The Yak - Mintzy is Catching on to Our Prank Calls | The Yak 9-6-23

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

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Nick is going to be late. Kate is going to be late. Hey. We got the big five. We got Bosco here. What's up? We got Bosco in the fucking building. How you doing, Rico?

Doing good. Good. Yeah. What about you? Good. Good. Oh, this is the first time you guys have been in the same room since the case race uh is it i think so yeah okay yeah we've texted so so how are you guys doing oh we're great yeah you feel good happy to see my friend you feel you feel strong me yeah it's just you know i feel like you can lift a lot of weight over your head.

The theme of the week has been let things go. I mean, the time slot thing is still crazy. I mean, they moved me today. They moved me today, and now I've got to go at 4 o'clock Eastern every day. That sucks. 4 o'clock Eastern, mostly sports. That's going to suck. That is going to suck.

Starting when? I don't think time slots matter that much. He's doing a joke because Rico's new show, Healthy Debate, is debuting tomorrow at 4 o'clock Eastern. What? Which is huge. I'm excited for Healthy Debate. Should we do a practice run?

Let's do a practice run. If it works well with you with the practice run. Practice run. Who are you debating? The callers. The callers. run right through the gauntlet the uh i think next week i think we're gonna have joe biden on oh hope he stays from callers to joe biden yeah yeah wow hope he stays awake oh where's mook over here mook i think i probably went to lunch did everyone go to lunch uh i saw the there's probably people late joining because the Mean Girl drama is going on right now. I think the Mean Girls went to the office today and faced the music, which I still maintain.

It was a dumb tweet, but I don't understand how people got that offended by it. But, yeah, I think Clemmer was just getting undressed by Dave a minute ago, which is horrific visual. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. It's tough. But, I mean, I respect Clemmer for standing up for himself. I don't know if this was the right hill to die on, but he did stand up for himself, so he deserves credit for that. What did Clemmer do?

Uphill battle, though. It is an uphill battle, Rico. You know. It is weird that the Mean Girls did tweet something out, and then a lot of people in the company tweeted out their response, and then Clemmer is wearing it. Clemmer, of all people, wearing it. Well, I think because he didn't write any blogs over the weekend after 100 people got fired.

So if you care that much, that makes sense. Or after Dave gave the speech of everyone chip in. Yeah. Mook, get over here. Mook, come on. Mook's here. Mook, I think Travis Hunter might want to fuck you.

I'm down. Okay. I'll take one for the team if I have to. Did you see Mook went viral? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a great tweet. It's a great tweet.

Oh, Brandon, you know my name? I was sitting right there. He looks at me. I go, hey, Brandon. He goes, what's up, Steven? What? You didn't know M what's up, Steven? What? You didn't know Mook's name? What the hell?

I did the Ron Swanson thing to keep people from getting chummy. Call him by the wrong name. And he has taken it very bad. I'm sorry. I mean, if he wants Travis Hunter on Unnecessary Roughness, he's going to have to go through me now. Yeah, that's true. I mean, Casey can text Deion tonight. Your name is Mook, and your other name is Connor.

Yes. I actually have a name story that I never thought I would tell, but I'm going to tell it anyway right now. It's Connor Griffin. When we started the plan to move to Chicago, Connor Griffin came up to me and was like, hey, I want to come. And I was like, yeah, that's awesome.

It was Connor Red Hair Philadelphia guy. I thought it was you. And then Hank was like, hey, did you say yes to Connor Griffin? I was like, yeah, he's awesome. And then I realized there's two Connor Red Hair Philadelphia guys. And I was like, well, both are awesome, so both should come. So he basically got a – his initial invite was was your invite oh yeah yeah okay i got confused with the connors all right i mean you guys are both connor red hair philadelphia

that's a that's a little bit different than calling you steven package duo right exactly you guys are like that's hard that's easy to confuse yes yeah yeah so you you should actually get like residuals from Connor Griffin. Okay. Because he would have been invited anyway, but there was a moment in time where I definitely had the Connors, the red hair Connor. One thing about that, though, this is red hair Connor from Philadelphia. He's like strawberry blonde hair. Yeah, this is it. He's not full.

This is full red hair right here. He's making fun of you right now. No, he's definitely full red hair. I'm not making fun of him. You're calling him a full ginger. No, I'm saying you conflating those two when their hair colors really aren't that similar was kind of crazy. Are you trying to save yourself right now for not being a borderline ginger? I'm not a borderline ginger.

Okay, but I don't understand. Connor Griffin is a ginger. I don't think he is. Where the fuck is he? I think he is. He 100% is. He's got very red hair. Would that change your perception of him? He's got very red hair? Very. He's 100% his. He's got very red hair. Would that change your perception of him?

He's got very red hair? Very. That's very red hair. A mook has extremely red hair. So we're going with very and extremely? What are you looking for, Jack Chicks? They're not here. Wow.

Shots fired at Kate. No, he's not wrong. No, no, no. There's Red Bulls here. Jack Chicks in like a group. Jack's Chicks. Jack's not one of Jack's. He's not trying to hook up at all. No, no, no. There's Red Bulls here. Chicks in like a group. Jack's chicks. Jack's not trying to hook up at all. No, no, no, no.

Keep it off air. Jack's trying to hook up at all times. This is a red-haired guy. Yes. What? This is not red. That's red. That's red.

This is fucked. Get on my team, dude. What are you? If you don't have red hair, you have fully red hair. I have red hair, but this is strawberry blonde. I agree. The beard is red. If you change't have red hair, you have fully red hair. Redhead, but this is strawberry blonde. I agree. The beard is red. If you change your beard.

That hair is not red. If I look at your beard, then you become red. My arm hair, my leg hair is just straight up blonde. Your beard is red. Neither of you. The beard is fucking picked up, but that hair is not red. Also, if my beard was shorter, it would not be this red. Give me your hair.

I want to see your hair. There's a big difference. Put the hairs next to each other. Your beard might be more I want to see your hair. There's a big difference. But the hair is next to each other. Your beard might be more red than Mook's hair. There's a big difference. Look, there's not even close. Those hair colors are not the same. Yeah.

Does it smell like strawberry? No, good smelling hair. Yeah, I think if you didn't have the beard, the beard makes you a redhead. Strawberry beards forever. Did you hear what I said at the initial invite? I got you guys confused i was catching up on it yeah uh i used i came up to your desk that's as far as i got yeah and i was like oh yeah this is the connor redhead from philadelphia and then hank was like no there's

two of them and i was like oh well both are invited i appreciate it so yeah you red hair actually saved you there being a redhead saved you. Well, also, I worked on the show. Yeah, no, you did work on the show. I figured it was good that I could do that. I've been on the act for a while. It was two Ponters, both redheads, Philadelphia. You could see the confusion.

Yeah, but I do still contest that I'm strawberry blonde. Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree. I'm on team Connor Griffin here. I think that's strawberry blonde. Thank you, Brian. Do you feel, like, a little betrayed right now? It's like you have to deal with all the ginger shit, and he's just basically walking around being like, no, I'm not.

Dude, I'm embracing the ginger shit now. Ariana Grande's boyfriend. Yeah. Like, we're coming up at the moment. Okay. I'm kind of fine with being. Who else? That was one.

Pretty much. Yes. Ed Sheeran. I hate it. Yeah. I that was one pretty much yes famous redheaded athletes does is this happen in the ginger community where you see one ginger do well and you're like this is our guy i have to like cling on to it like this is our this is our champion i like andrew santino every time i see him do something i'm like i love you yep but then you have like carson wentz and prince harry who are just there's who's big red doing damage. Who's big red? It's a gum yeah, no that's yes dumbass You are a gum fucking moron okay all right shit. That's what my queen's call me

Oh Big red does yes, they're's going to come out of your face. They're sponsoring the debate show. Big Red is the presenting sponsor. Wait, we have a debate show? His show. Oh, yeah, healthy debate. Yeah.

Sass, you're in a fantasy league now? Yeah, so after all that, we're just doing a normal fantasy league, which is what we wanted to do to begin with, and Che is in the league. The last name I would have expected to see in that group. Who else is in it? Because you were so persistent on not doing a normal fantasy league. I think you catered to the audience. But I think your audience wanted a normal fantasy league.

This audience. No, our audience wanted what we did yesterday, which was just a train wreck of a show. I guess, yeah. Yeah, that is what our audience wanted what we did yesterday, which was just a train wreck of a show. I guess, yeah. Yeah, that is what our audience likes. It's also easy to follow. I don't want to see you drafting someone's wide receiver three in round 14. He's saving you from yourself, Sass.

I guess. I don't even know who I'm going to draft tonight, and I'm probably going to do that. Plus, you're going to do automatic. And there's three defensive players. Oh, this is the league, too, that has undisclosed buy-in. I love that rule. I don't know what that is. That means that everyone just pays whatever they feel is appropriate,

and then the winner gets the pot. Yeah, I kind of love that move. That's a museum move. What? Museum move? Museums. You just pay for whatever you feel like. Museum move.

This is, like, supposedly, like, maybe a high-stakes fantasy league. You vape? Okay. Bad for you. So we got data day tomorrow. Yeah, we got data day tomorrow, and KB's back tomorrow. Wow. Texting me.

What a big day. He's going to be back tomorrow. I saw KB last night. You did? Yeah. Where'd you guys go? I don't know. Went to Fulton Market.

Oh, nice. Right by where the office is. Oh, that's where it is? Yeah, right around there. Went to like Fulton Market. Oh, nice. Right by where the office is. Oh, that's where it is? Yeah, right around there. It's a nice area. Yeah, very nice area. It looks like a movie set. I thought Fulton Market was in New York.

There's one here too. Yeah. Is there a Fulton Market in New York? Yeah, that's where Hitch met the girl for the fish thing for the food rave and he got sick. What? Hitch on the movie Hitch. Chelsea Market? I think he's talking about Chelsea Market.

No, it was Fulton Fish Market. And they went there and he cried. No. Yeah, I think it was St. Jock. It was a... Is this a embarrassing thing? No. It was because you can feel St. Jock or something and he ate it and then he got sick and then

they went to the Walgreens and he got the stuff. What did he get at the Walgreens? That was like a really good movie. He got food poisoning. Did you say Hitch was a bad movie? Walgreens, yeah, medicine. Hitch is a good movie. What's the last good, legitimately good, rewatchable, enjoyable, good Will Smith movie?

Okay, Suit of Happiness was good. It's not rewatchable because it's sad. Correct. Suit of Happiness was like, what, 20 years ago? It was like 2006. In fairness, he did just won an Oscar for best actor yeah yeah that's a good movie that the whole slap Richard that's a good yeah yeah so there's the whole slot I have that was over the tennis movie right yeah yeah you play Richard Williams I can't imagine a tennis movie being good did you watch

the tennis last night no I don't watch tennis it was good kind of sucks it was good who's gonna believe two sisters, especially, like, become that? They both become the best in the world. I had a hard time. I thought it was a stretch. Well, it happened in real life. I agree with you, Rico. They should have thrown that script out.

It's real life. No. I don't know. I thought it was fictional. I thought it was hilarious. Yeah. No, that makes no sense. I like watching real movies. It. No. But then. I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was fictional. I don't know. Hilarious. Yeah. No, that makes no sense.

I like watching. It was good. Real movies. Yeah. Godzilla. Fucking true stories. By the way, Stu Feiner, I think, is going to walk into this office at any moment now. Ready to go for Barstool. So are they all flying out weekly?

Yeah. Damn. Well, it's just Stu. They're flying in. Tom flying out. Sorry, Rico. Oh, yeah, and Tommy. And Rico. Yeah, so I guess it's three of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You're They're flying in. Tom flying out. Sorry, Rico. Oh, yeah, and Tommy. And Rico.

Yeah, so I guess it's three of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You're right. You're right, Sass. How would you rather us travel? Winnebago?

I don't know. I'd be electric. I know you guys were all doing it in person. I'd do it. Overnight if Stu's driving. That would not be fun for you. That would be the worst. Yeah.

Are you guys leaving today? Just in and out? Yeah. Stu got here last night. Yeah. They did a big dinner. I don't think it would be the worst. Are you guys leaving today? Just in and out? Yeah, Stu got here last night. They did a big dinner. I don't think it would be the worst. Two puts on the oldies. Fucking got somebody to talk to all through the night. It's not great. 18 hour or 16 hour drive.

Yeah, but without the time difference. It's like 12. That's true. That's true. Without the time difference. No. Depends which way you take. If you take 80, no time difference. Without the time. God damn. I'm getting you guys so bad.

Yeah, he's fucking with us. He's fucking. He's fucking pranking you guys. I know. And the tennis joke was actually very funny, but I stupidly didn't get it. Yeah. I was like, how fucking dumb is Rico? He doesn't know it's a true story.

That's not true. Rico's got these sweat right over my head. Something popped up last night on the TikTok. I think it's old. It's Shane Gillis on Rogan telling the story about the Irish guy fighting in the bars. Have you seen that? Very funny. The way Gillis tells he's doing the accent

is very, very funny. What did I say? Gillis. I watched his new special last night. It was good. Oh, that's out already, huh? Yeah, very funny. He's calling him Gillis? What did I say? Gillis. Oh. I watched his new special last night. It was good. Yeah, he's funny. Oh, that's out already, huh? Yeah. Yeah, on Netflix.

I think Dave is still cooking Clemmer right now, which is not good for Clemmer. Yeah. They were going at it. They were? Yeah, they were going at it. Yeah. Clemmer can really, he can hold his own. He was going back at him?

Clemmer was not backing down. I heard him say that I'm a 43-year-old man, which that was... Dave or Clemmer. What? that was... Dave or Clemmer. What? Well, obviously Dave. Clemmer. They're both like... Dave's, I think, 46. Dave's two years older than us. Yeah, they're just going head-to-head right now.

Just fighting it out. Good for Clemmer. Yeah, I mean, again... Good for Dave, frankly. Good for everybody. I don't know if it's the smartest move for Clemmer, but if he wants to stand on it, like, fuck it. Respect him. I disagree with him being that offended, but if he wants to stand on it, like, fuck it. Respect him. I disagree with him being that offended, but if he's offended, who am I to say? It's probably not going to end up great for him. I mean, he's Chris Clemmer.

He is Chris Clemmer. The chat is very much on Clemmer's side. Oh, they are? Well, yeah, if he's standing up for himself, I understand why they're they're they're all just pumping up clemmer lave lord noid wiss wemer wiss wemer yeah i mean people like it when they like he'll get he'll he'll get a bump in popularity for standing up for himself which i do respect standing up for yourself but again i just don't know if being that offended about that tweet is the one that's like, man, I got to die on this hill.

There's still people going off about it. Really? Yes, there's still people real mad. Yeah. I think. Did you see Clemmer go after the Bishop Sycamore guy? That was awesome. Yeah, I think Clemmer just has a little fire to him.

A little bulldog to him. Yeah, he's got bulldog to him, which I embrace that. That's good if Clemmer's got that. That guy was tough. That story was insane. What was that? I didn't hear this. You tell the story.

You were there, Rico. No, I wasn't. Oh, you weren't on the show. This guy made up a fake high school. He kept his players in cheap motel rooms. Oh, yes, yes, yes and then like whatever but and then he yeah and there and then he kind of did not like on the documentary what was difficult was when clumber put his feet to the fire he was like yeah you're right you know looking back i

probably shouldn't have done that but on hbo they're like why'd you do that he's like am i in jail did i break the law and he does this like cheesy smile. You want to fucking strangle him. He's a psycho. Through the thing. And you're like, well, pick Central. You chose to be remorseful here instead of on HBO when millions and millions of people watched it. That's when you didn't decide to be remorseful? You did the shitting grin then? It was super frustrating. And Dukes had a guy who was a Dayton guy.

What? Do it again. What did I say? Yeah, I don't speak well. He did this matchmaker guy, and this guy kind of defended the coach of Sycamore as well, which was frustrating. There you go. So Sycamore doesn't exist? It didn't. There's a fake

school. This guy was like, I can give you proof that they went. Sounds like Donda University. Yeah. Dude, Donda University had sick basketball games, didn't they? I don't know. There was a lot of just like preaching and church stuff. I thought Donda University had sick basketball games, didn't they? I don't know. There was a lot of just like preaching and church stuff. I thought Donda University, maybe I'm mistaking it for something else. Isn't Donda the Antonio Brown?

No. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. Antonio Brown was like a co-signer of it. He was? Yeah, he was involved with it.

Oh, it's Kanye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Antonio Brown just outright being like yeah I have CTE that was that's quite something do you see him yeah I did see that academy unaccredited Christian private school for pre-kindergarten through 12th grade located in Simi Valley oh real bros Simi Valley is the best so good so good uh wait did they have a basketball team I I don't think so it was all they did and they like the basketball games were like sick right well like kanye and a bunch of like that his crew would go to him and they had like cool jerseys and they were like easies and stuff on the court but yeah they had like

recruits i only think they played like one season though but like i feel like you can you can build a school off of a basketball program definitely you know i would send my kids to donald academy yeah 100 we could start a school here we could it's not that hard this guy was not like that smart no he wasn't he like did it for two years should we start a school i think that would take this show to mega if we curated like a massive scale it would take some resources could we start a junior high school and then field the basketball team that would be fun are we just going out and recruiting the best seventh grade no we play oh we just dominate like a bunch of 12 year olds i don't know that we'd dominate maybe maybe like 10 11 year old 500 10 and 11 year old a middle school our height would

be significant but we could do home games at our office that would be i don't think if we were playing against 11 year olds i think we would be good but I don't think we would go undefeated. No, we'd be a solid team. We'd finish third in the division. I think there would be some big upsets. Yeah. Let's play in like a women's league. Oh, then we'd go undefeated. Then we'd go undefeated, yeah. A women's children's league? No, just women.

I wouldn't mind a series. Would it be crazy if we just checked in on the Clemmer and Dave? Yeah, I think we can. Can we? Are they still going at it? Oh, okay. Because Mean Girls was on there, right? They were. Oh, Dave's off. Alright, well then let's see what Clemmer says. We can check in. Is there cold

waters here? There's no reason not to. I know a lot of people are watching, and rightfully so. It's interesting. I don't think Clemmer was like, I'm going to collect some internet likes right now. Oh, Dave's back. I don't know that he was trying to collect likes. Okay, so we'll just give, like, mystery science theater. I don't care what he's doing.

He's making it. He's continuing along a narrative. He doesn't want to position himself. He plays sound? He looks studious. Yeah, I think that's out of people. In my opinion, that was a misread. I should not hear that at all.

Can you play the sound? So when you're... If I had to guess the fact that Clemmer and Dave have been fighting for 30 minutes, I'd be to imagine... When you're the last fucking guy on the bench, you don't get misreads. You don't get misreads in that situation.

That's my... If I don't do that, then I'm always going to be the Jeff Fry. Oh, no, he isn't. Jeff Fry. You're going to be unemployed. Then I'll get DFA'd. But the last thing I want, see, I think I look at this job differently than other people because I'm older.

Like, the last thing I want is to be like, oh, if I, you know, I'm unemployed in two years. It's like, oh, man, I should have said that or I should have. I don't want to be. I'm never going to bite my lip here. This is a dream situation for me. I'm 43 years old and I'm going to fucking keep taking my swings. And if you're like, get the fuck out of here. Then I, then I did, but at least I went out swinging. Right. We're saying two different things. You are saying you will tweet, say things that you know could potentially hurt the company. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that. I don't think, I don't think my tweet potentially hurt the company because you have to say it. No, I wouldn't do that.

I don't think my tweet yesterday hurt the company. How would it hurt them? Does it hurt them? I think their tweet hurt them more than my tweet did. Dave's point, and he said it on Pick'Em, is that he feels like, and I kind of see where he's coming from, that the Mean Girls stuff is similar to like a Trista Crick where people are piling on them just to pile on them. And it's not like exactly what I kind of said yesterday when I was like, that's a really dumb tweet.

They're stupid. But to be like, I'm actually very offended by it feels like it's piling. You know, I've done a lot of stupid things with this company. So I empathize with it. That was a stupid tweet. But things happen. Right. And so. But I don't believe people are piling on them i think it's residual from people that resent them right which that's the point is like don't have a hatred or resentment

right it's it's like the piling on just to like take them down for like why are you actually why is chris klemer actually like offended by this tweet people also they didn't die but people lost friends i lost friends right like that's why they're people they didn't die but people lost friends i lost friends right like that's why they're people are upset i used my brain and i was like they're not making fun of the people that got fired they're making fun of themselves yeah again very dumb tweet yeah we can go back to them that's dave's point did trista ever come back and like keep those people who did she ever get any revenge on any of those people hmm you talking about an odyssey contract hmm

making fun of myself the tangled webs that Rico Bosco weaves could write a whole fucking book about it so now they're still fighting yeah I keep your mouth shut on that is it going to get me to the level what about putting these

seven on a wheel if you make fun of laid off people you are a fundamental asshole to the core as a person if you if you're like your content sucks you're not necessarily like a bad person you just don't like the content but if you're if you're portraying this thing that they're intentionally like making fun of laid off people, you are at the core of bad human. Yeah. And that's tough to come back from. But I agree with that. And I do understand it's a cut deeper.

I just think if you're going to say that you don't like someone's content. I think that's bad too. Yeah. And then also they packaged it in this way of like it's good because we're going to teach them a lesson and they'll be better. It's like shut the fuck up. All you're doing is publicly saying I don't think this person is good or

funny or whatever and that doesn't help. So people are watching us watch this. Yeah. I mean when it's the biggest story going on in Barstow right now, I understand it. Yeah.

Well, maybe we got to make a bigger story. Yeah, what can we do? 4 o'clock tomorrow. 4 o'clock tomorrow. Yeah, tweet something stupid. Be like, I'm happy Michelangelo got fired. Yeah. That would be a big one.

Tweet that, Brandon. Oh, don't. We'll tell you something about Bailey Carlin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That feels like a fight that could go on forever that we'll never get rid of. I mean, listen. Dave is right.

They're lightning rods. Of course they are. And when they say something stupid, people do jump on them. And I'm being, like, I don't know what other way to put it. Like, I'm just being honest that I was not offended by their tweet. I don't know what else. No, it was. I did not feel offense it was it was it was a stupid mistake right and i got fired i would probably be pretty pissed well yeah but you also would probably read

it and be like they're making fun of themselves right but i think the people he has issue with are not the people that got fired that are pissed the people that are still in the company that are acting pissed and maybe i'm way off on it i'll admit if i'm way off i just wasn't offended by it because i also realized how stupid they are and how dumb the tweet was. Yeah. It's just a very, I mean, 100 people get laid off. Watch your toes.

I mean, that's a sensitive time. Exactly. I 100% agree. Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to tweet anything that has the word fired in it, let's make sure we're tweeting the right stuff. Or release your Mincy blog series.

Or blog series. At 11 a.m. the day that people are getting fired, yes. Did it actually get posted? No, somebody called it. Okay. What was it? Mincy scheduled his triumphant return blog from getting fired for 11 a.m. Thursday morning. Like a documentary series of this wild ride of got fired and now I'm old glory.

I'm back. But that's similar. I'm not offended by that. He's just an idiot. You know what I mean? I think that's a different beast than the mean girl thing. What? You set a blog in to publish and then.

I mean, we all knew. I didn't know. I found out from the news. Really? From the NY Post? Yeah. That guy actually called me and was like, I actually found out through him like the amount. Yeah.

Because he was like, I wanted to get your comment. I was like, I don't have a comment. Yeah. I was like, I don't know what's going on. Yeah. You found out he was coming back through the news? No, no, no. No, that they were laying off 25% of the-

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. That was, I knew the layoffs were coming, but I didn't realize it was that number. Yeah, never comment to the press. No, never comment to the press. Have you ever commented to the press? Oh, yeah. I would comment to the press the second the press was on.

Your burner accounts are out. No. You haven't? Never to the press. Okay, good. That's how it should be. I might have to test you on that. Can't trust them.

No. I bet if we called Mincy right now, we could get a comment. Yeah, let's should be. I might have to test you on that. Can't trust him. No. I bet if we called Mincy right now, we could get a comment. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Who should call him? Che. Here's my number.

Yeah, we need to give you a number? No. Mook? All right. Mincy doesn't know who I am. Che, you call him with Mook's phone and ask for a comment on the layoffs. Say you're from The Guardian. Ask him for a comment on The on the layoffs say you're from uh the guardian ask him for a comment on the mean girls or say you're from new york times yeah ask him for a comment on the mean girls i think he didn't change his voice at all i think that's funnier though

new york times times yeah comment on the mean girls tweet and whether it was offensive to the layoffs or should we just let's say business. Business, no, because then he probably won't. He's not going to know any of these anyway. It would be funnier if he did. You could just make up a name. The Daily Bugle. That is true. We should say it's the girl that wrote the article about him.

The Daily Bugle. That's fine. Business Insider. Let's take a small New Orleans. The Daily Planet. No, I think it should be something. The Times-Picayune. Or what's the Chicago News?

NOLA.com. The Tribune, I think. Yeah, sometimes. I think it should be New York Times. I think it should be something big. Where do you want to work? I don't think NOLA.com. The Tribune, I think. Yeah, sometimes. I think it should be New York Times. I think it should be something big. Where do you want to work? I don't think he'll know. Okay.

Give him one that he definitely won't know. What's the Harvard paper? What's the one that's famous? Crimson, right? Crimson? No, I think we go to New York. You don't think that's an Alabama paper? Yes.

That's what it is. Yeah, give him the Crimson. He'll be fine. What if you pretend you're like a Tulane journalism student and you're writing for the Tulane hullabaloo? You're a big fan. I don't know the

Missy Bowl this week. Old Miss Tulane. He's connected to the program. Hey, we know you'll be there this weekend. We want to get

your comment on the layoffs, blah, blah, blah. Big fan. And ask about the Mean Girls. I'm kind of with Sass.

I think it just needs to be New York Times. He's not going to know. How about we just do New York Times? How about we don't get him for Rolex?

Well, we don't get him in trouble. Let's do New York Times and we just fired New York Times. He's not going to know. How about we just do New York Times? How about we don't get him? Well, we don't get him in trouble. Let's do New York Times. And we just fired New York Times. We just fired our sports desk. So we're calling college football personalities to get thoughts on games and ask them about the Ole Miss-Tulane game. And then? And then.

And then blindside him? And then also, what about the firings? I think we just ask about Mean Girls. Yeah? Yeah. He might not even know. No. Yeah, it's true.

He's on permanent. Knowing him? Permanent tape delay. He's probably like, what? Permanent tape delay. Okay, so what are you doing? You're going to fuck this up. Maybe we should say that there's a rumor going around that we had to lay off 100 people to bring him back.

Oh, yeah, do that. And ask about the comment on that. Yes, yes. And then say, like, we lost a lot of good people and see if he gives comments on, like, each person because he probably would walk right into that trap. Oh, I like this. I like this. How am I changing my voice?

You never do anyway. Yeah, I don't think you have to. You're going to recognize my voice. Yeah, you do. Trey does a show with him. Yeah. Just do a fake voice. Do your Gatorade voice.

No. New York Times? All right, so what are you asking? Sass, you help him. Do your alien voice. Sass, you do it. Sass, you do it. No, I don't want to do it.

You be good at this. I'm bad at that. All right, Brandon, can you do it? Come on, you know I can't do it. Rico can do it. Rico does fake calls all the time. It's so obvious, though, dude. No, do it.

You're picking up with me like... I mean, he's Susan Walton. He's sitting right there. It's so obvious, though, dude. Oh, do it. He's picking up with me like. I mean, he's Susan Walton. He's sitting right there. It's got to be Mook. Mook, are you ready for this moment? I could do it. Okay. All right.

Tell him what he's asking. I think we start by saying, hi, I am. What's the name we'll use? Jeff George. Pete Filson. Jeff George. No, don't do Jeff George. Jeff George.

Pete George. Jeff George. He'll know Jeff George. He'll know Jeff George. Okay, don't do Jeff George. Is that a real, Jeff George. He'll know Jeff George. He'll know Jeff George. Okay, don't do Jeff George. Is that a real person? Yeah, he's a quarterback. I had no idea who that was.

Don't pass that. He's too close. Famous quarterback. All right, I'll be Chris Riley. Chris Riley. Yeah. Chris Riley. He's an inside barstool joke name.

No, no, Chris Riley I like. Chris Riley. I'm Chris Riley from New York Times. That sounds good. Okay, Chris Riley. From the New York Times. Yeah, you're Rick Riley's son. I'm new to the sports to the sports desk you don't have to do the old miss stuff to do what sass sass you that's the number you have the vision here yes seven three two i think one five oh five i

think you should say i think you should say i mean should be sweet i think we should say how should we start i think start it with i I'm from the New York Times, Chris Riley. We were looking to get a comment. We heard about the layoffs at Barstool. There are rumors going around that the layoffs were. Should we say that or is that too much? Well, now that you mention it, will New York Times throw his guard up? Will that make him?

No, I don't think so. I think it might. I don't remember. I don't know, dude. When that guy stormed the video, the office. We wanted to reach out to you as the one guy who got hired during the layoff.

Oh, okay. You feel guilty at all? Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Did this blog get published? I don't think it did. You've got to remember, Mincy is like the sweetest

narcissist of all time. So he's going to be like, of course the New York Times is calling me. I mean, we do. We called him being Rolex the day he got hired at Rick Walsh. 681-5055.

You got this. Here we go. Chris Riley, comments on the layoffs. And you getting hired, do you feel any guilt? Okay. And then maybe ask about the Mean Girls at the end. 2023, we're doing prank calls hey is this Ben Mintz hi this is Chris Riley from the New York Times how you doing sir

good I'm doing fine I've got prank calls on the act so many times I'm hesitant to believe this sorry I'm not familiar with the act. I just started at the Times, and we're doing a piece on Barstool sports right now in the layoffs. I'm calling boss here.

I've got a prank call about the act so many times. Somebody DM'd him. What are you saying? Somebody DM'd him. Look me up on LinkedIn. Chris Riley, New York Times. What's your Twitter? My Twitter?

Christopher S. Riley. Verified by Meta. Okay, I'll look up that. I'll look up that Christopher S. Riley. While you're doing that, can I just get a quick comment? We saw that bar still laid off. No comment, sir? I think that...

Oh, damn it! He's learning! Somebody DM'd him. Somebody told him. Somebody tipped him. Damn, he had his guard up. You motherfucking... Can't ruin that.

All right, I'm gonna call him in five minutes and be like, hey, if a New York Times reporter calls you, make sure that you actually answer the call. You're saying that? Yeah, yeah, in five minutes. Fuck. That blows. Mincy, what the fuck?

He's gotten smarter. He hung up. He hung up? How would he hang up? He did not get smarter. How would he hang up? That's smarter. He got tipped off.

You think he got tipped off? Yeah, 100%. Who took him off? Anybody watching? We've been talking about it for a long time. God damn it. We've been talking about it for 15 minutes. If Mincy gets self-aware, I'm going to kill my dad.

I can't handle that. What the fuck? He had to have gotten tipped off because Mook was pretty convincing. Yeah, I thought you did a great job. Yeah, I was ready to go. I was ready to lay into him. And you had the Twitter ready to go. Oh, yeah, Chris S. Reilly.

Chris S. Reilly verified. Christopher Stephen Reilly, yeah. He didn't even, there's no way he looked it up. He must have known. I mean, it's obvious. He got tipped off. If the New York Times called me and it was a random number, I wouldn't be like, did Big Cat put you up to this?

What the fuck are you talking about? It is during the time. I mean, we are live at this time every day. Yeah. Like, you get the prank calls and you do a shout. Yeah. And then people are like, hey, you told me. Someone had to have tipped him off.

It's actually somebody you have to talk to. Fuck. Should I follow up via text? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Follow up via text. Be like, I would love a comment. Please, please.

If it's better over email. Could also be watching this right now. He could be. Although, probably not. Better not be. Better be working. He's probably in that coffee shop watching it. Yeah.

He's still living in New Orleans? Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was moving out here. He is, but he's got some football games he's got to go to. He's going to drag that. We went through the whole schedule. It was Ole Miss-Tulane this weekend. I think there's an LSU game coming up. He's

got, I think, a panic show, a Saints game, and then he'll be able to move. Alright. Halloween. Yeah. There's a lot. I understand it. Mincy goes on his own schedule. I think Jazz Fest is in March. Mincy is someone you can't rush Mincy. He's got to find his time.

Like when he got fired the first time and was like, I'm going to comment tomorrow, and then it took 15 days. You just don't rush him. You don't rush him. He just brings it. Did you guys see the video of the diarrhea on the plane? Yes. Oh, my God.

That was, I feel bad for the person. You do? I feel really bad. Hank thinks it was a woman, which I never even thought of. No, shit like that cannot come out of a woman. That's what I said, but I don't know, dude. Do you think there's a chance? I imagine when girls go diarrhea, it's just like a poof, and then it's over.

Oh, no, Kate, don't think this. You can have some real growlers as a lady look at this it's everywhere it's like a crime scene and you can tell by like the seats that people left in a panic this had to have been a long flight

because there's fucking blankets Atlanta to Barcelona someone tweeted me it was like I was on this plane and we thought someone had farted and then the flight attendants started spraying vanilla Lysol. Oh, no.

That's the worst mistake you can make. Yeah. They had to have been in a skirt for that to... because pants would hold it in. No, not if it's enough diarrhea. It'll burst right through those pants. you read about the the japan flight to like amsterdam of 1978 the infamous one that everyone on board got food poisoning and like 164 people all simultaneously got diarrhea you can google it's in wikipedia there's like an infamous flight where like 164 people diarrhea

in their seats to the point where they had to land and all get medical attention afterwards. Oh, my God. And it was from one chef on the plane who had like lesions on his hands. Oh, no. He ate all the omelets. And then the ham omelet sat in this warmer for like whatever. Oh, my God.

Yeah. And this is the fucked up part. It was so bad. The head of catering killed himself. Oh, he killed himself? Afterwards. I guess it's like... What?

He killed himself because of that? Because the shame of it was so intense of this many people diarrhea-ing. I feel like I would be hysterically laughing. 196 passengers. Yeah. If you and everyone else on the plane was shitting their pants. That's like an Adam Sandler movie. I would laugh at that scene.

Then it turns into throw up then. They had to throw up that plane, right? I would throw up instantly. Instantly. If I smelled it. I almost throw up sometimes when I'm changing diapers. I read that one dude tweeted. Because the guy that had that video.

It was someone on Twitter. It was like my brother was on the plane. And then he tweeted and he said the call that he got. When he was like i'm still in america he was like it was the hardest i've ever laughed in my life he's like we landed the plane because someone shit their pants if you were the diarrhea man or woman how do you get out of it let's say you're in that jam you gotta i don't know i'm like on your way back the only way really is like if you're traveling with somebody else and then hope you have some stuff in your carry-on to pull and they secretly go. But then what do you do?

Do you just shove it in the thing? You can't flush it. It's crazy. They got to open up the door and just toss it out the window. How would you get out of that? It's crazy. But also the strength of the diarrhea to not even be able to make it to the bathroom on a plane. It's like every bathroom is three feet away from you.

I've had that. What planes are you on? Well, when I sit first class, it's usually pretty easy to get through. It's true. When you get shit pains and you get locked up, it's a struggle to make it step. Would you rather be on the diarrhea plane or the Tiffany Gomez plane? Tiffany Gomez.

What kind of question was that? Would you rather be on the plane full of shit Tiffany Gomez plane? Tiffany Gomez. What kind of question was that? Would you rather be on the plane full of shit or a crazy woman? Or a hot chick. Every plane's full of crazy women. Well, no, because they were like, do you board that plane? They didn't go, right? The Tiffany Gomez plane? Yeah, because I think she said it was trash.

I would rather be on the shit plane just because it's funnier. No. I would rather be on the shit plane. I never want to be on the shit plane. I think the shit plane would be the funniest thing in the world. Yeah, same. I imagine everyone was just like bent over laughing but shit feel bad That's why I feel bad for the guy that was there was it did they confirmed who it was?

We don't need to find out The Internet's gonna find me the case season four that was one of the worst hypotheticals ever asked even We should ask would you rather be on a plane with a hot chick who's just yelling? Bugging face? Or a biohazard diarrhea accident? Like every Saturday night? With flaming diarrhea going past you. Dude, the diarrhea plane was in the air.

They came back. Wait, what? They were flying. They had to come back and land. Back to where they started? Yes, they were going from the end of Barcelona. They were in the air and they had to come back and land. Back to where they started? Yes. I didn't know that. They were in the air, but they had to come back.

How far were they up that they couldn't go land somewhere? They were like 30 minutes in. They were over the ocean. No, no, they weren't over the ocean. Well, they were going to be. You don't just land anywhere in the Atlantic Ocean. No, they were 30 minutes outside of Atlanta. They've got to be landing somewhere. Which brings me to this.

Imagine taking a shit. Because that person had to make a choice. All right, I've got a diarrhea, but I'm going to get on this plane. That's true. That person had had some pain. That was a selfish move. That happened to TJ like a couple weeks ago, and they kicked him off. TJ got kicked off a plane.

I did. Wait, what? This could have been you, TJ. Before we took off. Yeah. I didn't shit on the plane. But it could have been you. Wasn't it just you?

I almost threw up, and they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They throw people off for throwing up? He was almost throwing up. I felt like I was going to throw up, and the pilot was like, we don't feel safe taking off with you on the plane. Via what? People get sick in the air. They wanted me to throw up, I guess. I don't know.

He was like, we can't take off if you feel sick. Whatever. Imagine taking a shit so bad on a plane that you're on the toilet, and see the plane landing and you see fire trucks and ambulances on the runway, that would be the most shame. Yeah, because you know the guy got to the toilet and he's like, oh, I don't think it was that bad. And then he comes out and it's like, wait, what the fuck? Why are we on the stretcher waiting for him? He definitely was like, oh, man, that was almost a disaster. Oh, man.

Hopefully, you got to hope something was serious. He had like a really bad. Yeah, like an actual like illness. You got to hope it wasn't just like he had Taco Bell before. Right. And then they took him to the hospital and he was like, I'm fine. Yeah. I just need to shit.

Yeah. It's actually. Yeah. I'm totally fine. i had i needed one pepto-bismol yeah and i'd be fine like brandon going to the hospital for a cup of water and i was on the fucking no fly list yeah like a terrorist you did go to the hospital for a couple i get severe i get uh heat stroke if that's what you want to call needing a cup of water that's fine yeah it fine. I want to know this guy so bad. Me too. I think he was wearing shorts with no underwear. Do you think if we found out this guy like three weeks,

he'd be doing glam shots like Tiffany Gomez? Yeah. No, I think that's way more shameful. He'd be sitting in a chair like this. If he plays it right, I feel like he would definitely be able to get some type of ad deal from this. Dude wipes? Yeah.

Dude wipes, Pepto. Dude wipes was all over the comments yeah yeah what if this is are they gonna ban him from all airplanes he should be on a no-fly list what i think he means what if he leans in he's just a shit i think it's one one year christopher riley of new york times sure did sound a lot like kb no sweat calling during the bar so yeah i've only fallen for this prank call six times already you will not get this he was tipped off no ch, Chris Riley has a Twitter. He's a real guy. He just created

a Twitter. He's a real man. We should I should call him and be like, can we send him somebody send a picture of the fact that KB's not on the show? Yeah. I'll reply right now. Do the high noon ad

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Dave said that. He likes screaming at somebody. That is true. I'm sure they'll be fine overall. Clemmer was initially part of the Miami crew. Yeah, I don't know if he's getting that invite anymore. Is that still happening? I don't think so. Dave goes back and forth because he likes the idea of having people, but then he has to be in charge of them.

Yeah. Like day to day, which would probably not be conducive to his life. No, that's not Miami I live in. No, that's definitely not. All right, should I call back Mincy? Yeah. And just be like, dude, KB's not on the show. I don't know what you're talking about. um alright we gotta should I call back Mincy yeah and just be like dude KB's not on the show

I don't know what you're talking about let's try and get him to call you back he read so I sent him the twitter and he read it

oh you I can't believe you created twitter that's so fucking good well I had a burner I was like okay you switched it yeah

I'm calling him I think he's gonna get it hey i saw your tweet kb's not on the show okay well maybe it's somebody else on the show calling that i don't well i'm on the show right now we're not we're not prank calling okay well so i don't know is it who was it some guy who claims his name is Chris Riley. From the New York Times? Allegedly. But he sent me a Twitter and only had 480 followers, which I'm still, my guard is still up.

Look, any call I get around this time during the act, y'all got me like 12 times already. And Tommy Spokes got me at the fake interview. I mean, I feel like, you know. It's fair. It's fair. At some point, even I can get my guard up. I mean, I know that's saying something. No, I know.

We're on, like, I'm on the act right now. We're not prank calling you. So, I don't know. It might have been someone else. I'm excited. I'm boarding a flight to Scottsdale for Megan and I for the Scottsdale NFL party tomorrow. Love it.

Fuck yes. It's going to be great. And y'all are going to have an awesome time in Texas, Bama. Yeah. And Ole Miss, too. It's going to be awesome and all this weekend. Make sure you use the bathroom before you get on the plane so you don't have the same thing happen with your flight to Barcelona. Yes. Yeah, I saw that.

Okay. Well, yeah, you were there. Thank you, Big Cat. Okay. All right. All right. I'll talk to you later, Mintzy. All right.

Call him back. Call him back? Yeah. Right now? I think we wait. Well, he's getting on a flight, though. So Ben Mintz was the plane shitter? Yeah, I think so.

Man, would that not be the best story ever? It would probably be a top one Barstool story. I would like to know. I would kill to hear the noises he would be making on the way up. Oh, man. We'd have a whole new soundtrack. Just be the villain. Just start shitting on planes everywhere you go.

It's like your calling card? The plane shitter? I don't think. The poop bandit. Yeah, fuck it. I think they would get a hold of that fast. They track you down pretty quickly wait so did his shit did it overflow in the bathroom or no just let it rip he started shitting and then ran to the bathroom and shit on the entire plane oh man yeah up and down the entire plane they were probably like eight

year olds it's their first flight they're excited yeah like this is every flight half hour back shit in the seats next to me vanilla shit barcelona on vacation yeah and you're like napping you get sprayed in the face that's an unbelievable story to be able to tell yeah you do someday you like you remember that diarrhea plane i was on it yeah that's i good story If someone said that to me, like, if I randomly saw a stool, he's like, oh, hey, Big Cat, remember that diarrhea plane? I'd be like, all right, how much time you got? Let's sit down and talk about this. In, like, ten years, Ravella's going to tweet out, like, a boarding pass. Yeah.

Guaranteed. Oh. Guaranteed. So true. Rico. Imagine if the bar cart was in the way and you just had to, like, stand off with it and he's still shitting. You can't get around it.

The bar cart would not be budging. Those things weigh, like, 10,000 pounds. Oh. Yeah. You're just in a shit standoff. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I think people should have just leaned in and taken a pillow.

Yeah. A selfie, like, walking off. Take a piece of the rug. Nah, I don't know about that. It's like a rug. Take a piece of the rug. I don't know about the rug. You put it in your basement. What do you think your move is when that's happening? You think you grab the puke bag and you're trying to shit into that?

I think you pretend to pass out. Once I shit on the floor, I think I would just play possum and act like that. You have to go stretcher. That's a moment that you have to be stretcher to have everyone think moment that you have to be stretcher to have everyone think this person's about to die. I'd fucking parachute out of there, dude.

Yeah, I would jump out of the plane. Shit following you all the way down? Do you think he was like, can I get on the new flight? I'm good now? You gotta get to wherever he's going. You must be. Don't let him come back into America.

We are all just assuming it was a he. Hank pointed that out, and I was like, this is a classic doctor is the mother situation. It's obviously a he. Is it? I don't know. This is what you think, yeah. I don't know. I feel like the only reason that-

I think a man would have the awareness not to get on that plane, whereas a woman would think she's good. Yeah, that's true. He's like, oh, it's just a little toot. There's just diarrhea everywhere. No diarrhea like that. But here's the thing, oh, it's just a little toot. There's just diarrhea everywhere. No diarrhea like that. But here's the thing, Sass. Sass, think about this.

If you keep bringing this up, then Kate starts talking about a diarrhea. Have you ever shit your pants, Kate? Yes, dude. Yes. No, I'm not buying it. Sass, think about it this way. The only reason I'm starting to think it might be a woman is that if it was a guy, I feel like we would have had a name already. And a woman, I feel like they're going to protect her protect her yeah that's true you know what i mean like if this was me i would

think it was a woman i would have come forward i would have come forward on the plane yeah oh it could be a really yeah all right call back mincey how did nobody get a shot of that's what i'm that's why i'm thinking it's a woman or a kid like did they take all the phones i feel like you might not know immediately if the person's like shits her pants are running up like you don't necessarily be like oh my god there's diarrhea then you look down eventually you smell yeah but then i would wait like he went to the back then i would wait and then take the picture but dude the worst part is the villain the vanilla spray because i've done that before my mom would get these like cinnamon sprays and I would shit, and I would spray it. And it would just make it smell so much worse.

Yeah. You've got to light a match. That's the only way to do it. That's the only way to do it. Light a match and put it out in the toilet. Do you guys remember that? When you were growing up, my dad would go in the bathroom. Oh, yeah.

And it would just start smelling like something was burning. Yeah. He's doing work. There was always a match up. Yeah. Yeah. There was a box of matches in a newspaper. Yeah.

This is his office. All right. Do it. it all right here we go i'm sorry but i have no comment whatsoever oh hey ben it's chris here and you know i'm a big fan just want to you know i just believe it's you if it's during here. And, you know, I'm a big fan. Just want to, you know, I'll be honest with you, Ben. I'm not sure what the yak is. I'm just familiar with Dave Portnoy and his pizza reviews and one bite. Oh, you're boarding a flight. Are you evacuating?

Okay. Bam. He seems kind of pissed off right now. That's kind of an edge to miss. Yeah. That's so good. Damn. I mean, if he's not going to be available for pranks, we're going to have to reevaluate some things.

Yeah, we'll get him back. We'll get him back. Maybe we'll just start doing the act. We might have to just start pre-recording. Yeah, or like do it at random times. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I'll call him back. We'll get him back. Maybe we'll just start doing the yak. We might have to just start pre-recording. Yeah, or like do it at random times. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I'll call him at like 9 tonight. Yeah, we should start like every yak we come with. Like, all right, I got a new mincey recording.

I called him at 2 in the morning. Elevate the pranks. What if you guys just literally kidnap him one day? We could kidnap him. Hold him hostage somewhere. I don't know. Fucking elevate the pranks. I think he'd just be happy to go on the trip. I actually think we could kidnap him. Hold him hostage somewhere. I don't know. Fucking elevate the prank. I think he'd just be happy to go on the trip.

I actually think we could kidnap Mincy if we just put an old Miss jersey in the alley with a big box over it. Just pull a string. Held up by a string. Got him. What's the funniest way we could kidnap Mincy? You're cool with Lane, right? What?

Yeah. Get Lane to participate in our prank. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. He would do it, too. mince you're cool with lane right what yeah get lane to participate in our prank oh yeah yeah oh wow he would do it too yeah you're right you're right i want to see mincey in one of those videos where they give all the they give all those people if they have warrants for the free super oh fuck trapped like yeah that's how they got everybody in det. No, we've watched the old ones were fucked up. Really fucked up. They were so fucked up.

They're like doing interviews for the camera. They're like, go birds, baby. And then they take the car and there's just 10 cops waiting. They're like the most fucked up things ever. We should do that. I saw it the other day when they got trapped by Chris Hansen. And Hansen comes out and he goes, you know, I had a feeling this was going to happen. I'm like, you're a fucking asshole.

They just know. Yeah, Chris Hansen's shit is crazy. The doctor who spilled the margarita, that one's seared in my brain forever. What one's that? I don't know if you can find it, TJ. You can't? You can't play those? Why not?

No, it's on YouTube. The clips? YouTube's got this weird algorithm you're allowed to play things you're not the dude the doctor he's such a nerdy doctor and he was so nervous that he was about to fuck a 13 year old that he uh poured a margarita and just spilled it everywhere and then they came in and he just like tried to run and it's like it is fucked up to watch those and be like like the people are fucked up but then you're also watching because you're watching someone's life end essentially yeah like the whole premise is like but i still watched every when that first came out and like was it oh six i used to watch that like live well it was like peak television yeah it was

incredible it really is yeah i like People that are doing that like independently. The vigilantes, yeah. What is that comedian's name? The guy who does the cards? You guys not know him? No. Do you guys not know the card? Can you? Oh, fuck. I'll try to find him. He does hilarious videos. I can't believe you guys haven't. The guy that

does like the guys that pulls the cards and he's like Saddam Hussein. Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, I don't know what his name is. He tries to do. Oh, that guy's great. Yeah, but he's gotten like kicked off like a bunch of platforms because he's been trying to catch pedophiles himself. Yeah. That's like a big thing that people are doing now and they just beat the shit out of the dudes.

Really? Yeah, they're screaming. It's a good thing what they're doing, but their usernames are so funny. It's like Colorado pedo patrol I'm like alright. He's got like a full brand I don't even know if it's like I don't even know if it's a good if they're just doing it for views which I guess I could argue. That's what Chris Hansen was doing My dad don't think that I don't think they're like passionately like I fucking hate pedophiles

I'm gonna dedicate my life to this I like oh shit. I'm gonna go viral looking at you these guys Yeah, my dad worked in lower Manhattan and this woman would stand outside with a big cardboard sign like Joe Smith doesn't pay his child support. And the people knew her. She was there every fucking day. And they eventually knew it. They'd buy her sandwiches and be like, oh hey

Susie. She's just there every day trying to get child support out of this fucking guy. It's like, alright, good luck. I'm trying to find this for you, TJ. Let me see. I wonder if these, like, independent guys have ever, like, ran into each other at the same meetup. Like, trying to bust the same guy. In the same text chat.

It is. I mean, you got to feel weird the first time where you're like, let's catch some pedophiles. And then you're like, all right, I'm going to make a Tinder profile as a 12-year-old girl. Like, that's got to feel pretty weird to do, even if you're doing it to catch pep. And then you're entertaining this old man. Yeah. That's got to be creepy. I also feel bad for that.

I know they're actresses, and they are trained, and they help them out. But the girls they use as the setup, I always – well, they're like that girl. They use the same girl, and she's old. She just looks young. Oh, okay. Yeah. But either way, she's got to be in the same girl, and she's like old. She just looks young. Oh, okay. Yeah. But either way, she's got to be in the same room as these fucking animals every day. I just sent you a TJ.

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A Benghazi bully. Benghazi bully? Play another one. That's so funny. Benghazi bully? It's so fucking funny. But yeah, I think he's going after pedophiles in the gut band. But I mean, respect for him.

Is it though? It's weird. It is a little weird. It's very weird. What if, I'll just throw this out there. What if one of these independent guys is a pedophile and he's getting rid of his competition? That's what I swear to God. Oh, shit, Brandon.

What if he's absolutely going out there and just taking everybody else out of the game? Wow. I'm not saying anybody's doing that. Right. I'm saying if I were a pedophile and I had competition out there. I think it's a weird move and I think it's pretty risky to like pretend to be a child yeah like youtube content yeah dude imagine when chris hansen did it like he was working with the police right so it's like that's there makes a little more sense imagine catching one too and

it gets like 500 views yeah you're just like what the fuck did i do this right now this is exactly what batman does he's not part of it he's just a vigilant like catching bad guys yeah no i think these guys should be applauded and i'd love to watch their videos i was not aware this content existed until 10 minutes ago it's exactly like batman it's not that like i don't even think it's that entertaining like the chris hansen ones were good because it was like chris hansen was good these guys they just like record him and they're like yo what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Right.

And the guys are like, shit, man, pussy is pussy. That's what they all say. And then they're like, all right. And then they set up their tripod, and they just start beating the fuck out of the guy. Awesome. I guess. Pussy is pussy.

It's like an uncomfortable watch. Yeah. It's like not. Right. Yeah. Yeah, without the police involved, it definitely feels... You need that fear of, I'm gonna get locked up for the rest of my life. Yeah. And then they, like,

call the police, and then they're like, yeah, so we were pretending to be a 13-year-old girl. Like, that's gotta just feel weird. Yeah. Sometimes they'll make them, like, call their wives. Yeah. That's crazy. You know how the original To Catch a Predator ended?

No. They had a sheriff deputy or something that they caught and he killed himself. What? They didn't air it and they canceled the show. Oh, fuck. I didn't know that. He killed himself on the show?

He ran out of the house and shot himself. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was the guy going to the studio. Yeah. Oh, fuck. He knew all the cops that were going to be there. Oh, fuck.

That's bad. That is. Damn. Well, that got dark. Yeah. And then they still greenlit the show? No, no. That was like the last episode.

I thought it was because Chris Hansen got Chris Hansen with cheating on his wife. That also happened. Yeah. He had someone, didn't he get like. That was the first episode. No, that was how the first run of the show ended. Did Chris Hansen have someone Chris Hansen him with his wife? He was on the Epstein flight log like 75 times.

No way. No, but I remember he got like got for cheating on his wife which is nowhere near obviously pedophilia but i thought maybe i'm just misremembering it i mean i'm sure the pedophiles were like having like joker style batman meetings where they're like how the fuck are we gonna take this guy we gotta find him we gotta we gotta get we gotta get like a bait carm with a chick oh they're still doing like war of the Roses on radio. When that first came out, you were like, oh. You ever heard that?

No. It's everywhere in New York. KTU did it. I think Z100 did it for a little while. What's War of the Roses? The ladies like Kate calls like, hey, I think somebody's cheating. And they're like, all right, I want to set them up. They call Sass.

And it's like, hey, you want a dozen free roses, redroses.com. Who do you want to send them to? And he sends them to the Goumand while she listens. Oh, no. It's been going forever. Can we find a clip of that? Yeah, it's definitely on somewhere. Oh, my God.

And it was Chris Hansen. He was seeing this 30-year-old woman, but it was the National Enquirer set up a sting where they filmed him. Oh, so that was. And they released the video of him. So I was right that he got chris hansen okay it's the national inquirer and i don't know the fact isn't that like generally interesting gossip yeah well that's where chris s riley started yeah and he made his bones in the in the in the newsroom cut his teeth yeah

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35 million oh that's great parody law can keep you from anything yeah it's like Brandon he was doing parody he said he was a pedophile

that's what I would do yeah it's a prank i'm doing a sketch yeah that's actually what that's what pedophiles need to do is they need to bring their own camera yeah like milk boyum reverse be like no i got you those pranks yeah those people i like the ones when they go into people's ears that's funny to me do you remember that show cheaters yes joey greco he got stabbed but was that fake that was i watched haven't we watched that on the act yeah but does that fake i think we determined it was fake yeah i think so we had to break it to you that it was yeah i know it's it's really bad i i used to watch all those trashy reality shows and think they were all real.

Yeah, we had a whole day of this. Yeah, the Michael Jackson guy and the Repo Wars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The lady getting thrown out of the garage. Yeah. The one of Jersey Shore was authentic. No. No, it was because it wasn't going to be a hit.

What do you mean authentic? They were truthfully just being themselves. I actually agree with you. I don't think they were smart enough to act. Yeah. And also, they didn't know what it was going to be. Like, alright, it's going to be on MTV, and it's going to be three months down the road. But real world... Would this rock your world more than anything ever?

No, no, no. Real world and stuff already existed. So they were still following a template of a show they've already seen, probably. Yeah, but I don't think they can. I really don't think they can. I can see the pain in his eyes, what you're doing right now. Oh, it's not pain.

I don't live and die by that. But if they were like, hey, that whole thing was fake, that would crush you. Whatever happened to that dude that we hire or we were going to hire? Who? The reality dude. Tony Cheeseballs. Tommy Cheeseballs. Classic.

I don't know why we. I think he. We know why. He's got a lot of problems. Yeah, we know exactly why we didn't hire him He'll you guys think Tommy cheese balls had some bad opinions and he had some Oh, no, he hitched his wagon give us one bad opinion to the Amish yeah Yeah, you know that but i mean yeah like i want to fight put it this way he yeah from what i've read and what my guys when they had they dug into the

mitchell report he wouldn't get along with people like dave oh got it and he wore that and not necessarily the fact that dave is an entrepreneur got it. He wore that on his chest. I think maybe he did. Okay, got it. Got it. Dave runs the media, controls the weather. Yeah, yeah, got it. Put it that way. Did you just get it?

Yeah. He made the actual. Slow. Yeah. Slower. Right. Slower guy sometimes. Jewish people.

You got it. Wait, do you have War of the Roses? Are you able to find it? Where's the key at, Brandon? find it? Just use my piss sink. It's literally hanging right there. Is that all the same? Yeah. Sass always has money on him.

What does Sass pay you out when you open? I'll count the money. He takes care of me. What does he pay you out? Do you think he should pay you out more? We don't talk numbers. Sass, is this the exact same cash you had last time no it's new is that your joke book oh no give it to me i don't have it i don't have the joke book i just have the cash oh man cash that would have been great i wouldn't have done that to you sass i would have rico do it to you no yeah oh yeah we did do it on the case race well we were we were arguing at the time oh fuck i forget like half of the case race every time oh

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It's very strangely organized. It was like 20s and then 1s. There was 100 right in the middle, yeah. Yeah, Sass tips me in spaghetti and meatballs on the road. Have you found any good spaghetti and meatballs out here? Not yet. I'm looking to get involved soon, though. How often do you eat spaghetti and meatballs?

I'm on a detox right now. The last one you posted looked so good. I respect this, by the way, because when I get into kicks of food, it's hard to get off. Well, this has been like a recurring thing. I've battled meatballs before. You've lost? I've lost, yeah. Every yeah every time yeah and then i get really fat and now i'm going on a detox what do you mean by really fat i just get like puffy like okay puffy like right now my my thighs are real thick yeah they look face is a little chubby that's a lot of spaghetti and meatballs

that's slight work right there dude i get puffy so easily these days. I didn't want to say anything. You did look a little puffy when I saw a picture of you yesterday. Oh, with the Adam Friedland one? Yeah. That was the lighting. People were like, he's fat. No, he's not. No, it is. I mean, I drink too much. That's what it's from.

Are you back on the sauce? No, I haven't really. I've probably drank like twice in the last two weeks. But, I mean, I'm going to get blacked out tonight. Yeah. Colorado. Yeah. Thin air.

And then the next three nights. And then Monday night football. Monday night football, you're going to get blacked out. Monday night football. I forgot about that. That's going to. Yeah. You're about to go on a little bender.

It's going to throw off my routine. How was Shane's special? I got to watch it tonight. It's great. Yeah. I've already seen it. I mean, I was there. I went when you filmed it my routine. How was Shane's special? I've got to watch it tonight. It's great. I've already seen it. I was there. I went when he filmed it.

Yeah. I've got to. You can hear Sass laughing. Yeah, no need to. Don't apologize for being connected. Is he still moving to Austin? No. Texting Nate Oates and not getting an answer is not the same as being connected to a guy special.

That's a fact. Sass is legitimately friends with Shane. Right. He out with him yeah but i make nate oats is using you okay only in the season he doesn't answer you in the off season okay you don't think he's using you no i think you know how you say i have complexes i'm trying to make sass like i'm saying don't apologize and then brandon makes it a meat thing that complex in three days we're in tuscaloosa where we have Nate Oates on stage. No, I just told Dan. Yeah, he'll be on with recruits on the sideline three hours before kickoff.

I bet recruits would hate to see him on a Barstool show. Who is this? The coach of Alabama. Oh, shit. Close personal friends with not Nick Saban. Nate Oates, the head coach of the basketball team. Close personal friends with Rico Bosco. I'm sorry, Rico.

Go ahead and do your thing with this. No, you just derailed it. You guys have some pent-up stuff. That was Brandon coming out swinging. You guys have some pent-up stuff. We got to get you guys in a room together. He made fun of my dead stepdad. You guys got to kiss and make up.

This is an easy-going flow show, and you're just nuking fucking the Bosco Army. And we are still in peace. Just know that we are still in peacetime. Rico did on Pick'Em today said that the Army, the Rico riders, are doing burpees. And I was like, shouldn't they just be getting their fingers ready? He's like, no, no, no. My guys want to get physical.

That is a good thing to have. They're going to get physical with people. I want to see them get physical. Yes. You just need one target. Are they really sending in burpees? Yeah, no, I saw one of them. Oh, my God.

Yeah, no, the people are actually doing burpees for Rico. That's nuts. It really is. We're just playing out World War I, World War II. Because like World War I happened. Bosco went off the reservation. We told him he can't have an army anymore. And he's like, okay, no problem.

And now he's rearming in silence. And all of a sudden we're going to show up one day and he's going to have Nazi Germany in his face. Are their faces blurred? like an ISIS video? My top guy said his face reveal is like crazy at the end. Show Rico. Let me see.

Let me see. That is exactly what I want to see. Wait, wait, wait. I want to see the face reveal. Fucking develop fucking leaders. I want to see his face reveal. It would have been awesome if he was wearing like a ski mask. How old is this guy?

It's like Joey Butterfucka. Oh, my God. he looks like a fucking out of going man he looks like he's in like David O Russell like 1970s period piece yeah in that what was that one with Bradley Cooper and this thing American baby no the American hustle American Yeah. He's an extra from American Hustle. Yeah, yeah, he does. He does look like a porn actor. Yeah, it's being floated.

You know, we're looking for money-making events. I think only maybe 40, 50 people would go, but they would be diehards. RyderCon 2024. RyderCon. I think Javits Center maybe. We don't get the full Javits Center. We get a little conference room. You get a closet.

Rile them up. you think you could sell it on MSG I'm not going down what if you had all the riders in the world I don't think so if you if you allow the Hulu if you paid for all the riders to fly to New York City you think you get sold on maybe we flirt with the Hulu

okay the Hulu's big but I'm not saying RyderCon maybe the Hulu's big But I'm not saying RyderCon Maybe the Hulu RyderCon literally would be The ticket scam deal Where they just put everyone in prison They just find RyderCon

They just look through everyone's rap sheet They sign up and it's just Rico turns on the Ryders It would get flagged by the FBI. They'd be like, why do we have 2,000 criminals all flying into New York? Is January 6th happening again? What is going on here? I need to see RyderCon.

RyderCon should happen. Yeah. Get it off the ground. I mean, if you get 2,000 of those guys together, God knows what we could do. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Maybe we'll get some answers in terms of how the Clintons. What was your speech?

People that were murdered and disappeared. You're getting very political these days. I think the same. What would be your speech at RyderCon? Give us a little preview. I guess save it. You got to go. Do you have any hand salutes or anything?

It would have to be a lot of banging. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Very physical. Yeah. Riders of America. Real rise.

For far too long, we've been put down by the Dave Portnoy's of the world. He starts barking. Like sixth grade class shots And zoom in on like People you had beefs with your whole life Just a story of your life Yeah just airing it all out They all take notes

We've been passed over We've been kicked aside But now we rise The true The true genetic warriors Riders Go outside Pure Street car guys Yeah Purebred riders The true genetic warriors. Riders. Go outside, they're thrown in.

Street car guys. Yeah. Pure bred riders. Would you make it a law that riders can only procreate with other riders? And make just a higher class of riders? Are there lady riders? There's a few. What the fuck?

So they're going to have to birth a lot of children. They're going to be carrying a lot of children. They're going to be carrying a lot of weight. Yeah, they'll have to just keep popping them out. If we're going to make new riders, you've got to have the riders and the riders together. Pounded it again. Would you

fix the highways? What would you do? What would happen if the riders ever went to full-out war with the Jersey Jerry Army? Oh, good question. Because there's some overlap in there. Yeah, we work together.

Yeah, but so does Stalin and Hitler. That's true. Good point. I think the Axis powers just ran into a stronger army. Oh, that was the thing? Maybe. I mean, I didn't appreciate everything they stood for,

but the organization of your guys. So Jersey Jerry's army, I think right now. I think he's got a stronger army. I think he's got a stronger army than you. You've got somebody that would drive out here and pick you up? I had a down year. Yeah. You haven't been able to.

It's rebuilding. Okay. We like, yeah. Do you think at your peak you have a stronger army than Jerry's? Peak strength. I think he might have crazy. I put my crazy guys right up there with his. But I think his guys are more loyal.

Yeah, they'll do the pickups and stuff like that. I don't ask a lot of my guys. Yeah, Jersey Jerry's got guys driving them from Pittsburgh to New Jersey. Overnight. Overnight. No naps. Yeah, not letting them sleep in the house. No sleeps.

Yeah. If it was your best five versus his best five. It'd be like the dream team. Yeah. I don't want them playing on the same. I think that footage would only get. Have you guys discussed an alliance? We've been aligned since day one.

But it's a loose alliance. It's a tenuous alliance. You're going. Somebody's turning on somebody. It could absolutely go ugly and World War III would happen. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like Jerry always wants to. Dan, have you chosen your side yet?

What about minifans? Where would you put Minifans? Minifans would be. Minifans, Jersey, Jerry, Rico, Riders, war. No one survives. I think Minifans would eat both of them. I do think. I think Minifans would win.

But I think they would like. It would just be so much bloodshed everywhere. But yes, I think Minifans. I think Kirk's top five guys would legitimately kill for it. Oh, yeah. He runs on ironically. He's one of the best leaders in the Western civilization. That's a fact.

Someone to aspire. He's your skip. Great organization. Have you kicked up to him recently? Yeah, championship. Have you made it known who you're voting for for his producer of the year? Or new producer, sorry. No, I wasn't told to have a vote, but I think Quinlan's been pretty good.

Obviously, John Rich has done a great job. Sounds like you don't have a vote. I don't have a vote. You're just saying, why don't you have a vote? You can just endorse someone. This is big news. When the New York Times endorses a presidential candidate. I guess I would advocate for John Rich, but I don't want to lose him out of the New York office.

Yeah. I think he does great work there. Quinlan's been around the game forever. He's a Staten Island guy. It's either John Rich or Quinlan. You and Quinlan ever go to bars together? Is Quinlan the gay one? Yeah.

I think he's bi. I heard that he likes Big Black Dick. I heard that too, yeah. Did he say that? I thought he said something like that. I met him because he's... Oh, I should know. I don't know.

Sass is the greatest telephone operator of all time. He hears little things and he just confidently just says it out loud. I thought that's Buzzwords. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that's the Big Black Dick guy. I thought he said that on the timeline. He did? I thought I thought that's buzzwords. Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the big black dick guy. I thought he said that on the timeline. He did? I thought I saw that on the timeline. That could be a parody.

Yeah. But yeah, I met, or I should say, I got introduced to Quinlan. He used to emcee all the cheerleading competitions on Staten Island and took it like serious as hell. He had the suit. So he's cosplaying as a gay guy. He knew all of it, yeah. He was getting involved with the cheerleaders, and then he was like, I gotta get deeper.

And he was like, guys, guess what? I'm actually gay. He's good. He works the mic well. It would be funny if he got the job and like- In the locker room. Yeah. Tucker Carlson interview comes out, and it's like some woman from Staten Island's like,

I had sex with Tommy Quinlan. Yeah. Like, this is bullshit. It was me, Barack Obama, and Tommy Quinlan. I tell you, we were going all night. He had stamina for days. He couldn't really get hard. At one point, we had this human centipede thing going.

Did you deal with the Obama potential partner come out? I'm getting all my news from Greer, basically. That's a trusted source. I love that your brain is going to be shaped by Mike Greer that's perfect and Greer's getting all of his news from like conspiracy podcasts war mode yeah uh yeah they were interviewing yeah it's coming out tonight Emily oh it is yeah hell of a follow-up from Dave Dave was on Tucker last week and now it's the guy who had sex with Obama ah is it the same guy that he wrote about in his love letters?

I don't know. Because his love letters were like I love you so much by the way I also love cock. That's like what the letters were like. Like is he gay? I think he was like I mean if you write a letter where you're talking about how you like

dude ass and then you mail that out, you lick the stamp. Oh, yeah. You go to the post office and send it off. You kiss it before you drop it in. Do not do that. The first night I was doing my college football spaces this summer was the exact same minute, time, and hour that Jason Whitlock was doing his Does it matter if Obama is is gay twitter space and i realized at that moment i twitter spaces have they're gone they're gone from us what do you

mean remember when whitlock had that yeah no jake joined it live on part of my take he's gonna watch the video and give us the cliff i feel like once he did that one like the the rest of just casual conversations are broken oh twitter spaces have been crazy for a while now. They're fun, though, still. Are people still doing those like the same as they were? Yeah, I think so. You can just pop off on like it's a lot of NFT Twitter spaces. You were going in them, right?

Oh, I loved it. It was so much fun. Just get your takes off. I pop in them every once in a while. The Malasek one was the funniest thing. Oh, my God. Oh, can we just play that? That's been too long. That is the best

it's threesome oh they loved him by the end though didn't they they were just fucking roasting him god malasek what a g his dream threesome is to watch what on the twitter spaces yeah yeah no there's nft covid that's kind of what Twitter spaces have become. Brandon, you haven't done a Twitter space in a while. I did three this summer, and then one of them was up against Whitlock, and I was like, this is... And the quality of the people was kind of low. They were just...

You should have just changed... You should have, if you're going up against Whitlock, you should have been like, is Whitlock gay for caring about Obama being gay? Should I just do a Whitlock-centered, whatever like is Whitlock gay for for caring about Obama being gay should I just do a Whitlock centered whatever he's doing at the moment just to see how long it takes for him to join talking about Jason Whitlock and just go live every night until he joins I yesterday I um I tweeted out what's the worst office episode because I was just watching the office and I tweeted that

out and people on both sides of the aisle started retweeting it. Matt Walsh did it at first. And then other people started grabbing it. And then it just became this political discourse. And your mentions? Yeah, it was crazy. Engagement, baby. It was a lot of that worst guy I know meme, where it's that guy's picture, the worst man I know, made a good point.

Oh, yeah. Who was getting that? You? Matt Walsh got it at first and then it started trickling to me. Got it. Walsh from Florida? No. That's what I thought. No. He was good though.

He's a Twitter guy who goes hard in the paint. Yeah, he goes real hard. He comes to Twitter every day with takes. Yeah. Big time. What was the conclusion? I think it's the farm or Scott's Tots but the one that won was the

I voted that one when Pam got hit on by the cameraman yeah that did suck especially when the cameraman beats up the dude from the warehouse that episode blows oh I'm following this guy I think you know why.

No, I know why, because it's the fucking basketball player. Oh. Do you have the Malicek clip? Looking for the full version. There's like a yak clip of it. I don't know if you want to watch that. No, we're watching ourselves back. That's probably.

This guy, man. I already watched Barstool Radio today. You would know. He's got like a million followers. 2.4 million. I don't know. Maybe he's blocked who knows uh It's been a wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel cuz I got to go do

Yeah, we're gonna submit on Carbone. No we got to do it though. I almost won 1250 Yeah, you said it was so wrong. Oh, yeah, we're sucked why cuz you you Didn't really bring the best vibes to the case for. I brought it for the first hour and a half. Right, but the case race is like five hours long. Rowan said he's going to put it in the pot. Yeah, he's going to put it in the fantasy pot. And we do have KB back tomorrow. It's going to be great to have him back.

We're going to do data day. Nick is going to be back. He was moving today. His movers were late. That's why he wasn't here. And Rico, you're welcome on every Wednesday. Would love to have you. Love to be back. He was moving today. His movers were late. That's why he wasn't here. Enrico, you're welcome on every Wednesday. Would love to have you. Love to be here.

And Sasso, would love you to just move. Can't. I know. But you should. You could. For a test period. Hell no. Give us one good year. Give us three good months. That's crazy.

Take us to New Year's. Three months? You want me to get you on my plane? You can live in my house? Day to day. No, I don't need to live in anyone's house. You've got that cash. I'll be there in October for a week.

Yeah. Just come once a month, maybe. Could you do that? That'd be nice. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be here in a month. Yeah. Yeah. Should we plan the corn maze day for when you're here?

We could. I don't know how much time I'm necessarily going to. Oh, no. That was quickly. I'll be around all day. No, Steven, we should do the corn maze before we go to the new office, because it's a good way to do a show that's not in here. What don't you understand by this?

All the cars blew up. We should be there by... Wait, what happened? My friend went to a corn maze and they all parked on mowed down corn in somebody's catalytic converter. It was like the Sopranos episode where they set the corn maze on fire.

So while everyone was in the corn maze, the lot next to it set fire and all the cars started. Holy shit. They had to get the people out of the corn maze. So I'm looking forward to this. No, this is like a Sopranos episode fire and all the cars started holy shit they had to like get the people out of the corn maze yeah no this is like the other sopranos episode where like a catalytic converter set some leaves on fire or something yeah aj yeah he's with the who but that's what happened they're playing bob dylan you just asked that question so you could prove that you know i thought she was talking about the one where they steal the cars on in the thing at the wedding

at the jewish wedding i don't know she didn't say somebody stole cars at a Jewish wedding. But she said something about all the cars. And I didn't know corn maze. And also, to her degree, leaves and corn maze, not necessarily. AJ Soprano, huge, huge rider, huge stoolie, the man. All right, yeah, let's spin the wheel because I got to go do personal sports advisor.

The other thing I wanted to mention on air is new Chicago, new era. Should we do a new coin? We haven't done a coin in a long time. Well, let's wait until we move into the new office. So like. Yeah, we're in purgatory. We could do like a Black Friday coin or something. Yeah, yeah, we're in purgatory.

We'll do a Black Friday coin. You want to do a purgatory coin? We could do a purgatory coin. Hand job? I mean, if they buy a purgatory coin, they're. We should sell two purgatory coin handjob. If they buy a purgatory coin there. We should sell two purgatory coins. That would just be Cliff and FSU Brando. Put them up for auction.

Yeah, we should. All right, we'll. Okay. Martino helped me get my TV song at my home. I mean, he's an all time stoolie, like ride or die guy. Oh, buy a gun? Fucking love him. Yeah. I've been wanting one of those. And he's also...

Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. He's also a very good guy. I've met him in person a couple times. And he has Kate's breasts in his house. He's hooking up the internet and stuff at the new office.

Oh, wow. Right? I don't know. Oh, I think so. He is involved with the new office somehow. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So, yeah. KB back tomorrow. Nick back tomorrow. Data Day tomorrow. Everyone like and subscribe, please. And we'll see you tomorrow. Awesome. See you tomorrow. Bye.