The Yak - Mintzy Is Back For A New Challenge & The Boys Are Going To LA! | The Yak 1-10-22

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. Ayo. Yeah. Boys. What's up? Hey. I like those shoes, Brandon.

Thank you. Those are awesome shoes. I got a big announcement. Big announcement. A big announcement. Should we make sure everyone's in? In the chat? Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah, let's fill up the chat. Let's fill it up. Let's see. Okay, yeah. Let's fill up the chat. Let's fill it up. Let's see. TJ, can you take roll? Is Thunderfart69 in yet? Yeah, he's there. All right, P-Bob Saget, just get that out of the way. A little house cleaning.

That sucked. That was tough. All-time guy. Out of nowhere. Jerry's here. Congrats, Jerry and Nick to Jerry's here. Congrats, Jerry and Nick to your Steelers. You'll be there Sunday night. You'll be on the stream.

You want me to? Yep. I'll be there. Okay. I don't know how long. I might storm out. I'm due to storm out. I haven't done it in two years. We'll have a good game. It ain't going to be a blowout. Money line.

Here, here, here. Looks like everyone's here. I haven't done it in two years. We'll have a good game. It ain't going to be a blowout. Money line. Present. No. Here, here, here. Okay, looks like everyone's here. Okay, big announcement time. Big announcement time. What? Nothing.

One of those says, Brandon, copy Big Cat. Why don't you? You don't wear Adidas. I have those shoes. You do not have these shoes. I absolutely have those. You do not have these shoes. I have those shoes.

I mentioned the shoes six months ago. And I bought a pair. Yours are nice, too. They're more of a Carolina blue. Yes, I have them. I remember he wore them when he was doing the horse races during quarantine. You couldn't see his feet then. He wasn't wearing them.

You could see them in his apartment. I remember seeing, like, those are fly. I've never seen him wear them. I guess they're just sitters. These are my shoes. Nobody else wears these. No, I have those shoes. I do. I swear to God. He has them, but in your defense, he doesn't really wear them. I guess they're just sitters. These are my shoes. Nobody else wears these. No, I have those shoes. I do.

I swear to God. He has them, but in your defense, he doesn't really wear them. Right. Because they're lame. Wear them tomorrow. Okay. You don't have them. That's Adidas boys.

Oh, no. They've got to stick together. That's Adidas boys. I'll wear them tomorrow. You don't think he could get them by tomorrow? Nike's too fucking woke. I specifically got them so they would be different than everybody else. Okay.

I'm going to wear them tomorrow. Big announcement. Let's hear it. The Yak... Uh-oh. Come on. Will... Oh, no.

Tell more. Be... Live in L.A. for the Super Bowl. Oh! Yes, yes. I thought maybe. Excited. All right.

Uh-huh. Old crew as well. Full damn crew. Everybody's like, Kyle's going? Let's go. Kyle's going to be there. Really? Nick's going to be there.

Uh-huh. I actually just had a conversation where I said, Owen and Sass are going to be there. That's right. Oh. We weren't like a given. No. No, you had to fight for us a little bit.

I had to give up $10,000 a month on my salary, so now I only get paid $3 million a month. But we will be live. Unclear as to what time we're going to do, but we will be live every day. How does this? Every day. Every day. I need to have a comment. For most days, possibly two hours.

Am I pretty? This is weird. TJ, you might be a more difficult sell to the boss man. We got you to that Rutgers game. I don't know. Maybe. Possibly TJ. I'll ask about that.

What did you say? Who did you have to pitch it to? Just Jen was like, hey, do you want to do the Yak and the Super Bowl? I was like, yeah. Oh, okay. And she's like, do you want everyone? I was like, yeah. And she's like, even sass?

Maybe. Nah. We'll think about it. We'll sleep. We're going to make some room in the budget. Every day for at least an hour. Most days for two hours. We're trying to still get all the details out there because obviously we don't have serious like we've had in the past at Super Bowls.

But I was like, let's have the Yak be the anchor of our bar meetup set up. So that will be us. And then there might be like later on in the week if we have more sports centric stuff. Dave and I might be doing a show for the second hour, whatever. Either way, yak at the Super Bowl. Get ready. It will be exciting. Probably some big guests.

We do have to think outside the box to try to make some memorable shows, memorable moments so that – Let's all DM. Afterwards, they're like, hey, did Kyle and... Sass. Sass. You okay? That many sneezes. I have sneeze attacks.

We're in a pandemic. I dominated Mark Cuban for the show in Miami. That's true. That's a fact. Who do I want on? Let's get Vince Staples, Sean Evans. Sass is fine. Ronan and I had COVID last week.

You know, you look good, man. But yeah, just think about what you can do during the week so that... All right, he's got to go. You got to go. You got to leave. I think you got to leave. I'm fine. Go get a COVID test.

I don't have COVID. This happens to me sometimes. When was the last time it happened? Jesus. It happens, and there'll be like 15 of them Cancel the Super Bowl week I'm actually not feeling it Come on, I want to go

Yeah, no, I'm not feeling it I really want to go The vibes are off No, the vibes are off Yeah, no, we'll do it every day It'll be awesome Think about what you can do though During that week so that

I mean, that's That's like 20 20 sneaks You know like when you get flicked In the back of the head in class What can you do, though, during that week so that... I mean, that's... That's like 20. 20 sneaks. You know like when you get flicked in the back of the head in class? It just... Stop. Think about what you can do during that week so that when I'm asked the following week,

hey, did we really have to bring all those guys? I'm like, yeah, they did this, this, and that. Oh, so we have to do like some grand charade instead of just being ourselves? No, we're just going to make videos or whatever. A couple other things out there. Yes. Other things.

Make stuff. We already have ideas. Outside the act, yes. You can't just be the act one hour a day. Nick and I are going to drive there. I pitched it to Big Cat. We want to drive too.

I call bed checks. We'll live stream it. Can we do a comedy show? A live stream drive. We we do a comedy show a live yeah a live stream drive we should do a roast yeah are you done sneezing you look so bad

your eyes look very sneezy right now you look like a cartoon character that just took drugs for the first time zoom in on his eyes this is what you're

not supposed to do kids Sas smoked weed and now he can't stop sneezing. This is... Can you leave? I don't have COVID. Right. That's fine, but can you just leave?

You have whatever you have, and you're just sneezing in a room. First of all, I'm sneezing into my arm. Just take a lap. An airtight room. Take one lap. Take one lap. Get some air. Go downstairs.

Just walk. Just walk for a lap. Let some air get in that nose. Oh, man. An airtight room. Take one lap. Take one lap. Get some air. Go downstairs. Just walk. Just walk for a lap. Let some air get in that nose. Oh, man, that was so sad, hanging up the... Turning your headphones. There he goes. All right. As soon as you walk out of this room, you're off the fucking ground.

You know what? Take two laps. We want to see you take two laps. We want to see on the camera. Lock that door. He's sick. He's... Bad sick.

This show is not that important that you have to get us all sick. He's sick. He's a bad sick. The show is not that important that you have to get us all sick. We're fucked. Yeah. Jerry? What's up, P.K.? I don't know if you're coming to L.A., but I'll find out. Yeah, whatever works out. Well, the Steelers would get a ticket to L.A. Yeah, that's the only chance.

That's all right. I don't need to go. Will you stop, Brendan? Sorry. No, I'm not sorry He's a hater So you guys excited Very much I already told myself in my head That it was going to happen

But I've been excited That we were doing the dozen live there I don't think they've announced that But for sure, I'm very appreciative. If you want to make it a bigger deal, I could get it taken away and then get it re-given. That does work.

That would work. You want to do that? I appreciate you including me. I'm very, very excited. Yes. Exciting. Very exciting. And I know PFT and Billy are driving so KB and I are going to walk. Yeah. Perfect.

Walk all the way across the country. You guys should tandem bike. I have one. Doesn't that guy get bit by a rattlesnake in Colorado? I'll never understand why. Mike Posner? What is with the trend of doing something for charity but it's undesirable? There's one lap.

One lap. No, no, no. Two laps. Two laps. Two laps. No, two laps. Two laps. Lock it in. In their head, it's like they have cancer.

Why are you doing something unfavorable for charity? You can do something you like for charity. It doesn't make any difference. Agreed. Yeah, just do like open bars. You know what I like to do? Let me get drunk for charity. Make a lot more money. I like to just give money to charity. Yeah, just do like open bars. You know what I like to do? Let me get drunk for charity. Make a lot more money.

I like to just give money to charity. Yeah. You love doing that, actually. Just do. Yeah, just give money. They're like, hey, can you come and do this charity event? I'm like, how about I just give money? No, here's two steps.

Just give money. That's way better. No event. Yeah, right. You don't need me there. Money is better. Y'all think his second lap will be faster or slower than his first i don't know he's probably so run down he's just passed out did you guys see the greatest picture that's ever been taken there he goes

that was a half lap he cut through halfway are you serious yeah the chief Ozzie Guillen picture unbelievable can we put it up real quick so much love it makes me laugh

every time I see it KFC's caption was hilarious I still don't understand what the best part about this how do you end up with that picture like we

so it was Barstool River North we opened the bar on Friday great first weekend we were very drunk on Friday. Great first weekend. We were very drunk on Friday night. He posted this. Just diced. And I'm pretty sure that was his last tweet of the night.

And he posted it and put his phone in his pocket, got drunk, had a good time, and then woke up to being like, wait, what? He got drunk after this picture? Are their faces touching? I think his hair is actually my favorite part. It's so wistful. He's got that Paul Rudd hair. I've only met Chief once and it was in a hotel room

and he just came up to me and he was like, he had just smoked, he was high, and he was just like, your hair is too big. He left. Did he put his hand on your chest? No. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful picture.

Are Sparkles there? Sparkles, Dante the Donut. I got a text from Dante wrote a blog asking the question, is Big Ben overrated? And on Saturday night I went to bed early and I woke up and I had a text at 1230 in the morning from Jerry saying, who the fuck is this Dante guy? So anybody that says anything negative about Big Ben

or the Steelers Is It's not about that He's just looking for attention Well he's a blogger Aren't we all Yeah He is looking for attention

Yeah But Not to go at Ben Like that No you don't go at Ben You just sneeze a bunch Yeah That's how you get it

Ooh You don't go at Ben Feeling good Or his beautiful wife That was the Yeah Or his three children Oh Ashley Beautiful Bodie as well Beautiful family Beautiful family Oh, Ben. Feeling good. Or his beautiful wife. That was the dude. Yeah. Or his three children. Oh, Ashley.

Beautiful. Bodie as well. Beautiful family. Beautiful family. He's lucky to go home to him. He was upset. The main reason I think he wrote this was he was upset that Tom Brady didn't get a send-off in Gillette like Big Ben did in Pittsburgh.

Interesting. That's why he was really upset. Well, is Big Ben going to another team Or is he done No he's done You never know Nah he's done He's done

Maybe if Brady didn't betray his team Yeah exactly Big Ben could go somewhere else No he can't He's done He'll never do that Longest tenured player of all time On one team

He'll never do that What if he did What would you do Nobody would pick him up What if they did God damn it I wish I was a GM. I would do that.

He might be one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL right now this year. He's not the longest tenured player of a one team. For one team. 18 years. Yeah. He might be one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL right now. No. He might be one of the worst quarterbacks ever.

He's top 30 right now. He's top 30. He's top 30. Wait, wasn't Brady on the Patriots for longer than that? No. I mean, that's 2001 to 2020.

Let's not look that up. It's a fact. It's a fact. Wasn't Bruce Matthews an oiler for 90 years? I don't know. George Blanda? 18 seasons all with Steelers.

The longest tenure for any quarterback in NFL history to play with just one team. Fair enough. Okay, but that last part means that Brady was probably with the Patriots longer. Why? Because it's just any quarterback to play with just one team. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Brady played no quarterbacks.

It means Brady broke his up. 18 years. Right? Yeah. Brady's played for two teams. He's no longer eligible for this award. Roethlisberger is. No, I don't think so.

I think it means that he played for one team for 18 years. Brady started in 2001. Yeah. Correct. Played through the 19 season. Yeah, so he played 18 seasons right that's 19 seasons i'm gonna count it oh i thought you meant 2019 no that's 19 all right one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Who?

Brady. I don't believe you. I don't believe that. I just pulled it up. If you don't want to count his first year where he only attempted three passes, he's still 19. He still played. But I'm saying, so how is this?

Because Rosenberger hasn't played for a second team. But I don't think that's what he means. I think he means it. It is that again. The longest tenured guy who only played with one team. I miss the days when Sass was just sneezing. 18 seasons all with the Steelers. The longest tenure for any quarterback in NFL history to play with just one team.

There you go. That last part. To play with just one team? Right. Yeah. That's trick. Brady is ineligible now because he played for a second team. There you go. That last part. To play with just one team? Right. Yeah. That's trick. Brady is ineligible now because he played for second team. Right.

They shouldn't throw that stat around. They should not throw that in there. I don't think they do. Where did you get that? I saw that a lot online. Some other stats like that, like the shortest quarterback to ever play with one team. You think that was a game? I think they did that stat that way.

That made me believe that he was the longest. How many people have you told that stat? Everybody. Everybody. I mean, it's close. He's close to it. Yeah. Two seasons off.

One more year, Ben. Brandon, who's going to win tonight? Georgia. Bye. 10 to 14. Oh, Jesus. No way. That's a lot.

Nope. Not really. Two touchdowns. Alabama beat them by two touchdowns. You see non-Bama SEC fan bases are rooting for Bama? That's ridiculous. Yeah, because they don't want to hear Georgia fans. Anybody rooting for Alabama is a terrible person.

Makes no sense to me. I'm just ready for them to wind down. No, it's probably not. You're right. I'm just a big, I'm ready for the Alabama thing to wind on down, get the sport back. I mean, it counts as a half of a title for Mississippi State. How?

SEC. I don't get into that whole SEC thing. I would love for an SEC school to just lean into it and just start putting up banners for every time they win national titles. What do you mean you don't get into that whole thing? I don't get into that whole thing. Yeah, you're not an SEC. What's your Twitter handle again? Yeah, that's the

question. Everybody says that. It was only that because I worked at SEC country. They made us put SEC in our handle. Brandon thought that's how you spelled sex. Yeah. I like that. Brandon's just a huge proponent of cracking

down on white collarcollar crime. Don't come around him. That would be great if in the football offseason you just started going after, like, illegal stock trading. The finances guy. Yes. Really got in the weeds with it. Just all year round, you're SEC. Just going down to Wall Street, questioning the shit out of people.

Yeah, why not? All right, Cats, let's hear it. What happened in Chicago? It was good. It was a good time. Anything funny? No, that picture was pretty much

the pinnacle. Guillen, he passes. Did you see White Sox Dave randomly became photogenic in that bar? No.

That speaks volumes. No, we put in special lighting. It has to be something. For White Sox Dave. Pretty big bar. It also That speaks volumes. No, we put in special lighting. It has to be something. For White Sox Dave. It's a pretty big bar. It also was funny because Dave Portnoy made the rule, like, no hats after dark. Yeah, why?

And I saw some people being like, well, you can't say that. Well, because he walked in the bar the first night and he saw White Sox Dave with his hat backwards at like 9 o'clock and he's like, we can't have this. Yeah. Yeah. That was literally the whole thing. What? That's a thing have this. Yeah. Yeah. That was literally the whole thing. What? That's the thing places here.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand it. Why though? It's just a simple like, because it's a sports bar, but it's also like a club kind of feel. That's fine. But it being a White Sox Dave role is fantastic. Yeah.

No. Right. And it's just, it's more. What the fuck? That like, if you have people watching NFL. I see a couple hats in that picture. So you have people watching on a Saturday, right? They watch all college football.

You got people wearing jerseys. You got people wearing hats. You go into that bar at 9 o'clock and there's a bunch of people in, like, Alabama jerseys. It doesn't feel like a club. Yeah. It doesn't feel like you're, like, going out. It feels. So I think that's the vibe that it's going for.

We were at a bar and as soon as it turned 10 o'clock, this dude came up to me and was like, take off your hat. Yeah. I don't know. I actually don't think it's going for. We were at a bar and as soon as it turned 10 o'clock this dude came up to me and was like, take off your hat. Yeah. I don't know. I actually don't think it's a terrible rule. He was standing on a chair with a flashlight looking for people with hats.

Yeah, it feels like a different vibe when there's not a bunch of dudes in jerseys and hats at dark. Nicer vibe. It's a club. It's supposed to feel like a club at night.

Does it? Yeah, it's cool. It's good. And then, club Yeah Does it? Yeah it's cool It's good And then What else? Oh I Spent Thursday At the Chicago office

It's fun All day Debated weather Nice ass office What's your guys draft? Dogs Movie dogs? Dogs

Breeds? Movie dogs Movie and TV dogs Okay They wouldn't let me take Dog the Bounty Hunter What? No

Bullshit Well that is bullshit But I did get a stipulation And every time I do a dog walk draft Movie and TV dogs. Okay. They wouldn't let me take Dog the Bounty Hunter. What? No. What? Bullshit. Well, that is bullshit. But I did get a stipulation, and every time I do a dog walk draft, I get a stipulation. So right now, the ballpark draft, I tried to draft the entirety of a dessert cart. Yeah. So if I can eat one item off of one of every item off a dessert cart at a game, I then retroactively win that draft. Yeah.

The dog draft, if I can ever get Dog the Bounty Hunter to go to the Chicago office and sit like a dog on my command, I retroactively win this I think that one is more gettable for you than the other one. No, I can eat a whole dessert. Yeah, but I think this one's extremely doable for you. I think you can get that done. I'm going win this. I think that one is more gettable for you than the other one. No, I can eat a whole dessert. Yeah, but I think this one's extremely doable for you. I think you can get that done. I'm going to try. I'm going to try my best.

Just one day, just walk him in and just be like, dog, sit. He's a bounty hunter. You just have to get a bounty on your head. Is he the one who found Brian Laundrie? I'd give myself up if you sit like a dog. He did find Brian Laundrie, but he's so selfless that he handed Brian Laundrie a gun. Yeah. And was like like just end it

go with Christ bro he had a bad ankle too he had a bad ankle and then he again he was so selfless that he pretended that he didn't find him that's awesome

yeah sick brave good at what he does so sick so what did you guys do I saw Sass live his name was in lights

oh he killed a fucking fucking heckler. Did that get out? Oh, that was great. I don't know why we had that part clipped. But you destroyed a heckler. It's got to feel good. It was the only part that you're not keeping.

That's why I clipped it. Yeah. I might put out a clip from it that I'm not going to reuse. Do it. What do you say? How was it? It was fun. It was a good show. I might put out a clip from it that I'm not going to reuse. Do it. What do you say to you? How was it? It was fun.

It was a good show. O'Malley was on the show. Yeah, she did well too. Francis. Francis Ellis was on the show. Sass and Friends. It was a little Sass and Friends. I like Sass.

Yeah. Francis is... He's a good end friend. Yeah, he crushed. He fucking murdered. Whoa. That's a lot. It's just one of the terms we use in the industry. We should think of a special show that we can do the Friday before Super Bowl week to get us some buzz going into Super Bowl week.

Yeah. A draft of sorts. I think it's some sort of draft. Some sort of draft of maybe something that we have to do during Super Bowl week. LA activities? Yeah. Like a carryover,

so it almost kicks off Super Bowl week and people are like, oh damn, that show's funny. I'm going to tune in all Super Bowl week. So Friday before? Yeah, we'll draft tasks that we have to do in LA. Tourist things you get to do. Yeah. we'll draft tasks that we have to do in LA. Yeah, like tourist things you get to do. Yeah.

Some type of draft. So that's how it's going to go. Paper rubbing of Vin Diesel's star on the Walk of Fame. How long are we going to be there? A week? We may never come back. Let's do the month.

Fuck. Month in LA. What if someone's like, this is the greatest show ever. I need it on CBS every Tuesday night. It's very possible. I think about that a lot.

We're like done. We get picked up by HBO. We're going to air right after Euphoria. Seinfeld pretended they were about to have sex. Same amount. Do you see hard dicks in that show? That's what Rowan was saying. Really?

Aren't they supposed to be high schoolers? Yeah. Rowan said that the whole first scene is just a dude who opens his entire hard dick out. Who? A hard wrecked underage penis. Euphoria. I don't get people who watch that. So I understand the name title now. I don't want to watch high school kids.

I don't understand the name of the show. Oh, Euphoria, yeah. So the second season's out? The second season came out. It aired last night. I don't like that show. I don't understand what it is. Why do people watch any high school drama?

I mean, there's a bunch of shows that are about high school drama. Does anyone watch anything? Holy shit. I think most people. That's weird. Most people's, not most, a lot of people's happiness is like revisionist history, them being cool in high school. Yeah, forgetting about actual high schoolers. No, I'm getting like people, adults, like what?

You want to watch high school drama? I don't think high schoolers watch that show. Why do people watch drama about the fucking Queen of England? That makes more sense. Does it? It's a powerful position. It has no relatability to people. Like, everyone...

Is there, like, a plot to the show? I'm just saying. Yeah, the plot is if you have children and you watch it, you'll be scared to death. So it's like what? This is, like, promiscuous high school kids? More than promiscuous. They all, like... Yeah, that's even weird. high school kids? More than promiscuous. They all like fuck each other in the ass.

Yeah, they fuck each other in the ass. And do mom. Constantly. A lot of drugs. They just like roll on weeknights. Yeah, it's a very scary show. It's a lot like my high school.

And they go to school in the morning wearing like thongs and like no shirt on top. Just like my high school boys. Speaking of high school drama, our school district got in trouble yesterday. Did you see that Kyle? On Speaking of high school drama, our school district got in trouble yesterday. Did you see that, Kyle?

No. On a Sunday? They posted, our school district, like their official account was like, in honor of Big Ben, a two-hour delay. They announced a two-hour delay for school. Yeah. People were up in arms. Oh.

And then they, like our school district, like was getting very humanized on Facebook. They were just like, you people can't even take a joke. It's supposed to be icy. Get over it. But I don't know if I believe that. They were just like, you people can't even take a joke. It's supposed to be icy. Get over it. But I don't know if I believe that. What do you think, Jerry? Oh, like the district account was what? Yeah, the district account.

Great. That's usually very professional. It's a funny prank. It's a good prank. You're in West Virginia, right? Yeah. West Virginia. Do you think we could pitch?

Maybe we should do that. Maybe we should try to get a meeting for us to pitch the Yak as a sitcom. That's a good idea. To a studio? Yeah, that would happen if we actually got it. We should actually, you know what? We'll figure out.

Life will change, bro. We should get an agent or executive to come on the show and pitch it on the show. There you go. But what if they really like it? I don't think they will. What if they do? It would be very funny to be like, you know, Seinfeld pretended to be about nothing, but we literally like one show.

We just watched a dude clear drains. Yeah. We read newspapers for a week. What if what if how much money would they have to offer us for you guys to all move out to L.A. to film a sitcom for like two years? Not much at all. Forty eight thousand dollars a year. Anything to get the fuck out of here.

Because it would fail. I know it would fail. It would fail. People are watching Euphoria and they're developing emotional connections with 17-year-olds and

rooting for them in relationships. All the people who got fucked in the ass in high school. There's a lot of shows like 13 Reasons Why, Outer Banks.

I know. I never understood those. One Tree Hill. One Tree Hill. It's been a thing forever. Friday Night Live. Yes. There's a lot of shows like this.

A lot of people's favorite time is high school. What? I think you're thinking of it too literally. Maybe. I can't imagine it has much to do with high school like do you did you watch the martian with matt damien you're like this is fake he's clearly in a sound studio no this is because it's real like you are you are actively imagine watching just going to

that means you want to like be involved in high school drama i but i don't think like they're like they're not in school, are they? No, we don't see them taking tests Yeah, they're partying Right It's like you want to go to a high school party And just eavesdrop on the gossip Can't Hardly Wait's a great movie

Project X is a good movie Yeah, yeah, yeah Let's dig deeper in this What's bothering you? It's very fascinating to me Are you jealous of Tom Holland? I'm not. I'm not.

I don't think Euphoria literally scared me to death. You watched it? Yeah. Dude, I showed Tessa a comment this morning. Like, it's like literally getting teens into drugs. Yeah, no, it's very scary. Like, I think about being a parent. It was a 15-year-old TikTok talking about like, oh, this show got me into coke when I was 14.

Yeah, they glamorize it. Kyle, does it feel like watching that you look back and you think you squandered your high school experience? I never watched it. Oh. Kyle, maybe you should watch it tonight. No. One episode. No. Just one.

And then, like, high school teachers Are all over TikTok Like Ranting and raving They're being huge divas So this is what you're mad about? We got a lot built up here You go into your classroom Every day and your teacher

Is someone who's like Didn't you go to A high school prom As a junior in college? Kyle He's a sophomore My friend's sister Her boyfriend broke up with her.

Good guy, Kyle. Two days before the dance. No, he knows vulnerability when he sees it. Bonerability. So TikTok teachers? Did you fuck your friend's sister? Jesus Christ. You got a lot of anger today.

I like this. He does. Let's dig deeper. What did you think of Freaks and Geeks? I like it because it's a comedy. That's the golden rule. If it makes you laugh, then it doesn't matter. So that movie Kids.

Do you ever see the movie Kids? Superbad's high school movie. Superbad is very funny. There's a lot of flaws in my argument. What did you think of 13 Reasons Why? 13 Reasons Why. Season one finale was a tease for a school shooting. What about Ryan Felipe? What's that show? Cruel Intentions. Cruel Intentions. That was a tease for a school shooting. What about Ryan Felipe?

What's that show? Cruel Intentions. Cruel Intentions. That was a good show. I don't think, they were in college, weren't they? My argument would get destroyed in a debate. Private school? Private school?

Okay. I mean, I get it. I don't understand for shows like this. You're right, they were in high school. I don't understand for shows like Euphoria where they're like fucking and doing hard drugs. They're fucking for sport. They're fucking for sport. Not for procreation.

How dare they? And they're doing like hard drugs and stuff. I don't understand why they wouldn't just make them in college. Yeah, they'd make it a lot more normal.

Yeah, no, I would be a lot less scared. And the actors are probably college age. Yeah, most people aren't doing hard drugs in high school. Where's the setting?

Florida? Yeah. Depending on where you're from. You don't have to say my name. I mean, maybe like senior year. I don't know.

Sorry. And I definitely wasn't fucking in high school, which is why I hate the show. All right, let's get into your virginity.

Absolutely not. You weren't fucking in high school? No. How are your mentals right now, Seth? Bad. What's going on? The worst they've ever been. Why?

Why? I saw that tweet like at one in the morning. I got to stop overthinking things or what was it? So you're telling me just moving to a new apartment didn't cure everything wrong with you? No. I got to get back in the gym. You're saying shaving your head didn't fix it? You have rebounded from the sneeze as well, though.

I have. Yeah, you have. I've been battling some demons. I got to get back in the gym. I shaved my head, and I'm still depressed. What the fuck? I also went out on Saturday night to the show, and then I didn't drink a single sip of water

when I came home, and I woke up, and I just felt like shit the whole day. Water is important. That's the Brandon Walker rule. Yeah. He'll tell you that. Can you get your doctor to give him a prescription? I don't have it.

Dr. Ned Miller doesn't do New Yorkers. Oh, got it. Only Southerners? Mm-hmm. His name's Ned Miller? Oh, yeah, Dr. Ned Miller. That's a fake name. Dr. Ned Miller is not a fake name.

It's a fake name. It's not. How many Neds do you know? One. Dr. Ned Miller is not a fake name. It's a fake name. It's not. How many Neds do you know? One, Dr. Ned Miller. He's great. He's a good friend of mine. He's a frequenter of the Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge. What is that?

What the hell is the Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge? How quickly you didn't forget. How do you not know that? I want to think I was on the show. Learn your Brandon Walker history. Was I on the show when this happened? Remember, Ian Rappaport's been there. That's right. Oh. Okay. The Brandon Walker Smoking L I on the show when this happened? Remember, Ian Rappaport's been there. That's right.

Oh. Okay. The Brandon Walker. The Smoking Lodge. The naming rights. Yeah. So the Smokestack in West Point, Mississippi. The Smokestack is.

What is the Smokestack? It's a cigar shop. That's right. You don't smoke. Walk-in humidor. No, but there's a room back there where it's named after me. You enjoy other people smoking? I don't mind if other people smoke cigars.

You can enjoy the smell of cigars. Wait, is it in the Ben Mintz cigar shop? Your little room in the back? Welcome to the Brandon Walker Smoking Room. There you go. Sydney last name visited there. Sydney last name? Yeah.

Is that Ned Miller on the right? That's not Ned Miller. That's Justin Wilkerson. God damn it. Mincy should probably rename this place. No. Mincy's jokes aren't going to fly at the Brandon Walker smoking room. Hey, we should try him out.

Everyone loves Mincy. Also some news. McCarthy said the Mincy tweets are not exaggeration. What do you mean? He said he gets mobbed. At Ole Miss games? Yeah. I would assume so.

I thought you didn't believe him. Oh, you swiped him? Yeah. Can we look at the Mincy tweet and reply? Wait, let's get him in here. Let's get McCarthy. Can we get Mincy congratulating Robbie for his contract? You guys missed.

Mints, he had some unbelievable noises last night. He just popped in for the entire Saints game, and he was dropping noises left and right. He had a good tweet today. It's time to go to work at 11 a.m. Monday morning is how to go to work. Oh, it's barely morning. Again.

He said morning, yeah. The again is funny. Never thought I'd have to work again. And it's time to go to work again in title case. He's Jaden Smith. No, there's a group of people. They're all very similar. In the article post.

The headline post. Oh, the article post. They headline post. Oh, the headline post. Everything they tweet. Mintzy just can't believe it's Monday again. Happened again. The days went. All right, so Jack is here. Jack, first of all, what happened with the video that you took of Mintz?

Bad quality. You really fucked that up, didn't you? Credit you. It's a setting on my phone. Can you imagine how many views it would have done if it had been clear? I was told a million views if it wasn't blurry. So does Mincey actually get mobbed? Yes, it's alarming.

Like how? Everywhere? We were in Houston, and it was all LSU fans. It is. But then we were even on the field after Kansas State won, and Kansas State players were leaving the team to go dap him up. Fuck yes. The players.

What's up, Jerry? What's up, Mincy? Yeah, it's real. The mob is real. Mincy, you're really getting the Beatles out there? I haven't been compared to the Beatles before. I just did. Ringo.

Ringo? Yeah. Pete Best. I don't know. You're getting mobbed. Oh, getting mobbed. Yeah, we're talking about you getting mobbed. Ringo? Yeah. Pete Best. I don't know. Getting mobbed. Oh, getting mobbed. Yeah, we're talking about you getting mobbed. Minty Mania.

Okay, what really happened was it was all Ole Miss fans. No, no. He's vouching. Oh, yeah. Jackie's vouching for you. I'm saying you're getting mobbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Houston. Yeah, the New Orleans, it was the day of the Sugar Bowl. It was all Ole Miss fans on Bourbon Street the day of the Sugar Bowl. So, obviously, that was why it escalated. But, yeah, it was fun. That's a great sweatshirt. Thank you. Who's hitting Brandon with the eggs?

I think that's me. I told him it didn't look anything like it. I said, go to the artist and get it fixed. That does not look like you. I did go, and he tweaked it. That's the tweak? What was the tweak? What was the tweak? There was no tweak there.

We sold some of them. You're like hard factor Pat. It's a great shirt. I mean, the Egg Bowl will be in the day before Black Friday. You've got to see the market. What are the eggs? No one holds that many eggs like that. No.

Those are like golf balls. So you're holding a regular size egg. Try to hold that many eggs like that. We. Those are like... Try to hold that many eggs like that. We should recreate this, yeah. How many eggs is that? We'll count them, see if Mintzy can hold that many eggs. Alright. Do you think you can hold that many, Mintz? I don't know. We gotta go get some eggs.

We won the game. We won the game by 11. 17, 18, 19, 20, 20... Stop moving it! Don't make him laugh. I think I'm good. I think there's about 32 eggs. 32 eggs?

Around 32 eggs. All right. Everybody send in the hashtag Mincy Challenge. You have to win 32 eggs. All right. We're going to get it right now. I feel like we should have done

like 11 because I think we should probably do it out there so that we can clean it up. All right. If you tweet a picture everyone tweet your pictures of how many eggs

you have in your in one arm and whoever has the most gets a free flight to LA. That's right. Sass is going to go try. Spider is. Hard to tell what's an egg

and what's your finger. Oh, baby, when you talk like that. Sit here. I'm good. Are you secure? When you talk like that. See you, Jack. 26 eggs.

26 eggs? 26 eggs. That's off. Wait. I don't know if Spider's getting them. I don't think you counted the ones in his hand. Kyle can't fit it. I did. I got them.

Can you double check for me, Kyle, please? Kyle, do it instantly. Like you dropped toothpicks. Wait. Now what happens if you can't fit the 24? 26. 26? Okay.

We're going to have to revise. This shirt's going to have to be tweaked again. It probably should have been like 11 because we won by 11. Good symbolism. You won by 10. Quit saying 11. You won by 10. That's like the hidden arrow. Can you double check my numbers, please?

Can you look at Kyle so that he can do the numbers? Kyle, do a quick check, please. Are we counting the egg that they're sitting in? No. He has to be standing on top of an egg. We might need you to go get eggs, Owen.

We need a giant egg. We don't have interns now. I'll give you two minutes. Here, I'll give you money. You think there's eggs in there? Yeah, there is. All right, get three dozen. They have like milk bread eggs in pharmacies.

Why is it a hard yes? I don't think all pharmacies have eggs. Well, they do. Big eggs. Owen will be right back. How many did we get there, KB? 24. 24.

All right, two dozen eggs is fine. No, 20. Start the timer. Get three dozen. Three dozen. All right, at 138. 138. There he goes.

I say he's back by 142 and a half. 144. How confident do you feel in this challenge, Mincy? I'm still coming to grips, so I've got to carry that many eggs. You've got to put them all in your hand. Yeah, you've got to. It's a Mincy challenge. I'd say you get eight.

How many eggs? No, he's going to get more than that. Double digits. I think I'll get more than eight, but 30 is probably a little auspicious, I would say. Quite auspicious. Now, did you think you'd be doing this when you tweeted out that it's time to go to work again? Man, I never know.

My favorite thing about Barstool is I never know what the hell is going to happen when I walk into this office. And that's what keeps it great. Because everybody has these mundane jobs in America. You do the same thing every day. You hear you never know. You're going to be holding some eggs in a matter of minutes. Embrace the insanity. I love it.

Hopefully George is going to whoop some ass tonight. We need that. Have you ever put your naming rights on anything? Yeah, I mean, embrace the insanity. I love it. Hopefully George is going to whoop some ass tonight. We need that. Have you ever put your naming rights on anything, like a smoking lounge or something? Smoking lounge? Yeah. I've not done that.

Can I just speak up here? I will burn this fucking building to the ground. I think you will. I put up with a lot, but no, no, no. It's my fucking smoking lounge. It's my hometown. I can't have a smoking lounge in my hometown. It's his last. When was it last remodeled?

Oh, 20 years ago. Sounds like they need a little. Yeah. That was prime smoking lounge architecture. Maybe an anonymous donation to fix it up. You can't take this from him. Blood will be on your hands. We're not taking this.

We're not doing this. The only thing I was wanting to mess with Brandon was when we won the dozen, I thought we were going to get to put billboards. Supposedly, we were allowed to put billboards up everywhere. Oh, yeah. But I haven't heard anything about it, but I thought one in Star Wars. No, do smoking lounges instead. Smoking lounges instead.

See, the thing that will take Owen long is the register there. Sloppy operation. Oh, you're going to blame minimum wage workers? The register is sloppy. How about that guy? How about that guy with his wife who was like, yeah, she's a medical worker on the front lines, and she got home and she's shoveling the driveway.

Did you see that tweet? That was awesome. Find that tweet. The guy was so fucking funny. It was awesome. Holy shit. Did you see this? No. Oh, it's fantastic.

Awareness on zero. I was so jealous that the guy thought of that tweet. That's a king right there. That guy would be cool on the yak. He would be awesome on the yak. He would fit in well. He would be electric. We should have him on the yak.

Who tweeted it? Something Reyes. John Reyes, I don't know. You can look at the blog. Someone blogged it on Barstool. Maybe do like shovel, driveway, snow, or search button. I don't think works. Healthcare worker.

Yeah. Something. There it is. Zaz got it. Zaz got it. Pull this up. This is fucking. That one's got 30 seconds.

That guy's a king. Look at this. Even after a 12-hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our front liners. Time to make her some breakfast. I love it. Dude's just been staring at a fucking driveway that needed shoveled for the last five hours.

So this guy is apparently a legislator of some sort? He's a politician? I don't know what he is. He should be the king of Canada. Is he Canadian? Yeah. Oh, my God. Make him the king of Canada.

Canada's been real America lately. Did you see all those kids on the plane flying to Mexico? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're not letting them back. What? They're not letting them back. Yeah, they're like stuck.

Did you see that video? No. These kids were just like, yeah, we're not going to listen. They rented out, like all their friends had the whole plane. And they refused to listen to flight attendants. They just had like bottles of liquor. We're crowd surfing, smoking. No masks.

Jesus Christ. It was insane. That's hilarious. And now like no airlines are taking them back. I see Owen and I see no eggs. Oh, where's he going? Oh, no. What does he try?

He slunked out. Oh, no. Does he think we, no. What does he try? He slunked out. Oh, no. Does he think we have eggs here? Because they could have been in the fridge forever. So what? We're not going to eat the eggs. That's true. They're just for hold.

I forgot. These are holding eggs. We always have holding eggs. We can't use the eggs in the refrigerator. Those are bad. You've got to hold 24. 24? Okay.

That's right. You've got to hold 24. 24? Okay. That's right. You'll get two attempts. You could hold between six and eight. I don't think so. What happens if you drop them? This is a one-time only. If you drop them

and you see it somehow have enough uncracked eggs, you can go again. So, we're going to fold his arm and then just put one egg in at a time just to see how...

I think you have to fold it with it pressed up against him, though. Yeah, you need that back wall. It's almost impossible. I think it's going to be almost impossible. You're going to have to stack the eggs. That wouldn't work for me because my titty would poke the eggs.

It looks like we're not. I think the titty would help. I feel, well, hopefully it helps because my boobs aren't small right now either. They're fine. What happened, O-Dog? Over three so far. What? Over three.

No, no, no. I just think it's crazy that y'all thought that place had eggs. They do. It's a drugstore. It doesn't have eggs. They have milk. A truckstore. Everywhere milk should be, eggs should be.

There's usually like one refrigerator. A drugstore? Why are you saying a truckstore? There's usually one refrigerator that has like juice, orange juice. Lunchables. Lunchables, bacon and eggs. Yes. And milk.

Yes. And occasionally some turkey. But not this one. Orange juice Lunchables Lunchables Bacon and eggs Yes And milk Yes And occasionally some turkey But not this one Some see if you have that beer and all that And maybe one bag of shredded cheese Yes Yes I can visualize it right now

It's a creamer And people say Sass doesn't have life experience Yeah Like come on He just fucking He just described that refrigerator perfectly. I know it because I've been there. Vince, what kind of extracurricular activities were you doing in high school?

I was a statistician for football and basketball. I've got a good number in my mind, but not athletic. State champion tennis player. Don't I look like a tennis guy? Wait, really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You were a state champion in tennis?

Oh, yeah. Singles? Doubles? a state champion in tennis? Oh, yeah. Singles? Doubles? Doubles. Doubles. Our team won. I was top 25 in Louisiana at my peak. Really?

I'm an athletic fat guy. I can move. You know, I'm just big. I didn't know that. No, but yeah, stat boy, tennis. I don't know. Are there any archives of your highlights or clips? I gave like a Broadway – I guaranteed we were going to win the title

the year before, the state title, and then I like pulled the Broadway Joe Namath speech when we won it. And you did win it. But it kind of felt flat because everybody was like, what's this dude doing talking about the tennis state title? Like he actually won something. But it was funny. But where did you do that?

At their sports banquet. Is there a video of it? I can search for it. I said, you're going to call me Broadway Ben Mance because just like the great Joe Namath. Ben Mance is a state champion athlete. 2A private

school. That's not state champion. I want to hear Young Youth voice. Are you worried about that? What? You're the stickler for classifications. It's 2A. 2A private school. Well, it was – yeah, 2A was public and private then. But, yeah, there were like five good –

Did you have to beat some John Curtis boys? Yeah, so it was just private. It was like Royal. It was just private. Well, tennis, you know, the public schools in Louisiana aren't the best at tennis. So, yeah, it was a little private. It was more of a private school thing. Still, I understand what you're saying.

I'm sorry about the Saints. It's okay. Congratulations on your parlay. I was happy. Oh, thank you. Yes, that was big. Thanks, parlay. If I'm not going to, I can't win, you know.

That's a good friend right there. Well, no, the Saints thing, look. No, what really changed it. Rarely see that. No, what really changed it was when Taysom Hill went down, if Taysom Hill had still been healthy, they could have mucked up a game in LA maybe like 17-13 when he went down. It was over anyway.

When did we all start having to root for each other here? No, he didn't root for me. I pissed at him yesterday. He didn't root for me. What he said was, it sucked that we lost, but I'm happy you won. All right. The happy you won came after the suck that you lost, but I'm happy you won. All right. The happy you won came after the salty you lost. I was salty when we were watching.

If I lost something, I would never be happy that you won. Well, Mincy's a very nice guy. It's just competition. Life is a zero-sum game. I just know it's hard to win in gambling, so when you win, you know. Yeah, it is. If anyone knows. Rico Bosco shows

that every day. Where is he? I don't know. I saw him upstairs in a private room a second ago. What's up with the Section 10? He hadn't heard back on his... Hat, by the way. Is that some kind of statement? On behalf of Jared Karabas? Is he leaving? No. I don't think so.

He's staying, yeah. It would be funny if you went into Dave's office and pitched him Jared Kanabas. Jared Kanabas. That's an eating David laugh at that. I'm going to pick up Jared. That's just probably how he connects to it anyway. If we're being honest, probably not. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

I'm going to pick up Jared on my own personal network. Yeah. And I'm going to pay him. And then I'm going to try and sell him back to Dave. Michael Scott Paper Company. Yes, exactly like that. Love it. It's a good idea.

What's your network? SAS Industries. SAS PM. Yeah, that is it. I forgot. SI. SI. Sports Illustrated.

Are you an LLC? No, no, no. A SAS Industries's Sports Illustrated. It's already taken. Are you an LLC? No, no, no. A SAS Industry shirt would be fire. SAS Industry? Yeah. It's a good plan. I liked Anus' tweet this morning. Oh, yeah.

The rixie one? The wood, the wiping your face with the wood and what happens. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. I like using the face wash. I used the wood face wash this morning. Yeah, check it. Do Anus' tweet face wash. I used the wood face wash this morning. Yeah, check it. Do the anus tweet.

Do it. Do the anus tweet? Can you anus tweet us? Yeah, so I tried the wood this morning. Oh, nice. Yeah, and it works up a good lather, as you can see. A nice lather. And then you dab it off, and then it'll have you looking like a million bucks.

Wow. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. It's really good. Such a high quality Photoshop too. What? Nothing.

No, I'm sorry. Yeah. Do you think we'll see Riggsie out in LA? No. I will. You guys probably not. Yeah. I'm just going to take some personal days afterwards.

A little vacay? A couple months. A couple month vacay. It would be funny if you actually stalked him for a week. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It would. That would be funny, right? It would be. Ah, fuck it. All right, I will. Twist my arm. Damn. I just. Twist my arm. Damn.

I just found him one night. I mean, he posts where he is constantly. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Easy to find. Very easy to find. Hopefully he doesn't start throwing you off with some of his billboards. Or his, uh, what are they?

Oh, his cardboard cutouts. His cardboard cutouts. Yeah. Starts planting them around the town. There he is. He's been there for three hours. His tickers, really. I think we can probably just go ahead and give up.

No, I'd like to see how long it takes. I'm very excited for the Mincy Challenge. Jordan Berry stumbled upon Kanye West. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah. She didn't seek him out or go to one of his events. He stumbled upon her. Wearing a hoodie.

His hoodie, right? Her brother was wearing a Yeezy jacket. He asked for a picture with them. That doesn't happen. So the security guard came up to the brother and was like, who's your favorite rapper? And he was like, Kanye. And then the security guard was like, okay, hold on a sec.

And then just showed up with Kanye. What? That's insane. We have the picture? I would hyperventilate. I love that Kanye was like, okay, hold on a sec. And then just showed up with Kanye. What? That's insane. I would hyperventilate. I love that Kanye was like, before I do this. Make sure I'm their favorite. It would be embarrassing, right? I'm going to start doing that.

Who's your favorite? Could you imagine someone... Who's your favorite Twitter user? Someone walking up to a person and being like, hey, quick question. Nick or KB? And then you see me in the corner of the bar. Sorry, pal. I'm out of here.

That's the one she posted, but on her close friends, it was just a very crystal clear photo with them. That's the one I saw. Yeah. On her story. That's crazy. Wild. I guess he talked to them for a while. Where was this? Jillian Stern.

Exchange contact info. What? The security guard was like, Kanye, she works for Barstool Sports. What did he say? He was like, delete all the pictures. I want every single picture. I don't know what his response was.

He didn't tell me his response. Does Kanye know what Barstool Sports is? Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Jordan was like, you know, like, Gilly and Wallow. Oh, okay. Boom. And then he was like, oh, shit, like Big Cat?

Yeah. Ben Mintz? Yeah. Kanye said, oh. That may be a little. Yeah. I think that might be. Why did you just say Ben Mintz to start? He'll be one little. Yeah. I think that might be. Why did you just say Ben Mintz to start?

He'll be one of my fantasy championships. A little stretch there. Yeah. But thank you, though. A little stretch. Mincy? Come on. Have y'all ever heard of the rapper Anderson Paque?

Yeah. Paque. Yeah. I don't know. I was at Blue Note the other night at a thing, and he came out on stage. Yeah. They have a lot of really, really. Blue Note's cool. Yeah. It's cool. Kanye West unzips his thing, and he came out on stage. Yeah, they have a lot of really, really – Blue Note's cool.

Yeah, it's cool. Kanye West on Zips' jacket, and he's got an afternoon after dinner mint and a sweatshirt on. What's up, fellas? What's up, fellas? And then he disappears into a cloud of smoke. I miss after dinner, man. It's coming back.

We got new graphics coming. You don't. We're tweaking it. Is it still after dinner? Yeah, we just needed some new graphics. We needed to freshen it up. Okay. Yeah, there's –

You needed to freshen up the – I like that. It kind of – I mean, to be honest, it's like every day – I mean, it's going to be a couple days a week thing because I don't want to do it just to do it every day and have, like, boring ones. Like, there has to be, like, a reason to do it to, like, not make it weak. You ever think before dinner?

Well, that's crazy. Why would you have a mint before dinner? What if you're in the car and it's like... That's like wiping before you poop. Yeah, I do that. Pre-wipe? Pre-wipe. You got to make sure that it's clean to go out.

Makes the exit easier. You don't want to dirty up your poop. It's like warming up your microwave. I always do that. My poop is filthy right now. I got other poop on it. Yeah,. I always do that. My poop is filthy right now. I got other poop on it. Yeah. You have to do that.

Just get my microwave. I usually do 30 seconds to pre-warm it. Pre-warm the microwave? Pre-warm the microwave? Pre-warm it, then you put it in. Really? Good to go, yeah. Only way to cook your steak.

Yeah, that's right. I only use the microwave to heat up my spoons. Make going into ice cream easier. Honestly. Do you ever heat up the ice cream? No. No, that would be stupid. Like really hard frozen ice cream?

I recommend you try it. Soften it? No, yeah, you got to do the spoon. Kiddos. Look at that. The ice cream is hard as a rock. Sweet treat. What was that? Sweet treat

Do you think we will get eggs? No I'm leaning towards that I really need to see you try to hold 26 eggs on this show The yak ends when we get the eggs I will not be satisfied until that happens We could bring mints to California just to do this I love what you're thinking if it involves me going to Cali Thank you Brandon We will not be satisfied until that happens. We could bring Mints to California just to do this.

I love what you're thinking if it involves me going to Cali. Thank you, Brandon. Are you sure you want to do that? I don't care. I wish the Super Bowl was in Dallas. I'd go if it was in Dallas. You just go on your own? I mean, I just have a bunch.

You know, I'd go do content. I got my friends. Hold on. We're getting into the M's pussy files again, aren't we? You can't. Don't even worry. We're going to try to get out there. The other day on Pick Central, I looked at a random area code. I went 214.

He goes, yeah, it's Dallas, Texas. And I said, what? How do you know that? And he said, it's this girl I'm trying to. We're trying to get out there this year. You're fucking in the 214. We're about to take the word. You dog. We got to get out here, out there this year. You're fucking in the 2-1-4. We're about to take the word. You dog.

We've got to get out here, man, this year. Mincy, you're a dog, huh? He's got you shackled. Big Cam, we're going for a post-hype break. I'm giving him credit for this. I know, but he has you shackled. It's not shackled. I'm giving him credit.

Every time you look at him, you just permeate L's. That's not true. No, it is absolutely true. Yes. Even when you try to do different techniques, he's got true. No, it is absolutely true. Yes. You speak of an L. Even when you try to do different techniques. How many followers are you at right now?

I think it's... I'm getting near 70. That's the one thing that you... I got like 16 on Instagram and like 70, almost 70 cats. You ever thought

about the day that you maybe catch Brandon? It's going to be... That's going to be a hard day. That's what I was... We could... It's going to be a tough day. It's going to be a tough day. We could help.

Don't fucking do this. I am running. Brandon, you deserve this. You need to work harder. By the way, let the record show that Marty Mush actually ended up net positive that day. He did. He gained. But you had to fucking really work.

I had to fight. I had to fight. I did feel bad. I know. I felt fight. I had to fight. I did feel bad. You tweeted about it like seven times. I know. I felt bad. But he did gain. I probably lost. Yeah.

Someone's like, why the fuck does he keep telling us to? I feel like once I get to 100, like after you get to 100, do people still check it and stuff? Like I feel like that's like the big number, right? The big name. Bro, you can never be satisfied. No. I just feel like that's the number in my head.

Like I select when I get to 100. You think The Rock is satisfied when he gets 100 million Instagram followers? Yeah, he probably is. He always stays hungry. Yep. Every day, even on cheat days. Rock mindset. That's his thing.

Stay hungry. He's like, I might not be the hungriest man in the room. I'm starving. Does he say that? Yeah. What is his diet? That doesn't make sense. I know.

I fucked it up. I just know he said something about being starving. Did Owen go back to your apartment? He might have. Better not be touching my eggs. I just picked up a fresh dozen. Seriously? Brown or white?

Brown, obviously. Nice. I didn't know you got down. Me too, brother. No, Brandon. You only have the white eggs Damn Brandon You just gonna eat that?

It's a Monday Yeah you're just gonna eat that That's what I do I show up and just eat it Eat a bunch of shit You gotta get your confidence back up brother No stop Eat a bunch of shit

Stop You're fine Just eat a bunch of shit Come on Owen Now we gotta bring him up a a peg penis is leaning to the right i'm trying to shake it out is it yeah i'm missing out to lean towards it i did in the last few minutes the if you do want to be a barbecue judge in the nola thing they want you i don't need you to help me yeah oh that's nice thank you min, Mincy. Man, I'm thinking ahead. All right. Final four. Let's go, Brandon. I don't need you to help me.

That was really nice. You haven't gotten a break in a really long time. I could go be a barbecue judge. I don't need your help to be a barbecue judge. Benji's breaking his back to get you some big opportunities. Thank you, Min. That could help your career. Take it, Brandon.

You need this. Come on, hon. This is your big break. I don't know. I could be a barbecue judge on my own. I don't need your help to be a barbecue judge. No, no, no, no. Then why did they ask you, Brandon? This is hogs for a cause. Because it's New Orleans. New Orleans isn't my city. It's his city. Yeah, but come on. I could be a barbecue judge on my own. I don't need your help. No, no, no, no. Then why did they ask you, Brandon?

Because it's New Orleans. New Orleans isn't my city. It's his city. Yeah, but come on. This would be great for you. The app's going live. We're hitting Louisiana. Yeah.

Final four weekend and hogs. I'll be a barbecue judge. I'll be a barbecue judge. People will be like, Brandon, you do something. That's the one thing you swallow your pride over. I'll be a barbecue judge. Yeah. It's fine.

Love to eat. Is it all pork or is it brisket too? And maybe he'll hook you up. He'll get a hold of the Shreveport Swamp Dragons and get you the first pitch. Oh, yeah. I threw the LSU Shreveport first pitch once. You did? He did it in three.

I don't know what sucks. Frank's on negative today, but he's coming off his biggest win ever. How many views? What at? Three million views on the thing or something? Unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable shot. Owen. Why's Owen having a conversation?

Oh! Did Owen just drop the egg? Mints, you're fucked. Owen can't even carry the carton. All right, Owen. This is going to be messy. Holy shit, that was sick. Yeah, right there.

Goddamn, Owen. I think we just broke a good. Well, no, you got to close the door. Look at your picture. Look at your picture, and then where do you want him standing, TJ? Oh, in 19 minutes and 33 seconds. If he just faces the TV. I see one cracked one.

Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Just one? All right. Close the door. Turn your hat backward just in case the bill gets in the way. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

You don't want the bill in the way. Wait, we're not doing it in here, are we? Yeah, we are. Oh, just in here. All right, here we go. It's going to hit the road. Here we go. All right.

How many are you at? Four? Okay. What is that? What the fuck? Kyle, did you give your chain away? Whoa. Is that my dead Marcus chain?

That's your dead Marcus chain. Did the blonde boy give it to you? Hold on, Mincy. Hold on. Hold on. Now we're going to... You got to... The PFT is in here.

He's got... What? Hold on, Mincy. Hold on, Mincy. Somebody tell Ben to turn towards the TV. Yeah, hold on, Mincy. Turn, Ben. Turn towards the TV.

The camera's... The TV. The other way. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Full rotation. One more. Also, we towards the TV. Turn, Ben. Turn towards the TV. The camera's... The TV. The other way. Yeah, yeah. Full rotation. Also, we want to wait. Let's wait. The big TV in the corner. This is unbelievable. That's how you have to face. Kyle got really drunk and gave

this away. Hold on, Ben. Hold on. We are just making him hold. I understand, but we got this now, so let's wait. I want to be in the splash now. Do they feel bad for taking it, Kyle? Somebody came up to me in the bar and said, hey, I've got KB's dead Marcus chain.

And I was like, I don't know what that is. And he's like, no, it's the dead Marcus chain. Everybody knows that. And he was like, just give it to KB next time you see him. And I was like, okay, I have no idea what's going on. This sounds like one of him and Nick's wacky bits. Yeah. Good guess this time.

Yeah, who is dead Marcus? Was. Sorry. Well, no, he was just Marcus. He was. Now he's not. Now he is dead Marcus. Well, yeah, because we needed some sort of identifier to separate him from alive Marcus.

Now he died in Spencer Gifts. This is insane. I did want it back, but now I feel bad. I gave it to him as a gift. He never wanted it. I was really flirtatiously trying to give him a gift. Who is this guy that you gave the chain to? Just a guy I met out.

There it is. Swapping jewelry? No, he didn't give you anything in return. You gave this to him to remember you. Mystery solved, I guess. There it is Swapping jewelry No he didn't give you Anything in return No You gave this to him To like remember you Alright well Mystery solved I guess Thank you I guess

Do you want To find a new person To give it to Yeah No no no No PFT gets it No KB's gotta No KB's gotta keep

Giving it out And hoping it comes back Oh that's a fun game Yeah Okay yeah That's the dead Marcus game Okay I will If you see KB in public

Or me or Owen People with the dead Marcus chain I think you see KB in public, or me or Owen, people with the Dead Marcus chain, I think you're snapping out. Oh, shit, you've got one on too. Oh, yeah. Oh, the brotherhood of the traveling Dead Marcus. Yeah, see if it can always just keep coming back. You can ask us for it, and you have to give it back to a barstool employee out. Yes.

Yeah, that's fun. Here, can you pass that down? Can you tell me, though, who Marcus was? He was our tech guru friend he jail broke a hurricane simulator in the mall so it could spin

D batteries around and like we would prank people to go in and put the batteries in and they that sounds pretty cool he was awesome he taught us how to

jail break iPhones classic Marcus didn't he have an epileptic seizure going through the poster boards yeah he was looking at the periodic table of beer to Vita Guerra too fast

no that that just he didn't die from that I thought he bit off his tongue These are going through the poster boards. Yeah, he was looking at the periodic table of beer to Vita Guerra too fast. No, that just – he didn't die from that. I thought he bit off his tongue. All right, Mincy, what are you at? What are you at, Mincy? I got an interview. You got 12? Yeah.

All right, here we go. I didn't want your moment to get taken away there. Sorry. We're in the middle of it. How many you at, Mince? 12. 13. 13, there. Sorry. We're in the middle of it. How many you at, Mince? 13. 13, 14. Okay.

Brandon leaves right before Mince's big moment. Okay, what are you at? 15, 16. Yeah, you got it. I think you need to get more in the... The lower area. Yeah, the nook of your arm. I think you need to get more in the... The lower area. Yeah, the nook of your arm. Why are you just...

Yeah. Yeah, you got space there, dude. I'll allow you to put one in your mouth. Okay, what do you have? 18. One of those is cracked down there, I think. Oh, no, oh, no. 19.

Want me to switch out the cartons? Sucks that he's got a white sweatshirt on. With a white... 20 and more where those came from. He might do this. 20. What is that? Yeah, I thought this would be harder.

I think that one's cracked. So this is actually... The sweatshirt's correct. Yeah, we need to make this sweatshirt accurate. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. Good no okay good utilize your chin yeah you got this you gotta use the chin you got this i think you could even go more on top and there's more body parts you can use i believe that's 26. I can't believe this.

Go for the record. This is the most shocking thing in the world. Go for the record. Oh, he's going 2-1. I thought you would be comically less than that. Oh, my God, Mitz, you are incredible. This man. Uh-oh.

That's all. He's showing no. You can go slower. There they go. Hold on. Can we add one more, Mincy? Mincy, you think you could catch a pop fly? If he gets every egg.

How do we do? Should we help him get them down? No, you got to get them down yourself. No, no, he's got to get them down himself. That's part of the fun. He did it. Oh, no. He can't find the carton.

He can't find the carton. Sometimes coming down from the mountain is just as hard as going up. What a performance, Mincy. Wow. You're a specimen. You know that? Every time he comes in here, he impresses. Yep.

With physical challenges. Yeah. Yeah. That's right, the banana. We have to combine these two things. We need to do a banana. Yeah. How many raw eggs can you de-shell and eat?

Mincy, what? I was thinking on the walk back, it'd be funny to hand a homeless person a raw egg. Here, bud. Wow. Why don't homeless people put a Venmo thing on the front? Oh, that's... Venmo to what? Their bank account?

Yeah. I would be like, damn, that dude's smart. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that does make sense. I bought a dude a full pack of newports he just gave me his business plan he's like i'm gonna sell them each for a dollar and then i'm gonna buy two packs of newports and then i'm gonna be the richest man in the world and i was like that's a good idea yeah i might give a homeless guy 25 to hold a cardboard a piece of cardboard with my Venmo name on it. Oh, my God.

It's a win-win. Yeah. Mincy. You got to get a military fatigues as well. Wait, let me get a picture of the actual sweatshirt so I can just, I want to do a tweet saying. We have to rename that in the store to the accurate sweatshirt. Don't worry, the sweatshirt. There should be a sweatshirt of him holding the eggs with the sweatshirt on. Yes, there should be.

All right, I have to go do the dozen. Alright, see you everyone. See you everyone tomorrow. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be right back. Thank you.