The Yak - Mintzy Spoke At a Conference and Told a CRAZY Fake Story About Brandon | The Yak 5-9-25

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

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So they're gonna come back as fucking douchebags on Monday doing their whole The Sphere is Life and I want to go back to The Sphere and all that stuff. Are they doing two shows? Are they doing both? Yeah. The Sphere is very protective of their brand. Really? They cease and desisted Beyonce because she used it in like a promo video.

They don't like it when you Photoshop things over their sphere. They will reach out to you. Really? Yeah. But they've got one of the more Photoshopable images. They don't like it when you Photoshop things over their sphere. They will reach out to you really yeah But they've got one of the more photoshopable Images they have a building that has a screen and you could put anything on it Yeah, they came at TJ. You're not gonna like this they came at Super Monkey Ball. I know Beyonce Who is Super Monkey Ball video game the video game the Super Monkey Ball?

It's about a monkey in an orb and that's the perfect building for Super Monkey Ball? Video game. The video game. The Super Monkey Ball is about a monkey and an orb, and that's the perfect building for Super Monkey Ball. It's an orb. It's a ball, yeah. And they reached out to Super Monkey Ball and said, don't fuck around like this. I don't mind it. It's the same owner as MSG, right?

Dolan. Yeah. Yeah. Is the sphere the... never mind. That's Super Monkey Ball? Yeah, it's a really great game. Really? What's the point of Super Monkey Ball? Is this fear that nevermind That's super monkey ball. Yeah, it's really great game really What's the point of super monkey ball your monkey in a ball and you go down a track? Yeah, people are saying Vegas is dead Vegas does seem to be there's a year every every other day You get a picture of this is Vegas from 11 p.m. On a Thursday night

What do you notice not what it used to be. Gen Z 26 year olds aren't going to Vegas anymore. They don't fuck, they don't gamble, they don't do anything. They don't smoke cigarettes. It's impossible to bum a cigarette these days. The time I noticed it, and Kyle was the one that brought it up, we were walking around the University of Arizona campus. I was expecting to see boom boxes on shoulders,

kick flips, parties. Hacky sack. Hacky sack. It's Arizona. Yeah, it wasips, parties. Hacky sack. Hacky sack. It's Arizona. Yeah, it was sad. Nothing. People walking around. Alcohol consumption's on the, we gotta pick it up.

Buckins on the way down. University of Hawaii, nothing. Nothing? Nothing going on around there. I just got a spam DM about a sex doll, and people aren't fucking humans anymore but the DM was pretty look at this was this a targeted ad no no it was a DM from a bot mm-hmm look at that that's a lot of words yeah well she is a bedroom wildcat

who only listens to you under dim lighting she has wheat colored skin hot red lips plump elastic buttocks her body is a one one copy of Kim Kardashian And she is yours waiting to come home was that was that dick supposed to be yours? I hope not because that didn't look true to life for me No, that looks like it's fucking chasing Kevin Bacon did the sex box getting a smarter They'll DM you be like hey my friend thinks you're cute and then send you her at and I almost fall for it every time almost almost There's still waiting on a couple replies back the link didn't work

So that means now I guess is that ever gonna solve like the in-cell crisis guys prefer that Are they too expensive right now? They're probably a little little pricey yeah they like to see move pussy like when the playstation came out so I know yeah like all the poor kids are just buying torso right now yeah human girls are pretty pricey too though yeah you're right not all but like yeah you could

probably some are cheap some are cheap and worn out and used and I wonder if I get and hold on I'm coming like an old baseball glove yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, leathery. Use affirmed, buy your sex doll just monthly. I don't know. Would you lie with one once?

No, I don't think I would. There's brothels that use them. I don't think, I think I've aged out of trying that. The shame. That's a young man's game. The shame you would feel afterwards would have to be immense right? I think I wouldn't be able to stop thinking. Well. This is kind of weird

Working on something would you rather wake up in the morning after a blacked-out night next to an ugly human woman or a great-looking sexbot woman Probably living woman yeah, yeah She might be fun. She might be funny. She'd have to be She ugly or do I find her ugly? She's what's the difference? Okay, she's probably she's a she's she's like a four or five and you're used to you I don't like categorizing okay. All right on like she's ugly. It's all about how I proceed is there any risk of she's not attractive I That's the only downside I think to that the robot. She's the robot. She's about 170

So you blackout drunk and you bought a ten thousand dollar robot and she had acne when she was a teenager. That's fine It's but it's fine to tug your own dick to porn. I Didn't say that I that wasn't a hypothetical. I threw you don't think dick to porn. I didn't say that. That wasn't a hypothetical eye-throw. You don't think that's fine? I... Sure, if that's what... I don't have an opinion on it one way or the other.

Society as a whole will come to a screeching halt if they get a really good, cheap sex doll, I fear. What's the motivation? What's the motivation for anything? If like Costco just rolls out, because Costco just has the Plinko board, but if they rolled out just great available sex dolls for $19.99.

What's the motivation for keeping yourself fit, for being funny, for conversing, for being a good cook? Yeah, that's gonna be the... Really smart. How do you clean sex dolls maybe just dishwasher are you lower today che lower hey you are lower why are you so low I'll fix it but uh I yeah I don't know I've no idea those get cleaned I think dildos go in the

dishwasher I wonder if they're like with the full bodies I don't you think you don't clean yours Spit shine I want mine on the roof of the car at the car wash You strap it down like a Christmas tree oh Wow Question we found a great question. Oh a hot robot or an ugly human I'd be afraid the hot robot was like recording my stats Yeah, but you wake up and you're like and it's like she only she only you realize what you really last son Yeah girl two seconds. She's got weak thighs you go to the bathroom hot robot leaves Next to a hot robot you realize what the peak of your accomplishment yesterday was fucking

Robo man-made robot. I think it's sad. It's got to be made by chicks if the chicks make it yeah No, it's not gonna be made by chicks right there's a horny fucking man thinking of the best possible sex robot right now I probably oh we're probably made right now Yeah, there's somebody there's a factory right now. Can you most unbelievable pussy? Is there like a build a bear eventually of like going to build your chick build a whore yeah Yeah, what's his name who was dating Chloe Kardashian had a sex doll? Model just like her yes basketball player

Only doing Kardashians because this is both times. We've mentioned the Kardashian well that are there any non Kardashian sex dolls have to be I Would imagine not that I know are there any Gina Davis sex dolls from 1991 gotta be asking for a friend I'll just you know whatever that's where it gets weird when it's modeled after you can't do it after a person It's a little bit disrespectful. Do it after a hippopotamus. No, when it's modeled after so can't do it after a person a little bit disrespectful I do it after a hippopotamus. No, but it's like a fictional person That's still a person by Wonder Woman No, like a face That's not belonging to somebody else. What would the nerds buy the most like they buy Princess Leia

Yes, that would have to be I think I think people were aging out of Princess Leia the Yes, that would have to be. I'm sure that exists. I think people were aging out of Princess Leia. The Game of Thrones blonde girl? Daenerys, maybe? People don't know people that we really know anymore. I was watching a video of a guy showing his girlfriend celebrities, and she had to guess who they were. And the celebrities were Michael B. Jordan, Courtney Cox, Tony Hawk, and John Hamm. And she didn't know any of them. And she had to have known B Jordan. And he was like kind of clowning her for

not knowing them. And the top comments were like, yeah, who the fuck knows any of these people? Michael B Jordan? Who's the number one movie in the world? He's like, might be one of the more famous people on earth. Cheyenne said what got in the number one movie in the world might be one of more famous people on earth Cheyenne said what got in the comments Like in the realm of celebrity guessing these are very Knowable people, but like it's eye-opening to go to famous birthdays calm And the top ten you don't know and then 11 is fucking Teddy Roosevelt that website fucking sucks man That's that was my baseball players. He shares birthday with Teddy Roosevelt. I didn't I cowered I didn't bring it up. Oh, you're Tyler Tyler yesterday. Yeah, did he win the most attractive second Kayla second?

We ended that abruptly because oh back in as he thought he was gonna win the award. I believe so wait who won The Danny's guy white hat great hat grandpa like nice nose. Oh, yeah. Yeah, your guy was the hottest. I mean that was my guy was taller Yeah, I was taller. He came back in at the end as she was announcing my guy was darker. Yeah. Yeah Yes, I like the Marlins man. They were very fun. Yeah, they were very nice Clip that I really said I like the Marlins man. I like him too. I Really want to just be the go-to show for major league baseball players to come just hang out every time they're in yeah That's very cool and over time like they'll know like the deal and I don't know like oh I gotta be I gotta try to Like show some more personality sure sure yeah, and then they're here for two weeks and a vet like maybe like one of them

Dms us is like get on board. Let's chill alright Marlon come on my yeah, the best the best would be is Marlins if you want to invite me on your boat. Oh the Marlins have the best. If the Marlins pulled me on a tube on their boat I would love that. You don't think? Not a great history there. Oh shit. Goodness there is a great tragedy. Yeah. What? Fuck. Well the Marlins player had a boat. he's no longer with us So shit think of all the ones who did have both I didn't hear about Pretty good. Yeah, I guess the odds are probably pretty good. You're fine. Mm-hmm We're way to bring it down. Yeah We were too high energy you needed to take us down the notch Yeah, that's on me I apologize

Yeah, that's on me. I apologize Those two there were two guys here from San Diego Yes, who grew up playing baseball in San Diego played on the west coast and then get drafted and now play for the Miami Marlins What a fucking life those guys have had now people from the west coast don't like, Florida. They like Miami They know they don't like Tallahassee, they don't like Gainesville. They think it's miserable. Not Miami! They think it's way too humid. They think it's way too humid. People from the West Coast love the West Coast.

Yeah? And in our heads, yeah, they're the same, but Florida is way down. It's almost vice versa. People from the East Coast, too, will refuse to admit they like the West Coast. I'm going to throw a penalty flag here. I think what you're saying is applicable to all of Florida except Miami I don't know West Coast people hang out in Miami Do they yeah, I think so like San Diego is we're sad laid back We get San Diego's laid back, but LA's not laid back I would trade my life to be any of those born in San Diego probably went to a cool high school or half of its

Outdoors yeah, yeah yeah oh my god yeah probably high school lunch out do you ever resent your parents for settling down where they did yeah I was in the past for a lot of things yeah I guess so well my dad settled down in a penitentiary so yeah that's resentable right there I do I do I feel bad that I moved my kids out of the place that I felt bad my parents stayed in. Is that weird? That is weird. Why did you feel bad about moving out of the place

you felt bad? Because that's my home. Right, you feel guilty. I feel guilty that I've taken my kids away from their roots and I feel resentment towards my parents for making those my roots. Got it. Does that all check out?

That checks out, so how Catholic of you? Oh no, I don't think, is that catholic to be riddled with guilt for little things Oh, okay. All right. Fair enough. Isn't everybody real guilt over? It's a special kind It's a special searing brand. Yeah pope's a white socks fan, but it came out the news ABC reported that he was a cubs very complete then there's reports that he's a both and then there's other reports He's just a white socks fan fan. Like, it's a very murky picture. His brother said White Sox. There's a photo of him at a White Sox game in a White Sox jersey. And also he was playing Wordle with his brother right before he got the word that he was Pope.

I would rather him be a White Sox fan. That's weird. That's weird. I don't want Pope playing Wordle. I don't want Pope having a phone. Well, Pope's just a normal dude now. No, not now. Once he ascends to Pope. Yeah, but this guy is a normal dude. Is the pope infallible? In the eyes of the Catholic Church? Well, they get pissed about it.

I think people do believe that still. Yeah. Which is a little bit weird, because that's just a guy. He had that 2005 cell phone on him right there. Do you see the pope's bedroom? No. Current or the-

The previous, but it's always the same. Okay. It's like a tiny little bed in a plain little room It's like this big like one little side table. It's empty and So they're committing to a life of nothing like yeah, this is it. This is the Pope's bedroom That's so Yeah, the corner it's funny because when they're when they're like living and they're they're doing that they're doing so without Luxury, and they're doing so without pretense, but when they go out, he has his own Pope Mobile

and he has the biggest pop in circumstance. Fancy outfits. And that's not it. Oh, that's not it. Oh, oh, I'm so dumb. That's believable. And that's still not that nice. Ah, it's good woodwork.

Do the Popes get to eat like macaroni and cheese? The Conclave got banned from raviolis this past week. Do they get to eat good carbohydrates? Do they get to get massages? No chance the popes get a massage. Massage, no. A back scratch? Macaroni and cheese, I'm gonna say yes.

Can they use any technology? Can they watch TV? They can, but I think personal luxuries they abstain from. Do they have a phone? When you become a priest, you sign up for a life, there's a vow of poverty? Does he have to live in Vatican City or can he like live in a two-bedroom northwest suburbs of Chicago? That's a good question.

Probably has to live in Vatican City. I think he has to. Definitely has to. He's always traveling though, right? Constantly. Does he have a private jet or is he like Spirit Airlines front row? You know you know how Holy Spirit it's always been a gigantic deal when the Pope came to America Yeah, will it be a big deal now? Oh?

We have home field advantage. Oh, he should be here all the time I don't really have any papal memories of the last 15 years I remember like in 1988 or 89 JP the 2. JP 2. He came and it was fucking sold out. He shut New England down. Detroit, the dome whatever the silver dome like he he fucking sold it out. He's objectively best pope though. The best pope of my lifetime. Imagine the Pope Mobile just getting stuck on a Kennedy. Oh my god. Tentress. Only ten. Do you think the pope takes baths or showers fast showers like he's not living in ancient times I Think he's a bath guy

The Pope always gets really good gifts from world leaders and they're like they're not using them Yeah, I guess so. I think a world leader got a Pope a Rolex once. He went to New York City, Yonkers, and Baltimore. What did he go to Yonkers for? That's, well, I guess East Rutherford and New York aren't that much better. I feel like you could run Yonkers. Think I would do well in Yonkers?

Yonkers is hiding up there north of the city, right by the river, right? I lived right on the border of it for many years. Yeah? At the top of the Bronx, yeah, it's right there. Certainly not. Very Irish. Certainly not many years. Very Irish.

Many years? Yeah, for like three or four years. That's just not many, Kay. I think that's many. Many? Was many three years? No, I'd say like over five. Many years is said by an old person. You're not an old person. Got my catalytic converter and my wheels stolen. It's very exciting time. Oh wow get your wheels stolen

Yeah, but were they up on Centerblocks and walked out. That's the Yonkers experience. It was It's pretty it's on the river. It's a little dicey But there's a Stu Leonard's there, so What's the Stu Leonard's? It's a terrific grocery store chain. It what is that? It's a grocery store, it's a terrific grocery store chain. It's like if Ikea was a grocery store. Yeah, no fucking way. The journey through it in a specific,

and there's animatronics for every section, so you got bananas and monkeys come down, and they're like, welcome to Benin. What? Yeah. They got trains. The cows in the dairy section are like churning, they're like churning all the, yeah.

The problem is. In Connecticut, Stu Leonard Leonard's you have to go But I like that I want a freelance If you spent over 50 bucks you get an ice cream cone at the end Some days I'll start produce some days. I'll start bread you know and the food They have like all these pre-made foods that fucking rule good ice cream. I think um Larger high on the clam is a huge stew that that's a big cone you get yeah They don't fuck around it do like the weird milks right don't they have like a holiday milk or something, but they're always freaking out

It's like a highway if you get behind slow grocery shoppers. It's a miserable experience. You got to go during the off hours That's yeah, it is a miserable fucking space because you can't go around them. There's not enough room. There's not enough passing lanes Yeah, it's just it. It just kind of sucks in that way. What is that a stalk of broccoli or that's dude I'm you're into this. I was stuck at Jeb you as market. This is for the kids I Enjoyed it every time except for you put like ten items in your carton at checkout. They're like that'll be $575 my grocery stores right next to the fucking poop plant. I like Wegmans better than Stu Leonard's Great cheese department look how amazing this is That's true. You're just watching a creamery at work. Don't you know let you know oh

What's your guys grocery store here have you chosen? So I go to Woodman's up in Kenosha and up there. I'm fresh time Fresh time. Whoa, these are some random picks. Wait, really? Yeah, I was thinking either jewel Osco Mariano's whole foods. Jewel Osco is my probably it's the closest one in my house and I go there for your basics But when I do a big trip, I go to I go to Woodman. I'm fresh time, right? That's my mine gigantic sausage and cheese collection. Okay, I bet it's 30 yards long. I'm a Marianas girlie right here. It's cramped, it's dark, everybody's upset in there

and it's, I like the vibe. You like cramps, upset, dark. It feels like you're in a, you know, you lose track of time. So you've convinced yourself that bad is good. Yeah. It makes life easier. Yeah, I guess so.

I'll tell you that. Your preferred vibes are all upside down. I can't go anywhere else. It's like riding a bike. You know when you ride somebody else's bike. You're like this doesn't feel right Makes sense. That's I can't once you go to your grocery enough like it's hard to go to another one It's scale of one to ten. What were your bike riding skills as a child? I was probably a eight you're an eight I could ramp could you yeah, but I couldn't do tricks I could just get decent air no Yeah. But I couldn't do tricks. I could just get decent air. No hands?

Yeah. No hands easily? Yeah. Do no hands. I was probably about a seven and a half. I could go decently far with a hefty girl on the pegs. But I was a rural bike rider, not a city bike. I was a rural bike rider as well.

Yeah. So I was often in trails and roads where there were no cars so I could do whatever I wanted to. I don't know that I could adjust to your urban setting. I was probably a 7 actually. Yeah. 7.2. I was probably 7.3-ish.

So would you like take a piece of plywood and then put down like bricks and make the ramp that way? I had an X-Factor dude. An X-Factor? What's an X-Factor? That's the ramp. Really? I had an X factor dude. An X factor? What's an X factor? That's the ramp. Really? Yeah. Pre-made ramp?

Yeah. See I never had that. We had to kind of... And I would put it at the end of the sidewalk so I could get even more air. Really? Yeah. Oh you had a ramp ramp?

Yeah, insane air. Damn, we had to create our ramps and sometimes they would collapse and we would get hurt. Damn, ramp to ramp. I never did that. Damn, I wish I had had that when I was a kid. Very fun. It was good for sledding, too.

I got my shoelaces wrapped around my pedal. Scary. Ripped every ligament ligament in my. Yuck. So I was pretty good. Ripped every ligament? Oh, a couple of them. Yeah.

Yeah, it was. Fucked. I had to be at the beach with like a bag like an Acme bag tied around my leg for I Had a good I had a bike that the front wheel got reversed They got turned out to where the big part was going out or the the steering wheel had reversed or something anyway, I had a funny looking bike because the front wheel looked like the back wheel and That's a very boring story, and I wish I hadn't started it I had one Christmas where I got four bikes though what both grandmothers got me a bike

My uncle got me a bike and my parents got me a bike I had four decided to get I had I had a little BMX blue bike that was electric blue. I had a mountain bike I had a just a regular road bike, and I had a scooter which I Well when you get when you get all all those at once yeah, it's it's it's you happy about yeah I was I would I would have my Monday bike my Tuesday bike my weekend bike I had all kind of bikes you were like Jay the Jay Leno of bikes Yeah, I kept them all you didn't like I kept them all I eventually they got given away, but I I Had a fleet I had a fucking fleet of bikes

Goddamn was there like was that in the newspaper wasn't in the newspaper I did get in the newspaper for catching a big crappie once But I never got in there for and going on an archaeological dig in eighth grade But what yeah you were in the newspaper for catching a fish I was I caught up. Well, here's the thing My dad caught it and then he gave it to me and and he called the newspaper and he had him a three and a half Pound crappie, which is a gigantic crappie Yeah, so I was in there and then I was in there for little league baseball sliding into home

The guy just took a picture of me sliding into home and the other player in there was named Dennis Walker Whoa, and he he put no relation We weren't the same color In the pic he was on your team. Yeah, he was on a relation. He was on my team pretty funny That's my three times before age of 18. I was in the local newspaper I've only been the newspaper once for winning the st. Vincent's Harry Potter look-alike contest. Really? Yeah. How old were you? I went back to it. I was 22. No, I was in fifth grade. I don't know if any... Did we have that competition? Yes! It was optional to compete? Yes. Okay. And I didn't look anything like Harry Potter. Were you

ever in the newspaper? Oh my god, yes. Well yeah, for non-wrestling purposes? Yeah, for ice skating. What? On my butt. What? I've showed the picture before. I don't remember this.

Oh, I've never seen that one. Yeah, it was like Kyle puts in an effort. It's me, it's clearly just, I just fell. But I was always in it with Dirk Bauer. Oh yeah. We were both high school 103 pound wrestlers. Okay. Not related from wheeling.

Were you the same color? Yeah. Same height and everything. No relation. What's your worst ever bike related injury? Just I have scars on my knees from just taking just just hitting the asphalt I don't really have a like a scary one. I think my my worst ever Bike injury doubles as worst ever dick injury Right handlebars were kind of loose went over a bump and went my dick just went straight into the handlebars

Just your dick just the dick were you hard? No, I Lied with the dick detached from your body to go up to the handlebars or did your whole body? Oh you fucked the handlebar Knock on wood. I don't have any horrific dick injuries. I don't even ever been kid I don't really get hurt Brandon not like the kids haven't been Wallowing around too much and excellent's a ball injury more than any... Yeah, that's a ball injury.

I don't know, my dick's been... Depending on the angle. My dick's been resilient over the years. That can change. Plus, it's pretty hidden. You'd have to really, you'd have to really make some effort. One of these days you gotta trim, man. You could be, you could find something.

Find a mole. What am I, what am I trimming for? Who am I trying to impress? I'm not gonna be in the yard of the Muth Club down here. What am I, what am I trimming for? Who am I trying to impress? I'm not gonna be in the yard of the Muth Club down here. What am I trying to do? I don't know man. Who am I trying to impress? One of these days.

The man in the mirror. Yeah. Michael Jackson? That's right. You should get like a poodle puff, like a. He already does. Yeah, I got an afro now. But more of a circle, like a perfect.

Perm. Yeah. I've been slowly putting more pubes on the basketball court through the years yeah now there's just a tough somewhere y'all gotta y'all gotta try to find it there's always a bunch in the urinal yeah and I think yeah they just don't fall out that easily do they well I brought them it's hard hard it hurts I think they do fall out easily. Oh god. They're yours I know they're not mine, but I think they I think they I think they do fall out easily Don't hair falls out more easily than you think like you lose like a hundred of that you constantly have hair on you

Yeah, our house is like a pet tumbleweed. Yeah, I don't know if it's pubes are like knuckle hairs or what but whenever He's not cool oh no cool. Hey, not like a very guy I'm a hot way You ever trim your you ever trim pets knuckle hair for him no no I Was I'm self-conscious about like my arm hair. I have a lot and it goes it creeps up onto my hand Yeah, but then I saw this guy he posted I think on like 4chan about how he shaved his hands before a date and it looks even worse because really ends your hair just ends yeah oh that would look fun it look like you have like

gloves on it would be Teejay can you try to find that he tried to hide it by by wearing a watch so you couldn't see the ending of it. Eww. That is so much worse. So much worse than I thought. Probably shouldn't have. What do I do? Yeah. I might actually do that when I have a little goof. How hairy was his hand that he felt the need to do that? It makes it look...

Why wouldn't he just shave his arm at that point? Yeah, that's probably I would you probably have to fade it I Think you just guys that shave their arms shave there are dedicated to the life T. Do you want to talk about your? predicament Yeah Yes, okay, not a big predicament. It's a good problem to have Okay, not a big predicament. It's a good problem to have But it's a it's got my brain in a pretzel today, so I'm going out for a super fancy dinner tonight Oh, you've been asking everybody about this. Yeah, I asked a couple people because it's it's really I'm in my own head about it It's a it's a very fancy place, and I'm told that you're supposed to bring a gift for the kitchen

That's that's a lot of level. I've never heard that before. I didn't know that this was a thing either. So, my first thought was bottle of wine. That's the only thing my head could go to. That's the only thing you can think of. And then I heard that maybe the chef at this place might be recently sober. Recently.

So I don't know, like what else am I supposed, like a present? Just get him a... What do you like a present just get him a prep What do you mean a present? Where's the Michael Jordan card a set of nice kitchen? Here you guys can split this yeah, I have never in my life heard of taking a gift for the kitchen at a restaurant Yeah, I've never I've never is this a specific tradition to this restaurant I'm told that it's not as Uncommon as you might think wow like I never go out to fancy dinners

I really don't but this is like how fucking fancy. This is a very fancy place So I'm gonna be way out of my element Yeah, this is like the kind of restaurant where like the third course is something you just inhale yes, right exactly Yeah, first course is yeah, it's just the smell There's a first like the balloon at a linear Feel you can feel the next course. It's just for touching. Yeah, you can touch it now. You can hear the steak And then yeah, that's what they do your source isn't fucking with you, right? This is a no no that would be a funny prank I've checked up on it now

I did check with chef Donnie too, and I asked him for his advice on this has he ever gotten a gift I? Don't know if he's got a gift like what what gifts would he appreciate he said that he heard of somebody that brought tacos to This restaurant you don't want to give him food right he's a chef. What's a late-night reservation? It's like later. It'd be a fragrance And so I'm thinking maybe the kitchen is gonna be hungry because it's gonna be the end of the shift Yeah, but they're surrounded by food. That's a great point sunglasses, and they'll be able to make anything that you bring them better That's maybe they just like I get a Taco Bell and then they elevate it Kyle I like the idea of cologne cologne and Ray Bans. Yeah

Small cooler with their names on it. I also thought about turning it up a notch and just like bringing in a bunch of weed Strippers guys like weed you know it's expensive because they don't have the prices on the menu How'd you find out the restaurant? He told me earlier? I've asked a lot of people to because I'm stressing out no prices on the menus horrifying. What are you wearing clothes wise? Oh, man, that's that's the decision. I'm gonna make about 30 minutes before I go Oh, that's the decision you gotta make first man everything else follows the clothes I'm gonna see if I have a collared shirt. That's clean and then and kind of make my decision for me Man, I could wear what I wore to the to the back gala. I'm a little stressed. It smells like smoke

Yeah, yeah, I'd dry clean it. Why is that smells like smoke? Okay? Why does it smell like smoke though? I don't remember surrounded by smoke. We were surrounded. Oh, yeah grills on all sides There was that grill that was on the far end mine just smells like Jerry O'Connell's ass sweat. Oh, yeah Oh, that's gonna be awesome. Yeah. Oh Give them the shirt and say this is Jerry O'Connell's ass I think I've got the pants because Hank Hank doesn't want the pants Jerry O'Connell's pants. Yeah, Jerry O'Connell's ass pants There you go, they can hang it they can hang it in the restaurant if you want if you got them all a decent set Of slacks, I bet you they'd appreciate it.

Yeah. Nice docks. Underwear. I think it was Paige, she suggested maybe I bring her a really nice knife for the show. Whoa. No, they had the nicest, right? Yeah, they probably already had the nicest. I'd have to spend like $1,000 on it.

Don't think of anything in the cuisine department or the chefing department. Yeah. Maybe what's a convenient thing that nobody has, like a flashlight? How much are Razor scooters? If you could get like five Razors? Five, yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's a convenient thing that nobody has like a flashlight? How much are Razor Scooters? If you could get like five Razors? Five, yeah. Yeah. Because one wouldn't be enough. Well, yeah, they would be able to share. Some walkie talkies for them. That'd be cool. You could have fun with walkie talkies in the kitchen. Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Do you have any advice, Kate? What if one of these aura frames and then you can stalk them and have it preloaded with pictures of their children and stuff

Pictures of them from like very recent like them in their house window like it's you've been I actually don't think we can I'm like picturing walking in with a gift and it's so embarrassing The only thing you could take would be wine wine wine is that was the obvious choice Oh, what about it? Probably have wine a dog you're gonna take a puppy Just drop a baby off Here you go guys yeah like socks, I would be so stoked for I love new socks Yeah, socks is really nice saw how'd you hear about this tradition? I? Heard about it from the person that told me about the restaurant.

Do they listen to music in the kitchen? Is that person fucking with you? No, the person's not fucking with me. Person was my realtor. Get him a year of Apple TV. What's the worst gift I could possibly give you? I could say that I'm giving them the worst gift and then give them just an average gift

and they'll be pumped that they didn't get the worst gift. Gift card to the barstool store. Yeah, 50 bucks 50 bucks mmm a tour a tour for the chef do the gauntlet yeah of course what about socks everyone like getting socks no they don't good point yeah that is pretty good I like that you thought of that nobody likes getting socks I have I have a like a fencing equipment it's's really nice. I got as a gift. Okay. Why did you get fencing equipment? Me and my boy Derek exchange bad gifts We just ship them to each other's houses a high quality friends you do that to career to sometimes yeah

You know are you talking about like construction material to build a fence? No, like the sport, yeah. I have like the FPE. The whole thing. What I would assume is like their batbag. You have the mask. The mask, yeah. The mask is really the best part.

You like the mask more than the fucking saber. It's not even a saber, Nick. It's got like a little point on it. It's a foil, right? It's it's like a it's a foil right it's an app a what's a foil it's a type of that's a sport it's one of the brands of fencing oh so yeah the I mean the mask is just kind of like squid game yeah it's an app a you're right it's a common common and link to the foil but is heavier foil is a different competition mm-hmm foil and effort different okay okay I think this this is one sport by the way fencing that if you compare

errors the old-school fencing era the best fencers from like a thousand years ago we kicked the shit out of our fence okay that's the one that hasn't evolved so one sports has gone back well I think we best athletes probably went into fencing back years ago we kicked the shit out of our fences. Okay. That's the one that hasn't evolved. So one sport that's gone backwards. Well I think the best athletes probably went into fencing back then. I agree. That's a good point. Probably one of, maybe the only sport. Yeah. And they've gotten worse at. And if you're like a 35

year old fencer back in the 1100s, you're really fucking good because you haven't died yet. Yeah. So the plumber era of fencing is now? Yes. It's a bunch of rich people I think now. Do you ever realize we're not even the Thai cobs of podcasting? In what way? In racial terms or? In like- some of us are. Yeah, Brandon's definition. Era terms. Okay, alright. We're like before that? We're that early in the podcasting game. We're that early? How many years in a podcasting?

When was the first- so we're like fleet like fleet more pretty much like I mean technically probably? 15 to 20, but so they're gonna be looking back at pft. Who's podcasting against plumbers and mechanics Yeah, yeah like sometimes literally pft. Is your daily micro really micro Yeah, no, that's a that's a good point But also the internet kind of puts things into fast-forward a little bit too. Yeah, so when you look back at cereal Serial does feel like it was a hundred years ago the podcast. Oh Okay, yeah, oh the podcast. I think we all did thinking of yes, our hands. Yeah, was that the first big podcast? Mark Maron Marin oh yeah, yeah

And when did he start that? 2010 maybe So that early 15 years into baseball who was the best baseball player 15 years, and you probably couldn't even name 1880s Eunice Wagner no that was like 1910s. I was gonna say Cy Young, but that's early 15 years into organized baseball who was PFT in baseball terms Who was his King Kelly Wow? What's the guy three fingers Mordecai Brown three finger Brown three finger Brown? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He died of syphilis Do you remember?

A lot of them did die of syphilis. A lot of dying of shit, yeah. Best podcast, Golden Globes. Yeah, this is a new category now. There's gonna be a podcaster that goes on stage on CBS and that's gonna be awkward, isn't it? Is it Golden Globes? It's gonna be Alex Cooper.

Oh, it is. Let's be honest here. It is. I tried to suck up to him to the Golden Globes the other day be Alex Cooper. Oh it is Let's be honest here it is I Tried to suck up to him to the Golden Globes the other day. I couldn't do it Do you think you'll get nominated? No, I don't think so I don't think anybody from Barstool is gonna get nominated for that although I do appreciate the Golden Globe all the all the voters What is it the the Hollywood Foreign Press? Is that her votes on that? I think so we shall write in one oh my god yes yeah let's push for one oh when was that fucking is he here he did it

yesterday yeah I went is he huh all right we got to hear about this wait you went to new went yeah cuz Eddie was there right mm-hmm oh fuck what are we doing how was it wasn't as if you don't know about this there was a sports media? Convention or Jason Barrett Jason about that I got invited to it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so Mets and Eddie went and spoke at the convention or the whatever you call the conference And I've got to know how menses went you you saw it. I get invited. I did yeah I was this close to it was gonna be me mention Eddie and then it just fell in a week that We have the Scottsdale thing wait me and Titus also had another thing that we possibly were gonna do this week

So I had to not do it. It was just yeah there. It is. It was just a long QA Minty he looks good. Is he lost weight? What's he doing? Is he trying to get hot this year? It's just oh mean mean 19 hours later So Danny, I'm just a Q&A so Brandon asked how it was minty minty did drop a Yeah, let's see if miny wants to say it first. Can I hang out and hear this?

Hang out for the whole day! Is Mintz here? He's not up there. I actually heard him about 10 minutes ago. I was in the PMT studio and Minty walked in. He was taking a phone call. Oh, into the PMT studio.

Yeah, it's his pft. Yeah secondary office So he came in and I verified his presence here. Is that a new cat? I mean mince mincey is made for events like yesterday. It's for people who just like love talking about themselves No I do know he's here you here. Can you come to yeah? I do know he's here. Are you here? Can you come to Jack? Wait, I can hear him. Where was he? Where? What the hell?

Did you get the call waiting beep at the end of the rings? Was he on the phone with somebody else? Had to have been. So were you in the studio when he just walked in? Yeah, I was laying down on the couch. I'd just done a quick ad for Jack. And I was playing my flight simulator on my phone. As one does. And then Mincy came in, taking a big meeting. And then he saw I was already taking a meeting in that room. He was phone, as one does. And then Mincy came in, taking a big meeting,

and then he saw I was already taking meeting in that room. He was like, oh, sorry. And then he took tail. A lot of phone calls. A lot of phone calls. As many phone calls as anybody in this company. Yeah. Danny, what was the crowd like?

How many people were in the audience? There was probably like 50 plus. They were all reporters, people in Chicago media were they about to speak next yes somewhere somewhere somewhere before some are coming after I was just the own decks are here here here mince comes now I want to hear his report and see before I give mine looking good mincy sup minutes there we go play like a champion today Mince. So the big cast share you're the boss. I think that's about the furthest thing from the truth. Mincey they were asking about yesterday how

it went I haven't said anything yet. Hey Mince how'd it go? I thought it was fun I mean he asked a bunch of you know they were just asking a bunch of questions I shared the story of me taking your cowbell and you being thrilled during that Thanksgiving game, which got some laughs for sure. But it was, you know, I thought about it. How many laughs did that get? Got a few, didn't you think? Yeah.

It's a good story. There was, there might've been a screeching halt at one point. What was the screeching halt? Did you say it? Uh. What? Did you say it?

Oh, I said the R word. What? What? And then? Starting or ending say it? What? Did you say it? I said the R word. What? Then? Starting or ending with it? At the end I was like... Oh no no no no no no no. That's how many you meant. That's how many you meant.

Do the words start with R? Oh yeah. That word. Yeah I said... You don't have to say it now. You did a... No I said that you called me a retard You you went to a crowd of media people and you quoted Brandon Walker saying that

You pretty much said the word I'll be a fat retard. Stop saying it! What did you say? You went to a media conference of media people and said Brandon Walker said this? That was what you said? I said it was like content. I mean I said it in the context. Did you ever tell them what you said? Oh they asked about what I said a lot.

What? A lot? They kept asking about, they asked all about my departure from Barstool How I reacted to it? Forum yeah, you're in you can talk about the books you can talk about anything in the fucking world no Danny Wait, let's hear Danny's perspective. Did you did did you I film this? Brandon's retard made the summit wow wow Brandon like you were there asking about like our gambling clip stream we've had three

thousand hours of content together I don't like I thought that was one of the funniest moments what about you driving the car and in my driveway what about you shitting in my fucking house those didn't strike me as quite as funny It didn't strike. It was funny. Oh the car thing was funny There was one kind of awkward moment I guess where They asked Eddie and Mince if what their biggest regret at the company was so far and Mincey said well I think we all know mine said no comment, but the but the guy yeah You said no comment. I think we all know mine, but the guy didn't really know what mincy was talking

So he had to elaborate a little you had to elaborate He asked he got asked about a lot. Oh wait you had to elaborate what happened Said no comment, and then said in full safe to say I won't be pulling anymore I just said there's I'm retired from the rap lyric did Ben did you or anyone at the summit utter the two-word phrase? N-word no, okay, you just danced around it. I just danced around it. Yeah, our word was not muttered What kind of thing I mean yeah? Who was hosting this panel who was asking Jason Barrett okay card man hands close personal friend He said sarcastically As soon as it was done after we're walking down the hallway mincy just shrugs his shoulders said what Brandon said it not me

Yeah, mincy never said it Brandon. Did you get invited to this? Yeah, you know you could have stopped this by by going yourself. It might have still been said well I'm not told on the reason. I'm not doing this because mince was doing it. I can't I I I don't know man give me a second you got on stage I'm gonna find this and knowing the history that you have of saying words you told people I said words I thought it was a funny story it was yeah so I don't think it was like that I don't think what was the reaction of the room there was some chuckling they were definitely

chocolate chocolate about it and I mean they were you can talk to everybody you don't have to be the whole time They were asking about you know how barstool is different now. We can curse and kind of let it fly and so I was like Well, here's a funny story Did you give out any advice to any youngsters in the room? There weren't too many younger people in the room. It was it kind of seemed was just like a lot of radio People from around the country, but there were some big people there. Did you make any new connections network at all? Uh, yeah, that's people. It was cool. I got to meet any agar Who you know does the videos? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. She was cool

Um, dan urlovsky is a big fan of hers. Yeah, I think yeah a lot a lot of laugh emojis He's a reply guy for a with a with a laugh emoji crying I didn't realize she's in Chicago. You know, she lives here. Oh really? Yeah, apparently apparently so but yeah, it was fun I don't know. It was I just it was weird I was sitting up there and I'm like how the hell am I like allegedly an expert like at a media summit? Hey, hey, you're selling yourself short. Well, I mean You know, it was fun. Definitely, man.

Did you have a, like a, they make you do an opening statement or did you just go right into questions? They just went right into questions and then he would ask them, then me and Eddie would both respond. One thing that was cool, I saw my old boss from the Shreveport-Bosier starting days

who like saved my career once when they were, the radio station was broke and he Found a way for me to buy the airtime that like gave me a super cheap discount and like my career I got they were about to fire me like a year in and he saved my career and so I got it was cool He he manages like seven regional stations in Michigan now Yeah, and seen him in seven years and I thanked him on stage for him saving my career. That's very cool. Nice little full circle. Yeah, I hadn't seen him in seven years and I thanked him on stage for him saving my career. That's pretty cool. That's a great great business to be in if you run a radio station and you make the people that are going on the air pay you. Yeah, so he almost fired you but instead he just made you pay. No, it was all buddy

he made me pay like 150 a week for 15 hours. Oh wow. He gave me like a super sweet art deal that kept me on the air. That's very nice. Yeah, and so it kind of saved me. I'm excited to see the footage. Yeah that kept me on the air. That's very nice. Yeah, and so it kind of Excited to see the footage. Yeah And Brandon I can't believe you fucking said that again What did Eddie say I Eddie was talking a lot about the local Chicago stuff they do And you know they were asking about all kinds of stuff like like how Barstool, our relationship with our fans, is so unique.

We talked a lot about that. We also, they asked about the model and how we're encouraged to just try a lot of different stuff. And some will really hit and some won't. But I feel like it's more just keep trying stuff. But it was cool, man. You look good in that suit, too. Thank you. I appreciate that. Had that good in that suit, too. Thank you

I appreciate that shit on yeah, man Yeah, it's that sport coat actually I've been getting so much shit from Stoli's from wearing wrinkle shirts that I made sure I actually wore one that didn't have wrinkles Just try that's good. It's good. It's damn good Brandon. Where you going, man? He needs to go If you were going to a super fancy dinner where you're supposed to give the chef a gift and the chef is sober. You're a sober man. You're a sober man. What would you, if someone came to your house, what would you like as a housewarming gift as like a nice fancy?

Or what would you bring a chef? Sober chef. What would a sober chef want? I mean like I guess like a gift card like a nice restaurant maybe I don't know cuz like you just immediately think bring them a bottle of wine and yeah, and then that's out So I'm honestly not sure well chat was suggesting cigars or a box. Oh, yeah That's good now. Mincey as a sober guy if somebody brought you psychedelics Would you be okay with that? I mean if you're California sober sure yeah, they're Costa Rican sober Costa Rica Costa Rica, I mean I feel like that yeah psychedelics like ayahuasca, okay

I thought the Costa Rican was associated with the cocaine. Oh, I think that's Colombian sober. Oh yeah, okay? Those are the craziest people. Okay. I only do coke See how people that would ever work cuz I think the alcohol and the coke go hand-in-hand I would think so. I don't understand how people are like I don't drink and then still do but like What would you ever want to do blow if you didn't drink? Yeah? You wish you we should try it I'm sure it doesn't suck ass. There's no way it sucks Just be like super tweaking with nothing to mellow it down. Yeah, that would be tough alright So now I think I've narrowed it down to I might just bring I might bring a lot of weed for the kitchen

I feel like that even if you're sober I think You wouldn't be triggered to to end your sobriety if somebody brought in weed for your co-workers And then I'm thinking there's got to be some PMT some stuff We have in the PMT studio that like Nick was suggesting yeah people autograph something from somebody that I think I think I mean I don't see it doesn't seem like anybody ever doesn't want PMT gear so I think that's a well not like part of my take you're just like something cool that we decide helmet okay yeah I've got no got a ton of cool so is there are there any cameras on Titus and big cat running around Vegas this weekend I guess they're probably trying to get away I

don't think that their cameras no now that's fear it's gonna be they're gonna have a big weekend yeah and you go the spheres. Yeah, so it's the last last one I did two nights last summer, but the last this is the last weekend of the dead this year there So that ought to be a I'm sure that'll be a very very very large time. You okay, Brian I'm fine. Yeah, I Just don't The thing about it... my thoughts on this... here's what... and that's all I got.

That's all you got? That's all I got. Where's Danny with the clip? He's working on it. Nice restraint. Huh? Well, I... yeah. Chone restraint?

Yeah. I don't think I can talk around you anymore. I don't think I can say anything. But that was filmed, wasn't it? Yeah, that was on content. I never called you that on the air, did I? Dude, you don't remember that clip? That was one of the most viral ones. It was the Thanksgiving night egg bowl.

I know when it was! When y'all dropped three passes and missed a field ground. That's when it was, yes. But yeah, you called me, yeah. What'd he call you again? He called me's what it was yes, and yeah you call me Yeah, what do you call you again call me a fat retard? No? I called you like you did you say that's not what I called you was it not fat. I was cross-eyed Oh, oh, sorry, okay, so what did you say at the summit? I said fat, so you might have to reach out for Yeah, you have to reach out for a correction

I think I called you a cross-eyed moron. No, you said you definitely... You remember. Oh, 100%. You 100%. TJ, can we try to find... No, no, no, no, no, no. You got cross-eyed wrong.

That's true, but that part, the memorable part... All right, fine. Why are we dwelling on... Okay. Water under the bridge. Mitzi, did you stick around? You, okay water under the bridge? Mincy did you stick around as you what? He forgives you What's up? You stick around the at the media thing to see any other presentation? I saw there was another there was like an all-women's one that Annie and them were doing that was pretty cool

But you went to it. Yeah hung around it for a little bit I mean I was toward the end and then went to a big ESP in Chicago, like happy hour after. Nice. Yeah, it was fun. Did you learn anything while you were there? I mean, I don't know, sure. I mean, it was cool. Not really.

I don't know. I met some people. Learned anything. You think you might have a future with any of the women there? Probably not Probably not just being trans Danny Yeah, I found it sent it to TJ. Where'd you find it in another? I? Know I had like 20 minutes of phone video. I had to go through so good work

But did you laugh when he said it no Was the air of the room prepared for something like that has there been was there fucking crazy Somebody who has said the things you said to go on stage and say the thing that I said They asked about what I do though. Oh boy. It's not terrible. I would say I couldn't believe that when I got hired and walked in.

It's like, yeah, we're in the game. We can't watch these games. We people like watch us on camera watching games. I couldn't believe it. I was just like, this is totally foreign to me. But then you have moments like Brandon Walker and I always watch the egg ball together because I'm an old Mississippi State guy. And we got a clip when Mississippi State Mr. Fieldmore dropped a bunch of passes where I stole his cowbell and rang in his face a couple years ago that, I mean he called me a retard on camera, but it was one of the funniest stuff clips. This is the most funny ever happened. And so you just never know why.

The reaction was... Yes. It was one of the funniest stuff clips. This is the most funny ever happened. And so you just never know why. The reaction was... I need that down here. If you listen closely to what he says, he says it's one of the funniest clips. He was paying you a compliment. It was funny. Oh my god.

It was really funny. It was. Great job, Brandon. The delivery. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me. I'm glad you're over that and you forgive Brandon. I'd like to make an announcement.

I will be at next year's summit. Are you gonna quote him for this? I will, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Brandon. For an I, you have to. Oh, go for it. Summit are you gonna quote? Can't wait to see it. He didn't say fat. He know you did know you Here today, you didn't say yesterday thought you did and are for an hour No, I think you did a great job mincy. Thank you completely uncensored unfiltered Yes

No, I think you did a great job mincy. Thank you completely uncensored unfiltered you answered all the questions really well TJ one more I just want to hear the Be quiet and get the full audio I mean, he called me a retarded camera, but it was one of the funniest stuff. That was a, that was a horrified reaction. They got some laughs. People were afraid to laugh. You could tell they wanted it. And Danny, you were right there.

You had good seats. Yeah. And the crowd, how did you feel the energy was after that? They, Kyle's exactly right. They didn't know whether to laugh or not. A lot of people were shrieking in their seats, a little looking around, but could have been way worse nothing thrown at mince no booze Age always a plus yeah sports meeting conference

I always you know the a lot of people that are in that crowd have questions about barstool They want to know the truth what it's like working there, and then the first funny anecdote is it's great But I got called the R word It's not just a bunch of drunk frat boys. Example. And we got Nicky Smokes. You have been here four years? Almost five. Almost five? Minus three months. You have almost five years of memories at this company and you brought that one to the stage I wish you guys could have seen the crowd because there was probably no one under 34 most wearing ties suit jacket you could have said there was a we had a we had our own day on my own field day where I bought four apples when I did all these things you have so many

highlights you have so many highlights you chose brought up the game we cave thing and so I was they know they didn't yeah they asked they asked about they asked about us doing the streams and stuff and so that was he had to say we weren't in the game okay we're in my house I know but we're straight that was my favorite streaming game moment that was what about you smashing eggs on Brandon? That was funny, but that wasn't as organic as this one. Right, he really meant it. What about you've won like $100,000 on a parlay?

I've never won 100k. You've won tens of thousands of dollars. I've hit some big stuff, but never, never. We have a lot of super talented writers actually Actually our guy Francis wrote one about a dead woman What oh Yeah, this was good for the people that were like skeptical about barstool. Yeah, guess that ass Mincy, what do we have planned for your fifth year anniversary kind of buried the lead on that one Oh, yeah, It's not till October.

But the one thing I do have, I got invited to do KSR with Matt Jones at Ole Miss Kentucky. And that'll be fun because I got hired off that Kentucky kicker missed an extra point. Another full circle moment. So I think I'm going to go do that. Yeah. The Ole Miss Kentucky game.

We got to celebrate your five year somehow. What is that anniversary? So what would be the actual, because of the three months miss like is it no the anniversary stays the enemy? Okay, what's usually a five-year anniversary this Brandon took a summer off and we don't count that against him. Yeah There's a month. I Feel like this is like you're talking to him about taking summers off. I didn't say I didn't say anything about telling men's the traditional is wood Wood, okay, but modern gift is silverware, okay? Five year we'll do a special episode five-year wood nail them to a cross yeah

You'd be funny to crucify me You'd make Every you'd be perfect Brandon hates the idea of doing so probably just burn it to the ground That's right. That's right. I like that shit on fire. Your old boss was there yesterday too, right Mince? Yeah, yeah. Another full circle. You said that when you were searching.

That was- Oh my god. Anybody got any fun weekend plans? All right, Ben, thank you. You're welcome, Brandon. Thank you, Brandon. I'm proud of you, Mcy. Thank you, Mincy. No, don't play this! Time!

Time! Stop! Put my goddamn cap out there and you back-cross-eyed fuck! Oh! Who's back-cross-eyed fuck? He never said it! He never said it! Oh my God!

Mincy, you just said it out of... He never did! He just said it! You're congratulating us! You misquoted! You called your own self that! You misquoted! They just played the clip! I didn't callulating this quote! You misquoted!

They just played the clip! Watch the clip, Mincy. We have to go back to this conference. Is Mincy fake news? You piece of shit! You did! I really thought you said re- Put my goddamn tablet on you fat cross-eyed fuck!

I'm sorry, Brandon. Oh my god! Oh, you were really fucking... I really thought you said it. How'd you conjure up retard? I really thought he said it. I wouldn't have made that up. I wasn't like...

It wasn't supposed to be a lie. I really thought that's... Let's be fair to Mitch. It wasn't supposed to be a lie. It wasn't, but I wouldn't have thought about that. You went on a... stage with a bunch of media people and told them I called you that oh he owns you bread I definitely thought you called me that but you said what was it a fat cross-eyed fuck

given the helmet the liar helmet I did I can't I'm wrong Brandon. I'm sorry Are you an apology for this? I? Thought really thought you said it, but I miss I guess that is anyway I Really thought you said it. Yeah, you convinced me Brandon you should be able to misquote mincy once I can't I can't cancel myself I Hold my god Say with the helmet on I knew I didn't say it I knew I thought I said more on but mincy said he was 100% Sure, I remember I thought you remember I texted you can't be to blame because you thought he said it hold on

Remember I texted you later that night apologize, and I said I apologize for calling you cross-eyed. I remember you did apologize That's what the words was I thought I thought I really thought I mean I really really really thought Wasn't lying. Yeah, but right well no matter what you know it's not your No matter what you're clear No matter what you thought you went on stage and said that to people about that I said it and you know there are people who formed an opinion about barstool and Brandon Walker yesterday And then they formed a wrong opinion and for that I'm sorry. Oh Ben. Do you have any of you get any numbers yesterday? any phone numbers

No, you got us. I got some cards. Do you have the okay? Maybe you reach out and say I? Mean you might have to reach out to the guy who's running this conference. No. Yeah, okay? I think you have to call. I will call do an interview maybe Or maybe just a video No address. I'll do whatever Brandon wants. Let's just let's just drop. Okay, whatever Brandon wants here. I'm in the wrong Let's just drop it. I think you're on the wrong mincy cuz you just thought he did it. No I definitely thought he did yeah,'s definitely that still wasn't wrong. Ah We can just drop it. Thank you Brandon. That's very nice. I just don't want to be involved with you

I just let's drop it Brandon. Do you have the text? No, we have a lot of years of text. So we text more often than you think we do Do you want to try to record like an apology video an amendment video that we have maybe see how it looks Maybe you try I'm like Brandon This is brand if mincy puts out an apology video can we can we see how he would do it if it's good enough For you, he can put it out give us a trial apology video Yeah, with that helmet on no you can take the helmet off Okay, oh here put your phone in selfie mode, just to...

Would you like to go off? Yeah, go in a different room. Would you like to go off stage right now and do it? Oh, and then you send it to TJ and we can review it, and Brandon, you will okay it. Okay. Yeah, we'll just make sure you... Would that be good for you, Brandon?

That'll be fine. Can you end it by putting the liar's helmet on? I feel like that's the appropriate way to end the video. Do that. Take the liar's helmet. Yeah, take the liar's helmet and maybe put it on at the very end No, I don't know why our job is a joke. Oh you want to stop the mood, okay?

Make sure you give the correct quote Yeah the misquote and that's a crazy thing He went to a summit got on stage and said you said Rita the first They came to his head now Brandon. I you could have fought harder against that well If hypothetically you had never ever called him that ever yeah, you could I think Let's all be honest here. But it was off the air. Right.

That's why he's not fighting back. Doing the math in my head, the number that comes to mind when it comes to calling him that is nowhere near zero. So... So... So he technically didn't... Well I think... But I knew I never did it on air

yeah yeah you yeah you really handled it fine you had what it's like again it's not like he did that at a bar stool event it's not like he did that here he went away from us to a completely different media group representing us and the funniest story he could think of. A media group that a lot of the people were probably not fans of Barstow as a whole. This was a very professional setting. Everyone had a lanyard.

Did anyone incorporate edginess or like Was there any swearing whatsoever? I didn't see a lot from before and after but I know some of them and not know I buttoned up of yes yes a room full of journalists it goes from room full of journalists. That might be written about. Yeah I think the question for that was like tell us all about the innovation behind your other events like streams of mini golf invitational. He just flew out to a bet gala and he brought that was the story that came to mind

What innovation have you done? It was over $300 to get into this thing yeah, why we saw the price 345 or so yeah I'm pumped so can we play it again now that no is do you have the question that was asked? So I want to hear the because he said that they asked about the gambling cave. That's what he said, right? He brought it up. I think they probably said you do a lot of live streams a lot of events I think I don't think mincy would have just jumped to the gambling cave If I could be wrong He had that ready to go cave Could be wrong One of his big bullet points to hit

To quote the great Brandon Walker, he got fat retarded. And I gotta give props to my natural foil Brandon. Boy have we had some battles. And I be remiss. We all saw the very viral clip. And I'd be remiss Okay, we all saw the very viral clip Awesome It's so fucking funny oh the gambling streams y'all know what I'm about to say on that one.

Yeah, just now when he had to call me it. He said it from his mouth to my ears. He was 100% sure. He was a little skeptical. Maybe it was fat, maybe it was cross-eyed. But, it was nothing. It. Maybe it was fat. Maybe it was cross-eyed but It was nothing I was a little off. It was actually a question from the crowd. What was the crowd question? It was it was specifically about gambling streams They were like you seem to have perfected a gambling stream with all your advertisers and all that I just sent it to TJ

Advertisers based gambling stream question That was this is one of the better things that's that's happened Brandon no disrespect, but I'm so glad that it happened to you TJ can you bring up the panel of Yeah, TG. Can you bring up the panel of? Of people on that yeah the ears fell upon we're really breaking this thing down All right, well well Brandon don't you want to know who you were misquoted to who would have laughed any agar thing? All right, I'm thinking of one guy who would have No, no, no, is that

Who's that is that Ozzy again? Yeah, he thought that was hilarious. Ozzy laughs. Who's beside Ozzy Gian? Who's that? Oh, that's Danny... Okay. Alright. That guy would have laughed. Left him.

Right him. For sure. That's kind of some whippersnappers. No, I am. Yeah, for sure. There's kind of some whippersnappers. Oh, that guy on the left loved it. That smiling guy. How many of these guys do you know, PFT? I don't know very many. I think I know about 10% of them.

I don't know many. Very local. We all kind of look the same. That's right So we have his apology We have his question the question that he answered it to did you send that yeah? Well, we have the I TJ had the apology. I just need a little more contact We've got some time here for We've got some time here for Ben and Eddie. I know if anybody's got a question, go ahead. Yeah, I was just curious.

You guys seem to have perfected those group watch parties for big games and all that kind of stuff. How much thought goes into that, and who's a part of what watch parties, and how you guys have made it so successful? Yeah, I think that's something that Barstool has has made that's kind of like like you would never really think of that right like a lot of people will hop on their show they'll go whatever there is you know two to six and they'll get out their takes and then when the

show's over the show's over. Marshall's done a great job of like always having this on the camera even when it comes to watching the game so he'll always pair it up with if it's if it's Eagles first Giants he'll want his Philly lunatics versus his New York lunatics and once you get opposing fans that are passionate sometimes you get gold so that's kind of the logic with that. The Mike Francesca during the World Series is unbelievable. Unbelievable yeah like who like that's a thing you know you've heard Francesca in there for how many years how many people? Yeah, I would say I couldn't believe that I got hired walked in it's like yeah, I bring the game we can't watch these games

People like watch us on camera watching games. I couldn't believe it I was just like this is totally foreign to me But then you have moments like Brandon Walker and I always watched the Egg Bowl together because I'm an Ole Miss guy, it's a Mississippi State guy. And we got a clip when Mississippi State, Mr. Field-Gore dropped a bunch of passes where I stole his cowbell and rang it in his face

a couple of years ago that, I mean, he called me a retard on camera. But it was really funny. This is way worse than we're acting like it was. Yeah, it's very, Eddie said that I think this sucks That's what? There was no even like sense of Context when he said it he said it in the way of like yeah

It was a very bad thing for him to say yeah, but it was still you know it turned out to be a good clip Yeah, you know what all he did was ring the cowbell, and you did that All right, let's see as well yesterday when I was speaking at Jason Barrett's media summit I told a Brandon Walker story on stage where I misquoted something and I Feel really bad because Brandon's been very very good to me. I Thought he called me a retard after I stole his cowbell and rang in his face in the Thanksgiving egg bowl a couple years ago, but he didn't.

He actually called me a cross-eyed moron fuck instead. And there actually is a difference. That's not what you said. That's still not what I said. For that, I am sorry. So is that not good enough for you? I definitely didn't mean to misquote him there. I just really thought he said it and I thought it was funny. He did. So that kind of sucks. And he did call me some names, but he didn't say the R word. So for that, I apologize. And

I kind of like this. Appreciate Brandon. I'm sorry. I also like to irritate him there. He's saying that he's sorry for punching up your joke. Yeah, right. My way was funnier. It was funnier. All right. Forgive and forget. Could we move on? That's up to you, Brian. Do we need to slow down the footage at all or do we need to? I mean footage at all or do we know? Real quick summer in Chicago is heating up and we love hanging with our buddies Nothing is better than summertime shy then hang with friends and refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew What an open that was that was textbook Kate the new cans they add the bowels back. All right So Mountain is fully Mountain. No more MTN.

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Were there, I hate to do this. What's up? Was that the only moment? Was there anything else? Anything else make you cringe or stink in your seat? That was it? Like I said, when they asked... By the way, you were mum on this.

You didn't tell... There were no heads up from you at all. I wanted mince to say it first. But no, only when they asked his biggest regret and he was like everyone knows and no one knew so we had to elaborate a little Well, I would like I mean do we have that? I wouldn't mind that. He just said though. He just he said what he said already. I retired from singing rap lyrics Okay, and how was the crowd reaction to that?

More confused than anything. Yeah, but they had already been hit with the R, so they were ready for anything that came next. Yeah, well. Oh my god. And Brandon. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what y'all want. There's only one person to decide on this.

That's Joey Swole. Yeah. I guess Swole's opinion. Yeah, we need Joey swole them I Think I thought of a good gift give them gifts that they can give their mothers on Mother's Day whoa nice That's pretty good Seeds yeah Really magic hang plants. Really good seeds. And a fern. Port swings.

Free hug. A nice robe. One free hug. Candle. Yeah, world's best mom t-shirt. Yeah. Do mothers, do you guys ever get good gifts on Mother's Day? The things that we think are good gifts for Mother's Day,

we just kind of set them like plants. I guess it's there, last year I wanted, in front of our house we have like two tiny patches of dirt and I really wanted a garden. And Pat and the boys got me a garden, I actually loved it. Oh that's really nice. I got to like sit there while they did all the dirt and the hauling and the planting stuff.

That's really sweet. I actually like loved that. That's fucking nice. Yeah, that was nice. Yeah. Where would you rank like a neck pillow? Does it have to be a thought out gift gift for it to really a little bit? Okay, or like just take some candid photos of her with the kids actually looking good

And then surprise and it and good like over the air and then be like surprise I may do this album of you with the kids It's like simple and free and really thoughtful just had to do that or is it a pint every now and then he does He'll hit me with one where I look he got the angles right the lighting right I Don't look a gargoyle at the park while playing Are you the one that tweeted out the picture of like what what? What's the pictures of Pat look like with the kids when I take them and what? And you made him look like regal and like a dad and he made you look what generally he always

He's a good angles guy anyway, but What generally he always he's a good angles guy anyway, but A million really good candidates of him with the kids like doing stuff with them and then the ones that he takes with me I'm like my eyes. I'm like pushing the swing and like it's never Like oh, thank you for that. That's how do you avoid doing something like that? I'm starting to think it's just how I look and starting thing Maybe it's not a bunch right. I'm starting to think maybe it's not him. You take a bunch, right? You take like a, you just spam.

You take a bunch and then you find the best one, you crop it a little, you adjust the lighting a little bit and you just send it to him randomly, like a week later. Be like, hey, I'm thinking of you. Sydney Thomas addressed the Ken Jack tweet. Oh no. I was gonna say that was catching a little bit too much. He is not my boyfriend.

She didn't joke with it at all. Not even, she didn't even throw him a period. That's a win for me. Look at some of the quotes of that one. Ken Jack is diabolical sometimes. That's that one's my favorite. Men like this are used by women who strive for the strong, independent woman archetype to make a statement. I am powerful. Men are beneath me. I cannot be owned. Everyone expected a different type of guy. She specifically chose the opposite. You either get it or you don't. Preach, brother. Specifically chose the opposite you either get it or you don't preach brother

You know a bunch of people believed it, so that's yeah That that guy has a book about alpha male dating or something like that I looked at his profile because I thought he was trolling at first. It's a good read. It has me commented on it yet. I Don't know yeah, it should be like we need those First one to be like I want to get in front of this. That's not Mike He quotes me to her she is my girlfriend. This is a fun game we play So this is so us Now Kate will you get mad if Pat does not post something on his Instagram for you on Mother's Day?

No, I don't think he ever has He's not a big social media guy though So if he was posting all the time, and then he didn't I might be a little hurt Okay, but uh as long as I get my morning pancakes in it and a new plant in the garden Pretty good breakfast in bed more than enough. Yeah I'm set um Should we talk about chae's Korean video very well that had to work forever that was awesome this the process process

process process hey you nailed that are you allowed to do this right? yes i checked with multiple social media people before. wait a minute what did you ask them? he meant like copyright

no both what did you ask? uh choc, white boy rick, jack m potential. What did you ask? Chuck, White Boy Rick, Jack McCarthy. What did you ask them? Yeah. Like, is this, am I like, am I going to? Chuck and White Boy Rick. Is this offensive?

Yeah, White Boy Rick says it. Is this offensive? White Boy Rick, White Boy Rick told me it's not offensive. Yeah, he said it, he said it, it's fine, it's fine. Well, our Twitter guys. Yeah, I mean. I asked all our Twitter guys. Yeah, I mean. I asked all our Twitter guys, can I do this? If you see Chuck, you look at him and go, yeah, that guy is Eastern to Sud.

He speaks for all Asians. My boy Chuck. The feedback was, because I am Asian, that's fine. That almost seems worse. They just lumped you all into one. I mean You got approval from white boy ray good fam posted, please no Shay I don't know jack mac said it was cool

Jay, I think it was because how tired I was or maybe it's just early in the morning as soon as I saw the video I didn't see who tweeted and I started I copied it to send it to you and show you These guys look just like you and then I looked at the group chat and they were like Che this is a funny video oh shit I guess I'm not gonna send it to him oh yeah how many takes yeah dozens yeah good work yeah very tough because it was English you can kind of pick it up pretty quickly but I had to phonetically get everything out, so several hours. But it was fun. I'm wanting more. The clip of you guys' babies was unsettling, but good.

Very strange. Was that Quigs did that? Oh, yes. I went to a WNBA game. Yeah? I sucked. It's eerie. We left after the first.

It was 29 to six after the first quarter. What a state of it was more competitive game, but the Seattle Storm were a very bad team. I mean, the part that bothers me the most is like, I'm getting in trouble. I'm getting in a lot of trouble. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut. You're not going to say it, but if there were something

that would bother you, what would it be? Like. What's something that would bother you what would it be? Like what's something that would bother somebody exactly like why do they feel? Wnb's got some hoopers though they do That's awesome scary yeah, so you put put on the full suit last night for that, Stephen? The top. Just the top. Yeah, it was a good time. What nation do you think has the announcers

that sound the most enthusiastic about sports? Probably South America. South America. South American. South American. South American. South American. Those guys.

What do you think? I don't think there's any clip of American sports it's done in another language that isn't awesome. Yeah, I agree. They're all awesome. They're all fucking fantastic. I just love it when they say the American's name and then it's sandwiched between a different

language. Yeah. Very fun. I don't think other countries do that for us. I don't think anyone's like, oh, you got to hear Gus Johnson call. Yeah. Roddy Marv. Yeah. You got I hear Brad Nestle on this yeah you got to hear Tom Brennan man you're gonna love this I'd like to see mincy tell a Tom Brennan man story

quote him see I'd mess that up and make it worse yeah PFT what do you think is the next most likely sport that you could see yourself getting really into great question? Or you could be done. I might be Filled I'm just so filled up with sports right now. I don't know where I put it in the calendar Have you ever dropped one? I think would probably um Yeah, I have I've dropped sports I Watched a lot more soccer. Yeah, I used to watch a lot more soccer. Now I just stick to the international tournaments. But it would have to be something

in the summertime when there's like a gap in the schedule. If the caps got bad, would you drop hockey? It took me it took me about 15 years of still hanging on to the Wizards until I finally decided I'm not going to put any space in my brain with Washington Wizards information. But I might be back with Cooper flag, we'll see. Monday is a big day for my fandom specifically, but it would have to be a sport in the summertime that I could pick up. What if it's a new sport?

Brand new? Brand new sport. I think that's tough. Yeah, because with sports... All the good sports are already made. brand new brand new sport new I mean I think that's tough it's yeah because with sports all the sports are already all the good sports already made you think they can't came out of nowhere but it went nowhere it went nowhere oh watch wise it's never gonna be a TV product it's more fun to play than it is watch on TV to explode it has to be a TV product. Yeah, pickleball was also I always felt it was astroturfed.

Like it was not the court. Yeah, like, yeah, people just all of a sudden started telling us how important pickleball was. Yeah, where it was an industry plan a Sion and I think the more like a new sport would have to involve technological advance advancements and that takes away from it being a sport to me. So the more tech involved, it's it's less likely that I'll digest it. Do y'all like soccer ping pong? No.

What? No, it's like, oh, that's impressive. Yeah. It's not going anywhere. It's a novelty. Tech ball, I think it's called? There's the professional dick kicking league. Oh.

You guys seen these? No, I haven've seen that one So it's like power slap except you just kick each other in the dick, and I think it's pretty much whoever goes first wins, right? It's a really just coin toss why would you ever compete more than one oh my god How it's the ultimate Like he's like why the other guy smiling Guys ever like pretend that their dick got hit when it did it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That totally hit me. Oh, first guy won that one. Are they kicking a cup? They gotta be kicking a cup,

right? Second guy didn't mind it. Look, he's kind of having a good time. That's like a dirty tap. That's a dirty tap. Yeah. It seems like it's getting more behind the dick. Like, yeah, hit. It's really about the balls. Well, the dick is not never the one that hurts. Oh, yeah. So really about the balls well the dick is not never the one that hurts oh yeah so I guess the rules are you have to keep a straight leg is that yeah it looks like that shin bone man yeah if it hits the right spot yeah that's bad maybe that maybe that's what I'll get into I've always thought that

they could make like not dog fighting with dogs right but with planes into a into a spider that seems dangerous if you've got yet it's very dangerous so laser tag in the laser tag I watch any plane competition even if it's yeah doesn't have to be deadly you get like a sick overhead shot at a field yeah plane plane competitions and plane shows are hard to watch they're hard to watch because you don't have any depth, you don't know where they... It's too big of an area that they're in, you can't see everything. Where would you put all the cameras?

Can they race? Is that a skill? I think some planes race, but basically you know which planes are faster. What about actual dog fighting with dogs? What about like drones? Like the boxing version of it? That'd be fine. Like they've got little rubber pads on their teeth. Yeah, okay.

That'd be cool. I would watch that. pads on their teeth. Yeah, okay. That'd be cool. I would watch that. I would definitely go. You have to train them to stand on their back legs? Or are they on their fours and then just reaching up like this? Like punching each other? So the dog is like this? Yeah. So do you train it to do like this or do you just walk? Probably that. I think they go ass to ass and just kick each other like mules. That would be cool. I think the next big sport is going to be underwater.

Yeah? Yeah. We're due. Yeah. We're running out of surfaces. How come there's not underwater swimming competitions? All four swimming things that they do in the Olympics are on surface of free diving no I'm saying what about like the

un-dough the length of the pool underwater and you can never come up for air and chase a race yeah he's never gonna get there yeah did four laps last week four laps last week of what pool the one that was at the Weston hotel damn that's like the most you've ever done yeah what are you at for the year far behind we're 15.25 and what's the goal hundred oh my god I got a bang out a lot of we're way more than 50% through the year right no no no yeah we're almost

is a five mace what do you the halfway point is is a month and a half away? You said we're way past half way You've just done you I said we're way past 15 percent really there's a word I know we're just barely past 33 percent, but we're way past 15 percent a 1550 Miscommunication here. I thought you said 50 we all thought you said 50. I said 15 He said 15 Because that motherfucker said he wants to 100 laps he's done 15 how many is that you dumb cunts, okay? Call us retards It's not my fault y'all were stupid in that moment you said 15 I said 15 cuz he just said 15 out of 150. Thank you, Zah

You big hotel pool guy Steven Yes, usually bring a pair of trunks actually they were yours What? He got them for me. Oh, why did you like them? Yeah pretty good bottom trunks Yeah, remember big cat told us to buy Steven a present after you went him that but I actually bought him On oh, I forget never did that their skin tight though. They are did you wear trunks ever top? I wore shorts over the top and then when I went in the water I took the shorts off with just that like underwater You like the shorts off underwater. No no I took them off walked into the pool, and okay. Did you swim faster?

No, no, I took him off walked into the pool and okay. Did you swim faster? Mmm hard to tell you were worried about your bald showing too much. Yeah. Yeah, I could see my penis Okay I'm time you're outside of I think I'm a oh for 38 Asking barstool employees if they want to go Swim at the hotel pool with me whenever we travel. Really? So it's good to know, Steven. Oh, I would've gone for sure. That'd be instant, yes. Has to be indoor, though.

That's a sad scene. You've asked 38 employees to do that? Employees 38 different times. OK, it's always Dave. No, it's been an array of people. Glennie, Tommy, Dave, Eddie, Lance. I need Eddie down here. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing. Is he recording something?

Well, you're that's you're kind of the our kind of guy that would report on that for us I think he's recording a snake draft. Okay, I Think they've got a stretch right now or the stretch. Yeah Whoa Baron? Wow, I think there's a bear in here I think a Chicago bear Oh Baron oh there was yeah I don't want to wait shame but barons gained weight I was Aaron Trump yeah yeah well freshman 50 yeah I think so right that's fine but he needed it he did he's a string bean what school is yet and NYU. He had a good weight program there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

looking for these things. Dick bulge? You're looking for what? I screen-shotted it. I can't find it. You were talking about like your dick bulge. I'm looking. It's like you know the hikers that wear the shoes that it's their foot. Yeah. It's all the toes. Yeah. There's this thing where male hikers are wearing pants that has like an extra like a Horn where their penis literally just like rests in the pants out on the thing. Sorry, is it balled in? Is it covered? It's covered but it's like gonzo's nose sticking out of the front of the hiking pants. The great gonzo? That's like a specified glove area for the cock and balls. Yeah, but it like elevates them a little bit. That's the anybody should ever

want keep talking. This is important. They see that back in the Middle Ages. But we're right. It actually put a fish down there. That's why they called it cod piece. Why fish like make it look realistic. You probably smelled better. Take that. Then tell me what you googled for this. I just Googled hiking pants with penis areas sticking out, because I can't find the screenshot I took of it

when I saw it. I guess I could have sent myself the link. Yeah, sorry. I should have keep talking. It's interesting. This smells important. Top of the mind for Kate. I've never seen such a thing.

I didn't, that was a What are you looking for? Brenda? Do we have a more more advert I think we're pretty light, okay? I have a question for you guys Are you familiar with the term agape? Yes? Yes, and how it's spelled agape. Yes, I Don't know agape agape. It's like a biblical word Love it's a new yeah, it's kind of a new buzzword amongst like Christian literature people like a extreme love. It's love expecting nothing in return. Yeah, the purest form of your copy and the the Washington Capitals

No, and it's everywhere in the arena. I'm getting one of these styles by the way yeah I'm so yeah I don't know if you can find the tweet of the arena before the game and don't Twitter search agape by the way Be careful Twitter searching agape. Oh my god Now like the fans are going like this and saying Agape It's pretty good. I think we're gonna make a t-shirt that just says agape Agape yeah, and the A's like big oval, what a big blocky puck. It's like goatsie.

That's one of those, how many people had to approve that before they, was nobody like, hey guys. I think what happened was there's one guy on the team who's a big like Christian literature guy. And he was reading books with his wife in the off season. And he introduced the concept of agape in the locker room. And then one of them saw agape, and I think they all probably

laughed. And then they started saying it to each other like an inside joke. But then it became a team thing. And then the team PR person's like, this is so cool that we've got this agape thing going on. And then that's so bad. See agape on a bar sign this weekend.

Oh, I love bad design. Yeah, if you look it up at the it's the capitals tweet and then the next tweet is butt fucking 19 year old and leaving her freckled anus agape, freckled agape, sexy ass videos on Twitter what did you search for that TJ? Agape? Oh, okay. Is there not a like a tilde or something? Yeah, no. Is there not something that says it's agape and not a gape? Is it agape?

Yeah, with like an accent on top. Yeah, an accent would have made a world of difference there. An accent is what I'm looking for there. Umlots? Is it tilde or tilde? How do you say that? Tilde.lots. Is it tilde or tilde? How do you say that? Tilde.

Tilde. Tilde. Am I saying it right? Tilde is a woman. An old, ugly woman. Tilde? Tilde. Tilde Swinton.

Famous tilde. I stand by it. All right. Well, I got that to deal with now. I really want to get Ed down here. It's a shame. I'm getting Maybe Monday. We'll have to fill big cat in on all this anyway. Yeah true. Yeah, you're right It is an all-time mincy mistake though And to be fair he thought he was quoting you accurately that's why you can't blame him yeah George Bush thought he was WMD he was almost he was certain he was 100% certain yeah but for that slam dunk you cannot blame him he

didn't get the quote right in the quote right in the apology no did he release the apology yeah we saw oh I don the apology? Yeah, we saw it. Oh, did he tweet it? Oh, I don't know. I don't think we ever said to tweet it. I'd rather not that not be tweeted. Let's keep it in house here, I guess. Yeah, because we just want the Chicago media

to think that you said that. I want the Chicago media to quote, tweet that with their thoughts on the original story. I guess it, I don't know. You're just trying to get out of here, man. Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to save whatever I got left. For what? I don't know. You guys keep reaching while I find these dick pants.

If I texted him. You can look all weekend, Kate. All right. You said you screenshot it? Yeah, I screenshot like a hoarder. You're a digital hoarder? I have like 10 million screenshots of stuff like I'm gonna circle back to this and for whatever idea And then I just search your albums and search pants Bingo You guys I do like the idea that hikers had like he actually is about you're right people

Sports media conference he's on it. Uh. Yeah, I've always said the one thing about hiking I don't like is my dick sometimes is right between my legs. Yeah. Yeah. I need some... What the fuck's it doing? It's not visible enough.

I need to... I need some separation. Is it the ideal spot on the body for a dick? Mmm. Yeah, I think so right. I think it's it's maximized. It's a great question. It's where it ought to be I don't think there's anything on the body that is misplaced I think it's all pretty much the eyes are right where the eyes need to be the dicks where the dick needs to be I Wish the butthole was a little bit further from the vagina yeah yeah yeah damn near up an asshole on your heel would be way better yeah it's like the Twin Cities down there yeah it is and one's a bad neighborhoods urban sprawl one gets like there's pollution in st. Yeah, you're right. You've got to know which way the wind's blowing. No? No.

Yeah, that's actually a good point. TJ, I guess let's go ahead and spin the wheel. See what we got to deal with on that. We'll be fine. Everybody keeping up with the Dubb competition we got, the Dubb app, the investing app that we're doing. I looked at that over the weekend. You, in my screenshot, you are a top five investor in the past month. What do you mean? You're a higher up.

You're a professional to help you. On the app? I didn't. On the app. You're top five globally? Yeah. Yes. I've done well. What?

That's why I was so upset when the original X now is Andy's came around, but I was yeah I've I've you didn't have anybody help you I've increased my port. No, I just Mine was very simple. I'll tell you what but I I took I'm up 30% good call 30% month over month, so what did you invest in? I just took two Blue chip stocks that were down. I took Nvidia and PLTR, two that are high performing. But we got in when it was down, and I just, that's all I did. It was very, that's not hard. I know.

When you saw it was a chip company, you were like, Frito-Lay? No, no. Why do we need microchips? Aren't the chips already small enough? Yeah. What the hell? It's been fun. I've enjoyed it.

You should share your earnings with us. A little bit. You should shut up. Yeah. You ever think about that? Some of us need it, dude. Just throw a big party for the office. Buddy, I need it.

Do you got so many takes about Jordan? Oh, so... What's the newest I think I think that story the original story of her being banned smelled from the beginning Because that story broke this morning. I guess Pablo Torre put it out that yeah that she's banned and then UNC came out said no, she's not but like Belichick definitely has control over who can come in the UNC football building He's definitely the one with final say there that the athletic department might overrule him if something crazy went on, but he's going to have final say. So she wouldn't be banned. I think it speaks more to like there's somebody

that's very high up at UNC that's like, I don't want her anywhere around. But I think he can't like control whether or not she comes. I don't think they would passive aggressively ban her from the facility because that's gonna risk Pissing pissing Belichick off. Yeah, I think you just have to you just have to confront it head-on and say bill We got to talk about her what about the story where they were they were filming a commercial I think it was for a competitor underdog, right? Yeah, they did a commercial with Bill and she showed up and she demanded to be written into that commercial, too Come on, is that the bikini one the bikini one

Yeah, she wrote a role for herself changed the entire script of the commercial is the is the commercial out No, I don't think they put out the commercial that she asked them to film because according to Pablo Tori they filmed Her version of the commercial, but the camera may not have been on Yeah, I heard that about it the Duncan commercial they were in to like she was like I'm gonna be in was she in the Duncan commercial I was in it. Yeah, yeah, the Super Bowl one Pablo Torre is like he's a big J journalist, right? He's legit guy I'm not casting aspersions to him, but Why does he have the scoop on all this stuff apparently talked? He said in the podcast that he talked to 11 people right that's a very weird number that means it's true very specific

Yeah, I'll let I talked to 11 people yeah, I think Bill's too afraid to do it himself, so he has other people yikes yikes colon We got a new squad Dunking sequel! Affleck's and Belichick! Dunking! Oh, there she is. You can tell she's not in the same costume as everybody. It's like... You got a fourth Dunking too coming.

Oh, I like that noise. Oh my god. Hey man. Is that coffee? What are you doing in there? I'm just trying to find the character. We got a battle of barista buds. I'm all in for Duncan. Oh She's a pig for Matt. I told you that I didn't know it was her in there. Yeah, I heard there was like no reason for her to be in it

But that she was like I'm in this commercial. How does she have so much power? Pussy pussy, but over like the people who run like who did the commercial you guys got a twist I think Belichick's just got the magic D. Yeah, he turned her crazy Talk about that the other day. We've all been in relationships with somebody that's like a little crazy, but the sex is great That's where Jordans at right now That's not a bad theory. Yeah. He has like good genetics. We did 24 year old Belichick, we flipped it today,

see what 24 year old Belichick, 72 year old Herbert looked like. He was a damn fine looking gentleman. He was a fine looking 24 year old. Yeah. He was a good looking guy. That'd work. Yeah.

That would be them if he was her age. Yeah. Okay, I could see that couple. Yeah. It makes a little bit more sense, and that's her. And also if she was encased in bronze. Right. So does UNC have a chance to be either very good or very bad this season, next season?

I think they're probably going to be plugging along about where they've always been. Probably six to seven win range. I don't think they're breaking through this year. Now maybe he builds it to seven win range. I don't think they're breaking through this year. Now maybe maybe they build it for next year, but I don't think they're breaking through this year. There's too many ACC is actually going to be a little better Georgia Tech is going to be good Louisville is going to be good. So it's gonna be hard for them to break through. But if he if he has a decent first year and then has a big second

year, that's the blueprint for them, I think. Mm-hmm. But all, everything's on the table for them. Like her making him quit, her getting him fired, like all that's on the table. We want some of that, yeah. Yeah, which I think is best case scenario at this point. They're gonna get back together though, even if they break up.

Yeah, it's true love. It's a cape. They're bigger than, their relationship. It's a cape. That is a cape. Their love is bigger than football. It is yeah What else was it there in that article? They interviewed her old boyfriend of the 63 year old her literal old boyfriend Yeah, her old old boyfriend. Yeah And he's a the funniest part about him was he's written thousands of reviews on a wine reviewing website

Yeah, like every time and they're all like small pieces of literary art He's written thousands of reviews on a wine reviewing website. Really? Yeah. Like every time. And they're all like small pieces of literary art. You can tell he really puts time into his... So her ex-boyfriend is in his 60s? Yeah. I didn't know that. He's pretty young.

I think that's a better look for Bill because that was... She was into that. I agree, yeah. Is he like very successful? Yeah, I think he's a... Well, he's a CEO of a nursing home Yeah, she probably met him hanging out there She have friends

That's what I want. They're also old like what are her high school friends saying about that like what are people like what the bug? Are they like yeah this tracks? Yeah, they distracts she hangs out with sister Jean right yeah they are the golden girls I feel like a girl like that kind of just doesn't have she gets a new set of like best friends every other you that's one of those yeah I like that she's super competitive with them yeah Bill's how old 74 73 73 to 24 yeah, it's 49 years, and there's there's there's pills now that can make you wet work oh mm-hmm, but he can he thrust hard Yeah, how's it? How are his hips PFT? You you're the one with the dick theory? How's he throwing it?

I think you can be as hard as a rock, but he can't thrust it I think I think he's old school. I think he's like you know Smash Mouth Three yards in cloud of dust Old dick buckasour you might have you might have just like a library of sex books, too Oh, yeah, you might be like a super super like when it's time to fuck. He doesn't do anything halfway Do your job. He's He's eating that humble pie It's called the Patriot way all right TJ let's spin it

Pretty good we'll go in here. Oh, no, it's got legs it's got legs. No it doesn't oh my god I got nothing I had a I had a guest come in part for me last time cuz I couldn't. You needed that. Am I allowed to pee before I fart? Yeah. I feel like I'm going to pee if I try to fart. Yeah. Wait, I have to pee too. TJ, talk about anything you want, man.

Let me let me try to let me try to fart. I'll try first. You got this. What do I want to talk about? Good question Nick. Nothing Danny. So backlash is going to suck tomorrow. Nothing from Danny. Oh Danny that from Danny. Oh Danny that was...

Oh, PFT's got one. Jay's leaving the booth. Oh, Jay's. Have a good weekend. Right now. There we go. Oh yeah. That was like a zipper ripper.

That was like a... ripper that was like a J left the booth Where he has a dedicated microphone for just him to go fart on someone else's microphone interesting choice. Oh Talk about GTA 6 I got nothing yet again. I'm feeling the other guys aren't coming back if I was a guessing lady Feeling Legs are cramping Somebody left their phone here Happy one-year anniversary to Mothers Day

It's fitting that it would be me and TJ to just end the show here today. Yeah. Any big plans this weekend? Or is that you just wake up and see what happens? Just wake up and see what happens. I have little expectations so I'm blown away by anything. Chaying a good stance there. I can sit here and keep looking in for the dick pants. It was one of the craziest things I've seen. I can't believe I didn't...

I had to have screen-shotted it. I'm trying to find it on TikTok. Can anyone find this guy? Oh fuck, it came out. Any sound? No. Oh fuck. That's such a waste.

Nope. I have nothing. That's such a waste. Nope. I have nothing. This is troubling. What's your ideal sleeping temperature? Cold. I like had to the whole show. Oh, I like I like to be hot. Are three season sunrooms the best room?

Yeah, I wasted my ones, so I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. I'm not gonna do it. Can I kick the, you know what's a bummer? I had one the other day when I came into the Yak, and I was like, I should start the show by just farting into the mic and being like, this is for last week when Marush had to cover for me.

Oh yeah. I chickened out I wish I had I wish I'd done it come on I got nothing Brandon farted well the PFT fart mm-hmm and Kyle he had the best fart of the Wait, wait, wait. This is so dumb. I'm talking to do. Jay's neck veins bulging. Fuck, I talked. Did you hear it? Yes, I heard it.

It was like a point yeah okay he came out to fart in your mic so he didn't slowly his own I can't do it why'd you fart on KV's bike you have a mic I'm gonna pee my pants. I got nothing. I got nothing. How often do you nap as an adult? Never. That might have something for you. I don't know if you're gonna be able to hear this. It's on, it's on. Now you got Zah. Oh! That was for all my days at Smel.

Fucking hell. Oh, and Zah has hemorrhoids in like a cracked flettable right now. Buddy. Oh. Heh heh. I'm gonna go pee. It's up to you guys if you keep it rolling or not. Oh I'm sorry. Oh yeah, get it for me. you don't have one? No. Does anyone have one? I already did one so I'll do guest for either for me Danny you got one for me is there another mic you can use yeah yes you You got it? I'll take that. Wait, I thought I got Kate that was my second one. Kate somebody has to be able to do that for you

I'll try Please governor can I have a fuck governor? It's gonna blow Yeah, it's only shit but Oh I called dibs on Connors fart Yeah, I heard that thank you all right thanks everybody have a good weekend It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yes, I'm the talk shopper, do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. Later Farters!

Have a good weekend everybody! See you Monday bye love you bye!