The Yak - Mantis is Back After the 41 Free Throw Challenge | The Yak 2-13-24

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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Three heroes. You have Big Cat, who hit shots 39 and 40 on the 41-shot streak. Hero. You have Mark Titus, who either was first or second. I can't remember, but he hit 1,072 free throws last night. Hero. And then you have Stephen Shea, who had 7,000 rebounds. Hero.

That is so respectable. I don't think that's even an elaborate. I don't think that's an exaggeration. He had 7,000 rebounds. He was rebounding for hours, didn't sleep. And his pass game was immaculate. I was an early rebounder last night because I was useless on the stream. I couldn't make shots, and I was rebounding.

I rebounded until like 10 o'clock, and then at 10 o'clock, Che just took over as rebounder. I don't think he moved from that spot for nine hours. Nine hours of just continuously rebounding. I don't think he went to piss. Chest passes, bounce passes, he did it all. Any kind of pass you wanted, he did it. He did it all.

And then, yeah. So, Kyle, have you officially migrated to that chair? I'm going to try it for a week. Okay. See if I get comfortable or too comfortable, which is also a problem. Cool. You think you can get too comfortable in a week, though? I don't know.

Like, if I start, like, lounging back and being cool and stuff like that, that's not good for the program. All right. Thanks, Mantis. All right. See you, Mantis. Take care, Mantis. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sit down. Stay, boy. Stay. Or whatever approximation of sitting you do. H-E-A-L. Not in your cage. And we had to call in the big guns. Yeah, we really did.

Hey, Mantis. Hi, we're back. Mantis, how long has it been since a Barstool office appearance? About three and a half years. Wow. Last time I was in the— Look around this office. How many bitches could you bring to this office?

You could have a hell of a good date in here. Oh, dude, probably like honesty, like zero. Yeah. It's impossible to get girls. What time did you get here last night? I got here at 12.45 a.m. Started shooting at 1 a.m., and then we won around 7 a.m. About 7.45, I think.

7.45. 7.30, something like that. Yeah. How long was the drive? Two hours and 47 minutes. I had a couple pit stops. I'm on creatine, and I didn't have enough water yesterday, so I was pissing like a horse, so I had to do a few stops.

Because you didn't have enough water? Yeah. I do creatine, yeah. I just thought the water just makes you piss even more. If you drink too much water, then you piss. You've got to find the right balance. What are you doing it for look at me bro but yeah but are you doing it for like strength or mental reasons cognitive reasons i'm trying to just try to do some muscle and i'm just a personal training every

day yeah i think i don't know if you guys saw how Dave described Mantis to Patrick Beverly. Yeah, deformed. He's like sitting down with his hands folded, sitting next to Pat and goes, so we got this kid driving here, this deformed kid. Who said that? Dave. Dave did. Dave to Pat Bev.

Dave used to use the word mangled. No, he used to always call you demented. Demented? Wasn't that like an old diagnosis from like the 20s? Yeah, that's more a physical scent. I think he was saying that because he just thought that was the word for deformed. And I was like, Dave, I think his brain works normal. Back in Indiana, they call me the demented demon.

They call you that? Yeah. Oh, shit. Well, Mantis, you've been doing really well for yourself. 100K subs on YouTube. Crushing it on the internet. Going viral than any of Yeah. Oh, shit. Well, Mantis, you've been doing really well for yourself. 100K subs on YouTube. Crushing it on the internet, going viral than any of us, going more viral. Yeah. Leaves us bitter.

Yeah. Yeah. So you're on a hot streak, and you've got shit constantly in the works. Mm-hmm. Do you think you're ever going to get beat up from one of these videos? Oh, absolutely, yeah. I did a video when I went to the Datesporting. It was a Drew Walls video. Okay. uh oh absolutely yeah um i did a video i went when i went to the uh date sporting does a drew walls video okay i got some death threats for putting my phone on a person's uh hood of a car

even though i asked the person if i could but that wasn't in the video so i got some death threats from that death threats yeah who would threaten you with death over that or fans online or people that love that the person oh yeah you asked permission, though, you just said. Yeah, I did, but that wasn't in the video, so they assumed I was putting my phone on the hood of a car. I mean, with my Francis days, I probably will do eventually. I guess I'm just having

trouble with who threatened you with death. Just somebody, whatever. Car fan. A car fan. Cars 3 fan. Brandon, what are you doing for Valentine's Day tomorrow? Nothing. Come on. We had our, our new tradition is we go to the Super Bowl,

I take her to the Super Bowl, and we have our Valentine's dinner at the Super Bowl, so we don't have to do it. Was I on your Valentine's dinner? No, no, no. I had multiple. I had Monday night was the boys. Tuesday night was solo with her. Wednesday night was the couples.

And then Thursday night was trivia. So Tuesday night was our Valentine's dinner. It wasn't Ruth's Chris. It wasn't Ruth's Chris. Do you want to address getting two seafood towers to go? I feel like that is something you should address. I mean, not really. I mean, what I do is what I do. But you called yourself Top Eater. And I was sitting right beside you out eating.

You're deflecting off of me. I was top eater. Two seafood towers to go. I mean, I guess that would make you the winner. Were you eating shrimp in bed? Yeah, well, yeah. How many calories did you have? At that meal?

Yeah. I don't really know calories or how they work, but I would. Is 1,200 a lot for a meal? I'm guessing. Yeah. No, because that porterhouse we had was like a lot of calories. Yeah. 1,200 isn't crazy.

Some people do 1,200 a day. Really? I don't think I did. I did 3,000. At that meal? At a meal? But you had the fish. We keep going back to this. You had the fish. That couldn't have been a high-calorie meal. I did 3,000. At a meal? But you had the fish. We keep going back to this.

You had the fish. That couldn't have been a high-calorie meal. I did 3,000. You're just a big boy. You guys, so you got here at 1.30. Or 12.45 is what you said. And then you went all the way. You've had no sleep.

No. Just operating on adrenaline right now. I've been up, yeah. So recruited because you've done 98 in a row before. You regularly do like dozens in a row. I think on a good day it's like, I don't know, 75 or 80. On a slow day it's like 45. Well, when you got here, I think, if I remember it correctly,

you missed a couple in the first like 10 minutes, and then you locked in and almost didn't miss the rest of the night yeah you were a key part so you did perform up to par yeah yeah were you on the final run uh yeah the final run i hit five okay okay yeah four or five jerry had a ringer that they had turn around he drove an hour and they had him turn around no so he showed up and he shot for a while but um he was chocolate on his microphone jerry got so pumped when he arrived like he ran out he was like guys this dude looks like a foul shot shooter is that a compliment i don't know but he was so excited and then he started warming up and missed his first eight shots was he the guy in the cav sweatshirt uh no he had like a green jersey, green Nike shoes. Who was the jacked-ass dude?

Oh, he was like a guy that went to like a D1 player for UNH, right? Yeah. I mean, he was like. Were you here the whole time? Who is the dude in sweatpants? I left, went home, and I tried to sleep, but I was like, I ended up just watching it on my computer, and I was like, why am haven't slept at all either I got like three hours of sleep okay because I I got to sleep around around 4 30 and I slept till 7 and when I came back out they were still going

and I felt so fucking bad for having slept I felt like an asshole for have yeah yeah that I just kind of lurked in the shadows until they hit the shot. And then I ran out there and I started whooping up and yelling. But I did feel like an asshole for some reason. We snuck out five hours in. We ran out of things to talk about. Five hours of commentary is a lot of commentary. Yeah, if I thought that the stream could have benefited from me staying there, I wouldn't have left.

I probably would have. Was your fart picked up on the mic when you walked away? You walked away to fart but didn't take the mic off three feet reek over the chat had me uh howling too oh yeah yeah i don't know i think eventually that died down but he was he was fired he called the chat pedophiles four minutes in what were they accusing him of i don't know i know he's getting really everything killing Everything. Killing Lizzo's underwear. Killing Lincoln. Fucking Michelle Obama.

Fucking Michelle Obama was a big one. I do not fuck Michelle Obama. She fucks you. Having two dads. Having two dads he got mad about. Benghazi Bosco. The one that made me laugh is Rico doesn't know what a fire truck is. He also got mad that Tate posted a video using a rebound gun and he was like you guys know that's

not his rebound gun it's the schools oh yeah he was like he's trying to flex on us and portnoy was like okay i wasn't like impressed that he was using a rebound yeah he's like he doesn't own that gun yeah it was very odd what is that what that machine is called a rebound gun it's the big thing that you put under the basket and it shoots it back out out you i guess it is a that shit looks harder than a regular free throw because it visually uh it's in the way and it's it's it's a daunting piece of equipment like it's not small it's it's right there and you have to make the free throw for it to return to you, right? It just has to go on that bigger cylinder underneath the ring.

And the bigger cylinder is pretty big, yeah. I just had the, okay, the gun 6,000? No, that one. That's a good-ass logo. I want that on a sweatshirt. That net's too tall. I think that's the one that Tate was using, though. I think they're all like that, though. He was using the 6,000, huh?

I had the, there's an 8,000? There's a 12k and you could customize it do this one shoots bullets i mean that that's this one's killed before yeah yeah fuck 12 the 13k is there all right what you got no that was TJ. Oh, that was CJ. Yeah. That's my friend. He asked Lamb. Nicky Smokes slept through it. Yeah, he did. He was sleeping on the couch. People say I look like Nicky Smokes.

He's like my deformed and mangled other twin. Like the twin they remove from being attached to him. The twin that survived? Is that the Spy Kids movie where the characters are mushed on their faces? I don't remember. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Remember that?

I know what you're talking about. They speak backwards. Yes. That's like Jammin' to me. Pat Bev loved you, dude. A twin? Bro. You're pretty loved in the community.

Isn't that great? It's about time. I earned this shit. You have a lot of homies. A lot of homies, a lot of slime balls, a lot of twins. You always have a crew.

Oh, yeah. Well, not today. How do you obtain a new crew member? Like for one of your videos or just in general? How do I obtain a new crew member? How do you find, do you network a lot?

Well, really, I've been doing a lot of stuff with Mind Squire. There's some uh guys in india that do pranks and they're pretty big on here we go and we're just shooting editing and doing it all every day so you're a typical day in indianapolis right yeah yes you're waking up go on that was fine city yes yeah um you do you wake up and it's right to content or are you doing anything else uh just wake up and either try and think of what i think of a thing i can do during the day or plan it out or edit

or shoot and i got like three flashlights in my sink in my bathroom and decide which one i want are you been cleaning them uh two of them i have the other ones it's like i don't use that much what happens when you don't clean one so funny you asked that no no no no no no no donnie and mantis you guys lived in the office at the same time yes and yes you guys shared a towel so i asked i asked mantis if i could use his towel and he goes man like my skin like you don't understand like it's you don't understand. You don't want to use this towel. It's only gotten worse. Yeah, and I was just... That terrified me.

Because you were like, it's covered in pus? Yeah, I just bleed. I just breathe. I hope I don't breathe. If I ever have a kid, I'll fucking kill it. Bleed, it's just like... What's happening? If I breathe...

If you had another kid that turned out like me what would you do with it you'd love it to death oh I would stomp on that shit Jesus Christ that's dude all the health insurance oh fuck that

I would randomly bleed during the divorce office I vaguely remember you randomly bleeding. You're overselling me. I might be bleeding right now on my left eye. You weren't, like, gushing. I never saw you bleed. I've never seen you bleed.

Emit blood. You want to see it? We were row buddies. I believe you. You guys were row buddies? We were row buddies, right? We were on the same row. They were best buddies.

Row buddies? We were on the same row. So I think I walked past your blood multiple times. Oh, yeah. You mean the chef? Yeah. Yeah. I had both.

I had the $20 and the whatever. I just had a laptop and a first aid kit. A hot one. A table. I would share a towel with you any day, Mantis. Oh, I appreciate that. Yeah, but you don't give a fuck about anything. Nothing scares you.

I get scared. I don't think you do man i don't like the way you said that yeah i get scared like you're like in a rom-com i get afraid of more mundane things like um commitment like you just got married you're in a rom-com talking to people in like authority positions and things like that. You afraid of Portnoy? Yeah, not as much anymore. But when I first worked here, like every combo of him, I'd be nervous. I saw you get screamed at once by, were you flying a drone in the office? Yes.

I tried to drone the rundown set. You stare at Portnoy? I wouldn't say scared, but like but like yeah my first few years working here every conversation i'd have with him i'd be like i'd be kind of nervous it was just it was just seeing big roads at a i don't see him in a minute did you have any conversations with him uh besides i said i did the sea and then we just type like dap each other up after our shots and that's about it but we hugged we hugged you were the you were at the bottom of that pile yeah it was yeah and the top top i knew that it's been a minute but you but

you were getting it for a while a lot i was but now it's actually been six months 14 days 22 hours 13 minutes i've gotten ted or some ob topping that's been so long 22 hours you got afternoon head yeah i have an app that tells me like after you know you just press a button times it all right actually i think the last time we talked before you showing up at the office was i was driving through bosnia i believe and i got a call from mantis out of the blue and he let me know that he had just received head for the first time i think you might have texted me i got a text yeah just received head for the first time. You might have texted me. I got a text. Wait, for the first time?

Oh, shit. Oh, so that was the $8,400 blowjob, right? Yeah, wait a second. Or maybe this was another time because you were very proud of it. I don't know if you would have been as proud if you were like, I just paid $8,400 for a blowjob. I was more proud of the – You had a mentally consensual sexual relationship.

Yes, after that. Yes yes for a while yeah yeah like he mantis got a girlfriend before you i remember wow yeah i do remember that i remember yeah it was it was well before well before i made sure to point that out to kp what happened yeah yeah I was motivated. Wow. I win. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, so you paid $8,500 for a head?

$8,400 for a head with a condom on. It was on September 11, 2021. Oh. Spadest Nevada. September 11, 10th of 10 years. Blackjack helped pay for that, though? No, it was all me. You had $8,400 to blow?

That's gotta be the worst paying for. The worst post-nut clarity of all time. Mantis, like you know if you're in like Vegas, you can just pay $150 for like a prostitute and have full-on sex with no condom. Really? I don't know from experience

but yes i i remember talking to a guy who's like dude the last time in vegas like i just paid 150 bucks and bang this hooker that seems like kind of low maybe yeah it probably wasn't a great hooker but like that's a lot cheaper than 8K. Yeah. Was it like a flavored condom? I think it was strawberry. It was red. Maybe raspberry.

But she sucked the soul out of me, so it was my first time ever getting that. And I got head for free the weekend. Well, I had to fly to it, but I got head for free without a condom on the weekend after. Wait, really? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There's a something sandwiched in between the

prostitute and the girlfriend? Yeah, there's three. Wow. Second head? You may have told me this. Three heads? Yes, three heads. Like a Cerberus. So one week after you paid $8,400, you just happened to put it for free. Well, I had to pay for a flight and hotel to meet someone.

That's $800. Then I did a Jack Harlow ticket, and that was free. But yeah, about $800 for the flight and hotel. When you're deformed, it is not easy, bro. I'm telling you. No, I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah.

So Jack Harlow had the assist on the second blowjob, you would say? No. Well. Because like you were able to bring her to the concert and then that helped her. Like that helped you get. No, the concert was the night after the incident. Oh, damn. Yeah. And you know what?

She didn't even finish. She, like, blue-balled me. She did it for, like, two minutes. She didn't finish? Yeah, I know. She didn't finish. So I had one. Wait, she didn't come?

I had one with a condom, and then one she just did a two-minute drill and just, like, left. And the third one, that was like the Fourth of July Fireworks Grand Finale. That was incredible. What is the third one? That was from

the ex-girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Yes. But there was only one total from her? Oh, no. No. No.

Okay. That would have been a problem. Nick, that's what we call a Doug Trio head. That's Doug Trio. That's right. Ground type.

All right. Well type. All right. Well, thanks for sharing. I think that concludes that segment. Yeah, we could have saved that for off air, I guess. There we are. Interesting stuff, though. Absolutely. What are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Going to dinner theater. A theater? Theater. A dinner theater. A dinner theater. Are you going to dinner, then theater, or are you going to a dinner theater? Dinner theater.

What kind of show? I think it's some sort of murder mystery. Oh, it's like an interactive deal? Yeah. You're taking us to a murder... Dinner theater. Dinner theater. If you Google this particular show, it's a murder mystery company that

also serves you dinner i'd imagine yeah yeah okay what was that place in wheeling it was a grub and rub rub and grub a rub and grub i can see where you would eat yes you would eat and get a massage at the same time it was a cool idea victim of covet apparently uh apparently and that was there for a while no oh it. Oh, it was. It was new. No, no, no. I didn't know about it. The brightest flames. Yeah. Candle in the wind. You think you go there if you want the grub or the rub primarily? I bet you.

It's almost like going. You know when you go to a diner and they have like too much on the menu? You're like, none of this can be good. Yeah. I bet you it's adequate rub, adequate grub. Yeah. It's just probably just acceptable. I love a small menu. Like eight things. Twelve? I's probably just acceptable. I love a small menu. Like eight things.

Twelve? I think you go six. Six things? Like dinners? Nah. Yeah. I think the best I've ever had were they tell you what you're getting. Yeah.

I actually agree with that. Where there's like two options. They know what they cook good and they're going to give it to you. I was with Francis this weekend. I watched him have a panic attack looking at a big menu. Oh, yeah. Like legitimately like freaking out. Francis is always in a state of panic attack.

It was like elevated. He was like, I don't know. Do I get the omelet? Do I get the burrito? What do I do here, hairball? What did I do? I also had a cocktail. I don't know if they have fresh squeezed lime juice.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I miss Francis. Yeah? He was the first one to call me a retard in my face. Gained so much respect after that. He did do that. I'd rather be called retard than buddy nowadays.

I hate buddy. You hate buddy? That's the worst. Like in a condescending way from a guy? From anyone. Okay. days i hate buddy you hate buddy that's the worst like in a condescending way from a guy from anyone okay just i wrote just just give me the r-e-t-a-r-d throw it at me oh you can say it i guess oh yeah you already broke the ice and me and mince can say that's about it shit and just like that you went brandon back yeah i'm in yeah i made it three i gave you a nice long hug last night that was great that was a that was long overdue yeah we we only overlap by six months maybe a year what time when did you

exit october 2020 and then here we are yeah so we only we only overlapped like 18 to 24 months, so I was close. Wow. But you were always very, very nice to me when I first got started. I had a mental list of who was nice, and you were way up there. Nice to everyone. How many lists of those do you think you're on when people start? I think I'm sneaky very nice to new people. I agree.

I sat right next to you. Sneaky like a ninja. People don't like to admit that I'm a nice guy, but I'm sneaky nice to new people. No, I sat right next to you Sneaky like a ninja People don't like to admit that I'm a nice guy But I'm sneaky nice to new people No I sat right next to you There's like There's like Of course all the ones I'm nice to have like

Flamed out and left Flamed out But But yeah I think I'm a sneaky nice guy Do you remember what happened to me on my first day? Did you get moot? No what happened to you?

There were roses on my desk What were they from? I don't i can't even say what oh shit oh that's right were we side by side on the first day that's right so you you you came i sat in kbc because i came in early and i was like sit at my seat and then and then just became your seat yeah because kyle doesn't need a seat it's a rover i was in a breakfast soju phase, so I'd roll up late. What's soju, man? Did you have a problem? It's Korean food.

Yeah. You looked at yourself like you were... Bukowski? Who's the fear and loathing guy? You were big into gonzo journalism. I was. Yeah. Hunter S. Thompson.

Hunter S. Thompson. That did motivate me. Oh, I can do this. Yeah, all the bests, all the greats do it. Hunter S. Thompson is a name I know, and I know what he did, and I have no idea what he actually wrote about or what it really was. I just know his drugs. I know Gunzo Journalism.

I know Hunter S. Thompson. I know those two facts. Johnny Depp loved him, and when he died, he shot him out of a cannon. Oh. Yeah. How did he get him in a cannon? So he shot himself, but then— Oh, he killed himself?

Yeah, he did. And then I think in his will, he said, please shoot my ashes out of a shotgun, and I want Johnny Depp to do it. That's a hell of a thing to write. It's also a hell of a thing for them to do. Yeah. Yeah. He actually started off as a sports journalist.

So he started off writing about sports. Yeah, he was a straight... And then writing about politics. But then he would just get fucked up while doing it, right? Yeah. That's the later half of his career. Who would you have shoot you out of a cannon after you died? I don't think it would matter.

A Nick Cannon? More of the cannon than it would matter. It should be Nick Cannon. We're actually going to see him shoot him out of a cannon? I don't think it's the body. It's the ashes. Oh, this rocks. This is like Cirque du Soleil.

Yeah. I think. This is going to be your dinner theater tomorrow. This is exactly going to be like dinner theater. Did you say Cirque du Soleil? Cirque du Soleil. Hunter S. Thompson was sent to cover the Rumble in the Jungle. Was that the fight?

Yeah, or no, he was sent to cover the Thrilla in Manila by Rolling Stone. He ended up just taking too much acid and hanging out in the pool during the fight. And that's when Rolling Stone was like, okay, this guy's done great work, but I think it's time to cut ties. that him is that him getting shot out maybe that was a firework that's cool what was that what was the imagery at the end can you write anything in your will i think i mean it's your will you have to get it cleared legally? Or can you just write anything? And they'll have to interpret it on their own. I don't know.

I should have a will. You don't have a will? You don't have a will, Brandon? I have something, but it's not like... I don't have anything like my last wishes or anything like that. Okay. But you have something like so much money... Where it goes to.

I sent my stuff to my wife. I got that. But I don't have the part where like. Who gets what. Or just, yeah. Who does the arcade, basement games and all that. You want them? Yeah.

I got you an arcade game. I want mostly sports. Why? It's a good show. Yeah. You build a strong IP. And I want it when you die. Family, yeah.

Actually, Henny Friday's been the main factor too, so I feel like you already have a little bit of ownership. No. How is Titus doing? Titus did mostly sports. So Titus, Dan, and Che all did the whole thing all night. Titus shot whatever. But Titus was struggling.

Like physically you could tell there was nobody home behind the eyeballs. uh i mean shit there he is fucking yeah like you can tell he's he's checked out mentally but goddamn war hero but goddamn one arm bigger than the other he looks he looks jacked no i think it's just the angle that's just the angle yeah i mean that would be the best i've ever looked which is far and away yes that's me on creatine. I'm never going to look like that. You could look like that. I mean, you both. You should look like Titus this year. Try to get like Titus?

Yeah, you should dye your hair. Yeah, immediately. I don't know. I was just saying what he said. Yeah, I've been thinking about it. Have you actually? I want to go black for a little bit and just see. What about brown?

We all do. Brown. Let's make it look natural no i don't want to if i'm going to go for i'm going to go for it you know what i mean i feel like the black contrast would be your skin too much yeah it would be like kind of scary like an asian boy with red hair I think we have to make you do it. Can we, TJ, is the tech out there to... Oh, probably. Just dye his hair black? Yeah. Yeah. Hold up.

I always say I want to dye it black, but I want to make sure I can get it back to my natural red. You're going to have to buzz it. Wait, you want to go black and then go back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if it works that way. I think you can. You just buzzed. Went back for my X. I don't know if it works that way. I think you can. You're just a buzz.

Went back for my ex. I'm going to tell you. What? I'm sorry? Pardon? Yeah. You want to run that by us again? Fucking cunt.

All right. All right, you don't have to put all the words out there. Sorry, sorry. No sleep. Repeat, repeat. No. You heard what I said. I don't think you did.

That was the issue. Where's Frankie Barali when you went below? Frankie's Mantis impressions are so good. So good. They are. I don't think you have. No, you don't got it. Mantis does a really bad Mantis.

Horrible Mantis impression. Oh, shit. Mantis does a really bad horrible Mantis Mantis did you have any like really low moments after you left Barstool where you were like I'm gonna stop doing content yeah were you ever like I don't think the content game is for me I'm just gonna like go and work

DoorDash for the rest of my life? Or were you always motivated to keep on grinding? You were making DoorDash content. You were like a DoorDash. I think he got right back into it. He never stopped. I think he started doing more. That was the thing.

I started doing DoorDash videos. I started editing for gambling companies behind the scenes. I started doing a podcast. The podcast wasn't it was wasn't really doing well but kept doing it and i was trying to keep trying to find things that would stick and then honestly since like last november all these youtube shorts have been taking it off and after just three years finally going that's one thing too like i thought my life was like my career would be over being let go from barstool and like it was always kind of hard to see people be like yo no wonder why Barstow far too near were funny blah blah

blah and after like three years of like I'm sorry about that by the way thanks man yeah COVID and whatever and uh whatever whatever NDA and uh so um now finally just like being like a full-time YouTuber and all that, it's really freaking cool to finally live that lifestyle. This is a very cool homecoming meeting new people like Mook. Oh, yeah. Meeting new people like Mincy and all the others. And I'm trying to name them.

But that's cool to be just still Mooking. I got to ask, how was the Mantis and Mincy meeting? I just thought I was looking at myself the whole time. But he was pretty cool. Really nice guy. Yeah. He is a nice guy. Yeah.

I agree with that 100%. We just talked about rap. Super nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about rap. We talked about rap, yeah. The songs.

I didn't know Mincy was a huge rap guy. I think I'm going to wake up Mincy tomorrow. I think you are too. Yep. Because I heard, can I just tell you something? I don't want Mincy was a huge rap guy. I think I'm on Wake Up Mincy tomorrow. I think you are too. Yep, you are. Because I heard, can I just tell you something? I don't want to spoil his show. Am I wearing a piece of apparel? I heard him asking Paige to get him apparel for a profession.

Is this episode two? No, it's episode two of this particular return, which I think is just episode five or six of the return this particular return which i think is just episode five or six of the regular yeah i don't know i don't know where we are but his first one he he i guess he went live at eight o'clock i think they hit the shot at 7 45 so he was like the first thing on the streets uh yeah he got tate on yeah did he yeah tate on uh right away tate by the way i mean this guy drove from Tate on right away. Tate, by the way. I mean, this guy drove from Indianapolis, right?

Two and a half hours? It's a while. What city in Ohio is Tate in? I don't know, but he drove five hours and 47 minutes was what he showed last night. And he got here at like 4 a.m. I think they had just hit like shot number 35 or 36. He walks right in, hits two shots shots gives it to big cat that was the first time big cat had a chance at 30 90 really yeah but tate walked right in off he's on a hot street they were literally huddling talking hey who's gonna take this shot who's gonna take this

shot take i'll do it and uh it's like when ash catch him when he freed all the pokemon that weren't cloned to fight me too yeah yeah i thought was dead. I can see where it would be like that. Yeah, Tate and Mantis rolling up is like Gaddafi going to Benghazi with a camel. Upside down camel.

Am I the upside down camel? I didn't say it. Yeah. Okay. But he's like the, he's the dictator. I'd call it a camel her I'd call her a camel In intermediate school

You know what Remember Facebook It was like like Wait remember What? On Facebook it was like Like and I'll tell you What animal you remind me of

Oh yeah First one was like I like the girls Toast And she said a camel But not in a bad way Okay that's fine Camels are cool

You were saying Camels are cool. Camels are cool. Like for a truth is was a hell of a phase. Remember Poke Wars? Bring it back. Poke Wars. Yeah. Bring it back.

They don't allow pokes on Facebook anymore. No more pokes? Yeah, I think it got, like, sexual. Well, I think it started out sexual almost, didn't it? The poke by nature. A poke, yeah. It's a word some people use for sex. I'm getting a haircut today.

Are you nervous? I'm very nervous. How about we give this new woman a call? I know. What's her name? Cassandra? I can't tell you her name. Something like that.

People know the town I'm in and they could look her up. What about you give her a call, and you ease your mind? No, I don't need to call her, but I have been in contact with my New York hairstylist, and she is freaking out. She's worried about it. Nobody's touched my hair in the last three years except for her. She's sent me a lot of text messages. She's sent me diagrams and images of what to ask for. I don't know, but I can't keep living like this.

This isn't me. Man, I kind of like it. No, you don't. Nobody likes this. This is ridiculous. I like it. I like it a lot, man. It's just too good.

You look like Barry Melrose. It's ridiculous. You look just like Barry Melrose. Damn, Barry Melrose. The coolest motherfucker. That might have brought me back. Uh-huh. You could have said anybody in the world.

You said Barry Melrose. I said Barry Melrose out of all people. All right. Well, I might shave the beard too. I'm tired. What? I'm tired of the beard. But it's covering up your worst feature.

My face. I agree. But I just, I don't know. I'm tired of it. It's too much. You ever just get tired? Tired of your beard? Yeah, I get tired of it all the time.

But then I realize that I look like fucking Hillary Duff under here. Oh. Yes. I don't want that an assless duff it's the worst thing you could be um who else we got tj tj you're back there right we got connor connor griffin in the chasey yep oh come on up i like that. Oh, that was a flex. Come on, man. Connor is, of course, on Mostly Sports. We call him the white Stephen Che. So this is actually a natural transition for him.

You all right? Yeah. You like that one? That was good. Okay. Stephen Che might be the white Stephen Che. Yeah. He's like, if I could just. he doesn't know what he has, man.

You want to be Che? No, I want his blood. I want to be Asian. Yeah. Oh, okay. He's squandering it. He kind of is. He is leaving it on the table, isn't he?

He really is. He's wasting it. You could lean into it. Every day that he is leaving elm stable isn't he he really is he's wasting it you could lean in every day that passes a day i oh my god yeah but he might think that of your whiteness give me one asian day what would you do with your asian day uh who fuck i don't i'd be swaggier ken jack might murder him and wear his skin one day yeah ken jack i oh my god yeah jay does love casinos though that's a very asian trait is it yeah they love yeah oh yeah they love to gamble okay yeah so he's working on it jay was jay was really fucking cool last week yeah he was jay was just always he gets a lot he gets way too much he deserves a little bit less shit. I agree. Chase is a cool guy. He deserves a tad bit less shit.

I agree. He deserves a lot, but not as much as he gets. He does some things that are like, what are you doing? But last week, he was always around and always in a good mood and always there gambling with people. I don't know. He was cool. He was, and people are afraid to admit he was cool.

Yeah, I'm saying it right now. And he was cool last night getting every rebound. He was. He did a cool thing last night. Nine hours, 7,000 rebounds. And also, the motherfucker learned every single shooter's wants and needs. Really? Titus wanted a soft toss.

That's how you know he's good at eating pussy. Titus wanted a light toss back to him so it could nestle in his hands. Big Cat wanted it hard in the chest. He wanted a solid pass and he learned everybody's idiosyncrasies and... I'd be going the same way every time. Soft or hard? Bounce pass.

Yeah. That's what I was doing. Man, you gotta get a hundred. Oh, I will. I heard something. From sales. from sales. From sales? I think it was from sales. I don't want to say who.

You thought the 100K was for the people doing the free throws? And you asked what percentage you were getting? Yep, I did. Is that why you came? Yes, that actually is why. I thought we were splitting it. And I was so hyped when Dave hit that one. That would have been a lot of money thought you were... Oh. Yeah, I thought we were splitting it. 100K. And I was so hyped when Dave... Yeah. That would have been a lot of money if you were splitting it.

That's why I hugged Dave. I was like... And then we just... Yeah. We didn't do it. No. No. Well, now you get to do the gauntlet challenge.

Oh, my God. Well, the only problem is so many people have stayed all night like 40 people stayed all night we don't have our goalkeeper is malasek not here no he left he was making a fucking twitter video of him lighting a cigarette and playing guitar yeah he's a rescue puppy well actually at about eight o'clock this morning everybody was leaving and he said he sat for a second in mostly sports studio and i said what are you waiting for just leave he said i gotta wait about 15 minutes i have to go pick up my dog so he had he had his dog at a certain thing and he he had this anticipation of a small child that's getting a puppy for the first time it was he doesn't know he's so glad you're telling that

story yeah i guess so i guess so and also he pulled out an acoustic guitar and just really just sang the most beautiful song i never really talked to girls at bars yeah so i don't know we don't have we don't have a keeper i guess we could put connor griffin there if you guys that's not an issue we can get someone to goaltend i could play goal yeah all right well there you go we got him but is there a way to get Mantis some sort of handicap to make it? I feel like the score won't be... For golf, yeah. You think it'll be official?

Yeah, it won't be official because you have to keep Malasek as the constant. Yeah, but... You should try. I'd be happy to play goal. I think you got this right. You can do all this shit. They brought him into a sporting thing that we were commentating. We can't talk shit. I'm not.

I got benched an hour in. Yeah, so. The only thing he can is golf, which we don't do. It's not golf. Have you ever seen it, the Yak Challenge? It's cornhole. It's cornhole. Soccer.

All right. Sorry. It's cornhole soccer. I forget. Wiffle ball. Is it cornhole soccer. I forget. Wiffle ball. Is it cornhole soccer? Cornhole first. You make a bag.

Then you score a goal. Wait, you said cornhole soccer? No, you said cornhole soccer. Immediately stop that. Wiffle ball, football, two threes, trivia. Oh, trivia. Sport goal. General trivia.

Okay. Like name the seven or name all the teams in the AFC North. Oh, dude. I'm an online general studies major, so that should be the easiest one for sure. I don't know what you just said. I'm an online general studies major. Good. Yeah, but you got your degree.

I do. So don't say major. Well, I don't have any more. I threw it away. Are you IUPUI? Yeah. IUI now. They got rid of the PU part.

Oh, thank God. The PU's gone? No more Purdue's. IUI. Okay. That made no sense. It was two rivals mashed together. Oh, thank God. The PU's gone? No more Purdue's. IUI. Okay. That made no sense. It was two rivals mashed together. Yeah, but it was unique.

There was no other school like it. IUPUI really rolled off the tongue. It actually did. IUI. I got nothing for IUI. That's too many vowels. That's too many vowels. Suggass.

PUI would have been better than IUI. PU. That's Purdue. PUI. Yeah, too many letters, too many vowels. Just make up your mind. But, dojads. You used to live with Hot Sean, right?

Yes. And then he was recently. Dude, he's on The Bachelor or whatever. Did we only put adjectives on the name Sean at Barstool? Yeah. Yeah. Hot and hot. Hot Sean.

Dave hated him just because he was like, this kid's too hot to work here. But, yeah, he's now on The Bachelor. And I remember just watching him. How hot was he? Hot. Hot, but like... Is he even hotter now? Yeah.

He's a very hot show. Like an uncanny hot face. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like one of the stars of the show. Is he popular? I don't know. No, you... He's the quintessential dumb blonde.

Okay. Male version. All right. Nick, you missed The Bachelor last night. Even though he's not very popular. I did miss The Bachelor last night. Have you... Everything good with that?

No, it's not good, man. Now I'm behind, and there's another episode tonight. But he sent home the mean girl that owns the vintage shop. No, he sent my pick home. I don't remember her name. Mandela? Not Mandela. It was Mandela name. Mandela? Not Mandela. It was Mandela.

It was Mandela. She's the mean girl that owned the venue. Marlena. Is that right? I don't know. Marlena is, yeah, that's her name. Yeah, okay, Marlena. Anyway, did y'all see my, I'm going to read an ad.

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Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I'm going to be engaged the entire time. You want to see Brunette Mook? Yes. Oh, whoa. 100%. So this is Mook.

That's Mook. Good picture. And this is Mook if he had brown hair. That's not true. But he said black hair. Okay, and then this is Mook if he had brown hair and a beard. Whoa! Yo!

Whoa! And then this is Mook if he had brown hair and a beard. Whoa! Yo! Whoa! And then this is Mook if he had brown hair and a beard, but he was hot. Oh! All right, now you're off. All right, now make me Asian. And then this is if he was even hotter. Okay. And then this is if he had a bowl cut.

Don't like that one as much. Nope. And then this is if he had glasses. Oh, that one came around quickly. I don't trust that man. And then bald. Whoa. Kind of works, dude.

And then a woman. I would. I don't trust that man. And bald. Whoa. Kind of works, dude. And a woman. I would. I would. Big pass. Wait, can you go back to the first brunette? Was the hand there the whole time? Go brunette beard. What do you think?

Look at that, dude. That's pretty good. Yeah. You look like somebody. He does. An actor. Yeah. And I see him.

But I don't know what he's... i think he looked like someone without the beard i don't know if this would get me more pussy or not i know this dude he's the guy that gets mad at trosser in knight's tale yep um i love knight's tale he is uh he's the guy that gets mad he's the same guy that plays the pirate in Dodgeball yes he's the pirate? I don't know his name is it Alan Tudyk? it's Alan Tudyk in Night's Tale yeah he looks

you look like that except I don't think he had a beard Night's Tale rocks Night's Tale is really fucking cool yeah I'm here to compete you're here to be arrested that guy really dials it up you look like Alan Tudyk Wow. Yeah, I'm here to compete. You're here to be arrested. That guy really dials it up. You look like Alan Tudyk.

You just do. You just might look like Alan Tudyk. Is it Tudyk or Tudyke? It's Tudyk. Tudyk. Could be Tudyk. Alan Tudyk? I don't think.

Tudyk? You wouldn't pronounce it like that. You'd go dyke over dick? I'd go dick over dick. I think it is dyke. Oh, it's Tudyk. It's Tudyk. Oh, it's Tudyk. There you go. That's dying. Oh, you know, it's two dick. It's two dick. Oh, there you go. That's you.

Oh, he's real red in that movie. I fuck with this guy. But I think in later roles, he was not as red. He looked like him with that. I always get depressed when you see Steve the Pirate turned corporate later in Dodgeball. Yeah, but then he comes back. But then he comes back, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's the... Oh, yeah, his hair is... Dye your hair that color, dude. Yeah. Or does that just happen to redheads? I think so, dude. Yeah, you should get washed out.

I think I'm turning lighter with age. Or just like a light bleach. I don't know, man. You're real red. Yeah, sometimes I forget that. Me and Francis were walking around Denver together, and it must have been just like a light bleach? I don't know, man. You're real red. Yeah, sometimes I forget that. Me and Francis were walking around Denver together, and it must have been just like an absolute scene. People probably, there might have been one car accident.

Did you used to be redder? Have you gotten lighter? A little bit. How red were you when you were eight? I think I was just more pale. Okay. That accentuated the red. Yes.

Yeah, made it pop. TJ, after mostly sports today you texted the yak group oh what the fuck is that yeah uh i don't know why tj found this so important he texted the group and wanted you guys oh this is shocking really the okay so i take i i take a bath at least five days a week i like a good good bath. I have a gigantic bathtub. When I was shopping for my house, I wanted a huge bathtub. I have a huge bathtub. And I like to, at the end of my day, usually about 4 o'clock, whenever I get home, I just go.

Do you shower after the bath? No, no, no. I go sit in a hot bath. I think that's gross. I love it. I go sit in a really hot bath. Everybody says, oh, you have the dirt of the day. I'm not working in a coal mine.

No, but you have grime and sweat and probably shit particles in your asshole. I take care of my asshole. Is this in substitute of a shower? I shower to start my day. I bathe to get home. I bathe to end my day. I just like to sit just like this. I have a little back pillow right here.

Put my arm up, Put my arm up. Chest high of very hot water. I have a Bluetooth speaker right beside me. You have your phone. I'm scared to death of dropping the phone. I put it on the music, put the phone over

here. If I get a text, I'll look at it. Otherwise, I'm not scrolling. I'm just chilling. Is that crazy? Y'all don't like to sit in a hot bath? I feel like at it, but otherwise I don't. I'm not scrolling. I'm just chilling. Is that crazy? Y'all don't like to sit in a hot bath? No, I'm with you. I feel like you have to add. I don't like seeing my dick underwater. Why not?

I think it looks bad. Oh, it's at the worst. The dick looks bad anyway. No. At no point do I like. I'm comfortable with my dick in water. I feel fine. I don't think it's crazy.

I think it's just really uncommon. It is very uncommon. I got to be chest covered in water. I feel fine. I don't think it's crazy. I think it's just really uncommon for someone to do it. It is very uncommon. I got to be chest covered in water so my titties don't stick out. Oh, yeah, they'll float. I don't care what sticks out. I'm fine. I just like sitting and letting the- It takes too long.

I think showers are more enjoyable all around. I think baths are better than showers from an enjoyment standpoint. Five days a week is a little- That's a lot. From a waking up standpoint, showers are better than baths. I have no question about that. I think showers are better at getting you clean. That's fine, too.

But from just an I enjoy this experience, I would take soaking in a tub more than a bath or shower. I mean, if you had a hot tub at home and you just liked to go in the hot tub after work, no one would think that's weird. No one would bat an eye. No one would bat an eye. No one would bat an eye. You'd have to shower.

That's different. The water is moving. Do you have a rubber ducky? I have jets. Oh, do you have the jets on? That was my first question. I go jets probably 25% of the time. The noise is too much.

Do you use bubbles? Are you taking a bubble bath? I don't take a bubble bath. Okay, that would be a little gay. It takes too long. So you're a zero bath guy zero bath guy unless i poison sumac not take an oatmeal bath zero bath guy yeah never because i always get in it's like you you crave the feeling of being warm and water and then a minute later i'm like i'm

it's i'm over kind of bored yeah i'm a special occasion bath guy with a hangover bath i've heard the hangover bath on my twitter mentions but i i don't ever have i never i'm a special occasion bath guy with a hangover bath. I've heard the hangover bath on my Twitter mentions, but I don't ever have hangovers. Oh, I've never. I'm a hangover shower guy. Go cold with the hangover. Really? I go steamy. That's when it really hits.

Does it just snap you out of it, or does it just desensitize everything? I don't know what the sensation is. Oh, you don't know what a hangover feels like. I know what a hangover feels like. I mean, I used to get drunk up until like 2007, but I know what a hangover feels like. I know what a hangover... I mean, I used to get drunk up until like 2007, but I know what a hangover feels like. And what Obama got... It feels like being extremely dehydrated.

Like, I get those dehydration headaches all the time. Those long, slow headaches. I'm very hungover from those free throws right now. Yeah? Yes. Do you drink?

Yeah, you do. Not really, no. Do you hit the town in Indy? Like, you're probably like a local public figure. Yeah, you do. Not really, no. Do you hit the town in Indy? You're probably like a local public figure. Yeah, I don't really drink, but I just go out. Shenanigans? Hijinks? No, just like if I'm not pranking, just go out and play arcade games.

If you're not pranking. Yeah. Okay. If I'm not going to Walmart in a blue vest and just working for free for an hour, then yeah, no. How are you going to top your sports stunts? Like what could you do at a game? Just have to find out and see. So you've checked into a college game.

Checked into an IUPUI game. I snuck into the Colts field. What else have I done? You met that dude, Noah. Oh, yeah. Noah who? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who?? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who?

Careful. Everybody. Noah Kazaa? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Met him. I did yesterday. I went to a Walmart and worked for free for an hour.

Some girl went to a Target and she put on a red shirt and worked at Target for free for 10 hours. You're acting like you're doing Target a favor by saying they worked there for free. You're fucking with people. You didn't work. No, I did. I pushed a cart, so I went to the back and I lifted the truck and then I put

the produce away. I was in the break room. A little Dale Lewis sign. A little Dale Lewis tag. An Amazon bag. Hold on. As part of your fake working there you spent some of that time taking a break in the break room yeah yeah i was eating doritos and mountain dew just chilling catching the vibe pay for them yeah i'll get expensed though i'm sure did you ever get scolded or yelled at or kicked out i did i did at the end is that what

you're looking for though uh it depends depends. I'm not sure I did there as long as I can, but I did. They caught on to me. They were like, who's this retard? I was like, Do you have a quota that you gotta hit? Yeah, I gotta do a 20 welcome to Walmart. Are you sponsored? No, not that.

Welcome to Walmart. Alright. Who's in the program, Brad? No, I say it, and that's how I see it. That's how I All right. Go, go, go. The program, Brad. No, I say it, and that's how I see it. That's how I perceive it. Okay, just. Yeah. I had to do.

So, okay, I used to work at a grocery store called Marsh. It's kind of like Kroger, but, like, there was another kid also named Austin, and he had autism, and I took his shift, and this cunt like she was she thought I was the autistic one so I was doing her like her um grocery store I was like hey man paper of plastic she's like hi I thought like oh like Holly treated Kevin in the uh at the office yeah so you must be Austin I'd want my daughter helps you clean the lockers in school and push the trash away. All right, now bitch, I'm the other Austin that works here. I'm the other, yeah.

I'm the other autistic one. I don't know how, but the way you said that story offended me, and I don't know why. I'm on her side. I am too. Oh, shit. I do miss working at grocery stores, though. Nothing like it. I worked at grocery stores. No, you actually don't miss working at grocery stores, though. Nothing like it. I worked at grocery stores.

No, you actually don't miss working at grocery stores. Nobody misses working at grocery stores, does it? My dad had some fun with it. Really? He worked in loss prevention. So he would get up in the ceiling. And he was damn good at catching shoplifters. He would just mentally torture them.

Oh, wow. So he would stake out. Wait, what do you mean? He was physically up in the ceiling? Sometimes. Oh, wow. So he would stake out. Wait, what do you mean? He was physically up in the ceiling? Sometimes. Oh, God damn. What? My buddy worked in target loss prevention,

and he would have like eight screens in front of him just tracking shoplifters. I'm hip to the new target scheme, I guess, where they like watch you, they let your shoplifts build up over time, they hit you with a felony. Yeah, they let you get away with it. Oh, wow.

They just give you a little bit, give you a little bit. But now that that's viral and known, that just seems to me like a free pass for one misdemeanor. Yeah, to steal it once in a while. If you want to go steal something, you can. Yeah, go do it. Once or twice. Just don't go back for it.

Can't be over $999. Yeah. I've never shoplifted. I've never had that. I never have either. And I don't want to. Gabriel Brothers. Have you guys ever been to a Gabriel Brothers store?

Is that a regional thing? That's where my crew would shop. That was impossible to steal from. They would swap tags. You could swap the tags. So what was Gabriel Brothers? They were all $5. Gabriel Brothers was like, it was a department store,

but it was all the clothes that had some sort of issue with them. So you'd get a t-shirt that had three arm holes or something. Oh, yeah. We have Hudson's Dirt Sheep down south. It's called Hudson's Dirt Sheep? Yeah. We have Hudson's Dirt Sheep. It was cool.

You could get a college team hoodie, but just a little tiny defect. I got a pair of lucky jeans. The shirts were crooked. Yeah. A little bit crooked. I got a pair of lucky jeans at Hudson's Dirt Sheep. Golly. 15 bucks one time.

Yeah, that's when lucky jeans were exciting and fun. did you guys steal from your high school cafeteria what that was like a big thing i don't know i took a breakfast sandwich or two yeah i gotta be like steal lunch i think that's morally fine yeah but it would be like rich kids shoving like chicken patties down their fucking pants yeah but who was that going to i think the operation at my high school was so sophisticated i never would have been able to break the system what you enter the line that's what we had somebody watching you in the line you had to scan your id you get out there you can't forgive her your number you can't get past her what's your number i don't remember damn it was a four digit number three four nine seven it was like 1492 but it wasn't it wasn't 1492 we had just ids that you had to scan i was in parking space 99 i remember that that's, but it wasn't 1492. We had just IDs that you had to scan.

I was in parking space 99. I remember that. That's cool. But I don't remember my IDs. But I don't remember ever having a chance. I feel like they watched us like a hawk. I never could have done that. We had two – I don't know if any other school had this.

We had a cafeteria, and then we had a Vo-Tech right next to us. Do you all call them those things? Vo-Tech a Vo-Tech right next to us. Do you all call them those things? Vo-Tech? Vo-Tech, vocational technical. It's like the kids that go to cooking school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a second cafeteria in there that nobody knew about, but every now and then you'd go there.

You had a second cafeteria? It was a smaller cafeteria, but it was almost like a lunch counter. But sometimes you would get to have a road lunch. You'd get to go to the second cafeteria. And then by the time I was a senior year, I just left and went to Wendy's and bought whatever I wanted to buy. You could leave with your car?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they let them do that anymore. No. No. That was probably the last generation that got to do that. Somebody sent me an embarrassing photo of Chef Donnie. I can't find it in my Instagram DMs.

Can you please resend it to me Kyle you said you might have A recent photo It's super incriminating You gotta say what it is Super incriminating Like he's breaking a law No he's breaking a law

In some religions Okay Is he fucking a guy He's not Might as well be Some religions. Okay. Is he fucking a guy? He's not. Might as well be. Is he naked? But I've been looking through my DMs because I was just cooking with him and I brought it up to embarrass him.

You said he was nothing? Okay. Can I at least say the descriptor you used? I won't use the... You said he was wet. He was soaked. Soaking wet. If anybody has that picture of soaked Donnie... Via water?

Brother, it's a photo. And I've been looking for it. He's trying to edit the cooking. We made souffle for you boys. Yeah, in fact, I got it right here. The souffle down here. I haven't eaten it yet. It's so good.

But it was delicious. I don't know if I can lean it towards... I've already kind of cracked into it, but it looks delicious, the chocolate souffle. Nick, you want to... Yeah, I'll do it, handsomely. I don't... You don't have it? No. There you go. The Roebuck? I know what it's for.

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What's the other section? So I'd like to know where his brain was. All right, two questions. I'll read the second one first. What is the longest you've ever gone without sleeping? You can understand why he asked that question. Yes. He obviously just came off a stream where he was up, I'm probably guessing, 36 hours. Yeah. ever gone without sleeping you can understand why he asked that question yes i mean he obviously

just came off a stream where he was up i'm probably guessing 36 hours yeah um so yeah what's the longest you ever gone without sleeping i can't i don't know that i've ever gone more than 36 hours i've probably gone a day and a half you've had to have gone a day and a half malice x here i yeah he had to come back for our post-yak uh stream that we do Quick picks. I went through a phase my first year in China where we would go out on Friday and then wouldn't go to bed till Sunday night. How could you ever stay up like that? I was living with people from Liverpool,

and that's all I'll say. Do they not sleep? No, not on weekends. But then during the week, I would be in bed at like 9 p.m. every day. It would just be on the weekends. Very responsible during the week. On the weekend, we're not sleeping.

Yes. Won't sleep deprivation kill you before hunger or thirst? Really? I think so. Kyle, I'm going to use your birthday gift. Just cologne? Give me two. That's a good looking bottle.

Oh, shit. You can put a cologne in a blue bottle. That's mine? Yeah. Your gifts are just strewn about. But if I went two nights without sleep, I would start to get sleep paralysis. What's that? Yeah, give it to me.

Oh, did you get a demon? For me, it would just be... Oh, God! Nice. I had faith. Why'd you throw it like that? Oh, God. What do you mean, why'd I throw it like that? You threw God. What do you mean why'd I throw it like that? You threw it really high and almost irresponsibly.

Brandon, you shrieked. I know. Of all the disgusting things we throw around here, cologne would be a blessing to breathe. That smells fabulous. You think so? Yeah. I think if it smashed, though, the smell would be too strong. Too strong, yeah.

It would ruin the studio for a bit. We should all smell the same. Oh, here come the yak boys no you thought yeah i love this on the yale come on um uh the sleep paralysis is when my brain would wake up before my body oh that sucks yeah there's nothing worse yeah and you feel like you're trapped yes that's what that's called I've gotten it maybe three times in my life but that's quite the feeling and you think you're never going to get out of it

yeah even if it only lasts 30 seconds it feels like an hour that's horrible now his second question which is actually his first do peas go good in pasta so first question uh the sleep deprivation thing and the second question do peas go good in pasta the one pasta i make has sweet peas in it it's almost a carbonara type uh type i was picturing a carbonara has peas in it correct

i'm a functional standpoint i don't think think. They're hard to fork up. I like the taste. I think I love peas in pasta. I think carbonara... Chicken marsala, I believe. Carbonara is baked egg and cheese. Yes. I think you're thinking marsala.

I am thinking of a white pasta. I thought you were right. Which I've had before. It's delicious. There's no carbonara with peas in it. You can do anything you want. I do a pasta with chicken, bacon,

and then I put sweet peas in it. Yeah, sweet peas or peas are great in pasta. If I say the word pea, do you have a specific pea that you think of? There's a lot of peas. A specific pea? That's what I'm thinking.

Carbonara. Yeah. That looks gas. I grew up only knowing about one type of pea. Yeah, but just peas. What are you thinking? Black-eyed peas? No.

Peas don't collaborate too often. There's a lot of peas. Sweet peas? There are pot pies. Peeled peas? Shepherd's pies? Maybe. Peas fine in a stew.

I think a butter bean is actually a pea. Where's a pea making a cameo? Peas. Peas. Peas, pies, maybe. Peas fine in a stew. I think a butter bean is actually a pea. Where's a pea making a cameo? Peas, peas, peas. I think peas help out. They don't help because you can't really dip them besides snap peas. Is there snap peas is what they're called? Snap peas, yeah. I think there's a lot of peas.

Are edamame considered peas? They are peas, right? Edamame is peas. But they're kind of like a bean. I thought those were soybeans. Are those beans? Are they peas or beans peas? They are peas, right? Edamame is peas. But they're kind of like a bean. I thought it was soybeans. Are those beans? Are they peas or beans? Peas are beans.

Peas are not. Are they legumes? Is a pea a bean? Oh, they're legumes. Are beans. Peas are legumes? Wait. No, beans are legumes.

Is a pea a bean? Is a peas are legumes? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So that means peas and beans. It's in the shell, right? Is that what a legume is?

I had a crew of boys called the Legume Boys in Columbus. We would all wear this beige bandana together. Legumes. Shout out them. We had one chick in the Legume Boys. Legumes are wild. I'd like to see a variety of peas if I could. You guys turned your nose up when I said black-eyed peas.

I don't think peas are good. I don't really. I like peas. Those peas right there are delicious. I love those peas. I like peas. Those peas right there are delicious. I love those peas. I could just do those straight out the bowl. Not the frozen ones that like. No, those stink, man.

Wait, are you talking. Parents make you eat as a kid. Are you talking like Will.i.am black-eyed peas or are they an actual food as well? That's a food. That's a food, yeah. Yeah, they're a food. I thought that was just a band name. No, you eat collard greens and black-eyed peas on New Year's Day in the South to have good luck that year.

I've got to try a black-eyed pea. Wait until you try a red jumpsuit apparatus, too. You'd love it. Awful band name. I think black-eyed pea is a pretty good band name. I don't think so. You don't think so? No.

Oh, boy. Oh, what are we... Oh, no. Don't have the... All right. I mean, I would. Let's just look and see what it is. Wait, this is in Spanish.

There's avocado in there. Well, let's do it in Spanish. I think we should... Loat. Too many categories. Loat. Legume of all time, and then the rest is fucking in Spanish. I'm sorry, but is that Spanish or French?

Oh, it might be French. French. Yep. Yeah, definitely. The irk is a Swedish chef. I'd put probably eggplant in pasban. Would you put eggplant in pasban? I'd put eggplant in pasban.

Oh, no, eggplant is elite, whatever. Oh, you put it in trick, will, sip on? Yeah, eggplant has so much potential. Yeah, but it's also poisonous if you have too much. Oh, yeah, eggplant parmesan. Who would ever have too much, though? I've had too much eggplant parmesan. Oh, put carrots at the bottom.

No one can ever defend carrots appropriately. You're going to put... Steamed carrots are gross. If you put them in the oven long enough and they start to get a little crispy... Their best form is raw baby ranch. I have a polarizing one. How about... What do y'all want to do with avocado?

Because I want... High. I want to nothing it. But what about a dip? Yeah, I guess. Guacamole. It's got to be a load, right? It's loaded with fat for a reason.

It's good. How come the first one is just in English and the rest of them? Is the healthy fat avocado thing, is that just a facade? Is there such thing as a healthy fat? Yeah. There's healthy fats.

It's trans fats you don't want. I feel like that was like big avocado being like, I don't know. Speaking of, there's healthy yeah it's real because like trans fats you don't want i feel like that was like auto being like i don't know speaking of there's men's hey men's i was hey i'm good i'm good how are you it's fat yes you're right it's fat you know what fucking sit down for a second is that why you're right. It's Fat Tuesday. You know what? Fucking sit down for a second. Is that why you're wearing the beads? Yes.

Let's go. It is. When you were at Mardi Gras a couple of weeks ago, you were on a family float, right? It wasn't like a titty parade. I didn't see any tits out because it was cold and rainy. So that was probably not a good forecast for seeing the boots up. Wet. Wet. Hard titties. Is the Mardi Gr gras titty thing still a big thing or did that peak like 20 years ago i think it

peaked more 20 years ago i think a lot of it is like the quarter area around bourbon street you'll see some of it but like when you ride uptown it's more not that area is not more families i mean we still see a straight tit let's see every now and then if you're around bourbon street you still see it in that area but i didn't see any on the route i was on but like i said i mean we had we had some real shit weather like our parade got moved up from 12 30 to from 2 30 to noon and when we got done like nola like had an all-time flash flood you would have thought like yeah there's not a lot of noon titties not an all-time no no but it was bad i mean like dude like we couldn't even get in and out of the door of avenue pub the bar i was at yeah i mean i it was wild it was crazy it was like the full nola

experience in 16 hours like riding in a badass mardi gras parade the whole city flash flooding to hell and then going to see like juvenileile. How many tits did you see? I didn't see any on the plate. But back in your peak party days. No, they used to be out all the time. Right. But it's just a lot of it's just like that Bourbon Street culture. But would it be rare to see 1,000 titties? 1,000 seems like a high amount.

500 women. 500 women. I mean, total? Yeah. I'd say less than that. Okay. I've definitely seen some, but I think 500 is probably extreme. 75 would be a big night of titties.

75 would be a great night of titties. Interesting scenario. That would be amazing. Yeah, it's not too little, not too much, not too. Yeah. It's 150 tits. A wide spectrum of tits. Yeah, I would love that.

I don't see the problem there. You should do a video, Mincy's night of 75 tits. i would i would love that i don't i don't see the problem there we should do you should do a video mincy's night of 75 tits are you a live stream you have to see 75 pairs of tits i've heard you going around inviting people is panic coming to town oh yes oh yeah three-nighter you already got that invite donnie i did yeah i haven't uh he's quite you're i'd say i'm questionable i felt like you were more doubtful than questionable. How many full yeses do you have so far? Pretty good bit. We have a little wake-up Mitzi crew in there.

Corey Rutledge is going to go Thursday, me and him and Moody and one of my social guys. The tightest one is what I'm excited about. I want to see – he's interested. I mean, I felt like he's probable. I wouldn't say definite. But we're kind of looking at like a Thursday night. It's Thursday through Saturday.

We're a little barstool happy hour at the Barstool Bar because it's only three blocks from Chicago Theater. Just walk over there. Perfect. Perfect. 8 o'clock show. It's going to be fun. All right.

Can't wait. Well, thank you for stopping in. Yeah, thank you all. Thank you all for having me. Congrats on getting that stream done. And, man, it's a good see, man. God bless you, man. You're incredible.

Why are you being weird? What? Why are you being weird? I love Mincy. Mincy, this is the best you've ever looked, by the way. Yeah, you do look great. You look young. You look fit.

I'm getting stout. Yeah. Can I throw an idea at you? A little teapot. The beads every day might work. Yeah. Yeah. If beads were just your thing

all right all right uh bat dog shit idea fuck you uh yep tomorrow yep i'll be there you talk to page yeah cool cool are you uh are you just part of wake up mincey now yeah i don't i feel like you don't get asked to be on there i feel like you don't get asked to be on there. I feel like you get told you're going to be on there. I get told to do everything, dude. Is that how he runs? Is that real? He's not running. He's not running.

What do you mean? He's not running at all. No, he just hit a jog. No, you missed it. He hit something. A light little jog. That was incredible. Oh, sorry.

I didn't know. He went right to the souffle. Is he allowed to go to the souffle camp? No. So, wait, today is Fat Tuesday? Yes. Oh. It's his day.

Happy holidays. Yeah, congrats. Happy holidays. So, I don't know the actual logistics. So, Lent starts now? Lent? What do they call it? Lent. Lent. Yeah, it's? What do they call it? Lent.

Lent. Yeah, it's six weeks. You typically give something up. It starts tomorrow. You're passed on Fridays. Instead of asking what he's given up. Oh, yeah. Or you can do something.

What are you giving up, Brando? We know it. What are you going to give up, KB? I don't know. I think I've taken the last. You've given up everything. I think I'm going to do it this year. But you don't have much left because you you eat

healthy now you like don't drink i think you don't smoke and i yeah no i've been drinking but not just not as much can we just go back real he wasn't in a particular hurry or going anywhere why did he run hey man let's come here one more question and then i'll let you go i think it's because he was happy that we said – He just ran out of happiness? That he's looking great, so he had a little pep in his head. Yeah, he walked off. What do you plan to give up for Lent? I'm doing a 40-day just real health dot thing

because I've been slipping lately. I just did that big NOLA Richmond trip. Not good. I was hitting – I've been also fighting nicotine on and off, and so I'm cold turkeying it right now. I'm on day seven. I didn't even know you were a nicotine user. I quit for five and a half months.

He usually uses my nicotine. I know. That's what I'm saying. I annoy the shit out of everyone because I don't want to buy it. But then I end up being like the mooch. I've been there. No. It was weird because I quit late June,

and I cold turkied it for five and a half months, and then when I went on macro dosing, I'd taken an Adderall that day, and they were hitting it on there, and I was doing my show, and I was like, give me that once. And I took it and hit it once, and I've been fighting it since early December, since that one moment. It's so bad. That's all it takes is that one hit of the vape.

I know, dude. It's just a battle. I quit it for like a year. I took one hit at a party, and the next day I woke up and got a vape instantly. Dude, it's brutal because it's like one of those highs where it's that first one of the day is so good, but then all the rest of them suck. Yeah. And you're just chasing it.

Yeah. And you literally get like a good one minute. Like that first one of the day, you're just like, damn, good you know what holy shit you know what move god fucking damn it's that seattle especially if you're the seattle speedball you like hit that some coffee that's the vape over mook me and mince you're gonna chow down on that thing what are we doing oh i'm sorry nick that's all right all right mince Lent hasn't happened yet. Doesn't start until tomorrow, right? Jesus, this is really bad.

Yeah, give it to me. Send it back. Send it back. Were you about to eat the souffle as well? Mincey, Mincey, send it back. Seven days. Stay strong. Stay strong.

Oh, but now it's in his hand. Send it back. Well, yeah. Send it back. All right. You didn't do it? No, we're going to do it. How would you describe but now it's in his hand. Send it back. Well, yeah. Send it back. All right. You didn't do it? No, we're going to do it. How would you describe it when it's at its peak?

Well, the thing, I walked in. When I got back to my place in Chicago, I had a pen sitting on my kitchen counter, and I went and threw it down the trash chute. Like, not even just the trash can because I had dug through the trash can. So I threw it down the chute, like, to where I couldn't get it. Oh, you trash can so i threw it down the chute like to where i couldn't get it oh you don't tell me you went down the chute no i didn't that's why i just hit that moment i'm like i just i just went no i just went through this mentally and so i was like if i you know if i went through that i was like i can't you be honest did you at least put your

head in the chute no no i got real pissed I just was feeling like I was hitting it all the time at Mardi Gras. You didn't get stuck in that chute? No. I was like, we got to do better. Yeah, your first day off the nicotine,

you're just in a horrible mood. You'll snap. I feel it in my skin and stuff, too. It's just bad, bro. I look like I'm dying. I don't know what a horrible mood out of you would look like, though. I mean, I feel like it gives me

like a headache a little bit. Yeah. I don't know. I just wish, of you would look like, though. I mean, I feel like it gives me like a headache a little bit. Yeah. I don't know. I just wish, like I said, if I could just – if it wasn't so damn addicting, if you could just hit it that one time a day and get that first one. That's the nature of the drug. The way you're voiced. Yeah, yeah.

Hit that again. I like that. I like that out of you. But it's just that first one. First one's good. All the rest of them are good. What's it like in the morning? I mean, just wake up. You hit that that coffee, just like rips your head off.

You're ready for the day, you know? I don't know. Yeah. But, you know, like I said, I guess I stopped last Wednesday, so day six. Stay strong, brother. That was – I'm actually very proud. I just got put in a brutal – Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

No, it's not your fault. Yeah, but – That's it. It is. Yeah, what? 100% my fault. actually very proud that was i just got put in a brutal that was yeah i'm sorry about no it's not your fault yeah but honestly if it had been one of the ones that was flavored not the non nobody can be blamed but him for what just happened as soon as it got to mincy's hand i was like oh this is not a good idea yeah but he didn't go straight he didn't go straight to mouth he gave it a i was just well i just like I said, I remembered that moment I just had with that shoot. I got back a few minutes ago. So you had a moment with the shoot. You did. I walked in.

You walked in the shoot? No, I just walked in. The dang pin was staring me straight in the face when I walked in my apartment when I came back. Like I said, I just know that if I throw it in the trash can, that's not good enough. But did you revisit the shoot? No, I just got it. That was it. Went down 32. I'm on the

32nd floor. It was going to be tough. I was going to say that'd be a hell of a slot. It would have been a tough one. But yeah, I'm going to try to do this Lent thing though and we've got our theme. We've got a really funny theme from Nick and I got something planned tomorrow. Oh, you guys are cooking up? Yeah, we got a little atonement for lent but you know

i gotta say kb good influence that the the feeling good thing the lifting weights is like making the that was me right you were talking about it but dude i used to oh no it's i think it's tremendous for your mental health yeah it's just well i used to run like you know you can get more done in an hour and a half a week lifting than you can running for like six hours like it's like greed like you just i'm not good there need a balance so you need to keep yeah no i'm still trying to run 10 miles a week but that's you know wow yeah but i'm trying to lift two or three i don't know all right man thank you once again thank you thank y'all thank y'all thank you god bless are we ready for for the gauntlet? Go with it.

Go with it. Okay, yeah. You earned it. You earned it. Yeah. Please run. Hit the run. Hit the run. Hit the run.

It's a sassy walk, but no run. He wants it so bad. He's a watch. Oh, he wanted that nicotine. He looks like he's mulling it or something. His head just has its own. Oh, he's so hungry. I would love to be him for a day, too.

Me if I was normal. You ever play QWOP? Yeah, he walks like the QWOP guy. I think we played QWOP on the Yak before. There it is. There he goes, carb-free. No sugar. Oh.

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On it. You sound like, um. It's the best voice in the world. Optimus Prime. It's the best voice in the world. Hit it again, Connor. Hit it again. Hit it.

Hit it. Autobots, roll out. Oh, shit. I don't know how to do it. Oh, that was awesome. What's up? What's up? That was perfect.

Whisper in my ear. Autobots, roll out. Come on! Alright, I gotta find this fucking And all that that voice, you know, that look. Where the fuck is this guy? And a hot mom.

Always forget about that. I don't at all. I'm gonna peep real quick for this one. All right. I am so dehydrated. Do your thing. We got to give a shout out to Barstool Barstool. Is it his birthday?

He's sitting for the bar exam in Illinois, and they gave him seat number 69. Oh, that's fucking wicked. Good luck, Barstool Barstool. I sneezed. Probably way too close to the mic. All right, so there's the king cake. Thank you, sir. Happy Fat Tuesday.

Yep. Can you look at it? Okay, yeah, you can show it to us. Whoa. All right, turn it towards the camera. Or over there, where the cameras are. You got this. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. Good-looking king cake. Is there a baby inside of that? Yeah. We don't do that anymore because people are cracking their teeth. People arelooking king cake. Is there a baby inside of that? Yeah. There's no baby in that? A baby on the side? Nobody puts a baby in the corner.

I want a baby in a cake. I'll take extra baby. I lived in Louisiana for one six-month stretch back in 2007, and they took that king cake shit. Very seriously. Very seriously. What is it? It's just a cake. It's good. It's good cake. It. Very seriously. What is it? It's just a cake.

It's good. It's good cake. It's good. It's very good. It's damn good cake. It's almost more like just a bread than a cake. Yeah. It doesn't really taste like cake cake.

It's like a nice sweet bread. All right, so we're firing up the yak gauntlet for young Mantis, who is peeing very quickly, and I assume Nicky T is also going to pee very, very quickly. Big Cat will be out the rest of the week. He's going on vacation. No, I'm glad he got that. Well-deserved.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. The fact that he played it kind of fast and loose with this stream and got close to his vacation, it was making me nervous. I was scared. I was so nervous for him but he uh man when that thing ended at 7 30 this morning the absolute perfect time for it to end because you know all the shows were going to start up soon and i was nervous that we were going to be doing the yak and they'd still be out there shooting oh i i was like that's going to be happening yeah i thought we were going to have the doors closed or we're just going to have Yak people going out there and helping.

I didn't know what we were going to do, but they got it. And they got it. And shout out to – I don't do this often, but Dave Portnoy, he got one chance to hit the last shot, and he hit it on the first try. So that was – Clutch. Yeah. Also Kirk.

Oh, Kirk was incredible. Like a thousand dollars. Kirk was a hell of a shooter. Kirk and Titus, I think, were the co-MVPs of the stream. They were awesome. Kirk had a little Ray Allen free throw motion going. Yeah, and then me and Kirk got in a brief

dust up last night, but it was nothing to worry about. We shook hands this morning and everything's all good. I'm sure. Yeah, everything was fine. He was tired. I probably said, oh no, I definitely said something I shouldn't have said. I went to a low blow. You crossed the line?

I went to a low blow very quickly, and I was like, fuck, I wish I hadn't done that. Is that possible, though? With him, usually it's not, but I think only because he was tired, he felt like it did, but then he thought better of it. Or he thought later of it. He was like, you can say whatever. But I apologized, and it was all good. We had a – or you're actually serving it right now.

I think he's eating it. Oh, you're eating it. No, I'm bringing some to KV. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think he wants any. Not yet. I'll save it. You're – I got to be honest.

Oh, yeah. Just have it for yourself. You're struggling mightily cutting that thing. It's cold. Do you need help, Benji? Okay. You got this. Give me a call.

Get the paws in there. There you go. Let's rip it. Yeah. Make a sand... Hey, I'm good. Appreciate it. All right.

Oh, no. Seriously. Yesterday, not mine. Benji, your mouth's full. You can't talk right now. Get another one. Yeah, come on. You might as well. It's Fat Tuesday, not mine. Matt's your mouth full. You can't talk right now. Get another one. Yeah, come on. You might as well.

It's Fat Tuesday. Hop off. I ain't sure you're free for nothing. Let me do a slice. There he is. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, sorry, Jake. We got to do one.

I wasn't going to. I gave Jake the day off from this. Did you come back for this? He had to come back for quick picks. Did you get any sleep? None. You and me both. Did you get your dog?

I did. I bet your dog missed you. I bet you. Did you bring your acoustic guitar? No, but I got one dropping today. A song? A video? I got a new video dropping today.

Stay tuned. Very exciting. Your hair always at the front. Thank you, man. Is that the smoothest? You swear to God it's for only dudes. Only dudes. Is this like chicken?

What is this? Did you say chicken? You're telling me right now this is not like Thanksgiving turkey or something? That's king cake. It's cake. It's a brand. Straight as to faces. All right, thank you, Mince.

Is this the cover of a popular song? You'll know it. It's actually a guitar solo part of the song. Very exciting. One of my first solos. Really? Do you know it? I'm thinking John Mayer, possibly. It's an oldie but a goodie, as the kids say.

Okay. Are you doing anything else in the video? No, and there's no dog. Was that a conscious choice? Well, I don't... But you were the dog. He just wasn't in there. Is the camera angle at dick level again?

Same as it always is. Below dick. When are you dropping this? Under He just wasn't in there. Is the camera angle at dick level again? Same as it always is. Below dick. When are you dropping this? Underball. When I go home. You recorded it already? Yeah, it's made. I made it this morning.

I was bored. I'm excited. Drop it right now. Yeah, let's... You want me to put it right out right now? Drop it right now. I think you'd get the most... Yeah, drop it right now.

That way we can watch a little bit. People are waiting for it. Drop it right now. My phone's over... A Yak exclusive. You've got time to go get it. Alright, at your pace. At his pace.

The Barstool Sports... Yes, Mantis? You ever had a funnel cake at a state fair? It's cake. It's like all those cakes. It's cool. I got one. Sorry's an elephant ear cake. Yeah. Yeah, it's like all those cakes. That's cool. It's like cake. That's cool. It's a good one. Sorry.

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All right, Mal, it looks like you're going to drop it. It's been dropped. It's dropped. It's out there. Four likes. Already. Five likes. CJ, get us on it.

Thanks, guys. We're going to see. Luke already liked it. Really? A real friend of mine. Well, I was asking about it, so I didn't have time to like it because I was... Oh, I appreciate it. Here we go.

There we go. It's the dick view. Wait, wait. We got to run that from the top. For dude's eyes only. Look at this hair flip. Is there a hair flip? Hair's looking good today.

I took a shower when I got home. Yeah? Got a haircut last week. Oh, there's no flip. Is there anybody in the song off the dome here? What are you... I gotta be honest. I got nothing Let it be

Okay Thank you But I only got it Because he did that And that's for Dude's eyes only Only dudes How are you gonna

How are you gonna Enforce that No women Can't do Take Way Hard That was great Jake That was good How are you going to enforce that? No women. Can you take me home? That was great, Jake. That was good. Fuck you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, fuck you. Wow. Yeah. The last five seconds are for chicks. Oh, no. No, no, no. Delete that. Delete that.

Delete that. Delete that. Are the comments liking it? He's got 15? No. Wow. Yep. All right.

Rick Shaw commented, finger king. Rick Shaw? Rick Shaw. That's a dude. Nick just said fuck you. All right. Mantis, you ready? We running?

It's time. I'm usually there to go with you, but I'm going to stay behind here. I'll go with him after the soccer. Who's – I'll get him through it. Have you seen it before, Mantis? After he kicks, I'll go with him. Okay.

I do not know. It's all about pace. So, Mantis, cornhole first, okay? Okay. Once you get a bag in, once a bag drops, you move on to soccer. Three balls over there. You got to kick them off that line. As soon as your three kicks are up, you can just kick it from wherever.

You can get it closer. You can get it wherever. You just got to kind of go gather the balls yourself. I assume Connor Griffin will help. You then go over there to where the basketballs are. There's a wiffle ball bat under it. Connor, can you get the – oh, no, there's a wiffle ball bat on top. There's a bat onle ball bat under it. Connor, can you get the – oh, there's a wiffle ball bat on top. There's a bat on top, plastic bat.

You pick up those balls and hit it back this way over for a home run. Home run, yeah. Connor, be able to show him where to hit the wiffle ball when he gets out there. I can go with him. Okay. You can just hold it. And then after a wiffle ball, you've got – see those five power – no, not power.

Five – idiot. Five body armor bottles over there on the wall. You want to go over there, and you want to knock one of those off with a football. You have to hit it in the air. After you do that, hit that rack. Hit me a three. Take the rack down there. After you hit that three, hit another three, and then come sit in that chair. You'll just sparkle.

Now, the football, I'm hitting all five at the same time? Just one. Just knock a bottle down. Knock a bottle. It doesn't matter which one it is. Retrieve your ball as well. All right. You may get up and go get ready now.

There we go. Let's go, Mattis. Clap not necessary. Kyle will guide you through. All right. He got up, and I think he left part of him in the chair. I need this Chef Donnie picture. Mantis went to change last night.

Yeah. Pat Bev asked where he went. And Dave was like, yeah, I think he's putting on the thing that keeps his body together. I was like, God damn. There is a screenshot of Pat Bev's face when he saw Mantis for the first time, I think. Oh, yeah. And it was wonder. I think wonder is the word.

It's like any abstract art. Yeah. There you go. What's up, bro? Twin, how you doing? He was stunned. Let's go, Twin. Mantis, put the bags down, please.

Okay. TJ, you ready on your end? Yep. All right, Mantis, you're going in three, two, one, go. All right. Pace. Standing right in front of the bag. There you go.

Oh, that's in. Okay. All right. Pace. Standing right in front of the bag. There you go. Oh, that's in. Okay. All right. Oh, that's probably an easy stop there for Malasek. Oh, that's this might. Oh, no, we might be here a while if we're being honest. Oh, Malasek looks like a child at this point. Oh, boy.

Oh, fuck. Come on, Mantis. Oh, why does he look so surprised? Oh, no, I almost got that one. Oh, there it is. Yes. Megan just rolled that in. Come on.

Well, we can't. He can do things. Oh, that's a home run. Football. That was rolled that in. Come on. Well, we can't. He can do things. Oh, that's a home run. Football. Football. That was a home run. Football. No.

No. No. No. He's going to beat somebody's time. Yeah, he definitely is going to be. He's going to smoke mine. Are you worried about your time being beat, Brandon? No.

Nope. I think ours are good. Because ours are right real close, even though you never made the soccer. I did. Oh, he's doing the thing. Do you think the Rams should have to give up their Super Bowl because of that call against the Saints, the pass interference? No. Bad calls happen.

There we go. Bad calls happen. Sucks, but they happen. Did we underplay Jeff D. Lowe's shooting performance? Yep. Yep. I just couldn't look at him. I think we all liked Jeff D. Lowe.

Yeah. It wasn't so much he was a bad shooter. It's that he missed the same way every goddamn time. Yes. Every time was short. Same shot. Same shot. Now, we could be in a...

There. There we go. There we go. What football player did he remind you of? Mantis? Yeah. I was going to say... It's the kid from Backyard Sports that's in a wheelchair. Oh, I was going to say Steve McMichael.

Oh, man. You can shoot. Doesn't he play basketball? Yeah, you play basketball. What are you doing? Isn't that boy Ben? Yeah, wait. I thought you were nice with the –

I thought you were good. Okay. Yeah. Roll it down. Roll it down. I don't want him to, but if he fell, it would be the funniest fall. Yeah. roll it down roll it down I don't want him to but if he fell it'd be the funniest fall yeah if he tripped and went flying

but just boomeranged back to where he should oh no oh he's back oh he's back. Oh, he's fucking around now. Yeah, he is fucking around. What's he doing? I was kind of confused.

He's a sharp free throw shooter. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen him also shoot threes before, I thought. Yeah. All right, come on. Run in here. Run in here. Over here. Over here. Trivia All right, come in. Run in here. Run in here.

Over here. Over here. Trivia. Over here. Right here. Do your eyes work the same? Yeah. Okay.

Good time. Here we go. Look at the sporkle. So you got one nickname, a pitcher in Major League, two players to chase MLB home run record in 98, three people who have hosted live with Kelly Ripa full time. What the fuck did they call Randy Johnson? The bird hitter? Who was it? Not that.

Randy Johnson. You can pick any. Four planets with less gravity than Earth. Six hero names of main characters in a Watchmen comic. Six Christopher Nolan movies featuring Cillian Murphy. Seven names of legendary mythical creatures. Eight states Route 66 runs through,

nine people with most followers on Twitter since 22, nine NBA careers. Elon Musk, Mr. Beast, Justin Bieber, Drake, Beyonce, Drizzy, or Aubrey. I don't think Drizzy's going to be there if Drake wasn't. NBA career leaders for blocks. Four planets with less gravity than Earth. Yeah, we'll just spout off some planets. Yeah. Mercury, Jupiter, Mars. Okay.

You need eight more. Saturn, Uranus. Saturn. Uranus. Oh, Pluto, child future, no. I said Mercury and Venus, all the Earth, then Mars, then Saturn. You never actually said Venus. Think of a – I sure have.

Oh, we did it. NBA centers. Best of all time. We won, right? That was it? Oh, you got to get five more. Eight states, Route 66 runs through. Think of states.

West to east. Eight states. Or it can go east to west. Kentucky. Wait, Roos is... Yeah. Like west coast. It runs from the middle to the west coast.

California. Here we go. I'll go. Nevada. San Francisco. New Mexico. St. Mexico. St. Mexico.

Shot at San Francisco one time. Three more. Texas. Yes. Okay. Two more. Texas. Yes. Okay. Two more. Okay. Fuck it.

Georgia. Why? Fuck it. Fuck it. No. Okay. So wait. Texas, New Mexico, California.

I said not Nevada. Holy fucking. Seven names of legendary traditional beachers. Can I just stop you there? There's a state between New Mexico and California. San Mesto? Oh, no. That's New Mesto.

What would you call a snow ape that's a mythical creature? Oh, no. I'm trying to cancel it. Probably seven names of legendary... Oh Oh, a fucking devil person. Name Christopher Nolan. Oh, Batman. Well, Dark Knight Rises. There we go.

There we go. Okay. Dark Knight Rises. There we go. Okay. Six twenty-three. Dark Knight. You're done. go. Okay. 6-23. Dark Knight. You're done.

DeGraves. Begins. Also Arizona. 6-23. That's going to put you below Cam Newton. I'm sorry to tell you that. Is it? Ahead of Stu.

Ahead of Stu. Ahead of Jeffy Lowe. Yeah. Beat Liam. Blutman. Oh, you beat. Beat Liam. Blutman. Oh, you beat Bosco. But Blutman did it his way. He did it his way.

The only reason I came back was to try the gauntlet. Oh. Because I haven't. Oh, you want to do it. By all means. I haven't done it yet. Okay. No better time than today.

Yeah. I mean, not promising I'll beat Mantis, but you can only hope. I think you could. I don't think you will. I feel confident you will. That makes your free throws all the more impressive. Yeah, because of what we just saw on the three-point.

You must have really got it down to a science. I have no legs right now, so that was very harsh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm missing like three chromosomes, so that doesn't really help either. Which three? X, Y, Z, I think. It does have an alphabet.

Do they? Yeah, I think. Look at my arm. Yeah, what's going on there? He fell down a flight of stairs. Yeah. It's weird. It's not bruised. It's just like... Yella. Yella. Yeah, what's going on there? Fell down a flight of stairs. Yeah. It's weird. It's not bruised. It's just like...

Yella. Yella. It's haggard. You feel the yellow on it? Yeah, I feel the yellow. That's a lot of yellow. I know. That's too much yellow.

All right, Donnie's ready, TJ, whenever you get the timer. Is the camera always like this on the back? Something feels off. They moved it around yesterday. Okay, that makes sense. It's usually not directly behind. It's usually offset a little bit. That makes sense.

All right, TJ, let me know. All right, good. Donnie, are you ready? Okay. So is it going to be ready, set, go? It's going to be three, two, one, go. And I go on go. You go on go, yes.

Cool. Three, two, one, go. All right, he is going. There's the first toss. On your lefty. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Folks, that might be a wrap. Folks, it might be a wrap. Well, he's a hard tosser of that bag. But sometimes not. Oh. Find it. Well, he's a hard tosser of that bag. But sometimes not. Find it. Oh, he's all over it now. Do you just... Do you play different music every time?

Yeah. I have an album. I'm never here to watch it. I guess you're usually walking through. Yeah. Uh-oh. Is he going to have to go get more bags? That's not a great start.

He might have to re-bag. He might not be a lefty. Donnie, are you sure you're a lefty? Okay, he is. Oh, fuck. Re-bagging. Oh, my goodness. Smart.

He's not clearing the ones by the hole. Re-bagging it. There. No. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh. What on? No, don't get those ones. Uh-oh. Oh, my goodness.

Oh. What on? No, don't get those ones. Did he get the ones off the... Yeah. I don't think it's beating me, folks. I think I got it. Come on, what on? Oh.

All right. Hey, go, soccer. He runs fast. Well, damn. Yeah, you also got charity on the soccer. You know that, right? Who, me? Yeah.

I didn't know if you had the foot or leg strength to do it. Oh, no, I got it in. No, you didn't. You didn't at all. I didn't. Megan rolled it in for you. Oh, got it. Over him.

Finish. Kick him in the face. There we go. Oh. Wiffleball. He's into it, though. I like that. Uh-oh.

This is more of a, instead of a swing, it's almost like a tap. Yeah. There we go. I thought this was going to hold you hostage, but you were right off the bat. That's probably slimy salsa. Right off the bat. That was one of the sparkle answers. That look good?

No? That and twin Griffey Jr. There you go. There you go. Football, football. Now, this is where you tripped up. Yeah. It's tough.

You know, the bottles are a lot smaller than you think. Yeah. And that look good. They're this is tough. You know, the bottles are a lot smaller than you think. Yeah. And that look good. Oh, good. Yeah, I think I was shoot three pointer three pointer. Okay. Oh, he takes a step into it, too. Yeah, but okay. Great equalize

in this day of age. Oh, there we go. There you go. He might be catching you. No, he won't. He has. He's well ahead of your pace right now. Oh, there it goes. There you go. He might be catching you. No, he won't. He's well ahead of your pace right now. No, no, no. Wet? Oh, that did sound good.

I don't know. It actually looked good. He's canting. That ball's coming right to us. Oh, see you, TV. Three minutes, Donnie. Actually, did we tell him? I told him.

Uh-oh. Now, have we ever had somebody have to re-bag and re-ball? I think Bosco is the only other one who had to re-bag. All right, come on. Don't sit by Nick. All right, one letter in the alphabet appearing in the name of any U.S. state. Not appearing. Not appearing.

Two names of Sprouse twins. Three names of current members of Blink-182. Five most popular pies in the U.S. In the mic. In the mic. Mic, mic, mic, mic. Military population? Fucking Puerto Rico. No.

Okinawa. No. Guam. Yeah. There you go. Guam. Nice. The Marianas Islands. All right. Five most popular. Wow. All right. Oh, and fucking that place in the Philippines. Most popular pies

in the U.S. Apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie. Damn. You're killing pies. Yep. And then what's that other one? Saipan is another territory. That's not a pie. Saipan, S-A-I-P-A-N.

And then what is this, 10 directors for the following movies? Rocky Balboa. The Russo Brothers for Avengers end game. Um, aliens is that fucking avatar guy. Uh huh. That was, um,

uh huh. Who directed avatar? Oh, James, James Cameron. Um, and then two more. And then,

uh, the shining was, uh, Stanley Kubrick. What was that? I think you're right. Was it? And then Edward Scissorhands was that fucking, yeah. Real oddball.

We'll take it, yeah. Take a breath. Take a breath. Take a breath. The gothic guy. Yeah, you're all over it. All right. Name a good basketball.

NFL teams with a letter in their logo. Yeah. Oh, a letter? Yeah. Name a good college basketball team. Kentucky. Yep. There you go.

Time. 505-89. Real one. Is he real? I think it's anything over five. Is it real territory? Correct. That's a good time if you get cornhole early.

Yeah, cornhole would have shaved off like a minute. Maybe over. Tim Burton was who you were thinking of. Yes. Impressive with the territories, though. Now, if I was playing in a cornhole game, I got a lot on the board that I would have done okay. Yeah, he'd be a good teammate.

Just none in the hole. Right between Matt and Ben Mintz, two under Cam Newton. Okay. Wait, who's Matt? I don't remember. I don't know. One of the roll-up guys? Yeah, he's the Barstool Barstool guy.

Wait, I thought you were the Barstool Barstool. No, he did do it two separate times. Remember he came back a week after? Yeah, but I don't think he was Matt when he came back. Was there a second roll-up guy? Was he one of the magicians? Who was the other roll-up guy? Two Phones Brett.

I wasn't here on roll-up day. I don't know. Matt. TJ, who's Matt? Who's number one? Big Cat. I'm in at 26. I don't know.

I can check. It's just Matt. I'd like for him to remain a mystery. Who is Matt? I feel bad. Wait, check the Two Phones Brett date. That'll feel bad. Wait, check the two phones Brett date. That'll tell you. Oh, yeah, the date will help.

Matt was... Same day as Matt. Yeah, so he was a roll-up guy. Yeah. He wasn't... No, that was his name. No, his name is Matt. Matthew.

The second time he did it. Oh! Okay, he did it twice. Oh, he's got two in there. Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. What happened to Rico on his?

He just Rico'd. I think it was jawned out. TJ, you want to get the wheel ready? Spin it? It was a pleasure, young man. It's not easy, Don. I'm honored to be the Donnie. It's not easy.

It's not easy. What? I mean, it's fun. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, similar to you. Hey-o. Thank God. Until we were setting out you sleeping. Yeah.

All right, Malicek, go get ready. I'm coming right in there. Quick picks coming up next. It's just a date. We give our best pick of the day. It's a 10-minute show. It's easy-peasy'm coming right in there. Quick picks coming up next. It's just a date. We give our best pick of the day. It's a 10-minute show. It's easy peasy. We get in there.

Why don't you say it now? Sponsored by DraftKings? Yeah, sponsored by DraftKings. And the show went 3-0 yesterday. We hit our parlay. Nice. Me, Megan, and Che. Che won't be there today.

Just me and Megan. All right, dry. Thank you. Good stuff. Mantis, welcome right, dry. Thank you. Good stuff. Mantis, welcome back for now. Thank you. Good to see you. Good to see you guys as well.

Great to see you. Good to meet you, too. Good to meet you, bro. Absolutely. Moop, you need to go. What's your YouTube channel, Young Mantis? Young Mantis. There it is.

Yeah. Over 100,000 subscribers? 122,000. That's not hard to do. That's not hard to do. That's not easy to do. I keep getting the word out of my head. Brandon, are you in Thursday? I'm in all week.

Wonton, are you? Yeah, yeah, I'll be in. Let's get shit-faced on the Yak. Yep. Ooh. I have a game. That works. We have a game.

I don't have one, but I'll make a game. If there is a game. I'll make a game. Okay. Should we try to find Malice like a day-to-day? What about doing that on a Friday? Not to be a square, but no. It's your show.

No, no, no. We can do Friday. We can do Friday. We can do both. We could do both. Alright, that's the Yak. We'll be back tomorrow. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Bye. you