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Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Hello, it's the Yak, Robak.com, promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase cues. It's polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak Hello everyone We're not gonna draft today we're gonna draft next Friday is everyone here Friday, I think yes next Friday sure No, what's I'm out Thursday and Friday for what? San Francisco. I'm out. You guys are motherfuckers.

I'm here every Friday. And we're out Monday for the... I knew you were out Monday. This coming Monday? Yeah. Philly. Out of order. I'm sorry. But then you're back Wednesday? Tuesday. And Wednesday Fidelberg will be here? Yes. Should we draft with Fidelberg on Wednesday. He'll throw up a Wednesday draft. I'm kind of down for that

We've never drafted on Wednesday. We've never drafted on a Wednesday. I bet you we have I would be down for that Only Friday draft I'd be down for that a Wednesday draft with Fidel Berg Yeah, we should do that for sure is that that's our for sure for sure. We have a live show Wednesday, too. Evening. Perfect. Okay. That's why he's here. That's why he's here. Oh, yeah.

I just don't want to get wasted. So I guess Sass will be here, too. Oh. Oh, he will be. No, we can't draft for Sass. We can just have a class of Sass. We can draft for Sass. No, we can't draft for Sass.

Sass can draft. He already got drafted. He doesn't like it. TJ, where are you going? San Francisco? New York. Hmm. Gee.

Cool with that? There are a lot. For what? What's going on, Delicious? Oh! Shit. Kate, welcome back. Thank you.

Great to be back. What were you doing where I was like, I really miss Kate in this moment? Oh, welcome back. Thank you. Great to be back. What were you doing where I was like, I really miss Kate in this moment? Oh, of course. Ranking the looks of some woman. Oh, yeah. Who was it? It was a nasty bitch. It was Mamie. She was good looking.

No, she was here for Mamie. She was here for Mamie. Wait, when did we do the really good looking one? But it was like, damn, Kate should be here for this. Oh, Mamie. should be here for this. I mean, we get that shit off. I was I was here for me. I put Lucas in that chase seat because I want Lucas. I want the chat to it's a Friday. These are the days I wish we could still do Friday vibes.

Unfortunately, we can't because I'm just feeling I'm feeling happy. Feeling blessed. Beautiful weather. Yeah. Friday. So check. Come up with a game for us. Give us an activity. Give us an activity. Give us a game Jack gives back On the show today chat Lucas just try to try to figure out what what the best I call Lucas and pitch your idea to yeah You can't call me anymore. I blocked everyone every not everyone Not everyone. And my number's definitely not out there either. Lucas, good beard. You're really crafting a solid...

Is this something you're actively working on or you're like, no I know? I had never grown a beard before and then back in like March I was like, oh I'll grow it out and apparently I can grow a beard. You look really manly. Let me see your shorts. 732-484... Fuck! Man on top, woman on the bottom. You can figure out the rest. That was just a hint.

Wait, so Wednesday, everyone, can we do the trick or treat wheel idea, too, that day, then? Oh, we do need to do a Halloween trick. Yeah, that should be the Halloween. What's the trick or treat wheel? I want to have a big pumpkin. So one thing, because we got Kyle in the balloon, you know how they put the babies,

they carve the two little holes for the legs and they put a baby in a pumpkin? You want to put one of us in a pumpkin? I want to spin a wheel. I'm down for that. I'll get in a pumpkin. We have to empty it out. We have to do all the work.

The Halloween episode. Somebody should be on Halloween and get someone in the pumpkin. Where are we going gonna get a big ass Barnesville Barnesville But Kate already put out the the tweet saying we need a big ass pump Have you had any answers and whoever gets on the wheel their chair gets removed and the pun in the episode in the pumpkin Like a little like a little baby. You got to admit. That's pretty good. Yeah, I like I like getting someone

Yeah Are we gonna be wearing any sort of insect wings? I? You gotta admit that's pretty good. Yeah, I like getting someone in a big ass pumpkin suit. Yeah. But the problem is... Are we gonna be wearing any sort of insect wings? I was gonna just bring out the Mother's Day stuff just in case. I was thinking a trick or treat wheel. It goes at the beginning of the episode. It's got enough slices for all of us and it either lands on a trick or a treat. Ooh, I like that.

I like that as well. And we can write the treats and tricks. Give me an example. What is a trick? Trick is like I give you a caramel apple to bite into but it's an onion Trick I like that a lot about a treat just a nice little regular caramel apple So regular onion Is it a mousetrap or a donut oh

I like this And when are we having to get our pages in? Wednesday good God Wednesdays the absolute latest we can submit the book so if anything needs to be Put their graphics or anything it has to be done by Wednesday Today would have been great. I got some ready today. I have a question.

Say I don't know how to do graphics, even though I should at this point. Can I draw and they just photocopy that? Yeah. Or if you say the idea out loud right now, they're watching and waiting to do graphics. Oh, OK. So we could say any idea right now and they just probably graphic it up. The

graphics team is actively looking to help with this and oh great but they're running out of time to help. I like the idea of a White Sox Dave you draw hair on him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. A wooly wooly. Wooly wooly. Nice. And that's it. Yeah. Uh, put all business people in a Nazi uniform. Yeah. That would be good. Do a free vaccine coupon sponsored by Jersey Jerry. That was so funny. The PFT got Jerry, so he...

Wait, I don't know what that is. I thought you did it. No, it wasn't me. He made me swear on my kid's life. He said he accused you. I know, he was accusing know what that is. I thought you did it. I thought you did it. No, it wasn't me. He made me swear on my kid's life. He said he accused you. He came up with it and said you did it. I know, he was accusing me.

What is it? So on Wednesday when we were at the upfront, PFT found a... Jerry was dressed up real nice and he said before to PFT, he was like, what are you trying to do tonight? Are you trying to get deals for like PMT or personal deals? And he's like, I don't... I'm probably just going to talk to people. So Jerry was clearly scheming. So PFT found a couple of people who were, you know, advertisers or working in marketing that were here for the up front who were fans of the show.

And and they both went up to Jerry and told Jerry that they were from Pfizer and they wanted Jerry to do a deal about the vaccine. $750,000. Did he agree? And Jerry was, he sprinted to sell someone that he was in. That he was in? Yeah, yeah. 100% in. 700. He was ready to go right away. Just instantly like yes, I need this. And then they told him? And then he found out that it was fake. And then I think there actually was someone from Pfizer here, so we might have screwed that one up. Oh, no.

But Jerry would be great for a vaccine spokesperson. Yeah, if he does it, everybody should. Yeah. So, yeah, it shows that Jerry, Lib Jerry is correct. That's the real, he plays a character at work. Yep. As soon as the cameras are off. He's just jabbing himself left and right. Like a pin cushion white guys. Did you guys

see Trump's he did the he did what was that speed? What were they at? It's that correspondent is the correspondent center or something like that where they all get up there and do jokes. They try to do like a roast. Okay, his number one his one about Shermer Shermer was His number one about Schumer? Was it Schumer? About Schumer being the first woman president. That was kind of funny.

That was good. But I thought the one where he said, there's the white guys for Kamala. I'm not worried about it because their wives and their wives' boyfriends are voting for me. Yeah. That was pretty good. Pretty damn good. Pretty damn good. Their wives and their wives boyfriends are voting for me. Yeah Pretty damn good pretty damn good. I don't know who wrote these

Nick did you write this joke? This is me I knew it was you. Yeah, I knew when I was laughing at him. I was like that's gotta be yep I wrote him. I don't laugh if it's not Nick Every time I'll Charles our joke that was okay every time Brandon does something funny I don't laugh if it's not Nick. That was the McConnell-Charizard joke. That was me. Every time Brandon does something funny, you're welcome. Yep. You know that I... Okay. People believe that for sure.

Yeah, that's the truth. We were saying it on the stream last Sunday, Nick has helped with Boomers. I haven't this year. DMT. Until last week. Until last week, but he's helped in the past, and every week people would be like,

that was such a Nick one. And he hasn't helped. Last week was the week but he's helped in the past and Every week people be like that was such a Nick one And he hasn't helped me last week was the first week. He held my first But I'll get the funniest one every week. He'll be like yeah, that was so I'll get tweets That's like the joke that is I didn't write and they'll be like you crush that one and I like the tweets You're like you're like when late stage Belichick, when anything he did, everyone would be like, oh, Belichick, up to it again. No, it's an honor, for sure.

Are you going to partake in the Russie stream on Sunday? My parents are in town. Sunday night? Sunday night? When's our flight? Monday morning? Yeah, early Monday. I might be able to make it. I'm on my very pretty excited.

Yeah. OK, I should ask. And this is the sixth touchdown hand job stream. This is the sixth touchdown hand job stream that Malasek was like, yeah, I'm in. He just inserted himself. Yeah. Wait, he loved to do. Malasek's giving Jerry a hand job. If Rossi scores six, I don't know.

Other way around. Get him in here. Jerry's giving Malasesek a hand job. Malsek! It's hand job time. Direct quote from him the other day in the cave, I don't give a fuck if Jerry jerks me off. That was a direct quote? Yes.

But just hearing two guys have a bet and then jumping in. I'll do it. We should check on the status of his relationship with the winner. Oh yeah. Also sorry about Tony Bennett. I know this was a tough day for you. Yeah. Tough day. Yeah. Thanks. Malsec is really beating up. He lost his basketball coach. To what? To being a pussy. He lost. He doesn't have the heart for it anymore. Yeah. He went. He

retired for being a pussy. Was part of you happy because you're like this is going to be a great take. No I'm sad. That was like the only thing I had now it's gone Well, it's at least you went out with a good memory of him. Yeah, how many points? You 100 and nine cheese curds with Jerry is my last memory. Yeah Yeah, it's a tough day for you. Yeah, got a lot of memories with Jerry or at least you're gonna be able to form some soon Yeah, we're getting my dick jerked off on Sunday Sunday Yeah, so why did you just willingly agree to this? Well, no Why you all don't take the easy route out and say that it's because you're gay people

Misconstrued what that was about that bet had nothing to do. I agree with you I saw max's reply being like I don't want to be a part I was trying to prove that max was being a pussy not that I wanted to get my dick jerked off. Oh Wow, you showed him so Let's see. It's not like it's not gonna happen and it doesn't matter. So I was like, yeah sure I'm in I mean come out of the closet without coming out of the closet. Yeah. Yeah, he's not throwing six touchdowns You realize you didn't have to do this. Yeah, I understand that. I mean, I don't have any of this This is all of this is voluntary. Oh, I understand that I mean I don't do any of this this is

All of this is voluntary all everything that we do here is voluntary pretty much right? Oh, yeah, we do here We're prisoners, but I'm saying like that was whatever, but it is a good way to be like yeah I got your tough by dude, but it was a bet About football I mean all right next time. I won't I won't you know no no you should do you what about what do you say? Off-camera. Oh, I don't give a fuck if Jerry jerks me off in the cave. I won't I won't you know, no, no, you should do you what about what do you say off-camera? Oh, I don't give a fuck if Jerry jerks me off in the cave. I didn't say yes you did Came in right after Max was to your left. I don't believe I said that He I was very descriptive that does sound like something I would say that I think I said that Yeah, it sounds like something

I agree with it, but I didn't say it now say it's gonna get jerked off like I'm a man of my word Yeah, it's a manliest thing. I was on her a bet Listen, you get to that fifth touchdown. I will be You're gonna pay it off. I'm gonna be very worried get it over with you But yeah, would you just get it out of the way now so you don't have to come in on Sunday? I would do it preemptively. What if he came immediately? A ton.

A ton, yeah. What if he came before Jerry? He came so much that it stopped being gay after a while. Yeah, it's like, whoa, this guy's the man. With how much he just butted. Or he pretended to touch your shit, and you just came? Yeah, he just was like oh, and then you're like Jake would spin up It's like I was so straight that I came immediately so he was to get it over. I don't know

He's like pillow talking during the jerk off. I love you Jerry what? But yeah you again you just like hand jobs were just being being floated out there and you're like me well again I don't think it could have been anything. It just happened to be a handjob. So you would have oh I would have pretty much the premise of the bed being Russell Wilson throwing six touchdowns is so far-fetched that max being afraid of it Is what prompted my max afraid of voluntary He's done it five times in his career. He sucks. He's done it five. Wait wait wait he's Russell himself has done it five times. He's horrible. This is this is not crazy This is insane. He's actually done it zero. Yeah, this is but he's gotten five touchdowns before there you go like once once

I think yeah, okay, but he's a showman He's his first time coming back. He wants to prove that this is how his Steelers offense is elect. Yeah, yes Let me this doesn't happen. How often does this happen? I think it's happening like 50 times Total it's every like three once every three. Yeah, there's a few guys that's seven But yeah like like I think my homes only has it once or no You might have it a couple times, but like Brady only has it a couple times. So it's not okay What would you put the odds at there's rarer things that have happened today? It's gotta be like what's like 10,000 Well, how would what would you actually do three times if he thought is this touchdown?

Yeah, three times for for Manning two times from a homes Brady's done it twice. Yeah. Oh, why are you tittle? Churbisky has done it against the Bucks That game was awesome if we get to the point where he throws six touchdowns I don't know what we're gonna do, but I don't believe that that's gonna happen So what do you know you we do know I know but like you're gonna get jerked off Are we gonna do that? I don't have to start an only fans. Okay. I Mean that yeah, I guess yeah, and you would do it and like under a blanket I I guess I have to if that's if we've gotten to that point

Yeah, I mean, it's no you didn't have to do any of this I feel like my hands are tied now What about for the rest of the season and if he throws six touch? No that was not the bed in any game No, but there's no would you there's no reward for me there? What's the reward? No, but there's no would you there's no reward for me there? What's the reward? My reward for this was calling max a pussy oh yeah Pull that back up. Let's see the interaction on that tweet where he called him a pussy all right I don't do it like fucking insane mega viral you got so many people saw you call her trending yeah You got a raise from that yeah So many people saw you call her pussy. You were trending. Yeah. You guys are assholes.

You got a raise from that tweet. That's why we do it. Dave's like, hey, big cat, what do you think about Malasek? Well, he did call Max a pussy. Dave's like, yeah, that was electric. Yeah, that was some fucking crazy shit. Instant renewal. 133 likes, 3000 views.

Yup. How many retweets rates bring me my money Retreat that Let's get that going Because that is your reward. Thanks guys. Yep So what's the deal with uh? We don't talk about that. We talk about a little bit. We spent two weeks Yeah, that's we don't want to put your business out there.

Dedicated almost an entire... Yeah, we dedicated... You had a month. Yeah, what would that be, like 10% of the... Yeah. Yeah, why follow up? Not 10%. It's one of the bigger things we've ever done. 5% of the shows this year have been about your date.

We don't have to talk about it. We don't have to discuss about it. I don't have to discuss it How was the day? There's no way it can be worse than you just not talking to her. Is it? No, so that's as bad if that's as bad as what we all expect. Yeah, I've heard that he is not talk That's where we're at. Yeah. Yeah Have you would try to reach out to you? Yes, I have I have if you let if you not I have responded I have responded, but I have I've made it

abundantly clear pretty clear that we are not what compatible Why'd you pick her I Thought that she would be the most likely to take the money and I was wrong. That's why oh my god I I felt you're the worst. I that's why I don't fucking suck back to the drawing board I'm a bad guy and she was the one that traveled the furthest right so she was the closest one. Yeah No, I what do you want me to do? I'm sorry Way too you hollered felt bad

Well, no, you clearly don't I did have you bumped into her out. I'm not that's gonna happen sure is that's gonna be hard So throw a drink in your face. I hope she does. No, you don't That would be a nice full circle ending of that would be Assault no, she's too sweet. Her soul is a nice person. She's gonna treat you with respect Which you didn't do to her or any of them? Connor Griffin's got to save this show. She does save that show. Yeah the dating show Yeah, we're gonna redo it with Connor, but he's gonna fall in love. He's gonna be like a Mormon by the right

We're gonna talk him out of 17 girlfriends. Sounds like we have a sponsor for it, too Sexual enhancement pill My god he is going to Before every show yeah every date you know we should put like a the blood pressure we should put the Apple watch around his cock You let us down, Malysik, but at least you could get a hand job this week. But we knew the whole time he was going to let us down. The whole design of the show is that he sucks. And that there's no woman that meets his standards.

And that's what we arrived at. I feel like I made that pretty clear at the start. We know. Yeah. Cool. Maybe it's our fault for believing, I guess. We believed in love. We did.

That's foolish. And that's a dumb thing to do. We kind of fell for those ladies They were all nice, and they were all wonderful. They were very nice, and you were a piece of shit. Yeah, yep All right Good chat as always have you gotten any? Have you gotten any backlash are there any malice like haters? Yeah abundant really? What do you say to those haters I respond to every almost every single one of them no kidding in my DMS the fun

Oh shit, I like to get in the mix No, that's not really getting in the mix. What do you say? You come back at him or no? I just you know you guys are just homophobes good point hater Yeah, pretty much. That's usually what I do you Touche. Yeah. Haters are right. Damn got me. I suck. Yep. But there are definitely more than there were two and a half weeks ago. You know, it's our fault. When we talked to your mother that last day, she seemed hopeful that you were going to turn a new leaf.

No, she knows this. Does she know about the hand job bet? No. Call her right now. Yeah. Be like, hey, by the way. Mom, just like, I need you to root against Russell Wilson yeah this weekend let's give her a ring give her a call she's working all day so let's see if she's a gonna pick up the phone make sure you tell her you volunteered for this yeah on a live stream Love her to not pick up the phone. Hmm voicemail

Do you think are you at the point in your relationship with your mom where if you call in the middle day She's knowing it's like it's an it's a handjob emergent Calls yeah, I talked to her a lot so she probably would think it's just a normal phone call Check is this a handjob thing again? Yeah Not again My son yeah, the handjob. Yeah, I got a lot of weird stuff going on my life. What else just with this oh There is a heaviness about you, but I kind of I kind of look I take a step back every so often Again, some of you guys walked right into it. Yeah, no, 100%. 100%. There is a heaviness about you.

But I kind of look, I take a step back every so often and be like, hmm. Yeah. You've been reflecting? Didn't have to do all of that. And then I do it again. You do it again. You see his snack time video? No.

What's his snack time video? Well, oh yeah. When I guess. Snack. Highly recommend. Pickles. Carrot. Penis. That would be so funny. It might be cock. When I guess snack, what's he? Pickles carrot penis Oh my god, if you're really hungry you just go on the balls

Oh pepper yeah delicious no you eat the seeds I did at the end. What are you a horse? Are you the first person? That's gonna get real gay real quick for a second why oh, what are you? What are you? Oh? You're not gonna, baby bird are you? Jake ha ha ha that's fine. Yeah, I don't like dog looking I guess my dog You're not gonna baby bird, are you? Jake! That's fine. I don't like dog licking. I kiss my dog. On the lips.

That was it, yeah. I recommend. It's delicious compared to a turnip. But not to... Oh, they're good. Cheese it. No, but I'm trying to eat a little healthier, and that was a healthy alternative to that. I've been eating like shit lately, so I went and got some vegetables for the first time in years at the grocery store well if you were

On love is blind with any of those girls you would be the most in love couple Are they not in love show is is a disaster not only do these people? Love each other they hate each other. We want their violently repulsed by each other what is love is blind again it's where they they develop they go on they go on dates they can't see each other got it they propose are they blind now they have two weeks to get married I remember this show and they're in the pot of the reveal that's right yeah yeah we do we I watched it during and this season all of the people are disgusted by when they meet each other They you should see you just watch episode 5

TJ pull up a clip of them meet they meet each other and they're not just like oh I think I'm kind of like you they are disgusted. Oh, that's awesome Are they both ugly and they're all they're still like oh, we're gonna do this. We're gonna get married into what? Mmm. I caught all I saw love is not blind. I mean that's a ridiculous thing to say look never eyes like there's no That's the that's the dumbest cliche ever Yeah, like you have to have attraction at some point right? What What she says there was one At some point. Right. Right. We're human. You didn't get by without it. What?

That's what she says. There was one couple, the guy was a little shorter than the girl, and she was like, ah, and it happens to be Ibo's high school friend. Wait, the kicker? Were they all short? Yes. Did they just go to short school? He wants them to go to a short school.

He's not even short. They should make a short school, because then kids kids would grow up short kids would grow up with confidence Yeah, but imagine stepping out into the real world. Yeah, that would be tough college They'd have a sheltered upbringing of thinking that they're tall Can we watch a clip or no TJ I'm trying to fight do we have a name of any of these people Hannah and Nick they're not even Leo and Brittany Not only do they need to not get married or they need to Not just break up. They need to be enemies for life

Like that's how bad it is. You need to like actively wake up and be like how can I ruin this person right? Right? That's pretty good That new to this season now it's happened in other seasons but this is the worst I think I can't my body doesn't handle watching things that well where you going Brandon where you off to he's getting a proper wild shot oh anyone brando yeah I'll take one hell yeah all right let's talk about Lucy. Lucy is the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs.

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The pickleball. I need to see it. People are mad. He's been, uh, He's been dabbling in the kitchen Facebook group for a while. It's the premier pickleball Facebook group. The right group to attack. After he got exposed on the pickler, they let him into the kitchen.

This post on the kitchen, it's a big pickleball Facebook group. They're getting really mad at me 140-5 comments. Oh, yeah. Yeah, all right I live right by a public pickleball court for I have a fenced in yard with several no trespass signs to date I've accumulated around 122 balls that land in my yard in only one and a half years most of the new and labeled onyx Durafast 40 and Selkirk Pro s1 a Pickleball group of young ladies asked if they could buy their balls back labeled with their high school logo Will be a fair price per dozen. I don't want to rip them off, but I would like to make a decent profit I don't want to rip them off, but I would like to make a decent profit. That's so perfect.

145 comments. God. I went into the comments. Some of them are just like, people are getting pissed, and then some are like, you must be new here if you don't know Doug Wanoi. Apparently he must be doing this a lot. LOL, I can't believe you posted this. You're a massive piece of shit for much of the proportions.

Who should get hit in the eye with a pickleball every day. Is it fun being a real life Grinch who is charging children for their $3 plastic balls? That might be him too. That guy. Tyler him as well. I think it is. No, no. Oh man. Be decent. Give them back their expensive. Give them their balls back. Feed your money addiction another way. Agreed profiting off that just seems wrong. Give them back their expensive Give them their balls back feed your money addiction in another way Agreed profiting off that just seems wrong. Give them back. Don't be the neighborhood jerk. I Can't believe you even posted this give them back their kids having fundraisers for heaven's sake. I'm seriously shocked that you'd even post this I think there's one person that Ironically said this is how much you should charge

I seriously doubt they're smashing that many pickleballs over the fence tennis or golf balls Maybe with pickleballs really in any case give them back what did Doug respond? Oh shit, please listen and High school girls on the local high school club team they have several fundraisers and equipment, so they have the money selling them at dis dis co unt It'll be saving money Why they let Doug in the kitchen Why is that okay to do with golf balls, but with pickle balls, it's suddenly a crime that's a good point a good point I actually brought up a good point. A good point.

You actually brought up a fair dilemma. Yeah. That thing was... Sounds like those people are hypocrites. People at golf courses just have tables set up with golf balls for a dollar. You pay a dollar for it. That's the same concept as the pickle balls. No, those are golf balls that you just kind of gave up on.

You hit them into the woods and you just don't go get them right or you're they're meant to be lost Yeah, they're meant to be lost the pickleballs are not but Doug when always very clear. He had three no trespassing signs Yeah, that is Yeah, he's a great point. Wow look damn Lucas. Wait is are we discovering an actual one away in real life? Is Lucas deep did your Lucas is deep as fuck always has been shit Lucas? Kyle has your dad like text you off to the side like I got a good one or oh yeah Me and my sister in the chat. What did he say? Got got a fish on the line

It's up for solely You guys he said just hit a home run on the kitchen You guys he said just hit a home run on the kitchen It's the biggest Facebook pickleball site who doesn't lots of hate just go on the kitchen Facebook page Did anybody hear a facilities offer on mook can't sleep last night no by the way that was great Oh, yeah, right. Okay. He is keep it going boy is haunting It doesn't look good there looks good in person it doesn't look bad the one I saw the red light is not good What tattoo did he get a candle? Yeah, the mook can't sleep symbol. Yeah. Oh Marish got it today. Oh, I don't think that though good. I think that head shape though is as good as it gets for bald.

Some bald guys have the pug face on the back of their head. You don't want that. Wrinkles. He's going to be okay. People can't call him Ginger anymore. He's bald. True. But he's nothing but freckles.

Yeah, he's got nothing but freckles. Yeah, he's got a ginger. He's got a ginger face. Everything else is ginger. I go get a tan. Yeah. proves that ginger is not just hair. It's face as well. Ginger might be like skull shape. Yeah. It's cranial thought you were there till 4am 5am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got home at at 5 a.m. Jesus and then Chef Donnie went all the way with him and Marish went all the way with him I got still kind of 10 a.m. I got there at 6 12 hours 30 and they were still going and and what did white boy Rick do 25 tenders oh that's like an hour that's oh great in like two hours oh wait 25 tenders in two

hours it's a lot of tenders We have a solely offered up five grand for any tattoo on his body neck down He's selling his yes, which was like way too low. Wait, it's still on the table. He said he would still do it I'll do it right now. All right, okay I asked him why I'll do why is that number solo? He goes wife student loans. I was like yeah Many student I'll buy one. Yeah, I'm buying one. I'm gonna put my face on his right. That's tremendous I'm gonna get I'm gonna pay for your face as well. Yeah, let's cover him and you'd like Me fucking for solely yes I would love that. What if it's just a me fucking Fasoli?

Yes. He would love that. What if it's you on his butt cheek looking down into his butt hole? Creeping out of the butt cheek from the corner. Oh wait, let's get him at Fasoli. Fasoli. He's walking sassy as fuck. He is.

He is got a little sassy as fuck yes But there's no urgency here take a seat what say yep Hello Fasoli Okay, you have student loans sure do do. We're here to help. You're trying to sell some things? Anything on your body? I'll sell. Shoulder down?

Anything. Shoulder down. Alright, I'd like to buy. I would also like to buy. We should do an auctioneer. Do you need an auctioneer? Oh, I'd sell a blue. That would be too easy.

That would be too easy. Like, would an upper arm be more expensive than say calf muscle? Yes. What are the prices on the body? How much is like a side of the belly? That's a that's a big billboard right? Yeah, that's a but it could be smaller. What about your belly button? Very centerpiece so that would be expensive too. Okay, what's the cheapest? What's the cheapest plot of land now? It starts starts at five thousand starts at $5,000.

Starts at $5,000. Where's $5,000 at? Probably you wouldn't be able to see unless I'm in a bathing suit. What's the ass cheek? If you could do ass cheek, that'd probably be around $10,000. How much would it cost for that? Oh, you're a little high now.

A tattoo of me looking back at you, and your belly button is my asshole and I have it opening it up This real sultry look back free Yeah, how much we talk that's really clay beads and some alcohol I'm gonna start putting some money aside for that one going back Auctioning off. Yeah, that's a big one because that that made me look like the Philly fan. Yeah, oh we should do we should do like you're right Danny we should do like when they're plastic surgeon surgery when they when they like circle the spots we should circle all of his body Was actually 10k got 10k anyone Kyle Kyle. Do you want to go halves? Let's go halves on the cage alright. We'll get to we'll take rib cage five grand. What are you putting?

I'm not Italian and never We'll see I'll consider it. Okay. We need an answer by the end of the show. Yeah, are you selling this space or not? Hey, for the right price. What about a cross, like a Tupac across your belly that just points down and says, my tiny little Italian sauce. Oh yeah, little Italian dick.

That's funny. Insert here. That one might be free be what's the cheapest thing Probably the foot the foot is it is it the body part or what we're asking for Are there things you wouldn't do whatsoever? For I mean there's gonna be a line somewhere Are there other line right now trying to figure out the line are there body parts you wouldn't get tatted could I do? open eyes over your clothes dies whoa?

I said I said shoulder down shoulder down. What about the dead spin logo? No? Right above the Viva Yeah, yeah, you're too far away to put me with my asshole It's gonna cost you about a big slice of cake and underneath it says fuck traditions? Wait that sounds like a sick fucking tattoo. That is? I like that. I want that.

Alright, I'm gonna pay for that. That sounds like a good calf one. That sounds- that's a sweet tattoo. I want it on the rib cage. Okay. Three grand. No. Five.

No. Well you- Well what is five? It's not even an embarrassing tattoo. Okay. Um, three grand. No. Five. No. Well, you- Well, what is not even an embarrassing tattoo. We were told it was five grand. That's like a cool tattoo. Oh, starting, the price goes up now,

more people want stuff. What about the band for them? I'm out, I'm out. I don't know. We'll get it out. What about a huge Mexican flag on your back and then on top it says, I thought this was the Italian flag.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Black and white. No, that is not... Okay, that's not gonna... No, I mean, the Italian stuff, I...

It's too far, yeah. Symbol, yeah. Smokes last night, when he got his tattoo, he was looking up Italian phrases on Google before he got it. Oh, that's great. That's exactly what I expect out of him. You guys have heard the misspelling that happened to him as well?

Yeah. What happened? No. He was trying to get Psalms, and it spelled P slam. Yeah. P slam? Does he have it on there? Oh, you're going to cover it up.

This is a different time. Oh. Oh, man. A while ago. So would you say your bet has just completely changed? Because we were told five brands. Yeah, it wasn't a bet. False advertising.

It wasn't a bet. But I was told also 5K for any tattoo neck down. completely changed because we were told five brands. Yeah, it wasn't a bad. False advertising. It wasn't a bad. I was told also 5K for any tattoo neck down. Well, you got bills to pay. Right. Funny way of showing it, you're not accepting any of these. Well, I need a more valid offer, I guess. I don't know.

What about Big Cat on the bottom of your foot like Andy? I'd do that. I would do that. That wrong. Free, yeah. Yeah yeah that's a free one ten thousand dollars cross the belly fuck Dave Portnoy no no hundred thousand Wow hundred thousand hundred thousand Wow can't do it wow that puts a significant debt in your student loans though.

Yeah big time. Don't call it. What if Dave offered you 100,000 but has had to say fuck Dave Portnoy? That doesn't make sense. Why would he do that? Just to make you do it. If Dave asked me himself. Are you, is your mind going to explode at that point?

Yes. Okay. Alright well we'll think of some things. It's good to see you Fasoli. Are you, is your mind gonna explode at that point? Yes. All right, well we'll think of some things. It's good to see you, Fasoli. Good to see you too. We're gonna, get some rest. I'm gonna marinate on this. But like he didn't really agree. He doesn't wanna do it.

He doesn't wanna do it. No, but I think there's definitely a price. I think you could get him to do the cake. Does he have any tattoos now? Yeah. Yeah, he does. He has big viva on his eye. Oh, yeah. I always try to cut it off.

Every time I have something sharp and he's in shorts, I always sneak up trying to take it. Yeah, that's actually a million dollar bonus. If you get it. Yeah. Put a bounty on his viva tattoo. Yes. He was just showing up to work with knives trying to skin facility can't die But you have to take the you have to have the Viva tattoo full you can't have a part of it snatch his tats. Yeah

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Dog, you're making me feel it. Did you guys see the white people saying tear? Tear? You guys sent it to you. Or yeah, someone made a tear, and it was definitely. Like, okey dokey? Yeah, the white people phrases tear lists. Radicals.

So sick. Where do you guys? I saw a few that I've definitely said that hurt me. This is the final straw, that tears it. I've never heard that. Radical. What's that tears it? Newsflash buddy is good.

Oh, spaghetti-o? This is just Stephen Che. Newsflash buddy is still being stung. Get a load of this guy. We do okay. Get a load of this guy. We do okay. Get a load of this guy, you're on thin ice, buster. Crud. Oh brother,

get you double hockey sticks. You and what army's a classic? I'm trying to find where I say... Frick? I think for Pete's sake it's a little low. I've thrown Frick out there. Oh I'm a big Jesus H Christ lady. Hate've thrown Frick out there. Oh, I'm a big Jesus H. Christ lady. Hate to burst your bubble, I say.

For horses. Hang on, buckaroo. Exsqueeze me? That's right, Felice. Oh, yeah, that's bad. Yeah. We should do this for last people. He's right. Yeah. Go ahead, TJ, pull it up. Pull it up, TJ. last people he's right there

Go ahead TJ pull it up. What up? See mincey's big big explain to me that how your brain segue from one to the other You see mincey's big meet and greet last night yes Sean Payton met him there was no meet or greet no wait oh he did self-tagged himself he not only tagged himself but he also tried to get me to be a collaborator on his Instagram for this yeah yes I did not miss why would you guys he don't take I cuz I was the one who told him he told me that he had he was gonna meet Sean Payton for two minutes and That's why he had to go down. I said yeah, you got to go do it and he got three seconds. I think there's an alternate That was it make sure you get it. Make sure you get it.

Oh, my God. And that was it. He was looking... Sean Payton looked for someone else instantly. We got to get the other angle. The better angle. He's lingering, like scooting. He also... Mincy does this thing where he'll, like, agree... Like, I'll be like, yeah, go do it.

And then he'll try to, like, be like yeah go do it and then he'll try to like prove even more that it's like bar stool first and he was like someone is like Sean Payton's daughter works for FanDuel so I'll make sure she doesn't get in any of the videos. Well yeah. Okay. Yeah like yeah I wasn't worried about that. He'll ask you if he can go do it and then he will twist it saying big cat sent me down yeah yeah that was see the alternate angle he

chases the camera look how fast John Payton's like get out of here dude that was that silent mean cameras gonna be going this way I'm gonna scoot over cutting off other guys you're back in there me, I was just gonna, yep. Get back in there. Sorry, sorry. That was it. Big Cat, can you call him and just be like, hey, last minute, your meet and greet sold. Can you repost it with a sponsor tag? Like a, like a, like a.

Yeah, yeah. Like if he could repost the video and just have a Stella Blue card at the end. This makes it look epic. That's a great picture of it. Look at how stretched that rope is. Wait, what? Oh my God.

Oh my God. He's about to get slingshot. Who should he tag? Yeah, who do it himself? You should have him say, do another video at the end with a call to action. Oh no, I'll just tell him, I'll tell him, hey, I thought we agreed that you would, this was of wake up mincy. Why wasn't so blue?

Oh, yeah, you need a repost or just do if like if he could combine the two videos and do like That was amazing like that big. Thank you to Stella blue. Call. Yeah, like She haven't seen insane promo code? 90% off? Hello? Hey! Hello Dan. How you doing? Hey, I saw the video last night, great video. I thought we agreed though that it was going to be a wake up mincy kind of thing so I need Stella Blue tagged in this.

You need Stella Blue tagged? So I need, maybe like do an intro to it and then post the video again and tag Stellablu and everything. Okay. No, I'm doing a lot. I've got some stuff and I was putting together a log this weekend. Those are going to come out next week. I can do it now. Yeah.

Well, no, I need it reposted. I need the video reposted everywhere with Stellablu tagged right now. Right now? Yeah. Okay. So you need tags? Okay. Do we need to call about some graphics or you just want tags? Right now yeah Yeah, you got it you got to end up maybe a video thinking cell blue for the meet-and-greet

All right, what are you doing right now? Wait the trainer yes, okay. We'll send you a zoom link. We're gonna need to see that All right, but but get this done first and then we'll and then and then we'll send you a zoom link so we can watch You work out 15 is it to 15 and your I'm trying to think it's a 2.15, it's like an hour now. So, okay, I'll get to sunburst. Wait, what? 2.15? Is it 2.15 and you're... Yeah, no, I mean, I'm like a 40-minute walk away. I was gonna get to exercise, but I'll take care of your video first.

Is Lucy in a central town? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, all right, sounds good. All right, bye. He's taking a 40-minute walk to get there. He just said he's doing something else, but... Yeah, he's obvious. He's walking to get there. He just said he's doing something else

Walking he's obviously doing something not that it needs time to just graze in the park Man what a guy so he said he wasn't gonna put Payton's daughter in anything. Yeah, like this Instagram that he collab Thank you for the meet-and-greet Come back, okay, you didn't post anything with Megan. Hey, you did the opposite of what you said you were gonna do Hey just a follow-up real quick you didn't't remember when we talked you said you weren't going to post anything with Sean Payton's daughter because she works for Fandel. You didn't post anything with her, right? Oh, fuck. Well, you didn't you didn't collab on it.

Did you collab on it? I mean, I think so. I think so. Sure. I didn't. There's no mention of companies. I thought that was OK. OK. But you told me you weren't going to. But OK. All right. Screw that up. But I thought she like made it. I don't know. No, it's OK. It's OK. It's OK. It's all right.

No mention of companies, but she like made the whole thing. I thought I had to do something for it. She made it all happen. Yeah. No It's all right. Yeah, no, you're right you did have to do something for you right, okay. All right. All right. That's okay. Well. I'll deal with it I'll talk to DraftKings Okay, all right, I got your back He had to do something for her. Or, yeah. Imagine if he didn't do anything for her.

Oh, she'd be fucked. She would be fucked. She'd be absolutely fucked. Yeah. Megan, please come sit down. Did you have fun this weekend? Oh, man. Oh, I know what this is about.

I really dropped the ball on this one, didn't I? We don't see any posts from Benjamin Mintz. Where's Ben? You swore up and down that you'd collab with him. Look at his Instagram. I had a... It's just free meals, not you. Where are you, Megan?

This is just free barbecue. It sucks because I had... I knew a couple people who were working the game from a journalist perspective, and I had one of them ready to go to ask Sean Payton in the postgame What it was like to meet Ben Mintz? But that person got assigned to the Saints locker room last second

They were all the way in to do it just being like so there's a viral moment going around right now You meeting Benjamin Mintz? He would have just gone call man Just feeding that ego Benjamin Mince. He would have just gone, oh man. Just feeding that ego. He's like Kirby. You just got to throw ego more into. Yeah. Yeah. She keeps getting bigger, but it just never is full.

It's never satiated. Can I more of that ego? Or Ben, here's more. I have a little more. Oh, man. Had to do something. Had to. Had to. I mean, it would have been a disaster.

No, she'd be devastated. I don't know what. One of those things, you can't chance. You gotta call. I should get Dave to text. That's the least he could have done for her. I should get Dave to text Megan and or to text Mincy and just be like, hey, is this is this Sean Payton's daughter? She worked for Fandle. Is there any sign that she works on at Fandle on

her Instagram? Yes. Uh yeah. It's every post. Yeah, it's every post Boiled again, they got in the back door. Oh no seat us god damn it TJ what you just sent me John Summit tweeted about part of my take. What did he say? He tweeted the clip, I don't know I think Twitter is down, but he tweeted the clip and he said John Summit being code to do drugs in the bathroom is funny or something. I don't know what the clip was.

Wait that's not the code. Is my Twitter broken or is everyone's Twitter broken? I don't see it when I pull it up. Oh wait here we go. John Summit being code. Two drugs in the bathroom. I don't know what that clip is. Oh it's because those girls are fucking upstairs.

Because they're just young and they just know shit that I don't know and they just say words to me that I don't know. What was the question they asked you? Are you going to go see John Summit? Is that like a is that he's John Simon. He's next up DJ I know he's already now. Yeah, I was there cuz when I heard that I thought is John summit Is that code for like me in the bathroom PFT? He yeah, I said they said can you get John Summits to the office? And I was like, who is that?

And they're like, he's the best DJ in the world. And I said, what happened to Diplo? And they laughed at my face. Yeah. That hurt. But yeah, Hank gave Ella my phone number. So she's been texting me trying to get to go to this bar thing in Indiana tomorrow.

And there's nothing. Oh, is he performing? No, just to go to like Kill Royce. You guys are reconciled? No, I'm not going. Oh. There's zero percent chance I would ever think about going. So she's still going.

And I love Kill Royce. Nothing against Kill Royce. What is she trying to do? She's trying to, she basically would talk to Kill Royce and was like, if we can get Big Cat and Dave there, would you give me a table? She went to IU. She went to do. She's trying to, she basically talked to Kilroy's and was like, if we can get Big Cat and Dave there, give me a table. She went to IU. She went to IU. Oh.

And so she's trying to get me and Dave to go and I was like. Should we send Mincy? Send Mincy. Yeah, should send Mincy. I would like to see him with a table. Mincy should just become my body double. For all events. Just, he has to do all of them. You guys have the same build too. Should just become my body double

Just he has to do all of them you guys have the same build too I know Get the fuck out of here I got a scram get out of here. Yeah get out of here. There goes shit Now come back come back Lucas. He can't hear you. Oh he can yeah Imagine a twink like that. Talk about your build. Lucas, are you getting scared that everyone's policing shirt sizes on the Internet now? Oh, yeah. This trend? No.

Are they? Dudes are posting their. I saw the golf shirts, their golf polos with their thumb over the. Yeah, with covering it up. Like, so it's like it's like the Southern frat burner accountat burner account And they're like like dudes will post their their game day fit and it'll be like a you know Peter Millar and then like shorts and stuff and They'll put their finger over it cuz they're wearing a medium. Yeah, and everyone's like everyone's like why's your finger over that dude? Yeah, probably way a buck 20. They'll zoom into a microscopic

Oh, yeah, we'll probably weigh a buck 20. They'll zoom into a microscopic Bullying tactic it is oh, it's so good Kamala Harris hates this I don't know if you can find it TJ one of the But yeah, it's it's becoming if you're a medium don't even think about posting your shirt online being a grown man in a medium is tough Yeah, Lucas. What is it like? I If you're a medium, don't even think about posting your shirt online. Being a grown man in a medium is tough. Yeah. Lucas, what is it like? I wouldn't know. I don't wear medium. Yeah. Oh, small? No, large.

I mean, those pants are. Listen, if there's anyone that won't get made or it won't affect me for someone making fun of me for my clothes, it would be me. I. What? That made. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Now, now, you broke up. What that made? Is a question is it the seat is it whoever sits in that seat just makes no sense What just happened I Need I need that transcribe

We need to call dudes to transcribe? What if there's anyone that I Say we got to go back and listen to it. I have palindrome. Let's break this down Yeah, do that you could that was probably crystal clear if we play it in reverse you went piglet What the fuck Lucas you're so fucking stupid I can't I can't type I can't speak. I don't got a lot going on What the fuck Lucas you're so fucking stupid I can't I can't type I can't speak. I don't got a lot going on Towards her good man with nothing you want you get the man that has absolutely What's up, Brandon you want cheeseburger today? We can do cheeseburger today. Oh you cheeseburger. I get you cheese Yeah, what do you over cheeseburger? I beat me in NCAA football, so I would my cheeseburger nice Yeah, it's a fair you want today

Yeah, let's do it today all right Jack We got an issue Yes, we got a pretty big wipe the smile off your face down sit down. You're gonna probably have to talk to Draft Kings well we should we have Jack. We should call Ben They are asking for a prank call for mincy for now. Yeah, should we have Jack call Mincey? We should call Ben Mincey. They are asking for a prank call for Mincey for now. Yeah, you should probably call Ben Mincey. Do you want to pull up the picture?

So, Mincey promised...tell him... Yeah, he promised that he was not going to have Sean Payton's daughter in any of his content because she works for FanDuel. He collabed and look if you click on her... Her page you're already on it right so we have like a grid look at that It's like and we got fucking backdoored so probably our partnership with DraftKings is probably over all right now

Yeah, it's probably in a lot of trouble, but I did he promise you because we have someone send him like a fake email Did you just call him what call him and tell him be like hey? Am I getting this right did you? Yeah, clear it up. Why am I seeing you on a fandal page? Yeah cleared You questions you won't be able to answer it. I don't want to like freak you out, but yeah, it's all good I'm just trying to figure out how much money we lost Yeah, it's all good. I'm just trying to figure out how much money we lost What's up, Nancy, you know, so I just got hit up about something are you like appearing on some fan duel social page or something

With the fan duel girl yeah I mean I just got hit up about it I didn't know we were like doing stuff with fan duo influencers no don't do it yeah let me just let me talk to some people and just make sure no don't delete it don't delete it cuz then it looks like we're trying to delete the paper trail So let's just hold it for a little bit and let me get some more details and then we'll I'll hit you up Yeah, let me let me let me find out some more info and then I'll get back to you. All right I'm gonna delete it ask him if like did big cat like know that you were meeting with vandal people Yeah, well wait wait five minutes. We'll call him back Him to like admit that he promised

I go eat my lunch. Yeah Yeah, my lunch yeah, I don't want you doing this in an empty stomach. Yeah, what can we why are you walking towards the bathroom? Yeah? Nice marble countertop He gets so confused when he sees the mirrors on the walls Fuck mirrors are fucking sideways. Why are they standing up? Did somebody say John Summitt? He has a problem.

Genuinely, I worry about him. A lot of people should. Oh, for the book. Lot of people should Oh For the book can we get uh we need to do a photo shoot with Doug and just have every like 10th page be Doug Sure Yeah, like I want like the thing where it has the line with the scissors symbol where you could cut them out. Mm-hmm I got a great one. That's kind of along those lines. I could bring up if you want to see it Yeah, one of nerdy gallo made like a make your own Brandon Walker page

Love the sound of that. All right nerdy Gallo's fuck. Oh, it's the best damn good Make your own Brandon Walker. Oh Oh, he's a require like drug and see his mincey has posted the stale blue All right, blue That's big Thanks to stella blue and big cat for sponsoring this historic moment with Sean Payton There's no better way to wake up and get your mind right than with a hot cup of so blue to start your day And then he tagged the yak. Oh, no, he's on us fuck shit Yeah, if someone probably told him or if you rat us out, fuck. Shit. Yeah, if someone probably told him or... If you rat us out, I'll be...

Yeah. Damn it. Why'd you say he's onto us? Tag the yak. Uh-oh. I'm... All right. Damn.

He's onto us. He didn't sound like he was onto us talking to Jack. He might still not be onto Jack. Okay. Oh! Oh, this is okay oh wait a second wait so we nerdy gal will make this for all of us for the book I said to start making some more yeah oh my god wait that's fucking cool how do you do this my face looks awesome oh he see you end up wow, it's origami that's really cool. Pull it back up for Kyle. Our book is gonna be no pages at the end because

everyone just rips out every page. You look good in that. Yeah, I'm sure do. I'm sure that I don't just keep. Yeah, you're right. I don't like looking at him. On my face. Oh, you look good. They're fine. Yeah. Lucas, did you get that? Do you have that transcribed for us what you said no I'm be honest I was going through it in my head I don't even know that was a into the assignments TJ is gonna pull it up to for the transcription I wouldn't know I don't wear medium yeah you know large I mean those pants are listen if there's anyone that won't get made or it won't affect me for someone making fun of me for my clothes

It's it'd be me Anyone who won't make it affect me for my clothes It won't make it affect me for my clothes. It would be me. It would be me. Wise words, brother. I have no comments. I couldn't even stand to listen to it. Oh, you didn't hear it?

No, I put my fingers in my ears. I can't stand listening to myself talk. Me too. Which, yeah, I'm sure a lot of people can agree with that. That's a good ass quote. I need that in text. Oh, man. Lucas.

Lucas, Lucas, Lucas. What do we do with you? What are we going to do with you? He looks like Aaron Rodgers. Little bit. Little bit. Lucas is going to be on the stream on Sunday night. Yeah.

The hand job stream? Yeah. He's. Jussie guy. He wouldn't miss that. Oh, he's a Jussie guy, not a Russie guy. I'm a Jussie guy too. You are? Yeah. Shit. You don't at least even wanna try Russie. It would just be so much better if Justin works out. Yeah. But younger, better. Yeah. cooler, taller, taller, faster, stronger. I don't think he's more handsome. I do. Yeah.

I forgot you were here. Mike, can I go? No, Russell Wilson's not. A handsome devil. He's really handsome. Justin Fields is a good looking guy. Not a bad looking guy at all, but by any means. Let me see these guys

I think Russell's Russell's top right now Russell has a list look he's handsome motherfucker Justin field is a good-looking wait a sec Who's the other one Justin? Is there a chance that he's really good for the Steelers? Wait now should we let Kate be objectifying men like this? No this is fucked up We would never do this in front of you. Oh, this guy in barbecue sauce There it is side by side. Oh They're both very handsome The guy on the rights give you more dad vibes. He is a dad. He's dead. Oh, there you go. So somebody else's kids. Mm-hmm Oh, he's the dad that stepped up. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I get, like, girls, like, blind-ranking NFL players by how hot they are, and I end up, like, getting pissed that they put people too low. Yeah. But then... Do they... But you'll see full-body quivers when Jalen Hurts pops up. Oh. It's unbelievable.

Well, I mean, there's only one answer, and he's not a starter, but Sam Hartman is, like... He is. I catch myself looking at Sam Hartman sometimes. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. It's insane. He's almost, like, too... It's not a starter, but Sam Hartman is like I yes, I catch myself looking at Sam Hartman sometimes It's good-looking. It's insane. He's almost like to it's not there any he yeah He's almost like Pixar esque his beard is perfect. Well. I mean garoppolo. Oh no look at that Yeah, this one pull this one. This is it's just so fucking better emotion I can see him leading a Viking ship look at this come on Look at how long those shorts are to on a guy

You and Sam oh, I don't want to say any difference hey, you know who's got a tattoo on their upper thigh Look at the other Notre Dame pictures. Yeah, look at this. It's still shit That's bullshit Hair oh my god That's I'll say that's Jesus. Yeah shocking good-looking guy Wow, it looks like a filter better look at that. He is quarterback. What could he like? Oh my god, he's wasting his time in the NFL. He should be he'll be the bachelor He should be playing a quarterback on a show. Yeah, he looks like an actor playing. Look at his teeth. He's got perfect teeth

It's like AI hot quarterback. He'll be the bachelor every year. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at that one. Oh Malsec, can you stand up for us real? Yeah, stand up Malsec. The ladies are like just figuring out who he is, too You know what? I would love to see? You've known him for a while. Him getting off a motorcycle and pulling a helmet off and then doing the thing. You shouldn't be able to do a fade and long hair and look good at both. That's bullshit. And be an NFL quarterback. A lot of a thing here, Jake. Damn.

Does he have a good voice? I don't know his voice. Probably. If he has a bad voice, I don't know this voice probably If he has a bad voice this would be oh that'd be funny those like cartoon. Yeah squeaky Alright is pissing me off Damn it. He's better than us. Big time. You should buy the beef of Sam Hartman Jersey. He plays for the commanders.

Yeah. He does? Yeah, he's a backup. He might be the third string. I think he's the third string. You should buy him a Sam Hartman jersey. You should be like, I just want to do something nice for you. I do.

And put this little birdly sack over your head that has Sam Hartman's face on it. Let's go upstairs. Get him a Sam Hartman jersey. He's got a good facial. I could make Pat look like Sam Hartman. Yeah. Pat's got a good beard.

He does. Yeah. I'll say that. Sam Hartman's got it. Without being creepy. What? Intense pub situation, though. No, he's perfectly manicured. No, he doesn't have any laser removal.

Perfectly manicured. This is it. This is silly. Standing in front of a fan like that is silly. That's fucked up that he does it. He's not even looking at the field. Does he play a lot? No, he's the third string.

Oh yeah. He was Notre Dame starting quarterback. He's got the practice squad. He's still just such a star that we can't even fathom Oh my god, how good he is? the Prince charming pose Literally just looking for chicks. Oh my god Bless you. Thank you

He looks also like a generous lover you think like some hot guys you can tell her just selfish but I feel like he really that's a pussy and do laps it up he cares yep I don't think you know for you Justin field that's like oh come on what do you mean who is he trying and Hartman is such a like great last name that you want everything about him is yeah like it's made in the lab Sam Hartman is he fake yeah yeah well no he's bad yeah he looks like Prince so that is that's the compromise not bad right well he's a bad NFL in the context of the NFL oh my, if he was playing

Does he just naturally always move in slow motion he would look hot sky he's so hot za hasn't paused us 14 flat Z weigh-in Broken down barriers today Wow if Sam Hartman ever throws a touchdown pass how many hand jobs will you get in the NFL how many do I get yeah from Jerry oh no but that's way more realistic than Russell Wilson throwing six I don six. I don't know. I don't think he'll ever start Jake Hayner through it last night. It's true. Are the gays hip to him yet? They've got to be. The girls are just figuring him out because

a lot of girls that like don't watch college football had no idea who he was. That tick tock that we just watched is going like mega viral. I mean, a lot of college football women in the space were about him. No, yes. I'm saying with being the NFL is a the broad audience has found Sam Hartman. He was really good at Wake Forest. Yeah he was good for like a week and a half at Notre Dame. Yeah he was. Please don't call us broads. Shut up. That's good. Yeah that's a do thing. Yeah. I like broads. Yeah, I don't mind it. It implies the women are wide.

These broads. How did that come about? Frank Sinatra, that era. Yeah, the Brawler. Then we're men. The Dengster movie era. Look at this broad. There, see?

I like that. Thanks. Sam Hartman. I like that. Should we do our slings? Where's my 19? Broad hips. Oh, yeah. I like that. Thanks Sam Hartman like that. Should we do our?

Slings was by 19 broad hips. Oh, oh wow a broad wife It's always Always the per always throw it away in that parentheses. It's where they sneak it in there. Course, low class women. Brandon, we're gonna do the DraftKings ad read. Shut down. And then we'll do the parlay. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Of course you do.

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progressive parlay today where you can lose a leg and still get paid. DraftKings, get you, so we got that. The crown is yours. Viva transcribed Lucas. Reading it is like, about to give me a nosebleed. I want to see it. Oh my god. Listen, if there's anyone that won't get made

or it won't affect me for someone making fun of me for my clothes, it'd be me. Good job, Lucas. Couldn't have said it better. An otherworldly moron. All right, so we got to do a parlay. Yeah, so we go for the games and we pick? Did it hit the last time we did it?

Did it? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yes. What do we think, boys? Over. Over. Over, over, okay. Why do you think, boys? Over. Over. Over.

Okay. Why do you like the lions? You do. I like the lions. Okay, then throw the lions. Well, what do you like? Over. I like the Vikings.

You like the vikings? All right, let's do over. The magic has to wear off, right? You like over? I'll do it if it's anything. Make sure the over is high. 50 and a half. Perfect.

51 is a key number. You like the over? Yeah. Do the over. Over and a half perfect 51 is a key number you like the over yeah do the over over and lions 27 24 that seems realistic on that's totally that on the board that's normal well back to see both that perfect score yeah Oh And we under To touch six plus thirty eight and a half points. Oh, I like jets. I like honestly What's the one and a half one and a half touchdowns? Should we do over to Russell Wilson the The line is one and a half.

What about Russell Wilson touch sounds? Ask Jack. I don't know if we can do player props in this. Fuck Jack. Yeah. Jack has bigger things on the plate. I like the under. You've added a receiver to one team and a quarterback to the other and everybody's going to think that's going to mean points, but the defenses are still the best units on the field. I like that. Sold.

I don't like betting on the Jets. I like betting on the Steelers or the Jets, because you could come out and either one of them could throw up a stinker on offense. Yeah. What happened to that guy that they're like, it's the Italian guy who lives with his parents. He's like the best thing ever.

Tommy DeVito. Is he still around? He's on the Giants. Oh. His agent or former agent was here thisants. He's on the Giants. Oh! His agent, or former agent, was here this week? Yeah.

Yeah, Sean Stilado. The Jets, hold on, I got it for you. I have a stat. And plus the Jets aren't treating fireman Sam right. You want a stat? Fireman Bill. Ed. Fireman Joe.

He quit though. He gave up. You want a stat? Oh, is that their super fan? Yeah. Yeah, fireman Ed. He's mad that they're not putting him on the Jumbotron enough. Oh, that's lame. Oh, is that their super fan? Yeah. He's mad that they're not putting him on the Jumbotron enough. That's lame. Wow. He's literally saying they've they've they're forsaking what the

Jets fans want by not putting me and my friends on the Jumbotron ego on that guy. You know, you come from humble beginnings and all of a sudden you you get an ego and you think you're one of the most important people around. Get a fucking grip man. Yeah. Get get a fucking grip fireman ed you start following Twitter accounts that rank how good your hair day is No bread I could be talking about anybody. He should be talking about anybody So my fireman Ed so he's talking about yeah The Jets and Giants since 2019 have played 35 Primetime night games. Uh-huh. That's too many. What's their record?

35 games I'm gonna say 11 and 24. Oh, it's gonna be like 5 and 31. Well, Daniel Jones is 1 1 Okay, great. So alright, so we know it's not that use that as part of your answer Seven wins. Four and 31. Wow. Wow. Get them off the screen. Whoa.

That's crazy. Damn. Yeah. Is Brandon Walker having a great hair day? A resounding yes. But when was that? That was probably weeks ago. That couldn't have.

Oh, fuck. Oh, that was today. God damn. You got beard dandruff, though. I know. So someone should make an account like that. Just write, RatedWalker, have beard dandruff. Did you really have to do that?

I'm just saying. Is that necessary? I looked over. Is that going to improve your day at all? I looked over to see your hair, and all I saw was fucking beard dandruff. To fuck my day up, is that going to make your day better? Yeah, actually it did. I don't think it did. Yeah. Now there's gonna be 300 goddamn beard dander. That counts.

You're right, Brandon. There will be. You have great hair, Brandon. What can I say? You have great fucking, you have sand-pumped hair. And you can't, you're no better. This morning you said this wasn't a soccer ball, you said it was fucking pie. I know, I didn't say that, TJ said that.

I said that. That's pie. I was nice. Oh, that is pie. Oh, it wasn't soccer ball. You said it was fucking pie. I know I didn't say that TJ said that I said that That's pie. I was nice Soccer's number three in the country this man. I was wondering why Jack kept eyeing you up when he was in here Yeah, I'm looking at your shoulders. What the pie? Well, you've cleaned it up you've cleaned it up and we still there Brandon Dander Rander It's not Saturday yet, it's not beer cleaning day. Oh we have one more. Yeah. Oh, what are we taking that under? Okay over under? Packers. Over. Packers.

Packers. Packers. Motherfucking Packers. Alright. Yeah. You say Packers enough, it begins to sound weird. Any word, I think that's, what's that phenomenon called? Bowl.

Huh? Bowl? That was call bowl bowl that was the one that was the word people used bowl bowl bowl I'm fine saying this exercise works with any word bowl word all right word word word word word oh that is weird word word, word, word. Bird's a word. Bull. Bird, bird, bird. Bird's a word. Bird, bird, bird. Brian, don't. Bird's a word. What was that?

It was Brian, don't. Brian, no. How about a bird, bird, bird? The family guy. Oh, I don't know. Oh, there's a lab of a certain ornithological creature. Apocalypse Now. What?

I don't know what you're talking about. Apocalypse Now. I thought that would be bigger news. They just keep doing it. Yeah it's very that's all they do the whole episode. You guys see button got a haircut. Yeah I mean yeah and he got upset. Oh I didn't make fun of him I just needed him to give me a heads up. Let me take your head off. It's not you can't really say it haircut. Good haircut.

But I wish he had told me. Yeah. He should have told you. He tried to ask me something when I got in last night and didn't address the haircut. You got it. Yeah. You got to be like, Hey, I just got my haircut. He's not a haircut guy. Absolutely not. He's growing out forever. Guy forever.

How are Blutman's eyes doing Friday? They start to go downhill. They're starting to trend downwards. Literally drooping there. Worst will be tomorrow night about eight o'clock. It'll be as bad as it can get and gradually they come back. If we really want to look at his eyes Tuesdays the only day you can look at his eyes. Sometimes Wednesday. He's like Medusa. Yeah. Our Saturday night unnecessary

roughness live stream. I sometimes get worried for the audience. Well can we pull one up I just stop it at any point is there. Oh it's it's we've I think we've done it before. After the first one that we did we just looked at him and his eyes are struggling. And it's not even just the eyeball, it's the entire... It's just so much football. It's everything. You got to get him the little hawk blinders to keep... so his hands try to go but he can't. Oh yeah. His little glasses that are...

Cone on his head? Yep. Oh, a cone. This is the end of the night. This is the team that I'm... Oh my God. This is a pretty good one. Yeah, he's actually looking decent. He called himself the number one

ball watcher in the world today. I don't disagree. Give him his flowers when he comes to his expert. Oh, he is the man. Oh, that's he knows more than anybody I know. Yeah. And he does watch all the ball. He is a supreme ball watcher, but it destroys him Those eyes those damn eyes Yeah Okay, what what what are you guys? What are y'all doing y'all being caddy? Oh rip a sparkle. Let's see. Yeah

It's Friday afternoon We're still paused on the one we started yesterday Oh that one sucked in it. Oh Yeah, no fuck this one fuck this one fuck this one Missing middle letter ones are easy. This is easy though. We're gonna see Jerry's tweet on we could get one That one easy all right We could get one. We could get one in here. Yeah, that one is easy. All right. What? Oh, this is going to be this tedious. Now, fuck this one. No tedious.

Yeah. Do the no tedious version of sport. Please. No. Fifty five answers. I don't think we could know. We're not going to use that one letter hint H.I. and J countries, which should be at Haiti, Haiti, Hungary, I don't think we can do it. No, we're not going to do that. One letter hint, H-I-N-J countries. Which should be Haiti. Haiti, Hungary. Hungary.

Yeah, all right. You got this. You got this. Yeah, we got it. Haiti. Oh. Honduras. Hungary.

Oh. G-A-R. Honduras. Iran. Iraq. PB. Italy. Italy. only oh that one in Real fuck Iceland I'm gonna sit back on this one Ireland I

So Indonesia Japan no boy. No, it's not how is it not no it is Oh Jordan Yeah, Jamaica me yeah Making me crazy. I can't let you get everything All right, we got one smart boys. That was a total group effort. What's the record you have now five in a row? I've heard we get five or we get four we did six with googling allowed we can do this All right, this is a 60 toy story all right all right all right you got it Brandon I got it Woody zoom in slinky dog from the top like you dog well. There's two right there Let's go top left is it but yeah, I was gonna say

For Andy no, there's Motherfucker mr. Potato head yeah Go to the next one if you don't ham we can get a ham ham All right jungle jungle book. Baloo. Mowgli. What was the tiger's name? What was the name of the boy?

Mowgli. Yeah, OK. Sher Khan. Sher Khan. Abu? No, that's Aladdin. Was the king one of them? Who is caught with two A's yeah I don't know for sure I think that's right I think that's right the big monkey probably is the last one okay King Louie but he's not on there is he shit oh well come back Shit Go back to it good line all right so scar Mufasa

Simba Simba Pumba right above Simba Nala Mufasa to the left Nala you've been squatting I have been squad monsters ain't Mike wasowski boo boo Yeah, top row Henry J water noose there we go Thank You Lucas. I would not have known that handle bogs There we go mouse

There we go Shrek to also Puss in boots princess Fiona Gingerbread sure yeah One of the don't the donkey yeah they have they have Shakespeare characters I don't think so that's the parrot it's a parrot and you thought it was a three musketeer hold on get this I just know every single one of them King Harold it is King Harold it is yes the frog is our dad. Cool. Finding Nemo. Dory. Beautiful. Gil. Beautiful. Right. Down. Oh I know the

Jungle Book. Spagira. It is. Good, good, good. All right. We're doing Finding Nemo, right? Marlin? Yep. Marlin. I mean, they're just fish names, aren't they? Yeah, but. Is Skinner the one with the scar? I don't remember.

I don't think so. I don't think that was. Let's sit on it. OK. OK. Frozen. OK, this is Elsa. Bel? Olaf? Let's uh, let's sit on it. Okay Okay Frozen okay. This is Elsa No, not bill Olaf Olaf Christoph I think off is Iago that or no, I know Iago's is not

Who's Carl Friedrichson? That's up. Oh, never mind. Is it? Go to the next one. Oh, oh, we're on frozen right yeah Hans I Don't know is not the boyfriend and yes, I think Hans is it no click it. Okay, all right. Who's Antoni go? I don't know it sounds like the are we gonna run out of time. Yeah, we gotta keep going Up I've never seen that. Charles Muntz. Kevin. Doug.

Yeah, Kevin. You sure about? Good god, we're on. Isn't Remy or Russell one of the? Russell. Russell. Russell. Definitely Russell.

Aladdin, that's a. Abu. Jafar. Abu. Iago. And Jasmine. Jeannie? Gaston? Jeannie? No, that's OK. And Jasmine Jeannie Gaston Jeannie no that's okay. Oh Jeannie is no okay? Beauty cars chick Hicks Doc Hudson Mater yep. Oh yeah fuck yes, you'd be in the beast wait down stone Lumiere Hogsworth. Yeah

Mrs.. Potts We're gonna do it. We're doing it guys right to it. Oh, I mean Remy Linguini. Uh-huh. I Would assume I think it's Right now he's the critic critic. Yeah. Yes Skinner another right. Oh Skinner is the head chef, right? Yeah, I think so. Are we sure? Oh god All right one more got ooh Come back to it jungle book is Bajira Below does the puffer fish yeah

Teach another one another jingo in Star fish or the little like peaches the starfish I think so oh whoo frozen is a grand pabbel pabbie what's the other one over missing ratatouille Django oh I don't know who oh shit Django oh spin the wheel pause it in the wheel this is gonna go pause it and spin the wheel hey should I be preemptively angry yes you should Screw it up now or Grand paville grand paville the fuck is great that sounds French, but also castley Jane I don't want it to be me the DJ is that not talking out no No, no, no, you got your head dude in your head

Oh, yeah, all right, don't let us down. All right. I was I was So my options are frozen and ratatouille yeah so, so much work here. Grand Pabell is going to be the Frozen character. I agree. I agree. Yeah! Way to go. That's two. That was good teamwork there, guys.

That's two. Felt good. No. 16th century girl days. We have to try Elizabeth. Wait, what's the 16th century? 1500s yeah, what's that give me one person Shakespeare? Yeah, was it? Or was he 1600s both?

Mary Sophia Sarah Queen names Emily Elizabeth motherfucking Mildred? and Emma and that's good Teresa Eva Eva oh Fuck try Elizabeth Anna oh Elizabeth Ruth one one Bible Sarah Dorothy Something'm something Chinese yeah we're just about now we're thinking of yeah something we're fucked

six margaret yep I got a Juliet oh hey now we're so fucked Julie what are Queen think of Queens Victoria? Oh, yes, yes? Oh, no idiot, okay, we're fucked Virginia, I don't think we should count this one. No, no, it's got this woman bullshit. I want anything women old old women They're probably all ugly Mamie. Who are the six ladies King Henry killed? Catherine yeah, gotta be up there Charlotte one They're probably all ugly. Mamie. Who are the Six Ladies King Henry killed? Catherine. Catherine.

Yeah, got to be up there. Charlotte one? Sounds good. The city wasn't even around. Fuck this one. Emily? Yeah, no, we'll never get this. I'm going to do a home run trot in a minute.

It's going to be like Game of Thrones names. I'm saying this one doesn't count. Go to the next one. I want to see the names. Yeah. How bad would we have been? Jane, Agnes, Maybel, Christabel, Magdalene, we never would have got, Thomasin? What is that?

Thomasin. The fuck is Thomasin? Thomasin is up there. I don't believe that. That doesn't count. That's a bullshit quiz Jane we could have got Jane Janet. Yeah, Jane next next next next

That's that one didn't count. We're we're at two 45 seconds second Who was the step right Spice Girl person? TJ, look for Baby, Scary, Sporty. Ginger. Posh, Ginger. Don't get tripped up with ice. Baby, right there.

That was helpful, Brian. Ginger, diagonal, all the way down. Yep. Sporty, the other diagonal. I don't know if he got it. He didn't get it. Posh is diagonal right by Ginger. Sporty is the other cross diagonal. You't know if he got it. Posh is diagonal right by Ginger.

Sporty is the other cross diagonal. You didn't get baby. Bottom to top. Scary from bottom left to top. Get baby. Scary goes up. We got it. Bottom left, up.

Over front. Time, one, beauty. Fuck, that was stressful. That's a stupid sparkle too. That was hard. Movie scene bunker two. A, B, or C. Yeah, we got this.

That corresponds. All right, sling up and also that's up. B. Saving private rides. Come on. B. Ooh, that's a recall, right? Or no, that's a recall.

It could be any of these. I think it's A or C. Oh, that's a recall, right? No, it could be any of these. I think it's A or C. Oh, no. I think it's a unique scene. I think C. I go C as well. Oh, that's two towers. C. That's C.

That is kill Bill a What time this is final tap there are a long edge be be nice I don't know is that romance in the stock that's not shit I don't know Oh or she is she in Raiders of the Lost Ark that dude in the back she might be in Raiders of the Lost Ark is she wearing like adventure clothes I don't know. Oh, or she is she in Raiders of the Lost Ark? I've got dude in the back. She might be in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Is she wearing like adventure clothes? I can't tell

well that would be both romancing the song and Raiders of the Lost Ark are adventures. What you holding? A shot glass. We got to hurry here. Oh, no, we don't. I would do I would do Raiders of romancing. I don't see Michael Douglas. I don't see Harrison Ford. She looked dusty. or romancing. I don't see Michael Douglas. I don't see Harrison Ford. She looked dusty. Romancing C. I was going, I think. Fuck!

Fuck, someone had to step up. I was totally going to say B. Someone had to step up. It was on the tip of your tongue, Kate. Damn it. Damn. No. No.

Yeah, we could get this. How? Easy. Not a chance. Easy. There's no way. Easy. Yes, we could get this. How? Easy. Not a chance. There's no way. Easy. Texas. Georgia, yes. Oh, we can't.

This is easy. Okay. New York. New York. Nope. Georgia. We're dumb. Ah, damn it.

New York. Flex, flex? No, I'm out. Yeah, no. Andrew Johnson. Good run. Good run. I just saw Bill Clinton and I'm out. Yeah. No Andrew Johnson Good run. I just saw Bill Clinton. I knew it was Arkansas Arkansas nice brand, California No, New York two grandchildren, Virginia, Virginia

New York New York New York that. New York. New York. New York. That was New York. Cleveland, Ohio. Oh, man. We suck at this. We're not smart.

By the way, I'm very excited for Monday because we're going to get, we need Titus to make sure that he saves all his, I'm going to text him right now. He needs to keep a running log of Che. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah, what's he up to now? They're going out.

To Colorado? Yeah. Che maybe has arrived there by now, so Titus is probably done with him. Oh, he's at 37 by the way. Oh, nuts. What did he say? Is it 37?

He's jerked off 37 times. So we're close. 50 was the number? Yeah. I don't know what his pace is. 37 and however many days it's been. Hotel room should up those numbers. Yeah, this will be a big weekend for him. Why'd your hot guy laugh at that? If he comes back anything under 42, I need to see Jackie

Robinson by the end of this weekend. He's allowed to pose Jackie Robinson. Is there any Jackie Robinson GIFs? I need Jackie Robinson. I don't get Jackie Robinson. Yeah, there's a lot of Jackie. I've never seen it used. There's a lot. It's from the movie too. Oh yeah. Look at that. Chadwick. Yeah, we need Jackie Robinson. That would be great for people to respond to. Jackie Robinson, what did you put on the other day? Forty-five should be Trump. And forty-seven. What's Frank Clip?

Him cooking? What was it? Frank went heavy on the chili powder and garlic. Heavy! Butts boys are down bad. Yeah, but his measurements measurements were a pretty long point Three tablespoons guys, I don't eat chili without chili powder. So let's get a lot of chili powder in here Was it spicy yeah, did he like it?

They need to win today, you know who's up Is he still there yeah, he is attacking he is attacking this opportunity everything I tweeted last night I think he's entering day five before. He's like, Ronnie Woo Woo. Yeah, he is Ronnie Woo Woo. He should start wooing. Is Ronnie Woo Woo still alive, he asked. Yeah. Yeah, he was at Old Crow a couple of weekends ago. What? Full uniform?

On a Saturday. Who is the college football center? Ronnie Woo Woo is a famous Cubs fan that goes full Cubs uniform. Full uniform. All the time, never out of it. I'll never forget, last year, he went to this big gospel concert.

Everyone's like in suit and ties and you just see him in the middle of the crowd full on. Yeah. Still got sand on his pants. And he wooed. He's got sand on his pants? He wooed. He's in his 80s, isn't he?

Woo! Woo! Yeah, how old is he? 80s, he said. He used to... Interested? I used to live in Wrigleyville and he would help, like one of the bars near there would they had parking and they'd sell parking and He would help them and so he would just stay on the on the corner like right outside my apartment

Just going parking. Whoa parking. Whoa Was he in the annoying camp or like everybody loved him he I think he's always been just like he is what he is Yeah, just kind of he just is what he is. He's Ronnie woo I love him. No, that's just like yeah, I haven't heard him woo in years It's just around more. He's barely got a voice. Can we get a video Ronnie? That guy's a fucking ledge That guy's a fucking ledge. Yes. Oh, he's not wooing. He's glitching.

It's like a skipping CD. That's the funny man in the friendless attitude. You gotta get him wooing. That's the funny man in the friend group. Yeah. The dude's killing it. We gotta get him wooing. You gotta hear him woo. I wasn't into that. Woo. It's cool to make the woos rare.

Yeah. But he used to woo all the time. Maybe he ran out. Do you think? A man has a finite amount of woos. You think so? I think He's got a best dad Jersey

No, he's like a little guy Yes, he's like in a Notre Dame game. Yeah, he's got a bear's helmet that he wears every now and then Perfect bears helmet that he wears every now and then. Perfect. Over the Cubs outfit. But that's Tate now. Every city no matter the size has like a mascot in person. The Mets has that guys covered in pins and Frank. Yeah. And Frank. He has a song? There that video Smashing Pumpkins posted? Actual Smashing Pumpkins? What? Woo, Billy, woo, Billy, woo, Billy. See, hear the woo? Woo, Billy, woo, Billy, woo, Billy.

Oh, his mouth hardly moves. Yeah. Comes from deep down. Ventriloquist. Wait, this is the Smashing Pumpkins YouTube account? Yes. Are they a Chicago band? Yeah. Yeah.

Didn't know. Billy Corbin has a cat bar. It's like a T in cat bar. Oh, really? In the North Suburbs. Yeah. You look it up, it's like cats are just everywhere in the... I think.

I love that. Didn't know. I think I'm right about this. I might have... Sounds too weird to be wrong. Diva dreamed it? No, I've heard of cat bars. He's also into big into like alternative wrestling

He like I think he bought like you know, yeah in the league like wrestling circuits Such problems are the best You find out he's got a cat a tea and cat bar. Yes, Siamese. Yeah. Oh pause. Yeah. Oh He's got I want to say it's oh my god I'll be damned Corgan cap bar is it still open? Yeah, Madame Zuzu's there it is. No, it's not it. That's bozo circus That's bozo circus Wait what is happening? I might have made up the cat click on a virus. There's stuff on the bottom

He was on the top of a cat enthusiast magazine Did you go to a car can I make up the cat bar maybe I'm thinking remember when John Mayer was a cat bar, Kyle? Did I make up the cat bar? Maybe I'm thinking, remember when John Mayer was at the cat bar for New Year's in Japan and he had like cats everywhere? Fuck. What's the smoking gun evidence? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I You got Kyle all excited for nothing. I wouldn't bring my cats there, but I would like to go and like fuck around with other cats. Because your cats are too much of a hassle to keep them.

I don't think they would do well with strangers. But they're playing with each other, they're wrestling, they're bathing each other, so it's a treat. I confuse Billy Corgan with a lot of other bald musicians. Moby. Moby. Moby has the worst tattoos I've ever seen. Yeah, what is it? It's vegan.

Vegan for life on his neck and then one arm's animal and the other one's rights. Oh my. Really, really bad. Who is this dude? That's Moby. Oh yes. Should we do that for Frasoli?

Moby, yeah. Animal rights. Animal rights. Okay, so he does have a tea cafe. I don't know if they allow cats in it. You don't know if they do ventures? I think I might have... Madame Zuz's tea cafe... What about Boza Circus?

I don't know if there's cats there. But it feels like there probably are That's such a shitty tattoo because when he wears like a long sleeve his hands just say L's oh Yeah, it does That's Moby What was this big song? He just did a lot of techno stuff, right? I can't even think. Did he do mixes of stuff?

Oh, here we go. This is a good combo. What? Send it to you, TJ. This is where we go full circles. Just send it to you. Whoa, what is that? Just sent it to you. Hmm. Whoa, what is this?

Yeah. I have my big neighborhood mom's Halloween party tomorrow night. Are you excited? I'm excited. We're all going to Skeletons. Very cool. And are the kids going?

No, no. It's only moms. It's only moms. TJ, I sent you another thing, too, that we just, I just was scrolling Instagram for a second, and we have to include it in Minzy Versa Clemmer. Look at this. I sent you another thing too that I just was scrolling Instagram for a second and we have to include mincy verse clever Look at this

This is Ronnie woo at Billy Corgan's. Oh wow That's pretty good It's easier we have to do the next thing I sent you. We have to put into the mincy versus clever. I don't know. We need to. Oh, my. It'll just be mincy getting hit in the face. Over and over and over. I need this so bad. I don't know how. Look at it. You got to change your head, too.

So good at it. You got to change his head to sideways. Is he the? This guy has to be the best in the world. Yeah. Why is he shirtless? I don't know Catch really good question T. J Fuck and one of them should just have no head every like Looks like what does your hair every morning bring mincy verse clever? I'm envisioning it

We need to figure out where we can I need it fully sponsored We need to like go to a warehouse where we can just have a warehouse. Yeah TJ we got to talk to someone about like making this just blowing it out. Yeah, I put it in front of sales I said we're doing this and we're gonna need a slippery stairs. You guys figure it out. Yeah and this thing Listen if there's anyone that won't get or made or won't affect me or someone making fun of me for my clothes, hand up, it'd be me. No, no, yeah, you kind of screwed that up. It's it'd be me.

It's it'd be me. Oh, man. Look at him. I don't even know if you can arrange those words to make it make sense. What's that backstreet boy? It's Ittabe Me. It's Ittabe Me. It said I'd be me.

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Time visit high noon spirits calm before your next tailgate to find a pack new you if you're in Boulder go hang out with MMM Chay and Mark Titus Have some high noons with them. Have a good time remember when Kate said Backstreet Boys. Oh my god Let's let's uh let's pull up historical women gag Kate and malice that would be gagging we should that we should sell that segment it's the ugly historical woman of the day we fucked into a good one on mostly the other day we fucked into a good one we fucked into a good one kind of cool Benedict Arnold turned on the United States for pussy

He ended up marrying her after the fact but he he ended up Reason he flipped was was a woman was like hey come on Yeah, I let you get up in this, but you gotta flip. And so he did, and she was historically hot. Oh, yeah! Oh, but it wasn't for new pussy. Sweet, so we've just been like, we haven't been down for the boys. We thought he was an asshole.

Yeah. We forgive him. Yeah, totally forgiven. Probably some brutal post-mortem. Wait, why does she have that growth on the side these are all drawings fellas There's a photo right oh Those her okay Because the drawings some of them aren't that great like I'm with you. That's not her though

That's a lot of forehead. I don't think it is these the hair in forehead fashion we getting catfished why is gritty in this photo another really good question teach teaches observing is all hell I'm Spin the wheels good Friday, please watch pick picks. I'm gonna go set up But it's wait Che and Megan aren't here oh Solo shows the best one long that one gonna last usually last the longest. Do you put it out as a podcast? I don't know what he does with it That's funny. I think the correct

term is tick tock. Vine. Oh boy. Oh. It's when he's never here. So we do it Monday? Well no just I thought we waited for Titus. Or spin to see who has to get it from Titus. But yeah Monday. So they can worry about it all weekend. Unless it lands on Titus, in which case, everybody gets to whip Titus. That's right. OK. And we'll have all weekend of practice.

He'll be excited to come back on a Monday towel whip. He's so good at it. But I'm hoping that he gets it. Would we go? Yeah, we would. I was gonna say would we go one by one or would we all do it at the same time? We'd go one by one. Maybe two people could double up and try to get both cheeks at the same time.

Whoa. I'd like that. To see that. Get double cheeked up. I had a good time at the Blackhawks game last night. Thank you, Big Cat. Yeah, that was fun. Oh, Nick. I'm getting whipped.

I'm not here Monday. So two whips on Tuesday? Yeah, two whip Tuesday. Two whip Tuesday. Fuck. There's nothing you can do about it. No. Hands were tied.

Okay. All right. Well, we'll see everyone whip Tuesday. Two whip Tuesday. Fuck. There's nothing you can do about it. No. Hands were tied. Okay. All right. Well, we'll see everyone on Monday. Please subscribe. It's the Yak. Get your straws yak style and stay for a while.

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