The Yak - Mintzy and Goldfinger are Going on the Double Date for the History Books | The Yak 7-18-25

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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I was yeah, sorry you just want to be I was just getting praised and complimented I was where you can praise and complimented for I was late now. I'm gonna start saying that as an excuse Out of the realm of possibility though. That's yeah, that's why it's a good excuse. No big cat. No Kate. No Brandon So Brandon didn't do mostly either Brandon. I just saw him leave He's going to the Cubs game with one of his young ones. Okay, okay. A lot of people are going to the Cubs game today. Yeah. Donnie's going. Good day for it.

Mook. Yeah, it's a good day for it. Yeah. Still haven't gone to one. Do I just not go? The whole year you haven't gone to one. Don't go. I have to. Now I just hold out. Yeah.

Don't go. What's up, boys? What's up with you? Did you, uh, you didn't do Mook Show last night, right? No, no, but a lot of people were hungover today. Yeah, what's up with you they did you uh you didn't do mook show last night, right? No no, but a lot of people are hungover today Yeah, what's up? I? Saw the Fowler Instagram story. Yes. How we doing? I'm struggling that red wine Yeah, and white a red and white yeah Mmm. It was good though. It was fun So that is it just ritual to tag Mikey Fowler and Instagram story every time you're hung over

Yeah, so it's we used to sit next to each other at like the old old old office and he Just one day brought it up. He's like I want to know every every single time you hung over So I just started doing it White-tox Dave told me that he was so drunk. He was walking into walls when he got home. No, he was sleepwalking man He was sleepwalking. That's that's what it was Yeah Yeah, office is empty. I guess people are just saving their takes for the Fox show I was thinking about that. We have a lot of teams that aren't represented in the office

So I was thinking before the Fox show came out We assigned everybody in the office a random big four big four sports team And they have to become experts on it, so if anything ever happens they would pop on the show And I think that's just a good idea anyway. Yes I'm trying to think of teams like I was going to pitch it at the content meeting yesterday morning But it was just me and Chuck Naiso in there No, I've been wanting to adapt a big adopt sorry a big 10 team a big 10 team for a while I Just I don't know can I do that you're not it so you don't have you have no interest it

No interest in the Illinois fighting a line I Not really, but if like I was I was drawn them like I'd get into it But that's probably one of the last ones you would take that I actually I when I was saying that I realized I probably couldn't do it be one of the last ones Yeah, yeah, southern Illinois, so you wouldn't really take someone else in Illinois, but it's D one double a so that's why I Could go to Carbondale guy yeah, you were about to say the mascot. What is it? Saluki you got it. Oh my god. I'm an Edwardsville guy. Are you yeah fucking cougar?

You guys are rivals. No, not really. I don't give a shit. Yeah, but even when you're watching You don't really have like a default Big Ten team that you would root for no That's I like college football, but one of my favorite things about college football is it's nice not having a team Yeah, but Kyle you chose Iowa State and like the seasons coming up. Are you excited to like adopt this new team? Yeah, I actually am now that I think about it. I was standing they have one of the better cultures In more likeable. It's a party culture. It's a little part, but they ride for their guys You got you had an Iowa State hat for a while Do you like how you look in the colors? I love the colors. I love the red and yellow

Get a team why big Iowa State has the best fan or because of the Fox deal So I'm not just saying this because he's talking about Iowa State But there was a one point where I thought about adopting Iowa State to because I really like yeah sure I swear I really like Matt Campbell, but now I I don't like him as much anymore Big time in Big Ten's paired with Fox two, and it's like Midwest country. You know why don't you go on a college tour? Maybe every weekend this college football season and a bachelor party tour should I bring data and start a beer pong tournament don't finish He's finishing that he's just waiting Columbus Day 2027 is that true that breaking yeah, wow 27 Columbus day, I think I got knocked out in the first round of that anyway. I did too

I think I lost do we lose to like a Mike stud we lost to just Mike just my period period god damn. Yeah, one of his boys who's Maybe his producer just Tom I period. God damn. Yeah. One of his boys who's maybe his producer. Just Tom. Just I lost to Taylor LeWan. He was really good. That's a guy to lose to win beer pong whether you want to or not. Yeah. Was this the beer Olympics or is this something different? This is a virtual COVID beer pong tournament that Dana Beers did. Gotcha. And then he stopped it

out of respect. Why? I don't know. He realized COVID was kind of an epidemic. He had to go and deliver beer. Yeah, that's around the time when he delivered beer to the Nashville tornado victims. What a, there will never be a hot streak

like Azillian beers, savior after natural disaster. It was my favorite thing to follow. Dana's reputation of like, going very high and then very low is awesome. Him coming out of that in the red is incredible. I know, that and then the, oh there it is. Ken Jack vs. Cole. Tune in on Daily Motion. Yeah, it was in on Daily Motion.

Yeah, it was hosted on Daily Motion. Oh, this is from Daily Motion? Karabas? Where's our game? Dana looks super skinny. Yeah, oh yeah. Is our game up there? Were we on a team or was it solo? I remember we played at your parents' garage. Yeah, I Mean Dana might have had the hottest streak of anyone. I know yep And who do you remember that's been hotter? that Whole chapter of zillion beers was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen in Barstool history And I don't say that lightly it really was that impressive

There's the bracket maybe I didn't play against me he had so many different shirts to and designs I saw some of my closet last week, and he had like the old style one He was remaking every kind of companies. Do you have some in your closet? Yeah, I'll bring him Like Zach's having a moment right now. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's who's in my mind right he's got a Midas touch for sure, which is awesome He's great. Yeah, but he's not gonna overstep. I don't think so no It's not him like it's not him putting himself out there. It's him getting the the assists, right? Yeah, but then Dana made all that money too, but he did it

Yeah, then he lost it all which still makes the streak even hotter. I would love 1% of that streak Yeah Lost it all which still makes the streak even hotter. I would love 1% of that streak Yeah You got hot man. What was your biggest hot streak? You had a hot one right? I did I did probably pretty probably pretty early When I started doing bar cell radio with Dave, okay, I would say that was yeah I think everybody hot streaks are just early yes exactly because it's kind of how you get hired I guess so in a sense. How about you? Yeah, probably like

surviving barstool season one Eddie and I we did a podcast before barstool and we one of our episodes we went to this Before barstool you two did a podcast. Yeah, Yeah another guy you guys knew each other mm-hmm and We went to this like rundown shitty infamous Motel in our neighborhood, and we were going to spend the night But then we had like six people in there They were strict about only having two and so we got kicked out

But the very next day was when the Bears were playing the Packers and Eddie put out like his first Video and like Portnoy retweeted it and like wrote about it then Eddie was on radio next day Wait your first video his first Bears recap video So he went from potentially sleeping in a rundown hotel to working being on serious radio the next day Yeah, that was a whirlwind for sure god damn ed. That was a big whirlwind. I was a full-time or nothing We were just do you put out just a video for fun, and then ended up well We were doing a redline radio, but it was third party. We weren't hired yet So well we were always with bars tools since like 2013. We were just like whatever

I was an intern for like six years and then really yeah six years Yeah, and then we still living at home. I had a different job that I lived at home they basically had the ability to blog on the site, but they weren't getting so you were an intern But had another job as well. Yeah, what did you do? I was a PA. I was a production assistant for a Sports media company, but it was like I was still living at home. Okay, and stuff it wasn't like a Serious job at all, but yeah, I wasn that was a very whirlwind kind of day, for sure. You've never had yourself in any sort of beef either. At least not too excited. I've never seen you mad.

Yeah, the Bernstein. Yeah. Oh yeah, Bernstein. Yeah, I would say. I'd love to see you mad. Have you ever seen me mad? I'll over-serve Danny at your party. is Danny. I won't be there Danny's hat What I'll be the shore, baby

You'll miss my over narration Parties gonna be quiet Billy Joel and bunch of church rambling Dan rambling Danny I Joel and a bunch of church ramblin' Dan. Ramblin' Danny. I mean I've seen you mad but you don't do like crazy things when you're mad you could just tell in your voice. Yeah. You'll be dismissive. I don't fly off the handle. Right. Did you hear about the double date going on tonight? I have. Who? Via whom? It is is a funny funny double date Funny how I'd like to know Is he allowed on the show? I don't know

Is this person allowed on this show? Yeah, this person here? I wonder who they're here about Yeah, come on. I don't even know if you consider it a double date But it's two men and two women going to a fish concert. Oh my god. Oh no a double date but it's two men and two women going to a fish concert. Oh my god. Oh no. Annika and Nadu. Is it Mince? Yes. Obviously. Is it Nick Smokes? No. Oh that's who I was thinking. Is it? Wait Mince? It's Mince, Sam Goldfinger, Mince's beautician, and her friend. No. No. Mince's beautician. Mince's beautician, like his hair cutter.

That's right. And her homegirl. Yeah. And intern Sam. Yeah, no, not intern Sam. I know, but I'm just trying to accentuate how young he is. Full time Sam, but he's still in school Still in school his last two classes are hip-hop history and vampires

vampires Wow a Lot to learn yeah to write his paper on vampires the other day is stressing out the Sam know the beauticians friend How does no oh he's going in blinding him up and mincy said I guess he would have covered his ticket if he was still an intern But he's not an intern anymore, so he's paying for his ticket now. Okay. Well. That's nice. Yeah No more pool parties for Sam no, I know uninvited So I'm really really interested in that I think they're leaving it like Three to get to the tailgate How do you tailgate a fish concert is it booze or I'd imagine more? It's I feel like it's not even booze a couple stems. Yeah, probably some fun guy

Yeah, I don't know but I think that that has a chance to be a really good duo. I'm excited to hear about it Yeah, did they every at each other did I don't think I had the friends or vice versa? No, I say this in a nice way Why why did Goldfinger say yes? Because he doesn't know the girl at all why would he go on a double date with I think I would be inclined to say yes Because that's such a wild card. I don't I don't even know if it's under the guise of a double date It's just two men and two women. Yeah. Mm- that's different did he ask out his beautician I don't know how that happened yeah I forgot menses has another date he's been dating all year different women young women like

not too young but he always has a girl. Yeah Can we see? I'll get him. It's allowed the balls to ask out the girl cutting your hair. There's no has a razor blade There's no spoilers he could give out at this moment right? I don't think so. What's he doing? Yeah, that makes sense TJ how'd you find him? Mincy! Yeah. Get Goldfinger too. So I've been fucking with Goldfinger all morning that Mincy showed me a picture of the girl he's going with

and I was just like all you have to do is keep a very open mind but I haven't seen the girl. He hasn't seen her No, and he's freaking out and then he was like well would you and I was like no am I a pig or what? I would have to see her first. I don't I don't know if you'd have to know How old's goldfinger like 22 3 2 or 3?

Kyle you don't pass so he might be a little bit older than the girls going with him Probably oh shit, but you can't pass up the opportunity to go to a fish concert with mincy and his beautician You're right No, you can actually yeah that sentence right there you that has me hook line and sinker I think I would go like if you're the type that hookup you don't know you don't you don't cower Yeah, just to just to live that experience Would you partake in the everything? No, I don't think so well it depends how everything was going yeah, the only drug he's ever taken is steroids

No, it's not true what I went to a Swedish house my mafia concert once my go Molly What you feel? Uh... Enhanced. Whoa. Hmm. Alright, here he comes. Augmented.

Yeah. And I watched, uh... Vince, you know where the studio is, bud. What the hell? The doors were closed, right? That can be a bitch. Yeah, it's clean ass glass. Boys? I can be a bit clean-ass glass boys Running to man

Yeah What's up? How we doing happy Friday? Happy Friday man? I got a plans yeah, this I'm telling you Goldfinger, and I are gonna tear up Chicago tonight. Yeah Over yeah, it's good. Not just one venue? We're gonna, all right, so the plan is we're gonna make an appearance in the fish lot around 5, 5.30. We're gonna walk around, maybe get some content,

maybe a food review or two. You know, hit that up, show at United Center, starts at 7.30, it's my first fish show in three years, his first ever. So, you did the same thing to Finger that you did to Quigs and Hank and I. Yes. I asked for a song to listen to before the concert so I could sing along and you said no. No. Yeah, you gotta go. These jam bands are...

No familiarity. And I said, well, like, what about, like, I think it was Quigs. He was like, well, what about, like, the lyrics? How would I, like, sing along? And you said when the song comes on, you'll know. You'll know the lyrics? Well, it's the jam band thing It's a live energy thing and so it's like you don't you go to the show and then you feel the energy and vibe and then You get into the music out of it. So it's just you two going. Yeah, it's just us two going Yeah, we got we're excited. We're sitting up in the 300 level low Fish is one of the only bands because usually usually summer you want to see outdoor shows.

But Chris Corota is the best lighting guy in the world. And he does their lights, and he does pro teams lights. And so I'm actually happy it's indoors, just so we can see the light show. And then we're gonna go, but we're not done after United Center. We got a late night planned. Go see our guy Joe Marchadick over Big Dead Funk Late Night.

You're going to see Joe Marchadick at Big Dead Funk late night? No, it's at Epiphany Center for the Arts. Oh, okay. So it's like a five- Wait, wait. So, Nick, recap. So you're going to see Joe Marchadick at the Epiphany Center for the Arts? Yes, late night.

It's like a half-mile walk. So you're going to two concerts? Yeah, and we're doing the full deal. We're going to the Fish Lot, the Fish Show, and the late night. But just you two? You're not linking up with anyone. Uh, we're going going with a couple people on that We're so it's not just you two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually shout out to The lovely lady doing my current salon style haircuts as I'm trying to catch up to Brandon Walker on the good hair days

You're looking good. Yeah, and so I'll go with her and her job It's hard with her and her friend her and her home girl. Did you how did you ask her? She just like I was always getting my hair cut yesterday said let's get four tickets together. Oh no way She said I said okay, so it's gonna be fun. It's that easy. It's four tickets. Who's the other chick her friend? I don't know okay. Well. Are you are you interested in her romantically? I think she's to she used to date one of my friends So it's that your hairdresser used to date one of your friends fish friends. Yeah, that's how I know her Fish so well you met a girl

So she became your hairdresser after yes, okay? Yeah, I met her in New Orleans when they were together like like ten years ago, and now she's in Chicago Yeah, she's from here, and yeah, and so when I got up here, I was like, oh, I got my haircut. I know my haircut connection. And then, so the, you said you were gonna bring a single friend of yours? I told her, so she is like a diehard fish fan,

and you know how these fans are, I mean, just live for it. I told her I was bringing one of our younger Barstool employees who's never seen fish, and she just got so excited. I mean, how could you not be excited? Look at this face. I know, are you excited for some fish tonight? Have you already been pre-gaming a little?

No, I'm just, I'm excited. I have like no idea what I'm going into so I'm just gonna... And you guys are gonna do that? You don't know, like, you probably are going to end up with this girl in some manner. I, like dancing? Yeah, well, there's probably about a 30, there might be a 30 year age gap, so... are going to end up with this girl in some manner. Like dancing? Yeah, there's probably about a third, there might be a 30 year age cap. 30? I think, my friend, I think it is 8 to 10 years older than me, I'm guessing.

So Sam, you blindly agreed, you know. So Missy, how old is the girl that you invite, like your beautician? I think she, I don't know an exact age, but I'm assuming 50 The first thing you're finding out about this yeah, so we will be We've been see made our plans on Tuesday, and I'm just I've just kind of been like all right Yep, like mincey's the show guy. He knows all people it has all the connections and stuff so I'm just going with whatever he's doing four generations had a fish concert. That's right all right well enjoy your date wait But I'm confused I was under the impression. This is a double day mincy sounds like more like a friend thing

Is this a possible? Did you say you were gonna set up her friend? No? This is this feels like friends going to a show together I don't but I'd imagine I'm not getting there were you split off into duos no We're all just sitting together, but they got the tickets and just but is it like a standing and dancing kind of thing Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a dance party and then got tickets off game time as always yeah Of course the best app for tickets, and I can't wait that we're like low in the 300 level okay So I think it's gonna be awesome But the big thing I want to hit that fish lot before I think we get some funny content

What happens to the fish lot? It's people out there selling anything from t-shirts to grilled shit Fucking party yeah, you got people selling. I think people sell glass bowls stuff like that Yeah, yeah, but yeah the fit the fish lights It's like the fish version of shakedown Street, which is like the famous deadlots, but fishes fishes so big I mean they sell out,000, 30,000 people a person, so they have a big lot scene too,

but my buddy that always sells shirts on the lot isn't in town, which kind of breaks my heart. Now what time is head hitting pillow tonight? You know, I'm not gonna say it's gonna be too crazy, I'm thinking two AM-er. Okay. But I mean I'm only out after mid, I'm at the point now where I do the post-midnight thing probably three or four times a year

And tonight's gonna be one of those Right tonight tonight's gonna be fun I'm full in and you know, I'm a big fan of Joe Joe Martian. It's a big stool He too. So always love getting to support him. Oh, yeah, what kind of dancing goes out of these concerts? Is it juking or moshing or it's it's like catching butterfly hippie dancing. Okay. Yeah, but you're butterflies Yeah, just kind of you kind of Okay. Oh really? That's like the the go-to move. I guess I don't know you just flow into the music man

But nobody sits down the whole time and like I said, I hadn't seen him in three years And there's a funny thing in the fish fan base too They get pissed at me because I go so hard for panic and they're like, why don't you come to fish more? Yeah, and so they're all well, I think summer happy I'm coming in summer bad But what goldfinger holds your mom? He doesn't know we've asked He doesn't even know the right decade. No, she's young but doesn't know how young no She's born 69 So how old is she that would be 56?

She's born 69. So how old is she that would be 56? Oh, well, yes, hell yeah memory you guys are good. Yeah This is gonna be something this is this is gonna be a whole yeah I always love the bar stool thing the character combos for stuff. Yeah, that's right the goldfinger and me hitting the fish I think has serious potentially your number one pick mincy or who was on the draft board I knew he liked he told me he likes dad and he's gone to dead in company sphere and he's kind of Dipping his toes into the jam band water a little bit right he was he was top candidate just cuz I knew that Are you fine with it if he starts like making out with your beauticians friend is that he can do it? I don't think you do it like you wouldn't be like you like man kind of hyped or I would be more hyped than bad

You're still in college right yeah, so you guys can like bond over being seniors Right yeah, what are your last two classes at Arizona? Hip-hop cinema and Italian. Oh, I thought you said vampires. No. I just finished that one So like eight mile or what's hip-hop eight mile juice I don't think they'd let me in that class. No What was vampires about goldfinger Slavic folklore Mary show oh What was vampires about Goldfinger? Slavic folklore. Mary Shelley. So you know about Mary Shelley and her escapades in Italy with...

I know some. Yeah. Yeah, she lived in a like one of the first content houses. She did with Percy and Lord Byron. Yeah, and they fucked everything. It was just a fuckfest. They had a zoo in Byron. Yeah. And they fucked everything. It was just a fuckfest. And they had a zoo in their home. Yeah. A medieval hype house. I can't get over tailgating with grilled cheeses.

No, I'm really hoping for the, because we've been doing some Viva La Food videos, and I'm hoping this is just some wook in the lot with dreads down to his butt. A wook? Yeah, like, that's like a person that comes out of the woods that follows these jambans. Why is it called that?

You can see it, they look grungy, they just look super grungy, have dreads, you know, I'm really hoping. Is it like an acronym? Kind of, I guess, I don't know what, you know, I just, I'm hoping it's just, I hope we have some just absolute character selling us some grilled cheese And we get a good point of view out of it if your beauticians like he's Sam is cute Would you try to like put in a word you don't have to do that?

I'm gonna let Goldfinger do whatever he wants to do. I think we got a friend situation, but but if they you know who knows man Is she married? I don't know. I don't even know her friend. I just know got a friend situation, but if they you know who knows man is she married I don't know I don't even know her friend. I just know that my friend It's kind of you though mincy to let your friends hook up with your other friends. I know people that don't allow that Your friends yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like Would what if would what if What if Sam ends up fucking her and then he ghosts her you can't go to that beautician anymore, right I

Don't know her friends. I don't think that means anything so he's allowed to fuck her He could do it Sam could do it ever he wants. This is Goldfinger's world. We're just living in it You're right. All right, Sam green light. Yeah, Sam could do it ever he wants like I said, I don't know her friend So, you know, this is we're not talking about like a touchy can you like bring her to your place afterwards? It's like mincy. I gotta get to chill on the couch I mean, he's got there's an air mattress out there in the den calling his name in the den their names I'm excited for you guys. I'm excited too. I think yeah, Goldfinger's got like that youthful positive energy going That's right, and so I think that that's a real yen in yang situ. Yeah, I think it's a really good fit for tonight And I think the lot content just us walking around could be good. Oh, yeah

I think that there's there's real potential there finger any fears or reservations No, uh I've just been trying I'm just gonna go with it. Like I think mincey's a pro at these type of shows. So whatever Was following his lead It's gonna be it's gonna be a big time. I think so they're playing three nights Friday each Sunday I'm not doing the three-nighter, but if I get blown away tonight, I'll go Sunday there So a fish if they cook time thing with one of the most talented bands in the world. I mean, I train in a stage show with the best guitar players.

They're unbelievable. But they're like either like really on, like you're seeing like one of the best shows you've ever seen, or you'll get some hit and miss stuff with them. Really? I've seen them like 12 times, and I've seen six like badass shows. And then five or six, I'm like, whatever. So it's like, it's interesting.

You don't know what you're gonna get That's how I am with masseuses. Yeah, are you half are amazing half are the worst Sousa's if you're I do like one a month, okay? I prefer estheticians What's that? They're the people that work on the face the skin. Yeah, okay? I get a good skincare and gently touched. Yeah, you like getting gently touch. I prefer. I don't want to get beat up. It's a scalp man I want to get lulled into a like a trance like a trance. Yeah, I'm with you on that

I did a hydration scalp thing that was nice. I do love a good head massage you like it, too So mincy is the diet gonna go out the window with the grilled cheeses around it's probably a bite or two for camera Yeah, oh, yeah, but that's okay. I like co vid like birthed this like Grilled cheese mania. Yeah, like I feel like the grilled cheese things been always going on with like the dead scene I think it might be a fish thing I'm watching in a clip of American dad and they mentioned grilled cheeses in the fish line. You're watching America Share with everybody fuck yeah Is this what it's like I'm shake down straight in the background

Yeah, this is a good. This is an accurate depiction of a lot. This is very accurate. What is this? This is an accurate depiction of a lot. This is very accurate. What is this? This is this is great There's guys playing with the devil sticks It's like I'm on another planet. It's making me more excited So grilled cheese are just like a fish thing mincy. Yeah, like I say it's it's like a jam-bound lot thing You'll you know people say you'll maybe with an iron. I love that do they make grilled cheeses with an iron out there I think I've seen that in the in the archives better than how mince makes his I think the bar is set pretty low boys I would like to think the fish if they're selling them and actually making money on them

I would hope that it's better than mine. I wonder if they'd let you get behind the grill and make one I Think that would be bad It would be bad for their business, but good for look at that Lot grilled cheese is the only grilled. Yeah, all right Finger are you going we have a parking lot with power ranked food? Oh wow we have to check that out Are you going to recap the day with no boo brunch with Jacob tomorrow? Yeah, you have no boo brunch There's some and some of our other friends yeah him and Jacob regularly are Going to no boob run second time no Saturday

No, but I've been reading about this because I'm always I'm like a foodie and that's been way too much Are you the Saturday no boob run? 65 bucks is like breakfast food and sushi that's a good value for no boo. I like it really good Breakfast sushi well, no it's a breakfast and sushi. It's like you have sushi rolls And they also have like omelets and okay and the finger should Should Jacob potentially add one more to the reservation no I think I think we have a perfect amount right now, okay, okay? We'll see she'll get her breakfast in bed. That's right

Her bed probably like sits up on its own Fingers up playing through to the branch that he there's a chance you roll in without sleep. Yeah, just play it straight through from Well boys, I'm super excited. Yeah, I think the lot thing will be fun, but we're gonna the show's 730 We're gonna leave from here 5 4 30 or 5 to make sure we walk around a lot Oh, absolutely you gotta show me that dance move again mincy the butterfly catching like you're up like Kind of like moving around okay. I'll try to get some footage from the yeah I'll try Sam, but I'll probably post that glove well. We're gonna. We'll eat. We'll lean into tonight. It'll be fun There's some snippets. All right.

Yeah, get everyone in the, make sure everyone gets in the pictures. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good luck, boys. Yeah, good luck, boys. Have fun.

Have fun, guys. I'm very confident that the fun's not gonna be an issue. We've been. Mincy, you saying you won't go three days is crazy, too. If someone offers you tickets for all three days, you're gonna go. Yeah, and you said like you don't go past midnight often, just this summer, didn't you have a full weekend

where you raged with your friends? I don't know that. Yeah, I did, so I did the panic Billy Strings week. I went all out for three nights and like on the Saturday after it, I slept like 20 to 24 hours. When was that, June? Yeah, beginning of June.

But like the three-nighter is a very, very big commitment at 42 years old. Like you could do one or two But when you go the full three, I mean the full three's got some payback. I mean, that's two days of hard work Yeah, clearly so the payback still tough on that so I'm thinking and I really like fish, but I don't Like you know they're like top three to five band for me, but they're not my first love so if I go twice I'm good fair enough your 22 finger. Yeah, and you're 42. I love this 20 year gap that's awesome, so this is the start of something beautiful I think it's gonna be yeah, but telling if you always want to under sell and over deliver on the sales

Yeah, I've been telling him. I'm like man. If this isn't a top five or ten night of the year, I'm gonna be shocked This is just take your kid to work day Yeah, and finger look at everybody Yeah, it's gonna be yeah Like I said the indoor thing with Chris Corota's is the light show thing with him is add so much to fish So I think we're actually a good time. Yeah, I think our brains might eat do they always use the same like I are you'd like checking the roster? No, no, he's been doing it the whole time. He's been doing it since like the late 80s. Oh, holy shit. Yeah Yeah, yeah, he's got like big following. Everybody knows he's like the best

Didn't they do like 23 days straight at MSG? It was the Bakers dozen where they did 13 Back in 2017 I think but it wasn't I think they were like a couple days off in it But yeah, they did the 13 nighter and they put like a banner up There's a funny MSG rivalry between who owns MSG Fisher Billy Joel. There's like a big rivalry But it's a funny thing is fish plays New Year's run MSG every year and they've but I mean Billy Joel is obviously the Long Island Guy and so it's always like a funny thing. And people did go to all 13 shows. Oh yeah these fish fans are on a level that I mean they make my panic fandom look like a wiffle ball. I know people that have been

to 500 fish shows. 500 fish shows? I know people that have been to 500 shows. This fish thing's total cold. What do they do for a living? They somehow get by to get to the next show. I don't know, because the fish thing, but like it's for, fish is from Vermont and they're a big Northeast thing. So if you live in the Northeast, everything's close. Repeated. Oh yeah.

Yeah, you're looking at like New York, Philly, DC. You know, it's everything's an hour or two in the Northeast. And so, but they don't go south much So I've been to like 12 the wildest one I've been to was I ended up at a fish show at the zoo in Oklahoma City in 2012. That's an aquarium Oh, dude, the zoo thing. I mean it was That was my big like have my mind like oh fish is you and was it up there the animals or the yeah

What were you look what what we were walking around looking at the animals before and then saw the show at the amphitheater. I was like there for a poker tournament an hour away. That was during my phase where I, that was really the birth of the Menci Tour, was figuring out where jam band shows were by poker attorneys that I could go play and tell myself I was working.

Sort of that phase. Yeah, like back in 2011, 2012. Jesus. Oh man. Well thank you guys, I'm really excited. Myself I was working sort of that phase yeah like back in 2011 Man well, thank you guys. I'm really excited Sam Godspeed to you. Thank you. Mm-hmm Get your mind right mincy get your rhyme was yep That's a duo that is Should they just send in two more people? Yeah That's a duo That is Man

Did he ask 100 people before Goldfinger? It would have to be a minimum of 100 It sounded like they planned it before the chicks were involved But yeah But Goldfinger just, that was awesome seeing him find out that she's 50 He told me upstairs. It was like a double date. Yeah, not even on some pig shit But like you got to know what the girls like before you accept that right I? Mean dog he keeps an open mind um oh

He's nervous flies finger smile if you're gonna fuck her Hold oh Yeah, they said she might be like younger than her friend. She might be older than her friend who can say Yeah, was it at least a decade older than mincy so mincy's going with the younger girl and he's like I got the perfect guy for your friend Got the beautician Do you call your hair good? Do you go to a beautician? Barbers, I don't know barber guy beautician girl. I don't know

I said yesterday like my beautician is like the least relationship I have with the person and mitsy I just he just lives in a constant state of getting a green having a mental green light He's just amidst an exitless dream of unlimited pleasures and excitements It's it doesn't even like seem to come down from any of his eyes He's not afraid to ask for anything and now and. And it's almost a cool study into like, if I ask for everything, what's life? And that's it.

Yeah. He has no, it's almost like he has no inhibitions. Did Che figure his thing out? Che, what's this thing? Oh yeah, Che, you text us this morning. With his barber, remember? Oh, wow. The thing this morning has been figured out, but there is a an email sent out

after reminding people But I brought it up to a small group of people and they knew instantly who it was So there was an out-of-order sign on the urinal and somebody could proceeded to rip a big piss in there a giant sign on it This is do not use And then somebody used it. Yes. What did that make you feel? The bathroom by the doors, which is one of two bathrooms,

has one stall and one urinal, so it's not a big place. If there's a giant do not use sign, which you cannot miss, don't use it. There was a problem yesterday where the urine hose overflowing. Mm-hmm. So it was unusable So that's fine. We can use the other one, but like obviously something's wrong with it so I was in the bathroom, I was taking a dump and I saw a foot go there and I heard somebody pissing like pretty loudly over there and so I I

Committed the shoe to memory and I told two people and they immediately knew who it was I witnessed this case being closed. I I will say open and closed by the time Danny walked in the first door and By the time he got to the refrigerator in the kitchen I would say it is probably the last person you would expect to break a rule in this office Somebody who loves rules and order and things working Yeah, no Stefan pissed Stefan pissed yep he pissed despite the sign in his face And I'm gonna need you to confront him

Steph you're good at breaking this down. He ignored that That's unacceptableacceptable. Yes, and it led to a company-wide email. The handwriting makes it even more personal. It's a plea. Please don't. Coming from your friends and cohorts, please do not piss in here. It's not some faceless font.

Or the stall's all full and maybe he was in an emergency situation. So certainly, there's one sold as one year old so I'm sure he had to go, but I'll say that's not that far of a walk to the other while not acceptable I do feel like that sign needs to be more down towards the pissing yeah, oh, Ed you're not miss Yeah, I'm not saying you're missing it that back up, but I'm saying you know people are going to Disregard, oh, maybe they disregard it. You know there's no disregarding that Be but that's my faith look at that desperate cry That's my faith in humans that I don't think anyone cares about that

But if they had to physically piss on that sign if it was lower like in the pissing I'm with you if your goal is to keep anyone from pissing in This urinal you got to put it lower. Yeah, I think that's suffice. We're all functioning adult No, I know here, but we aren't if I saw that I wouldn't use the urinal I saw that and I didn't but we have we have animals working here. I'm talking to Mr. Payer Yeah, is he here? He's not coming on Robin has definitely been in today

I'd love to hear his race. I'd love to hear the reasoning anything. It was a fraud sign Kyle do you want to get Stefan or do you want me to get stuck? I don't I'm afraid no get him Jay what event were you at last night? big cat was being honored as the Jay, what event were you at last night? Big Cat was being honored as the, as one of two people. Oh, here he is, Nick. The PAWS community person. Okay.

I'll sit down proper. No Big Cat here, you gotta talk about this on the show. This is the most big cat thing. Alright, so... I was informed that it's the flushing that's the problem. Did I flush? No, I didn't flush. Oh wait, the sign said don't flush? I was in- I knew that the flushing was the issue.

So you- The- my piss just naturally went away and I double checked to make sure it wasn't leaking, so so And if you think I'm walking all the way down there to go piss you're wrong, so those are my reasons so no no regrets Absolutely, I'll probably do it again today So can we all use it He didn't know it was gonna be fine after he peed though. He had to analyze double-checked Hmm. I'm acting like big cat one of called him on for that either. Oh, he'd still be in here. Yeah. Yeah What that would have been we would do this tomorrow in tomorrow's episode? It's not user flushed. There's solution sitting in there. You said use or for a couple hours

Hmm yeah, he's exonerated because he was mad enough. I don't want to deal with that anymore. He's fine in my book. If you get mad enough, I will, yeah, you're good. I feel like if you're miserable enough, like, do whatever. Yeah. And I'll use it again, too. It was a political state. I was walking out, but you brought, Che, you got recognized for your stand up yesterday?

Oh yeah, so you were at a pause event? That was tough. So we were at a pause event. It was like towards the end of the night and I was with my wife and we were, they had like an ice cream table so we were getting some ice cream, we were gonna leave. And some woman came up to us, she was like, Steve, she's like, I just wanted to come up to you. She's like, I was at the sales event

where you did standup. So, my heart just sank. That was the first time I've been recognized outside of that day from it. It was a woman? She was very nice, it was a woman. And you interacted with her? Yeah, we talked. She's a YACC fan. Oh. She got it after. She obviously wasn't watching the YACC during

whatever that conference was. But she said she got it. She thought it was, the whole storyline was funny. But yeah, it was a tough, tough couple minutes. I've never met another woman without my family around. It's sneaky, one of the greatest quotes Jay's ever said. And yeah, and then you did it a day later. Well, yeah, so the caveat is it's, so I broke, that rule got broken, but it's a woman I would have to, I would have to like.

It's a rule? Well, a woman I would have to like shake hands with and or hug or something like that because the only people I'm meeting are like kids teachers or parents of kids like playing like baseball in which case there's no like not really like even girls who work here might bring a friend in sometimes show them the office like you've definitely been that's that's at work so I'm excluding work like we're here but it's still a couple people

still an instance where you have to decide whether to give him a handshake or a hug is what I'm saying yeah I guess I was referring to social situations but I did get this one a handshake introducing ourselves she's like oh I'm so and so and I was like okay nice to officially meet you so is this the first woman of the year that you've shaken hands with outside of work first thing that comes to mind for sure okay I can't think of another one all right that's what he said he's never in those situations I guess not he's not in a situation to meet a woman Is like to a social situation to meet a woman where I am having to do a greeting or a goodbye That involves any type of contact

Because with teachers with kids at baseball. It's alright. See you guys later. Yeah later. There's no Middle ground Huh consider yourself lucky then Steven yeah, I'm always surrounded by chicks Too often far too often World ID Tired of proving you're not a bot every time you go online world ID lets you easily and privately verify You're not a bot and access things only humans should like events dating apps and video games It's a digital identity that anonymous anonymously proves

You're not you're a unique human online creating a priority lane for humans in the age of AI Join millions of humans across 160 plus countries if you're human you know it get your free world ID at world.org Update from Dana. Just texted me. Dude looking back, ending the beer tournament for Black Lives Matter was the most ridiculous. Wait, that's why you did it? Yes.

Yes. He ended the beer tournament. Because of all of this. It wasn't for COVID. No. It was for Black Lives Matter? The tournament was because of COVIDovat because it's virtual But then does he have a tweet formally announcing it's over because of that. I hope so. I really hope so

Did he make a statement? Because Call him, please. Yeah Why would he mean? I see April 7th 2020 and it ended in Mid-June so yeah that that tracks Hey, you're on the yak Dana why'd you end it? No, no yeah, we're trying to figure out why you ended the beer pong tournament.

I remember it was like a very, it was a hostile time at Barstool and everywhere. Hostile time at Barstool? I didn't want people to go to the website and see a bunch of us playing beer pong during all of that craziness. COVID? Yeah, so I told us we had to take it down. website and see a bunch of us playing beer pong during all that craziness. Covid? Yeah, so I told us we had to take it down. So it was a... Because of Covid?

The severity of the Covid pandemic? Uh, no. Don't do this, alright? I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. I, it's something more or less severe Blm hashtag zillion beer I Mean he's got a point if there was the tournament sandwich between now, it's gonna get extremely real

If it was a bunch of black squares on my Instagram then Coley Mick beaten Marty mush's brother and What a nice reprieve He didn't want people to go to the Barstool site and see something not not about that about BLM We were all BLM and on the Barstool side He's got a finisher because we talked about it got cutting short all the time, and he's never come forward as that's why Yeah, I thought it was because he's getting backlash because the tornado stuff I'd realize is because of that Hmm oh my god That's you know Respectful, it's respectful. He's a respectful man courteous. Yeah

He needs to finish it now. Yeah, he's making an announcement enough time has passed. Oh, there's Kyle my garage I don't think they can hear me all right all right. You're lost to D. Lo. I could not even touch a cup Yeah, you missed all right. I made another Jeff shoot. This is good content. We're in a windbreaker indoors is crazy. Oh D. Lo was yeah Just in case I got left. I got seven Jeff, can you hear me? I can hear you Yes You're up

He has two I'll keep my bag Damn, he should have finished this I knew he was there as a rep damn you should finish this yeah there's a finish who's cutting the deal so wait do you think when Dana opened the news that day he was like oh no calling it all I have to cancel the tournament I have to cancel the ballina

cup Bellina cup I need the text to hit like he had to send a mic stud Amen, just with stud with everything going on. I don't think it's right beers Caught up in the spiral of grandstanding set off by the pursuit of moral Glamour yeah, you're right. We're all thinking it. There's no nobility in that Or Dana I love Dana so much man He's got to finish it out, but I hope he does it on a day or something else yeah, I think it's it yeah Yeah, so you're hoping something like that well not like that not that's gotta happen

Yeah, yeah, but like just bad timing. It's like a bad time, but he has to reach out to everybody that was in it Where are we at? We're at the quarterfinals so Coli beat Carl Neither work here anymore. Oh wait. This was a one-on-one thing. Why did I think it was teen who did I lose to? You lost to Ken Jack Kyle. I thought you lost to Jeff D. Low. We're never gonna get Smith for small in our oh Shit oh that Joey Latham Joey verse little Latham match was incredible Did I not play in this so you guys just all had to set up beer pong in your houses individually yes Compton big cat will never know Nick did you sub in for? blackjack

No, I lost a cat. Oh, I lost a Ken Jack. Who's Nick mush. That's Marty mush. That's Nicky mo Franny Lydiden region purple starfish We're haircut Seth sorry Wow what could have been? That this image is haunting just This is more. This is a sad as baby shoes never worn Ballina cup never finished. It's like it's like an abandoned ball. You just see all the things

Eerie it's a real what could have been yeah And you just wonder what happened That's great Man that was my last wrestling tournament It ended because of the quarterfinals and there was a snowstorm. It was like the best moment of my life. Damn. Damn, you're still in college for COVID? No, it was a snowstorm, Ed. Oh. Yeah. Such a rush. Not losing is the best. Not having to risk a loss. That is, that was probably a huge relief. Were you over wrestling at the time? Oh, yeah, I already knew it was your last tournament. Yeah.

Did you wrestle at all? Or was it? I won a match so I was pumped. Oh, that's amazing. So your last match wrestling was a win. Yeah, I guess I tied for first. Holy shit. But um, Yeah, I don't miss losing is losing regularly is horrible for the brain but how many times would you not lose but you just physically like you had to give up does that make sense that would be losing but it's sure but it's like you could exert some energy but you're like I'm just so tired so that was every every match yeah cuz the one year I wrestled I would be like all right I'm either winning in the first period or I'm losing in the first period

Like I didn't have a you know tank you got one period of you're all yes, and then after that It's pretty much toughness. Yes. Yeah mental toughness. I knew that I was I didn't have it What was it like going into? Match that I didn't have it, I didn't have it. What was it like going into a match that you didn't have a shot? Did you ever think that way? Yeah. Oh, you never thought like- There was a few matches I knew I would lose.

There was like, you went into one with a 0% in your mind, win that. Yes, yes. I bet you a lot of people don't have that. I bet you a lot of people think like there's a chance Yes, so do you even bother to give it your all? My problem was I was too real realistic. Yeah, it was too intelligent and aware of my chances Like when you went in Taiwan Claxton, did you think there was a chance? Taiwan Claxton?

No, but I knew I was pretty good at defense So I knew I kind of got off on keeping it somewhat close So you never got your ass. I've had some fun losses. Okay some really rewarding losses Have you had some bad wins? Yes Sloppy wins yeah like hang your head afterwards disappointed disgusting wins Like it happens like it. like your two losses or your disgusting wins? I love some of my fun losses Dude, it's so tiring have you ever no God no

But that's just combat like when when guys like talk about fighting as if it's just like a masculinity competition It's like here's what's gonna happen You're both gonna be dead in 30 seconds, and then you're just gonna be wailing on each other. It's not gonna be a fight Yeah, that's like For sure when guys think of like all beat his ass Well you have 30 seconds to get it done and unless if you unless you're trained Yeah, no you're right because it truly is a

different type of exertion right men should default to verbal arguments like that on we should stop threatening physical fights yeah what's the average length of a bar fight it has to be under a minute seconds 10 might be 10 seconds then everyone's oh fuck I'm out of breath You're right. Have you ever been a bar fight? No, no have you know have any of you? No, I've been with friends who've gotten yeah close close shoving, but not like Circle yeah, I've seen it for sure yeah other people in a bar fight while I'm at the bar Yes Like I got a one time I got like trying to break it up and I got like rock-em-sock-em-robotted a little bit. Really? It was like a ricochet. You hit the ground? No no no it was like kind of like a deflection.

But then you're probably riding high for the rest of the night. Yeah. Getting punched? Yeah. Yeah for sure. What do you think was the most traumatic fuck-up you've seen in like youth sports while you were playing. For example, we had a kid who was last basketball game of the season and we were terrible. The kid got fouled in the fourth quarter with.01 seconds left. Two free throws. One to tie, one to win. Misses the first one, air balls the second one.

Never living that down. Yips for life my last at bat and baseball I went up. I went up to bat out of the batting order as our last out You guys got bounced from the playoff yeah like ever your blast ever quit I Yeah At least it was having a game of the year having to walk back in there and just go up like That's almost not even I could be a long grove Lions got eliminated all things relative

there was no higher pressure sporting event than Nine and ten year old baseball mm-hmm and the parents bought in completely Yeah, I played remember all for so many years, and I hated it more and more every year Mm-hmm I never enjoyed any of of it I did not enjoy baseball either. I liked when my mom came to the fence to give me a Gatorade Yeah, right and the practices It's a lot of time when it rained you had a practice in the gym. I was a nightmare baseball in the gym sucks Do you remember what the first person said to you? um I

Had a black magic bat and I put it down and then I came like after the handshake line Somebody was beating the bat against a pole and I got all dented up Yeah, it was deserved the car ride back with my Remember like just seas of meltdowns and but the from the parents the coaches the kids My dad was trying to like say a sentence to me and he had to like start and stop like ten times on the drive I'm just like It's like

And it was was the kid like they're like he takes some responsibility to though the kid that what that you jumped Um he was there. Yeah, I like that's what that you jumped um he was there Yeah, I like that's what I'm saying like he could have been like yeah But like the thing is like I took all the attention there like I was the one that went up to the plate And the other coach is the one that caught it He's not up Yeah, you don't feel good about that win though, right? Yeah, you're like uh I get the coach should be the one

responsible for hey you're up the other kid was the also it was me and him like battling for worst on the team yeah yeah baseball is such a skill-based sport but like as kids growing up like you had you pretty much had to play baseball yeah every kid every kid had to play baseball and just go through a humiliation ritual if you weren't athletic Yep, same with soccer everyone was playing soccer. No no no no no at least till I was like same with soccer Yeah, you don't even know had leagues. I played before I could play football. Yeah, so I put like two probably like from age four to Seven oh must be a Chicago thing a big city thing maybe yeah, we were just baseball. That's it hoops

baseball football the little Patriots The little Patriots baseball was everything yeah coaches what I said is before it would take steroids just to coach yeah Fans everyone would show out people would drive in from 30 miles away to watch coaches coaches would like visit kids Houses and like the offseason like scout them the coaches did a draft It was everybody going to the YMCA It was no it was at a Wheeling Jesuit University at the gym and they would draft. Yeah, it's a full-blown draft. How many teams were in this league? Oh Good bit. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah

You guys are baseball town. Yeah Your dad coached you first more right your dad was a coach. Yeah, was that good or bad? Uh, I would say it Didn't help our relationship Is basketball be honest? Just basketball. Yes, baseball is so frustrating. They're just like swing better swing different It's like I have no control over where I'm gonna hit this ball if I hit it. Yeah But you just kind of count on the kids sucking and making errors and then you get on That now I looked at the book you looked at your book. I was a book

I was obsessed with the book, as you can maybe tell. I would take the book home. I was nine years old. But you were a good baseball player. Logging every at-bat into an Excel sheet, keeping track of my on-base percentage, my batting average, and I was so young and so hyper aware of all of my statistics so I knew how much implication each at bat was if not for

the team but for like that's pretty was your dad's I was keeping for my son you were doing this independently your dad wasn't was yeah I was doing this independently we have a profile picture is you in baseball right? I wasn't happy there No, was that Bethlehem red you who may have touched my face? With their flawless thumb. Oh Joe burrow what I just realized he follows me No, what a winter really you got Joe burrow. I don't think it was so he He may have correct Burrow has seen that. Oh. That's crazy to think.

And that's a hell of a hat crease. I look at him. That was the rage. Do you guys watch quarterback on Netflix? No. Mm-hmm. I have a weird obsession with quarterbacks. You are the biggest quarterback defender.

I am. I think it is the most impressive occupation in the world. I think it's Chris Kyle. Okay. Multiplied by Prometheus. And that's what quarterbacking is to you? I think it's so sick. I think NFL quarterback, successful NFL quarterback should be honored beyond athletic accolades Like how Nobel prizes like worldly prizes for the amount of pressure they have to face in the amount of Is everything it's the most it's it's insane

I remember who were you defy revere like her cousins somebody said Kirk cousins sucked Kirk cousins is closer to zeus than the most athletic Dude, you know is to kirk cousins And how do you feel about the unsuccessful quarterback so you still have enough respect I think if you're an NFL quarterback you are Beyond everyone else Can't disagree So when cam newton was on the yak was that the most nervous you've ever been yeah, that is just cam Newton yeah But um you should really dive into this on first things first

I want to get like I think quarterbacks need way more credit I think even bad ones would you do undisputed with skip and break this down no, I think you should just hop on Fox the Fox sports show and just Only positives about quarterbacks that get negative. I think everyone's like oh they get paid so much. They don't care anymore That's their livelihood mm-hmm So what are you what are you taking from this quarterback show I Can't handle I get too nervous watching the games yeah, but you know the outcome I watched like off-the-field footage of Joe burrow like it's

Cia leaks of area 51 I would I just loved watching him do anything I did you see the video of him walking around California that somebody saw at a red light no It was awesome just to see him walk around he doesn't give us much It was awesome because was a chick filming and he was just walking not even that coolly and she's losing her mind She's like oh my god He's a powerful guy. Yes, would you rather have his talent or his looks? his talent His talent good-looking guy though. Yeah, but like his talent mm-hmm

His talent the looks don't matter when you're that talented Yeah True probably be a fair question if he was like a second string so he still had some NFL QB talent, but Yeah, this one people just freaking out at this imagine this one people just freaking out at this imagine having

Dude he's not expressive at all. Oh, we're interesting. Oh, he's in he hires a security team of hot lesbians, but that's interesting in itself There he is That was good Speaking of which what is the horniest social media? TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, other? Prop? ... ... Are we excluding backs? Horniest is by far Twitter

You think over Facebook? Twitter, you can't type any word into the search bar without seeing at least 12 videos of women getting their back blown out in the replies yeah there's straight-up sex on Twitter and yeah everyone is sexual true up but think about like someone normal would they go all out and horny est on Twitter no like no one's posting thirst traps on

Twitter normal people that's that's insta chef tony No, people are they are like non-bots non porn stars Are they nothing just there's a lot of porn stars now Do you have an answer chase into you thought of this I think it is Twitter by a lot just because there is full porn Yeah, I don't even like follow anything that would make my for you page porn, and it's still I still get it Right a lot of it starts up, I still get it. Right. A lot of it starts like a don't open, or like don't open this in public or something like that, and then all the replies are just porn.

You can kinda say the same about that Discover page on Instagram though. Not porn, but hot girl after hot girl. Yeah, that's more beauty. Is it? Yeah? Yeah, there's a difference. Did you see who gave Jerry Lib of the Year on the takeys today? Oh.

It was an amazing, it was awesome. Should we watch it? Yeah, there's an amazing, it was awesome. Should we watch it? Yeah, there's a clip, maybe. Hey Jersey Jerry, I have the honor of congratulating you on not just winning Live of the Year, but defending your title as Live of the Year, because this is the second year in a row. And the takees are right, you have earned this

from your evolving perspective on immigration to being open to the idea that vaccines actually work. I want you to really relish this moment. You know, your commitment, your passion to being a Lib right alongside your fidelity to Mitch Trubisky or your commitment to losing wacky sports bets over and over again Really capture the spirit of being the lip of the year, and I'm looking for you to make a three-peat So we'll talk again a year from now It's a big get

Congrats, that's awesome. Did you see speaking of which that? Jersey Jerry's comments on immigration on this show are being used as like political advertisements. I saw that this morning. Yep. Oh. Let's play it. I totally flipped on immigration.

Oh. But a lot of like, a lot of you. 100%. I'm wearing the same shirt. So, for years, I thought if you're not here legally, you shouldn't be here at all. I flipped I think the people who are working the people who are paying taxes Those people should be able to stay okay music and the other people who are doing bad things We need to find those people and get them out. Okay, so seems well reasoned Yeah, totally flipped. You know why my thoughts switched on immigration?

Well, I was talking to my girlfriend in bed one night and she knows I'm I'm a little right. She knows that and She was like Just talking. She's like can we talk? I was like, yeah sure She's like What's up? Talk to me. She goes they explained to me, you know, you know how our family got here all that stuff and I was like You know what? You might be right. Oh, wow Never stop being curious

Because there are people here who work very hard a sex and they should be able to live in America Jerry's a builder. What are the comments? Jesus Christ Only when it affects you personally See oh they're a little pissed. Oh, you know he folded too easily I mean kind of speaking to this. What do you guys think about fucking Colbert? Canceled yeah that canceled. Well his names in the other show yeah, but it was like doing fine ratings It's the highest out of the three It does the best out of the three and CBS just pulled the plug or talk shows is dying. Yes for sure

Late night talk I knew at least yeah, I felt it But the fact that they just I mean I get whatever you want to change the scene But the fact that they canceled the show in general yeah not replaced can yes, that's crazy I mean it he'll get scooped up somewhere else by the end of the day, right? Yeah, but but he's got one more season They're finished. Okay Like that's David Letterman show. Mm-hmm. Oh the show is done. Yes, the show was done Oh on the late show place, but that's that's no Wow. Yes, that shows almost an institution. Yes. Oh

I just thought it was Colbert. Oh, no, no, no Wow, I don't know where to last night. He announced it right? Has Letterman said anything I have not seen that he's like in the woods Like literally. Yes. Okay. Yes. He's like in the woods I think he is well, he had the Netflix show for a while. Do you still have that? I don't think I could be wrong though, but I know he did that for a little bit Is cordon still doing his no Larry's plug on that a world? I don't even couldn't tell you anything about cordon these days. He got kind of an Ellen cancel remember

He was really mean to a server Mean wait he's ordering an egg yolk omelet. No whites that wasn't that his order. It was cut out the whites Something bad. Yeah, I've been into the tea lately They're saying Carrie Underwood. Oh the meanest person in Nashville whoa no way she is Horrific oh, there's no way are we talking serp waitress stories stuff like that.. They're saying she, yeah. Are you on the Nashville Wives subway? No. Oh. Oh. Yeah. They're saying Musgraves too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not a kind bone in her body. No. I mean she left my boy Rustin. Rustin Kelly?

Yeah. Anything about him? Nothing about Rustin. I was on a flight to him With him to Nashville once didn't say yeah. What is his deal? I was comfort plus he was first-class that there was a divide Yeah, it's gotta be It's always interesting hearing that I went down a Chevy Chase rabbit hole the other day. I heard he's a monster Yeah, yeah like real bad, but like even like they'll like talk blatantly about him. Oh, yeah like bad Ellen never Ellen canceled her show or her shows done. Yeah, right Uh-huh. She got a bad to like chew a different flavor gum around me is insane

Yeah, you would say that that's what they would say. She would say she's earned that Now do you do you like when people have weird quirks like that though? There's a line Yeah, like there's something there's a lot like there's there's this guy used to be the president of the Blackhawks The chief would always do these reports on as he was doing shit one of the things that he did was Whenever they would get Dairy Queen. he didn't like his ice cream too frozen, so he had an intern keep him in his hands and walk around for a little bit to melt it. Too far.

It's funny. Ridiculous, but kind of funny. Right. But he's, yeah. I think it's different for actors and singers. I think the overlying issue is the fraudulence. Like, Alan, don't be so happy on camera All sudden like the shot up intern you know the owner of the Rams great great team owner

I think everybody agrees with that fucking He makes himself when he has to shit or maybe even piss apparently he makes everybody leave the suite To and then he'll shit and piss huh that is that like an extreme insecurity I don't know I think shit like that just like a byproduct of megalomania you just want to see what you can get away with enforcing you think yeah yeah cuz if you really didn't want anyone to know he was shitting or smell it he would just leave you know he's defeating the purpose by telling everyone well what is this is not in the same category, but Jerry Reinsdorf?

The bag of chips oh yeah, that's when I like I was just telling you that my old job Off the top of the show that it was it was a company that he owned and he toured the place one day, and he picked up a like one day and he picked up a like lunch size bag of the like lays, you know like the fun size or not and he just he opened it He had like Probably three to four chips and he just put it down out of out of seven chips Yeah, you know like I've never seen if you're having three chips. You're having half of that bad I know I've never seen someone not finished that kind of bag. You know, that's interesting. That's a lesson. having three chips, you're having half of that bag. I know. I've never seen someone not finish that kind of bag, you know?

That's interesting. That's a lesson in self-control. He had three chips? He had, yeah, he pre-had about three chips. What was the company where the owner... That might be the name. ...erisnumbered at? Yeah, it was fascinating to me. What was the company where the owner wanted to fence in his fat employees?

But like, it's going back to Cronkite. employees But like it's going back to Cronkite like if Dave asked us to clear out a suite to take a shit We would all clear it out. Yeah. Yeah, but Dave would also like tweet that he did that. Yeah, you would know I'd you know, that's why the Ellen thing was so shocking. Exactly. She had intern cages now shackles When i was at howard they they kind of cleared the hallways a little bit We were at the hbcu college howard you went to howard how are you at yeah i did a semester You went you're lying yeah what you went to howard yeah i'll be a semester You did i remember that you swear yeah i'm not this. Yeah, it was like a grad study. I

Just didn't enjoy. I don't know what do you mean the hallways cleared? When the Dean was coming yeah pretty much if any football players It was just kind of you cleared it out I'm not buying it Which tell us more Are you guys are fucking with me? He's kidding he we tried to do what you guys do. He was an intern for Howard Stern oh That's even crazier. Yeah, wait a goddamn for Howard Stern HBC. It was way more believable Probably but yeah the hallways, but we would do that too for Dave. That's just like a no

There's an there's an well was he wasn't telling them to clear this no, but we're nervous definitely act differently when Dave's yeah That's fine But but but people still are kind of ballsy were like I mean for instance like Jacob like leaving notes on big cat's desk Mm-hmm, I think big cats are more Sure yes, but that shit you work for Howard Stern This is some of the stuff internship semester. Yeah, what did you learn? What were the big things going on when you were there? So I was there in 2015 I

Part of the job was I was a signed a mentor And I don't know if you guys are familiar with the show but I was assigned Richard Christie. Of course, he's a legend of pranks. A legend, yes. So like. I love Richard Christie. Like Kyle, you were kind of formed by him. His prank calls are the best. Yes, he's awesome.

He's awesome. That was your mentor. That was my mentor. I didn't know this about you. Yeah, a guy who had Sarah Silverman smell his ball cheese on the air. Let me teach you how to do this. While you were there. No. I wasn't there for that Yeah, what's like the timeline of the Stern show like when did already leave already left in? 2009 2010 ish okay something like that

Yeah, that's when he was gone His high-pitched voice Mike still there His voice isn't high-pitched anymore. How they got it fixed really you believe that Did you meet Beetlejuice? No sadly never met Beetle? That was he wasn't on at all that spring when I was there I know I because part of thing was I'd answer calls and I tried to send Eddie Van Halen's manager into the into the Like the office like to the producer and I hung up on him on accident

I hung up on Eddie Van Halen because I thought I was getting pranked Is there's a guy named our shoes who of course you've ever heard of him is he passed? No sour shoes is still going. Yeah. Yeah, have you ever heard of this guy? I don't know sour shoes He's like I wasn't a stern guy grown up. He's one of the most talented people sour shoes. Yes Yeah, so I was listening to this when I was like 10 years old So I don't remember everything vividly, but I remember sour shoes was he the one that would go around the city That was you're thinking of a stuttering John Stuttering John yes

What did sour shoes do that made him so talented he could play music and his impersonations were impeccable That's right like the way he was able to sound like the producer like Like you did so you thought you were getting pranked by Salish being pranked by he had a good Eddie Van Halen manager impression Did you get any backlash have you ever tried to reach back out to these people since you've now I'm sorry one guy's a big fan JD. He's a big fan. He's a big barstool guy. He's a good guy. The limo driver? That's Ronnie. He's the man. That guy's hilarious.

So everybody was pretty solid over there? Yeah. Did you have any one-on-ones with Howard? No. You just get a picture with him at the end. Okay. And that's it. Yeah. But he was only there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so. I think my internship I was only on only there Monday Tuesday Wednesday, so I was and I I think my internship I was only on Tuesday Thursday Friday, so oh, we're the only pack staggered you against yeah, I know

That's what they did, but I had like where was this located? Midtown lived in New York City. Yeah for four months God. I didn't know that Ed. I'm sorry man I think I knew I consider us friends, and I don't know shit about you I found out your last name live on the basketball turn. I disrupted everything yeah Yeah, four months has you've been to the serious studios all right now no That's fucked up. You guys were over there. Is it yeah? Yeah, it is with it so fucked up. I was never in HQ, too Yeah, that don't surprise me I Think of you is after that I barely was either I was only there once okay, you know

Kyle you that's where you started Yeah, I had a few months there five months, you know The nature of the business I had to be uncomfortable It was super uncomfortable. It was uncomfortably free had to be uncomfortable. It was super uncomfortable. It was uncomfortably free almost, but congested. It was weird. How long did you start after Kyle?

A year. So did you ask for Nick to come on or did you just apply? I was going to say I can't see you asking early on in your career. What did you say? No, I let them make the decision Yeah, it was warranted. Yeah, thanks, man

You owe me for that I do big no that's me just saying that I know yeah Yeah, do you miss just designing graphics and being in there? I I thought I did and then I tried to do something the other day for like a new show and I suck Really fucking suck the skill you lose huh? Uh-huh there the the You think it's a dog is evolving. I I don't have the eye anymore. I suck and it was really really disheartening that is Yeah, I asked our graphics guy Blake to make this edit of me looking like me do and he did it in like 90 seconds and it looked great. Yeah, your job you would have lost your job anyways Yeah, be fucked gotta do the Costco enterprises route which what's ahead outsource labor from the Philippines

Big justice spilled the beans all 11 of their editors are from the Philippines no no That was incredible. Oh shit shot up like Danny you look good That's gonna be my new way the big justice. I don't know big justices middle name was justice. Oh No, yeah that drop to Why can't be right? I feel like as like they may be losing some relevancy. They're gonna be dropping some bombs like that Yeah, they're yeah be dropping some bombs like that Yeah, some boom stuff. Yeah

Steve You want to come up with some shepherdy answers would love that you wonder too Sure, thank you. Do is going after Anika what are the odds to do ends up at that Beach House? So I think like he's gonna be there. We would... someone at the house would have to invite him which will totally happen but I'm saying it's not just like employees can even just waltz in there whenever they want. You have to be invited. So maybe... Are you or any of the other crew getting like propositions from random people like hey, you got to invite me over

Maybe just like random Coworkers like chef Donnie's yeah, I want to come for a weekend or something But that's as far as it gone as gone so far no randoms I don't think we can invite anyone the first weekend though no outsiders There it is damn Nick smokes formal The thing is if those two had a friendship that would be unstoppable

Smoking to do smoking to do I Think Kind of I think there may be there to alike like Rico and Nadu. Cut back to the cave. Blutman you enjoying the show? Hell yeah. That's all I needed baby.

No, there kind of is a variable where smokes and Nadu would be a real threat to the riders. You think so? Kind that's that's a How so? There I think that's a powerful duo But I don't I think the writers coming out of this stronger you think so yeah Why cuz I think they needed I they needed they needed that they've gained motivation They were angry, but now they're bloodlusted I

Don't want any part of that Neither do I even though I just said that yeah, it sounds like are you a side picker? No, I'm not I'm on record as I'm not a side picker. I hate picking sides. I hate giving opinions I thought you were a full-blown rider me. Yeah, I'm a rider I'm better friends with Rico. I consider Rico an actual friend of course, but like Rico's not gonna like the butt after that What are you?

Well you I think you're on record saying you're a rider you you you ask somebody to use their time to make you look like Nidu Mm-hmm cuz so you're gonna do apparently no someone certain someone was interested in that look so I thought I'd try it out Alright, what's jeopardy? Oh boy? Yeah, so che will give us an Answer and we have to guess what the what it is So che will give it sorry I was doing celebrity guesser all right. Do you forget? So, Chay will give it. Oh, sorry, I was doing celebrity guesser. All right, give me another minute. Oh, yeah.

We can do both, I guess. So, celebrity guesser's just impossible, right? Mm-hmm. You name a celebrity, Chay says hot or cold based on how he thinks, how close he thinks it is. But he doesn't know shit about celebrities. So, that's why it's very possible. Yes, okay. But it's still hard.

I like that That's good What are you doing this weekend Kyle you got anything big coming up mmm Dinner tonight Dinner I'll probably do a couple dinners Dinner Probably do a couple dinners

I've been getting I got proper chased by a homeless man Really made me almost cry for multiple reasons Lay it out what after the jewel osco in my area TJ knows it's it's getting bad Mm-hmm. There's a lot of I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah So I did like the standard like some guy was like yelling at me for to stop me and I you kind of just Unfortunately have to brush them off and walk past he didn't like that He sprints in front of me then starts charging at me and screaming nonsense So I was you know, you're kind of forced to be emasculated there so I scampered away

And it was pretty embarrassing and now we we're, we have a healthy gap and he's still like screaming at me, calling me a pussy, a racist bitch. So then he furthers, I don't wanna do anything about that. So now I kinda ran away from him. And then a girl on a bike stops me and was like like hey, are you okay? And that made it worse? And I felt sad about the fact that I bitched out I felt sad about the situation like there's no right move there Yeah, it hurts it so much that he wasn't just screaming nonsense. He was saying like you're a pussy. You're a racist that yeah

Oh my god. Did you at any point think of hitting him with a double leg? I? Think there was a split second was like do I do I defend myself? Yeah And the answer is no The answer is no it would look a lot worse You can't be the guy shoving up yeah But what if he just gave him a dollar or something like gave him whatever he was asking for but that's a bad precedent Yeah, you can't have a dollar

If this is a reoccurring thing I would do if that and that's what it takes you got a reoccurring problem No, it just happened once okay If he double eggs him he'll never fuck with him again. Is it homeless man very much It wasn't the same one that You're the altercation with your significant other oh No, the naked one yeah, no he was clothed. Okay. She wasn't what? Tough clothes I didn't want to be tough. Oh, they're gross clothes. Yeah.

There's a point of homelessness where I'd rather you be naked around me. Yeah. Have you ever seen a guy jerking it in public? Uh, yes. Uh, on the one train in New York. Yeah. Yeah. He just looked over and he was just...

He was pounding it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not me. On the red line. He was faced away though. He had like the back seat. You know the doors connected yeah Have you had no I don't think I have any there was was there any party Did you just get up and leave I was to the point of like jaded to where I just was sitting You just didn't even I wasn't in like splash zone. Are you anti sitting on the subway? No? No you'll sit yeah

Yeah, but you know if you get a chance to sit you sit no I wouldn't sit if I was like rubbing thighs I Needed a pretty empty car because people do I would prioritize leaning against the door area if there was like on that Yeah, cuz people won't sit in like the corner seats, right? Is that a piss area? I think that's what I've heard. Yeah. Like your best bet is to take like the straight. You just kind of have to look and be cautious.

Yeah. You ever sat in anything bad? No. No, thank God. You sound like you have. No, I have not actually. But I only really took the subway a lot when I was in New York There was a woman shitter outside of our office a good bit

There was yeah, and he would just see her just Jewish. Yeah Dropping logs. Yeah Damn not wiping you ever see the movie kids No, you ever seen it. Oh, but it's uh You ever see the movie kids no you ever seen it now, but it's uh It's about bad kids right yeah, it's fucking it's a it's a scarring movie and I watch Maximum Overdrive the other day What's that about everything like technological comes to life? It's like during Stephen King's real heavy coke phase But there's a main bad semi truck, and they surround these people in a gas station Amelia, Ostevesis in it Oh, really got to watch it. Oh really gotta watch it

This it sounds like is it like like tremors esque. Yeah, okay. It's a lot like tremors I like that, but it's if it's a of worms It's trucks. Oh It's so fucking awesome spooky truck a little kid gets run over by like one of those like concrete flatteners in his little league game Wow, yeah, I don't know Stephen King used to write under a different name because he wanted to see if he still had it Yeah, did you know that I think I've read that I forget what Richard uh? Is it Richard I forget the name? Are you do you like Stephen King love Stephen King? He just made pretty weird. you like Stephen King? Love Stephen King. He just made a pretty weird sound.

I like Stephen King's books. I think he just... He kind of ousted himself. He may have said, I'm a pedophile. Stephen did? More than one words. When did he do that? Richard Bachman.

Richard Bachman. He's been like very anti-Trump. Everything he says is pretty much... He dislikes Donald Trump. But then when the Epstein List said they said it doesn't exist, he was just like, Yeah, the Epstein List exists, so does the tooth fairy and Santa Claus. And we're just like, that's... So odd.

Kind of odd. Yeah. It's like his space he made a statement to. He was like, release that shit. He demanded it. Yeah. Please! Did he? Yeah, he demanded that thing to be released. Yeah, like his, like, innocence would be proven if he like really demanded it. Yeah, did he yeah, he demanded that thing to be released

Yeah, like his like innocence would be proven if he wasn't on it. Yeah, dude. You're that's an unrelated matter Speaking of I did see that guy on the train not spacey. Oh The guy that he unfortunately I think he was inappropriate with how would you recognize that guy dude? It was beyond bizarre because I recognize him from Road Trip Ever seen the movie Road Trip? Yes, and he's apparently very famous for the movie rent. I was in rent the musical Yeah, the musical rent and I went up to was like hey you the guy from Road Trip I was I was like 12 or 13 with my friends going to the taste of Chicago, and he was like yeah That's me, and I always wondered how many times he's been recognized for that rather than rent. That's him Anthony rap

Yes, I'm Remy's asshole TA. I don't remember him. Yeah Very famous from rent so you recognized him from his assault No, no from road trip the movie not as assault, but that's how we Moved over to this conversation But I've always said I think that's the yeah, I Think that's the move like if I see Chicago, Illinois so to Kevin Spacey just moved to like France or something. I think so He still um has fans in like Eastern Europe Yeah, yeah

That reveal in seven finding out was him all time yeah, I'll make movies like that anymore No, although there are a lot of good movies out right now. I Have my good movies in a long time like what? so right now Superman's out f1 I Wouldn't say good, but I saw the Jurassic Park. I know what you did last summer reboot come out came out today Are you are you a big theater guy? Oh? Yeah? Do you have the pass? Oh? Yeah? You see the pattern with these, but they're all Reboots yes, there's no sure You see the pattern with these, they're all reboots. Yes, for sure.

Yes, you're right. Still. There is a couple new, because you're an original piece kind of guy, is that what you're saying? No, I don't have to be, but I feel like there was a stage where more original movies were coming out. Yeah. Yeah, no, I can't argue with you on that. Because I was about to name name some other ones. I think they're all like biopics and shit right give me more

Accepted and without a paddle yeah like pretty shitty movie shitty movies that will make money. Yeah, that's what I know yet Why don't they do that? Yeah? Why aren't they putting millions of dollars in the movies? I'll wait though. I could watch for free What happened to Amy smart? Oh, oh yeah she came and went like the tide before we talk about Amy smart we talked about Jennifer love you it for a minute oh you like the her new picture that everybody's going you you liking that che what what she do yeah yeah the floor is yours pose looks good or obviously you know she's much older than she does think she looks great Yeah, she does look great. Mm-hmm. I Didn't need I didn't know that Sofia Vergara statue in Colombia is like 40 feet tall

Really massive yeah, I didn't know she had a statue. She just got one good for her. I got to bring white socks Dave It's in where I think we're wherever Columbia yeah yeah Latin America rides for their stars Dave's gonna be scaling that like Godzilla skyscrapers in common can kill me I on the way planes Wow There she is damn cold yeah We're she even there on I don't know tomorrow our next Kate date will be please yeah, that's that one Che do you have it yes The key che do you have it? Yes Go ahead and say it so I'm going to say the answer and you guys have to guess the question Yeah, wait. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay?

Do we do the easier one of the harder one we have to let's go start with easier easy. Yeah the grocery store Very open-ended I Don't know that I've played this either, but it's like Jeopardy So now we have to guess what the question would be that would warrant the answer the grocery store Based on Chase personal opinion. He's gonna tell us how hot cold warm or cool Che has mentioned that I think he goes grocery shopping sometimes to like relax. He enjoys it. All right underrated place to relax Cold mmm good place to buy groceries

Warm This was an easy one best besting selection of ingredients warm best place for free samples No change Best best place to browse No, no no cooler I guess. Best place to use the bathroom? no although I did have to go to the bathroom

or I've gone to the bathroom in grocery stores a couple times this month. this month? yeah it's not been. that's an emergency. I think grocery store bathrooms are the worst Kyle the respects one is the worst place. I've ever stepped foot in oh, that's come on now Worst bathroom the public one and yeah Connor Griffin had an emergency diarrhea situation out of jewel osco this week or last week Not the place to do it what a weird ones that you have to like walk like through the back of the store to get to like the private. Oh Bathroom yeah, that's on it. He was on his way to volleyball and had to go I Would rather go to a hotel and get a room for the night just

They say low-key, that's the best place to stop hotel lobby Yeah, I used to do that at the old office when it was like because I yeah, I would not go in the office I'll go. Oh really yeah, I think Penn station is the worst bathroom ever been to you use the Penn station bathroom It's a tough one that port authority worse is it yeah, because it's full Door down to the floor so people live in there Port Authority has generational homelessness like parents parents Really yeah Live in there oh board authority has generational homelessness like parents parents really yeah That's tough for to thought

The Penn Station bathroom yeah that had not even like I didn't shit to be clear I well that then hold your piss you shouldn't our TJ want to treat you shit in the Penn Station bathroom TJ again When you gotta go you gotta go I've seen the Penn State that this Penn Station just walk back to the office I did catch a train. I wasn't at Barstow at the point. Oh sat on that toilet. Yeah You have human papilloma virus The worst toilets are on the train those are the worst toilets Really yeah The worst toilets are on the train those are the worst toilets really yeah It ain't even close and you've had to do that

dozens of times Dozens Grocery store, but what best temperature No, I smell that Best place for ingredients? No, that was said already. No. Ingredients? Grocery?

Worst parking lots? No. Or I'm supposed to do warm or cold. Worst parking lots is cold. And warmest so far has been best place to buy groceries? Technically, yes. Okay. has been best place to buy groceries technically yes, okay It's best place to buy something. Maybe it's not cereal

No change All right, can you tell I guess I guess that's slightly warmer than just groceries because it is specific thing deli meats No change best place to buy magazines warmest so far what the oh not much of a change since last book okay best place to buy Mentos at the checkout counter mm-hmm No change all right tell us this one the best place to buy flowers What flowers much cheaper than you get at a florist? Much more convenient, okay, that's fair. We could have gotten yeah, we I think we could have gotten there all right Give us the hard one

Once every three weeks Oh best place wash your sheets Alright not too bad Steve Not too bad Ed what are you doing this weekend? You always got something. Sorry for not asking you watch. No, it's all right No, I got a bocce tournament next weekend though This weekend really nothing Nothing and I kind of like that. That is nice. Like August is busy. You'd never get a your e or you Have you beaten the anti dog guy?

I don't think I'll ever beat that you have to get a dog. I Want a dog? Yeah, you're not gonna beat it. How are you still like? How are you feeling about your decision? Oh, it's great Yeah, yeah, it's easier now the first couple weeks were just tough But no, it's good now. Yeah, do you have one do I have a dog? Yeah? No, I've no would you know get one I am just too like I can't know if I can I Don't want that response to counties. Are you two cats? I do would you go lizard or hamster next? Hamster by far lizard ever hamster very cute. Oh, I'm lizard over hamster. I think no

I don't like lizards hamster will change the smell of your home Yeah, but it's it's tolerable. What about ferret? No, reek the reek They're entertaining if you have a lizard you take it out. Let it kind of I don't think you really handle it, right a Lizard is more of an accessory like a lizard is a poster Yeah, I Think ferrets kind of fucked up You think they're fun. I do I think they're fun. They're goofy Like you would thoroughly enjoy wearing a long-sleeve shirt that I could just crawl all the way

Yeah, my first pet was a chinchilla which are kind of ferret adjacent. I say yeah I say that on here a free swim. No, did you? Yeah, that happened to me. I hate ferrets and kid brought him to a party ran up your shirt Hey, you and he put it on me and it ran into my hoodie pocket and was chilling there So get this amazing. No beautiful smell their long rats Hoodie pocket and was chilling there. So get this amazing. No beautiful smell their long rats They not about him. Yeah, I had a friend growing up had one a bit like wires and got electrocuted and died really Yeah, did uh did their house smell? Yeah, he smelled Like ferret. Yeah, that's that's one of my biggest fears of having a distinct odor and I'll never know

Like everybody's house has a different smell. But I don't want, you tell me, right? Kyle, you've been to my home. Danny, you've been to my home. Yours doesn't, but I can still smell some of my childhood friend's homes. I can just think about it and smell it. Yeah. Oh yeah.

It wasn't always bad, it was just very, you could barely ever describe it. I had some friends with stinky homes and you just kinda got used to it after about 30 minutes. Right, the smell of smoke activates a fight or flight for me. Those were the funnest families though. Smoking families? The houses that smelled like pure smoke.

Like that's where you were partying. Yes The walls were not white anymore beige They were the tint of like yellow and there was a difference if it was Marlowe lights or Newports. Oh, yeah No, my my My dad's side of family is a Paul mall family and I would go over and get watched all the time My hand me downs were from smokers my toys You knew Yeah Smell just like a virginia slim. Yeah, people still smoking those. I don't even do they exist those big in your parts

Virginia slims, I don't know like those people just switched to vapes. Yeah cigarette use is plummeting like crazy It's got to I thought I thought it was gonna get a little spike back up It's going down popular. It's going down. I thought I thought it was going to get a little spike back up. It's going down. It's going down. It's been going down for like 20 years. Yeah, but it went up during COVID, remember? Did it? That was the first year smoking had a had an increase. People are... Like third world countries smoke like crazy. Asia is... Even like, yeah, Turkey, Indonesia. Oh yeah. But they haven't experienced tobacco,

like anti-tobacco drives yet. And they said like, that's coming and that's gonna like decrease cancer by like millions. Italy, everybody's smoking constantly. Turkey too. That was the first thing I did when I got there. I bought a pack, like, cause everybody else was doing it. but their cigs are different. They're super thin. Yeah, right Yeah, I get they are kind of fun. I enjoyed it. It's almost like a toothpick. Yeah, it was just

Yeah, you have a you have a marble red randomly you're sitting down for like 15 minutes after that. Yeah Yeah, there was a smoking room in the airport in Italy. That's yeah, that's right that glass box I didn't realize that we still had that in and it was jam-packed when I went I was trying to get one more in before the flight 12 people in a glass room probably the size of Half this half of this room. Yeah, just like shoulder to shoulder smoking a cigarette. It's a hoon lounge. Yeah in the airport wanton don I The hoon lounge yeah in the airport want on don I Can see cigarettes making a big comeback though Cuz every anyone who vapes now says they vape way more than they ever did when they were smoking cigarettes So you're thinking if vapes get like a bad PR thing or if you wanted to smoke less whether whichever one is

Healthier for you. It would be cigarettes because you have to go outside Yeah, you can't just have it people are doing it in their sleep by accident Is the smoke break still a thing that has to happen to people at work wasn't that like a legal thing definitely? Watch it. I thought it was like a yeah, you got a smoke break so people started smoking for the breaks to get the break Yeah, like multiple people going at it once and hitting their posh. I don't even ask trays anymore. No Damn we have the facts like it causes cancer Yeah, so that's good I think that scares enough people sufficiently for it never to grow again

but do people really think vaping isn't gonna cause cancer and I vape here and there too, but Of course it has to right course. What do you think cigars I'm a big cigar guy you're a big I'm like batting a thousand for puking after cigars really damn dude fucking nauseating are you inhaling that shit I don't know I might I think I'm just bitch-made yeah it's too much of a commitment. It'd take forever Is there anything like that would if you found out it was linked to? Cancer it wouldn't affect you it you wouldn't change your behavior at all like for example I think there's an article that came out I don't know the validity of it, but like bacon consumption is linked to getting cancer

I certainly haven't eaten any less bacon not that I eat a ton of it But it feels like cancer is inevitable if you live long enough Mm-hmm It is I think it's just a time thing. It's a lifespan thing. That's why you got to get it out of the way Yeah, man, you're immune It also feels like their studies Every couple years on something that you think is good is not good Oh like eggs to go a terrible PR There are some things that do a complete 180 Yeah, I remember trying to like yeah, I was trying to hammer like healthy food at one point

I was eating a lot of tilapia and then I found out the tilapia you can't eat really yeah It's like all you're eating the fucking corn fed one you gotta eat this one same thing with the tires You guys know about the tires? Football fields football fields yes the ground-up tires and the turf. Yes. Cancer. Those things won like environmental awards because they didn't know how to get rid of tires. They didn't know how to just you know Make waste of them. So they're like, yeah, we'll make football fields and they won awards for You know being resourceful and now it's cancer. Yeah, we are winning the war on cancer though. Yeah Yes, that's good. It's a war of attrition

But there are some things that like Like if red red meat, it's not the best for you, but like I you still do it Yeah, I Do something unhealthy every single day multiple every yeah yeah I would I wish we they say like swallow like a credit card of plastic yeah like a year yeah yeah it'd be nice to know like what my plastic consumption is I got after the year you probably eat a lot. Yeah, probably people are doing shots of olive oil now to shit

Apparently it lube yeah to shit yeah get it out. I guess it lubes you up Che can I get it can I offer you a shot of olive oil? Already pooped today, so I don't have too much in the reserves already pooped in the grocery store today Is that where you shit if need be I think you leave the card unattended or what No, I'm gonna take a picture All his food the grocery cart just in the men's bathroom She was your wife clowning you yesterday I Think her and big cat had a fine conversation about

My guys weekend, and how it was weird. I guess they both agreed is weird to get multiple massages in the weekend multiple boys multiple massages in a weekend. Multiple boys' massages. Yeah, multiple friend massages. They were with my male friends. They were done by females most of the time. Not the first one. For some of us.

She thought it was weird or was she pissed about it? No, no, she was fine. Are there any other? I think she said big cat like These have like one was or like I guess big cat just doesn't get massages. I've never gotten one I Got a gift certificate. I know and so did Kyle and I either I still have to have all use it I still got a gift certificate. I'm weird about being touched. I need to get over it because I know it feels so good They really beat you up sometimes though.

Nick, you want to go get one one day? With you? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's the thing. If it- They- sometimes they go too hard. Then you're just at jujitsu practice.

Hahahaha! Fucking getting beat on for 90 minutes. Like- They're gonna ask you like, is it too firm? And then, yeah, midway. And you can't be like, No, it's usually pretty early.

Sometimes they still go too hard. Like, can't stress enough, I want it gentle. I want to be lulled. So there's like the Swedish mashup? That's what I asked for, and sometimes they still rub their elbow. You got your ass sneezed in. Got sneezed, yep, yep, yep.

You went no pants? I had a very sick masseuse Nailing masseuse you're on the Sean Watson mode. I can assure you I didn't do that I Go under you go what under I go underwear. Yeah, yeah Do you have to ask for them to massage your ass or they automatically do it You get I get a lot of forms and you check the places you don't want touched and I always check glutes and feet And sometimes they still do it Have you ever had the the gown actually accidentally fall?

the gown fall What do you mean? That's what like the perverts in the pre when you're in the the pre massage robe. Yes Then it falls into reveal Yeah, or opens up me. Oh, yeah. Yeah See, I don't I don't want to put myself at risk for any of that. That's embarrassing Have you ever got one at the airport? No, no the chair massage is there. Oh Chair those hurt. No, no not not not like the massage chairs. There's people that do it. Oh, yeah

Yeah, they yelled at me for getting naked in the airport. Yeah, that's right. I have wanted to Do a video at a mall and stop at every kiosks and have every service. That would be amazing. Yeah, you should do that. I love malls. They have to chase you down though for the full kiosk experience. But it's got to be the middle ones, no outside stores.

Only the ones hovering in the hallway. Yes. Would you get your ear pierced? I guess I would have to. You would have to. I've had it done before. Did you seriously try to rock a hoop? yeah I wasn't hoop it was double stud you're double studded yes double-studded diamond yeah high school yeah college I

had them I didn't wear them in college really okay pop them in for like a formal or something you'd have to take them out for high school too because you couldn't wear them oh dude you weren have to take him out for high school too because you couldn't wear him Oh, dude, you want a lot of rings at high school. No, we couldn't have her hair below our can have a beard Even if I could grow and I couldn't have a beard. Yeah Try to pop these like clear things in and they hurt like bitch, dude Bring it back the earrings. No, I'm way too old and not cool. You could do one hoop Who rocks a hoop here? Tom Lay.

Tom Lay rocks the hoop. I've noticed that. He does it effortlessly. After they saw you got your ear pierced in high school, did you get randomly drug tested? They would do shit like that. Really? We had our freshman year.

We learned real quick. We were just messing around, we learned real quick. We were just messing around making 14 year old jokes. Like, oh, who's bringing the mess to the party this weekend? And it was like six of us all got randomly drug tested the following Monday. Damn, strict.

You had to pit, did they watch you piss? It was a hair test, bro. Oh my God. Yes. We would go there and they they cut our hair and send it out There was a kid in my grade went to grade school with him to actually at alopecia and they cut his fingernail Oh my god. Yeah, there was real straight Fuck around has your school ever reached out to you since you've been out give a speech I bet you'd give a good high school. Yeah, we've done pep rallies there

I did a pep rally your high school. I did not speak. I was just kind of there You know just he was around yeah, he's rolling up the boys on the court. Oh, no. I didn't do anything like that That was I thought you did no I didn't give a speech no But you were wrong people up on the court during the pep rally Did they get you have like the big megaphone I had the flag and I was okay Like Benny the Bull fucking waving it back and I do the bull. Yeah Have you done anything? No, no, no Their high schools are you had a huge high school, right? It was big. Yeah, did Jason Williams go to your high school?

No, no, he's a southern southern, West Virginia. Oh, you want to score with Randy Moss duPont high school Is duPont the one like the wrestling one? Or is it a that's the The male murderer. Yes, right, but that's a college institution. Okay, sorry Team it's a dude. Oh It's a dude. Oh, it's a guy It's also something else Fuck du pont du pont is not really poison all the water. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, Jeff Gordon's main sponsor That's right. Oh, you're right

Dude, how's that Ohio? Town doing that had the train crash. Oh, oh, that's for palette about that. Yeah, I was obsessed with their mayor Why his size? Oh was he oh he was a doosie mayor yes? He was substantial is he still the mayor he might not be yeah, what a place That was a story there is He had better visuals Fatter yeah, he looks shrunk down Now that's the moneymaker

But the fact is he could become a mayor is great. Yeah Only in America as mince you would like to say you're right Damn how many mayor's run unopposed? There's so many towns. It's probably the majority. You just ask. Because our town had a teen mayor for two terms. Bethlehem, yeah.

We have like a, we have a, we made history, the progressive history. We have like a trans- We have a trans congresswoman. Yeah Yeah What do you mean a teen man? Yeah, I don't believe you but I don't even know what a teenager mayor yeah Of Bethlehem, West Virginia. What was his name? You're describing a plot to a Parks and Rec episode now. We had a teenage mayor. Yeah, we did Talked about him. Um I wasn't I wasn't living there at the time though alright anything else chill Friday

I think we covered all the bases yeah, hey ad reads all blows are done Yeah, all right TJ. I spin the wheel oh John be Bethlehem, West, Virginia There it is always 20. Oh fuck. Oh, no 18. Yeah, there we go in third Ward Is he still in office? I don't know I was he put in eight new laser quest locations in the town trampoline park ice cream truck Roller-Rink Roller Rinks are awesome. I agree. I was a big roller rink guy. They still kind of exist hours burnt down really yeah

Did you have you seen the footage of like the professionals? There's like a community of like people who do it very well Yeah old men. No, I've never seen that Look at this guy. What's he got? Just carrying things. He's really juggling there Are those very heavy or is he making sure not of drones? The effort the off And I need to see you next to me I've never been on a four bagger like that no I can't do that I do the blades

yeah same there's nothing cooler than this though this is just like an allotted hour where newbies can't do it hat like right like I'm not gonna swim holy shit I wouldn't want guys so smooth and we have the surface for it we could bring somebody in and we could in here I'd love to learn bro would be holding on to the rail the whole time we did a video about ice ring recently oh look at that guy and I had to hold on to the rails for a little bit I don't get how they know the steps like is there since there's some sort of routine that they're practicing like has their in

Sink that's how I move in like my dreams I Couldn't imagine anything being more fun than this oh My god looks like they're going so fucking fast too They are So somebody skating backwards next to them filming this that's impressive to like a baby girl. Oh seven. Why is this low-key attractive? Hey? Relax Danny were you a DDR guy no no no never done it Kyle like a tar hero. I was DDR. I was rock band really you played DDR. I did to lose weight

For that weight I would like put on plastics and do DDR. I have no rhythm. It was tough But I like the soundtrack Like hyperpon you doing it at the arcade or am I in my house at the mat? Yeah, not Matt was never good sock that Matt sucked. Yeah Does the arcade game still exist anywhere? Yep, it does even busters last summer and they had one. Oh, yeah, that size. There's always like a wily old vet Oh, yeah, I mean it's impressive to watch very It's a dude. You'd never expect to know. Oh very it's a dude you'd never expect to oh that's a dude you'd expect fully yeah yeah you're gonna do the

archie what makes think I played no reason I actually did not play you walk into an arcade and that thing like Howard Stern walking through the halls He just has his wife squirting in water bottle That we should get one in the office a DDR. Yeah, this is sort of the evolution. This is like the new whoa I've seen these guys. I didn't know tech was like this now But that looks like he doesn't have to step anywhere. I think it's like Do you just have to stay on that blue line? It's called shuffling I Can't believe they spin

Yeah, these guys go to the arcade like with the same mindset as someone going to the gym. They're just there to work out Kyle have you beat sabre'd on the VR? Beat sabre'd? Yeah No, what is that? Oh, you can like download songs and you get these two you hold your two VR sticks They're like lightsabers and you have to hit the blocks to the music. Oh It's a blast. That's yeah this You have to dodge walls and stuff it's actually fun

Yeah, I'll do this. I Know my girlfriend is disgusted when I have the mask on I Look so stupid cuz you exclusively VR in bed. Yeah, and she next to you You just sit in there with your mouth open sometimes. I like try to like kiss her neck to remind her I'm there while you still have it on hit her with I'll give her a nice knee touch that's what he wants to do. I'm here. I love you, baby I'm doing anything to transport different dimension have you downloaded the rock? dirty talk earlier

No, that seems desperate I saw it, but I didn't look into it much has anybody in this office done it I Don't think so I Don't know I don't think so not yet someone will somebody will under the gut chief will All right boys everybody have a teacher gonna spin the wheel fuck All right, let's have a weekend. Thanks everybody. Thank you everyone. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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