The Yak - Mintzy Has A Bombshell Announcement Ahead Of His Big Ole Miss Trip: Tue Sep 15, 2026

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in. Me and Kyle just ran. Good hustle. So far to get here.

Oh, man. Stelle blue coffee. Go right now. We're doing the giveaway. So if you sign up, you get one entry. if you buy it 7-11 Circle K or Target, you get two entries. If you take a video of you doing that, you get 10, and the winner gets to come. I think they get travel stipend and they come watch football with us.

And I said on PMT, if you give me a winner, you're definitely, you've gone from 0% chance of getting hired to at least 10%. Wow. That's pretty good. You got some good prizes. Yeah. We'll see. You have the best prize. Come watch ball with the boys.

And if you bring a winner. But it's got to be like a winner. Like what odds would be talking? No, I don't care about odds. Okay. I'm no doubter. I'm concerned about watching ball with the boys because that did drive a rip between Stephen Che and Rico, which appears to be tearing apart one of the best relationships in this office, which is Stephen Che and Rico.

Wait, that's not mended yet? No. Oh, I think Rico hates him even more now. No, we take him this morning because Dave has to go to England for Fox. No, that's not mended. at all. It gets worse because Rico starts thinking about it, right? Yeah, and I tried to explain to him that Stephen Chee has literally freaked out at pretty much every one of us.

Yeah. Freaked out of me on the yak. Yeah. Freaked out of me during Falcons bucks last year. Freaked out of Max. Frank? It's a very normal thing to have a freak out in the gambling cave. Once you leave the gambling cave, you're like, all right.

We're going to white lines. Exactly. I've had really bad moments of the game. I would love front row seats to the Che High versus the riders. Oh, man. I think the Cheye High would be overmatched there. I think they move silently. Yeah, it's a whole different strategy.

Cey's a whole different strategy. Cey also can't be affected. Chee said on Wake up parcel today that he would like to be Deshawn Watson. What? Why? Might you say that? Might you say that? The money, an year old quarterback, $230 million guaranteed contract?

Like, that's hated by everybody? And he just, he's like, yeah, but think about the. the money. He kept on saying change your name. He's still Deshawn Watson that you very recognizable. You'd be able to sleep a night. He'll be forgotten in five years. Sounds like you don't want to be DeShawn Watson if one of your strategies is change my name. That's a really good one. You can't change your name. You have to be Deshawn Watson if you're Deshawn Watson. What hypothetical is do you want to, would you trade lives with Deshawn Watson? You cannot change your name. This was my hypothetical. Although to back Che up,

Stephen, uh, Deshawn Watson retires tomorrow buys a thousand acres of land and just, and just disappears and has the life ever well i did say to i hate to have to defend stephen shea sean watson i would imagine is still beloved in clemson yeah he could just go back south carolina yeah like those type of guys always can go home yeah kind of thing you know rondane used to just like hang out at bars just put on a clemson polo move back there yeah he's good it's like if you just if you're your professional career didn't pan out you just be like hey remember when i was the man well i'm back yeah, I'm 40 now and have some weird shit in my past

but remember when I was the man. Yeah. Everyone would like, oh yeah. You think Clemson's that shallow? Yeah. Titus did it in Columbus for a while. That's why he's did. That's a mural. Yeah. It's like I was the man. Fucking man.

Nine career points, Kyle. You're off the court stats must have been crazy too. Yeah. Yeah, they were. They were. Yep. Yeah.

Nine total? Nine. Nine career. That's what I was talking about. Solid, dude. That's a life well-lived. Nine's incredible. Nine's overwhelming.

Nine's way too many. Nine and four years? Nine and four years? Yeah. You don't have enough memory for nine. Yeah, one's getting lost in the shuffle there. They start to blend after, I'd imagine. There's some highlights, but there's some ones that you just kind of

Some low there. Routine plays. Layoffs. No, free throws. Yeah. Oh, we can't bring that back. We got to have Tate on. Oh, yeah.

That was incredible yesterday. Just really good start to finish. Really, really good. Very funny. Progressively funnier throughout the day. Even got Dave's attention, which. Got the respect. What are Tate's riders?

What are his Cheyeye? They'll figure out their name eventually. Psychos. They're pretty. Yeah. Tate's. Tate. Tate.

Oh, Taitreets. It was very funny because they were just like, I was tuning in. Tate was like all of it was great. And we'll have them recap it. That one clip, which I want them to come down here to show. But every reply was just like, and Dave won't mention you. Until Dave mentioned him.

So shout out the Taitriots. And Dave's matching the amount raise. That's a big amount. Yeah. In honor of Ohio State, embarrassing all their fans specifically, Ohio, Tate, with that intergalactic choke job against Tech. I'll match the money Tate raised for ALS.

Also, for all the people who want me to say I love Tate now, I'll never say that. I respect his work ethic. I'm glad we have him. It was great content. He still has like seven screws loose. I respect his work ethic. I'm glad we have him. That's better than I love you.

Here's the thing too. She can finally rest. I understand getting the Dave approval is very massive in Dave stamping it. But like, Tate has, I'm, I'm Tate's boss and I, Tate has carte watches to do whatever, and I'm his biggest supporter. So he's good. He just got new con. He's good.

He's good. He deserves it and he's very successful and he works his ass off. I know that you're like getting Dave's approval, but I don't know if that will ever happen because the Michigan, Ohio State thing is very real between them. Yeah. Like I don't know if he'll ever get past. And Tate is a psycho when it comes to that. Correct.

If you ask Tate, you know, Ohio State beats Michigan or you get Ohio State superiority over Michigan or you get a big raise, I think he probably chooses Ohio State. Yes. Yeah. He's a leon. Yeah. Yeah. He's a psycho. He doesn't do it for the money for the views. Does it for the Dave quote tweet. Now, now I do want to ask one question. Tate, a wildly successful yesterday was amazing, fantastic, incredible stuff. This weekend he's just going to be following Mincey around again? Yeah. All right. I'll be clear. We'll wait until Tate's down here, but I will be clear. If he didn't want to do that, he didn't have to. Tate has any time he does not want to follow Mincey around, he can say no. Okay. And if. And if, he's not. And if he's, he's not. And if. And if he's, he's not. And if. And if. And if. And if he's. And if he's, he's, he's down. And he's down. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's If he says no, the Mincey also can't go. It's the best possible outcome. Yeah. Yeah.

So like that's, but Tate calls the shots in that relationship. I'm never going to be putting Tate in a situation where Ben Mince can tell Tate we're going somewhere and you have to follow me. That is not how. But I think Ben thinks he has that. He can think that. He does not. It's not Mince is going. Tate you have to go.

It's Tate, if you want to go, Mince can go. Correct. Okay. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Mincey definitely thinks. has that. He does not have it. Okay, well, Ben Man's

doing what he's doing. I don't know Tate's doing what he's doing, but Ben Mentz has... We'll do that after Tate because Tate is part of it. You know the bombshell breaking news? No, I don't. Oh, but yeah. Tate, you know that. We've talked about that. What's that? The Mincey, you can always say no to going to a Mincey thing. Oh, yeah. He does not control

where you go. No, not at all. Okay. This one is going to be fun. Have you said no? Yeah, there's been a couple. Yeah, that we've like talked about privately. I'm like, no, this doesn't make sense. Pre-said no if, if, like, Ole Miss had won that game against Miami, right? Didn't you pre-say-no to the next one? Yeah, I've said no more. You've given me the power to choose.

Yeah. I want, this game's going to rock. Yeah, and there was one that was like, Mincy had an idea. And Tate was like, hey, Mincy has this idea. I was like, dude, you shouldn't do that. I mean, I had a wedding and I was like, you're like, dude, go to the fucking one. Yeah, like, what are we talking about? You're not missing a wedding for Ben Mintz.

Tate is there a chance? No one should miss, no one should miss a fucking, like a DMV appointment for Ben. Okay, think of the worst thing that you like That you'd actually want to miss You should still go to that thing Tate, is there a chance Mincey sees you blowing up And he's like, oh fuck I don't know

I don't think Mincey's thinking about me Not at all Thinking about you Dude, he's he was In the hallway, I just walked by He was debating Colin Coward About Ole Miss If y'all don't think that Ben Mince is

It feels like he's responsible for Tate blowing up You don't know Ben Mince I do have to say that. So yesterday, at one point I was like, hey, this might stink. As you said, you're welcome at all? He was going to come. I had to cancel on him. He was going to come to the stream.

Thank you. I was going to ask him, he was going to come to the stream. He's like, I have a great idea. He printed off, someone helped him. A Robert Frost poem, the road less, or two road, whatever. Apparently, he was torn between going to LSU or Ole Miss. And his mom left that on his bed. No kidding.

He's not an LSU band. And he read that, and he made the choice to go to Ole Miss and it's changed his life forever. He was going to come tell that story and read it live at McDonald. Wow. During your stream. Yep. That would be so important for your stream.

And he was texting me a whole time, which again, credit to him. I was going to play him in like chess or something, but he's like, dude, I have an idea. Did he say it was going to be hilarious? Oh, yeah. Wait, this wasn't his breaking news. No, he has, I don't know the breaking news. We'll do the breaking news. Why did you look at me when I said that he was debating Colin Coward over Ole Miss?

Me? Yeah. was Colin Coward here? No, PFT has an AI calling Coward. Oh. I was looking at you. I didn't know Colin Coward was here. It was great debate.

Vincy was literally standing there debating a phone. Colin Coward's in Chicago, too, right? Yeah. We should set that up. No, it's way funnier for him to have to debate an AI, Colin Coward. Who won? I didn't call him. Oh, okay.

It was great. It's like a cat with a laser pointer. hours of entertainment. No. No. No. They, yeah. We give up first. Yes. All right. So, Tate, tell us how are you feeling, first of all. I haven't pooped yet. Oh, uh. Huh.

I felt really, really, really bad last night, but I literally kept going to the bathroom, trying to sit down, couldn't do anything. At some point, it's going to come out, right? That's 10 Big Macs. I've been told it's the so. Does sodium make you retain? Yeah. I think you've got to eat something, like eat like a bran muffin or? I think. Can we see how much meat is 10 Big Macs? I just want to know. 20 patties. I know that. 20 patties. Doug's dream. Have you eaten today? No, I'm trying to do a. Are you hungry?

Yeah. I stretched out the stomach yesterday. I did get you lunch. No, no, big. All right. Well, deserve. Thank you. Well, deserve. Tate. You're me throwing down. That's awesome. The boss man. Wow. How about that? Do you want me to throw it down? How about that for an ad? Isn't, isn't this like, you're not supposed to like go cold turkey? Yeah, you ease off. Wean off. Yeah. Oh,

oh, wow. You're like the next Morgan Spurlock and he's fine. Oh, man. How's it feel like home? Not bad. You're putting this guy and watch.

Gorski. I'm good. Yeah. Don't eat that. Tony, the whole thing. I was very impressed. I,

like, you made great content out of it. That one clip we should show it was. I think it's an all-time clip. Yeah. That's a personal hall of fame clip. she said that's ronald do you want to take a picture with him there comes this fucking kid

here it comes it's like it's tough because I tried to be funny all day I was there for 10 years for two seconds I wasn't trying to be funny and it was the best clip that clip was so good that was like a if you did you that's like an out of order sketch like you're acting but it happened in real life it's so funny so

I just finished nine and nine hit me And I was like Lucas I think I'm gonna puke I think I gotta lay down like I'm in trouble And this kid comes in with his mom He's like four years old and he goes That's Ronald! And she's like okay we can take a picture And he's peeking so he's peeking over like a booth

And I was like oh fuck this kid's coming And then I was side eyeing him and he walked out around the booth I was like oh fuck he's You take the picture? He was he I took a lot of pictures yesterday Kate I heard you were spot on. This is breaking news. We withheld some content yesterday

because we didn't know what we could post or not. I got bullied the fuck out of the dining room at like 2.30. By high school kids? By 100 middle school kids. It's so bad. That's a nightmare. They were like, they all came at the same time. There was a hundred of them. Yeah, that's, they're moving

hurt. That's a literal nightmare. And they just kept being like, hey, it's Ronald McDonald. And then they're like, you curly head ass. And I was just like, and as a teacher, like they were the exact grade that I would work with and I had the power to give detentions and I had the power to even tell them like you guys

are losers like hey that's how losers talk I couldn't do that dressed as Ronald Donald Donald I'd go sit in the break room yeah that is how I felt what were some of the things they were saying curly head ass Ronald McDonnell everything they say just ends with head ass yeah goofy head ass

Did you learn anything yesterday that you could share like when you were working the drive through did you learn anything about like working at McDonald's. Well, yeah, a couple things. One, shot at that McDonald's Johnny. Everyone was so perfect. Let us do whatever.

One, I didn't know there was like a gun that sprays, I would have done no sodium burgers if I could do that again. Like there's a gun that sprays sodium on the burger. Or salt and pepper, salt and salt. Salt and pepper. Sodium gun. Also, they run such a tight shit. We couldn't do it.

They proposed an idea of us going to do a barcel after dark there. We would, zero percent chance we would. could do it. They were so nice. They refused to take tips. So I was like, so ultimately I called the owner. I was like, hey, like I got to give this Miss Maria something. She's been doing everything for me. So I gave her cash at the end of the night.

And she went into the back room immediately called the owner. And I had to go get her. I was like, hey, bring her back out. I talked to your owner. I talked to your owner. And she was like teary eye damn near and she split it with her workers. Wow. It made me like sad.

Like, I don't know, man. None of us would do shit for like nine, ten, $11 an hour. And we couldn't. We couldn't. Even if we wanted to do it, we don't have the skills. Like if we did a Barclough after dark, like, I don't know, White Sox Dave on like the fries. Yeah. It'd be incredible.

Yeah. It'd be incredible. And that guy matched the donations. So Chinese the man. Wait, which. Oh, I think they're calling Dave. Dave. That guy.

What about Dave? We talked about Dave before you got in here. You know, I know that you like the Dave's standing. approval is big, but you know it doesn't ultimately matter because you have carte blanche to do anything. Yeah, you have my back times a million. Right. So that's good to know. I'm going to, I don't think it's ever. No, I'm getting it. There's always going to be, getting what? He sees you. He sees you as he respect, I can tell, I know Dave well enough, like in the way he talks about you with me privately. He respects you. He will always see you as a

psycho Ohio state. You're the enemy. First and foremost, you will always be Ohio State's psycho and that will just always be Dave doesn't want to do content with psychos tape but you need to understand that I have I'm going I'm going reverse champagne bottle on him like I don't want to see him fail

but the first time he says Tate does a good job without and now I got to qualify this with I fucking hate him and he'd burn my house down in two seconds whatever I'm popping that well I don't know if you'll ever do you know the mean I don't know if you'll ever get to a point well no not only that but I don't think Tate would ever get to a point where he wouldn't burn Dave's house down.

Yeah. Oh, Ohio State. Well, that's been a tough spot. You'd burn all of our house. For a first down, you'd burn our house down. You know that meme of the kid in the classroom where it's like veins popping out of his head? That is me every fucking Saturday.

When Dave goes on Big Noon kickoff or Dave, or they're about to like lose to Western Michigan and I'm like sitting in my bed like this. Like, I got a good fucking idea. There's nothing you can do. I've had the full conversation with him where I'm like, Tate is awesome. He's just like he's in Ohio State psycho. But I like him. He says he likes you.

He never says it publicly. He says he hates me. He said he respected your work ethic and he's glad he has you. Yeah. That's pretty goddamn good. I also. You are in, but that's the other part, Tate. He's not totally wrong.

I think he could do a compliment without the qualifier. That'd be nice. You are an Ohio State psycho. And that's also partly why we love you. Like this entire thing was because three years ago you started doing the undefeated thing, which was a great content idea. regular people don't do that. Ohio State psychos do you.

Yeah, I saw I was trying to like, I was going to maybe chirp back when he said I had seven screws loose and I looked at the first reply and it was like me looking like the Joker. Yeah. He's like men in a McDonald's coffee. And why were you there? Because Ohio State was not a shit. It all circles back.

I don't have screws loose. Well, that's not totally wrong. Is your school lost by one point of mode? Yeah. Cover the spread. Cover the spread. It lost by one to the number one to the number one team in the country. Well, going forward, Tate, you've already, you're three

two games you've already had to do one. Are you scared coming? Do you have to do two of these, three of these? Got a, got a, yes. No doubt yesterday was good. I mean, the Hoosiers. Yesterday was perfect. Phenomenal. You come alive when the Buckeyes lose. You're at your best when Ohio State fails miserably. And that's what you have to lean into. It's, I look at it as making lemons out of lemons or whatever. Like, I don't want them to lose, obviously. I also really take joy in like going to the playoffs and going to these big games and doing that. Like, it's a Favorite thing I have on the entire plan is the Ohio State Buckeyes football team. So I do like the lost punishments of when they lose.

At least I can turn into something good for me. There are some coming up that we cannot lose. That just part. Would you take it back? I just had an idea. Let's do this off. I just had an idea. I hate big cat's ideas.

I mean, no, big cat. If Ohio State doesn't make the play, will they play in a bowl game? Yeah, they would. If we play like, yeah, like if we play like a big name, like a Florida or something. Okay.

We would do that. I think it'd have to be like if they play in a shitty bowl game. I think I'd send you and Mincy would have to follow you. I have been. I've had that in the back of my mind for a long time. At some point, it's got to be a rolls reversed. Yeah, but to like an 8 and 4 Ohio State bowl game would be hilarious. But even if they do go to the playoff, like the first round game, can't Mincey follow him there?

No, because that's a good idea. That actually means something. I'm saying it has to be a game that he doesn't want to go. But if Ohio State's playing the Valero Bowl. Don't you think it's fun? Tate doesn't want to go to the Valero ball. Don't you think it's as funny if it means something? Like, this is,

Tate's absolutely an edge. No, because Mincey's going to suck at it. Yeah, I can already tell you. It's got to be suck all around. It's going to be like, he's going to be like,

we're going to get there and he's going to be like the service was bad. Yeah. You won't see anything for four quarters. Everything's fuzzy. Yeah. Kind of funny though. Yeah. Not a bad idea.

I think it would still work for the first round of the playoffs. I think so, too. I just want to have the power to be like, like if it's, This shit's really important to me. See the vision here, Big Cat. Tate's in the first round of the playoffs.

How fucking amped up is he going to be? It's the most important thing in his life. And he has to turn around every five seconds and look for Mincey. If it's the Leroyal Bowl, Tate will lean into it and make it funny, funny, make content out of it. Tate will not make content out of. He's so laser focused on the football game. He will. He'll forget the cameras.

I think I'd still have to do the rule that Mincey has to get the tickets and the Oh, go. Tate depended on Mincey for something. Tate loves? Oh, my God. And also, Mincey wouldn't give a fuck about finding it. If we're like 30 minutes away from the road. It'd be in the fucking good year blimp.

It'd be the day before you don't have a place to stay. And I'm going to hope Mincey's not watching right now. Like I'll pull the wool over for a second. The amount of times that he gets like duped and I'm just like, oh, yeah, we might have a, we might have a place to stay. The first time he did that in Pasadena, I'd be like, no, Mincy. They're not giving us. Do you remember the Fiestable?

He thought the Fiestable Foundation. wanted to interview him at halftime. Yeah, I do remember that. Big had he called Dave on the golf course. It was like, hey, would I be allowed to go on ESPN? Dave's like, yeah. You can sing the national anthem. Yeah, that's fine.

You can do the halftime show. All right, so do you think you're going to poop? What if you never poop again? Are you going to have to get this thing like surgically removed out of your body? I don't know. I feel fine right now. I feel fine right now. How did you sleep last night?

You slept on my couch. And every time I turned over, it was like, like it like moved stomach yeah how many miles did you walk today three so far for 15 or 20,000 20,000 steps

and I was gonna go God I can't stop doing the content like I was not gonna eat all day and I've already had some yeah you had to have some pig mac yeah you wind you off do you want to do the mincy big news yeah let's get them in here

how big do we think it is should we rate the news can I read you his text yeah he said so he texted me yesterday when he was texting me about the Robert Frost

poem. It's going to be like All eyes were on you. The content was like you couldn't look away. It was incredible. It was perfect. It was like what barstool was built upon. Then he text you to come Let me uh... So he goes, I'm going to bring the Robert Frost poem of a road not taken. Couldn't decide between LSU O'Miss.

My mom left it to my pillow, got me to Ole Miss. It's very fitting for this week. It changed the dynamic for my entire life. I haven't answered, by the way. Also, got bombshell breaking news for you. We'll save it for my hour. You should tease it with water glass. Oh. Yo, yo, my people, but my Zah here and I want to talk to you real quick about Lucy. So I'm about ahead to the golf course.

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Nothing. Are they playing Mississippi? No, at one point, I didn't know McDonald's was going to let me do so much content there that I was going to line up. Oh, people are coming. So he was going to come play me in a game of chess on a live stream.

And then I texted him. I said, hey, actually, I'm going to work the drive-thru. I don't need you. And he's like, dude, I printed off Robert Frost's poem. But that's going to be my favorite moment. It has nothing to do with your storyline. And holy shit, would that have been?

He read that poem? So boring for him to be like, And here's a story about my life. So that's a regret. My only other regret, I should have done the Riggs walkout. What did you end up raising? $38,000, which Dave's going to match.

That's $76,000. Also, I'm going to make a video after this. If anyone knows how to do like charity, let me know. Because it's just in my Venmo right now. Yeah. You did, though. Yeah, like, no, like people are telling me that that's income right now. And I'd rather it may not pay taxes on it.

I didn't know that. How much was it? 38,000. Oh, yeah, I don't know how to do it. First off, rounded down to 35. Yeah, that was 35. And would you take it back, take back the Ohio State loss? Yeah, I would way rather have won than 100%.

I didn't even raise the money to raise the money. I raised it to tell that guy to fuck him. It's all spite. Yeah, fuck that guy. Spite's so powerful for him to just all of a sudden just be like, what about charity? He's like, dude, I can't believe you lose Ohio State's losses for content in state instead of helping the homeless youth in Texas. You scumbag.

I said, fine, I'll do both. Damn. That was fucked up of you. So, Mincy, you're looking skinny. Thank you. Yeah, feeling good. Is it because of the ankle? It's probably despite the ankle, you know.

What is it? I'm on that, uh, I'm over tomorrow. Tomorrow, finally, this has got to be it tomorrow. The saga. Oh, you got another appointment. Yes. Oh. Yeah, I got the CT scan results.

I told her. I was like, it has to be off this week. I got to be. Do they. Has to be full go-friends. You have like a, do you have like a cubby at the doctor's office? I know, I think she's just like. You come in and they're just like, oh yeah, here you go.

Yeah, no, it's crazy. She's your office. No, it's crazy, but I think she's just being super like careful and doesn't want if something happens. Is she concerned about your weight loss? I think that's good. I think I'm carrying less weight on the ankles. I think that's a positive. Yeah.

What's the weight loss due to? What's the weight loss due to? I mean, it can't be bad for carrying. What does it do to? oh i eat 30% as many calories as i used to damn good on you yeah yeah any reda i mean has a lot to do with that there's a whole lot to do with that well dude so stew finer and i both kind of have this where we you know we have binging portion control issues you know eating over eating and uh now i've after 38 years of problems with it we've solved it

Stu beat O-Zempec. Yeah. Like he took it and then he threw up and diarrhea it everywhere and then got off it. Well, he has to overeat. Yeah, he has to. And we always did too, but no more. Stu's been to Overeaters Anonymous like multiple times. Really?

I didn't know that was a thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Brandon. Ben, if you can cross your leg like this, your ankle's not that hurt. This right here, right here, see this? Yeah. if you can do that your ankle should be fine just take the fucking boot off okay I'll take the

boot off yeah I don't need to say no no what about the doctor that's true she she yelled at me Wednesday about it because I went I was I didn't wear it nat she's like you're still wearing it I was like well I didn't wear it a couple days in Nashville she's like no you I got a CDCT scan is there chance the doctor is attracted to you she's in love with you she just wants to see you she just I hadn't really thought of it that way she is a pretty cute woman though she has she have a ring on? She's like an Indian woman. Oh, that just, I wasn't in my question.

No, but I don't know if she has a ring or not. I haven't been painted. I haven't gone in there. Can't look past her in her ethnicity. You can't notice whether she has a ring on her finger. Yeah, well. She has a ring on. I don't know what Indians do.

I saw Indian and I stopped right there. Boy, I don't know. I hadn't gone into the doctor checking, you know, that wasn't a spot that I was looking to check wedding rings. I got to say, my guard has not been up in that spot. Yeah, you should bring her flowers tomorrow. I actually should bring her a card. Yeah.

Funny. Just something like, thanks for having me in seven times in two weeks. That would be funny. And if she says you have to wear the boot one more week. I told her yesterday. You know. I texted her last week. I was like, yesterday I was like, boots got to go.

So if you go. Oh, you're texting. You're I messaging you, not? No, I'm texting. I got her number. We check, again. Dude, if she says keep the boot on, just be like, do you want it to go on a date? Yeah, is that what is this?

Your ankle is fine. Would you date her? Your doctor's got the... I hadn't thought about it. Would you enter a relationship with her? She cute. I mean, she is... I mean, yeah, she's cute.

Don't say Indian again. In an Indian kind of well. No, I don't have a problem with that. I think Indian women are attractive. Cute as an Indian woman can be. Indian women are attractive. You should let her know that you don't have a problem with her being Indian. She's like, just so we're clear.

It doesn't bother. The Indian thing doesn't bother. I mean, she's a doctor. She obviously has. money is successful. So there's something. So if she says like you have to keep the boot on, can you respond to be like, can I take it off

to fuck you? I don't know if I can quite go that far, but I may just be like, what's going on here? Yeah, let's go on. Like what actually is going on here? What are we? How many unnecessary trips? How many trips back can I make?

It's like eight trips. So am I going to fuck you? I mean, he's got to be going to the suburbs on Saturday. Like a beautiful Saturday. I'm going 40 minutes away. She wants to go Apple. You're in college football. She wants you, Mency.

It's clear as dead. I'll ask her what's going on. Definitely ask her we are. Women put out signs and men are not very good at picking them up. I think this is an opportunity for you to pick it up. Look, if she says the boot can't come off on my little caters. All right, what's really going? I think you just need to say the words, what are we?

So what is this? No, say, what are we? Okay, I'll do it. What are one? I will. Do I need to change my Facebook? Look. Give her that.

Okay, so, Mincy, you have breaking news? Okay. Bombshell news. Bombshell news. All right. Now, you tell us what the bombshell news ranking one to ten would be. I know y'all are just going to crap on me. No, no, no, no, no, we're going to be unbiased.

Well, I mean, I feel like my judgment's different than y'all's. I'll say, I'm going to say, on my end, I think it's at eight. You all are probably going to say it's a... Can I say this? Okay. To use the word bombshell, it's got to be. It's got to be a 9 or 10.

I think it's pretty damn good, boys. It's either a bombshell or it's not. It's a one or two scale. I think it's pretty damn good. Let's just talk out what bombshells would be. It should make you go, like, have a physical reaction. Like, well, like, I think this is pretty damn good. A bomb shell to me would be Mincey is, he's returning the opening kickoff.

Yeah. That'd be a bomb shell. That'd be a bombshell. Got to stop for pregnant. The guy's a doctor. He's going to have to have. to get over the whole Indian baby thing. He'll get through it.

I like anyone. No problem. We can tell. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. So wait, wait, wait, wait.

Any other predictions on the bombshell? I think it's going to be like a possible opportunity. You're doing the coin flip. It's a possible opportunity. He's allowed back in the frat house. Oh. He has a lee. That would be a bombshell.

That would be a bomb shell. Well, I think that we're going, but we can't stay. Okay. Other bombshells. It's going to start with you might be able to do something. No, it's not a mite. You're going to Eli Manning's tailgate. No, it's not that.

Okay, that would be bombshell. I think this is going to be better content than that. It's actually your other foot that's broken. Yeah, this is going to be better content. Does it have something to do with LSU? This has something to do with our ticket situation. Oh, you got tickets. Yes, but where they are.

Okay, give us the bombshell. Wait, everyone go to your baseline. Everyone be calm. All right, yeah, be unbiased. Get the biased out of your body. Ready for the bomb. the hype. All right, so I mentioned this on Friday on the act, my buddy behind the 60 tickets in the LSU section for Ole Miss fans to keep them out. You get a text yesterday. God gives

his toughest battles to the strongest soldiers. Two tickets for you and Tate. Y'all are in the very front row behind the LSU bench, screaming at Lane and LSU's team the entire game. And he's got the Ole Miss basketball team like right with us. So I guess his goal is to just have tall people to block the LSU fans. But yeah, so we're literally front row behind the LSU bitch, behind Lane. And I mean, I'll just be honest. I'm probably going to take an Adderall and I'm going to scream. I'm going to scream.

That'll help you. I'm going to bring a level of bloody murder to this LSU bitch that. And then I already even called my old boss. Shout out Gordy Rush. Gordy Rush from Guarantee. Yeah, ESPA Baddress. He does the sideline reporter for the LSU game. So he'll be like, I feel like the LSU broadcasts maybe hearing from us on this game.

I'll say it. If he follows up like that, that's a bomb show. If he's in the front row given Lane. I didn't know about the Adderall. That chair. Atterol takes it up as round. I'm just being honest. Now, Mincy, if Lane turns around and sees, he's like, Ben, and goes to dab you up,

are you dapping him? I don't think he's going to want to dab me up with the stuff. If, screen that. I don't. Give me some of the stuff. Vince, if. Give me some of the stuff you're going to scream at him. Ready?

Pretend that Lane Kiven's right in front of you scream. Go to hell LSU! Whoa. Be personal to Lane. Directed at him, yeah. He's a ho. They're going to play the ho rap song, and so that's going to probably be a funny,

funny thing. So you're a traitor to the state of Mississippi. You're already wavering, and he's not even here. Yeah. No. Kind of taking it down a notch. I don't think you can hear you at that volume.

That's the whole thing from the Ben Garrett. Yeah, but what are you going to do? What are you going to yell at Lane? I'm just going to yell at it. You're in it. You're in it. Somebody yell at LSU at Tom. No, no, at Lane.

I'm worried about cursing. thing because the thing is it's so hot button with the universe the university is like warning people if you throw stuff on the field that you're too vulgar in the game you're kicked out of life so i'm gonna like hell is as far as i'll go i'm not because i'm going to be literally front row i'm literally going to be front row brayne has question you said you were going to scream bloody murder uh i think hell being the furthest you can go isn't really bloody murder thoughts i think i i could bring a level of energy that'll make up for not

dropping F bombs or GD. I think I can my energy level will make up. Don't drop GD. I never do. I believe in God. I hate me. I absolutely hate when people say G. No F bombs. No GD. But like you can't be GD in. What are you you hate Lane? And I and I will just, I want to

win this game. Like, you hate Lane? Do you hate Lone or? I don't hate Lain. It feels like the bomb cells you got a great seed for a fun football. Yeah, but to be in the LSU, you're screaming at them is pretty Are you going to be at them except for Lane? But you got to scream at him. You got to scream at him, Mincy. Can I ask something that might be a little conflicting here?

Yeah. You, you're no GD, but you're like LSU. I would assume a lot of their players are God-fearing men. You're wishing them to go to hell? Yes, where you all go to. That seems a little. To go to hell. It's a little.

To go to hell. They're men of God. Go to hell. That's an eternal hell fighter for a soul. Yeah, you understand the conflict. Like, did the go-to-Hill LSU thing, like, every time they sing the National Anthem at Ole Miss all year? I don't think it's your place. No, they yell.

You understand, like, what if someone, what if an LSU player comes up? It's like, hey, man, I've been baptized. I go to church every Sunday. You're telling me to go to hell? What the heck? Also, it's God's, it's God's place to decide. I'm not, exactly. Yeah, not your place.

You can't. You can't say go to. But the point is, I'm sitting in the front row, and I'm bringing a level of energy to this game, because I want to win this game more than almost anybody on earth because I have to deal with these bastards more than anybody. Okay. I'm the first guy that I'm the LSU fans talk shit to. I'm literally number one.

You're like the last time when I was in. Steel team six. But when I was in Death Valley in 2024 when that kid shoved me on the concourse. Yeah. Yeah. Coming out of there. Like there's got to be some retribute. I do have a question.

But I do think he needs to do a qualifier when he yells, go to hell LSU. I think you need to say. I'm less. Go to hell L. LSU as long as Figuered God decides it HGY double hockey sticks

Should it be your fate Should it be your fate according to God Go to figurative hell So say something like that Yeah shout that Repeat that Yeah

Should it be your fate According to God Go to figure of hell Yeah We don't want to wish hell on people Yeah Because it is

It's the whole school It's not a Mincey You almost went to that school Right Yeah I Robbeth

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, you heard that, yeah. Dude, I couldn't figure out, like, literally, no, because, you know, you decide. Y'all mean, I think it's a great story. It is a good story. Literally before my senior, like, I walk across the stage graduation night, I was because you decide by April where you're going to college. I couldn't figure out LSU or Ole Miss because my mom was Ole Miss and my dad was LSU. And my mom wanted me to go to Ole Miss so bad she left the Robert Frost poem, the road not taken on my pillow and it convinced me to go to Ole Miss. Wow.

then eight years later 15 14 started with elizabeth got a degree started with elizning and fall o one graduate with chad kelly at 30 in may of 2015 with a 2 point with a 2.0 0 0000 i got done with all my requirements and had to take a two week class to get a b to get my GPA up to graduate and i had a finance degree and i took no journalism classes and here we are at barstall sports Oh, man. Mincy. So the guy that gave you the tickets, what if he sees this clip? He's like, wait, you're not going to yell.

We're putting you in the front row. You're not yelling. Oh, I'm going to yell harder than anybody in that stadium. Nobody wants to win this. I'm just nervous about the health stuff. It makes me nervous. I don't. The Ole Miss thing, though, I did here.

What about purgatory? I heard the stuff. They really are like they're worried about, like, they're like, if they're watching for people, the security's so heightened for this game. They're threatening, like, if you're really out of line. And you're not going to throw anything. Hell no.

Hell no, I'm going to just come in and scream and yell and make their presence. I would like, it would be funny if my presence is on the LSU broadcast. What, uh, are you nervous, Mincy at all about, I don't know if you saw Greg went to Lawrence, Kansas last weekend. He got pantsed. Are you nervous that an LSU fan might try to pants you? So the LSU fan thing. Because I don't, I want to say it right now. You're the most pansable guy.

I'll say this. I think you could be hands-free pants. Go, go get serious, Cam, with me and Kyle. do not pants mincy all my clothes all my pants don't fucking do it the problem is my pants

they'll slide right off yeah my pants are all and my pants are all too loose now because my clothes right so you might think you might be thinking right now this guy's an easy target

to get pants do not pants again because they would fall straight to your ankle yeah like fast and there's no there's literally no ass to even view terminal velocity

I don't even know what they're gonna look at I have no butt it's all my gun it's just like a displace They're going to look at your bear cock. Don't pants them, people. That might give me. We don't need that.

Dan, I got a question. What are my marching orders? And I, this is a serious question. Say he got pantsed. Yeah. No, no, no, no. No, no.

No, not getting pants. Because I already said don't pants. You can't be pants. Let Kate have his impossible wife and medical. Say he, say he got pushed or say people are chirping him. It puts me in a tough spot because I, do I keep filming or do I give him to hand? That's a Jay. That was a joke.

That was a joke. He didn't like that joke. No one else got that. But no, I didn't. Never mind. I picked it. My question is like, Mincy. What do you want me to do in that situation?

Man, just keep the camera running. Okay. I'm there to help you. No, here's the thing, though. Dude, the LSU fan thing, when you're in Death Valley, it's, it's like really tough with their fans. Dude, there aren't a lot of tickets on the road in Oxford. It's a million dollars to stay there. They're not, we're not dealing with the bottom of the LSU fan base.

up in Oxford. I just realized something though. You said there's Ole Miss fans that don't like you? Oh yeah. So those guys do not pants him either. They can't. Don't do it. Don't do it. Not get a gang of your boys and pants him ad nauseum. Definitely don't have a competition as you can't.

I'm gonna wear a tight ass belt to this game. Oh, hell yeah. What's that movie where the guy carries the football around and they try to make him fumble? You know what I'm talking about? The program, right? Yeah, yeah, because you fumble, you carry it to locker. You should wear your tightest belt. Yeah. And say, Anyone who pants is a team.

Without a challenge. It's $500 from Big Cat. Mincy, you're the unpansable. You're like that chick on the Titanic. No, I know, I know. I mean, I accidentally said that part. Yeah, okay. You misunderstood.

Tight-ass belt. Just send me the video and the VEMO. Yeah, if you pants, Mince, Big Cat will send you $500 to buy him a damn good belt. You have to get him a damn good belt. So some suspenders. We'll get you some suspenders. Really looking to your.

You have to go buy them for it. Was it worth it? Yeah, Tate and our meeting. Oh, and then another thing, which is standard Mets thing. So Tate and our meeting, we have like 20 offers on lodging to go through. We're going to read aloud, maybe pick one of the best. We're still that, like the tickets are figured out. The rides are figured out airport.

We're still working on the lodging. Where are we, we haven't talked at all. Where are you fielding these offers from? Just DMs. Nice. Yeah, yeah. And we, of course, there are a couple pranks in there as well. Apparently, Harry Colon offered us a hotel room.

You can't fall for Harry. We had to say no to Harry Colin. No, Harry Colon sounds. That sounds like a fake name. Harry Colin offered us to Magnolia Suite somewhere. Apparently, that was a bluff. I mean, we worked at Palin. He had me for three minutes.

Are you sure it's fake? I'm sure. I vet it. Vincy is just Mo Sislak and there's just a bunch of parts of since he's running around Oxford right now. And I got, and we'll meet. I've got a lot of stuff. The itineraries coming together. Okay.

I think we've got this thing pretty, it's going to be a pretty special weekend. Tate's first time of the Grove, too. I'm excited. I'm very sad. We're hitting where we leave Thursday. We're on the 4 p.m. flight Thursday and we land on Thursday. Nice. So you got all Friday.

Yeah, yeah, but we're out 7 a.m. sharp Sunday morning back for NFL for Tate. Yeah. It'll be one of those things where if Brown's box. Hey, if Ole Miss loses, I can't get out of there fast enough. I'll be thrilled. If Ole Miss wins, we may have to play through to the flight. What's the real reason we're leaving early? I'm serious.

I just thought you wanted to get back. He said, I will give him credit. He has said that. I was trying to be conscious of your time, dude. You're working hard. You're doing a lot of stuff. I appreciate it. No, like, you got a lot to manage.

I thought. That's really nice. Because you keep saying, like, we got to get you back for the brown stream. But I mean, also. I think I would be okay. I know. You're also. I thought it was just the right thing.

No, I'll be here. Me versus Che. Well, I also was thinking about head. Like, if we win, it's a bad move to come back early. but if we lose, I'm getting the hell out of that town so fast that you can't. Right. Like, it's one of those like. Finish that one.

It's like if the game's over and we lose, out of there. I think we're going to win, though. I feel good about it. I really do. Good. You don't have any plan Sunday morning or anything? I have a 7 a.m. flight at Memphis. I mean, I mean, I went to get back here.

I'll just going to watch football at home. Yeah. Yeah. This would be great. Ever since he lied about that widespread panic concert in D.C. Are you building up Goodwill? Is there another widespread show coming up? Well, Big Cat already called out that.

Nashville Memphis weekend before I even thought about it. It was pretty, oh yeah, you hadn't thought about it. Well, dude, now that the bar still Nashville, they already want me back for that because we made. Of course they do. Yeah, we made so much money, do. Yeah. Yeah, people say I don't bring any money in there. Oh, Charlie's went out of business.

Oh, Charlie's went out of business? Yeah, you fucking put them out of business. Nashville. Nobody went to a Charlize. I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, hey, I just know, I know the Nashville bar. They were thrilled with it and, you know, money came out and people said, I don't bring any money.

So I'm trying to show some value. I love that. What? You want to say here, Brandon? Brandon, what? Brandon, how do you feel about the game? You want to say that, Brandon? What did you want to say?

How do you feel about the game? Honestly. Brandon, don't say that people weren't going to drink anyway. Well, I was just going to say, you just said people say you don't bring any money. And then you use an example of bringing money to Barstall National Bar. But that's not us, right? Well, it's our money. I think it's a deal kind of.

That money is not in our pockets. It's kind of, maybe not a hard to rack, but it's great. There's a few. enough. Peace of it goes to the company still. Yeah. That is not a hundred, but it's a piece. That is a fact. I want to build that Nashville thing, no, because I want to SEC, Ternie, Marshall Henderson,

and me happy hours. Oh, that's the long game. I think the Nashville thing's already built. Yeah. I'm my relationship with them. I don't know. Your relationship with them. He might build it. No, the Nashville thing's a money machine already, but I want to go back for this. I think it's pretty packed every single night.

We got a line out to Broadway for two blocks. He brought a longer line. 1.30 p.m. Sunday afternoon. He wants to stamp every dollar, Mincey. My girlfriends are actually doing a Bachelorette party there coming up soon, and it's because they said they saw you there. They're like, we should start doing a bachelor party. I don't know that I believe in that, but cool.

I feel like I believe. It's a group of girls from Mumbai, right? Yep. Yes. You got to get back for the Browns, too. I caught that late. I always catch the jokes late. It always catches me.

You got it. That's right. 7 a.m. 7 a. But no, I really did do that thinking tape. I appreciate that. I'm good.

But if Ole Miss wins, I mean, I'm probably going to play through and just go to the airport for him. You do? Play through. I'm doing what you do.

I mean, if Ole Miss wins, like it's, I mean. Is there a chance? What does that look like, though? Seriously.

I mean, I'll just be out the bar until one and then we'll be killed. You don't drink? You don't drink. I'm just going to be on Adderall hyped up. That's all it's going to be. This is a work tree.

He's being honest. He's going to take an Adderall. Appreciate it. Or more than one. This is what? Are you going to bring one for Tate? I mean, Tate. I'm out.

Tate's out. Everyone always says that my eyes look. I don't do Adderall. I've never done a drug. Do you have Xanax for if they lose? I hadn't thought about that. Yeah, probably should. Probably should.

The problem is, though, the Xanax if they lose is a terrible idea because you got to get up and be at a flight by 7 a.m. The Zanax is asking for a miss flight. Yeah. You're just asking, like taking one of those at 11 p.m. And having to be in Memphis eight hours later, that is an absolute recipe for a quigs tracking a flight. We're not on. And you have a prescription for both.

No, absolutely. Put it on a tea for you, Mince. I love it. Just really, I lobbed it up there. I don't lie. Maybe ask you an Indian doctor. She, I don't... Girlfriend, yeah, girlfriend.

You know, I always tell the truth even when it hurts me. Okay, you do. I do. I do. I'm like, I get called out. They're rightfully called me. I don't know. They always call it. It does say that.

I never, I know what. To a fault. Yeah, no, you admit when we find out your lie. Exactly. That's not exactly the same. It's not lying. It's when I'm running my little schemes that you sniff out. Right, but that's not always telling the truth.

That's not like, we figured out the lie. And then you don't say the lie. It's a mental. Yeah, there's, it's a gray area. Maybe like, I have to be here, and then we find out there's a widespread panic. But now that y'all figured out my bluff, all you have to do is check the panic tour and you can figure it out. It's pretty easy. Oh, oh.

It's our spot. We got a big October coming. Now that you know that we know that feels like there's something else. Yeah, you're, yes, you have something new. Oh, smoking mirrors. String cheese incident. No, I'm not that big a cheese fan. Yeah.

Panics is the only one I travel for. The rest of them, if they come through Chicago, I'll go. Okay. But I'm only traveling for Pan. Okay. But stoked, Tate. We're going to have a huge ass weekend. How, is there a fear that you can't replicate Arizona?

Man, I'm just going to go beat myself. Like, I don't think, yeah, I don't think we're going to get 170 million views on Twitter because that was lightning in a bottle. But I don't think we have to do that to be successful. Like, I think we're going to have a really big weekend. And I think we got a lot of good stuff planned. And like, Tate's already got me blocked, which is great. Even though I was trying to support his ALS challenge yesterday.

And I couldn't even retweet you. Donate. You couldn't even retweet. I was trying to support Tate. He was going to retweet the link, Dave. It couldn't even retweet when Tate's doing good for Sadi. Oh, dude, I'm just going to go be myself, man. We got that.

I think the game, we got plenty planned. That's a running joke we've been doing. Yeah. I love retweeting the GoFofeiting the GoFo. Doing my part. I'm excited. And I do think it's going to do well. Yeah.

I feel good about the reps, too. I think it's going to be clean things. close to the fourth. And the thing with Chambliss, it's like the Miami Festival. They're D-lines. Whoa, whoa, are you burning your entire pregame thoughts that you're going to tweet it halftime? No.

So about that. Once again, after six years here, like I was busy, like I was on stage at the bar. I wasn't thinking, once again, I went to a game with 17% on my phone charger. Like, how do I not learn after? Don't give him a phone charger. I got four portables.

Don't let him have it. But that was the Nashville thing. I didn't. Like, I was, like, low on juice. I had to get the post game. My buddy's wife had to film it and send it for me. All right. Good job, Mincey.

Make sure you're around on Friday for to come on the eye. Okay, you got it. We might be at Ole Miss. We might come in, like, we're going to might be an Ole Miss basketball practice during that. Where he's a better. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff planned. We got a lot of stuff. All right.

We're meeting after the act. Yeah. Okay, we got to go over and, hey, anybody else. Why don't you guys meet right now and then Tate. Well, just the logic. I got all these DMs. We're going to review all the lodging. Go review them now.

All right. Go review them now. What? No, I say go review them now with T. Off air. Off air. Off air. Off air.

No, no. Hey, Tate. Off air and they're filming. Yeah, I got you. Off air filming. And then Tate, come back at the end of the act. Shout out Danny Conrad to that hookup yesterday. McDonald's awesome.

Tate, you'll do the gauntlet at the end of the act. You'll take your big back? He took his big back. All right. Sicko. I'm excited. He's going to be front row with essentially a, pantsing hit out on him.

Oh, no, no, there's no Pancing hit. Yeah, it's the opposite. Don't want it to happen. Do not pants him. He could be pants telepathic. Seriously. That'd be so embarrassing for you

if it happened now. You'd have to get him. I'd be so heartbroken. Yeah. I think you could do like one hand just and get it. I think he's just blow like blowing out candles. What if this is the thing that unites LSU and Ole Miss fans this weekend?

Pansing. I want the old Miss fans. Yeah. I want, let's, let's be direct, Pants him in mass. T.J. Immediately. And often.

Is there a Guinness book World Records for most times? Most. We should go for it. Just pants in the airport. TSA guy. TSA, pull him up to the side. TSA. We're going to have to do a body check.

Oh. The pilot comes out of the cockpit. He gets him. Can you please stand up, sir? Gotcha. Oh, if he gets pants trying to get his bag out of the top. So vulnerable. His hands are on his bag.

What do you do? Getting his suitcase out of the Uber trunk. The old miss basketball players at basketball practice just pants him. Oh, man. Don't pants him. Pants him. He's going to have the time of his life. He's going to give Lane hell.

You know, I feel bad for it. Lane Kippling. Listen, when he said he's going to scream bloody murder. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to get the boxers too. Yeah. He's too ready for the pants.

Motherfucker. What are you doing, Don? He didn't do that to me all day. Why does he grow the fuck up? I don't understand. It was fake. Chase, I mean. No, this is real.

This is acting. Fake. It's fake as shit. No way. Yeah, it's 100% active, dude. He's dirty, setting up the camera. The whole account is pranking his dad.

He's acting the whole time. Oh, yeah, he just had to have the flag in his hand. Oh, this is good. Oh, okay. He's not sitting in the living room. He's standing. This is fucking lousy. This is faker than the crabs.

Steve, what are you talking about? This guy just happens to go to every scene in his house. Oh, yeah, look, he's really blowing a lot of leaves there, Steve. What are you talking about? Very fake. Even. No, there's something. some leave? No, they're hard.

There's not leaving that yard. Stephen. That's a real fake. It's the middle of summer. Come on. I saw this a few weeks ago. Shit, that was summer. Yeah. I believe this is real. That is, I know that. The woman was so acting. That's two turn, uh, two turn Tony, his brother. Is it? Yeah.

Yeah. God damn it. I watched this yesterday. Yeah, it looks sick. It's fake too. There's no roof. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake because where does the goddamn cows come from? Who cares? A lot of these are fake. So what? You don't think the boat is watertight?

I'm not impressed by something that's... Okay, watch till the end. I did watch the whole thing. Where does the cows come from, Stephen? Well, this is very fake. You do not bring it down the stairs? Incredibly fake. Watch.

Even though the trees are kind of blown in the wind. What? What is this? All right, now do the floor. You know how there's this like panic now that AI could like end the world? Mm-hmm. this is we always talk about Stephen being the most average man that's how AI can end the world

Everyone believes this like Where the cows come from Stephen? From the, oh yeah I guess out of frame It doesn't matter I did think this was fake a lot of these are fake But when it rains what happened They're all fit It's nothing with what

It's fake it's fake it doesn't matter There is no rain in fake world When it rains in Narnia what happened Also but Stephen Asland It's a little wet. It started out as a boat. Boats get rained on.

They're fine. Boats get wet all the time. There's a giant stairwell. It's going to get all over the couch. A little door on it. Oh, my God. Come on this. Oh, no.

You thought that pantsing was real? Speaking of Greg. Steve. Yeah, he got me. Oh, my God. Did he get it? Clean shot. Yeah. What did you do?

Yeah. Powerful enemy. The data killed Steve. Oh. Tata 1, 11 and 5 this weekend. But that was a bold prediction. You did have the Chiefs not scoring 30 points this year. Yeah, that's true.

Historically bad offensive year. Historically bad. Season high, 27 points for them week. Season high. You're saying the Chief will never score more than 27 points. Unfortunately, yes. Okay. Damn it.

And how many did they score last night? 31. Oh. Which is more. More than 27. Data won 11 and 5. Yeah, they want 11 and 5. And just picking winners?

Pick a winner. It's just, yeah. Last year you said the Jags would be really bad, and they were not. Your punishment at the Super Bowl was dressed like a jaguar. This year, you said the Chiefs would be really bad. Uh-huh. Go on. And they looked awesome last night.

Huh. If the Chiefs make the playoffs. If the Chiefs make the playoffs. Dress like a Chayoffs. Mincey's going to love that. Uh-huh. He's going to have to have you. He's got a boner.

In a shade of headdress. He gets pantsed. What happens? What happens if the Chiefs win a little, what? You said six games? I think it was nine. No, I think I had them seven. I think you had them at six.

Yeah, you had the Chiefs at six and eleven. So what happens if they... But what's the threshold for the Jacks to trigger the... It was just over 500. Yeah. So if the Chiefs go over 500, we're... No, let's make it a little real... Ten wins.

What do you want to be... Eleven wins for the Chiefs. So they reverse what you say? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. If they win 11 games... If they win 11, you have...

You have to wear a full headdress the entire Super Bowl? That seems a lot. Does it? We may have have Jaguar hair. Yeah, but that doesn't offend anybody. What does he have to do? Let Green Greene Gregg live in your house for a month. Not bad.

God, no. To adopt Green Greene Greene. Yeah, legally adopt Green Greene. When are you leaving here? Will you sleep in a teepee all Super Bowl week? Ooh, where's LA? Where we're gonna put a teepee?

In this hotel room? In the room? Yeah. Oh, I mean, that could be kind of fun. Pitch a tent of Venice. We never made fun of when he went to camp and he was supposed to sleep outdoors. He put his tent a foot off.

He like built it up to where it was barely laying on top of him and he put it on the basketball court on the hard surface. He was scared of animals. But then they left the door open. But like. Because most animals do play a little tennis. Right. We're about a Skid Row, TP.

No. Oh, shit. I'm down for something, for sure. I'm trying to think of where you could set up a tent in L.A. That's a place you could. A lot of tents. A lot of tents there. Dressing like Taylor Swift.

Different album cover each day. Oh, man. He has to perform. Look what you made me do spaghetti. Like, like, as a rain dance. We can idea it on something. We can idea it on something. Think of it.

We don't have to lock it in right now. You're right. I'm hoping to do something. We got a whole season. There's a lot of reservations out there. Good day. Treadin lightly. Yeah.

And I respect them all. That's all I want to say. Something with a chief sololic guy. I don't know. Chat is asking for chiefsaholic. I think that just means rob a bank. Oh. Yeah, I love that.

Stephen has to rob a bank. I don't know how realistic that one is. Yeah. Is he in jail? I believe so. You have to rob your friend Steve's bank. Oh. Chiefs' all of it doesn't.

I know it's a crime, but going to every away chief's and robbing a bank to pay for it. Yeah. Really badass. Pretty cool. The ability to think of it is impressive. Yeah. Yeah.

Just be like, I'm this obsessed. I need to rob a bank. What's the last successful big bank robbery? Do they ever catch the people in Paris who robbed? It was a museum, right? They did. They did. M.K.

Is that what you're talking about? Is that who it was? Yeah. They called them. Yeah. Had those people. I don't know That's a good question

When was the last successful Unsolved bank robbery? Because they have a lot of Like you open a bag Doesn't like paint or something shoot out And then like there's cracking on some of it Fortunately everything I know about bank robberies Are through movies

Yeah I think bank robber is only successful in movies It was probably so easy back then There's a few who do really well for a while Remember that guy who's like dressing up like an old man No He had My finger's not on the pulse of this

I had a kid at my high school. He ended up robbing a bank later in life. And Eddie had him on dog walk. That's right. We talked about the end. Yeah. And he lived in either North Dakota or South Dakota, I want to say. But he ultimately got caught because he came back to Chicago to visit.

And for some reason, he bought a mask at like a local party city with his card. And months later, they traced it all the way back to that. It's crazy. So it's tough out there for bank robbers. Wow. Yeah, I don't know how you would. And he robbed his own bank. feel like that's no.

Oh. Well, it's kind of like, yeah. It's probably the easiest one to run. Yeah, is it? Is it the worst choice or the best choice? Why the best choice? I read a book of... But the chances of them being able to recognize you.

Took out his own money. Oh, he only, he got a minuscule amount. He only got like... You accidentally robbed your own deposit box or something? I think he only got like five Gs or something. There was a Marine. This is a movie about it. He robbed a bunch.

And when he wrote a book about it and it, like, when he retells it, it's like, very casual and very chill. Most of the time he'd just walk in and be like, money please, and they'd be like, oh, fuck, okay. And then he'd get it worked for a while. So maybe Stephen needs to rob the best.

Yeah. I feel like we talked about the documentary of the guy in Seattle who did in the 90s. Yeah. Was like pretty prolific at it. But yeah, I haven't heard of any like, maybe the last 20 years.

It's the getaway part, right? That's where they get you. Within the bank, I think you're fine. Once you get out of there. Yeah. You're toast. Yeah, it's all the tracking. it is a cool crime

I know all the crimes yeah really is being like I like what are you in for robbed a bank nobody really hates bank robbers unless they kill somebody

right right right is it kind of get respect because no it's it's victim there's victims but there's a trauma isn't everything in the bank insured yeah but I think like

putting a gun in a woman's yeah walking up and being like hey I'm going to shoot you dead unless you give me all your money that's not all like a victim that's not all they probably get a few days off of work though maybe a lunch break

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I assume we all signed them or were finished. and they're going off. When can yak fans expect to be able to buy those? Do we know? So they're currently in transit to go back to the manufacturing plants where they'll be sorted and put into packs. And I'm saying by the end of the month. There's our, we're able to put them up.

That's our ones of ones? Those are our ones of ones, yes. So all of these also have to five, 10, and to 25 and to 50. And then there's non-signed versions of all of them. to 1, 5, 10, 25, 50, and 100. And then there's base cards. And then there's other cards. Like, there's a gauntlet set.

There's a set that's like Friends of the Program. So there's like a Dana and an Eddie and like a Reed, I think, and a Chef Donnie, I think. So the Reds are one and one. Locations. There's like a tunnel and an ice cream machine one. There's a gauntlet one. There's a lot more cards this year. Did I, did I?

That doesn't pack. Did I do a, Bauer balloon one of one of one? Did I do a Hitler stash on that, Brandon, or no? I didn't see it. I don't see a Hitler stash. No, I'm the dynamic duo. Oh, the act house. Um, all right.

No. No, I was in there. I think it was your greens. All your greens are Hitlered up. My greens? I think the green. Green was like 10 of them. There's 10 Hitler's?

25. 25? 25. That's a nightmare. Motherfucking Nikki T. What is your say? What is your say? What is yours say, Zah?

Yeah, come back. He's not here. He's not here. He's not here. He's not here. And he hates. guys are in and out of jail. Bad look.

Bad look. What's respect women? Stephen Chase? What is? Oh, you drew glasses on your own? Yeah. Wait, Chee, I want to suck your... There's more on the back. Oh.

What could it be? I think I gave a free kiss to one of them. Kyle, you have a nice signature. You do. I switch it up every time. I love that balloon card. TJ, I sent you the... TJ, you just want the cards.

One free kiss. Yeah, it'd be cool. Viva Dan is a crazy looking card. I like that one. I got to get back in my Vival of Dan. That was right before I woke him up. I want that house, BFW. Bad.

DJ, I sent you a couple that I, that are out there. They're going to be out there. It's going to be great cards. 10,000 packs this time. Nice. More than the total amount that was released in both first sets. Dang.

We're talking about the. cards, Titus. You have notes, Tate? So you have had your meeting already. That was a quick mincy meeting. There it is. My own. Oh, you actually wrote the word Hitler must. Just on a couple just to make sure that people knew. Played safe. That one, look, zoom in. That's a good one.

That's not. Looks real. But I have other facial hair. It doesn't work on me. It does look real. It does look real. It doesn't look real? That doesn't be a great card to get. Brandon Walker Hitler is a good card. It is.

Yeah. It's a low number. All right. Great meeting. One of our best. It was fast. Yeah, I'm in a tough spot. It was one of our best meetings.

And I agreed not to film it. So now I have to decide if I want to release the tape that I film. No, it's really good. A couple notes. Got some questions for you guys. But before we do that, this is a big weekend for Mincey. He does plan on talking to Dave about money soon. Oh, no.

So this is... For what? Contract? And let me tell you this, and this isn't a troll, I think he deserves it. A new... He is. What? What did you say?

I think... Deserves is a tough word to throw around with him. He gets to go to Olmiskie. I'm a mincy guy, too. I'm not going to say he deserves my. I'm not going to pocket watch. If you get more money, get more money. I'll give you some inside, inside look.

So when contracts come up, Kim from HR texts me and Dave being like, what do you want to do? Mincey is, he's auto-stamped, no race. He is going to, in like 40 years, he's going to just be absolutely like below the poverty line because of inflation.

Well, and that brings up another issue. Inflation is going to beat his ass. That brings up probably one of my biggest issues is, did you know we are not the only Barstow employees going to Oxford this weekend? Oh, yeah, I know. Dana and Kiddick have an ad deal. So Mincy's been in sales ears for a year now about this. And we got, according to Mincy, we got two other people going down there?

Yeah, for someone's paying us money to send them. We are on the same page. Everything I'm saying came from the meeting. I'm not actually like getting high thoughts. He's just poking around. So, yeah, he did talk to him this morning. Talk to Dave. No, he talked to sales.

Maybe a little, I don't know. You guys want a little impressions off? Did he give you any quotes? No, they want an impressions off? We'll do a smucker's impressions off. I don't think that they're going to win that. Do, uh, did Mincey give you any quotes from Jerry McGuire? No.

Okay, he did to me. What did he say? Show me the month? I think he told, or maybe. I love the black man. Who's coming with me? Is this the price of the brick just went up? No, that's the wire.

The wire. He said he was going to quote that. Mincy's got, Mincy quoting the wire as a character turn would be incredible. I like Mincy quoting Jerry McGuire. He's just got Pornhub up on his laptop. He's like, who's coming with me? Can you talk to Dave before Saturday?

Can he? Will you talk to Dave before Saturday? I'm sure for other stuff, yeah. Can you just run by him? Mincy is terrified of us getting there before game day ends because Dave's been on him before about appearing on ESPN. So what happens if Game Day shows him on ESPN? Is he going to game day?

It's really right now our content on Saturday doesn't start till after game day ends because he doesn't want Dave. But games at fucking six o'clock. But also they won't show you on game day if you're not at game day. What if our content's at game day though? Okay. That's different. That's just something we, that's just a big question mark we have right now, my client actually. I will say Mincey can go to game day if he can somehow do the Pat McAfee kick challenge with the boot on.

I'm not trying to give him content at his I said mincy make a fucking sign dude yeah make a sign I'd rather be at big noon right now oh again I'm not the content guy but like mincy instead of being like we can't go to 11 I don't hate that sign you are the only content guy going on the strip

yeah okay so that's something we need to figure out I like that he's just like afraid of game day now I kind of want them to find them also no I need it He is terrified of game. Game Day will end seven hours before the game, so he could avoid that very easily.

No, he plans on it, and I'm saying, like, dude, like, Get to the Grove. It ain't the end of the world. All right, I'll give, I'll say this. I'll give him permission to go to game day, but no one can pants him at game day. That's a fair rule. That'd be so fucking embarrassing.

As long as he doesn't get pants, he can go. If he has been in that content. Got pants on game day? That's fucked. That's repugnant. That seems bad. Hey, there's going to be thousands of people in the grove. Yeah.

He's afraid of game. He's, like, one thing about him. He's afraid of game day or five. Oh, fuck. What a saving pants missus. Oh, man, he's afraid of game day. We can't go there. Another thing.

And I'm not, he does. I need, you need to go to game day now. Like, got to have him. We got to be a crowd of game. No one hold up a pants me sign behind him either. Yeah, you've got to have him just, oh, mincy front row at game day. running from cameras. Dave would be so mad.

It'd be so good. We should put him in like a where's Waldo, but you can't find him. Like, stay away from the cameras. I like that. Yeah. Okay, another thing, and I'm not trying to, like, oh, time out.

Ole Miss colors are red and white. Could you trick him into being in Waldo? Well, I could for a little bit, but that brings me my next thing. I'm not going to steal his thunder. He's lined up. That was our first, like, real meeting. He's got a lot of ideas.

I'm not going to overhype anything and under deliver, but his outfit reveal is going to be that's going to go lava hot Is it going to get him hell? Pink suit. Tate's using Ben's words. The outfit reveal

it's a surprise. It's going to be big. Wow. Like, porny? I can't tell you. There's no way it's the pink suit coat with the blue. I got nothing for you, Dan.

I'd be shocked. Stay tuned on Saturday night. Let me tell you this. We're going to be wearing something different until kickoff because the outfit reveals not come until kickoff. Wow. He's bringing two changes of clothes.

Mm-hmm. Wow. Holy shit. Okay. More than the Fiesta Bowl. Uh-huh. Wow. And I guess the only other thing is we've already got our first, hey, this can't be content.

But I talked about it. What was that? We were going to stop by a tailgate. Can't be content. And then we talked about credit to him. Don't go to the tailman. That's the solution we went to. Everything is content.

And that's the solution we came to. We brainstormed how to. to avoid that issue. When we came on, let's just go to a different tailgate. But Tate, he says that now on Saturday. He's going to say, I got to go stop by that tailgate. He's going to try to stop out of that tailgate.

Yeah. He'll have to see his buddy. You'll have to see his friend. Yeah. Are you ready to reveal lodging at all? Or did you go through it? We're going to do after the act today, I have a quick meeting. And then we are going to, this is his idea.

We're going to go through the 20 lodging requests and he's going to power rank them. Nice. But what do you do in that? situation, Big Cat, where you already tell him right now, don't go to this tailgate. You know he's going to go to the tailgate. Tate's going to have to film it. And then there's going to be his friends or their kids

in the background and then Mincey's going to be Guilting Tate. Like, oh, don't post them. They have nothing to do with this. But Mincey just doesn't get it. Like, they do have something to do with this. You made them part of this. Yeah. But so what do you do? If it's like he doesn't want his kids on camera. Well, kids are different. I can understand kids.

But Mincey will use the kid as a shield. Yeah, yeah. Don't post kids. Yeah. Posting, it's not your, it's Mincey's fault. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's right. Yeah, I understand like we're not posting the kids. Yeah, I trust Tate.

He's not going to, like, if there's a kid, like, standing right there. I'm saying Mincey will get to the point where, like, he uses them as a shield. Like, oh, he can't post this now. He is at, he did do that. Yeah, he does that. This is what he said. He's carried a kid around. We're going to basketball practice, breaking news.

Anything posted from basketball practice must be authorized by the team. But basketball practice, you just not even get the. the court just get him i was going to say yeah that's no problem yeah yeah we're not there to get that's that's a normal one they're starting five yeah that's a normal one if you get invited to like a private practice you're i mean the media can't post that yeah that's totally fine i think he's got some good ideas as long as we figure out the game game day situation when does your when does everything kick off like when do you get there there is no game day situation you should go to game day i want to see him you have the approval i want to see what's the thing mincy's not

going to get fired because he was at game day there's no way no but he's going to yell that and that would be funny okay he should he should be promoting big noon at game day when will you be that i said Thursday at four o'clock we leave um oh this Thursday at four a 44 year old man just petrified of game cannot go near that place he that is how he's talking i did the last thing Thursday night i have uh flashbacks of yorgo's third floor because right now are are our our Thursday night is, get picked up, go to the library. That's a bar. A bar. And honestly, just carry the camera because I'm going to get mobbed. Yeah. Yeah. And number one. So library Thursday night. I have a fundamental issue.

So you're landing 48 hours before the kickoff? I have a fundamental issue with his interesting. Ability and need to get a ride from somebody else every time. He lands in Memphis, which is an hour away, and he's already, he's got somebody lined up to pick him, pick him and you up. Rent a fucking car. He doesn't like to drive. You got to remember.

He doesn't like to spend money. It's so goddamn inconsiderative other, he's having somebody drive an hour from Oxford to get him instead of just paying $100 a day and renting a car. Yeah, but they get, they get an hour ride within a sleep mince. Yeah, and they might even get like a free lunch that they have to pay. pay for them when they can do lunch. The Memphis airport isn't exactly like a fun ride to get to.

Yeah, but imagine if he remembers your name. That'll be nice. That's huge. Oh, my God. No, he's got big plans for this guy. He's going to be treating this. Now, a question, is that guy going to have to pick him up at 3 a.m. 4 a.m. on Saturday morning?

We don't have lodging. We didn't have tickets until the bombshell. But he has told me the number one thing is crossed off and that is our ride. Sunday morning. I'm like, dude, you can just use Uber. That guy. Like, we could have chucked that off on Saturday morning.

Oh, my God. All right. Okay. Well, this is the experience. Brandon, if you want him to start running cars, he's going to need the race. I just think it's so goddamn. Everywhere he goes, he has to depend on 30 people. And he can just go.

He can just go and do these things. He doesn't have to, he has to line up rides for himself. He has to line up lodging. He has to line up, he has to inconvenience dozens of people every single time he gets to go have a fun trip. That's why we do it. There's a billion schmucks who can live independently as an adult. That's why we tune in to Ben Mintz. What did he call his method?

The economical maneuvering? Yeah. And, and frankly, that's what we want to see. We want to see that. And honestly, there we go.

It isn't until like last year when we add, when Big Cat added tape to this mix that we even started getting content out of the shit. True. True. True. But. Fuck! And if you're watching,

he's relying on his buddy to do one thing. I need you to get it done because if you do, iconic. It's coming out of his mouth right now. He's got one thing left that needs to be checked off. And then we've got an iconic clip coming. What's the buddy got? What are you saying?

I don't know what this could ever mean. You could rent a Ford Focus for $370 total for the whole. Yeah, Thursday to Sunday. Yeah. Or he can get a free ride and. Inconvenience the fuck out of somebody. He's not going to pay him anything. $5.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. You could get a Volkswagen Beetle for $200. Oh, you go. A beetle tate. That's kind of. sick. That would be so.

You two in a beel or like a minute. I told Dan, I thought the move. I thought Dan was going to do RV. A camper would be sick. So funny. But also you got to let the dude cook. You got to let the dude cook. Did he practice negotiations with you for his raise?

No, he didn't. But we're just hoping for a big weekend. And Smuckers boys are on notice. I'll tell you that. Shout out Smuckers. Shout out the boys going down there. But Mincey's a little heated that, I mean, he's guaranteeing. Someone texts me from the cave.

He's guaranteeing 150 milly views. But that's you. He actively talks about not eat. No. He's guaranteeing your work. I'm not taking that. I'm not taking that. A guy on red, I can't have a food sponsor.

No, if he wants to challenge the smuckers boys, then he should have to face them straight up. That's a good idea. He's got to face him head up. That's a good idea. We declined that idea, but that's a good idea. Of course he did. Smuckers' boys are going down.

You're going to, you'll beat him by Thursday night, but like he wouldn't. I would like to see him. Okay. I'm so excited. I just you started your week in the McDonald's doing some of the best original content

and you're going to end it in Oxford following this motherfucker around my I'm excited my only request is when he chooses this lodging I hope he chooses one that's not fake because he's got it's literally like a 50-fifth it's a simple request but he might choose one that has him a bad and you a couch

20 options random fans all from the all students offering them a place at their like college house I just hope he chooses the right one I just don't know how this human exists man That's the beauty of it Yeah that's what you're gonna let go and embrace

How do you go into a weekend trip Not knowing where you're gonna fucking stay And not being responsible for getting yourself To and fro Yeah because you're a real person Okay You're a real human being These type of things give us anxiety

Yes I have This guy he built different Fair enough It's admirable really Yeah I wish I could No I don't I wish I could not be affected by stuff Yeah

I just wouldn't go If I made it to this point of the week And I don't have a place to stay I just pun on the trip It's like I can't I guess I lose Should have thought about that Months ago but

I think he would rather Sleep outside than have to drive Yeah he's petride of driving Yeah I mean that's probably good for Society yeah All society We should not try to force a man to drive.

I love driving. I do too. You're a big driver. Yeah, love driving. All right. Well, feel free to send me fans or Nick or anyone on here. Oh, I think. Fans or Nick.

What's your show? I'm saying he's very funny. It's like, uh, all my fans are out there. I think we're going to try and get on game day. What's the funniest thing we can do on game? Okay. Is what I was saying. Tell you, what's your stance on the potential of pantsing this weekend?

I know Big Cat. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm put me on the same. Good, do not pants. And I'm positive. No one's going to do it, so don't bring him any change of clothes. I like how he gave a little, like, how to.

Just the two, yeah. Someone's going to pickpocket his pants and just take him with a man. I do like that. Dude, if he is naked. You know how funny that would be? Like, trapped in a crowd naked? Aboriously funny. That would be the funniest shit in the world.

If he got caught. If he had no change. a close someone stole his shorts and underwear and he was naked if he got running around if the game day camera got him naked running away naked if benmond says naked in the grove naked in the grove scurrying swarms of people iconic also boys ato be ready he's got a speech ready to go oh what is that are you guys are going to a frat house i've said too much Did you see the clip? They uninvited us and Mincey said, I totally understand.

I totally understand. We'll still come by for lunch. He's going to give a speech. He's giving a speech to the pledge class. About how he was in college for 15 years. Can't say. That's also so fucking funny. 15 years?

Yeah. That's so long. Hey guys, really cherish this. Without a gap even? These are the best 15 years of your life. It goes by so fast. one day you show up 18 year old

15 years is so fucking next time you wake up you're 35 years old and you've got a degree 15 years no I think there was a gap I think he was a lot a long gap

he played poker yes poker gap mincy getting pensed then going up to everyone be like I'm on Adderall I got shrinking he's not getting pants

thought he won't get up he's got tight ass bell he said so he's gonna have to irkle that thing what about a what about a pantsing

is what does it cross over no we're no i was doing the reverse like if he got pants five times he's like what what happened why why wasn't it more i the number i had in my mind was 30 five i think anything over 10 i'll be i'll be satisfied 30 pantings is i'm excited for the first one because the first like if you knew you were getting pants what would you have under your pants more pants more pants or like at least like Nice boxer briefs. There's a chance Mincy's got like

holy ass whitey tighties. I can't believe I got pants. The heart boxers. I just so badly. Or nothing. When do you think he gets angry? Four? I need a double pantsing.

I don't think he sees it coming. I think he thinks Big Cat said don't pants. I said don't pants. But if I could draw up my perfect pantsing, it would be a guy pantses him from behind. He picks up his pants, turns around and see he did it. And then another guy picks right on top. Tabletop.

Tabletop. Tabletop. Tabletop. Tabletop pantsing That's just mean It's so mean That's so mean I don't know

The more you'll talk about The more that sounds like you want No I don't No no No no Do not pants Tabletop pants If he wrote like LSU sucks

On his butt cheeks That would be kind of funny That's a funny pants Yeah That would be kind of funny Yeah He said he's gonna sit front row And scream bloody murder

And he's gonna say Go to Hell LSU Yeah I'm gonna show him That'll be the worst thing They hear all weekend got to make sure Lane Kiffin takes his headset off Is he gonna be able to hear anything

Like Lane Kiffin wears the headset doesn't he? No, I think he's gonna get him. I think he's gonna get on his ass. Give him hell. Tate, you're not gonna want to be live for any of that for what other people might yell. I learned that at the yesterday. Uh-huh.

Remember those kids? You gotta be careful because you're around. Tell Biz shut him up. Yeah. All right. All right, Tate, you want to do the gauntlet? We gotta do one to do it. Yeah, of course.

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Tate's going to shit on the floor It's finally going to all come out What are they arguing about? I don't know I'm wrapping C words They're really get into it All right Hmm

All right What are you saying Brandon? Oh, he's questioning Mincey's fandom No, no They're talking about Camaro Hmm He would He would

Dave's thinking about spite Spite spending on NIL Dave's gonna spend on NIL Just put Camaro Taylor on the bench Yeah, get a wharf Do you imagine that? He's backing up Bryce Be the most expensive

Fuck you to Brandon Walker possible Does he Would he enjoy that enough to spend that money? Well, he'll probably just spend Larry Ellison's money Oh yeah So yes All right, we ready

Here we go Three, two, one, go Go Ronnie Oh, there we go. Good save. That was a good save. There it is. Look at Dean out there.

What's he doing out there? Since what? How did he get out there? Rebounding with boys. Snuck out there to grab a few rebounds. Good shot, big. I'm jumping. Come on, Tate.

There you go. Five MLB teams and never won the World Series. Donald Driver, Jordie Nelson. Oh. Did you Michael Finley now that wouldn't be. one um blue no um purple lime cherry lemon articuno there we go um leo leo um who's never won a world series expos no current teams um fuck who's near france France?

I'm bad at geography. Just any Europe countries? England? No, that's an ocean. Spain? Fuck, I'm bad at that. Honda, Toyota, Ford. Time.

We're looking for Brewers, Blue Jays, Rocky. No, not Blue Jays, Brewers, Padres, Rockies. Oh, that's a bad one. Who else? Who else is on that? Don't go down. Burrs, Rockies, Padres, Hold on.

Mariners? Mariners, yep. And then who would be the last? Hold on. The last one is going to be. Hold on. Do the rays? The angels of the angels?

0-2. Oh, yeah, 02, that's right. Right. Oh, raise. Oh, the rays never broke through. Damn. Damn. I got to be better.

God damn. Damn. I respected him more than I probably should. This might be a gauntlet milestone. What's it? The most doo-do anyone's ever had in their belly while they are. Oh, yeah. Just swishing around.

I think we probably have some guys on open. I put a note full of poop. Yeah, can you? Very full of poop. Are you afraid that you tear or something? Like, is it going to be solid, I'd imagine. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't even have the urd. No. I'm afraid it's going to hit me at the wrong time. Do you drink coffee? Yeah. I've been drinking coffee day. I'm trying to get it out.

Oh, that's concerning. That's concerning at this point. Try apple juice. I'm nervous because the night before I got up really early because we had to go to McDonald's. And then last night I was afraid. So I've been on the couch two nights in a row. I've signed a pact. Got to sleep in the bed tonight.

And then I didn't realize, like, what if it hits me tonight? Tough spot. All right. All right. Thanks for your time today, guys. Thanks for your time. All the eyesmen. Stuff, Tate.

Yeah, good job, Tate. There he goes. That's going to be bad. There goes Tate. What a legend. He's earned the right to go follow and see around again. I mean, that is the game of

maybe the college football season, right? It's the early part, yeah. Yeah. So there are worse fates than to get a front row ticket to... Are you guys rooting for Ole Miss? No. I think I might be.

No, I'm going to bet LSU. Never will I ever. Just to see him celebrate. Yeah. Also, do you think we could get, you can text Lane, right? Like, if they were to win, Lane walks over to Mintz, like, finds Mincy somehow. Cackles in his face. Yeah.

I already texted Lane the preview of what Mincy was going to yell at him. Oh, God, what do you say? It was him and his right-hand man. He's like, oh, no. Thanks for the heads up. Oh wow Shaking our boots It's good he has that information on a Tuesday

Oh yeah I said don't worry There's not gonna be any GD Of GD So at least you don't have to worry about that If you're doing no prep Lane gets his guy to pants him Oh

Lane pantses him After the game Lane pants Oh Mintz would love that Mintz would love it Love it Love it

Yeah he doesn't hate Lane He said that Yeah Lane went to dapp him up He'd dab him up he's going to get pants so many times no hope to god not no hope he's not gonna either but i think he's going

i'm pessimistic don't do not job's always half done already unless you and old miss fans though really don't do all that tomfoolery they're just they're they're for ball yeah yeah Danny I appreciate you swinging by the motel last night oh yeah how to go what was that ed did a let me show you Chicago and uh I saw him you know he took uh

Kyle to live out his dream and went out a bunch of seafood and then Kyle got to wrestle. He took me to an arcade. I went to that motel downtown. I've been wanting to check this place out. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Because it looks like it'd be cute actually, like in like a 1950s kitsch kind of way. It's actually a motel.

Yeah. Yeah. Right across from Rock and Roll McDonald's. It's not like I thought maybe the sign just into it. It is a motel. It's a little bit of something else now. And I don't want to get away too many spoilers, but I've never been in a hotel that just has central air.

So Eddie had to call Hector, the guy that was working in like the glass box in the front every time we wanted the air on for like five minutes it was horrible it was so hot you have to call for AC yeah there's no thermo and it's for the whole building yeah so

so if somebody else called and they were cold this is downtown never heard of that right in the heart of the city guess how much one night at that hotel was it's either going to be super low for the city or crazy on a Monday $200 $550

plus Plus $50 parking. No. Haunted? No, it's built in the 60s. I asked. They're like, no, not at all. And it's crazy.

It's only like two stories tall, but it's surrounded by skyscrapers. Yeah. And we did a wild inspection, and we just, uh, Danny came by. Yeah, Danny rolled through. I lived right by there.

On a Monday, too. Yeah. Why? Hmm. Played some board games. But yeah, I would imagine, like, a bunch of tourists stay there. It's right by everything.

You sleep well? But at the same time, a motel. No. Of course not. they're yeah yeah tune into that when it's when it's ready it was a fun night every time Eddie gets like his like whee's laugh

it's the best and this one was over a weird one it's like Eddie like he was he always pictures Dave for getting his head when he comes into the audience it was a weird like hypothetical you know the saying like you forget your head if it wasn't screwed on yeah

Eddie likes to think of like literally Dave showing up without a head oh fuck that is funny that is a tickler But then Eddie just, like, made himself, like, whee's laugh. Like, he's walking through the parking lot, just knock out a head on it? Yeah. I know I don't have it. Shit.

Who cares? On my head again. I don't need a head. I'm like a no. Danny tried to prank call Dave. You guys made me. And Dave was so nice. It wasn't a prank call.

I had to double down today. They just asked me to ask Dave for a skirt steak marination rice. But this was, like, 1230 at night. woke him up in the middle of the night, couldn't have been nicer. It was on, it was just talked to me for 10 minutes straight. Well, if you want to do this, you got to get that. And so now I have to be. What do you want to pair it with?

And then we try to keep him on the phone. And Danny was like, oh, what should I make for dessert? And like, Dave Paws were like, he's going to be mad. He was like, I'd go key lime pie. And it was just so nice. He wants people to ask him for advice. I think so. He was like, I have a lot to give.

I have a lot to share. I want to help. This was midnight. I felt so bad. I have to. make key lime pie and skirt steaks this weekend he would give like a real thought out recipe

Jay what do you got for us anything good uh yeah I feel like we got a bunch of stuff on the other today let's see oh what is a non-family vacation bachelor party guys trip solo exploration you'd be most excited holy holy

boy I'm gonna need you to slow it down that sounded like a really confusing Blake you want to run that by me again What is a non-family vacation, such as a bachelor party, guys' trip, or solo exploration you'd be most excited to take? Solo trip Thailand. Bangkok, yeah. Pai, follow.

Yeah. Casa Mai, whatever. Anywhere in Thailand. But honestly, like, I look at these islands and they look so appealing. You're an island guy. Island boy. I am. I'm trying to.

I don't know I don't think I have a Wait so it's not I still forget the non-family vacation So just like yeah just like a trip that's Non-vaked non-fa like a Separate from your regular life I can't believe this is the one you started with it

And not the sin in a roll question that has six bullet points A bad question Jay maybe the Florianopolis Brazil I have one There's this hike in the Alps or something thing where you book it way in advance but you do like 20 miles each day or whatever but then each time there's

this little hut in the mountains it's like a cute cottage and you go from cute cottage to cute cottage. That's a good one. I would do that and it's like all pre-planned and all your meals are taken care of. Are you carrying your shit the whole time? Are you carrying it? Carrying it. Are you carrying your actual poop? Oh. Are you carrying

the luggage the whole time? I was like, I'm probably going to bury it. I was so confused for both of you. No, they, like, move your shit for you. So, like, you basically get to travel really light through these beautiful mountains. Okay. Are you talking luggage now?

Yeah. Your clothes and your shoes, they meet you there? I think so. Yeah. Good nice. He has a... How often do you eat cinnamon rolls over under one and a half a year? I'm well over.

Question. Well, over. Probably three. But there's six bullet points. How does cinnamon rolls stores survival and that type of volume? How many... How many... exclusively cinnamon roll stores are there?

There's bakeries. Cinnibon. Cinnabon. Yeah, but that's... Wait, what was the other one? Cynoholics. There's a Cynoholics? There's a Cynoholics?

What's that? Like a porn? Cinnamon roll store. Oh. I don't know why, but like cinnamon rolls... I love them, too, but... I can eat like three donuts and be like that wasn't that bad, but if you see a cinnamon roll, you're like, oh, I'm going in.

That's why I eat the cinnamon roll. I know, but it's like... This is a... commitment. Yeah. I think when you see a box of donuts and there's a cinnamon roll in the middle, it's like jackpot. Wow, I got lucky today.

Or fritter. I think they're very hit or miss. Oh, fritters. Apple fritters are the best. But I would never go in and order an apple fritter. It should be more common. It needs to be in a box that somebody else bought and there's an apple fritter waiting for me.

You know what you do? Put an apple fritter in the microwave for like seven seconds. You do that with most pastry products. A lot of them. Not pastry. Pastry is a bad word there. That old place by the old office, Anne Sather. Oh, yeah.

Real good. Oh, my God. There's one nearby now. They used to do, like, five cinnamon rolls as a side. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Would you like, uh... That might be the best cinnamon rolls.

You could get biscuits and gravy with a side of two cinnamon rolls. So good. No better way to start your day. Make your sides, uh, would you like a fruit cup or two cinnamon rolls? You've warmed up. That's just a side. I love it. It counts as a side.

That was crazy. A side. roll. Those are good. Those are good. I've noticed that with like diners by me, they will, for one of the side, for your side, it could be two giant pancakes. Yeah, or toast. Is that regular? I feel like that in the East Coast, that's not a side by any. I always get pancakes with a table. Unlocks the whole menu. I started doing that because of you and people, like, blows people in the line. They're like,

that's a great idea. It's the best. Because I kind of wanted pancakes, but I also wanted savory. Correct. Well, worry no more. We can all have some. Everyone who steps into a diner is thinking in their head, should I do pancakes? But you don't want to just get pancakes. But you'd eat pancakes. You get the pancakes for the table.

This is a late night diner order. No, it's morning, too. What? What are you getting? I know. You get your eggs and bacon and potatoes, but then you have pancakes in the middle of the table. Have a couple bites.

Yeah. I think pancakes are so good. They're just like more of a dessert to me. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, I'm not talking about help. You just ripped your paper down. Yeah, I'm just tired of Stephen Chey's other. What is his other?

If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be? Titus? Yeah, you pin, you pin Che on me all the time. You hate him way more than I do. I just hate when we get to 150 and I'm resorting to looking at it and it says if you're a dog, what kind of dog would you be? I have no control over what kind of dog I would be. I'm a dog. No, but play the game.

Me? What dog has the best life? I'd be a bastard hound. Lazy, big-eared bastard hound. Your mama loves you. I'd want to be able to run a little bit if I were a dog. That sounds can't really run. It'd be like a herding dog?

The ones you hug. No, not a hurting dog. They have the best lot. Well, yeah, hurting dog in a hurting setting. But, like, people who get hurting dogs in apartments, that would be hell. I don't want to be a dog. that used to be lazy. Yes.

I'd want to be a... A dog built for the city. You know? One that doesn't want to go for a lot. All right. I'll throw a crazy one out there. What about Greyhound? Have you...

I don't know. Are you only happy if you're running a spous fan... No. I've heard... And this is anecdotal, but I've heard that greyhounds, they, like, don't need a lot of space and they sleep pretty much

across all day. But they do have to, like, sprint like once a day. Do you have to have the early life trauma being made to be a racing dog and then no that's gone. Racing dogs are gone. Yes, but you can get, like, once a day you're just like, look how fucking fast. You need

10 minutes of exercise. Right, and then you're good. And you're also the fastest. And then you sleep. Yeah. That's the other thing is like you're the fastest dog by far. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. Would you want to beat Kirk Herb Street's dog? No. God no. You don't think it's happy? So much noise. Yeah. Yeah, it's around

activity all the time. There's not even a moment where he gets to watch his dad go to work and he gets to chill out. He has to go to work with his dad. He has to be on the private plane and then he has to hear all the plane noise. Then he has to get to see all the people and you know people are just up in his face all day long. It's going to go on grass. He's not allowed to shit on. I'd bite Kirk if I were his dog. Yeah. See how it feels. Or actually, no, I'd bite a small child. So that way I get in front of Kirk. Yeah, I'd get relegated back to my house. My toddler in front of. Kirkhurstreet's house has to be the best place for a dog to be amazing it's a gigantic house i'm sure maybe a pool a backyard i'd be like

get me the fuck out of this this game day set i'm gonna bite a little small child put me back in the house yeah that dog's life is entirely about getting back to that fucking house yeah what if that dog pants is mincy yeah jumps up on him what if he gets pants by the game day dog mince had left ever brisket on his fingers he wiped it on his shorts dog jumps up pulls down the What's the current one's name? Is it Peter? Peter. I do respect that Kirk Herbstry is like pushing the limit to how much people are like,

we still love dogs. He's putting us in a fucking box. Kirk where it's like, you want to say something bad, but then someone's like, dude, it's a dog. You're like, fuck, man, it is just a dog. Right. But like getting America to hate golden retrievers is an impossible. He's daring you to say something about the dog.

Kirk uses it as if he's somebody that needed the PR help. Yeah, he didn't. He was already the most like guy in college football. He's such a likeable fucking guy. He's using it like he's a coach that needs. Lane Kiffin needed Juice Kiffin. Who was confirmed real? Well, he's fake.

No, we saw him. He doesn't live with Lane. Well, he sometimes does. Not. We did the whole investigation, Brandon. You asked Lane Kiffin. That's not an investigation. I FaceTime Juice.

You asked Lane Kiffin, is that your real dog? And he said yes. And that was the extent of your investigation. Ask the people that really own the dog. I FaceTime Juice. Did you call the... I did. I made him go in the other room, called him, he came back. I'm just saying, I don't think that passes for a full investigation.

But seriously, though, Kirk Herbshiel, like, what... He needs to, like, up, like, dude, Kirk, make us hate bacon. How, how? Try to get us to not like bacon. He just eats bacon the whole time. Yeah. Enough of the bacon, Kirk. Bake bacon disgusting.

Chewing into the mic. This motherfucker in his bacon Yeah Make us hate tits, big tits Oh I dare you Oh if it takes his big tits If he gets

If he just gets big fake tities Enough They're under his desk The answer's got to be Miss Peaches About what? Best dog Best dog life

I think it had a rough early life now I think Pete gets lost in the shuffle Pete Yeah I don't think Pete has The social responsibilities Miss Peaches has. Pete just gets to kind of...

Oh, Miss Peaches has the best dog. That's actually the answer. If you could be any dog, it would be Miss Peaches. She's just... Millions of followers, sunbathing all day. Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. Running around.

Yeah. Getting pet by Dave. Oh, my God. Getting touched by Dave. All over. Oh, my God. Kelly rubs. Dave.

Just roll over on your back and know Dave Portnoy's about to run. your tummy. Holy shit. Fuck. I still hate you. I just love rubbing your tummy. You still owe some touches of Dave. I know.

I haven't been around. I haven't seen him. Yeah, we got to get him here so you can touch them. Got to get my hands on Portnoy. Got to. He's going to England? He's going to England. Has he ever been?

I feel like I can't picture him. Yeah, remember he took a picture with him? Harry Kane. He went for a horse race. Oh, okay, okay. A few years ago. Yeah, he's going to England, so we did all the shows this morning. Pick him at 8 o'clock in the morning. It's got to be an experience. Dude, it was a long morning. Well, you went from, did a half hour a Wubb, pickham college football show, PMT interview

this. Damn. And then we got to do PMT after this. Yeah. But I mean, it's also just talking ball. Yeah, no, I guess. There's nothing better than football season because it's like, oh, you got four sure okay great we'll talk some more ball it's the best he and the boys in london yep it's a great one the ball with the boys the chiefs stephen you're in trouble they looked good they looked fast defense look good they looked fast and the charges look really bad the raiders are Justin Herbert most passing yards in the afc west Fair

I mean that's Pretty good Through one week He has the most Pretty good What did you guys Think about Malasek Strumming again

I think Dave just Finally figured this out But we've I was I'm dissent Yeah this was We've known this for a while He did add the harmonica

Was he singing It sounded like Bob Dylan Yes He was singing Like he was singing He was singing in the voice Right Yeah

Oh god damn I Don't think twice It's all right TJ, can you scroll down to be put on his short of shorts? I think Dave's point is correct. Malasek band with Gurdon is unlocking the worst Malicek. Yeah.

He's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was really good. It was good. I was doing another one? Oh, heart of gold. Look at him go. This is good.

I hate to say it's good, but it is good. It pisses me all. Is it still funny, but it's good? Yeah, I've never seen anything that's like just good, but very funny. Yeah, this is very funny. You can do this as a like stand-up act. Just play the guitar really well. This guy can't.

Better he does, the funnier it is. And this guy can't find a girlfriend? Walt. Huh. He's like, got it all. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can't find one.

Bad luck. It's quite picky. There's no girls in Tampa. None that meet his standards. That's honestly what it is. He's picky. He told me that I talked to him fairly regularly. He went out on a date with someone.

I forget how they met, but it was kind of a cute situation. And so he went on a date with her. And then he asked her her interests. And her answer was not robust enough. So he just, that was it. He was out. Yeah. How robust did it need to be?

He needed to feel like she had lots of interests. And I guess she had, or she at least said, like, a few things. Has he considered, like, maybe a gal is thinking he doesn't get to know all of me yet. This is like a first date. Why would I tell him? Listen, I can't. But if he had said six interests, he would have been like, oh, she doesn't. He has many interests.

I can't judge. I have no interests. Football? Yeah. Or it's better. Yeah. That's not like. So he also hates all of us, right?

He stopped dated a woman because she said NBA players are good. Yes. Yeah. Or that or the NHL. NHL players are good. Yeah. These guys are good. And he was like, all right, bitch.

Enough. Shut your fucking mouth. I don't miss him, though. That's the thing. I do. I really do miss him. I don't miss that malicek at all. I like him and hate him at the same.

same time. Every time I see him, I'm glad to see him, but I just don't miss him. You know what I mean? It's one of those deals. Don't miss them, but happy to see him. Gruden telling him to come out from under the desk on Wubb was amazing. Yeah. What was that? We were on Wob yesterday. Gruden was doing this. Here it is.

Thank you, man. We'll talk to you every Monday here on Wob. Have a great day. Hey, get Malisek. Let Malicek out from under the desk. Jake, it's okay now. It's going to be all right. Here, have a sandwich. He had already said it's under my desk yeah all right let's spin this wheel

this could be the day Brandon this could be the day brando this is it and Dana still owes us one oh yeah does owe us one I haven't seen day night again oh it did seem yesterday you'll do it on Monday not today motherfuckers

not today see everyone tomorrow love you guys see tomorrow