The Yak - Meet the Worst Speller in the World | The Yak 5-22-23

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

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20% off. Code YAK. Hey guys. What up? What's up? Where's Roan? He's fucking hungover. Who's that guy? What's up? Where's Roan? He's fucking hungover. Who's that guy by the way? That's Neil. Oh, that is Neil. Stoolie Clubhouse.

Oh, shit. Right. That's Neil. Like Siggy's? Oh, yeah. Pretty cool. Then I like Neil. Yeah.

How's the vibe? Who is that? What's up with you? Neil. Yeah. How's the vibe? Who is that? What's up with you? AB. Yeah. His old Navy $25 set. You're stunting, though. Feels like a plastic tablecloth.

I feel good. You look great. Thank you. I mean that. I think you're Mike's. Mike says Mike is. You have a good sweatshirt on, too. I like that.

It's not a sweatshirt. It's a shirt over a long sleeve T-shirt. Oh, it have a good sweatshirt on, too. I like that. It's not a sweatshirt. It's a shirt over a long-sleeve t-shirt. Committed to the game. I got rid of a ton of clothes and just haven't bought any new ones. So I just have... I should have gotten new clothes before I got rid of old clothes. Why are you buying t-shirts out of a can?

Out of a can? Why aren't you buying, like, ten shirts? I was buying ten black t-shirts by the bag. A can is what you thought? I thought he was just assuming there were cans of shirts. He was disposing them. He would wear it and throw it away. I wouldn't wear it and throw it away, but I would buy a bag of 20 and cut a hole in the top

and use a tissue box. Throw it on, wear it, but the shirts were so low quality, they weren't like rowback, where the deodorant would just bleed right through. Have you guys ever done a total sock overhaul? I do that every couple years. It's the best. Amazing.

Throw out all your socks and just buy all the same socks. Socks are weirdly expensive. They are, but it is nothing better than being like, because then you can't have one missing sock when you have all the same socks. Yeah, and also wearing new socks is one of the greatest feelings on earth.

I've upgraded to thicker, like working man's when you have all the same socks. Yeah, and also wearing new socks is one of the greatest feelings on earth. New socks is great for you. I've upgraded to thicker, like working man's. Oh, really? Our heart. Oh, those are some thick socks. Because thin is disgusting, I think. I hate dress socks more than anything. Get real thin in the toes. They start to break through.

So I have a new sock guy. I'm not wearing them now, but I'll wear them tomorrow. I'll show them to you. The cut is amazing, and the toe box is like mesh. Whoa. See, I don't know about mesh. Kyle. Would mesh work? When have I ever led you astray? That's true. He's the put-on king. Many, many, many, many

times. This weekend, you invited me to a fun bar to play pool. And? We were 13th in line with the entire duration of my stay. Sour dog? Yeah.

You can't go there on the weekends. It's way too crowded. It was a rainy day. Did you go to Amsterdam or Societies? More expensive. We decided to cut our losses and go home. That sucks. It was fine. That's not a fun bar to just stand in either.

There's no place to chill. Yeah, it smells horrible. Oh, there's nothing worse than being in a bar where you're in the way. You can't get out of the way. Especially people playing pool. I just go home. Just being in the way is the worst feeling.

That might be one of the worst. Standing in a dive bar where you're in a main traffic area and everyone just keeps being like, excuse me, excuse me, just go home. Just quit. There's so many people in the office today. Like, I'm in the way everywhere I turn.

Yeah. There's a lot of people. Actually, no. Fuck it. They're in the way. Yeah. This is your home. We're sitting at our desk and they were just on top of us.

Yeah, you're right. This is my turf. The office is abuzz. Got all the people here. Yep. I won it all solo. I won the whole tournament. Spoiler alert.

Oh! Congratulations. Kyle gets hurt. Frank quits. How is Frank's mental? I think you could do a good job. Did you see what Frank did today? He's like, Nick, I'm ready for today.

He pulled up a pill bottle and shook it. He went to a dispensary to do an edible before trivia. What? What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Ty? I mellow him out. That seems horrible.

That's a good idea. No, that's a good idea. Mellows him out. Focus on one thing. Did you guys see the clip of Frank at the Mets game? Yes. He was losing it. And it was rare.

Oh, wow, TJ, you had it. He's kicking somebody out. Yeah, he kicked these kids out. Get out! Or Heil Hitler, we don't know. The Mets won this game, right? They won those four games, right? Yeah. But this is authentic Frank from a distance.

That's the thing, yeah. So there's no camera on him. No. Except for the one that we saw. Mr. Ferone. Ferone! Sorry for being late. No apologies necessary.

No apologies accepted either. Oh, fuck off, Sass. I haven't seen you in weeks. Dude, how was the live show? It turned out really good. Everybody was bugging the hell out, but it turned out awesome. I was going to go,

but they said that my ticket was canceled. Yeah. I was like, I really don't even want to sell tickets for this. And then I was like, okay, $20. And then I saw the tickets are $60. I was like, that's not what we're trying. We're not going to make money off this. It's like exclusive.

It's not live trivia. It's an NBA play. Filling intimate details. It went so good, though. That's awesome. Good team bonding. Did you go to the game? No, but we just had a nice night in Boston.

You know, it was good to team bond. We never had, like, drinks together or anything like that, really. Oh, sick. You flew private, right? We flew private back. New York? Yeah, but to Westchester. It was way

slower than flying regular remember we did that once with uh oh you might not have been on that flight maybe you were for college football and they they flew us to westchester because it was a storm and it was like the flight was shorter than the drive yeah it might as well have been to connecticut westchester's on the verge of Connecticut. So I was bitching so much about having to fly private. I was bougie as hell. A bad person. It's like a 20-minute flight. It was nothing of a flight, and then like a four-hour drive through the rain on Sunday.

Dude, it fucking sucked. You know what? I flew from Cleveland to Detroit this weekend. It was a 24-minute flight. Yeah. We maxed out at 12,000 feet. Kyle and I were flying from Atlanta to Chattanooga, which is a 20 24 minute flight. Yeah. We maxed out at 12,000 feet. Kyle and I were flying from Atlanta to Chattanooga

which is a 20 minute flight and we had a two and a half hour delay. Oh. Oh. Yeah. It's a 90 minute drive. We're driving a car. Yeah.

Is the alternative better? Like renting, getting an Uber? Yeah. Everyone was like why aren't you driving because I don't have a car. Yeah.

I'd rather fly than Uber for two and a half hours. Facts. But all the bullshit at the airport? I don't know. Are you enjoying what's happening to the Celtics? I mean, yeah. It's fucking awesome. I'm making a living on Greeny, Hank, Dave, and Coley's timeline.

Yeah. I'm just posted up reading all their fucking copes. And that's my cope, honestly. We got our shit kicked in, and now they're getting their shit kicked in. I did a foolish, foolish move last night. Oh, no. Chase the Celtics?

I bet on them originally, and then I doubled down when they were plus 1,800. To win? The fourth quarter? No, it was in the third. It was between the third and the fourth, yeah. They didn't play any of the starters in the fourth. I know.

I wasn't aware that that was going to happen. Dude, the B team looks way better than their good guys. Dylan Brown was checked out. They gave him a max. Big mistake. Yeah. My golden rule is don't but never bet on the playoffs. You can't account for so many different intangibles.

I wish one of us here did that. Yeah, didn't bet on the playoffs. You can't account for so many different intangibles. I wish one of us here did that. It didn't fit on the playoffs. What's the record in the playoffs? Your empire is sinking. Someone said that you have a... Are you talking about me? No.

Someone said that you're under 500 since January? I would be surprised if that's the fact. Probably right around there, though. Yeah, you're... I don't think so. I'm probably a little bit above. That's really bad, Jay.

I'm under.500 in the playoffs. So, Steven, you have released today's pick early, right after you lost. Yep. You're chasing that high of the win, or you were very confident in the pick? No, the line was too low in our book. The lines have been beating you over the head

like a drum. Yeah, it hasn't been good. But people are saying, take time off, take time off. In the season, I committed one pick a day, every day NBA's on. I'm not going to do that next year. I have to say, similar to Roan, just following timelines, I love watching your loss videos. I have to say, similar to Roan just following timelines, I love watching your lost videos because I think you're very close to breaking.

So are you in a sauna when you record those? Yeah. You are? Yeah, sometimes. Okay. He's going to break. We're going to get tears. I've had a couple pretty brutal ones. Speaking of betting. talking about fucking war

Brooks Koepka I finished 40th yesterday in the PGA Championship pretty cool that's worth the money? I said that to him, I was like I finished 40th he's like what? I was like well I won the same as the 40th guy amazing I did nothing but sit on my couch

that's a good finish that is kind of, that is. That's kind of humbles the PGA Tour guys. I'm the 40th best golfer in the world. Those guys should just pick up gambling. Goddamn fools. They want Brooks right before he wins. Yeah.

Pretty good system. Yeah, if they all colluded, just bet the guy. Brandon. Yes. Got a Rasslin interview and i want to get out of this you can have rasslin back pull up subscribe to the page you can have it back watch his interview this close to 50 if i could just get to 50 i think 50 is a strong number 50 what we're 48 subscribers you think that that will bring it back i think it will help yeah matt cardona your

most recent interview is a good interview Second right there on the latest. 50 views in six minutes isn't terrible. Oh, that's mine. That one's my interview. That's my interview. Let's boost those numbers up, please, everyone. Oh, nice.

You got peak gas? I reached out. That's huge, Nick. Everyone please go watch that after the Yak. Maybe keep it open and let it... So let's get that Rasslin' at 50k, because I talked to Erica, I talked to Ricky, and she said

there would be a nice little bump if I get this page to 50k subs. I'm going to actually pull it up right now. Play on mute. I'm going to go to the Apple store after this and pull it up on every computer. Just run it all night. Wrestling. But after this, I'm retiring from the wrestling game.

No, Nick, you can't. Look at the success that it's had since you got in the game. What more is there for me to do? Yeah, but I mean, you just. Joey Abbs. There's always Joey Abbs. Shit, I didn't think of that. I should not have interviewed somebody that's a part of a posse.

Yeah, there's a whole posse. I'm just going to play this. It's not really necessary. It does help me, so yeah. I'm retiring after this. It's yours again. It's a retirement interview. Only because I wanted to give it to you.

That's got to hurt. He could keep it if he wanted to. Let me work the cameras, Brandon. I did it. I got it to 50K. I got my big bump from Erica. It was not to 50K. Come on now.

All right. You got a merch bonus too, right? I did, yeah. Yeah. That's strong. Hard to do. I have enough money. That bump that I got is probably enough to move a family of six across the country.

Damn. Damn. Yeah. And I don't have to worry about that. It's just me. You might move back to and from Chicago four times. I'll be to and fro all I want. Moving truck arrives, send it back. Just for fun.

Yeah. Got something. Keep the meter running. Fuck it. It's the busiest flight path back and fun. Yeah. I got something. Keep the meter running. Fuck it. It's the busiest flight path back and forth. Yeah. New York to Chicago. Every 45 minutes you can get one. Busiest flight path in the world. Is that true?

I thought New York LA was. No. That wouldn't make sense. That's a long distance. O'Hare is the biggest airport. Denver is the biggest airport. Atlanta is the busiest. Atlanta is the biggest airport. Or no, Denver is the biggest airport. Atlanta's the busiest. Atlanta's the busiest. The biggest I thought was Dallas.

No, I googled this because I thought Detroit was. I thought the area of the Dallas airport was the size of Manhattan. Denver's bigger? We're doing airport talk.

I like this. I looked it up. It said Denver was haunted. Yeah. Who has the most terminals, though? Most terminals.

He's a stand-up comic, so I think he'd know about airports. I meant in America, not on the ground. Yeah, come on, in America. Asia probably has. Oh, my God. Let's talk about Asia here.

Keep your feet on the ground. L.A.? Yeah. L.A. to San Francisco. I must have gotten bad intel from whatever. I'm going to look up whatever website. There's New York, Los Angeles before New York, Chicago. This isn't in order.

Yeah, this isn't in order. It was more to New York, Los Angeles. There's New York, Chicago. What's your guys' favorite thing to do in an airport? Fly. Plan and sit. I love that shit. Urius.

A.com says that Denver. Oh, no. This says Dallas. I'm a damn fool. Oh, it says what you'll read about Denver International Airport is number one. I was wrong, fully. I'm more confused now than when you started reading. I have no idea. Now I'm lost. Brandon was right. I was wrong, fully. I'm more confused now than when you started reading. I have no idea.

Now I'm lost. Brandon was right. I was wrong as well. I think it is Dallas. It says with a surface area of around 27 square miles, Dallas is the second biggest airport. That's the outside ground space, right? That's not the inside, what's covered, and what you sit in. This feels like this should be a pretty straight answer, right?

Why are they giving you fucking clues? Yeah, there shouldn't be. It should just be a number. Everything is bigger in Texas. Number one, Denver, Colorado. There we go. It's haunted. Number two, Dallas.

Is it haunted or does it just kill you? D, Orlando, Washington. You're always on way.com. I'm always on way. Now I'm on AirAdvisor. Much more reliable website. O'Hare is seven. Steven, how was your wiffle ball game this weekend?

What? I didn't play in one. Okay. Wow. You're sassy about not playing one. Well, he's at – First, others, what is your best wiffle ball pitch? I think that's a good question.

I bet a lot of people have a lot of different pitches. Also, his last question is, what is a realistic scenario where you would ever wear a cape in your modern day life? That's hilarious. What did you do this weekend? Me. Good, brother?

I was better than ever, and then I saw three people littering recreationally. What? Not even for convenience sake. Just for fun? Three people, early 20s, just throwing their fast food bag, their lid, every five steps.

There was garbage cans. They had to ruin my day, so I followed them for like three extra blocks to try to hear what the people like this, what do they converse about? What are they like? What did you find out? They didn't get close enough.

Shit. Did you pick up their shit? No. If you're going to put in extra effort, why not just pick up their shit? Should have accosted them. What if you got closer? We got to get back to the Yak spots. I'm glad I didn't.

You got to accost them next time. They just turn around and be like, Kyle, I want to kiss Coyne. You would have had to have kissed those litters I'm like the biggest Yak fan in the world Imagine if that's actually just a bait car for Kyle Just litter and he'll find you He'll follow you and do nothing Listen, I used to be one of the predominant litterer on campus

Really? This was for convenience sake I don't want to hold trash in my hands But they were thrill-seeking with it. You guys will litter food, right? Because that's like... I don't litter. I actually don't think I've ever littered.

No, not on purpose. Well, I've reached in my pocket and a receipt's fallen out. I was like, I'm not bending. I've had trash from my car blow out of the window. Is that littering? How much trash are you getting? You have a receipt. If you have a receipt or something, then it blows out of the window.

It is littering. I picked up trash from my grandma's yard once as I was leaving her house, and I just threw it in my car. I was like, I'll throw it out when I get to the gas station. And a bunch of earwigs came out of it and started. Oh. Okay, well, that's it. You just tossed that shit in the fucking street.

Yeah. I know. Get rid of it. It's been learned. Now don't pick it up. If you eat a banana in the car and throw out the, is that littering? No. No.

Food is not. Food is not. It's not degradable pick it up. If you eat a banana in the car and throw out the, is that littering? No. No. Food is not. Food is not. How degradable. How degradable. The birds will eat it. That's what you kind of have to tell yourself. I have a friend who doesn't like ice cream cones, so he'll eat it, till the cone, and then throw it out.

That's fine. Very bizarre. How degradable. Cone's also the best part. He's preaching to the choir on this one. Yeah, no, I'm a cone for life. I gotta go pick. That lasts a one. I'm cone for life. I gotta go, Pete. No, you don't.

No, you don't. Brandon, so the dozen is going on right now. Brandon is so anxious that he can't watch and lord over everything that's going on. Two minutes. No. You're Allen today, and you're staying in your seat. Nobody's playing right now. No one's playing right now.

Plus, you're chicken. Sometimes you just have to accept. You have to say, I am not in control of this. Correct. All right, go. Two minutes, go. Nobody's playing. Go. All one's playing right now. Sometimes you just have to accept it and say, I am not in control of this. Correct. All right, go. Two minutes, go. Nobody's playing. Go.

Go. Go. You get a two-minute break right now. If they haven't started, they haven't started. Good point, Sass. You can't control it. Just relax. No, I know what he wants to do.

He wants to hear the answers because he knows that eliminates it from being an answer in his. Like a celebrity matchup. Oh, you said Lisa Kudrow. It's not going to be Lisa Kudrow for mine. Or this area of questioning. That's not true because Zach Braff is like 50% of celebrity matches. I actually had a moment last night. I was in the office and Gooch and Jeff were setting everything up.

And I walked by his desk and I was like, oh, Simon Cowell nailed it. Celebrity mashup. And he's like, well, yeah, we haven't mashed it up yet. And I was like, fuck. That's how bad I am at this. I was like, I thought I fucking... Kyle, they could just give you celebrity and I don't know if you...

I could, yeah. I realize I haven't looked at people's faces until like this year of my life. This is the year? Yeah. How do you identify people? Voices or like knees? I'll go out of the interaction and not remember anything about the person. Not anymore, right?

Yeah, I've changed. Since you started your protocol? Yeah. What's your protocol? Day. What's your protocol? Day 27. Of the protocol. Come on, let's hear the protocol. I'd rather not.

We got to hear the protocol. It's just all the things. The cold shower. Morning sunlight. What do you call the sunlight? Parcels. 10 minutes of parcels? 10 to 20.

20, yeah. Touch a tree? I'm stretching. Walk right away, stretch, mobility. Can I touch a tree? You're stretching. Walk right away, stretch, mobility. Can I touch a tree? You're supposed to touch a tree, right? That reminds me. I'm obsessed with climbing now.

Oh, you're back. You're back on climbing? Not myself, just the people who do this. I watch Free Solo. Then The Alpinist. And these are the top athletes in the world. Free Solo was wild because that dude, like his girlfriend, that storyline where his girlfriend was like, I'm just so nervous. He's like, well, I don't care.

Yeah. I ended up. He did not care whatsoever that like if he dies, people will mourn him. Those guys are nuts. The Alpinist, the dude is fucking. He's that guy times like two. Really? The Alpinist?

That guy from Free Solo is in the alpinist, right? Yeah, yeah. He's like, that guy's crazy. Yeah, he's like, that guy's nuts. This guy, Marc-Andre Leclerc, is the craziest man in the world. What a name. He does it. He'll just like climb with ice picks.

He'll like Free Solo a fucking ice wall. What? The best part... I haven't been trekked before, so he's just guessing. And he's doing it solo, and he keeps winning. Can I see a clip? The funniest part of that whole documentary is when they're, like, they're talking about how hard it is to, like, get in touch with him,

and they're, like, mid-documentary, and they're like, hey, we got to do the interview today. And he's like, oh, I'm in, like, Nepal. He's, like, left the country. Yeah, he was gone. They're like, fuck. I have to send, like, another filmmaker. I think both of them are terrible people. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was gone. I have to send another filmmaker. I think both of them are terrible people.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're all on acid and fucking... He ended up marrying... Alex Honnold married her, and they have a kid now. Yeah, they have a kid, and he still doesn't care.

What the fuck? How does that work? That's not a spot where you can... It was the scariest thing I've ever done was watch this documentary. You won't be comfortable. He's not scared at all. He doesn't have even a healthy,

okay, my senses are more acute because I'm so aware of my death. His heart rate probably isn't even elevated. But you can't do that and be scared or you will die. Well, they did an MRI on Honnold, and his amygdala just didn't activate. It doesn't exist, really? Yeah. He doesn't feel fear. I have a question, though.

I mean, that's like all those dudes, like the NIMS dude from the Seven Peaks documentary. They did studies on him, and his body just doesn't need as much oxygen as the normal body. That's why he's able to hike those mountains so easily. I have a question, though. When they're doing that, isn't the film guy doing the same thing? They're doing drones or they have the rope. Oh. Okay, drones.

Pretty sure they're tethered, too. So this guy, he would just go and free solo the craziest peaks in the world without telling a soul, and no one would even know. He's a purist. He's a dirtbag. That's what they call it. They call it a dirtbag. They all live out of their cars. They're all homeless. There's a whole documentary about this.

What's the dirtbag? There's a documentary called The Dirtbag and it's about this dude who did this and he would hike these mountains his entire life until he was like 90 and then he just died. It's a good documentary. He said like 50% of them, the free soloists, die.

Is that worse than the wingsuit people? No. The wingsuit is dumb. That's 100%. What is the wingsuit? The people that just jump off of bridges with a wing suit. He's dead? I don't want to spoil it, but he died in the lamest way.

Wait, the Free Solo guy? Yeah. Wait, who? Not the Alpinist? No, not the Alpinist. The Jean-Luc. He died in an avalanche. Wait, wait.

Who died? The Alpinist, dude. He died? You didn't watch the end of the movie? I watched the documentary. No, I didn't finish it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Wait, he's dead? He dies in the worst way. Oh, my God. In the documentary? I go forward finish it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, he's dead? He dies in the worst way. Oh, my God. In the documentary? I go forward to see. I was like halfway through it. Dies while they're in the process of filming. Oh, then, yeah.

That would have been the scariest thing I've done by far then if I finished. It sucks because he doesn't die free soloing. He dies in an avalanche, like on his way to free solo. Oh, that sucks. They never found him. I was going to say, this guy has to die eventually. I have no idea. I probably not.

Yeah, I don't think they ever, him and one other guy died together, and I don't think they like, I think they're just like in the mountains somewhere now. You just started it and didn't finish it? Yeah. How'd you not finish it? It's like an hour and a half long. I thought I could get away with the lie. I thought.

It's like when Jerry DM'd the Murdoch. Yeah. Piece of shit, and then he got to episode three Murdoch. Yeah. Piece of shit. And then he got to episode three and he died. Yeah. I should have finished it. I got nervous watching the Blackberry movie this weekend. I watched it too.

I did too. I haven't seen it yet. No spoilers. No spoilers. It was very good. It's like social network vibes. It was awesome. With Glenn Howerton.

Glenn Howerton is so good. He's a phenomenal actor. He just turns into always sunny Glenn. He does. I've got to watch it. Is it like the air movie? It's the history of Blackberry? Yes.

It's them discovering the Blackberry and putting it out, and it goes all the way up to when the iPhone came out. Is it in theaters? Yes. Very interesting. I remember my dad always used to wear his on his belt, and he'd be like, got my Crackberry on me all the time. The comedy in that movie is really good.

That's hilarious. If you die in an avalanche, do you die from broken bones, or do you die from freezing to death, or do you die from not being able to- Lack of oxygen. It probably depends on the avalanche, but some avalanches, it's definitely just impact. Yeah, really. But also, when you get buried, you just die. Did you see tree holes? Yeah.

I went down a tree hole rabbit hole this year. Say you're skiing down a mountain, and there's all the pine trees on the mountain. Oh, is that video? They get hollowed out a little bit, and skiers are like, oh, this will be fun to go around, but they don't realize all the snow around the tree. Like, do you know what I mean when it snows,

but there's like ice around the tree? Yeah. And skiers will go into those, and the snow is so soft around the trees that they'll go right in or they'll fall upside down. And people die every year. There's like hundreds of people skiing by them, but they don't see these people who flipped upside down in the tree holes. You're hearing people pass you and you're upside down. Yeah, and people who have done it say, like, I could hear my family skiing by me and and none of them knew I was fully buried three feet under the ground next to this pine tree.

The scariest part about that shit is how they don't know which way is up. They're just digging, and they're like, I don't know where the fuck I'm digging right now. Yeah, don't they have backpacks that inflate? That blow up. Yeah, that help. I think that's for before you're buried. Shit. I think that's like a sled almost.

I only go snow tubing. Yeah. Doing anything is dumb. Stupid. Bunny Hill for me. Or if you just go to a ski resort, that will not happen. Or these back mountains. Yeah.

It has to suck. Say you're going whitewater rafting and things go wrong. I think my last thought would be like, damn, I did not have to be in this situation. I didn't have to do this. I think I could survive whitewater rafting, though. You just float to the next tree. It depends on the rocks. What about the waterfall? You're hitting rocks hard. You can't swim well enough.

I can swim like a fish. You'd give up. Big fish. If you were down underwater for like five seconds, you'd be like, alright, that's it. I wouldn't give up that fast. Also, the water's not that deep on Whitewater Rapids. You're not going to be under it. It's the rocks.

The rocks are the danger. No, there's like, one thing I learned, I went water rafted when I was really young and you wear like sandals when you're doing it. Was this a Disney ride?

No. But they said if your sandal gets caught on a rock, you just drown because it just pushes you forward and your foot is like hooked in and you're just getting pushed down into the water. I mean, that was just a thing they told you.

No, they told us that. Yeah. I mean, it's probably true. You've been whitewater rafting? The Ohio Pile. Oh, yeah. Like 10 times. Hey, that's how Moana almost died at the beginning of the movie.

Really? Speaking of. Coral. Yeah. I looked good. A rock at the birthday party. Was it appreciated? Oh, yeah.

Everyone loved it. You're in the birthday party. Was it appreciated? Oh, yeah. Everyone loved it. You're in the middle of a lot of people. Yeah. So I went to get the pizza for the party, dressed as Howie. And walking back, Ro knows this, our neighborhood is like the most photographed neighborhood in the world. There was a wedding party full of stoolies. Oh, is that what happened? I had ten pizzas in my arms,

and they were just chirping me endlessly. And I was like, I'd rather be anywhere but here. That was all for you? Yeah. It's the busiest, like most touristy, like just people flock there to take pictures and make fun of dudes with pizza in their arms.

I only had to take two pictures dressed as Maui with stoolies. That's hilarious. Those are rare collector's edition. That is unagraphable. That picture is crazy. Yeah. It's a good costume, too. It was, yeah.

Abracadabra. And my daughter was Moana. My son was Heihei the chicken. So it was very fun. They were going crazy. Yeah, I felt like an idiot. No, you looked awesome. I felt like a fucking moron.

You're very lucky to grow up in this time, or kids to grow up in this time, where Moana's their favorite movie. I had to go through Frozen. Oh, yeah. It was worse. Frozen. It was a fine movie, but it gets old way quicker than Moana gets old. I've seen Moana now 200 times.

I don't think I'll get sick of it. Moana's a fantastic movie. I've seen Frozen hundreds of times. That came out when my sisters were really young. And that movie's good. It's good. Is there a scary part of it? Yeah. Okay, because I was going to say, my son's being a pussy. He's like, I don't want to watch it. It's scary. I've never seen it.

Let the parents die, obviously. Oh, okay. What was the conversation that led up to you being in that costume? My daughter was having a Moana birthday party. Did you volunteer? Oh, yeah. I was just like, this would be funny. Oh, yeah.

The dad move. Dad move, yeah. Also, Amazon makes it so, like, it was like a spur of the moment. I'll buy a Maui costume. And it was there, like, two hours later. That's a good costume, too. You didn't think of just getting the rock to come? I asked. I reached out, and you couldn't make it that would have been awesome although all the kids would have been like who's this yeah

who's this get out of the car you'll be doing the point yeah i also had a moment at the party where because like now it's like you get in like these party circuits where you see the same parents and stuff. This one dad showed up. It was like this pizza fair game. I was like, yep. Took two slices and then just walked off on his phone and never came back. But I knew he was the dad of one of the kids. But I was just like, what a power move.

Just didn't attend the party. Takes a box. Yeah, just got some pizza and left. I started doing that. That's awesome. Do kids like 2D movies or is it only 3D Pixar and up? You know what I mean? Can you work in an old Lion King?

You've been doing Little Mermaid. Yeah. Little Mermaid, old one. I got on Surf's Up. Surf's Up's a good-ass movie. Yeah. I re-watched Surf's Up. It's not 2D, though, is it?

Surf's Up's 2D. It is? I thought it was like CGI. I think it's CGI. Well, my kids is it? Surf's Up's 2D. It is? I thought it was like CGI. I think it's CGI. Well, my kids did start Blippi, finally, so that ruined it. I don't know how to do that. There's no going back once they see it. Yeah, and we were sitting watching last night, and I just turned to my wife.

I was like, I've seen that guy shit in another guy's asshole. Yeah, that's Blippi. There's Frank. Still one of the funniest videos ever. I wish he would just own it. Address it. Shitting in an ass is a cheat code for comedy. I've never laughed harder. Steezy Grossman.

He's shit in another guy's ass. He might have been the one who's getting shit in his asshole now that I think of it. That's not funny. You're a prop at that point. Yeah, that's true. And that means you didn't come up with the idea. Yeah, you definitely relate to the idea. Exactly.

You missed the writer's room. That's a tough sell. So we got an idea. You're not going to love it. Good news is you just have to spread your ass cheeks and stand there. You don't have a lot of action. There it is.

All time Hall of Fame video. You probably get so pissed when we bring this up. What do you have to eat to make your shit move like that? I had a shit yesterday that was like that. Like one that it was just one push.

So what did you eat? One push and it just trapped door. You look in the toilet. It was just, you know, when it's just one push. Yeah, so what did you eat? One push and it just... A trap door. You look in the toilet. It's like a Jackson Pollock. Oh, my God. Like when somebody's, like, the airlock opens on a sandwich.

Yeah. I think it's a combination of flying and drinking and... Fried food. Fried food. Drinking and fried food. Flying is what does it to me. Really? I know some people that get backed up by flying.

Can't poop for days because of flying. Oh, dude. It's the worst. Flying sucks. I can't poop at all. Good thing you decided to be a comedian. Yeah, it's starting to drive me nuts. I mean, you picked the one job that you have to fly constantly.

I know. It's just the day that I get there and then the shows that night, I'm just miserable until I'm up on stage. It's like, ugh, it's the worst.

Why? I'm shitting every 30 seconds. I'm nervous. You still get nervous? For the first show of the weekend because if it's a club I've never done,

I get so nervous. It's good. Alan is getting very get so nervous. It's good. Alan is getting very anxious right now. Yeah, you're getting really anxious. Yawning is not an anxious man's move. Sitting forward. Are you the next match after this one? No, he's playing forever.

Oh, yeah, I am. The next match. Nah. Play at 2.30. Nah. Nah. We've got to do this show. Yeah.

This show goes until 3.30. Well, I'll be do this show. Yeah. This show goes until 3.30. Well, I'll be leaving the show. Nope. I have not allowed. Yeah, y'all fuck with Jeff D. Lowe. Okay. You're not fucking with me. Is that a threat?

I know. What the hell was that? Is that a threat? I do fuck with Jeff D. Lowe, by the way. You fuck with him. You fuck with him constantly. Yeah, but I'm part of the crew. Part of the dozen crew.

Brandon's show. Do you think the viewers would drop if you left the show forever? Probably not. But they wouldn't go up. They would never go up. What if we just got Nick instead? Good replay.

What if we doubled his time? That would be great. I do want to go. Can I just go check? No. Let me just go check. No. The game is happening. It's going to great. You can hold me on two teams. I do want to go. Can I just go check? No. Let me just go check. No. The game is happening.

It's going to happen. You can, too. You have nothing to do with it. You think Big Cat's going to hit you if you leave? You should. If he leaves, you should put the backhand in. I will strike you. I will strike you.

Roll up the prep sheet and hit him on the nose. I will strike you down. What are you going to get out of going out there? I don't know. So go and come back right now. Two minutes. Leave the sandwich. We know you come back.

Put it in your pocket. Jesus Christ. You want to do the high noon ad while this guy's out of here? This is good timing. Yeah, I want to do it. High noon. Hard seltzer. And it's the tequila.

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Is he going to watch them? Be on his phone. He's so excited and nervous. He's so excited. Can we get that wrestling video up to 7 million views? We're almost to 1,000. Let's get it to 7 mil.

7 mil is achieving. Look at him. He's just standing in the corner just watching. What the hell's wrong with him? Has their team won anything? Nothing. They won the tournament that was the... That you went out and cheated.

Right. But they lost the trophy. Yeah, they lost the trophy because remember, I had that now. Yes, you bought it. You sold it. Bought it. He sold it. You bought it. Booze, what's up, dude? We should have said you're here. Yeah, what up, Booze? How's it going, guys?

Has anyone found out what Zal was tweeting about? No. Still no. You weren't here on uh friday i wasn't here on friday that was get to the bottom of anything you tried to in the group chat i tried to right away i was like because you knew one tweet you're like oh this could go and then the minute he did the second you're like oh this is a thing now he's he's subtweeting someone. His response to you in the group chat made me... I had to repeat it like three times. I still don't get it. What did he say? He was like, he's still drunk.

He turns more Jamaican when he gets... Yeah. Man, I'm a see and I snort diary. Chad Hanks on everyone. Oh, man. He was mad at someone or something.

It sounded like someone wanted him out. He felt someone wanted him out. He was mad they had to fill his role at the office. Is it about Booze? I don't want to get anyone wrong. You know what a drama queen Booze is.

Booze is the one who also shit on the toilet. I do not. I was actually very nervous. A lot of people still think it's you. When we were just talking about poop there, I was actually very nervous that this was going to come up. Oh, of course it was. Yeah, it was always going to come up. Anybody ever start calling you Poos?

No, that's good, though. Okay. Next time you shit on the toilet seat. I mean, you saw the shit, and you didn't do anything. Because I knew what it would lead to, and I overthought myself is what it was. I don't know if I'd say I didn't do anything. Because I knew what it would lead to and I overthought myself is what it was. I don't know if I'd say I wouldn't do anything. Yeah. What would you do?

I mean. Yeah, I guess actually now that you say it, it's not like I'd clean it up. No. I would leave the bathroom right away. No way I wouldn't be over it. I'd be like oh, oh, and shut the door. Make a big scene. Hey, someone make it clear that it wasn't you. There's a different man's poop on the seat.

Brandon, would you glean from that two minutes? How do you feel? It's a good match. Your upper lip's sweating. He just drank. I just drank. Nobody is so anxious. You're nervous.

You're nervous. You know it means a lot. It's going to affect your mood one way or the other. I am nervous. I'm nervous. Yeah, just embrace it. And the thing is, you won't know if you win this all until, like, much later. Here's the issue.

Y'all don't care the level I do, but every one of y'all care if you win or not. Right. I think caring is cool, but you put your caring on other people with the way you act. The anxiety is, anxiety is palpable. Would you rather get eight questions correct and lose or get one correct and fuck up a bunch and win? One correct and win. Oh, chance. That is the biggest lie of all time.

I'm not Kirk Minahan. I'm a team guy. I'm a team guy. It's all about individual performance. At least Kirk is honest about who he is. Honestly in everything in life, that's what it is about. I've done the individual stuff. I need the team.

I need the win now. We got to win. Who's on your team? You. Yeah, see what you just said there? I said we. I need the win. I said we got to win.

You changed it to we when you realized. You want at least three right. Three? If I got three right, that would be depressing. You would love nothing more than to lose 15 to 13, and you got 12 out of 13 right. No, because I've done that. If you had the flu and couldn't make it to Chicago for the final four,

would you want them to win? Yes. No way. No way. That is the most. No way. That is a blatant. You're lying.

Dude, when I play Call of Duty with my friends, and I have the least amount of damage on our team and we're getting close to the end, I pray that we lose. I'm like, I don't want to be the one that did the least. Right. It's a guy without any grass stains on his jersey. Exactly. After a hard-fought game.

You can't celebrate that win. You didn't do anything. You didn't earn it. Yeah, but Michael Jordan still made his one six rings. Right, but they don't get, like, they're not celebrating the same way. Andy Brown had three rings. They're not celebrating the same way. I think they did. You could get every

question right in the dozen, and the fan, like, the dozen fans aren't going to be like, awesome game by Brandon. I think they would. No, they wouldn't. No matter what. Softball questions by Jeff. Yes, that show is objectively good and objectively popular, and it only ever gets negative feedback from people that love the show.

That's true. We are so fucking negative about every episode. It could be like a perfect episode, great game, great back and forth, and they're only going to be negative. Questions are too easy or shit like that. Someone spoiled it even though they didn't. He's a new host even though he does every goddamn thing on the show. Those are the guys. The guys who spend

the lead up to the dozen tournament watching every piece of Barstool content and be like oh he spoiled it. He said like Brandon had a bad day on Thursday. He did have a bad day today. Don't get me. This will get spoiled.

It will slip. Not by us. RDT probably will. Yeah. A loose lip RDT. It will slip. Not by us. Not by us. RDT probably will. Yeah, a loose lip RDT. For sure will. Castellani's here. Yeah. He's an in-the-way guy. I'll just say it.

I've heard like four times already today where he's just been standing in the middle of the hallway. Oh, you bumped him? He doesn't know what to say. I'm just feeling like, what's going on? He also is a, he's actually kind of like Mincy. Like, it feels like he always has something he's about to tell you. But there's nothing. Yeah.

He's always about to say the M word. Mincy's back on his feet, though. He is. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's more things coming with it. Nate is not back. Yeah, what? No, feet, though. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's more things coming with it. Nate is not back. Yeah, what?

No, no, that's terrible. How bad did he break his leg? Shattered five bones stepping out of a car. Did anyone go to the concert with him? Nate didn't. Robbie. He went with Robbie Fox. He was in the car with Connor Griffin.

Oh. Oh, well, let's. Did Connor watch it? Yes. Well, let's get Connor down here. Because I need to know, how do you step out of a cab? He had no explanation. I talked to him for a while.

How? He had no explanation. He stepped away. He's always stepped 10,000 times before this past year. Is this a ticking time bomb of a leg? Yeah. What does it look like? Yeah, I wanted a picture.

You know who was his doctor? Dr. Dan. Yeah. Hit me up. Oh, really? Coincidentally? I was was his doctor? Dr. Dan. Yeah. Hit me up. The guy who gave me the test? Oh, really? Coincidentally? I was putting the screws to Dr. Dan. I was like, he can play in the World Series of Poker.

Because I, just Friday, I invested $3,000 in Nate. Right, which makes you think, I don't know, dude. It's kind of convenient. Isn't it a sitting tournament? It's literally who can sit the longest. Mm-hmm. And he said, but he has to be elevated. Yeah, he has to elevate it once an hour.

But still, I'm sure that there's been other people at the World Series of Poker that had a broken leg. Put your foot up. Dude, you could go to the World Series of Poker fully paralyzed and still play completely fine. Yeah. You could flip the car. Probably happen.

Think about the story. Who wins it all? Injury, default. Think about the story. Who wins it all? Injury, defaults, and an underdog story. Dave Grohl did Foo Fighters concerts with a broken leg. Come on. Phil Rivers played the AFC Championship game with torn ACL. Ron Blair didn't even have ACLs. Yeah.

Chet Holmgren's injury. The mic is fucked. Okay, so Connor, what happened? I was just in the office at like 11 o'clock or 11.30, and then Nate came in with a bunch of people from the Blink-182 concert. What the hell? Yeah.

And they were like, we're going to a bar. You're coming with. I'm like, all right. Actually, that's exactly how Nate would do it. Yep. Nate, he was having a good time. Like he was saying, it was like the best concert he'd ever been to. This was post-injury?

No, pre-injury. So we all get into an Uber. Wait, it's a worry we should stop for a second congrats on the viva hours thank you very much shout out for solely grinding uh so yeah we get into an uber and it was a suburban and you know how when you get out of a suburban there was like the, whatever you call it. He missed the ledge. And he didn't fall on the ground or anything like that. He just landed awkwardly. Can you show us? Can you kind of give a pantomime? Can you use that as like you're up in the... What noise did he make?

I didn't hear a noise. There was no noise. He just got up and he was like, Woo! No, no, no. He just got up and he was like, Oh, fuck. up he was like oh fuck i think i just broke my foot and i'm the only sober one there i'm like dude no you didn't like stop and i felt really bad when i saw the tweet it was like oh my god he actually broke did he go to the bar that was the thing i was like dude we're at the bar like let's just go inside and it was a line of us crowded bar

line of us trying to get to the actual bar to get a drink. He was the caboose. And I looked behind me as we're close to the bar, and he's nowhere to be found. And so he kind of Irish goodbyed. And I was like, I guess he wanted to go home. Damn. And, oh, yeah, he was going home because he was in that much pain. It was literally the first time I'd ever been, like, around Nate.

Wow. I felt bad. So I have to reach out to him. I have to, you know. So then you were with his friends, or they were also barbers? Barbers, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, some other people who were at the concert,

and they were just like, come with us. Nate talked down bad. That sucks. I mean, I feel bad, too, because there are cool ways to break a bone. Right. This was the least cool way possible. Yeah, this was the least cool way possible. Yeah, this was the least cool way possible. And you add in the fact right before summer.

Oh. I feel terrible. Broken bone in the summer. He's a rollerblader. Like, if you break your bone in January, you're like, well, what was I going to do anyway? Yeah. It's a 12-month recovery.

Also, dude, being in New York City, fucking, like, it's New York City, fucking... Yeah, you gotta walk everywhere. You gotta six-story hop up. That's a terrible position to be in. I feel really bad. I also feel really bad because I was like, dude, shake it off. It's fine. You're being a pussy.

Maybe if you... I didn't think you could break your foot by missing the ledge of... I didn't know either. You found a way. I know. So I feel really bad, and I hope he gets better, obviously. Well, he's not for a long time.

He was in really, really bad pain, so I hope it works. They didn't give him painkillers either. They didn't? They just said muscle through it. He said he's going to get real, real fat. That would be funny. Probably an easy way to get fat. Oh, yeah. Can't move. But. Probably an easy way to get fat.

Oh, yeah. Can't move. But also a really easy way to get skinny. Yeah, true. Skinny legs. Y'all think he's got the ability to get disgustingly obese? Yes. No.

350? You think he'd get to 350? The year? I think there's a lot of people who actually cannot do that. I don't think they can either. Yeah, and I don't think he can. He could. I think if he put his mind to it, I think he could achieve it.

Yeah, he could do it. All right. Well, thank you, Connor. Thank you. He's also not going to be hungry because he's not going to be moving. You could be hungry from boredom. Yeah, but not like 10,000 calories of being hungry. 600 pounds of life tells you otherwise, dude.

Those people do not move at all, and they get their food. It's like a genetic thing. Yeah, but Rone's right. If you are stuck inside, the only thing you have to look forward to is a new meal. Yeah, you're seeking that dopamine from the food. I don't move. God damn, that would fuck up my protocol. It's a kingdom come.

I don't know what I would do. Yeah, you would. Thank God it didn't happen to me. Better not do that. We have to do assisted suicide. Did you guys see that? There's a bottle. That didn't happen to me. Better not say that. We have to do like assisted suicide. Did you guys see that? There's a- That bottle?

No, the girl who's doing like TikToks with her grandmother who's about to have assisted suicide. Yeah, she's like, last dinner ever with my grandma before she kills herself. And they're like super dressed up. That shit is weird as fuck. I think I'm very pro-assisted suicide. I don't know if I am. Yeah. I guess I don't give a fuck at all, but-

Do you have a terminal illness that like- I would still chicken out Like if you have a real bad terminal illness And you don't want to live in pain No that makes sense I just saw that video of the person In like the pod and they're like waving And like smiling

I think that would be kind of a cool way to go Oh you can't survive I think a lot of people's family members Pressure them to do it, too, though. I think there's negative stigma. They don't want to deal with this shit. They're like, okay, we've been in the hospital for a week. Let's get him out of here.

I think that it turns into a dicey... Yeah. It's choppy water, murky water. It should only be hockey-assisted suicide, so it has to go through two people. Yeah, an extra assist. In Real Bros. Simi Valley, when he's in the hospital because he broke his legs, and he's like, pull the fucking plug.

He rips the plug out of the wall, and he's like, that was just for the TV. We had Jimmy on today. Oh, really? Yeah, he's the best. We're going to try to get a cameo whenever they bring it back. That show is so funny. It's so good. It's crazy that it hasn't

gotten picked up. It got picked up by Facebook, right? It's been on like four different streaming services. Yeah, that show's really good. Very funny. It's had Durs on too. Yeah. Durs was in the studio. That's like my favorite show of all time.

Workaholics? Yeah. I never watched a bunch of Workaholics. But let's get weird shirt that I got when I was in like sixth grade. Yeah, I was just. Were you getting weird in sixth grade? No. But I used to wear it like every day. I had a tight butthole from finger.

Oh, really? Nice. How do you think the game's going right now? I don't know. It was tight earlier. Y'all want to go check? I'll go check. You can't give spoilers.

Stay, just stay. No spoilers. It was one to one. Still, that's a spoiler. People now know, don't watch the beginning of that match. I bet that Kirk was going to shut out the other team.

Oh, no, stop. You gotta remove yourself. You can't do anything. Come on. Just let it go. You're being weird by not letting me go. I'm nervous because you have a match in 30 minutes, right? Yes. It's already two. Damn near.

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That's a fact. Brandon, what did they do? Brandon, how about... Just did the entire thing. Brandon, how about you want to do a sporkle right now? You want to get your... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's do a sporkle.

Good call. I got you, big man. How about let's name the states? Oh, let's do... Yeah. Let's do sporkle. Sporkle. Yeah, let's sporkle it. Yeah. What do you want to do a sporkle? State capitals. No. Oh, let's do, yeah. Let's do Sporkle. Sporkle. Yeah, let's Sporkle it.

Yeah. What do you want to do with Sporkle? State capitals. No. All the state capitals. Biggest. Come on, come on. Yes, airports.

Do one that will benefit you. Yeah. Okay. Like the five most recent all pros from each team. Okay. There we go. Well, we don't know if that's on there. Yeah, it is.

The Barstool one with like 200 questions. Is there? Yeah. About Barstool? Yeah. I guess it would have to be. It would have to be. You are so.

That was a fine question. You just locked yourself in. I was just trying to. Yeah, we can do the Barstool one. Let's do a Sporkle that you'll actually. This will glean information. I have no idea what a Sporkle is. This is a quiz.

I got his website. Give us a sports Sporkle. Me? Oh, yeah. You're looking right at me when you do it. Give us a quiz. Give us a sports quiz. Just like a sports quiz.

Just like give us one. Oh, they're going to find a Sporkle. I can't believe you don't know what a Sporkle is. You don't Sporkle? Sporkle's a great 20 minute time waster. That's what we need right now for you. Get your mind off that. All sports quizzes on Sporkle with a C.

They're pulling it up. I expected it to be a K. No, it's a C. Let's do big. You guys already got one. This motherfucker. All right. Search. Batting average leaders.

Search MLB. MLB leaders and see what comes up. ML, because you know you'd be the best at this. I don't know. Batting leaders. There you go. Well, 2010 is a little late for me do you like general baseball or general football oh no mlb leaders by year you do that with clemmer every day i do a clemmer

every day you do this one yeah i've done a specific one probably you're a freak we do more 90s stuff though actually this seems like it would be very, very... No, don't do 90s because he does it every day. Very boring. Well, no. We got to get you... No, don't do 70s. 70s is bad.

Just type in MLB and see what comes up. Just MLB. MLB teams. Teams on the map. Easy to go down. There's a lot of... Yeah. MLB 20 for 20. MLB 20 for 20.

Yeah, 20 for 20. Do that. Yeah, give me that one. Okay. There we go. Alright. You're going to need to zoom in so I can see it. Holy shit, this is... Adding title in three decades is George Brett. Okay. Damn. 750 home runs is... Wow, this does suck.

You're just filling in an Excel sheet? Brett, Brett. Yeah, it's homework. Yeah, this sucks. B-R-E-T-T. What's he doing? Watching Brandon do it. Can we print this out and have you just do it to the side?

Aaron and Bonds. Yeah. It's his ass. It blows. It blows so hard. Watching Brandon get in front of him. Williams. Williams.

We know you know him. He's a teen Alex Rodriguez This you could just No that's not how Who's doing this Rodriguez Maybe we go around and say them

So you don't get everyone Brandon You selfish bastard Or like yeah We'll be like your team Matthews Yeah wait Brandon You've had enough

No send them for me Share it For us Share it Or, like, yeah, we'll be, like, your team. Matthews? Yeah, wait. One T? Brandon, you've had enough. Let's go. No, said it was for me. Share it. It's for us. Share it. Okay. 40-game hit streak, Joe DiMaggio. Yep.

Yep. He knows the answer, too. Yep. No, that's yep. You guys let me say it. I would have said it. Totally. D.

I. Shit, it. Totally. D. I. Shit, it's Dave. M. Oh, shit, Sass. No, they made Louis. G-I-O. Fuck. Sass, were you saying that he couldn't sell the Rose Bowl?

I was saying he couldn't sell a Gotham Cup. Rose. You're going to tell how he'll answer. This is stupid. I find it difficult that we can all answer. I'm going to tell the improv place around the corner is stupid. I find a different one that we can all answer. around the corner. Yeah, what was that place? What's the improv place

called, Kate? Oh, the pit? The people say Dave can tell the pit. Do it. No sparkle, no sparkle. No, you do sparkle and everyone goes around

and whoever's last here wins. Let's do sparkle general knowledge. Yeah. And then everyone goes around and if you can't answer it, you're out. Like fifth grade shit. Is that the format of all of them though? Yeah. No then everyone goes around, and if you can't answer it, you're out.

Like fifth grade shit. Is that the format of all of them, though? Yeah. No wonder. No, it's not. Some are photos. Way better versions of this. Tree of general knowledge.

General knowledge, Jeopardy style. Or do you want to do tree? Let's do Jeopardy style. Yeah, Jeopardy style. Well, no, this is going to be like multiple choice. What? Jeopardy ain't multiple choice. I think the-

Oh, okay, go back, go back. We'll play quiz and see what it does, but- Keep going down be multiple choice. What? Jeopardy ain't multiple choice. I think the- Oh, okay. Go back. Go back. We'll play quiz and see what it does. Keep going down. Scroll down. General knowledge grab bag. I love- Okay, that's good.

Yeah, the grab bag sounds good. Yeah. All right, all right. So, Sash, you start, and then if you can't get it right, you're out. One country beginning with Q. You can answer any of these. Any of them. Qatar. Qatar.

Beautiful. Romulus. All right. Traditional founders of Rome. Three named children. I got to read it. Three named children of Adam and Eve. Oh! Seth! Okay, type in Romulus for me first real quick. We're going to go around the room. Let's keep it. Okay. Yeah.

Seth is right there. Just a U. No O. Hit space and then. R-O-M-U-L-U-S. Zaha's second language is English. He's better than you at this. U-L-U-S.

This looks bad for you. All right. Go ahead. For who? Whoever. A-B. Was that booze? Sorry.

A-B. Didn't look great. You're talking about me. Seth. Seth. I'll do Abel. AB. Was that booze? Sorry. AB. Didn't look great. You're talking about me. Seth. Seth. Seth. I'll do Abel. Yeah.

A-B-E-L. All right. I will do Washington. Four faces on Mount Rushmore. This is going to show how uneducated I am. I will do Remus. R-E-M-U-S. Also, Remus Lupin from Harry Potter.

Oh, I was going to say Sight. Sight from Five Senses. Sight for five senses. Nice. Oh no, did you guys see seven events of women's heptathlon? No chance. Can I do senses? You can do whatever you want on there. I'm going to go smell. I'll go taste.

Touch. Don't take all those ones. That's all I have. I'm going to go touch. Yeah, touch. i'll go cane i'll go the old no hey hey i am actually c-a-i-n um the old man in the sea oh The Old Man and the Sea. Oh. Oh. Heavyweight novels. Ah. Save that for the end. Okay. Give me Montana.

Ooh. Wow, Nick. Wow. I'm going to take Peace for the Nobel Prize. Nice. I will go with Minnesota. Nice. Nice.

Give me For Whom the bell tolls. I'm starting to get anxious. Wow. What is that? It's the heptathlon is one. Give me steeplechase. Ooh. Such a dickhead.

O-E. Who's? S-T-E-E. Do you know English? There's one more. I don't even know what thatE-E. Do you know English? No, there's one word. I don't even know what that is. Elko guy. Is that the one with water?

Yeah, I also don't think it's in there. Oh. I don't know if it is. I don't think it is. All right, KB's out. Give me Michigan. Give me Mississippi. Ooh.

Let's go Maryland. Oh, run on the M's. Oh. Oh, run on the M's. Oh, wow. Run on the M's. Ella's. It's with M's. Give me that Dick, Moby. Ooh. Moby Dick.

I'm afraid I'll die. That's Herman Melville. That is not Ernest Hendoly. You're out of here. Don't enter yet. No. See you, Kate. Oh, give me science.

See you, Kate. Am I out? Fuck, I'm out. Okay, fine. I will go with Dasher. Damn it. Lincoln. I guess there are several more.

What a dumb thing to go out on. No, just Dasher. He's trying to get fancy with it now. Throw the C in. He's going Lincoln. Give me Lincoln. He hit hyphen and then ER. It's you, Dan.

Oh, I'm up? Give me shot put. Oh, whoa. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Show me dancer. Do you think?

Show me Maine. He's in there. Is he one of the nine? Oh, yeah. Is he the guy? It's a rough episode for the podcast. I've been through this before. I'm out, so.

Oh, yeah, you're out. Go ahead. I will go with Prancer. Did anyone say Rudolph? Shut up! Oh, dude. What the fuck? It's right there. All right, let? Shut up. Oh, dude. What the fuck? Right there.

All right, let me get Rudolph. We're waiting on Rudolph. Oh, shit. I didn't know if he was in it or not. He is. I counted. Discus. How do you spell discus? I think you have it.

Yeah, I-S-C-U-S. Is it not on there? Limits! Wow! Wow! Should have gone with the other one I was thinking of. You just hit all the rain. Why are you guys skipping?

Comet. Reindeer. Hearing. Sound. It was just Sass, Roan, Brandon, and Nick. Did it make? Yeah. Science. Yeah. Science.

Yeah. No! See ya. I think they get more specific. All right, Roan. Roosevelt. I'm sorry. Eddie Roosevelt.

Cupid Show me Vixen I knew all the reindeer too Is it me? Jefferson Look at you Roan Cleaning up Mount Rushmore Litson That's a pull

ZEN I guess I'll have a Donner party Clean it up, Mount Rushmore. Listen. That's a pool. Z-E-N. I guess I'll have a Donner party, baby. I forgot that was a... Oh! Let's fucking go! The sun also rises. Have you guys seen that dude that's making the videos where he's like, Saddam Hussein, rookie card! I like, Saddam Hussein, rookie card.

Rookie card. I mean mathematics. George Bush, rookie card. We had the Twin Towers. Math E. There's an E in there. Mathematics. There's not a Nobel Prize.

Oh, see you, Brandon. Wow, Brandon. In first row. That's not a reflection of the dozen. Wow. There's not? Is there a Nobel Prize of Literature? Oh, boy.

Whoa! Yes! Bob Dylan? Show me Missouri. Oh, good one. Missouri. Is it me? Yeah.

The women's... Running. God damn it. That's not. Nope. It's a thorn. Nope. I think it's like 10K or something.

Yeah. Several of them. Yeah. I would not disqualify. Javelin. I should have said javelin. Jump, right? Yeah.

Show us the answers. Rone has to win. Oh, Rone's got to win. Rone's got to win. You can clear this out. Physics. Yeah. That's a ballsy. Oh, Rone's got to win. Rone's got to win. You can clear this out. Physics. Yeah. That's a ballsy.

Oh, there we go. Give up. Why would he give up? We can see the answers. No, he won. Rone won. Yeah, he won. Yeah, he won.

Give up. Over to the right. Yeah, right there. Yeah. Chemistry. Oh, we got to watch an ad. All right. Massachusetts. Long jump, high jump, 200 meter. Farewell to arms. Oh, we've got to watch an ad. All right. Massachusetts.

Long jump, high jump, 200 meter. Farewell to arms. Oh, yeah. Massachusetts. No one knows that. Should we do it again? Yeah. I had a lot of fun.

That was fun. That was fun. I liked how it was, like, broken down. Like, you could pick. You could pick your knowledge. There's probably more grab bags. Yeah, there's got to be. General knowledge grab bags. That's the nature of it. There it is. Grab bag two, grab bags. General knowledge grab bags.

That's the nature of grab bags. Sequel apparently is better. Rowan should start. All right, Rowan. Oman. Oh, succession. Bastard. Succession.

Two forms of Olympic Games. Summer. Action powers. Four assassinated presidents. Five Spice Girls. Six states in New England. I'm going to sit on winter. Seven dwarves in Snow White.

Eight parts of speech. Nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring. Summer is one of them. Oh, baby. Am I the only one that knows the members of the Fellowship? I don't know anything about the fellowship. Ron will. No, no, I don't think I will.

Sporty. Yeah, Nick's going to win this. Show me Scary Spice. Nick, make a run on the fellowship. I don't think I will. Lincoln, please. I'll go JFK. Right?

They killed him. Yeah, you're very, yep. Killed his ass. Oh, sass. No, They killed him. Yeah. Killed his ass. Oh, sass. No, that never happened. Germany. Oh, God. Typo.

Typo, typo, typo. I think you got to get fired, man. I think James Buchanan, B-U-C-H-A-N-O-N. A-N. Two N's maybe? A-N. Oh, he may have just died in office. A-N. Oh, out early.

Can we make sure that he's wrong? He assassinated by his own poor health. I'll look it up. Japan. Smart. Baby Spice. Ooh'll look it up. Japan. Smart. Baby Spice. Ooh, Baby Spice. Then I guess that leaves me Ginger Spice.

I actually don't know a single Spice Girl. Grumpy. Grumpy Spice. James Buchanan did not get a South. Yeah. I'll go Massachusetts. Stupid. Someone random did, though, I think.

Here's the adventure. Oh, no! Oh, my God! People watching. No, he's fucking with us. Listen to the podcast. He's fucking with us with that. I don't know.

Connecticut. He said Massachusetts. This is S-I-T-S. Worst region of the country for now. Yeah, we're fucking him up with... Connect to Kurt. Italy. Vermont.

History buff. Yeah, whoa. That one's not that hard. Let's finish off the spices with posh. Like how we're just avoiding eight parts of speech. Rhode Island. I don't know what that means. Single one.

I'll go New Hampshire. What's a part of speech? Rone? Noun. Who's showing me bourgeoisie? You're out. I believe President Garfield was assassinated.

I believe. Thatfield was assassinated. I believe. That's not close. That's who it was. Yes, that's who it was. Garfield. Let's go verb. I'd like to have locusts up there. Oh, great one.

A little plague action. Oh, get into the plagues. Go ahead, Sass. Fucked. Let's go pronoun. Woke. Adjective. Oh, I was going to go adjective.

Fuck. Trying to take it off the board. Fuck. Fuck. Sleepy. Bashful. Be an adverb. Fuck.

Plagues of Egypt. Fuck. Hold on. Give me one second. I'm sorry. This is annoying. Bashful. Sleepy. Grumpy. Plagues of Egypt. This isn't my answer, but there's a really short... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.

Oh, my God. Oh, I have... Wait, no, I don't have a part of speech. Parts of speech. Like... Three. Tense? Like past, present, future?

Oh, that's bad. Well, that could be it. No, no, it'd just be tense. Right? Or no, maybe not. Don't think. Fuck. Okay, maybe not. Don't think. Fuck. Okay.

Sass. I think of a plague. Renown. I'm just going to struggle here. I'm struggling. I got one, but Ron's got it. Ron's going to say it. I got a whole different one.

Mine might not even be one. Mine's like a fucking wrench. Five. Four. Skip. a fucking wrench. Five. Four. Skip. I'm out. Out. Can you show me Gerund?

G-E-R-U-N-D. Show up, Gerund. Oh, shit. Oh, that's a pull. G-G-G. G-E-R-U-N-D. Wow, Roan. Might not be on there.

I think it is. Oh. No. Roan's out. Oh. It was just me, Brandon, and Nick. What the hell is up, Gerund, then? The century. I-N is. Oh. No. Rones out. Oh. It was just me, Brandon, and Nick. What the hell is up here? Set of the century.

I-N-G word? Show me death of the firstborn. Whoa. Oh, I know what they're talking about. The parts of speech. Give me a preposition. Yeah. I think I got another part of speech.

Oh, it's prep. Go ahead and give me dopey. Dopey. Dopey. How do I gamble on Jaren? Frogs. Frogs is good. This man knows the talk. Who did that?

Who did the frog? Conjunction. Yep. That's what I had. Conjunction. Conjunction. Let's go. Doc.

Damn it. I'm in trouble here. Darkness. Darkness. Let's go, Big. Yeah, I'm making trouble here. Darkness. Let's go, Big O. Yeah, I'm making a run on the place. Exodus. Wow.

This boy's spinning in Exodus. I think that's all I got, though. Oh, no, I have another one, but I wish I had. Brandon. Oh, I know one. Brandon. Brandon, you got to have another dwarf. Two.

Bilbo Baggins? One. All right. Bilbo.gins? One. All right. Bilbo. No, don't think so. That's definitely not. But it's not Bilbo? No.

Frodo? Oh, man, I'm fucked. See, that's what you do. I'm throwing it for everybody. I'm fucked right now with Nick. All right, Nick, mano y mano. Sneezy. What's that untouched one?

Members of the Fellowship of the Ring. Boils. Oh. I thought you were talking about the untouched. Boils. The B. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Boils was what? Let's round off the dwarves with happy. It's one of the Egyptian legs. Boil. Legs of Egypt. You knew that? I don't know if I have any others.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You're cheating somehow. I'm not. Fuck. You're remembering. Don't just pull boils out of nowhere. Boils are classic, dude. Who doesn't know boils?

Everyone in this room aside for you. Fuck. I'm out. I got nothing left. No way. I have nothing left. What do you want me to say? Dig deeper. Dig deeper. All got nothing left. No way. I have nothing left. What do you want me to say? Dig deeper.

Dig deeper. All right, okay, okay. Exclamation point. Yep. He's got it. Donut. How did you know? What if that was a plague?

Exclamation point, yeah. I have nothing left. All right, Nick, you got to just do one. Frodo, Merry Pippin, Boromir, Legolas. Oh, you motherfucker. Gimli. All right, show us the rest. What president did we not get?

Yeah, who? McKinley. Oh, McKinley. Yep, him too. What were the other plagues? Drought? Does anyone say drought? Water to blood.

All right, I don't know if I would say that the nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring is common knowledge. No, I would not know that. Interjection. I don't know if I would say that the nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring is common knowledge. No, I would not know that. Interjection. I don't even know how to pronounce most of it. I'm confident I could say I had none of the things

that they just showed. Plague of gnats? Does that say gnats? Gnats and flies. Come on, bro. Plague of lice or gnats. Plague of water to blood. It'll mix with fire

sounds kind of odd. Oh, that sounds badass. That would feel good. Let's do another. These are fun. Yeah, we're going to do another. They go through those during a Passover Seder. Frogs is a

classic one. Also, they go through it in Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems? Uncut Gems. She's crushing it. She's crushing it still. Is it a podcast? She's doing a podcast.

Are you ready, booze? This is torture for booze. All right. All right, here we go. Sass. Who won? Nick, you're up. I won, yeah.

What do we have here? All right, so I'll say it for the podcast listeners. World Capital, this starts with Q. Two elements to start with Z. Three branches of the U.S. government. Four tennis majors. Five Great Lakes. I'm not winning this.

Oh, this is tough. Six wives of Henry VIII, seven deadly sins, eight polar system planets, nine Brady Bunch household members, ten provinces. I'm good. I might survive. Give me zinc. Oh, that was on my mind. My bad.

Judicial. Fassy. Theicial. Sassy. The entire board is available. Come on, Sass. Oh, Sass. Pull it back up. Pull it back up. It's as clean as it could be right now.

Seven deadly sins. What's in the box? Three. Murder? Murder. Don't think so. Nope. Sass. I don't know why I did that. I know that. Why'd you go out on the first? I don't Murder. Don't think so. Nope. I don't know why I did that. I know that. Why'd you go out on the first? I don't know. I don't know. I knew that and I didn't. Wimbledon.

Odd fucking thing. Solar System Planets was a real one. W-I. Oh, Jesus Christ. B-L-E-D-O-N. L. What a... Oh, it's E-L, right? No. It's L-E. L-E-D-O-N. Take the D off.

God damn you. E. This is torture. E-O-N. There we go. Go ahead. Give me Q-U-I-T-O. You should have saved that.

I think I know all of these. Let's go with the French Open. Superior. Yuri. I just want to say it. Saskatoon. Saskatoon. Old Saskatoon.

Oh, no. That's a fucking city. Oh, no. Shut up. You were thinking of another sass word. Huron. You're out, Kate. You. You. You.

H-U-R-O-N. H-U. I hate this game. The Seven Deadly Sins are all like, thou shall not. Executive. It's the commandments. Fuck. I don't know shit. You'll know the Seven Deadly S not. No. Executive. It's the commandments. Fuck.

I don't know shit. You'll know the seven deadly sins. Michigan. Dumbass. Sloth. Ontario. Double. I was going to say that.

It's double, yeah. I get to sit out for two rounds. Okay, now. Marne. Mars. Oh, I didn Now I have to go to Mars. Oh, I didn't even see that one. What is the sin that we have already? You should have known this from watching Dexter.

Greed. Yeah. There's a whole season of deadly sins. U.S. Open. Seven is about the seven deadly sins. Jam. Oh, yeah. Oh, Brandon's going Brady Bunch. I was wondering why you said what's in the box. Jan. Oh, yeah. Brandon's going Brady Bunch.

I was wondering why you said what's in the box. Yeah. Jupiter. Marsha. Do you have to do Brady? I don't know. Marsha's in the family. Whoa.

Is it M-A-R-T-I-A maybe? No. Is it C? It might be a C. Yeah. Marsha? Yeah. What?

Lust. Lust Brady. Australian Open. This guy is tough. Go back. This guy is tough. Go back. This guy is tough. Greg. This sucks. It's like booze is one day filling in.

We're going to have you do the thing you hate the most. Greg Brady, yep. Spell. Wrath. Gluttony. I'm not sure. One of my favorite ones. Why don't you pull Wrath out of it?

Seven. You didn't know Wrath. Maybe. Peter. Forgotten Sin. Venus. The Legislative. Ooh.

Work, Brandon. Uranus. Uranus. Uranus. Come on now. It's not fair. You have a podcast named after that. Go ahead. Yes, I do.

It wasn't fair. Earth. You got that one? Ooh, nice. You always forget about Earth. Do we do Neptune? Let's go Mercury. Why do people forget about Neptune?

Nope. Nope. M- about Neptune. Nope. Nope. M-E. Booze. Are you literally... Saturn. Saturn. Oh, man.

Was Marie Antoinette a wife? I don't think so. I think she was. I don't know if she was or not. Shit. M-A-R-I-E. Yeah. Wasn't that French?

Is Henry the 8th French? A-N-T-O-I. I thought she was. N-E-T-T-E. Shit. See ya, Nick. I'm out. Damn itT-T. E. Shit. Nope. See ya, Nick. I'm out.

Damn it. All right. Roan. Nova Scotia. Nice. Atta boy. What's Saskatoon? Oh, just one.

It's two words. Bobby. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We got an issue. And it's a T instead of a C, the second one. S-C-O-T-I-A. Bobby is for KB.

I'll go Alberta. British Columbia. Cindy. We know it's Roan. Fuck. Cindy. There you go, Roan. Cindy. I think it's Roan. Fuck. Cindy? There you go, Roan. Cindy.

I think it's a C. You got it. All righty. Go ahead. Did we do British Columbia? Yep. Quebec? Oh, I was going to do Quebec.

Fuck. Fuck. DC. There you go. Oh, fuck. That fucked me up bad. Oh, shit. You said me up bad. Oh, shit. You said The Seven Deadly Sins.

Let's go with Wives of Henry VIII. Kathy. That's a good guess. She was a crazy bitch. Damn it. Saskatchewan. She was the cartoon, actually. Also known as Saskatoon.

Go back. Just go back. S. S. Wait, did Also known as Saskatoon. Go back. Just go back. S. S. Wait, did you just say Saskatoon? I said Saskatchewan. Correct. A.

A. No. No. Pick another one. S-A-S. A. No, you're at A right now. You've got Sasa right now.

Okay. S-A-S-K. A. T. C. T! God! You've got Beetlejuice over here.

C. H. E. W. A-N, I think. Oh! Wow, Brandon. The confidence that Kate said Saskatoon was so great A little place I like

Saskatoon You could have fooled me Who is it just Roan Roan you're up Roan, KB, Brandon are the only three left Another Z elements I can't even What are you thinking Kate

I was thinking like cubic zirconium But but I know zirconium's not a. Can we get, I hate to use this one now, but Anne Bolin. Oh. O. No, B. No, no, no. No, you had it right. Anne was right.

B-O-L. Now, I don't even know. I think it might be B. Yes. There you go. There you go. This show is awesome, guys. Manitoba, M-A-N-I-T-O-B-A.

Nailed it. Brandon? You're out? No, I'm out out? No I'm out Alice? Kathy Alice Does she count as a fan?

I think she does Because there's not Yeah What was her last name? Nelson Remember she was hooking up We're going to run out of time By the way

What? I didn't know that Why? It's on the clock So who's up? Is the show You are No Nick is

Yeah Oh Nick's out I said I had Marie Antoinette It's me you you, and Kyle. Is Avarice one of the seven deadly sins? Good luck. Oh. No?

I don't think so. Might be. Okay, that's not my answer then. I think it's I. Is Sloth just being lazy? Yes. A-V-E-R-I-C-E. Is it?

Spell it again. A-V-E-R-I-C-E. Is it? Spell it again. A-V-E-R-I-C-E. You're out. Damn it. No, that is one. Is it really? Yeah, it definitely is. How do you spell it?

I've never heard that. Right click it. A-V-A-R-I-C-E. A-V-A-R-I-C-E. Counts. I apologize, Ryan. We're out of time. Go.

Still not taking it. I'm not there. Taking all the time. That's one of them. You're out. That is one of them. That is one of them. You're out. You're out. Sorry. Look it up, Ryan. We're out of time. Go. Still not taking it. I'm not there. Taking all the time. That's one of them. You're out. That is one of them. That is one of them. You're out.

You're out. Sorry. Look it up, Seth. New Brunswick. New Brunswick. B-R-U-N-S-W-I-C-K. Brandon. That doesn't make any sense.

Averis is one of them. Averis is agreed. Oh, my God. Bobby. Oh, this website has a different address on this. Peter. No, he's fucking there. KB, you got one answer to win.

Prince Edward Island. That's not a province, is it? Or Everest. Prince Edward Island. Oh, maybe it's just, maybe it's not. Why would I let you tell me? Why would you even try to tell me no? Why would I let you do this? I didn't think that was a province. Why would I let you tell me? Why would you even try to tell me no? Why would I let you do this?

Why would I set it? Would you not believe me? Because it doesn't sound like province. So we just did three rounds of this, and Brandon won zero of them? Let's keep going. I was in the mix of all of them. Are you ready for your trivia? What does the mix mean?

Feel ready? Oh, Newfoundland. Last one. Should we all watch Brandon's trivia? Last one. You had it, by the way.? Feel ready? One more. Oh, Newfoundland. Oh, no. Last one. Should we all watch Brandon's trivia? Last one. Kate, you had it by the way. It was zirconium.

Oh, it was? Yeah, it's just not cubic zirconium. Spin the wheel before we do the last one. Spin the wheel before we do the last one. I gotta pee for real. No, no, we'll do one more. Last one, then we're ending the show. Because you gotta go play and I gotta do the rundown.

Play better when you're a little bit pee, when you got a little pee in you. You got a little pee in that penis. You should do a spelling sporkle. What? You should do a spelling sporkle. What? You should do a spelling sporkle. Yeah, oh God. You'll be here forever.

All right, spin it. People are throwing drunken spelling bee parties at their houses and that sounds fun. Ooh, that sounds fun. Yeah. We should do that for the next case race. Sounds like a good time. Wow.

That'd be fun. That would be a lot of fun. Try. All right, last one. and then we got to go. I like doing this. It's fun. Okay, here we go. H.

All right, yeah, same all. Two, I don't know, Wesley twins? The Weasley twins. The Weasley twins. Three members of Christian Holy Trinity. Yeah, four prime numbers under 10, five original members of the Jackson Five, six U.S. presidents named James. Seven colors of the rainbow.

Eight playable characters in Super Mario Kart. Nine poker hands. And ten countries that border Brazil. All right, who won? Kyle did, right? Kyle did. Kyle starts. Kyle, you start, Kyle.

Kyle. Hawaii. Ooh. Hawaii. Michael. The father. Going to need a name. Oh, I thought you were going to say Jackson 5.

I did too. Fred Weasley. George Weasley. I had a big crush on them. Yeah, okay. We got the Weasleys off. Redheads, yeah. Or anyone big crush on them. Yeah. Okay. We got the Weasleys off. Redheads. Yeah.

Or anyone else can take them. Son. Holy Spirit. Kyle. Kyle's looking into it. Michael. Michael what? Oh, he's out.

He's out. What? He's out. He's already said it, brother. It's on me. James Madison. James Madison. Let's He's out. He's already said it, brother. It's on me. James Madison. This dude, Brawny. Tito.

White girl to prom. Tito. T-I-T-O. Milkman. T-I-T-O. I didn't know he was. T-I-T-O. Oh, Brawny, man.

Full house. Oh, Brawny. Snowbirds got him. Oh, me? Three. Sorry. Three what? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a prime number. Sass? Flush? James Buchanan. Seven. James Garfield. Going back to back. Violet.

Oh, E, E, E. Oh, no. I could have said red five one nope don't you have to spell it nope one's not a prime number. You're out.

You're out. Rone? Two. That's what you were looking for. Fuck. I meant two. You said any of the colors of the rainbow. God damn it.

Let's go with Mario. Jermaine. I didn't even see the Super Mario Kart one. J-E-R-M-A-I-N-E. Red. Damn it. What a pool. Yellow.

You're not going to biv with me? No, I should have. Orange. Donkey Kong. Blue. Green. Green. What a terrible mistake that was.

It was violet. What is that? Nine poker hands? Yep. Ten countries that border Brazil? Oh my god. Killing us. I know. I'm sorry.

Time? Belize. Oh. So many. What's worse? The spelling or the E-S? It's not going to be. It's not there.

Oh, no. Isn't that in South America? He hasn't written it yet. That board is Mexico. Oh, and you're up. Indigo. Okay. Nice.

Let's go to Luigi. You just got that category yourself right now. Oh, my God. Luigi was right there. Randy. That's not Mario Kart. There's not a Randy in there. Oh, no.

Not that Randy. Oh, that's a thing in the... Oh, no! Not that Randy. Oh, that's a Randy Jackson? You thought Randy Jackson? I thought there was a Randy Jackson. I thought they doubled up on famous names. I thought there were two Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson? No.

There's not a Randy? Randy. What do you want from Randy? Oh, man. That's a no from us, dog. Oh, Randy. Randy Jackson. A damn fool.

Right, Nick? A toad. I don't know if he's in the original. Oh, God damn you. Right, Nick? A toad. I don't know if he's in the original. God damn you. It somehow keeps getting worse. Toad ain't on there? No, he is. I'm out.

Oh, Kate's out. So it's me, Roan, and Nick. James Monroe. Beach. Wario. Yeah. Oh, no. Me versus Roan.

All right, here we go, Roan. I got one in my head. Argentina. You got this? Yeah. Colombia. I don't realize so many countries border. Oh, oh. I don't realize so many countries border. Oh.

Oh. I don't think it. Is it right? It might not be. Oh. Oh, an idiot. Oh. I do not know, dude.

See you. Ah. Ha ha. Fuck you, bitches. Ha ha. A straight. Ah. Fuck.

Nobody heard. Nobody heard. Yeah. A pear. Oh, no, no, no. P-A-I-R. Two pair. I'm so sorry, man.

Let's go with... Oh, fuck. Somebody else take over for him. He's not giving up the controls. Let's go with Poke. P-O-L-K. Oh, nice one. Yeah, good. What a boy. How about a straight flush?

I already... Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. You got... I know... Bowser? Yes. I think you're right. Yes. Gotta be. Yeah, Bowser. Bowser, Bowser, Bowser. You got I know Bowser Yes I think you're right Yes

Gotta be Bowser Yeah Bowser Bowser Bowser Bowser Yeah

Bowser Bowser Bowser How about four of a kind? Ooh Good one How about Three of a kind?

I started Yeah That's not the last one? No You gotta know the last one Three of a kind. I started. Let's know the last one. No. You got to know the last one. How do you not know? You have to. When's your game?

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't know. I thought you were serious. Uruguay. U-R-U-G-U-A-Y What the fuck man Fuck I don't fucking know What is his name

Oh my god I think I'm out You can pull the South America It's all the countries Okay Come on bro What the fuck Not bad dude Why I wanted to impress him I don't know any of the countries In South America. It's all the countries. Okay. Come on, bro. What the fuck? Not bad, dude.

Why? I wanted to impress him. I don't know any of the countries in South America, though. I don't know any of the countries in Ecuador. Oh. Oh.

Maybe besides that one. Central America? Fuck. It's the sea. Damn it. Paraguay. Run dub. Two dubs for run.

You think Yoshi's won? Royal Flush, by the way. Royal Flush. Yoshi was in my head. Chili Borders, Brazil, right? No, it's not Royal Flush. It's High Card. Oh.

It's the only thing left, right? High. Wait, what's the other playable character? Yoshi and who else? Koopa Troopa. Ah. What? Just the dude with the shell?

Jimmy Carter. Ah. Job grown. Can we see the... All right. Good luck, Brandon. What? Just the dude with the shell? Jimmy Carter. Jabron. Can we see the... All right. Good luck, Brandon. See everyone tomorrow. Roll down?

I just want to look. Should we go hoot and holler for Brandon? Yeah, let's go hoot and holler. I would love to watch. Yeah. All right. I love watching The Dozen, don't you guys? I love it.

It's the best. We all have a meeting right now. Watching The Dozen is all I want to do. Let's bang out a meeting. All right. See everyone tomorrow. I don't to do. Let's bang out a meeting. All right. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. I don't think.

Are we a part of the meeting? Outro Music