The Yak - Max Has Officially Reached Low Energy After the Birds Big Win | The Yak 2-10-25

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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Love the row back huddle hoodie. I got the joggers on Shout out row back Hello, everyone. We're back. We are back It feels I missed you guys Thank you, it's good to not have The ambiance of New Orleans although it was a very fun week. I miss New Orleans a little bit. What? Yeah, I mean

New Orleans is a classic case of a city that when you're there, there's moments where you're like, I need to get out of here. But then when you get out of there, you're like, that was fun. Yeah, when you're on the right level, it's a blast. Were you on the right level at all? Once.

Just once? We went to a gay bar called Lipsticks with three Xs, and you were in your glory. Oh, I should say I'm in every song. Y'all never talked about the cat speakeasy. Never went. Never went. Oh.

The night got away from us drink-wise. But but we will Nick just said right before we started we're gonna add Date with Kate on the wheel instead of white Sox Dave dinner cuz he ruined that Just complete how could how do you fuck up a getting a free dinner? Mm-hmm. I don't know what else he does, but that's his biggest job. Yeah, right. He just stopped doing it so He's doubt he's out. What's his excuse? Me he's not gonna take accountability for that one. It's crazy. It's like I'm sure hey you get to have a free dinner and then we'll also Talk about you on the yak that day and he's like now. I don't feel like doing this

So now he he in turn fucked us all Because now we'd have to go on a date with Kate one of us doing this. So now he in turn fucked us all, because now we'd have to go on a date with Kate. One of us wants to go on a date. Not all of us, I'm looking forward to this. Congrats Kate for the Eagles, incredible game, huge win. They're pretty damn good. Pretty, pretty, pretty damn good.

They destroyed them. They destroyed them. Which everybody was doubting. Everybody I was talking to, not you guys, but I was like, oh the Chiefs are gonna crush them, blah, blah, blah. I knew, can I say something gambling wise? Yeah.

I don't gamble very often, but I have my DraftKings account, okay? I took my toe in the pond, I took the freebies I got here with the basketball thing, and I started gambling, gambling, gambling, racking up W's. Last night, right before the game started, I said put it all on the birds.

Wow. You're a big, I want you up. Grand takeaway. Seven bucks. Several hundred. Oh! Several hundred dollars. Wow.

So for me that's big. For me that's big. I have to give one person credit who actually called this All Business Pete. Oh you? What? What'd he call it? On Friday at Barstool Radio I was like are you nervous Pete's and Eagles fan?

He's like I know this is sound crazy, but I feel it on my plums I think the Eagles are going by three scores whoa. I think it's gonna be easy soup can we make you dominated it? Yeah sure did the Eagles domination. I said 42 21 whoa Yeah, I bet multi-score win for the Eagles. Mm-hmm. All right, so you get credit as well. Was that the score? No, Tate McRae got the score.

I tailed Tate McRae though. Oh. I always do. It's huge. I think she's the only one to get the exact score right. I think my guess was three to two. Close. Really close.

I nailed the Chiefs score. What'd you say? I had him Chiefs winning 22 to 19. Oh! All right, credit. Yeah. Really close. I nailed the Chiefs score. What'd you say? I had them Chiefs winning 22-19. Oh! Alright, credit. Big credit. Nailed it. I can't believe I almost rooted for the Chiefs. Why?

I don't know. I wanted to see the Homes get three. I started rooting for the Chiefs to make it interesting. Yeah, when they were down by a lot I was like, I would prefer... But then I saw some of my closest friends having the best night of their lives Yeah honor pugs rhone max max Smelled like the worst human ever and I didn't smell him, but I just saw him He looks rough going into the stadium. Yeah Yeah, wearing a boot just he looked wet the whole day. He looked moist. Yeah

Is this the first time he's been happy on part of my take? He's been happy before but this is it and he obviously in classic Max Fashion couldn't get his mic to work for like the first 10 minutes He was supposed to be on was he even happier was he still just yelling and and angry at how happy he? He started by basically being like fuck all the haters. Yeah, fuck all of you guys Happy still just like yeah a little aggro Apparently got kicked off the rundown for being low-energy today. What? That also is Dave Dave isn't always the best with other people winning. Mmm, so that might have had something

Dave was justified. Oh, whoa. Were you on, Steven? Yeah, it was a tough scene. Oh, what happened? Tell us. I don't want to give too much away. Well, I mean, everyone will tune in, though, Steven.

He seemed like he fired his best shot on Pardon My Take and then brought his D game to the rundown. And I'm a Big Macs guy, but he did not shine in that moment. Run down D game and he fell asleep? Yeah. Because you don't really have to be all that present. Yeah, it was just a very, I think Dave put it pretty well.

He said, once the team and the players do their job, he's like, my job starts. He's like, I think you left it all out on the field. And in fairness, Max probably did. Yeah, he probably did. There was that one clip. Can we get the alternate view of Rhone just dumping beer on his own head after the Cooper to Jean pick six? It looked like the best time ever. That specific moment. Yeah. That was the moment. Yeah. Yeah. And and and Pug, people were like, Oh, because we bought Pug and Connor tickets and we bought them in like an hour apart. So they both had

solo tickets is like, I think the one gaming go to by yourself is Super Bowl. Pug had like an Eagles fan sitting in his lap like five minutes into the game, like best friend. He said, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Best friend right away. Connor did the same thing, he came, 62 year old man named Pat. Yeah, I think that's the one game where it's like, yeah, you can go solo and you just find your best friend, and they all got together after the game and partied.

Except Sass, do you think Sass found a friend? No, I don't think Sass found a friend. Sass had a tweet. Hell of a tweet. Yeah. Hell of a tweet. He's still got it. Yeah. The guy's still got it. D it off every once in a while. It's plan Well Kendrick was out there

Yeah, I'm bees still got it boys still got it. Can you find that alternate angle? I think part of my take treated of ron just dumping beer on his own head Which I loved cuz that was early in the game. You're just wet for the rest of the game. Yeah, that's a bad wet. I do have a question for Steven as well. Steven. Yes? The Eagles now, Super Bowl victory, Super Bowl appearance.

You're no longer one of the most dominant teams of the 2020s. Yeah. We beat the Eagles twice in the playoffs. I understand, but the most dominant teams of the 2020s. Yeah. We beat the Eagles twice in the playoffs this half-hundred. I understand, but the most dominant teams of the 2020s are the Chiefs and the Eagles. How many division titles they got? They have a Super Bowl and they've gone to another one! Right. Okay.

I mean they won one Super Bowl. You won one but didn't go to another one. You didn't go to another one! We beat them head-to-head twice. They have two NFC championships. They have two NFC championships. last time how many MC championships you have we've won, okay? So the Eagles are more dominant in this in this decade Than the Bucks if they had us head-to-head I might agree, but no they don't they are definitely are more dominant than Steve Try playing devil's advocate with yourself. What would you say? Yeah? Oh, I like this

I don't think he knows how recalculating recalculating uh yeah I mean they're certainly the most recent NFL champions and they're there's no debate you're really

fine I will concede that they have they won the Super Bowl last night they are more dominant in this decade than the Bucs. I really don't think they are. How? They've been to two Super Bowls. Steve, you don't really believe that, but that's okay. No, I really do believe that. No, you don't.

Who has more wins on 2020s? You can't believe that. We have more, No chance you have more wins. Who has more banners? My guess is we do. What? And I don't know that.

They have two NFC championships, so that's two to one right there. You get division banners too. Division is we do what I don't know and they have two NFC championships So that's two or one right there. You get division banners to Play the NFC South. Hey, you play in a joke of a fuck on my fault It's not it's not your fault, but you play in the weakest division in football Okay, the NFC East was viewed as pretty weak for a while, too But put two NFC championship banners is better than winning your conference For your conference or division for different division champion we've been consistently great great

consistently great no you haven't yes great can sleep great yes no great based on divisional performance divisional play oh yeah Yeah, who's the most dominant? They're great us the most dominant crustacean. Oh What I don't know lobster are they the most dominant animal frustrating They've been to two Super Bowls. You've been to one they won one you've won one They're more dominant than you in the last five years head-to-head. We smack the shit out. It doesn't matter. They've been more dominant They've had they have more accomplishments Head to head though they have more co-op all I

Think it's time like are you guys you guys here? So so in your mind winning a game? I had had against somebody is equivalent to winning the NFC championship They have won Super Bowl. We have won Super Bowl. They've been to another one You're talking about dominant. It's 38 35 But you call but so let's settle in the field who won more we did we know One more games they won more games. They won more games the last five years and you have whoa what did you just say we would be the mr We already have we beat him this year when they didn't have Lane Johnson AJ Brown and Devante Smith, okay?

Yeah, that's a shit out of them. They went 16 and won when they were healthy Okay, like when they play us they ain't oh All right, so congrats to the Bucks on their Super Bowl championship They were clearly better than the Patriots Patriots Would you so were the Bucks the second best team in the NFL this year Steve no probably Ravens You What how are the Ravens to the chiefs were in the Super Bowl yeah, I know I think Even the AFC championship sucked. I think the Ravens will smack them, but yeah

But do you think the Ravens would have smacked the Bills? Should have Mark and just dropped it. Sometimes that happens. We're just in a world of hypotheticals. No, no, he's got you right where he wants you. Oh my God. Well, how was the... Yeah, look at this. This is Ron.

This is after the pick six. This is the guy next to them filming. He just goes back. There he is. He's dumping beer on his own head. What a moment. So Cooper DeGene picks six on his birthday against Pat Mahomes in the Super Bowl. And he's what?

Is that like a seven foot jockey winning the Triple Crown? Yeah, pretty much is that though that's the pit like that's probably how the first like 50 hits of crack for you Yeah, first career touchdown to first career. Oh my god Yeah, it's not even from like a city in Iowa I looked it up he's from the middle of nowhere yeah 22 What what region of Iowa is he from? North, South, and West? His school is like five school districts combined. It's an acronym. Wow. What is it? I

forget like IDA something. That's gonna be like Southwest where they got got all those. The north. Counties that come together. Yeah. Yeah. What a legend. I know. Who was the big winner out off the team? What do you mean? Who's the biggest winner of the night? There was too much Tom Brady I'll say that good. His face is really every he was in every commercial. Yeah, his watch was crazy crazy $6,000 watch gusting school bus yellow He's got too much plastic surgery. Mm-hmm. It's gotten to a point where yeah, he looks for he looks weird guys. It's good Oh weird. It's getting weird him and him and Snoop almost solved racism. That's true

Yeah, because we ended up getting rid of the stop racism in the end racism in the end zones. So we solved it. Oh, they did. Yeah. I think that's just what happens with plastic surgery. Going on with that watch. You do a little, and then you do too much. But I think when you're at that level,

with that much plastic surgery, you only hang out with other people who have that much plastic surgery. And so to you guys, You think it's like totally normal Who's the big winner Gilly oh, yeah, what did he do just being Gilly? Yeah, that's all it takes. I think you got a game ball Yep, for the Super-Eagles fan winner then separated from the Eagles I don't know. The Patriots are the Patriots fans. Yeah

Victory lapping that Mahomes is done. Washed. Who's like the biggest Chiefs hater? I feel like a lot of people got horny Fran Hathaway again. Yeah, I was gonna say oh, yeah, she was looking right She's a timeless beauty to me beautiful, but not but this there's a clip of her like And everybody was like exude sexuality to me. Yeah, because she started young I always thought that about Jennifer Garner Yeah, I'd marry Jennifer Taylor Swift is in that that can they're more pretty than sexy Jennifer Garner doing that commercial over She's like you might know me for my other job every time I see it. I say no Oh, you're you're on the job is Jennifer Garner. Yeah, what is your other? She's talking about probably starring in Electra Nikki smokes didn't know who Bradley Cooper was

Wow, yeah, she's was wow yeah she's very pretty wait that's the little move she does right there is like oh yeah she popped it a little mmm I feel like we're not used to yeah yeah yeah that was hot yeah Nicky smokes you know oh no you know who John Ham was ham oh John and then Stephen thought Gilly should have gotten the call over Bradley Cooper to introduce the No That's crazy they're undefeated with him right Steven it's a Super Bowl Super Bowl But I don't choose who no calls. No, I don't think I think the Fox probably decided that or the NFL itself

Yeah, okay If it was up to them, they should have picked you but they wasn't but it wasn't The smokes off like a calm mocktail. Yes, most of sipping come what like six tablespoons of warm goo Oh look there you go Boss man's got your back smokes. Also. I didn't bring this up, but I can now Smokes does this thing every now and then where he'll text me having like a quarter life crisis and I don't respond and I just wait for him like 20 years later to be like, yo, my bad.

I was being a pussy. So he did that the other day with me. Let me see. What was it? You know, hope this isn't a bad time, but I think I fucked up ever since I decided to get clean up and getting ripped Non-stop, maybe the comp content just sucks dick Blah blah blah blah He said I don't want to change or sorry natural always be the office douchebag

I don't want to change that but I'm worried this rebrand of being healthy and not ripping bag every weekend Might blow up in my face him By him sending that, he secured his place. I did not respond. Then 36 minutes later, he said, never mind, LOL, if they don't like it, they can suck my dick. Sorry. There he is. And I just responded after that saying, you good?

It happens all the time. It would just be like, have a meltdown and then I won't say. He'll just be like, have a meltdown and then I won't say anything. And then be like, yo, my bad. I was being a pussy. I love that. He just kind of finds him finds it. He just has a bad moment. But yeah, smokes is a winner. He was able to handle the entire Super Bowl without getting kicked out for being well, we kind of were charitable. Yeah, we said three three strikes of being annoying

and you're out. He got two and a half and I think that half could have been a fall. Yeah, I could have. Danny, how was your flight back with Che? I took some notes on it. Yeah, I'd like to see. So these aren't like that weird if you're just reading them out loud. But if you if you know che like emotional context almost needs to be involved so flight attendant asked which snack you wanted He instantly asked if he could have both He was sitting across the aisle pretty empty flight. What were the snacks? It was a struple waffle and Both oh yeah, and it'll get back to that later

He watched the Gruden sketch pre takeoff, and he was loling a dead silent plane Wasn't that big of a deal with still got to the point where I felt the need to jokingly apologize about my friend to the girl Next to me He saw a board game vending machine down the hall at O'Hare. It was He saw a board game vending machine down the hall at O'Hare. It was Empty airport probably the emptiest flight. I've been on so oh God. What is this necessary echoed through the halls And then after he thought long and hard of a scenario where someone would pay extra for an immediate board game We that's That's fair pretty easy to think of that scenario being in an airport though, right? Yeah, I got dropped in an air

Pretty easy to think of that scenario being in an airport though, right? Yeah, I got in an air Flight yeah, oh, we're here for six hours. Yeah, oh my flight's late for for five hours. No it was it was for Arriving flights no that's also where departing flights go from what what do you have? What no I think no I think it was the air it was the area to get to terminal 2 to the ubers So like you couldn't no no enter there was before it was before we went back through security The rivals and the departures are the same place I know, but it's it's in an area anyone that knows where terminal 2 and O'Hara's It's like the area right before you like leave for good like ten feet away from it We're not going there for but that's also right where you get in for good regardless

I know the exact Lego machinist talk is it all is it which side of TSA is it on it's it's it's right before The the sign that says you cannot re-enter through the store, so you Thing you see you event yes, we're already at the air, so it's the same place that you depart from Yep, I guess around the corner. Yeah Why are we arguing if you're leaving why we are never go to this area what yes? But if you're if you're stuck, and there's a five hour delay you start to wander and you can see this I Guess in that scenario if there's a five hour delay, and you're looking maybe that's possible. What if your nephew lives in Chicago and you flew in and you didn't get him anything and you're leaving and you're like oh shit I should

just get him a legacy real quick. Sounds like very poor planning. I just want to go back real quick. Sounds like very convenient. The departure arrival thing you do know that right. I know they go from the same place but this is in such an obscure area that it's it'd be difficult to find if you were going to your flight. That right right. I know they go from the same place. Okay. This is in such an obscure area That it's it'd be difficult to find if you were going to your flight Is it next to like the Chili's? Yeah, I don't think it's No, it's not moving on walking to uber says my name makes eye contact and proceeds to fart for six seconds

That rocks hilarious guys be dudes smile like the Grinch the whole time. Here's one. Girl next to me on plane starts talking to me and Steve from across the aisle says ooh la la. Oh! That's funny. Oh, yay! You're a demon, dude.

Last but not least, Steve managed to get a third snack on the plane. Wow. I actually got, so it was a pretty empty flight. The guy asked me if I wanted anything. I said, oh yeah, can I have another snack? And he gave me three more checks mixed. What?

And each time it's a silent flight, all the lights are off, we are both watching movies, and he'll poke on my shoulder, show me the new snack and go, yes. Man. Did he also ask the flight attendant about the movie choices? Oh, yeah. Have you ever heard recommendations

be abbreviated to Reckos? Wait, Reckos? Me neither. Steven, what did he say? He said, got any good flight movie Reckos? And the male flight attendant was like, I don't. He goes, what? You do this professionally. No, I said, he goes, was like I don't goes what you do this professionally no I said he goes no I

Don't travel much, and I said what do you mean you do this professionally? He's not watching a movie right yeah, we're not you figure you didn't know what was in the chamber He's the only one who is not watching a movie on that plane. I figured you're walking by enough people you see enough stuff Yeah, but Reckos You're such a demon to this flight attendant Shaking them down all these Snacks and was the was the woman that was talking to Danny in an earshot of the ooh la la

Not really so yeah, Danny were on the aisle. She moved her seat from like a different row to sit with Danny Backstory to this yeah, tell the after party No She was just in the wrong seat and then before I sat down she got in my row which was her right seat No middle seat no No middle seat. No one sat next to anyone besides first class. It was so empty. And then we were talking and we said something like, oh, hopefully no one sits in between

us. Empty flight. And that's when Steve said, ooh la la. Didn't think she heard it. Quickly after, she was like, oh, I think we'll be good because my husband already got upgraded to first class. Oh. The husband left her in first? Well. Oh, I don't I think will be good cuz my husband already got upgraded to first class The husband left her in first and well and then as we're walking I think this is right after Steve looked in my eyes and farted we saw her walking by our side with no husband

I think Steve did yeah, no this was She I did not say loud enough la la loud enough for her dear This is more of a but she was sitting. I didn't know either way from Danny and Danny heard it. She heard it I didn't think so until she dropped the husband line very quickly Or maybe you just got friendzone instantly wow I wasn't even trying to do anything you were trying to play matchmaker I like my history teacher in high school. Mr.. Grant met his wife on an airplane Okay, and then he hit me with another Can you make that noise Steven

Steven was just all Steven on the way home. This is what happens when he doesn't drink. He's got all the energy Way too much energy. I got a share size skittles What are you doing said What is Danny? Andy Bernard? Yes. What is going on? Andy, Michael, Kevin,

me and you. It was the most sexual way you could ask someone if they wanted skittles. Share size. Yeah, how are your guys flights good good yeah good normal I watch Kyle look at the screen oh yeah you're just studying the map yeah Nick put me on to it are you need to put me on to it I was a mode on the interactive flight it will update with Wikipedia information about every place you pass over. Whoa! I love that.

I've never seen it and I was jealous of it. Oh thanks Frank. Was this United? This is also what I put on the screen. Yeah, United. United? Oh yeah. This might as well be a raw dog in a flight.

Screen. How does your phone even let you type? We should be at a point in technology where that should not be typing. Did anything stick out? It was pretty boring actually. A lot of just like school districts and lakes and what I like. I wish I told you famous people or something. Or like the biggest scandals from that town.

Yeah, that's what I like. Oh man, I'm just thinking about Steven just being on team in time with the skittles I mean the things you described were pretty funny Yeah, yeah high level alone, but like if something if you were doing that I'd be like oh he's doing this on purpose Yeah, that was also the fart makes sense when he had four bags of checks Yeah, I'm stuck on a plane And it seemed a matter to people on Twitter that he was walking the whole time while he farted and at the end He stopped and squeezed one last one. I

Tried to watch a movie with him too, but he was trying to watch it. He was watching a Pixar movie So well no it was DreamWorks, and it was per your Recommendation good movie wild robot. Yeah, gave it like a 9 out of 10. It was a great movie Maybe I want to call my mom after but what do you mean you're trying to watch one with me? I said let's watch a movie. We'll sync it up and See why I turned This was strangers Steve no I mean I do my wife or someone else I know if I'm my friend I would do that and he was watching the Pope. I don't mean the movie thing

I mean when you're flying solo are you chatting it up with your neighbor and stuff no I got a share bag of skittles you need some or I'd say Brandon No, I have done it, but very good thought you'd have to pee 30 minutes in You could pee right is he an incredible pain. I don't know to be he's hamming it up But also like 30 minutes. Do you not pee right before? How many times you think he pees in the middle of the night? How many times? Yeah. In the plane a lot. Once. Once.

I don't ever pee on a plane if it's like anything less than five hours. Like, I'm good. Yeah, I can hold pee for the most part. At night. I've been bad. I mean, I'll fucking go if I have to. No, I won't. I want to relax. I mean I'll fucking go if I have to now. I won't want to relax Yeah, I had a principal. I like masculine

I like having those seen the piss when you get off the plane is a great good piss That's good up there with movie theater piss. Oh, I dominated Hank in a piss off after the flight Oh, hell. Yeah, I walked in and I started pissing and he walked in and started pissing. He finished while I was still pissing Oh, wow, that is it's weirdly masculine to out piss somebody. Oh yeah. Love to out piss. You could fit his piss inside of my piss. Wow.

I didn't. He's a pussy. He is a pussy. Big time. Yeah. It feels terrible the other way around. When I'm really blowing one out and someone's doing a dainty one.

Blowing one out. Chick piss is the least dainty thing. Something got swapped. Dude piss should sound like chick piss. Chick piss dainty thing we yeah something got swapped Dude piss should sound like chick piss chick piss can sound yeah, I was in college sounds like a Tommy chick piss era I don't know if they still do that, but they were always like squatting out in the squatting Yeah, a lot of outside a lot of peeing outside. What happened back here? Is there any good stories that happened back? What did happen back here? I saw the dry erase board in the kitchen Just says do not microwave salmon or all that was smokes did that?

Smokes microwave salmon my great salmon probably stinks Yes, are you here? When you microwave the salmon yeah, yeah, yeah That had to suck. I didn't hang out there, okay? I literally just gave him back. How was the office overall it was quiet We played we played a lot of a lot of werewolf. Oh nice. It was good. This is recreationally I Yeah, they're they're retooling werewolf fight in this room. I gotcha. I got to figure out what that looks like Hmm sounded like a lot sets and costumes

and extra cameras oh you change role every game yeah okay yep that costume might give it away yeah I'm dressed as a werewolf I swear to God yeah it was good soup all week I felt like no one got in trouble I was nervous did nobody get in trouble I don't. No one got in trouble. I was nervous. Did nobody get in trouble? I don't think so. Nobody on the tech side? No. Was it a rough week for Pete? Did anyone get in trouble?

I think Pete admitted that it was a rough week for him. Oh, and I meant like no one got an actual... Oh, rest of the eagle. Yeah, I was nervous about that when I was like, oh, there's like 50 people staying on Canal Street. Yeah. That's something that's happened before? No, we've been pretty good, but I 50 people staying on Canal Street. Yeah. I saw something that's happened before. Somebody got a little bit.

No, we've been pretty good. But I mean, it is New Orleans. Yeah. I saw Doug getting tased, and a cop is on his back. Yeah. Are all the Philly guys at State accounted for? Are we sure nothing crazy happened last night? I believe they're all alive.

Yeah. Yeah. Do we know what they did after? I wanted to see Max. I think they went to the team party. Cool. Yeah. So and then Max has his connecting flight

through Kansas City today. Oh, he's going to be an asshole. Told him he's got to vlog that. Yeah. That's got to be a great feeling getting on that plane. It's a conquering hero. Yeah, look at that squad. Oh, when I was getting to the airport. Pug. Sorry. Yeah. No at that squad. Oh when I Look at the airport

Pug sorry yeah, no go ahead Cutest guy we've got he's the cutest guy we've got You're getting the airport. Oh, yeah the boom I at my terminal they got off the plane. I was about to get on whoa So your flight departed from the same place arrivals were? Whoa. I know, it sounds weird, but it's at least how the New Orleans airport works. It's like a new.

And you didn't think to correct them when they called you cat? No, god no. I couldn't believe. They were close. Couldn't believe they even recognized who I was. Well, they didn't. I felt weird.

Nobody at first, they had just gotten off the plane. And before they walked off, I was like, I gotta go over and say hi real quick. So I just kindly went over and I didn't ask to take a picture or anything, they, Big Justice was like, we gotta get a picture. And I was like, that's wonderful and he's like, we gotta do a video and I was like, okay. The second they yelled boom, boom!

You could hear the shrieks of tween girls and people came fucking sprinting. I'm not kidding. The second the boom went off, people screamed and came running. I thought you were gonna say the TSA was leading up. You don't normally boom in an airport, I know. But it was immediate.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! And then people right after this, as soon as the video ended, sprinted over to take pictures with them and stuff. And even people in my section. They just called Kate over to do a video and hit her with a doom.

Why did they take a shot at me? I swear to God that wasn't even my idea. What do you mean? Same with the birthday video. Why do they feel it necessary to take a shot at me? You don't like them. I never said I don't like them. I simply- You absolutely have said you don't like all them frauds. I simply wanted to hold him accountable for his methods. But even after that, you don't like them.

Huh? What's this new bit you're doing where you're like, why is this person not like me, even though I've established I don't like them first? I wonder why you get doomed. That was they were using me to send a message, is what that was. Are you actually shocked you get doomed that was they were using me to send a message is what that was Are you actually shocked you got doomed? No, it's just they don't have to do me every time. Oh, I think they're gonna

Like Kate the Kate what if Kate was just a fan? Yeah, I'm sorry the doom list is far more exclusive. Yeah, it's true I mean, I don't mind being on the doom list, but that sounds awesome in a video for you I don't think it was necessary you lob some grenades back at him, Brandon? Yeah, why don't you doom him back? You've actually definitely gotten doomed more than anyone. They don't do like two dooms in a row. I've gotten many dooms.

You need to just do your own rhyming pair. They've never doomed someone else twice, I mean. Like boom and doom, what can I do? You could wink and stink, dude. Oh. Pretty good. Thanks, man. Woo or boo?

Woo or boo. It's supposed to boom. That would piss them off, wouldn't it? You know? But they're very nice. It's a big woo. Heart or fart? It's heart.

I love it or you fart. Heart or fart? Plummon does dope or nope. Ooh, dope or nope's good. Cool or fool? Yes, you're right, that was a bad one. No, that was cool. Just kidding, you're a fool.

God. Well, yeah, this is actually really easy. Everybody should have their own stat. I can't think of any, so it's not that easy. Think of a word that means good. Month or purple or awesome or bad. Awesome or not awesome. Yeah, that's good That's a sin or hollering

Yeah, I can't think of any fuck Minter flint what? To the ends of the spectrum mint or flint is a stone sink like a stone What How do you know flint I'm giving this a big flu Oh my god Isn't it you could have chosen lint yeah Mint is good, but flints where all the water is poisoned. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what it is

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What do you got, Steve? Only a couple there. I'll let you guys be the judge trophy or mofie Why yeah? Trophy win mofie is like your phone's dead unit phone charge. What's that? Explain yeah, mofie. It's like a secondary phone charger. Yeah, I know what a mofie is, but why what's a mofie? I still like it's like a portable phone charger It's a trophy or phone charger. Yeah, well that's that also seems good though. Yeah Yeah, well your phone's dying, but you have that yeah, but if you have that that's a lifesaver. Maybe trophy or no mofie That's good. That's really fucking good

Socks or Crocs I like socks better Socks or Crocs I like socks better Head or lead getting a dick sucked or sinking like a stone Sucked cock or rock More I need more Stephen get back to the lab I give that big head You're like dying in a drowning I want a daily caramel review with a different Rank I need all these get back in the lab, but everything bad has to be anymore like a stone Yeah, like that. I think you keep going back to that. Yeah

It is though singing like a stone is the worst thing in Stevens heads. That's bad drowning. Yeah boom or Edmund Fitzgerald All right, yeah get in the lab Steven wait TJ shows this video you just sent us I'm giving that a big mofie Taunting the cops didn't end well for this goth. Goth girl. What do we do here? I don't know. West 34? No.

Conduct, I already told you to stop. I can't see! No, matter of fact turn the fuck around. Oh, oh, oh! She's getting to the grit sign! No way! No way! Oh, there's a lot of grit signs!

There we go! Oh my god! Because it's cold! No, it's a gritside! Oh, there's a gritside! Oh my god! Because it's cold! It's always safe to get to the gritside. What if she tagged and she's like, you can't get me now? That's like international waters. Wait, can we see what happened?

What did she do? She ran straight for it. You can't understand how upset that would make somebody! I did not hit her core! I've been at work all day. Oh no, now she's going to cry. Not in front of the grid sign. Can't do that in front of the grid sign. There we go. There we go. Straight face. Do you have her grab myself?

Do not touch that flesh. Okay, okay. Go. Okay, go. That rocks. Wait, so what did she do? Hit and run. She taunted the cops? It did not end well for that goth.

Sure did. Straight for the side. Any last words ma'am? Viva. Was anyone in the comments like, oh my god, the grip. It's the grip. Oh, it's 16 minutes long. She just needs a bath. Any last words ma'am Viva was anyone in the comments like oh my god I want to see you run for the grit sign again Get back to the kitchen. Disorderly! Hey! Oh! Hey, hey, hey! Disorderly! Go back! Go back!

Come here! Go back! I have a business. You wanna go? You wanna go? Cause you can definitely go. You need to get outta here. Get outta here? Yes.

You guys are put- Oh, that- no. Hey, as long as you're standing while walking away. That kinda worked on it. There we go. If you don't stop, we're getting you for disorderly. Cut the shit. I didn't move. Go then.

It's on the other side of the map. You know I'm waiting to do the **** out of her. Good. That's fine. Get out of here. Disorderly. Disorderly. I love that.

Disorderly from a far, from way downtown. He wasn't even in position to make that call way far away She thought was a portal to another Wiley coyote running into a tunnel dude that was back into the fucking I didn't know cops could do that. They just call foul away Disorderly that was like a basketball ref calling attack. Yeah She called him a pussy and he kind of like yeah

Oh But she called him a pussy and he kind of like yeah Wait go to the pussy Did kind of start got wrecked by the pussy of official business you want to go you want to go because you can definitely go you need to get out of here get out of here yes you guys are put up good that's fine*** out of her! Good! That's fine! Get out of here! F*** you! I'm the one who's been working the f*** all day long! Disorderly! Disorderly!

Get her! Disorderly! I can't speak! That has to be the longest disorder. They're longer? Where was she? What was her plan? Where was she running to try and turn? Disorderly conduct! Why was she running to try and turn? Disorderly conduct.

Why was she running straight for the building instead of out of the alley? Brick wall is the last thing I want to run towards. Getting arrested against a home of grit mural, though, is so perfect. It's grit. That's a huge W for her. Yeah.

That's an incredible clip. Disorderly. No. You're a pussy. Buh-buh-buh. You always know when the costs are just like, Oh No your pussy You always know when they when the costs are just like it's just like a couple like a jumbo of words They're just like yeah, well you're obstructing what we do here, and you can't do that. Yeah What I got a ramble joke I might use that Brandon on mostly sports you get out of line sort of disorderly

Sort of use it an argument. I don't know you're right beside me. You need to do it to like Blutman. That's true Long distance disorderly what a great video. That's Youngstown, right? Yeah, I need somebody to measure the if anybody's listening in Youngstown I need to know how far that disorderly was. Yeah On the ground Look for a longer one. Yeah The rest of our lives trying to find a longer disorderly. I was at least like 500 meters There's no way you could see the disorderly from that far. That might be the absolute edge of disorder He heard it. It's an unbreakable record one of the most unbreakable records in sports really

He heard it. It's an unbreakable record one of the most unbreakable records in sports really And yeah, just have it like a mr. Beat like longest You'll never guess how long this disorderly she could have been like I oh I didn't even realize you were talking to me You're so far. Yeah ran off Sortily Can we get all the security guards are former cops right yeah, can we run this by him? Yeah, wait Here, I'll send I'm gonna text Mike One can you get can someone clip just the disorderly call?

So fucking yeah, just ask me if he's ever seen a further disorderly. It's a Hail Mary disorderly a Miracle really how do you get that? Was that from the summertime like how did that come on our radar? Oh, yeah, I Think somebody just saw it in like their their feet. It's a new video. It's from it's from last week Oh, okay, this video is from October 24, but it was posted okay, okay weekend, so we put it on reddit Said office manager Brett boondoggle makes an appearance To all-time moments the effective pussy you almost said no, I'm not It's good shit

It was really impressive And you guys ever get a disorderly conduct no I've never yes what dabbled the law a few times that's orderly an automatic arrest can you get a like is there a world where he doesn't put cuffs on her he just yells disorderly it goes disorderly and then yeah she just has to walk away with that shame of knowing, no, please, sir, back, not on my permanent record. She puts on her resume from now on.

Kate, do you have a mugshot? Probably somewhere. Probably? I resisted once. Got in a little bit more trouble than I intended. So yeah, I got handcuffed like face down on the street once No, no, I got the or those circumstances Ran a stop sign. He thought I was I had been drinking I hadn't had a drop

Oh, they took me in to make me think have do the breathalyzer there But I ran a stop sign at night. It was like 3 a.m. I didn't think anybody was out I just ran right through it. And he was waiting on me. Did it hurt? No, well, what? The cuffs. I got the plastic wires, what are they?

Zip ties? Oh, the zip ties, yeah, and they made me squeal. I'm on the wrestling team, you can't do this. I'll lose my scholarship. I'm on the wrestling team you can't do this What a bitch Steve you got some more for us. Oh No, sorry, I'm clipping this oh, I'll get you soon soon damn That was gonna buy us like 10 more minutes. That was a big flint.

Ways to sink in the water. Yeah. Shit. I think Sam Talon's going to be here tomorrow. All right. Yeah. Great. A lot of pressure on him for a repeat gauntlet performance.

Yeah. He does have the highest comedian score. I'm going to run a gauntlet today. Yeah. Been a long while. Yeah. Connor Griffin is not here? No.

Not way back with Max. Goalie-less. Should be easy. I don't know if he's the permanent solution for goalie. He's getting a little more aggressive, though. What do you think about formerly intern Jacob? Ooh. That's not a bad idea.

He's got an athletic bone in his body. He seems like he's a little crazy. Try hard. Yeah. Almost played SEC football. Yeah. Maybe give him a shot. Next Friday, not this Friday. Should we do Plinko? Yes. Next Friday. Yeah. Yeah. When I saw the bad news and I don't know if we want to talk about it, but uh slippery stairs, yeah Again, I said this to you guys want to solve this problem, but this was so devastating development dude Perfect did slippery stairs in their video, correct? Yeah, but they don't have mincy and climber Yeah, I also was thinking if we are worried about like, because I do want to build the German train thing. Which a sentence doesn't sound good.

No, no. The German train thing I would like. We could play, what's that? Oh no, this sucks. Yeah, this sucks. What's the fucking game where you have to go on the colors? Twister. Twister.

Slippery Twister between the two of them would be very funny. I think Slippery Stairs should be the first thing they do so they're slick for the rest of the thing. So they're just always slick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this isn't slippery enough. Oh, they're going for it now. Yeah, he's going so fast.

Well, they're so good at everything. Did Tyler try it? No, he's at the top. Probably just would walk straight up. Yeah, this isn't slippery enough. Oh, they're going for it now. Yeah, he's going so fast. Well, they're so good at everything. Did Tyler try it? No, he's at the top. Probably just would walk straight up. No, no, no!

You deserve that! They're still totally in the world! Who are these guys? Take your time! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Is this their producers? Oh, he's coming! Yeah, these aren't slippery enough.

They're like also, he's- I don't like the sound effect. He could've won. I think you're right, Brandon. I don't see Mintz or Clemmer anywhere. Yeah, he also, they all could've won. They're just't see mincer climber anywhere. Yeah, he also they all could have won They're just waiting to make it a longer video We're gonna have to try your hardest yeah, so none of their main guys did it they just

This was like a almost a mr.. Beast s Competition video it was like this was the last challenge that was a Lamborghini It was like ten other challenges in this video. This is the first the top ones a Lamborghini. Yeah Did anyone see the video I sent a while back it was there were kind of like on a slip inside But they were popping balloons. Oh No, I'll send it again. I don't know that guy. I don't know what is going on in this game, but it looks pretty electric It's all after or something in this game, but it looks pretty electric.

It's in Africa or something. So we're just gonna watch it? I'd rather watch Clemmer and Mincy do this. We also got an estimation on what it takes to build slippery stairs. Ooh, what it? It was not good. What's the ballpark? It's like 50K.

50K? Oh, God. Yeah. Do we get to keep the steps? 47 more than he's used to. Well, why don't we just have Jacob build it? He did great job on Plinko. He's our child laborer. Yeah What else could we make slippery on the cheese? This is the this is it I don't even know what's going on in this but it looks great So that's slippery We do we got we got a light in call this this would work good shit. Yeah, this doesn't look like expensive

Mike has weighed in he said distance has nothing to do with it if Deem she was causing a public disturbance the arrest is good I would say from that distance has caused more of a public alarm and disturbance so good arrest good arrest Oh, yeah, we all had to go, but sounds like he's seen right that long of a disorderly before Can that cop at least go back to the police station Say I got a 75 footer today That then yeah, it seems like Mike thought that was a Mike wasn't impressed normal distance to give it disorderly I Don't know without the stairs

Something about the fall the slow fall downwards Yeah, we just buy one of the like inflatable slides that have the steps on that side that was that was one of the Suggestions for what we could do voice crack, but we could make that slippery But that's I mean it's not the same as the stairs the stairs. It's not it's not it's similar The stairs the stairs it's not it's not it's similar ran They went to multiple fabricators, and that was the the other fabric go to a slippery stairs company though They are set our set builders that build all of our stuff are there any steps in the wild we can use and just hose Them down afterwards. Yeah, I got a slippery stairs guy anybody gonna staircase We got a roof ball roof guy. Yeah, so anybody out there slippery stairs we could

Good god fifty thousand dollars for that's yeah Do the balloon thing I guess we're going to pay it the balloon thing works and donate it to a family I mean what let's let's just break it down. What do we want to see we want to see mincy and Clemmer falling What's interesting in the beginning of the clip? I know it they make a noise as if they like push the lever and they What's interesting, at the beginning of the clip, they make a noise as if they like pushed a lever and they both fall down exactly at the same time if we play it back.

The train game though is something that we can have forever. Yeah. Slippery stairs we probably can't have forever, so I'd rather pay the money for the train game. We can certainly just do something else slippery. Right, they could just be slippery. We do have a stair master.

Slippery stair master. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. There's gonna be a solution. There will be a slippery element to this.

What, yeah, what if we even made like a hill? Slippery tunnel? Slippery tunnel? Slippery tunnel. A slip and slide all the way in the tunnel. Yeah, we'll get back in the tunnel for this. We can just clear it. But yeah, what if we even made like a hill slippery tunnel slippery tunnel slippery tunnel a slip in Yeah, we're not in the tunnel for this. We just clear it. We'll just we'll just rent the space Stephanie said that they're doing construction in the tunnel out of lights you have the camera there now Said that they're there's somebody working in on the walls or something we still look in the tunnel right now boarding it up with

two-by-fours Now somebody has to go We can still look in the tunnel, right? They're just boarding it up with two by fours. Oh, no. Now somebody has to go check it out. Someone's got to go check it out. Make sure it's by the book. What's? What the hell? Give us a report, Danny.

Sad. We never see him again. See you, Dan. There's a, oh my god. No way he can stick up. Is Danny stupid? Yeah. There's gotta be another slippery...

Like, a 50k for a... I want slippery stairs. Ah! Too aggressive. Whoa! There's no camera in there even, it's just just him getting stuck. Slippery something. We could have possibly hit Dan for a disorderly right there.

Yeah from far. I might watch some old Double Dare episodes and get. Just be able to get the nose. Remember when they used to have stuff like climb down the slippery mouth Stuff like that yeah, we could do something like that through the nose for boogers Didn't look like Look normal mm-hmm. Looked normal.

Have you seen the guy that's running through plastic wrap? Yes. We could have them do that, too. Yeah. Play that video. What an idiot. I was going to say he's brilliant. Wait, what is this?

He's an Australian dude who runs through duct tape. Oh, OK. I think it started off with Sar duct tape. Oh, OK. I can start off with Saran wrap around his knee. Yeah. What? I saw it different. I saw somebody leaving Saran wrap in a door,

or clear tape in a door and having people walk into it. Good prank. No, he's trying to run through duct tape, like, and making it one through one piece of duct tape. Oh. Oh. And then he knocked himself out and just snoring. I saw an old woman walk into some clear tape and it almost killed her.

I saw the guy with the tall hair. Yeah, he was snoring. He got knocked out so hard. He got fucked up. Oh shit, oh my god. Stop taking takes to stop me. One. Ten. One hundred.

Oh, he's got antennas. Oh, he's got it. One hundred. Let's go. 100 Haven't eaten yet check this out. I was gonna do 500, but we can skip straight to a thousand I mean, you're obviously not gonna do that. Yeah the one He's doing it for doubters yeah run it back Oh, I hit first! Oh shit! I can't even talk shit. It sounded like Big T spoke with a cigar. Oh yeah.

I don't remember what happened. That's exactly what that man was destined to do. Yeah. Look at his bent hair. His hair is falling. His bent hair. That hair got bent. Man. Yeah, he just runs through shit.

He's a rugby player. Yeah, that was the plastic one. I feel like we could have Mincy and Clember do that. Oh, garbage bags? Yeah, this is easy. Why is he doing it up so high? Yeah! Ah!

Jayden. Jayden got it. Why are you doing it with a wall so close? Is it that wall? so close? Yeah right. Doesn't seem...oh. You're not going to be able to do very many. Level three. Level three. Level three. Level three.

Oh! He got him! Good God, Jayden. Oh! Oh! Level four. Oh my God. Oh I'm wondering that too it's like a beautiful day boys having fun Oh Why is he wearing glasses every time they always snap Oh shit

I have to. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! I have to, bruh. Six, seven! Go, Gola! Go, Gola! Gola! Oh, they counted it. Leo! Gola! Gola! Gola!

Gola! Gola! And what do they do after that? This is maximum potential. Yeah. That activity. Sky rocks. Why's that guy naked? I really do after that is maximum potential yeah that acts I rocks Why's that guy naked Yeah, he is taking the picture. He's not even in the picture

Yeah, he's the man It's good shit Clemmer could do one one layer tissue tissue paper Dental floss I kind of want to do that what like contraption could be used for the game where they have to duck their heads That's a good one. Oh, yeah Slippery something though Um I guess I'll ask. Dating show? Yes. Going through right now and emailing the greens, the green flags, but it's taking me a while.

There's probably a way faster way. Maybe try to reach out to some of the reds. Maybe the reds will answer fast. Some of the red flags. It's just taking me a while because I'm having to go through one at a time to send the greens and so, but by the end of this week, we should have the responses ready to go. It's very fitting because they're not, For the first group. They're not having an actual

Bachelorette season this year I guess. Right. For the first time in a month. Oh really? Yeah. Is that groundbreaking news? It feels like it should be. I feel like it is.

They heard about ours? So keep checking your emails Nick gave me a really good a really good one I did the quote for one of the questions to ask them for this round. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, so it should be good mentor Flint. Yeah, it's mentor Flint, but yeah It's been slow going practice. I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to use PowerPoint Maybe that's how we should judge or not PowerPoint. Yeah, Can we figure out a way to recreate the Montoya thing? Huh. Oh, he's good.

How's he doing? He can't be doing it. He's going through hell. I've never seen... I like how comfortable he is expressing himself. Ripping the shirt open. Falling to your knees. I'd rather be in a game of saw than have to do this.

When the guy was playing bongos on his girlfriend's ass. It's the ultimate disrespect. I watched that clip a lot. That was the follow-up clip, right, in the hot tub or something? That was the first one. That was the first one? That was the first thing that happened to Montoya.

And then he went and got a, there was like a challenge and he got like a lap dance and she viewed that as cheating. So then she rode that guy silly. Yeah. That was the first episode of this series? Oh, I don't know. That wasn't the we have an American version of this. Oh, yeah, we had it years ago It's temptation. I temptation island I Didn't know you were why fuck like that. Why did the couple know you're a lot of fuck like that in life?

Do they get like money money when yeah, you know if you stay together and you don't give in like didn't she know that he was watching Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was getting back at him. Yeah. Oh, but she's showed remorse after though It's like the bongos was wild the thing I saw was when she was fucking the dude I've never seen a guy reach for the asshole through the sheet I've never seen a guy reach for the asshole through the sheet. Yeah. Yeah. Reach for her asshole. Were you playing any of this?

No, TG. Can't play that. We played it on mostly sports, and they took the episode off the internet. The dude that was fucking the woman, where do they get these guys? Are these just like porn stars? No, they bring them in. What's the casting call look like there? It's like you want to just try to fuck some guy's girlfriend?

Yeah. It's just young singles. No, it's his girlfriend's on the other island. They split them up. Oh. Oh, so the guy that was fucking Montoya's no they're singles those guys are single there are singles Oh, I thought they just split up couple. There's a lot of couples There's like eight eight sets of couples, and then there would be like eight singles

I want to know where they get the singles from just hey you Sounds like a pretty good deal you know how to write the drums. It's like yeah We're just gonna have a stripper go to one island as soon as she grinds on a dude's cock, his girlfriend's going to want to fuck. But she was played, she was bongos before the lap dance. Right. Yeah, she got bongos. You got bongos first.

She did get bongos. Yeah, all the men are on an island with single women, strictly. And all the men are on an island with single women Strictly and all the women are on an island with single men strictly So they just start trying to one-up each other and like cheating. I guess that's all It's good shit. Fuck my girl before you play bongos in her ass. I mean now the bongos most disrespected Just fast it like if my wife was like, should we do temptation island? I'd be like just you just want to fuck Just no bongos. Oh, yeah, like the bongos is worse than the fucking bongos is 15 the fucking yeah Can't get bongos can't watch your girl get bongoed.

This is the crazy part of Temptation Island. There's no monetary prize or anything. There is though, right? No. So why do they go on the show? There has to be a monetary prize. They are not paid for their time on camera. They do not receive a monetary prize for appearing on the show however

They're not responsible for their traveler lodging so I think couples are like these are couples that are already cheating on each other Yeah, yeah, are you willing to cheat on camera? That's the only was this guy's gonna be world famous now, right? This is a net win for Montoya I'm conditioned to believe that these are these types of shows are fake, but then that clip I was like you can't why is really getting up again city of fake bongos what city has the pisses today? You can't fake the thrusting she was given that man I feel like if Pat and I went on that show and he was watching me, he'd be like,

this is probably for the best. That's pretty gross, I think he'd be... I never... I'll just keep talking. I never wanna see my slide, I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know what it, I don't wanna know. Like, I don't wanna mirror on my ceiling, I don't wanna record myself. I don't want to know like I don't want to mirror on my ceiling I don't want to record myself. I don't want to know what that looks like I think it would destroy my confidence forever

Yeah, you know I like more you don't get boggled in a no. What do you mean co? I didn't like the strokes I Don't think I think they were just fast. Yeah, they were Was he all the way in I would have already came. Oh, yeah that fast Yeah, it's gonna be like a dance routine. Give and take. Slow but. Yeah, actually he, like if that were me, I would have been perfect.

Montoya comes in right as I came and I would have just been like, sweet. Montoya's like, I didn't fuck this up. He ran off before he saw those strokes. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah, he did. Is he on the...so this has been filmed already.

Yeah. So do we have eyes on Montoya? I don't know. Yeah, is there a new episode coming out? Someone did a translation and he just kept on screaming that the guy can't read. The guy who fucked his girl was illiterate? He's that the guy can't read That's the worst Like buddy that doesn't matter when he's when he's stroking you're gonna fuck him. He's illiterate

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Did you guys ever play the Rob Ryan press conference? No. I mean, I know it happened last week, but it's still making me laugh. I posted it on Instagram and Twitter, but Rob Ryan, Rex Ryan's brother, is the linebacker coach for USC. This might be the most unhinged press conference I've ever watched.

And it's just he's doing like a standup routine. Go ahead. You can play it. Watch where we finish this year. Watch where we finish this year. This guy is special. He's special. He knows how to get it done. He's a great communicator, great teacher. He's fun to be around. He makes everybody better, including the coaches. And you know, we'll see. You know, I'm looking forward for the, what do you call it, spring ball or whatever.

I can't wait. We're going to go against the best. Oh, good. Bring it on. Let's see. I can't wait to see that little Juco kid from Hutch bam we're gonna get after but anyway it'll be great we're excited you know and I saw the my Ava guy I coached his uncle I hated that kid when I first sat me a USC kid a little captain remember he could walk under this table right here like oh man this guy I was all over this kid during the OTAs. Man, this guy, man, you gotta run to cover a guy. Anyway, so then I'm like, hey guys, Sweet Live has a going on vacation with the family going out to Hawaii. He's bouncing. Going to Maui.

I've never been to Maui. I run things in Oahu, but I'm gonna go to Maui. He's like Hey Rob You getting any kind of trouble now? You just tell him you know Kaluks. I Like bitch. Yeah, I'm gonna tell him I know Kaluks He's spiraling Got the whole got me and the wife there. Go out there. No rent a car. Is he alone?

Looking in the mirror? I told you she's Greek. I'm like, yeah, they must have lost it. So of course I forgot to call. Now they're out of cars. I'm in Maui, I got no car. So what do I do? I know Calukes. I got a car. Oh you know Calukes? Swear to God, hand to God, true story. I got a van. I'm like, what's this about? I had enough love of the kid. Oh man, as he means a rattlesnake.

And there was a reason why that kid was captain with all those first round draft choices. I love that guy ended up looks can be deceiving. I was just a speech of intrusive thought like an answer to a question. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He just... all over the place. Trying to even convo... I don't know. Is that what Blutman's gonna look like? Yeah. I was feeling a Blutman energy. What would Blutman look like?

Like Targaryen Blutman. Steven, what would you give that press conference? Oh, here we go. We've got a couple options. Okay. Um... all right, so... lucky or fucky okay so not smile or vile there open or coping not full match okay open or open open open like the G off what is open open what is open and a good open I'm open throw me the ball. Oh Top five feeling kicking or sicken

Sicken wait What's second? What do you not get about that? Oh? I'm sicken right now. What what what what do you how you using the word sicken? sicken oh Sickening oh Sick and sick and what about kicking? You can do sick or sick. Oh, okay, right man. I don't know sick or sick

Hey, why is it? That's why we're in the rough draft phases Apple or crapple yeah, that's good Gain or pain oh, that's good old Crapple, I say that a lot. Gain or pain? Ooh that's good. Old classic. Hold on, Dain? Gain or pain.

Oh gain, okay. Cooler tool. That's good. Not bad. First, my first track cracking all these. Somebody in chat dropped swish or bish? Ooh that's pretty good. I don't know. Is it bish? So that's pretty good. I Don't does a bish. I think that like sink like a stone or anything I think we've just lost like a fish why haven't we gotten any sure fish new ones that are

Swisher dead fish is fuck. He's thinking like a stone No, it's just like I think kind of fuck you today. Yeah, what about phone or stone? No, it's just like, ah, this thing's gonna fuck you today. Yeah. I'll say that. What about Fon or Stone? Like, happen to f- Do Groan or Stone? Groan?

Yeah, it's both bad. Yeah, it's bad. Groan or Stone. Groan's bad? Yeah, moan is bad. Yeah! Yeah. Groan or Stone?

Groan is bad? You mean like, grown ass woman. Oh, what about tone or stone? No, we're talking- Why tone? Like, yeah, like big tone? Oh, like big tone. Yeah.

What happened to that guy? I think he's still just being big tone. Oh wait, town yeah What happened to that guy? Maybe still just being big toe. Oh wait. Yeah, who's the Italian guy? I'm thinking of big-time Tony or big-time Tommy big-time Tommy I think he's just being big-time Tommy. Who's the one that died hard rock Nico? We what I rock Nick hard rock Nick died hard rock Nick being real fucky right now. Oh shit. Sorry He's a legend in his own right you have to mourn him yeah I'm gonna bring this up again because I really want to see it. We need the Stephen Chase swimming video. Yes Yeah, does it exist no he keeps forgetting what film it, but I know tomorrow's swim day. What's your progress so far? We're at five point two five total so we missed total laps? We're at 5.25 total So we missed

Total laps? Trying to get 100 How am I going to get to 100? So can we get a video? I'm not going tomorrow We're going to Florida tomorrow If there's a pool there maybe If?

Well like yeah I'm not really in charge Do it on splash wait This is exactly when you should be able to get it you're in Florida will send a social guy with you Yeah, there's potential to get tomorrow Are you taking the kids to Florida? Yeah? Yeah? They did world. Yeah, oh Disney world. Yeah, whoa do it on splash Mountain hold your breath Can you do some reviews for us while you're there? Yeah, probably. I'll I'll see what they have there if there's

caramels and stuff like that. But yeah, to the character changes shows up the Disney World just walks right up to Mickey Mouse. Like, do you sir, do you have any caramels or they have the other candy stores there so yeah you could review anything though yeah you realize it's not about the care of a ride review would be good it's not all about do the care Steve it's not about the caramel it's about you remember when you review viewed all those drinks electric oh god. I have a review anything and will be in on can you do caramel while you're on a ride? Oh, no, that's never I'm not uh, maybe I'm not gonna be doing too many rides solo

I don't think but maybe if I if I you'll be doing some so yeah, the opportunity strikes I don't know. I don't I honestly don't think I am I mean we're gonna be with the kids So right, but you you don't think that you're gonna be like, wow, I wanna ride this and my kids don't? That's the most Stephen Che scenario possible. There's a chance I do Tron. A chance. And that would be solo. So, if I do that, then I'll try and get it.

I think it's in the dark though. That would be really funny. We can just see it. There's no... How many days you're going? three park days leaving tomorrow and then Wednesday Thursday Friday in the park and then the weekend not

weekend going back for a Birthday or going east for a couple days, and then I'll be back on Monday night Mondays Presidents Day we are closed whoa are we gonna have a will still be here oh okay did anybody think to big for a right there's purple hats oh they all there oh damn it so if we don't have them, they don't count. No. Where are they? Tough. Did he leave them with us?

They were in like a trash bag. There's just a bag sitting at the condo? No. Somebody just threw away the purple hats. We might have to text him asking. He's got the, this would just really set us back. Imagine how confused the maid would be. Almost the entire southeast.

She actually probably wouldn't be confused. She'd be like, oh shit, this is Clemmish Purple's hat. Yeah, she would know. Can we sell purple hat merch, just a t-shirt with a purple hat on it? Yeah. Or a hat. Yeah. We do have a purple hat. We do have a purple hat. Purple jacket.

Like a tan hat with a purple hat on it. Like a tan hat with a purple hat on it. Maybe it's just America and Canada's a purple hat. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah. That makes perfect sense too. Are we really trying to make Canada US? We ought to, yeah. Was it Trudeau that got caught on a hot mic?

What'd he say? Something along the lines of that, unless I got gut. Thought it was Greenland. That's it. We're looking to buy Greenland, too. And we have the Gulf of America. Right. Just taking everything, huh?

Yeah. That's good. Chirts. Yeah. It would be funny if we took Canada, and then one of the Canadian teams won the Stanley Cup finally yeah It doesn't count and it doesn't count and it's ours ours still Do you know is max going to the parade on Friday? I don't are they going to Philly or Valentine's Day? Yeah, it's tough

that's gonna be a Friday in Philly and Valentine's Day and crazy Philly goes Crazy Philly goes on Valentine's. Only in fucking Philly. A Friday in Philly? Holy shit. But I bet I was thinking about the fancy restaurants, like all the reservations downtown and stuff. I wonder if they're panicking. It's going to be tough to... Probably not.

Because the parade will be in the day, right? Yeah, but they're going to spillage over. They're going to be lingering. For sure lingering. I did like that they just took the awning for the Four Seasons away before, just trying to like, for safety's sake. Oh, yeah. Just drove it off.

They drove off the awning? They just picked it up and took it away because they're like, someone's gonna die jumping off this thing. Well, they collapsed it the last time. Oh. There was like 18 people on the Ritz-Carlton awning, and then it just, boom, it all went down. I wonder if our neighbors had a good week with us being gone.

What do you mean? Selling batteries. Oh, yeah. Do they do that? Was it a good battery week? Yeah. Yeah, it had to have been. Did they unpause the? Oh, I don't know. I haven't followed any of this rant

I just know that I want to go online every day. Someone's mad at either Trump or Elon. I can't follow why Fucking Katie money grabs was pissed Every time now with all this you're most, I keep getting tagged and it's embarrassing. Yeah, the main Barstool Sports page is tagged Katie Moneygrabs. Yeah, you had a really good week and great week. Katie Moneygrabs, whoever the fuck that is. He was everywhere.

He was the leader of the week. I did get two new subscribers. On OnlyFans? OnlyFans. Whoa. I haven't posted in there in a while. That's got to be the horniest dudes possible. Very much so. OnlyFans. Whoa. I haven't posted in there in a while, but. That's gotta be the horniest dudes possible. Very much so.

Love that. Yeah. Horniest dudes possible. Seriously, the horniest. It's impossible to get hornier. No, you can't get hornier. It's Montoya. Ebony said she can see the names

of the people that subscribe. And she knows a few professionally. Oh. Interesting. Kate okay just so you know Danny Connor is a very popular name okay yeah yeah what was the last thing you posted on only fans just like a pun about it was like me in front of a Magnum ice cream truck it's like I only deal with Magnum So it's like meeting a cone. Are you fucking naked? My buttholes out yeah shoving a Magnum ice cream

Yeah clothes on The horniest dudes ever just got to a pun page yeah That would be the worst like yeah joke has me rock hard. Let's see what Kate's working with and then it's just I Log in like every six months and I'm like fucking losers. Oh, you should make a you should make your only fans pages you apologizing I bet you there's dudes who beat off to that who are super into it. Yeah Apologizing to people I'll say sorry today in there. Yeah I just want to say sorry. I have apologized in there. I'm like, I'm sorry. I am sorry you guys are Big cat have you talked about your Josh Allen picture?

Yeah, have you I was just really excited for Josh Allen. What do you want me to say? I was just really excited for Josh Allen. What do you want me to say? I could barely sleep Okay, brother, yeah, he's an MVP I'd be that excited I love Josh Allen I was so pumped and I Almost tweeted like 3 a.m. Being like can't sleep still thinking about Josh Allen MVP You can't be excited I was pumped for Josh Allen. That's a guy who's excited for his friend to win MVP. Sorry. You guys would be just as excited and not

be able to sleep if your friend won MVP. NFL? That's pumped. That man is so pumped. He had a little bladder issue that night. He's just excited. I posted it and I was just like the first ten replies instantly were just like I didn't know it was snowing in New Orleans. I was like oh shit.

That one it might as well have been a video. I was just, oh shit. That one, it might as well have been a video. Just like whoops. I was so excited I got a bloody nose. I was up till 3.30 in the morning and I should have tweeted it. I was thinking about it as a love. I can't sleep, just thinking about Josh Allen. Every time, you should just use that every time. Just like yeah, I was thinking about

Couple years ago when I saw him what do you want me to say that should be your next me after coffee? after Josh Do like that as a euphemism yeah going to the sphere this weekend might think about Josh We can't gonna think long and hard about Josh Starting to think I have a real Josh Allen problem. All the boys at the bachelor party are just thinking about Josh Allen. You've got to test thinking about Josh Allen. Please be responsible before you think about Josh Allen.

I got home at like two that night and I just laid in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about Josh Allen. An hour and a half. And I, yeah, just laid in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about Josh for about an hour now. Uh-huh. Getting him out of my head. Did you think about his career that night or just, like, one game? I was just thinking about the year,

and then I went through every single game log of his. How many games of Josh Allen did you think about? Oh, a lot of them? Yeah, yeah, and then I was thinking about like business ideas Yeah, how to make us millions maybe getting the shit coins. Have you guys gotten into the shit coins? I don't know what's going on. I feel like the second I dip my toe. It's the funniest thing So it's very simple. It's literally people just playing stock market with real money, but it's not the stock market, obviously. And essentially, it's like surviving or survivor where everyone is getting in there to fuck

someone over, but if you get fucked over, you spend the whole time being like, how could you possibly do that to me? In reality, if you're buying the coin, you're expecting to do that to someone else. Yeah, the only way you can win is by fucking somebody over. Correct. And then if you get fucked over, you basically cry that you got screwed and it's not fair,

even though the only reason you bought the shitcoin was to fuck someone else over. So it's gambling, and it's the first person to, like, hit the button. Yes, yes. Musical chairs. But it's gambling, and it's the first person to hit the button. Yes, yes. Musical chairs. But it's so funny, because it's like, the shit coin happens, and then half the people are like,

oh my god, I made so much money, and then the other half are like, rug pull, scumbag, jail. But those half would have done the same thing if given the opportunity. So the longer people hold, it goes up, or the more people buy. Yeah Okay, yeah, yeah, they're playing musical chairs, but it's easy when Dave like says Dave with Joe Quinn can they see when he Did can you see when other people dip out of it and then yeah, you know to go?

Yeah, well, let's I guess I don't like I I put in like 200 bucks I was like, let me see this thing. It is so funny because it's such, here, I'll buy a coin right now and we'll just see how it goes. Is it an app? Yeah, there's like 17 apps. Dave Fartnoy? Shit, I gotta find Dave Fartnoy.

I bought Dave Fartnoy. Is this today? There's like 15 Jizz janitor Connor Griffin coin no way yeah so Essentially, it's like how good you are at marketing it is how rich you can get no you're just you're they basically created to then Rugpole people, but if you have a platform you have to be pretty transparent about it Like can't Dave get in trouble for... I saw people replying to him being like,

you are gonna go to jail if you like whatever. But I don't think he can. He's saying what he's gonna do and then he just does it. So with jail stool, he was pretty transparent and said he was not going to sell unless it got to him. It's called jail stool? Yeah. Someone else free.

Seems promising. Yeah, that's when people are saying he was going to jump this one he just tweeted that he is in it to make money so will sell but then when he sells his wallet and transactions are fully public so you will know but then it's already I bought 15,000 shares of Dave how much did you pay for 200 bucks they're all like They're like fractions of a penny so essentially it's like you there's a coin for any meme That's going on and if it's the meme gets hot people I don't I don't buy it and they try to sell it for anything you make a coin for anything you could make Nick's shoe coin like you can you can make whatever like it's nothing. It's meaningless

It's just like a placeholder for whatever the Understand how this initially became like a legitimate form of currency though. It's not they're just so they don't They can take actual money out of it coin. It's not like it doesn't have any utility So when you people are just playing stock market, okay, so they're not actually withdrawing. It's a stock market cash Yeah, they're they're withdrawing money, but I'm just saying like there's no actual utility behind any of the coins. They're just collectibles that you then sell I thought there are utilities because how How does this all work without the it's just people trading money. It's just people giving money to each other and getting it's crazy All right, Dave fart annoying, Let's see if it goes.

But you just announced that you were buying some, so it's probably going to go up. Oh, yeah, it's going to go up. Maybe. I don't know. I don't fully know how this works. I literally put in 200 bucks. I was like, I'm not going to actually do this for real. But say if you wanted to make money, couldn't you just be like, everyone go buy Fartnoy. Yeah, I don't want to scam people, though.

But then tell them when to sell. Yeah, I don't want to take advantage of anyone, then but then tell them when to sell Yeah, I don't I don't want to like take advantage of anyone So I don't really want to be involved in this but I was like, let me just put 200 in just to play around and it's ridiculous We're just all trying to scam each other It's literally a room full of people trying to scam each other and if you get scammed You can just cry that you got rugpall and it seems like a lot of people are upset constantly. Correct.

Are they just getting scammed left and right? I think the real scammers are the ones who create a coin. And then, so when you create a coin, you get like half of it. And so like, Hock Toa, she created a coin, everyone bought it, then she sold it after everyone bought it. That's kind of a real like scumbag move Dave is just buying random other people's he's not buying. He's not creating them De-fart yeah, if you create it like Hawk to a girl had like 80% right yeah, and then she's back by the way So everyone just basically bought it, and then she just took it all out

Dave's not doing that because he's just buying on his coins right Kyle have you seen what lapuma is up to? Dave's not doing that because he's just buying other people's coins. It's not his coin. Kyle, have you seen what La Puma's up to? No, what is La Puma up to? He just did sneaker shopping today. With who? Rizzler. What?

La Puma sneaker shopped with Rizzler. I gotta see this. What size shoe do you think he's buying? I haven't watched it yet. Wait, who's La Puma? Oh, this is size shoe do you think he's buying I haven't watched it yet wait who's the po this is your shoe guy Joe lapuma Joe lapuma secret shop oh my god you see the face You see the face He's gonna get some a lot of the only one here that's willing to be honest about these guys Then you get upset when they do Look at that. I'm a big man

Grew up on kids. The kid's electric. I used to wear these. He's 13 when I was a kid. Horses, I never wear them twice. This is what I grew up. Used to wear these to school. Driz, I want to start. You already had an idea for a shoe that you just said.

What was the idea that you just gave me? You guys should make a Pokemon shoe. But on the box, there should be, like, a really rare Pokemon card. Whoa. Did you just come up with that on the spot? I just came up with it. Okay. How big into sneakers?

Do you like sneakers? Yeah, I love sneakers. And I see that you pulled off classic... By the way, I've lost $50 on Dave Fartinoy. Goddamn. You lost a quarter of what you put in already? See, I thought it would go up when you... No, but you can't get upset.

It's just like you're doing... This is all just... Everyone trying to scam each other. Wait, keep playing the Rizzo. I'm sorry. I just wanted to update. Dave Fart noise crashing. Because it makes me taller.

Okay. The little... The air bubble, right? Yeah. And then another thing. You came in here. You're very observant. The Verde dunks.

You wear dunks a lot. What do you think about these a lot. What do you think about these? What do you think about these with the fur on them though? I love these. They're so cozy. These are really good on camera. Do you like wearing shoes like this or are you like a... I like these shoes. I like different color shoes. And dunks one of your favorites? Okay the Pearod Dunk. Even though you're in all black you like a crazy colored shoe. Yeah. Are dunks one of your favorite? You, the P-Rod Dunk. Even though you're in all black, you like a crazy colored shoe. Yeah. Are dunks one of your favorite?

You wear them a lot. You met the big show in them, I remember. Yeah. What do you like about, like, this type of shoe? I like how it's a lot, like, wide. Okay. My foot is wide. Dad was telling me you have a wide foot.

Yeah. Okay. No kidding. We didn't know that before we watched the video, Brandon. You like Air Max 90s as well, right? And what do you like about that? Okay, and then... No kidding. We didn't know that before we watched the video, Brandon....like those running shoes? Yeah. You like Air Max 90s as well, right? Yeah.

And what do you like about that? They're like more comfortable than the Dunks maybe? Yeah. And then they're taller. Okay, so you like shoes that make you taller? Yes. Okay. We got the same shoes in the G2 and G3. Another moment I want to talk about?

Nope. Wrong shoe. No. Another moment I want to talk about Nope Another moment I want to talk about do you remember? Okay, do you remember what these are so you wear these a lot, but there was a special moment Jimmy Fallon you If our noise crash no, it's done The chair Dave fart noise crash no, it's done. It's gone. Why I ruined $100. I got out That's so awesome, it's so stupid Are you you have to go in though knowing how stupid it is. You can't take it seriously

You should not put in a lot real money into it. That's not the last money you put into that. I've I've just been I traded Ms. Peaches lost Penny Penny lost, Dave Fartnoy lost. I'm a loser. You're due. I am. Here, I'll buy a different one. You guys tell me which one you want me to buy. They're all just scams though.

Is there a yak coin? Oh no. Ours is like a tangible scam. Yakoo, oh there like a tangible scam. Yakoo. Oh, there is a yak coin. Oh, that's a lot of zeros before that one. It's going way down. Oh no.

The Pepe Killers, decentralized Ethereum-based meme coin. What the fuck is this shit? Is there a big cat coin? There has to be. I think there's a Tommy Smokes coin. I think he created it. Oh, that makes perfect sense. Okay, there is a big cat coin.

What are you at? I don't even know how many. Oh, that thing's going, that arrow's going right up. All right, I'm gonna buy some big cat coin. I hate that I'm about to do this. Don't. I'm not. No? No. All right, don't let me.

Don't do it. Okay. It'll be real flam if you do. Oh I don't want that. Yeah. Big Cat Coin. How much was that? That's $151. Oh my god. It's so stupid. It's just people, like I said, it's people playing stock market. So what's the best case scenario for some broke young man who wants to get into it real quick?

He gets in on one real quick and sells it right away like can make crazy money like if you were on jailstool on like Saturday you could have made like 10 grand or something my god my god the Kate's perfect dumper coin is blowing up what it seems like too stupid and too complex for me to understand yeah it's very dumb. Remember NBA Top Shot? Yeah, it's cool. Oh wow.

You were into that, right? No, he was. Okay. What happened to all those? Like, if you have it, it still exists, right? So it's not real. But isn't it like a one of one image or something? So what?

Yeah, but like that had somewhat of a a utility I think cuz it's like a Collectible these are literally nothing You're just you're just swapping money back and forth But what is the utility matter if you're profiting a lot of money? Nothing, I'm just saying there's no long term like it's literally just trading money back and forth Damn Big head coin I'm like it's literally just trading money back and forth Damn Big head coin It's not doing much

Let's not cratering. Oh, yeah. Well, I think that's all cuz I put it I have 1.5 million. You're holding it up Million shares for $150. This is a new Apple stock. You want to do the Reese's ad, Reed? Brandon? I kind of missed the volcano. Big giant volcano. Chocolate lava volcano.

And I did not take that home to my basement. Like you said, I would. Thought you would. Well I looked into it. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the perfect combo of chocolate and peanut butter. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups may be even more perfect with a layer of ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava. You can buy Reese's Cups basically anywhere.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups will be featured in the big game. They were featured in the big game. It is lava time baby. Try Reese's new delicious chocolate lava big cup. And I just- my lasting image of New Orleans might be Sass throwing that chocolate lava on Fasole. It was good stuff. Miss Sass. How is it, Kate? It's good. Does anyone else desperately want sass to like them yes all of our relations does like so never like any of us that's fucking loves now he

doesn't look at us as friends he liked one of my tweets like two years ago and I was like super fucking pumped about I don't care about whatever I hope now I probably ruined it by saying it out loud I don't think you will I don't think he likes ron yet No, no still warming up to him. Yeah Yeah, so I don't know where this crypto shit's going I I'm just the worst cuz I I tried to make an account yesterday couldn't do it Finally made one this morning and then bought jail stool and it just went right down Yeah, it was the last of the party

Is there like mousses? Yeah, I think I'm it Kyle and I have to lose ten pounds tomorrow for boys what yeah, we had a 30 total between us Us three me Nick and Tate we can't leave the office until we lose 30 pounds well taste should be able to lose 20 He's loaded. Yeah, the two of you don't have a lot of pounds to lose. Yeah. I was like 175 when I moved here. I'm like, I think I'm 185 now. Are you guys like bulking up today then so it's easier? I'm drinking a lot of water and I guess salting but...

Like are you like holding your poop in and stuff so you can... Not that extreme but I've been eating a lot. Okay. Oh then you'll get it easy. When you cut... It will not be easy. when's the weigh-in tomorrow night our night when you cut weight what was a standard amount you would cut it's hard to compare because when I was cutting weight I was already down to like a very low body fat percentage and I was already like already dehydrated so she was agonizing. Yeah

Like five pounds cut that's like a few days before a match you cut five pounds Yeah cutting so is just cutting is just getting rid of the water But like what's the timeline on that? And when you start a cut for lightweights like me it was like, you know some guys Two days prior. Yeah. Sometimes like three, anywhere from like, some guys do like 10 plus. You do that all season? Yeah, but if you're smart about it, like you retain a good diet.

But a lot of guys after competition, they just go crazy. They purge or binge. Yeah. Do you each have to lose 10 ten or can you divvy up? You're already total that's What's your estimate for? Like here's how many pounds per every two hours? I think we can lose like how long do you think it's gonna take I think? If I drink a lot of water tomorrow beforehand

One good like workout where I'm like sweating like crazy can get me six pounds. Wow. But then it's like I'm gonna be thirsty. I'm gonna be low on energy and I'm gonna have to do four more. But if I drink water it's gonna be even more. So I mean I'll do it but it's it's gonna suck. What about you? You've never done it. Never done it. So. So how'd you get signed up for this?

I pitched to eat a baseball. I wanted us to get a baseball and we'd race to the core of the baseball. Oh, okay. We couldn't, you know, you could, I was gonna grate it over mashed potatoes. Yeah. Contacted a doctor, everything but the core is fine to eat but instead we're losing 10 pounds

Tate was telling me he wanted you guys to not shit but how much could you really lose from a big shit? A lot. You think? A big shit. What's the matter? I was bringing the expert. I thought everybody was gonna make a noise. Oh, we're all taking. I'm doing one next week with them called wet ones. Is it like cold? Like hot ones? It's me, Dana, and Tate drinking a beer and then having to make a certain amount of threes in a row. Oh, that's cool. Although it says 12 beers. I don't want to drink 12 beers. So you get to play basketball and drink beer. Yeah. I might have to do 12 beers. I don't want to drink 12 beers. You get to play basketball and drink beer. Yeah

Cut weight. I'm gonna have to do half beers. I Want to drink 12 beers? That's a case race. Yeah Did you hear about their other one after that the triathlon of food? Oh they have to do a 121 wings and then whatever the triathlon is like 26 orders of fries and then two and a half gallons of Pepsi Who is they? Tate, Addie and I think Dana But they were determining do they have to do it like the same as triathlon you can't divvy it up So do they have to eat all the wings first then all the fries and wait to drink till after?

Those fries are to be so gross. Yeah, and they were debating what's like a medium fry. They said it's like 80-something fries. That's a lot of fries. Do we have to do a gauntlet? Yeah, we do. Let's do one. Who wants to do one?

Who hasn't gone? Is it Chef Donny that's never done it, or did he have it? Oh, yeah. He did end up doing it. Did he end up doing it? Do we have anybody new in this building? There's Chef Donny who's not done it. did he have? Oh, yeah, he did end up doing it. He ended up doing it Do we have anybody new in this building? There's their honey is not done. Chef Donny hasn't done it. I don't have Rudy soupy done it. It's just Donnie in here Chef Tony has a beard. I haven't seen chef. Donny is a beard as a beard and

Tom lay has no hair Tom. Yeah What shapes head? Oh I'm still mad about the Stephen Chase saying that the bucks are more accomplished. I mean, oh yeah. What he got? What is the tortilla All right, you're doing a gauntlet. Yeah, you've never done it. You've never done it, right? This will be the smallest feet that have done the gauntlet. Um. Someone said your feet look big the other day. I'll show you the mess that I did. Someone said your feet look big?

Was it your mom? No, it was a random guy. It was a guy. A random guy said your feet look big. And you're saying that as a compliment. Unbelievable. That was really good. So Kyle, what should I eat like a pig all day today

and tomorrow? At this point, just plan on drinking as much as possible before the weigh-in and not peeing. Okay. What if you took tungsten pills? Oh yeah. And you just wait. I'm gonna try to find a way to cheat. Yeah

Yeah, we're gonna cheat and wait so the show just does not end until you are done 30 think so. Yeah. Oh Yeah, Jacob's new goalie He might be bad. Oh He's definitely gonna be bad can you read the the gauntlet Oh, he's definitely gonna be bad. Can you read the Gauntlet Add it's Planet Fitness

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Good cut but Tom your hair is right everyone knew knew you by. I'm getting compliments now. You look happy about it, it looks good. Yeah, I like it. Was it a manic thing? Probably. Okay. It doesn't look bad, but I loved your hair before. Get it back, yeah.

Yeah. I just wanted to reset. Okay, reset's fine. That's what I told everyone. Okay. But that's like, I don't think you look bad. No. I did love your hair.

It was my favorite part about you It was the only part about you that I liked That's gotta feel decent Or or better way to put it is you see your real worth you're the hair guy your real worth It's gone I like it. It does look good. Yeah, it does look good Yeah, all right No, no, it's okay

You guys could maybe shave your heads to lose some extra pounds smile might have to point to Danny I don't know what you're working with down there though. Yeah, all right you ready Donnie. Hey. Whoa come out here He's got his shoes on in those Boy got his shoes on in those shoes. Yeah, yeah. That boy got flippers on. Wait, touch your toes. Oh my god! 50 people are waiting out. Oh no.

That's great. Alright, here we go Donnie. Oh yeah yeah the kicking No touching bags. He does look way cooler with the yeah. Yeah, he looks like a man He was a boy before now he's a man All right, three two one go oh I'm going to go with the baseball. Alright. 321 go. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, chef.

Yes, chef. Oh no. Oh, dude. Shoot like a small footed guy. Shoes are so big. So big. Come on. Lock in Jacob. Oh, Jacob. Oh, nice. He needed in. Shoes are so. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Face right in front of Brandon has no bottles

Boys are struggling there we go three-pointer here we go Donnie These are not to like my oh Yep, let's go! Donny. Iconic round. Drake, Drake Bell, Josh Peck. Ten QBs. Red, blue, yellow. Ten QBs with the most playoff passing.

Brad Favre, Andrew, Brad F now breath farve Drew Brees Aaron Rodgers Patrick Mahomes Tom Brady Time Wow Wow what a run Cornhole Cornhole you would have the record It's like you have a confidence from from something yeah something about it all right that was fun let's be the shoes where's he at that was sick oh my god whoa will you we have to put parentheses big shoes that's not bad I got lucky on the baskets, but not bad at all Football got you in cornholes. Yeah football is tough

All right. All right. There you go I do fit my shoes inside. Swagger. All right. I think my sneaky favorite part of the gauntlet is every time when Che chooses to run right in front of the soccer balls in the Christmas, getting dodged with them instead of going around. Boy's not bad.

I think this might be the worst on paper day of the year, right? It's a pretty bad one. Monday after Super Bowl? Yeah. Mid February? Think in 2027, they made it so, or 28, it's gonna be President's Day? Oh yeah.

So then we'll start taking President's Day off. Yeah, it felt weird to watch the Eagles win last night, and then I had a scoop of ice cream and I went to bed. It was different than... Yeah, but you had the scoop of ice cream. I had the scoop of ice cream. It was great. I was like, I feel like I should be doing something right now. But, uh...

Victory ice cream. Scoop of the ice cream. I couldn't, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bad day. Like, overall, it was just a bummer of a day when football season's over You got to be kind of relieved. Yeah, I know I am and I love college basketball So uh but yeah, there's definitely a part of me. That's like damn. That was it It's over. Where's the final four this year San Antonio? Oh?

Hell yeah, oh, yeah, I need so many chips churros Big women down that women yeah, that's Charles Barkley. I actually don't hate San Antonio as a final four Okay, yeah, but yeah you get to like Riverwalk. You're like. Oh, this is a cool city Yeah, it's like kind of downhill from there, but yeah once you've gone to the Hard Rock Cafe two or three times. You're just like... They have a good Rainforest Cafe right there. Where else do I go now? Yeah.

But I don't mind. I'm just happy to have this job, man. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think that's what I tell myself. Happy to have this job. How lucky are we? Get to do it.

Get to fucking... Get to get out there and do it. Yeah. Be among the people. Yeah. All right. To do it if I can get out there and do it. Yeah be among the people Yeah All right, let's spin the wheel and add Kate date I'm thinking four hours

Itinerary four hours you got you got to give up the puss You do oh Man this is tough. Oh my god. I genuinely we take can I go off because we know we're just gonna do a day Yeah Yeah, it's gonna be next Friday. We'll be you're gonna have a good time. I guarantee it And it would be anyone from the office, right? Yeah, the whole office. Yeah. This would be a fun way to get to know everybody. I'm like. She is literally doing what White Sox Dave just like, that's all he had to do. Yeah. I was jealous that he got to do that. Well, Dave's was just a free, very good dinner. Dave didn't

really have to do much because Connor because Connor was filming and documenting everything. Dave had to eat. Dave just had to eat for free, yeah. And also, you don't get to know, it'll be during that I just come up to your desk and I whisk you away on a special treat. It's gonna be... Is there anybody you don't want?

No, I think I would like to do this with anyone. Oh. OK. All right, everyone, please subscribe. We'll see you tomorrow. Same talent tomorrow. All right, see you, everyone. I'm gonna go get some rest. Have a good week everybody! Good to be back!

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