The Yak - Malasek WOWS Girl #2 with a Guitar Tribute | The Yak 10-3-24

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. So Hello, it's EI. Welcome in. Rollback.com. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rollback.com. The best in the biz. They also got their fleeces and hoodies now. What? It's fall.

It's fall, boys. Mm-hmm. Fucking love it. Hoodie sweater. Hoodie weather. Um, I'm not sure what it is. It's a. It's fall, boys. Mm-hmm.

Fucking love it. Hoodie sweat, hoodie weather. So how's everyone doing? Good, solid. Solid. I think I care too much about this. That's what I realized. I went home last night and I was like, why do I care so much?

I was, I went home last night and I was trying to explain to my wife, and it was just like I Don't know how to really explain like He doesn't want a date, but yeah, we're doing dates. Yeah, it was great entertainment. They got drinks last night Oh, yeah, how'd that go? I don't I really only it was pretty fine. I think page page page joy Yeah, yeah, the thing is I struggle with But maybe you're in the same spot. This is like it's phenomenal entertainment. I look for I'm looking forward to this second date Malice, you're such an ass

No, he's an asshole, but he is the least interested person in this entire process Yeah, I realize if we were power-ranking the people that care about this, he's at the very bottom. It's like all of us are fans, everyone, and he's just like, whatever. I will never apologize for loving love. I'll tell you that right now. That's so true. That's so true.

But, yeah, we have a second date today. Who is it with? Taylor Ham. Taylor Ham. True. Well, yeah, we have a second date today. Who is it with? Taylor. Taylor Ham. Taylor Ham. And she is Detroit. The hot red wings. What? What?

What did I say? Hot red wings. It's either you're a pervert or you're a fat. And you've got to go to hot wings. I was trying to say. You automatically associate wings with hot. No, I was trying to say... You automatically associate wings with hot. No, I was trying to say the hockey girl, red wing. And I came into hot red wings.

Hot red wings. Is that what it was? Yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah. I said the. I said the. And then I got halfway through hockey. And not even halfway.

I got like a third of the way through hockey. And I changed to red wings. The hot red wings. Someone has the pre-date jitters. Yeah, you're nervous. Oh yeah, you got like a third of the way through hockey and I changed to red wings the high red one Someone has the pre-date jitters. Yeah, you're nervous. Oh, yeah, you got a set today. I gotta do that again. Yeah, I Do you open for Chad or is she open for you? I? Should probably open for Brendan Mack his headliner. Why does he have a toothpick in his mouth? you can't be doing is that an aesthetics thing he's wearing it I went to breakfast today I got toothpick on the way hours ago you hours ago I forgot about it was in my car I parked the car and I was like oh this

toothpick here let me grab it why'd you go to breakfast on a Thursday in October? My kid's school is closed today for some reason. What time was breakfast? 8.20. What time did you arrive here? 11.30. So you've been just rocking that toothpick? No, I got it from the parking lot here. So I don't know.

You said you just found it in your car, like it was raw? It was unopened. OK, it was in a bag. Is it a mint one. No. Are you a toothpick guy now? I like toothpicks especially after you go to a restaurant So why you did it wasn't after you went to pick anything out of your teeth? Or did you just throw it right into the mouth and just to chew on it? You just like the taste of what I do both okay, just to clarify here It was not right after you went to a restaurant as hours after fair Just to clarify here, it was not right after you went to a restaurant. It was hours after. Fair.

Oh, you didn't get it from the restaurant? I did get it from the restaurant. Are you trying to look cool and hot? No. I'm trying to fight gum disease. Oh! Why are you so angry about it? Damn! Fight tooth...

...pics? It's, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You pick the stuff up. Just their very presence in your mouth? I'm affiliated. Like you said you haven't employed the pick of it. Yeah, I have, I have. But then I also just like kinda had it around. If you loosely dangle a toothpick from your mouth. You said you haven't used any given employed the pick of it Yeah, I have I have if you lose a little toothpick from your mouth that helps. Yeah, yeah, and you can't also like these are the moments

Well you can't fight Che on like like Hygiene like seeing the doctor all that shit does it all he does do it must be good I asked dental flow, but then he's sick all the time to true all the time Potentially unrelated to the flu shot. Are you sick right now? Not anymore. You were sick. I was I missed last Thursday and Friday I was pretty sick. I Got my flu shot last Monday. So you think you got the flu unrelated?

How is it flu unrelated? Almost immediately after you getting flu shot you got sick for two days. I won't argue the correlation Doesn't look great, but I didn't have a fever. I took my temperature You said you were pretty good. He's trying to confuse us. I was Wait, so what was the fever what was constant congestion runny nose? No fever you sound like a guy who had like ten beers last night. You're like, nah, it's not a hangover Allergies yeah Your vaccine you do had you save those like ticket stubs all your All your vaccines? Well, one of those is a 20% off coupon.

That's my favorite. You ever notice his biggest smiles are the vaccine pictures? Oh yeah, those are the best days. He gets so happy. Registry chicken, pretty good. Pretty good. Boy's been putting in work. This grid's insane. I love that. This is good shit.

Boy's been putting in work. Did everyone here open those pictures? I love this is good shit Did everyone here open those pictures yeah, we I got it tech never got the second yeah, Texas Of course no, I'm not complaining I was oh yeah, no I didn't ask for it, and I got put on it Yeah, I was eating. I was literally sitting down to eat spaghetti bolognaise, which is Like chili and spaghetti bolognaise kind of similar. Yeah, those are probably one and two for Like least appetizing things to get sent a poop picture. Yeah, you could throw a Not empanada. What's the enchilada? Yeah, enchiladas kind of get a little yeah, like if you're eating a turkey sandwich, you're like, all right I can look at this. It doesn't look anything like but I was literally looking at one in the same

I I never looked but I I remain very curious. So I saw an Instagram look. Yeah On Instagram for the carousels now They're doing a new thing where you get a small preview of the next slide what go to it might solely be because of Stephen Chase Yeah, yeah, they do that. That's kind of rolling it out. Yeah You ever hear the website rate my poo back in the day. Oh, yeah Yeah, rate my dick and rate my poo were very big high school websites That's right. So you got a zoom in on them really oh Yeah, there's no border to it. Yeah, yeah, it's very loose

I forgot about your drive John oh, it's been a while since I've heard Flex makes you laugh every time John look at one more time Reflex makes you laugh every time. John look at it one more time Yeah, that looks like a poop yeah, it doesn't not like a poop I was honestly hoping it was gonna be pure corn I thought by never looking it was Schrodinger's poop and I could maybe be corn What I learned through this process is if you have corn in a meal and it slips by like you don't chew every kernel It will show up

What I learned in this process I made so many friends I made yeah Miss Utah last night Taught me one thing I met her last week, but we'll keep in touch forever It's a tough experience. It taught me one thing. I met her last week, but we'll keep in touch forever. All right, so before we get to Taylor H, Za? Oh, yeah. Za?

Yes. The real deal? The floor is yours. Za? Yes. Probably, I'm equal parts excited for Taylor H and for Za's Fat Bear Week. Nah, you should be more excited for Taylor H. That was magical yesterday. But yeah, no, two matchups today,

if you can pull up that interaction, the interactive map. Yesterday, of course, Koopa, Koopa won. Koopa Manning won, and my quintessential lady lost, so. You're calling him Koopa Manning now? Yeah, that's who he is. Nippo, Nippo baby. Arch? Oh, is that who?

Cooper Cooper's uncle. Oh, that's the dad. Oh, sorry Could be Cooper he was the no he is kind of an oh, oh I like we have Right, so our first our first matchup is this bear fine Like a light bulb holy Our first matchup is bare five Okay, six is our first oh that wasn't even one yeah, that wasn't that wasn't what we're doing That wasn't one of the ones we're doing so this one was first seen what's that was that bears named Walker up there? So oh yeah, he's he's he's in the second matchup Walker second matchup. Yep Big customer yeah customer eight five six dominance dominance is what this guy is about man. He's been water

Dominated for like oh my god But he's never won a chip. He's never never he's never won a title Wow. But he's never won a chip. He's never won a title. No, it's Karl Malone. He's the Bills. He challenges, he's challenging Walker and all them guys, they're a chunk,

one five one, seven four seven. I thought he was, I equated him to Patrick Ewing. Patrick Ewing, because there's another bear that I'm gonna equate to the guy that was involved in the Patrick Ewing situation. Patrick Ewing, a lot of entanglements, he's a ladies man, he has his one boo thing that he has Yeah, he was trying to kill the Cubs he was trying to kill the cut so she was yeah, I saw that

He had a he had a whole thing with her and then she she then had Cubs some Some other summer. Oh with another guy exactly wanted her back, so he has to kill the cubs to get her back. Oh, is that how that works? Yeah, that's the mother trying to defend the kids. Oh no. Wait a minute. Wait, to win your... You're about to kill the cubs?

Yeah. Is that pretty common? Yeah, because apparently if she has cubs they they they just like aren't intimating Which one's biological? No, that's a real that's a lady the ladies out there which one that one? That's a lady That's the lady and our boy eight five six is the one in the water damn. It's a beautiful landscape So he was about to just kill a little oh no Can you just tell me it worked out okay, and the cubs are fine. Oh no unfortunately not

Tell me it worked out okay and the Cubs are fine. No, unfortunately not. Oh what the fuck? Are we about to watch it? No, you don't see it but she comes back with no Cubs. The Cubs are gone. He got into a whole other thing with another girl. Oh fuck this dude. So the Cubs are dead?

They're on and off. I don't know if that's villainous in the bear community. I think that's pretty tame. Bear community is twisted. 504. That's villainous in the bear community. I think that's pretty tame communities 504 you want to date a woman with kids I hate that guy There's only one option. Yeah kill him. Yeah, it's like the mere them not the dad It's here. He's not the stepdad. He's the dad that stepped up. No. He just killed him. Yeah, that'll work too. Yeah instead of Being the stepdad. He's like fuck these I hate him. They start dating. Oh you have any children. We could take care of that. Yeahdad, he's like, fuck these guys. I hate him. Yeah. They start dating.

You have any children? We could take care of that. Yeah. Again, they did a whole mismatch, lady, lady versus guy. This is Bear 504. Yep. I equated her, so she had her first litter. No ass.

She had her first litter. And unfortunately, the litter died. Fuck, son. She had her first litter and unfortunately the litter died fuck So she came back she came back looking like a painting came back looking like a painting What's attractive? Yeah, there you go. Thank you Very very attractive very very plumpy after the the post kids post kids glow up cuz she just want to get back in the streets Okay, kind of reminded me Wasn't really successful because she had no kids this summer. Kind of reminded me of when Lindsay Davenport, Lindsay Davenport

came back after having kids and only won like ATP, ATP tournament in the Grand Slam. Yeah. OK. Yep. That's my Lindsay Davenport right there. Lady 504. Oh, this is her with the Cubs?

Oh, yeah. That died? Yeah. So we've now watched multiple bear cubs that have died It's kind of a trend Bears endangered, I don't think so Jesus the cubs being dead in October is something

Yeah How much time do you spend watching this it's spotting them from like the far cam knowing which is 504 no no no no no No, no, not at all. Not at all. Not at all. I follow I follow the tournament Yeah, I follow the tournament and round about the side that I follow the like Twitter accounts as a girl Kate on on Twitter That I follow and and all that so I follow the tournament and they keep Up with what's going on and then when I'm high and bored and oh, I just throw on the live stream at home We had a bear off a waterfall that's fuck to dudes. Yeah gangbang For that that's yeah, that's 402 the whole entanglement the whole Dude to do wait. What does it mean? What's it mean the bear fell over the lip of the water is okay that's fine that's fine yeah it is

Zazaar Joe Linaherty for the bear weed. Yeah this is more drama than competition. It's crazy then on to onto the second onto the second. So we're betting the violent killer. Yeah this this one I voted for I mean if we're I voted for Pat Eelman. Sticking to our principles of voting for the fattest bear we have to have to hands are tied It's like it's like Peter King's rules. Remember when he made the When he was like I would vote Darren Sharper and the Hall of Fame Because I only care about what happens between the white lines were like dude. You didn't have to say that no But we're gonna have to do that like what you do on fat bear week We have to keep it to the pictures

Not what happens outside Yeah, it's a shame, but then that's you see that's that's where I get caught up That's where I get caught up talking to the story man, yeah Dude to dudes the relationship drama the kids So the dude to dudes the relationship drama the kids Look at this matchup, it's a fucking blowout for eight five six He could kill all the bear cubs that still vote for I don't know why they that's that's actually my beef with with this with This tournament why do they see the guys with the girls? Like don't do that. Well, are we prioritizing?

Is it who's fatter or who had the best transformation? It's meant to be transformation but once you do that though the casuals come in and take over. That's what the issue is. I kind of want the hardcore right wing people to get involved in Fat Bear Week and be like it's bullshit. They're making men compete with women But yeah second second matchup we got we got the big customer Oh big customer bear 151 Walker Yeah, yeah he was you gotta is that less impressive Yeah, we have to put that in there. Oh boy gonna eat. He is a big still impressed. He's a displacement merchant

He displaces displaces bears from from their fishing spots like no man's business. Oh, he's pushing people around gentrifying Let's read that Walker is a large adult male. He has a long tapering muzzle and widely spaced upright ears. Sound familiar. In early summer he often has dark eye rings. By late summer, Walker's fur is dark brown and has a light bulb or pear shaped body. It's like a reverse mince.

It's like baby. Has helped in 16 shows. So he displaced Pat Ewing so he's my Dale Davis. He's my Dale Davis, 95. I like the process into consideration. Was he eating a lot of sand? Oh yeah. Look at this.

151 ranks high in the current hierarchy of bears at Brooks River and shows much less tolerance for other bears compared to his younger self. He got cranky. He's become a curmudgeon. Look at this, 151 ranks high in the current hierarchy of bears at Brooks River and shows much less tolerance for other bears compared to his younger self. Oh. He got cranky. He's become a curmudgeon. He established this and maintains his dominance at Brooks Falls by displacing other bears

from preferred fishing spots. In a significant change from previous years, 151 was able to displace a long time rival, 856, that's the killer. Yep, yep. Wow. Wow, his confidence in using his size shows in other ways as well 151 remained a playful bear during his young adult years but now

we're with we're witness to an individual who demonstrates that behavioral change is a fact of all life for bears this is really awesome this is incredible so that mean he killed the other bear no he displaced me just like get off my block. Yeah, my corner Okay, he thrown fight would ensue. Yeah, I think that the killing the killing from from what I'm noticing is mainly the cubs Okay, the males usually just fight and skedaddle from for the most part, but he bullied the bully Yeah, he dominated he dominated the dominant one. This is Walker in action. God, bears are so awesome.

Dude just likes to fish. Prime time prime time location. Probably catches the same fish. How cold is that water? Probably really cold. He's active. Where are they? Walking around.

Alaska. His son's on the shore just dad can I? No, dad. And then shut the fuck up or I won't displace the fucking baby killer. Oh He's a good-looking bear. Yeah, he's a good-looking bear. You know any duty. Oh, yeah, let's see him He's gonna catch one there. It is wow up miss no Not good at fishing. Well, I mean fishing's a leisure activity.

He's going to get there. And there he is. Yeah, no, no, don't let him. Don't let him. Oh, that's Walker. Bears are awesome. They really are. Oh yeah. Oh.

Kind of looks like a lion. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a mane. He's got a foehawk. Yeah, and he's up against my Alison Felix. Alison Felix of the tournament. What? She lost a litter.

She lost her litter she lost her little back solo Rest came back solo depressed was beefing with everybody kind of like how Alice and Felix After her pregnancy came back and was beefing with Phil Knight. You know he wasn't she wasn't too happy with Nikes Virgin right she was the girl who's the greatest Lola? That was love yeah, Lolo Jones Lolo Jones I don't hide us you're quick with the verges you know That's just that's a dozen

Oh She put on some incredible. That's what happened that kids She looks like she went to the fucking hair salon She definitely got blow-dry and hotter hot way harder, that's a hot bear BBL. Let me read. Let's read about those the two Oh, so she was able to gain more weight, says the salmon she consumed was converted officially into her own body mask because she wasn't carrying babies. 90, 901's litter did not survive. This is the most- Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, Zod, do bears experience depression for real? like emotions? nah, I don't know that for a fact but it's they wait I mean it makes sense they're kinda blaming her for this

but young mother bears face a steep learning curve, they don't know what they're doing and first year cubs have high mortality rates right, but now they're saying like, oh, now with her experience, maybe her babies won't die. Yeah, she's a more so we're shaming second year mother. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Those so what do we vote there? I went with that one with the big customer. Yeah, Walker, you can't fuck this one. Who's this? It's not only just rolling around.

He's big oh Shona some pussy It's a perfectly natural thing Yeah, like a some bear balls bear pussy. Yeah, you prefer like a landing strip or bear pussy Both shows grizzly pussy Like her to have some gris Man, so we went walk. It's a grizzly sight. Did we yeah Close to the next one. I know one I got the hots for I

Look at that main. Yeah, oh she looks beautiful She's stunning stunning All right, good job, Zah. Thank you. Thank you fucking love fat bear week so next tomorrow We got another matchup to me votes votes close at Nine tonight. Yeah tomorrow two matches. I love it I Guess it. I love it. Um I guess it's time. Yeah.

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Not Ham, but did you guys see on ESPN this morning, Taylor Ham is now at the Prudential Center for like the New Jersey Devils. It was the headline. It was like, it's Taylor Ham. So it feels kind of like it's my day. Destiny. Are you excited to be here?

Oh yeah, pumped up to be here, thrilled. Now you had the really thought out first date, right? Mm-hmm. Okay, Toronto Oh, that's the one that won him over. Uh-huh That's what I like to do. I like to make presentations of my trips and stuff. So it's very me. So yeah I love the hockey in Toronto hockey in Toronto. Yeah Don't pronounce Michigan State Michigan State go green go green Michigan State Michigan State go green go green

What do we else we got Michigan State Virginia had a little rivalry there for a while NCA tournaments past Vices we were both at the 2019 Final Four. Yeah, baby Texas Tech. We lost. It was a sad day. Yeah, okay Gambling and energy drinks. I like that. So what is intriguing to you about Malisek? I think this whole thing. I mean, if you're someone who has a dating show on this show, there's got to be something. There's got to be something that's intriguing, that's to figure out, right?

But what if we said there's not?, then then there isn't that's why No, that's probably right so you watch the act regularly yeah, love that yeah, I love that So you so you won't be surprised so you know all the malicex stories I know I know the lore a little bit. Yeah, the soap the poop School There anything you were hoping to tell us or Jake about yourself that hasn't come up I don't know. I don't think I think most I think you guys did a really good job of making like the first Dating like fun like that was fun to show like a picture of your space and it actually really did I feel like capture who we who we kind of are as human beings a little bit more than like dumb first-day questions

Are you nervous at all about his popcorn eating? No. No, I went and bought a bag of popcorn last night so I could train. Wow, practice, practice. Nice. No, so I feel good. So you watched yesterday? Yeah. Are you hoping it goes better or worse or you think that was pretty good? I think the girl came across as just like, it was so focused on embarrassing like Jake

that she was good, no matter what she did, no matter what level she was at. So I, watching yesterday, I was very like, oh. Yeah, it's set up for you guys to win in Maliseca. Correct. But it's also, we didn't even set it up, it's just how Maliseca. Here it goes.

You had Quick Picks on your TV, right? Oh, I did, yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you watching it or was that a little prank? Oh no, I read the tweet that day So I didn't need to Did you actually draw that I did wow you're that artistic that's impressive Yeah, suffer paint so if we're doing paint today, I I hate paint, but it's okay. We'll figure it out So don't lower your expectations a little okay And your interior design yeah, yeah, what did you think of Jake space? Did you see the um?

Yes, remind me a little bit of it was very bland Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he likes I think and I think that's an important part of design right is you like understand what they like and then you steer them in the Right direction you know not to be an interior design like bitch But to steer them in the right direction of these two things seem really in your aesthetic Which one works best for you, and then you make a space that's a little a little less beige But still they think they selected the whole you might be a jake into a better personality. Yeah Do you want to change him? No, no, what if I change just to be a worse person? Whoa

That's a good strategy. Wow More people should do Okay, should we yes, should we date Danny would dress for the last? All right This is good luck Taylor. Danny's very cute himself Huge Okay, well fights, did you know Danny had cancer I heard something yesterday keeps it to himself Yeah, for like three years. Yeah Danny had cancer I heard something yesterday keeps it to himself Three years yeah Looks like an 80s movie

What's the music video for a TV do do do yeah, it does look like an 80s movie on his cell phone Am he dressed up. Hello. Hello. I hate him. I hate him. Have a seat. Oh, he's improving. Day two, Taylor, how are we? Day two, we're great.

How are we doing? We woke up this morning and woke up being like, oh great, I have to do this again. Yeah, and then we have another one tomorrow, so I'm very excited. Yeah, that's such a good... So you came in from Detroit. Detroit, yep. He's doing better. Yep. Not bad.

How was the trip? Not bad, so good. Easy drive, yeah. So good. Super good, came in last night late, staying at a friend's, my roommate from college. You have a place to stay here, all right, that's good. Yep, we're good.

We were in a problem yesterday. We were in no Santa Monica for a minute. That was a lot of issues yesterday with where she was gonna stay, so that's good. All right, nice. Oh, got it it figured it out welcome Do we think it's similar to it looks like He hasn't said cool yet

And we'll see if they bring any finger foods as well. Oh, yes I heard the popcorns really good here. So tell me about But tell me scripted how'd he ignored it! I know we're just in full year old now, but tell me more about- Let me script it. How'd you get into this competition, the whole thing? Okay, yeah. So, very much filled that Google Doc out as like a, oh, this is fun, this is funny, and then didn't really expect it to get to this, this far.

I don't think you did either. I figured anybody did, yeah. Usually I figured they would just forget that they kind of came up with the idea She does watch She's just staring at him wait, can we take Liam's phone? Just be like hey, yeah, it's true be in the moment Jacob what a weirdo covering up his dick Is he hearing us It is shocking to that Jake didn't know we could hear him yesterday that is so he said to me after he really had no idea

He's the dumbest person ever went to Virginia. Yeah. Oh, yeah I think this is going really well. I do too. Yeah, it is. You've been doing that every home game? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Unless you can't work with you, but otherwise, it's yeah.

That's pretty cool. How'd you get into that? Like three years ago, I just randomly popped up. Should I have him do the icebreaker in a second? I moved down to the Detroit area and from Lansing area originally, and then applied. And now I'm going into my second year. What is she doing in the locker room? Let's do this icebreaker.

What? I'm back in here. Love that. Very nice. Very nice. So wait, where are you originally from? What's your team? So I never got into pro sports, to be honest.

My parents were not big sports people. My dad's European and my mom's a Jew. So they weren't really. Sports wasn't fair like that. We weren't much of football. They hate sports. Every Sunday. Got it. European and my dad my mom's a Jew so we have an icebreaker for you of this or that I don't know we've actually never done this before yeah the same concept though if it's right or left? Yes. Alright, alright, alright. Okay. Yeah.

Either club or hole in the wall bar. Oh, okay. Alright. He doesn't know how to read that. Nope. Apres ski? No I don't. River tubing.

You know I had to put some tubing. Yeah, nice. Two for two. River tubing. Bucks plus two or? What does it say? Bucking year plus two. It's not the game tonight.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Falcons. Bucks Moneyline. Oh! Wow. Dang. I love that. I already, it's not. It's beginning tonight. Okay. Yeah. Falcons. Oh. Wow. Dang. I already got it. Chocolate or vanilla. Uh oh. Don't cop. Don't. No, I'm not buying that. Oh. Toilet or hold on. need to reset. Let's reset. Hold on.

Yeah. Poop in the jar and wait till it dries to see if it still smells. We love science. Wow. Oh, so crazy. Madden. Wow. There we go.

Wow. Wow. Five for five asterisk vanilla. That was really good. Thank you. Yeah, vanilla was. Apresky, by the way. I have no fucking clue what that is. Wow, wow five for five asterisk vanilla When you're into a girl you put down the nearest guy So the water is his crutch now. How much do we think he's gonna have? I went to college there. So that was kind of the deal. Basically I have UVA as my sports. That's your love.

You're just Detroit through and through. Yeah, in Michigan State. That's the real love. We were all at the 2019 Final Four together. You guys had more fun than I did. Sorry about that, yeah. Oh, of course. I was rooting against Texas Tech, so I was rooting for you guys, too.

So yeah, agreed. I think that was probably the best two weeks of my life. Yeah, I believe it. I had the most fun I maybe ever had. Were you at Final Four? I didn't go. We were at school. Yeah, we were at the same time.

Yeah, me too. When did you graduate? Brandon, I'm next, so you want to Yeah, we were at the same time Yeah, me too, me too Brandon I'm next so you wanna just follow me? Oh same here, very nice I gotta do it again? Yes! The Detroit thing was like that Alright I guess I will Whenever you guys want to it's fine by me

We have a guy that works with us upstairs, Matt The food's supposed to be ready in about a little less than ten minutes This is going great Crushing this and she I mean she's a great conversation She was his number one right yeah all the way through all the process. Yeah So you're forever forever Michigan. Yes. Alright, alright. Hit a low. You would love to stick around forever or what? Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean I like the Midwest.

I like the Midwest area. I'm getting accustomed to the West. Yeah, yeah. I've been here for a year. Do you like it? Do you like Chicago so far? I do, I hated New York. Yeah.

So like I'm a big step up. I'll come in after you get done. Does the Midwest here feel a little more like what you're used to with like home versus like New York? Well, New York I found was expensive, crowded, dirty, and the people were very mean. Yeah, well, that's nice. And here I feel like it's clean, cheaper, people are nice.

Yeah, it's like the Midwest. And it's not necessarily that much home. It's very vanilla conversation. Yeah, it is. Very basic. This is cool. This is the weather. They just need a show right now.

Yeah. They need a comedy show. I feel like I'm more of an adult here than I was in New York. Oh. There we go. Oh, here we go. Oh my gosh. Here we go, Chicago. We're all here to see the headliner, Brandon Mack.

I'm his opener. Stephen, thank you guys for being here. I'll give him a round. I'm Mac, I'm his opener. Stephen Shade, thank you guys for being here. Gotta go get ready. Oh, get ready. Marvelous sports, huh? Yeah, wow. Been here almost eight years. Get ready to go. Starting a business.

Oh, I think we're getting little Skittles. Yeah, yeah. A lot of uselessness. Oh, I think we're getting little Skittles. I learned there's no bad ideas. Oh yes, it's happening. They put out a lot of stuff these days. This goes back for a long time.

1969, Tic Tac is invented. Oh, he's... No, this is different. It's an half-bally breath mint. It's gonna change the breath mint game. Suck point. A couple years later, Tic Tac's killing it. Somebody stands up in a meeting, top floor, tick-tack HQ, and they say,

I know we're crushing it with peppermint, but how about orange? Orange? You ever roll over next to your partner and say, your breath smells like a fresh Florida orange? An orange breath mint is about as useful as a fireplace in a lake. What? That's so relatable. You'll be amazed at the stuff they put on shelves these days. I mean...

What the fuck? A fireplace in a lake. Huge fan. My go to snacks. My favorite candy. But at some point, or there's a new product, I don't know if you guys have seen it, Skittles Littles. Tiny. Skittles. Which means, at some point, pull it out, last year or two, these things take a little while, procting development, taste testing, food science. Say the punchline, Jay. Do it. Somebody stood up at a meeting, top floor.

Again, top floor. Say the punchline. HQ. Say the punchline. They said, you know what? Pull it out. I think this is too big. Thank you guys. You're welcome. We're gonna get a hat.

Look at all the fun in that. Oh man. It's like a fireplace in a lake. I would not have had that guy as my own. Fights. The craziest part is he, Jay like thinks he crushes. It's incredible. Fireplace in a lake.

It's gonna be fireplace in a lake. Fireplace in a lake. It does not make sense. Like he's right. Oh. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this.

I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. crushes it's incredible fire fireplace will be fireplace in a lake fireplace yeah it does not make sense like he's right let me tell you something straight off the motherfucking press I didn't come here for no foolishness I love sex I love sex and I'm blessed I'm big-boned heavy structure I'm hung low if I pull my shit out this whole room get Oh Man

Are they gonna have material for tomorrow? Steven's got endless Fireplace the lake fireplace in a lake fuck yes Josh Bob Josh Potter commented that I'm good Josh He came with a name. Okay. That was great. I would never have been that creative. To be honest. And it's grown on me. I didn't love the name at first. But he also came in, he was like two and a half. So he was like, you can't change the name. They also gave me no information on the dog. So they're just having a date.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, just the batch. He came neutered. Do you know what, like his nix is? Neutered's a funny word to bring up. It is, yeah. I don't know, to be honest. Girl with standard poodles, I love that.

So you're a dog person. Mm-hmm. Okay. Nice. And that's that. So you're a dog person, okay? Nice. That's family dogs or you have a dog of your own? Yeah, no, family dog. Yeah, just put him down. Oh, sorry. I didn't know that, okay.

No, that was on me. That was on me. Water. That's awkward, yeah. Oh, water. There. Your dog was named Rico? That's weird to hear, right?

Why? Just, you know, it's an interesting coincidence. But sorry loss, yeah, we have one of those walking around here is actually He's trying he's trying How different you think yesterday would have gone had he known that we were listening the whole time? Oh, I know. Yeah. August.

Oh, wow. Damn, sorry. It's okay. And your parents, your family is all Michigan? Yeah, yeah. They're in the mid-Michigan area. So if I'm looking at the thing, right in the middle. There.

And I'm here. That's my Michigan. Yeah, that's what we do. Do people care about this part? Yes. A lot? That's the best part. So like you guys are like here, the UP. Yeah, right. So then you drive this whole west coast here. Don't tell the Chicago people, but like that's the better part of Lake Michigan. No one's listening to us right now. So I won't tell anybody. Next summer you gotta take that whole trip. On the other side?

Yeah. Go up that strip, it's beautiful, go up to Mackinac. Does that get you to the...? Yeah, so if you go up to the very top, Mackinac, the Mackinac Bridge will take you up to the UP. And then that's beautiful and so pretty. And like, pictured rocks up there is insane. Are you like a winter or summer guy? Indifferent. Honestly, I feel like there winter or summer guy? Indifferent. Honestly, there's good stuff to do in both.

Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited to watch this. Oh, I'm so excited. They've been doing a great job. I heard this movie's really good. Is that our best chair? They've been trying to show us.

Oh, this is a movie. I can't wait for the movie. Fulman hasn't seen any of these movies. I could not tell. Did we skip the painting today? We're gonna do that next, because I think, I don't know when the food's coming out. Okay.

It's not even with their tables to be full. The food's coming out in a couple minutes. Yeah. Around 12.45. So we'll do the movie. Anything you like. Anything you like. That's exciting.

That's a big list. What genre would you like? Up to the lady. You decide. Let's go comedy. Okay. Any of them. Let's laugh. Perfect. I think we'll do Let's go comedy. Okay. Yeah. Any of them will. Let's laugh. Perfect.

I think we'll do this one Jacob. Okay. So what do you do with these women? You just get up out of bed and leave? Sure. That's disgusting. I know. I feel terrible. You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. Why are you getting so upset? This isn't about you. Yes it is. You are human in front to all women and I am a woman. Hey, I don't feel great about this but I don't hear anyone complaining. Of course not. You're out of the door too fast. I think they have an okay time. How do you know? And how do you know that they really

They're afraid to say the multi orgasm Said it comedically It's possible What most women at one time or another a faked it. Well, they haven't faked it with me. How do you know? Because I know. Oh, right. That's right. I forgot. You're a man. What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them.

You don't think that I... You don't think that I could tell the difference? No. Get out of here. Oh, oh, oh, ooh. Are you okay? Oh, oh God, oh, oh God, oh, oh, oh. Oh God, oh yeah, right there, oh, oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, oh. Yes, yes, yes, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, right there. Oh, oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Oh Yes

Yes, oh, oh, oh, oh god. Oh, huh and see I'll have what she's having So good so so good I'll have what she's having That phone was unlocked in record time a lot out of them oh this Blutman crack the screen type and passcode always look like a guy just got lifted up in a wheelchair Jacob being the fan himself after faking an orgasm before I don't think even knew who was faking an orgasm I think even knew who's faking an orga

not be here it's the funniest part oh my god I was was great. Some of your favorite movies, if you had to say. All right, say it. Wow, G, here we go. Wow. Probably Airplane, I had that quote on my thing. Haven't seen it. You got into Airplane. Oh, fuck. Super dry humor.

Have not seen it. Brandon. Very me. But that is the, is that the Don't Call Me Shirley movie? Yes, yes, yes, yes, very good. Nice. And then let's go with The Big Short. Love that movie.

Mm-hmm. This is my favorite. It's a great one. Right? My favorite. Let's go with the big short love that movie He's putting down other guys again, yep, oh he's doing for solely He's smitten yeah Right Reynolds dude come on. What's the one with a special little twist coming in in a moment? That's where that scene was from at the beginning yeah, that would have been great Very stupid love that's the bar. Let's do the David thing. Start. Jury's still out. Thank you very much. Yes. You can tackle him.

There's no touching. There might be. Don't touch him. That's a good top three though, I like that. That's range. Thank you. That's every corner of the board there. It's a genre list.

I try to be that way. Music, movies, yeah. Enjoy it all. If it's every corner of the board and there's only three. I'm still thinking about fake orgasm that you introduced in that movie. Yeah, wait. What. If it's every corner of the board and there's only three. I was thinking about the fake orgasm that you introduced in that movie. Yeah, wait.

What about you? Every corner. Top three movies, Miracle, number one. Oh, classic. I've seen it probably 200 times. How good would that be? The first Fast and Furious. Yes.

Fantastic movie. I think Fast Five might be the best. And then... Both of the great movie opinions. I loved, like, The Green Mile, one of those kind of movies. Oh, no, dude. That's too sad. I agree with The Green Mile.

I think if there were green in the title on it. Oh, okay. I agree with The Green Mile. I think if there were green in the title on it. I agree with The Green I loved, like, The Green Mile, one of those kind of movies. Oh, no, dude. That's too sad. The Green Mile, anything with the word green in the title, honestly, was very good. What kind of flirt is that? Yeah, I think those two were really good.

Schindler's List. Anything with green. Anything with green. Wait, Green Book, Green Lantern, Green. Green Mile. There's a soccer one. Yeah, the big green. The big green.

Green Green. Yeah. Green Goblin. yeah green Goblin green Hornet green Hornet Let's put him on the spot and have him named cream movies He's not even recording oh he plays guitar too It'll take you a long time. You? I don't like you. I would just do that. I'd find somewhere that you like on there.

And then I would basically just follow them throughout the entire process. Because you don't want people's conflicting opinions. True. So pick somebody and just have them be their guide. They almost touched your guy. They did. My hands almost broke. Oof. Do you have a go-to? Do you have a worry? and just have them be their... That's your one song. Oh my goodness. Do you have a go to?

I really don't have a go to. I'm a big fan of... I don't even remember the name of the song right now. I'm blanking. Oh, Brandy. Oh, Brandy. But the... I love that song.

Okay. Oh, no, that makes sense. Yeah Is he a guy that roots for a really bad Chicago baseball team he might be We go find him he was outside that door when I went in yeah I didn't know you meant today He the waters water I didn't know you meant today. The water is water popcorn. What do you think they're going to serve us? A guitar. Here we go. Here for the serenading.

Is this good? No. They sent him two Gibsons. That's all I got. Nice! Okay, let's do it right now. Right now, right now. Oh, me? I couldn't pop.

What a setup. Are we in tune Oh, me? I couldn't pop. What a setup. We in tune here, Dave? We're in tune. We're in tune. That's all I'm at at this point. Oh. The bass.

Look at this tune. Look at him. I think Dave's falling for it. A little out of tune, but it's alright. Oh, he's being sexy Oh my god! She's feeling heartbreak! I'm so happy! And there's a girl in this harbor town, she works Dave, Dave, Dave's gonna left. Dave wants to punch her.

He's so mad. Sayor City, sailor. Oh! Oh! Sailor! Sailor! Yes! But my life, my life, my life, baby, is a sea. Wow!

Oh! Oh! Sailor! Wow! Yeah! Woohoo! Wow! I'm gonna like, give you a green.

Yeah, you're good. You want to keep it? Oh my god. It's yours forever, as long let you do it. Thank you, David. You wanna keep it? Oh my god. It's yours for as long as you need it. I'll put it over there. That was insane. That was so good. Great twist, Kate. Changing the name to Taylor. Oh, the wrist.

Perfect. Thanks. Beautifully done. Nice. That's just enough. You know what? I'm happy to split that. Perfect What is that popcorn oh just a little bit Wow Jake What's the dream? If they could bring out any dinner. Probably popcorn. I really enjoyed the popcorn. Have you ever had lesser evil popcorn? Who is this guy? I know. I love them. Lesser evil is the brand.

Oh, okay. And so it's just... We're a Nuts on Clark company. Dill-ish. Oh yeah, that's right. Big Nuts on Clark people. They're so good. They got you guys down. I gotta stop. I'm gonna stop. Yeah, this is Steve Carell after he meets Ryan Gosling in Crazy Steve.

I'm gonna stop. Oh, we got silverware today, though. That's nice. That is good. Mm-hmm. Do we have an ETA on the food? After he meets Ryan Gosling in crazy Do we have an ETA on the food I'm sexing right now Oh, okay, and that's like a share thing. Yeah, each people can get a little bit of everything. Very nice. A tabbouleh salad, I think that's delicious. Except for a little garlicky. Okay, and is that your, what's your family background? Pretty European and white. Okay, there's some sex and some sex.

What about your family? She just passed the Malisek test. My dad's family is Czechoslovakia. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. A lady. And basically open tab for the entire town to come to this bar. I mean it's a very tiny little town. How much money do you think they spent all the way on the bar? Whole entire town came to the bar. Open tab. Whole place.

If you had to guess for the whole night. And the Chex love to drink. They are a big drinker country. $700. Oh my God. Whole entire town. You were there? Oh yeah, a couple times. Who's gonna have the last kernel? I hold it inside the family, so it's okay. It's this big.

Oh no. This is real big. They are still my grandma and grandpa's house. If he likes her, let her have it. Very little. Little? Very little. Okay.

But I speak enough to sort of not get lost. They have like the good like, kolache's and like kolachies and like what are the desserts that are always at Christmas? What are they called? Not kumiski's but like the spirals. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. They have the polychinkies, the crepes, and then they have the... Your next activity is blue sea breaker hockey. I love it. You each get two shots on the hashtag couple goals.

Winner gets $100 from Dan Katz. And ladies first. I'm also not a righty, but I will play as a left. I'll play as a right. I want to see what I got to beat. Can you go? You got to go first. Ow! Oh my god, dude. This is like you hang up first. I'll pass on that.

I'm gonna, all right, I gotta play. What? He's risen. There are only sticks. Let's see. Can I move it off the thing? So I don't wanna mess up your paper, Jacob. Oh, okay, all right.

So I go, you wanna alternate? Yeah, I think I'll. All right, so you go first on this one, and then you can. I go what do you want to do? I do alternate. Yeah, I think all right So you go first on this one and then you can you go first on your turn All right food in about one Two shots, right? I like that. Thank you. All right. Food in about one minute. Okay, perfect. Two shots, right? Two shots each. What are this girl's DMs gonna be like later?

Oh, terrible. She's gonna have a lot of better options. Let's see it, Taylor. All right, this is the pressure. Let's see it. He's a little flustered. He is, yeah. Let's see if you got ice in your veins here.

I'm so happy. This is, almost perfectly it's going. The guitar threw me off, I didn't... She scores here. Oh! Yay! $100! I'm in a great shot.

I was genuinely happy right there. Yeah! I haven't felt this unbelievable. So like, good. Very nice shot. Very nicely done. I can't believe what I'm watching right now. This is a different mad drop. Good thing there's so much love.

We took it, okay. I know you're a hockey girl. Would you have rather done that or the mini golf yesterday? I think mini golf would have been good too. I think I had a chance to win that as well. So are you a sports person? Yeah. Played a bunch growing up? Yeah, I played like volleyball and softball growing up, but definitely more of like a tennis golf now kind of girl, like adults. Okay, gotcha. A country club athlete, as they say. Yeah, not a country club girl, but a country club athlete. As they say, guys. As they say. I had never heard that before.

I love that. Water. Oh, here comes the meal. I'm like out of breath after that. Two shots. Do you know where it is? Yes. No.

It's messy. I was hoping so. Very messy. Why, because you want whatever the scraps are? No, I'm going to want them. Yeah. I hope it's red hot wings Yes, I walked in I only saw the few seconds I was on you feel energy in there I think they're actually on a date. Oh my god. I think they're actually on a date

Why is he wearing a shirt on today? Shirt's on today. Sad. Why is he wearing a shirt, Kate? I don't know. How did you let that happen? It's the most important part of the day. He's going rogue. I believe it. I'm going to eat.

You guys said you didn't want to do it yesterday and there's no heart. Ripped? Okay. Brandon? Oh, thank you so much. How are we doing this? Are we eating it like a, are we eating it like as a man? Oh yeah, I mean, poor woman, I don't judge.

What? You like it? I don't judge. I don't judge. I don't judge. I don't judge. I don't judge. How are we doing this? Are we eating it like a... Are we eating it like......as a man? Ah yeah, I mean... For a woman, I don't judge. What? You know how you like to eat them. I'm gonna...

Oh, these do look delicious though. Oh, they're falling off the bone. Oh no. Oh my god! Look at that! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Did you see him? Chill. It's dancing. Pop it right off. My mouth did just start watering. I feel so... I feel so... Oh My mouth did you start water yeah taking care of this week very important As they should I gotta pee okay Liar liar fucking liar I

Mean the only thing left is the painting so I guess we can yak for a minute while they're eating I'm just I'm a I didn't watch any of yesterday's I heard that it was a little awkward this I walked in it I swear to God there was zero tension. It was like they were on a real day It was tough for the girl to go first. I will say yeah, do you think I switched the day? I definitely maybe I think she's awesome. She's also just awesome. Yeah, she goes to every Detroit wet Red Wings home game Yeah, it's to work there That's I think he likes that he might be a share sense of humor She's strikingly normal it seems like yeah

He also would really want to go on that date with her yeah, yeah, you really want to do the Toronto Oh, what if she takes the money? What if she takes the money in the end I feel like an asshole asking but what what money so either do a $2,000 date with malisec or two thousand cash ribs yeah do a $2,000 date with Malisek or 2000 cash ribs yeah Dan when the ribs came in they fell off the bone and then Brandon goes I have to get up and pee no no no you want me go I don't think they're slowing down. Did I get roasted or the opposite? Did you get roasted?

No, we liked it. You were good. Telling off what it was? Yeah. That's all I cared about. Yeah. Okay, good. All right.

Yeah, you're fine. Thanks, Dave. When did the candle get lit? I'm setting it up right now. Alright, cool. I feel like you've talked about Florida this week. Does someone live in Florida now? My parents moved down there.

So they moved down there like three years ago. Just to vote. Just to vote? Is it just a vote? Are they retired or like six thousand? They were just to vote. Wait, is that what he said? Just a vote? He said just a something. Oh, a boat?

Could have been boat. Oh, boat. And they not regret it. No. No. Down to Florida, just a vote. Just a vote would be so funny. I'd rather go to Florida.

Back to Virginia. At least they're moving to Ohio. If you're not retired and my mom is close to retirement, and they're going to be snowbirds down in Florida, I'm like, I work from home half the week, so that's where I'm like, maybe I can help out. How are you able to do this today? I literally took the day off today,

and then I'm just gonna work from home tomorrow, work from her apartment. I don't mind an excuse to take the day off. I'm a planner, I have a lot left, so we're good. We're good, I like. I like Taylor, she's such good. We're good. I like I like Taylor. Yeah, I like normal cool girl. Yeah If he comes in here and plays it cool Taylor's during the impossible she's making malice like not reprehensible. Yeah, she's making him damn near like yeah

If we ask him how it went he's just like yeah, she's okay. Yeah, I wallop If we ask him how it went he's just like yeah, she's okay. Yeah wallop Beat his fucking head. Let's pile on him. Let's beat the fuck out of fuck out of them It's been a while since we beat the fuck out of some yeah, we're watching the Grinch's heart grow two sides It's exactly what's happening. Oh I know we did this yesterday, but I feel like they really yeah, I like seeing how they see I agree I feel like I like and I like the idea of having three malisec paintings for yeah Yeah, that's for this. Yeah, that'll look great. Yeah These interior design so this could be good. Oh, he's got something stuck in his teeth. Oh, no, he's checking

Give me your toothpick. Yeah, give me yes go go go go don't tell me you've been using it I think my big mistake yesterday was trying to go for a skin tone I'm gonna try and let the canvas do most of the work today. Oh my god. He is flirting My brain keeps replaying him saying her name in the song instead of Brandi. Yeah, I got chills Shocking Jay has placed the toothpick down Is he gonna use the toothpick please use the toothpick please Olive you know Brandon with a huge ray of ribs Please use a toothpick, please. Jacob, color your eyes. Ask Jacob. He knows. Brandon with a huge basket of ribs.

I'm colorblind. Those look amazing. Oh, shit. He's colorblind? Jacob's very colorblind. That's why we sent him with Clemmer. That helps. Yep, it does.

That is color. What am I looking for, you, blue? Blue. Oh, they're working together. This is just oh What if his paintings like so good it's like the Mona Lisa gorgeous Focusing more his facial expressions everything Because I couldn't get into UVA the first time okay, I'm a dumbass

I had to get a mid semester report card From my school to send it to UVA to try and transfer okay, so I went to all my teachers And I said my professors I guess they were called Paraplegic pose he So I can send this to UVN. He's watching League of Legend Worlds. No, he is watching eSports. So I was A in every class, because I was really giving it my all to transfer.

Except for drawing one, she gave me a B minus. No. I. And I'll legit never forgive her for that. Oh, we are the same then. My, um, my, I got an A- one time in all college and it was a lady who was like the hand drawing class and she was just really not nice and just would make up whatever grade she wanted it felt like and art is like very subjective so I was a little like, oh my gosh.

Should we get them wine? Ooh. Lovely. very subjective so I was a little like, hey, we got... Should we get him wine? Ooh. Lovely. Buzz. Really great on that one and ruined my four point all the way through. So, seven point zero besides that. Up to you guys how much time we want to give them.

This is going really well. There has not been a single awkward lull. How's the ribs? They look incredible. They smell incredible too. Brandon's putting his bones right on the ground. That's absurd I wouldn't tell one minute or what give them my minute. Tell them no give them as much time as they want

Yeah, that was oh my god, I can't wait to see him get his heart broken Goddamnit He wants to impress. Unless it sucks. So she downplayed her painting. Her painting is going to be amazing. Yeah, probably. Guarantee it. But she said she doesn't paint her least favorite medium. Okay. All right. Guarantee it. But she said she doesn't paint her least favorite medium. Okay. Alright. Now we're cooking.

Oh. Why'd he fix that quickly? This is the longest lull. Is he holding the brush correctly? He just really... There he goes. He wants to do well. Both locked in. You want to sneak an ad in during this? Oh yeah.

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Okay, was that uh was that he's talking for so much covering right was up there I was up there at the same time as you guys I was at What's it called? The Porta Potty Race. Kyle and I have met her. Yes. No way. What? In Mackinac City.

I don't know what I fucking did. At the Porta Potty Race. You remember her? Did you know that before this moment? Yeah. Well, yes. Yeah, we did. Okay.

But we did not know until very late in the dating process. Yeah. Holy shit. She just happened to be there though, right? Yeah, she was late in the dating process. Yeah, holy shit She just happened to be there though right yeah, she was up there for the race. Yeah, I'm pretty much good I'm gonna keep messing it up if I keep doing this All right 30 seconds 30 seconds Oh What if he comes into work tomorrow Asian Jacob tell Jacob to tell Jacob to tell malice like that. I'd save that toothpick because Che wasn't done with it Wait Che Che text him a picture of you with it in your mouth

That's a classic bullying He was really using it to you oh yeah digging ill is Looks like James Dean He does oh man all right. That's time all right All right, you go first. Yes. Yes This is what I came up with It's both better and worse

So good Oh, hell yeah. That's good. That is so good. Wow, she is good. Jake. That is so good. Could do a little more on the eyebrows, but other than that. I know, I almost forgot about that. She kind of did capture his essence. She's a real artist. Wow.

Really well done. Yeah, Jake's is like when a kid in a horror movie draws a fucked up picture. Yeah. That's what he's been dreaming of. Who is this? I saw this in the hallway last night. And that's the date. That's all the activities.

Oh my god. They did it. Do you want me to go get her and bring her in? Yeah. I guess so. You have to sign this too. Jake! Sign it. I do want to malice that gallery of portraits when yes when they're all done. No problem. All right. Before she gets in here. Maybe put it behind the soccer goal. Still blue

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We said during it like you did the impossible you made Alisek likable. Yeah, because you're like a fun hang and it was clear like I don't know you just did it I've never seen that smile on my own. So what yeah, tell us what you thought Um, it was fun. You feel like such an experiment in there Yeah, I went in there with the intention fully to be like ha ha ha goofy fun And then you get in there And you're like you're very aware that you're like kind of a zoo creature in there But so anything you can do to make that still feel normal it was it was fun. I think it was great

I appreciated a little bit of hockey with in there I was fun that made me feel at home, and then I thought it was good. It was shockingly normal Yeah, you guys made him out to be much worse of a human He's that bad and you just by Within ten minutes you've completely changed this man. Did you like think he shined brightest? I thought I didn't think he was bad at any point, to be completely honest. I thought it was pretty normal for the whole thing.

Oh, what about the photo of you? I don't think that was that bad. He was aware of what he did wrong yesterday, which was scary skin monster. This looks like they died in a car crash. Let's get rid of that. What else did we do? We did hockey. We did paintings. Let's get rid of that. What else did we do?

We did hockey. We did paintings. The guitar? The brand new Taylor names. The guitar. Guys, we sang a song and he switched it to my name. What a twist. I know.

Wow. Oh my God. That was great. That was really good. I didn't expect this day to go like that. I know. My heart is filled with joy. Oh, it's got his popcorn. Yeah, and he's going back Are you are you like nervous that he's gonna I still have in like the back of my head He's gonna come in here and just be like, yeah, oh no, that's what I was expecting. So that's that's your expect. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, even now you're expecting that I don't I don't know what to expect. How vulnerable do you feel right now? Not very vulnerable. Okay, I'm pretty you're right I'm pretty me. Yeah, yeah, I think that's the way to handle it. Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah happy in there We got popcorn. Yeah, he's got his corn could be you were the corn the ribs were really good They were not a chef you guys get some ribs those are branded My goodness well, as you should. Wow. As you should. Oh, my goodness. Well, thank you so much.

I think the tower's amazing. I think it is. Yeah. Yep. I have one more question. If you were to get selected, are you leaning more towards date now or take the cash and run? So how are we doing this?

Like, is the date like? Oh, we don't know. Is it the date like what we planned? Or is it the date like something around here? Like, what do we think? I know. What do we think at think it I know you all traveled to be here, and it's a lot We haven't thought that far ahead. No no be honest. We don't know why should you know? No, I think I think you can decide as a duo okay mate, so maybe Toronto would be interested in that I guess Well, yeah, I'll have to tune in tomorrow to find out

There's still a southerner. I'm going against though There's no accent over here. Yeah, you do Yeah, oh, I thought you put on an accent to say that Here's your hundred dollars. Oh, yeah for winning the shot. Oh congrats on that Taylor. This has been Maybe like a winner you'd be on our list right now All the girls will podium for sure They'll actually all will fill up a board all corners of a board. That's right I would like a medal tomorrow no matter what okay?

Rule She's a delight goodness Wow All right. Well. Thank you so much, and that's let's see what malice. I cast Bye guys. I tell I say there. Yeah, huh? Oh my god. She's delightful. I'll be goddamn Wow be goddamn She's great. I swear to God. I know. I know. I know.

Titus, you said you weren't going to care. I know. I told myself not to care so much. I swear to God if he sits down he's like, I don't know. That would be the funniest side by side clip. You're like, I'm not going to care. And then the next one is you beating his face. Jake, what did you think?

And he's like, she has an accent. Yeah. Wow. Jake, what'd you think? And he's like, she has an accent. Ah, yeah. I don't know. Wow. This might be a different Jake today. No matter what happens, she will have plenty of options to choose from in her voice. Yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Nervous. Nervous. Jake. Hey, Jake hey Jake Jake Jake can we well done well done really well done Jake how are you feeling how'd that go all right I went home last night and I Hold on. Oh. Boy. There we go. All right. I went home last night and I felt bad and I wanted to come in today with a better attitude and I wanted to really give this a try. So that's what I thought I tried.

I attempted to do that today. So were you acting? No, but I wanted to have a more open mind and I wanted to be less of a closed person. And I tried my best today to give it that effort. Well how do you think today came out? I thought today was better than yesterday, for sure. But you went and got drinks yesterday as well, right? Yes.

Paige, Erica, and myself went and got drinks yesterday. It was the same as the date here, I would say. How long were you there for? 30 minutes. Oh. Very quick. So Jake, we experienced, from our point of view, incessant sparks.

What was going through your head, the same? No, today I thought was a better connection than yesterday, I would say. I think she was a much more personable person for me. She got the joke, which Liam laughed at when I said. But she sort of had my humor She was easy to talk to she was asking good questions. I was asking good questions I thought it was a good a good conversation. Yeah, we could see that was fun. You're smiling. That was a good time

She likes things that I like I like things that she likes have you ever put a girl's name in a song before? No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. No, not only so that was incredible On the spot on the spot today. I wasn't familiar with your game. Yeah, huh? That's your first time ever doing it Yeah, that was I ref I really don't like to play the guitar for girls. Oh, yeah You drop four set in your hand you dropped an octave you're like dave is this thing in tune this is a different circumstance than normal but uh you sure this is in tune buddy but no i mean i thought it was a good time i had fun i'm i you guys are watching i'm i'm living so what do you guys think I thought was incredible. Yeah awesome nice glued to the TV great How was how was drinks last night?

Okay, all right. We don't say anything else There we are I'm really just looking at you mark Oh my god, I thought he was gonna get whopped on wow Wow whopper today Oh my god, I thought he was gonna get won't Wow Wow, I won't put today It all grows up hold the wall. All right, so tomorrow all worth it tomorrow. We'll have Mason Yep, and uh big finale and Taylor is aware that she has some steep competition with the southern bell the accent Mason has Mason been the highest cumulative score. Oh Taylor Taylor was okay Wow It's really it. Yeah

I'm excited for it to be over, but I'm excited to see how it ends beautiful. It's well said Wait does the same things yep? I'm not looking forward to it. I'm not I'm also excited for it to finish. It's going to be a grand finale. I don't know. It sounded better in my head. So if you were to choose Taylor, she has a choice. She can take the date with you or she can take the money. Correct. Would you be hurt if she took the money? No, that date. That date was crazy. Very well planned international travel. You would enjoy that date. It's a lot. Would you consider that? Well, it would depend on my scheduling and all that stuff, but I would consider it.

We'll let you off. All right. Listen, there's a lot going on. Yeah. Your boss is sitting right there running. You'll let him off right? Depends on your schedule. Yeah, you can go.

All right. Woo! That was a close call. Um. Yeah. Now, would you be open to meeting up with her tonight for a drink? I feel like these are kind of unfair circum because Mason's not going to get that tomorrow.

Maybe a breakfast with Mason. Well, no, that would ruin that. Right. Yeah. Shit. Okay, no, that's fair. And we did, Erica, yesterday, because she came here on a one-way flight from California. And she had a disadvantage going first.

Yeah, right. And yesterday was awkward. You were trying to write the drinks was It was a good today was a good showing was part of today's change the fact that you knew you're watching this time I definitely did not know you guys could hear us yesterday. That was that's I understand. I understand that 100% honest so knowing that definitely changed my tune today Why would we do that? I don't know. That's kind of what my- You're doing a show!

I know that, I don't know. Well, I thought that But uh, you know, that changed how I acted today as well What'd your mom think after yesterday? She also kind of whipped me into shape a little bit last night being like let's get our head in the game a little bit more She's interested in calling in tomorrow at the end of the show. Oh, let's see what she says now. She's busy right now She's golfing but uh tomorrow. Oh, oh, yeah parents. Did you say they moved to Florida to vote? No after like during kovat they moved for that, but what did you say in there? You said something they moved to oat? boat boat to boat to vote

COVID oh, would you say COVID? Moat? Do you have a moat? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. They have a moat on their house? I think I might've said a boat. A boat? A boat, oh yeah. Why did you do that?

I didn't even know. You were nervous. Oh, man. You got Canadian on. You picked up her accent. Fuck. The only gay thing you did was suck on chaise used toothpaste. You used?

Oh yeah. Oh. All morning for like an hour and a half. The only gay thing you did was suck on Chase used tooth All morning for like an hour and a half That's funny more back we're back Oh Really excited for tomorrow big third day tomorrow all right. We'll see how it it goes Thank you, Jake. What time is it? It's 1 30. Oh, I got plenty of time Yeah, plenty of time you did dress up a little bit nicer today, too. Is that true? You think I look better today? Yeah, yeah, it's the same company that makes both of these things some other different items. You look nice

Okay, we're a sweatshirt. This is nice sweater. Yeah, okay Nice, okay, we're sweatshirt. This is nice sweater. Yeah, okay nice. Yes, or that yeah, but today He you carried yourself different mannerisms your face. Yeah, those are two first-date outfits for sure that I wear So you think this one's nicer? Okay? That's good to know all right cool. All right. Thanks. Thank you job Jake great job Man what a show I Feel a lot better. I got nothing. Yeah. I don't know what to do now. I wish we could start Him I want to insult him, but I can't no Damn I Am a little worried that he's like

Hmm. I don't know. I'm just trying to I'm trying to think it all through. I'm proud of him the real Jake you back tomorrow Yeah, I'm like I'm worried that maybe that was all a show somehow, but that's like, he has no, he can ask. That's all you can ask for. So I should just be satisfied. But, but like I, I said, I didn't want to care this much. And then I got so invested as that date went on. I don't need them to get married, but I just want to know that there's that that was real.

Yeah. I think it was still real to me, dammit. Putting down the other guys, putting her name in the song, it picked just his voice doing a weird accent because he's nervous Yeah, that's that's real, and it's beautiful. I want to know that they organically communicate after this in some way Well, I just don't want to see you get your heart bro. Thank you Kyle. I'm the most worried about you It's a lot. Is anybody checked it on tight? She took the money Anybody checked it on tight

Yeah So is Erica still in Chicago? Thanks, I would imagine so yeah still in the running. I guess technically Is she not I don't know okay? She is as far as I know she's making noise. She'll be back tomorrow Okay, you can do the job that she can work remote Yeah, she was working here yesterday. Yeah, she did stick around nice. Yeah super nice. They've both been phenomenal lovely lovely ladies good sports Southern belt a lot of pressure I feel like emotionally exhausted like my oh, yeah hired That was so good. You can't

I'm here replicate. I'm glad it wasn't awkward what this dating saga has become. Oh, I Think we're being honest now sec today handle that better than any of us would in that situation You already have a hotel room situation Sounds like Cheney's in the next dating. Yeah Would you date a married man, yeah even Jay dating show I Could have played that song a guitar. I just don't in front of girls. Yeah, that's awesome. Stephen Jay dating show. I could have played that song on guitar. I just don't in front of girls. Yeah.

That was the biggest lie ever. It was like, I don't like to play guitar in front of girls. That's the only reason you learn to play guitar. Yeah. I was worried that Malasek was going to be like, no, I'm OK. He wouldn't play it. And the way he not set a tape for a second. I mean, this is a guy guy who does he does selfie videos

Where it's like you can see up his balls dick is about to pop out cute dog running around as he serenades Twitter He likes playing guitar for girls. Yes, I Also think we might be on to something in the speed dating. Yeah market Yeah, cuz a normal, say you have to do painting for an hour with somebody, if it's not going well, that's awkward. If you can cram like six experiences in 30 minutes. Yeah.

I want to open like an escape room for dates. I'm done bowling by the third frame. Yeah. Yeah. What if it was like, I might open up a. That's just fun. But third frame, that's a fun. Yeah.

I'm doing the same thing over and over yeah you're right Kate there's something just a big warehouse yes like this yeah yeah just rent it out on the weekend I get caught bringing people in here doing all the activity you get three free throws you get to tip two drives popcorn yeah just underground dating yeah this wow what I love love popcorn. Yeah. Underground dating. Yeah. Wow. What? I love love man. Brandon, you nervous for the Southern Bell tomorrow? I am a little bit. Yeah. Where's she from? She went to Auburn and she lives here. She's from Alabama. I

don't know if she's from Alabama. I think she's from Tennessee. You perked up a handful of times. Whole regions on the line. Today? No, throughout the process with her. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not wearing my wedding ring tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. OK. OK.

We'll be practicing bringing them back in the mirror. I already bought some crisps. We'll get it off. Going for the newer model? Yeah, just checking it out. Checking out the 24s. We're trading. The 24s.

See what kind of gizmos and what nots. Just want to see. The 24. How far they've come with technology. Oh shit, the 24's got Bluetooth. Oh man. If you find out, if you know a girl is from the South, what state do you want her to be from the most? Not you, Brandon.

Or you? Georgia. Georgia. I think maybe Tennessee. Yeah, but Georgia could be like Brandon. Or you. Georgia. Georgia. I think maybe Tennessee. Yeah, but Georgia can be like, she's my Georgia peach. My wife grew up in Georgia. It's pretty perfect. Yeah, Georgia peach. I picture Mississippi like a girl in short shorts and she's sticking her hand in and pulling the fish out.

Yep, she already has three kids. Yeah. That's a problem. Yeah. All the southern states are the same. If I hear the ones from Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, it's all perfect. North Carolina, South Carolina, Louisiana, now you gotta get tested.

Now you're getting crazy. You gotta get tested. That's a different breed. Oh, that was gonna be my answer. Yeah. And I'm gonna stick with it. But that's your tongue. Yeah, that's a muddy person.

And that really hammered it home. Louisiana for sure. No, that's a, that. That chick will beat you up. Yeah. Louisiana. That pussy's gonna beat me. Fidelberg that that chick will beat you up. Yeah, Louisiana Fidelberg's is firmly Might go right now. Yeah

Would you like a metro area or like in the sticks more sticks for sure sticks girl about Savannah, Georgia That's gonna be a deeper. I hate it It's about the same. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine it's about the same. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Atlanta's fine too, but I would prefer a small town anywhere. Arkansas, the Northeast. No, no, Southern only. All states would be good. Every Southern state is fine. Not one bad Southern state. Arkansas would probably be the worst, but in Handel Florida. That's amazing. I would love for her to be from Niceville, Florida. From where? From Niceville. I don't know that. It's nice. Mississippi? How about Celebration, Florida?

That's too far down. The further south you go, the more north you get in Florida. You ever been to Celebration? I have. You really? No, it's outside of Orlando, right? Yeah, it's the weirdest town in the whole world. Disney owns it. So it's like a Disney town. They do like, they'll have, my buddy at FSC was from there And I went once and it's like they'll have like the Disney parades through town, but it's just a functioning town It's really looks like the Truman Show. Yeah. Yeah, exactly

Disney-townies Do you guys hear Will Smith's a farter I Figured he was a farter like a loud farter big-time farter man. Whoa like just lets it loose anywhere He is unapologetically or cleared out the men in black set for three hours with far three hours That's a shit. Yeah, I Think is the director of men in black like that's about it yesterday He said some guys are farters some some are, Will's a farter. Is it loud?

I think all guys are farters. Yeah. Either they are or they aren't. If so, I'm a farter. Yeah. Do you let it rip in bed with a loved one? Or you spread one cheek so it's silent? No, I'm a silent guy.

I'm not really a farter. What? Really? That's a big punch. You got the foundation. I've never farred in front of my wife. Yeah. And I don't, and I don't do any have to poop. I go out of the room Grab the bike havens treasure chest

Like I gotta go shit No, no, I don't tell her. Oh, yeah, and I will go I'll leave that floor I won't do it on the floor. You don't fart in front of your wife or you don't really fart that much in general? I fart by myself but like when y'all when we did the thing where we could leave I... So in your house you have you have poop bathrooms that are off the beaten path? Correct. Yeah. I'm the same. Yeah you gotta go downstairs all the way down. Yeah basement.

Away from everybody else. You've never even had a left cheek sneak in front of your wife all those years? Probably have accidentally but I Know I will spread my ass cheeks to the point of homosexuality to make my farts not make a sound If I got caught Farting cars even if I'm the only one I love farting. Yeah Solo I like to fart in a car and not say anything and wait until I hear other people reacting and then I can't help it. That's fast.

That's treasure chest. What about the shower fart? You're the nasty one. That's gross. Shower fart? Yeah. The worst of all farts. Elevator fart?

That's fun. A shower fart though. I won't elevator fart. You're a villain. I resisted an elevator fart today. Big time villain move. This elevator? Why do you take an elevator, man? I do too. Jesus, boys. You take the elevator at this office?

All the time. All the time. I only take the elevator. I don't take it down. Guys, if stairs are in elevators or side by side, why would you take the stairs? It's quicker. It's not as easy. Somebody worked hard to invent the elevator. Yeah, I'm going to spit on his legacy by stepping the Roman. One nothing Walker. I'm with you with that. I always take that elevator. You guys don't. Tyson Krupp died for a reason. I think you hate it. I think one flight is that is that's the word I

always see on elevators. Tyson Krupp. I always see Schindler Schindler Schindler's Thyssen. Otpp. I always see Schindler. Schindler? Schindler's lift. I'm a Thyssenkrupp. Otis? Otis is a big one. Otis. Oh, yeah.

The big three. Kohler's fridges? Yeah, Kohler's fridges. Sinks. Sinks. Toilets. Tight ends. That was, uh.

Nice. Toilet talk. That was toilet talk with a little elevator sprinkler. That's our versatility. Yeah, let's do the wheel. We don't have to squeeze it. That was an incredible episode.

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Someone take a shot You know what I'll take one, too. I could just use it Each mango for Nicky. I have ginger. Can I have the peach mango? Yeah. Or just give me another one, yeah. And cheers, boys. Daniel?

Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Mm. That was delicious. It was nice. It's an oddly shaped wheel. It's round. It's a weird shape. What?

Oh, Jesus. Oh, stop. Jesus Christ. Oh, no. She's on it. She's on it. Oh, no. Fuck.

White Sox Dave is on it. Jacob Blutman. Jacob Blutman. Well, they weren't in here. Yeah, right. You're right. You're right. Wait sucks. He was Taylor Jake and Dave fuck That's so that was the wheel saying hey you ain't in early fights you ever uh, I've never gotten wet You ever thought about what it'd be you don't have to worry about yeah, yeah, you won't get wet. It's always tight It's always it's It's always tight. It's always me. Yeah, it's fucking always me. Every goddamn time. Every fucking time. I don't like my color. That doesn't bode well for me.

That's a bad color for wetness. Yeah, it's a wet ass magenta say they're so friendly say Taylor what oh I need our reactions to when we heard I did. It's like the Joe Rogan UFC meme. We're all like, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like this. What's that? He's still having. Okay, it's a big wheel.

Big wheel. You'd think by now I'd remember to bring spare clothes in, but I never do. It's so easy probably just to leave them in a studio. I won't do it. I just keep closing the car at this point. Is that why? I just happen to have clothes in the car, I think.

Is she still on the premises? Yes. I noticed the clothes yesterday. There was a kid on the. What? Huh? First, first, first, first. This is so big.

You can't get nervous for a long time. Oh, can't get nervous for a very long time. If it lands on Taylor, Jake has to take it. Yeah, if he happens. He's a gentleman. It's just not getting near my man. No. Oh, wow.

Wow. I'll tell you. Wow. I've been good. I work here, Dan. I know. So help me God, if you could, Brandon, look at. It's motherfucking go. Motherfucking go. Brandon. Told you. I work here, Dan So help me God if you good Brandon look at

I scared you Bang back-to-back Brandon fights, it's not good Wasn't Zai, you were the last one, right? Those are your two chances, you didn't capitalize. Ooooooooh! Oh, fight! Oh no! Fight! Fight! What?

What? What? My shoes are getting looser. I don't think I've ever seen you wet. Oh! There you go, fight! Stop it! There we go.

Little disappointed. I don't like seeing our guests get wet. I like that. Taylor's still on there. Oh, Danny. Conrad's dumbass. Now I've seen everything. Let's go. Oh, come on.

Needs a shower. Oh, no. What would that hair look like? About the same. There we go. There we go. There we go. Down to the big four. Yep. It's never TJ. J we go. There we go. There we go. Down to the big four.

Yep. It's never TJ. Jay and Za. Oh, Jay's got his box jersey on too. His game day fit, thinking he's looking all cute. All right, now we're going to get Za off. What? Thank you.

Well, Nick, you can beat Jay one on one. Oh, yeah. Za going back to back? Might you. Well, Nick, you can beat Che one on one. Oh yeah. Is Zah going back to back? Might be. Zah. I'm the man! Good job, Nick. Thank you.

I've been practicing. This is everyone in the world is rooting for Zah here. All the white people are off. I'll say it. Good for us. Big win. They win for the home team. It would be a real shame if we had to see someone piss their pants.

Not a gameday piss. Oh no. Not a gameday piss. With your broken ass balls. Not a gameday your broken-ass balls No, oh, Zah to he's coming back on the play defense. So this is bad. We some defense. Oh, that's huge. That's huge. Finish them off. So finish it.

Oh, game. Game seven. Two best words in sports. Yes, way to go Zah. We never stop believing. He does not want to get that jersey wet. That's okay. He can't be beat. That's okay. I actually haven't showered this morning.

You guys are just ribbing me. I love you guys. It would be nice to rinse my toothpick off. Start fresh. You know what would be weird to have in the shower? A fireplace. Yeah! That would make no fucking sense. Wait, so what was like a fireplace in the lake?

Orange tic tacs. God forbid your breath smells like a delectable fruit. A fireplace in a lake would actually kind of rock I'll be a man It was fucking a shower in a lake wouldn't make sense that makes way more. Yeah, but also I think you know yeah Fire like I just don't know if it's the most related lady out to the fireplace Yeah, imagine like like sitting in the shallows of the lake looking at a fireplace I'll be incredible. I need that yeah, you also have to worry about like putting it out It's like an orange mint though

Just our voice in a lake I Think that's like oh, I want to know what didn't make the cut for that I yeah, right was like that's as useful as a what he wrote down a did he think of fireplace in the lake first? He's like what's next citrus breath? Knowing him he probably thought fireplace. He's like what's the dumbest place about a fireplace? What's the opposite of fireplace? It's as useful as a quarterback without wards It's as useful as a quarterback without wards. Yeah. The worst part about the wet wheel now is that you just get wet and then you come down

and we just end. We end up. Hurry up. And we don't even. Yeah. Wow. Wow. You did it.

Okay. All right. See you. Have fun being wet the rest of the day. Walk right past them as we leave. Yeah. Ignore them. Good show, wet boy.

Oh, you're like this Nick. He'll be wet on quick picks. Mm hmm. Oh, no way. Is that the first of wet quick picks? No, I have one. Okay. Yeah, I saw. Man. That's good. Yeah. We're getting the gym back tomorrow we think. It's the that's good yeah we get the gym back tomorrow we think it's close see some floor you've been using it right oh yeah yeah oh yeah I've been getting here

I got here six fifteen this morning I got a new routine and what do you do I walk then I lift weights takes the elevator up and down I'm not gonna let it fifty flights of stairs today Waits takes the elevator up His one finger is so big Fucked up you guys are wrong for the elevators there. It's there for a reason. Yeah for the crippled You always want to waste my blood man. Yeah paying for the

I'm trying to think of a metaphor for a metaphor for an elevator that goes up one floor is it just one yeah feels like a lot more it's very slow it's as useful as yeah I'm trying to think of something insanely slow real comfortable in there it's the orange tick-tack never anybody in there yeah it's pretty much just me and you. But then when people see us going up and they're they're going, they'll always get in with us. Yeah. Every time. It's the worst when it's on the second floor. So you have to wait for it to come down. It takes forever to come from second floor to the first.

Yeah. It's almost like walking up the stairs be quicker. Huh? Nothing. Significantly. that's not the point of it it's an elevator I'm gonna go take it right after this I forget even exists if I were getting wet right now I would walk that way yep get in the elevator then walk that way yep where the shower is you do more walk into avoid way more waters it's just the vertical walking up stairs down here bullshit you gotta go down to go up yeah that's a little crazy That always throws me off. What is he doing? He's got to be soaked I might start taking the elevator to combat these rumors of me falling up and down the stairs

Rumors I don't I do not like how people are lying and saying you fall down the stairs a lot There's just twice. There's just twice in a day one was up one was up his pants fell Yeah, I'm an elevator guy now. I have an elevator pet peeve. It's probably more of a me problem when I'm facing a face forward, right? Yeah. I don't like when the person who's also in their faces toward me. Everybody. I don't like when people open their body up to me because some people that go back, we should both be. I will go. I'll't like when people open their body up to me Because some people they go back we should both I will go back to people go back to wall And if you're not on the back wall, you're now facing the center is that what you're saying? You don't like the people that are facing. So I'll be in first facing forward facing We go all the way to the back you put your back on back pretty much

Okay, then someone else comes in and they Face toward me. Yeah, That's a you problem though. You need to go sidewall lean facing forward. And they'll have a... I just feel their eyes on me. I don't know why they would like that. Yeah. Maybe they want us to get a good look

at what they're looking at. Probably not important. Have you noticed that we as a nation have kind of gotten away from elevator music? Oh. Yeah. Very important. We should get some elevator music and we don't use it anymore. We should get that elevator. Doesn't need to be very long. No.

I don't understand why there's not music in bathrooms more often. There should be loud. Loud. Yeah, there should be. And the toilet should be brown. Yeah. Where the fuck is I'm concerned about, Che? You get lost. Would he be clever enough? We should have a camera in this shower.

He's still waiting for the elevator. Has anyone ever rebelled again? Oh, I thought that was still what's happening right now. It might be. It could be. It is not. It is to Blutman. Oh, they moved.

That's disappointing. I was hoping Liam Blutman just lived there now He was there early this morning when I you send that they get here early as fuck Did he put a pineapple in as the goalie? Yeah, oh he might have Should we go check on Che this is insane Did he something happen? Do you think he got wet and slipped down the steps? Imagine if he was just yelling in the hall... Help! Someone help!

That would be so funny. We gotta come to an agreement. If he was stuck and yelling, would we laugh at him? Yes. Alright, good. Thank God. Alright, that's not even a question. He might be eating a pussy. Did he stumble upon one? one you think he's yeah, she's tripped over a pussy

There's a pussy between now and then you know that toothpick. He brought him was actually a big stick I She's pulpy right there you have some labia. Oh shit Yeah, I guess he's not wet enough Why did it take you so long? It looks dry. We didn't have any towels. We got taken. So we had to scour. All right, you're pretty wet.

You're wet enough. You're wet. Suppose. You're, ah, it's not doing. It's not doing what you want. There it goes. There it is. All right.

That's the show. We'll see you you tomorrow. Love you guys, bye.