The Yak - Liam Does The Yak Challenge HIS Way | The Yak 1-18-24

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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That's so much worse for Mook. Yeah, it's so much worse. Wait, what the fuck? Because you also called Mook green shirt guy, right? And he's in a very green shirt. He got the name. Yeah. Listen, that was a moment.

I fucked up, and I felt bad about it. What'd you call me? Charlie? No, I don't even think it was close. I think it was Sam. Sam. Sam. But you got Liam right away Yeah like when I From that moment too like going around

And when I met Liam I'm thinking to myself I have to remember I have to remember another Ginger's name You know he's my brother That noise For real? Yeah dude You guys do have the exact same shade

Yeah Down to like You guys did Pantone check? The nano hue Yeah I'm trying to Down to the nano hue We need to get Revelle

To Pantone check them Oh yeah Yeah Sherwin Williams How do we make this? We need someone to Get me and Liam side by side And do the

This is what they would look like If they were black and Chinese Oh yeah Always that Yeah Yeah So are you guys related? Yes Yeah Get me and Liam side by side and do the, this is what they would look like if they were black and Chinese. Oh, yeah. Always that. Yeah. Yeah. So are you guys related?

Yes. Yeah. You got, gingers could pull that off. Yeah, they could. Why are we trying to pull off? Being related. Being related. Yeah.

If you guys are related, I'm just saying. We are. Gingerhood's a family. Yeah. It is. I'm partially in it. Nah. Nah. Come on. Let me partially in it. Nah. Nah.

Come on. Let me in. You don't want that. Do you have siblings? Yep. And what is their situation? Very much so blonde. Oh, no.

Luke's got a real Italian brother. I got an Italian brother, yeah. So you got screwed. No. I won. What? He did win. Is that how you say it?

Yeah. You feel like you won? Yeah. How is that a win. Is that how you say it? Yeah. You feel like you won? How is that a win? You know, we're a dying breed. We're going extinct. I'm one of the only ones out there that's still doing it, is proud of it. You're doing the thing, man. You're the only one out there still doing it.

Still going strong. Still breathing air. Yeah. Yeah. We're a rare commodity. I like that. That's a good perspective. Ginger's got to start taking pride, man.

And why are they going extinct? Nobody wants to fuck us. Yeah. Mutants, essentially. We're a genetic mistake. So, yeah, Liam's going to do the yak challenge we promised him yesterday when Brandon and Titus get here. I think they're doing a dog walk draft.

I think that's what it was. Titus had to go do something in his house. Uh-oh. Pipe burst? I don't know. Uh-oh. It's got to be a pipe. It's always a pipe.

He seemed nervous? Or he seemed frantic about it. 36 is when you got to start worrying about pipes and furnaces. Yeah? I'm worried about pipes now. Really? Yeah. But I worried about pipes now. Really? Yeah. But I almost had a pipe boo-boo.

That's right. Oh, you almost died. What? Your shit almost exploded. What? Maybe that is that not you? No. No, that is him.

He's forgetting. What's happened to me? Yeah, you got CO your furnace. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was my furnace. I'm talking about pipes. Pipes. I was hanging from my sprinkler system.

I didn't know. No, I wasn't trying to kill myself. Oh, what? I was just doing this. I was hanging from my sprinkler system. I didn't know. No, I wasn't trying to kill myself. Oh, what? I was just doing this. I was climbing around my apartment. And then when Gay Pat tweeted a picture of me, he's just Pat now. Yeah, he's Barstool Pat. Barstool Pat.

Which actually is. That's gayer. Yeah, that's Gay Pat. That's Gay Pat. Synonym. Somebody responded. It was like, hey, don't ever touch that pipe. That's your sprinkler system. And I was dangling from it.

Yeah, just toying around. You do live in a jungle gym, so I get why you want to climb up there. How could I not? You've got to touch the pipes. So, Kyle, you're going to speak at a class? Not quite. Uh-huh. I got a DM from a professor at Loyola.

Okay. And he was like, hey, you and Kyle are two non-traditional guys, non-traditional sports media guys, and we'd love for you to speak to the class. We're going to have a panel of traditional media guys and then you, and you can talk to the people that want to go in a non-traditional way or talk, you know, do that. And I said yes for both of us.

No. And I will open up for Kyle. I'm going to go tight three minutes i do it it's fun wait he's kyle's keynoting i have i don't like that audience i don't know you speak to a bigger audience every day i don't want to get out i don't have anything to say but make it up that's why you're of it that's not fun for me no but some people get off on that kyle it's not about you it's about the kids yes man the kids. Yes, man. The kids get a day off.

They get their two heroes to come give a speech. Yeah, give back. Kids don't know us. Yeah, they do. Maybe one or two. No, they know. It'll be embarrassing. Are they in college?

I hope I'm not getting guts, but this guy seems to be legit. We've done it a couple times. Sports management. Do you think you impacted lives doing it? No, definitely not But it was fun And Mook is going to make a vlog of it And it will be our prep and maybe we bomb

That's like asking Sam Dollard to commentate the X Games Sam Dollard Who the fuck is Sam Dollard? The knock-kneed boy The uncoordinated rocket power boy What? You knew Squid's last name? What?

His last name's Dullard? Yeah. I didn't know he actually had a name. I thought it was just Squid. Yeah, Squid. TJ, you back there? I don't know what this is. Can we fact check this?

Welcome back, TJ. It's in my head. I think I looked at his fan page. There's no way his last name's Dullard. Don't ever leave again, TJ. It has to be. And if it is pretty positive amazing but what a pool what a pool why would happen wow nothing stephanie was incredible at

her job she's just she's chicks she's a chick and she changed the vibe steph you back there she's back by your dms oh yeah no stephanie was incredible also, the fact she dressed up yesterday was such a ride or die. I loved it. So shout out, Stephanie. Fantastic. And any chance to get Doug back on the keyboard. Oh, yeah. Doug was a lightning fast.

Doug was nice. Wait, so who's Sam Dillard? That's Squid from Rocket Power. This is a generational thing. I miss Rocket Power. That's fair. You watch Rocket Power? Yeah.

How old are you? 34. Oh, I guess. You watch Boy Me generational thing. I miss Rocket Power. That's fair. You watch Rocket Power? Yeah. How old are you? 34. Oh, I guess that's. You watch Boy Meets World? How old are you? About to be 39. Yeah, maybe you just missed it. Two weeks.

Yeah, hey, yeah. Trying to lay it up. Yeah. Boy Meets World? Of course. Yeah. Oh, I remember Boy Meets World. Well, Big Cat also.

Hey, Arnold. He hasn't watched SpongeBob, right? CatDog? I never watched SpongeBob. Liam, that was an alley-oop. No CatDog. You hate Boy Meets World, though. You thought Boy Meets World sucked.

You told me that. You're like, Boy Meets World was such an overrated show. You said the writing and concept was pure dog shit. Yeah, you're like, the acting was great, but man, was it not believable writing. Limp platter, too. I agree with that. I thought it was amazing. His dad created and wrote Boy Meets World.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Because your dad was here like a couple weeks ago. Oh, yeah. And somebody pulled me aside and they go, you know who that is? I was like, oh, no, who's that? He's like, that's the creator of Boy Meets World. I don't think he was a creator.

I think we're kind of overdoing that. But main writer, yes. You're not even in your dad's top five creations. Wow. Oh, shit. Holy shit. Yeah, because it's your blonde brother. main writer yeah you're not even in your dad's top five creations wow oh holy shit yeah because it's your blonde brother who came first you were topanga number one yeah you're right did your dad create topanga before you i suppose you're seventh came up with the name i think because it was topanga is a street name in uh in la I think that's where he got from. Oh. Topanga Street.

So your dad was one of the first writers on Boy Meets World. The writer. One of the four, yeah. One of the main four. Oh, the big four. I'll tell you what, that story arc of Corey with the gal when they went skiing and cheating on Topanga. Yeah. Do you like the show?

I have not really watched it. What? What? Oh, Liam. I've watched bits and pieces. My brother's watched the whole thing multiple times. Oh, yeah, you're way down the list then. Your dad's the man. I watched the whole football Sunday with him. He grew up in a lot of resentment.

Oh, yeah, and I kept telling him, like, quiet down. No. He kept cheering against your back. But it was okay because I could tell he's a good hang guy. You get vibes right away of this guy's a hang guy or not. He was a hang guy. So you're the rebellious child. Were you watching Sister, Sister?

Fuck you, Dad. Family Matters. Like Tia and Tamara. Sabrina. Yeah. Clarissa. Clarissa explains it all, yeah. I did have a fun fact for you and KB, though.

Violet Bowregard? Oh, yeah. You guys are very familiar with Violet Bowregard. I never seen it. What? You've never seen it? I've never seen any of the Wonka movies. What, dude?

All we talk about is Willy Wonka, Bethany Hamilton, and Simon Burch. Are you 0 for 3 on those? I've only seen clips of Simon Burch. Do you even know who Violet Beauregard is? I now know what she looks like and what her basic gist is. What the fuck, man? So this is just something for me. Yeah, this is just for you.

The actor, Anna-Sophia Robb, a an actor in the movie that my dad made so very close ties to the violet boulder she was also soul surfer bethany hamilton indeed yes common theme so i'll get her that one i was only like 13 sure about but yes so wait what what explain more explain like yeah she was in a movie that my dad made called Doubting Thomas, but then the editors kind of changed the name and kind of scuffed the movie, so it wasn't as good as it could have been. What was it called? Doubting Thomas.

Doubting Thomas. It's changed to something that I forget. The kid from FedEx in Cheaper by the Dozen was in it. Okay. The kid from FedEx? The kid from FedEx from Cheaper by the Dozen. There he Okay. The kid from FedEx. The kid from FedEx. The kid FedEx from Cheaper by the Dozen. There he is.

That's your dad. I love your dad. Your dad will DM me and comment on shit that I'm doing and be like, my ginger does it this way. Oh, I like it. What? Yeah. He's a great dude.

He says my ginger a lot. He is quite the follow on Twitter. Your dad? He's on that. We should get him and Doug Winoy together. Yeah, in the same room. Liam, what's his... At Blutman, Mark, I think?

I think it is that. Something Mark Blutman. His audience just does not care at all when he tweets about my brother and I, but he'll just spam tweet to nobody. But then when he tweets about anything else you know gets good stuff when he tweets about me nothing the the people that's him years ago yeah not currently yeah no i know i mean i met him yeah he's the man lg let's go hell yeah What's Gripped mean?

Catchphrase Gripped was a show he did Oh Six time Emmy nominee He's a ghostwriter? Is he still writing? No that was a show Ghostwriter was a show

That filmed in Toronto Oh that's Canada Is he still writing stuff today? Yes Like Network stuff or his own like He said he's making a movie That he wants me and Dave to be in.

He is. Yeah. He is writing like he has ideas for movies and shows and stuff that he's still trying to get out there. Yeah. It was weird though because he was like, I want you guys to be in this movie. But first you need to come to my hotel room. I was like, what? Classic.

Classic Mark. Did he do anything with Girl girl meets world yeah he got canceled for it he got can't they tried yeah they no they tried canceling him because he did an episode on autism why the fuck were they canceled for you gotta wonder gee what was the episode like what was what was the uh premise of the episode? I don't remember. Was it a bad representation of autism? I don't know. It was a representation.

I don't really remember. I didn't really watch much of that show either. Oh, man. Did you ever get to meet Mr. Feeney? I think so, yeah. He doesn't really put an impression on you, yeah. I don't think you guys know how my brain operates. No, we know.

That's why you're on the program. Yeah. You know. Hey, apologies. You guys do know how the brain works. Precisely how. Well, I. Don't you.

No. 0 for 3 last night on the tennis parlay. No, one of them won. No, it didn't. One of the guys. It didn't win. The parlays went 0 for 2. One of the guys won.

No, it didn't win because I put in Zhang instead of Shang. Oh, that's your own racism. Shang instead of Shang? You never Shang when you should Shang. That wasn't my play. I would not have advised advised you to take zheng zhang against ugo humbert i'm a big fan of ugo is that one of your guys i would consider him one of them yes he reps lacoste he uh is from france he's left

he's dealing with a bit of a leg injury coming into the aussie open he's got a mean forehand this i mean li, this is Liam. I also like Jay. He's going to be the biggest guy at Barstow. He's the best. Three days? Yeah. I can't believe it.

It is still blowing my mind that you're here, Liam, because remember, we were talking. When did we first start talking? Like two years ago? Something like that. I probably DM'd you even earlier than that. I DM'd him in like 2019. Really?

I didn't see it until a few months ago. I was trying to, you interviewed a couple other places too that sucked, and I was trying to be like, keep going. And then, but then you got here.

Keep going, little man. Well, I felt bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what was the DM? He was just asking for like help or like he wanted to get into everything, and I was like, we're not.

Get into content. Yeah, we're not hiring right now. I've been trying for a've been social he's social and so he yeah he runs this account i followed this account forever oh shit you run that so i was giving him advice trying to you know help him along and he's like i got an interview here and i was like that's gonna suck and then uh probably did yeah yeah and i was just like keep going and then finally like Chuck and Gaz, I was like, this kid is really good. And then they saw it. So he's a weapon. Liam's a weapon online. I've been trying to get into the industry

for a long time. And a weapon behind the scenes, just scouting out potential stars. We've got a whole list. We're going to unveil it. We've got to get the Liam's list. I came up with a senior draft analyst, right? Yeah, he's our senior draft analyst now. Actually, so you'll be reporting to him on the draft show to liam yeah we don't do player are you doing the draft show this yeah but he's get ready to learn liam buddy he's running yeah

we don't got an eye for talent we don't do player comparisons around here man no anti-player we don't no oh oh we don't do player comparisons around here i've talked to players about that they don't really like that. Yeah. They want to be compared to another player. Or what if it's a good player? But they don't care. They think they're better than that guy.

No. Yes. No. What's Will's? I was like, oh, yeah. I don't have a comparison for Will. He's got a little Ray Lewis in him. The murder.

Bear rude. I was telling Nick I came up with some more of the the pokemon comparison oh i like that we compared it like i didn't know what you're thinking like not everybody gets pokemon so maybe we could compare them to like entrees as well i think that would be a digestible no very selective yeah no listen very select all the long bleep back at me no no i'm sorry well no because it's not going to be nice about this. Apologize. There's no bad ideas usually.

There are bad ideas. That was the worst idea ever. You don't like the entrees idea? No, not really. He hated that. I know, man. He almost made him gag. That was almost as bad as Boy Meets World.

We can brainstorm some stuff later. Yeah, yeah. Give me an example. Well, he's senior draft analyst for our scouting department, but he's also social for, like, his actual job title here. What social accounts does he run? I'm on the main account. I'm helping out with charities after dark for TikTok and Instagram.

Gambling. He got me on the gambling account now because they figured out after like a month, oh, we should probably just have him tweet whatever he wants when he's watching something. He sees everything. He misses nothing. What time did you go to sleep last night? Very responsibly.

I tried to go to sleep about midnight. I couldn't sleep. And then I woke up, checked some tennis scores watched the end of a match went to bed at like 1 30 ish possibly okay okay you don't know because i don't know how long it takes to like fully fall yeah yeah right that's fair he's like the uh three-eyed raven went to sleep at one third no right you're asleep when you fall asleep you can't see the time right exactly thank you people don't really understand that yeah what a dumb question i track it with the whoop it's so easy and i recommend it oh look at you it knows exactly when i fell asleep when i woke up for how long and the quality of

sleep hey you got off the hook by the way earlier kyle you're doing this lecture yeah yeah you have to it's fun for the kids i get it yeah yeah. And you don't have to do anything. Like, when we've done it, we just go up and we just be like, oh, yeah, we do this, and then people ask questions. Do a quick Q&A. I'll make us a PowerPoint. Yeah. I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it.

Yeah, I'm not. We can plan. I'm obviously going to do it. I can plan some questions for you, too. Uh-oh. Just get a little. That was a frustrated bottle toss. Oh, no.

Hype. Because you could have. You did that for us to notice because you could have carried that around. Yeah, that was. That was an attention. That's homeowner Mark Titus on the show. Oh, no. That was.

Yeah, you really didn't have to throw the water, but you let us know. I tried to do it a little cooler. No. What happened? It was. It was. It was. Excuse me, boys.

I'm sorry. It was Conti. Yeah. Coming off a little Conti. What was. What happened? I don't want to talk about it Yes you do Pipe burst?

Yeah No, no, no, I don't I really don't I don't, but it was Pipes Just a dumb little thing Is your house still okay? Still okay, we're good

Just a little thing that, yeah Your hair looks great Does it? Yeah Your boots look good Thanks guys Just gas you up Just a little thing that, yeah. Your hair looks great. Does it? Yeah. Your boots look good. Thanks, guys. Just gas you up. What jersey is that?

Scott Stapp. Oh, hell yes. Nice. Oh, fuck yes. Your jersey looks great. Thanksgiving halftime show jersey. KB's got two jerseys on. You a Cowboys fan? That's why I was going to say like 10 minutes ago, you're wearing two jerseys on you that's why i was gonna say like 10 minutes ago you're wearing

two jerseys yeah it's not a cowboys fan but there's a hot chick that i'm into that uh is so i'm wearing i'm it's funny i'm kind of making a fool of myself uh just to appease her hope it works out for you buddy yeah ever will it's not really working right now but i'm gonna keep knocking on that door yeah but your team theots, didn't make it to the playoffs. Yeah, my favorite team isn't very good, so I thought I'd cheer for hers, and then we got smoked. I say we now, because she doesn't even know you fucking exist. You're not even real to me. Wait, yeah, what's the jersey

underneath, Kyle? There's just the Indians Ramirez. Oh, okay. It actually works as a good undershirt. You have an Indians Bauer as well, don't you? I lost it, yeah. Whoa. Wait, so you're wearing an Indian shirt, but you don't want to show it?

No, honestly, it worked. It'll get him in trouble. Yeah, it's like a swastika on your chest. Or a thigh. Yeah, or a thigh. You're Edward Norton. Yeah, it's just the cursive text. Oh. Just the word.

Oh, that's not a problem. No wahoo on it? No wahoo. Maybe. Thank you. I don't think. No. It's a great jersey.

Thank you, thank you. Did Frank ever sort out your Twitter handle? I don't think he knows my Twitter. Still no. But he knows your name. He does. Yeah. That's huge.

He's tweeting the wrong Liam. But yeah, you and Frank. Frank, you were basically, it was like love at first sight because he saw you wearing just an obscure hockey jersey. Maybe not first sight because that was the third day. Oh, okay. Well, that's first sight for Frank. Yeah. Third day? That's early. Well, that's first site for Frank. Yeah, yeah.

Third day? That's early. Yeah. All right. That's very early. Hey, Liam, check this out. Liam definitely saw that, too. Wait.

Yeah. Here you go, Liam. That's Bubba. So you have Frank muted, TJ? Yeah. Oh. Frank and Mincy and Jeff D'Lo, I think. Whoa.

Why is that? When they tweet mean things about me or Rutgers, I just mute them instantly. Oh, wow. That's fair. Yeah, Jeff D'Lo. Sorry, Jeff. I like Jeff. Wicked Mincy is back.

Yeah. Nick and I were on. Oh, yeah. Do you ever bring him back, TJ? Just like... Yeah, I might take him off probation, but Frank incessantly tweets anti-Ruckers things for no reason. So, sorry. And what about Mincy?

Mincy did maybe once after the Nebraska loss, after the college football show. He was like, at least we covered, right, TJ? And I was like, I might get violent. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, early morning for us. Yep. Nick and I went on. We went on with a plan that Mincy, you know, you can't plan for Mincy

because our plan was that every time Mincy asked me a question, Nick would take the question and vice versa. So, like, Mincy asked me a question, Nick would be like, let me handle that big cat. The issue with the plan was Mincy only asked me questions. Didn't prep anything and talked about himself talk to me at all after like 10 minutes of me not talking i had we had to break it and be like all right we had to stop and it was just like you tried everything to get him to talk to

me you were just house in a sandwich you just like gave him pointing to you and then he just no he yeah he just only had questions, so how was the brainstorming session? Yesterday? Yeah, did you ideate? Yeah. Did any of that unfold? No. Okay.

No, I pitched some stuff, some merch ideas, some segments. But no, it wouldn't have worked. Yeah. It wouldn't have worked. But he's back uh is his dude no week's over now oh yeah so he's gone yeah week one was a success though i did tell him to put out a best of week one and just re-release the video so i like in full and then i want his best of should actually just do a best of and just cut our parts. It's just the first five minutes.

I want his weekly best ofs to be every show combined into one five-hour video. Ooh. I like that. Let people catch up with Wake Up Mincy. Has Liam done the challenge yet? That's what he's going to do. I couldn't do it yesterday. I was way too tired.

Way too sleepy. How do you feel now? I went to bed at 7. I feel great. You went to bed at 7? How do you know, sleepy. How do you feel now? I went to bed at 7. I feel great. You went to bed at- How do you know, dude? How do I know what? You went to bed at 7.

You're right. I have no idea. There we go. It could have been like 8. You came in here today and you said, I'm going to do the gauntlet my way. Yeah, you did say that. I'm not saying what I'm doing. I'm doing this my way.

We're going to add more asterisks. He did it his way yes and and i was prepared to say no matter what i'm first place i'm the only one doing the slides so i'm in first place in the slides division i'm doing this my way i've watched you guys all do it multiple times um i've got stuff that i want to try out as shortcuts that could go very poorly, but I'll give it a go. Literal shortcuts? No.

I think he's got to do it now, Big Cat. He's building up too much. He's got too many ideas. I want to see him. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. That's not awesome. He's the boss.

He's going to be bad on paper and like socially that was incredible stay tuned yeah it's gonna be very bad well i i mook saw me after our company meeting on tuesday he saw me take three shots yeah how'd those go i think it was three air just air the entire time no rim no net i hit the backboard once and i hit the far backboard. What's the far backboard? Like you're shooting at this. I thought there was only one.

Like the far side. There was another backboard. I was more so angled on the left, and I took like just one of these threes like from half court, and I hit the right side of the backboard. Okay. Far backboard. The farthest possible.

Yes, and then I think I took a deep hook shot, airballed that, and then I did like an awkward looking garbage fadeaway that would really just hurt the eyes to anyone. But that takes tremendous confidence to do a three-point hook shot if you don't know how to make one regularly. Yeah, there was no like thought of any confidence or anything.

It was just more so I like taking hook shots. So you're going for style points is what we can expect. I will not disclose any of what you are about to witness. Wow, what a tease. Who's your cartoon comp? Like Sam Dollard? And Entra. Stimpson, J.Cat.

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. Stimpson? No, Dexter. Who's Stimpson J. Cat. Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. Stimpson? No, Dexter. Who's Stimpson, Kyle? That's Ren's partner. Stimpy? Yeah, it's Stimpy. His real name's Stimpson?

Yeah. Stimpson what? Look it up, TJ. What? Stimpson K. A. Cat? Stimpson A. Cat. I didn't know his name was actually Stimpson. Stimpson J. Cat.

What have you been doing, Kyle? Googling Stimpy full name. I didn't even follow the camera. Sam Dullard. Stimpy government name. Stimpy name is in my Googler. Stimpy was not appropriate for kids. Did they live in a man's ass in one of those?

Yeah, I watched it. Really vulgar. Real vulgar. Yeah. Great show, though. And what's your entree comp? I don't know. The cartoon ones were Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory and Chucky from Rugrats.

Okay. I like tweeting out the Chucky pictures every once in a while. I think you have too much edge to be Dexter. You might be Mandark from Dexter's Lab. I don't recall. Mandark was his rival a bit taller. Oh, yeah, that dude. Yeah.

I like the Carl Weezer memes of him doing, like, bad shit. Oh, yeah. That's what Liam reminds me of. That's just a redhead thing, though. I don't want to be compared to Carl. That's a tough life. That's like... I feel that, dude.

South Park episode. We are really up against it. Stinky Peterson. Oh, this really bites. Who's that? He won a glow-in-the-dark tie on Carnival School Day. Me? When Arnold and Gerald skipped school.

I like Hey Arnold. I just really have not watched much of the episodes in a long time. Where did Stinky Peterson move from? Arkansas? Oh, that guy. Yeah, I think it was Arkansas. Texas, Oklahoma. I think it was Arkansas. Texas, Oklahoma. I think it was Arkansas.

I might be Arkansas. I never watched Texas. I didn't either. This is when I feel old. Why don't you guys take a back seat? Yeah. Let the alphas talk. Let's keep talking.

I'm enjoying the conversation. I just don't. Liam runs the show now. Yeah. All right. Give us an entree. Just any entree. comp is uh yeah like let's say what what's your lobster tail of the nfl i hate this i hate this i don't know lobster

tail of the nfl i don't even know how to like my brain cannot compute this all right wait what about your entree though what you're about to show us on the court what's your comp entree i don't know what's like a really gross food that is not appetizing to look at but could be funny poop poop yeah oh no bagel one schmear of poop yeah i don't like that i don't know uh you're a yak draft concoction. Yeah, yeah. You're a concoction. Okay, well, yeah, my brain cannot compute these dinner on. Good times, UCLA. That is a long time ago. Yeah. Damn.

What jersey is that? That was Jonathan Franklin, the mayor. That was his nickname? Yeah. He was going to run for mayor one day. Maybe he did. I don't really remember. He played for the Packers.

Got hurt, though, when he got to the NFL. Didn't really get a pan out. Dude, you and Frank would combine to be the most powerful sports database of all time. Yeah. Who's your favorite number 71 wearer? William Carlson. Where did he play? Well, he plays hockey.

Oh, okay. For the Golden Knights. Got it the golden knights got a player for us okay could you beat frank in uh what about 56 56 this is a tougher number to throw out there there's a lot of 71 it's a layup yes there's a lot of offensive linemen numbers that i'm trying to think of i'm not seeing now sometimes it gets tough with numbers i'm not an idiot quentin nelson's 56 right i think so yeah he might yeah what was laurence taylor he might Lawrence Taylor. He might have been 56. Yeah, he was 56. Yeah, what about – That's the answer. All right, let's give an easier one, 24.

Griffey. Jeff Gordon. It's got to be Jeff Gordon. Jeff Gordon, the Rainbow Warriors. He wants to wow us. I like thinking obscure. Yeah. Yes.

But I also don't like being thrown numbers. Was 24 Kobe pre-Colorado or was that 8? We went home. Griffey. That was 8. 8 was pre-Colorado? 24 was post? We went home. Griffey. That was 8. 8 was pre-Colorado? 24 was post, yeah. Yeah, so more of an 8 guy.

Although you could make the argument that 8 was Colorado. Yeah, he did it as 8. I actually don't know the timeline. He did. He did it as 8. So we're 24 guys. He ate or it was just sex? That diamond ring he got his wife after was...

That's a good apology. Yeah. All right, Liam, you ready? I guess. Oh, we were pumping you up. Well, yeah, we fucked him up with entrees and numbers. Yeah, that's true. Really ruined it.

Wait, do you have a Pokemon comp yeah why don't we yeah let's get the mind back right maybe give them initials do you have Pokemon comps for current NFL players or quarterbacks like what do we want to do here or do you want me to say a Pokemon and you say

his comp don't worry I came prepared with a few okay two of them are uh upcoming nfl draft quarterbacks one of them wasn't even a pokemon one but was a throwback to a draft comparison i did a few years ago and then i thought of the pikachu one immediately after we got off the yak yesterday okay so it was very poor of me because i was sleepy not to recall the lions rams uh mbc graphic package of pokemon and pikachu yeah okay 20 seconds disagree with that i think jameer gibbs is the pikachu of

the nfl oh whoa yes he's a young pup on the scene, rookie out there, and he's crushing it. Nick, when Pikachu uses double team, what stat rises? Evasiveness? Yes. Jameer Gibbs, super evasive, tough to tackle, super slippery, and just goes out there and at any moment could hit a big play like a thundershock.

So Jameer Gibbs, easy play there. Wow. I love it. Your redemption, yeah. We might have to do this for the draft. Oh, 100%. Pokemon, yeah. play like a thunder shock so jameer gibbs easy play there wow i love your redemption yeah we might have to do this for the draft oh a hundred so caleb williams can i be in the booth with him he's gonna do it either way yeah yeah caleb williams is just gonna be the eeveelutions you never really know what you're gonna expect from him uh very sexualized though so let's oh boy i don't like that no very sexualized okay almost more than

gardevoir i low pony the caleb williams i love how uh cole beasley had that tweet yesterday oh yeah why are guys painting their fingernails yeah it felt directed yeah um jj mccarthy we're going with togepi okay baby yeah felt like you know he's younger he's like 20 he got a lot of credit for what he did at michigan when he was asked to do things, he did do them. I don't think he was a game-changer or anything. He was just very standard and got the job done. He got carried as well as Misty will carry Togepi. Oh, wow. Yeah, she always does. Never puts him down.

So Harbaugh will be Misty in this scenario. Yeah, that makes sense. Carrying Togepi, and the evolutions of Togepi are quite promising. Yes. So would J.J. McCarthy were, say, go down in the NFL as a pretty good quarterback, like top 10, top 15 guy that's reliable week to week, turn out numbers. He could evolve. Toga Tech, Toga Kiss.

Oh, DeviantArt. You got Brock Bowers? What about Graveler? Yeah, I was thinking. I was just. Yeah, I think that works. Yeah? Yeah.

Why, what's up with Graveler? He's like a big rock. That's Gollum. Oh. That's Gollum. That's Gollum. That's Graveler. Right there. That's not Geodude?

No, it evolves from Geodude. Good call. Bet you wish you didn't get that right who's geo dude geo dude is the little version of that he does this yeah oh yeah we'll do this okay yeah i like this you're doing all the pokemon or like the original you can't uh yeah the original this falls in i don't remember them so you're sticking original yeah oh gee and then makai backton a few years ago, I just compared him to Sully from Monsters, Inc.

Oh. Why is that? Big, friendly giant with really good footwork. But when he gets on the field and he gets out there and he's right, there's a mean streak. Yeah. Turn on, scare factor goes up. There he is.

That's not the Sully we need. Who is quentin nelson for you i don't know i like kind of comparing really good guards with a lot of really good run power i just like saying they've got strength from pokemon just moving a boulder out the way anyway with the ease is pretty simple it's a yeah it's a hm top move kind of a layup as well. Sure, fine. Can you do it in reverse? If you name a Pokemon, can you give a player comp backwards? Like, who's the Gengar of the NFL? Gengar's been a hot topic here. Yeah, you're a big Gengar guy.

Big cat, do the Gengar. Do the Gengar voice. I don't, I never watch Pokemon. I don't know anything. Really? But this falls into the category of, like, I'm enthralled. Liam is obsessed with Pokemon, obsessed with football. I'm obsessed with Pokemon.

I think Nick is. I know your shit. It's a compliment, Liam, though. Anyone who talks about things they're passionate about, I could listen to forever. Give him an FCS school. UW-Whitewater. Well, that's not FCS.

Montana State. I don't know. Do your thing. He said, give me a dude. A dude? Villanova. A guy. Well, Isaiah Fonzie was on Montana State. Very good running back. One of the best to ever do it at the FCS level, but he tears his ACL.

That stunk for him. He entered the transfer portal. He went to Cal, I think, and then was there for like a few days, then went to San Jose State, or he went to San Jose State and then went to Cal. One of the two. Montana State also

loves utilizing two different quarterbacks. So there will be a lot of times where, what was his name? What was his name? I think Sean Chambers was there, possibly. And then I forget the other quarterback's name, which is bad because he's the more important one. But they would rotate a decent bit.

I'm with you. What about Villanova? Anyone in Villanova? That's a Max question. It's a max question it's max university of nebraska omaha nebraska omaha there's a player in college basketball i forget his name i think it was like 2015 2016 i really liked watching him uh big guy seven foot plus easy i think he had one of the like three letter last names. Maybe it was Doc, D-O-K. Maybe the first name started with an M.

I liked watching him. I don't know what that guy is doing right now. It's not in the NBA. We know this. I'm not sure what that fells up to. But, yeah, I remember watching him play. He used to score so many points. I loved watching.

That's impressive. Are you getting recruited to be on a dozen teams? There's been a lot of people saying. You name your price. Don't put pen to paper until you talk to me. You have Mincy on your team. I know. I'm well aware.

No, I want to form a super team of gingers. Me, him, and Kyle. Is ours out yet? Fleming. No. We can't steal him from you. That's not right. Thank you.

That's on that. It is. Dog walk. It is. All right. You ready? Get out there. Oh, I thought you were thinking another FCS.

Big Cat, is the college Chadron? That's D2 in Nebraska. Danny. Is that how you say it? Yeah, Danny Woodhead. Danny Woodhead. Yeah. I thought you were about to name another college.

I'm trying to look for his seven-footer. What a find. He's the best. I'll tell you what that is. That's a find right there. An incredible find for what we do. Exactly. He's a weapon.

Yeah. He's an internet weapon. Weapon. do exactly yeah it's a weapon yeah it's he's an internet weapon weapon it's like those it's like those you know those d1 it's like bama finding like a two-star they're like uh there's something there like we see something that everybody and now he's a first round pick easily yeah i'm nervous for him. We need some better body language. Yeah, yeah.

That's the best body language. That's what it produces. Better body language. Show us your best body language. Yep. That's it. Just tell him when to go. It was good.

Okay. Oh, what I could do with you. My precious. It's a blank canvas. Yeah. A perfect cube of marble. But I like it because I think also he's got a boss attitude. Uh-huh.

Kind of does. He doesn't give a shit. He doesn't get flustered. Yeah. He doesn't. Well, let's see. All right. This is the ultimate fluster.

You ready, Liam? Yeah. All right. Here we go. Let's go, Liam. Ready, TJ? let's see. All right. This is the ultimate fluster. You ready, Liam? Yeah. All right, here we go. Let's go, Liam. Ready, TJ? I'm ready. All right. Three, two, one, go.

Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Hey-oh. Hey. He's got flip-flops on him.

This is going to be tough. Oh, shoot. Oh, not a bad shot. Uh-oh. What's he doing? He's doing flip flops on. This is going to be tough. Oh, not a bad shot. Uh-oh. What's he doing? He's doing it his way. It worked. His way worked.

It worked. That was incredible. Home run. Home run. That was incredible. His way worked. My way. Oh, good eye.

Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. All right. Good cut. One and one. He needs a better pitcher. He needs a better pitcher.

What is that football? I don't know. Oh, oppo. No. Shit. Still not flustered, though. Oh. Oh.

Flip. Bad pitch. Oh, hot one. I'm surprised he didn't go throw it up in a ponytail nah that's not how guys he knew he was doing this today and he still didn't wear sneakers oh oh no oh oh't have to swing at everyone. No. He's proven that. Oh.

Oh, boy. That was a good cut. That was a great cut. Stay in the box. He lost his shoes. Slides are off. Lost his shoes. Oh.

Oh, he tried slowing the bat. Wait for your pitch, Liam. Yeah. Patience. Oh. You're chasing. Okay, good eye, good eye. Stop swinging at the junk.

Oh, he's going pretty. Yeah, I'm smart. Oh. Oh, no. Hit by pitch. These are the worst pitches. He's all over the place. Come on, Liam. No.

He's going to strike out looking. Yeah. Yard. Yard. Football. He just needed his pitch. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Humble. Football. Just need his pitch. Oh, no. Humble.

Take your time. Oh, on the run. He's the man. He's the best. Okay. All right. Yep. Yeah, he's not flustered.

Not at all. Not even close to flustered under oh i haven't seen the other hand he does know this is time yeah he doesn't care oh this might be the most entertaining run we've ever had. He's trying everything. Why? Oh.

Will, what's your player comp? For him? Yeah. Damn. Who was that quarterback that was built like Butterbean? Jerry Lorenzen. Yeah, RIP. Oh.

Yay. The bullet passed. Okay, here comes the real test. This is bad, he said. I mean, it has to be what? Ryan Jensen? Oh. Yeah.

Oh. It has to. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wheel it down. Wet. He's missing the meat. Oh. Yeah. Oh. That's two. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wheel it down. Wet. He's missing the mean.

Oh. That would have been legendary. That would have been legendary. Oh, he's six. He wants half court? You don't have to. Mook, he's just missing the mean streak of Ryan Jensen. Yes.

I don't know if he can get angry. I don't know if he can either. Yeah. He's close. Oh. Kyle, you know he's still going to beat you, right? Yeah, I know. Okay.

Guessing Sparkle will be a breeze. Ah! Oh. Hook shot. I feel like at any moment he's just going to walk away. He's like, fuck this thing. Oh. Shorts. Put on the line.

Yup. Oh. Hmm. Yup Oh There Way Come here trivia Take this His way 12 NFL teams

Who have never won A Super Bowl That's Yeah 12 NFL teams That have never won A Super Bowl Pen boss Okay Yup NFL teams that have never won a Super Bowl.

PEMDAS. Okay. Yep. Tony the Tiger. Toucan Sam. T-O-U. C-I-N. You see the 12 NFL teams that never won a Super Bowl. Wow, Nick.

That was a good poll. Szechuan Sauce. Oh, come on that was a good poll. Szechuan sauce. Oh, come on. Good luck. Honey barbecue, tangy barbecue, whatever they call it. No Szechuan? Got to assume, what, Russell Westbrook, Nikola Jokic. Are you doing this on purpose?

I think he is. 12 NFL teams never won a Super Bowl. That's boring. Oh. No, he's a real one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

Rhyme numbers are not boring. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. This is where it's at. 11, 18. 19? 11. 13. So let's let this sit for a little. 20, 21. 22, 23, 24.

One more. He needs one more. 93. What? Okay. It would have been more. 93. What? Okay. It would have been six. 77. No, it can't be divisible by themselves. I don't know what a prime number is. It can't be divided by anything.

It can't be divided by anything. Oh. It can only be divisible by itself. You were right when you said. You were very close when you were counting that. 79. It's not close at all. It the first it's nine it's the first nine so you're gonna be something in the 30s in the 40s 30 man it has to be odd look at the numbers you've already done. Like, put it different.

Not a numbers guy. I'm not sure why I chose this one. Ranch dressing. Hey, time. Here we go. His way. This is the first run where I think we just throw out the time and we do judges' scores. 10 out of 10.

We're measuring this all wrong. First place. This is not a timed event. This is a – You flipped them all. Yeah. Ten out of ten. We're measuring this all wrong. First place. This is not a timed event. This is a. You flipped them off. First place in the size division. I couldn't. So you thought it would be too easy and boring to rattle off non-Super Bowl winners?

So you just start saying numbers. Oh. Oh. Not last. Not last. Not last. It's two by half a second. Holy shit.

Oh my god. Thank God. And that's the show we were going for. Yeah. Not last place. Did it my way. First place in slides. The baseball one was bad.

Well, your pitcher sucked. The pitcher was awful. Literally. I was here, what, like two weeks ago. The only one I tried out was the baseball one. I got immediately. So, okay, we we're good there don't know what happened the basketball one the half court shot you don't have to cut yeah oh yeah it was genius yeah the rim that would have been sick if you made that yeah i slipped on a bean bean bag but that was a genius play right it could have worked yeah it didn't and it didn't waste any

time no the plan was i would take the half court shot and i'd already i was gonna push the cart and then take the shot yeah this was like an on the way type of shot that was too much work not bad thank you at all Yeah, hang your head high. Yeah, it is. I'm very, very content with my performance. I don't know if it could be better. Yes. Yeah.

How? Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. The one sport of those I have played. And if we're talking time could get better, even the trivia. I mean, you could have just rattled off. I hated that board.

I know you did. Yeah. I wanted a cool board. That was not cool that's on tj yeah i loved it i loved every second of it thank you your way you can hang out if you want to hang out for the rest of the show or you can leave if you want to leave or i can stay all right yeah nice yeah check in on the golfers yeah okay check in on the golfers you want to do the high noon ad nick yeah sure do hell yeah fuck yeah frick yeah boys yeah high noon talk to us sip on summer flavors in the middle of winter introducing the all-new high noon snowbird pack featuring the perfect mix of winter and summer flavors the eight pack includes two new flavors, raspberry and plum, alongside High Noon Classic, peach and lemon,

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Yeah Oh my god Stand by Thank you Stand by Stand by Hey Will How was

How was the snow storm I saw your leaf blowing Your snow blowing You did a great job Thank you Thank you It was good. Highlight tape.

Honestly, it was a perfect little snow. How much was it? We probably got like six inches. Oh, wow. It's a perfect size. Powdery. Not the best for building snowmen. But good for shoveling.

Yeah. And it's gone already? No, no, it's still there. No. Because after the snow came, it was like zero degrees. That cold snap, yeah. Yeah, we had zero degrees. That cold snap, yeah. Yeah, we had zero degrees for three days straight.

How was that? It sucked. But next week, I saw it's going to be like in the high 30s. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll be in my glory. I mean, even when you do three days and zero, like today, I felt it was like tropical. Right, right, right. It's 17 degrees, but it's still still once you go to zero everything above like 15 is like oh this isn't bad yeah i might go to the lake next week yeah right brandon's it's crazy

how quick that can change your i have no idea where brandon is yeah i know the draft topic and brandon's probably just art oh yeah oh what was the top oh you can't say yeah what were you looking at us for che Che? Something to say? So did you guys get a lot of snow this past week? Some football news. What football news? No, not really. Is it breaking?

You could say that. Former Cardinals senior officer. Whoa. Oh, wow. There you go, BC. That's going to make you feel good Let me process Let me process Give me a second

This is awesome right Let me process Let me process Get him back in the OC chair Let me process Okay I processed So how do you feel I think

Good If it's Caleb Williams Yeah Really bad if they keep Justin Fields Now I don't know what the Bears are doing Because they brought in Greg Roman too Which made me think they were keeping Justin Fields Because he was the guy who got Margrate

And then they're going to bring in Cliff Kingsbury. That's a Caleb Williams move. They're really doing a lot of smoke screens. Yeah. Cliff Kingsbury is not a good head coach. Is he a good offensive coordinator? Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Okay. I'm processed. Yeah. He'd be great. I mean, Caleb Williams won the Heisman under Cliff Kingsbury. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Right. Cliff had Mahomes too, yeah. Yeah, he was. I don't think he won the Heisman under Cliff. Oh, he won it before and then Cliff came and then they bottomed out. They didn't have a good year.

They had a terrible year. Cliff went to Thailand and then took the SC offensive end. So Cliff took over. He was coaching the guy who had just won the Heisman and was a generational prospect. Yes. And then we just all forgot that Caleb Lawrence existed. After his trip from Thailand, which we cannot forget.

And college football. Yeah, how long was he in Thailand for? Unknown. That was unknown. After he got canned from his last job, he just went to Thailand. And Cliff was with Johnny. Not a place to let off steam. Was Cliff with Johnny?

I think he was. You're right. Kyler, Baker. Was Cliff with Johnny? I think he was. You're right. Kyler, Baker. No, not Baker. I think Baker. Wasn't it? Who else was Cliff with? Yeah, look out.

Who was Cliff with? I wish you guys didn't do this. All right. Okay, I'll look it up. It's not how the brain operates. All right, I'll look it up. More obscure. If you ask, like, Kalen DeBoer coaching spots or stops or, I don't know,

William and Mary's OC, that'd be easier. All right, so he's with Johnny. He's at Texas Tech with Mahomes. Keenan was a world beater. Yeah. Yeah, who else did he get? Johnny, Mahomes, Baker. Baker.

But then Baker obviously went to Oklahoma. Can't forget that. Johnny, Mahomes, Baker. But then Baker obviously went to Oklahoma. Can't forget that. Mahomes. I mean, the Mahomes thing is the – because that's the comp people have used. Obviously, Mahomes is way better than Caleb Williams, but the comp of like can make all the throws from all the positions kind of thing. All right, I think I'm in.

I think I'm in. Yeah, there you go. I think I'm in. Even if he's stuck with Justin Fields, it's like that's kind of a... That feels weird, though. Do you like Justin Fields more than Kyler? Because he did well with Kyler. Didn't he get like 12 wins with Kyler?

Tough question. And think about the Johnny Manziel doc. He never studied, so if Justin was like a non-study guy, he knows how to work with all these different types of quarterbacks. And they can all move around. Justin Fields. Okay, I think I'm in.

Official statement, I'm in. Oh, look who's here. Well, well, well. Yeah, someone replied, my friend John Greenberg said, knowing the Bears, they'll hire him to coach Drake May. That's probably what will happen. Fuck. I think you should be excited.

I am. I am, although we haven't hired him. It's just an interview, right? Oh, that's just an interview? Yeah, it's just an interview. I thought it was fucking breaking news. No, it was processing the interview. Because that's what everybody's doing now.

They're like breaking news. So-and-so's interviewing. That's not news at all. No. Yeah. Hey, Brandon, what's up? Dan, how are you? I'm great.

Cliff Kingsbury might be the OC for the Chicago Bears. Oh. Yeah. That's not great. Well, it is if we draft Caleb Williams. All right. Because Caleb Williams won the we draft Caleb Williams. All right. Because Caleb Williams was one of the Heisman of the Cliff Kings. He's a good quarterback's coach.

He's a good offensive coordinator. He's a good head coach. Good hang. Yeah. All right. Okay, cool. Good. Sounds like a good plan.

You missed the processing phase, but I'm all the way in, so don't come out. Oh, you're in. Yeah. You're in. If they draft Caleb Williams. Well, when did that acceptance become official me yeah with cliff yeah about 35 seconds ago okay all right you're due to flip 100 yeah if you really think about it stop so god damn it why don't you think so? I don't know. I mean, he doesn't have a –

He's a very good quarterbacks coach. Yeah, we say that. Davis Webb. Yeah, he was – Patrick Holmes. That's fine. He gets luck? No.

Johnny Manziel. Ever heard of him? I have. With Caleb Williams, though, I mean, it's Caleb Williams and it's Lincoln Riley, correct? Yeah. I mean, they were going to succeed regardless of who the quarterback was. Who was the offensive analyst last year for the USC fight in Trojan?

I'm guessing it was Cliff Kingsbury. I believe it was. Yeah. Who has failed in his last two stops, correct? He was quarterback's coach last year? As a head coach. And offensive analyst. But he still has success with Kyler Murray.

Yeah. Johnny Manziel, Davis Webb. Nick Shimanak. Baker Mayfield. Shimanak. Alan Bowman. That's what it is. Alan Bowman. Hey Manziel. Davis Webb. Nick Shimanak. Baker Mayfield. Shimanak. Alan Bowman. That's what it is. Alan Bowman.

Hey, man. How are you? And even when Kyler was down, Holt stepped in. Yeah. Now I have a couple games with Cliff. You didn't do the golf? Holt likes him. Give him a noun, and he'll tell you something about it.

A noun? Any noun. Any noun, Brandon. Any noun. Not that noun. Tie it to an athlete. Not the noun you're thinking of. Oh, okay? Any noun. Not that noun. Tie it to an athlete. Not the noun you're thinking of. Oh, okay.

Cody, Wyoming. Proper noun and two? It's a proper noun, dude. Okay, sorry. Just a noun. Name a noun. Name a noun. There are a lot of nouns out there.

I don't know what a noun is. Oh, my God. Hold on. Island. Island? Yeah, all right. You want me to do it? Yeah, a player comp with nouns. I think nouns are pretty good for player comps. Hold on. Island. Island? Yeah. All right. You want me to do it? Yeah.

A player comp with nouns. I think nouns are pretty good for player comps. Two Arizona football players, Noah Fafita and Tatoria McMillan, have a podcast named Island Time in which they let everyone know, hey, we don't care that Jed Fish went to Washington. We're here to do our thing. Exactly. But did you notice that Arizona players started entering the portal this morning? Oh, yeah, including John Coleman, yeah.

Yeah. So they acted like they were a holding firm, but they're starting to go get their money now. Yeah, if I was those two, this is not – I'm just giving advice, but they can do what they want. I would be trying to get to Alabama to go with Caelan DeBoer because I don't think DeBoer would really want Melrose as his quarterback. You have Fafita there with Titoria McMillan.

That's pretty nice for Alabama, especially with the talent they're losing. Just saying. Just saying. Not advice. Not advice. Not official advice. Seemed awfully close to advice. It was advice to Jason.

Is it what you would do that's what i would do if i was in their shoes yeah and i'd be asking for some nil money yeah so you would advise them to do that no no no they could do what they want but if they called you and asked you i would just say do what you guys want you guys are doing great you'll yeah if a feta i think that you you could have been a Heisman finalist. If your head coach, Mr. Fish, stayed, McMillan's going to be a first-round picket receiver. You guys do what you want.

I'm not going to say anything else. Now, to other people, I would say exactly what I'm saying. I would be trying to get to Alabama. So, if I'm Fafida. So, they're the only two people in the world you would tell them not to go down yeah and then like every other person in the world you'd be like those guys should go to alabama yeah they need to make their own decisions i can't plant the seed right right you've done a good job thank you

how's the draft brand heated uh- Yeah, it dragged on a little bit. Yeah, contentious. Contentious? Yeah. Who did you get into it with? Who do you think? Okay. Do we have a picture of him?

What was the draft over yesterday? I don't think they've announced the draft yet, so I don't know. I don't want to step on Chicago's toes. Look at this. You can't with him because they're way – He buys shoes so much bigger than he needs to be. And we called him out on it.

We just felt the toe box, and they were in the end of it. We didn't check the heel. That's three sizes too big. Yeah, that's a huge heel. Oh, my God. Why does he wear those? He said because he wants people to think he has a bigger dick. Okay.

I guess that makes sense. He must think clowns are packing. Yeah. White Sox Dave thinks every clown has a 13-inch cock. Oh, fuck. Look at this clown coming here. That's why he doesn't like clowns. He's going to fuck his chick.

She's already fucking a clown buddy. Night Sox team. Ninth season. That's awesome. That rules. Why not? How can you pull that off? COVID.

He had two injuries, I season nine yeah but even covid like that and i don't get that i don't get what the red shirt rules there's red shirt there's gray shirt there's medical red shirt medical red shirt there's a what he had he had two medicals i believe he had two medicals plus covid yeah that still doesn't add up to that i don't know i'm just olympic redshirt? I don't remember. If he redshirted, then that would – Did he go to the war? Yeah, maybe that's it. Playing college football for a decade.

He was fighting the culture war for a couple years. He had to go. Why wouldn't – Now he's back. Why wouldn't you stay, though, if you're not going to be a pro? Yeah, I would stay. It's kind of sad. Yeah, but Wuffy –

No, I don't think so. Better than selling insurance. Yeah. Also, think about it. No, I don't think so. Better than selling insurance. Yeah. Also, think about it. Like, all these guys, how many teams has he played on? Oh, I don't remember. The connections you make, though, in football, like, he's got connections now everywhere. Yeah, I should probably start digging.

I really don't know. You need to dig into that. Yeah, this is a problem for me. This is a hole in the resume right here. No, dig into that. Yeah, this is a problem for me. This is a hole in the resume right here. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, no. We're asking you questions about a guy who's national news right now.

Oregon. That's what it was. Well, yeah, you saw it. I know. That's what it was. It was 19 or 20, so something. It clicked. 20 was COVID.

Or 19. 19 was, yeah, where was he? I like that, though. Apologies for not remembering. You think it's sad? It's okay. Hey, man, we all make mistakes. Nick, you think it's sad?

Yeah. Why? Here's the old guy in college one of my one of my maybe one of my good ideas that i've ever had was that if college football should allow one alumni on every team yeah to come back and play as unlimited eligibility well would you go play for the us could have played for you go play next year you could yes like you think like a thousand percent tom brady could have played for Florida. You could have played next year if you could? Yes. Like you think, like, Tom Brady could have played on Michigan this year. How sick would that be? I don't know if Tom would have, though.

Probably not, but it would have been sick. Oh, yeah. Tim Tebow would have stayed there forever. Imagine coming out of that tunnel. It would be incredible. The Nebraska tunnel one more time? Yeah. Yeah.

What if Tom Brady lost to Alabama on the summer? Cam Newton goes to Auburn. That would suck. It would tarnish legacy. I can play for the Temple Owls right now. You have eligibility left? Yeah. You get one of those Martinez's back?

Yeah. Either one. Yeah. I think there's three. Either of the three. Yeah. After registering as a true freshman in 2016, we're also covering for a 20 CL.

Three UOO. Oh. Oh. 2016 is insane. That's that CrossFit thing, right? Yeah. It's like when you-O. Oh. Oh. 2016 is insane. Oh, that's that CrossFit thing, right? Yeah, it's like when you start pissing out your muscles. Whoa. What the fuck?

Yeah, you never heard of Rabdo? I've never heard of it. You like over-trained, basically. Yeah, you literally piss your muscle cells out. When your piss goes brown. Yeah. He was the only one to not file a lawsuit against the university. He ain't no rat. He wanted to stay. I like that, yeah. Oh, he's, yeah. He was the only one to not file a lawsuit against the university. He ain't no rat.

He wanted to stay. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. He's committed. Two years additional eligibility by NCAA prior to the 2020 season, which he also missed while eligibility clocks were paused. And he's probably getting paid.

You know what I mean? Like, all these kids are making, like, six figures. That is a good point. Like, even if it's kind of like, oh, you're the old guy. But, dude, you're getting. He gets to live in Miami. You're getting money that you might not be making right out of college. Yeah, that feels like a bad return on investment, for being honest.

To pay him? To pay the guy that gets hurt. That pisses out his. Constantly. Pisses out his muscles. His college career is going to span four presidencies. Whoa. He was a freshman when Obama was in office.

Holy shit. What? He's seen a lot of shit. Oh, happy birthday, Big Mike. Saw that. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's also National Poo Day. Winnie the Pooh?

Yeah. What? Mm-hmm. How did we not get prepared for that? We should have pooed. Someone DM me. Thank you for that lead. Shirt, no pants.

I remembered the other quarterback's name on Montana State. Touchdown, Tommy Malott. Ah. It just came to me when we were looking at the McCormick thing. Love that. Al Corn State. McNair. Nah.

Of course. Do you feel like you're behind? Liam, do you feel like you're behind the eight ball now with that Oregon? No. Stuff slips through. It happens. I'm too busy scouring what's going on at Boise State and App State, et cetera. So stuff happens.

What is going on at Boise State and App State? Nothing, just players. Just players I like. I'm predicting college football things. Ashton Gentry, some would say he was the best running back in college football this year. If not, he was a lock for top three. Who would say that? You?

Brandon, do you agree? College football guy? Ashton Gentry was undoubtedly one of the top three running backs in the country this season. Brandon? Sure. Just say yes. You know more college ball than Brandon? Absolutely.

I'm going to stop you there. Absolutely. I think yes. Yes. He's had good takes. I've had good takes. It happens. He's had good takes. I've had good takes. It happens. He had the Missouri take.

There's only one person in the world, as far as I know, who predicted a Boise State UNLV Mountain West championship game before the season started. You have proof? You have a twit? Brandon, a twit? Oh, we've got proof. Who else was on the running Rebels going into this season?

No one. They've been historically bad, correct? Yeah, then Brennan Marion gets hired as OC, and the go-go offense is on full display. Yeah. Are you in talks with any of these coaches? Yeah, Brennan's DM'd me his stats a few times, just like stats of how UNLV's offense is doing,

which is kind of funny because I am aware of it already. Just let you know, nudge you. He deserves a Power Five or a group of five head coaching jobs and I think he'll get it next cycle. School should hire you as their advisor for coaching. He doesn't give advice. No, no advice. But if it was your job. What Liam would do.

I don't have words to say right now when everyone's looking at me. Yeah, it happens. What is a middle-of-the-road football player making? The NIL? The NIL. Yeah. Depends on the school, I believe. Like a teacher salary?

Yes. That's insane to me. It depends on the school, though. Like Like a teacher salary? Yes. That's insane to me. It depends on the school, though. Like a Power Five. Like Mac, probably. I would imagine Mac players, there's a lot that aren't making anything. Some starters and maybe stars are just making nothing. You think there are Power Five guys that start that don't make anything?

Yes. Like at bad schools? Oh, really? If they're decent size recruits yeah there are backups that uh when i was at nebraska that are making like 150 backups and i'm talking semi position so tight end linebacker there's also guys out there that have like these nil deals and some of us like you know we see the numbers that they're getting through twitter or whatever some of them aren't even getting near that much money

because they're not completing the necessary steps to get that money. Like, you have appearance fees and you have all this other stuff and some guys don't do it. Yeah. So the number could be a little misleading. Gotcha. There's probably a lot of bag tension in the locker room. Yeah.

Yeah. I bet there is. A lot of pocket watching. Yeah. Yeah. Who's probably a lot of bag tension in the locker room. Yeah. I bet there is. A lot of pocket watching. Yeah. Who's got the biggest bag? Yeah, I figured we'd be seeing more commercials from players. There's local ones. Yeah, but why aren't those finding their way to social media?

Yeah, funny local. The funny offensive lineman. Horrible. There was a – The coldest Crawford had one, right? Yeah, the coldest. Yeah. With the AC there.

We should get an NIL player on the YAC. I think one of them did a pizza one. I forget what college. You should sponsor one. Oh, those Iowa State players. They just kept adding and adding another person each time because their jerseys would say, like, Taylor Ham, et cetera, whatever. I forget the names.

I've tweeted it a few times. I could go look. What if we got a player and we paid for a commercial and it's like them pissing their pants, putting their hands in mousetraps and like tuning into the yeah. I would like that a lot. I feel like the mousetraps would be a problem for a player. Why?

It should be tough. You gotta make money. You gotta be tough. You don't want to watch a football tough. You got to make money. You got to be tough. All right. You don't want to watch your fingers? Don't be a pussy, Brandon. Okay. Let's get a kicker.

Yeah. Oh, that's great. That's great. No, but then they miss the kick and it blames us. I'm fine with that. Sure. Probably would be our fault. What's our best position that we need to – how about a center?

Ooh, that would be a good one. What do you guys need a center for? For our yak and I. The way you said it. Well, hockey, basketball, football. Sorry, football, football, football. Please be more specific. Football.

Jesus Christ. Although a hockey center would be. A really good addition to the team. Yeah. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a center. Let's get an NIO hockey player for the yak. Yeah, a male gymnast. Ooh, I'd like my eyes. Let's get an NIO hockey player for the year. Yeah. Male gymnast. Oh, I'd like a male

gymnast. What guys? What? They're you ever see him? Oh, yeah. They're built solidly. Oh, my God.

Yeah. We could find the next like male Livvy done and we can get rid of this. I think they're like little sassy content creators now.

Yeah. Male gymnasts are kind of adjacent to wrestlers. It's like instead of wrestling dudes who are I of I think they're like little sassy content creators now yeah male gymnasts are kind of adjacent to wrestlers it's like instead of wrestling dudes I don't think personality wise but maybe

oh no personality wise could you stay up on the rings like that with your arms out probably none of the things they can do

yeah Steven the yak turned six yesterday wow yes I missed that apologies six years old wow that's awesome Steven the yak turned 6 yesterday? Wow Yes I missed that apologies That's crazy 6 years old

Wow That's awesome 6 Look at that Wild times I've known you for way too long Steven Yeah The origin story

Steven looks You had good hair there Holy shit Yeah I did Nice Evening yak There it is You knew it

We looking at porn in the background? You knew it, too. There was a thing in one of our first episodes where we did a porn. I think it was when Jimmy G took out a model or something like that. Oh. Wow. I don't think that was the first show, though. Steven, how are you feeling about Sunday?

I always feel good, brother. Oh. Shit. What's wrong, Brandon? Oh, those don't work. That's why I can't hear Steven. Got it. Would it ruin your day if they lose, Steve?

Yeah, absolutely. Would you go out and drink after they lost? Absolutely not. Can you have sex after a loss? Would you drink after losing games? Would you not? No. Can you have sex after a loss, Che?

No. Can you eat cooch after a loss? No. Wow. Maybe on the plane ride home. Huh? Oh, look, here's Max. Can you get head after a loss, Steve. Wow. Maybe on the plane right home. Can you get head after a loss, Steve?

No. What? Get the fuck out of here, I'm not getting boned up after a loss, dude. Imagine getting sad. Yeah, you would, Che. Che, that's ridiculous.

Che, you would get head. Absolutely not. Yeah, you would. All right, we're going to try to give you head. Yeah, we're going to try to suck your dick when they lose, buddy.

Get ready. Thank you, Zah. There you go. suck your dick when they lose, buddy. Thank you, Za. That was a little suspect there. I didn't realize what I was saying. I don't know if you caught that, but whoo. Double entendre. You're going to be going up against actual Lions fans, too. Corey and Matt are going to see it. Yeah, I know.

I was just talking with Matt upstairs about it. Were you buddying him? No, I mean, we're going over strengths and Matt are going to see it. Yeah, I know. I was just talking with Matt upstairs about it. Oh, were you buddying him? No, I mean, we're going over strengths and weaknesses. What to expect. What are you looking at, Brandon? Max is squatting. Oh, yeah. I was supposed to work out with him right now. The ball might get ran down your throat, Jay. Uh-oh.

Didn't the first time we met. Oh, you guys didn't do shit in the reds. You lost 20-6. Yeah, I know. I'm happy about that. We got shit pumped. Nowhere to go but up. This is a problem with him. God. Yeah. It's brutal. If the Bucs win the Super Bowl

this year, I'll kill myself. There's no chance. There's no chance. Cyanide. We'll do cyanide kiss. Yeah. What's that mean? We're gonna put cyanide. I'm gonna get two cyanide. There's absolutely a chance. We'll do cyanide kiss. Yeah. What's that mean? We're gonna put cyanide. I'm gonna get two cyanide tablets. I'm gonna kiss Nick,

slip one into his mouth, and we're gonna go. We're gonna go. We're gonna go out. Same time and kill ourselves. Che, I'm still on the no blowjob after loss. Why? That's an emphatic no, but reach back in your mind through the repertoire.

You've never done it. You've never gotten hard. Can you get hard after a loss? Or you just don't want to. You feel like it's disrespectful to the box. His dick is too attached to men. The boys put their lives on the line. Funny enough, I was talking with Jerry about this on Sunday,

and he said, absolutely not. Like, I wouldn't even get ahead after all. So then hours later. Your dick sucked, yeah. Yeah. No, absolutely not. My mind's not in the right place. But if you get put in the right place.

Yeah, what if it's like, I'm going to suck your dick? Well, it just means more to me. So how long does this last? Next day, you know. Sleep it off, 24-hour rule. Okay. Would you get morning head the next day? Yeah, I guess so, not 24-hour rule.

But that doesn't really happen. On a Monday? Come on. Head on a Monday? Again? Again? Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm going to go see my doctor. It's like when you get the same lunch packed two days in a row. Hell ahead. As if today couldn't get any worse. Mac's just over there squatting. Yeah. I'm supposed to be working out with him We're getting back in shape

Yeah I'm gonna have to do my workout at home tonight How's the journey been? Good Yeah Going slow Good Trying to get back

You know 2024 get some power back Look at that There you go Max Ass to grass Yeah There you go Max Max. Ass to grass. Yeah. There you go, Max. And the concords.

Mmm. Juicy. It's sets of five. I'll defer to the weightlifters. Are those full reps? Way to go, Max. Yeah, those are full. I got to count it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great rep. Yeah. All right. You ain't doing that. I mean. Ah. You ain't doing that.

I was taught to get your ass lower, but that's all right. I'm just saying. That's why I deferred to you guys. That's why I deferred to you guys. I felt like that was a fair question. That was the first sentence he said. He deferred to the weightlifters. I deferred to the weightlifters.

You said it was a full rep. It's a full rep. It wasn't 90 degrees to me but that's why i was i was asking you guys know more than me so i had a moment so you're trying to count the weight too like oh i know i was like can i go walk over there and rip this out to walk over there yeah pump some out i don't know what he's got on that bar let's not get too confident here I had a uh I had a like parent like school

thing last night um parent teacher conference not parent teacher conference like all the parents went out like whatever I just like fuck it I'll go and uh so standing there with like all the dads and they're all asking like what do you do what do you do all these guys are like structural engineer all this dads and they're all asking like, what do you do? What do you do? All these guys are like structural engineer, all this stuff.

And I was like, I am podcaster, you know, Barstool Sports. And the guy goes, oh, Dana Beers. Oh, no. I was like, yep. Dana Beers. I found out that he went to Cincinnati, so that's why he knew Dana Beers. But that was, didn't know anything about Barstool. Dana Beers. I texted Dana to gas him up, but it hurt me a little yeah oh dana beer yeah oh dana beers yep that's yeah that that barstool i can't lie i've gotten that plenty of times well yeah

with dana and yeah yeah he's a man of the moments i know doing a video with him he gets swarmed yeah i had to take so many pictures of just people with Dana. Do you think everybody here has certain audience members that only know them? No. Not at all. No, no, like everybody. Yeah, of course. Right? Isn't that how it should be? Yeah, what do you mean? Like the anus boys have people that just know anus?

No, just one individual. Just knows Kyle. Yes. I've got some Iowa people. Barstool, that's Kyle Bauer. Yes. Yes. There's probably wrestlers who are like, oh, yeah, I know Barstool.

You got that guy, wrestler, Kyle. Barstool, you're talking about Mook's place, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's probably that. I forgot Mook was here. What the fuck? I'm just kidding. No, I mean, there's a lot of Frank the Tanks.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of Jersey Jerry's. Yeah there's a lot of jersey jerrys yeah a lot i had a jersey jerry yeah the other day yeah i was getting a coffee and the guy taking my order just uh i just stood there i'm waiting for him to make the coffee and he just goes so how's jerry yeah i was like garcia he died you talking about? And it took me a second to register. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of Jerry's. I love Jerry's army.

Dana did have a run. He's on his run. I don't think it's over. He's on a physical run. He was on Bustin' with the boys. Yeah, but he's been on a run. Is that a run? No. So I say that like we were newer,

and I thought Dana was much bigger than I had understood, and I was like, hey, will you come on bust him with the boys? So you want to use him for clout? No, due to my lack of understanding what that moment was, I thought he was like one of the main guys. Is this a compliment? I don't want to do shit out of him right now. I thought this started as a compliment, but you're just dissing him.

No, what a mistake you made. You thought he was a big deal. Massive. So you brought him on your podcast to make yourself a bigger deal. No, because he was driving down to Nashville to do something. To save lives. To save lives after a tornado. Oh, during COVID.

During COVID. With Bud Lights. Yes. Dana was actually, there's an alternate universe where Dana's the second producer of Pardon My Take, because he was our intern. Oh, yeah. Right when we moved to New York, and they wouldn't give us any more help. So he was like, I can't keep doing this just for free.

Was Ken Jack one of your interns, too? Ken Jack was also. Ken Jack did clips for us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Dana could have been that. He's a great guy. Look at that.

Instead, I got stuck with these dudes. So did you feel fooled afterwards? You were just like, wait, Dana's not shit. No, not really. It was like during the interview, and he's talking talking about you know his story and where he lived and everything else and then so in the middle of the interview you're like oh no i started i started he's a bum put other things guys like oh so they you don't get

paid very much and then i realized like you know nobody gets paid that well it's a joke that's a joke we that well. It's a joke. That's a joke. We can. Oh, it's not a joke. He talked about. We're all living. I'm kidding.

But his apartment set up and everything else. And I started to think in my head. I was like, OK, I didn't do a whole enough background. So you're talking to like Dave's number two. Unfortunately, yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, Dana going down in the middle of like the height of COVID. It was like the first week of COVID.

Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I'm coming to Nashville. And Nashville was like on one of the headlines for like, you everybody down on broadway and dana was out there yeah yeah well these got he went down to a group we talk about this all the time they lost their home in a tornado yeah yeah and he's like i gotta get there with beer yeah i'm here man and that that happened like we were all standing out you know in the rubble of their home and this dude was like yeah the tornado came at this point you know knocked half the house out here and we're just standing there holding beers. And they're like,

but we're Dana. We're so fired up that you came down here. He's like, yeah, anything for the boys. Dana's chugging a beer to you shook me all night long as it drips on family photos on the ground. That was after the gazillion beers run too,

right? Yeah. During. Yeah. That was like, yeah. Cause he'd like sold all that merch, right? A million million he sold a ton of merch so much yeah he also just never was sponsored by a beer it was amazing yeah he's so perfect that i was like wait what oh he was he was no he was like

i'm thinking about making the switch it was he he was but oh no light and then i asked well that wasn't those aren't plates are that's uh That's – No, they're 25 pounds. Oh, no, Max, cover your belly. Those are not plates. Cover your belly. Not a chance. That's the same weight he was squatting, isn't it? Yeah.

We're doing a slow build-up. You can't do that right now, Mark. We're trying not to get – What's the guy – what is that, 275? I mean, he's reppingpping he wasn't repping 275 workout today was what slow build-up those are 45s right no i don't they're 25s throwing around 275 would be the workout today was oh that is one big that's a big bumper play that's a big 25 pounder? No, it's 45. Max! How much is on the bar? More than

Big Cat said. No, I'm asking. I'm just asking. 185? 185? Yeah. 185. He's a beast. Damn. Who's that on it?

That's Hank. Hank. I think they took some off. Yeah, no, Hank, I can take some off. Yeah, what if it just dropped on his throat? As Paige and Max are talking, Hank's just wiggling under the bar. That would be an unreal visual. I can see it so perfectly.

That happened to Joe McKnight. Wait, he died, right? Who's the McKnight that died? I don't want to be that guy. Joe McKnight did die. I don't want to be that guy, but it was a different USC running back. It was not Joe McKnight. I thought it was.

Oh, no. It wasn't. I don't remember his name, but it was not Joe McKnight. Joe McKnight did die in a shooting in New Orleans later. I don't think it was Joe McKnight. Are you sure? Look that up. Look that up, TJ.

I think he's. Stephon Johnson. Stephon Johnson. Oh, no. Damn. It happens. Crushed it. Reconstructive surgery. Okay Okay he dropped it right on his

Fuck He was doing it with his hands open Oh And it just rolled off That's right Didn't have like his thumb Lipped around Ugh

When was that 2009 We had to like Redo a lesson on bench press From that From that Yeah When was that 2009

Yeah 09 I'd do it that way too It was a lot to My secret though is I don't do enough weight to where if it hit my neck. It could fall. I'd be fine. I would just cough a couple times. Cough it off.

Swallow. Adam's apple pushes it off. I mean, that was a good call that it was a UFC player. I was 11. All right, you can't do that, though. You can't say a fact that's false and then be like, oh, I was a kid. I'm just here to help.

Redeem yourself. Brandon didn't know who it was, though. You're going pretty hardcore. I know what his potential is. We've got to push this guy. KB's an investor. Like Rob Dyrdek with Johnny Drama. Say something.

How do those names go together? That was just Drama, his cousin. Or not. Yeah, Drama. Chanel West Coast? Is that what you're going for? No, Drama. No, it was his cousin.

Hank is covering up Max's belly now. Pushed him too far. We can still see his belly. How can I redeem myself? You're good, you don't need redeeming Which NFL player has their own mustard company? No, Bichon Mustards, please Wait, who else is invested in you? I don't know

I have I'm day one I guess everyone here, yeah Is Brandon? Yeah Brandon is now yeah okay when are we going uh public with our stock offerings i think we keep that low key okay all right i like that that doesn't seem like something you keep low key wait did dave buy

so dave bought a shitload of spirit airlines and they just crashed today? Yes. The stock. Yeah, but what happened? Like, it lost like 30%. A report came out that they might restructure and merge with another airline. Alright, so Dave Portner, the president of Barstow Sports announced at 11.55 he had bought Spirit Airline. That exact

minute, Spirit Airline announced restructuring per Wall Street Journal's making his investment call 25% immediately. That's when he bought? Yeah. Oh, my God. God. How is that possible?

Wait, what did he say about it? Awful time. I think he thinks that it's time. He's just going to have to grind harder for that, dude. This is unbelievable. So unbelievable so that's steep yeah that's brutal but very funny starting off at a 25 loss yeah instant so bad you gotta buy more this is like the rocky belbo sir he's climbing back It's only down 18 Yeah

He's fighting Yeah we do fly What the fuck We fly in this country Does anyone else want to do the gauntlet? We got anything else? Talk about? Hmm

Pepper Liam with more questions Hmm Doug Sniff What was your question? Who has a mustard company? He got it easily Who's the president or founder Of the virtual reality company Called Status Pro I don't even know what that is

Is it you? You know as good as I think you are. Is it like a friend of yours? Yes. Andrew Hawkins. Oh. Oh, Andrew Hawkins. What former running back's one of his parents was in De La Soul?

Oh, shit. What is De La Soul? Okay. R&B group. All right. Oh, yeah. We can't be asking me like music questions. That is not on the screen. That's Trey Mason. This former NFL running back. They call him group. All right. Oh, yeah, we can't be asking me, like, music questions. That is not on the train.

That's Trey Mason. This former NFL running back was arrested and charged with the murder of his ex-wife and a waiter, but was eventually not convicted of the crime. You have to answer this. You don't have to do what you don't want to do. Do it your way. You're also talking about a future Mostly Sports guest when you say this name. You guys got OJ?

Yeah, we got OJ coming. When? We don't really have him booked per se. Oh. We got offered OJ once for doing a video. Can't remember what it was for. And you didn't take him? It was picking him up from jail.

And we're like, I don't know. You should have done that. No, I don't think so. I'd do that. Wait, what? Picking up OJ from jail? No. Holy shit.

Who offered you that? That's a great idea. You're just trying to relive your childhood. No. Who set that up? OJ did fuck my mom. I can't remember what company wanted to do it. It fell apart.

Like, we were like, ah, like, I don't think so. And then it fell apart anyway. But, yeah, it was a wild idea. Yeah, it's crazy. Interviewing him directly out of jail. Listen, your success speaks for itself, but I think you swung and missed on that one. I don't know. You should have picked OJ up from.

He's kind of a bad guy. A bunch of a bunch of bad guys that's never stopped you before it's a bunch of bad guys out there when the pandemic had just started going and everyone was like going to stores just stocking up on like toilet paper and paper towels and water etc there's a picture of oj at the the costco right near us in vegas just has a massive hall nothing left at the Costco right near us in Vegas. Just has a massive haul. Nothing left at the Costco. Oh, bad guy. That was bad for us. We had to go to a different grocery store.

That's the last straw. That's probably the worst thing he's ever done. Yeah. There he is. Look at that haul. Oh, damn, OJ. He's masked up, though. What was he in jail for the last time?

Stealing memorabilia back. Oh, that's right stealing his own stuff that somebody had either bought or that's the plot of black panther that's what the villains are doing is that i love that movie yeah i could tell that's the party all right that's my number one movie stealing back your own shit but he had sold it I feel like it was armed robbery maybe might have been armed robbery you're right might have been a gun involved

he's too recognizable to do it yeah that's you know OJ who's that big guy stealing all the OJ memorabilia? I mean, once you get away with it. You can just also look at the memorabilia. That would be his first identifier to me. The big guy.

Who's that big guy? I'm being progressive this year. You can understand why he thought he was the best man. Armed robbery and kidnapping. Yeah, that's an addition. I think he held somebody in a hotel room or something. Or wouldn't let them leave. I don't, yeah.

Kidnapping. Is that kidnapping if it's an adult? Yeah. Really? Still called kidnapping, right? You can kidnap an adult. That's the name of the crime. It isn't just kids. If I had Nick at gunpoint

in a hotel room and I wouldn't let him leave. I'd call him a pussy. Someone. Pussy napping. Nick at gunpoint in a hotel room and I wouldn't let him leave. I'd call him a pussy for not getting out. Yeah, someone. Yeah. Pussy napping. Two words, that's adorable. Should we do a poo day tomorrow? I'm out tomorrow.

That was today. Where are you going? Oh, fellas tomorrow? Because you're out. I'm out. You're out. I'm in. Where are you going?

One of my fellas got arrested. Your fellas got arrested? No, what fella got arrested? Fish Bandit. Oh, the Your fellas got arrested. No. What fella got arrested? Fish bandit. I'll be back. ATM guy. Yeah. Good.

Oh, that guy was killing fish. Exactly that. Yep. Good. No, we all fell Friday. Oh,

he he's, uh, I'm going to Madison to see Wisconsin play Indiana in basketball. The people want you to paint up again. You got it. I know Nick's trying to get me to paint my titties again. Do it, dude. They were good. Do it.

I think you do it, but you don't sit in the student section. Yeah. You just get like a ticket that's like row 15. How many chances in life do you get to paint your titties? Just the middle. Every time I go to a game. Yeah. You could do it every day.

Yeah. Should do a body painting day. That'd be cool. Oh, look at those. Those are good. What am I doing? Those are good. Just jiggling.

And if you didn't want to do it the whole time, you know, you just kind of flash the crowd to get them going. Yeah. Like what I got underneath? Yeah. The bowl paint. Get some beads thrown at me. So YouTube allows naked nudity if it's painted, right? Yeah, or if it's breastfeeding or yoga, from what I've heard.

Really? We should start breastfeeding. It's non-sexualized nudity. Yoga's the loophole. On Twitch, there was a long time where you couldn't show male nipples. Oh, really? Yeah. But they reclassified that to non-sexualized male nipples.

Have we talked about Joe Rogan's nipples in the cold plunge? No. No. Can we just have a conversation real quick? Because Will's here. Why is everyone doing cold plunges? Because New Year's just happened. Right.

But it's like if you had to say what 2024 is. What do you mean? Doy. It's Stanley Cups for chicks and cold plunges for guys. Yeah. I would agree with that. Stanley Cups? Yeah, those cups. Those coffee cups. Oh, I thought you were talking

about the hot cups. You can surely understand my confusion. Yes. Wait, wait, wait. Stanley Cups are just for chicks? It's like hot cups. It's a brand of... I have one. You have a Stanley Cup? Yeah. You're a hot girl. That's what I'm asking. Gay man. What color is it? It's black brand of... I have one. You have a Stanley Cup? Yeah. You're a hot girl. That's what I'm asking. Gay man.

What color is it? It's black. Yikes. Wait, so what is the cold plunge supposed to do for you? There's a lot of benefits of cold plunge. We can go through this, and you can bring it up on the internet. I'm sure Kyle's probably filled everybody in before. No, I don't know.

He's done cold plunge. Yeah, I just kind of did it it so you've done the cold there is so many times where i was just going in the cold plunge like that was the worst thing of the week for me and then getting out and i was like that was kyle's the best kind of bro science guy because he doesn't try to convert anybody else right he also doesn't even convert himself he'll try it and be like that was stupid we have to pry the shit you're doing out of you. I am. No, the cold plunger, it feels great getting out.

Probably because you just stimulate it like the worst feeling in the world. What about Rogan's nipples? If we're talking strictly Huberman, if you put like 11 minutes in per week, you start tapping into your brown fat adipose tissue. So you can start, it can boost your metabolism, weight loss on just the physique side. But as far as like mood and everything else,

it's like as close as you get essentially to cocaine. So can you do 11 minutes just once? I think he says to break it up three to four times. But then I don't know where to put in my house you don't have to put in your house we're outside but then i'd have to go outside you'd get all cold yeah it'd get cold i don't want to do that yeah but the minute you get out of the cold tub from being outside like you see obviously you're starting to warm up because you're not in the the frigid cold water anymore. Yeah, I think I'm out.

But that's ultimately the theory behind it. Like mood. Have you noticed a change? I mean, I do several things, so I don't really know if it's like... As far as my mood, yeah, I notice that. The morning, I feel better. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I feel decently better. Almost like a caffeine boost.

Yes. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I have to do it after I work out, or can I just do it? They advise you not to do it after you work out because you don't want to shut down your inflammation. You don't want to shut down your inflammatory response. So I could just do it?

Yeah, you could just do it. You could just do cold tub. So when do you do it as part of your routine? It's like wake up, go, like the second you get up? Can I put one in my shower? No, I eat breakfast first. I get up, don't eat, just in the shower. I'm being underneath the covers and stuff. I can't, yeah, you can do cold shower. How do you do in my shower? No, I eat breakfast first. I get a shower. I'm being underneath the covers and stuff.

I can't. Yeah, you can do cold showers. How do you do? I do the shower. Oh, just cold showers. You can do cold showers. Oh. Is that the same as? Yeah, you get the same benefits.

Probably not as good, but. Probably not as good, but that is part of it. People are like, oh, if you can't, like, you know, get a cold tub or anything like that, you can do cold showers. I don't want to start doing this. It's going to suck. Have you seen Stone Cold try to do it yeah I saw that that was very yeah really

broke you might have to change his name you can't just be called stone cold you can't get in the cold water stone warm yeah yeah that's what I have to call alright so I guess I gotta get a cold tub I think you'd mess with it the shitty part is it really gets easier But do you clean it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did like a flush last week. How often do you clean it? I've done it like once every two weeks.

I think Hank's doing them now. Yeah, and then what do you do? You put ice in it? No. I mean, yeah. So now with the weather the way it is, you can just kind of like let it sit. But his nipples are insane. He's built like a pit bull.

But you could get like, BC, there's no doubt you could probably get that cold tub right there. Those ones, they just stay cold the entire time. You wouldn't have to put ice in them. Really? Because they have like a, they have a Yeah They have like something Connected to it that Keeps it chilled A chiller And just sits in there Japanese and Korean women

Would do this in the ocean In like 35 degree water For 8 to 12 hour shifts Back in the day And they Really? They were the healthiest people In the world

Well you also get like All that The salt Like the magnesium And stuff like that From being in the day and they really had you've experienced the healthiest people in the world well you also get like all that uh the salt like the magnesium and stuff like that from being in the ocean you've explained the benefits of the cold plunge what is it about it that you have to film yourself doing it yeah oh that's just what is that that's just wanting to that's just like wanting to post right like you're just like but how is that something you're like you feel why do so many men feel like that is worthy of posting? I feel, what is it about that? That's like, you know what people would love to fucking see? It makes them, it's a fad, right?

Keeps them in there. Like the fact that it's filming, like they have more motivation and adrenaline to stay in that water. Yeah. It's like an account. Yeah. You don't have to fucking read. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. TJ. Exactly. Yeah. No, the post. No, but. Accountability. Yeah. If you don't have to fucking tweet. Yeah, TJ, exactly. No, the post it. No, but tweet it. The accountability. Yeah, if I don't tweet, then I feel bad about not tweeting.

Yeah, same reason you'd post anything if you want to, whether it's you're getting benefits from it or status signaling. Like, oh, look how beast I am being in the cold tub. Look at me now, you fucking haters. You gotta find a cold tub that can fit. Yeah, but TJ, you're on a journey, and it's like I can follow your journey like just seeing a guy get into a cold body of water they're proud it's it's

a hard yeah like what goes yeah like getting fired up to get in the cold water i'm seeing a physical change in tj too like seeing yeah first to the last like it's so there's like actually first to the last. So there's like actually, me as the consumer of TJ's content, I find value in observing it. That's right. Watching someone post a Cold Plunge video. After like the fourth post, it's like, yeah, we know. What am I getting out of this?

Right, we believe that you did it. It's a curiosity, right? Like if you saw- This one's good. This one was good. God damn it. So how long do you go in for? Three minutes at a time.

That's it? But the last couple days with it being zero, I've only done it for like 90 seconds. So you've got to do it four times a week? Yeah. That's what I do to do the most minimal time as possible to get the 11 minutes. Hey, what's up? God damn it. Hey, what's up, everybody?

It's Steve coming to you from Broken Skull Ranch. This is sad. He's my hero. Hey, what's up, everybody? It's Steve coming to you from Broken Skull Ranch. Can't even get enough. Hey, what's up, everybody? It's Steve coming to you from Broken Skull Ranch. Good on him for posting this.

I'm about to do my first cold plunge and renew therapy. My shop says 43 degrees right now, so I'm sure the water is sub 50. I was going to start off at 50. It's going to be a little bit colder than that. And we're going three minutes here. Once it gets on to 12 and 5, 4, 3, 2, down we go. God damn. Ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Ha. Son of a bitch. Oh. Ha. You have to get all the way to your neck? What's, is that even that cold? If you get up to your neck, there's like vagus nerve that you're trying to tap into.

A vagus nerve that controls your stress response. So it can help you, your level-headedness, I guess. Your response to stress. I don't believe any of this shit. I don't believe any of the science. I unfortunately love junk science, so I'm in. I'm going to get a cold tub. You've got to

change it you got to change your entire mindset about everything regarding your lifestyle to get the benefits you can't just be like i'm a shithead i'm gonna do this and then be a shithead afterwards yeah like if you fully immerse yourself into a protocol of all the junk shit that you're saying like i don't mess with it probably yeah you're like i think it's gay if you did it for like 60 days i bet the before and after you'd be like, okay, I do believe in this. Yeah, the only things I understand about my body right now are piss, shit, and cum.

That's it? That's about it. You don't have shit figured out. No. Nor cum? No, nor cum. I got cum down pretty well, I think. Piss is good.

But yeah, I don't know. I think you're right if I committed to it, but right now it's like one cold plunge isn't going to change i think you're right if i committed to it but like right now it's like one cold plunge isn't going to change my life you know no but that's why it's like you got to stack days and tj i mean hell we're talking about he'll tell you perfect example yeah yeah staff commitment and that might be what you know mark being invested in you like see this change over the course of time when do you do it in the morning yeah i'm not anti-coal plant i'm anti like yeah you could i don't know i just don't need to be on this you're like the anti-posting i

want to see i want to see tits and ass on this year i don't need to see guys getting in cold tubs that's got a point you know what i mean like maybe that's just me you know like maybe different strokes but a guy like me man i'm just trying to see some maybe i'm not gay like i just like tits and ass what i mean so what's the nerve it's called the vegas nerve like las vegas and hey that's how i chalk it up as yeah is that it is it the vegas nerve i don't i don't know but i feel like part of you does know no i don't it's as simple as a yeah this kind of makes me feel better i'm gonna keep doing it yeah but you're tapped into like all the science and you're listening to huberman and okay yeah yeah ben greenfield was like who we'd listen to like playing football and everything

because he did like all he basically like uses his body as a guinea pig and he tests himself with everything so he'd be into all like the biohacking. Why didn't you cold tub during your football career? Because that would be. I did. You did every day? But with football, you would do it like after practice. You like do it after you're like working up a sweat. Not like getting out of bed or like being just a completely normal state

and then going to summer. If I could fit one in my shower, I'd consider doing it. In your shower? Yeah, because I want to shower right after. Immediately. Do do a three-minute shower tomorrow or try as long as you can it's way worse it does the shitty part honestly is like doing it right when you get out of bed because you're coming out of the warm covers you truly do not want to do it I'll go and work out and then I like fully cool down and then before I go in I'll just you go in naked uh no okay because i don't want to see what that would be i uh that's the issue with

the shower i i have a photo i can show you after okay show you wait is it is it is it funny it's good you have a photo of your freshly cold tubbed penis well yeah it was the yak case yeah because uh uh oh yeah caleb caleb presley he does cold plunges too so we were kind of swapping stories cold tubbed penis? Yeah, it was the yak case. Yeah, because Caleb Presley, he does cold plunges too, so we were kind of swapping stories back and forth. You were swapping? I gave him a cold plunge. That's what I'm saying.

I gave him a cold plunge. It's like a content. Just do the cold plunge. Just so I'm mentally prepared. This is texting. We're texting back and forth. He's like, what's your penis look like right now? Am I about to see your bare penis?

No, not bare. Oh, okay. Not bare. Oh, man. Has any woman ever done this? Let me see it. Let me see it. What?

It looks like a pimple. That's a pinky. Yeah. You know those things you would get in birthday party bags? You could flip them inside out and they'd pop up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Is the FBI going to flag him for child porn? pinky. Yeah. You know those things you would get in like birthday party bags? Like you could flip them inside out and they'd pop up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Is the FBI going to flag him for child porn?

Maybe. Maybe. You never know. He's like, what's that meat looking like? And I was like, I'll show you. Yeah, you and I have a lot in common. Oh, man. All right.

I'm going to cold plunge. Dude, do it. Let me know what you think. It's just all if I can fit it in my shower. And just send it to me. Don't put it on the internet. All right. I'm going to cold plunge. Dude, do it. Let me know what you think. It's just all if I can fit it in my shower. And just send it to me. Don't put it on the internet. All right. Don't.

Don't. I'll cold shower tomorrow. Don't let Mark. Don't piss him off. Yeah, because, like, going outside and then coming back inside, that would suck. Yeah. I mean, that, yeah, that part sucked. I take my son to school, so I got a routine where it's like, now I'm going to have to

wake up earlier. But if you just do cold shower, it's a couple minutes. Sounds miserable. All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel? By the way, pro football football show, we got a big guest this week. Am I in dick debt to you? Nick Turani. Do I have to show you my dick?

Turani. Yeah. Is that how that works? Yeah, yeah, well, hang on. Do I have to show you my dick? Yeah. Is that how that works? Yeah, yeah, hang on. Unspoken. Are you wanting to? No. I think you do.

Is that what the fuck? But I feel like that's a thing, right? I guess dick debt is definitely a thing. Just because I showed you that, now you owe me? I don't owe you. I think I have to. You show me yours, I show you mine. Well, that's all right.

It's a dick debt. Dude, what if? This sucks. Cold plunges are just the gateway to guys becoming gay. It's like, we both cold plunge. I mean, we're kind of already doing it. Yeah, it's like, you cold plunge with Andrew Tate. You just want to hang out with your dudes.

Damn, man. I want to see my boy's dick, so I'm going to make a cold plunge. That's it. You really feel like it's made you feel better, not placebo. Yes, yes. But it could be placebo. A thousand percent. No. No. It's not placebo. Yes, yes. But it could be placebo. A thousand percent. No, no.

It's not placebo. Give it a shot. I'm going to give it a shot, but I'm not going to tell anyone I'm giving it a shot. You guys can tell me if you think that I've changed. Okay. Or maybe I didn't do it. What's the time frame here? Next two weeks?

Next two months, I will maybe cold plunge or maybe not. What do you think the residual is like a few hours if you had to guess it's hard to say it might be yeah it's like i don't know it definitely makes me feel better with your experience do you feel like it lasts like a few hours why are you i don't know man i don't know you're just doing it no it makes me feel a lot better and it's become a habit like i wake get out of bed, and go right to the cold shower. And it sucks every time, but it's now – I'm doing it every day. Do you air squat while you're in there?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I want to be tougher. Yeah, you do, big cat. Are you, like, making noises still? Like, does it hurt you still? Or are you just used to it? Yeah, it's – like, especially now like with the weather it's so hard it is like pure torture every morning and i think

completing something like that not only makes you feel better physically but mentally pridefully and then it like translates to the weight room i'll push myself harder in there on the treadmill talk to him damn yeah will when you least expect it you're gonna look at your phone and we'll be even love that i just know when your name pops up on my phone what it's gonna no i'm gonna send it to you yeah big cat will send you a picture of my dick no it could be anybody could be anybody okay anyone in this room. All right, TJ, spin the wheel.

We got you at Knicks coming on Pro Football Football Show today. Talking ball. Divisional round. Yep, we're good. We're good. All right. See everyone tomorrow. I'll be out, but see everyone tomorrow.

We do all fell for it. Maybe we'll do a full Thursday or a full Tuesday. Yeah. Because you're out for a couple days next week. Yeah. Same. And so are you, Mook. So maybe next three weeks in a row, I'm out like Thursday, Friday.

Okay. Maybe I'll be back for the long haul after this. Whoa. I list Corey, Sean, Topanga, Mary-Kate, Ashley, Liam. Yes! Mary-Kate. I was a big part of both Boy and Girl Meets World for the record. They were both Michael Jacobs creations. Okay, but you are...

Wait, you're fifth. That's not bad. Yeah, you're fifth. Well, sixth. Mary-Kate and... Oh, yeah, you're fifth. That's not bad. Yeah, you're fifth. Well, sixth. Mary Kate and Ed. Oh, yeah, you're sixth. You're sixth. All right, not bad.

Yeah, that's great. All right, not bad. Liam, thank you very much. Yeah, you're the man. You're the best. Thank you, Liam. All right, see you everyone tomorrow. Bye.

Bye. Bye. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straws, yeah. The style of day. For a while. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees love. It's the act. It's the act. Great to be back. See everybody tomorrow. Bye.