The Yak - Mintzy Is Officially The #1 White Sox Fan In The Office: Thu Oct 8, 2026

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

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Hey, man. It's been running from thing to thing. Thing to Thing. What's going on? The thing-to-thing kind of day. It is a thing to thing kind of day. Yeah. Thing to thing kind of life.

That's why we fucking love it. Love a thing. Everything's a blur. Nice haircut, Kyle. Oh, good faith. Joel. Joel, yeah. You look good.

We will have Anthony Rizzo, a World Series champion here to do a gauntlet shortly. Okay. Dante's friend, Anthony? Dante's friend Anthony. Nice. Cool. He's a big magic fan.

He loves illusions. Orlando. Oh. No, no. He loves Orlando Magic. Oh, he's the man. I don't know anybody who's a diehard magic fan. I was just thinking that.

Are they sound stupid? You ever met a diehard magic fan? The stool needs to hire a magic guy. Shane, Shane, Shane is? Shane who? PMT, Shane. Is he? Well, the magic came in and they gave us some jumpsuits and he's worn.

Oh, the Wagner's came in. I remember that. Yeah, and he's worn one of the sweatshirts a couple times. Yeah. So he's as die hard as it gets. They brought some good clothes out. He might be their biggest fans. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. first think of like magician or magic Johnson third would be gathering i think i immediately think the orlando magers are so good on their branding wait really yeah when you said it i was like yeah i don't magic well it's also because he's from florida i was like oh he's jack and penny is that you guys are sports nuts though that's true we're nuts about sports we're fucking nutty dude we're nuts about fucking sports i think it depends on how you dress and it's like i love magic i think

you were talking about magician you say fan of magic no but if you say i'm a magic fan that brings orlando magic. If you said I'm a fan of magic, that's obviously magic. That's Magic Johnson. If you said I'm a fan of magic, that's magic. The Magic has a basketball in 30 years, though. Yeah, but you could still be a fan of... Are you a fan of magic? I was a fan of magic. Actually, I hated him in the 80s, but then I started to appreciate him because he plays basketball the way. I won't people to play. Oh, so you waited until he got AIDS and almost died before you're like, hey, he's not so bad. You're like when a rapper dies, then you follow him on. It was a little before. It was a little before the AIDS that I

I hate this guy. Oh, he's going to die? I got to like 10, you. I got to like 10, years old and I was like oh wow I enjoy these passes became a big passing guy yeah my favorite skill actually I will say that I think everyone like the maturity of like a boy to a man is when you can really like enjoy it go from dunks to passes yeah when a pass can get you excited that's kind of

that's kind of what changes everything Mark Mark Mark Mark hello hi Mark Mark ping pong kind of day boys

not going on it's the thing thing day thing to thing are you a magic fan Orlando yeah sports not

sports not yeah we're nutty we're nutty he Anthony Rizzo's here he's going to do the gauntlet oh sweet

yeah and and Nick said he's a big magic fan and Brandon and I were like Orlando

but he was talking about magic the gathering slice of John's Magic Johnson? Yeah, right. Now, do the Orlando Magic lean in to, like, if you're walking around,

are they like guys in session stand doing magic stuff? Not enough. They should. Wouldn't they be like, and now we're going to make a championship appear? Yeah. Wouldn't that be the first thing you do? Fans. Instead, they make Shaq disappear.

Yeah. Whoa, Brandon. Disappear. Dwight Howard, disappeared. Palo's clutch gene. Gone. I'm trying to think of some magic tricks. Saw their revenue in half.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Catch a Washington bullet in their mouth. There we go. But now the Washington is a... They're the wizards. They're more magic than the magic. Magic are the second most magical team in the NBA.

Damn. They could... Yeah. Pacer. Pacer, yeah. Yeah, they could pacer. Yeah. Turn a grizzly into a Timberwolf.

I didn't know that. about Rizzo. He likes to, he likes magic, huh? That's what you know about him. That's, yeah. I don't know any of, I don't know any of his on-field shit. Mm-hmm. They play baseball. Yeah. It's a very good baseball player. Him and Dante go to illusionists often. Oh, is that how you knew?

Yeah. Oh. Because Dante brought me and he was like, Rizzo would love this. That would be awesome. We'll ask him, but that would be awesome if he's like, I don't like magic. Yeah, that would. But Dante just everywhere he goes, he's like, Rizzo would love this. But also, if you see a cool magic trick, anybody would love it. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Well, you think that's what Dante just says to people, wherever he's at? Yeah, Rizzo

would love the line at like a subway and he's like, to show that he's friends with Anthony Rizzo. Rizzo would love this. I'm talking about Anthony Rizzo. Yeah, of course. This Italian BMT, Rizzo would fucking move nuts for this. I think we also have, I think, are Tate and White Sox, Dave here today? White So they are.

Tate here? I haven't seen Tate, but I haven't They are both here. Tate. So they're going to the game again. I decided they have to go to the game. again. White Sox Dave is unhappy. Why? Because the only reason they got the tickets from Tick Pick is because Mincy is involved. Yeah. And Dave is pretty mad that Mincey is the White Sox fan. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, with Incredible Seat. All right, so Tick Pick just called and they were going to send the exact same crew back to the Guardians versus White Sox game tonight with Incredible Seats. But they threw in a twist to try and change the mojo for Chicago. They got a ticket for Mincey. The Cleveland crew did not

like this decision, but they're obviously thankful for the tickets. I like our chances if that's, uh, Mincy's the best White Sox have to offer. We're overcoming O and two. We can overcome Mincy. Okay. Breaking news. I had to pull off the side of road to announce this. So yeah, Big Cat texted me last night after the game.

He said, you guys did a great job today. Great content. Would the whole crew be interested in going back to the game tomorrow? I said, absolutely we would. He said, okay, stand pat. Here's what happened. Just got a call from Tick pick. They said, Tate, we love the content.

We want to send you. We want to send White Sox Dave. Nikki smokes Eddie to be the cameraman your dad your uncles you're all going back to the game tonight Run it back shout out tick pick they got us incredible seats for a night super fired up they said but here's the deal a little twist To prove how easy it is to get legitimate tickets to the game not the mincy way the tick pick way They sent me eight tickets instead of seven eight tickets I said boys why is there eight tickets in my account Instead of seven they said because we're adding mincy to your crew tonight oh we're adding mincy to the crude tonight.

Yeah. Dad and Pat. Absolutely not. Oh, I like our chances if that's what the white socks have to offer. The white socks are trying. Nikki smokes thought he could out drink these guys? Yeah. Like, look at these two guys. They're getting upset because Tate is spending 90 seconds during the video and they can't have a beer. Yeah, right. You should be drinking right now. They're like, let's fucking go. Every word you say is a beer.

You shut the fuck up, Tate so I can get to a beer. Yeah. All right. Keep going. Kind of beat us with Mincey. Pat, what do you think? Absolutely not. Russ, you out on Mincy? Yeah. We're overcoming O and two.

We can overcome that. All right. We're going to take down Mincy tonight, too. Mincy's part of the crew per tick pick. So we'll see you guys at the ballgame. Are you going or is Eddie going? Eddie. Okay.

Okay. Well, so why is Dave actually mad? Because I heard bits and pieces, but he seemed to actually he did. Is it because Mincy's presence will be there? Or because Mincy is just representing the white socks and he thinks that's like a jinx? I think he thinks, yeah, they don't need him there. Was there also some merch-stealing accusations? Yeah, Mincey stole White Sox Dave's sweatshirt yesterday.

What? I don't know. It's a whole to-do upstairs. We should probably get Dave down here. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Dave also is probably in a bad mood because they lost, and also he didn't do the one thing he was supposed to do yesterday, and I had to yell at him this morning.

What was that? Thank tick pick and do. Oh, he didn't do that? No. Well, it's not like he left his seats earlier or anything, right? Is it a very good seat? I had to give him the like, hey dude, this is a, like, I want you guys have fun, but this is a job. Yeah.

Which, you know, I think he gets. I trust Dave. I don't think he's not like a, he knows he fucked up. So it's not, doesn't need to be belabored. But that also might be part of his bad news or bad mood. Yeah, that's Dave's sweatshirt. I guess he just took it. Mincy might get beat up.

By the way. If the White Sox lose this game. He's walking around upstairs in front of White Sox. saving Tate and them acting like he's like puffed it's like he has made this happen forever all right this is mean but I'm actually gonna say this is mean we got we got him uh nervous because tate and I were talking to him if the guards win today we're like mincy you know you're gonna have to go to Cleveland but this is a widespread panic weekend oh he is really where's it at oh widespread panic yeah it happens to be in uh Nashville come on yes

mince is nervous are your dad and uncles here wait a minute they're at the bar but they'll come by Of course they're at the bar bar. Ole Miss is playing in Nashville this weekend. That's right. Can't. This was a marathon weekend, right? Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah.

That was the whole thing. He couldn't run the marathon because he's going to fake the foot injury so he couldn't run the marathon. That's right. Yeah, we were just joking like the fact that Nikki smokes thought he could out drink one of your uncles is insane. I know Nicky's upstairs watching, but not only the outdrinks one thing. They're like outplayed. Like every time Nikki would go to the bathroom, everyone would be like, oh, Pat, you just finished another one. Yeah.

And it's like, so smokes would come in chug too and be like, now we're fucking tied, Pat. So, all right, how are you feeling about the addition of Mincy? I told, this was, I had nothing to do with it. I know you did. So I know the whole story because they called me and I was like, look, there's two ways this and go. Like, I get. They're going to get more eyeballs because he's going to do something stupid. It's also going to be like hate watching and there's going to be people that say like,

I'm never using this again because Mincy's involved. So like just weigh that options. And they, they, they're. They're like, yeah, it's good to get eyeballs, all that. When I told Mincy in front of White Sox Dave, I didn't even consider White Sox Dave's feelings, unfortunately. White Sox Dave is fucking pissed. Really? Did you play that video?

No. I told, like, Mincy is, like, super excited to cheer for the White Sox tonight. And White Sox Dave's like, no, you're sitting by Tate. You're cheering for the Guardians. He's like, hell, no, I'm not. I'm cheering for the White Sox. I think it's ugly. He's actually mad.

He kind of has every right to me. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's like. compared sending my family white socks Eddie and smokes back to the game and they want to add you to the crew as a white socks man. Thank you. Thank you tick pick. I got to go get my stroking shirt. Yeah. Sox to over. Yep. Thank you tick pick. They said they want mincy in the crew eight in a row. I got to be honest. I think the guardian has just won the series. Yeah. What is this? What does that have to do? I wasn't in the building yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. It's a point.

I feel bad. Yeah, I don't see the problem. Dave tries to convince him. I need a therapy animal right now. I'm going to go pet that weird dog that's on the basketball court out there. I can deal with him being there. I don't want them dressed in white socks or gal. He's got a stroking shirt.

He didn't have a stroke and shirt. He does have it. He wore it yesterday. He was supposed to go the game yesterday. Mitch, why do you have a stroking shirt? Because I asked Kyle. because I was going to wear it. Kyle who?

Our fault man. I went to him and said, do we have any white socks merch in the office because I was going to wear it to the gang? He said, there's some on your desk. Okay, who was that title,

the box address to? You, but I was going to the gang. Those are accounted for. But I'm going to the game. No, where it tonight's? I'm gonna wait a guy. Hell yeah, dude. Every,

hey, every Tom Dick and Harry in the world were fan wagging cubs fans. I'm sporting socks in Southside. Yeah, Dave. Tell them. Yeah, Dave.

Poor day. I'm getting hives. I'm starting to itch from this right now. Mincy, you're going to crush this. That's what? You're going to. Fuck, yeah, you are.

So, so, part of the deal was like, hey, they're adding Mincy to the crew, but smokes, Dave, Everyone's allowed to voice their, like, true opinions.

Like, they're aware of what's going on. Smokes and White Sox Dave are literally tweeting, like, take them out of our crew. We don't fucking want them in there. What if they did this to you for Ohio State? That's where I do feel bad. Any fan, this is like, if you sabotage somebody's namesake and livelihood during the most pivotal moment of their career with a sentient hex of a man, like, I think everyone here would be more pissed than even Dave is right now. Yeah. And not to mention, Dave just wants to throw.

focus on the game. He's got Minty and his ear being like, oh, I think we're getting a lot of views right now. That's the last thing Dave wants to hear. Yeah, I feel bad. And if the guards win, let's hope. Yep. Mincey will be going to Cleveland with you guys? That's a comment. Yes. Here's what I'll say. I'm not sure. I hate to do the whole. I love it. I hate it, but I love it. There's no, this is not a jinks. You're hypothetically asking should the guards win, right? Yeah. Okay. If that were to happen, completely hypothetical. I am supposed to go with the big boys crew to Oklahoma, Texas. If Draft Kings, Dan, Jack McCarthy decide

it's better for me to host White Sox Dave Smokes and Mincy at my house and go to that game, we already have tickets. I would make that choice, but it's whatever they want to do. Sure. But that's if there's You already have tickets, though. I'm going to Texas. Yeah. I'm saying tick pick doesn't need to hook us up or whatever. It would be

if you guys think the content is better for them to come to Ohio, we could provide. You got to win a game first. That's, of course, hypothetical. Yeah. Do you like your matchup tonight? Do you like your matchup tonight? are ACE is going and they're going with a bullpen game, starting with dudes who we saw yesterday and who we already seen for 50-some pitches, and they have Mincy.

And White Sox Dave promised my uncle Russell breakfast sandwiches this morning with cheddar cheese this time. And then I called White Sox Dave. He was too hung over to host. Oh, no. He didn't deliver the breakfast sandwiches? No cheddar cheese. Now that is worse than Mincy, not delivering on the breakfast sandwiches you promised. How well does Mincy know the White Sox?

Like, is he going to be asking Dave questions all night? He likes Elfell, right? That would be another level of hell of just like, is this guy? good every every at bat yeah i feel bad about it because i agree if this was ohio state michigan and they're like hey you know it'd be really funny yeah see i'd say well damn doing that but we also have sick tickets two nights in a row but like but you guys can't roll that out in the next couple of months when you guys do play michigan no you're a willing accomplice in this somebody can just circle back and get you for that that's right what do you want me to do no i'm a really good

point i'm not part of this like if mincy isn't part of the equation i you clowns probably don't get the tickets. That's true. That did start the whole storyline. And Tick Pick, thank you to TickPick. It's been awesome. It's been incredible. Benson never got his money back. Did you see what he did? I hate to keep being like, play this, but this was jaw drop.

We've got the latest update on the ticket scam. It's not a scam. It's not. Here's the latest update. It's a scam. He allegedly said it went to other clients. So he works for a company that gets extra tickets. He said they went to some other client. Whatever. He's in contact with me all the time and I'm getting my money back.

Why didn't he send you your money back if you're getting it back? Does that not see a loaded fish to you? That's not, that's not. Yeah, we're not going to address that. Well, there could also be a barter that Dave didn't like. No, but I'm willing to, I might be, you are not, Nick. You are not getting anything from this guy. He's not giving you anything. You're wrong. You're just wrong. You're wrong. Now, if, if I was to play devil's that, addressing the elephant.

If he's going to pay you back and you already paid him, why doesn't he just send that money back like that? Well, that I agree is shady, but I'm a value guy, and I know how to maneuver this gambling world. What? And I believe more than the $400 value is he's going to get me three nights and firekeepers next weekend Friday or Sunday. What is good credit?

What is the fire keep? Worth more than $400. No, he isn't. No, he's already booked it. He's sent me. Already booked it. He's already booked it. He's on the He's on the same train and we're taking it next

weekend up there. Oh my God. So I, and I hung with him in Milwaukee. I know he has a black card because he can't need meals. I believe him. This guy has a black card? I'm going to have to find this guy and I'm going to have to leave. A casino? What's it supposed to buy like a Lamborghini with it?

Oh, really? It's like a no limit credit card. So then why is this guy trying to get $400? This was all part of the long game. I knew there was something we didn't know. Mintz he wanted to get a hotel room. Yeah. Whether he got the tickets or not, the hotel is part of the plan.

So, Mincy sent the guy $400. The guy never sent the tickets. The guy's not sending his money back, but he's now giving Mincy a gambling trip next weekend. So the guy's got a comp game. But also, like, do we believe that? I don't know. Good point. Yeah, the guy's got a cop gambling trip for himself.

Did Dave give Mincy money? He said that, like, Dave said he was going to pay him. He was going to pay him. He is going to pay him. Yeah, somebody should be giving him money. That's what I think. There is no guy. There is no guy.

The guy's going to be like, well, this hotel would have cost you way more than $400. Let's call it even. That's how to the end. And Mincey doesn't have a confirmation, but he said the guy has a train ticket next weekend. So is this what he wanted all along? Yeah. Yeah. He would not have volunteered like that to get tickets.

Since he played everybody. Tate, question. When are you guys leaving? I'm not trying to air people out here. My crew is ready as soon as the yak ends. We're going to the bar. White Sox Dave, going home. Not ready to go yet.

So we got Got it We're ready though We are Who of your dad and uncles Is the most gregarious We should have one of them

On the yak Pat is the answer But he I don't know if he's a live guy Yeah fuck Not a live guy We'll do it after Rizzo's gonna do the gauntlet

No uncles are live guys No Can't have a live uncle You don't have to get him You don't have to get him Right this second We can get him In a minute

He's not a live guy In terms of something Like he'll turtle up No no no No Mincy? He just... I know the type. No, he's not anything crazy.

Like, not like Mincy in that way, but like, I don't know if he knows the internet and he might just let it sling. Okay. Your baseball team used to have a different name and he has thoughts on that. Is he wearing Indian stuff? I think they're all wearing the same thing from yesterday. Okay. Also, you have to take...

I had bought Dom and Zupi tickets before... I probably almost jinxed it. I bought them like in the eighth inning last night. So they're going to go to the game, too. They're not sitting with you, but you got to make sure. Dom and Zupi are safe. Of course. White Sox Dave is supposed to have tailgates for us.

We're going to the same tradition as yesterday. So we're fine. Yeah, they can leave early and go to the game with you guys. I'm excited for Dom to get to go. I am too. Zupi. Yeah. I like both those guys a lot.

I did send them. I was like, I feel like, what, 9-3 lead? I sent them the tickets in the ninth. I don't know if that was. That's fair. It was already going to. You know, White Sox Dave left. Yeah.

I was like nine three. This is. Very fair. Yeah. Okay, we'll get We'll hang around I gotta go get them Okay, all right, yeah

Have them go in the cave I'd like to see them just sitting in the cave Are they allowed to drink? Get them some beer Yeah, they can drink. Yeah, yeah, why not? Hell yeah I love that

Yeah, I feel bad for White Sucks Day I do too I don't know how that's possible This is his whole life I was gonna say I'm not sure I can ever bring myself to feel bad for White Sucks State He's not a feel bad for a guy

Brandon I'm not a feel bad for a guy You see how high His socks were yesterday. What was that? Was he going to a soccer game? I didn't see him. White Sox Dave?

Oh, those are his kitchen sliding socks. Him leaving the game, his like Bill Murray and what's the bowling movie? Kingpin. Kingpin hair. Also, I think his beard grew like three inches over the course of the day. I agree with that. Yeah, it was crazy. It got thick.

Every single time they did another video. I was like, did his beard just grow? Can you show White Sox Dave leaving? The reveal of his socks. were something else because the focus is his hair and then he does the sock and then you see the socks

you're like what the hell is going on right? Like all biz Pete socks? I don't know Danny but they're not I think he just got caught in that middle ground where you know like either you're the high socks or you're low socks but in the middle you're like what are you doing? Look at his hair

this is a classic thing we'll get him tomorrow we'll get him tomorrow I'm out of here I'm not waiting look at those socks Yeah, they're right between. Yeah.

What is he? Those are high socks. Yeah, too high. Uneven. See, yeah. Boom. What did I just say? What did I just say?

We'll get him tomorrow. We'll get him tomorrow. There he goes. Our hero. Ball was it digging and darken how you wanted it, Tate. What? What? What was it digging and how you wanted it?

It was Femble of Rivers? Oh, boys, d-da-dun-dun-a-d-da. Yeah, he's sacrifice some syllables. Poor Dave. He's just getting dressed. He's doing what he can with his hair and putting a hat on. Trying to. Having a beard?

Yeah. What a crew. Yeah, last night I was going to bed. I was like, listen, I think the streams can have awesome moments, but like when they don't have to travel, those, the clips of the whole day is better than a stream. have chances to stream to ALCS when they're playing in Tampa Bay. Right. Did Barack throw out the first pitch?

Oh. Yeah, he did. Yeah, I think so. We got to get to the bottom of that with Dave. That was, you just can't. There's extra security, so it has to be Obama. Game three of the ALDS in the afternoon. The air out of the building for Belmont Camelie.

Poor Belmont Camelli. He didn't ask for that. No. Everyone's like, who? He's from off campus. The young adult romance. star. Yeah, is he, I assume he's, I'm not saying he's not talented, but it does feel like he's one of those celebrities. In like five years he might be really big, but right now you have to

have watched that show. That's right. That's his one thing. Right. Like five years, I'm sure he'll be in a lot of other things and be like, oh yeah, that guy. But right now it's like, I don't watch that show, so I don't know. That's a lot of things. What? Yeah. A lot of people are just specific to whatever their niche show is. True. I think this is the worst I've ever felt for Dave. This is the one thing he loves, and Mincey's going to be there.

Yeah. But Brandon, Mississippi State in the national championship, Mincey's coming with you. Do a lesser game. Like, do, like, you know, Mississippi State against Texas or something. Because National Championship, I don't think I would care. Maine rubber match. Yeah, no, I wouldn't care.

Okay, so what if it's like first round of the playoffs? That would be an issue. If the Bears were in the Super Bowl and they're like, hey, you got to bring Mincey, it's like, all right. I'll take whoever. The Bears are in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. But if you're telling me I need to go down and do Mississippi State Auburn in a couple weeks and I got to carry Mincey around with me, that would suck.

I think there's like an extra layer though. Like all of Dave's friends are there, like the other White Sox people and he almost feels like Mincy is representing him as well. I think he's getting a free ticket to the playoff game. No, for sure, for sure. Let me play devil's advocate for my guy once Even if it was the Super Bowl It would bother you if he's wearing a bear's jersey And he's acting upset

No Oh Well if they lost it would be mad But like if they It would be like I don't know You'd just be like All right fine he's here

Who cares I'm also I also really good at just not talking to him This is particularly In ignoring his Like Dave Dave would get mad if like Chief was there Yes

Yeah You know Yeah It's not funny Tate is playing I will say this. Tate is playing a dangerous game. I know.

Correct, because Tate is get backable with this shit. Right. Right. Like Ohio State's going to be in the playoff. They're going to be, you know. And one of Tate's greatest strengths is he is like a very, very good troll. And it's very funny. But.

Yeah. But trolling. Kind of from Tate's perspective, he might be wasting his bullets too. Because I don't think he actually cares about this Guardians team. I know he's a guardians fan. But I think the rational part of it. his brain is like this isn't a good baseball team anyway. Like the best case scenario is you get to the World Series

and you get just pummeled by the Dodger and Brewers. Even if they beat the White Sox they're going to get pummeled by the race. Probably. And I think he knows that. So it's like you know. And his biggest off, Dave Portnoy, has a deep bag. Yeah. And would send, would do something. Well, Trowling Mincy never comes back on him.

Troll and White Sox Dave could create issues. Yeah. True. To be fair to Tate though, he didn't invite Mincey. That's true. But he did revel in telling Dave that he got I mean, Tate's got that certain smirking, certain tone of his voice when he's, you know, getting at you. What a crew. What a crew. What a fucking.

I love Tate's uncles in that whole Ohio as they come. See, yeah. Add an uncle every time? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Asexual reproducing. Just splitting in a new uncle. Here's my uncle, Newt.

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Pathetic. Pathetic. You guys are pathetic. I know, yeah. Nothing will change, but, like, I'm glad we didn't just get swept. Yeah. No, Dan, they did get swept. Yeah, they did get swept.

That's right. Yeah, and then the junior cameronero was sweeping them off the field. Did you see that? Oh, that's tough. It ended on Monday, so last night I was just pretty apathetic towards it. Yeah. But I'm worse today because everybody's saying that Boone and Cashman will never get fired, so. Yeah, and Tommy smokes at his annual tweet saying he's done with them.

Yep. And the world keeps spinning. Yeah. Just completely the laughing stop of. of the MLB for the last 17 years. Well, statistic. Not really good. You're one of the winning-ness franchises.

You think that highly? I think the Rockies. But every year, this exact conversation happened. Oh, it's fun. What's your winning percentage over the last 17 years? Probably zero. Zero. Probably top five.

Yeah. If you're a real Yankee fan, the answer is zero. Because every other fan base only judges them if they win the World Series or not. That's. Yep, they're high school seniors that have never. Yeah. They have one World Series, the same amount of World Series in 25. years is the Angels. They haven't made the playoffs since 2014.

I think we do it because the Yankees fans do that. And then we laugh at the Yankees fans. You expect the World Series. Yeah. How old were you, Wyatt, when they won their last? Eight. Do you remember it fondly? No.

No. Were you a Yankees fan yet? I don't remember watching, staying up and watching the games. I don't. One in 17 is statistically good. It's really fucking good. Yeah. It's one and 18, though.

17, they haven't won. It's 18. Guardians have never won a world. Two and what, though. The brewers have never won a World Series. That's true. That's right. Rays have never won a World Series.

I think we overvalue championships and undervalue just being exciting and in it. The ride? Yeah. Possessing what you want it isn't as enjoyable as wanting it. Enjoying the ride is very important. So true. Because after you win, there's only so many dudes you can hug and tap up and high five and then. Yeah, but it lives forever.

It lives forever. Unless you're a Yankees fan. Then after a few years, it washes away and you want another one, apparently. Yeah, but the White Sox won it in 2005, and they still talk about 2005. It lives for a fucking average. But Yankees fan. I mean, they just said it. They're right there.

They talk like they're the Rockies. That's just the standards different in New York in the Bronx Zoo. Does anybody on that team have pinstripes? I know you're in charge of handing. I think I want to give Ben Rice some pinstripes. Anthony Volpe? Well, he didn't hit a home run. I mean.

It was a double. If it was a home run, it would have been better. The hell of a double. Hell of a double. Yeah. You got some good outfits off. Yeah. Definitely.

The outfits we've made along the way. We're all different. The iron on Yankees symbols on our turtlenecks. It's good they lost because you were running out of outfits, right? Yeah. How many turtle? Good point, Nick. Yeah, you kind of dodged a bullet there.

They should line. the outfield walls of all playoff games with the extroverted hands of Italian men. Super Smash Brothers, like a final boss. The master hand. It's their biggest downfall. Their fans are two Italian.

Hands everywhere. What do you expect? That was also the... Baseball was a whewa. Of course I put my hands on it. That was the rare case, too, where they got it right. Yeah. They got the whole thing right.

I love the second they made the call both managers come running out the hell. And I was like, that's That's awesome. Yeah. They're both mad. That's how you know you got it right. Yeah. Yeah, they got like I was shocked that they were able to be like,

because I thought it was like, all fan interference he's out. It's like he would never have caught that. Right. But it also never would have gone out. Double. Done. And credit to Yankees fans,

maybe they're getting better because they didn't try to rip anyone's arm off. Mm-hmm. Like they did with Mookie Bets in the Dodgers World Series. Could the gang, whose rule is it that that's not a home run? Is that Major League Baseball? Yeah. Because why don't the Yankees do what the rays do and just make your own ground rules?

Yeah. Oh, our fans are allowed. A banana ball. Yeah. It hits their hand. That's what the rays do with their ceiling. Why don't the Yankees think to do that? Just be like, the Italian arms are part of the wall.

Yeah. Yeah. Part of it. That's their Ivy. Yeah. The Massapeque. The master hand. The blue shell.

If you hit a Polish hand, that's an out. Yep. In a That's a home run. Of course. I wasn't even reaching for it. I was just talking. I was talking to my boy.

They are so funny. The Italian Yankee fans, we had Rizzo on PMT, and he was saying like, he never, like his teammates would just be like, dude, it's crazy.

You just never get booed. And he's like, I think it's because of Italian. He was on the Yankees. I get it is. That's absolutely. It's like they can't boo in Italian. You're going to value,

Val, Val, and your name. He's like, just can't do it. Can't do it. Stephen, are you excited for tonight? Absolutely not. Oh.

But who knows? Maybe we surprise people. Yeah. But we don't lose by like 20. There you go. Yeah. Cowboys even, it's not that good. When would you shift into a draft pick mode?

I said I wouldn't do it until Halloween, so I'm going to try and hold steady on that, but it's tonight. It's pretty bleak. It's tonight. But if they get the number one pick, what do you want to do? Trade down. I'll accumulate more assets. I like Baker.

I genuinely like Baker. I think he's a good. They will win. Baker will not go 0 and 5. Well, he's not playing. He's not playing. Oh, yeah. But my undrafted rookie quarterback.

Who's their quarterback? Jalen Daniels. His second. Jalen Daniels? Yeah, not Jaden Daniels. Jalen Daniels. Oh. They have the off brand Jaden Daniels.

He went to Kansas. Rockshaw. Oh, no. Oh, no. Jalen daniel and dan yeah he went there for six years and was undrafted yeah oh it was exciting though he's unbelievable to even make it this far yeah true you got you got to box yourself in an undrafted panza quarterback I want to get noticed by a quarterback so bad yeah jail and Daniels might be the one like a third string NFL guy to just

reach out to me and be like you know what thank you car yeah I really appreciate what you say for us. The voice for the voiceless. They're the most voiced. They're the American quarterback. They've been pampered their whole entire life. I think that's why they're hated so much. Because they're...

Stemned from long, like, deeply rooted insecurities of like, oh, this is the star of mine. They're all the fucking man. I think you just want the coolest dudes to like you. That could be it too. That is it too. You're being a little desperate. I am desperate. Nobody wants me.

I do. It's just like, yeah, guys around here. I mean, Major League pitchers seem to love you. We're talking we bringing a Major Leagueer in there. That's facts. I know, that really means the world. That is true. You're going to the movies with Che today?

Hell yeah. Who is? Me and Steve. Oh. What are you seeing? We're seeing the pedophile movie. I really want to see that You want to come

That's Rizzo's dog Kevin It's a good dog name Especially for a weaner dog Yeah it's a dog has a carrier I think it's Rizzo's cousin Okay He's got the dog He's got the whole old family here

Yeah he brought this old family here Yeah Kevin is such a funny name for a weiner dog Has everyone in this room Seeing a Maserati Mike today Yeah As if you have not, you need to see him. Oh, come out. Get out here.

It's a walk out. Make sure you include the shoes because... This is his suit that was too small. Yeah. The hair stuff. And with the third pick of the 2003 NBA drink. Wow. So this is your dad's...

Yeah, get in here. Get in here. Mike, do you have a giant dad? Yeah. How big is your shoes? How big is your shoes? How big daddy? He's probably 6-4.

He's lost some weight since this suit, but over two bills. Four. Yeah, I'm the smallest in a family. You look like a boxing promoter who's going to serenade a cigarette girl with a double kiss. Underage. Easy there, sweetheart. You're going to make me fall in love. That's my lawyer, dog?

Fuck. Even the shoes are kind of perfect. I haven't seen those shoes in forever. The asshole. These are my shoes. Really? Yeah. The shirt is mine.

Everything else. Everything else is my big dad. Everything else is my big dad. You got a migraine today? No. Okay. No. It completes it.

It does. Do you feel confident? I feel good. The change from yesterday morning to this morning, that alone. But I feel, yeah, I feel awesome. You start breaking shit more than a good idea. I think I might just be where my dad's suit got to work now. Baggy's in, right?

See Carlos Alcarez? I think it might be it. It's kind of cool. It is cool. Sunday, I'm going to try and get something special for Sunday. I don't like how good he looks. I know. You guys told me to wear a suit.

I don't know what you expected. A fitting suit to fit. No, but this is like, you also see the other suit. Yeah, I don't know where that. I moved since the last time I wore that, and I have no idea where it's. I do have a very European. Pian looking suit. Then I can...

Well, no, let's go the other way. What does that mean? Can you get your hands on a bigger suit? Um, pocket heads are in town. I could try. I could look for one. I, but this might be, this is one of the biggest I've got. I would say if I saw you walking down the street, I'm so out of like, what's cool these days,

I would think, oh, this must be like what's cool. Oh, this is back in. Yes. I would think maybe he's like doing that on purpose. I would. I think you're right. I think it is back in. Yeah.

Yeah. I think you were famous on TikTok or something. something. Yeah. What's the pin? That's a cheese grater. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Of course it is. Got to be locked in. Do you guys know that Maserati Michael gets migraines regularly? No. That's why I asked him about the sunglasses. He'll just, like it'll be Sunday afternoon and he'll just be sunglasses. I'd be like migraine. He's like, yeah. Oh, man. You also have a hiccup disease? Oh, I got chronic. Yeah, chronic hiccook. Chronic hiccup. Yeah, it's really weird. It's behind me. every time you hiccups, I jump.

He's like, yeah. They get really aggressive sometimes, too. And it's not like, they're like just super sporadic. Sometimes I'll just, like, get up. Like, if I go from sitting down to standing up, I'll do it.

You'll just have a one-off every one. They're loud? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some of them are really, really loud. A one-off? Yeah. Oh, I've never heard of a one.

It sound like they hurt, too, do they? Sometimes, yeah. I got like an endoscopy for it. Yeah. Oh, shit. Tried figuring it out. I just couldn't. They got nothing.

Okay. Yeah. Suit's unbelievable. Yeah, suits great. Thanks, guys. Mikey Lightfoot. All right, Michael. You're going to rock that suit every day?

I could bust out some different suits, but I could also just, you know, stick in one. Is your big dad a businessman? No. Oh, he just has a lot of works in construction. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool guy.

Huh. Yeah. All right. There goes. What a big dad. Big dad. Yeah. It's a great, great, my, my, my.

Great big dad. I'm afraid we're going to lose him, Nick. Mike? Yeah. So what? He's our guy. I know. He's our crossword guy.

Yeah. You guys call Mike? I only call Michael. Really? Yeah, I kind of like it. We're Mike. I'm a Mike guy, too. I know him as Mike.

It's interesting. Maz. You call him Maz? Maas. I go to the full Maserati, Mike. Sounds like he's in trouble. Yeah. I was running, Michael.

Get over here. Where's my big suit? He's not a big Mike guy. No. Can't be. No. Well, maybe in that suit. In that suit, he could be.

Give it a try. Chair. Big Mai. Okay, yeah, that was good. Chee, are we going to the theater with the two different popcorn butters? I've never been to this theater. Oh, I don't know. But I'm going to be getting some popcorn.

for sure. I can't wait. Lord. Can you have popcorn or no? Yeah, I can have popcorn. I'll have some with you tonight. All right. You get a large for yourself, though, right?

Yeah, I got the popcorn pass. I'm living to refills. You guys are you going to have your own bucket? Well, we're going to have our own. I don't want him pulling any funny business. Yeah. Cock in the bottom. Putting his penis on popcorn. You got to...

After you guys see a movie together, do you stand outside your cars and discuss it for 10 minutes like a book club before you go home or it's like he'll probably review I'll film the review for you Steve no you're going to be in it well we'll talk about it okay for a minute yeah yeah one minute review it for us yeah he will

how many laughs are you expecting I don't know do you want love scenes in this one Steve I complain there's no love scenes kind of a weird love story I've heard it's more about the guy than the show. So I don't really know what to expect.

Some people like it. Some people don't. We'll see. Excited for the review. Thank you. Let me do another ad. And I think Rizzo's going to do the gauntlet. Marzetti. Yeah, I think he's hovering around. Dom said he's going to bring him down.

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Ducky Medwick, 1934 World Series. Okay. Tell me more about them. He's in the gas house gang, St. Louis Cardinals. Dizzy Dean, Paul Dean, Pepper Martin. Medwick slid into a Tigers player, heard him, and all the Tigers fans just started pelting him with fruits and vegetables and gourds.

No way. The commissioner kind of saw Mountain Landis and step in and said, you're out of the game, you're causing too much commotion. The guy getting hit by the gourds and the peppers. and pulled them from the game pulled them from the game Wow

Does they win the series? 11-0 It was the gas house gang Okay 11-0 the game or the I think they won the World Series Yeah Yeah

Good for the Gas House game What was his name? Duckie Ducky Medwick Medwick Ducky Medwick This is like I was looking into old world series

Do you remember the White So? Like 1914? I can't say I do. They were conspiring to lose. Oh, you're talking about like the Black Sox show? The Black Sox, yeah, you know, yeah, I didn't know about that. Yeah. Yeah, shoeless Joe Jackson was.

That was Shoeless Joe? Yeah. God, I love reading about old, old timey baseball. Like it seems so fantastical. Yeah. Is the story about the team winning two and a half to one real? Because the guy, the bat broke and he had a. hit a ball with an axe and half of the ball went out.

Probably. That's the shit that was going on. And then Kennesaw Mountain Landis sticks in. Baseball is so old. I had that real estate. The Niners are wearing a patch on their jersey that says 80 years. And then I realized, like, the Cubs were celebrating 150 years. And it's like did the math of like, it's crazy.

The Chicago Cubs existed for 70 fucking years before the Niners. nuts. There's a whole lifetime that passed of baseball before the Niners started playing football. The Niners feel like to have. Why did the fans even have fruits and vegetables? Yeah, seriously. And there was Merkel's Boner. Yeah.

Costs the Giants World Series. I think so. Did that ruin Merkel's life, the boner? Yeah. He was a base running blunder, I believe. I think so. Oh. Well, the fans.

handsome. Yeah. He was probably like 19 in that photo. 1908. Mm-hmm. Merkle. God. Merkel's has good wings.

He was only 19. The bar in Wrigleyville. That has nothing to do with this. I mean, it probably does. Maybe so. It looks like the boner. They don't even give it uppercase. Oh, yeah, Moose McCormick was on.

He was the game morning run. It's like, what happened, though? What was the boner? Come on in. He never touched second. He never touched second. We're talking old-timey baseball. Hello?

How we doing? Old-timey baseball. You familiar with Ducky Medwick? Ducky Medwick. What was the year was Ducky Medwick? 1934. Here's Kevin pooped on the blue turf. That makes it all.

Broke it in. I just got a text saying Kevin pooped on the blue turf, which is a very funny. text to get. Kate, what do you got? Kate. Kate. Oh, no. Kate. That's always food around. Dante said it bring him. Yeah. That's fine. Kevin's the man.

So Rizzo's running the marathon on Sunday, and I was telling you. Why? You don't need to be doing that. You won a World Series. You don't need to run a marathon. You're raising money, or are you just running it to run it? I wanted to tell all my friends and family that I was running the marathon. I think you've impressed him a night.

Yeah, but you retire. No, when you retire, you lose it. fast everyone forgets fast so damn i think now i have a loser now yeah the marathon is for non-athletes to feel accomplished that's for us also no we don't forget you won the most never forget world series ever this is the i know well 10 year anniversary yeah so raising money yeah our our foundation oh you're just a good person my wife ran the marathon a few years ago it's i ran a after she ran it the next day, I ran a mile, and I was like, how the fuck do these,

can I curse on this? Yeah, yeah. How do these people do this? And then I just signed up for it and regretted the decision. But now that I'm at the end, after the training, I feel good about it. How long you've been training? Four months, five months. The Don's running it with you, right?

No, he backed out. Oh, yeah. No. He backed out. Damn. The Don backed out, and I texted him in our group three months ago, saying, hey, I know this play you've ran on me before. Are you

going to run? If not, we'll give away your spot. All shit. Okay. We're talking about the marathon, Dante. Yeah, you're running. You're back down? Dante, you're running the marathon? Why's he having to like where? He's the tongue in here. Where's Cap? He's over here.

Dante. Kev. Come on. I don't know. He's pacing. Oh. Oh. Oh. After you. I like that. Kevin didn't like that.

Dante, you bailed on is it running the man- Do you want to tell this story? Do you want to tell this story? I was being responsible. I could not, in good faith,

commit to it. I tried. I really, really tried. I just didn't have time to train. So you didn't try? No, I do.

I legit did not have time. So do what? To run every now and then? No, you got to, it's like you have to train seriously. It was a it was a regimen you build up

You stay steady what were you doing like three a day See more tan? Yeah he's he's more handsome He's got the best hair What are you saying? You look great What's making you better looking these days? Thank you You look awesome I don't know I appreciate it I don't believe you guys but I think it's the gray hair thank you

I think you're a good looking too Don yeah No it's tough but Anthony's I'm proud of him he is in like the best shape I've ever seen him in right now he's running 20 miles in the humidity of Florida it's so gross down there right now I don't know how you're doing it I think you're gonna kill it on Sunday thanks thank you mentioned the noise what's the way what's happening chef Donnie uh-huh he's blending something something smoking too oh there's fire there's fire he's got a fire then oh it's the bread boys so we're doing a fucking show We're doing a show

What do you mean? We hear you We're in the show you No, but we're doing a show Okay We're having a show off All right, so Right back to it

So disrespect Right back to it Danden's scary, man Oh, it's a flame You don't need that for bread That's every day here, Rizzo every day um all right so are you ready for the gauntlet so the part that i didn't explain to you you're doing everything on the court then you have to come sit down and do trivia okay so tj

show him a sample all right so there's a bunch of questions here all you have to do is get 10 answers on like you can just answer any of them you know what i mean so you could do like oh bears bengals six enough teams start with the letter b then you could go flags of brazil yellow green and then you could go starbursts. You just got to get 10 total. 10 total. So Bears bangles is two, and then I can go into seven areas.

Yes, yes, yes. And we'll kind of help you out with telling you which ones, like, when he pulls it up, we'll be like, oh, go for this one. Five most famous magicians on Instagram. Carl Michael, that one of them? Probably.

Are you a big magic fan? Oh, oh my goodness. Donnie, what the? He's running around with them. He's chasing. He's chasing. Why? Look at that thing.

What is he? What is he? Just making bread. There's just no way you need that for whatever they're baking. No. For any dish. So after the gauntet. After the court, you sit down and answer.

So my time doesn't stop. Yes, until you get 10. Oh, God. Yeah. That's where some, I've told you, a lot of baseball players have done this. That's where some of the baseball players kind of. Fuck. Yeah.

We had a baseball player who didn't know what a vowel was. Yeah. Really? What is that? Hey, yeah. Who was that? He was a tiger. I think Spencer.

Spencer Torkelson maybe was the one who it was like six big cats and he didn't get Tiger. Hold on. Just who's who's in charge of the trivia? You just say it in there and then T.J. will type in the back. Why? T.J. T.J.

is a Yankees fan. All right. T.J. I'm sorry we didn't win in 24. Just take it easy on me here. Well, no. TJ's borderline illiterate. So he'll fuck up.

Yeah. I'm going to do my best. That's part of the charm. I've seen, I've seen. the Don and Big Cat More Big Cat than the Don Grow this bar stool No, Don's done, yeah, yeah.

One A, one B. Yeah, the Big Two. You all right, Don? Stay dreaming. Yeah, I remember that? I think the first year was the 100 lost season. Yeah, I was terrified of you. You hate, you thought Big Cat was like a psychopath.

I made a shirt for you. That was the, remember when you got like absolutely bundled at first base in Milwaukee. You like went flying. In Houston. Oh, it was Houston? Yeah, yeah. I knew it was indoors. Yeah. And I made a shirt.

Because you were basically the only thing we had. Literally. We just like build the whole team out of Rizzo. I was terrified of you. I remember Kyle Orso told me like when you were like, wait, did you work with that big cat guy? Like, you're fucking, you guys are crazy. And Kyle Orso was like, you need to leave. Oh, man.

How far we've come. All right. Let's do it. You ready? Am I starting here? No. No, you're starting at the bags. Bags, football.

You got this. Fuck. Just beat Summets time. I don't know. TJ, do you know what John Summets time was? 3.10. All right. Just don't lose.

You got to start with them on the ground. All of them? Yeah. I have to go one at a time? No, you can pick them all up, but. you know, get started. Then we go to soccer. And we got to soccer.

You got to score. So you got to shoot from those three. If you miss those three, you can score from anywhere, Rizzo. Okay. Wait, turn around. I'm just going to turn around real quick. Yeah. You got to crush the baseball.

All right. That's the one I'm most nervous about. He would have to chase. You're going to crush the baseball. You're going to crush the baseball. Che is very funny that Che is. You heard that? I think I told him.

story but when she was at I think they did the Rizzo day this year and Che was there and he texted me he was like how good was this Rizzo guy you didn't say you didn't tell me that I was like he was really good dude like really really good

yep I'm gonna say three to one all right three two one go here we go oh yeah soccer soccer right Ron Deutsch yes Oh, wow. Oh, boy, he's cooking right now.

Watch this. Take a look at this. This is going to trip him up. Oh, he fucking stinks. There we go. Oh, shit. Is he a lefty? Yep.

Dumb question. He's a time going. He's just got to get. He was nervous about this. Not a hooper. Not a hooper. This is where it humbles you. World Series champion marathon runner

You can't do it all Yes One more He's a great announcer too Yeah Been awesome on their podcast's been great too Stay in it Stay in the fight

You got a good time going There we go Trivia, let's go trivia You got a really good time going Oh nine teams in Florida NBA NFL MLB NHL Nine teams in Florida heat marlins panthers lightning oh Tampa Bay Rays not a fan of one of them Jacksonville

Jaguars Miami Dolphins stink Lance Bass my man we go that's back that's that's in sync in sync yeah Connecticut Pennsylvania New Jersey New York no No. Is that 10? How many? No, one more, one more. New Jersey, Connecticut, Baltimore. Teams in Florida think are like Shin Lim or David Blaine. Lance Bass. He's an extra voice.

He's in seven countries. Asia. Three pitchers with over 4,500 strikeouts. Nolan Ryan. Pick it caught. There we go. Time. 242. That's pretty good.

That's not bad. That's a terrible. No, no. Not in the big team. You're going to be pretty good. Pretty good spot. Basketball got you. You're at like 34 seconds when you got to basketball. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You're smashed. You were like smash. I couldn't believe how much I was falling short.

It kind of gassed you. This is a. This is the whole like we have the entire leaderboard of all the people. Yeah, Matt Olson. See that? Matt Olson. Matt Olson, absolute stud, 107. 107. 107. He was awesome. Yeah. Titus. Almost the best time. All right.

Yeah, look at that. Right by, uh... Let's see what we got. Vinny. I beat Kedek. He beat Kedik. Beat Kedik. Bekeleong, beat Alex Crusoe, C.M. Punk.

Be, let's see, what other? RG3. He beat a lot of big names. Jared from Subway. Crushed his time. You guys had Jerry from... There we go. It was ever Zoom.

A lot of people don't care. A lot of people don't care. All right, respectful. Yeah, so here's baseball. So where are you in baseball? How far? 24. 24 out of 39.

So you're right in the middle. How was I on the trivia on baseball? Actually decent. Yeah, actually decent. We had, uh, yes, Matt Olson. I'm trying to think who else is? We've had a lot of baseball players. Paul Skeens was terrible.

Terrible. Look at that. Gunner Henderson, too. Wow. I wouldn't think that. Yeah, Gunner was bad. Sal Freelick. Yelly.

Yelich was great. Yeah. So that's a pretty good showing. All right. Well, thanks for coming by, man. Best luck in the marathon. I need it. Yeah.

Will you make a sign for me? I actually, my, my kids' teacher is running it, so they're going to, they're going to, like, do, like, a support group. So I'll throw in an extra sign. All right. What's the, I don't know. It's somewhere in Lakeview. All right.

So what's the furthest you ran in training? 20. Oh. Yeah. So you got it. And those last six miles are you. Some dudes will train up, but they say,

only do like eight or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had a guy who ran it last year who just quit. He just went to the bar after like 10 miles. I quit on a few runs. Yeah.

Yeah. I speak I had to run 10 miles. I said, no, I'm only running six. And I literally stopped at three. I just kept my stuff going. That's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, man.

All right. Well, great seeing you. Thanks for stopping by. Good gauntlet time. And next time you come by, you can do the gauntlet again and just get higher and higher. Yeah.

Dante, I love you. That's big. Love you too. Nick, we do Blue Chew read. I'm going to walk Anthony out. And then maybe we'll get Tate's uncles on. A little break to talk about Blue Chew. Blue Chew is the official sponsor of the

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Thank you, Bluechu. Sent our bed from the fourth floor down to the basement. Oh, yeah. Goodness gracious. Beef. Yep. Anyway. What's Brandon hollering at?

He's always hollering. He's hollering. What's matter, Danny? Hugging him? Why? Just staring at me. He was like, good to see you. Yeah.

That'll happen. See that guy that said he's not a fan of Barstool, but he's a fan of Danny Conrad? No, that's rocks. I respect that. There's a guy not a fan of Barstool, but I'm a fan of Darstool, but I'm a fan of Danny. Oh, right. I don't rock with Dave Portnoy

or Barstool at all, but I grew up with Danny Conrad and Nary Farer, and they are generally the nicest human beings you'll ever meet. Oh, well, he can suck our dick. He's right, though.

Yeah, agreed. Spell that he's last name wrong. The Tates have gathered. Oh, all the Tates are here. Yeah. Are they drinking? Yeah, they were, they were handing out cups.

Yeah. Sitting in the gambling cave. Love that. Is he going to... They're like... Rizzo didn't get the magic in the... He did not get mad. No, they're a forgettable franchise.

Oh, did you ask him about being a magic fan, though? No, not really. Okay, all right. You did, he didn't answer. Yeah. You'd have to be miserable to be like, no, I don't like magic. I can see the people out there. I can see you, you can either, you can, like, hate it because you think it's evil or you can love it.

It's weird to be, it can't be, like, apathetic. I think I'm indifferent toward magic. shitty magic i watch it if it's available to me but i'm not ever gonna if you said can do you want me to bring him my magic guy and magician i'm like maybe yeah yeah i'm not into yo-yo's but i'll watch the fuck out of a yo-yo trick if somebody walks in front of me with a yo-yo I'm like that yeah yeah yeah i'm not gonna ask for it but right yeah i'm not into all that jick shit shit not bucky cox that was an incredible yeah yeah you're right curious at all yeah again if I'm here and y'all bring one, I'm going to watch it

and be amazed. You think Rizzo's seen Spellbinder? Spelbiter! Is that Kiki Palmer? Is it? What? Why? Where? It was the magician Connor hired. Didn't invite any of them. Oh, that was he yelled

during the camera. He had the party and invited everyone in the office for us. That's that guy. Yeah. And then he had the party and then invited us 20 minutes before. That's right. Connor does not like us. That's right. If you were Connor, would you like us? No. Okay. No. I'm okay with that.

No. Like, were you ever watching, like, Chris Angel? No, I didn't. I wouldn't watch. Really? He would just, like, kill himself for 10 hours, and then... He levitated shack over a roof, right? He did do that. He was a big levitator. He was levitating everywhere. Which, like, if you have the ability to do that, you should do it.

Yeah. He was doing it without consent. Yeah, he was just... Like, when you find out you have that magic power, you got to just spam it, I think. we're due for a new world famous magician. Speaking of magic power, should Chef Donnie have a flame in his hand? No. No, probably not.

Not that big. Probably not. Did you ask him what it was for? I walked by there. He said curry. Yeah, they had like a small little hole of something. He's like, we needed to dry it out. So he's like nuking it with a...

I don't think you need that for curry. It's his 30th tomorrow. I think he's going through it. Yeah. That's it. He was like, we could have put it in the oven, but I thought this would be more fun. His last hurrah.

Oh, he's in for a treat. His 30s? Yeah, early 30s. Oh, there they are. There's the crew. It's Ohio is a good. Oh, man. White Sox, Steve.

Come in here. And then we'll get Uncle Pat in here. What up, boys. So White Sox Dave is not ready to go the game. He has to go home. He couldn't just bring a White Sox sweater. I assume that's why he has to go home. I guess so.

Yeah, I don't know. All the other boys there seem like they're ready to go. Yeah. What times the game? Well, so it's seven, but they went to bed last night, and the game was going to be at three if the Padres won. Then they woke up. So I think they were already geared for an afternoon game, and then they just didn't change their plans. Got it.

We're just going to treat it like it's a three o'clock game. I respect you. How are you doing? Your beard is so thick. Yeah, why did it get so thick? I just got it trimmed up a- It looks great. It looked like a Greek statue. Thank you.

How are you doing? I'm okay. Are you angry at all? not no I'm not angry no I'm a little hungover I can't I can't handle alcohol anymore but Mincey has been added to your team that I don't like that one bit bad juju bad vibes he had your back we said that was a little too far yeah team Dave thank you as always I'm team Dave as well yeah um I guess we just got to deal with it yeah it is what it is that's what I'm gonna try to do would it be different I'm gonna say

wearing guardian stuff instead of white no no no no okay so she's present as a whole, yeah. You don't want them at all. You want to be locked in. Exactly. I want to be locked in. I don't need Mincy talking about how he had a home run proper or something. That's not what I want today.

Yeah. How are you feeling about the White Sox? I feel really good. Yeah? Yeah. This shouldn't be an excuse, but I'm using it as one. I always needed the night game at home. And now that it's flexed to say.

We did talk about this on Monday. So this isn't revisionist history. Yeah. So is this Obama territory? Iraq, sorry? Is this Obama? territory now? Maybe, maybe. What happened with that? I don't, I'll tell you what. Tate said that I definitively said it. He's trolling, obviously. I got a text and it, I think I said who it was,

but it's a guy who has connections to the White Sox. He has hooked us up with a few things in the past we as in Barstool. And he sent me Scott Merkin's tweet. If T.J. wants to pull up Scott Merkin's tweet about the first pitch. Yeah, T.J. Pull up Scott Merkin. He sent me, Scott Merkin, he's the MLB.com beat writer for the socks. T.J. Merkin. Hey, pull up your Merkin, T.J. What about your Merkin, T.J? Who's the guy that had the boner?

That's Merkle. Merckel. Mercil. You probably know Merkin's brother, Randy. Anyways. Randy Merkin. Oh, I know Randy well. Yeah.

I've got one of those. So his brother is the White Sox beat guy. Randy and I text a lot. Yeah. You know Randy Merkin. I know Randy Merkin. Okay. His brother is the White Sox beat.

guy he sent out a tweet huge guess for um first pitch tomorrow which i don't care about in any form ever for any game it doesn't matter okay and then tate asked me who it was and i showed him so another guy sent me murkin's tweet via text with a giff of obama like doing an obama thing well so what was the obama thing was it the frown the it might have been i don't know and i'm like apparently it's obama and that's all it was yeah i i did hmm Um Hold on But that's where it in Tate's like

Dave just said that Obama I didn't I didn't know who it was I didn't care who it was I heard it might be him He's done it at Sox Park in the past So I'm like oh okay if it's Worthy of a tweet like oh big surprise guest Throwing out the first pitch

Okay I didn't And the only other person it could have been Was the Pope and I'm like zero fucking shot for that Or Cusack No that would have never happened I don't know

you really don't think so no they always show him TV and stuff when he's at the game they like him sounds like a big name to our first pitch for tomorrow's games no hint is given so have at it should have been it should be clarified no hints were given

to me as to who it is so that's why I said who is guessing have at it hmm the fact that you got the Obama gift is fucked up man oh it's just a picture okay it's a picture of Obama

he's not even a gift he's in a socks jersey lifting his hand up waving at the crowd. That's pretty on the nose. But that wasn't the same guy who knew that there was going to be a big guess as first pitch, right? That was someone who sent you the tweet, who made their own assumption? They made it seem definitive. But this wasn't your inside source who sent the Obama gift, correct? No, it was. Oh, okay. It was. But did you, before anyone else pointed out to you, did you have the thought of why would Barack Obama throughout the first pitch for game three of the ALDS? Yeah. Afternoon game. Of course. Yeah. Of course. So you questioned it.

Yeah. You thought this. Yes. Yeah. make sense to use them at this spot. Yeah. Maybe at the ALCS, is that? Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Is that an Obama spot? I mean, you got to get there, but maybe.

World Series, for sure. Absolutely for the World Series. You go for the... Is Pope? Is Pope World Series? I think that... I don't think Obama is an actual fan. I think he just is in passing,

kind of. He'll wear the colors or whatever, but I guarantee you that Pope knows the exact box score of the game yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, but... I don't think you should mix religion in sports. And a guy like that, I don't think that that would be a good look for him. What do you mean mixed religion?

He can be a fan. I think this is good to humanize them. Yeah, but I think that I don't know. I'm not Catholic. But wouldn't that be a bad look for the Pope if he's thrown out a first pitch? No, I think he's a man of the Pope. Divine intervention. I mean, I would love it.

That'd be awesome. Did the Gandhi ever throw out a pitch? Did we ever get, no. Was he an actual religious leader? Yeah, right? That was his whole shtick, wasn't it? I think so. Same seventh inning stretch.

So what about Tate's report today from you? What about it? About the first pitch. Are we not believing it? What did you say? He said per White Sox team. Yeah, he's lying. He's doing the Tate stuff.

I don't even know what he said, but I know it's a lie. Whatever he said, I don't know who's throwing out the first pitch. That was, and when the guy threw it out, I had never heard of him. I had never heard of that TV show. I was like, this is what they were hyping up. Like, no offense to the guy, but... It's off campus. It's a straight, heated rivalry. Oh.

I guess it's a chick show, right? And, like, all the chicks love this guy? Where white socks, Dave? Michael Jordan is throwing outside ceremony at first pitch. Pope Leo is catching the pitch. And Oprah Winfrey is calling it a baller strike. Did you fucking say that? Damn, dude. Yeah, I said that, yeah.

It's bold. It's a liar. Look at him. He's a liar. Look at all four of the teams. And his dad right there should be, he should feel sickened that he raised a liar of his son. Oh, he bailed as a father. I'm joking. The Tate family is great. We call him the Tate family.

It's not their last name, but the Tate family. That works. Yeah. All right, well, good luck today. I'm excited. I have your back. I think you just ignore Mincy. Is there any chance of a Dave meltdown?

What does a meltdown look like to you? Like a Frank to take freak out if they lose? Yes. No, that's where I like shut the fuck up and I make a B-line home. I don't melt down like that. I don't throw shit in like Jersey Jerry or whatever. I've seen you punch shit. Yeah, that was I was competing in the game though.

Okay, okay. Yeah. This I just suck it up and I think about all my lives or all my years of like misery and just sit there and stewing it. Right before you beeline to that Uber, you hear, mind of a hopping. I'm not giving him a single ounce of a ride to the tour from these games. And I know that question's coming. Absolutely not on that. Will you be sitting next to him?

I think probably Tate and I'll be close to him, yeah. Close and I'll be within earshot of him no matter where we're sitting. So that's, it doesn't matter if he's right next to me or eight people away from me. Is there a chance? Mincy's the first pitch? Yeah. I would love that. That'd be great, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Huge Shocks fan. lifelong baseball fan from Chicago, Southside, probably Evergreen Park Eye or something. He's not, he's not, are you going to keep your hands to yourself today? The tap off was interesting. Yeah, I got a little fired up right there. The, the, I started tapping each other's heads. I initiated that. I shouldn't have done it. With who? Tate. Tate. Did you miss the tap off? I missed a tap off. Yeah, they were tapping each. They were tapping each other on the top of the head.

And I think we were both wrong. I didn't, I don't remember the Tappoff. is wrong or trivy? No, like when the catchers watching a challenge a pitch, he's got to tap his head. He won't the tap off actually.

I'm right on this. I'm going to test. Oh, fucking wrong. Since we have replayed. This poor guy behind you. So these kids in front of us, Oh, no, it was a deserved tap. He got me back.

I think I spilled a gallon of beer on the two kids in front of them. A gallon. Dave. Dave. How'd you do that? Just jumping up in, I, Mr. Tate bought a beer for me, and it wasn't a can. So I'd have it in my hand. Some would happen.

I'd jump up. I apologize to you kids. I forget their names. They're fans, bars, though. I think they were like 18. They were young. I was dousing with beer, yeah. And I would hit the back of their head all the time with my hands and shit.

And the upper deck there is so steep. The row in front of you, they're like underneath you. It's like vertical. So I kept like, I would hit his head and shit. And I apologize profusely like 12 different times. But yeah, he got a, he got a beer shower. So are you not drinking today? I'm not going to drink like I did yesterday.

How was the crowd? It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. Good environment? Yeah, great. Look cool on TV. we show up for big games like that

all right tave we're gonna tell tate and uncle pat to come in do you want me in here for them or no uh yeah yeah i guess you could yeah uncle pat and t come on in brandon said he's dizzy brinine migraine i don't know hopefully he's okay he's walking it off

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Uncle Pat? Big it. How's doing? Good to meet you. You excited for the game? More just as excited I was yesterday. Okay. Did you guys go to the bar this morning?

Well, you know. Maybe for one. Okay. I saw you guys saw Ohio Street. That's pretty cool. We did. We were supposed to go to days, but obviously the hangover, you know. That's not.

You promised a breakfast sandwich with cheddar cheese, Dave. And I said you guys can come back. So he didn't, you were supposed to have breakfast at Dave's and he just didn't. You know, he couldn't make it two days in a row. Oh, my God. I didn't. While my place was such a disaster from having them over yesterday, I hadn't cleaned it yet. So that would have been a whole process.

And it took like three hours to prep all that food this morning. I woke up at six to do all that yesterday, and they got there at night, and I just started cooking. And you did a great job. Everyone agrees, you did a great job. Best breakfast we've ever heard of it. It was awesome. Really? Wow.

We tried to be a good cook. It actually is a good cook. The hospitality was fantastic. It was awesome. I was excited to show off Southside culture to the Tate family. And now you guys are going back again. We're doing it again, yeah. All over again.

All over again. Then you'll be in Cleveland. No, there's no Cleveland. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, this feels very amicable. I mean, you guys are division rivals.

It's a playoff game. That's the thing. I don't consider them rivals. I wish I hated the Cleveland or Minnesota. Yesterday wasn't even a big game for us. We just, we knew we had to play the game and we get the Saturday. And so we played the game and played again tonight. Him and Smokes did go at it yesterday. It was a good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, you know, you know how Nicky is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was chirping after hello. Yeah.

We ran the old bob and weave on him. And he had no. idea what hit him. Yeah. He also, like, is an idiot for trying to get in a drinking contest with you guys. Especially when there was three of us and we were doing the bob. Yeah. Bob the weed.

What's the bob and weed? Every time we grabbed a beer, we gave Nikki one every time. So there's three of us drinking. Oh. So he had to double up and double up. And then he got two behind and, you know, how he counts. Not right. Exactly.

Exactly. Oh, man. There he goes. drinking right now he's where he's already going okay he's already he's already too behind right he's got to finish that one at least are you strictly beer oh yeah I'm smarter yeah yeah we took that was the beginning of the end uh Nikki did a little shot in the after the third beer yesterday and he went from one side of the mountain right over to the other yeah you can see it in real done oh yeah yeah I stayed away from that that was before we even left my my place it was

yeah it was I was I I was a little worried that he was going to be a liability yesterday, and I was going to be, because it wasn't going to be him. He had, Tate had the family. It was going to be me that I had to look after him. Is that your whole family, Tate, just all beer? Is that? Shout out, Uncle Steve didn't make the trip.

He went to games one and two, but Uncle Steve would be a heavy hitter. Now, are you guys, is three brothers or is your brother-in-laws? They are, they are. Steve is a true brother. They are fraternity brothers. Oh. Oh, so he's not even your uncle? Yeah, we are.

I've been raised. I've been raised. since day one i love that wait so you're not i'm just learning this too i was yesterday i thought they're uncles our best friends yeah yeah you've been together for 40 years and yeah yeah that's awesome that is great i love that it's like uncle joey yeah it's like oh it's exactly like full house they played baseball at mount union together got it yeah we had a bunch of good d3 talk yesterday yep yep talked about the 80s when augustana went on their three pete and how mount union just started the precipice of greatness in the late 80s,

and then that transitioned into Wisconsin Whitewater. They dominated a few years until my school. Oh, you're doing it again. You're doing the talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about football. Yeah, football. Oh, football.

Not baseball. Tate, we were saying, is there any chance the Mincy thing backfires and he ends up at a game in Ohio State Gear? Let me say this. I watched a little bit after you guys kept talking. You said I'm the toe in the line. I am fully on the side of if you make the call, like, hey, send Danny Conrad or send Chief or send whoever and say.

said of Mincy. That was not my idea. Now that they're sending him, I think it's like I'll play into it, make the content. He's pissed. Nicky Smokes is pissed. Yeah. Cleveland Crews pissed. You might get a lot of fans if you say, fuck it, Mincy. But if Mincy's coming, we're going to include him in the crew.

It is funny that they did it. I had no idea. Yeah, you. I wouldn't want Mincy. I wouldn't. No, I want to be laser focused. Yeah. I don't want, oh, God damn it.

Roll over ground ball. Just move them to a different seat. They originally they told me that it was same section, different spots. And I said it just comes down to can Eddie like make it funny? And now we have eight in a row. Great seats though. Shout out tick pick. Yeah, shout out tick pick.

Just put Mincy on the other side of Eddie. Well, what's the, so Dan, what's your, what we had a little argument today yesterday. What's the proper order in seats? I think it should be Eddie on the aisle and he can film. Yeah, I mean, but Mincy on the other side of Eddie. Because Mincy doesn't, this isn't, this doesn't concern Mincy. It should probably be Nikki Smokes, then White Sox, Dave, then you. and then my family.

Then your family. You guys should be next. I agree with that. Yeah, we're like, Nicky's done an awesome job with the White Sox. He, to his credit, did hop a board

when they were losing a million games a year. A lot of people are giving them a shit for that. I'm not. But you and I are the lifelong fans. I think we need to be next time. I heard Smoke say we about the White Soxie.

I hate that. He's been doing it a lot. I overheard a conversation in the office. He's just like, yeah, we just got to get going a little. I hate that with everybody. when they do it. So not just him, but I did notice that as well. I don't mind people we, but it just took me a thing. I don't mind it when it's when it's

college because you could have been in like the classroom with whoever you're rooting for. You know, that can be we, but I don't, I'll never say we for the socks. It's always the socks. I don't know he was that bought in, I guess. He's, he's, we in the socks. I still got to coach him up on, on the players. He was when they brought in Hennon Smith yesterday and he, he struggled a little bit, but he's been incredibly good for like six weeks a plus. and he's like, this guy sucks, we got to get him out. And I'm like, I didn't say it in real time, but I want to be like, smokes. This has been like our absolute best pitcher.

Hagen Smith's starting tonight. Yeah. Love that. You'd think if he cared so much, you'd have a beer in his hand. It would be drinking a little bit. Yeah, right. A big kick. We circled back a little bit about it.

You asked about, is anybody mad yesterday? Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure the right word is mad, but if you leave the game early and don't say goodbye to your crew, isn't that a little bit of poor sportsmanship? You just say goodbye? I should have said goodbye. You should have definitely said goodbye. People are giving me shit for that.

That was, once it was a six-run game in the ninth, I'm like, classic case of just get them tomorrow at this point. I don't think anyone, I agree with you. If I was down six and it's like that, okay, okay, fine. Yeah. You did just stand up and walk down the stairs. They want to. I have past president with this too.

Yeah, not? We had spent the last 14 hours. I should, no, I should have said goodbye. I made sure to reach out afterwards and say it was great meeting your family and like. You're great. The PCA home run, this, uh, when we went me Eddie Chief and White Sox Dave and

he was out of the stadium before the ball hit the nature. So I would say the only thing I would disagree with is playoff game I would be nervous. Like what if the White Sox came back? Like that would be a all-time moment. Yeah. Like regular season 100%. The regular season I'm fucking out of it. Yes. I can tell when they are or aren't they just didn't have it.

You know the game that way. Yeah. That's small you thank you. Uncle Pat, I got a question for you because Tate's too much of a coward to answer it. What do you think about crying Ryan kicking us off big noon kickoff? Listen, I'm not going to touch that one. Okay. Okay, okay. Pleading the fifth.

Okay. That was a very diplomatic answer from you. I thought about that for at least a second. We had a pep talk before. Remember, Pat, remember what I told you what he said about the Wisconsin Chancellor, though? Yeah. Anti-football. No, I got in trouble last year.

I understand. I called her anti-football pussy. She then went to an Ivy League school, so I was right. You were right. Yeah, exactly. You're not allowed on the campus at all? No, no, I'm back. I'm totally back.

Last year they were upset that I said that. At Ohio State. No, no, at Wisconsin. Oh, okay. I called the chancellor, the current chancellor, the former chancellor, an anti-football pussy. You were proven correct, though. I was proven to an Ivy League school?

Yes, she then left the job and went to Columbia, Ivy League School. That's stamps your... Yeah, I was like, okay, I was right. She might be anti-football. Now, explaining to my wife, who she was like, I was like, you don't understand. It's funny because it's a woman and I called her a pussy. Right. Like, I don't think that's funny.

I was like, no, but it is. Well, didn't you also hype up the super horny chancellor? Which one was that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy who's making only fans videos. Yeah. He's different. He's not UW Madison, but.

Different guy. He was pro football. Who do we like in Ohio high school football this year? I mean, the Grizzlies are fucking tough. The Grizzlies are tough, but Mueller's tough. Maslin just got hit with that big scandal, and so they're pretty much done. Two kids suspended.

For what? You know, they transferred from Hoban. They got one's going to Oregon. One could go anywhere he wants, and they both got ruled ineligible for the playoffs. Yeah. I just knew that he had. Wait, the playoffs already started?

No, they got ruled ineligible. They played the first five games, and then they re-evaluate, and so they suspended him, I think, for game seven. And then the rest of the way. Okay. Yeah. I just, I just knew he'd have thoughts on.

My dad would have. Yeah, I knew that those guys, you take one look at him. You're like, those guys have thoughts on high school football. Wadsworth, I'm surprised you guys aren't refs. Or do they? My dad's a Wadsworth guy. Is Wosworth recruit? No.

It's Wadsworth. All right. Oh, that's, that seemed mean. No, they don't recruit. No, they don't. Oh, Madonna County, guys. Do you guys travel in a group to a lot of different games? Yeah, this is in our first.

rodeo. Not your first rode. Do you have one that stands out in your mind? It's like, this was the ultimate trip we ever did, the greatest. Pat, tell them about March Madness, what you guys have done for how long has it been? Yeah, we've done it for 40 years. So there's probably 15, 20 of us that get together for the beginning weekend of March Madness from Wednesday night till Sunday.

And we watch, we have four TVs going. We watch all the games, a bunch of different rules, bunch of different games, bunch of different drinking games. And it is just a blast. That's awesome. But it's like a family reunion every year. I love that. Yeah.

What's the game called, Pat? You can say it. No, I'm not. You can say it's white guy dunks. So anytime a white guy dunks in March Madness, they all run up and take a shot. Wow. That's an awesome game. They started it.

And then drive home. No, no, no, no. That's one thing. It's like high school. You all stay there. It's like high school. But you don't get a midnight game like Penn's playing and they have four white guys on the court and three of Merch 610. You're going to die.

Yeah. That's a great game. You played all the way until Sunday? We leave Sunday morning. first thing. And I'll go home and laying on the couch and our wives love us. Yeah. You know the feeling, right?

Yeah, man. That's so funny. Hands to yourself. Oh, no. What? Friday. Are we back? No.

His brother. The internet, I think, is going out. Trying to silence us. Oh, man. Does this mean we're not live right now? We're like cutting in and out. I think the internet is going out. Dang.

Well, that stinks. It does. Did you guys meet Anthony Rizzo? No, I just saw him do the... Not a shooter. No, definitely not a shooter. No, no. He was nervous about that.

He still had a great time. Yeah, he was a good time. What was it? It's like 234 or something. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Wow.

You probably practice a few times, though. I got a half dozen, probably. Yeah. Are you guys all staying at Tate's? Yeah. That's very funny. Yeah. is we've hospitality.

The husband's giving us, giving us free reign, do what we want. I swear to God, I was going to offer couches at my place if you guys need to see in the sleeping situation you guys had. We bring cots.

But they're acting like that's like bad hospitality. My dad has a fleet of those cots. They sleep in sleeping bags at March Madness. They show up to a place. They all bring a cot. They love it. Shout out Cabellis. Big shout out of me.

I mean, really, really that these cots are not like, like you like army cots they're they're nice they're high quality yeah also they've like wide by seven feet long they've perfected like you guys drink from the time you wake up through we went to bed at 830 last night you woke up you did a five mile walk boom you can do it again yeah and no liquor that that's that's your problem dave you didn't do the five mile walk today i'm doing that in between i'm leaving here going get my workout in going to the game okay no i got to get a sweat going to get all the shit i put my body yesterday out of it a lot of

sounds so aggressive. I can't drink anymore. I can't let, not like that, starting at 9 a.m. then going for 12 hours. You hear the nerves in the voice already? The nerves already. I'm nervous for the drinking. I'm not nervous for the baseball game.

See, I was, no, I'm not. The White Sox are a better baseball team than the Cleveland Guardians. You guys tanked at the last month of the season, like a girl's softball team. All right. We're good. We're not, none of this is on air anymore. Are we, TJ, we're just not on air?

Like every five seconds We get like three seconds TikTok is live still Okay Uncle Pat Is Sean Watson better football player or person You've done such a good job Yeah

Thank God I'm a Bill's fan Yeah okay there you go That was a great question Oh man All right well thank you guys Good luck today Oh thanks for having us guys Really

Hey I'm having you It's high as men season Like Halloween's coming up Yeah I know Are we doing running it back Is the high and the Hysman again? She's in charge? No, even though Jeremiah should get it. She's in charge of our group costume if we don't go. Ohio State USC is on Halloween, so we might not need a costume, or should

we go? How are you not going to do Hysman when we have the guy who's going to win the Hysman? You think? How do you go away from Hizman? Or have her dressed up like Jeremiah Smith. Be Jermis Smith. Go full, Jeremiah Smith. Yeah, you get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Okay. Thanks. It'll be fun. Shout out, take pick. Nice meeting you, Pat. My pleasure. Great meeting.

Have you, Pat. Enjoy. Enjoy the day. I feel like I have a better understanding of where Tate got his trolling ways. Those guys. That's awesome. Really Ohio. I can't.

I can't see him again, T.J. The whole squad. Are we? Four and a beer. They're all. Here we go. I just love. Their Ohio is sober.

All of them. They're just like, no, I don't, I don't do liquor. That shit will kill you. I don't do it. I stay away from drugs. I just drink 30 beer. So, Brandon. We don't even know if any of this is on.

Yeah, no, I've been back there. They're all, they're working. Balo's in there. Stefan's in there. You done being dizzy? I don't know. Not really. Did you eat today?

I eat the same thing I always eat. Just after the gauntlet, I got really super dizzy. I was sitting here and I couldn't concentrate on what Rizzo was saying. I was dizzy and shaking. So I went and had a bunch of water. Good. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Still a little. Brandon, is there a chance you're diabetic? I don't think so. We went through that. Yeah. I don't think so. I got my new face cream and my eyes. That was it bothering your eyes making you dizzy?

Yeah. Your face cream's crushing. Yeah, my face cream's doing okay, but it got in my eyes and it burns and it makes me feel lightheaded. So I think that I'm just, I'm okay. I'm not great. I'm operating. at about 65% right now. Drinking water, Brandon?

I've been drinking water, yeah. All right. Make sure you've been drinking that body armor. I'm drinking water. Had a bunch of... Yeah. Good. Last Thursday night, I took myself

to the hospital because I thought I was having a stroke or something. I couldn't move my neck. Thought the back of my head was exploding. Turns out I'm just 40. It sneaks up on you, Kate. It sneaks up on you. You got diagnosed with 40? Yeah.

They're like, yeah. You like 40? Yeah, there's your charts and then you just see them like They're like, oh no, you're fine Certificate and they're like, oh, this is what it is. Yeah. That's horrific. Have you been terrific?

You thought you had a really scary. I couldn't move my neck and I felt like the back of my head was like exploding. Do you sleep on it wrong? I was here and I was like afraid to even leave my desk. I was like, something's wrong. And then I went to the... Well, you have spine issues though, right? I know.

So I was like, oh, I did something. I just, I turned out. I pulled a muscle bat in my real bad. Did you stick your tongue out and look in the mirror? I was in the bag. I was Googling everything, which made it worse. Yeah. Google fucks you up.

Fucks you up. Put the kids to bed. Beeline it and I was like, this is it. Did you like say like a goodbye to them? Sent padded text and like, if anything happens. I also do that before I fly. I do that too. Yeah?

You got to cover your bases. No, it turns out I just needed a couple muscle relaxers. That's fine. That's sick. Yeah. So you're fine. Yeah. It's not a stroke.

I didn't think it was either of those things. Could be that. Yeah. Just my head's swimming. Yeah. That sucks, though. Yeah. I had that going for me for like three months.

That stinks bad. Yeah. What was yours? I had a bunch of fluid in my head. Oh. Yeah. How'd you find that out? I went to the doctor.

They looked in my ears. They could tell immediately. Oh, it was an ear infection. I guess so. Yeah. old fluid head that's what they that's what they're calling me

so we're just uh ailments yeah what are we're going like there I don't know I don't know how many people are watching on TikTok but we're live there I don't really want to talk to you Titus you have an ailment you want to share or I'll be quiet

yeah I'm not wasted shit I get I'm gonna do the thing where I'm going to the bathroom and I think the food will be here when I get back are we doing the Thursday slur competition or we're doing it later okay Are the

Want to start? Are the Tate's still in there? They kind of are making me want a beer. I'll tell you that. They're gone. Get a beer, Kate. God, I want to have a beer. What day are we in?

Titus, what was your favorite Wexner building on campus? There's so many. Just do your top five. Yeah. So many inches from. Let me just think of the order I've put those. Yeah. Manitarian building.

It is pretty shocking. He's everywhere. Yeah. It's not good. Not good at all. But, you know, like, how do you take his name down? I don't know even know how you go about doing that. Right.

How would you even... Probably... I mean, he did earn it. Yeah, it sucks. It's like John Papa John at Iowa. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

What was his wife's name? Mary Papa John? Yeah. Tough last name. Not the same as Papa John. Well, that's not his... No, it's a full last name as Papa John. Papa John was Papa John.

There's a philanthropist named John Papa John. Not related to the pizza Papa John. His last name's not Papa John. Right. His last name is Papa John. That man's name is John. It's not like James, James Bond. It's John Papa John.

Papa John's name is John. John Schnatter. Papa John. This guy's name is John Papa John. Papa John. Not related to Papa John. Kate, are you having her stroke now? Papa John.

His surname. is Papa John. One word. Papa John's name is John. And he's a father. This last name is Papa John. Oh, wow. Wow.

I mean, kind of crazy to name him John, is it not? TJ, you should start. Can everybody see us but not hear us? I don't know. I don't know. TJ's just like pulling up absurd shit. They're trying to figure out what we're talking about. Should we all look like they're laughing

to make them feel like they're missing out? Great joke, Dane. Brandon. The people on TikTok will now. No. Well, I just got a sneak peek of some upcoming merch and it rocks. Is it a yak merch or is it a paid? So you got to get me paid or?

We got to get it. That's a great point. Speaking of which, take something. We need to have that attitude more off. Start like prioritizing that. Yeah. How do we get us paid or how we get Kyle paid? Yeah, Kyle.

Yeah, Kyle. They put trading cards in front. running me and tell me to sign him. I'm like, how's Kyle getting paid? I didn't sign it shit till you tell me how KBs. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I signed the cars. No. Not quite. Speaking of which, Dango came out with the shirt today for shrinkage. If you're listening in any of Joe's shirt. Yes. Some of the proceeds will go to Kyle. Oh, great. Good. We're trying to think about how to get Kyle paid.

We've got to get this fucker paid. Does Ains have any new stuff? I reached out to Pilar. We want to do some more plats and stuff coming out. Love that. But like not a T-shirt. Like a map would be cool. Yeah. I would love a map, a poster, sticker. That'd be sick.

We had Barstall Chicago socks back in the day that I loved. Really? Yeah. Need more weird, obscure merch like that, even though it just never sells. Right. That's how it goes. I could just go be dizzy somewhere. I mean, we should probably just end the show if it's not.

Yeah. PMT computer blew up yesterday, so it seems like it's to have. happening. I think this is an internet issue, not a barstle issue. Or YouTube issue, maybe. You think so? It looked like YouTube itself was crapping out. That's, I'm playing devil's

Africa's here. I think we're back. Oh, we're back. Are we back? It looks like we're back. Sorry about that, everyone. It's up in the chat if we're back. So is that a YouTube issue? Seems like it's a general internet issue. Like, the internet. The whole internet. The internet, not our

Yeah, I mean, shit happens. Sorry, everyone. We're obviously not doing that intentionally. Should have seen the crazy shit Uncle Pat said. Oh, my Lord. No, I didn't, no one missed anything. I'd like to apologize to all the people in that part of the world, though. Yeah. Are he offended? Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. Well, that kind of put a halt to everything. I know. Stephen, get us, get us regoing for a little final 20 minutes for the people. I'm praying for a Mincy fan interference tonight. Oh, my God. I'll tell Eddie, like, there's no, like, he doesn't have to get anything of Mincy.

You know what I mean? Like, he's irrelevant. Yeah. That'd be kind of funny. It's just zero Mincy content. That'd be great. Mincey's, like, dying to get on King's Run. I'm afraid to report, Dan, you don't want to dive into the other today.

Every video cuts off as Mincey's, like, popping into frame. I'll just ask you, Dan, from the other. What mythical character could hit the coolest home runs? Oh, Godzilla. Those short arms? I don't think you could. Paul Bunyan? Oh, Paul Bunyan had bombs, yeah.

Hercules? Who was that cartoon from the honeycomb cereal? Oh, um... Not him. I feel like that guy could... Why? That's a bear? Because he was like a Tasmanian devil.

He's his own beast. No, that's from Sugar Crisp. He's like a little guy, a little honey smacks. Oh, that's a frog. What about Godzilla with his tail? Oh, I didn't think about his tail. Is that allowed? Why not?

He maybe even could do it with his face. Because that would just be hit by pitch. Hit by pitch, yeah. At that point, why not just like a giant? That's not a bat. Goliath. What if we covered his tail in wood? Okay, if we covered Godzilla's tail and wood, it could hit mammoth omrots.

Yeah. Kyle and I used to do a show that was exactly this scenario. Fictional debates. Oh, yeah. And since he's so big, he can just like bunt it and already Yeah. I don't even know what Give me a list of mythical characters.

Centaur. I think it's everything fictional that's ever existed. So. Trolls out. Heathcliff, the cat. He's not. King Kong. What?

And it's whatever. King Kong would be better than Godzilla. Heathcliff's not a myth. Come on, he's dizzy. Why would Heathcliff be a myth? Heathcliff is not a myth. It's a real thing. It was fictional.

It doesn't exist. Right, but it's not a myth. Heathcliff's not of myth. What was the depiction of ogre's dumb or shrek? I don't know. Let me see this list again, T.J. That's a great question, Danny. I can't think of a pre-Strecht ogre.

Yeah. I think they just look like me. I think more like an orc. Because that ogre looks like Shrek. That's Shrek. Cyclops wouldn't be able to hit a curbball. I think a werewolf would crush. Is that a bad orc they used for the picture?

That's not a good... What's a cockatrice? Hmm. The aluminum. We're counting Martians and witches? Cyclops wouldn't be good. Oh, what's that flower-looking thing? A robot's not a myth either.

The bloop. Of course. Fish people. Is that an umbrella? Is that the death worm from tremors? Why do they have sin as red one? What? Jesus toast?

There's jolly elves. That's what that says Jesus toast. Is that just the guy doing a handstand? Invisible. What is Fresno Knights? where's that the end fall sleeping

Fresno machine out a sea ape shug monkey hippo campus is just black eyed kids gingerbread man

what the fuck are we looking at Bloody Mary what's a hell what's a step apart 4D bros rat king machine elves all right

okay Bloody Mary being a mythical creature I think I meant the one in the mirror. Oh, bloody Mary, bloody, merry, bloody, hey. I didn't spin around. Behind you. I sat in a mirror. Okay. What else you got on the prep sheet? Glad we got that one done. Does it piss you off with the person behind you

in traffic has very bright headlights? And what world would it not piss you off? And also, that happened to you, Stephen? Yeah. When? Recently, a couple days ago. Did it make you a bad driver? No, but it just feels like they're making these new cars with brighter and better headlights. So I got honked at maybe last week when I was coming back from like a stream or something like that because I had my brights on. I was like, what are people? But then I was like, oh, shit. How long did you have your brights on? Two blocks.

Okay. Two bright lights behind you is an automatic piss off. Yes. Automatic piss. I get irrationally upset. Yeah. The lights are too bright, though, now. I get more mad when they're coming towards.

I get a lot of people flashing their brites at me thinking my brights are own. No, I think they're telling you a cop's coming up. No, well, sometimes they're doing that, but I have had it where I think they're telling me that my brides, because then I hit my brides and they're like, oh, fuck, my bad. Lights in general suck now. Have you seen, like, the fad of people posting pictures of like the 90s where they're like, they're yellow. Yeah, they were. Now they're white. Or they were yellow orange.

Yeah. Yeah, it used to be warm. We've lost amber. That's not. That sucks. It's not warm. Cities at night used to look so cool. Yeah.

Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah. We don't have smoke in sporting arenas either. That also look cool. Oh, yeah. Like the photographs of, like. Yeah.

Madison Square Garden. Yeah. Guys smoked a cigar. There's like a haze going on. Yeah, like a boxing match. Yeah. Yeah. Old school lights with the haze altogether.

Yeah, it looked awesome. We don't have that anymore. Yeah, we really screwed that up. Sweet, Braynor, you have. bright light boy what do you call you bright light boy do you have a bright light what you got super bright lights in your truck no i just i have a high truck okay i have a high truck and then if i turn my brights on it's super bright yeah my license expired and i had to retake the written exam the other day guess how many feet you can be behind someone before you have to turn off your brights a hundred how far 300

guess how many feet coming onto them 300 500 500 that's that you're going so like that's not any but if you're behind them that's a football field I asked you it's kind of hard pass though my man way to go Danny thank God it was multiple choice

way to fucking go Danny hey Max hey Max what happened tell us tell us tell us come here Max Max. I'm trying to get my haircut. He told me he was going to take 20 minutes.

It's an hour and a half. It's still not done. That's a good point. You don't need a haircut. You don't need a haircut. He has long hair. He always wears it up. He's beer tripped.

He's still not even finished. Why would you need a haircut if you have long hair? Doesn't make any sense. Yeah. You can't have long hair. Careful Mark. What else you got, Stephen? Did we see the

mincy kegs or kegs yeah that was stupid not on kelly's part on mincy's fair was he being sarcastic Kelly was being very sarcastic anyone who thought she wasn't doesn't have a brain cell that's fine what he being so

he was not this clip can't be real the entitlement melts my mind Kelly and pat were doing a bit about Dave saying he's to do the new new day Portnoy show and Kelly and pat were like that's our lane talking about gossip It was obvious. The most obvious sarcasm possible.

But he doesn't have a brain, so. Yeah. Do you think he agrees to going out and about? They invited him. I don't know. I don't know. I'd pay for that. Do you think animals wish they had nicer beds

or places to sleep? God damn. Can we get the technical difficulties back? Ooh. Yeah, they probably wish they. No, because you get a dog a nice bed and he won't do it. It'll do floor. I was thinking wild.

My cat sleeps on my bed. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if they know. It's all they do. But, like, foxes can, they can dig a hell of a den. They seem cozy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Stella is definitely, like, comfort. She's, I know there's some people who, like, do, like, no dogs on the couch. She's exclusively on the couch. She basically is, like, the floor is lava. What if they got it right and we got it wrong? Could you imagine sleeping in a bird's nest? I would like a big birds Or fox's den and get down in there

And what if they got it right And we're the ones should be wishing We had animals sleeping situations I wouldn't mind a den A den would be I mean bears got it right Yeah They just go into a dark place

Sleep for six months Yeah that's awesome A lot of my neighbors When they brush their dogs They leave all the fur out in the grass For the animals in Chicago To like fluff up their nests and dens for the winters.

I do that with my dog hair and my pubs. Yeah, your pubs leave your pubs out. Also, like pigs in the summer when it's really hot, well, get wet ground and just turn it into a muddy, sloshy, cool, cool mud pit. Yeah. That probably feels amazing to a pig. Yeah. Underneath a porch.

Yes. Yeah. Porches are for dying underneath the porches. Oh, we had a fox die under our porch. Yeah. But like, if a non-racoon goes under your porches to die. Yeah, probably. Probably right on that.

Underneath the porches. scariest place on earth. It really is. You don't want to go under there. No. I used to hang out under my are you talking about a deck?

Deck and a porch. Porch deck. Depends on how low the porch. If it's a high slung porch. If you get to crawl, forget it. Yeah. No thanks.

Animals probably get terrible quality of sleep because like they could be murdered. Right? I guess so could. Yeah. Well, what's kind of animal we're talking?

Couldn't we be as well? Yeah. Mark, well. You've been camping. A skunk, like, some of these animals sleep, you'll never see them sleep because they just get so deep or so far away. You'll never see them. Also, I think they get really good sleep because they're not like binging the latest show until one in the morning. Yeah.

Like, it's zero blue. Yeah, they just go to sleep. When the sun goes down, they just go to sleep. Or they get up. Oh, yeah, that's true. Shit, Brandon. Some owls. If you're a bird, getting a soft.

solid spot in a good birdhouse has to rock, right? Like, you don't even really have to build your nest up that much. You're stumbling upon a sick fucking house. It gets competitive, I bet. Yeah. Do any of you guys watch Mobland? No. No. Should.

Okay. That's all I got. Fuck yeah. All right. Hell yeah. This is new seasons out. Looks like I got a recommendation today. It's just Tom Hardy being a badass. Oh, that's cool.

He's good at that. The whole time. I like that a lot. Never sleeps just kills people. He's a rapper now. What? Yeah. I hate to hear that.

I think so. Slow horses is incredible, by the way. Slow horses? What's that on? Apple. Unbelievable show. Apple is so fucking good and putting out shows

that no one knows about that are awesome. They put out one word shows that's in an all-white sans-sera font and it has the biggest celebrity you've ever heard that's in it you've never heard of the show. That's the only shows I've heard of. Apple TV shows? That's the only shows I've heard of.

I know what's on anything else. I've never heard of what you said. You see the suction cup boys? No, I haven't heard of that. When is Severance coming back? The suction. Probably a while. That's the one you went with.

That was the first thing you thought of. Give us straight face. How did you? The suction cup boys. No, what's that about? They're boys, but they have suction cups. Oh, fuck. Actually, that's a pretty good show.

Are they aliens? Has hands? What do you do if you have suction cups? They climb around. How do they high five? They're really good at climbing. That's when the trouble comes in. They can't eat.

They can't jerk off. Can't do anything I'm sure golf with a suction cup Yeah that would be pretty good Off with a suction cup I thought suction cups would have a bigger role In life Stop

I haven't seen that I haven't even heard that term In maybe two decades They've fallen up No they're on the back of girls' You ever heard I've fucking cups in 20 years I fucking hate There's

I haven't heard the term in 20 years I fucking hate Did I agree with Chet? What are you talking about? I have a half a lot to spin the wheel. Why are they... Why were they more popular back then?

You spin the wheel? I don't know. They just... A little kid thing. It's a little kid thing. No, he's talking about the popper thing. That's not a suction cup. Remember you'd put it on your forehead and give you a circle hitter?

I got in big trouble for a turkey base. I agree with you, Chey. Where the fuck are the suction cups? They're everywhere. What's the most common use of a suction? Back in the girl's phone case. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Kyle's got us. You always see bull. Michael Phelps back. Big red dots. Hanging shit in a shower. Yeah, suction cup. Oh, shit. You're right.

In the car. Technically, a plunger is. That is. So, yeah, they're actually everywhere. Che and I just haven't been. You guys just don't have the eyes to see. Yeah. We have a big blue racetrack.

That's a suction cup for the kids. Oh. You can stick this big unfoldable racetrack on any window. And then. That was the hot toy last year. Suction cups are bigger than ever. Yeah. Che?

Can I invest? What's the? The one time I have chased back, he embarrasses us. He has seen him. We have seen him. Haven't noticed them. Yeah. Yeah, like a shower.

They're everywhere. Yeah. All over. My mom uses them to dangle little like stil-hitchers. Oh yeah, that's right. End of a dildo. You're fucking your own ass with your dildo. Damn it. That's a suction cup.

I had a video during COVID where I was opening doors so I didn't have to touch the handle with it. the fucking little the little basketball hoops. Oh yeah, that's right. What do you got? What do you got? Carr Gare Fields. It's Curry.

Tie green curry. You made it homemade in there? That looks incredible. What is it? That looks so good. Warriors. Tie green Curry. Tie green curry.

High green curry. All right. Let's spin the wheel. It's auction cups off. Well, my work here is done. I'm going to do a row back. I can hit it. I already did it.

Yep. Is Donnie's birthday tomorrow? Yes. Ooh. The big 30. We should have him on the show. Yeah. Chef Donnie's turning 30s.

He's probably playing golf. I tried to guess. We're, uh... Marlon's band was with Duolipa? Oh, yeah. Risen her up. Golly. He then texted me.

Let me see the time. What was the text he sent? Do you think he was pretending to not know who they were? He really didn't know who they were. Does anyone want to guess the text? About how hot she is? Do you do a leper? Yeah.

Yeah, you're sitting next to do a leapa talking her out. He just texted me, go to Twitter, search Marlins man, hit latest. Thanks, Marlins, man. Appreciate it. We just have that relationship now. He doesn't even have to tell me what he's doing. He just says, hey, I'm doing something. Go find it.

So sick. Oh man. All right, spin the wheel, TJ. Oh, shit. Come on. Go, go, go. I got to get to a fucking movie. Brandon? Brandon's pretty sick. Is it just me?

Brandon. Who's left? Not I. Oh, fuck. Just fucking do it. Who's he talking to? Who's he talking to? It's like, could be Jordan Davis.

Well, tell Brandon we got, he's got to go get wet. Man, it's like a strong beard day. Brandon knows. He just said spin it. All right, let's do it. Fuck. Should we just make him do it tomorrow? Well, it's me or him.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, could. You want to do it tomorrow? Start off the show. Start off the show. All right, yeah, because he didn't come back. Yeah, we'll start off the show with it tomorrow. Don't tell him.

Okay. So mad. Wait, oh, no, shit. Oh, fuck. Who is that? My interview. I got to go out of here, you know. All right, we can start off the show with it tomorrow.

Perfect It's wet for you? Yeah We'll start off the show with it Be the last one Yeah the last one Love you guys Sorry for the tech issues

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