The Yak - Mintzy Seeks Redemption By Running ANOTHER 10K | The Yak 4-26-23

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

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Roback.com. Promo code YAK. Huge day today. Can you close the door? We're getting aquariumed. We're getting aquariumed. We're getting aquariumed. Steven has... So, Outback is sponsoring today. They brought a bunch of food.

Steven, we haven't broken it to them. Yeah, we're not... We're not eating popcorn. Conflict, Che. Why would you... Couldn't ease into it? Watch out. Behind you, they got lobster.

Yeah, here comes the lobster, Che. Here comes way better stuff. Sorry, man. Okay. Put that on Kyle's plate. Yes, sir. Yeah. How we doing?

All right. What do we got here? Are we good with food? We are live now. Another steak. Thank you. We are live. Thank you.

I would like another steak. Thank you. I want a steak. I got a steak? Yeah. I don't want this mac and... Poor Che. It looks great, but I'm on a diet. He just walked in with the popcorn.

I'll probably pick up the blooming onion. Pass that mac and cheese down here, Kyle. Yeah, anything's great. I'm happy with that. Aeotic energy. Damn. Damn. Pass the mac.

What'd you call me before the show, Kyle? Sensitive bitch. Yeah, and he's also a fat boy. He just asked for all the stuff in front of him. Ah! Ah! Sass, you look very cool. You look cool as fuck. Yeah, you look's also a fat boy. He just asked for all the stuff in front of him. Sass, you look very cool. You look cool as fuck. Yeah, you look cool as hell.

Please. Shout out to Outback. Shout out to Outback. We were doing all this today, but so we will do popcorn, I don't know, Friday. Let's do stale popcorn. We'll just keep it. Don't confirm anything. All right.

Everyone knows Outback's number one competitor is Big Popcorn. Yeah. Yeah, we screwed that up. That's our fault. Who hates Australians? Orville Redenbacher. I was excited to do popcorn. We'll just do it another day, though.

Especially, it looks like good popcorn, too. This is like an elevated meal to have while watching Mincy either fail or not. This is funny to just spring. Yeah. I'm not mad at this at all. By the way, Roan is late because he got pulled over on a bike. Yeah.

He really did. What a pussy. Oh, my God. That's bitch made. Yep. Outback Steak, delicious. How's everyone feeling? 10K.

Mincy's 10K day. What would you set these odds at? I think you might do it. I think I'd go plus 2,000. Who's counting the laps? Now, TJ did point out, because there was a much fanfare and objection to my mile, which I have been on the record I will accept, 745, knowing that that one guy traced it and it was.19.

If Mincy runs like 45-minute 10K, that's going to really suck for me. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to really suck for me. Oh, let's go. There he is. There's the man. Oh, my God.

I think he is. Can you hear us, Mincy? No, I can't call him. Fuck. I'm betting against him. Yeah. He hasn't run since the 10K. He doesn't look warmed up either.

Oh, he was warming up. Prepared to be wrong. He was warming up. He could run this in two hours and then just tomorrow, fuck the haters, they were wrong again. Yeah, well, no, Friday. Oh, yeah. He doesn't have a wake-up mincey tomorrow. There's no make-up day for Monday?

No, I don't think so. What about sponsorships? We're going to probably pull. We're going to have to pull. I'm going to have to look at the legal fine print, see if there was any clauses in there for death. Stella Blue's marketing has been great. We've been just...

Shopping day. We're investing in everything. Him waking up with messy hair, and then Donnie at Mount Everest. Yes. It's all has been great. We've been just... Shopping day. We're investing in everything. Him waking up with messy hair and then Donnie at Mount Everest. Yes. It's all in order. We need for that helicopter to come down. Steven, what's going through your mind right now? Are you upset at us?

No. Okay. I felt like it was disappointing news to bring to you. Iron will be good for him. He's on the phone. Oh, he's on the phone. Let's see. You can just leave it out here

or just leave it out there. We'll be fine. Yeah, we're going to do the show now. The table's probably good. You can put it on the table. Yeah, we're going to do the show. Hey, Nick wants a steak. Mincy.

Hey, can you tell them that we're good now? Yeah. We're back, yeah. Thank you so much. We're good now? Yeah. Outback, yeah. Thank you so much. We're just going to get food just sent in here every two seconds? Yeah. Okay. They fuck with us heavy.

Heavy. In real life. I love Outback. Bloomin' Onion is the greatest thing that's ever been created. I like one. You have it. You said you deserved it. No, I said I was the bigger star.

Mincy, can you hear us? How we doing? How you doing? Ready to run this thing. I don't hear y'all. Can you hear us? He can't hear us. Sun's poking out a little bit.

I don't know if that's a good or a bad. Maybe he can. Let's just let him go. Yeah. I can't hear them. Just tell him to go. No, no, no. I want to hear him.

I can hear y'all now. All right. No, no, no. I want to hear them. I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you now. All right. What's up, Mincy? How are you feeling? Feeling good, man. Sun just poked out through the clouds.

I don't know if that's like a good omen, the sun shining on me, or I'd rather it just stay in the clouds. But feeling good. Ready to do the damn thing, man. You know? So how many laps? 31 laps. Okay.

Okay. And people were saying that it's a little bit less than, it's a little less than two-tenths of a mile, so you might just have to throw on a little more. Look, I only am doing what I'm told. Okay, that's fair. That was really just, that was a ploy by me to see if I could push back and have you run more, but that's a totally fair thing for you to say. I feel like you already shaved the minute on me,

so I feel like I'm already kind of fighting a little uphill battle, but I'm ready to do it. Okay. When do we want to start this? I kind of want to make a move. Have you seen Stanko's, like, the rig he has set up? Yeah. He's running with Mincy with that whole thing on.

He is? Yeah. Stanko's a fucking beast. Wait. He's doing the track you did thing on. He is? Yeah. Stanko's a fucking beast. Wait, he's doing the track you did? Yeah. In Harlem? Yeah.

Instead of the one down the road that has markers for an exact mile? That one is closed. Oh, fuck. That's why I did that one. We don't know what this might be then. No, no, we're going to go off. I don't want to do this whole thing again. I mean, we looked at it a million times.

People traced it. From the inside lane, it's.2. Should we cancel the event? He said he's doing the inside track. Should we just cancel this? Could. We already canceled popcorn already. Shirt's on sale.

How you doing, Brandon? Just eating up? Yeah. Why are you making fun of me for eating? Everybody else is eating. It's fine. Here, take the goddamn Bloomin' Onion. Eat up, fat boy.

No, no, I don't want it. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. Keep it. I got to talk. You eat. You eat.

I got to talk. Do you feel better than you did before your New Orleans race? I feel similar. I feel really good. There's no humidity in the air today, which is a big break. That kind of was hurting my right side down the stretch. I mean, I feel good. Anything you have to say to the haters?

I mean, I don't feel like there's anybody that believes I'm doing this. It's going to be fun to prove everybody wrong. I'm excited. What about the haters that you proved wrong in your first run when you got over 60 minutes? Look, I still feel proud of that first effort, for sure. 60 minutes, 35 seconds. I ran six points.

Yeah, whatever. We're going to deal with it. We've got to prove them wrong tonight. Now. All it sounds like I'm doing is making excuses. I'm shutting up. Let's go. Now, Mincy, you know deep down that Big Cat's going to donate no matter what, right?

Yeah, but I heard what he said on the act yesterday. I will not be donating to hogs for a cause if you do not complete this i will be donating the money elsewhere to a pro cancer a vegan pro cancer event right yeah vegans for cancer i will i'll be donating to a hog rescue what are we are we doing music or what i think we're talking while he's going no no are you going to listen to music yeah i'm listening to music so if y'all need to communicate call like call me and i'll have i got my earpods and i can just call it but i'm not calling y'all i'm running okay and then do you have a pacer you're just pacing on your own i'm pacing on my own i've

got moody's out here gonna give me like updates like every couple laps okay great um all right should we get it going yeah let's fire this bitch up if i don't pick up a mile four mile five on a call that means we're sucking wind but oh i think we have to pick up we should call call him every mile. No, no, no. Every mile. Every mile. Yeah. Call me. Hey, call me. Hey, I tell you what.

Call me at the 5K halfway mark for halfway update for sure. Okay. All right. How about we meet halfway and we'll call you every mile? Yeah. Every mile. Okay. That's fair.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Good. That was harder than the deal, boys. Good negotiating. Y'all got the mile time. Y'all be able to give me a mile time when y'all do it, right? good. That was harder than the deal, boys. Good negotiating. Y'all got the mile time. Y'all be able to give me a mile time when y'all do it, right?

Yeah. Maybe. Or an update. Yeah, as long as y'all have an update for me when you call me, that's cool. All right, let me do the Outback ad read, Mincy, and then we'll get you going, all right? Outback sponsoring today. We're actually going to Outback after this as well. Discover the eighth wonder of the world, Great Barrier Eats at Outback Steakhouse.

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or order for delivery on Outback.com. New sirloin plus lobster mac and cheese combo. Just had it. Phenomenal. Six ounce. I'm going to have to restart the whole ad. You were just about to give me the Tim Tam brownie cake. I just, but I said that on the first run.

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This is one of those sponsors. Look at that. The dishes. The dishes. Look at it. This is one of those sponsors that when they tell us, like, hey, Outback wants to come on, I'm like, I've been waiting all my life. It's the best sit-down restaurant. We haven't even talked about the bread.

Yes, the best bread. That's the most mad I've ever seen Jeff D. Lowe. What? I was like, yeah, I love the pumpernickel. He said, that's honey wheat. Oh, you are wrong, the pumpernickel. He said, that's honey wheat. Oh, you are wrong, you ignorant slut. Okay, so go to Outback

right now and get the new menu. Thank you to Outback, our wonderful sponsor. Roan, we're not doing popcorn today because we have Outback. That's even better. Is everyone here Friday? How are you feeling, Roan? What happened? You look awful, man. I'm steaming mad.

Yeah, you look legitimately mad. I'm on my... In the beginning. I'm on my ACAB shit freshly. I'm about to... Your ACAB ass? Ebony, if we want to run back the whole riots, BLM, everything,

I'm there, dude. Fuck the cops. Fuck them. What happened? I was biking in. I'm there, dude. Fuck the cops. Fuck them. What happened? I was biking in. I bike in just about every single day. Got over the bridge. Beautiful day.

I was cruising. I'm going by a park. There's a park on the right and a road on the left. So the important thing is there's no cross street. And I see two cops in the middle of the bike lane. I start slowing down but don't slow down enough roll into the center start over telling a story please yeah i fucking hate the cops dude for no reason these cops give me fucking pull me over because i roll

into the intersection the light turns green as I'm pulling in. And they're like, still no, you have to pull over. And they fucking run my ID. I give them my get out of jail free card. And they fucking pull up the body cam. And they're in there reviewing the body cam to see what else I did wrong. And they come out and fucking bang me for multiple tickets. They ticketed me for wearing headphones. This isn't even a crosswalk.

There's no chance I could run into traffic or hit anybody. They just said I'm close to a school and that's why they're fucking banging me. I hate, I hate the police. How much did they get you for? What was the crime? Of course these cocksuckers are like, oh, we can't fucking tell you. Like, I don't know, that's up to the state of New York or whatever.

I was about to ask for names and badge numbers. Oh, you were going to Karen them? I was about to fucking body cam them back and fucking take it to the highest court possible. Now, it sounds like you did something illegal and then the cops reprimanded you. Of course you're on their fucking side. Of course you're sucking the long side. Of course you're sucking

the long dick of the law, dude. How does it taste? Fuck them. Pro-police. On the record. I'm kind of, I'm anti-bike. Yeah. You're a pussy too. I'm saving the environment. You dangerous anti-roam.

S-Guzzler. You said that? What? Vince, you're gonna hit us with a fuck cop? Dangerous is Aaron Tyrone. S. Guzzler. Fucked up. Did you not say that? What? Mincy, please. Mincy just hit us with a fuck cop. Fuck cop. Yo, yo, yo, yo, ice with me. I've been ready to run. No, Mincy, you're telling a story.

Just relax. And I actually have a similar story. This happened last week. All right, let's fire him off. No, no, no. Mincy, every time you interrupt us, we have to, like, we lose our train of thought. That is fucked up, because bicyclists- No one follows the rules.

They cause more than anyone. No one follows the rules. You can't wear headphones. Bro, people in the state of New York rob, run intersections, murder, beat up, do other nasty stuff that I don't even want to talk about while Outback's in the room. Did you put run intersections in between there? Huh? Did you put run intersections in between there? Huh? Did you put run intersections in between all that?

Between murder and rob. All right, so, Roan, they don't know Barstool? You dropped everything? You know who I am? I didn't do a note. You know who I am, but I slickly handed them the card that Mike gave me. I knew the get out of jail free card was too good to be true. I know.

But I've seen it used before. That shit does not work. No, I've seen it used before. If I was a cop, I would slice. I know. But I've seen it used before. That shit does not work. No, I've seen it used before. If I was a cop, I would slice that thing into pieces. I've seen it used before. I've seen people get away with smoking weed. It was their age-weight demographic. They weren't that...

And I know they put the best cops in the bike division, but they weren't that old and they weren't that fat, and they had no excuse to be fucking... Why do you got so much cash on you? Dude, I was about to bribe these fucking cops and I fucking... Why do you have that much cash? It was a stiff stack. I was waving it in front of them and they fucking, for whatever reason...

Can I hold it? Let me hold that. I don't know. You wouldn't know what to do with it. What are you doing with that? Hold that shit. You wouldn't know what to do with it. You'd have no idea what to do with it.

What are you doing with it? Let me hold it. Let me hold it. Do a money spread. Let me tickle Benny's chin. Jesus Christ. Mincy, are you ready? We've been waiting for you to say you're ready.

Yeah, yeah. I've been ready. We're about to kick things off just a sec. Yeah, wait, wait. No, but you... Sorry, there's a miscommunication. I thought you weren't ready yet. I don't believe that. He's pissed. You run better when you're angry. Should we send him off?

Yeah, send him off. I could keep him standing there for four hours. All right. Should we do it? Yeah. All right, here we go. Ready, Mincy? Ready.

All right, so I'm going to count it down. Three, two, one. The minute you start moving, we're going to set the timer, all right? 30. Okay. All right. 30. 29.

28. 28. 27. 26. 25. 24. 23. 22.

21. If you count along, it's hard to keep count. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 9 8 He's in 7 He's in his stance 6 5 4 3 2 1 Let's go! Go!

God damn, go! What is he doing? Oh, there he goes! Alright And he's off He looks fast He looks fast That's a good pace

It looks like he has his keys, wallet, everything is in his pockets. I think he has a Game Boy Advance in his pocket. Oh no, a ball! Oh no. How do you walk right? This isn't real. This is a great camera.

This is the most clear shit. Like we're in Qatar. It's incredible. I don't think it's happening. Now we just yak while he runs. Yeah. I'm impressed by the pace. NC is off.

Can we get eyes on Stanko? I'd love to see him. Stanko are the eyes. He's our Stanko's eyes. But like, is there, can Hunter send in a. Is Stanko on like a two wheel thingy or he's like. He's got a gimbal and a live backpack.-wheel thingy? He's running. He's got a gimbal and a live backpack.

He's running. Oh, is this the live backpack you wanted, TJ? No. It's the more complicated way of doing the live backpack. Oh, very cool. How heavy is it? Because he's keeping up. Heavier than a live backpack. That would be impractical.

Fake Roan. Oh, no, that's real. No, that's real. That's real. That's real. That one is. That's real. I love your hat. Wait, is he just about to. No, that's real. That's real. That's real. That one is. That's real. I love your hat.

Wait, is he just about to finish his first lap? No. He's three quarters. Brandon, where's my Mississippi State shirt you got me? I haven't brought it yet. You can brought Rona's. I think we need to give him a 30 second. That's easier to find.

20 second. Yeah. Wait, where is he on the track? I think we started the timer like 10 seconds before he started. No, we started it. We started two seconds. We'll review the tape. I think we started the timer like 10 seconds before he started. No, we started it two seconds. We'll review the tape. I'll be fair.

There's also a delay. Is he not finished a lap yet? No. He's about to finish it right now. Right there. He just did. He just did. He's on pace for right below.

Nine minutes? It's over. I feel like running it on a track has to be way more. What was his lap time? I don't have as much motivation as running it on a track. 45? And how many is it? 31 laps.

Five laps for a mile. So what's that pace? He said around 9.30. That's accurate. 9.30? Just about. That sounds about right. Did I do that off the top of my head?

Shouldn't his first lap be faster? Yeah, his first lap should be faster. And he said before he's going to slow down. So in my mind, he's going to slow down. So, in my mind, he's got to do nine-minute miles per hour. We're judging this off of the first lap. Are we just going to tell him this and ask him if he wants to quit? Oh, no, no, no, no.

He can't quit. If he quits, we need to give him the option to quit every now and then. I like the idea. No, no, no, no. That is great pacing for the big cat did a mile in 730 argument, though. Right, yeah, it's good for you. Yeah. That's what this is really about. Yeah, this is just for you.

We've paid to fly him out here just to prove that, yeah. Further solidify that I did run a mile. He's on 55-minute pace right now. All right. Oh, okay, he's fine. Through one lap. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true.

And it's over. He was steady. Looking pretty good. Now, remember, that's true. And it's over. He was steady at the lap. Looking pretty good. Now, remember, he's got to hit 59. 59 is because it's a redemption. And I said to get a redemption, you have to shave off one minute. I mean, he's moving. Yeah, he's moving strong.

If he doesn't get this one, I'll give him a third redemption, 58 minutes. Mentally knowing I had to do 31 of those. I'm looking at a little bit of a limp right now on the left side. Did he just pull up? Uh-oh. He's fiddling. Okay, good point. The amount of laps I think would make it harder.

And running in the street. I have 49 more. Yeah, but remember how many people he had to dodge? True. It's a beautiful day. It is a beautiful day. This is a great view. Can we get him a crowd?

Shout out the cameraman. He's really keeping up totally fine. I told Stanko he did not have to run and follow him like this. This is perfect. This is amazing. I'm sure this is nothing for him. Is he really? Yeah.

Is this lap two he's about to finish? He's completed two. This is lap three he's on. Two and a half in. Got it. We could close three. He's on. Okay. Two and a half in. Got it. Yeah. We could close this. It's done.

You already did it. Yeah. No. I have no idea what to expect. He could be warming up. He could be warming up. If he can be at like 915 for the first mile, he'll be fine. Is his face looking red?

I think he's on a good pace. What do you think he's listening to? What do you think? I spread panic? Yeah. Running music? Yeah. I just started eating my dessert.

He's got the exact same dessert on his thing. How many tickets did you end up getting? How much did you have to pay? Five thousands of dollars. It's okay. Let me see that rack. Let me hold that. Did you think you were doing something illegal? That's our rack? God, no. Let me hold that Did you think you were doing something Yeah it's a rack

God no Let me hold that I've been doing the thing I do You like went around them You were like Thought you were totally fine Yeah that's Did you have a moment

Where you're like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get away No I And as As I As I stopped I'm like

Why didn't I just Keep going Yeah They had another guy stop They would have had to run after me. Their ass is off right now. Who's this guy? I think that's his producer.

Uh-oh. What are you doing? Oh, no. Hey. What is that? You put a mic on him. Oh. Oh, come on.

On the back? It's not going to hang on very long. On his neck? What are you going to hear? That's good as gone. Are we going to hear him fart? I'm glad he did it. All? I'm glad he did it. Very glad he did it.

I want to hear him talk to himself. He's moving at a steady pace. Kind of. He's running like he's hung over right now. He was acting like he just had a long night out. He went to Billy Joel last night. I think he's doing okay, guys. I actually think his pace is pretty good.

Maybe I'm wrong and I don't know what I'm talking about, but the early one should be faster. Yeah, that's true. Is everyone here Friday? Yeah. I am now. So we'll do popcorn Friday. Amazing.

Let me confirm that. I'm out, but I'm okay with everyone doing that. You'll have to eat popcorn on your own. Yeah. I me confirm that. I'm out, but I'm okay with everyone doing that. You'll have to eat popcorn on your own. Yeah. I'll do that. You've got to eat a bag of topsoil, Kate. And salivating over it. I'm craving it, man.

I'm craving it. All right, so he's about to finish the fourth lap? I think he's about halfway through. I don't think he's about to finish it. I'm confused as to where he is. Can we make him go faster? Can the people there tell him to hurry up? Yeah, do we have controls over him?

Is this the end of the fourth, third lap? Fourth lap? This is the end of the fourth lap. He's completed three. Oh, it's still one more curve, right? One more curve? The end is on the curve. Right there? Other curve.

Danko's falling behind. He's gassed. That was four. Okay. So he's on a great pace. He's on a fantastic pace. Is he an anomaly? He's going to be at like 845 for a mile.

He's going to be better than that. Yeah, this track might ruin my time. God damn it. What a beast. What a beast. What a beast. What a beast. Can we put just this footage on the Jack channel with his mic and breathing and just have an ASMR video? That'll get more views than anything. Every now and then his feet look confused.

His feet look what? Every now and then his feet look confused His feet look what? Every now and then his feet look confused His gait will change for about five steps And You know those books Where it's like split into thirds And you can change the head, the body, and the legs His is just It's dropped open

Should we call him? Is he at a mile? He's about to be Uh oh That's not Big Cat what was your mile time? I ran five laps in 7.25 Okay

This track just isn't as long as y'all thought it was I think that I think it's.19 That's why I said I would take... I think it's just a little bit off. Guy who did the Google Maps, I trust the most. Where's the... He's...

Not to come at Mincy, but this is not an eight minute. He's not running that fast. When is the mile? It's coming up right now. That was a mile. Flip over right there. I'm running an 8 minute 15 second. You're fucked.

Your mile time is fucked. He's running at like a 10 minute. It's a 6 lap. It's a 6 lap mile. He has to do 60 laps. Yeah. My mile time is fucked. You were probably like 9.

Whatever, I still went under. Oh, I was under 9. Is he wearing like an Apple Watch or something that can tell what his mind, like what is He does it on his phone. He does it on his phone? All right, so we'll just call off that. We pull up the track, Google Maps again. He's going to run this in like 30 minutes.

What? Mincy. How are you doing, big guy? What's your Google Maps say on your phone? Not wasting breath. Not wasting breath? Well, you have to talk to us. No, no, you got it.

Push yourself, brother. No, no, no, no. Push yourself. I want to see you. This is very important. Mincy, you're doing great, brother. Off to a good start. Off to a great start.

This is where you push yourself. This second mile is where you push yourself, man. Maybe slow down so my mile time doesn't look so bad. Just rage, chilly water, open, or just rage and balls on the track. I feel good. What? Are you saying words? Rage and chilly water, rage and balls is what I heard.

Okay. Anyone else? Jammin'. I'm jammin' this New Orleans Halloween show. It's like my favorite show ever. Oh, that's good. Hell yes. Push yourself, man.

You got this, Mincy. It's like Popeye and spinach. All right. All right, Mincy, we'll talk to you soon. It's like Popeye and Spinach. All right, Mincy, we'll talk to you soon. It's like Popeye and Spinach. He's entered a different realm. Yeah, he's on a piece of... Mild schizotypal behavior.

He was accessing crazy stuff really fast. Yeah. I was interested. Nine minutes in, he's like raging balls. He's scraping everything. Raging balls of fire's like raging balls. He's scraping everything. Raging balls of fire. I am God. Bye-bye spinach.

Huge with the lightning. All right, man, we'll call you in a few. Like what is he going to say at mile two? I want him to be like completely manic. Dude, yeah. He's going to be speaking tongues. He's going to be able to pronounce Cthulhu. What are you doing, Brandon?

You're more winded after eating a piece of cake than he is after a mile running. Yeah. Correct. I got coffee. I got coffee in my... Were you flying, too? What was the flying motion? Stretching around, yeah.

I feel my wings. What's he veering for? He's cruising. Look at these angles. So sick. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's going to say 0.8. That is a...

He's skipping. He's falling. It's gotta right filming a booby steady ass camera steady ass running man this he's a beast he's got this his calves are great i was just yep he good cast. I like to imagine Stanko's not actually running. He's just shuffling the whole way. Yeah. Side to side.

Side to side shuffling, doing karaoke. Yeah. Great running. Yeah! What did he do? What was that? What was that? I missed it.

I missed it, too. Wait, what happened? He did a jump fist bump. He did? Yeah. He must have liked his time. That wasn't even mile two, was it? Does he think he's done? He's on three miles. He's on liked his time. That wasn't even mile two, was it? Does he think he's done?

He's on three miles. He's on his third mile. Yeah, he's in psychosis. You've seen his family members? I think the music hit a drum solo, if I had to guess. Call him back. What did we miss? Oh, he's sitting.

He's on stage in his mind right now. He's going to get it. Yeah. Who did we miss? Oh, he's hitting degrees. He's running. He's on stage in his mind right now. He's going to get it. Yeah. Oh, it almost looked like he was slowing down to stop almost there. Guess not. I think this is too short of a race for him.

I think he could just keep pace forever. Get the hell out of the way. That's really showing the pace. The reference. Yeah. Whoa! Wait, was that the showing the pace. Good reference. Yeah. Whoa! Wait, was that the jump? Yeah.

Mincy. Yeah! What was the jump? When did that bow-legged woman got me got pumped up, you know? What? Bow-legged? No. That's not.

Okay, thanks, Mincy. Keep going. Hey, October 30th, 2020. I'm out of New England. Good shit. Good shit, Mincy. Way to go, Mincy. He's going to do it.

He's going to do it. That mindset. I'm going to have to go back out and run another mile. He does it in 45 minutes. Yeah. He's going to't in 45 minutes. Yeah. He's going to get it for sure. Yeah. Well, where does he have to be at to be halfway? I mean, yeah, he's ahead of pace.

What did he say the reason for the jump was? The bow-legged woman pumped him. October. Yeah. October 31st. October 2010. We're going to call him up next time. He's going to be like, June 3rd, 2027.

Something bad is going to happen. He's time traveling for sure. All right, so right now he's going to do it in like 50 minutes. I'm going to predict that the last two laps he's just going to hover. Feet aren't going to touch the ground. Superman through. Beautiful day, though. Right now he's on like a 52-minute pace.

Strong. Yeah, strong. I can't believe how crispy this video is. There hasn't been a single glitch. We've got to do more shit like this. We're still doing spy cam with the fucking Zoom phone. Yeah. We got Mincy like 10 miles away.

I'm sure no one would pick up on spy cam when Stanko's wearing a backpack. Stanko running behind them. In a scuba suit. We got to get him. We got to get the distance on his phone. Look at that. He'll do it.

I mean, he's not going to stop early. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want there to be controversy. I went a little bit longer than five laps because of my watch.

Yeah. I went till it said a mile. Go, Mincy, go. Maybe you and him are both like... Maybe we're just beasts. You're just Olympic level. That has to be it.

Best track in the world. For the rest of us to go out there and we're slow as fuck. It takes us way longer. We're all going to end up doing this. He's opening up. Oh, he's opening up.

Uh-oh. Alright, call him again. Oh, no, no. We let him run. This is the second mile. He just finished the second mile. No, he didn't. What? In 15 minutes? Is his lap completed?

Lap started? No, it's completed because it doesn't get to one till after the first one so he's running a like a seven and a half minute boy something's wrong something's very very mild it's very obvious i've known it from the jump and now i'm finally admitting it's definitely six laps damn it go mince go another mile yeah we got to get this right or else i have to run another mile no no he has to run 60 laps he's gonna do it no not 60 he is it yeah i think he's gonna oh do it. Oh, that's double. Wait, how much does he have to run? Like 35 laps. Oh, so it's five. 36 laps. He's doing how many miles?

Six. It's a 10K. Yeah, here we go. Oh, okay. Are you seriously adding more onto his laps? No, we're going to see. This is what I went off of. Okay.

That's also middle lane, so that's a little bit longer. Oh, swimming pools. That looks lovely. It does. Are those on the top of a roof? No. Well, those are just beside it. Okay.

Okay. I can't believe we're right back to where we started. Cut a little of the corner, yeah, because you went middle lane. I have to say. What? Mincy, you got a nice stride going, brother. Yeah, I feel good. You're opening up.

I mean, that's – I don't know what to say. This is exactly what we did last time. Yeah, but I don't have all these 10,000 people. Well, I wasn't talking to you guys last time. All right but I don't have all these 10,000 people. Well, I wasn't talking to you guys last time. All right, we gotta let him run. We gotta let him run. Maybe we're just beasts.

You're doing great, Macy. We love you, brother. You're the best. Is he off the line? Yeah. Do you think we could have somebody call him for a phone, a friend for the dozen?

Yes. line yeah do you think we could have somebody call him for a phone a friend for the dozen yes kyle what do you think i mean the it's i mean that would make him finish 2 and 15 some minutes which is just not possible yeah he's not running he's not running 2 miles in 15 minutes so should we add five should we add five laps on at the end? He's going to go until his speed says it. Or just tell him to run in the middle lane. Tell him to switch a lane over. He's rocking out. Can't tell him shit.

A lot of haters in this room. A lot of haters. He's just... You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. I'm rooting for him. I think he's good.

I'm the one. I'm like, let him run. He's going to stop when he knows it's time. That's true. He is like... He does have a great sense of direction and... His thing is going to say 6.2 miles. Yeah, that's true.

He's going to say, I'm done. He's not going to stop if it's like – I doubt he's counting the laps. He's probably just going. I count his steps. Truth. Let me hold that rack or that stack. That's three grand. I know.

It's not a rack. It might have also just gone out way too fast. Here comes the denial. Yep. What? Oh, I'm saying that's why he's so fast to start. A lot of haters in this room. No, no, no.

I'm saying he might have ran, like, faster. He doesn't have a pacer this time, so he might have ran faster than he thought he had to. Yeah, that is true. Okay. Yeah, not having a pacer is huge. Right, right. He might be going way faster than he wanted to

because he's got the adrenaline and just... If he's using the phone app, though, usually those say it'll come into your ear and be like, you're currently running at a seven and a half minute pace. Yeah. Current pace. There's the woman again. Oh, yeah.

She should not be on the inside track. Tell her to get the hell out of there. I don't think she's bowling. She shouldn't even be on a track. What the hell is she doing on a track? Right, exactly. What's the good etiquette? You stay on the outside lane if you're slower?

I feel like if you see somebody doing something. Why do you walk on a track? Yeah. Unless you're somewhere that you can't walk, but you can walk in New York. City. He is just an absolute beast of a man. He just doesn't quit. Yeah.

He's built different. Yeah, you can say that again. He is built different. Yeah, you can say that again. He is built unique. Very unique builds to him. You want to do the High Noon ad? I do. I do. Kyle could never read an ad

like this. Go, Mincy, go. Go, Mincy, go. High Noon Hard Seltzer Kids with cancer Run Mincy run High Noon Hard Seltzer

Made with real vodka Real juice And sparkling water And it's not made with malt Like those other guys And that's one of the things I like the best about it You can really taste

How good it is I'm thinking about it right now. Go perfect with some Outback. Get your little Outback to go. Get yourself some High Noon, and they'll pair beautifully together. Maybe get the big can. Make it a picnic. Sit on the hood of your car.

Overlook. Makeout Point. Look at the city. Look at the sights below you. Is there a Makeout Point in New York? Of course, bro. Every city has a Makeout Point. Where's the Makeout point here?

Trust me, you don't want to go. Was that a lap? You are dialed in. My tongue just fell off the next morning. I could watch Mincy run forever. My tongue is so sore from kissing last night. I was helping Mincy there. Pineapple, black cherry, watermelon, grapefruit, lime.

Look for them at Drizzly or at your local convenience store or visit highnoonspears.com to find it near you I'll take some Advil up to the make out point with some frozen peas what happened last night give me like 30 minutes and I'll be good as new

give me 30. Wait for this ad bill to kick in. Is my tongue fucking bruised? I was Frenching for hours at checkout point. Babe, your mouth is just so Frenchable. Fuck. God, I love Frenching you. Why'd you let me kiss you so bad?

Oh, fuck. What the hell did I do last night? Dude, you Frenched for like six hours last night. What? Me? I was so fucked up. Couldn't stop kissing. Can't take you anywhere, bro.

You know what it does to me. You know I can't stop kissing. I went for six hours. Dude, you should have stopped me. Me on Sunday I'm never making out again Me the following Friday Can't taste anything

Lost all my bones last night Oh what happened I might have to get like a steroid shot or something Can't taste anything. Lost all my buds last night. Oh, what happened? Am I going to have to get a steroid shot or something? No way I can perform again tonight. Smell my fucking tongue. Does it smell like other tongue? There's just a big bruise in the middle.

Have you seen the women who get severe face burn? From beards. From beards. From beards. Yeah, really? It's like borderline like an infectious. It's like a bacterial infection. They get infected and then women have like serious facial complications from being drunk and making out with guys with beards. Gross. When I kiss, I kiss hard.

Yeah. And your dentist can tell when you're sucking dick. Yeah, they can. What? Your dentist can tell when you suck dick. Seriously? Like they can. What? Your dentist can tell when you suck dick. Seriously? Like if you sucked dick the night before. What do you mean?

Uh-oh. Some weird thing. I don't know. Like a bunch of butt burst. Yeah. Like cells. Capillaries. What?

Something is being burst. Yeah, there's cum in your mouth. Something timer. I know. Throw up a little cum. Yeah, your dentist can tell when you've Something timer, yeah. I know. Throw up a little cum. Yeah, your dentist can tell when you've sucked dick like within the last 20 minutes. You've been flossing?

You just walk in with a little hood on your face. What's this cum? What the fuck did you know? What's that little dangler in the back? It's like a real beating. It's like a... Punching bag? There's an imprint of a cock head on your uvula.

Like the rag Jesus wiped his face with. It's still swinging. I see the indent from the urethra in your uvula. Oh, fuck. There was like a sign of like a side of TikTok where it's like girls being like, did you like hear this? And then there's like 45-year-old dentists being like,

it's true. And all the comments are like, what? They're like, they know? Gotta stop sucking dick before going to the dentist. So embarrassing. Babe, quit. You gotta go to go to the dentist tomorrow. Get up here and kiss me.

He's basically halfway. He's going to be halfway when he gets around this. He's like around a 50-minute pace. A little bit more. So should we add six more laps or no? I think we've got to tell him. I think he should go off his phone. He is slowing down.

We know that he's even running on an app right now. All the biggest haters are coming out of the woodworks right now. Greer is texting. There's no way he's on pace. Oh, yeah. Greer is the biggest hater because I said that Mincy was faster than Greer. And Greer went out and ran. Destroyed him.

That sounds like you're the hater. Destroyed him. No. Yeah, you're hating than Greer. And Greer went out and ran. Destroyed him. That sounds like you're the hater. Destroyed him. No. Yeah, you're hating on Greer. Just pushing my boys so that they can excel like Mincy is. Yeah. There's a difference between hating and productive hating.

Should we call him? I just want to hear his noises. I have a professional opinion. Yes. So, Kyle Merber tweeted about it. He's a professional distance runner who specialized in the mile. Oh, he tweeted about this? It's a 300-meter track. Okay.

Okay, so what does that mean? I still don't know what that means. I don't get it at all. It's just under. It's 100. Oh, yeah, so I had to run like a half more. If you ran 1500, that's only a hundred meters less,

right? That's my point. As I only like 20, that's why I was saying, I think my time was more like seven 45, seven. That doesn't explain mince. He would still have ran that two miles and what?

Eight and eight minute pace. Yeah, that's not crazy. What is the, what is that? I think, I mean, I'm impressed.

I think he was running like nine 30 though. And when he did, I'll take that guy's word for it. That's not crazy. What is the... I think I'm impressed. I think he was running like 930 though when he did the race. I'll take that guy's word for it. That guy's a stopwatch emoji in his name. Uh-oh, he's fiddling with his phone. He took one sip of a full bottle of water and threw it on the ground. No, they're talking... Sorry.

I think the vipers are giving him speed. 1600. What's Blattman doing in the booth? If he was running this, you'd hear his cheeks clapping from across the fucking city. That gunshot. Yeah. How we doing? Damn good, Mincy.

We're doing damn good. Your pace is great, brother. So that makes sense because 31 laps would be 5.8 miles. What's up, Mincy? What's up? So I'm trying to get that first three miles. I'm ahead of that pace. That's what I was trying to do.

Yeah. I kind of win the race then. So now I'm going to keep moving. I'm in good shape. Is your phone keeping track of the distance? Do you know how far you've ran? I know I'm through 15 and a half laps. 16 and a half, brother.

Well, the thing is, I definitely am going to be going slower. I really pushed it, trying to get ahead of it. These are probably going to be 940, 950 miles these next few, but I think I've got an employee way to do it. So that was kind of strategy. I'm still feeling good. Yeah, you sound. He's got to run 33 laps.

Yeah, all right. I won't stop. He's got to run 33 laps. So I ran 100 yards. Yeah, you did. 100 meters left. Yeah, you did sub A. Yeah, you did.

It was like 745. I just got to keep up. Well, so are you telling him right now that he had. Yeah, you got toé. It was like 7.45. Are you telling him right now that he had... Yeah, you gotta run 33 laps. 33 laps is official. I'm gonna worry about 31. One chip's falling, my friend. Yes, sir. 33 is the distance,

Mince. We had a discrepancy with the distance. He's got this. He's on pace. You're ahead of pace. He's just finished his 17th lap. He doesn't know about the 33. I just told him. I don't think he said.

That didn't take. It did not take. He said, I'm going 31 laps and I'm letting the troops fall where they may. When did that guy tweet that? That guy, we should have just gone off that guy from the beginning. Can we talk? That would be awesome to have that guy go full speed and seeing him lap all the time. That makes perfect sense. Yeah. We do need Minson to know that guy go at full speed and seeing him lap all the time. That makes perfect sense.

We do need Minson to know that he's running 33 and not 31 because that didn't take. It didn't take at all. See, that would crush me at the end. We should tell him now. Yeah, I should have run a third of a lap more. That's nothing. We need to frame this very clearly to him. We got to be like, hey, Mincy, we've got new information.

We're sorry to tell you this. You have to go two more laps. Otherwise, it won't be the amount of time. He's cruising, though. He's on pace. He's ahead of pace. He's trying to win the race out the rip right off the beginning, off the first three miles.

Let's just see where he lands in the last couple laps. We'll push him to finish. But we can't tell him at the end he's got two more laps. That'd be crazy. Fall him back. Oh, no. Frame it up. Frame it up. Oh, no! Oh! Oh!

He did speed up. That ball's a good pass. What are you doing? What the fuck was that? His whole pace just completely blew. Why? We should just text Connor and tell him that he's got a machine. Break it to him gently, and I feel like Connor could feel out the right time.

We need to be very clear about this. We need to frame this. If someone just tells him as he passes, like, it's actually 33. That's not going to help him. How would it sound? It's actually 33. That's how fast Mince is going. It's like a NASCAR track.

Mince, you got us? Can you hear us, brother? Yes. So this is bad news that we're telling you right now we crunched the numbers from an olympian it's 33 laps not 31 it sounds like we're fucking with you but we're not you were a little bit of a head of the pace we were trying to figure out why it's 33 laps we promise we're not fucking with you but we didn't want you to know right at the end. We want you to know now. So it's just a little bit extra running. Yeah, I'm up.

He thinks you're messing with him. Oh, no. That's what I'm saying. That's why we need to tell him straight. If he only runs 33, this is Nolan Void. If he only runs 31, it's Nolan Vo move. That's what I'm saying. That's why we need to tell him straight. I was in his court. You did all you could. If he only runs 33, this is Nolan Void. If he runs 31. If he only runs 31, it's Nolan Void. We tried.

Oh, man. I can't call it Nolan Void, though. I like that, though, by him. Just like information you don't want to hear, you just hang up. But I don't like that. I won't accept this information. I think he's going to do 33 and under 59. I do.

I hope. He's not going to do the last two laps. I think he's going to do 33 in under 59. I do. I hope. He's not going to do the last two laps. I think he's going to stop at 31. Yeah, I don't think he's stopping at 31. I think he'll tell him he's got to keep going. I don't think he will believe, no matter what, who tells him, no matter what, I don't think he'll believe that. Is he not keeping track of his data?

All right, so then if he does 31 laps in like, what? He has to do the full. 55 minutes? Okay. He'll do it. I know him. He has to do the full. 55 minutes? Okay. He'll do it. I know him. We got Tex Conner Griffin. 54 minutes?

You call him back. I'll talk to him. Us calling him is bad. He's going to slow him down. Yeah, don't call him. Just text. Wait a minute. He's doing this as part of the yak.

So if the yak calls him and he's the answer. Thank you, Brandon. But we want to see him do it. I did forget about that. We should call him now. Yeah. The first. This is a redemption run.

Call him back. I'm going to break it to him. Yeah. Oh, he just put his headphones back on. Mincy. Mincy, it's Big Cat. You're doing great. You're a fucking beast. Mincy. Mincy, it's Big Cat. You're doing great. You're a fucking beast.

Thank you. All right, so we had an actual runner chime in. I did not run a 725 mile. I ran more like a 745, 750. So I was about 100 yards short. You have to finish 33 laps. You are on pace right now to beat it with 33 laps. You can do this, but I want you to know.

Whatever, man. We'll cross that when we get there. That's going to keep him up. All right. Okay. Keep moving. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Yay! Go, Vince. You hear how he derisively laughed? Yeah. I don't know why he scoffed.

He's an animal. That was like an anime. I understand why. That sounded like something we would do. I totally understand his skepticism when the yak calls him up and like, hey, dude, actually, you have to run more. That would really hurt. We messed up, man.

He's expecting us to call back and be like, actually, 33 was wrong, too. That's a painful two last. You have to run 38. I don't know if I'd believe it if you guys called. I'd be like, yeah, okay. Yeah, right. I 100% would not believe it if you guys called. I'd be like, yeah, okay. Yeah, right. I 100% would not believe it. Right, yeah.

I know. We're a boy who cried wolf. Boys and girls who cried wolf. All right, so TJ, please officially update my mile time to 750-ish. Maybe add the ish. Got it. Dude, that cake was like the best thing I've ever had in my entire life. It was delicious.

It's a move it away from me. Look at the spikes coming my entire life. It was delicious. It's a move away from me. Look at the spikes coming out of it. It looks perfect. Wednesday, whatever the day is. Like crunchy little cookies. I don't want it. I don't want it. I was spreading the other part of the cake on that and eating it.

It was great. I'm going to drop it on you. I got a white shirt on. So good. White shirt, white shirt. That ain't stopping me. Bro, I'm a troublemaker. Bro, are you going to fight the tickets?

No, no. God, no. God, I'm not spendingblemaker. Are you going to fight the tickets? No, no. God, no. God, I'm not spending any more time on this. You see this fat stack of cash I got on me? Why do you have so much cash on you? Yeah, what's up? That's a guap. I found it, honestly.

That's probably why they pulled you over. They wanted it. Big Cat, this is also for you, brother. Aw. What's this? Looks like a turd It's a red from Le Bon Arden Oh yes How was it

Oh yeah magnifique Beautiful I always like when you tweet and it says Are you sure you want to say this It seems like it's hate speech I get that like once a day That is the best Run Mincy run say this, it seems like it's hate speech. I get that like once a day. That is the best. Go, Mincy, run.

Saving all the kids with... It was awesome, Ron? Yeah. It's going to be so much fun when we go back. I can't wait. Go, Mincy, go. The best. Even though it's a day old and stale. Oh, it's still so good.

Great bread. I might not get a meal when we go back. You're going to break this bread record easily. It's going to be like Mincy busting up this mile. We're going to be like, actually, the bread's too small. I want to make it like Joe DiMaggio's hit streak, that no one can even comprehend doing that. You're breaking 20? Easy. What is his hit streak that no one can even unbreakable comprehend doing that you're breaking 20 easy what is his hit streak 56 Jesus yeah you know the day after the most unbreakable record

no that will never who's been the closest Cy Young's wins are the most unbreakable Al Ripken uh anybody could break that Cy Young Cy Young's records are most unbreakable 511 nobody even wins 300 anymore what are are the most unbreakable records? I think it's like 31 wins in the NBA in a row. Yeah, maybe. Remember when the Heat were about to do it a few years ago? I feel like that could be done. You think so?

Yeah. That's a tough one. With load management? I wonder what the pin streak record is. Someone let me know if you know. The what? Pin streak. Pin streak. Most pin streak record is. Someone let me know if you know. The what? Pin streak. Pin streak.

Most pins in a row. Most pins in a row. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers losing streak. Oh, what is that one? 26. That's a big one. What? Unbreakable.

Yesterday was their 49th birthday. It was, yeah. Big day. Oh, Sass going seven hours straight at makeout point. Oh, my God, yeah. You did a shift. I've tried to beat it. I've tried to beat it. Oh, sass going seven hours straight at makeout point. Oh, my God, yeah. You did a shift. I've tried to beat it. I've tried to beat it.

Oh, it's impossible. No, you can't. People die. It's like climbing Everest. It's honestly, dude, it's all about hydration. I've done like 10 hours with breaks. Yeah. I mean, it's a different sport.

I have 14 with breaks, bro. Break. Well, no. That's a team game. Do you count it a break? I do the break. My breaks are sucking titties. Yeah. I'm still using my mouth. No, I have to give count it a break? My breaks are sucking titties. Yeah.

I'm still using my mouth. No, I have to give my mouth a break. Oh. I just go. And you move down? Yeah. Sass will just piss while he's making out. Piss and shit.

He puts a diaper on. He's like, I know where I'm heading tonight. First pair of tits you felt. The best. Sass starts pulling his pants off, and she's like, oh, hell yeah. He's like, nah, I just got to take a shit. Keep kissing me. Keep kissing me while I shit.

Now I'm ready to go. Saving all the kids with cancer. What is it? What is it? Raising all the money for the kids with cancer? Yeah. I'm going to- Never kiss so all the money for the kids with cancer? Yeah. I'm going to... You ever kiss so much you fucking shit?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Get this viral. Get this viral. You should do a make-out marathon for Hogs with a Cause. I was like, you know those contests? Like, whoever can keep their hand on the car long enough wins the car. Mr. Beast.

Whoever makes out on this car line. They've had those, like people kissing in a coffin for radio stations. What? Often kiss, yeah. Then there was that woman that died with a Nintendo Wii. Wait, really? Hold your Wii for Wii, held her piss, died. She was holding her pee, yeah.

You've got to just pee. Or a Nintendo Wii. Yeah. That's when they were hot. They were hot. They were hot. Go, Mincy, go! I would have just bought her the Nintendo Wii at that point.

No! He's got this. Run, Mincy, run! A kissing booth for Hogs for the Cause where it's just Mincy would be awesome. Oh my god, we'd raise so much money. Mincy would be awesome. Oh, my God. We'd raise so much money. How much would you charge a kiss?

$100. I think it's not a kiss. It's time. Yeah. Dollar a second. Dollar a second. Dollar a second, $2 with tongue. Yeah.

You could just lock lips for. Or it's his choice. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not pecking. $10 a second. I'm not paying for a peck. Yeah. He's going to need to do about second. I'm not paying for a peck. Yeah. He's going to need to do about 10 laps in 19 minutes.

That's easy. What is he going to be facing in a minute? That's easy. He's going to be down to like 10 laps left with about 19 minutes. But the fatigue, though. He's doing this fast. He's doing a great job. He's doing a great job.

About to go. No, it's like two-thirds and two-thirds. It's kind of close. That's like right on pace. He's right there. This is going to come down to the wire. He's about 15 seconds off pace off of the 59 minutes. They're right on it.

If he slows down after 31, we'll throw on the wheels. Let's call him and fucking hype him up. Let's get him going faster. Let's see if we can get a fast lap out of him. We got to help him out. Is this Stanko's arm? Stanko is crushing it. He's a madman. He has this Stanko's arm? Stanko is crushing it. He's a mad man.

Stanko definitely loved this assignment. I don't think he's missed anything to get me out on the track. A bad day on the track is better than a good day in the office. When Vibs was pissed he couldn't get out on the track. Vibs was furious. So what's holding the

camera? Yeah, what the fuck? Vibs was furious. So what's holding the camera? Yeah, what the fuck? We see both his hands. Mincy, you got this, man. Got this, man. Oh, go. Mincy, you're like four seconds off the pace. Push yourself, bro.

You're a fucking beast. Turn it the fuck up. You got it. Turn it up, bro. Let's fucking go, Mincy. All right. He appreciated that. He hung up.

Yeah, I think that was helpful. I think that was good. Stanko's got to push this man. Come on, brother. Was that guy clapping for him? That was Connor. Oh, it was Connor. Okay.

I was like, what if the whole park came behind him and really helped him through it? Connor says there is one fan there, at least. Oh, hell yes. Wait, is Rudy there shirtless? What? What's Rudy doing there? Slow scenes. And he took over for Stanko.

That's why Stanko was, you could see his arms because Rudy took over for him. It's not that hot. Look at this. It's like 55 degrees out. It's video. He just needed that. He just needed that. To show it off.

Connor Griffin sent it to our group chat. It says Rudy. I think Stanko's arm fell asleep. Oh. That's why. You see him shaking the arm off? I bet his hand fell asleep. Rudy!

Side note, Rudy looks unhinged in this. Yeah, he does. I thought it was a crazy picture. He's running shirtless with cargo pants on. He looks like a madman. He looks like he's in his taxi driver phase. This dude is twisted. What if people in the park looking at this scene at the three of them right now

is absurd? Oh my god. That's so funny. Mincy's gotta throw the wheels on, dude. He looks like he's slowing down. I know. That's why we need to hype his ass up. He looks way faster in this than he does in this video. Connor needs to hype him up in person. He's got 10 laps to go.

He can do this. Greer's coming out as a hater. What's he saying? Suddenly not on pace. Oh. Fuck you, Greer. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong, dude? I mean, at the end of the day, it's my money,

so if he does it in 31 laps and doesn't do it in 33, I'll just donate to Hawks for the cause. Everyone can shut the fuck up. Look at Rudy. A reminder not to do anything that people can well actually ask for. That's nothing. Yeah, no, do nothing. Right.

Never do anything. That's fake. Oh, Rudy. There you go. Rudy's in the mix. Come on, Rudy. Get him going. So Rudy's just running it now?

Wait. Oh, no. Rudy. You asshole. What a dickhead. You asshole. Oh, no. He was going so slow. He's going so slow. Oh, no, Rudy. Oh, Rudy. You asshole. What a dickhead. You asshole. Oh, no. He's going so slow.

He's going so slow. Oh, no, Rudy. Oh, no. It's a New York City gay pace. It is. It is. I'm with Greer again. This is.

Oh, that's. Come on, Mincy. Throw it on. Turn it on, Mincy. Oh, Rudy, you dick. This is terrible. He looks like he's going twice as fast. No. Rudy's going to's going twice as fast.

Rudy's going to start walking backwards, crawling. This is tough. This is crazy bullying. This is bad bullying. Bad bullying. Rudy walking. Rudy might as well fucking pants him. I know. Dave's going to send a company-wide email being like,

Stop walking next to Mintz. All right, there we go. He's fine to come in. You're not doing anything. What a duo. Yeah, you are. What? I'm walking.

Come on, Mintzy. He can do this. Very bold strategy to not run once since his last 10K. He hasn't run a single time? No, he's like, I... He was kind of proud of me. I'd like it on the record that I would have died 30 minutes ago. Oh, easily.

Me too. Shout out to him. Me too. He's the best athlete in the South. This is an insane... I would have died 30 minutes ago. That's why he's the king of the South. That's fine.

No, he is a beast. It's just a made-up title, Sass. It's not even real. It is real. Oh, it's real. And it's fine. No, he is a beast. It's just a made-up title, Sass. It's not even real. It is real. Oh, it's real. And it's him. Maybe it was just 31 laps. I mean, he still has 14 minutes.

He's going to be right at an hour, though. What if it's like Forrest Gump, and by the the end he's got 30 people running behind him? That's what I'm hoping. Hey, get out there. Yeah, magic New York moment. Should we go over? How fast will it take us to get there? How long will it take us to get there?

Too long. Too long. I'm so proud of him. He's good. He doesn't quit. I need him to just throw the jets on, though. I hope he has a song ready for the last lap. I need him to be like when Shaggy and Scooby see a ghost and his shape is behind him.

I think that whole show to him is like the best song. Yeah. I think that whole show to him is a song. All one song. Yeah. It never ends. He looks fast right now. He does. From behind he looks fast. This is a good angle. It would just be a shame if we could zoom into the ground and see an inchworm

just kind of going. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, he's motioning. An old lady with a walker. With the tennis balls on it, yeah. Is he motioning to people or is he motioning to the song again? Oh, he's got a good song on. Look at his phone.

This isn't a good angle. Uh-oh, he's crawling. Oh, no. Shuffling. Does he got to poop? He's got to put the phone away, dude. What is he doing? This is the final stretch.

I'm trying to find his song. Putting in final stretch. This is going to screw him up right now. What's going on? You're walking. What are you doing? Oh, my God. Oh, he's got to throw the Jets on.

Oh, no. He's taking off his glasses. He's shedding weight. He's probably getting a text about, like, a text about what the Saints are going to do in the draft. Fuck. A low camera angle. His body's moving all sorts of different ways now.

He's outrunning the walkers. She's out there doing good too. Good for her. She sucks. I hate her. Come on, Mintzy. We got to get him to just really go all out for this last 10 minutes. We need to wait until lap 28 or something. He keeps fiddling. He's got to get the fucking phone away.

He's thinking around right now. He ain't doing 33. No, he's having trouble finding the right song. If he can do 31 in this, I'll... I mean, it's not 31, though. He was just motioning to Connor for something. He's trying hard, though. He was just motioning to Connor. He's trying hard, though. He's really trying hard.

Something is wrong. Something's amiss. Something is very wrong. He lost his music? Yep, something. We got to go out there and sing. What's he saying? Aaron?

My problem is at the end of the day, I'm just soft. I talked tough yesterday how I wasn't going to donate to Hogs. Of course you're going to give the fucking money. You just got to do 33. I'm such a soft. Oh, man. He's barely moving. Oh, no. Connor was on pace standing.

I think he was just stopped. Yeah, I think he was just not moving. Connor looked like a moving walkway to airport. Nah, no hate, no hate. Come on, Mincy. I'm rooting hard for him I think he lost his music Yep, something completely threw him off there

What if it's just under an hour? I don't know if he's going to get this last minute But if he gets 33 at an hour Dude, he's not moving I can't watch Is it frozen? Just watching the clock go up And I'm watching Mincy standing in place. The background hasn't changed.

If he can get 31. Looks like an LMFAO music video. If you change it to 33. But he started with 31. He'll give the money regardless. I want to see him run 33, but I will acknowledge the 31 if he does it. I want him to fucking do it. That's a fair way to do it. I'm also donating $30,000 if he does it. I want him to fucking do it. That's a fair way to do it.

I'm also donating $30,000 if he does it. Yeah, you are. I want him to just put the metal to the metal, though. That's what I really want. This is really impressive. Now he looks like he's going fast. Behind, he looks fast. He's been on lap 26 for a while. When he gets it straight away, the curves really slow him down.

So he's going to need to do – someone do the math for me. He's about to be at – 27 completed, so 28, 29, 30, 31, 32. He's got to have some in the tank. In 12 minutes, in 11 minutes. If he does two-minute laps. He might not make 31. Oh, no. He's got to have more in the tank. I he does two-minute laps? He might not make 31. Oh, no.

He's got to have more in the tank. I know he's going. He's got to stop messing with his phone and his stuff. I know. Oh, he's got like a mile left. Oh, yeah. 31. He's got a little more than a mile.

A little more than a mile. He's got an 11-minute mile. Yeah, he's got a little more than a mile. He's set. He can do this. Greer's got to be so pissed. Fuck you, Greer. Look at him. He's opening this. Greer's got to be so pissed. Fuck you, Greer. Look at him.

He's opening up. Come on, Mincy. Looks Ethiopian from this angle. Brandon, I think you're rooting against him. I'm not. I'm the guy that's been rooting for him. A lot of haters, right, Sass? Dude, you're the fucking king of the haters.

I said 31. I just gave him 31 i don't want him to get 31 though i want him to get 33 in 59 minutes you guys are the haters no that's not hating that's not hating oh man mincy come on run mincy run raising all the money for the kids with cancer. Go, Mincy, go. He's going to do it. He's going to win that 4K.

Yeah. Mincy, run. We know you got the heart of a champion. Go, Mincy, go. It's like a song that will be in South Park. Yeah, it sounds like a cartoon. Run, Mincy, run. Raising all the money for the kids with cancer. All like a cartoon. Get that person off the track.

When should we tell him to empty the tank? I think at 55. He's got to unload. He's got to just go nuts. Everything in the tank has to go. Oh, no. He's checking. He's sold again.

Dude, he's walking. He's walking. Every time he looks down. He's got to go. You're sick. He needs to get the fucking phone away. Up the arms. Keep him. Oh, God. Oh, God, he's checking his phone again. Dude, he's walking. He's walking. Every time he looks down. He's got to get the fucking phone away. Up the arms. Keep him.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Walk him. Put the fucking phone down. His speed cuts in half every time he looks down. Every time he takes the phone. Yep. He's always on a curve. He sure doesn't have the phone.

He's tweeting right now. Weighing him down. Oh, he just tweeted. God damn it. Did he just tweet? He just tweeted. Let him take his shirt off. Is he tweeting?

Go, Mincy, go. Fuck. Come on, Mincy. His laps are really taking forever. Wait, it's still on 27? Yeah. Forever 27, dude. He needs to stop.

Jim Morris. 27. He just tweeted, Neil Young, keep on rocking in the world. He needs to stop. Jim Morris. He just tweeted, Neil Young, keep on rocking in the world. Getting my mind right. Mincy, don't do that. No, I'm kidding. I was like, that asshole.

I would have believed it. Oh, fuck. Tweeting is slowing him down more than the crowd was. Yeah, pulling out the phone is a really bad idea. Someone with him has to tell him that. Can't think of a single thing he could be needing to do on his phone right now. We're recording him, and we're keeping his time.

I got to file for my late text. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. 55 we call. That just turned into a photo for a little bit.

Or maybe call Connor or Rudy so that, like, I don't want to distract. I don't want to slow him down. You talked about 30 seconds. Call one or the others and tell them. I want them to do this. We shouldn't call them. We shouldn't call them until it's over. We don't want to slow them down.

Right. Call someone else and tell them that they have to... Yeah, tell them he's got to empty the tank. Go, Mincy, go. He's moving right now. This is his area. If it was all this straight away, he'd be fucking great. Oh, shit, be real.

I've got to do my be real. I've only got a couple seconds. 90.7 W.O.Z. with some NOLA football with the boys. He's been asking me to hop on. I have to. Yeah, this is their last show of the week. Last show before the draft, so. Go, Mints, go.

That is a catchy tune. It is. Is this 29 that he's completed? He's going to make 31, but he's not going to make 33. Oh, he's at 29. Yo. How old Mincey can empty the tank? No, no, no.

He's got three more minutes until he's got more. All right, one more lap. One more lap, and he's going to start emptying the tank. Okay? Hello? All right. Yeah. Hello?

Yeah, one more minute. What's going on? One more lap. When he finishes this lap, tell him to empty the tank. Get in his ear and be like, go, Mincy, go. One more. Okay, got you. And tell him to empty the tank.

Yeah, he needs to increase his pace. One more. Okay, got you. And tell him to empty the tank. Yeah, he needs to increase his pace a little bit. Okay, that works. But to be clear, we're not saying just one more lap. No. We're saying just really hype him up. Gotcha. Yeah. I want him to dive across the finish line to make time.

Imagine that on a T-shirt. Is he going to puke again? This could go down. Yes. He's pushing himself way harder on this one. Don't look at your fucking phone. Don't even touch your ass. Connor, just take his phone from him.

Yeah, Connor, take his phone. Oh, but he's counting his steps. Oh, yeah. But he needs to pump his arms. I can't take his phone from him. I know, I know. That's a bad idea. Tell him don't look at his phone.. Tell him don't look at his phone.

Just tell him don't look at his phone. Pump those fucking arms. His arms are what's going to get him by. Let's go, man. Don't look at the phone. Don't look at the phone. Keep it going. Chat's going crazy for him.

Also tell him Shafter just tweeted about the Saints. He's good. He's feeling good. Good. Good. Good. Good. He looks better.

He's got this. Three laps. Come He looks better. He's got this. Three laps. Come on, brother. He's got this. Come on, brother. Hype him up. Let's go, Mincy. He's fucking got this.

Six minutes. That's all we need. Oh, my God. He just left Stanko in the dust. He's got to be careful with the fist pumps. That's a lot of energy. Come on, Mincy. He knows he has to.

Come on, Mincy. He's going to stop after 31. No, he's not. Oh, he's not. No. Don't let him. Do not let him. I'm saying we need to. Come on, Mincy. He's going to stop after 31. No, he's not. No, don't let him. Do not let him. I'm saying we need to. Tell Connor not to let him. Should we get Connor back on the phone?

Yeah, get Connor back on the phone. I want him to do a who wants to be a millionaire and call us. Connor. He's got to do 33 laps. He's got two more laps. He's still going, so he knows. He told me to kiss my ass when I said 33. Why?

He said you guys are moving the goalpost. No. We're not. Call him. Dude, he's on pace. He's on pace. He can do it. He's on pace to do it.

All right. Listen, I'm going to tell him, but he just might say kiss my ass again. Wait, he just finished 31. He's still running. Yeah, keep going. Tell him to keep going. Tell him it's 30 again. His last 31.

Oh. But his lap's completed. No, but. Tell him to keep going. Tell him it's 30 again. His last 31 in his mind. But his lap's completed. No, but his lap's completed. Oh. I thought that was the lap he was on. I think he's just still going. I think he's like, kiss my ass, everyone. I'm still going.

Oh, my God. Why is he on the outside? Oh, get inside, Mincy. He's going. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to do it.

Go, Mincy. Come on, Mincy. Oh, what a beast. Come on. Yes. Oh, I hope they're hyping him up. He's going to do it. Come on, Mincy. What a beast. Oh, I hope they're hyping him up. He's an American hero. Push. Go, Mincy, go.

He's got it. He knows he's got it. He's got to keep... Oh, he's slowing down. Oh, no, no, no. Get him on the fucking phone. Tell him. Tell him to go. Empty the clip. Empty the clip. Let's go, Min phone. Tell him. Connor, tell him to go. Empty the clip. A little bit. Empty the clip. Let's go, Mitzi. One more. Tell him he's got one more after this.

Tell him he can do it. One more, Mitzi. One more. Come on. Come on. Come on. Keep it coming. You're good, man.

You're good. Why is he talking? No, don't let him talk. Popcorn ready? He's good. I thought you said popcorn ready for the sad shit. Why is he talking? No, don't let him talk. Popcorn ready? He's good. Oh, yeah, he's feeling it. He said he's putting on a show right now. Watch out.

Oh, he's putting on a show. Yes! Yes! All right. Get out of the way. Let me put on my show. Yes. Who is that?

Rudy looks insane. Who's that guy? That's his producer. All right, one more. This is it. Come on, Minty. Come on, Minty. Minty, get off the fucking phone.

Get off the fucking phone. He knows he's got it. Keep up. Why is he on the phone? Why is he on his phone? Why is he on his phone? Why is he doing this? Because he knows he's good.

He's golden. Not if he keeps... He's watching the show. What the hell is he doing? It's like, who wants to be a millionaire? He's calling his dad, being like, I'm about to finish it. Let's go. Oh, come on, come on.

Come on, Mincy. Oh, my God. He's on the front stretch. He's walking. Oh, he's got it. Dude, he's got to get off the fucking phone. No, he's good. He's good. He's got this. He did it. He's got it. Dude, he's got to get off the fucking phone. Oh, he's good. He's good.

He's got this. He did it. He's got two more minutes. He did it. He's halfway through the last lap. Yeah, look. Oh, he's pointing out everyone. Like, hey, you, you.

Unbelievable. I love it. What a hero. Here comes his backstretch. Oh, he's pointing. This is a backstretch. Open it up. Open it up.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Look at him go. Oh, he's flying. Oh He's flying to hurt himself. He's going to hurt himself. He's flying. He's going so fast. Oh, my God. He's going so fast. Oh, my God. He did it.

Yes. Wow. Oh, man. What a beast. Let's go. What a beast. He did it. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. See him opening up there? 57. That's the fastest. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. See him open it up there? That's the fastest. Oh, my God. Mincy. He's going to puke for sure. A full 10K. 57.41.

That was impressive. 57.40. Lying at the end. Wow, with two unexpected laps added, which is a mindfuck. Big Cat, y'all don't doubt me. I love how he doesn't know that we are watching him right now. That's why I somehow lost when I'm donating $10,000, and I'm like, Big Cat, fuck you. Yeah, like, wait, what? The fuck?

I'll sell out for you all you dead weak. Like, you know, we get this platform, the bar still for a reason. You know, call me old-fashioned, but I'm used to the good. And if it means running towards you, I don't care. Call him old-fashioned,

but he used bar stuff for good. I can't imagine. So I'm just happy to do it. And all these stoolies who go through every Twitter, fat slob, can't do it post. I like this speech. I like stoolies. We go through every Twitter. Fat slob. Can't do it, Pez. I like this speech.

I like this speech. Wow. Walk off. Wow. God damn. A hero. A hero. He did it.

What a fucking beast. I'm legitimately proud of him. That was so funny. I can't get the smile off my face. That's so inspiring. All right, so let's start the popcorn race. He beat it by a minute and 20 seconds. Wow.

Unbelievable. That was good. Dude, he was. Can we pull up him at the end? That was speed demon. It was moving. Can we put that over the Olivia Rodrigo song? It's over.

Look at that. I miss you to get up to go. What the fuck? He's fucking moving. That was crazy. Holy shit. He should not be able to move that fast. I don't think his headphones are in.

That training he's been doing. Oh, he's talking shit. He's talking shit. I training he's been doing. Oh, he's still going on his feet. He's talking shit. He's talking shit. I never didn't feel energy, but I knew I could pace that. And I knew if it was bang, bang at the end, I could reach back and do what I did. I would love to know what he was doing on his phone at the end of that lap.

But, I mean, like I said, I already had a touch. Wow. Someday, y'all. Get him in the office, bro. Wow. Get him in the office, bro. What was that? Three years, no alcohol tomorrow, bro. Oh, yeah.

Wow. Wow, three years ago must have been an awesome weekend for him. Yeah. Three years ago today must have been legendary. Yeah. Like 10-hour makeout session at least. He really is the best. Legend.

He really is the best. He's a hero. MVP, bro. I feel like I was watching Rocky when he started speeding up. I did not see that coming. I thought it was edited. It was so fast. We need to talk to him.

Somebody's got to get his headphones. He's going to be in the office soon, right? That's so fucking impressive, dude. Yeah. I feel like I can do something with him. Yeah, like I could never run a 10K. Oh, he's definitely high right now off of this. Oh, yeah. There's definitely...

He said he was going to do it, and he did it. Didn't train. Didn't train. He doesn't give a shit about us anymore. Got what he wanted out of you. Yeah. Back to the South.

Yeah, what if he just went... What if he just went straight to LaGuardia? Take me to LaGuardia. I'm going home. He just walks in and he's just like, get out of here. All you haters. He's on both his phones now. Is he calling us? What a legend.

Beast, this has been a fun ass episode so far. That last laugh was stuff of legends. Like Jesse Owens in the 1936 Olympics. Minty!

Congrats! Thank you, man. That was really proud of that one. Yeah, you should be. You absolutely should be. So I'll be donating $10,000. Oh. I'll be donating $10,000 in your name to Hogs for the Cause.

You did it. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Are you going to cry? No, I'm good. I'm fine. I kind of wanted to cry. I thought he was crying.

You were so fucking fast. Missy, $12,000 if you cry. Well, man, I've cried too much already this last week, man. I don't want to cry. Oh, yeah. All right. Shit. Well, I'm I've cried too much already this last week, man. I don't want to. Oh, yeah. All right. Shit. Well, I'm going to ask you.

12,000 it is, man. 12,000. There we go. That was the exact race. You know, I said it. I said it's got to be one of the first three miles. I ran like 2620 first three. I mean, did I run 10 first mile?

Yeah, you were blazing. Mincy, what was going through your head when you booked it at the end? Oh, dude, I knew. I knew, like, I was going a little slower pace the last couple miles, but I had total control over it. I knew my time. I wasn't, like, too gassed. And then if Nick's on here, I just cranked up that, like the song I always rage to,

that was like Protein Drink Sewing Machine that we saw in Beacon last summer. It's like my running race. I saw you there when they played it live, yeah. I cranked the song Sewing at the end, and that was that last half mile, half lap. I was just like, you know, dude, I was booking it. That made me the fastest I've ever run. That was insane. You were flying wait

for you to watch the tape it's gotta see it mincy i gotta ask though brother you ran a 57 41 which is exceedingly fast i think you could have gone a little bit faster if you weren't on your phone though what were you checking on that phone brother no dude my music was messing up like something happened where i got flipped off look i'm literally, I probably run 95 minutes without the tunes, man. I said all the time, music's like Popeye and spinach to me. I mean, it just gets me in my soul. And, you know, I just turn, when I run, it's just like I'm dancing in a concert. I just am running instead of dancing, you know.

It's like I change that energy. And it's a trick that just works. And I can go 50, 60 minutes. Like, I can – it's never a doubt on how far I can go. I wasn't worried about 6.2. It's just the pace. I mean, I can – you know, I'm like 255 pounds. I can run 8, 10 miles.

No problem. I just – it's all about that pace. Incredible. What was your mindset when you found out it was 33 laps? Oh, I ran 31, right? No, you ran 33. I ran 33 laps? Yes. yes yeah maybe he didn't oh wow okay that's awesome well i think i thought i only ran 31 because i told there's a clip on the things where i said like f big cat i was like if he's a man of honor like i think he is i'm running 31 and he's gonna

pay i guess i ran 33 and didn't know it. Yeah, you ran 33. We weren't trying to fuck you. It was really 33. Yeah, well, man, I'm proud of this. You know what? Screw it. I'm so happy about this. Yeah, you should be.

741, man. Yes. Oh, no. This is going to be – There will be some chat losers. I already like that. Ian Barrett is going to come out of the wood. Mincy, I want it clear right now.

I'm going to say it as loud as clear. This time counts in my book, and it's 12K now that I'm donating. Anyone who says anything on the chat, they're losers and haters. Go run a 10K. What the fuck would they even say? I don't know. I have no idea. Saying shit.

Someone's in my text. Well, hey, I said the same thing about you. You can't ever do anything. 40 miles, 730. This was a fun win all around. It will get ruined. I mean, I don't know, man. I mean, everybody just judges people by how they look.

But, like, there's a lot more to somebody than that, you know? Mm-hmm. And I don't know. I just feel like I've proved people wrong my whole life, and I'm going to keep doing it, you know? Hell, yeah. Well, redo it. I think he's crying a little. Great character, brother.

Are you crying a little? Yeah, thank you. I mean, it's crazy. I literally only ran twice since the Crescent City, but I just feel like I, you know, the weather, I got a big break from the weather today. I mean, I can't stand all that humidity in NOLA. It gassed me out, and today there's no humidity out here.

And then the track is just a dream. Not having to run around all these people, and it's a fast pace. I mean, I don't know if the conditions are right today, and I took advantage of it. Hell, yeah. Victory! Yes. To the man, Mincy.

Mincy, come back to the office. We want to celebrate. Oh, he hung up on me. And worth mentioning again, these shirts, I'll be wearing this 24-7 now. They're available in the Barstool store. Your Mincy 10K shirts. No, he definitely did 33 laps. I'm not sassy.

No, but when he called earlier, he had his laps wrong. Right. And also, I'm just not going to acknowledge, this is a win-win all around. Mincy ran a 10K for us on the Yak. I'm going to donate 12K. Everyone shut up. Yep. It's pretty easy.

Pretty cut and dry. Yeah. Like a charity got money. Kids got money. Mincy proved the haters wrong. I mean, he ran for a flat-out hour straight, never stopping, never doing anything. Think about the situation and what you would get out of trying to cause controversy. All right, we'll take the money back.

But that also is, I mean, you can't be the same as them. Yeah, no, we know how this goes. We did pick the only track in New York City that has a little bit of an ambiguous distance. Controversy is the amount of laps he did. Oh, really? He said he only did 31. He did 33. And he wasn't doing two in three minutes, was he?

No. No. No, he did 33. He did 33. We just have to stay strong. He did 33. Stay strong. Greer is leading the controversy.

Oh, no. Oh, no. What does he say? Get him down here. Get the hater down here. He's pumped up. Let's address the hater. Slow ass.

I'll text him. He's welcome to get a 10K in. Yeah. He already tried to do it, and he failed. Well, Minty had to train to get into shape. He literally had a personal trainer doing ladder work. Yeah. Come down. We He literally had a personal trainer doing ladder work. Yeah. Come down.

We'll get Greer personal trainer. When it's over and you're driving me home. I want that so bad. Yeah. I was, like, legitimately fired up when he started sprinting. It was so fast. It was the most I've felt about sprinting. It was so fast. It was the most I've felt about working out in the last two years.

I felt like I was running with him. And his pace was part... We truly the whole time didn't know if he was going to do it or not. He kept the most perfectly suspenseful pace. I know. He came out hot. I mean, he ran two miles in 8.30, 9 minutes. And then Rudy started walking next to him. Rudy was just stunting

on him. Yeah. You gotta feel so good after that. Yeah. I've never ran that much. You just have, like, runner's high the rest of the day. Yeah, and you eat whatever you want. Yeah. I did it once, and I got, like, extremely depressed. Huberman said that you actually... Hubs? Yeah, I did it once and I got extremely depressed. Huberman

said that you actually go into a dopamine trough after a marathon. Really? It's similar to postpartum depression. So chicks don't have it that bad? Why would you want to do it? I didn't get to the part.

The podcasts are too long, so when you get to the end of the commute, you never know what the conclusion is. So running a marathon is like giving birth. I only listen to like 10% of all of his podcasts. Harder. Harder. Right, Kate? Here he is. Hater number one. What's your problem? You speak for...

The fuck's your deal, man? The fuck's your deal? Just so everyone knows, everyone in the chat right now is hating. This is the face face This is your face This is the man behind the keyboard This is a chat troll in real life Speak for your people

You don't need that Ian Barrett I'm being misrepresented I joined late and then I looked At the laps And I looked at the time and I looked at the time i was like there's no fucking way this is right because he was ahead and it turned out to be correct and then yeah go back on your word now i'll read the text so wait so you are i am surprised that he did it so you're

acknowledging that it counts well then he got he he started fucking with himself he started fucking with himself after. But no, I just said, because I knew these guys were reading all my texts, and I was like, uh-oh, controversy. You're missing some crew. You opened the conversation with suddenly not on pace. Well, yeah. And then, oh, no, you actually opened it on,

there's no way this is calculated right for Mincy. It wasn't at the time. You had 31 laps. So are you acknowledging it or not? No, I'm acknowledging it. As the king of trolls, are you taking this to a higher court? No, I'm acknowledging it. I'm acknowledging it. I just said, uh-oh, controversy when he himself at the end said 31 laps. I was like, oh, fuck.

And then I looked at the chat and everyone was saying it. You could do ball. What's going on in the chat? I don't know. I'm here. What was? Oh, just the exact same thing I said. Oh, no.

I wasn't leading the charge in the chat, though. I was not doing that. Who was? Was it Ian? Was Ian in there? No spotting of you. I don't know. Where's that fat fuck Ian Barrett?

He's probably on a different account. Yeah, he's probably stuffing his face right now. Cheeto dust all over his keyboard. Okay, well, thank you, Greer. No problem. Appreciate it. Greer, are you going to be running 10K today? Are you going to run 10K?

You have to. You're going to do it again. Okay. I did it in 54 minutes, though. Oh. Well. So I beat Mints in a 10K. Barely.

And that, my friends, is the chat. I'm proud of him. Also, it doesn't matter because I'm donating the money. No, it matters. It matters and he did it. Also, it doesn't matter because I'm donating the money. No, it matters. It matters and he did it. He did it. No, I'm saying it doesn't matter. What are we talking about?

The son of a bitch did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. Son of a bitch did it. He fucking crushed it. I didn't sound like that at all. Well, I didn't sound like that at all.

I done didn't none sound like that at all. I'm going to rewatch that last 100 times tonight. What was the song you want to put it by? Olivia Rodrigo song. Have you seen that TikTok trend where people start running to the Olivia? And then the song ramps up and they like take it. It's perfect for Savannah Bananas did one. I think it's dead because Tommy and they take it. It's perfect for... Savannah Bananas did one. I think it's dead because Tommy Smokes did it.

That's how you know it's fucking dead. Someone was saying that I was a hater to Mincy. I was his biggest supporter. Look how fast his fist went. What the fuck? It literally disappears. No, no, the gif has to reset. There's no way a hand can move that fast.

That's kind of the video sound. The fuck? Wow. Oh, man. Guy. Brandon? I'm not running one. Okay.

I'm sitting here eating cake. That's great cake. Chilling. Phenomenal accomplishment by him, though. Y'all done? Got a farmer's dog in the wheel. Oh, yeah. That was fun.

I don't want him to run a 10K every day. We just became a track and field show. But him sprinting over the top of it. We need it. Smokes. Smokes. What a fucking demon. Smokes is filming a video today? yeah i can't say what though i can't

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A little trick of Hollywood. Damn, pilot eyes, though. Yeah. I was about to do the same thing. Watching you. Was there a clap in that song? Steven, are you nervous about the draft? I know you're not from Philly. Why would I be nervous?

How are you guys feeling about the NFL draft show? You knew I was not from Philly anyway. It's going to be awesome. But how do you? I just tried my blazer on. My first ever. Are you on the panel? I don't know what I'm doing.

He's in the war room. He's kind of like our sideline reporter. Everybody you on the panel? I don't know what I'm doing. He's in the war room. He's kind of like our sideline reporter. Everybody's on the panel. Do I need a blazer? God no. You just need to be ready to spout off stats about whoever the Bills take. I'll have you on for the Bills. B-Ron Shea and Compton with Frank on the piano

and Nick in the war room. What time is that at? Draft starts at 8. Fuck yeah. And then it'll probably go for about four hours. Oh, all right. That's it? I'm excited.

And you'll definitely be at the end. Made out longer than that. Yeah. The toughest thing is... That's like an average kiss. Yeah. Did I miss the draft? I was kissing the whole time.

Oh, no. The D-lineman. At a Tomboway Abaware or whatever his name is. You got your pronunciations ready? I do not know pronunciations. You have him? Do you have that guy? He's the hardest name.

Part of broadcasting. He's like a borderline first, yes. No, that's one of the last things that I do. What's his name? At a Tomboway Abaware. Can you say his name? It's extremely long. He ran a crazy 40 at the combine.

He's like 290 and ran a 4-4. I think there's three Smiths that are going in the first round, though, so that's good. There's more blacksmiths than a medieval armory. He's ready. Boy's ready. Brandon. Brandon, 4 o'clock.

Why did I say that now? You're prepped. You're prepped. Steven, are you – CJ Stroud, are you worried? I just had to do five jokes for each pick. If we could get those in, say, 20 minutes. It's like 75 jokes. You can't write 75 jokes in 20 minutes?

I am not worried, no. You should be. About what? What's the worst thing I've done in a couple years? Hendon Hooker. It's going to be Hendon Hooker, right? Who it's going to be? The Bucs?

Bucs. I'd be surprised if we took him at 19. We could, but I'd be surprised. My favorite part of last year's show was when it just didn't work and nobody saw it for the first 20 minutes. Yeah, but who cares about the first few picks? Right. Brandon's four college teams are tied for the most number one nfl draft picks at

five name them one's obvious miami again say it again you were actually pretty obvious yeah one trivia again i'll say four colleges are tied for the most number one nfl draft picks. Miami, USC. USC. Miami. USC. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Yeah. Those are four. Three. Well, Miami isn't one. Why don't you –

All right. USC. Oklahoma. Yes. Notre Dame. Yes. Ohio State. No.

Bama. Oh. Not Bama. Not Bama? Texas A&M. Texas. Texas. Shit. Is itama? Texas A&M. Texas. Texas. Shit.

Is it Michigan? No. How do you guys not know this? We don't know it. Is it Florida State? I know this. Georgia. Georgia.

Georgia. Did you see two, did you see there was a TikTok of finding out what the real poverty franchises were in the NCAA? And two of our our two of our shows schools are considered a poverty franchise. Oh no. In college? Yes. What's a poverty franchise? Penn State.

Mississippi State? No. Penn State? These are teams that are career under 500 and have never won a New Year's bowl game. Well that's not me. Paul? No. Wisconsin. Wisconsin's won a ton of New Year's. game. Well, that's not me. No. Well, that's Iowa State and Kansas, right? Wisconsin's won a ton of New Year's. It's two of ours.

Who would it be? Rutgers? Rutgers has won. IUPUI? No. Kent State? Kent State. Kent State was the number one poverty franchise.

Oh, no. Number one? Yeah. That makes sense. No one went to those games. TJ, sorry. This guy, yeah. And this time we're going to figure out who our college football is.

Wasn't it in the final few? As usual, we're starting with all 133. I think it was, yeah. Although Jacksonville State and San Diego. It was on the final slide, my man. I like this. They just joined the FBS. That's a cool way to do it.

First requirement is you've got to have zero national titles. So here is all the teams that have never won a national title. If you would like to dispute any of these, let me know. I'm pretty sure I got everyone. I never talk shit on Rutgers. I just won't. Camera won't cut to me tomorrow. Yeah, because it's below 500 all the time.

If you're above 500, then you're not poverty. It's got to be below 500. Oh, no. Missing on there. There were only a few Power 5 schools left and just not great programs. To trim the field down even more, you must have zero New Year's 6 or BCS bowl wins, so no nationally relevant wins in your school's history. That leaves us with this healthy mixture of a group of five teams,

a few Power 5 like Wake Forest, Rutgers, Washington State, Vanderbilt, still sprinkled throughout. Now, as far as I'm concerned, all these teams can be called poverty programs, but just for the sake of this video, I decided to whittle it down just a little bit further. So the last requirement is you must be below 300 in bowl games.

I apologize. Wait, is Rutgers behind his head? Oh, what a reveal that would have been. Never even won a bowl game before, but the other guys have never won a bowl game. Kent has won. Also, we have a natty, so we shouldn't have even been on that. Yeah, shouldn't even have been on the first slide.

There we go. 1869. That's a dumb question, but you're good enough. It was the first season of college football. Did anyone come back for the 100-year anniversary? 1869. 1996. 150 years.

That was probably the second year for Rutgers. Did any of the players come back? Yeah, some of them are still on the team because of COVID. But if you're good enough to play college ball at that level, why would you go to one of those schools? My question. What's in it for you? Because you're not good enough to go play at a bigger school.

The hope is you do a year or two there, and then you transfer to a bigger school? No, you just play where you're good enough to play at. You might be a late bloomer. Yeah. A lot a late bloomer. A lot of late bloomers. It is a lot of work, and there are kids that play on those teams for four years.

Right. That's what I'm saying. They're not getting big money deals. It's like, why do people play? What are you saying? It's just competitive. Someone who played D2 field hockey. Got that mincey in you.

These guys are getting scholarships, like 80 per team. Yeah, that's true. Which is bullshit when you think about what the wrestling scholarship is. You guys see Sidney Sweeney's co-star talking about their new rom-com? Wait, have you seen the drama? He left his longtime girlfriend for her, apparently. You've got to see this interview on the red carpet how he's describing the show. Not anymore.

Someone tweeted yesterday, she's still engaged. He kept on saying like it's rated R and he was just like we've needed a hard R romcom. We finally have a hard R romcom. He kept on saying that over and over.

Wait. That's the guy with the hard R. Yeah. Look at the way she's looking at him, man. Oh, man. We could do anything.

It was so much fun. There was one day where we were literally took over the Sydney Opera House and that was great. Oh, yeah. It was so much fun. There was one day where we literally took over the Sydney Opera House. Oh, yeah. They're fucking for sure. It was pretty memorable. Oh, look at how they're standing. They fucked twice in the 24 hours surrounding this.

How long did they make out for? It's a quote in a do. That hurts. He's so hot. Did he say nice rack? Oh, no. He said hell of a rack. Ice rack. He's so hot. Did he say nice rack? Oh, no. Did he say hell of a rack? That's it.

I saw that video. Oh, come on. She keeps doing these back bend videos where she'll walk up to a wall and she'll show how hard she can bend backwards. They're having the hottest sex ever. No, he doesn't look like a hot sex haver. Oh, he's having hot sex. He's a missionary. He looks like a missionary.

Oh, they're having such awesome sex. Sex you wouldn't even dream about. I thought that she was engaged. I've been reading that there's a lot of, that they're not posting each other anymore. I don't know. I've been reading a lot of that. So she's engaged, and he has like a five-year girlfriend,

and his girlfriend unfollowed her on Instagram like this week. Yeah. Oh. That's got to be the worst feeling of dating a hot actor or actress and being like, yeah, I've got to go to Australia for six months to shoot this movie with another hot person. We're fucking the entire time. And don't worry, we won't fall in love, even though our characters have to fall in love. We have to act like we're falling in love. Our characters have to fuck.

Jennifer Aniston, look at what happened to her. Yeah. She went off to shoot with Angelina Jolie and then they had- It's just guaranteed. Everyone says that someone was like, yeah, this movie is nudity heavy. Yeah. Sidney Sweeney? Yeah.

I'd love to see that guy's wrench, though. Yeah. I bet you it shows it. He's got a hog. We're not actually fucking. There's a very thin cloth. Yeah. My dick is rubbing up against your pussy.

Yes, it's hard. I'm acting. He's got a hammer Yeah, probably does Hogs for the cause The cause is getting Sidney Sweeney to orgasm Fuck yeah Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, brother I hate that guy

You have a five-year-old girlfriend, though? That was weird Australia, bro Oh, damn Australia bro oh damn we literally fucked all over the Sydney Opera House one night it was crazy

what was he saying we literally took over the whole opera house took over the whole thing Shatter's fucking squirting in the fucking opera house the acoustics of her moans were crazy

have you guys ever fucked in the Sydney Opera House before? I would ask that. You guys gotta fuck there. If there's one place, babe, babe, tell them about the Opera House. Tell them about what I did that night. God, I had you fucking... You guys have rented out the Opera House before, right?

It's eight inches, but... And girthy, right, babe? Yeah. And girthy. Have you seen that video did i send you that real world the the one about the they're interviewing the girl and they're like would you guys ever date a bodybuilder no oh it's really it's like pretty dark but also like so bizarre that it's funny maybe i'll just leave it at that because mysterious bodybuilder penises are obviously a little It's like a man on the street

And he goes up to these girls and he's like Would you ever date a millionaire Or would you ever date a bodybuilder And they're like uh No actually I'm into like skinny guys And this dude comes out of the back and he's like What about 8 inches and thick What about being a millionaire since my entire life

What about my daughter killed herself three weeks ago and I'm still here? Everyone's like, yo, what the fuck? What the fuck? Why do bodybuilders are obsessed with asking girls, what body type are you most attracted to?

They worked their whole life for that and they're not. People still aren't. People are like, I don't want to go out with a fucking... No, girls like the soccer body. European body. Wait, can I play this real quick? Just the audio. Send it to TJ. It's pretty dark.

Send it to TJ. It's pretty depressing. Send it to TJ. I'll send it. That's one of your, a video you liked. Yeah, yeah. That's right. This is too fucked up, but here's like six people getting executed on a police body cam.

It's bad, but it is really funny at the same time. The quote I was talking about was when the dude from the real world, I think Chicago, Brad, he was flirting with a girl, and he called his girlfriend at home, and he's like, tell this girl how big my dick is. Seven and a half inches. Seven and a half inches, but what? Seven and a half inches. Seven and a half inches, but what? Seven and a half inches

and really thick. Like a Coke can. That was the other one. The first night of real world. We're like, yeah, I got a girlfriend at home. I told her we're not gonna, we'll be fine.

We're gonna work through it. We're gonna make it. Coming out to visit in four months. It's drunk first night. Fucks everyone in the house. I think I fell in love with this chick. Bodybuilders? I like skinny, scrawny guys.

How about multimillionaires? How about eight inches and thick? Oh, no. How about talented? How about loving and respectful? Oh, no. How about my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful? My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago.

What? 13. She's faster than me at 12 and i run a six minute mile and sass is like can't catch his breath laughing this is in no way funny how is that not funny what is he doing that is fucking insane daughter committed suicide oh the funny part is that that is fucking insane he's not even a part of the conversation. I agree. What about multi-millionaire? What about anxious thick and my daughter killed herself? And he went to the six-minute mile.

You say it. The remix is very funny. Like, wait, you should have led with that. He followed up his dick size with his daughter. And my daughter's dead. Well, he went up to his mile time. Yeah, he says, my daughter's dead. And then he gets even deeper

and says my six minute mile. Did he throw in his mile time? And I run a six minute mile. He said his mile time. After the daughter's dead? He says my daughter died and then he says and I have a six minute mile time.

I like skinny scrawny guys. How about multimillionaires? How about eight inches and thick? How about talented? How about loving and respectful? How about my life 10 weeks ago 21 years faithful My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago

13 Yeah he checks every box Yeah you're a millionaire She was faster than me When you like scrawny guys Wait Sass I'm with you funny Took me a couple tries to find the humor.

The first watch when he was like, my daughter committed suicide, I was like, oh. The first time I watched it and then I looked at the comments and I was like, what are you doing at the beach? Yeah, exactly. Dude, that's spring break in Miami. Is he grieving? Why is he out of breath? But you like scrawny guys. Well, I feel like, too, the minute they... He said the first part, and they laughed at him,

and that's when he pulled out the dead wife. Yeah. Watch it one more time. His wife died, too? Yes. His wife left him. He said, I lost. I lost my wife.

Lost. 21 years faithful. I lost my wife. You like scrawny guys? My daughter's dead. Yeah. So weird, dude. I bet that works.

I know, girls would probably wish you led with that. I'm grieving. What about eight inches and thick? And thick. If it's eight inches, I'm assuming thick. Every time. Thin ass. I think I like your remix more, Sass. Getting it all out at the same sentence is insane. Every time. Faint ass. Just a pencil dick.

I think I'd like to remix more sass. Getting it all out at the same sentence is insane. That was one sentence. It's a run-on sentence. My wife and daughter are dead, and I have an eight-inch dick, and it's thick. And my dead daughter ran a faster mile than me, and I ran a six-minute mile. Yeah. Also, there's no way that guy runs a six-minute mile.

Oh, God. Do we have to get him on the track? We have to get him on the track. Boost the track. He's got to be on so much steroids to be having thoughts like that. 21 years faithful? Yeah, how old is he? How long was that guy married?

That's what I'm saying. Long time. A long enough time to kill his wife and daughter. He was just 30 at the youngest, he's 38 at spring break. Yeah. Also weird. Interrupting man on the street question.

So he grew up in a time where dudes had to be masculine and jacked as fuck. And now he's really pissed that people aren't obsessed with him. He just got back into the dating game. Chicks love tennis and soccer players. Podcasters. Podcasters.

Heavyset baseball bodies. 10K mile runners. Yeah. Mincy would have had a better chance with those girls by a mile. Easily. You could have just said, I run under an hour, 10K. Yeah. You want to listen to this panic show?

Yeah. I don't have a daughter. Gonna lose. She can't kill herself. Ever married. I one time lied to my mom that I was in journalism school. Yeah, yeah. First thing I did.

What about eight inches in? Eight inches in. About a millionaire. One more time. One more time. Missing things at the end. Didn't Mincy respond to the Mean Girls 666 rule? I don't know, did he?

What about a millionaire? He was just like, two out of three ain't bad. Bodybuilders? I like skinny, scrawny guys. How about multimillionaires? How about eight inches and thick? How about talented? How about loving and respectful? Back it up. Ten weeks ago,

21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago. Oh, shit. Thirteen. She was faster than me at twelve, and I run a six-minute mile. My testimony, I'm nothing but pure, and I ask you if you want to be in the YouTube channel. And you like scrawny guys. I know he trauma-dumped on us like that.

Damn. Oh! He did trauma-dump. And the girl in the background just goes back to a 40-year-old's dance. Crazy. Wild move to be at an older teen spring break under those circumstances. It's weird. Nothing but purity.

And you say you like scrawny guys. But I asked you if you want to be on my YouTube channel, and you said you like scrawny guys. Oh, shit. Eight inches thick. I like how he stuttered. He was like eight inches and thick.

In his mind he's like oh fuck they're going to think it's thin. What do I say? It probably is thin dude. It probably is thin and he has to lie. One out of two ain't bad. He could have just said millionaire millionaire, 8 inches and thick, and they probably would have been like, oh, okay. Yeah. But he was, like, backing himself up.

He was fight or flighting and doing both at the same time. I wonder if that's... His own words were making him backpedal. I think that's a joke. This guy, if he's a millionaire... I mean, maybe it's a joke. He asked if it was... Yeah, maybe it's a joke.

If it's a joke, that's fucking hysterical... Yeah, maybe it's a joke. If it's a joke, that's fucking hysterical. There's no way that guy was joking. No. If that was... He's the best actor in the world. Yeah. If that was a joke, that would be one of the funniest things ever.

Daughter killed herself. So crazy. I want to see you do it with the same level of seriousness, but it's you. No, I can never. I wouldn't be able to do that without smiling. You gotta do it to a Danny Jackal video or something. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, oh shit. He's on his way back. Gotta crash a man on the street. He's on his way back right now. Where's he been in between? He's running back. on the street. Yeah. He's on his way back right now. Where's he been in between? He's running back. Are they in Harlem?

Yeah. So fucking far. Chef Donnie lives out in Harlem and he's always there. We always, and his brother Rob, and they're always like, why don't we just go up to my apartment?

Because you live in like a fucking different state. And they're like, it's not even that bad. It's like a 45 minute train ride. Not even that oh it was a song yeah oh it's a song oh i thought he was calling that woman who he kept having to go around uh he was not he gave us the playlist oh chili water bowlegged woman right place wrong time protein drink arlene ain't life Oh. Chili Water, Bowleg of Woman, Right Place, Wrong Time, Protein Drink, Arlene, Ain't Life Grand, Action Man, Greta, Jam, Cream Puff War, and Sewing Machine.

Sewing Machine. That's the one. Know any of those songs? Yeah. What are your guys' go-to pump-up songs? Anything ACDC? No, ACDC's good. Queens and Stone Age?

Mine's probably a lot of Sabbath. Queens and Stone Age will get you to lift a thousand pounds. Iron Man. Mine's Iron Man by Black Sabbath. Let's hit them up. Let the bodies hit the floor. Iron Man. One is...

They're like, where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing. That gets me going. The rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum. With the words, I love you, Rome. That's right at my pace of running. You can play that on Vibes one day. Probably. It's a vibe for me.

That one gets me going. And so does... How about Downtown? Bullshit, we can't do Vibes on YouTube. We can't do it live either at a live show. That was bad. Arctic Monkeys, I'm going back to 505 or whatever. Oh, yeah.

I'm going back to 505. You need, like, higher BPM. I will fly to a 14. Or Are You Mine by Arctic Monkeys. Yeah, I've never heard that song. I listened to some Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones. Yeah. It's a good one.

That guy's you fired up? Sympathy for the Devil? Kidding me? Of course it does. Run? Yeah. Want to spin the wheel, TJ? I think that might be in the fighter.

Give me shelters a good pump up. Alright. Thank God. That wheel's getting big ass pieces. Yeah, we need to reset bad. So rap tomorrow? Oh, fuck yeah. NFL?

Jesus. We have a draft tomorrow? Yeah. We've been drafting forever. On Popcorn Friday. Popcorn Friday. So we're getting that stuff, obviously, before the show to bring in. It's got to be an N, food, F food, an L food. And a mystery.

Does any of it have to be a protein? One of them have to be a protein? One protein? I don't care. No, I like one protein. Should be enough for one protein per wrap. So does everyone have to draft a protein then? I think so.

Your NFNL because that might not line up. That might not line up. I thought you'd do an NFL and then a bonus item. So just do a protein for your bonus. Yeah, how about the mystery item has to be protein? Perfect. That's perfect. Okay.

Everyone has to end up with a mystery. There's not many proteins that begin with F or N. Yeah. Fish. Yeah, yeah. Lamb. Yeah. That was a lot.

N? N protein? Jura? No, that's... What's in Jura? Is that bread? You got Zaha in there today? No Zaha.

Okay. N nuggets. N nuggets, yeah. It's nuts protein? Yeah, right? There's actually, like, no protein in nuts. Oh, no. Oh, protein? Yeah, right? There's actually no protein in nuts. Oh, really? Sorry, guys.

I didn't say it. Oh, okay. She's like, no protein in nuts. A lot of fats. A lot of people actually think it's protein in nuts. There's no protein in peanut butter either. Everyone thinks it's protein. There's like five grams of protein.

I don't know where that came from. I think Zaw had another long night last night, by the way. Oh, yeah? Where was he? Did Danny go out again? He's at the Classic. Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh. I love how Zaw is like post-drinking night. He always hates himself. He like hates himself after. He's got to listen to Huberman. Yeah. Should I start listening to Huberman? Yes dude It actually helps

Changed your life? He's the one who said that you can zen He did? Yeah I stopped You quit zenning? Nicotine's good for you I don't think he said that

8's on the nicotine thing right now too He said nicotine's good for you Who is? 8 Oh I just got like It was like 0% thing right now too. He said nicotine's good for you. Who is? Oh. I just got one of those plant-based 0% nicotine vapes.

Is that what you've been puffing on? I ordered them. I'm going to try and quit. I'm still kind of sick, but I'm feeling better today. I was sick for a week, and my throat hurt so much, but I had to hit my vape. What is it, popcorn lung? Making it so much worse.

It's kind of sad, bro. I'm addicted to it. Yeah. When you smoke and vape, you can have bronchitis for like months at a time, I feel like. Jerry's got walking bronchitis. Yeah. Does he? That's what they are.

They put bronchitis in vapes. You just have that forever. Yeah, no, the bronchitis flavored vapes. Yeah. No, I don't think popcorn lung is real unless you get it. There's like some weird type of juice. If you get like the big ass, those big ones, I think those juices used to give you popcorn lung,

but I think they took all that out. Yeah, the people that used to do trick shots are like coal miners from the early 20s. Yeah. Like you blow the shit through a fucking other circle. Those guys were sick. Yeah. Wah, wah, da-da-da-da-da. Like, you blow the shit through a fucking... Those guys were sick. They're circle. Yeah, they were so...

There was vape... Have you ever seen videos from vape meetups? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was that... You're the vapers of... Yeah. What was that video?

They all just... A welcome. Yeah, what was that? Oh, yeah. That was an old one. That was an old time. Take us through the vapers of... They had groupies.

Like, there was... They did. I swear to God, they had, like... Cloud chasers. Yeah. Dude, if he could, like, blow, like, a cock-shaped cloud... Yeah. Hits her cooch from across the bar.

She blows a pussy. She blows a pussy. Right through, like, Cupid's arrow. Somebody has had to have done that. 100%. Yeah. On the video. I'm gonna.

Are there, like, team events for. 100%. Yeah. Find the video. I'm gonna. Are there like team events for vaping? Yeah. There was that old vine when they were a team. Or they were at least a group. They were like,

we are 704 Vapors. Unite. That might have been it exactly. And then you're like, I need to find that. You gotta find that video. Find it, KB.

That's an all time classic It's the best They're all just standing out In a parking lot Yeah And they're all They look all identical 3, 2, 1

Go I need to wear Where are they now Yeah They're all wearing Like black hoodies Yeah I hope I remember this correctly

Yeah You are It was in front Those vapes Sound like fucking It looked like they were all Like Hell's Angels Yeah right

Like Orange County Choppers The Big Paul and Little Paul. I feel like every town now has 15 vape shops and no one's ever inside them. I don't know. Yeah, send it to me. Found it. I want to watch this. Vapors of New York.

Is it Vapors of New York? Vapors of New York, we are team 5-1 vape. They all blow a cup. That was when vaping was like pretty new too yeah I remember when it

like my friend handed me one at a bar and me be like this is fucking amazing like my mind was blown

like I was like I was in the bathroom in middle school and people were passing them around oh that's so awesome

can we play with the audio there's no audio on this one The PFT and I were vaping hard Like 2016 The jewel came out Yeah and the little thin ones The blue

Yep that would light up blue at the end That was like constantly Oh those were cool And doing like Trying to vape in a bar When I was living in Columbus There was this thing You could put on the end of your cigarette

And it would like You could smoke cigarettes inside Really? Yeah Like a silencer? trying to vape in a bar. When I was living in Columbus, there was this thing you could put on the end of your cigarette, and it was like you could smoke cigarettes inside. Really? Yeah. Like a silencer? Yeah. Made it taste so bad. I've never seen that. It's crazy.

Do you guys remember the day that cigarettes got banned? No, I remember when Panthalls got banned. I remember like December. That was like a state. Yeah, in Illinois, it was December 31st, maybe 2008, and it was like everyone was just smoking in the bar. It was like, last time. Really?

It was like New Year's. I don't remember. What the hell? Yeah, I can't even fathom. Yeah, it was pretty recent. There's bars in Delco as of like a year ago that everybody was still smoking inside. There's several that. My mom always talks about when she was my grandpa,

I used to smoke like three packs a day. My mom always talks about when they was... My grandpa used to smoke, like, three packs a day. My mom always talks about when they would go on the plane, they'd have to sit in the smoking section. Of the plane, yeah. I worked at a restaurant all through high school that had smoking section. Smoking section of the plane is the whole plane. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

What? Where is it going to go? Yeah, yeah. It is. Have you ever been to, like, really bad hotels and you'll get a smoking room? That does happen in Providence. Oh, yeah.

What if you're in the seat right in front of the smoking section? It's like, oh, you're good. You're not smoking section. Smoking or not. I'll be in here. We are team 5-1-8. Yes. Oh, it rocks.

They filmed that, and they were like, this is fucking awesome. Yeah. They all worked so hard. I'll shoot another take. On their cloud. 5-1 vape. Definitely the same crowd of people that stormed the Capitol. One for one overlap. They banned menthol recently in a lot of states.

Really? That was like a big, there were riots over that. Menthol cigarettes are way grosser than regular cigarettes. That was my go-to a big, there were riots over that. I thought cigarettes are way grosser than regular cigarettes. That was my go-to. Oh, yeah. Camel Crush.

That's so gross. Camel Crush is awesome. I remember a couple, like a year ago, we were at my apartment and Owen, and I was going to the store and Owen asked me

if I could buy cigarettes and I came back with Newports. Yeah. And they were all like, what the fuck, dude? Did they say some racist stuff? Did they say some racist stuff after ports. Yeah. And they were all like, what the fuck, dude? Did they say some racist stuff? Did they say some racist stuff after that?

Yeah. That's not cool. Brandon just... I guess we can believe... Oh, wow. We can believe Brandon when he says he can't... Just a 10K. What was that?

Jesus. That's a massive dildo. Did you guys not notice the first one? That's an actual cock. That's got to be a real cock. It's a wooden cock. That's Amazon. Okay.

Amazon. All right, buy a few wooden cocks. What is that? Oh, it's a pipe. $79 for that. Oh, it's a tobacco pipe. Look at the little mini keychain. That's a regular-sized keychain.

When you go to Greece, they have, like, tons of that exact penis shape, but it's like a bottle opener, and they're, like, bedazzled. I bought a bunch of them. Oh, hell yes. Remember when we were smoking pipes, Ron? Oh, that was gross. I would, like, go out in front of the old office to, like, have some cherry wood on my coffee shop pipe.

And that RV trip we took from Indianapolis to New York, and the toilet was overflowing. It smelled so bad. So we're like, let's just smoke the pipes. Cover the piss and poop with pipe smoke. We all were just puffing pipes. Yeah, when I was in ninth grade, it was so hard for us to get vapes. And me and my buddies, we found a bag of pipe tobacco in one of our parents' houses. And we just had that.

We would just roll cigarettes with it. And it was always like it tastes so much different. Than a vape. Yeah, than a vape. Then you were walking past. How were you going? You did the move where you like, you go to the bathroom and hope your food comes when you get back. Three things happened.

I went and peed. I started checking the Arsenal score in the gambling cave. Lauren started talking to me about the NFL draft show. What's the Arsenal score? Nothing, nothing. They just started four minutes in. I'm sorry, nil-nil. Who's winning?

Bears. So I walked in, and I was going to talk to TJ, because after the show we're supposed to go to an Outback. Oh, yeah. Now we're running so long, I'm like, I don't know if I'm going to have time, so I was going to tell him that, but I guess we can talk later. You going to go tell him? Well, I think I just told him.

You got to go. All right, well, then we can end the show. No, I don't want to end the show. I do not want to end the show. We were dick shopping. I do not want to. What? Yeah, we can end the show. I don't want to end the show. I do not want to end the show. We were dick shopping. I do not want... What? Yeah, we were dick shopping.

Let's dick shop. Has he lost his mind? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gonna shoot it? Nice. Oh. Is that a... Easy with it. That's a fucking Blockbuster Bowl it? Nice. Oh. Hey. Is that a... Easy with it.

That's a fucking Blockbuster Bowl shirt? Yep. It's a Blockbuster Bowl. It was a bowl game. Not for very long either. What year? 93? I think it was 89, 93 maybe, or 93, 97.

What bowl did that become? I don't remember. I don't know if it did become something else. I think it was just a bowl and it went away. It's where I learned what Blockbuster was. You hold that rack? Really? In rural Mississippi in 1990, we didn't have a Blockbuster.

Then when you got one. It was in Columbus. You had to drive 30 minutes to get there. It used to be. Isn't Blockbuster, there's still one left? Yeah. Is there? I thought the last one closed.

It's in Oregon. We're down to 3K marks as well,. It's in Oregon. We're down to 3K marks as well, and one's in Jersey. Really? We're losing our bed, bath, and bath. Meanwhile, the Walton family has like fucking city yachts. Did you see that yacht post? Yeah, I saw it. Holy shit, boss. And that's like

the daughter of the daughter. The niece. The niece. This woman lives in Miami, and there's like a big – people dock their big ships, and she's always – whenever a big one comes to port, she's like, I'm going to go find out whose ship this is. This mega – it looked like a cruise ship pulled up, and she went to go see. You can figure out whose it is, and it was the Waltons who owned Walmart.

It was their niece. But it was one of the biggest yachts I've ever – They have like – the Waltons have so much money, they bought the Broncos. I think they're the richest NFL owners by $2 billion or something. That's insane. I am. It's like a wide gap. Wait.

Didn't Stan Kroenke marry into the Walton family? Imagine... Oh, I don't know. You have that because you have an uncle. Holy fuck. These mega rich people who have yachts, do they throw parties on them or what do they do? What do you do on that? It's international water.

How many of you go on vacation? It's the best vacation ever because literally no one can bother you. How many of those does the yacht maker make? One every five years. I think everyone's custom. These are custom yachts. It's a way to have the maximum amount of privacy on vacation. But it's also the best vacation spots have yacht dots.

It's a status thing to pull up to the top spot in San Tropez and be pulled up on the block. God, that would be so cool. We should do it. We should buy a yacht. Okay. Look at the cheap yachts. They're under a million dollars for a certified pre-owned yacht.

Really? We could get a yacht. Certified? Certified pre-owned. What classifies a boat as a yacht? How big does it have to be? Good question. 70 feet plus.

Is it like sleeping? I think you could get a 30-footer. No, I think it has to have a bed. No. It has to have a bedroom? Don't some small boats have beds? Yeah, houseboats. You need way more than just a bed or two.

TJ, find a used yacht website. I'm surprised you don't. I feel like the first thing you would buy would be a yacht. How many rappers have yachts? I'm not yacht rich, but I'm ready to get a boat. Drake's got to have a yacht. I know Diddy rents his. Diddy's one of the richest rappers,

and I'm positive that he's just like rents his for a little bit like you know i don't think it's worth it to have an expensive proposition even to maintain them i was wrong by the way the the waltons are almost three times richer than the next richest owner second second is uh the seahawks the paul allen do you think they could own multiple teams or would that be uh that'd be awesome if they just owned a division. Yeah, they have $60 billion, and the Seahawks owners who Paul Allen passed away is $20 billion. That's insane. We don't want no broke boys.

How much is that? $129. That's not a yacht. That is. That is not a yacht. 33 feet. That's not a yacht. 33 feet?

All right, what else? What else? If you told someone that's my yacht, they would... I guess we're... What's wrong with that price? It says $129? Definition is... If you tried to join a yacht club with it, would they let you in?

Yeah. That's a boat. That's $2.9 million right there. The one two up, that one right there. Sheesh. Okay. That one's getting... Boats aren't even good investments, are they?

Because... They're terrible investments. I feel like a real yacht has to have a spot for the staff to sleep. Yeah. That's when it becomes a yacht. This is like the boat from Double Jeopardy. You have to hire someone to drive it. Right, exactly.

Because you're not capable of it. I feel like if you're not wealthy enough to have people dealing with all the lame boat shit for you, then it's not worth having a boat. Right. Those yacht people. Just hosing the boat down itself. The Walton's yacht has an entire staff that that's their entire job. Right.

Is to just be the yacht, which would, that, that's, I mean, coolest thing ever. Because they're not on the yacht the whole year. It's probably like six months at a time where they're like, yeah, we're not, we didn't even use the yacht. And the captain is like, his full-time job is to just make sure the yacht's okay i was reading about you know the awesome the godfather house that's on the lake that one of the godfather movies the house that's on the lake oh yeah like tahoe no i i got us sued blogging about it once it went up for sale and i used like the actual photos that you're not whatever copyright but anyway i learned that when it part of like reading the thing for it was part of buying that house means that whenever you want to use your big ass

boat you like call the neighborhood thing they put all the food on it they get everything ready for you they pull it up all you have to do is step onto it and then at the they drop you off at the end of the day they clean the boat boat, they do everything. That's living. That to me is the ideal of boat ownership. Yes, because you don't have to deal with any of the bullshit. That's a yacht. Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's a yacht. Okay. How much is that? How much are we talking? A mil? That's 30 years old. Oh, that's a lot. There's a lot of houses that are 30 years old. What the fuck? So much cocaine on that yacht.

Houses don't float in the water, Brennan. I don't even think that the actual boat is there. It's not there. Isn't the expensive part the engines for boats? Yes. Look at that. I mean, holy shit. And you have to hire someone.

How much is a captain for a day? I would just buy it, and then in the minute it broke, I'd be like, well, that's over. Just let it sit there. No, I'd just let it sit there. Never use it. That's a nice boat. It'd be like a simple break, too. Yeah.

Just out of gas. It's too much of a hassle. You try to pull up in France with that thing, you're getting fucking locked. Oh, man. You show up to Monaco in that? Oh, my God. Broke boy. You guys took the dinghy all the way here yeah where's your other boat little rowboat nice pull up to angles other boat yeah rushing it i just fucked sydney

sweeney in the opera house and my daughter. And my daughter's dead. Oh, I haven't done this in a while. You fucked Sidney Sweeney in the opera house, right? No, wait, that was me. Oh, that was me, yeah. This is... I really never fucked nobody else there. You think that's ugly, Brandon? I like this. Wait, go back, go back. That looks okay. The outer view doesn't

look good. The coolers, go back. One of those ferries that you would take. Wait a second. KB? Wait a second. Is that your yacht, bro? Is that your yacht? Is that just your cooler? It says your name all right.

Is little baby dating a Kardashian? Oh, no, no. What a question. That's Bad Bunny. Are you sure? No, no, no. You didn't say that right. Are you sure it's not little baby and Chloe?

Oh, you're right. You're right. Little baby is. Oh, by the way, I saw one of your TikTok girls was in the algorithm for dating Morgan Wallen, and they were blaming her for the reason he was late to that concert the other night. Did y'all see the receipt? The receipt is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Have you guys seen this? No.

Him on him sleeping. Oh, Morgan Wallen canceled a concert the other day, and this girl was like, this woman sent an itemized receipt for everything, and it was like $200 for my husband's outfit, $100 for mine, and then it was the drill tweet, and she was like $629. Oh, she was being serious. Look at this. Since you're offering refunds, here's our itemized bill for you.

Hotel, $560. Gas, two tanks, $80. Tickets, $4. $1,600. My outfit, $120. Husband's outfit, $218. Oxford Grillhouse, $235. Cracker Barrel, $40.

Some Mexican restaurant, $45. Rebel Rags. That's the store where you get all your Rebel stuff. Because we wouldn't have had the opportunity to go had it not been for this concert. $6ags. It's a store where you get all your Rebel stuff. We wouldn't have had the opportunity to go had it not been for this concert. What? Rebel Rags? It's a bookstore. Wait, show the picture

though. Of the outfit? Yeah. $218 outfit? $218 outfit. Why is he giving refunds? He's not. He canceled a concert. He got refunded for just the concert. He wanted $4,000. He wanted every year.

Everyone, they didn't cancel it until everyone had gotten in there and already started buying beer, and then they were like, yeah, he's not coming. Yeah, they let the first two acts play, and then... Really? Right when it was time for him to go on, he was like, never mind. Yeah. And then there was security guards being like, who people caught on film being like, they took him out in an ambulance with alcohol poisoning

blah blah blah. That got caught on camera saying it. I heard he was just very drunk. But then people are denying that too, I don't know. I drove four hours for a concert and the guy had a sore throat. Oh. It was in Charleston. No! It was Brett Dennen.

Oh. Big old ginger. I went to a Foo Fighters concert one time, and their lead singer, he broke his leg. You were at that concert? Still play the rest of the concert. That's sick. Legendary.

That's why they're bigger than Brett Denon. I went to a Bob Dylan concert once, and he just sat in the chair the whole time. Yeah, you don't want to hear him sing Yeah he doesn't He doesn't talk at all right He just goes right out And he just doesn't move Cause he's old

His voice now is so BB King did that same shit to me one time Yeah But BB King's at least I've been to some sweet ass concerts Where'd you see Bob Dylan? In Madison It was Foo Fighters and Bob Dylan

Damn Yeah Is Wallen canceling his whole tour? Cause I haven't got a ticket. Oh. No, I don't think so. My buddy bought like 300 tickets because he thought the price would go up. Yeah. And it went down. And he lost a lot of money. Yeah.

So then we all had to go. My wife got me Tyler Childers tickets yesterday so I could stop my bitching. Oh, good. Your bitching was correct, though. Right. Exactly. I saw Austin and he bitching. Oh, good. Your bitching was correct, though. Right, exactly. I saw Austin, and he was amazing. He's amazing.

I think in the city. He's awesome. Yeah, he's great. Old Kentucky boy. I'm not familiar with him. Yeah, he's from North Kentucky, right next to West Virginia. Yeah, he sings about West Virginia a lot. How were those girls tied to the Morgan Wallen thing?

Apparently, one of them was out with him the night before, and they partied so hard that she, like, wrecked his life. Yeah, he sings about West Virginia a lot. How were those girls tied to the Morgan Wallen thing? Apparently one of them was out with him the night before, and they partied so hard that she wrecked his life. TJ, did you find a picture of this guy's fit? I can try to find it. I can't tell which one's the real one. There's a lot of people memeing Hudson. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

I've seen it. She's in a blue shirt with silver boots, I can tell you that. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, Mincy's trending. What? There goes that man again. He's always trending. Are we waiting for him to get back?

We were, but I think now. Damn, DeAndre Hopkins is about to get traded. To where? Dolphins? Bills or Chiefs? The rich get richer, man. Chiefs can't get every receiver. Chiefs don't have any receivers.

Yeah. I mean, Sky Moore's going to take a leap next year, you've got to think. And they re-signed Justin Watson. Lost Juju. Lost Juju, but they kept MVS. They'll probably draft another guy. Let me Cole Hardman go. The Jets?

Am I bugging? I don't know. That's one that fell in through the cracks. That did fall through the cracks. Here we go, TJ. You want it? He's not very good. I don't want to make fun of these people. It was Jets. I just want to show his fit. It was fucking $250. $225.

I mean, he deserves to get his fit shown. I do feel like for country concerts, people go all out. It was an outdoor concert. That's true. They went out and bought new outfits? People spend a lot of money to try and look poor. People do do that. Be like, I'm a

pickup truck person. Go back by the holler. It's like, bitch, you're wearing fucking $600 cowboy boots that are pink. Don't even try it. All hat it all hat no cattle uh you wouldn't catch me a jamboree yeah that's a sick outfit he spent how much 215 yeah coca-cola hat he does look sharp i'll give him that just funny to tweet that being like morgan wallen since you're giving reimbursements here it is my entire life yeah that's for that's preposterous. Reimbursements for my husband's pants. He didn't have his pants already? He had a little emotional

image. There he is. She's like, me and my husband married 17 years. This is the only second concert he's ever agreed to go to. He's more out of breath now. Vitaly! Yay! Good job, Mimpy.

King. Nice. Incredible performance. Get some Bloomin' Onion, brother. You crushed that, dude. Awesome shit, man. We're talking to Mike. Talking to Mike.

Okay. Eggs must be tight. You have a glow. You have a nice glow. Yeah, man. I mean. Got a runner's high? Yeah. Man, I've literally never run faster in. I mean. Got a runner's eye? Yeah.

Man, I've literally never run faster in my entire life than I did on that back stretch. Hell yeah. I've never run that fast. You saw the clip? Yeah. Oh, it's unbelievable. Yeah. You're trending.

Again? Yeah. He's the king. He's the king for a reason. You said it. It worked. The best thing that could have happened was me barely missing the last one. Yeah. Yeah, no. Listen. happened was me barely missing the last one. Yeah.

Yeah, no, listen. I was rooting for you on this one. Last one I was rooting against you because I wanted you to do this one. This one was great. Yeah, honestly, I'm like beaming. I mean, that was one of the – I mean, I never thought. I mean, I'm 5'10", like 255, running a 57-41 team K. Yeah.

Look at this. Look at this. That's not sped up, man. I don't want to add too much work to your schedule, but I think you've got to do a wake-up mincey tomorrow. Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. All right.

Hell yeah, let's go. You want to be on it? You might be in a dopamine trough. You should do one. You can go. Well, if you do one a little later, I'll be in the office like 10. I have to do a shoot at 9 a.m. Yeah, whatever. Hey, Mincy, one a little later, I'll be in the office like 10. I have to do a shoot at 9 a.m. Yeah, whatever, whatever.

Hey, Mintzy, I got a question, man. Let's do it. When are these guys, these Stu Finers, the Big Cats, the Brandon Walkers of the world going to stop fucking doubting you? I mean, I'm going to get fucked with forever. I mean, that's just the nature of it. When the hell are they going to learn? It's the most fun thing ever.

I mean, I could have – I think Moody over here was the only person that thought I could do the under 59 today. I mean, I admit it, though. I really hadn't run. I really hadn't run. I ran like twice since the Crescent City. Wait, I doubted you, but I put money up. You did put money up.

I didn't do just free doubt. No free doubt. You also said, Big Cat's exact quote, the best charity stuff you could ever do is just like put money up knowing you'll never get it and then you get the credit for it's true i did that was an exact quote i think i didn't do 50 000 yeah then yeah yeah but thank you for the extra two though that was very nice of you yeah and the second run yeah yeah i mean this is man what's next bro i'm gonna let me let me enjoy

this one for a minute because that was uh oh, man, you got that dog in you. You got to be ready for the next challenge. Yeah, we'll do something. Three years sober, too. Can we – Yeah, yeah, three years tomorrow, man. Can we get this man a banana? Can we get him a banana? A fast banana at the end.

Let's get a fast banana. Yeah, I did it at the end to wake up Mitzi. It's a perfect way to end this show. It is. Have you eaten yet? Not since I've been done yet. I'll definitely eat some out back here in a second. Careful, some of this is fake.

The one in front of Nick, that blooming onion right in front of Nick, that's all you, brother. Hell yeah. I'm like, I don't even know how to feel. I'm so happy right now. You feel great. You just feel great. I mean, I can't believe I'm 57.41, man.

That's the fastest. That's the fastest take I've ever ran. Crushed it. For sure. Was there any moment where you thought, I'm not going to do it? Are you like, Oh, this one was even when I slowed down, like my strategy, I said it to everyone. I said, I got to win this race. The first three miles. And I came out and ran like an eight, 10,

the first one. And I was 26, 23 miles. So I knew then I was like, I got 32 minutes to run like 3.2 and I slowed down my pace to like nine, 49, 50, but I never didn't have control over it I did it like I know I got it and then I knew I was going to put the jets on at the end and put on a show for the people and crushed it nailed it proud of you man the Nola one there was humidity so I couldn't like I had like a pain in my right side the air is just so thick and then the dodging to all the people you know that was the two things that got me so yeah oh yeah all right we want a fast banana yeah let's finish. We want a fast banana.

Yeah, let's finish the show with a fast banana. You want to stand up or just do it? Whatever you want to do. Stand up. You're the king. It'll be better for the digestion. You got anything for hater Brandon Walker? Brandon, actually, I'll say this. Brandon believed in me before.

Oh, there we go. No, Brandon did. You guys back together? No, but Brandon, I remember before the last one, Brandon said on here, he's like, I actually believe he's going to do it. Look at you now. I know, but he really did. I remember that. I don't want there on here, he's like, I actually believe he's going to do it. Look at you now. I know, but he really did. I remember that.

I don't want there to be a divide there that isn't there. Well, there's sometimes there. Every November 28th, that's it. Who do we like better, Mingo or Emmanuel Forbes? Mingo sucks. Is it always November 28th? Mingo doesn't suck. He sucks.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude. Uh-oh. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. Yeah, give up throwing it. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Even. Dude. Uh-oh. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Under 10.

He's already done something fast today. It's under 10. No, not under 10. You got to finish. Oh. That was awesome, brother. It was. That was a big banana, too.

That was a big ass. Huge, and it wasn't that soft. Wasn't that soft. It's a big green banana. Big hard banana. Yeah. You are, you could do anything. Mincy versus the world.

You're a beast. Thank you. I'll never doubt you again. That would be a good series. People throw down gauntlets and you just like beat them. Yeah, just crush it. I'm hoping I can save, you save. I think the next big thing is we need a little heat for the World Series

of Poker this summer. That's happened before. God damn it, this motherfucker. I made runs in the main before. God damn it, Mincy. I'm in. I'm in. So how much? Oh man, we'll talk.

I got really good backers, but if you got involved I'm sure. Yeah, what do you want? I'll buy half of it. We'll figure it out. We'll talk. It's a stake. What do I got to do? I got really good backers, but if you got involved, I'm sure. Yeah, what do you want? I'll buy half of it. Okay. We'll figure something out. We'll figure it out. I'll stake you half. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

This guy knows what he's doing. No, I mean, I've done well in the main. That's the next thing, man. You know, I feel like that's the one thing I haven't done. I was awesome at poker, and I haven't done shit since I've been at Barstool. And so that's the one thing that is still missing. All right, well, it would be an honor to stake you, Mincy. So I'm in poker, and I haven't done shit since I've been at Barstool. And so that's the one thing that is still missing. All right, well, it would be an honor to stake you, Mincy. So I'm in.

Hell yeah. What was your all-time earnings on, like, the Louisiana? I have, like, 700K in live poker earnings. Yeah. I got 75th in the World Series main for 90K out of, like, 7,000 people in 2011. And I got 327th once. But I haven't done shit since I've been at Barstool. And it's been, like, a funny thing because I keep being like,

I know I'm good. I just haven't, you know. Or you just got to fall your way. Yeah, well, no. I mean, it of the ones. But I haven't done shit since I've been at Barstool. And it's been like a funny thing because I keep being like, I know I'm good. I just haven't, you know. Or you just got to fall your way. Yeah, well, no. I mean, it's just time. That's the next thing. When you're hot, you're hot, man. We on one right now.

Oh, we on one. I mean, it started with that Pels disaster bobblehead video. But, man, I think the last two months have been about as much heat as I've had up here. Crushing it. Get that live earnings. Get an updated picture. Okay.

Yeah, we look a little rough. No, no, you look good. Wait a minute. It's kind of fitting, though. It's kind of fitting, though, you know. Do you have one real short arm in that photo? Yeah, I think you do. I look pretty dejected.

I definitely did not run a 57-minute 10K before that picture. What about the Saints tomorrow? Man, got to get D-line. The D-line just got gutted in free agency. I never would have thought James Winston and Thomas would be back. You would have thought those were the first two guys that would have been gone. But the D-line depth just got – Who do you like?

They lost so much. Everybody thinks they're going to trade up for the Pitt kid, the Kansy. Kansy, Kalaja Kansy. Yeah, that's what everybody thinks. The Saints always – He's a beast. They always trade up. Mickey Lemus never trades back.

Why worry about the future when you can worry about now? Y'all enjoy y'all's top ten pick. Thanks, brother. Appreciate it. All right. Well, Mincy, congrats again. Thank y'all, man. I'm going to go donate the money right now, and then let's talk about the poker.

I'm in. Hell yeah. I'm buying Mincy's stock. Viva Las Vegas, baby. Want to do some side tournaments? I'm in. Hell yeah. I'm buying Mincy Stocks. Viva Las Vegas, baby. Want to do some side tournaments? I'm down, man. I want to do a lot of things. Want to do the Ole Miss chant?

No, I don't know if this is the spot for the hottie hottie. It's a few times a year. I really do. I do it about three or four times a year. Yeah, right. How many times a year do you run sub-58? Never. Never.

I just don't know what Ole Miss has to do with that. I think that one's me. You put the school on your back. He's an LSU fan. Oh, come on. Oh, there's no divide, though. No divide. He's the one that's not saying his chant.

He's the one that won't say it. He works out, and he's bananas. You're crushing cake over there. There's a big difference. You couldn't even have's bananas. You're crushing cake over there. There's a big You couldn't even have the stamina for a two-hour YouTube show. Right? Alright, well

congrats. Yeah, thank y'all. Thank y'all for supporting me on the act stuff. I saw some of the clips. It was amazing. I heard there were 17,000. Yeah, there was a lot of people watching. Everyone rooting for you. Fantastic in the seats, man. Come on, brother. Alright, yeah, buy a shirt. See everyone tomorrow. Everyone rooting for you. Tass is in the seats, man. Come on, brother. All right. Yeah, buy a shirt. See everyone tomorrow.

Rap. Or no, draft tomorrow. Draft. Oh, he's cramping. He's cramping. He's cramping. He got up too quick. I'll see everyone tomorrow.

Oh, yeah! We'll be right back. It's the act. It's your straws, yeah, style, it's tape, it's real wild. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, and do. Yankees love. It's the act. It's the act.