The Yak - Meet the World's Newest TikTok Superstar | The Yak 4-13-23

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

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Promo code YAK, 20% off your first purchase through the end of this week. I just want to give a quick shout-out to all the people who are tuning in who found me through TikTok. Oh, yeah. What? I'm on TikTok now. Oh, you are? I just dropped two heaters.

It's good to get your foot in the door early, too. Yeah, I kind of like one of my skills is i see the apps that are gonna blow up and i try to get on them before everyone else so that's why i've decided today to join tiktok i had an account but i don't someone else was posting stuff now i got you actually post it did you use oh i song? Oh, I didn't see him. I got a calling card. Yeah. Do you have a calling card on TikTok? Me? I don't have a TikTok. I talk shit. I've been commenting. You need a calling card.

I don't have one. Yeah, I don't think. Road. Here's my first one that I ever posted. What is a calling card? Wait till you see. Fine. And it's little visitor now. I say it in Cherokee. Topical.

Pardon my French, but I'll be damned. Classic. What's going on? Yeah. See? And it's Little Visitor now. Edited it myself. I did a second one, too.

What is it? It's a banger. Yeah, thank you. What did you add to it? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Now did a second one, too. What's a banger? Yeah, thank you. What did you add to it? Oh, no. Oh, no. Watch the second one. What are the views?

Bro. In 2023, I don't know who this guy is, but someone needs to tell him that COVID is over. See? Oh, he's hitting with the sound. I'm going to put oh, no on every single one of my TikToks.

That condescending smirk. Every single TikTok is going to end with oh no. You're a natural. Yeah. How many years have you been in the game? You still throwing this high heat. I feel young again. Yeah, shout out to all the people who found us through TikTok that have showed up today.

It's huge. We probably got some new listeners. Yeah, oh, definitely. I was just refreshing the quote tweets of that clown world. Me too. There's some good ones. Oh, they hate you. It was so good.

It was so good. It made me feel good. Yeah. Successful troll. Yeah. Yeah. Just like us brainstorming. Oh, yeah.

Still have it. Never left. Nice to know you could dust it off. It really did feel good because I had, the best was Jerry calling him a pussy and then Whitney texted me at like five o'clock. He's like, is this, is fucking Che serious? Yeah. Yeah.

It's the perfect guy for it. Oh, the perfect, because it's like's like you know every exaggeration every lie has a little kernel of truth like steven che is boosted about 15 times oh yeah he is that guy more vaccine than man dude are you actually sick i got stuck i got stuffy last night is it mold i don't know dude my apartment i think is killing me fuck it's okay i've done that and i've drank through it and then you wake up fine that's what i'm gonna do it's true you just kill it all like four vitamin c capsules that's 400 careful oh what that's how i got uh kidney stones well i've had a bunch of red bull as well and that'll help yeah i had red bull too yeah so i'll be good

don't do too i overdosed on vitamin c when i was trying to kill COVID. Yeah. And I got a kidney stone. Did you piss it out? That's when you got it. I pissed it out. This is going to look like a nerd's rope then. Oh, my piss was like neon orange. Yeah. No, I'll be good.

I just got to drink through it. Yeah, just drink through it. I get sick every other week and it's... It's the mold, dude. You live in mold. Well, I can't do anything about it because my apartment's fucking damp. Mine smells like pure cat shit now. It's the litter box. You have a cat?

Yes. Oh. Yeah, Piper, three months. Did I miss when you got the cat? I don't talk about her that often. I knew you were going to get the cat and name it Piper. Low key get. Can I get a picture of it? I'll just keep his cat life personal. No one is, no, the internet

is not seeing my cat okay so just personally careless it's a black cat though so you can black you can pretty much see what what about my tiktok can my tiktok see your cat yes oh yeah send me any picture of your cat i will tick talk i don't know what's actually funny and what's just what funny to me why does why don't you clean out the litter box? I do, it's just bad She's not big enough for the big space thing Oh, so what's she shitting in? It's a straight box Oh yeah

Gross Yeah Fun as hell, I love it Love her Do you love her to death? You better love her She loves me, she follows me everywhere Cats live forever

Yeah, they do There's a motherfucking, there's some dude named Rice Bauer Who's fucking up the laundromat every time I go It follows me everywhere. Cats live forever. Yeah, they do. There's a motherfucking, there's some dude named Rice Bauer who's fucking up the laundromat every time I go. Rice Bauer? Every time I go to the wash and fold, the guy asks me my last name. I say Bauer, and he says Kyle or Rice. Rice? I don't know if he's mispronouncing rich, but he says Kyle or Rice every time. Can we get Rice Bauer in?

It can't be a name. It has to be Rich. It has to be Rich. Or is it Reese? Maybe Rick. Maybe it's R-H-Y-S. Oh, I bet you it's R-H-Y-S. Reese?

It could definitely be a Reese. Is that a name? Oh, yeah. Who has that name? Australians, New Zealanders. A kid in my son's class has it. Reese? Yeah.

Reese Hopkins? Oh, yeah, Reese Hopkins. Yeah, I know a Reese growing up. And that was our Reese talk. Yeah, that was pretty good. Oh, yeah, there it is. Reese Hoskins. Is that on his mouth?

It's a thumb guard. A what? Thumb guard for hitting. It's like a chin-do. Yeah, it looks like chin-do. Reese. Reese. Rice.

Rice. Is this a Yakagami, by the way? No, we have had this many times. Yeah, we actually had this a couple days ago. Oh, yeah. And a couple weeks ago. I said, gotta be Latin. Yeah.

I'm ready to start drinking. I am, too. Yeah, me, too. Might have a pre-case race beer. Yeah. You have a high noon right now? Nah. We gotta stay.

Well, you guys can. What? I don't know if it's... I got shit to do. What time's your flight tomorrow? It's so nice out. What time's your flight tomorrow? It's so nice out. What time is your flight tomorrow? Until late.

Until like 1.30. Oh, you're set. Yeah. Where are you going? Nashville. Nice. Yeah. It's actually, so I sold out two shows.

I was only supposed to do two shows. And then they were like, do you want to add a third show? And the third show is not until 11.30. And I got the ticket count yesterday. I've sold four tickets. Oh, that's going to be a real intimate show. Yeah. Real intimate.

Shit. How big is the room? 300. Oh, I was hoping you were going to say 50. Yeah. All right, everyone, please buy tickets. Nashville, come out. That would be awesome.

It just went on sale like two days ago. They'll be fine. By the the way shout out all the people who bought the fuck Ian Barrett shirt sold 35 of them yeah wow what a surprising amount that's I would say that's shocking that is that is an uncomfortable amount of fucking he sucks I hate him no no he's the worst. He's the worst yak listener by far. People deserve to have a platform or a way to express their hatred for him. Yeah. Has he made a showed face since? Oh. He's probably in the gym.

Yeah. You think he had to have bought one, right? His dumb ass? But what are the odds his name's actually Ian Barrett? I don't know. It looked like one of those, like, it wasn't like a username. The profile picture of your face in the clown face paint?

Yeah. Yeah. I get a lot of followers that have you with the cigarette. Really? I get just Big Cat with the clown face paint. I get you with Ninja Turtle cigarette. I don't know. I never get that one. Oh, Kate's mic's not on.

Not like I was late or anything. There's a lot of fake Dave Portnoy accounts, and every now and then it'll be like, Dave Portnoy liked something you did. And I'm like, oh, all right, I'm on the radar. And then it's like, no, no, not even close. Nah. Also, it's probably he has people run his account.

Yeah. Dave tweeted me once, and I had to do a group chat chat with like kyle tommy and austin like what do i respond it was i was like you know what do you what do you do in that situation yeah he retweeted a video of mine once and i didn't know if i should like go into his office and like thank him they've had the funniest common man tweet just a minute ago you want to pull it up tj it's like our audience is like, yeah, totally. Got it.

I love when he does this because he is the most transparent person. Like when he's been saying for 20 years that when he can sell out, he'll sell out. And he wants to make money. And, like, it's actually a great American story. But Lake Como reminds me of the Hamptons in the sense people are giving me wrecks and when i look up where they are it's in like an hour drive for me it's like telling me to go to dinner in west hampton when i'm in montana i just love that tweet so much like it's he's kind of right i'm not driving and don't give me a wreck for an hour away he's for sure right but there's

got to be like what maybe well maybe, well actually maybe, I don't know, like. Isn't he in Paris? Who's giving him. No, he's in Italy. Oh. Yeah. Who's giving him Rexford.

Italy? Hamptons. Dude, he's worldwide. Oh, that was Italy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He's in Italy. I missed him.

People are giving him recommendations that reminds him of his house in Hamptons. Yes, yes. Class. And that happens to everybody. Right, exactly. It's a normal thing. We all like Third House. And that happens to all of us, but we don't tweet about it.

Right. Keep it to yourself. Don't give me recommendations for North Wildwood when I'm in Avalon. Same exact thing? Jersey people do do that, too. Yeah, yeah. I never get recommendations. I don't think I've ever gotten a recommendation.

What do you mean? For anywhere. Really? No one's ever recommended me places to go. Not even like you're going to Iceland, aren't people like, oh, I've been, me and the guys Now, Donnie told me, he said, don't take cabs, and that was it. All right, that's good. That's a recommendation.

When you're in Nashville, go to, I think there's two bars next to each other, Winners and Losers. Okay. That's my first recommendation. There you go. And then you've got to get yourself a Goo Goo Cluster. Yeah. Goo Goo Cluster. Okay.

Yeah, that's the food of Nashville. Yeah. All right. No, they're great. It's a great, like, not touristy type bar. Yeah. It's, like, near Vanderbilt campus. Is it?

Can you look it up? Is it winners and losers right next to each other? Which kind of rules? I'm pretty sure. Or maybe it's just the bar is called Winners. You gotta go to Boom Shakalaka's

get the fried taffy. All right. I'm not going to do any of these things now. We gave them to you. You gave them to me. Winners and losers. Winners bar.

Winners bar. Is there not losers right yeah yeah right there wow that's awesome yeah it's sick they've got to be co-owned right i don't know i they're both good bars i've been to both wait kyle losers we were walking around yeah during barstool versus america we were bored this is yeah we did stay in vanderbilt. I don't remember stepping foot in Losers. I've been to Nashville a couple times. I like Nashville. I honestly like Austin more than Nashville. I feel like they have a similar feel to them.

Austin's a little less packed. I like Austin, but then when we were there a few weeks ago, I was talking to someone about the summertime. He's like, yeah, you know, it's not great. He's like like last year we had 80 days straight where it was over 100 degrees what the fuck yeah i couldn't do that that's 80 days straight at lived there and i would go visit him in the summer and it's like but you see all

those cool rivers and lakes and watering holes where you're like well we'll just go hang out there but they're all you have to book them in advance and they're all so packed so there's nowhere for you to go and you can't swim swim in Lady Bird Lake because there's always crazy algae or something. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it is like- I can't deal with heat. Tough. It's just that extreme heat, like the Phoenix when we were in the Super Bowl.

That was the same conversation I had with an Uber driver. He was like, yeah, it's like 110 for three months straight. The Phoenix is unlivable. I don't understand how people live there. It's beautiful in the weekend. Yeah, you can't even walk down the street. Remember when I had that rash? Which one?

The bad one that lasted for like a year. Yeah, how could we not? Multiple. Yeah, that one everyone was saying you got to get sunlight. And I went to Phoenix and within like two hours it was like gone. Wow. And I left Phoenix and it came back more vicious than ever. You have to just stay there forever.

You got prescribed Phoenix? Everyone was like, go to like a tanning bed or something and get UVs. It'll help. Oh, man. And it did help because it was all on my neck, and it went away on my neck. And then, yeah, then I came back. We're going to give you one ticket. And everyone else.

The little prescription bottle, one ticket to Phoenix. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to take this for two hours. Yeah, Phoenix is cool, though. I like Scottsdale. When it comes to bachelor party cities, I think it's Nashville, Austin, Scottsdale. I think Scottsdale is my number one.

Charleston, I think, is awesome. Oh, Charleston is one as well. Savannah is awesome, too. What's on my list? I'm going to check off Savannah. Charleston, Austin, Vancouver. Savannah, you can drink in the street, I think. I want to go to Vancouver.

At least in the street. Yeah, I guess Seattle, but I'm... Nah. I went there. Kalispell, Montana, maybe. You know what Seattle has that drives me nuts? They have like right along the bay, or I think it might even just be the Pacific Ocean,

is a highway that blocks the view. Sucks. Bad city planning. All right, Lake Tahoe. Have you been? Oh, Lake Tahoe looks so nice. I have been to Lake Tahoe. Yeah, I went to a bachelor party that was actually one of the funnest ones.

It was a houseboat. Oh, cool. That's sweet. Yeah. Except for the fact that, like, what do you do on a houseboat? Like, we started drinking at, like, 7 a.m. Right. The only thing you can do.

Yeah, you can't go anywhere. But it was fun. But I was, I, like, went through the hangover, drunk and hangover, like, four times a day. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah, where it was, like, I was drunk at 7, then then i was hung over at 10 then i was drunk again at noon what do you do just take the boat to different coves where it was like partying we had a little boat too attached to it oh cool like so you could go to shore and go to the bars yeah that's cool yeah that was a fun one any passion party where you can not where there's not the uh issue of like the group splitting up is nice

like when you go to vegas with like 20 dudes there's like three guys that you're gonna hang out with the whole time yeah that's why i'm worried shopping day might split up yeah critical mess might get too big i've officially sponsored i paid for brunch and Stella Blue Yeah look at that Shopping day You guys better You guys better booze it up At brunch Yes sir

Quake said he was gonna Give me change I was like change brother I need you to fucking Spend this money More money to shop with Take that Take that brunch money

And get yourself a new fit TJ Okay Good Take Sass's money, you know. Buy some stickers or something. Yeah. They got one of those gumball machines. How much money did you put down?

I gave Quigs a rack. You gave him a rack? What's a rack? A thousand? What's ten? That's a band. I gave him a rack. What's ten? That's a band. That's a band. I gave him a rack.

I gave him a tenth of a band. I don't know if that's true. I thought a band was a thousand, too. I think a band is a rack as well. Band's a rack? Yeah. You should go band for band against someone. Whoa.

Versus battle with money. Oh. Okay. Who should he take on? I don't want it with any rapper because they'll go into bankruptcy. Oh. Okay. Who should he take on? I don't want it with any rapper because they'll go into bankruptcy. Yeah. Yeah.

Man for band versus battle. Big Cat. What do you do? Just like, this is my band? Big Cat versus band. Yeah. I kind of want him to face a rapper. Can I have Roan step in for me?

No, no, no. I think you versus G-Eazy. Oh, no, no. You dust G-E versus G-Eazy? No, no, no. You dust G-Eazy. We dust G-Eazy? Would I? Yeah. You would dust him.

Rappers are poorer than you think. They're poor. There's probably only like 10 rappers that would dust you. They all just sign bad deals? Yeah. Yeah, and they spend their money on opulence and showy things that maybe like you buy a new bentley that's not a fiscally responsible uh car buying decision you know yeah gonna depreciate when you drive that bentley off the lot true return it if you don't

take off the sticker let me think of a rapper. Like Lupe Fiasco. Dustin, fuck him up. Who was the guy that did the complex sneaker shopping and he returned his shoes? Oh, yeah. That was funny. That was hilarious. You would dust that guy. That's a given.

Wale, you'd dust. I think Meek Mill might be a legitimate. No. Oh, really? I thought he was a business. No, Meek Mill Probably has way less money Than you Because didn't he get Fucked in that deal

Yeah but he's got Ruben Rick Ross Yeah he has some I'm sure he has some Great investments We had Ruben in today He was here He was here yeah

Legend Oh Dusted Yeah you'd dust his ass My little baby No Little baby's got Little baby is

Liquid right now Yeah little baby's top. Little baby is liquid right now. Little baby's top of the food chain right now. Where are you going tomorrow? New Orleans, Louisiana. For what? Dude, it's... Tyler Childers. Yeah, I was going to go for Tyler Childers.

Oh, he's so good. This is the start of his tour. And so I was going to go. Told my wife, like, she's never been to New Orleans. We're going to go. And she's like, let me see if some of my friends want to go. I my wife, like, she's never been to New Orleans. We're going to go. And she's like, let me see if some of my friends want to go. I was like, all right, great. The more the merrier.

Now her friends are coming. All her friends are coming. Are you Alex? We're not going to Tyler Children's. Wait, are there any guys going? There's another guy. Okay. How many girls?

But it couldn't have been a girls trip because it was your trip. Why don't you just go with the guy to Tyler Children's? That's what I said. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Go with the group of girls. Huh? Go with the squad. They don't want to go?

They don't want to go. They're more interested in showing their titties. Probably. Who's the lead singer of Fleetwood Mac? Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks is at the Blender. The Blender? Okay.

On Saturday, so maybe we'll go to Nicks, but we've got a packed schedule in New Orleans. Wake up with Patel. He's down there officiating a wedding. He is? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Obviously, he left yesterday, right? Yeah.

New Orleans is so much fun. It is the best. Are you going to hang out with Mincy? I might, yeah. I might have to. I might hang out with, I'm going to hit up Devin, too. If Mincy can get you a table at Giacomo's, you've got to go. Mincy already gave me a list of things I could do.

Swamp stick it up. Yeah, some beignets to nosh on. Beignets would be fun. Should be sick. It's only going to be like 200 degrees. Yeah. It'll be comfy. It's hot as hell today in New York City. Yeah, it would be fun. Should be sick. It's only going to be like 200 degrees. Yeah. It'll be comfy. Yeah.

It's hot as hell today in New York City. Yeah. It is. It's nice. It's going to hit 89 today. Damn. It is?

It smells so bad out. Oh, yeah. Always. I love this time of year. Even last night was like, I need to like be outside. I need to do something. That's why I,

whenever someone, I know that LA has like the best weather, whatever. The seasons do make you appreciate things so much more. The change from winter to spring is the best. Nothing better. Because you're like, that first 50-degree day, you're like, oh, my God. You're like an animal who wants to migrate. You're like the planes.

I love that feeling. It's like you feel it for the first time every time it happens. Yeah then the same thing when it goes summer to fall i put on that sweatshirt i'm like a you know how like big dogs like in the sun they just have to sit in the shade and then when it gets cold they're just running around you're happy that hyper i'm back yeah because that by that time you want it to cool off yeah Yeah. And you're giving that relief. Everyone's in a good mood. The whole town was out last night. It was great. The playground was hopping.

You guys know how it is. Dude, how about the Bulls? Marjorie Rosen's daughter is... How do they not bring her to Miami? I know. She only got one day off from school. Yeah. Did you guys see this last night?

What is awesome? No. So, DeMar DeRozan's daughter was sitting underneath one of the hoops. Is it like a little girl? She's like six. Yeah. She's probably older than that. Yeah.

She was screeching, screeching at the top of her lungs every time the Raptors shot a free throw. It was completely silent because it's all Raptors fans there. She's the only Bulls fan willing to scream. That's awesome. And who's going to tell the little girl? It went 18 for 36 from the line. Oh, my God.

That's awesome. We just had Kurt Goldsberry on for Friday's PMT. He said in elimination games, so like game sevens or playing games or even like game five if it's an elimination games, so like game sevens or playing games or even like game five if it's an elimination game, that is the worst free throw percentage since 1969. That's incredible. They're a 76% team and so they

dropped off 26% because of this little girl screaming alone and the game came down to free throws. I grew up 19 at one point. Yes, they were destroying it yes yeah and you know everyone wanted to say something but everyone knew they'd be screwed if they once called the first half like i was in big cat's boat like you were you were like like i couldn't know what it was i didn't know who it was i thought it was just a crazy it was annoying and then when they started like someone's like a that's to barter rosen's. And then when they started, like, someone was like, hey, that's DeMar DeRozan's daughter. And then when the Raptors started shooting right under where she was

in the second half, I was like, this is the best thing ever. Literally changed the game. Won them the game. What about, like, adult fans? Like, is that etiquette to not? They can't reach that pitch. Well, no, not only that, but we're like, NBA players, it's been established they can kick anyone out.

So if an adult fan does that, they'll kick them out. I thought you were at the game. I heard the scream, and I was like, oh, is that right? I couldn't even scream like that. It was an incredible performance, a legendary performance by her. She's like an opera singer. Did he say anything about it afterwards? Was he like, I love it?

He just said that she begged to come to the game, and so he let her miss school. One day. Yeah, he was like, but she has to go to school game, and so he let her miss school. One day. Yeah, he was like, but she has to go to school on Friday, so she's not going to Miami. Which, like, you have to bring her. School should just take off. School should just be like, there's no school today. Get her down to Miami. I want, now, man, I want the Bulls to play the Bucs so bad.

She might lose her voice, though. Giannis at the free throw line taking his 15 seconds. It's a unique situation last night because she was raised in Toronto. Yeah, right. So it's not like she's one of them. Well, also, I don't think you can kick out the 8-year-old daughter of a player on the court. Correct. Because he can stop that.

Right. Yes. Like, players can supersede a kick out. Right. And Matt Betts said he'd do that for me. He was like, if they try to kick you out, I'll... You've got to become the scream guy. But that's the thing.

The security team knows who she is. She knows who she is and probably watched her grow up. So they're not going to do it. In Miami, I don't know. No, Miami can't do shit. She would also wait until the very last second. Didn't they kick out Jimmy Buffett? What?

What? Jimmy Buffett? Didn't Miami do that? Curse on Miami. Crazy. I can't be. Something happened. He goes to heat games a lot, courtside.

I feel like he got kicked out for something at one time. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm going to look that up. That sounds. Get to the bottom of that. Because if they did, that's the worst karma ever. Ever. Figured he would be like the highest authority in Florida.

Yeah. He's like the king of Florida. Probably have like a Buffett themed bar there. A cheeseburger in Florida. Yeah. He's like the king of Florida. Probably have like a Buffett team bar there. A cheeseburger in paradise. Rowan, did you see at the Phillies game the little girl taking the ball from that guy? No.

Yesterday? I didn't see it. This guy caught... Oh yeah, I did see it. I... That... Pissed me off. That pissed me off.

I would be like, fuck you. The mom's like encouraging this little girl to go take the baseball from this guy. Wait, what did he get kicked out of? All right, so he didn't kick him out.

Cursed at a referee. Yeah, the ref kicked him out. That's different. You got ejected from the game. Wait, what is that Pete? Pat Riley? 39-11. Parrothead.

The ref thought he was making fun of him When he asked him if he was a parrot head That's awesome Get out of here Yeah, no, that's Jimmy asked the ref if he was No, no, no, Pat Riley asked the ref Are you a parrot head?

And the ref was like What the fuck did you say to me? Sounds like a slur Yeah Look at pecker head Parrot head One of those Those parrot heads taking our jobs Yeah, we gotta keep parrot heads out of America Sounds like a slur. Yeah. Look at peckerhead. Parrothead? One of those parrots.

Those parrotheads taking our jobs. Yeah, we got to keep parrotheads out of America. That does sound like it. Ship the parrotheads up to the fucking northerners, see if they like it. Parrotheads around. Go to Martha's Vineyard. Parrotheads. Goddamn parrotheads. So what happened?

A little girl stole a ball from a grown man? I think it's on the Philly. Barstool? This guy caught the baseball, like a home run or something. I just had a hard time watching it. And the mom sends this little girl over to take it from the guy. And the guy didn't want to give it up. It wasn't like he took it from the kid.

She came over, and he was trying to hold onto it. Yeah, it was bad. Hell no. The mom was like, take hold on to it. It was bad. Hell no. The mom was like, take it, take it. Like telling the little girl to take it. And she like. Watch this.

Like this poor guy. I would just be like, get the fuck out of here. Is it a home run ball? Yes, I think so. Oh no, it's foul ball. It's foul ball. Oh, foul ball. But stick ball. Oh, maybe not.

Maybe a home run. That's in feet. Might be the left field ball. The guy clearly doesn't want to give it up. The mom's yelling at the girl to take it. Isn't that shitty? When I first watched

it, I was like, if she throws it back, that would be awesome. You're saying throw it back? Oh, wait. You didn't watch the end, Kate. I didn't. I didn't watch the end. Okay, that makes sense. I'm too anxious of a person Oh You didn't watch the end, Kate I didn't I didn't watch the end Okay, that makes sense

I'm too anxious of a person I couldn't watch the whole thing That's so lame That's awesome I still don't like it Why does that That's way worse No, no, no

You gotta throw it back An opposing team's home run Okay, I didn't watch the whole thing I didn't watch the whole thing But I'm not giving the ball up I'm too anxious You know, there's dudes In the bleachers at Wrigley

Who will bring A Throw a back ball So if they catch a home run They'll keep it Yeah, pocket it Oh, really It's like slow-mo footage You know, there's dudes in the bleachers at Wrigley who will bring a throwback ball. So if they catch a home run, they'll keep it. Yeah, pocket it. Oh, really? It's like slow-mo footage of them switching it over. I'm on the little girl's side, though.

That man doesn't need a fucking ball. I didn't know. He doesn't at all, but as soon as the mom is screaming and she's like, no. That's the part that killed me. I was like, I can't watch this. Why does he want the ball so bad? That kid was so little. Fuck a principal.

You're the kid. Remind me of the kid. You remind me of the guy. I like the guy. I will give this little kid a fucking ball. The throwback makes it okay though. The throwback makes it okay. I think the throwback just negates it all. I didn't get to that part.

Yeah. Okay. You got duped. I actually did the same thing as you, Kate. As soon as she started walking back, I turned it off. Maybe he's not even a Phillies fan. Maybe he wore that jersey so that if he caught a ball, he knows that no one else is going to want the ball.

True. What do you mean? Right? If he caught the opposing team's ball. Yeah. I think everyone just goes for a home run ball. Not if it's the opposing team. Zach Hample does the double jersey.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Everything he does pisses me off. I love him. Oh, foul ball guy. Yeah. I used to hate him. That guy sucks.

Then I realized. Sucks. Your guys, what you guys are expressing right now is extreme jealousy of someone being elite at his job. I actually went back and watched your evolution from hating to liking on Twitter. Yes, because I was like, wait a second, why do I hate this guy? He's just better than everyone else. He is good. Wait, but if you hate him, then how do you like this guy

who won't give up the home run ball? They're completely different examples. Zach Hample is going out of his way. He's the guy who's getting in the kid's way to catch the ball. Oh, no, he's never hurt a kid. Right. Supposedly. He's hoarding home run balls.

This guy's chilling in his seat. The ball goes right to him, and some kid's clawing at his ball now. First move, though, is stadium etiquette. You find the closest kid and give them the ball. That's stadium etiquette. What? the closest kid and give them the ball. That's stadium etiquette. The kid wasn't respectful about it. If I'm catching a home run, if I'm catching any ball. I'm finding a kid.

I'm giving that ball away quick. I don't want to carry that around for the rest of the day. I've never caught a home run or a foul ball. That's so inconvenient. I'm on your side. That guy sucks. A hockey player gives a kid a stick, I'm just like,

that sucks. Bringing that home? Yeah, yeah. He's going to put that in his pocket? What's he going to do with the stick? That guy, yeah,

he's terrible. Thank you, man. I needed that. You're a real one for that. I feel silly now. Temple charges, you can go to a game and he'll get you

a ball at a game. No shit. He teaches people how to do it. It's only $1,500 plus travel. That's steel. Add it to the wheel. That's just steel. He has to go with him and get a foul ball.

Yeah. It's steel. Have you guys seen the Wiffle Ball League on TikTok? Yeah, we tried to buy it during COVID. The AWA in Seattle. We have the best coverage on live. We tried to buy the one in Detroit or in Michigan. Have you ever seen the Japanese boys that do it?

Major League Wiffle. Major League Wiffle is the one we tried to buy, KB. Oh. During COVID because they were the only sport that was still playing. It's fun to watch. So fun. They're so good at pitching, though. Movement on those pitches.

Yeah, it's all, it's like for junk, man. Yeah. They have drafts and everything. It's sick. Is the catcher just like that metal piece? Yeah. That's awesome. I do wonder what happens when they all, like, grow up.

They still play. MLW, like, half of them are in college. That's awesome. Half of them are in, like, community college or high school. I watch all their videos You do? Yeah Who's your favorite team?

I'm a fan of the sports Sounds like you don't watch all their videos There was a good one on the other night Do you travel to different cities to play each other? Or it's like no They did their championship at SoFi Stadium last year Yeah There's a kid with long hair that pitches

It's really good. You don't know his name? Lincecum? You're a casual. That one highlight of a guy, like, tipping the ball to the other guy, it's like the best wiffle ball highlight ever. He tipped to another guy, the guy catches it,

throws it behind his back, lands in the bucket. It's the smoothest highlight ever. Yeah. Sport of the future. Oh, I should start doing trick shots on my TikTok. You're about to blow up your TikTok? We'll just have the oh no play every time you miss. I'm only going to post my misses.

Yeah. It'd be so frustrating. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no. I feel like you could even just like Tell the stories of what you do Like just explain the hijink that you're doing That you're currently in the middle of

And the TikToks would blow up I already have two that are blowing up right now Like if he was just like I like Like made Stephen Chay get in this stupid little Oh I did I did that one There you go TJ show it again

I This one's probably What are the numbers on it? Like, at least 300 views? Oh, let's go. At least. We got this. In 2023, I don't know who this guy is,

but someone needs to tell him that COVID is over. So you get it. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm tapped in the algorithm. And you even used that song. So you get it Yeah Oh no I'm tapped in the algorithm And you even use that song It's my calling card Where'd you get that song?

I'm using that For every single TikTok idea How'd you find? Even happy ones What you gotta do Is you gotta start doing Behind the scenes videos Really?

Those pop off on TikTok Behind the scenes do? Just have someone Videotape you doing the yak And it'll be like Behind the scenes of the yak. Do one now. Do one now. Oh, no.

A million views. Oh, no, no, no. And then be like, follow for results. And then just post a clip from it. Spill your water and you can stop the video right when the water spills or something. Yeah, yeah. But no, but you got to be in it, big cat. Yeah, you do.

I'll film it for you. Yeah, perfect, perfect. So should we be yakking? Just talking, just yakking. Saying words. Chatting with the fellas. Can you believe Marilyn? Oh!

Oh! That was the perfect drop. That's going to be, yeah. And then cut it right as it's falling. Can people fuck with that? We're going to fuck with that. Oh, I'm going to put this Yeah. Perfect. And then cut it right as it's falling. That's the thing that people fuck with that? We're going to fuck with that. Oh, yeah. I'm going to put this up.

I can do that. It's more often, I guess. Baby, is that elbow injury from heating? Yeah. Oh, damn. So bad. Yeah. The other day I was thinking about when you speared that tackling dumbbell.

His little legs popped up. That shit was fun. Happy birthday, Brandon Walker. Oh little legs popped up. That shit was fun. Happy birthday, Brandon Walker. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Oh, we got a call. BF Dub. Best guy.

Best athlete. You guys will never guess what I got him. Did you get him malaria? Is it an item? Yeah. You touch it? What? Is it fur?

Tangible. Yeah. Not like a ticket. No, it an item? Yeah. You touch it? What? Is it fur? Tangible. Yeah. Not like a ticket. No, it's not a ticket. Book. Is it a doodad, a knick-knack? No. Paddywhack.

Is it technology? No. Is it art? No. Is it stuff? Clothing. Yeah. Clothing.

Yeah. Is it shoe? No. Is it pants? No. Hat? No. Accessory? No. Bl it pants? No. Hat? No. Accessory?

No. Blouse? Scarf? A kind of shirt. Long sleeve? No. Short sleeve? Yeah.

Retro? Pocket tee? No. Retro? Vintage? Sports? Yes. Basketball?

No. Football? Yes. NFL? Yes. NFC West? No. AFC?

Yes. AFC East? No. South? No. North? Yes. NFC West No AFC Yes AFC East No South No North Yes Steelers or Franco Harris t-shirt

No Steelers Jersey no Browns No Bengals No Ravens

Yes Lamar Jackson Current Active Or dead Dead McNair No

Dead Raven McNair was Oh. Dead Raven? McNair was a Raven, wasn't he? Yeah, he was. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. Wait. Give me the clues again. Sorry.

Peter Boulware? Oh, it's Hernandez? Oh, I got him Orlando Bobo. Oh. What's that? An Orlando Bobo jersey. What the hell is Orlando Bobo? It's a name?

It's a person? It's from Brandon's hometown. One of the notable people, so I snagged his jersey. Oh, that's a very nice gift. Hot fall. Orlando Bobo? Orlando Bobo. He won a Super Bowl. I snagged his jersey. Oh, that's a very nice gift. Awful. Orlando Bobo? Orlando Bobo. He won a Super Bowl.

I'm going to call Brandon. Wait, can you see? I didn't even listen to how I put together that TikTok. That was without any. Oh, it's up? It's up. Wow. Oh, quick.

Wait, wait. Why is it posted? Very fast turnaround. It's a minute. It's how fast I go. Behind the scenes of the yak. Two in the yak. Another day of two in the yak. Doing the yak. Another day of doing the yak.

It's going to go crazy. It's going to go crazy. Oh, fuck, dude. I think I fucking figured it out. That's going to get like 10 million views. So easy. Should we knock over this whole shelf for Brandon's birthday? Yeah.

Just for your TikTok. Dumping out trash cans. You can see how Josh got crazy to that game. Yeah. Eyes on your own paper, Seth. Easy, boy. Awoooga. Honey's angels, they just don't stop coming in.

I'm already in the doghouse. Might as well go deeper. Might as well make it a vacation. Where are we going to sit tomorrow? And by tomorrow, I mean tonight for the case race. Where's everyone sitting? I'm excited for it. Want to switch it up or something? We're just going to sit right? And by tomorrow, I mean tonight for the case race. Where's everyone sitting? I'm excited for it. Are we going to switch it up or something?

Are we just going to sit right here by each other? Yeah. In our own seats? We're saying we wanted to go outside. Yeah, we're going to do it by team. So you, maybe you and Kate. Wait, is it you and KB? Yeah, me and KB.

You guys move over there. Kate can sit right here. Yeah. Steven there. Steven there. And then Sasson will add the chair for Hank Fuck yeah Yeah

And then we'll play some salad bowls Salad bowls By the way I got some things for the stinky clown Oh I need to go grab some I forgot to bring in the cat I got more than enough You guys should get some stuff too

Okay I'll find something in this city Unless you somehow found my own shit, then... You're good. You're good. Talk to your super. Yeah. Got hacked into the plumbing.

If you think my toilet flushes, you're mistaken. I can't do anything that requires a human to live in my apartment. You sound like shit. You got sicker in the last 20 minutes. Last sentence. Getting sick. Yeah, dude. You got sicker in the last 20 minutes. In the last sentence. Getting sick. Yeah. Sentence got you sicker.

Can we call Brandon? Birthday boy? He's not picking up. I just called him. What the fuck? We told him we wanted him on. What's that goofy fuck? He is so fucking goofy.

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Look for them on Drizzly or at your local convenience store or visit highnoonspirits.com to find it near you. Nick, are you in a commercial? Yeah. That's so fucking dope. It's good. Good-ass commercial, yeah. Oh, no, no.

For something else, with the Spitting Chicklets guys. Yeah, yeah. Is it out yet? On TV? Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, shoot. I haven out yet? On TV? Yeah. A TV commercial. Oh, shoot. I haven't seen it.

You must have got paid. You made it seem like you were the beta of the commercial. You were the alpha. We had to rewrite pretty quickly when we got down there. Oh, yeah. The plot changed. Oh, yeah. I remember you went down for this.

I was cast as Ugly Guy. Biz called me one day. He called me. He was like, Nicky, I have the perfect role for you for this commercial. Can you come down to Florida this weekend? I'll send you the script. I'm like, yeah, man. He was like, Nikki, I have the perfect role for you for this commercial. Can you come down to Florida this weekend? I'll send you the script. I'm like, yeah, man. He was like, we saw the script and we thought of you.

And then I got the script and the speaking roles were Ryan Whitney, Paul Bissonette, and Ugly Guy. Oh, no. Yeah. But then we got down there and we had to change the scripts. Because it didn't read. They saw you and they're like, Ugly Guy. There's some goblins in Broward County they could have found.

Local goblins. Can you tell that story again real quick? Oh, behind the scenes. Oh, but not the rebel. Hold on. Yeah, I got a call from Biz a couple days before I went down to Florida. He was like, hey, Nicky, we have a

commercial shoot coming up, and you're perfect for it. I'll send you the script. I agreed to do it. I got the script. It was Ryan Whitney for speaking roles, Paul Bissonette, an ugly guy. And that was my character. Oh, no!

Oh, Nicky! That was ugly. Got it. Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Oh, thaty. That was ugly. Got it. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, that was from the algorithm. That one's going to make rounds. You'll notice it was in Florida because the front door opens the wrong way in the commercial because of hurricanes.

Can't blow doors open. The front door opens now. Hey, what's going on there, pal? Can I help you? Yeah, we saw you at the hockey game. Yeah, I heard it's a real burn burner. We don't have to watch this. Well, that depends if you watch the National Hockey Broadcast.

I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after you. Not a big deal. Pink Whitney? It's delicious. No room for you three. You, you, and that big potato on your face. The commercial is supposed to be very different.

I invented the thing, you pigeon. Pink Whitney for legendary moments. Explain why it changed, though. I don't know if I can. Well done. Oh, he can't. Yeah, I wouldn't. Why, why, why?

Protecting other people. I'll tell it on TikTok, but that's it. Not live. Yeah, but that's it. Not live. Yeah, somewhere safe. Yeah. I'm reposting yours, Big Cut. I love this era. Of what?

Big Cut with the TikTok. Yeah! Can't wait to subtly try to get in all of them. We gotta get some bangers out on the case race. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Sneak peeks with Crush. Sneak peeks.

Dude, that's gonna take you to the next level. Okay, it's up. Posted. Holy shit. You could duet with your own videos and just make facial expressions. Oh shit. You could just double down on all your own shit and just be like, that really happened.

Put your face in anything. It could just be a video that's completely unrelated. Just put your face in it and it'll get like a video that's completely unrelated. You just put your face in it and it'll get like a billion likes. People will be like, holy shit, this is great content. Just my face with the oh no music. You could just like,

there could be like a video of a movie scene and you could just duet it and just sit there and watch it and it would get like 100,000. And you gotta be like eating like a salad or a grain bowl. And like laugh when you're

supposed to laugh. Behind the scenes of the yak. A couple days before I went down to Florida, he was like, hey, Nicky, we have a commercial shoot coming up

and you're perfect for it. I'll send you the script. I agreed to do it. I didn't know how to spill the drink, so I think I just pushed it off. Ryan Whitney for speaking roles, Paul Bissonette, an ugly guy.

And that was my, that was my character. Oh, fuck. You jumped back like you got shot at. It wasn't close enough to the edge. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, man. Can I be in one? Yeah.

You got nothing to spill, brother. I want to be in one. One of KB has nearly 300 likes already. I'm trying to get ahead of it. It's so much fun. It's hot. There. So much fun. It's hot. There's so much fun.

Yeah. It's also nice. Like, you don't have the pressure of like a huge following on there. So you could just. I just be myself. Throw up Garbo. I'm going to flood the zone. Because, yeah, a lot of TikTokers, they make like their.

If a video doesn't pop off they make it private right i don't know how it works yeah you just take it away yeah but aren't you never i'll never take mine away you see is what you get yeah here let's let's crack some more high noons and spill some shit yeah what else should we spill you don't think a garbage can like knocking a big old garbage can off or like the whole shelf, flipping the shelf. What if like you walk in the front door like you're late and then somebody's like, I hope Sass doesn't drop that globe. Oh. You drop the globe. That would be a banger.

Or you walk in just like, hey guys, I got the globe. Should I do it? Yeah, be like, don't drop it. Okay. You got to like really fuck, really struggle with it and ultimately miss. Like an infomercial.

You want to practice? I'm nervous. Practice. Maybe if we're just sitting here and we're just like, where the fuck is Sass with that globe? Yeah, yeah. That's our last globe.

Yeah. Should I come, where should I come from? You can come from right there. Yeah, frantically. Just we got to raise the stakes of the globe. Are we cool breaking the globe? It won't break.

You're not breaking that globe. It's a children's game. The globe isn't a game. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. I'm going to shot angle. All right. Hold on. I'm going to say,

all right. Hey, anyone seen Sass with that globe? We really need that globe. It's our last globe. Stop it! Damn it! Oh! Our globe, man.

I got to see how that TikTok came out. It's going to be a banger. I want to see that TikTok badly. gonna be so good I wanna see that TikTok Badly Me too I need to see that What voice are you gonna use?

I don't know Maybe the mean guy Yeah That was really good Fuck That was exhilarating This one's gonna fucking I was nervous

My heart was beating Before coming in Cause you're a Dedicated actor Yeah I mean look at Out of order, bro. It's like you only have one shot.

Episode two was very good. Hilarious. Nominal. It was fun. Beautiful to look at, too. Yeah, they killed it. It's really crazy. We only have three cameras, and it's like they just know how to use them.

That's all you need, man. Wonder. It's crazy how that works out, that the cameras that we have actually work better than we're used to. You're telling me you're not using your phone? One single phone for all of that? No. What the fuck? Apparently the most powerful fucking weapon is actually three 4K cameras.

Three $25,000 cameras. Don't let Wallow know you're doing this. He will whip your ass. They went into the fucking Jimmy Fallon studio to see The Roots perform and he saw the five cameras that were shooting Jimmy Fallon

and flipped them like Jesus in the temple. Yeah. Selling in the temple. Jesus' only sin. You think that was a sin? Yeah, you could have. Because they frame it like it wasn't.

I know, but I think it was a sin? Yeah, you could have. Because they frame it like it wasn't. I know, but I think it was a sin. You've got to duet with that new song that's out. Like, if I was a fish and I caught one, they would say, look at that fish. That's on my algorithm, too. I haven't caught wind of that. That's a banger. It is, and it's cute as a button. Banger.

I apologize to Milwaukee. I didn't know they that. That's a banger. It is, and it's cute as a button. Banger. I apologize to Milwaukee. I didn't know they had their own unique sound. What do you mean? Like the Puget? Like Milwaukee rap. Milwaukee rap? What does it sound like? I don't know.

Twangy? We did meet that rapper in Milwaukee, though. Who? He was like a... Like a... Damn. Yeah, I'm fucking with him. Shockey for the fiend. Yeah.

Shockey for the fiend. They're just doing their own thing. What does Shockey mean? Shockey... I don't know what any of it means. True. Just ignoring the beat. Yeah.

Fuck that beat. Shocky. Wait, that was the Door of the Explorer theme song. Is this? Yes. Is this the Door of the Explorer theme song? Without the suck a titties part. Oh, yeah. I like this shit. Super distorted and blown out. Is this the Dora the Explorer theme song? Without the suck a titties part.

Oh, yeah, I like this shit. Super distorted and blown out. Yeah. Probably sounds cool at a live venue. You don't even know what you're listening to. Milwaukee has an interesting downtown area, too. That inside market that they have. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. Geography boy. Milwaukee for a wedding. Beautiful wedding. too that inside market that they have yeah i don't know anything about it geography boy

got to go walk you for a wedding beautiful wedding what time of year summer oh milwaukee in the summer that's outside indiana i've never done the midwest still really and i'm so i'm excited to outside indiana yeah i've never done midwest stuff so i'm excited to like check it out explore around yeah there's a lot to see. Good folk. Good corn. Oh, do we have? Good dairy.

Brandon on the phone? Okay. Brandon Walker, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Birthday. Hey, Yak. Good to hear from you. Brandon, I got you an Orlando Bobo jersey.

Really? He's dead. So what? Okay. Yeah, no, he's from West jersey. Really? He's dead. So what? Okay. Yeah, no, he's from West Point, Mississippi. That's right. That's a good gift. I appreciate it.

Thank you. He only dies when the last person says his name last. Yeah, exactly. So we're going to keep him alive for quite some time. Brandon, I got you a high noon fridge. Did we lose him? I think we lost him. What have you been doing, bro?

How was the Masters? Can I just talk to Big Cat real quick? Big Cat, you know that I'm not allowed to respond when somebody says that. Why are you responding right now, dude? This isn't a response. This is a post-response to the original question. Okay, all right, got it, got it. Yeah, how was the Masters? It was fine.

I was there for about three hours. I only went one day. Migrant. And now I'm here in West Point, Mississippi. Actually, right now I'm in Starkville, Mississippi. What are you doing in Starkville? I was meeting with the Mississippi State football coach this morning, and now I'm meeting with the Mississippi State basketball coach today,

and we're going to figure out how we can get things going in the right direction. Well, that's good. What do you mean in the right direction? Well, I just want to make sure that we've got the resources we need to win all the football games this fall, and that's why I'm here, to talk to him, make sure that I'm using my clout and my considerable fame to help accomplish that. Have you endowed their program? Yeah, you're boosting now.

I am boosting. I'm a booster, yes. Brandon, I got a question for you. I just got a new wand, a new fishing rod, and six weight, full package, Orvis. What do you think about that solid for iceland yeah i don't know what what you're saying six weight or anything you just said a bunch of gibberish about a fishing rod that i've never even heard but it does sound like it's gonna be fun well what the hell was gibberish about that what does six weight mean oh brother fishing community is about to don't know what you're apart. I've got five fishing rods in my car right now.

Me and Tommy have gone fishing three straight days. Hey, why are you sounding so angry? You're on vacation, bro. I don't know. He smoked you, Taz. Who would have thought? He's been fishing three times in the last three days. He doesn't even know what a six-weight is.

I'm not angry, guys. I'm having a good time. I'm enjoying myself. It's your birthday. I'm happy to be home. How old are you? Thank you. It is my...

I'm 44. That's. I'm enjoying my birthday. How old are you? Thank you. It is my 44. That's when Jesus died. Yep. He died at 33. That was 11 years ago. That's when Jim Morrison died. Jesus died 11 years ago? Jimi Hendrix? Way longer than that. It was a really really bad 2012.

Sad. Good one, man. You're on the case race, bro. All right, so give me a quick rundown of the case race. What's the trick? What's the hook for this one? Vibes. Oh.

No, the only special guest we have is Hank. It's going to be good old-fashioned vibes. Hank's going to be a good case race participant. Yeah, it's going to be old-school vibes. All right, to be a good case race participant. Yeah. It's going to be old-school vibes. All right, what about— Let's get Hank on our team. Yeah. Hank should be on our team.

You guys don't get to make late-game trades like that. Yeah. Hank would be down. Hank ain't scared. Can you call in during the case race? You zoom in? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, sure.

I'll zoom in. I'll zoom in. I bought you a shirt. Hey, kick it here. What'd you say? That looked fun. Try that. I bought Fass do them, man. I bought you a shirt. Hey, take it here. What'd you say? That looked fun. Try that. I bought Sass a shirt and I bought Rona a hat.

What about me? I haven't bought you anything because you've never expressed desire to have anything from down here. That's fair. What kind of shirt did you get me, Brandon? A Mississippi State shirt. Brandon, are you worried that Wake Up Mincy is kind of taking over the internet? I'm not. I'm not.

Plus, today's Thursday. It didn't even happen today. I wish Ben Mintz well. I'm glad that he's finding success. Sorry. He's doing good, huh? What's going on? What's happening?

He's having a little issue with his world. The world bulb to stay up. Geopolytics. Just on a global scale, things are fucked right now. Fuck the world. That thing is fucking hard to break. I know. You were worried that Sass was going to drop it.

We could reshoot that TikTok, honestly. Yeah, we could do one better. You think? I didn't nail it. If you guys want to see it. Let's do it again. Yeah, I'd like to see it. Brandon, you still there, man?

I'm eating at Anthony's tonight. It's my favorite restaurant. I've got a reservation for eight for my birthday. Why would you say this out loud? You are so dumb, dude. It's West Point, Mississippi. Ain't nobody going to be in West Point, Mississippi. Ain't nobody going to be in West Point, Mississippi.

Okay. Okay. What kind of food is Anthony's? I plan my own surprise party. Oh, nice. An uncallable restaurant that no one could call. No one could cancel the reservation. Nobody could cancel that reservation.

Fuck. Pre-call them and tell them that if you cancel, you're not canceling. Yeah, no matter what, no matter how many people call to cancel, it's not canceled. Fuck, okay. Yeah, my bad. All right, I'll take care of that. I'm glad I headed this off in the past. Yeah, yeah.

All right, go take care of that. We'll Zoom you later, okay? All right, thanks, guys. Have a good day. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday. All right, bye. Why'd you do that?

Why'd you do that, Brandon? I can't believe Brandon doesn't know what a six-weight fishing rod is. Crazy. And he calls himself a fisherman. What is it? Yeah, what is it? It's like the type of rod, like the weight of the rod. It's like they go up, they go in certain sizes,

depending on what kind of fishing you're going to be doing. So I'm going to Iceland. I'm going to be catching a little bit of bigger fish, so I went six-weight instead of a five weight. Oh, nice. Have you ever bait a hook? Yeah, bro. You're asking me if I've ever wet a line?

Do you fish? All the time. Really? Yeah. Around here? Hudson. Do you really? Yeah.

No, you don't. No. Not here, no. He just throws off a dock. I've been fly fishing here a lot of times. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun. A lot of fun. You think? Yeah.

No, it's not. Oh, I love fishing. Catching a fish is very fun. It's not about catching a fish. It's about hanging out with your friends. Getting a beach chair, a good hoagie. I grew up fishing. It's about the ambiance. We got waiters, so we're going in. Oh, you're going in?

What happens if you go over the limit of your waders? You die. You drown. You sink. That's terrifying. You can just take them off, right? It goes up to your chest, but apparently my buddy was like, don't fall, because if you fall, it'll fill up

with water and it'll be really hard to get out of the water. Oh, man. Yeah. Scary. Yeah, it is. fall, it'll fill up with water and it'll be really hard to get out of the water. Oh, man. Yeah. Scary. Yeah. Are you going in the ocean or are you going in the rivers? We're rivers, probably.

Definitely not the ocean. Why not? Because we're fly fishing. So? Fishing for flies. Fishing for flies. Tucker Carlson just got caught fly fishing in Central Park.

Yeah. Did? Why would he do that? What are you doing there, buddy? Is that a camera? Yeah, he was mad. I didn't know you could fish here. Huh? Let's call the video camera.

I didn't know you could fish here. You can? You can? Yeah. What are you fishing for? Are you videotaping me? Yeah. Why? Because you're in public. I can. Well, I know you can.

I'm not challenging your right. I just don't know why you wouldn't. I find it interesting that you're fishing in Central Park. Oh, yeah. It's absolutely allowed. It's allowed in three ponds. It's allowed in the pond. I've never seen anybody fish here before.

I videotaped that, which I find interesting and unique about the city. I've never seen anybody fish here before. I videotaped that, which I find interesting and unique about the city. I've never seen anybody fish here before. Go right on the Fish and Talk website. You can fish in the mirror. Oh, Adrian, look at this guy fishing. He's got a little RW thing going on. This is the most non-confrontational confrontation. He's like, why are you videotaping me?

I'm not challenging you that you can videotape. Why are you fishing here? I'm not challenging you. The caption is significantly larger than the video. That guy doesn't know how to get in the algorithm. Look at that caption. I saw people fishing there on Sunday. I was in Central Park, and there was people fishing there.

But these are like stocked ponds. Yeah. I don't know if it's allowed. That's literally shooting fish in a barrel. Yeah. What are you fishing here? Adrian. Yo, Adrian, I did it.

I've never seen this before. Hey, I've never seen anybody fish here before. I videotaped out which I find peculiar. That was awesome. Tucker, what the hell are you doing fishing here?

I'm on Tuck's side, man. Yeah, I got to say. He's like, I know you can film me. He's like, but why are you filming me here? I'm on Tuck's side, man. Yeah, I got to say. He's like, I know you can film me. He's like, but why are you filming me? That's a weird thing to do. Fucking weird. That was awesome. Yeah.

What's the, yeah. When your best friend forever literally drops the world on its face. Hey, anyone seen Sass with that globe? We really need that globe. Oh, no. Oh, no. No one's seen Sass with that glow. We really need that glow. You look so embarrassed. Was embarrassed. A little hint of a smile.

One dimple under a hat brim. Dude, I think I'm going to fucking go viral on TikTok. Duh, you're going to go viral, especially at this clip. This clip that you keep on putting this shit out. Wait for this shit to hit the algo. Yep. Well, you're already at pace, too,

because you're over 10% likes to views. Is that what it is? That's an indicator, plus the amount of interaction, the comments that you're getting.

Should we end the show? We have to do... Oh, it's too late. Oh, yeah. We have to do the... This last ad. In. Oh, yeah. We have to do the... This last ad. In the wheel. In the wheel.

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on it especially if you just posting keep on posting tons of dumb shit like just post a bunch of dumb shit all day i think that's like uh the world of t-shirts method Yeah Or like Victoria Paris It's like people who like Study that style of Like posting shit And they'll like write articles Or make TikToks And be like

Big Cat is making Nine TikToks a day Which has like Improved his You're gonna do great brother Can't wait to see the Fucking That fucking rise

Should we spin the wheel? Yeah I got another one I'm posting right now. Oh no. Yeah, I'm going off. I can't get that fucking fish song

out of my head. I've seen too like all the stitches with it with other musicians making it even fatter. What is it? What style of song is it?

Like a soundtrack of Juno style of song. Oh. Yeah, it sounds like it should be on Tegan and Sarah. Yeah, it sounds like it should be on. Tegan and Sarah. Oh, it's Tegan and Sarah?

It's not them, but it's like two ladies. Did you see that Soldier Poet King song? No. A religious medieval song? That's a good tune. Religious medieval shit? Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. Oh. Yeah, let's do it. Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet.

Yeah, let's do it. I blow-dried my hair today for the first time in probably seven years. So the wheels got your back then? Wheels got your back. You're good. Or tough titty, bitch. Yep. You said that before. You said that before. I've said that before.

That is what they say. God damn, Nick. Sorry. The sickness. What? Oh, no. Oh, man, he's on fire. He's on absolute fire.

He does a commercial, and he starts roasting Kate, taking every shot he takes. Buying Charles Bobo jerseys. Orlando Bobo. Of course. God rest his soul. All right, let's spin this shit. Let's get this going. Did anyone else come in today?

Schultz? Schultz. We got fucking Schultz on there. Oh, Brandon should be on there. Yeah, he should. Oh, yeah, if Hank can do it from home. Yeah, start over. Start over, TJ.

Yeah, reset it. Start over with Brandon. Also, just go check out my new TikTok. Everyone follow my TikTok. It's underscore bar. I need to get to the real. Oh, that underscore. Yeah, you got the underscore.

Watch it, TJ. It's fucking. This one is actually going to take me to the moon. Whoa. Whoa. You know it's Big Cat's official profile because it says, I swear this is me. That's good. You already got 17,000 followers?

God damn it. Well, I had 16. Oh. Central Park. Why is bro fishing in Central Park? Is that it? Yes. It's so good. you could fish here. Twice, bro, fishing in Central Park. Is that it? Yes. It's so good.

I didn't know you could fish here. I didn't know you could fish here. I didn't know you could fish here. You're good at this. Yeah. I don't know how to edit the video, so this just went on for like 28 seconds. Yeah. for like 28 seconds. That will get like 10 million. Yes, it will.

It is easy for me. I'm going to get so bored of this in like two days. No, because it takes so little effort. You can't even get bored because you can literally do some dumb shit in ten seconds and just go back to living the rest of your life.

All right, we're doing wet. All right, let's spin that. Spin that bitch. Up to you. Brandon. Wheel knows it's his birthday. Justice will always prevail. Nick.

He's on fire. For buying him a present. Making a shot. Coining tough titty bitch. Oh, no. Frank is about to go in. Oh, God. Oh, God damn it.

Oh, no. He really is. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God damn it. Oh, no. It really is. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We got to get him back to go in again. I can do a TikTok. Oh, God damn it.

All right, KB, let's go, Kyle. I don't think I'll ever get wet again. Fuck. Except I need to shower. Yeah. Like, I don't want to get wet, but also I know how sick this is. TJ, just starting to wheel. Just TJ.

Yep, well-deserved. Oh, Roni. I have a weird feeling. Same. It's okay, though. Oh, thank you, I have a weird feeling. It's okay, though. Oh, thank you, God. Justice will prevail. Oh, am I always at the end?

Yeah, you are. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There you go. There you go. There you go, big cat. There you go, big cat. Come on, brother.

Forza. I feel bad for everyone. At least you could be... Forza. Forza. Let's go, Zodaddy. I was going to say, Zod, you could have washed yourself before getting two cowboys fucking painted on your face. Oh, yeah, that's right. The themes for the face paint.

Hey, Che, may the best man win, bro. I'm rooting for you, man. I'm rooting for you to stay dry. Frank is still in there. Oh, Frank's out. Oh, he's out? He's out? He's out.

You want the still win? There he goes. There he is. All right, all right, good. Best of seven are we doing? Best of seven. Best of seven, man. First to four doesn't have to get one.

Yeah, Frank hold on. Frank's done. Let's go, Che. That's one, brother. Also, should we just... Oh, man. First to four doesn't have to get well. Frank's done. Let's go, Che. That's one, brother. Let's just get this out of the way. Four in a row, Che. Let's get the fuck out of here, brother.

Oh. Come on, Che. Bounce back. Trying, bro. He's wet and stinky. Stinky, I know. Aye, aye, aye, aye stinky should be the opposite order let's go Che uh oh come on you gotta come

come on Che lock in brother come on Che have you gotten wet before come on I got one of the WWE things not over Steven I'm about to be wet two in a row I think Che, have you gotten wet before? Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. I got one of the WWE things. Not over, Steven.

You're good, brother. I'm about to be wet two in a row, I think. No, no. Fight this. Fight this. It's not over. People have come back. People have come back. This is very comebackable.

There you go. Come on, Che. Very comebackable, brother. Oh! All right. What is it? Three, two? Three, two.

Two more, Che. You got this, man. There you go, brother. What did I tell you? Come on, man. I know ball. Hit this Che, daddy. Stay dry, man.

You need it more than me. Come on. Oh, no. Damn, Rowan. I'm sorry, dude. Che, I'm coming with you. I'm going to make a TikTok out of this. All right.

I'm going to get changed out of this actually first. What do you mean? I actually have other clothes I need to. For later? Yeah. Your other clothes are for later. Wait, what? I'm going to change my shirt at least.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Well, there are for later. Wait, what? I'm going to change my shirt, at least. Okay. Alright. There's another robe back right there. Yeah, you can wear the robe back right there. Me and Che were texting pretty late last night, trying to find a hoodie that we had in common so we could match for the case race. Really? This is our only wardrobe

crossover. I was like, do you have a solid gray hoodie? He doesn't. Do you have the Viva crew neck? And I was like, do you have a solid gray hoodie? He doesn't. Do you have the Viva crew neck? And I said, what do you think? Of course you do. I said, I'll pick up a pack of black t-shirts for you. And he was like, no. He doesn't wear black.

Yeah. It's against his religion. Yeah. What are you seeing, Kyle? He's trying to break it. I'm not. He's trying. You can always learn.

You can always learn. Take in more information. Yeah, what do you got going on in South Africa? Southern Africa? He's looking to break it. I'm not. He's trying. Always learn. You can always learn. Take in more information. Yeah, what do you got going on in South Africa? Southern Africa? Always looking for new material. What's your most challenging point? What's your stickiest point? It's got to be Africa, right?

I bet you don't know Russian cities or Germany. Oh, no. I don't know anything about... Was it Eminem who was talking about fuck the world, feed it beans? Yeah, I think so. He's gassed up. What does that mean?

Gas. Beans. Magical fruit. The world feed it beans. The more you eat, the more you toot, bro. It's gassed up if you think it's stopping me. The more you toot, the better you feel. I don't know what I set out to do.

All that kind of shit. Without a doubt, undoubtedly. Eat your beans at every meal. Without a doubt, undoubtedly. All those who look down on me, I'm down that kind of shit. Without a doubt, undoubtedly. Eat your beans at every meal. Without a doubt, undoubtedly. All those who look down on me undoubtedly. Damn, bro. TJ, you might be next up. I was heavy

listening to that album, playing Modern Warfare 2 and drinking a monster energy drink behind my mom's back. Whichever goes first. It's just in a curse. Like a fuck you for Christmas. I got a bunch of hot fry crumbs in my eyeball yesterday. That was like the bottom of the bag.

Handicaps. Just poured. Like every single one. You didn't close your eyes? No. Here they go. Into the shower. Can't close your eyes when you're having some handicaps, hot fries.

Otherwise someone might put their penis in your mouth. As a man, you should never have your mouth't close your eyes when you're having some Andy Katz hot fries. Otherwise, someone might put their penis in your mouth. As a man, you should never have your mouth open and your eyes closed. Or someone could sneak up on you and stuff a whole penis

in your mouth. Penis and balls. More mouth like yours, of course. It's quite the landing spot. Soft, too. Sash, what do you have to do

after this? I gotta go record a podcast. With? Buddy Derek's podcast. The guy who helped you move? Yeah. Was that a payment? No, I paid him.

But there was still, like, some... It sounds like there was some sort of implication. No, he's been asking me to do it. I've already done it before. Oh, no. Here comes Jay, and he looks soaked. Fucking Big Cat's gonna go viral. I can't wait for the K's race to

happen. Why do they keep on opening it and closing it? Maybe for the TikTok? Maybe for the TikTok, yeah. Is that ready? Oh no, no, no, no, no. And they're gone. He's been in there for a minute. I guess maybe it was changing.

What are you guys going to eat before the case race? We should all go. I already ate. Let's break bread. I have to do the rundown. I can't eat within a couple hours. I won't be able to. I would say any closer than an hour and a half before is dangerous.

Really? I think I always underestimate it and then I'm starving and then I get drunk fast. I'm going to get something. Maybe I'll go to fucking Popeye's, get the fish sandwich. I tried getting a steak three times. I wasn't going to get a gyro. That's smart. A little bread, a little meat.

A little bread, a little meat. A little falafel. Oh, poor Jay. Jay. Looking very... Let's say he's not wet. Wet. You're basically dry.

You, my friend. Spin. So back's not wet. Right pant leg isn't wet. Yeah. You need me to go back in? No, no, no. You're good.

You're good. You're good. We were just saying that. No, he's going back. Then we're going to sit. When he comes back, we'll say he's too wet. You just end the show right now. Should we end the show?

Yeah. Oh, boy. See you all tomorrow. Case race. Case race. Case race. We'll be right back. It's the act. It's the act. We'll be right back. Thank you.