The Yak - LeBron's Been a Fan of The Yak Since 2010 | The Yak 11-7-22

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Hello. Yak. I. Hello. I'm back. Are we supposed to be wearing cleats? When are we doing cleat week?

I saw that on Friday. It's just Che. Is it just one person? Oh, nice. Where are your cleats at, Che? I will be ordering them. I reached out to someone over the weekend. So are you going to play the yak basketball at them?

No. What do you mean you reached out to somebody? You just buy cleats? You just buy cleats. You reach out to a big cleats. Did you reach out to Tampa to get some Tampa Bay cleats? I did. Oh, of course he did.

How do you have to reach out to somebody to get shoes? Well, one of my guys there has a foundation in the My Cause, My Cleats thing, so I talked to him on Saturday. Oh, you're going to make it about charity, then I can't make fun of you. They're sending you Tampa Bay cleats. We can't do that one, so I will be ordering cleats. What would your cause be?

That one or the National CMV Foundation. Whoa. Yo. What was that, bro? Boys are sick. Sass has been sick since last week. That side of the room has been sick for a while. But not me, though.

Well. Not actually sick, just the sniffles. I'm sick to my stomach. Yeah. I'm fucking sick of the way that the world's been treating me. Sick of my own actions. Sick of fucking losing bets. What actions?

I didn't cash out A thousand to win Forty thousand That probably would have been About twenty thousand After game two At least Maybe twenty five I'm sorry

After game three It was fifteen after game two That would have been nice Do not look Not after game three No After game two I looked I watched the stream

On Thursday night I was convinced That Tico was going to Flash everyone And you just sat there Sad as she just shit down my throat shit down your throat and it wasn't like a tidy fucking compact turd she fucking sprayed yeah she messaged you she got she messed my face but the back of your throat got messed yeah she fucking

yeah machine gun hot diarrhea down my gullet and The rest of the week, if you opened your mouth, people are like, is that a stain? Is that Tico poop? Yeah, Tico poop. It looked like I drank Thai iced tea and it was sitting on the base of my tongue. It was orangey. At least we got the Smitty video out of all of that. Yeah.

Smitty fell. I was saying it reminded me of that one video where someone's filming a car accident and then someone just falls off the roof behind them or something like that. Smitty fell. I was saying it reminded me of that one video where someone's filming a car accident and then someone just falls off the roof behind them or something like that. It was just a perfect amount of chaos. It looks like he got dropped from above. I want to thank everybody. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And the balloon falling from the sky was like misdirection. It was like, where did the balloon come from? He's so composed during it. You see he doesn't spill the drinks. I don't even know how he fell. It looks like he was thrown.

Stepped on the arm of that chair. Those chairs are deceptively unbalanced because of the legs that they have, too. I can't believe the legs are straight up because they're shitty screwing legs. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She also celebrated like this after game five. Yeah. After almost every game.

Yeah, the Yankees series. You could convince her that there's another game tonight. You should. No, you couldn't. You should just replay again. I feel like you could. They're playing it back. There was a technicality. Oh, that wasn't – There's a double World Series.

They got to play the Dodgers and then just replay that World Series. Texans Dolphins is going to be awesome, though, because she is the anti-Frank the Tank. Yeah. You can find joy or positivity in the most bleak scenarios and always spin something as a positive. And that's the polar opposite of what the tank does. Yeah. She's on board for all Houston sports now? I think so.

I mean, she's a number one baseball fan in the world. The world. She got out of a speeding ticket today. She got pulled over from speeding. The cop was like, you're that Astros fan from TikTok or whatever. Wait. And she got out of a speeding ticket. Where was she speeding?

She posted down in Houston. She's like famous down there. Damn. this boosted her down there big time that's me it was astro's girlfriend wow wow they would have put ron in jail yeah and was it bregman's wife texting her or somebody's white some of the baseball players wives are texting her she's like she's probably gonna be like on a parade float, I think. I think she really... No one deserves it more than her. Not on their radar. Yeah.

Really. She really does deserve it. I agree. Ride or die. I'm just happy it was her. Could have been $20,000, though. No, $40,000. $40,000.

Or $20,000 if I cashed out. $40,000 if they won. If they just won it, it would have been out of my hands. I wouldn't have to bear this guilt of bad decision-making on my shoulders forever. That's your team. And that was my thinking, that it was my team and that I only want to be right, I bet, because I'm trying to remember that I was right about something. But I was wrong.

Imagine you cashed out and they won. Yeah, because you need to have the ticket. Then they would have still won. You'd have been double happy. Yeah, I would have been double happy. Yeah, that would have been double happy. He gets $20,000 and they win the World Series. He would be mad that he didn't get the full fee.

Yeah, but not as mad as he is now. I am bitter. You turn Steven's mic up just a skosh. I am deeply bitter right now. Where did Zaga go? I was here for Pick Central. How was everyone's weekend otherwise? You see we got a new presenting sponsor?

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I was traveling, so I wasn't able to catch the show. So I was just kind of like, usually I'll just go on Twitter, see what the buzz is about, pop in the comments. People were upset about the wheel. I think maybe we need to rebrand the wheel in terms of just brainstorming some fun things we can put on there, get excited again about the wheel. Yeah, it was miserable for a while. Let's go back to basics here.

Right, but you know what? Basics it was miserable for a while. Let's go back to basics here. Right, but you know when basics was too lomo saltados. Yeah, we should add some, we should think about a couple fun things, give the wheel a facelift, maybe even change the color. Yeah, didn't we have

a wheel one day that made us get international foods like that? Yeah, right. That was fun. That was a fun two episodes. Let's set your butthole on fire. Yeah, I think the slices

should reflect the show and not just inconvenience that's outside of the show. Now people do like to see us tortured. Yeah, I think the slices should reflect the show and not just inconvenience us outside of the show. Now people do like to see us tortured on the show. In the context of the show, in the organicness of the show. By the way, my stinky cloud contraption did come. I gave it to Steven. Stinky cloud's perfect. Maybe Thursday we do stinky cloud.

Perfect. Maybe we do stinky cloud and we also figure out... Oh, no. Shaking his head no? I can't do Thursday. Thursday right after, yeah. So what we should do Thursday at least is we should have everyone bring one good idea for the wheel. Let's rebrand the wheel on Thursday.

Let's give it a facelift. Let's get it excited. I love that. We can do Stinky Cloud early next Monday, Tuesday, whatever. Perfect. But can you do that? Because I'm going to bring an idea that's good for the group, and somebody else bring an idea that's good for the group,

and you're going to bring something that destroys somebody's life. Correct. Uh-huh. But everyone else should bring something good. Yeah, if everyone brings something good for the group, then— But then Roland's going to bring somebody that destroys somebody's life, and then we're back to destroying them. I brought Le Bernardin to the fucking—

You did. I have to take you guys. I brought the fucking gourmet lunch to it. I am finally—I have this week and next week and I am finally like free for a little bit. Yeah, it's this week with the with the Barstow Invitational Friday. Molly Meatball Saturday. Next week, we're going Maxion Tuesday and Wednesday. After that.

Wait, the next week of the week after next week. OK. After that, your boy's got next week or the week after? Next week. After that, your boy's got a little bit of time on his hands. So we'll be doing Laid-By-Nardin. I won't miss any Yaks. I'm excited to have... We're almost at the end of football season. Not really. Not really, but the

filming of all the shows... College football is what... Once college football ends, my schedule greatly opens up. So, thank you to Morgan and Morgan. You want to spin it, TJ? Can we put Limo on? Yeah, we'll do a facelift. Limo Chattato

back on there or no? If the wheel is mad, it will go wet right now. The wheel's fine. Oh, no. So, yeah, Thursday, everyone bring their best idea and we will... I'll think of something fun we can do, too, that will be instant.

Wheel. Yeah. That's what your idea's going to be. I don't know. I can't. For some reason, I'm having a hard time getting over this. Did this get longer? Mine got shorter.

Look at mine. It's never been like this. This one's awful today. They did a bunch of changes. Mine's like jabbing KB if I don't sit all the way over here. Francis broke the one that was in there. Oh, Francis broke it? Well, you and Francis combined broke it over time.

Is Francis the one that was smoking weed and broke his nail too? I've heard that. That's so funny how buttoned up everybody's been over that pretty obvious. We could just talk about about it but everyone who do you think did it we can't fucking do it tico texas dude obviously what the fuck are we talking about why is everyone like oh racist of you i mean i witnessed it i saw it and i still didn't say anything yeah no i mean it was like oh no we can't we probably shouldn't say why why everybody else like sorry for partying we We micro-said it.

Who smokes backwoods and has... A broken nail. Could have been Clemmer. Could have been Clemmer. Clemmer smokes fucking Dutchmasters, though. Everybody knows that he smokes Dutchies. How was everyone's weekend otherwise? You went to Houston? Yes. Awful city, to be honest.

It's the worst. What a soulless place. What's wrong with houston it ain't walkable for sure it's not walkable there's so if you come in and it's just a dystopia of interstates weaving through each other then you see the you see the the horrendous skyline from a distance lifeless just blank geometry and then you get there and it's there's nothing the downtown is is dull it's it's no identity no life like people don't live there there and there's nothing. The downtown is dull. It's no identity, no life.

People don't live there. There's no one walking around. There's no energy. Restaurants closed on Saturday and Sunday. What? That's their thing. What? The days when people tend to eat out.

We went for Super Bowl a few years ago and i remember downtown wasn't great the area we were was kind of cool and we had like a good setup at the bar the bar we were at was awesome and the people were nice but yeah the downtown i was just like what yeah some downtowns are like that though yeah we're just like that should be like the city center though right right the rich folk live um out of live outside of the downtown in developments, and they want land and little mansions and shit like that. So that shit's not downtown. Did anybody really stand out to you when you guys were doing Man on the Street?

Or now everybody's just drunk? Oh, you were drunk. Yeah, I was sick and drunk, which is a terrible combo. How does that happen? Yeah. I'm going to die doing these videos. Yeah, but they're very funny. It's too much for me.

Yeah. Tentory overload? Well, I mean, it's only major sports, so you don't have to do anything. It's crazy how they always win when we go. It's crazy. Since we started sending KB and Nick, it was the Super Bowl. They're always losing. The Rams losing. They end up winning.

Kansas getting blown out the first half, end up winning. Then the Astros. So they're 3-0 now. Look at you. St. Peter's. I accidentally picked them to win. Accidentally. Oh, you look good. And Fasoli was the best. Were you just drunk because people

were handing you shots? No, I can't do anything like that activity without being drunk. Oh, you have to be drunk. Okay. That's my least favorite thing in the world. Just go up to strangers? Talking to strangers, interviewing strangers. So why do you do it?

There's career benefits to it. I mean, they're funny. The videos are funny. They're funny. Yeah, but you shouldn't do it if you hate it. I do truly hate it. There's a lot of things you should still do despite not liking. Like what?

School. School. School. Dentist. Treat your family right. I was going to say teeth hygiene. No one likes to brush their teeth. That's my least favorite part of the day.

I've been really getting into brushing my tongue. I've been watching videos of people power washing carpets, and I try to do the same thing with my tongue. Oh, dude. I try to fucking light my shit up. Let me get on that. I got a pool guy. I watch those videos. Really? What do you mean? Those are that. Watching the- I got a pool guy. I watch those videos.

Really? What do you mean? Those are awesome. Where the pool's like black with muck and by the way- Yeah, and he comes in and he just- I haven't seen those. Oh my God. Those sound awesome.

Those carpet- Carpet cleaners. The carpet videos don't really make sense though because why are people- They bring in a carpet that's covered in tar. Yeah, but they throw it away. It's always like I got this rug from a coal shop. Jet black. How many coal shops are there?

The dude I follow finds them in dumps. Goes to the dump to find digs out old rugs. Fixes them. He resells them. I think they're expensive as hell. They're like $3,000 for a carpet and it's like, why? How is it that expensive? Oh, it was from a coal store. Yeah's like, why? How is it that expensive?

Oh, it was from a coal store. Yeah, I saw this one. Where are these coal stores? I thought you meant coals. How long does it take to clean a pool that's really, really dirty? That was red? I don't believe it was that black. No, I don't either.

That's false. On Instagram, MJThePoolPro. If that's what the carpet looked like inside the store, then the store should not be a thing. How did he know that it would be a great carpet? Is the coal store in the mines? Yeah, where? How is it getting that coaly? Can we look up what is a coal store now?

What did he do? He broke it. He just took away the carpet. Oh, no. So look how dark that is, dude. That's pitch black. That was pre-coal. It how dark that is, dude. That's pitch black. That was pre-cold. It was almost like a nice black.

It was better black. These are very terrible. It's not a very nice carpet either. Is that a drake? Kind of ugly. It might have looked better black. You guys are right. Wow.

It's not a nice carpet. I don't think you know what a nice carpet is, though, Seth. I'm just saying the design. What would you like as a design for a carpet? Oh, now this. I get into this. 24 hours,

that's it? That's all this guy needs? He shocks it. He's like, all right, first we shock it with this. You know, we got to oxidize.

It kills all the bacteria. Yeah, and then it all floats, the algae floats to the bottom, shocks it again. I love these videos. It's a very bizarre thing. There it goes.

Look at this. What? Yeah. What? It kills all the algae and it drops to the bottom. I like that. Look at that.

Look at that. Bam. Wow. How does a pool pro? How does a pool get that? Shout out my guy. It's pretty easy. If they don't go with the chlorine treatments,

that just has natural water. What if these owners are going to go right back to their old ways. Yeah, probably. But then they can just bring MJ the Pool Pro back. You see the girl who goes into the homes of recluses who are just disgustingly trashed. She cleans them up. Yes.

What? Just covered in grime and trash. Bugs. God. Bugs. There's some bugs, yeah. That's crazy. Are you guys Toby Keith fans? I'll post. He had a run post 9-11.

I'll put my boot up your ass. We all gathered around. We were at a steakhouse on Friday and he was just guest singing with the band. Was it Jeff Rubies? Yeah. And I was like, it sucked because I'm not a Toby Keith fan.

It would have been so cool if it was someone I was a fan of. You just suck then. I guess I do. He had some cancer too. Yeah, he did. Keith did? Yeah, but he was singing a whole set with the band. That's cool. Yeah but he was singing He was singing He did like a whole set With the band

That's cool Yeah it was cool But it wasn't It was cool but it wasn't cool Yeah Cause I was like I don't How much do you think he got paid?

Before the American way Before that song He was really good Like the I wanna be a cowboy Or should've been a cowboy That shit was great Yeah

90s he was incredible And then he got Walmart What happened with Walmart? No, he just turned into like... Oh, he got mainstream. Corny. He sold out. He wasn't corny in the 90s.

He wrote actual country songs that were good. What's another one besides that one? I'm trying to think. Should Have Been a Cowboy? Besides that one. He wrote I Want to Talk About Me, and he wrote... Oh, that's a good one. Talk About You.

No, he wants to... How Do You Like Me Now Oh that song's so good That's a great song I don't know any of these How Do You Like Me Now If you heard that song How Do You Like Me Now Now that I'm on my way

You still think I'm crazy Standing here today I know the rock song. How you like me now? How you like me now? Yeah, you know that one. That was the rock? How you like me now?

Like a rock song. I can roll. It's by The Heavy, I believe. Yeah, it's a good song. You guys don't know that song? No. Really? It's in the, what's a good song. I don't know that one. You guys don't know that song? No. Really? It's in the, what's it called?

It's in the Fighter. The song we said was much bigger than that song. Yeah, yeah. You think? Toby Keith, yeah, is a big time star. That's a pretty big song. It just sucked because I don't, I should have been more like into it. But I guess I'm not, I've never been. No, you shouldn't have.

No, Toby Keith, I'm sorry. You should, no, no, you really don't though. But isn't that a cool thing? And everyone was like, this is awesome. And I was like, I don't. I've never been. You shouldn't. You're old Toby Keith. No, no, you really don't, though. But isn't that a cool thing? And everyone's like, this is awesome. And I was like, how big was the steakhouse? There was probably 300 people in that like main area. Just a bunch of rich people eating steak. Yeah, very rich people.

But I think we lost all of our money and we went to like Applebee's. Less than that on Saturday. Bob Evans? Which was sad. No, it's like Lexington Live, which was just basically a cafeteria hall. So it was a stark contrast. Bad news, you guys. What? The other song is more popular.

No! I was always with you, Sass. 50 million more streams. Can we listen to 10 seconds of it, please? What's the other one? I'm sure I know it. I like it now. Yeah, I do know it.

This is a pretty popular. It's in like a lot of movies. 10 seconds. But that's the only part of it I know. I don't know any of the rest of that song. But I will say also, if you look up How Do You Like Me Now, the Toby Keith song does come up first. Oh.

But in terms of streaming, this one has more. Oh, yeah, I know this song very well. Oh, yes. There was a time. Yeah, no, that's a good song. Yep. I think the fact that Toby Keith is playing at steakhouses is kind of the proof that you don't need to like it.

The man has had cancer and is trying to come back, and he was at the Breeders' Cup, so obviously he's very rich and famous, and he was there doing rich and famous things, and is trying to bounce back. What do you want? Are you related to him? To die of cancer?

Why are you trying to take up for Toby Keith? Because Toby Keith was very important to my childhood. I enjoyed when I was growing up in the 90s as a poor young person in Mississippi. I liked his music. I'm just saying it contextualizes why Big Cat doesn't like him. That's all I'm saying. Big Cat said he didn't like him. I'm not a country guy.

Because he's not that big. I am a country guy. So if we're going to bring up country, I'm going to represent for my people. Okay. I was in Lexington, Kentucky. Oh, nice. The Breeders' Cup. It was very fun until it wasn't fun.

Because we lost everything. It probably looked incredible. It was one of those things, and fun because we lost everything. Friday looked incredible. It was one of those things, and I know that this is probably loser talk, but I'm a born loser. Friday we won everything. Dave was up like $100,000. I was up like $20,000. It was incredible.

We went to the steakhouse. It was like a Goodfellas-type dinner. It was like a four-hour dinner just laughing. Who was there? Who's at the dinner it was me elio jerry silvana dave uh one of silvana's friends and then another horse guy and we like mike ripoli was coming over oh we keep to say it was like that's all would have been a better scene laughing we're never gonna lose another bet again uh and then we lost literally every single bet on sat. But I have that memory. That one night where everything was great. That was game three of the World Series to me.

It was like, oh, we're up 7-0? We're fucking hitting home runs. Yeah, right, exactly. There was a contest that everyone, like all the super rich, like Kenny Maynes and Bobby Flays and all these people were in this contest. Dave was in second in the entire contest. And so everyone was coming up to him being like,

second place, that's crazy. And then what do you finish at? Bankrupt. Jesus. Yeah, bankrupt. We lost everything. That sucks. Lost everything.

That blows. And the 5K, you got your 5K back. Yeah, that was crazy. Wait, you just walked away? Like, you just kind of forgot? It works at a track, so there's tellers that you can go up to, the people that you can make your bets with, or there's machines.

I like to use the machines, so I like to play around. It was 10 a.m., because it was like, we were out all night Friday, 10 a.m., very quick turnaround, brain was foggy, put in my voucher for 7K, made a bet for 2K, and just walked away. And then, like, five minutes later, I was like, I just walked away from that.

And then I went back to the machine and started pressing all the machines. The guy was like, hey, did you leave your voucher? And I was like, yeah. He's like, how much? I was like, $5,000. He's like, all right, I got it. Like, unbelievable.

I mean, who does that? That guy's an incredible human being. Incredible. It was a free $5,000 for him, right? Yeah, and I gave him a $500 bet on the next race he lost. So I gave him nothing. Damn. Yeah, it was, I mean, all-time good guy move.

Did you see that fucking girl in Lexington? Oh, God. She broke, like, she had, like, a PR for most N-words said in one. Oh, no. It's over for her. She's out of here. And she has priors. She has priors? I didn't know that. Yeah, on film. That was fucking terrible. It's over for her. She's out of here. And she has his, she has priors. She has priors?

I didn't know that. Yeah, on film. That was fucking terrible. The woman she was attacking showed so much restraint. It was like Saturday night. I don't think we should play the video. No, we're not playing the video. You could play the video from last year where she was like talking about

trashing some kid for his SES. She was almost celebratory in the way she was saying it. She looks cocky in her mugshot too. I didn't watch it, but I think I know she's like, You thought it was a funny video, didn't you? No, I was like, I don't need to see this. It was bad. It was painful to watch.

I just don't need to see a white girl saying the M word a thousand times. Maybe a reminder that racism is still alive. You should be vigilant at all angles. You guys notice anything different about me today? Are you wearing man's bangs? Are you wearing? Oh, are you?

Oh, yeah. Are you really? I kind of notice it. Dude, they're so official. You look so tight. Your whole body? It's so, no. 75 degrees outside.

It's so tight. I degrees outside. It's so tight. I can't put it on. You have to put it on like a dress. Yeah. You got to be sweating your ass off. Oh, damn. Wow. It's a tank top.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I have to literally take it down and off like this. Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare. Going to the bathroom must be insane. Are you supposed to do the full long sleeve to accentuate the shoulders and biceps? No, I think you want the shoulders and biceps to be popping, right? Popping out.

Would that make them pop? No, I think it makes them pop more when I wear like a thermal underneath. Oh, no. You didn't bring it up. You makes them pop more when I wear like a thermal underneath. Oh, no. You didn't bring it up, Farna. You look very well. You do look like a singlet. Oh, bro. Wrestling's ass, KB.

You got to be hot in that. No, I'm not hot at all. Do you feel confident? You feel more confident? You did look lean today. You look very lean. I thought it was a haircut. I bought so many more of these, too. I'm just going to wear them every day now lean today. You look very lean. I thought it was a haircut.

I bought so many more of these, too. I'm just going to wear them every day now. Albert Lean. I feel lean. I can't recommend it enough, Brandon. Why me? Because you have titties like me. Your legs, your stems look crazy today.

I've started working out this morning. I did weightlifting. It is a little emasculating, though, to have to put on a singlet that's like a dress every morning. But guess what? I don't care because I look good now. Yeah, you look good. What the fuck? I kind of ruined the whole purpose of it by taking my shirt off there. Yeah.

Whatever. We'll keep that. Just keep that between me and the Yak listeners. No one say anything. Everyone act cool. Gotta be excited about that. I feel so good. Peeling that thing off.

I wore it to the steak dinner too, and it was like I ate a lot, but I didn't feel gross. You had won all your bets. You were eating great steak. I was spanked up. You were spanked up. That might have been peak you. It was truly an incredible night that I'll just remember forever and then lost everything.

Now you kind of get to experience the satisfaction at the end of the day of when a woman takes their bra. Yes. Yes. It's very nice when I take it off at the end of the day, like long, hard day of just sucking in my gut, spilling out after. It's like the first thing I do as soon as i get in my door every day it's i like fling it across the room and sometimes i forget and i'll have been home for like four

hours and i remember it's on and i'm like son of a bitch i'll never get those four hours back without this fuck yeah it's terrible totally it does suck but it is a nice feeling to there's nothing worse than going to going out for the day in something uncomfortable. Yeah. And then you get home and you take it off and you're like, now I feel good. What have you ever had like that? I don't know. You wear like an uncomfortable sweatshirt or a shirt. I don't know what you're saying. I wear pants some days and I'm like, I probably should have worn shorts today.

And Sass wears the same thing every day. It just ruins your whole day. No, you wear like a bad pair of pants or you wear a bad t-shirt and you're like, this t-shirt's making me look real fat. Trent calls them soft clothes. It's like when you get home from church on Sunday and you're like this t-shirt is making me look real fat. Trent calls them soft clothes. It's like when you get home from church on Sunday and you're all wearing those and then it's football time you all put on your sweats and you're wearing comfy clothes.

That was a great feeling. Rushing upstairs to change. I got away with just dressing like that all the time. Yeah. You wore that shit to church? When I go to church? When you were going to church. Yeah, you could get away with it.

It's kind of slobby, yeah. You sit in the back, though. Slink up for your communion. The important part is being there, right? Receiving communion, yeah. You've renounced the church? No, God doesn't care what you wear. I know means.

I know means. I know means. I know means. What is the, you know, do you ever touch, cross paths God doesn't care what you wear. I know means. I know means. I know means. I know means. Do you ever cross paths with the jockeys of the game? Not really, no. The horse guys? What are they up to?

They're weird, but they're like superstars, though, in that world. They are. They definitely talk like this. They're definitely up here. They're so small, and they're just... They have groupies, right? That's got to be a thing. Oh, for sure. They got baddies, bro. They definitely definitely up here. They're so small and they're just... They have groupies, right? That's gotta be a thing. Oh, for sure. They got baddies, bro. They definitely have baddies.

Absolutely have baddies. There's gotta be like a bar where they all hang out. Like, I wanna know where they hang out. I do too. I wanna be there and I wanna be amongst them. Yeah. Yeah, you wanna be a giant? You wanna start a fight at a jockey bar? You would've liked it, KB.

Maybe the greatest horse of all time raced on Saturday. Beautiful animal. Is he being lauded as such? He is now retired. Flight line. Incredible horse. What's special about him? He was like the fastest horse

ever. He beat everyone by like a million. Well, how come he never won a derby? He got hurt right before the Kentucky Derby and was like the fastest horse ever. He beat everyone by like a million. Well, how come he never won a derby? He got hurt right before the Kentucky Derby and was like a slow starter. He's a pussy. Six for six. Six races, won all six. We missed a potentially great horse.

Unfortunately. It's actually sad. It is. Retired? Josh Gibson. But he retires and now his come is worth like $20 million a year. Josh Gibson. Marcus Dupree. He had true. Josh Gibbs. Josh Gibson.

Marcus Dupree. Oh, he had his chance, though. Josh Gibson. There never was. Do they let those horses, like, fuck? Or is it all just manual? No, I think it's manual. Yeah, that's neat. Oh, no, no.

I thought they had a teasing stallion come in, get the girl ready, and then they bring them in and just... I don't think... There's some manual, but there's some fucking going on. I think it's manual because I think it's like they don't want them to get injured in any way or if you spill the seed prematurely it's like that's a waste of some good cum a lot of money sell that

there's some fucking they gotta let them let them have some yeah you'd think i mean it's still gotta feel good to get jerked off yeah by a random dude that dude. That's weird. That's a weird thing. Why? Come is come. Come is come. Like, do you think the horse is thinking, like, as they're coming, like, oh, fuck, this dude is weird. Unless he's stroking me.

I think they might use a fleshlight, actually. He might get excited when he sees the guy coming. I'm pretty sure they use, like, a huge fleshlight, and then it just, like just goes into a big... Oh, yeah, because you wouldn't want to have to touch the cum. Oh, yeah, because then if... Yeah, like, that's expensive. You don't want Sully to cum.

It's an expensive cum. I wonder how often they get to. There's probably dudes who are really nice at it that the horses really like. There's probably guys that can really softly milk the cum from the horse that are probably incredible at it. I do think there's more horse sex than you think. I don't think it's all manual. I don't think with these horses though. These horses are like so expensive.

There's horses that are called teasing stallions that come in, get the girl revved up, and then the stud horse just walks in and fucks her. But I'm pretty sure... I don't know. I actually... What does a teasing stallion do? It's a whore.

It's a whore horse. Can you look this up, TJ? It gets the girl in the mood. I don't know how it works, but it works. That's crazy. That would be a shitty life. Dude, I saw that in... It's not so bad. In 1776, 2% of the people in Manhattan were prostitutes.

Wow. One in every 50 person was a prostitute in Manhattan. Wow. 2% of everyone in Manhattan. That's so much prostitutes. That's so many prostitutes. That's a lot of Johns. And they were all in the same.

A lot of guys. I think it was right when the Continental Army came to New York, and they were just fucking. They were all in the same... A lot of guys. I think it was right when the Continental Army came to New York, and they were just fucking... They were fucking? It was their first time out of their home state, so they were just out fucking. No tees and stallions. Arriving mares are in estrus and receptive to a stallion.

You think in the Old West there were as many hookers as there are in Old West shows? Yes. Yes. Because I would say in those Old West towns, like 40% of the people seem to be hookers. It's the oldest industry, right? There's no woman in an Old West show that isn't a hooker. Does anyone want McDonald's?

Mike just asked. What? Why? I don't know. Come on, Mike. It's Monday, dude. We're trying to be sharp. I mean, yeah, I do.

I want to have fish today, dude. I do, but I can't. He's stiffly. He's sniffly. He's sniffly. Sniffly, bro. He's got the sniffles. Back on the fruit. Go pee.

Go pee. You still got it? Bitch. The cold? Yeah, I said it. I got the sniffles. This is my first day having them. I woke up this morning just real sniffly.

I was on my flight, and when your nose is leaking on a flight, I ran out of tissues before we even took off. I had to improvise. I was using my backpack took off. I had to, like, improvise. I was using my backpack. Yeah. I had to use the safety manual. Or I'm in the middle and I don't want to, like...

I was trying to think. I can't, like, use my hand or shirt. That seems to be the grossest option. But the other options are... I think you got to go hand at some point. My walkie was... No, you flip your shirt inside out. I was just...

And do it. And then you flip it back. If you desperate enough what about the same tissue i was reusing it and that gets like it gets bad through my mind the lady next to me she was she would not fall asleep i know she was looking i was in her peripheral especially because people are still kind of on edge like people like right i don't care about covid but if you're on the plane and you're sniffling and sneezing, people get mad. You couldn't go to the bathroom and get a stack?

I was in the middle. It was a long flight. Houston is out. No. I had two flights with the same thing going on. Yeah, because last ticket out, they were giving you that middle seat. You're getting bitch row.

I was bitch rowed up. But at the same time, you have to go get some paper towels. But I can tell you didn't because your nose would have been shaved to kingdom come. You would have had some shafage underneath. That is another thing. Jerry Schaefer. Going for the backpack is a wild move.

Rubbing it on my Jansport. Ew, dude. Can we see your back? Yeah, because there are any little snail trails on it. It looks like a horse just came in it. When I'm in that position, I go hand to sock. Hand to sock? Yeah.

Shouldn't be in that position ever, I don't think. I don't think it's ever acceptable to be in that position. You should have seen me on the walk here. Spy tissues, though. Spraying from the nose. Spy tissues. At any of the boregas in New York. There's literally a bodega every pocket.

I feel like there's something more gross about than pulling up to work and just emptying out all the tissues from your pocket. That's more gross? Cleaning your nose? Also, yeah, Houston, like, no stores. I was, like, walking for 20 minutes. Couldn't find a store.

You know what I'm talking about? Like, a store? Yeah, they don't have any. Like a bodega. There's no... Something like that. Like 7-Eleven, bodega. They don't have that.

No. You have to go to the more Mexican prominent areas to get any kind of juice. They probably have more stores out there. They probably have decent food, walkability, and community. Yeah, I'm not judging the city as a whole. But I should have... I've never eaten at a Sonic before, food, walkability, and community. I'm not judging the city as a whole. But like I

should have. I went to I've never eaten at a Sonic before but I got a Sonic when I got there. Sonic's so good. Sonic is very good. It had Whataburger. Whataburger is real good. Equivalent of a Burger King cheeseburger. Whataburger is so overrated.

It was just right down the... Oh no. What are you eating? Why don't you just come back eating? I said Whataburger is so overrated. I didn't. Really? It was just right down the. Oh, no. What are you eating? Why don't you just come back eating? I said Whataburger is overrated to me. Here's my problem with Whataburger. Everyone says you got to get the chicken. You hate Texas. No, no, no.

I like Whataburger, but I also like Burger King. No, no, it's fine. But when you say a burger place, you got to get the chicken. What's up with that? Their burgers are terrific. But everyone says the chicken is the best. Who says that? Everyone.

Assholes. Literally everyone. It was a Nestle Crunch bar. I got the jalapeno burger at Sonic, and it was just like a regular burger with jalapenos on it. It was pretty good. Sonic's got good burgers. Sonic is very location-dependent.

It is. It has the most inconsistent or the most variety of quality. Yeah, we were in like an East Texas oil field. Depends on who's staffing them. I have a New Jersey Sonic I go to in Hasbro Kites. And their burgers are fine, but their tater tots are poor. Tater tot poor. All tater tots are poor.

No, no, tater tots are delicious, but... Ah, bro. Actually, I think the worst way of serving a potato. Oh, I love tots. I would agree with that. I'm a big tot lady. Definitely. The worst way of serving a potato. It's almost impossible for them to be good because they're always pre-frozen. They have to be pre-frozen

in a way that makes them naturally bad. Tell me, tater tots are the worst way to do a potato. Of course, french fries are pre-frozen too, but you can heat a french fry through well enough. Tater tots are better than french fries. I'm just going to tell you that right now. I think that... I disagree with that.

But since it is a personal opinion thing, I'll allow you to have that opinion. If loaded tater tots are on the menu, I'm going with that over the fries. Over curly fries? Yeah, over curly fries. I think the steak fry is the worst preparation. If I get to a place and they have fries and tater tots, I'm ordering the tater tots 100% of the fries. Over curly fries? Yeah, over curly fries. I think the steak fry is the worst preparation.

If I get to a place and they have fries and tater tots, I'm ordering the tater tots 100% of the time. You're a child. You gotta request that they're crispy.

Yeah, you are. They gotta be crispy. They don't have to be. The child move. No, they do. Nah, bro. That shit is fucking, that shit is poor.

Tater tots, nah. I love tater tots. Nah. You were just yes on tater tots. Nah. I was half listening. I was half listening. Now that I'm fully listening, nah.

Once you found out who was on which side. No, no, no. Listen, tater tots are fine, but I'll never take tater tots over fries. That's psycho. If you're at a place that has- Tater tots over chips, yeah. If you're at a place that has tater tots and fries, I guarantee you their tater tots are better.

They don't have great fries. Why else would they have tater tots? You go sweet potato fries, regular fries, tater tots, chips. You go sweet potato fries over everything? Yeah, I love sweet potato fries. I don't like the mouthfeel of tater tots when I get into them, and I often find that their heat is inconsistent. They're either too hot or too cold or too crispy at the edges.

I don't think that there's— Hey, Toby Keith, you hate tater tots. Me? No, this one you wouldn't last 5 minutes in the south big cat you wouldn't be able to get fat you're not racist enough

you would not last 5 minutes down there I don't hate Toby Keith I just am not a fan because music is subjective I never was a country fan Steven's gearing up for a take I agree with Brandon that tater tots are very good, but you can't say you can't use your main argument

as they're consistent everywhere and you just said the tater tots by you at the Sonic were poor. Wow. He lawyered you. Was that a gotcha that was necessary? I agree with you. I think tater tots are very good. He's a slave to semantics.

All right. Thank you, Steven. You're welcome. Call a crackhead. The next time you're in trouble, call a crackhead. What the hell is that? What the hell are you talking about? You're staring me down.

He's like a politician. He's like, if you think all cops are bad, the next time you're in trouble, call a crack. Yeah, he's good. Whoever that is. Who is it? Fetterman? It's probably fucking Fetterman. I wasn't Fetterman because that's a right-leaning thing to say.

I know. Florida Sheriff that's always in the news. Always saying crazy shit. I don't know who. Oh, yeah, he is. He's fantastic so the election bro can i ask a question this is a little awkward for you is it about fetterman wearing soft clothes oh yeah the other one was dr you see dr oz is like before you like call 10

people before the steelers game on sunday and they were on a bye week they always said that politicians talking sports is always the funniest. Violent crime is surging in Louisiana. Woke leaders blame the police. Oh, it's John Kennedy. I blame the criminals. Oh, it's been mentioned. Mom should not have to look over her shoulder when she's pumping gas.

I voted against the early release of violent criminals. His makeup is hilarious. The way he said against. Also, this guy... Look, if you hate cops just because they're cops, the next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead. That's how that rules.

This guy also was just built in a... I think he woke up one day and looked in the mirror and was like, yeah, I should be a politician. It's time for me to be a politician. That's an accent I just have never heard. Louisiana's different. Louisiana has its best accents because they have so many of them. You ever see the Herman Cain political ad?

Which one? It was supposed to be kind of artsy, and it's just him smoking a cigarette behind a building. Look up the Herman Cain cigarette political ad. It's one of the most bizarre things. The next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead. Crackhead. Let me take you out of that, but he had 30.

Yeah, just freestyle this one. Crackhead. Call a prostitute. Call a hooker. Everything was Southern there until he said the word against and then he went all Canadian. Against.

Against. It's kind of British sounding. Against. Against. But somebody. A gainst. Sound like Jericho. Call a crack here.

Since January, I've had the privilege of being an assistant manager of Godfather's Pizza at 744 Indiana Boulevard. What's? And operating salad bar chef of a franchise and a successful restaurant business once headed by Herman Cain. Tomorrow, it's one day closer to the White House. I really believe that Herman Cain will put the cane back in the United States of Americaine. And if I didn't believe that, I would have quit last week when Sean spit in my Diet Dr. Pepper. We've made pizza the life of it.

There is one where it's like real artsy. It's just him. It's literally just him smoking a cigarette, and it's a real ad. I don't think there's words. I think it just artsy. It's just him. It's literally just him smoking a cigarette, and it's a real ad. It's just, I don't think there's words. I think it just like slowly zooms in on him as he does a thousand-yard stare, and he rips the heater, and it's like a real. Anyway, I have to really build that one up.

It's kind of dope, though. I highly recommend fun at some point. Anyway. All a crackhead. All a crackhead. All a crackhead. How did you know about that one? It's all over.

I haven't seen it. Yeah, that's been around for a long time, I feel like. Yeah. Or at least I don't know that saying, right? Also, Kyle's frame of reference is like a gerrymandered district. It just has tentacles out into the wildest places. He has a crazy frame of reference. Yeah.

Maybe best frame of reference in the office. Maybe broadest frame of reference. He didn't best frame of reference in the office. Maybe broadest frame of reference. He didn't even know how to spell Yakima. Yakima. Yakima. Nobody knows how to say that. You going to cheat tomorrow night that doesn't? I can.

You will. Who's the teams again? You and Steven. You guys against Smokin? We are. We're teaming up. Should we get our faces painted like sad clowns? We're against the Honkers, and then the Frankettes are against Chicago.

Speaking of which, our guy on Hendrix Johnson did another, I think, 10X celebration. Scored again? On him, I sent it to TJ. He said, I had to do it because I knew you had a big game against Smocking this week. Fuck yes, dude. Oh, he scored. Yeah, good for him. He's just getting mad touchdowns.

Are people flaming you right now because of you saying that Houston sucked? Oh, no. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Well, you should only care about what I say about the people. The people of Houston were very nice. I'm not enjoying the service roads or whatever the fuck they're called. I think Houston people probably agree with that.

Look at this. Let's see. Oh, 10x. Love it. This guy's a beast. Oh, what? All he does is score. Between the legs?

I think he wears number 10. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, what's that relation to You kind of wanted to shit on that for a second The way you looked at Steven My brain is just very slow right now So yeah that took me a second to realize That 1010X got it

I hope he's written like an X on his jersey somewhere I started following the 10X doctor on Instagram Oh see here you go They're gonna be reaching out to you soon They're gonna try and get you next. They got Dave. I got to say, I went in with an open mind. Oh, you were just with Dave all weekend, too. Oh, no, no. I went in with an open mind, and I watched a few

videos, and the mind shut right away. Okay. Is Dave still doing it? I think so. The guy was talking about alkaline water, and like you got to alkaline charge your body when you go on an airplane. That shocked your body.

He goes into the every hour he's on an airplane he goes into the bathroom and does 60 squats. Air squats. How? In the bathroom. There's just not room. Right. No room for that. Just does it over the toilet probably. He couldn't get high enough. I guess if your legs

are engaged the entire time, maybe it works better. Being on an airplane sucks. Why would I want to do that? I can't stand in a bathroom. No. No. No, exactly. I've never been in the first class bathrooms.

Are those bigger? Those are huge. Gigantic, yeah. You could probably do squats in there. You could do shit. If you have to ask, you can't afford it, unfortunately for you. I laid down in the first class bathroom last night. Do you guys tip in the first class bathroom? Do you tip't afford it, unfortunately, for you. I lay down in the first-class bathroom. Do you guys tip in the first-class bathroom?

Do you tip the guy that's in there? Yeah. I usually tip him with 20 to start, just so that way he won't say anything when I do cocaine during my flight. I used to watch those videos of Casey Neistat taking showers in the first-class bathrooms. Those are like the Emirates across the country. Those are the world flights. All right, so I wantedates across the country. Oh, those are sick.

All right, so I wanted to ask the awkward question to you, Roan. Are you, on the PepF podcast, are you going to bring up LeBron's just habitual line? I just found out about it, and I have his history of it, and it's so funny. It is so funny, and it's so harmless. It's something that I would probably do. I used to pretend to, like, consume it.

You're the main proponent of lying. You're the one who said it's the easiest way to get out of things. Like what? What are some of the lies? So this one came up because he wore the same suit as Takeoff before a game who recently tragically passed away, and he was asked about it afterwards and he's like yeah I've been a big fan of theirs

I got put onto them in 2010 and they had not released any music he was confusing them with Travis Porter I was listening to those guys my first year with the Heat in 2010

and you can ask any one of my teammates back then they had no idea who the Migos was I was listening to those guys my first year with the Heat in 2010. And you can ask any one of my teammates back then. They had no idea who the Migos was. They were, like, cursing me out when I would play it throughout the weight room or play it in the locker room. Throwing them under the table. I was like, I'm tired. Yeah. That's crazy.

Throwing everybody. Throwing Migos and his teammates. Everyone hated this. So he's got, like, kind of a history of doing this. The other one was the Kobe 81 game, as you can find. It's very funny. What did he's got like a kind of a history of doing this. The other one was the Kobe 81 game as you can find. It's very funny.

What did he say about that? He said he predicted it. He knew it. I told my boy before. Oh no, the godfather pretending like it's his favorite movie

and not being able to name one scene. Right. Or he says he read a book. He's like, I read this book like six or seven times during the playoffs.

I watched the whole game. I seen the whole game. I was at home watching the game and you know, I read this book like six or seven times during the playoffs. I watched the whole game. I seen the whole game. I was at home watching the game. You know, I said he was going to – before the game even started, when I seen – I said he was probably going to score 70. That's like a Drewski skit. I don't know what made you say that. My friends was with me, and they was like, okay.

So, when he got to like 70, I was like, well, he might as well go for 80 now. I'm a fan of the game. And to see that performance was unbelievable. Watch. They're all so funny, and they're all just like, it's, like I said, completely innocuous, not like he's hurting anyone. And I think it stems from him wanting to give. Like he wants to give you a good story or a good answer instead of just being like, yeah, Kobe's great.

Also, have you guys seen the video of him rapping along to the Migos? He never knows the words. He doesn't know any of the words. Can you play that? I'm a LeBron hater as well. I will say that. I'm not a LeBron hater. Okay.

I've never liked LeBron. He's my favorite player. But I will actually defend the Kobe clip because if you remember during that time, Kobe was going – like he scored 63 maybe in three quarters against the Mavericks, and it was like there was a solid couple months span. Didn't he have like a four or five game 50-point stretch right there? So seeing he was going to get 70 against the Raptors, that's not like a – that's not a –

Also, I just remember that being like on a Sunday, a game nobody was watching, and I just don't think he was watching. If you look at both of those clips, when he starts referencing the memories, he does look to his right, which is like accessing the memory side of your brain instead of looking to the left, which is accessing the making shit up side of the brain. I watched a couple episodes of that. Is that for real? Yeah, it is.

Why film that? Oh, no, this is Pop Smoke, but he's done it like a hundred times. I just sent you a couple more, TJ, that are so funny. Because Russ always knows every word, dude. Whenever Russ used to film himself singing this shit, he would know every word of the most obscure songs, and then Brown would try to do it.

It is a question not related to the game, but since there's been a lot of publicity yesterday and today about Godfather Part 2 which is the scene or the moment or the phrase or the quote you like more from the movie? Oh, from The Godfather? Godfather?

It's too many different phrases too many different lines in that movie to just categorize one That's like when they ask Trump what his favorite Bible verse was. That's also an insane question to ask at the NBA Finals. Why not? That's the NBA Finals.

They're asking about the Godfather. It's a foreign report. The next one, TJ, the next one is my favorite. It's so. I had one coach, and he used to say, put yourself in situations where you're not comfortable. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite saying.

I say that all the time. He didn't even say the quote correctly. That's my favorite saying. I'm always saying that. I was just thinking about that. There's also one I saw retweeted. That's my mom. Seinfeld 2000 account tweeted LeBron in 2015 and was like LeBron what's your

favorite episode of Seinfeld he's like I'm not even lying I'm watching it right now he just wants to be liked it's fucking hilarious though yeah that's my favorite saying I'm always saying that I've been always saying that there's a scene in Godfather 2

where they steal a rug yes bring that shit full circle you could just be like take the take there are no leave take the cannolis leave the gun take the cannolis yeah never saw it you never the second one no i never saw it what so good i'm sorry i never saw godfather part two i saw the Godfather. You watch movies and TVs like... Yeah. I don't really get into mob movies or anything. Isn't the second one the best one? Yes. I've heard that. That's cool. You should watch it.

I should own a plane. That's fine. Watch it when you're up till 3am one night. Just not clamoring to watch Godfather Part 2. Can you please watch it? Can you please watch it? It's very good. Good movie. It's long. I didn't watch Godfather until like 2014. It took me a while, but it's obviously good. Can you please watch it? It's very good. It's a good movie. It's long. I didn't watch Godfather until like 2014. It took me a while but it's obviously good.

Can you please watch it? Is that important to you? Yeah, I'd like you to watch it so that our bond can be... Somebody tell me where it's streaming on. Everywhere. Just go to AMC any day

and I'm sure it's on. The most famous movie. If that's the TV version, I don't want to watch that. Yeah, that's true. Because that is like five hours with the commercials. Yeah. And yeah, you missed maybe the scene where Sonny's,

or no, that's the Godfather one, of course, Sonny. Oh, that was almost embarrassing. That was. I caught myself. Fredo, I knew it was you. Broke my heart. That was Godfather one. No, no.

No, that's two. It's two. So did you see two? You saw two. No know that that's down and that is a famous that's two but that's a famous line that's a famous line yeah yeah no but that fredo betrays him in one though no no it's two oh no it's that it's fredo can't protect his dad too it's Oh, that's all too. It's the fucking, it's her, it's that girl's husband that betrays. Correct. And gets him killed. That's who, okay.

Sonny's husband. There was a betrayal. Spoilers. Okay, so Fredo's part two. But you've already, that's a famous thing. Fredo, Fredo, Fredo. So you hear that. So you should, you're the Fredo of the yak.

You should at least know that. And that's the N word for us Italians. I don't think I'm the Fredo of the yak. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. Cuomo, when he said, don't call me Fredo. It's the N-word for us Italians. I don't think I'm the Fredo of the act. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. Cuomo, when he said, don't call me Fredo. It's the N-word for

Italians. I'm glad Nick isn't here to hear that. Everyone throwing around Fredo. He'd go fucking insane. Oh, you can't use Jew words now.

Nipshin. Take a side, bro. He'd kvetch. You see them bobbing and weaving through the marathon runners. Oh, funny. He'd kvetch. You see them bobbing and weaving through the marathon runners? Oh, funny. People keep tagging me in it because I want to watch it over and over. We have a pizza hut wheel?

We have a pizza hut wheel. Oh, yeah, because we're deciding the person? Yes. So, Yak basketball coming Friday night. Barstool Invitational. Have you heard? Am I doing the trampoline or not? I've been guaranteeing it.

I don't think you can. I don't know if Philadelphia's going to let me do it. I know. Every time Blatman or Hank shakes their head, I'm like, no, no, no. You don't understand. I've guaranteed it. We'll just do it another day. I want to do it then. I want to do it. So we'll do it. Okay. But if we can't do it there. Have you been practicing?

No. What about a human trampoline with my spanks on? You could get a little bounce. What if we did it like after the game? Yeah, I mean, I just want to do it. People are still, I mean, the people that work in the arena will still be there. How much time do you think you'll need if you get gravely injured? I'm not worried about the injury. I'm just.

Oh, let's go. That's a trampoline. I don't know why. What did you think I was going to. You got this. How big do you think I thought it was going to be? Yeah, you got this. I eventually got there.

All right. I'm going to be there all day Friday, so I will get some trampoline scouting. Are we doing the Yak on Friday? I don't know. I doubt it. I mean, we're all going, right? What time does the bus leave? There's a bus.

The bus is like 11. I'm leaving from my house, so. Oh, we're bussing? There's a bus. Oh, we're bus going, right? What time does a bus leave? There's a bus. I think bus is like 11. I'm just leaving. I'm leaving for my house, so. Oh, we're bussing? There's a bus. Oh, we're bussing. With the boys? No boys. No boys.

Fuck. Kate, you threw it off. I know. God damn it, Kate. We were about to be bussing with the boys. So what are we doing, TJ? So we had Pizza Hut to sponsor the Barstool's Invitational, and people responded to this tweet with them eating the Pizza Hut melt

for a chance to be in Yak basketball. So we have eight finalists, and we're going to spin a wheel to find out who gets to play with us. Is there any information about any of the finalists? Yeah, you want to watch the videos? Yeah, that would be awesome. I sure wish I was eating some Pizza Hut right now. No, I wish I had one.

Here's first up, Very Hot Soup. I know. I wish I had one. Here's first up. Very hot soup. All right. It's very hot soup. Oh. He's been around. He's around. I know this guy. He's in the mix.

Wait, scroll up. Babe truth. Yeah, I know him. I retreat him. He's funny. Yeah, he does some good work. He looks too athletic, though. I never even pictured him as a human.

Please accept this as my official entry into the Barstool Yak. Wait, so we're doing a wheel? I was going to say, I just want to get... What's he doing? Real close to that dumpster. Whoa!

Oh! He's just eating it by the dumpster. That's cool. Oh! Wow, that does look good as fuck. Remember, one bite, everybody knows the rules. Oh! He's out. He can't be in this. He can't be in it. What? Piece of shit move.

I think we just I don't think we're supposed to show that video. Oh no. Look at that guy. I don't think we're supposed to show that. It's sold by him, but you're out. Did you watch these videos? These were chosen by our third party in sales. Okay.

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Controversial work. Yeah. I'm a fan of some of his work. That was great. Okay. Somebody in sales watched that and chose that. I guess he did buy it.

He did buy it. He threw in the dumpster. Yeah, but the money still counts. I thought we said clearly you have to be eating it on camera. Sorry, that's number one. It's off to a hot start. I think if you just eat it, you don't...

That was quite something. Okay, next one. How many do we have? Eight. There's all that. Carius Rigonis. Okay. Eagles fan.

Eight. No in the bio. Like that. 2-18, brother. What, the video's 2-18? Yeah. Basketball. Wait, yeah.

We're not watching 2-18. Let me take a bite, a quick bite of the delicious chicken bacon parmesan melt from Pizza Hut. I'm just pissed off at the first one because I know it's good. I know it looks so crispy. TJ, let's do this. Let's spin the wheel and when we get to final two, we'll watch the final two's videos. Fair enough.

That way we can... Did we take off the asshole? Yeah, take him off. This is an eliminator can... Yeah. And can we take off the asshole? Yeah, take him off. So this is an eliminator wheel. Yeah. Okay. And when we get to the final two, we'll watch them. So that we don't get our heart broken by falling in love with someone.

Y'all don't want to just pick a name? Like Rick Gladiator? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a wheel. It's a wheel. It's the wheel. It's just the Pizza Hut wheel. Don't scap war.

So no one told you life was a good wheel. Don't cap war. So no one told you life was a good wheel. Mitch Gadsden. Sorry, buddy. Mitch. Not your day. Thanks for doing it, though. Listen, if you applied for this, you knew that the wheel can kick you off. I know the deal with the wheel.

Is it not just exciting to be on the wheel, I would say. I would say so. I agree. It's exciting to be on the wheel, I would say? I would say so. I think it's exciting to be on the wheel. Also, look at this sweatshirt, dude. Look at this Christmassy-ass sweatshirt. Oh, yeah. Let me see that. Merry Christmas from the Yak, it says.

Well, tomorrow. 10 a.m., I think. That's not an ugly sweater. No, that's a nice one. It's a handsome sweater. And look, the wheel says wet, nice, and it's landed on naughty. It's about to fuck. Someone's going to the coal store.

So it's coming out tomorrow at 10am and then it's 20% off for 24 hours. Nice. Don't do it. Just a little bit. Ew, it smells bad now. We don't light each other on fire enough. No, we don't.

Especially this merch. When you first buy it, it... Oh, yeah. There is a smell when you... Well, I shouldn't say that. You gotta wash it. A little vinegar. Yeah.

A little vinegary. There's a little vinegar to it. Why? It's a little smell. You guys are the one that brought up the smell. I was just specifying the smell. I don't think that's for everyone who gets it I think it's because we get them

fresh printed to us is any of them girls? nope damn but they're they're probably probably was a lot of girls that submitted, right?

Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Awesome. Just dudes. Got it. Got it. What was the guy who said he was the Brandon stopper?

The Brandon stopper? The one said they were a Brandon stopper. I saw that. They're like, I will just play lockdown defense on Brandon. They had a whole plan. I think whoever gets it should just try to lock Brandon down. Good fucking luck.

If I get the ball, I'm shooting from wherever I am because that would be electric to make like a half quarter. Or nine. I'm just thinking about how long this game's going to take. The teams are going to just be standing there in the tunnel waiting for us to be done. Imagine you're the last.

I think we're going to get booed? All right, so let's see these two. We saw Gladiator. We didn't see him, did we? Did we? I thought that was the Reginator. Oh, yeah, that was the Reginator. All right.

Do you want to watch these guys? Yeah, let's watch these two guys. Yak Invitational. Wait, why are we watching? It's still on sale. Watch him just to give him a little shout out. Barstool.link slash Invitational. Tickets still on sale. Watch him just to give him a little shout out. Barstool.link slash Invitational Friday. First game starts at 5.

Oh, I like Zeller. I like Dylan Zeller. I mean, he might... After two naps on a beach. He might be 4'8". Alright, that guy, I'm rooting for him. Let me see the other guy. That was Zeller.

You don't know how high his shower is, Brandon. You think he's tiny? Right. Oh, he's just a good looking guy. Yeah. He might be too normal. Where's the, yeah, that's a man. Oh, he's got a cute dog.

Oh, yeah, the dog. He asked me the wrong way that a guy with a burner is that. Wait, what is that profile picture? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Maybe I'm rooting for him. Oh, no. All right, so first to four gets picked.

First to four, okay. First to four is playing. This is going to change somebody's life. Yeah, this is their moment. So they want it to land on them. They want it to land on them. Why do we do that every time? All right, now this was the dog guy?

No, that was the shower guy. Oh, you're right. That was the dog guy. That was the shower guy. Okay. Shout out Pizza Hut. Dog guy. A guy 2-0.

For any reason, the dog guy can't come, it will go to the shower guy. Three. You have to have him on standby like a backup. Shower guy. 2-1. This is electric for these two guys. Probably nervous.

I would be. 3-1? Yep. 3-1,-1 dog guy well dog guy dog guy 3-2 no one's making a comeback.

Dog guy. Dog guy. Congratulations, brother. All right. Bring your dog. Yeah, bring the dog. Rick Gladiator is in the tournament. Now, what do you think he's said about all of us before? I'm looking now. I was about to look. He's scrolling about all of us before? I know.

He's scrolling through his feed. I need to know. Well, he's probably got a main account that he tweets from. Zero followers. Zero followers. You know what I mean? He's definitely got a main where he's... Wait, what is the...

In the silent beef between... What was his top tweet? Is that... In the silent beef between Jerry and Big Cat oh. Oh Jesus. Sorry when Jerry fired the first Jaguars field. There's no beef. Jerry might be your favorite guy.

We literally just drove six hours in the car together on Thursday night. Had a great time. I don't know if I like this guy. Well he's trying to so dissent. He's one of those guys that makes a mountain out of a molehill. Keep looking and see what else he said. He probably has some.

He has three of those. Are we going to strip him? He's going to. I bet he's got a lot. Oh, he's only got eight tweets. It's a brand new account. And he started off swinging. Swinging.

You got KB? I don't know. Okay, this is incredible Okay Why is this guy so pissed at Sewell Presidente? Okay Uh oh Oh voice Oh

Alright alright His only demerit is the silent beef He's definitely got another What is your problem with Jerry? I don't like him he's too short Agreed. What did he yell? Real nice, Dan. Make fun of how people are born.

Jerry sent such a nice heartfelt tweet to me or a message to me and Smitty after we lost. It's the best. Because he was just like, I know. He just knows how it is as a fan. He's a fan's fan. Oh, he kept on mumbling. He was like, and hopefully we never get to this spot,

but he was like, if I had to watch the Steelers with Tico in the room, I would lose it. Like, yeah, we know. Yeah. That would be bad. Texans, Steelers, AFC Championship. I wish that on pretty much all of you. I want you guys all to have to go through that

just to see where your patience is at. Let's see how your patience is tested. If I were you guys, I would have just listened to the radio broadcast with huge headphones. Yeah. I wanted to be in the moment, live in the moment, feel the pain. You know what I mean? I didn't want the epidural. I wanted to feel all that pain.

Oh, yeah. Look at Pete. Cocky motherfucker. I can't believe he's still wearing that shirt. Buckets. Buckets. Shit. Sass, what do you think you're going to add to the wheel?

I don't know. I've got to think about it. What are you doing on Thursday? Yeah. What do you think you're going to add to the wheel? I don't know. I've got to think about it. What are you doing on Thursday? Yeah. What do you think you're going to add? Do something good. Like what? I don't know.

Maybe like a day to six flags or something like that. Oh, six flags. Yeah. Come on, KB. It's like a slaughter whiz, perhaps. Show us how wet you are. On the bike. Oh.

Oh. That was close. So no one told you. Oh. Oh! That was close. So no one told you... Oh! I thought you were just singing the first part. I was with you. Oh! I was with you.

I was harmonizing. Your life's a joke, you're broke. Or your job is a joke. Oh, close. Fire in the disco! It's like you're always stuck in second gear Every day of your month Or even your year Sass have you thought about what you're gonna put on the wheel

No I haven't Sass what are you gonna put on the wheel dude I'm still thinking about it Think about it dude I wanna make sure that you actually Put some thought into this instead of just showing up and bringing a granola bar and be like, yeah, I thought I could put this on the wheel. I'm going to think of something. How many mousetraps do you have in your house?

Probably like 10 right now. You think it would hurt if someone had to put their finger in one? We don't really have one. Oh, big cat, no. Oh, no. It was unrelated to the wheel. I was just curious. I tried to step.

I stepped on one with my shoe on to see if I could feel it, and I didn't. Yeah, mousetrap slice. I'm not doing a finger in a mousetrap. Mousetrap slice sounds good. Rat trap. Maybe it'd be like $100 in there. We got one of those wooden rat traps, and that could probably take your finger off. I'm talking about this.

Those things are like this big. If I put a Chick-fil-A sandwich in a mousetrap, you would absolutely try to take it. Oh, I'd get it. At lunchtime? Yeah. Yeah, I'd get it. At lunchtime? Yeah. Yeah, we'd put something in there. Yeah, what about some kind of thing? Yeah.

That's good. That'll be your- No, no. See, here y'all go. Seconds into the new wheel, and you're making it like this. All right, well, the other thought I was thinking was, like, could rat poison actually kill you? Yes.

Over time. We know that for a fact. Over time, it would cirrhosis. Rat kill you? Yes. Over time. We know that for a fact. Over time, it would cirrhosis. Rat poison burger? Liver cirrhosis. Have you tried a rat poison burger, Brandon? You haven't. You're speaking from experience.

What if there was jalapenos on it? I don't like jalapenos. It's too hot for him. Don't do spicy food. Jalapenos aren't that spicy. Yeah, I can't do any spice. Really? I don't like spice at all.

The man is spiceless. You like mayonnaise? Oh, I preferred... Olive oil? I couldn't remember the other British girl band. Fuck. Spice Girls? What was the other British girl band?

Lilith Fair? S Club 7? Oh, that sang... Spice Club? Ever, that sang... Space Club? Never, ever have I ever felt so alone. When you gotta get me out of this black hole. Who sang that? It was another...

Will Smith? It was the anti-Spice Girls back then. It starts out with talking. It's like, I need to know. Yes. Where you going? Never, ever. Who sang it?

Dude, we don't know. We haven't even hinted that we might have an idea. Hey, I think you're the one who's got to figure this one out. Never ever hurt. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Stop, stop. That's in vogue.

Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. That's in vogue. Stop. Never ever have I ever felt so. All Saints. All Saints. Yes.

Well, that was cheating. Well, yeah, but I needed to know. No, you didn't. I did. No. Well, that was cheating. Well, yeah, but I needed to know. No, you didn't. I did. No. No, no, no. And when you said, I said I can't do Spice, I said I prefer All Saints, and it would have been funnier because...

Right. I still don't think I would have got it. Nah. To be honest, I don't think I would have got it. I don't think I would have... Yeah, but it's just a classic Brandon Walker joke that only seven people get, and then they DM me later like, hey, I got it. Thanks, buddy.

And that's pretty much my lane here. How are you feeling about trivia tomorrow? I'm good. Who are you going up against? The Honkers without Coley. That's easy. Ben Mintz? Yeah.

You guys see Mintz jump into the Lazy River? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see it. I heard there was an agent of chaos telling him to do that and making sure he did that. Who? You did that. I was told that he said that he would do it if LSU won,

and then he said that. He's just an LSU fan. We've seen the clips. We've seen the clips. He is just an LSU fan. He went crazy. His tweets. He's smarter than I thought he was because he's a master marketer.

He pretended to be an Ole Miss fan for 30 seconds two years ago, got hired, and is just an LSU fan. That's what he is. That's who he is. He jumped in the lazy river because they won. Right, and he was fired up, and he said that he didn't say beforehand, but Tyler came up to me and was like, dude, the Penn people are saying that Mintz said that he was going to

jump in the Lazy River. But afterwards, he was like, I never said that, but you knew I'd do it, man. You knew I'd do it. Hopefully close. I don't know why I thought he'd be in a swimsuit. It's also, it's warm down there, right? Beautiful. It was like sunset.

We were watching the fucking games outside. They're dope. Hi, lovely. Get that ass up there, boy. Take a little round. Shock just saying. Yeah, who's that? That's the best part.

I believe in you, Mintz. Who's that? I believe in you. Like, it's some difficult thing. It's literally a lazy race. Going into a pool. Vince, I knew you could always get in that pool. This is the longest walk to a pool I've ever encountered.

Oh, he took his shoes off. I got them tight. I hit a lot, big fella. Oh, it sucks. I really got to do this shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Watch out. Right. Imagine getting swept away by a river. Drowned to death.

The riptide. And then he just stood there for like five minutes without a towel. He just kind of stood there wet as security told him to get out of the lazy river. Nancy, Nancy. Legend. Are you going to get me out of this black hole? It's a good song. It doesn't sound like it, dude.

That's from like 92. It's a good song. It don't sound like it, dude. That's from like 92. It's a very famous song, and I feel like I'm not the only one that should know it. Acapella really used to be more of a thing. That song, Never Gonna Get It, that's not. That's not acapella. It's a bunch of women singing Never Gonna Get It. That's not, but that song has instruments. Yeah, but there's also acapella.

It starts acapella. Yeah. It starts acapella. Yeah, it starts acapella. Acapella. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it.

You're going too far. It's just, it's never gonna get it, never gonna get it. That's the whole song. Never gonna get it, never get it. Ooh.

Never get it. Continue. Never get it. Wait get it. Continue. Never get it. Wait, what happened with Zahn? Who's? I think that they have an NDA. There was an NDA. Verbal.

Verbal NDA. Okay, got it. So I shouldn't say. I think that's just part of it. It's part of the biz. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't have an NDA, you're doing something wrong.

Zahn's a munch, dude. Zahn's a little munch. have an NDA You're doing something wrong Zah's a munch dude Zah's a little munch Guys need NDAs Especially with women Well he doesn't I don't think it was his NDA Oh She's still out to say Whatever the fuck she wants

Oh Zah on the other hand Lips sealed He had to sign a Yeah NDA sex probably is hot though We covered that. Yeah.

Okay. Sorry. If you can't even tell your friends at brunch the next day. No. Correct? Then there's no point. Like, what's the point? She can, though.

I'm talking about Zaha and his girl. Yeah, but say I'm LeBron James and I, and he says sign an NDA. To me, I'm saying, never mind. What? If there's an NDA? The point is the sex. No, the point is having the story. You can't. You're sitting at brunch the next day

with your girlfriends. You can't say that you hooked up with LeBron James or whoever. I don't know. I'm sure they tell. But can't you get in big trouble then? Didn't Fofia say that a couple of weeks ago? She'd been at a party and LeBron James... LeBron James has sex.

LeBron James was passing out NDAs at a party? Yeah. Oh, wait, really? Yeah, that happened like two weeks ago. Well, that's just an NDA party. They were at a party and celebrities were getting NDAs signed. That'd be funny if she did confuse NBA and NDA. It's like LeBron James... But there's a whole league of guys with NDAs. So big in the NDAs signed. That'd be funny if she did confuse NBA and NDA. It's like LeBron James.

There's a whole league of guys with NDAs. So big in the NDA. No, he's like seriously one of the biggest NDA players around. She just misheard the whole thing. He's like the number one NDA guy. Tim Durant. Westbrook used to be big in the NDA game, but... He's won four NDA championships.

That's a half-court shot for Gonzaga. I talked about the Suzy Cross half-court game. That's fucking awesome. Wait, I got the book one, TJ. I got to start doing that. Just saying shit right after being like, I knew that was going, TJ. I got to start doing that, just saying shit right after, being like, I knew that was going to happen. I said that.

I fucking, I knew Yordan was going to hit one to the moon. Sorry, Ron. Actually, but I did say right before that, I was like, I got a terrible feeling about this. I said that. You did say that. I did, dude. Ask anybody who was there.

Ask Ebo. Ask Tom Lay. Ebo was there. Ask Ebo. Ask Tom Lay. Ebo was there? Oh, yeah. His ass was back here yesterday. I know, because he had an 8 a.m. Or, yeah, he had an 8 a.m. They drove to the airport at 4.30, and I think as he was driving,

Mintz texted him and said, I'm not coming. I'm going to the game Monday night. He's supposed to be driving Mintz to the airport. Want to hear a psycho move? We went out to dinner on Saturday night to watch all the games. We went back to the house at like maybe 1130. Me, Austin, and Jerry were staying at this Airbnb. 7 a.m. flights.

All went to bed. Jerry got a call from Big Tone. He went back out until 5 in the morning with Big Tone. Mance just had a tweet what did he tweet I don't know if we should it's a tweet okay I'm curious

oh I mean whoa wait I can't be him oh oh holy shit hey go to the replies this Jerry picture is going to be used so

many times it's so funny no go to the replies to This Jerry picture is going to be used so many times. It's so funny. No, no. Go to the replies to it. A picture of Jerry. This is the best. The picture of Jerry is going to be used forever. Jesus, Mincy. What are you doing?

What? Why? Mincy. Well, he was trying to self-deprecate. Yeah, I bring it. He realized that he got him caught in the riptide. There are now 3,000 people watching money shots. Hey, that was smart.

Are you tuning? Wait, is it going on now? Turn it on. Turn it on. Let's tune in. Yeah, there's over 2,000 people. I know better than doing this. I hear you.

That's why I have 21 plays on my college basketball card today think long baby let's go i love that about you to see it you gotta see where you know where these are all like quarter miniature unit plays by the way He's getting sucked off. Oh, he's getting sucked off. He's about to come. This is a McGregor video. I was so excited to see the live odds during Sunday Night Football. I knew we had a deal going on with him

but I had never seen it before. I was so excited. People were just destroying me in the comments. That's been there. I'm like... Are we tweeting money shots? No worries. It's okay. I'll retweet money shots as well.

I wanted to ask if you'd chime in too. Everyone retweet money shots. Pull up a different screen. Watch them. Watch us watch them. Let's just zoom in on Mincy. I think he's going to check his phone. He has been. I think it's trickling in. Why?

I'm going to give him one. Why? Why? Why, Ben? I heard that he got a crazy deal on a house down in New Orleans. Like a mansion or some shit. Oh. You hear mansion or some shit. Oh. You hear that or no?

I heard a rumbling. I don't even know what I'm allowed to say. Yeah, that's what I said. I don't know if I'm allowed to say. I said that. Dang. NC. What a stud, dude.

What a fucking absolute legend. You think he'll get in trouble for that nah who would even get him in trouble us he won't none of us could tweet that I feel a little sad about me

you gotta do a show with him for him to shower some kind of compliment on you like that. To compare, to lump himself in. What do you have in common with him that you could also, he could compliment himself about? Little butts.

Three of the worst asses in the company. You're going to fucking love this shit. Can we go back to money shots? You got terrible asses. Is he starting to realize? No. Is he weighing in? Don't worry.

I still played TCU. Oh, thank God. You know what? Nope. We're done here. Thank you. We're done here. And you. We're done here. And it's a confidence

win. Wincy. I was wrong about TCU. He just busted. TCU is a great program. They are going to be touchdown underdogs to everyone else in the top 10.

They are going to be 9-point underdogs to Alabama. You sound very passionate about this. Mincy talk. else in the top 10. They are going to be 9-point underdogs to Alabama. This should be your pie on the hill. You sound very passionate about this. This is my pie on the hill. Segway. It's a segway. Whatever.

They couldn't even give him a mince label. I know. Yes. I think this is going to be a dogfight of a game. By the way, Nadeau nailed that bill. He almost got the exact score right. They will beat K-State. Really?

Played pretty damn well. He knows college basketball. But he got the exact score right. He played pretty damn well. He's a good gambler. But he had the Packers too, though. Did they cover? They were up 47 earlier. Did they cover? Yeah. He said, I think this is going to be like a 110-155 type game. It was

117-53. That's pretty damn close. He knows college hoops, though, but I followed him on that Packers game, dude. BMOC, bro. Are you in deep with college basketball today? Hell yeah. I figured you were. Fuck yeah.

I love college sports. It's the season, sass. You think there's any college athlete who's fucked before you, Brandon? What? Has any college athlete lost their virginity before you did? What year was it? And are you talking about current college athletes? Oh, current college athletes.

No, that's not possible. They're not born. Aussie 30-year-old punters. I was fucking in the 90s. None of these guys were. You were? Yeah. He's good. Oh, you were? Barely, but I was.

99? You slid under the door? Dude, when American Pie came out, we were all fucking. Y2K was a legit thing. Oh, I fucked that night. Oh, yeah. Freaking out. Didn't you fuck that night?

Oh, yeah. We were in a barn party, and when the thing went midnight, they turned off all the lights, and it's like the world is shut down, and we went home and fucked. It was fun. That is fun. Went home? Yeah. Why not just fuck at the barn party?

Because there were other people at the barn party, Ron. It wasn't... Live a little. Wasn't that kind of party? It wasn't that kind of party. Went home? Yeah. Why not just fuck at the barn party? Because there were other people at the barn party, Ron. It wasn't. Live a little. Wasn't that kind of party? It wasn't that kind of party. That would come later. Do you think anyone, do you think college football quarterbacks get more pussy than anyone else in sports?

I think they. You've got to be up there. I think they're top five. Well. You're forgetting about basketball. I was going to say NBA or that. I think any... Don't Premier League soccer guys fuck like...

If you're a college... If you're a good quarterback... They're falling over themselves. I think it's actually the other three sports. Hockey players, fuck. I think it's all about how much you want to. College quarterbacks are worshipped and they're fighting to fuck you. But it's also traveling like the other

sports travel so much. What about hockey? Are we talking about cricketers? Cricketers, yeah. What about a single baseball guy? He's in a fucking different city every night or every other night for six months. Pat Burrell?

I think he still has to put effort into fucking where's the college quarterback? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, pro. Oh, we're talking college. Women don't care too much about. No, I think hockey guys. Dude, hockey guys.

In college? A lot of chicks that just. You still got to go out and get it. I think it would be a college kid. I think it comes to you. No, I disagree. Guys who's doing, I don't know. It's all about how much you want to.

NBA and hockey guys. In college, Tim Tebow could have fucked three times a night, every night. Different girl. That Alabama LSU game. I was at LSU. Yeah. The quarterback could have fucked 70 girls that night if he wanted to. That's 7,000.

Yeah. I think in some schools, the football team itself is so revered. You don't even have to be the quarterback. You can be anyone on that team. Oh, yeah. And I think it's football over any other sport, college sport, college-wise at least. I mean, yeah. I guess it also depends on what school you go to.

I remember I was at a party at WVU back in the day, and there was guys on the football team there who were like human slugs, just like ogres. Fucking. People were cleaning up. It didn't matter. I bet like a basketball player at Arizona, though. Oh, man, Richard Jefferson?

Mm-hmm. When he was at Arizona? Yeah. He got fucked. Alonzo Trier back at Arizona? Oh, man. Richard Jefferson? Mm-hmm. When he was in Arizona? Yeah. He got fucked. Alonzo Trier back in Arizona. Oh, man. Tony Parker. Andre 8.

I think basketball, too. You just see them walking, and you're like, that guy's on the team. Never played college basketball. He fucked other people's wives, though. He's fucking. Oh. He was on the Edoka tip. He's not still married to the housewife.

Longoria? No, no, because he was fucking. He fucked around with her. I don't like how they had the Evan Longoria and then Eva Longoria. That ruined it for me. Yeah, I didn't like that. What do you mean they had? The world. Oh, yeah.

The world got famous at the same time. Yeah, that was tough. That was too confusing. That was tough for us. I was out on both. There's Zah. He was doing some sort of stream. Okay, Zah. Can I see you, brother? Oh, weaha. He was doing some sort of stream. Okay, Zaha.

Oh, we got Mincy Cam. I like this. Can we have him? I'm sorry you pushed. It's okay. But I will say, you got very lucky with your Bears. I feel like he hasn't said anything. Better to be lucky than good in the NFL.

Well, he's eye candy. Yeah, and he's just tearing through my soul. He's there for his cans. We got more cans than a film festival. There we go. The two turnovers in the red zone, and not just like losing to Detroit. Talk about a Detroit team that's allowing like 35 a game at home,

and Green Bay scores nine points. If I wanted to watch a boring gambling show, I'd watch Pick Central. What are we doing? Well, I want to see Mincy in the tits. He's talking about his bag of loons. At Troy, at Washington, at home to the Jets, who had a big win yesterday. But, I mean, this thing, I mean, the Vikings.

Yeah, we're done with Mincy. I mean, they've already been there. Where is he right now? New Orleans. Oh, he's in New Orleans. He's going to the game tonight. He couldn't come back because he had to go to the game. Superdome's going to shake. He's always got a little scheme going. He's going to the game tonight. He couldn't come back because he had to go to the game. Superdome's going to shake.

He's always got a little scheme going. He's always got a way to get back down south. South's always calling his name. Zal, what up? What's up, boys? How we doing? Good. Good.

How we doing? I heard about your verbal NDAa so i won't talk about that yeah got a little uh how do you call it the slap on the wrist oh that's kinky you would spin that well i mean i'm just saying you would spin that oh daddy like slap me again what did sean connery say? I just like to slap him around Slap a woman Yeah he said that Oh he did it

Dude find the clip TJ Sometimes you gotta slap a woman around It's the wildest clip of all time As Bond? Was he saying it as Bond? No it was himself He didn't even take a lot of heat for it Oh

Mystically abuse You just gotta slap him around Fucking wild Ron you might have to do the rundown with us Basically abuse. You just got to slap them around. Fucking wild. Ron, you might have to do the rundown with us. What happened to Dave? No, it's Kevin can't. Or Smitty.

Tell me. Tell me and I'm down. Otherwise, I'm getting fish across the street. What? From the halal truck. Hell yeah, you are. Eat fish, live long, brother. You get fish from a truck? Yeah.

I like that. It's good, dude. I promise you it's good. Promise? I swear on life. Eat some greens with it. It does sound good. Hey, look at this.

I went for Chick-fil-A today. Sometimes you have to shut the fuck out of a bitch. A woman? No, I don't think it's good. I don't think it's bad. I don't think it's that bad. don't think it's bad. I don't think it's that bad. I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it.

What would merit it? Well, if you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good at this. They want to have the last word, and you give them the last word, but they're not happy with the last word. They want to say it again and get into a really provocative situation then I think it's absolutely right to give a good slap yeah absolutely what if she gives you a good slap back well then you get into another area I mean then maybe she's going to like it, and then it becomes something else. I don't know.

It's the last resort. He's not going to do it because he wants to do it. Wait till people see this interview. Are you going to get male? Might get some female. That's what I... Oh, no! What a lie! God damn it.

Jesus. Oh, my God. He totally won that. He did. Fuck. God damn it. Oh, my God. Mike gets it. He totally won that. He did. Fuck. Fuck. Mike gets some female. Yeah, and that's way less intimidating than getting, like, canceled on Twitter.

Yeah. Physical male. He's just wild that he just said it out loud. Whoa. He's like, you got to train him like a dog. It wasn't that big of a, like, it wasn't a huge. That last line kind of, he won the whole thing. Mike gets some female.

Some female. Damn. Sean Connery. What color nails should I get? Oh! Red. Red for the Gunners. Actually, you're right. There we go. Get some bright red ones, bro.

Do you have a game this week? Yeah. Is Troops coming? No, so that's where I lucked out. He's in the UK right now, but it's going to be a lot of pauses in the chat. They're not going to know what the fuck is going on when I show up with the red nails. I like that. I don't.

When does the World Cup start? What's up? When does the World Cup start? Very good question, Brandon. Thank you, sir. I have no idea. I appreciate that. It's got to be in a week or two. It is the most dead World Cup start? Very good question, Brandon. Thank you, Tom. I have no idea. I appreciate that. It's got to be in a week or two.

It is the most dead World Cup. I have no idea when it actually starts. I love the World Cup. When is the World Cup? I know the Premier League ends this weekend. I think it's maybe next Saturday. I feel nervous for Donnie. It's like a week or two.

There's always one match that will stick out. They'll put it as a starter. November 20th. Does that country even have a team? Qatar? You get a team if you host. I think they have a lot of like, they recruit it from outside.

Against Ecuador? That's winnable, dude. We got fucking Wales, England. Yeah, it's so weird. It was so nice when it was in the summer and it's like the only thing going on. Now I'm just like, come on. If it's going to be 8 a.m., that's so weird. It was so nice when it was in the summer and it's like the only thing going on. Now I'm just like, come on. If it's going to be 8 a.m., that's pretty cool.

Yeah, I'm going to bet it. 2 p.m. 5 a.m.? Nah, bro. Nah. I'll be up at 5 a.m. to watch that. No, you won't. Argentina, Saudi Arabia.

Saudis. What's the first game we're looking forward to? Saudis. Saudis nuts. I we're looking forward to? Saudis. Saudis nuts. I haven't seen one yet. USA Wales. Keep going down. Win that shit.

Nope. None of these. Germany, Japan. Little, you know, they used to be friends back in the day. Serbia any good? I know those. England, USA. Yeah.

Netherlands, Ecuador. I could get into that one. No, bro. You don't like that? All right, keep going. Ecuador. Argentina, Mexico. There you go.

That's big. That one I'm going to get juiced up for. You're going to see full juice from me. By that, I mean I think Spain, Germany. That's on a college football Saturday. There'll be no juice. That's on rivalry Saturday. There'll be no juice.

That's in Michigan, Ohio State. There'll be no juice. That's on rivalry Saturday. There'll be no juice. That's in Michigan, Ohio State. There'll be zero juice. Spain, Germany during football? I'm so excited for that game, Brendan. Yeah. Portugal, Uruguay? Yep. I don't know who I'm going to bet on.

I don't either, but. Yo, should we all. Lock the door because there's a storm out. It's possible. Yeah. Should we all pick a, like, should we do some kind of world cup pool or something where we all pick a certain amount of teams yeah like everybody on the show maybe we pick them out of a hat and we have those teams to root for for the entire yes i like that i'd like to do the food thing again if we could

get more international we can eat it yeah yeah let's whatever teams are playing that day we'll eat their food all right so november 20 20th. What is that, a Monday? No, that's a Sunday. I think the 19th. All right, so the Friday before that, we'll do World Cup Day. We'll do a World Cup preview day. We should have all the teams accounted for. Or maybe we could do like a draft. We all get to pick.

There's 32 teams. Are there 32? Yeah, I think. No, but we should get rid of the bad teams. We should just do all the teams that we think are going to advance. If there's a draft, maybe we could pick teams that we think are going to advance. Yeah, we'll pick the bad teams because they'll be eliminated first. We could do the good teams later.

You're talking about just for food. I want to eat, yeah. Yeah, I understand. How many of us are there? There's 10 of us? I'm saying we should pick teams that we should root for. The food should be separate from that. What I'm saying we should pick teams that we should root for. The food chain is separate from that. What I'm saying is we should just do twenty

teams. So we each get two teams. We'll eliminate all the bad teams like Cutter and all these teams that are not going to advance. Okay, well, spoiler, that was mine. No, we're going to pick them out of a hat. So then what we'll do, too, is that day, the day before, we'll have Owen

go out and get all the liquor for us. Owen doesn't work here anymore. That didn't stick. Owen doesn't work here anymore. He doesn't? I'll get it. I'll get the liquor. What the fuck? Earl Owen can do it. I did just realize though that Owen was always the guy who went I was going to get our shit.

World Cup's cancelled. No, no. What we'll do is we'll get so we'll have all 20 teams. We'll figure out a drink for them, and we'll get them, and then we'll get fucked up on that Friday. Oh, yeah, like a drinks around the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that idea.

Yeah. Oh, that's a great idea. How's that sound, everyone? I think, yeah, we each have a country. Yeah, no, two countries. We get two. Okay. What if they're opposing ideals as far as countries go?

Like what kind of ideals? I'm pretty sure alcohol is illegal in some of these countries. What if we get Israel and Palestine? Wait. I wonder if we can get, do we know anyone who makes ping pong balls? Because that's how they do the real draw. We use the machine and we'll put the country's logo on it. Or we can just number the balls.

I would love to see the logo on the balls. We can have somebody draw it. Nick can draw. Yeah, you're right. I'll buy some ping pong balls. We'll draw all the flags, and we'll do it with the ping pong ball machine. Oh, that's fun.

Wow. A flag guy, too, or just a geography guy? I'm not really into them. I memorize them, but... My boy Wayne's into them. Let's also do um okay if everyone if everyone puts in a hundred dollars i'll match what and the winner gets the pot i like that hold on what's the competition it's just we pick our team your team okay okay your team you win

the world cup you get two thousand dollars cash So everyone puts in $100, that's $900. I'll put in $1,100. All right, done. 2K cash to the winner. That's pretty cool. I like that. I think we should get something for each goal our team scores. From who?

We should get like a free lawsuit from Morgan & Morgan. Agreed. Wow, this is going to be fun. World Cup. Maybe we could sell it and there could be something like that or some shit. I don't know. Steven. Look at that.

We just got a freaking idea. Damn, that was a good idea. Well, my coat for the basketball game has arrived. But then you could potentially get the same two teams in the same group. We've got to figure that out. That you can't get. I mean, that's just luck. No, that's good luck because that means you're guaranteed in the group.

Although we're going to pick pretty much all the teams that are guaranteed to go anyway. Which would be great. What if one of the teams, what if there's a long shot that winds up going far? We'll have some sort of competition for it. There's 12 teams that have no chance,

correct? Can we look at the field? There's a bunch. There's a lot. There's way more than 12 that have no chance. Go to the Barstool Sportsbook and look at that. We could also all just get three teams. Yeah. It's probably about... Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, we'll all get three teams.

And leave Qatar out and then one more. It's 32, so right? No, Italy's not in. What? We got to leave two out if we're going to go from 32 to 30. Oh, like Tunisia probably won't do anything. Maybe the U.S.? Italy's not in the tournament.

I said we leave Qatar out. Italy? Did I say Italy? You said Italy and Qatar are going to be in. Can we play that back, TJ? Yeah, I think you did. I don't think I said Italy. I didn't mean to say it.

I apologize. I said, so we leave Qatar... Did you say that? I said, so we leave Qatar out. So it'll leave... It'll leave. So it'll leave Qatar. Oh, Italy!

This dude said it'll leave Qatar. I thought you said Italy. That's fucking wild. Italy. Yeah, words, man. Southern words. Why don't we leave out England, too? Because fuck them.

You know what I mean, bro? Well, the U.S. could probably lose to Wales, right? Scroll down. I think Wales is probably pretty bad. All right, so Saudi Arabia's out. Tunisia's out. Costa Rica's out. Iran's out.

Australia's out. Qatar's out. So that means Canada's out. Ghana, Cameroon. Yeah, so all those teams should be out. Didn't Ghana have a run? So that's ten teams right there. South Korea and Ecuador down.

They went through a round of eight one year. Ghana had a run. They beat us, didn't they? No. No, they lost two. That was the Suarez incident. Maybe we keep Ecuador in and then we take Canada. I think we should keep as many in as possible.

All right, all three. All right, so just the bottom two. Just the bottom two will be out. I love the World Cup. But I don't like it being the winner. No, we'll get Qatar out. Get Qatar out of here. So we'll leave Qatar out.

Italy's not in it. What if we leave all of them in and we each get three teams? No, we are, but there's still two left over. Which should be the two we don't leave. I think we should just get who we get. Don't get upset. What if the eventual winner is left out? I mean, it depends on what type of competition we're doing.

I think it's everybody puts in. Or Dan's money. Win Dan Katz's money. Depends on. Or maybe two people will get four teams. Yeah, that's fine. All right, so then we just got to find a bunch of drinks from all those places. Or a bunch of those places. I, that's fine. All right, so then we just got to find a bunch of drinks from all those places.

Or a bunch of those places. I got to put it again. How is that possible? We got to do the rundown. All right, this is World Cup. World Cup Friday, November 18th. I am excited. Now I'm excited.

Look how fast they're shooting. What is that, Steven? What was that face? They're starting the World Cup on a football Sunday? Yeah, real. Dude. No one cares, I know. But now we do care.

Okay, yeah. Poor planning by them. No, dude. This is the most popular sport in the world by far. The amount of fans that the World Cup will bring in far outweighs the NFL. They're wondering why soccer isn't big in America. They really care.

There should be a punishment for a person who has the least amount of goals. We've got to tally goals. That would be good. The least amount of goals in the tournament. It could be pecuniary. They could have to pay some cash. Or maybe they have to tally goals. That would be good. Yeah. The least amount of goals in the tournament. Could be pecuniary. They could have to pay some cash.

Or maybe they have to eat something gross. Like that country. It's like we get to pick. We look through that country's food and we get to pick one of the like spiciest or toughest things. To go to that country? Yeah, they have to live there. They got to go there. They got to fly there. Fly back.

Yeah. Iran's in the World Cup. Oh, no. Iran's not going to have the lowest goals, though. Those boys score over there. There's one thing I know about my Iranian brothers, my Persian bros. What could be the punishment? Oh, the punishment could be that you have to watch the World Cup.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. With Tico. That would be a really bad one. With Tico rooting against you. Frank Shuey, maybe? Frank Shuey with their local drink? Golden Boot? But it's drinking piss out of Frank Shuey?

We'll think about it. Yeah, we'll think about it. What could it be? See, Brandon said he had the piss, and now he's just walking around on the phone like it's Jerry Maguire. Fucking show me the money in all over the place. Look at him.

I started working out. What I do is I take a corn dog and remove the stick with my mouth. He's probably got some tragedy that just happened. It could look very serious. Brandon, someone stole all your money. Why? Bankrupt?

Why me? Getting sued? Ever since I became king of the south. My whole life's gone to shit. You know that All Saints song? Never ever, never. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.

And his family's All Saints now, bro. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Oh, man. I'm excited for this now. Yeah, now it's World Cup. I'm excited for the World Cup now. Can we do a Yak University Like a little presentation on your country

Oh I like that Alright so then what we should do No this is what we'll do Thursday we'll do the draft Friday we'll bring food and drinks Yes a taste of the A taste of one of the And yeah you have to pick one of your countries

To give a presentation about So facts about all of them And a taste of one of them We gotta get drunk There we go Perfect We got a nice little yak set up Two day yak

I like that November 17th and 18th So why don't you go ahead and cancel Whatever trip you're planning for that weekend, Sass No, I actually believe I am in New Jersey or something. How do you say it like that, bro? No, I just meant it's not far away. No flights.

You don't take the chopper? No. The company chopper? Train guy. What are you going to say, Steven? Nothing. You sure we're going to make a Kobe joke? No.

That's so fucked. I love Kobe. You knew he was going to score 81 that night. I didn't. I do remember they were in the home whites. It was a night game. I remember something was off with Ernie Els. I could tell before the four-hole one.

Something was off. Yeah, he looks shaky. Doesn't look like himself. I don't know how far you are into the book, but what's your biggest takeaway so far? I kind of just started a couple days ago. But I've read a lot of notes over the years. This is my first time actually reading it from start to finish.

But just a very a very smart man. Very, very, very smart man. Yeah, there's the pictures they showed of him every time he's reading Godfather. He's on like page one. It's upside down. He actually makes you like him a little bit. That I was going to say, I kind of like him now. Yeah, he just wants people to be happy.

Yeah, so I kind of like that. There's something endearing about it. Yeah. I hate to say it. Why would you dislike him in the first place? I don't like him because I don't like Pat Beverly. That makes sense. Pat Beverly's sick right now.

That's like a little Sasquatch when he has the sniffles. I love Pat Bev. He's got all the dogs in him. Thank you. He does. He's dogged up. Yeah, he is. He's fucking...

Dogged up. See, Bill Simmons said that the Lakers are open to trading AD. Whoa. And that's coming from the sports guy. He is the sports guy. The sports guy. The sports guy. Oh, sports guy. All right.

We'll see everyone tomorrow. Get excited for World Cup. I'm fucking yak World Cup. Yeah, I want to do like the drawing tomorrow. I know. I'm so pumped. We made it fun. We made it fun. Thank you. It's time to talk shop We're doing Yankees Love is the act

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