The Yak - Malasek Rates the Items within Random Girls' Fridges | The Yak 9-25-24

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

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It's the clothing line for low-key chill crackers who got their shit together. Damn right, Kyle. Robak.com promo code Yak for 20% for low-key chill crackers who got their shit together damn right Kyle roback.com promo code yak for 20% off it is fridge day it's fridge which might be the most telling yeah you can tell a body count from a fridge really whoa yeah what about like peanut butter in the fridge? Oh, almond butter does go in the fridge if it's expensive. Really?

What's a high body count ladies fridge look like? Do you really want to know? It's queso. It's always the jarred queso. Too much cheese, sour cream. I will say at my peak, I lived off like charcuterie stuff. Like I didn't eat meals. Like a lot of hummus.

Saving pickle juice is a high body sour juice. Alright what's a low body count Fridge for a? Wee yogurt. OUI, the French little mason jar yogurt. That's a pious broad. Maybe palm juice. Pickles is a good one. Pickles is a horse snack. That's a pie. Maybe Tom juice. Yeah, pickles is a good one pickles is a horse

Ever the dude comes over he's like can I get a pickle? What's an extra L in there always does Every time yeah, that's a common occurrence Very related everybody probably is like yes Finally somebody said it. And we have fridges and we have drawings, correct? Self-portraits. So that could...I wonder...

And what else? A joke? So what's a high body count art medium? High body count art medium. Finger paint? I would say colored pencils. I think that could be low I would say colored pencils. I think that could be low. No, that's prude.

That's prude? Yeah. I think the pencil you have to click to get the lead out. Whore. That's much more. I think the skill with which they use the colored pencil determines the body count. There are some girls that will use crayon

and trace with the color first, the border, and then fill it in diagonally. You better wrap itally you better wrap it you better I think some girls are getting mad at Jake I know they yeah I know they are have you seen anything I think I saw one um they they should be yeah okay yeah all of them should be the way this should be all the women decide what this guy yeah they should come. Yeah. I was actually thinking last night What alternative prizes could I buy them because I feel bad at this point that this is gonna end up costing you money. Yeah. Yeah

But I mean like I get like not being chosen like Brandon imagine if like this was like a big thing and you didn't Get chosen to participate in it. Would you be bothered? A little bit, yeah. No, I think I really would. And if you feel like you earned a spot in Jake's heart. I just don't even know why I even had to say anything. I should've just been there. And he didn't even consider?

Yeah. But sometimes you don't belong with the big dogs. Like at Kent State, going to Penn State, two of their quarterbacks are out for the season because of this disparity is so criminal. The talent and size disparity. Sometimes you don't belong. Sometimes you just don't belong.

Why are they playing each other? No, it's for money. After Tennessee. Some of these girls are probably working really, really hard. And they just want... An occasional nod to say, hey, I see what you're doing. But Jake's going to be like, no, I'm what you're doing and Jake's gonna be like no. I'm gonna pick you Even though you haven't really done anything yeah

TJ how you doing? Fingers on the button brother, okay, I mean they're cleaning their rooms in their fridges for him Yeah, no small. Yeah, no small task midweek it's been incredible content I will say I've been I've had I've been laughing so yeah I love the rooms the most he's pissing me off every every time I see his face he's angry but like I can't deny this is I'm excited though for when these girls are here physically he's going to just cower, right? Oh, he has to.

Oh, yeah. He's gonna shrink. What day do we want to tell these girls to keep open to come? Just to say. The entirety of next week? Yeah, like Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. It won't be all three probably, but we'll,

I don't know, we'll have to talk about that. I feel like we're being wildly optimistic that any of them will wanna take off work for this, too. Yeah, fuck. I don't know we'll have to talk about that I feel like we're being wildly optimistic that any of them will want to take off work for this. Yeah, I think Once I get this far along though there. Yeah, I mean Jake's a prize Yeah, if you look past the fact that he had sex with his dog doesn't bathe is allergic to everything Will die is remarkably picky about every single thing is frankly just a bad human being yeah, yeah, we do gloss every's not nice He's not he's not nice. Yeah, right trying to see like a glimmer of hope out of that boy It's not there shitting in a jar seems to have been a problem for most girls to who would have guessed

Who would have guessed that's a hang up can't help but think you and Kyle had something to do with the shitting Okay, it does seem like a lot of bad decisions decisions I think he's a great dude to boys. Yeah He's so nice to us hey honest to God off. Do you like Jake? No, okay? Says hi Kate. He's like hi Kate his eyebrows do this thing. It makes me angry inside Yeah, no Huh, and that's what makes it angry inside. Yeah, no. Huh. And that's what makes it so fun. The detestable bachelor. That's what it is.

It's the funniest possible scenario. What's up Danny? Oh, you know, just surviving. Shit. Can't say that. Oh. I mean, Danny is a, do you guys know Danny is an actual S word? You're a survivor, Danny.

Oh, I am. Of an illness? Yeah. Or maybe Nick is just doing one of his fucked up lies again. No, no, Danny in high school. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm a cancer survivor. What, they strain.

Leukemia. Really? Acute lymphoplastic. Not many know that. Didn't you do a make-a-wish? I did a cancer survivor. What, they strain? Leukemia. Really? Acute lymphoplastics. Not many know that. Didn't you do a make-a-wish? I did a whole nine. You did a make-a-wish. You guys have me fucked up.

Yeah, I'm, I feel like you can't be jokin' at this point. I'm a few steps behind. Dive in, dive in, guys. I'm a few steps behind. I can't wait to see where it goes. I found this out, Danny, we were at a bar and he like brought it up. Maybe you saw somebody from your high school or something.

Oh, maybe, yeah. Oh, were they like, oh, it's cancer boy. They call they were just like oh, you're still around Yeah, it's like you look bad. Were you bald in high school? So really yes, I was a rare rare exception I only had I was it was like very thin it was basically a buzz cut kept the eyebrows But yeah, three years of chemo, make a wish, whole nine. Yeah. Three years. Yeah.

And this was during this. But we're not allowed to talk about it. No, I think pediatric leukemia is like the longest cure process. So from the jump, you're signed up for three years because it's so likely to come back. What was your wish? So I kind of got one denied first. What? Who denied you? Well it didn't even, it didn't. It didn't. Little pussy? Yeah, sir we're not miracle workers. It didn't even make it far enough to actually get denied. Wait, oh I thought the cancer has to be like bad enough. The only qualifications are you got to be 17 and

under and diagnosed with a terminally ill disease. I both and I ended up living so I wanted to think ahead just got my license wanted to get a car and They were kind of like we don't really do anything that Involves payments from here on out because the idea is that you're dying, right? And so that was axed and then I met the cast the office The whole cast office. Yeah Yeah I got to watch them. Me and my family got flown out to LA. Watched them film an episode. It was the one where Pam punches Michael. Oh when they finds out about the affair with their mom? But yeah they really they work it up. We went to Conan Live. Fast passes. Dude, you're so lucky.

That's awesome. I beat the system. Danny. Wow. Were there ever rubber bracelets for you? There actually weren't. What? Sadly enough. Yeah, I kind of stayed off the radar.

Was there a beef and beer at least? Irish health insurance? No, I got nothing. Just a... What worse did she say? A beef and beer? Irish health? Here comes a one of one thing. I don't know what it meant either but I knew it. Beef and beer when somebody has cancer? At least in like where I'm from. You have a beef and beer you have like a party for them and you raise a bunch of money and they call it like Irish health insurance. Is that you? Beef and beer. Oh, beef.

Yeah. We, we, steak fries. Did you guys do steak fries? For cancer? What's a steak fry? Just a steak cookout? You go to steak fries? I've never been to one but our parents were there every week.

My parents would go to a weekend. There was a fundraiser steak fry. You would pay to go and you would pick out your piece of meat and there was a big long grill and you'd grill with people. You don't fry a steak. Why would you call it a steak fry? Call it a steak fry, man. Yeah. I like that idea though. I've been to

fish fries that are fundraisers. Sorry, not the same. That seems like the exact same. Yeah, fun little fact about Danny. Oh, just fact. Just fact. Were you like, were you doom? Was I doomed? Were you experienced doom? Like we were like, oh, fuck, like this oh this is no was it a boomer a do No, I mean it was a pretty good curate there was like okay There's bumps along the road three years of high school like those are significant like a hot chick go to prom with you for attention So the first year is really just the first year is really only the bad year That's when it's like weekly yeah, so that's when like you look like you have cancer

You're gray and shit were you gray a little yeah, it's pretty pale But I still had my hair But then the two years three years after that once a month second years once every two months So you're pretty normal at that point. I wasn't going to prom anyways yeah I went to an all boys high school did you have like a period afterwards or like you were a little bit of a daredevil like probably yeah we're like were you bad like I need to experience Brandon what are you doing it's too heavy they don't know lightweight they don't know for lying or no no yeah I mean I I'm gonna be honest I still think you're fucking with all of us all like you and Nick like he just can't be at this point

I'd be yeah at this point. I'm starting well. He's dead man. You guys are pulling the pulling the weight here. Yeah So I I know it's real and I'm on the side of it's real, but I I'm trying to get marked I'm not I'm not skeptical. I'm just more confused. Yeah, I just think it's an interesting story Yeah, well you cried wolf. I mean now they're not gonna write right well He hasn't made up lies, but I have never lied about you You cried at the sleep sides the fact that I had cancer and that's when we talked that's when I found out You were weeping yours like yeah, but it was at an all-boys school. So like that was about a hot prom date I'm not saying you guys are lying. I just will not be made a fool of

But now it's just like damn You will not make a fool of me Just say you feel bad. Do not pull one over on me. Just just say I'm sorry that happened to you to Danny You don't have to be sorry Danny I'm so now that I see the air my ways. I'm so sorry that you went through that gotcha bitch No, it's true Yeah, he was riddled you don't want to do a beef and beer Yeah, I'll be awesome. I never got what was the beef was at stake people so

Beef curtains and beer part yeah, it was normally a beef curtains and beer part. It was normally like buffet style, but like you know the roast beef and the hot beef with the thing underneath it, you know? Yeah, the warmers. Yeah, it was almost like a funeral meal. I miss the roast beef that had the red lamp over it and the guy would cut it for you.

Yeah. I would have rather had a beef and beer than a make-away. It was usually at like a fire hall or a VFW or whatever. Who was the nicest on the Office cast? Steve Carell, he spent probably the most time with us out of all of them. That's awesome. He's the man.

Yes, he. Wait, who wasn't the nicest? So I didn't meet- Fucking BJ Novak. Did you meet BJ? Yeah, very nice. So was Angela. I held her kid.

Wow. Yeah. Okay, now he's telling the Angela. I held her kid. Wow! Yeah. Okay, now he's telling the truth. Is that bad parenting to give your newborn to the frail, gray, cancer patient? I only dropped him twice. But Kelly and Stanley weren't there, unfortunately. What do they have different? Greg Robinson was there okay, okay?

vehicle was he nice He was very nice. We talked years later on redline radio, and he did not remember me no that makes sense That's something you block out Pilchall Pilchall Pilchall Kyle's doing an impression of a guy that sleeps with whores Gonna guess Any takeaways from like the filming process that's really interesting Kyle's doing an impression of a guy that sleeps with whores. I was gonna guess. Any takeaways from the filming process? That's really interesting.

I mean, you watch him do the same take like 50 times. I figure that's how it works. Like 50 times. So we really only saw one thing. But it was interesting because, did you guys all watch The Office? Yes. So I was going in before the season even aired. This was probably like 2010 and

Erin the receptionist hadn't been introduced yet She like wasn't even a star at all and she was like, oh like who are you? I think I think I might have taken her first ever picture with her really maybe don't quote me on that I was seeing my first sale. Yes, Ellie Kemper Well, you know Ellie Kemper from st. Louis. I just do Sometimes you just have to accept Here you're really wasting your time Was Ellie and J Moe. Yeah, but years later all the little secrets and cool things that they told me Got spoiled by the internet like what what do they tell you just like how?

Toby Ryan and Kelly are in the annex because they're the writers so while scenes are going on in the office they can always be in there writing. When they do the confessionals and like the window is behind them for the interviews, whoever, if there's, if like Jim or Pam usually or Michael, they'll have a window facing outside and that's supposed to be symbolic that they're going to get out of the office one day Where everyone else is just facing inside the office no kid Wow yeah wait so they write in real time

Mm-hmm like for the next episode you know I would assume it was just like done on yeah Yeah, I'm sure they're not week to week, but it's just like they could be doing something else other than being an extra in a scene You know you didn't I didn't air you out, right? This is public. No, we've talked about it on like dog walk. Okay I wish I would see like were they like passionate like oh, we're making gold like we're excited or is it more of a job? I I can't I could not speak higher of Steve Carell and most of them. Yeah, they all seem to be in a very good mood Love it. Mm-hmm, Brandon. I don't know if you'd be a fighter man For cancer. Yeah, yeah, I probably give up quick yeah

Brandon week I think I would just like take out a white flag during the diagnosis like yeah, all right. Just go ahead and Yeah, no you're right. I don't have fighting in me. We should make Brandon weak bracelets put them in the store Yeah, no, you're right. I don't have fighting in me. We should make Brandon weak bracelets put them in the store Where every bar still live sporting event anytime you're in the Sun Did you get to ring the bell Honestly, no It was so it was so long that like even by I guess that big milestone would have been When you're finally done with weekly and that's after eight months

But then from there so got like two and a half more years how long your plug you're you're getting that it's like a Intravenous it's in you get a port in your chest a port in your like Iron Man Yeah, sick something like that, but like what did you do to pass the time as you were sitting there? So that's for me at least common misconception that you always You always see the drip, and everyone is different. I'm sure most people get the drip. I probably got chemo 80 times, had the drip once. It was more of a shot. Oh.

But you're still there for a good hour. Okay. Interesting stuff. You're kind of drugged up, so time passes. Chicago leukemia patient meets office cast there's an article September 11th to your leukemia patient hmm they call me St. Patrick high school junior bar stool Chicago leukemia patient at you so let me understand that Nick Nick planted this article in 2009. That's right

Was your family like hey, thanks for having cancer that was fun. Yeah, they all thank me immensely Yeah, I flew private they what they drove whoa You flew private though Not not for make-a-wish oh For for what I'm flown private, but no for this say I mean they they do it up They'll give you like a debit card with like 500 to spend too It's a it's a whole ordeal and all you got to do is get a little leukemia little cancer and somehow find a way to live I Had a friend in high school that they knocked his make-a-wish level down because he beat the cancer during the process Really he had the Yankees experience like booked and then he overcame the cancer and they gave him like a mall shopping spree

I'm shocked. It didn't happen to me. I think it was because I had so much longer to go But yeah, but you also have like a doom and gloom demeanor Yeah, so I think like I bet you could get a make-a-wish with like a cold, right? Probably thought I was still about to die But yeah, they say like people with Down syndrome and like cerebral palsy. It's more of like a every year. It's almost like a lottery Are you super healthy now I wouldn't say super but I'm fine Annie will check up still I mean like do you live a healthy now? I wouldn't say super, but I'm fine. Annual checkup still. I mean, do you live a healthy lifestyle?

Or are you like, just day by day? Yeah, I'd say as normal as most guys my age. I mean, I work out. I eat chocolate here and there, but I'm not the next David Goggins. You're a bad boy. You know who deserves a good dating show is you. You!

What the fuck? Wasting it on an evil man. Make a wish too. Yeah. Wow. I'm all set on the dating show, thank you though. We'll see, it's really not your call. Yeah.

Never is, curse of free will. Huge contrast to Malicek. Yeah. On that high note, let's crack some shit. Let's crack why. Alright, Malicek, get in here. You don't want to get anyone in here? Yeah.

I suppose. I guess. We have to. Actually, I'm tired. Tired as you could. Also, KB, is the word out about you? The word? Yeah.

Is the Instagram post I saw true? Oh, yes. Congratulations. He's dual-catted. He's two cats. Oh, wow. Well, it started off a worst-case scenario for me from an entertainment level.

They're just both terrified. So they were playing hide and no seek under furniture. They'll get there. But no, then I went home yesterday and it was an itty bbitty kitty committee like they were Just all they were not they're not playing together But they're so curious and they keep inching close to each other and it's so cute And it's a blast that bodes well in the new one a kitten kitten or is it a cat?

It's a tiny kitten. It's like a McRib Wow. Are you tormenting it? No, it's so fragile Like it feels even awkward to like polled. Have you think have you thought of like what the first torment you're gonna put it through is? Yes Yeah, what what color is this one it's light gray with like it looks like a Little Asian in it like a snow leopard. Oh, yeah Force it to play a string instrument Yes adorable dude I when I was at

Hans Zimmer they brought the Chinese cellist up and they were and they were like the mom forced her to play cello since she was three. That's how they do it. Really? Like 15 hours a day. Yes. Crazy. Cello, violin. Hello Jake. Hi Jake. How have you been doing? Good. How have your DMs been? Solid. Nobody mad? No not a few yesterday but there was mad two days ago yeah a couple a couple girls were upset but that's love baby what are you gonna do in what way what gives you the right they say shit like that well they were just like you don't you don't understand all that you know pissed but Jake don't let him don't let him get in your ass Are you getting any rogue girls that are like I'm better than these on the list a couple of just kind of? Throwing their hat in the ring, but wow I'm sticking to the show. It's exciting. I'm sticking to the show

They like the show curiosity get the best of you. No I'd refuse to play that game What game respond to respond? Oh like you know their names. Oh No, I haven't I haven haven't delved into the contestants. I want to keep this as secret as possible. What about the fact that we learned you're very easy to win with accents? Like, if anybody had known coming in, all they had to do was put any accent on their voice, and they would have gotten to the top. Yeah, what if that's what happened with the two girls with accents?

They were just put on the accents. And that's a great play by them. If you actually meet them, and they don't have accents. Do you respect that? Des Moines. It's not even close to us. They're a British chimney sweep, hello, Gov'nah. Sweep your chimney. No, I was pleasantly surprised. Both days.

This has been very shocking. How good it's going. Danny had cancer. I heard that. Anything you want to say? And now we're sitting here trying to get you a date. Yep. Yeah, you're welcome dude. Thanks, man Real friend. Before we get into it any deal breakers. Let's start with the fridge Hmm an overage of sauces would be a deal breaker for me. Yeah, that's a nasty bitch. An overage of condiments? Yeah, what sentence you said? An overage of sauces. Yeah, that's right. I'm not a fan of an over bitch. An overage of- Like condiments? Yeah. Wait, what sentence you said? An overage of sauces.

Yeah, that's right. I'm not a fan of- An overage. An overage. Overage. I'm not a sauce guy. That's- Is there a specific sauce that you're not looking for?

I hate ketchup. I think it's disgusting. Every fridge is going to have ketchup. I'm in the door. In the door. I mean, you can have- I mean, whatever. But like, if you have every sauce known to man,

that kind of grosses me out alright, so that's just me You asked me for I love this dude. I think no sauce is gross sir. No sauce Yeah, I also who do I send my pictures to I have pictures of my or? Yes, room my bedroom in my place level the playing field TJ. You wanted to text text you Email it all right or just text it whatever text text you Email it all right or just text it whatever To sauce overage so to a deal breaker yeah over under on sauce two and a half sauces in the fridge

No like four and a half for what's a fine sauce if you have like a day one or a was to a was to sure How about ranch You're gay! You're gay! More of like a mustard and a ketchup Sweet and sour Soy sauce is fine It's more of like the more viscous the Grocery gets for me Barbecue sauce?

That's fine So sauces are I hate Mayonnaise is one of those things where it's on the sandwich, but you don't tell me I'm cool with it, but if you tell me do you want me to see it in the fridge? I don't want no it's kind of gross What about too much booze uh? Not really that doesn't seem to be a problem guys a beer

What beers a one Where's the other one and a Big thing a protein powder on way What would be the worst sauce? Ketchup does Jake fucking suck Yes, yes, yeah has this been good for you or bad for you this week people definitely hate me more than they did on Sunday afternoon That's for fucking sure Very few people are like I like Jake more now But that that's that's how this game goes Brandon Brandon's most liked was his first day of barstool

And it's just a trip down from there straight. I think that we could speak for everybody mm-hmm that is true. Yeah That is true, but no people fucking hate me now. We're just fine people got mad at me when I made up that Danny had cancer That I think that would be funny and acceptable yeah, if you did do that yeah, I think it'd be really funny doesn't that a movie 5050 right with he wasn't making it up here. He was no it was a 55 Joseph Gordon-levin was he was playing a role. Yeah, just for love. It's a real dick Fuck off wait that do you? Don't piece of shit fuck you mark Um gives you the right jade did everybody did everybody submit so we got 11 of 12 people writing back

Who didn't who didn't who left? They there's a chance they get still, so I want to leave them. But I want to know who's the delayed one. Who's the... Functuality's a big thing for me. Uh oh. Um... Unless they have an axe. Is it somebody in his top five? No.

Alright. Fucker. It was someone who was like one of the lower scores. Uh, we might, we might, uh, get rid of a tardy girl. Someone who realized she doesn't really have much of a chance of winning this thing And also even if I did win what's my prize? Yeah, so why am I doing what is there to win? Yeah? Why am I taking all the sauces out of my fridge? Just only ridicule what do y'all want to sit here right now? Do y'all want to offer a cash prize out of big cat's pocket? Yeah

thousand dollars We gotta motivate the women it's for love or money if you You get a $1,000 date with Jake Malasek uh-huh or $2,000 should we do the The thing where it's like you split or steal you have to both pick it no just her So a thousand dollar date with him or two thousand cash you go home like you have to both pick it. No, just her. We don't want you to hurt her. So $1,000 date with him or $2,000 cash, you go home. I think we got something there. Yeah, that's good.

That'll get him in here. That's great. Yeah, we do have to give him a reason to continue to do this. Because it can't just be him. Jake's shirt shit is not in. I'm on your side with this. I agree with you.

Yeah. Cool, man. You went to him yesterday. He's coming at you today I know but that is not it is the correct take the price. Why are you this way? But yeah, you can alter how you behave not gonna though. Yeah, right your heartbroken Have you ever cried over a woman? Oh, yeah, really? Oh, yeah, was it a high school first love? Yeah, she take your virginity Yeah, and that's what it is and now he knows what's up I would that was hate women that was the talk for a couple. Oh, it's it But it was a real it was a real big problem. Did she leave you for your best friend?

It was bad I don't want to go too deep into it, but that was I was getting made fun of a lot She had horse radish fresh from high school. What name did they give? She'll never she'll never watch this But she knows she knows what so she could she just dumped you or was it more? I made a big fool of myself. I had no idea what I was doing. I made a big fool of myself in attempts to woo. Oh. Woo.

And it went back to real bad. What was your woo attempt? This is it. This is it. This is it. This is exactly what it is, yeah. What was the woo attempt? No, I don't. You gotta say. I really don't want to.

Did you write her number on the 50-year line? No, I don't want to do this. All right, TJ, bring her out. Ha ha! Ha ha! Just say, give us a hint what the woo attempt was. You write her number on the 50. I don't want to do this All right TJ bring her out Just say give us what the woo attempt was I'll say this there was a voicemail that got sent around That's bad it was really bad see Danny it could have been worse man dude I seriously I would rather It was really bad voicemail and think voicemail is voicemail the worst? Is it worse than text? Is it worse than DM?

Oh any voice message. You gotta play off a text message. Jake were you playing guitar in the voicemail? No no no no but it was. Was it a song? No it was a very. Was it crying? Was it desperation in your voice? No it was more of just a it was just embarrassing it was just what am I doing? But what was I don't want to do this she leaked your voicemail Yeah, I don't mean to be fucking doing it. Yeah, we don't have to do it Jake

Don't only talk about what you're comfortable with were you crying Were you no? She leaked it were you begging I for her back? On social media? No, it was just like... Were you being sexual? We were 14, like... Were you being sexual? No, it was more of just like I was being overly...

Uh... Sappy. Sappy. And that got... You were 14. I was... Yeah, exactly. That's fine. But what did you say? My first, uh, crush.

But wait, and then she leaked it. Mm-hmm. That's brutal. That's fucked up, man. That's tough. That would lead to gotta hate guy to hate one she yeah Yeah, I think we figured it out First love is the sweetest, but the first cut is the deepest

Sorry, Jake. What did Shannon Sharpe say to Chad Otrousi Co. She gonna need an ice pack Yeah, yeah, it's a sad episode well well let's figure out your trauma on yeah So of the 11 Women that have advanced to this round and responded I've randomized them again, so they're not going to be the same Numbers as yesterday, so it's gonna be again Canada 1 through 11 then we have the self-portrait a picture of the inside of their fridge and two truths and a lie do you even tell you what the lie is or no no that's the point yeah but you know the lie I do all right let me hit let me hit pardon my cheese steak and then we'll get right into it football is back in full gear and ordering pardon my cheese steak for your game day meal or late night eats is the

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Is it room or fridge? I have all three. I brought living room bedroom fridge Nobody asked you to bring living room. I thought you want to see it. I you guys did okay? Well, let's see it see whatever you got one. I'll just go living room bedroom fridge in that order So you guys have I think I've been there. Oh my goodness That's the living room didn't you react poorly to one that looked almost exactly like this? But there was also a bed. That was the studio.

Oh, OK. What was your critique there? She should make more money? No, the two-seater loveseat threw me off. How long did it get you to get the dog to pose like that? That's where he sits. Hmm. Good dog.

OK. It's pretty nice. Did you clean anything up? Bad boy. No, that's usually nice. Did you clean anything up? Bad board? No, that's usually kind of how it looks. Yeah, the core, you should cover that cord up a little bit. Let's see.

You think your ceiling fan's a little small? That's the bedroom. Hmm. With my singular art on the wall. Kate. This is, it almost looks like a mattress on the floor guy's room. It's like very, it's too-

Minimalist. Let's see the picture. But not cute. My parents gave me these. There's one on the floor guys room. It's like very it's too Let's see the picture but not my parents gave me these there's one on the other side as well What is that is a hammer gallery Jim Harrison something too much text? Yeah, I'd get rid of that yeah, it's like a quote card golf club golf clubs right are yeah, it's real gray It's gray pretty gray yep The one girl's room was this exact same green and you foam green no it's not a grain it's a yeah it's like a blueish gray we can see it no I know but it that's not it's not this was her room was okay the dog laid in the other spot yeah interesting a lot of wires okay different

dog oh Jake Okay different dog. Oh Jake See spider webs in there. Yeah Just alcohol no non alcoholic Alcoholic beer why is there a can of Italian to me I cook sometimes a can of tomato I haven't been to the grocery store in a little bit To KitKats a Hershey bar The cream cheese is for my dog's pills That is minced garlic those are also non alcoholic Stella's

My dad was here over not drink my dad was here over Thanksgiving. He was doing a no drinking phase. We got those and he left. Over Thanksgiving? I had one of them, yeah. Thanksgiving? Oh wait, those are a year old. Wait, no, wait. Thanksgiving? No, no, no, sorry. It was over my sister's graduation so that would be end of June. The cups.

Do you not have cups? Do you just throw away? I usually have a thing of red solos in my apartment. I don't use those. Those are blue. But I usually have like plastic cups. But I have cups. I have like the little diner plastic cups. Those are my favorites.

Okay. Okay. That was sad. Yeah. I didn't realize I had no food in the house when I woke up this morning. But usually there's more stuff in there. So are you delivery every day? No, I usually- well I've been eating here this week.

More. With the catered food? Mm-hmm. Yeah. But, yeah, that was- I wish there was more stuff in there. Sadly. Yeah. Give us one line you said in the voicemail.

Honest, please, man. Okay, I'll give you the line that was everybody made fun of me for. The thing that was said around, this did not leave me for all four years of high school. Every time something came up, this was the line. It was, your happiness is my number one priority. And that was the, for some reason, I got made fun of more for that for four years in high school than anything else. It's very-

Out of context, that seems perfectly fine. I don't know what it was, but that literally like ruined my school. How'd you say it? That, like, I don't know. I was 14, I have no idea, but that is, that, it was that. Your happiness is my number one. Your happiness. I may have said it like 12 times.

Oh, okay, you might have said it 12 times. But that was the line that everybody- There it is. Yeah, I think that would be the line people would say back. I'm a sappy, hopeless romantic. Your happiness as long as you're with me. You're not a hopeless romantic. I am. You be the line people would say back. I'm a sappy, hopeless romantic. Your happiness as long as you're with me. You're not a hopeless romantic. I am.

You're the opposite. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am. It's just... If you were a romantic... Or the right person, I totally am. And I've done it a couple times in my life. Have they worked out?

No. But I am. And I will continue to be. Did you still try to get back to this girl after she leaked the voicemail? Uh, yeah, what was the what was the minute age on this voicemail three ish minutes? How how hot was she? Really? Okay. Oh, well, she's for the way you're talking about a Well when I was for he was 14, so I'm Me I'm we're both 14 at this point Jake you don't have answer. Did she snatch your purity? No, no, no, okay That's how that took a while. How did you find out it got leaked?

When everybody else was like this is look at this and I was like, ah, that's probably bad Heard it on the really bad. That's pretty deep. Why did she leak it? Cuz it was hilarious I guess probably again. I'm sure that as a 14 year old girl. That was really funny Do you think it still exists somewhere probably I remember senior high school Somebody pulled it back up, and I was like damn. I'm excited for tomorrow's episode. That's crazy someone probably has it your happiness is my number one priority Uh-huh and and she said Make not being with you makes me happy and then he said it a lot more time You're like literally was two months into freshman year high school and that forever. Yeah, I should transfer

Really for the left that was probably it 14 is a little early to be telling somebody your happiness is my number I didn't know what to do. Did you get ribbed like buddies rib each other or was it bullying? Oh, no, I was clown so like you played sports in high school away games. Did the other no it didn't get that far Okay, it was it was It was bad I think it's funny you live and you learn yeah it's hilarious you live and you learn all right uh so Che if you have some what order do you want to go in I've randomized it but now for the further showing the stuff yeah why don't we show

the photos first and then I'll do self-portrait then fridge then two trips in a lie right yes should we see how many dropped out after hearing that story first yeah all right whatever it's on you then hello this looks like something from a boardwalk oh like a character she didn't know the word caricature. That's a turn-off Something from a boardwalk that could be a soft pretzel It's caricature babe skinny neck there. Yeah, very I assume that red boot is on the page Pre drawing yes solid solid drawing. What do you like about it? I like the eyes cool eyes. Could you kiss that face? Yeah, come on also? What would the sexy fingernail holding on to the paper there?

Manicure it's a long thumbnail. I'm not gonna lie pretty pale All right, Jake could you see you with? This is a solid self-portrait. All right. Let's see your fridge. Skinny fridge. Lot of sauce. Oh, yeah. So this is a freezer, too, but I'm not going to show the freezer because then you can see

photos. Yeah, you can't show the fridge. Let's, can we zoom in? All right. Whoa. I'm not gonna show the freezer, because then you can see photos. Yeah, you can't show the freezer. Sure, yeah, gotcha. Can we zoom in? All right, whoa! That's a mature sign to buy two of one thing. No Stella Blue. There's more in the back, right? You just got a lot of them.

Oh, that's the point of obsession. Yeah, should be Stella Blue. That's the point of addiction. All right. Oh, is that the fancy apple juice and the glass? Mm-hmm. Okay. Why is that apple juice so torn?

It looks empty now a four pack of Martinelli's gotcha very good probably pop good flavor She's she's out. She's bev to the fuck. She's hydrated Okay, catch up yuck. What's picaris wet? What car yet so weird is that is water car he sweat she's got body armor right there oh yeah that was really good they were good oh yeah oh my god that's that's a turn on let's go to the door you gotta go the door the door the catch-ups full so it's not like she's using it a ton or a ton and that's the backup. Yeah. sour cream sour cream. She got some beers in the bottom. Is that bubbies?

Is that kraut? Yeah. I like that. It's uh what was that mustard she got right? You're right. Some grape. Okay. Is that what that is? That's Dijon mustard more espresso martini. Okay. That's her drink of choice. Yeah 17% that oh Holy shit, and that's the expensive truffle sauce. Yeah Good standard sauces right that that's yeah whip sauce. Right? That's what that is? Oh.

Maybe. Oh. Yeah. I think that's a very solid fridge. Solid fridge. Solid fridge. Nothing to be concerned about. Okay. Good fridge. Alright, so what are you going to give her?

All included. Oh wait, two truths and a lie first? Two truths and a lie. I am 5'2". I went to Germany and Poland by myself this year. I used to be a mental health therapist. All right, so what do you want the lie to be there? I want the mental health therapy to be the lie.

Yeah, fuck her. That's a red flag. The other two are good or fine didn't say patient yeah but bragging about going to another country by yourself like why you're an adult you you go places by yourself right maybe she's just a well traveled that I also thought that that you could be a couple inches here or there you want her working in mental health to be the lie? Yeah. Why? Also, we also didn't have any of those women, I guess they would have, she said formerly, right? So, that would, yeah.

Okay, how do you feel about it? That would bother you? I just look at you whenever I need to. Yeah. I used to be a therapist as a red flag. She said she's going to be dissecting me all the time. Yeah. What do you think therapists do? They fucking listen to people's problems all the time and they

give advice yeah that's that's my wife that's a yeah that's that's perfect perfect for a woman yeah especially if you're a guy with high school trauma you're holding I wouldn't call it trauma I would just I would I think you had a thousand-yard stare when you were you have the worst high school trauma in this room Yes, easily Alright, hey your voicemail leaked Here's Steve Carell Alright

All around 7, 7, 3 7, 3 So just a baseline really There can be worse, there can be better How do you feel about 5'2 as a two as a height for a little short, but? independent travel ideal height would be like five six five seven probably You know that's gangly still throwing a pair of heels, but that's like you know you're not uh

Burning my kids chances of playing professional sports. Oh learning my kids chances of playing professional sports oh that's a good thing to think about that's a thing kids don't have a chance I'm six feet tall if she's not if she's five foot two that is we're having short kids five foot six five foot seven you're not six feet tall yeah you're a stumpy where's the tape?

I'm five eleven pull up the tape I don't think you're six feet either I've been to the doctor I'm exactly six feet measured at six feet so why'd you just to the doctor. I'm exactly six feet. Measured at six feet. So why'd you just lie to me? OK, I'm exactly six feet.

Same. What? You want to stand up? Stand up. Maybe under. Stand up. Oh. Kiss.

Oh my. I think he had you about a half inch, maybe a full inch Oh, no, I think aren't you like six three. Yeah taller than six feet No, I'm six I'm just trying to make Jake seem shorter Seven three solid all right, let's right back to that number one so contestant one so Right you're thinking about your spawn your offspring. Yes playing professional sports Well, it's not the fact that I need them to play professional. It's more of the

Even even going into high school athletics and collegiate athletics you would like to give them a starting block Yeah, let's not close the door on them being NBA players not NBA like keep that door open Let's see I mean with your pedigree. They should be fine. Yeah, they'll be my dad is six to wish and my mom is five five Oh, so they fucked you and my dad consistently brings it up that like wish she wish she was taller Jesus Christ Would you want your kid to play football at a high like stand up we would tape all right? Let's do it. Now take your pants off. I'm wearing flatter shoes. I'm staying on that.

Take the shoes. He is wearing very flat shoes. I think he's serious. I think he is six feet. What is he Brando? He is dead at six feet. With shoes on. With shoes on. With the lifts on. He was probably at six feet and a half inch. So he's probably right at six feet. Yep. Not a liar.

Very good. Thank you. We're going to keep this just in taste. Alright. 7.3 out of 10. Very good. Thank you. We're gonna keep this just in taste All right seven point three out of ten I'm gonna say therapist So I have an idea All right number two Jay all right candidate to you think I think I know who that one was Do you want to give a guess I? Think that might have been the southern belle really you think so cowboy boot I feel like that fridge did cowboy But yeah, okay that might be trendy now

But this is why we had to do the fridges and everything because maybe the southern bell isn't all she's correct that fridge didn't seem I also think Aussies will wear a cowboy boot in the hearth Oh that that fridge was more Australian that fridge didn't seem to match the vibe. That wasn't a southern fridge. Oh there would have been grits. Of the southern apartment. Southern fridges have grits every time. Oh, yeah, even though. I didn't even know you refrigerated grits. Their yard? I just feel like she's got leftover grits. That might have been the Australian because some of those brands were like Bubby. We're international. Yeah All right. Candidate two. Yep. of those brands like bubby international yeah all right candidate to yeah oh we got beautiful eyes fat juicy titties socks are always on curly brown hair that's good that's a good portrait that's like good like that you like that juicy that juicy titties this isn't drawing this is writing solid yeah but that's the drawing she just she's just indicating portrait

Writing solid yeah, but that's the drawing she just she's just indicating what on the drawing you need to build your perfect quarterback Are you worried that her titties do seem to overlap they have a The overlap is your penis. Hahaha. Alright, you like that one? That was good, yeah that's funny. Alright, fridge. What? Oh Jay!

This is a dude. This is a dude. That's an awesome fridge. Couldn't draw, mentioned the titties. No ketchup. This is a What do you guys see top right? Oh? Nope no in the in the main body Miller light and pill

Sorry, buddy, this is is fun this is a good one love it for sightseeing what's next to the wine? what's that little athletic green? it's a JBL speaker solid fridge is that coffee popular amongst women? I know it's a target

we've got to hook them all up maybe at the least we can hook them all up that's some chick-fil filet dipping sauces it looks like that's hoarding tendencies. You're not gonna use that You just didn't want to throw it away. Mm-hmm probably cuz the garbage is so full so you like this I look at this fridge, and I definitely think there's a hoarder Damn she's got a problem Take it's devoid of ingredients for a meal. Correct. You're fine with that.

What do you guys get if you pick this woman, what are you going to do for dinner ever? Also do you feel like she's too busy? Like if she's at work all the time, of course her fridge is going to look like her. So my fridge often doesn't look like how it looks in the picture that I sent because I get groceries. I just haven't met. So this could possibly be that situation. It could be.

I'm not going to fault her on. It could be cater be cater breakfast and lunch week at her workplace as well. Maybe which it is possibly People are busy yeah Solid all right to truth or lie Okay I wear socks to bed truth. I graduated from an Ivy League school And I'm not the type of person to make up my fun facts whoa hold on the doctors the mother yeah is that it i think her name's friday it was a jewish it was true not the type of wait so that's not the type of person so if that's that's that's gotta be the love that's gotta be the lie truth so she

didn't go to a really school that has to be the life why don't you choose when I believe there'd be two lives if there be two lives then ok yeah She went to an Ivy League school. Then there'd be two lies. Because if there'd be two lies then. Okay. Yeah. Whoa. This is some Ivy League shit. Yeah it is.

This is Ivy League parodons. But she didn't go there. Then what? Well it could be the socks. But she, then that's a- As a misdirection she puts socks on. Uh-huh. Three lies.

How do you feel about Ivy League if that is true? Not my favorite why? Because you went to Virginia and you like the elitism that comes right and if someone I guess it would depend on the Ivy League school Yale Brown I guess it would depend on the Ivy League school Yale Brown You can't dart my pen the top three in my brain Are you pen for people the people that go to those schools you yucked if a future partner went to Yale? Yeah, cuz like what if that made her happy isn't that your number one priority?

You're such a pussy, dude. Piece of shit, dude. Such a piece of shit. Alright, so... That one was good. I'm gonna give that a 7-5. Well, Chay knows the lie. I don't know if we want to reveal or not. I don't think so. I think we tell the lie once he- cause we're getting it down to seven today?

We're making cuts today. Oh, nice. Yeah. All right, I gave that a seven five. I said Ivy Leaguer as my note. Oh God. Where'd it go T-Rex? Ivy Leagues?

Duh. Of course TJ puts, she goes rogue, Princeton S. Contestant number two. It's a red flag if she went to Yale is what we found out. Brown is the worst one. Brown is. Why? Don't clip that.

Don't clip that. Somebody actually clipped that way out of context. Columbia also is F tier as well. Just do, no let's not make it out of context. Let's have a cute quote card brown is the worst one Malisec on women So we determined that was one of the truth we don't know we'll find out at the end of the day, okay What do we got next, Steve?

We're gonna go candidate three with their portrait first. Okay. Oh, some color. And not loose leaf this time. Her full-time job is on a Life is Good shirt. I was gonna say, it's like his chick. You're stealing the life is good guy's chick.

Is she laying down or falling through the air? Jumping jacks. She's doing jumping jacks. Do you like chicks with long arms? She's shown midriff as well. I assume that's blonde hair. What? Yes. No, I assume that's blonde hair. What? Yes That's black hair

Her hair is on fire. I like that you're playing this one safe. Good guess. I Don't He doesn't want to speak in absolutes dude, he's no sense He thinks it's the fucking candle from Beauty and the Beast I think that's hair we thought it was a flame so I don't want to see I could either be she could either be half torch or we're bored I hope she comes in and she's just like hey Could be her to rule it out her to truth to no lie. I'm a candle So my head's always on fire Thoughts on blonde ponytails solid she seems thin she does seem thin

you like the the aqua tones that she wears mm-hmm She's like markers lying around oh my god Is that bad you got I mean you have kids so I Believe that you probably do anybody else have like colored writing utensils in their apartment I can't say I do yes, I women probably too

I did for dead doodling and like you know those like color and sketchbooks for like running off your brain sometimes yeah Sometimes I have no so you would judge that well. No. I'm just curious. It's an interesting. She could have also done this at work Do we have colored? I don't know where she works. This is bar This should be the place that would have that No, we do have it we do okay, but there's a lot of places that would have all that brown maybe just sharpies That was fine. I mean didn't really give me a whole lot to go off of there, but I think enough All right, let's see your fridge

This is a good fridge a good fridge. This is a good fridge well well maintained up there all right That's a lot of cheese Love Velveeta. This is a very good fridge This is a very good fridge. Pineapple. Oh, that might be for you. Is that real? Is that a real thing? That's real juice.

Ginger ale? Crant. Oh, UTIs maybe. Alright. Good B. Go out a little bit. Good B. DC.

Alright, yup. Isn't it, you can tell that she's blonde, right? Yeah, you can. Yeah, diet cokes and grapes. This is very well kept mm-hmm some quark Oh organic she cares about the hummus our water there a lot of bit of options is that turkey ground turkey healthy yeah this is a very good fridge is skinny we saw from the picture

cream cheese no door okay what's that down there that's some it's like beverages premium cocktails yeah and a fireball shooter yeah okay this is good well stocked fridge this is probably the best fridge we've seen so far good fridge solid fridge alright let's hear two truths and a lie I have ridden an elephant I'm the middle child of seven kids whoa I can lick my elbow whoa this is good which one wouldn't you like I mean I feel like all of those are there's no

bad one the elbow isn't the elbow thing like impossible so that's why I would be no worries it's busted out a lot so the only bad thing so far has been that they used to work in mental health yes yeah. Yeah, that's been the one dad their job Yeah Okay, good 8 to 8 to 8 to really like that one. Those are good. I like those two So what was it elephant as a good crop elephant elbow middle child of seven you're fine with seven Yeah, big fan. Would you rather her six brothers? That'd be cool That'll be cool a lot of a lot of friends or do you got a new friend?

Would you rather a girl used to work in mental health or go to Brown? It's kind of the same Yeah, he's right. Yeah, it is one in the same What about going to Thailand? Is that where the elephant riding would be probably I think so right? Yeah, I mean or any circus mm-hmm. Yeah, I did it elephant Yeah, I mean, that's just like a fun fact. I want to get a little risky at the zoo It would have been I think the one thing that would have put that higher out of ten

But the drawing was a little lackluster for me You needed fat juicy titties. No. I just thought yeah It was better than like the stick figures are they give me nothing to sort of go are you looking for the drawing do you want a very first drawing was sort of hair was a big it was a hair assist one showed her personality her hair was going she was bouncing around it was like her emoji if she was an emoji not everybody's gonna be like very artistic they have to think of what's ways I can stand out even though I can't really draw that didn't that didn't okay if I may let me show you candidate for all right

Oh, all right you may That's effort that's effort right there what that is more than effort that is Page That's her career damn What that is more than effort that is? Page I don't that's her career damn What do this chick loves you that's fucking a matter of party shit? Holy shit. Yes, he's kind of desperate She wants you to and she's not color pencils Redible that's so good Wow the sun's a little weak look at those collarbones look at the shadow on the I don't even know What's that so good. Wow. The sun's a little weak. Look at those collarbones.

Look at the shadow on the shirt. I don't even know, what's the medium? That's so good. Did she water color this? There are oil pastels here. I'm so impressed by this. Yeah, this is a mixed medium. Wow.

Did she go right to the top? I mean, yeah, this is the best one we've got. This is the best thing we've gotten so far. You like the art, or do you like how she looks? Both. This is a very well done picture. If we're going to pick her apart, her eyes are very big. But maybe that's the art to show that.

That's the showing off her best features. She has blue eyes. Blue eyes, yeah. This is fantastic. She likes the beach? Mm-hmm. Is that a watch? Do you like her style, or does she dress a little bit

Irwin-y for you? That's all right. OK. Good fit. Oh. Would you say Irwin II yeah I was this the Australian Bindi is that Bindi Irwin all right let's see that very nicely done oh oh this is for sure the Australian I've never heard of any of

these brands is that all stuff soaked in soy sauce? Those pears? Oh, she meal preps. Those pears might be strategic as Tateys. This is a very, very, very good entry. Lotta yogurt. Is that Cool Whip? I haven't seen that in a minute. Cool Whip. Low carb bread? Is that bread?

Yeah. Could you deal with a meal bread in the fridge is the thing is that? Butter spray spray butter spray butter. Yeah, I can't believe it's not Mark you were exactly wrong. That's not butter This is What do we got in that Yeah Oh, those are asparagus, right? Yeah, that's what it looks like. Meat and rice. I'm a big meat and rice guy. No, you're not.

That's why basically all my meals are meat and rice. Cottage cheese. Zero sugar. This is a very, very, very good entry. You like this one, huh? So you like a healthy, like a health nut type. Well. Oh, those bananas are rotten as hell.

That's all right. Maybe she'd make banana bread. Also perfect for smoothies. All right. Why does zero sugar in here? There's some sp- Yeah, health conscious woman. For sure.

This is the marks of like a weight loss fridge. Very good fridge. Oh, she might. Everything in here is like- I mean, it's better than a weight gain fridge. What if- Yeah, you don't want a weight gain fridge. Where is she at on Everything in here is like, I mean, it's better than a weight gain fridge. What if, yeah. You don't want a weight gain fridge. Where is she at on her journey, do we think, Jake?

Well, if we believe the drawing, she's doing pretty well. Look at the picture. All right. Good fridge. This gives off someone who's very compatible with a high allergies person. Very good point.

Which I'm not, I have one allergy. But it'll kill you. It could kill you. I appreciate it. And it's something that's everywhere. It's also one allergy plus cats plus dogs plus other you nuts are every no they're not I seldom run into a peanut all right I need to get out how often do you run into a peanut I mean any any sort of candy bar mm-hmm I grew

up with somebody it's common enough like you're gonna stumble upon peanuts all right What are two truths and a lie there che? I'm an only child. I'm running a marathon this fall. That's true. I can juggle oh Love a joke and I can juggle. I like which one do you not want to be what was the first one only child only child? You're an only child right? I have a sister younger Yeah, I mean those are fine only child is whatever Would you rather one of seven or one of one of seven? Yeah, really? Yeah? What's the stigma on well?

I feel like also me me me me me me that and also the said if you have seven siblings you're growing up in a sex or yes six it you're one of seven you're growing up in a share father luck a share household where you're sort of learning how to be a person with other people in the area only children usually are yeah they usually just get whatever they want right they become really picky and they can't type shit They they have yeah, I know what you're doing what mark yeah, you're describing me And I'm not an only child I'm just my I'm just that all of his descriptions were right yes, yeah Funny way showing it Nine one nine one one leader in a clubhouse as of now, yes, that's very good Great drawing Great drawing

Fantastic drawing Alright, Jay, number 5 Alright, let's bring up the portrait Gonna be hard to- Woah! Look at the logo! Team logo That's good

These are very well done What's on her mouth? Uh, that's like that Oh no Uh-oh She's a sloth These are very well done. What's on her mouth? Take what would be worse. It was cummer mayonnaise This is good really yeah, this is really good This is what I was expecting more of than the stick figures I like that she went to the detail of the Viking logo to tell you something about But like she could have made herself wear anything. Do you care that it's just a t-shirt?

I have an idea of who this is also. What? I have a guess of who, which girl. You're already putting together who's who? I would guess that that is the QuickPix fan Taylor H, would be my guess. But she's the Detroit girl. I know.

You're wrong. Damn it. Ooh, shape with some salsa. She got green eyes? Yeah. Is that fine? Good color. OK. Remembering correctly?

Very cool. Very cool picture. Eyebrows and hair don't match. Most people's don't. All right. Yours don't. Yeah. There we go.

OK. Connor Griffin. OK. Very different. OK. See that fridge. Oh. Stucked. a lot of stuff Wow the balance here of how much very orderly how much is in the door and how much is in there all my doors about to snap on I love this fridge there's so much in the in the

door there's a lot in the door yeah she that's kind of gross cram in the door this is someone who cooks cuz she's got the broths in there. And she's got the The core power. Do women refuse to have sugar in their diet? Everything I see is zero sugar. Well sugar can, you know, avoid sugar for certain things.

I have a shit ton of it. Where's the egg white? This is a good fridge. A lot there. She's a good fridge. A lot there. She's a sauce queen. A lot of sauces. Did you ever get the Land O'Lakes butter and cut out the woman on the front

and bend her knees up to give her titties? I did not, Nick. Actually, I didn't either. But you could do that. You would cut it out, and she has the knees. You would fold it up, and it would give her bare naked titties Native titties I'm so stunned at how like well these like good these look well

I mean they got them ready for prime but even still I went on a trip. Oh, yeah, I don't think this is staged I believe this one stage orderly Uh-huh Where's orderly you say case of it? Oh? Those meals they look Interesting she loves a good sauce and a good dip yeah a Shredded chicken maybe some we coax. I'm so impressed Wegmans yes, well I saw oh is that northeast only Wegmans yes, well I saw oh is that northeast only

We had them in Virginia. What yeah wait are there some non Chicago girls in this I think all vicinity All could be here, but yeah, he said he was open to a long-distance relationship, so we didn't definitely Yeah, they can't show next week. Maybe we could do a one-on-one zoom where we're just silent and yeah all right two truths and a lie for this one a man broke up with me right before Easter with an Easter egg I flew to London to see Taylor Swift in concert I Exclusively dress JJ you you did a you did a she's out signal That's a lot. That's a lot. What's the third one could be a lie all right? I? Exclusively dress up as men for Halloween all right. There's a lot to that. That's a good one They get one by one here the man dumped her with an Easter egg right before Easter. That's definitely

Definitely true that definitely happened. You know yeah that happened I want to also that speaks volumes about her what can't conjure that up now So that's one that means one of the other twos the lot so flew to Taylor Swift in London yeah, and the third one was I Exclusively dress up as men for Halloween. Which I find hilarious. Yes, that's fun. The Easter egg. That's just like a funny little thing.

Your best case here is that Tim Swift's a lie. Correct. Would be the ideal lie. Yeah. But if she's flying to London for Taylor Swift, she's got... Rich. She's got money. She's got money and she's independent.

Eight, eight. Out of 10. And that's a pretty long flight from Minneapolis, we can assume. Yeah, was this the Viking shirt? Yeah. Okay. 8, 8. I wonder if she stayed for a while in it or if she just flew over to London just for one little thing and then flew right back. Yeah. Yeah. This one I'll never know who's next we got contestants six okay that makes sense

all right yeah effort I so we've we've seen their pictures I know which one this is okay I don't I think that's a pretty good picture okay okay oh yeah Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, do we Brandon is right? Yeah I know I know you're thinking yes, yeah, okay What color hair I think that's leather That's that's that girl scared me You made her out to be scary. Yeah, I love the leather. What do we say about her that? What did you I said you got she knows sex positions that you would like yeah, make your toes can make you uncomfortable no toes curl All right, let's see your fridge. She has a leathery fridge a Lot of cucumbers in there

It's just your standard issue right there my top shelf is always the one I first Vodka down there liquor No I feel the first. Yeah. She has some vodka. Was that vodka down there? Liquor? No, that's wine. Yeah, wine. Oh, Duke's Man. Duke's Man. Oh, good. That's some Southern ass mayonnaise.

Barefoot. Barefoot. Moscato. Just bags of lettuce. Keeps her lettuces crisp. White milk. Fruit. Yeah, some mango.

Cantaloupe. Yeah, this is fine, this is average fine. I think she worked on this fridge a lot before she used it. The fridges are a little underwhelming compared to the... Well, we should have put in that you have to take a picture of your fridge right now. Yeah, compared to the... With a picture of the clock and fridges.

Because I'm going to say, I would bet money that every single one of these fridges has stuff on the counter that we're not... Yeah, yeah. That we got taken out and that they were disgusting. The red lids? That every single one of these fridges has stuff on the counter Disgusting the red lids I think they're still moisture from a wipe up But to be fair they don't know what Jake even wants in the fridge they don't they don't yeah I still find it interesting What they're choosing to show off and not sure if they were trying to impress and they put nothing in what sauce is that teach Is that yum yum sauce whoa?

The good sauce may we she's used her ketchup to a lot of it You're out. I'm not a ketchup guy. You're out on her. I'm afraid of her. I am scared of her By the way you guys described her. I will give her That's right By the way you guys described her, I will give her a... Well you haven't got the Tutor's and the Lie yet. That's right. Tutor's and the Lie, I met Michael Phelps twice. I'm a twin. I survived Bama Rush.

Ooh, Bama Rush. Okay, Jake. So she's definitely not a twin. No? Why? I don't know. It felt like the other two you don't make up. I'm kind of with you on that.

Can someone explain what survived Bama rush means? She's an Alabama sorority girl. Bama rush is like a phenomenon. But is it deadly? It's almost. It's pretty close. I think it's like the most intense rush experience Are you into that Jay go through? Indifferent are these the girls that do the choreographed dances? Yeah, and they're like OOTDs

Yeah, like the outfits are wearing total up to like tens of thousands of dollars They're buying like packages of Like people pay people to like teach them how to take the SATs you pay people to teach you how to bam a rush Yes, there are people consultants. You like that now. That's a little much but We don't know if that's true. I don't know if it's true or not. It could be a twin solid I'm gonna give that a overall score of a 7 1 By the leather

I was so far that was so far. He's intimidated by the leather. I feel like that's what he needs. Chris Berman would never check you. That's what he needs. Chris Berman is shaking his fist watching this right now. How dare you, Jake? If she got here and Berman walked in and said, you're with me, that would be fucking awesome.

We got something. That would be awesome. You had to dip below a seven today, though, which is good. Well, you're setting the number. Yeah, Jake, that's just your call. Right. Yesterday we had a couple of threes.

We had a couple of threes, yeah. It's not somebody who's Jake, that's just your call. Right. Yesterday, we had a couple of threes. We had a couple of threes. Yeah. It's not something that's just happening. You're doing it. Right. OK. I know.

Let's hope that trend continues. Contestant seven. Yep. We're sending him four today. Oh, now this one's outside the box. I see cleavage. Again, you've already gone. Popping up.

Hate this one. You hate it. Hate it. Was this done in Snapchat? Yes, it was. I see, yeah. Again, you've already gone. Popping up. Hate this one. You hate it. Now, Jake, was this done in Snapchat? Yes, it was. I hate this. Oh, that's...

Hmm. What do you hate about the most, just where it was done? Well, this is just, let me just slap something together. Low effort. Yeah. No, she's showing you she has green eyes. And titties. Titties, lebootons, red bottoms.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I'm trying to put myself in their shoes of what I would have done for this it would have been more akin to the first girl where actual drawing a drawing with a pencil are you good at doing this no but I would have given it a shot this was tomorrow we're gonna be drawing this was lazy it's outside the box a little

different yeah don't love it okay sorry but like you you fall to the other girl for having markers this girl didn't have she used her phone yeah I don't love it. Okay. Sorry, but like you you fall to the other girl for having markers this girl didn't have She used her phone Yeah, I don't know. I mean what do you mean? I'm telling you if I like it or not all right. You're right. You're right. I'm just worried. She's gonna be a below seven Let's see your fridge. I don't want that to happen to you. Yeah today's been pretty good. You've been pretty lucky The fridge is gonna turn it around. Let's see the fridge A lot of fucking milk Day That's a lot what are we got zero fridges top of line yeah? Oh wow fridge, okay?

Gotta be tall this is she has old amber is it be our southern bell by chance? How's she gonna reach? tall Be tall this is she has old amber is it be our southern bell by chance how's she gonna reach tall? The milk is southern I think having that much milk So much milk, but barata is not southern. They would never have burrata milk milks Midwest fascinated by this yeah Okay, so Midwest yeah More Midwest milk is everywhere oh southern southern fried Look at all that. How is he how is this possible to have all this stuff in there in there? This is like a restaurant. So you put it in the fridge. It's not go bad. Oh, maybe this is our personal chef

These folks are gonna make it Oh, that's right Annie slash chef. Oh that would explain all the milk nanny. I would make Oh The neck thing's some gods This is fun So then that girl didn't go to Bama, the Ozzy didn't go to Bama Oh So then that girl didn't go to bed the Ozzy didn't go to Bama What do we got innocent OJ

That's a stance a lot of Right there is that her own color coordinated circles on the juice or is that the brand I think it's the brand Oh, it's like a little halo innocent. Yeah, this is the nanny chef for sure. Yeah sure right I look at that those tall males. I've never seen I would have not pegged the nanny for a blonde I will say I don't know what it is what would have pegged her for a brunette What if she had a stop? Oh, didn't it well? What if she had one of the kids draw her drawing? Oh? That's kind of cute. Yeah, that's cute. That's a ballin ass for that is a ballin fridge. That's a dope fridge Are you a milk guy Jake? Not really, but not a knock wait. It's in Celsius. Oh, I think mine is as well that Aussie oh Can you go back to the milk again real quick? I think this is the awesome

What do you see him with the milk the why is there are they all opened? Hmm no, I think those two are those two aren't those are the same level, but is that like a really weak plastic? They look at what is up. They do look crumpley. It's a thick milk Mike what a fridge It's a very dense. I don't think you'll get it really there's a density to it. It's a cow's milk Oh, it's a must at the right. It's not cows. She's got she's got coca-cola and diet this has to be Australian she hosts yeah Right no it was yeah, and agree. She's the Australian, wasn't the chef, right? No, it was.

Yeah, the nanny chef. Nanny chef. She's the Australian? Yeah. Or she lives with the rich family. Ah. Unless it's their, that's the fancy fit. But she wouldn't take a picture of their fridge.

Those are some random brands. Well, if she lives with them. Maybe she's the fridge manager. Random. All right, two truths and a lie. I have a short fridge. Two truths and a lie. I have a short fridge. Ha ha ha ha. Too true, it's not a lie.

I'm 5'11". Has to be. I played hockey in college. Cool. And I'm gonna follow this up, this one up with an explanation. I'm allergic to cats, dogs, and soap bars. Two clarifications, she does use body wash,

and she's good with labradoodles. Well that one seems true, if we're being honest. You think she's pandering a little bit Jake well, I'm confused So in the the third one she put she basically said here is my Lie no here's my truth, but she here's my truth with a few exceptions I have allergies, but I'm good with the particular dog that you know okay gotcha Okay, I see I Think she's 511. I think she has the particular dog that you have. Oh, oh, oh, okay, gotcha. Okay, I see. I think she's 5'11", I think she has the allergies. Didn't play hockey. Oh, tall fridge. 5'11". Past to be, yeah.

You didn't think, you don't think she played hockey in college? Well, I think she's 5'11". Well, I guess also Australians don't really play a lot of hockey. You're just assuming that she's the Australian. I am assuming that. I don't know that for sure. His assumptions are present. They can't all be the same.

I would like the hockey thing to be true, that'd be very cool. Although, there is female hockey at Alabama actually that's a damn a team So if your ideal girl is a beer drinking big I'm gonna give that a 7-9 Okay, that seems low low just because of the portrait didn't like the drawing didn't love the drawing Drawing definitely knocked her down. That's probably like a $15,000 fridge too. Oh my yeah Wow I think the fridge has been the star of the show so yeah, yeah

All right all right candidate eight Whoa Interesting like this So that's gonna be either done on one of those iPad drawing things that we do at work here Sure Or, we're always churning this shit out Well like Tyler Miller and Shane and those guys

and Prig, they do that kind of stuff Procreate Is that what it's called? Otherwise I have no idea how she did this, this is very well done She's a pale woman Wasn't one of them a designer? called otherwise I have no idea how she did this this is very well done maybe she's a pale woman wasn't one of them a designer this was done on illustrator okay Wow see that's effort that's yeah man that is pixels a gleam in the eyes sent you a vector one big tooth now I'm impressed flag Good hair yes solid solid drawing all right

All right, so she is out of town at a concert for Lake Street dive So she could not take a picture of her fridge, but this is a picture of a concert to prove. She was there okay? What's what's like? What is Lake Street dry? They are wonderful. They put out some bangers What's what's like what is Lake Street dry? They are wonderful. They put out some bangers I saw them live in Baltimore once they're fantastic worth traveling to go see I would say yes there They put out they have some like real funky tunes that well. I'm into that where were they where were they last night? Let's say I do too go What kind of city is she traveling to? To see this band.

Did you say Lake Street Drive or Lake Street Dive? Dive. If they were like in Seattle, then she must be a massive fan, right? Yeah, she's like from... Oh, they're coming to Chicago tomorrow. Oh, they were there last night? At the Salt Shed? Hold on, hold on, hold on. They were out of town last night.

They're in town tonight and she had to go out of town to see them? Not all these people live in Chicago. Right. But if she was close enough to Chicago, where did she go to this one? Where were they? I will say, I wouldn't travel more than five hours

in the car. So where would they be last night? Milwaukee, Indianapolis? Well, she would have had to spend the night wherever, too, in order to not be able to take a picture of her fridge. Oh, I got it. What night is it? Last night?

Tuesday. 24th. Madison, is it? Last night? Tuesday. 24th. Madison, Wisconsin. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, yeah. That's reasonable. They're a perfect outdoor, good weather concert. Strong buzz.

I don't wanna get involved in your business. But? She could've taken a picture of her fridge. She could've got a picture of her fridge. But? Think she wanted to be the quirky I will concert I will excuse that because of how well done the drawing was do you like the band do you know the band I don't know the band at all her boyfriend lives in Madison though yeah she stayed with him last night you don't

have time to yeah drive back yeah it's karate instructors is that a deal breaker having a boyfriend yeah all right that one figure that's all right to lie to two truths and a lie I've had art displayed in an Italian museum. That's beautiful. Well. I've been a guest host on the local radio show Okay, I've attended three of the four golf majors whoa majors. Whoa. Those are all good. Those are all good. This is interesting. A strong uh entry. Creative too because the lie yeah is uh a creative lie. So Italian museum. They're high effort lie. They're all in three different areas of of interest. Three of the four golf majors and then the middle

one was radio. Radio show. That's right. All three three of these you would have said don't want no one would have made that up right if they were on a different they're very cool and all three are very cool yeah that's good pretty good solid shit right there let me go ahead before you go to the next one Jay let me hit Stella blue coffee y'all didn't hit it while I was gone did you hit it football season is in full gear. There's no better way to celebrate than with Stella Blue Coffee's new fall collection. Whether you're tailgating in the crisp autumn air

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four right that seemed high it was good Okay, are there any lie reveals that would like switch how you rank these girls the mental health lady? Yeah, I believe course and I believe of course Would be my two that I'd be curious to hear about Can I ask something yeah, do you want do you want them to be dumber than you no? I don't care about that. It's just a lifestyle choice well educated woman with the heart. I want to help people Big red flag. Why are you so relaxed asking this question? No? I mean he made me cringe in my seat next What's that say on there the frustration of trying to draw my face reminded me why I quit drawing class

That's fun got a quitter That's DB Cooper That's a good drawing though is she a Cowboys fan That's good shit. That's a good drawing though. Is she a Cowboys fan? She, that's a Cowboy. A Cowgirl. Or what if this is a girl knowing that you loved the Southern Belle yesterday?

Ah ha! Like that. She's like, I got a trick and I'm the Southern Belle. This is good though. A little bit of a swerve. How do you feel about the fact that she... gave up on trying the face? She didn't give up. Despite being good-up.

This girl's in fashion. I think that's what he said. It literally says, I gave up. It says, I gave up. Oh, my bad. She could've just put on a mask. This is really good. I feel like it captures an aura, for sure.

And this is effort. I like the efforts on these. Very well done. Didn't really get that close. Zoom in on that back thing before we start oh you're going Pat this was a fridge thing I know what's up you hate shutters man I'm just looking just curious take it all in what I'm going off the information that I'm gonna see anything here that's's all nice. Fireplace in the apartment or house there? Fridge. I have three in my house Titus. You have three fridges? Fireplace. I do have three fridges.

Do you? Damn. Two and a half. Damn that's a mini fridge. Yeah. Okay this looks pretty. Alright well this is is I love that all these chicks have had a real wide body armor what's it once you're at your eighth fridge yeah they all kind of are blending together a little bit Junshin's good yeah like that I've never heard of it just the right part come that out you're not drinking the rest of that bone broth chicken broth what are those things Martin Ellie's a lot of ladies doing very well for themselves with them. Those are energy balls.

Oh, she's got balls in her fridge. Toll house, uh... cookie dough. That's the one you can just eat? Is that artichoke dip? Chinese takeout? Did she make some minestrone per chance? Italian.

These are good fridges the fridges are There's another one that has the condensation of that fresh wipe. Yeah the fresh white condensation. Yeah. Oh, yeah busted Seedless cucumbers. Yeah. All right solid solid pretty standard edge here seedless cucumber not really an obstacle for me No, I've never really been like this real a real seedy cute Cukes filled Actually my favorite part the cucumber seeds are your Cucumber I'll eat the outside first

I save the such a piece you eat a cucumber like a sheer of corn. Yeah, you're such a piece Christ man, I have to beat your ass Have no choice. What is old Bay sauce? I'm interested. I'm interested in old Bay sauce. What was uh? go Yeah, go up to the butter section again. What's are those like cheese curds? Butterclumps challenge Kerry golds good ass butter. What's challenge is that Orlando lakes out of the box probably do the titty thing? challenges just clumps of butter No, I said hold on. I said churned fresh daily since yes, so it's just butter

She's got many many about a butter She's got options. You got better. Oh, huh, but I go bad not quick Oh, you know takes a while takes a while. I feel like butter is one of those things It's easy to you go to the store. You're like do I butter whoa she August 2019 her own Oh interesting scroll down or is that the bottom of the photo damn or she's closer their Nana She might make her own pickles cool. What's that device? Yeah? What is that? Just I assume photo? Damn. Or she's close with her Nana. She might make her own pickles. Cool. What's that device?

Yeah, what is that? Just, I assume it's an easy opener, but. Or is it a re-litter? No? A re-litter? Huh? You know how like the wine has like a thing? It's a re-litter, to lid it again.

To re-lid the can, maybe? It might be a re-litter. Okay. Fuck. Who's to say? All right, two truths and a lie. Classic re-litter. Two truths and a lie. relitter To truth and a lie I'm allergic to puffs tissues. I'm a Jew I'm sorry wait. Can we go back? Is this a Jewish fridge?

No, it's pickles. You know the What is it our pickles Jewish? Oh go any Jewish deli in New York. Pickles is on the menu. That's a deli! That's a deli! No! My family in Philly, I don't think they meant this in a bad way. I don't know if I should say this out loud. But my aunt would be like, do you want some of the Jew pickles? But you slice them up real thick. They're from the deli. And you put them on like crackers or cheese and stuff Yeah, I guess you get yeah, they're Jewish pickles Chase taking a win. Yeah, you're not gonna win here every deli is gonna have pickles

And no like out on the table like like bread pretty much Really diners on Long Island, which is a higher concentration of Jewish people have pickles and a full stomach. That's not the word to choose. Oh. Oh shit. My bad. Alright, did you finish them? Yeah, her third one was I'm sorry. That's supposed to be a call back to yesterday.

So the line might be she's sorry. Oh, Jewish I'm sorry was, I'm sorry. That's supposed to be a call back to yesterday. So the lie might be she's sorry. Oh, Jewish, I'm sorry. Jewish, I'm sorry. You said that. Oh. You're having trouble remembering? No, I didn't say I'm sorry. You did, yeah.

You very much did. Oh no, I was apologizing for being allergic. You said I'm allergic, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jewish, okay, yeah, I'm sorry. I like the portrait. The fridges are giving me almost nothing to be honest except tall fridge except for the tall the tall fridge was great, but I mean everything else is kind of blending together the portrait was great the July maybe truth. I don't know that's gonna be a solid eight 0.5

8.5 out of 10. Okay. She pleads the fourth of July. Wow. I'm just going to write it. That is the third highest score so far. Jew, question mark is my note. That's the third highest score you didn't like, or? That's the third highest score of today.

Of today. All scores have been between a 7-1 and a 9-1. Yeah, I think our boy Jake's starting to get feelings. And you have the scores from yesterday, right, Chase? So we're going to be able to add these all together cross reference, and then yes a couple of you, okay? How many limiting for? We never decided doing how many do we have 11 right now we have 11 Let's go down to eight. Let's go down to eight. So eliminate three

Lowest combined scores okay fun all right candidate 10 10 sorry to lift You have to assume our hair is blonde you do another solid effort painting drawing These are like way too good I feel like I'm I feel like I'm being had what these feel like they're way too Yeah You like it Scooby-Doo villain right now. I feel like I'm These women aren't supposed to have talent. Yeah, right going on here All right

What's your fridge incredible? That's really good really good pearl earring high-class Yeah, really well done. Yeah Alright, let's see your fridge incredible. That's really good really good pearl earring high-class Yeah, really well done. Yeah Blonde hair blue eyes I Hope this fridge is just full of slop oh It opens the other direction Fried egg right fried egg rug quirky Yeah, fried egg rug. Corky. Oh. Oh my god, I hate you. That's a...

Another full door. Lot of sauces. Lot of stuff. Lot of sauces. Lot of sauces. The less things. Hell of a good dip. Well, we might have caught some right after a grocery trip, right, you know.

Yeah, people are at different stages in their life. Silk, she maybe has a dairy thing. Lot of different drink choices. Wine. Or is that sparkling juice? I think that's a sparkling something the water maybe I'm a big sparkling water guy San Pellegrino man doors light. I don't like drinks in the drawer. There's the salad spinner Draw a point mark grab and go oh big cucumber big ass cucumber. Yeah, is that that's the salad spinners? Oh, yeah Yeah, it's the best way to wash your lettuce won't taste like dirt imagine sucking the seed out of that thing mouse all malice a two feet long

Did I see like a wedding photo up at the top? Oh, no. That's just an invitation Could be from wait a minute. Oh, I thought that was nevermind. It's all from France. Yeah, yeah Her being invited to be a bridesmaid though. It's a good sign a little no, I don't know a wedding invitation I love you on there. Yeah, oh Beach from a friend my mom and I leave each other cute notes. All right, not bad. This is a good one Friday Gregor's a winner or loss Okay, it's here are two truths in a lie All right, Jay. Sorry I'm trying to do a bunch of things. All right, Jay.

Who's this? All right, Jay. Candidate 10. 10, yeah. All right. I caught Harry Styles drumstick. I crashed two weddings in one night. I was neighbors with Hulk Hogan growing up whoa?

That's a questionable dude. You don't really want to be involved with Hulk Hogan Tampa oh shit you did just interview a friend yeah, it's out right now three hours ago well Yeah, did he grow up or say that no he's Tampa yeah okay um I don't know if it's poor I think he was fine but she probably grew up to him while she was rich yeah she's not oh yeah she's 70 I just got a text message from a guy I went to high school with saying I totally forgot about the whole voicemail thing rooting for you in your journey Just to confirm that that is a that did happen. Oh, he could have just said your happiness is my number one

Number one Shadow Connor somebody in chat who seems to be a Cooking YouTube channel with 800,000 subscribers pointed out that there's no meat in this fridge possibly vegetarian. Thank you Josh Cortez that is a negative nice That's a negative any definitely a negative being sent a lot of pictures of you on the set of the office. Oh I Knew I should deactivate a meld Facebook. Yeah So that was Hulk Hogan two weddings and Harry Styles a drumstick. Yeah, which could be code for his penis Yeah, does he play the drums? I have no idea seen a bucket of KFC

Solid nothing nothing special. I'm gonna give that a solid eight out of ten I say we were revealing the lie or the truths right now well after this yeah all of them cuz I he did he did vocalize a score for each girl so now that he knows the lie yeah he'll know if he's wrong we'll be able to watch him process in real time. So one more. Mid-ag rug is the note. What's that score? Eight flat. OK. All right, and finally we have candidate 11.

I thought you were going to do something. Will you reveal, Che, who 12 was? Oh. OK. This is the studio apartment girl. Bengals fan. This is studio apartment girl. I'm 100% certain The multiple of them had studio about 100% sir. What's the Bengals? That's why we had a Cincinnati

There were two girls ever bingles. Oh, yeah, I had a dog apartment girl alright, so So now no, but I also that body is crazy crazy body pizza it's giving to hear a Doesn't have feet okay. No Kyle keep going on a slice of pizza Tell you listen to me now. She's wearing a slice of pizza Yeah, all right worst drawing yeah that's a bad drawing probably well I mean at least there was like some sort of some of these were stick figures you just that that that was no no that was the low yeah I mean the one stick figure had fed that was a figure that was a that was better than

the snapshot drawing no yeah I think it was that was no that was better than the snapshot drawing no. Yeah, I think it was That was no that was the worst one all right well Let's see that fridge. Yeah, that's a stick figure Yeah, tidy like we're almost in the damn thing She didn't want to show the door didn't want to show the door albacore tuna or a big Costco Costco I want to show the door albacore tuna or a big Costco Costco That's a really good creamer hmm

Okay, some leafy greens. Yeah, she's got a Costco card, dude Nobody has just a lot of energy pizza box in there. I know I was hoping for a wild card Yeah, yeah, this all looks the exact same to me more or less a Human head hoping for a wild card yeah this all looks the exact same to me more or less a human head you know shit you keep something huh all right all right truth to the lie please I have gotten word all right on the first try my favorite food is sushi I have never smoked weed Pretty harmless all of them. Yeah What do you want to be the lie there? I mean probably The world all thing because it's just the most irrelevant Bitch, I hope you're lying about the world

You got it on the first try that's probably gonna be She's a 10, but she I Hate lucky chicks oh she's a 10 but she's really lucky that's a seven flat worst one of the day but I'm gonna keep them all above a seven Wow Wow what are the odds I mean they were all pretty solid you got lucky as hell they all stayed above seven. Alright, so... So, now do we... what's the next order of business? Do we go back and hear the lie on all of them?

I think... Or do we go ahead and see who the lowest combined score is right now? Will the reveal of the lie affect his score? Do I get to change my numbers? No. I don't... No, I think you're locked. I would just like to know. We'd like to know.

Yeah, that'd be fine. Alright, let's... I don know how if you can speed through J But let's go go back to candidate one and just go through well. Let's find out who's going home. Okay nice Yeah, you'll do that first. Yeah How do you want me to tell you who's going to just show the room and fridge lowest cumulative scores from today and yesterday? Okay So then can we show their pictures at this point or no? No, I still there's still I would want to set them up for yeah

Flack, but I'm gonna pull the pictures up so I know who's going so candidate two is going home Candidate two from today. Yes, okay For everyone in the yes, tell us who that is that's gonna be Natalie D. Natalie D. Is going home Empty fridge already home Okay, Natalie I'm sorry you don't have to drive yeah, Natalie you don't have homework tonight Oh the funny one yeah, that's Shame fat tities you sent packing aim you fumbled the fat well, so what did she have yesterday? Tonight oh this all the funny one yeah, that's oh the juicy titties shame

Titties you sent packing aim you fumbled the fat well, so what does she have yesterday fat juicy titties? Yeah? What was her room yesterday? Jake her photo is very you gave her the lowest the lowest score yesterday At the end of Don't show me so I can at the end we'll do do the fumbles a stunning brunette. I'll say that Yeah, yeah, she's she had the white yesterday change the room sorry Yesterday you gave her a three damn well Yeah, oh yeah, no good out

I hated this room. Okay. Yeah, that's a solid. That's a solid X. You're comfortable. Yeah, was her career Jake fad fat juicy titties The watermelon room she was the spongebob impression data analysts I don't think you're hearing Titties I'm in it for love data analyst vices alcohol nicotine Bedtime midnight all right. She's out. Sorry Natalie Thanks for playing. Thank you for coming. Sorry Jake hates you. You could probably have a date with Kate if you'd like Yeah, I would if you're in Chicago, please any of you ladies DMV. I would love to They're gonna need to form a support so she actually responded to my email just saying thank you

Nine minutes ago and said you don't have to say this but the Ivy League was Cornell and it was for volleyball lol This guy stinks She is right That's good. She's right. She is right. Mark, a volleyball player, a volleyball player, the volleyball player that went to an Ivy League school with fat, juicy titties. And Jake was like, Cornell's not even really an Ivy League school. Oh, you know what else I'm just playing? I'm Virginia. I'm just playing. I'm just, yeah, one is significantly. I'm just playing. I'm just playing.

All right. That's all I this is the best day to show Show up to beat his ass. Yeah turning the John Tucker must women hate the guy Want to get eliminated? Natalie D. Thank you for playing Like a fun we are giving $2,000 away, right? Yeah, or or they're now the dollar date with yeah, so like a really good experience That is not they're not picking. I'm not gonna go

All right thousand dollar day would be a blast big day next person eliminated Katie P. Katie she was Contestant six from today yesterday yesterday she was contestant 7. That's our leather mama. That's leather? I know. The lie was I'm a twin.

She did survive Bama Rush, she did meet Michael Phelps twice. I think she's what you needed. I think she's what you needed. I think you guys scared me off. With the leather? The leather? I was trying to talk to you. She's I think you guys scared me off with the leather Show them I was trying to tell I don't want to say yeah, I feel like are we doing the fumbles Well, we can do that later. Oh, she's our girl had the dark scared me scared me

Her ideal Saturday was Gary go to the farmers market for next week's groceries going to run Lakefront grab lunch with a friend At a local place read of my favorite coffee shop or park dinner drinks and concert with friends Stretches ass all right so Natalie P is out She fucking hates my guts too. Yeah, I think you fumbled twice here. Yeah, I think so Fumbles all right who's gone next who's our last elimination today our last elimination was the one we ended on? Candidate 11 today. She was candidate 9 yesterday Yeah, that was the studio apartment. Let him talk this was a VB

Dan her lie is her favorite food is not sushi at is skyline chili damn. Oh, she loves Cincinnati Yeah, it is a fucking button cake going off the photo. This was the one that I thought was like oh perfect Oh, yeah, oh Yes, oh, yeah, she's so cute. Sorry Anything to say Jake no, okay? She was a cutie AVB She didn't she didn a cutie AVB She didn't she didn't say what AVB stands for it. You still what I don't want to dox her

No, okay, don't say gotcha, but we still have eight people left eight people left three fumbles I think I think the top three are still in the I would say there's three fumbles for sure Yeah, I feel you guys have made them all out to be Potential fumbles well because it's you you are you suck. I'm saying I'm saying all of them are I haven't heard one person During this entire experience be like this girl stinks or whatever all right? We're gonna be fumbles. Why would we do that? But I'm saying you can't say every time I we cross someone off the list that they're a fumble now change They're all gonna do it who is our first place the highest score from the past two days

Let me calculate that right now sure of course and AVP was like my front runner I thought I do you want to see them Jake do the ran and we'll show you I would like to yeah I guess are we gonna do that in real time show me the I don't know missing out I don't know you can do me to do I'll do it genetically I figured she would be faster with this calculation High noon it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the High Noon End Zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fan phase, pear and cranberry, along with black cherry and grapefruit.

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none of them expressed interest as a human Okay, no no no no I'm sorry that you thought that So what do we want for tomorrow? Oh, we have another one So we have eight left eight left Should we get down to four? I think it's four or five. Five's the number of things. I'm trying to think of something that would really set them apart Right. Because the fridge, you know, they're all pretty much the same

What about could they each get a friend To submit a video or something saying here's why you should pick her, an outside view of her saying- A friend testimonial. A testimonial. I like that. Like a friend testimony. Is that just a voice memo? A video.

I guess so. Could be a video. If they don't want to be seen, we could just use the audio. I mean, Jake, is this too far? Do we want to see a photo of their mom to see how gracefully they would age. What about a video audition of any kind? From all the ladies. Talent show?

Are we comfortable with seeing the final eight? Yeah, if we're doing video auditions now, we're just breaking the wall. I want the first time you see them to be when they're here. They show up, right? Yeah. Like video auditions with a mask on. We're asking a lot of these crazy a lot okay have them put a burlap sack over their head I don't want to

like you know put too much on these I like the drawing the fridge was kind of yeah yep the drawing was good what can we do this similar to a drawing and open up the door to them for their own creativity and just ask them to submit an anonymous audition. A talent maybe? Yeah. I like. 3 minutes. A friend sharing like the funniest or like anecdote they have of this person. Like what's the best anecdote you can think of about this person? Your best memory with your friend. Yeah, it can be funny. It can be like adventurous it could be whatever

Like what's something that makes her stand apart? Okay? Do you want to see inside their closet their style? Closets not I was gonna say some sort of outfit. I think closets the next closet is yeah people are suggesting The inside of their car No, cuz these are all they would do the same thing they would inside of their car oh no cuz these are all they would do the same thing they would buy a tea they all have cars if they live in a city I like closet that's good because it would be more I think it would be have them lay out their favorite fit yeah right that was my ground lay it out lay it out outfit yeah I don't know guys I think with closet you're gonna get you're gonna get shoes

you're gonna get all you're gonna see a lot about one one, you're also gonna get Jake judging them for how poor they are yeah One ideal fit yeah, and let's let's get your Jake do you want a Spotify playlist you want a fire? Fire is really good. That's really good. Should we have them play Blutman and chess? Is really good. That's really good. Should we have them play Blutman and chess? One game of chess against Blutman. I don't think so analyze how that goes mark. There's a risk They fall in love with what man? Okay? I love part about being in a relationship is sharing funny memes How about a funny video recommended to you to react to okay nice? So outfit your favorite outfit

So we're not doing friend testimonial. No, we'll do outfit. I like that I wrapped we swept okay Spotify right on it. This is an example of a video I would send to a friend and say this is funny. Yeah, right. Yeah. Hey watch this nice Did like a screenshot of your Instagram Explorer page? Oh, yes Okay, I think all of this we do have two days to break this up I love Spotify wrath and I love setting me a ticktok or a video that you would think is hilarious Okay, okay, so Do we want to tomorrow let's do tomorrow let's do tomorrow let's do outfit outfit

Spotify wrapped video That's a lot to ask let's do outfit Spotify wrapped and a recommended video Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then we could do Good idea this is just me And then the final day is friend testimonial so they have two days to like yeah fair enough I like that friend or family if they don't have Spotify What then they do?

Okay, yeah, probably they don't have Spotify then you can bring like a list of eight of your favorite artists and then next Monday They're in studio Probably yeah, I think we should we should give them a date to clear their schedules if they're gonna come here This is so it's a Monday Monday Monday, right? So Do we have them all at once? But if we narrow it down to five there's five days in a workweek do they all have their own day that could be good Jake has his one-on-one date Really like a lunch date with them and you guys just sit at the table and we just watch

sit at the table and we just watch the table right here yeah I'll be great the middle of the room one girl a day it's so much have a lot of work for you be the waiter yeah and it's got to be a difficult food to eat on a date like sloppy yeah dogs so tomorrow outfit Spotify wrapped and Video you would find very funny to recommend yeah, and I will bring the same I will like someone My outfit is I'll wear it and can I say for outfit to like if you have a sentence like Explain like here's why this outfit. I wouldn't mind hearing that would be like outfit you were on a date. Yeah As you can learn like a favorite outfit is Like a swimsuit that you likes going to the big like you learn what if they want to put the thing on

Neck down like you know cover their face and go neck put it on outfit. No no no Way too much what if the outfit is nothing? You also accessories that I wouldn't like seeing some yeah accessories to All right cool, and I'll bring the Spotify wrapped in the video. Maybe do a crawfish boil with them next week Yeah, I think that's pretty cool They have to roast a pig. From a core that won't quit to arms worth flexing fit bod is the perfect companion companion to keep your exercise fresh and yourself accountable with your personal goals and focus fit bod customers fit bod customizes every workout

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Thanks for having me, guys. Thank God, Malasek's such a piece of shit. Five right now? Oh yeah, Malasek, sit down, top five. He's revealing top five. And their lies. Their top five and their lies. Alright.

I'll put my notes. Starting with five. This is combined score, Shay? Combined score. And three days in? Three days in. You went in thinking this would be a fun goof and gaffe. I still do. You don't think there's love

Potential have you fallen in love yet? I've not but there have been some strong candidates, but I'm so I'm holding judgment Well, that's not true, but I am holding off on getting excited until further notice was holding judging you Fifth place took a bit of a tumble today our prior front-runner Mason Wow That's the southern bell. She was a candidate one today the southern bell Her two truths where I went to Poland and Germany by myself this year. She did used to be a mental health therapist That's tough She's how tall she is that she did not bodes well for athletic prowess But she was a therapist she gives a fuck about helping people god damn it

Was a good that was a strong start of the drawing that you were right though whoever said the boot was the southern bell Sharp oh yeah, fortunately she cares about others Always a concern god damn it for the chat 12 was Emily W. We have not heard back from her She's also the one whose room we should on relentless Not super surprised That means Jake got ghosted technically that's cool in not the first time fourth place currently Emily's a fumble Yes, now you can show me showing another three No, no, no, no, that was a film. I guess now you can show me showing another three

In fourth place currently we have Erica Kay with eight point fives on back-to-back days. Oh, I like her a lot She's on my tops. I don't really like her roots Her truths where I'm allergic to puffs tissues. She is Jewish and her lie was I'm sorry a Jew that's allergic to tissues Kind of redundant. Yeah, yeah All right. Well Erica Kaye Quite Klein I would assume Like a Kleenex maybe

In third place we have we have a human okay she was the top three that is the Aussie correct the Aussie private chef slash nanny and the dilly dallyer we were correct about her or the were they had the milk fridge Yeah, fridge. Yeah, so she said she only has access to her work fridge. Yeah She didn't really elaborate on that so it's not her fridge interesting I assume it is but like that is the fridge uses for everything sweet. She is 511

She is allergic to cats dogs and soap bars. She does use body watch and is good with labradoodles She did not play college hockey all right. Well that was a big thing for you Yeah, well, I mean it would have been a plus, but not a not a minus okay most girls did not play college Hockey wow that's true. Yeah by the numbers. I'll be goddamn her score is 8.7 And we have a tie for first first place Are the two from the top three originally Taylor Asian Serapy are those at the top two it's not a tie for first It's an Asian woman Oh in first place a tie

The top one lucky lady my top three. The top three that I have. That's one lucky lady. My top three. Hold on. My top three after day one are still the top three after day three. Your heart, what's, your top five after day one is the same as. Oh wow.

So Taylor H in who was the other one? Sarah P. So Sarah P, true, a man broke up with me right before Easter with an Easter egg. Hilarious. True, she does dress up exclusively as men for Halloween. Very funny. Love it.

She did not fly to London to see Taylor Swift. Wow. Phew. And that was Taylor H. No, that was Sarah P. Sarah P. What does break up with an egg? Pelt it at her.

You usually write a little message on the Easter egg with a color dye. That's depraved, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Or maybe it was like one of those plastic ones though true Yeah, she opened it up. Oh I'm Jewish I know also tied for first Taylor H her truths where she is an only child She can juggle she is not running a marathon this fall ah neither am I respect Guys have a lot in common

Cool talk about that on your first date very very good. Yeah, they're not running, huh? Yeah, this is a solid top So I is there a chance? That any of these other three girls yeah, it's a top five I'll be a chance yeah like numerically is it like like how high are they mathematically limited? Yeah, pretty much I'll actually next next tomorrow is actually double points Tomorrow's double points double points Thursday still in the game. We have Claire C. Mackenzie M. And Mary M I'm rooting for Mackenzie M. Do we know their lies? Are they way behind

I mean are they in the hunt their What's their fpi? The... Do they have to win their conference tournament? Claire C is pretty close. Mackenzie M and Mary M are... He ends up with an at large. Okay so Mary M Fat law she has had art she's a fat large bid She has had art displayed in an Italian Museum whoa she has attended three or four golf majors

She has not been a guest host on a local radio show all right fuck it tomorrow's double points double double points It's a double point for every day Thursday for every girl points double double points it's a double point for every day Thursday for every girl the slates tomorrow's only starts over tomorrow starts over oh so no one has tomorrow on Friday it starts over okay so the lead eight no more yeah lead a new reset got a cda every see every single day to the eight fuck yeah for Mackenzie M she did catch Harry Styles drumstick. She did once crash two weddings in one night She was not neighbors with Hulk Hogan growing up Creative why though because again we have to give these women a reason to keep playing

Dollars yeah, two thousand bucks or in a thousand dollar date They're not picking them, but if they if they know they they have no shot at winning the two thousand dollars like All right, right. I guess that's fair. Yeah double points double points Or just be nicer. I feel like I was very nice Yeah moments not a single below a seven That's your number. We had a couple we had threes and two and a halfs yesterday You're setting the numbers you're setting the I'm well I feel like I was a good showing today.

But if you set it one through three and you gave everybody ones, that would not be as... Seven might be your zero. That would not be as nice. Seven might be your zero. Seven just might be your zero. What do you want from me? You're grading on a curve.

Yeah. Giving a girl a three is really mean. Well, I didn't give her a three. I gave her a room and whatever else. And everything about her a three. It's still a room and whatever else. Everything about her a three. Now you'll never see that juicy titties. She gave her life a three. Yeah, you missed out on some fat cheeks. I cannot wait to get a mean message from Natalie D later. She's gonna hate me.

Is that your angle here? All these women should. Natalie D. I'm trying to think of who, like which women are like, oh I think he's nice. He's been nice to me. It would just be funny if like the girl that wins like breaks down in tears like That's the problem though The drawl is I can fix this guy That's is that what it is like moths to a flame. We're all idiots for that. Yeah, I can get a different color comfort

Would you be competing in this Kate? I don't think low of myself, but I know that But I get the draw who was the girl that the DM'd you say during the show she wasn't even eliminated yet She emailed you who was that that was Natalie Natalie D with the Cornell volleyball and she's got the fat juices and the fat juices And the pale water bad shout out to her She wasn't even eliminated yet. She's Jake said yuck when one of them said I went to an ivy league

Cornell Final one is clear see she can lick her elbow she has ridden an elephant She is not the middle child of seven kids wow right does that change anything for you no lick her elbow dude the elbow Is that like hot you tell us of a, or she has a long tongue either way She's got a clean elbow Yeah, yeah Hmm All right tomorrow points reset. Yep, elite eight. Mm-hmm bring in

funny video, yeah, Spotify rap, and a favorite outfit picture. And again, to reiterate for you girls that are like, I have no shot, why am I doing this, why am I doing homework for a guy that's not interested in me? You can still win $2,000. And if you can't make it out next week, I'm fine with a Zoom. It is cash, so they gotta come get the cash. Yeah, you can do the, yeah, the yeah, you have to come get the cash directly from so now a cat who we haven't talked to if you can't make it in person, we'll have a surrogate we'll have an

iPad tape over mincey's face. I'm just gonna do a half cork. Just for all of them. Like really, really taped. Pressing his face in. I can go to Goodwill and remake the outfits. We'll have Minzy dressed as a girl. I actually like that better than the following years. The girl should be on an earpiece in his ear

telling Mincy what? All we have Like the next few months of this This is unbelievable. This is the most fun. I've ever yeah page page Pullman. Just text me. Are you just a bad guy? Yes, yeah, she knows the answer now you can put a thumbs up on it I think tomorrow is most crucial because Spotify is probably very important to you. Yeah music music taste is big, okay? But what's your music? It's it's not that there are positives. There are only negatives I Ladies good luck

You want them to approach it now my whole thing is I want them to be honest I wanted to be honestly what you or what your wrapped is but my point about that if you let me explain is There will be many many things that I will have either no opinion on or enjoy But that's it. That's a plot only no, but the only things that I will care about Will be the ones that I'm like bad. We got that right. That's what I'm looking at All right, there will be few things CJ spin the wheel. Yeah, I'm gonna go set up for quick picks, please This is unbelievable from you what an end cap right there Oh, we're good. We're good. All right, so day four of the mouse like they didn't show tomorrow I love this yeah

Everybody's cup of tea it is absolutely mine and we're very limited to what we can do this week, so yeah Thanks for if you're not a fan. I'm sorry I'm having a great time. I'm having fun fucking awesome and genuinely Thank you to the women who are submitting this, who are going along with it, because you're making my whole week. This is, you're all amazing. Yeah, yeah, we need you to keep doing the homework, sorry. Yeah. It's your good content. All right, we'll be back tomorrow.

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