The Yak - Mackenzie Finds True Love in Her Dating Show Finale | The Yak 3-18-25

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. That was, that was sensual. That was something. That was sensual yeah, I was something The man was grabbing his penis. Are we gonna see sex there gonna be sex today? Rowback calm R. E. C. K. calm promo code Yak 20% off your first purchase cues is polos hoodie joggers shorts row back calm promo code yak It is the dating show finale We have all four contestants here Kate I want you to have the confidence to go forth I have enjoyed this very much do

not listen to the haters okay there are a lot of haters yeah we've are a lot more the ball but we've had hilarious shows and banter about these contestants we've had memorable moments like like the guy who got arrested for peeping Tom videos. Yeah, that was super fun. Only refer to them as boys. Boys, the boys. We got Limbo Boy here.

This has been fun. And so don't let any of the haters say otherwise. We're going to have live limbo today, perhaps. We have the limbo pole right there. Oh my god. It's KB's kayak paddle. We have a guy who can do the pin drop. Are all the boys gonna do that?

Well, didn't the limbo guy bring his own limbo? The limbo boy? Perhaps he did. Also, we should just say that half of this show has been up since, actually more than half of the show has been up since like 4.30 in the morning. In retrospect, one of the dumbest things. One of the dumber ideas this company's ever had, and this is a company that has a lot of dumb ideas. Yeah, I think if the C. In retrospect, one of the dumbest things. One of the dumber ideas this company's ever had.

And this is a company that has a lot of dumb ideas. Yeah. I think if the Cubs had won, maybe it would have been a good idea. But they didn't win, and they didn't play well. They didn't get a hit the last. I think the second you left, they stopped hitting. Yeah.

And, uh. Well, breakfast was at least great, right? Breakfast was good. White Sox, Dave. So you got up when? 430. So first pitch was 510. So Titus, myselfus myself Danny and Nick we all watched the Cubs

Play the Dodgers in Japan this morning. Yeah, and it was a very boring game You can't wake up early to watch baseball. Well, it's opening day Yeah, but it also not really Hit it farther No No Pitch it crazier No No

It was just a baseball game I'm just tired now Yeah Yeah, that's what it'll do to you 430 alarm is That was stupid A 5am livestream It's prime time

It's so dark at 430 It was so dark It is super dark I don't know how you do it Brandon As you pointed out when the Cubs win the World Series Yeah, they will yeah We will all look back at the very first game when we woke up at 430 to see them on their way. Yeah And a bacon and rice and honestly anything short of winning the World Series

That will remain a stupid idea for us to have done that. Yeah, we did that moment I said the only way to salvage it I just came in it like I think I was first here at 450 Titus was here at like 455 And I was like we're just doing this because if the Cubs Get to the playoffs we can be like remember when we sat and live stream the first game right at 5 in the morning Yeah, and They very well could not make the playoffs. They also found out today. The Dodgers are still pretty good far in a way It's they're they're not gonna lose a game. Yeah, they might not lose a game

How was their win total on the year the over-under? Yeah, stupid How was what how did the Japanese fan base show out? Respectful. Yeah, very respectful. They were very respectful the chill. Yeah, yeah cool Yeah, it's cool to see how respectful there. Yeah, look at that Pikachu. That's Pokemon. That's Yu-Gi-Oh, you know Nobody's gonna. Why is the Dragon Ball Z guy wearing a 0 to 5? I don't know now What's 0 to 5 man? Is he the like the best the king Pokemon? Dad I think I know

25th Pokemon I'd imagine it's the year oh Yeah, good guess 2025. I don't even know what number Pikachu is man Nick. How you feeling after? the governor yesterday I Said it on the live stream today My dad was watching the yak yesterday, and he texted me when the governor came on he texted me Governor exclamation point and then I spoke and then my dad texted me what the fuck I've never seen you that rattle ever ever ever really ever on camera off camera I just I just said his constituents all did fentanyl

But you can say that. Yeah, Westford. You're one of them. Yeah, you're right. Right. But yeah. And you could say because it's fact. Yeah. That too. But I don't want to say to the governor, he knows. Yeah. Yeah, Stephen A.

Smith went after him today. For doing all of that. Yeah, I didn't see TJ send it to the group. I didn't see it. Yeah, just very funny because it's like he's like this governor shouldn't be doing's like he's like this governor Shouldn't be doing this and he's got to be worried about you know politics and the state I really want someone to tell Stephen a Smith that he came on the show that We talk about the same Justin Long clip every other day and antique each other right Came on on our two hundred and first wife pussy

Right. That we had the governor of Weston. He came on. On our 201st wife pussy episode. Put perfectly. Someone needs to let Stephen A. Smith know that. He came on the wife pussy show. I guess we'll have to have Stephen A on now. So he's calling out the political theater at play here.

Yeah. And I'm sure there's no reason for him to, there's motivation for him. No no now the political. Yeah, I Actually think Stephen A Smith might be our president. I think I think that's exactly what's going on I kind of rock in his toes and yeah politics. It would kind of rock Yeah, I guess I could see it yeah ban weed So he's anti weed yeah the old stay off the weed clip. I'm releasing those JFK files right now. Yeah You have a Stephen a in your bag. No, he would be awesome in the debates. Oh, yeah. Yeah Do you guys like like Stephen a Smith or you're like, yes more like begrudgingly? I like even a Smith

He's so good at his job. I like You like him as in the context of his job or as a person? I've only met him once as a person. I like him in the context of his job. I think he's yeah I think he says dumb shit obviously but Being around him the one time. I was I realized that he is so so much more talented than anyone gives him credit for Sure, he's good at his job. He says... He's able to speak extemporaneously.

He says a lot of dumb shit. I respect that so much. So what? We all say dumb shit. Yeah, we all say dumb shit. None of us are the Democratic leader in the primary in 2028. Well, I mean, if it's a political thing, all politicians are dumb. I don't think humans are capable of not saying dumb shit if they speak every day

That's fine. That's fine, but he says a lot of it's a Brandon's point We also acknowledge we say the dumb right now. I'm the C ever He thinks he is ever step back and be like I said some dumb shit. I don't think so. There's he just always Yeah, but that's where I kind of like it. Yeah, he's never lost Who would be the betting favorite in a debate him or Trump? I? Doubt be be electric I think they'd kill each other I mean my mind I take the current president speaking of dumb shit Stephen chafe do you want to say the dumb shit you said today oh no

Steve I said dumb stuff today no way Steve Steve yeah not you I so you know so blue coffee by the way. I'll just rip the ad right now, so we're doing the golden bracket So if you buy anything on cell blue coffee between today and tomorrow You'll get a link to a bracket fill it out If you win the bracket you're gonna fill out a bracket anyway if you win that bracket you're coming to the final four with Us next year. Oh, year. So all paid expenses will be awesome. What a prize. We'll do Barstool Live, you'll get to hang with us. So go right now, buy some coffee, drink some coffee, save some dogs. And like I said, you're gonna do a bracket anyway.

But we were planning our next Golden Mug and we were thinking like, what if we give away Masters tickets? And Steven was just like, aren we were planning our next golden mug and we were thinking like what if we give away? Masters tickets and Steven was just like aren't they just like general admission tickets Well, I made him mute on the I was like stop talking on this call What's the isn't it when they get in a lot of people rush to a certain hole yes? But Masters tickets are like the hardest tickets in the world to get I I realize also are you thinking of the waste management? Yeah, yeah in the world to get. I realize. Also, are you thinking of the waste management? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't think you're allowed to run in it, so Gus.

Yeah. Yeah, you can. You can run? Yeah, there's a thing where you take your chair, you run and set your chair up. But are you allowed to run? I think you can, yeah. You've been?

Not yet, but I'm going. Hey, you're going. Try to run. I bet you'll get kicked out. Well, I mean, that opens up another can of worms, me running. Maybe just try to run. Right. Just try to worms me running. Maybe just try to run right? Yeah, try to run. I'm pretty sure I've seen people running to

There's a there's a chair set up at Augusta Are you thinking a happy Gilmore with a chase shooter? Yeah, yeah, I think that's what you think is everything are you allowed to putt with the head of a hockey stick mm-hmm Yeah, you are the Masters. Yes, sir. Do they still take your phones at those tournaments? Yes at Augusta yes. Do they take it or are you just not allowed to bring it? I went to one at Torrey Pines and we all to put our phones in boxes. I'm pretty sure they I've been to a US open where they took the phones I'm pretty sure to Augusta they take your phone. I didn't know they did a US open. Yeah. I know they do it at Augusta they got you

know. Yeah they did it at a US open. There were a lot do it at Augusta they got What if I wanted to like use my phone no can't you're at the wrong place for the whole tournament Like we couldn't enter until we turned our phones over yeah They say it's kind of awesome because yes like for the first hour you panic, and then you're like oh, this is kind of sick I'm just enjoying life like it used to be yeah Panic and then you're like, oh, this is kind of sick. I'm just enjoying life like it used to But then I don't know about that and you get like separated from your friend who you went there with you're just like meet me At the third tree. Oh, yeah Lockers and stuff that's how they used to do Converse people in the 80s just

Once they separated that was it last time you saw your friend But they didn't even try to look we are now in a position where we have to try to look for them, right? Yeah, and that's a bad feeling Brandon I want to see you in the in the gallery. I'm gonna be there got pastels to wear You got to dress up nice. You got to dress up nice. Well, you can't wear your wrestling socks to Augusta. I can wear whatever I want. I wear a polo shirt tucked into shorts, probably.

Not tucked in. Wear the pants. You have to tuck into the Augusta? I think you got to tuck in. You got to wear a golf glove. I feel like you got to have your hands in your pockets or behind your back. I can't.

Unless you're doing a respectful clap. A tweed hat. Yeah. Am I wearing golf pants or shorts? I can't wear pants all day. You got to wear pants. You got to wear a golf glove. I can't wear pants all day. You should wear a respectful clap. I'm wearing a hat. Yeah, I'm wearing golf pants or shorts I can't wear pants. Are you gonna wear pants? You gotta wear a golf club? You should wear a full kit. Yeah carry a golf bag around. I don't think they'd let you in if you look like that Dressed like 98 Tiger Woods What's it even gonna look like that old yeah do black

Said it was black tie Is this gonna make you like king-dingling at your country club, oh any of you boys go to Augusta You know what you have to do what you got to bring us back March. Yeah. Yeah, I'll bring you back mark Have you been back to your country club? Oh, a couple times, yeah. And I think it's just about, in fact, I'm gonna go buy some golf clubs today. So I wanna make sure I don't embarrass myself

with the golf club game, so I'm going to buy some clubs and I'm gonna start playing next week, I think. Why don't you have us hook you up? We have golf sponsorships. I have asked before and been told no, so. Who have you asked? The salespeople. You get told no

all the time they asked Taylor right Taylor made said no not not this one so ask no I don't want you to I want to I'm gonna get you some golf clubs that's not what I want I'm gonna go take care of it get him some Fisher price golf that's like I've had multiple clips go up to like three million with me swinging a golf club. Twitter views don't count. Well, I'm still counting it. Okay.

Oh, um, since we're talking about social media, can we address the worst blind ranking video like the most mismanaged blind ranking video? That's on these guys. Wait. Of all time? That's on these guys. Danny Conrad, in case you're mismanaged, you did a horrendous job horrendous daddy you broke the golden rule. It wasn't posted the appeal of that is to delete them right after So people don't know this but KB is addicted to doing blind rankings on tik-tok that he never posts

I'll put on tinted moisturizer just to do them But I do them from the perspective of other people not just me well you guys sucked at that What do you mean from the perspective of other? How do you do what others I've already done them through Kyle's perspective? Oh, I take the perspective of other people got more confident people more brain I give you a person and you would do a blind ranking for them. Yes Why do that you'd have to give me the ranking and the person a lot of that you'd have to give me the ranking and the person you're saying you're saying ours was show the end of it

TJ it was it was mismanaged I think it was mismanaged muted? play it in mute you just have to see the rankings it was biggest fears and they put deep water at seven to start now like the scariest thing ever! Kyle kept on saying but you're in a boat that's not what the water is. you can't just assume boat yeah so if it was the ocean yeah as a whole that would be high well I'd like to see six through one deep water is not being able to breathe underwater it's not necessarily how low you end up going because you probably won't reach the furthest trenches of the ocean ever some people

would argue the element of the unknown is what scares them. Oh, it doesn't do it for me. I'm thinking eight. What? Put it low, yeah, put it eight. Eight is great. Biggest fears. We're all afraid of different things.

The dark? The dark, that's weak. Ten. But when it's at the wrong time. Deep waters. You're on a back road with no lighting deep waters one you got it that was number eight no one should it might be we'll wait till you see the rest anything in deep waters I think those are

the two scariest things deep water and the dark is not scary if pitch black scary about it put the darkness on on You guys see those videos on yes They're not even getting they're getting worse though Was this ranking last like two weeks yeah go to the end Go to the I'm not saying that if I watched oh my god. That's very rejection these guys were very upset about rejection easily top three No, rejections up there Alright turn it off go to the end Three years reject so it was one was

ghost If you were arguing if you see a ghost here's the deal that's come fuck you up if I saw a ghost. Here's the deal. That's comfortable. If I saw a ghost, I'm the most scared. I have been in deep water. Yeah. I've been on a boat in the deepest of treads. I've been in a boat and there's thousands of miles below me. But deep water's not on the boat. I'm not afraid of how deep it gets and if I'm drowning, I don't care about how low it can get. I'm afraid of not breathing. He put mice at five. I'm afraid of sharks. Sharks are at the top of the water. Mice at five is nuts.

I'm not afraid of what I'm saying. It was leviatins at the bottom. Cause I'll never reach that bottom. But they come up. The depth isn't what's scary. It's the ocean itself. No, the depth is where the features come up. You could drown in the first five feet. What if you're in deep water next to a tropical feet? What if you're in water drowning is a fear of the unknown? Yes, there's

Then if it said the the unknown, but that's what that's water deep water I don't care how deep it is never mind that like you put mice at five you have swam in Lake Superior But shallow water is not easy greater Lake, but hold on shallow waters not scary I was at the my most comfortable so you're saying shallow water and deep scary. I bathed in the greater lake. But hold on, shallow water is not scary. I was at my most comfortable. So you're saying shallow water and deep water are the same scariness? I'm not saying shallow. If it's deep enough for you to drown,

then the fear there is drowning. It's not about drowning, it's about the creatures. The fear is the sharks at the top. They come up. If you're in shallow water, you can see them. I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to be at the bottom. But they come up.

Have you ever descended to a a trench they come up though You ever descend it to the floor can't see that I've never been so I don't know how scary it But what about the the the sharks coming up to the top? Yeah, they're at the top Top of the ocean, but the deep water means more sharks Okay, I'm not afraid of the deepness Too literal on this Sir oh yeah, I should take it figuratively no If I dropped you in the middle of the ocean, I thought we were hanging out

What if you're in the deep waters of the Caribbean you're not afraid of that Yes, oh you cannot yeah or even imagine bottom I agree with ghost at one if you saw one it would fuck your whole world this hypothetical ghost exists one is in front of you that has not be able to see the bottom is very scary it's not it's not the unknown yes you're putting blood at two Brandon no I'm not putting blood storms, but if for but if I get deep water early, and I have to line rank it I'm probably putting around seven or eight You know what you would mismanage it just like they did blood what would I have blood at oh?

To is the last one yeah, that's a solid to blood have you ever seen it gushing out of the neck, but it didn't say that Have you ever seen it gushing out of the neck? But it didn't say that. Have you? You didn't say that. I never seen a ghost in. If I saw enough blood. Yes, thank you. Nobody's saying it's not scary.

The ocean is scary, yes. But that's the question, deep water. I'm saying, you know in the Caribbean where it's shallow and then there's like a hole and it's deep as fuck? I'm not swimming over the whole. Fuck no. There's no way. You just went, deep water's not scary because you're in a boat and blood is scary

Because it's gushing out of a neck. Yeah, what are you saying mark? Yeah, I'm wrong I Don't I don't have a problem with you not being scared of the deep waters much It was more when you put it at eight you fucked yourself. Yeah watching the rest of the video was mice or not What mice at four I don't not scary if I had are you an elephant if there were just? Ten mice in my apartment. I would leave Rats are scary mice are I don't like it'll do shit But they pee on the top of your soda cans then you get diseases what rats take my experience

If it's your mouth Explain STDs? People are getting sick because mice would go over top of the food things that those are overseas my That's Afghani mice, but I guess pregnant mice is that a manly rat pea soda. That's rats rats are fucked up Anyways, they're pissing all over the place and the worst thing that happened to mice is they got lumped in with rats And they're totally different mm-hmm Kyla had a point though. You see a mouse in the house You're shrieking you're jumping every single time evoke a shriek. I'd fucking put it in my pocket Go go to a rather have a million mice in my house than be in the middle of the ocean. That's crazy No, that's just a fact why would you say that so definitively? Because you have no idea if a mouse can get rabies.

Mice do fun things. They have little boats, and they go into central park. You're thinking of trained mice. I think they're very small. I think it's only like mid-sized. Stuart Little. They run through mazes. Stuart.

Eat cheese. Yeah, right. Squeak. They do little fun little shit. Well, any mammal can theoretically get rabies. Mice are very rarely to be seen. OK. No. No, she said can theoretically get rabies. Mice are very rarely to be seen. No. No, she said can they? There have been no known cases of mice transferring rabies

to humans. Pull up a field mouse, TJ. Show a picture. Well, not a field mouse. Show a picture of a mouse. Show a picture of a mouse. Look at that cute little guy. I don't want wild rodents. I mean, the most famous cartoon in the world is a mouse. Thank you. Wow.

Not a rat. Yeah, oh we love that today White Sox Dave when he goes to the bathroom says he's got to drop a rat What is very gross just a brown lump I was something I didn't need to know that he's a rat That's cute. I don't want that in my house My dad used to say he was going to a taffy pull He's jerking off No, yeah, that is what your dad was you know he was jerking off When he said I'm going to pull some taffy no he was jerking off

That's what he meant. He was he was jerking off his dad He was going to the bathroom to tug his penis. He was going to town on that dad dick Going to shit in the treasure chest. He was abusing that dad. Yes. I Gotta go pull my taffy Kid me that ain't turd Poop at all that be turd You also had storms at four. How's your dad pulling his dick dry until he busted in Charmin I mean we all done here. I got a drop of rat. Yeah, have you ever stood in the middle of a hurricane?

You're just yeah, I'm gerrymandering Every other But the deep water is just yeah water yeah, and that's have you ever been in the dark with a serial killer? Not fun. I mean, it's hard to take like each one in the general sense Yeah, I think dark. I think darkness is freaky Like you said like when you're out in the middle of the ocean and it's pitch black and you can't see anything That's what's scary. Yeah, so the ocean though, but if you're on a boat, it's not that scary Yeah, we'll do more of them

Can we do them? Yeah, we're gonna do them. Yeah, we would never be able to agree. I Think we should we should do them and just make fun of each other for our rankings. I think we should start doing them It's a good like bonding experience Together Taffy gets his That'll be fun. And gets his penis pulled with moderate to severe. Pulling on a limp dick trying to get a heart.

Oh my god, so he was, your dad was yanking on his limp dick. Oh man. Wait, who's? Anybody call none of this? None for shit. It's their shit anyway. A hand job at the state fair is a taffy pole. It's all a quick tug of the sax gate.

Do you think he, like. In what world would taffy pole it's all a quick tug of the sacks do you think he like in what world would taffy pole be poop do you think it was coming soft and how would you dad tell you what would he say how would he do it he was coming soft it would be after actually you come out about him say that was a real taffy pole sorry dad if you're watching I doubt, but if you were oh But that's what he would say. I think it means like it was a tough poop. It was a real tough people. No No, that means Anybody he ejaculated yeah from a promise from the last probably a lot

Own hand into your family toilet mm-hmm Wow Into your family toilet All right, should we get to let me do that and let's get to the the dating portion of the show Experian experience March madness in March is good madness and credit is bad Take control your credit finances make sure you pick the experience Experian could be your financial Cinderella with tons of free tools at your fingertips to help you take control of your financial life. The amount of free tools you get with Experian could fill a bracket with things like your free FICO score.

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I have Utah State. Me and Titus have North Carolina slash San Diego State winner of the game tonight. Whoever wins you got a problem with my boys. Isn't that Rico's team? Oh no. Yeah. Pft. Max Max and Hank. Yeah, they got Baylor. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we fun though the bracket it aired today. Yep. But there was something big that happened inside of that show my favorite bar the podcast That's responsible for my favorite bar stool clip was canceled. What clip is that? Oh, we canceled a show. Yeah

Dave canceled a show live on bracket buzzers. Oh, yeah canceled the act So what are we doing? We've officially canceled Barstool backstage for another violation of copyright. We're taking them off the network. Oh No White Sox Dave would show that brought us your Dylan to your Say live on bracket busters. He's so dumb. It's like really hard to wrap my brain around got that got the text

Hey for the 39th time they posted copyright So I may actually don't need a to pay the legal fees Just you're out Someone said Dante's gonna now that this has been canceled is gonna become a Scientologist. He was one thing away Yeah, the last thing keeping him from being a Scientologist I feel for the boys, but you're Dylan too is my favorite I hope they keep doing it. Yeah, yeah, I Think that's the plan. Yeah music is a big

economic sector Think so spoken from a music fan. I don't know. I think music is massive. Do you think it's growing? I think it is growing. Do you think we'll ever run out of songs? Yes.

Have to, right? I think I think we're gaining song. Yeah, I think we're gaining song yeah We're trying music than ever do you think there'll ever be a new genre oh? There's always new John cuz like America created a bunch of them Yeah, he's been compromised on resin music has gotten the car yeah, he's the pocket of music Trying to get us onto this Yeah, yeah, what a big sponsor that would be if we got sponsored by music

Yeah presented by music holy shit Check out songs I implore you guys Man alright Kate you ready I am ready do have flour? Do we run out of flour? We certainly do. I have both of them right here. Gluten free. Thanks, Kate. In case anything needs to... So here's the rundown of what's going to happen today. We have four gentlemen here. We have DJ Decadence Parker limbo Brad the Doberman and and Buffalo Zack Who arrived first very timely very nice points there? They were gonna start it off with the longest drive gets the longest date with Mackenzie

oh, there is a two minute four minute six minute eight minute date up for grabs and However far you hit determines how long of the initial meeting date you get that's good idea during the date They will be doing a wine tasting with a special sommelier that we have all right No, it's not it is not Blutman this person actually doesn't drink so I don't know how they will handle the wine But yeah, I figured we'll start it off with that and then we will be going to our expert Mackenzie and Jersey Jerry will be getting blindfolded and Ranking these guys based on scent. Oh Are we eliminating at any point or is it the end in the end? She's gonna line them up

One by one flower now then after these Scent test they will be running the gauntlet Okay, and if any of you want to also just have a catch with them to see if they give us the ick by their throwing Feel free to run out there Perfect yeah when they finish they'll come in here for sporkle. We can chat them up for a minute. We have a limbo stick We can you know do whatever and then finally they will do speed dates with they will sit down and do a speed date with macro dosing They will sit down and do a speed date with Nikki smokes and Annika and then they will just sit next to Blutman Okay, nice and just soak in see if they can handle silence

I love it see how they know that and then Mackenzie align them up and see how it goes How long are the speed dates we have time on that? It's was gonna be one minute if they're really hitting a groove or something. I think two minutes is a perfect time for speed dating. Okay, two minutes each per group. But they're all ready, everything's all set. And I think we're gonna start with the shortest date first, so two minute date, four, six, eight,

for these guys to initially meet Mackenzie. If anyone has any other ideas along the way that you wanna see. No, this is very well thought out. I love it. So are they going to the golf simulator? wanna see. No, this is very well thought out. That's why he got it. I love it. So were they going to the golf simulator? They're already there. It's already set up.

And for people who are just tuning in, Mackenzie loves golf, that's part of it. Yes. She wanted someone who could hold their own on the golf course. That's right. Yep, wanted somebody who could hold their own on the golf course.

And these fellas are, should I run over there and be like, all right? Yeah, you should run over there. And do we get Mackenzie in here? She's already, oh, if she wants to watch right? Yeah, you should run over here. She's already Oh if she wants to watch yeah, yeah get her over here So there's the boys Nice yeah, yeah, those are good-looking guys. I can already tell which one DJ decadence is yeah He's the boy that looked exactly like the DJ decadence photo. We saw that pretty motherfucker

These are good-looking guys. We're yeah, Kenzie. Which one's a Doberman I? Think don't the lawyers obviously dressed up Man is no yeah, he's got a suit on Zach Doberman's next to DJ Deacon Flannel is limbo Yeah, flannel is limbo and maybe not a suit All right, are you nervous have you spoken to any of the men decadence Can we move the the the fireball? Kate move the fireball thing

Okay, never mind we're good before we get into this like what's like a good drive Anything over 250 would be great 250 is great. Okay. What's like a horrible dry? How many and I'm on just 200 or anything doesn't go straight how many swings we give me one? Yeah, I think it's just one so here. We go. This is this limbo. I don't know if we know 54 yard, oh that was really bad. Oh God Wow so that Thanks for coming pal This is DJ decadence all right. come on or maybe decadence decadence decadence Come on all right. Oh my god. I'm Gansy. What do you think of his tushy any any of it per se? Mm-hmm the last guy might just need to get it airborne. Oh

Sounded pretty good Straight but long longer deck to 21 one rough seas a deep water see even though you keep where you don't want to be that's what way that was scary yeah oh my god who's this this look like the Doberman but imagine if that was blood yeah yeah but you could see it because it's bright. Oh What's a doberman eat oh, but he actually second Yeah Should the other guy should decadence have to put one on the mat

So we have to have to be a straight element. Well. It's Well it shouldn't be in the water right? He maybe gets one last chance. Well he was told it was a long drive contest, not a straight drive contest. True, true, true, true. Lefty. Does this change your opinion? He's hitting it from the wrong side? Listen, if he can hit this well lefties are cooler. Oh is there lefty clubs in there?

Yeah. Oh it wasn't registered. It wasn't registered. Good for him. I don't think that was a good swing practice Oh, I think he needs to press the button over there Get him Brandon get him oh Hurry Brandon good running Brandon So who's in first? Decadence decadence who was the first guy that went was that Parker or Buffalo Zach?

Parker Parker's flannel This is Buffalo Zach right now Wait oh, this is Mackenzie second choice from that group. Stop saying that. This is the guy she had zero interest in. You can hear Kate panicked in the background. Oh my god. This is wild

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What was? We missed whatever just happened. That swing he just did. Oh no, we were doing an ad. this ad should be interesting we're all in on the dub what was we missed whatever just that swing he just did oh no we were doing an ad y'all didn't see it not a second I finally got it up and the last guy swung and he just completely missed oh okay the guy's gonna get the guy's gonna get a one minute date we didn't see it oh okay well that was just completely whiffed huh yeah so Buffalo's that last. Yeah, well now Let's listen. I'm Chad. Yeah, there's chatting about their golf swings. I still Here's a good voice

Okay, Mackenzie over missing them Mackenzie's in there with them. What? She's in there with them right now. Oh, oh. In the date room. Oh, shit. Wait, so what happened? Did he drive? Wait, we gotta, the cave. Zach.

So, are they lost? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We need audio. The audio's off. A bottle of Sera, a bottle of Cab, and even some champagne. We've got two minutes to taste whatever we can, so I think we're gonna start out with a little chardonnay. Does that sound okay?

He started with twist. Who is this again? This is Buffalo Zach. Oh, poor Mackenzie does not want to be there. Why? She didn't pick him. Oh, well. He's a cute boy though.

Oh yeah, I like him. He was the first one here, He's all the way from Buffalo He's the one who hits golf ball in his boots that I thought was really neat. Oh, they're gonna try some Go ahead stay as long as you can man. We got him last night. Yeah, the travel was great. What's he doing? I think he's trying to open the other one. I'm from Albany. Nice.

Yeah. I'm kind of too out there. Ow. I'm sorry. I'm right by the working basement for a little bit. Kate, that wasn't you that dropped it. I know, but I just wanted to go well. Yeah, yeah.

Close by. Yeah. Cool. Nice. Upstate New York. It's a good day, right? Yeah. OK.

Over under 4 and 1 half minutes for the bottle opening. Good little banter. Oh, he's doing it. Yeah. I lived in new york city for like four years in the Like looking at our street. Wait, this guy hits the golf ball in the boots and then he missed the golf ball Yeah, it's stressful. He was the one who was first here today. Oh, no Still like city, you know, yeah, oh no, it looks like a great city. Yeah, like summer to great. Yeah Uh-oh yeah, it city to live in. Yeah. You know, like summer's a great... Yeah. Uh oh.

Yeah, it's a nice city. Yeah. It's not the same, but it's kind of the same. Yeah, no, I definitely like Chicago better as... Oh no. What's the... It's been good so far in the summer, if she needs. Oh no.

It's the stuff I go for the winter. What's your favorite thing to do in the summer? Should we give them a little more time or no? Yeah. That's what it is. Oh, I think we gotta keep it... They're gonna have multiple chances. Oh my god, did he put the thing right through the thread?

Yeah, he had to take the... Yeah. This isn't going well for me. Should we give them a little more time or no? We got to keep it. They're gonna have multiple. Oh my god. Did he put the thing right through the Yeah, that's fine Okay Oh Uh oh Okay, so they didn't even get the ice Four Woah! Sorry guys

Two, one That's it Date over! Oh! Time! It's over That's it! Please date over

Oh Good two minute date I like him. He's doing fine. Little banter about the cities. This could take another half hour for mince. This is... They got to know each other.

That was just standard. That's the most you could do with that time. Yeah. Oh no, he's leaving it. Why is Nicky Smokes in there at all? Yeah. Mm. He's leaving his post. Parker Limbo. Paging Parker Limbo.

Oh, this is Parker Limbo. Ug. Should we tell him to try to make a splash? He should know. He should go. Oh, we're talking about Limbo here. Oh, I like Parker Limbo. He's thick boy.

How's it going? I'm Mincey. I'm your sommelier. We've got. Kevin Owens. We've got a limbo here. Oh, I like Parker limbo. He's a thick boy. I'm Vince, I'm your sommelier. We've got a bottle of cab. The wrestler. Nice notes from California, I believe. Vintage 2008 bottle. Nice viscosity. We should have some...

He still doesn't have it open. He's trying to be professional. He's got it open. He's trying to be professional otherwise he's got an open arrow in the bottle still. He's got it twisted. Someone had to help him start it and then he's been going for a while. Oh, got it. Okay. Parker Limbaugh, a big boy. He's a big boy. I feel like we don't know anything about you.

I know. All of our stuff. True, true. Your apartment's really nice. You got it Vince, you got it. Oh yeah, he's got the exposed brick. Oh, that's right. Exposed brick, hard brick. The show's on camera. It probably looks a little bit better.

On camera, that doesn't person. Might be a little dirtier. I might just throw it all the way close. Oh, got it! Oh, he opened it. Wow. Good job. Good job, Vince.

Good job. I mean, lifelong something. Doug? Doug on the date. There's Doug. Hey, did you guys see who's here today? What who Pete oh doing here streams this weekend one tomorrow

Can we get him some beverages for tomorrow, oh jeez sorry everybody Should we get him some beverages for tomorrow? Oh, jeez. Sorry, everybody. I didn't think this through. I'm not claiming that. Are those Cheetos in a Rice Krispie Treat Tower? Romantic. I also put fidget toys in front of them, legos and mini-magnetiles.

Remember how...what did Malicek eat the whole time? Popcorn. More than you could ever imagine. Oh, yeah. What'd he say? Take your board popcorn in. Wait a different one. I know he's putting them what the court back in the suburbs It's like an hour away. I mean Why is he putting the court back?

For the most part he's trying to use the the tool to put it back in I think he's trying to put it all the way down Why is he doing that? I don't Put it back in yeah, yeah, I didn't realize he was gonna stand in front of them Imagine the way the waiter at your table so it doesn't go bad. Yeah. There's a store in Albany. Like, my next- Okay. Yeah. When you move to Chicago? Uh, like a year and a half ago. You love it? Yeah. Good sell. I like it.

I was in the United States when I moved to New York. But I like Chicago as a city. It's better. See how it turned, yeah. It's pretty really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made it through winter. It's not that bad.

I mean, yeah. When you talk a big game, it's really cool. I know. It wasn't bad this year. Last year it wasn't that bad. They're talking weather, that's sad. I guess that's... These guys got to flex their personality. I know.

I feel bad for Zac, he didn't get enough time. Well, he should have hit the golf ball farther. That's true. Ha ha ha ha! I get this call. Um... Here we go. I was in this room. Do you know how to put this back in?

Put the gold back in. Put the gold back in. Now we have a dating chip. Yeah, now that's a dating chip. I'm most excited for today. I will say, I've never had Somali, right? No, me neither. This is like a fancy thing. It's good because it's like going on a date and being able to listen to the people next to you.

It is, yeah. It's great. That's what you're doing with Mincy. Which is the most corporate jargon and everyone asks me what I do and... You can't see, there's also like ten people sitting right next to them right now. I need him to spill this wine all over himself. Or just get it in. I mean, this is absurd you got to eat a little bit from the top so you have to shave the cord down the top that's what the knife is for on the top of the bottle open it is it really no I don't

know I think they might be having a team meeting. Wait, that's so funny. Four, three, two, one. Date over. Date's over. I hope Mincy gets it now and then it just has to immediately reopen it the next date. Shave the cork down. I bite it.

Anyone got a razor? Shave it down and then muscle it in. What do you mean shave? Wait is the board? Just like... It's Brad the Doberman and... Oh my god that's the balloon. Hi! Nice to meet you.

What? Boys, it's the Doberman. Ah, this is the Doberman? Motherfucking Doberman. Is he the lawyer? Let the dog hunt. Here he goes. He's well dressed. The Doberman.

Add N and the N is for red wine. What do you got for us today? We're going to give you a little white wine and then we're going to open some more bottles. Welcome to the act. So what else have you tried so far? The wine? Yeah. So full disclosure, this is the guy that her sister was like,

this guy's perfect for her. Oh, let's see. So this is the one that her family, I think, is rooting for. Sparks gone. Should be light, refreshing. Not too much viscosity. Not too much viscosity at all. You don't want too much viscosity. Not too much viscosity at all. You don't want too much viscosity.

No, no, no. You know what that means? No. I gave him a list of talking points about life. No problem. How's it going? It's going good. It's got notes of fragrance.

Oh, look at the cork in that. So, yeah, so where are you from? I'd the dates so far? Yeah, no, it's been fun. That was good. So, yeah, so where are you from? I, you know, I do a little bit of outing, but not too much. Just standing in the way. Yeah. I'm from, like, upstate New York, like Albany area. Okay.

The Yicker up there, and then the New York. What's the other four years? He's maintaining eye contact. Oh, like a year and a half ago. He is, and look at his body language. Move on here. Ankylite. For this show.

Are you enjoying Chicago? I like it. I like it body language. For this show. Are you enjoying Chicago? I like it, I like it a lot, it's fun. I like this city. Each of the four wines I got has a different opening. Oh my god, you evil woman. There's a twist off, a cork, whatever this thing is, and then the champagne.

I wasn't quite sure with this one I think a twist off of the cork maybe I wasn't a hundred percent. He's got it? Summer person, winter person? Probably summer. He's also just leaving all the previous lines. Yep. It's not really the easiest thing. No, exactly. Winter's fine. Like, I'm from upstate New York, so I've dealt with snow and cold and whatnot. Fair enough. The wind though. The wind is like, it's just very strong. I feel like I'm going to get blown over sometimes. Oh, they're talking wind.

Little wind check. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I'm fine. Yeah, exactly. Are you from Chicago? No, I'm from Michigan originally. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I moved out here about a year ago. Oh, awesome. Are you from Chicago? No, I'm from Michigan originally. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so I moved out here about a year ago. Oh, awesome. Yes. Where'd you go to college? Uh, Wichita State. Oh, okay. Yeah. You can't figure it out.

I don't like either, so. I like this guy. Good conversation. Yeah, he is a good guy. I wouldn't know how to open that. Okay. Yeah, this wine bottle has Missy baffled. Oh, there he goes.

He just had to pull it off. My grandfather was a fan of my dad. How is he still going to have that cork yet? Irish kind of look, I think. Okay. Yeah, this wine bottle has Missy baffled. Oh, there he goes. He just had to pull it off. My father was a fan of my dad. How is he still gonna have that cork in? Irish kind of flickering.

Okay, runs in the family. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So. That's awesome. Exactly, but. But a Bills fan? But a Bills fan. Okay.

What is going on? What is he doing? I was saying. Oh, he's going back to the cork. Jobs don't finish. Oh, he's going back to the cork. Jobs don't finish. Oh, he's going back to the court! It's like similar to... Job's not finished.

Yeah, just... Like, good people. Right. Like, we're all... Is his hand soaked in wine? Yeah, he's got a real red thumb. Not too divergent... There he goes.

...all the way to the end. Nope. Oh, boy. It's so good. So good. Wait, so you're a little... I am. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah? When did you, like, officially......start. Yeah. Oh. When did you like officially start? About a year ago. Pass the bar about a year and a half ago. Smart guy. I just had to transfer my score. Now this is the guy who had the bathroom with the tough lighting. The spotlight on his head.

Oh yeah. It spotlight on his head. Oh, yeah, that's right. So it's fun and exciting. Much different than this one. Kind of weird if you put it this way. Yeah. Jesus. Oh. Also, if at any point we feel they need help,

we can send in Che or Branda to do a stand up set or something. Especially with the eight minute date coming up. Should we give them prompts for the next date so we don't have to hear like the whole the whole spiel again? The next ones are speed dating with other people. Right right not with her. And they have the speed daters of the people doing that have done their research What's he doing who knows is he doing it to the mic? shirts untucked only reason mincy stopped drinking because he couldn't open the bottom I

Think the shirt untucked is a good move it shows. He's not too uptight. I'm at mincy. Oh the shirts coming on talk I like that he dressed up for this though. It's nice. You know, he looks nice Put the effort in there. It's like he's going to jury duty in Yazoo County, Mississippi He does he really does He does, he really does. Mr. O'Chan does your favorite gasp on that show? Um... If you wanna... We should give Decon in six minutes, eight minutes is gonna be hard. Eight minutes is gonna be hard, I know.

That's fine. Eight's uh... Yeah, but if I know Decon, it's... Oh yeah. Well let's give him six and if he... If it's poppin' off, we'll let him have the extra... I think there's no clear winner of this... segment. He could steal it.

He could. I felt like this part was just kind of necessary because she had to meet them and get to know them. Yeah, she hadn't met any of them. She's gotta meet them. I think this guy's kind of crushing it right now. I think so too. He's asking about her.

He's got a good demeanor. So you got some nice faces. Oh! He went, ah! Ah! Ah! He went, ah! He went, ah! Ah! Ah! demeanor. So you've got some nice faces. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He went, ah. Oh, duh. Do you trust yourself with that?

Flip it up the other way. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Are you kidding me? No, man.

I'll do the whole time. This breaks this. What? Very high. This is so great. This is awesome. Late's over. I can't focus on the dates. Oh, oh. It worked. I Can't focus on the dates Oh my god no yes, yes

Side down you can see that was slick. Yes slick by Mack Mackenzie. Oh my decide with the hole in the top with the top That's insane I'm starting to think no no no no Just you tried everything but flip it over This is Kyle's golden buzzer. My guy. I got some high hopes for him. What's the viscosity of this last wine? Do we know? Got a nice fresh bottle of white wine Chardonnay. I believe this is from the south of France, vintage 1999 bottle. It shouldn't be too strong. It should be very refreshing.

Oh, he took it first. It should have a nice herbal flavor. He took the wine first. And drank it out of cheers. Oh, did he drink it already? Oh, no. The table is covered in everybody else's wine. Is there a reason for Luke Blutman

always just wearing pajamas? I don't know. He's just always in pajamas. Dressed to the ones at all times. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Mostly when he doesn't taste like wine. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Okay, maybe not a wine guy. I'm pretty good at shake-offs, by far. Wait, so do you live in Chicago? No, I do not. That's why I asked you earlier. So I'm from around here. Yeah, yeah, maybe not a wine guy. Wait, so do you live in Chicago? No, I do not. So I asked you. Yeah, so I'm from Rhode Island. Oh, OK, oh, right. Now New York.

So Rhode Island. OK, OK, OK. Oh yeah. Mincy is just lurking. Yeah, hold on. And I went to Ithaca College. Could Mince do a stand up joke? Yeah, I know you said me or Che,. Could Mince do a stand-up joke? Yeah.

I know you said me or Che, but could Mince do it instead? Certainly. Should I give him a script or his own? I like it a lot, yeah. Let's just ask him if he has a joke. It's I like this much better here. Oh, why is he standing like that? Right there. I don't know.

I like this. I like this a lot. I like this a lot. Oh, he's moving. He's on the move. Take this one. We don't need it at all. I should have shaken it up. This will take the rest of the four minutes. Rest of the show. He didn't ask me how do you want me to open this.

Go tell him to shake it up. Get the bubbles going. Nothing crazy. Is my hair sound coming out? Really? He knows how to work the camera man. Yeah, he's a little putting on with the face. It's kind of like a weird in between now where it's not warm yet and it could get really cold. I think it was setting two last week, you guys. Yeah, exactly.

So they're all going through the same notes. Same notes. Dating is hard. Good reminder that dating is hard. Okay, he doesn't know whether he should. This is totally the mincy show so far. I'm down with that. Yeah.

Are you done with that? I have, yeah. I've been wearing it for the first time since I got back in September. Really? It's so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

You think his belt is confused by what he asked it to do? Yeah. There's one. And like, it's just, yeah. It has to be so tight in some places. Yeah. Right, so loose in others. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just here to squeeze his butt cheeks together, right? Oh, OK. Awesome. Look at him. That is what his belt does. It just squeezes his butt cheeks together. Yep? That is what his belt does. It just squeezes his butt cheeks together. Yeah, keeps it close tight.

Really? Oh, we got some laughter. And if you asked me where his penis was, I don't think I would get it. I think there's like five or six places it could be. Could be in any of those pockets. Could be anywhere. Oh, Oldie saw this guy at the airport.

Oh. What? DJ Decadence. I guess on Sunday night, he's been here for two days. Oh What's that means? You've been running through pussy. Yeah He did email me he was gonna make a trip out of it and enjoy the ride so I've been doing this all my life. Yeah. I'm sure you expect nothing.

Cheers. How many years are you gonna be with it? I've been in the sommelier for 20 years. 20 years. 20 years. Life, life, yeah. Wow. Improv.

Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers. Now we have more drinks. Thank God. Yeah.

Just wanted to make Mackenzie look like a booze hound. Mm-hmm. Not bad. 20 glasses in front of her. Do you have any glasses or anything? No, I have. Mm-hmm. 20 glasses in front of her. No, I have a Jacob. Yep. He called it a booze hound.

Getting her fucking drunk would make it a little more exciting. Yeah. Make it more everybody get wasted. What I would call it. Yeah. Yeah. Not like that. Should we make them all chug?

Yes. Should we haze them? Yeah, let's haze them a little bit. No, I just want to haze this. Oh, let's see. Celebrate. You open the champagne. It's like a news production or all that open the champagne. High fiving people.

Nice work. Anytime you can just leave that hanging off. You do it. Yeah, it looks good. It's like a condom. Rapper. What does? That thing hanging off the wine, the champagne. You guys still plan dates for your ladies? Yeah. Playing cute little outings? Absolutely. I guess not at all. No, they get planned for me. They get planned for you? Yeah. I think you'd earn a lot of brownie points if you planned a cute night out.

Don't eat them. What do brownie points get you? I'd just be throwing dicks. Blow job, probably, maybe? At least an old Kate's world. That's what Tuesdays are for. Another. that is the collection who do we think's winning so far? I think Deca Dempsey. Yeah. I think all of them. What if she picks mince? Yeah. Oh my God.

It's carbon copies pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think anyone's holding a hand. I think I get these boys screaming and yelling and singing. I'll be honest, I've been paying most attention to Mincy. I haven't really been listening to the conversation, but I will say the limbo guy when he was sitting there that looked at the most right to me. He's a big boy

Size was size was different, but it just it looked like they both he's a strong I don't like that. We're kind of putting I like Doberman I think the last guy was the most comfortable maybe DJ decadence Brandon's thick He's just well built Limbo yeah, I was thick boy. He's well built mincey's via my friend over there thinks you're cute me Yeah, three two one time date over Kate date is over So now up next is the ranking them by cent Okay, we're gonna line them up in front of us. Oh, hey, can you come into the yak? Oh?

Okay. You wish you would line them up in front of us? Oh, hey, can you come into the ECH? Oh no. Thanks, with resident expert Jersey Jerry. There he is. I'm thinking the best spot to line them up Is on the court? Is probably just on the court right in front of us here.

And then I will blindfold Mackenzie. He's like a sports guy. Deaconess is running through the tape on the state. Yeah, he's a guy, he's a guy. No, hold on. But, no, he's the best. Wait, but. Yeah, no, I'm not a big fan of the state.

Yeah. I was really can't sit still, so. We gotta, he's the best. But yeah, no, I'm not a dick. Yeah. I was really can't sit still. We gotta put a blindfold on you. I'm like, I can't just like lay down. Jerry, what do you look for in a man's smell? Yeah, tell us what you're looking for. Yeah, you did. You did pick out my smell.

I like, I like, like Woodsy. Put the mic in front of you. woodsy woodsy's good woodsy? Yeah, I don't know that well everybody sup guys. Oh guys boys. Hey boys Welcome in is that white boy rick in disguise? Limbo is good-looking He's got a mischievous face right did he pee on his pants? Are they all wearing something Yeah he is. He's got a mischievous face. Right, did he pee on his pants? It's a hole? Are they all wearing something?

Oh, okay. So you're just going to rank them. That's four cute boys right there. Jerry, four good looking boys. Just put that on over your headphones. Put it on underneath? Well yeah, because you're going to get up and smell. You don't need headphones at all. Or maybe they come in so Jerry can say oh, they'll hear yeah

There's Mike out there do I need headphones or no no no All right, Jerry go up and smell them. Maybe the boys walk out there before you put your shuffle the boys boys shuffle yourselves shuffle yourselves Oh, it's not ready ready. Yeah, he got blindfolded way too soon. Right. All right, fellas, shuffle yourselves. We can't just announce it. That was weak shuffle that was not a good for being honest that was a bad shuffle They're going one by one All right, he's right in front of you Oh, oh. I smell it. Get closer. Oh, wow. Jerry. Yeah.

Jerry's about to eat his wrist. No, no, no. Can I take a guess or no? Yeah. Chanel. No. Chanel. It's good though. Lude Chanel. Do you go with your wrist or your neck? Yeah, neck, you almost have to. Whoever this is, is very good. Oh good. Yeah. I mean, it's really sexy. Holy shit, that's really good.

What's he got? Mackenzie, any thoughts? Oh good, great, love it. You smell them, right? Yeah, yeah, it smells really good. Next, we have Sniffer, okay. Oh Go straight to the wrist again Oh Mean the first one was so strong that like I mean I'm getting Necessarily bad okay, let's he means the bird Not necessarily bad, okay, let's he means the bird Next up Oh Jerry looks disappointed. Yeah, he is he's bad I say it's not bad

There's done this before yes, he's getting in there He's like... Right there. Oh, dog! It's Basset Hound. He's going in for seconds. I did, I did. Jer? Thoughts? That's more expensive is on the left, for sure. The first one? Yeah, for sure.

But this is fresh, This is sexy, sweet. Yep, yep, yep. I won't want them to smell the hat. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I could watch Sherry smell dudes all day. Yeah, this is good. He's got his tippy toes I

Mean it's it's just this is okay. I read about this before just the pure Scent of yourself everybody has their own scent. I don't I'm not really getting Fragrance I'm getting like just this is his scent. His mask. This is just like human scent. And is it good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Solid. Very solid. Okay, alright. Alright. So who is the best, Jerry? Man, I... It's different for me because I like when people like spend the money on fragrance and the first one is definitely I would say more expensive than the third was it the third there yeah one and three but three is how can you guarantee the first one's more expensive than the third you know

okay all right you know well I'm gonna pick one but there's a one in three or tight. I mean, very tight. What do you think was more arousing? Well, I'm not gay. I didn't get an erection. But if you were to get an erection. Hypothetical. Okay, sounds like. If you had a pussy, what would make you wet? Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, one for sure. But I mean, three is, I mean, Mackenzie, it's a good one. Three seems natural. Does he still have his blindfold on? What? Yes, he does. Yeah, one for sure. But I mean, three is, I mean, Mackenzie, it's a good one. Three seemed natural. Does he still have his blindfold on? What? Yes, he does. Oh, okay. I can take it off? I guess you guys could, yeah.

Yeah, but they're out of order of what you did. Yeah, three is... We can put them in order. So Mackenzie, did you have any thoughts? I agree with Jerry. Okay. You agree with Jerry. Okay. Number one. All good, though. To the front of the line. Yeah, there we go. That's the order.

That's the order. That's the order right there. That's the order right there. All right. That's one, two, three, and four. Yeah, there we go. That's the order. That's the order. That's the order right there. All right, that's one, two, three, and four. Yeah, one, two, three, and four. You can take your... Wait, is she...

Yeah, I was going to say, do you want me to... If she's not on blindfold, then what was this for? I was three. What are you wearing? Nautica. Wow. Told you. Less expensive.

What was the first one wearing? Armani Sport. Oh wow. Number one was Zach, right? Number one, number two, Doberman. Number three, natural musk. Stale. No, but stale in a good way. Good stale. Thank you Jerry. Great work, Jerry. No, but stale in a good way. Good stale. That's a great stale.

Thank you Jerry. Great work Jerry. Alright, thank you guys. Great work Jerry. Oh, Jerry's got a friend now. There they go. Went off together. Mackenzie, early thoughts. Yeah, give us some early thoughts.

So you got a chance to feel as well. Yeah. I know your mic's not on. Oh, your mic's not on. Maybe. What? Alright, there we go. Oh, oh, sorry. Yeah, I felt some, an arm or two. But I didn't know who they were. Yeah, hold on, we're getting with Kendi's thoughts real quick. I didn't know who they were. All very nice, good conversation with all of them. You have a leader right now. I don't know, my eyes are like, side-fold like who do you think? What are we looking to see from here the gauntlet I'm nervous about watching them do athletic or yeah What if one of them trips and falls that would be bad? What if one of them trips and falls and gets seriously hurt does that make it better?

Yeah, I'd feel bad. I feel bad What if one of them trips and falls and their pants fall down? That'd be bad. They're wearing a condom. Wearing a condom, but it's a huge penis. We'll have to assess. But it does have a condom on it. Yes.

Oh, why? They were just getting ready. Oh, okay. He forgot it was on. Were you wowed by any facts you learned about these gentlemen on the date? No, it was pretty basic info like basic first date stuff like where are you from? What do you do all that sort of thing? Who do you think was like the coolest most composed and like carried themselves the best? I don't know. They were all they were all very composed

Like the conversation was relatively normal No, like standouts like like they were all fairly similar. Was there anything anyone did that gave you a red flag? No, I don't think so. Okay. Is there a clear cut most handsome to you? No, I don't think so. Okay. Good.

Now would you have liked to see a little bit more personality? They know this is a dating show. Would you have rather them been a little wild or did you like the first date kind of script? That's a good question. Because it sounds like nobody's really standing out.

That's right. Yeah, like they were all, they're all very similar, I'd say. So we have Gauntlet and then speed dating with Macrodosing, speed dating with Niggy Smokes and Annika and that's it? And then that's pretty much it. Oh wow.

Well also after the Gauntlet, we were gonna have each of them kind of sit here. Oh, yeah And yeah after they do stuff them out a little bit And if she wants to she could be in the room like sitting back there Just like watching the interaction, but yeah, I guess I didn't come up with things for you to get to know them very well Why don't you sit in the booth Mackenzie that way they don't? Yeah, okay. Yeah, the dates were thrown off just because people like sitting in the gambling cave Say the same thing over again, could you guys hear? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. What did you think? mincy

That was that was a good like person to have there. Yeah break up the Buffer a buffer. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't realize that The cork would go in so easily if you looked it over. Oh, yeah So I gave him that advice But no, yeah, I like them all they're all Like very similar can't have mom. I know well or you could Do like a reverse sister wives types of I'm having them all, Mackenzie. I know, well. Or you could. You could. Four roses here, you could do whatever you wanted. True. Do like a reverse sister wives type situation.

Does anybody else wanna rank their favorites? Yeah, you guys let me know. The boys were all hitting for singles. Yeah. What do you mean, what does that mean? No one attempted. Like no homeruns. Oh, nobody did any grand.

They weren't swinging for the fences. Nobody brought flowers. Which that makes sense. I thought some of the guys are like bring something for ya I like the look of Buffalo guy the problem is obviously the Chicago guys probably have a little bit of a leg up because they're local But I don't know something about that hat guy. I know I like them smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Wait what number was man shoes on? No, what what like say oh, he was okay?

Yeah, yeah, you just can't you're just not interested in them at all Nothing like it seemed to it wasn't like there was no and there couldn't be any standout thing because it was just like but What about lack of saying what about about natural scent? Is that your lack of effort? No, I don't think so. Okay. I think that's fine. As long as it wasn't bad, that's totally okay. Rolling up stinky.

But his scent was definitely the strongest. The others I couldn't really smell. Okay. All right. Like a strong scent. All right, well let's get you in the booth, and let's get some gauntlets. TJ, should I do the Uber Eats as it arrived?

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Order now. Oh, I'm gonna eat this. Lunch. Hell yes. Notice Brandon left eat the punch. Hell yes. Ooh. Notice Brandon left for the salad. Mm-hmm. He ran away. This is a salad for me. Oh, this looks awesome.

Hell yeah. The green goddess, of course. That's right. That's so me. All right, should we get them ready? You ready ready Brandon? Yep Brandon after they finish come back in because we're gonna yak with them for a minute, okay

Okay, DJ decadence All right. Behind the green line. Everything is lined up where it ought to be. Like those things, the footballs, breaks of that grass line. Thank you. Everything is where it ought to be. Thank you. Thanks. This is Stephen Check.

DJ Decadence came on our radar when he made a cool DJ song for the yak the yak opener Why is Steven wearing a shirt called legend killer? I don't know what the fuck is that? What is that what a douche I love it. What the hell is that Randy Orton merch? Oh, is it what's legend killer? I just never died. Oh Okay Okay Okay, I thought it was just a Stephen Che original. It's claiming. Yeah. Yeah, he was just a legend killer All right. Are you ready DJ decadence? Let's do it. Oh, yeah. Here we go. TJ Should they have to celebrate their own celebration?

Let's see how their times are. Three, two, one, go. Here he goes. Take him one bag. Okay. Oh no. Oh, there we go. Here we go.

Soccer kick. I think baseball and the throw are gonna be the big pieces of this. Oh. Backwards. Oh, he's playing. His family's owned a mechanic shop for 55 years. He's a DJ, but he's more on the production side. Whoa, fancy. But not making it.

Not making it, but looking good doing it. Still looks cool. He's got soccer hair. I feel like. Oh. Oh, you're in. Oh, you're in. Style points, but can't get it in.

Oh, he got it in. Good backswing. Smokes can't be our goalie, by the way. Nice. One hand. Because when Malasek would frustrate a guest, it was funny. When Smokes does it, Smokes is going to be like, look, I'm the man. Power. All right.

McKenzie, you're seeing all this, right? She's watching. Maybe we should blindfold you again. I wanted her to see those fancy soccer moves. These are not great throws. There it is. There we go. This is big. We thinking air balls?

I don't know. I can't tell if he's a baller or not. I think he is. Oh! Oh! Oh! It was causing... That hit the backboard. It was confident. Reckless abandon.

It was confident. He's got the strength. He's gotta get that elbow tucked. That thing is flying. Almost. What do you think, Titus? Yeah, it's rough. It's rough, he shoots like a DJ.

Elbow's a problem. You're right, he does have like the wicca wicca arm. You know what I mean? That's OK, DJ Decadence. You'll get it. Or maybe he won't. Maybe he won't. Brandon threw him a joke ball.

Oh. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh. Come Oh. Oh. Come on. Tuck the elbow. What is going on? Oh, there we go.

One more. Oh, oh, he almost tripped, that's okay. Hit that. I usually hit these, what the fuck? Still not a terrible time. Damn. What is going on? I'm usually so good. I usually hit these what the fuck still not a terrible time damn What's going on? Oh? I'm usually so good. Oh It's two air balls in a row

That's three in a row. Oh He's not extending his arms. No like Raise Sean Marion. Oh Just flip it up there Stop reaching into the cookie jar whoo how is that what you call it get in there get all the way in there Oh my god, no Kenzie this is Look at her. She's disgusted. No she's fucking

Trivia is trying her out. Yeah All right, you're good. You're still participating come on talking to the mic Eleven Japanese car brands currently the head for the head. Your mechanic guy. Ah, hi Hyundai. Subaru. There we go. Hyundai is Korean. I'm going to go with Ghana.

Cameroon for Joel Embiid. Let me go Canada, Andrew Wiggins. Kirsta, I don't know. Serbia, Jokic. Yep. Sammy Sosa, Shohei? Shohei you got. Oh, Japan.

Yep. Oh, five TV shows written and created by Seth MacFarlane with more than 30 episodes. You got one of those. We got Family Guy and American Dad. There we go. There we go. Uh. Most popular laptop brands. We go with...

Five olympic sports starting with the letter T. Five olympic sports starting with the letter T. That's easy. It's you. Rackets. Think of rackets. Oh it's tennis. Yep. Think about running. Think about running. Oh track and field.

Nope. Not on there. Not on there? not on their track isn't athletics. Oh man try two-letter words that without a vowel Jesus one of them HP Yeah 45 DJ decadence terrible terrible awful 45 or 45 or a DJ decadence terrible terrible awful Love that good at all have any questions for him any thoughts anything no that was bad stylistic Not good he has a great voice Boy again bad time also wasn't too too winded when I get done with that. I'm dying yeah

So he's in shape. There's plus. Yeah. All right next up Brandon next up That was tough it was uh, yeah, all right back. All right This is my favorite is my favorite too, but he's buffalos. That's tough long distance or Or it's nice. Or it's nice, he's traveling, he's got money, I think. I kinda wanna smell him. Oh, does he have money? I'd like to smell him too. He smells nice. I'd like to see a nice cut of the shirt too. Zach, come here real quick.

Shia LaBeouf said it's all about silhouette. Really? Oh yeah. Wow, pass him around. Pass him around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I get it, now I get it. Absolutely get it absolutely yep, yep, Jerry was right Shit

He smells that's good. That is some good shit overpowering Also, look at your shoes. Yeah, cool. I thought those were golf shoes at first and this is the guy again Mackenzie had zero interest in we had to All right ready three two one go He's like a construction worker he's an engineer Smart guy, I don't know what an engineer does. Oh, Zach. Oh!

Really smart. He travels a lot. No, go! Oh, boy. Still hot enough to impress Kenzie. All right. Lefty. Oh!

Oh! Hey, man. I almost lost Kate. Nice swing. OK. Oh Kate nice swing Love a lefty swing righty throws right love it. He's got a good throw good-looking throw There it is Oh Catch him! Gotta make it! Ah How's the shot? Not awful

It's okay It's getting worse It is getting old I can work with it but Is he salvageable? His elbow's got some problems too He needs a little more Lot of wasted motion yeah

The important thing is he smells nice Yeah, it's getting worse Come on. Come on. This one. No. This one. It's got to be this one. We're close.

Mackenzie, how are we feeling? Closer. He was doing really good. Yeah. And then, yeah. Oh. There we go. Good boy. He was doing really good. Yeah Yeah, oh good boy if you could make two in a row that saves all the bad shots

Yeah, you like have a chance every time you hit your first one You're like if you go and just whap the second one and was like oh damn It's got like a like a snake like a Cobra arc does that make any sense when I say it no, okay? No, I see what you're saying god damn it it wet all right that was nice hat on for trivia as always mm-hmm as is tradition nine nine Heat marlins lightning Buccaneers Three sports where one player wears a different jersey from their teammates I'm left the six lower muscles targeted in a squat.

Quads. Nice. Hamstrings, glutes. Squat guy. Calves. TJ. Oh yeah, yeah. Glutes.

Calves. Calves. One more. One more, one more. One more. My Florida teams. Florida teams. Wait, sports where one player wears a different jersey than the rest of the team. Soccer. Yeah. There it is. Time. 3.18. 3.18. Nice. Good work.

Good time. Yeah, good time. Thank you. Yes. Good time yeah good time Yes, yeah polite the mic catch me inhaling as much as I could when he walked away Yeah, I feel like these are like one of these next two guys can just dominate this It's gonna be huge if they can like just hit their shots And this is the guy Mackenzie sister likes, right? Yes. This is the guy that Mackenzie's family. I think it's Yes, the big dog now Mackenzie's sister likes, right? Yes, this is the guy that Mackenzie's family, I think it's... The lawyer? Yes, the doberman. The doberman. Now Mackenzie, has your sister ever tried to set you up before?

Wait, what'd you say? Has your sister ever tried to set you up with somebody before? She has not. Okay. Is your sister spoken for? She's not. Okay, so are we worried? Oh no, did she pick somebody for herself?

Are we worried that you bring no did she picks me herself? Bring the Doberman around I mean better chain them up keep Dogs gonna hunt the talk. We'll hunt all right ready. Let's do it all right here. We go No good question good question, but no the motherfucking Dover right in the flesh here. We go. I can't believe it You good TJ okay, yes three two one go Whoa what attack oh? Nice nice nice get him see hi little shit Hello

Man come on if any of these guys break your record big cat McKenzie hat you have to fuck up Yeah, I will I'll blow them. Yeah. Yeah instant blow job You know what I will do Here we go. This is big. He's got a really nice time Weird shop, but it's a little somewhat effective Okay, okay. Yeah weird shop, but it's a little somewhat effective Okay, okay. Yeah weird shop, but it's working Old Doberman Okay Why is he jumping backwards yeah fade away oh no

Oh, yeah, oh there we go great time here we go. Oh, no wherever you want wherever you want Brad Anywhere you want oh ten NBA players to play in 200 or more playoff games LeBron Talking to Mike Let's see what else with oranges their primary color Bengals Browns Hope was This is a tough one blunt yeah go back to NBA players you just list off LeBron Shaq

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slugger. Oh, one fruit worn upside down to pineapple, kiwi. There we go, oh, so you're a swinger. I feel like that's, I feel like that's normal. I feel like that's, I feel like that's, I feel like that's. How did he know that? Wow. Six main components of weather.

Weather? Yes. Clouds, wind, sun, rain. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There we go, all right, you're good. Great time. Great job, Joe. Great time. Great job. rain Great time a job well done No, you killed that. Oh

Kobe was on there you got screwed on that. Oh, wow motherfucking Doberman man. The Doberman did it Are you looking for a lawyer that can sparkle? All right limbo Can we see the limbo real quick? Okay, all right, towards the end. All right, is there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doberman, exact tie, down to the millisecond with Robert Griffin the third.

Wow. Wow. Exact tie? In between Robert Griffin and Big Justice. That's good company. That's, oh my God. The motherfucking Doberman. Great sandwich. And each time's been getting better and better Yeah, so no pressure, but uh

Yeah, you think Vanny's a kids watching this yeah pissed Yes, all right you ready any Zach kid all right Okay, just getting just getting it set up. All right, ready to go? Here we go. Three, two, one. Here we go. I got high, one. Here we go. I got high hopes for him.

I like this guy ever since Brandon called him thick. Yeah. He's really not. No, he's not. There we go. Oh, I thought it went in. Shit. He's a good looking dude.

I didn't like Brandon doing that. He's thudding the board with authority, just not hitting the hole. It's kind of attractive how hard it's hit. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it's like a real man hits the hole. There it is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember when Brandon got hit in the penis?

Yeah, right in his penis. That's cool. Smoke's getting cocky. I really hate him. You actually? I think so. Yeah. Who do you hate?

Smokes. Smokes, okay. I don't, but I kind of do. Wait, did he catch the rebound? He did, he caught his own rebound. I think Smoke's one of those guys that if I don't see him, I don't hate him. And then if he's in my life.

Well, what about if you think about him? Not as much, more just in my purview. This guy, he's giving me fun guy in the beard. Oh, there we go, that was effective. That might be a good technique. Yeah. I think you can shoot. I think you can shoot. Oh, Titus.

Your reputation. Oh, I was very wrong. Oh no. I was so wrong. I wanted to believe in one of these four. Is this the AAU application of America? Just no one can shoot a basketball anymore? Just gotta change it to dunks?

That would be aw- Adding dunk to the gauntlet In his defense he's wearing flannel yeah with elbow patches elbow patches that could be tough to shoot in Basketballs throwing everybody for a loop today. Yeah, not good. It's not good at all This is a good way to just gauge general full body form. Yeah. Mackenzie, any thoughts on this fella on limbo? Oh, he's getting worse. Wait, what'd you say?

Thoughts on Parker? Yeah. Good. Good. They're all doing really well at the beginning. I think one of them should have just smoked Nikki smokes and that would have been good. Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah. But they didn't. Basketball's been tough today. Jeez. Tough. Good lord. I just like the thought of these guys group chats lightin' up with their friends shitting on him. Yeah Didn't set a loss. Oh

I was very wrong. He can't shoot for shit. Yeah bad shot Come on surprising about one's got a go at right? Like you'd think one would just go in. He's got the build of a pick and pop high school center. Yeah. That's what I thought. He's got some Dana in him. Yeah, a little bit. This is brutal.

Yeah. This is, this is. Sorry. Oh. No, this is, uh. Tough to watch, Tough to watch. Doing this in front of a live, you know, people watching and in front of a chick you're trying to woo.

But remember, if he makes the second one, if he makes one and then makes the next one, we're approaching the worst moment of his life. And he... Mackenzie, you can leave if you want. There. Oh no. He wants to be anywhere but here right now. Oh no. He can see you can leave her there He wants to be anywhere Now doesn't get worse all uphill from here officially so bad there DJ Deaconants has to be lumping this It's a this is not

Worst moment of his family's life. Oh no. Jeff D'Lo is smiling. No. Oh no. Oh no. Oh man. Extended. Yay! All right, halfway there. Hit this one, hit this one on the first shot.

Make it up for it. A momentum. Oh. That was gonna be huge. This guy's gonna be a little winded, I think. Yep. Yes. All right, all right, all right. Nice think. Yep. Yes. Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay.

Trivia. Alright. Marshall Mathers LP. Oklahoma, Alabama. Vaca Pasta pasta Alfredo five some gun treated by Pepto-Bismol candlestick you got this Real Madrid oh you're all over salona I like this blue green red. I don't know Arnold Palmer drinks lemonade iced tea Great sporkle yes redemption great sporkle There's only one thing that can save this for you. You know that you know exactly what it is. There's only one thing Yeah, really all of this you hoop You know exactly what it is there's only one thing yeah You who? There was one basketball round that fight yeah a lot of us have been there sparkle. That was great great luckily for you The bar is low

I like that all right Parker. Thank you Okay now on to the final portion, okay guys this Guys, what if he isn't good at limbo? Yeah, what if he lied? Oh no. Well that's what we hypothesized, right? Yeah. That's the only way to save this. If he needs to be really bad.

Right, Mackenzie? I mean, Mackenzie, you agree, right? If he can't limbo, what's this all been about then? Okay, nevermind, bad question. Alright, what'd you say? Like he's gotta, he's gotta be good at limbo at this point. That's it. His whole candidacy hinges on how good he is at limbo.

The shot was good though and it just wasn't going in. Yeah. Okay, we're onto the speed dating and this is good because. It looked normal. This will allow people to ask questions that maybe Mackenzie didn't feel comfortable asking or whatever in front of all those other people or who knows. Okay so I gave

everybody who's in the speed dating room the PowerPoint yesterday to get to know these fellas and formulate their questions that way so hopefully they really cover the lay of the land here. Here we go. Does anybody you guys want to see go first? Just go in order of what you did the sparkle okay right on that order works that guy's probably still out of breath oh yeah who the one that just oh you meant yeah yeah you know first place give him time that makes sense to collect his breath he might be dying I actually think this has been like a good like I I have a pick I do tell Kenzie I have my personal pick right like I feel like we've seen a good amount of all of them

I have it down. Well. I've done to two. I got one now. Oh wait. We say I got two as well. Oh Everybody want to pick their horse Sure, Mackenzie Yeah, don't Mackenzie get out of here get out of here Mack We can scram wait She's supposed to see the speed dating. Yeah But stay plug your ears plug your ears. All right Mark who you like she's picking the Doverman obviously. Yeah, but who do you like? I like the I like the big boy before he shot a basketball. Yeah. Yeah, I like Doberman It's between Doberman and hat guy to me. I like smell good

Yeah, but again, she, she fucking hates his guts. That's why she picked the problematic guy over him. If I were picking just if they all lived in Chicago, it would be Buffalo Guy. Yeah. From the lens of a woman, I like Doberman the best. Yeah. Oh, is this happening right now?

But I like him the best. Oh, wait. We missed that one, though. We should go into it. Oh. That's a hard-hitting question. Well, if you guess her, and I'm your lawyer. We'll say yes, because again, in the eyes of the law,

now again, I'm not saying what she was proven of, was right or wrong. Oh my god. Wait, Casey Anthony? I mean, I guess we'll go with what the court said. No, Jay? Same thing. So Casey Anthony didn't do it.

Write that down. Well, you said didn't do it. Same case. Write that down. Well you said didn't do it. To the court? Uh oh. Well it's your personal opinion. Oh okay, well I mean. If you were the lawyer. I mean if I'm the lawyer,

I'm putting up the best defense. Oh, he's defending Casey Anthony. Well they're putting him in a bad spot. Oh no. Talking down. And this is an easy one to get out of again not you know not saying Is there lawyer code where you can't lawyer yeah working a ton of hours you just passed your bar like a year ago You're still new in the lawyer game. How would you prioritize a

Relationship as well as a high-demand career? It's a more reasonable question. I mean it's just gonna be separation of you know work and personal time and I know during my during my work hours I got to make sure I get my stuff done, make sure that doesn't bleed into the personal time and the time that I would have to spend with the people I care about. Wow. It's nice. Political. Political answer. Good political answer. Okay.

And then as Mackenzie having a front-facing career, do you think that would affect you as a lawyer if someone was like, is this your girlfriend on a show? Would that hurt your cases ever? Not at all. Not at all. I mean, that's, you know, it's a personal thing. What I do, my work life, you you know shouldn't bleed out of that I mean people are hiring an attorney for the work they do. I guess so but yeah two minutes is what we said. We'll give him one more.

Big T went right into Casey Anthony. Yeah he sure did. Put it at like 20 seconds and we'll just do that. A lot of the stuff we do is, you know, severe dehydration, malnutrition, pressure ulcers with not turning and repositioning. What are we talking about? Are you representing the old people? I'm representing the old people, yes. Oh, that's a good guy move. And possibly OJ as well. Alright, let's call time.

Get him out of there. Get him the fuck out of there. She's in the torture room. Are they going to Nikki and Annika? Time! Time! Nice meeting you, Mr. Doberman. Should I go out this door? No, you gotta go to them.

Alright, two minutes. How we doing, Nick? These two are about to give relationship advice. Annika, nice to meet you. I'll be quick, I just have two questions. Okay. Straight bets or parlays? Straight bets, you know, you're more likely to make your money back, but

I mean, parlays? Financially responsible. I mean, what's, you know, a parlays kinda fun. You may as well live on the edge. How often would you say you take a gamble on parlays? Well, it depends on how. How often would you say you take a gamble on part ways? Well, it depends on how many legs I'm putting down. If I'm doing like a three or four leg, maybe a little more frequently than if I'm doing

a full on a fell asleep. Putting down legs all the time. Mm-hmm. So. You have an Instagram? I do. Those were his two questions? Can you put that up for me?

Oh no. Oh, he's gonna make him show this for you, Paige. I'm just gonna take a quick look at that explorer page real quick. Oh boy, yeah, he's gonna make him show this for you, Paige. Oh no. I'm just gonna take a quick look at that explorer page real quick. Oh boy, yeah, please don't. Oh! Yeah. What do we have there, Nick?

It's not as bad as mine. That's not saying a lot either. There's more sports than women. I'd say you're not a douchebag. I'll take that. You're walking you're not a douchebag. I was like that. Walking a thin line, though. Hey.

Overall safe. That was a good interview. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good. Good job, Nicky Smith. I don't hate him again. Why do you think you're single? Like, what are your personal head flags that you think you need to work on?

Geez. Why do you think you're single? Great question. I would say the biggest thing is just, you know, sometimes I do get caught up in life and to be able to set aside that time and actually take the time and energy to go find someone and that's what I've been trying to do recently is really, you know, say I want to pursue a career and I I want to be successful my career But at the same time that's not the only thing in life that that's valuable. You know having a family Is also a big part of life and what I find valuable so I'd like to take the time

And I really should not make them sit next to button getting trying to know the line of So are you going on other time? Say by the bell. I know. You don't actually have to sit next to Blutman. You're good. You can come on out.

Do you want me to come on? I'll sit next to him. I mean, I'm going to. He got more questions. Wait a second. Where's the real Blutman? That's not the real Blutman. Yeah, he's sleeping.

All right, we got Buffalo Zack coming in. Oh, OK. Sorry, Blutman. All right, his to win. It's OK. Just call him Zack. You know. Madeline. It's all good. Just call me Zack. Madeline. Madeline, Zack.

Nice to meet you. Can I sit right here? Yeah, you got it. What's up, Big T? Come here, big dog. You start. Zack, I'm gonna keep it real with you. These other guys, I kinda looked at them, I got a feel.

Okay. I have no feel for you. Okay. You gotta tell me something. Like Like what do you got going on? Why should she choose you? Yeah, she's the other guy. I'm like, Casey Anthony. Yeah, she's the other guy. Tell me about yourself versus what's Casey Anthony. What you defend Casey Anthony?

Construction manager, construction superintendent. It's kind of synonymous depending on where you're working. I work in the power industry, very stable job security. Okay. What about like you though? What about me? I'm 5'11", I don't claim six foot. Okay, I like that. I like that.

I'm transparent. But does that really mean you're 5'10"? Do we have a... We don't have time. Yeah, okay. So that's fine, I respect that. Yeah, what else? In my profile I mentioned my dead dad.

Oh, there we go. A bit of trans, yeah, so mom is very close, very, very. I like that. I don't like the dead dad part, but I like the close one. Yeah, that's a red flag for me. Yeah, it's been great. It's not great, but in the sense it's been, you know. Look at the pauses.

Yeah, yeah, it's been a cool three years, you know, getting used to it. I like that. He's the one who bartends the Bill games with his mom. Oh, okay. Finding time to go home, you know, has been challenging, but I make time. How would you feel if you were with Mackenzie

and had to come to Chicago to see her? So flying out of Buffalo, there is frequent nonstop flights to make it work, you know. And you'd be down for that? Yeah yeah she's from up from upstate New York. Big upstate New York. One of my favorite upstate New York. I'm currently in central New York right now so I can get the Buffalo in two hours I can get the Albany in two hours you know so it's like it's give and take you know. Right I like that. Yeah and then very good. Would you when would you think okay? Mackenzie you and I have been together for a while. It's time for you to come home

What time frame like yeah after X amount of months of saving save them yeah time no Shit question to yeah Should we do one minute on these oh I'll be quick here you have Instagram. I just didn't know how else to give Mackenzie an idea for one. That's a red flag. What would you say... No, it's not. You're not one to talk. What would you say is on that Explorer page? Oh, got him.

Honestly, lifting stuff. Oh, lifting. It's a good hobby. I don't like what I'm about to say. Yeah, I'm trying to watch a show of smokes and they have very good chemistry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that. Now, I'm, I, and I'd really like you to defend yourself here. Do you think hats acceptable for a first date? I think so. Really?

Yeah. So, I thought, yeah definitely. Um, but I'm 32 like I said. So, you know, it's, it's the age. I think Mat Dog kind of liked this guy. Who knows? Hats, yeah. So, the date that I put in my profile, I would wear a hat to a Vandex game, like a sporting

event. You know, casual, but you know, I don't know. Yeah, that's how I think. Okay. Go ahead, Erica. How seriously are you taking your dating life right now? It is challenging being on the road for work, so it is... So maybe you're not all that serious about this.

I'm serious in putting my best foot forward for it. You know? I think that's all I can really afford to do right now. So if she chose you, how would that look with you being on the road so much? Like I told Maddie, there are nonstop flights from Buffalo to Chicago, and I can make that work. For just all logistics and flights?

Gives her an opportunity to come back to New York, see her family, introduce me, you know? Yeah, that's how I think of that. Kids? I don't have kids. I'm nervous about who she's gonna play. I don't know. Okay.

It's weird when you get antiques. He's my favorite. Yeah, I know. I like the Doberman. She's gotta throw a flower in the faces of the others. I like the dogman Madeline we met earlier. Yes Can I start first yeah, okay So if you pick me or if Mackenzie picks you here you have no say in this if Mackenzie picks you can

We're all in the same friend group. There's about you know know there's a good chunk of us here that all hang out outside work What's she doing can we come over for a pregame? Yes, you'd be down. You'd be down a host. Yeah, I have an awesome apartment It's relaxing. I'm worried about that. It's not too crazy right? Yeah, it's fun. You'd be down to like be like Mackenzie my girl all your friends welcome in my home Mikasa Tsukasa She might pick that up. Yeah She might Tsukasa. She might pick that apartment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. She might what? So my question.

She might pick that apartment. Oh yeah. Yeah. Put that back up because that was, See? That changes my read on you. Okay, what was your original read? What do you think about Tesla?

I don't have any thoughts. You don't? No. None. None, the big guy. Not a huge fan, but I don't like him. Okay, okay okay see the apartment gives me no the apartment the apartment changed my read but that's okay okay let the man have a nice apartment yeah yeah what kind of car do you drive I don't have a car yeah I've been here six years okay it. It's a waste of money to have a car. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Financially smart, like that. What are your intentions, like, in your dating life with or without Mackenzie currently? But mainly with Mackenzie. Yeah, obviously. Ultimately find a life partner. I think in my first prompt, it was like all my friends since COVID have gotten married.

I'm not trying to force it. How old are you? 30. Okay. Yeah, turned 31 in September, so. That's okay. Yeah, so that's ultimately going to Mackenzie. What'm not trying to force it. Okay. Yeah, turn 31 in September. So that's okay. Yeah. So that's what the fuck. Okay. That's okay. That's okay. Like when would you do you have a goal like I'd want to be married with kids by like 35 or something? No, I don't have a specific

timeline. Okay. Good. Yeah. Uh when was the last time you shot a basketball? Yeah, that was tough. Yeah, that was really bad, wasn't it? Yeah, it wasn't great. It was probably last summer. You were probably my favorite coming in. The basketball was tough. Yeah. I think I saw that. It was bad.

And it was tough. How do you expect to teach your kids about basketball? I mean, I don't think I have a horrible form. It did look as bad. Time! No one's believing that I could teach them basketball. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey.

Hello. Parker, I'm Nick. Pleasure. We met earlier, I believe. Annika? How we doing? You look like a guy that could slug beers. Yeah. Are you a guy that could slug beers? Yeah. Are you a guy that could slug beers? Yeah. Hey. Hello. Parker, I'm Nick. Pleasure. We met earlier, I believe, at Antica.

How we doing? Good. You look like a guy that could slug beers. Yeah. Are you a slugger? Yeah, I could put on some beers. Okay, because you look like someone I'd hang out with. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

I don't know how that is. What's the ideal weekend looking like? Since I've turned 30, I can't do back-to-back days. Like, hard. So Friday, out to dinner, get some drinks, go home early. Saturday, go to a bar during the day. Respect. That's like an ideal McKenzie weekend.

Sports bars. Big one, love that. Yeah, those are the big, the comic spots. Can I see your Instagram explore page? Heard about this, yes. While you're pulling this up, have you ever slid into the DMs of any Barstool employees in the past?

Girls or guys? I don't think so. Oh. I don't think so. You don't think so? Oh, I don't think so. I've known Barstool for like 10 years, so. Okay. I don't think, I don't think. This is very impressive.

Very, very impressive. I don't know if this is a good man. What is it? Good man. Clean. Oh, Mackenzie. Oh, really clean. I like that. Very clean. What does that mean?

I'm impressed. Thanks, guys. Oh, you got Ari. She's cute, girl. No titties in, is that what it is? Oh, you got a few girls in there. No one in. Yeah, but they don't really count. Yeah, he's got some titties.

They're not like thirst trapping. Yeah, they are, that one's a porn star. That's all right. I try to look out for you both. It's okay. She's scrolling down. It's looking pretty good. Yeah, she's looking in there tough.

Why do you think you're single right now? Ooh, that's a great question. Like, what are some things that you think I need to work on to be better for Mackenzie as she is a shining star? That's a good question. There's always a lot to work on. Probably being more patient sometimes. I think I should listen more sometimes.

Would you say you're hot headed? No, no, definitely not. If anything, that's probably my biggest problem. Is I like need to be more like assertive with how I feel. No, he's a softie, a big softie. Explain my feelings better. Also, I feel like I'm in between something and him. Oh, you are. But it's a good thing. So what do you think about my lovely ex-boyfriend?

Well, your time's up, sorry. I don't know what to bother. Time's up. Thanks, guys. All right. Thanks, guys. All right, we got Matt, AKA DJ Decadence. Oh, yeah. All right, come on in. Uh-oh, I'm worried about this guy with Big T.

Yeah, Big T's going to kill him. Smoke's going to love him. This is Big T, I don't know. All right, DJ D, how you doing? What the fuck, how about me? I'm Matt. Nice to meet you. Madeline, nice to meet you.

Why a DJ? Why a DJ? Why a DJ? Because I started out making music when I was in high school. I would make beats, had a YouTube page, post them on YouTube, all that stuff. Like a SoundCloud rapper? I wasn't a rapper. No, I made the beats with the rappers. That's what I was. I produced all that for them. He does have a great voice.

What a voice! It's like velvet. When I started doing the EDM stuff and I got to DJing just because it went hand in hand. You should be a singer. I partnered with an entertainment company because it went hand in hand. You should be a singer. Partnered with an entertainment company that put concerts at the school I was going to and all that and all across New England. So I just partnered with them and then took off from there.

DJing was just a bonus. Your question. All right, so let's say this is 25 grand. You tell me when to stop. With what? What, yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean? What's he mean?'s he mean you just say when okay? Okay? Wow what?

Understood that Mackenzie is there something we're missing. I mean there's no scale no. I've no I've never seen that in my life All right, this is $25,000 you say way Do we think it's do we think it's good or bad Did we get a problematic screenshot a big tea by the way? Oh, yeah Screenshot a big T by the way. Oh, yeah So my question to you is really popping mollies are doing acid no, no, what'd you stop I want to say about sophomore year of college Is this about most yeah she's just the fact that he's from Miami sorry doing like Molly and all stuff you think he's good fucking funny like him everybody so he's got a smoothness I think he's cool yeah I like this guy

what I got out of that I got a lot of hot head girlfriends that like to take your head off oh my god used to that's a chance for them to argue I dated that yeah, but I was toxic. Okay. Well, you don't have to worry about that with McKenzie No, she's very little. I'm just chilling I know I know you said that you know, it's a red flag that you're a DJ and from what you said to Big T And Madeline I'm not seeing any difference between you and our typical DJ. So what makes you different than the typical cheating, partying DJ? What did we miss?

I might have spoken over that. Yeah. Not much of a drinker. I haven't really done shows in a long time because I just do more than eat without making the music. Okay. I like that. Okay. And then let's say you go on a first date with a girl. Yeah.

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We love bill burr friend of the program big T What was the 25k thing? What do you mean what we were looking? I was looking for if he's financially stable, but what was the question? What where to stop, but you just said 25 Graham where to stop you didn't say up to interpretation I didn't say how much is in your bank. You say how much do you have on you? How much do you make I? Didn't say that you say that you just to interpretation you said that doesn't 25 grand okay? I I apologize for being unclear what say it again do it with KB right now

Yeah, I said if 25 grand was a starting point you tell me when to stop I assume Implied oh do you did he understand? I think so God I miss what happened cuz he had me he had me keep going Yeah, like a met you were doing some kind of mental trick, which I liked that No, it was just all we saw was 25 grand tell me when to stop. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, like I guess and he had me go for a while, so that's good, but it was up for interpretation So maybe he thought this yeah, this was a dollar. There was a lot It was like how much money you're gonna give him I thought maybe I Yeah, I was trying I would have tried to stop exactly a 25 grand whenever I thought okay

No, I see I see how there could have been a little unclear What's he making? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing the gas station thing. No, that could have been a fun game. Yeah, no, I see. I see. Good.

Fuck, yes. Nailed it. Yeah, no, it was, if I'm starting at $25,000, you tell me. It was an Olive Garden cheese situation. So try to stall me at $25,000. Right there. Yeah. Oh, I don't think so. That was me at 25,000 right there yeah oh I don't think so that was like 10 you'd go all right stop no what did you find what was the result my my guess was he stopped me at about 80 okay okay

about 80 okay okay yeah I don't know what kind of health insurance can we see the DJs are pulling in these days but oh you got musked oh no no delete delete that no no they'll kill you now I used to kill you too No, no those guys killed other I don't think it's a now thing I think oh Who is this scale? FSU Brando, he's our guy delete first of all it's clearly flat so you didn't kill yourself. Yeah Do you have a favorite I Did until the basketball that changed? I think after this white shirt lawyers, okay? I'm gonna just keep defending Parker it all comes down to the limbo Yeah, if he what if his answer is like I can't shoot a basketball cuz I've been limbo in my whole life

Yeah, it screwed up my he's like I didn't I didn't I'm not I'd introduce myself as a basketball guy introduce myself as a limbo guy As a 30 year old male you have to be able to make a high school three-pointer within 10 at 10 assuming you can't fucking rip the dance floor off with the limbo no no excuses I give you the excuse you have to be able to go one part can't limbo yeah he can't limbo that's why he's saying that yeah no shit I can't limbo yeah limbo can you guys like me and you can't limbo yeah what if he can that's the question marks that's what I'm saying he doesn't strike me as a limbo or either. He struck you as a basketball player We found out he wasn't no I assumed he would have been able to make one. All right

I'm saying the limbo can save everything. Mm-hmm. It all comes down to this. Yeah, why hasn't he done the limbo? I was out there and he denied doing it. We just see the limbo right now That's just some let's get the other guys yeah, let's all have he has to be the best of the yeah, I fall Best okay, this would be the final thing and then are you ready to make a decision after this I? think so I Hate that we're making them do this. It's Parker limbo. I know It's Parker limbo. I know Look at me

Werewolf no What I'm sure there's some APM level music. I lied. Yeah, you are the werewolf. Oh, I wrote it in. Okay. Do they know it's limbo time? Tell them it's limbo time. Oh yeah, none of us told them. We thought they might assume. Last.

Last. Come towards the camera. Look how calm and cool he is. Come at us. I hate this. Nice island vibe TJ. Thank you. I love this. I'm so nervous for them.

I hate this. I like limbo based dating. The dudes that get the lowest always get the chicks. Nice. He looked very cool doing that like the Fonz. dating the dudes get the lowest always get the chicks all right nice you look very cool doing that like the pond whoa holy shit that was smooth oh I go lower on that's low as fuck I like it I like fuck There's a couple soldiers here The Doberman

He's out yeah, bye bye doing this Oh Tiny bit one more oh Oh my god. No man can do that. Yeah No, it's good. Oh Oh Oh Fuck these racks for both angles Are they all good these guys know each other from like a class? Oh! He tore a hammock. Good effort.

I mean, height has to be a disadvantage. Woo hoo hoo! Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh my god! Limbo! I got chilly.

Yeah! A little lower! Just a little lower! It just can't be. No. That's too low. A little lower. I got chilly Yeah, little same pose they did a Sabrina Carpenter, okay, I mean height is just Unbelievable He's getting a little cocky yeah, but Parker limbo is so much taller than double his side There's no cool way to do that No way try get try get here we go here we go

Down pants won't his pants I DJ decadence but I was very hard remember was rightfully part yeah he is party keeps the name Parker man but all the guys were pretty really good okay DJ decade oh yeah we're all borderline to good All right line on all right. Oh boy Okay, now I Kenzie I have a thought oh

Instead of them. Oh, you know they're gonna. I'm gonna have to put my foot down They all know that three out of four of them are getting flowered right they're getting the GF. Oh, he's Branded a flower from the all right good GF flower. Antiqued. Branded. A flower from? Yeah, all right, good. It washes off, it's no big deal. I have never seen a morgue. So everyone should, when Mackenzie picks, everyone should have their eyes closed.

Now, all those guys. All those guys, yes. Yeah, yeah. It is, it is condition. She's probably not gonna throw like an asshole like me. All right. All right. Should we do that on the basketball court?

Yeah, we can clean it up, right? Okay, okay. What are we doing? We're doing it. I guess she gets a rose and a flower. A flower and a flower. I think this is an evenly matched court. Should she give her, what?

It's gonna be a nail, it's a nail. Me? I don't wanna, I feel bad. I think there's no clear loser. No, you guys all did great, I should say. I'm proud of all the boys for your good-looking dude Respectable dudes no weirdos no well we don't know True none of you guys have ever been arrested for filming a women's swimming team right all right good We should have asked that right away That'd be hilarious. we do that was like well

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How are we doing this? How are we doing this? Mackenzie? Alright so it's her show but I figure she's gonna come out, they're gonna close their eyes and she'll take... She'll do three of them with flower then? No she's gonna go one by one. eyes and she'll take she'll do three of them with flour then one at a time well she'll grab some flour and be like Mackenzie make your first elimination

yes and then if you get flowered you can walk off and wash it off obviously come on Mackenzie all right. Here we go. I'm so excited. All right, everyone close your eyes. Everyone close your eyes. All right. Thanks, all right. I appreciate that.

All right, to the red line. Oh my goodness. They're all awesome for doing this. I didn't even read this by the way. What's up? Come on, dude. All right. So wait.

You're gonna take these. I'm flowering one. You're gonna flower one person right now. Yeah. That you want to take these. I'm flowering. You're going to flower one person right now. Yeah, that you want to eliminate. That you want out of here. You never want to see this person again. After. That person at the end will get that flower.

All of them? The one person. The one person will get the flower. Yeah. Eyes closed. I have to go like this every time. God. Ask TJ if this is.

He's fine. You just do it. Okay, here we go. Mackenzie's first elimination. A big handful. I expect all Mackenzie you have the handful. Yep. All right right you want you want me to flower them all right oh? Mackenzie that was meaner that's way meaner Yeah, no you don't want me to do it. I'll do it

Thank you, thank you DJ Thank you, T.J. Deckidence. You've been flowered. I love you. Deckidence, I love you. I tried all we could. KB loves you, KB loves you. Super cool dude. He is. The man.

It's fun. All right, three left. Maybe we shouldn't have done this on the court. Yeah, it seems like it's gonna get pretty slippery out there. It's okay. Second elimination. Okay.

Oh no, no, no. What's she doing? What's she doing? Oh, she's faking it. Shut up! Everybody's saying no. Go with your hearts. Oh, oh! They need to stop in there. go with your heart oh oh oh Kenzie I like it I like to be Kenzie do it Oh, what? What? What? Hey, you bitch! Look at him!

You've made a terrible mistake! Get to her, man! I am shocked! What did you do? You gotta be fucking kidding me! It was the cake, the answer was. Oh my God, look at the cake! He's heartbroken, he's heartbroken he's ruined My god

Wow stunning you think you know a girl I'm not I have honest to God no clue. I wasn't So I was all right. I thought these Tease it I thought these guys... Close your eyes. Ooh. Oh no. No. Tease it. Go ahead. Wow! Oh my word!

Parker, look! Parker, look! No! Oh my god. I'm just kidding. Parker, look! It's the winner! Oh wow.

I'm sorry. I just pointed out. No, no, no. Oh yeah, that's... Oh yeah, I I guess heard us screaming Should they both come in here yeah, yeah come on in here come on in here Yeah, okay, I think well-deserved yes Okay, so what does love feel like to you?

young birds So we're gonna go we're gonna do a date Yeah, I'm so sorry to everyone else No, just look at him covered in flour They actually look miserable I feel so bad. Oh, man Um, I didn't even I yeah DJ. I got really bad eyes are burning right? Yeah Alright, so what where's what's the first date gonna be? I don't know question. We'll have to figure it out. Yeah Parker. You got a pregame at the apartment according to Thank you now Kenzie what won you over yeah, what separated them. I don't know really

Was it the last ball was impressive were you a little out on the basketball? No, the basketball wasn't bad because I thought the shot was fine. It just wasn't going in right yeah, and And everyone struggled on the basketball. Yeah, right yeah, and I'm good at basketball too, so that's fine. What's up. I can teach Oh Hold your loved ones might be way better than a limbo I might date him That's right I might date him. I don't know. Well, apparently you guys want to. You were damn good at limbo. You were really good at limbo. I sent him my submission. I truly surprised him.

You're tall and I doubted you and I owe you the biggest of apologies. I appreciate that. You guys do not believe. No, not at all. When are you free? Whenever. I love it. Yeah. I love it.

I don't know if, um. How about you guys exchange numbers? I might be guest bartending somewhere this weekend. I don't know if I'm allowed to say. They'll never know what bar. No, they'll never know. We're shooting a promo for it later. Ah.

Oh. Oh, love it. OK. Well, you two kids just have fun. Have fun on your date. Keep us in touch. We have a whole relationship. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I remember when I was in your shoes. Okay, well you two kids just have Yeah, oh for sure I remember when I was in your shoes just uh just Enjoy it

Be safe All right, thank you guys Kate fantastic job They're actually gonna go on a date I know It seems real Good job Mackenzie. I like hard good one. I do too. I liked all four of those guys those guys still with the flower on their face That's they were all really good candidates. Oh like no weirdos good dudes good show I'm sorry for screaming no when she

Oh, man, she got him good My guy next dating show will be for mincy So next dating show will be for Mincy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that could work. Yeah. Oh, man. We should do one for him.

That would be. It would have to be amazing. It would have to be amazing. How would it not be? It would be a smash hit. We'd have to go straight to marriage, though. No dating. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We've got enough time for that. That was a great show Kate very well thought out good job Kate only took me five months yeah bring that all together oh yeah I'm glad I hope I hope they do go on a date and have a good time and who knows this one feels more real this yeah yes yes I give it three weeks and these were all really like yeah lovely guys chatting them up beforehand so Three weeks tops yeah, I talk again after today probably

And now Lady Yakkers if you and we got an attorney we got an engineer we got yeah, that's right over miss out Don't get all gonna hunt Doberman's probably feels bad now, but this is the best thing that could happen Get that dog out there Find a home, so let him hunt yeah, that's probably why I did the pin drop at the end Yeah, that was essentially an application. Yeah hundred percent somebody suggested dueling dating shows Nikki smokes and Annika No, I think we gotta do mincycy next. Mincy next. Mincy would be so, because I mean, the women who would opt in know who Mincy is. So I could also see Mincy being like insanely superficial and being like, she's got a little extra

weight in the. Yeah. She talks to herself. What if it's just a bunch of smoke show? And we had a hundred hot chicks like a living all she wanted was sex Wanted they just want to kiss on me Insatiable she's not she just wants to suck my dick all day though Can't get nothing done. I got to do my show I can't be get my dick sucked all day

Ends up with six girlfriends. Yeah, I love the idea mincy being like her ass is a little flat I could never be with that. I need this mincy objectified women for right in front of their face Teeth were jacked I wonder how I skin their bra size like a big thing with girls Don't be only talking about yourself on a first date. We'd put them through hell with mincy then I would like to see what his criteria would be for the initial like five things people had to send do a spin for me What's your fit right? Yeah, what's your favorite thing about Ben Mince? would be for the initial like five things people had to send. Do a spin for me. Left tit, right tit. Yeah, what's your favorite thing about Ben Mintz? Yeah, tell me a story about me.

How many times have you been to college world series? Widespread panic shows. Sitting down at a first aid and he's like, so tell me about me. Yeah. Tell me about myself. Enough about me, what do you think about me? They should all be a guest on Wake Up, Minzy.

Oh, yeah. That's a woman come. Yeah, no, that's a hit show. That'll be a summer show for sure. All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel? Quick thank you to Jacob and everybody who participated and helped me out with it on the back end. Of course.

Everybody's always so, when you ask for help, everybody's always so quick to do to it. It's awesome. Yeah Great job team Good work fun Look at look you're mingling together. Let's look at the body language. Yeah And then you then Parker's just sitting there like no nothing on his face Is it a masculine thing? They don't want to be the first to wipe off the flower? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, they're allowed to.

Yeah. Yeah, decadence is just covered. Yeah. Oh, I hope they all become besties, too. Oh, they won't. No. They won't. They're going to be fighting in the parking lot after this.

Oh, decadence got a tough. The whole time, he got called stale. He had sexism, whatever. But he's not. He's like, I like him. He's a handsome guy. He was cool. He was cinematically cool. He really Something about him. Yeah cool guys. I like him means

He's gonna end up knocking out one of these chicks with the flower Oh, he beat the the guy known for limbo one and he beat him Talked about enough. Yeah, it's not winners. Yeah, all right TJ. Let's spin the wheel I Know I'm getting I'm letting dates pile up. I will get to it So dry all right reminder no show Thursday and Friday. We will be here tomorrow Yeah, there's a Friday will be the tournament. All right, see you everyone tomorrow. What a show. Alright, see you tomorrow. Love you guys.

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