The Yak - Mintzy's Back to Clear Up Some SHOCKING Rumors | The Yak 9-13-24

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in. Roback.com promo code yak. 20% off your first purchase, qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback.com, promo code yak. Our fat ass friend Julio's... Oh! Daddy with the Fattie. What's good. What weird flight schedule did you have to get here today? Well, do you have a show in, like, Texas? I have a show in Columbus in a month.

You all should come to, the 13th of the Funny Moon. This is my favorite running team. Julia just coming and being like, hey, you got a show in Chicago. He's like, no, but. Yeah, I had to get to what, what's the say last time? Last time I was in Detroit, promoting my show in Chicago or something, it was like, but no, in Boston, which by the way, doubled my ticket, so let's keep this fucking Joe going.

Yes. Ha ha. when they do the college football when they're like, we've agreed to have, you know, Alabama play Oregon in 2038. Get your calendars ready. The Winter Olympics in Sochi, 2040. So Julio's here. Mike Cannon, comedian, is also gonna stop by in about a half hour. How's everyone doing? What I miss yesterday? Oh, we prepped the Malicek Dating Show.

Awesome, where we have a scheduled game with the Vermont high school football team. Awesome. Shout out, Zach Dragon. And we practiced the triple option. Are they going to come to us? We're probably going to have to go to them. Otter Hill, Vermont. Sounds nice. They challenge us? No, we challenged them. Okay. We decided to see if we could beat a lower division high school football team and football and we chose them at random. I'm down. I don't know if yeah. This is tough. Yeah. Tell him Brandon. I don't want to tell him. Mark. Well, that's why I said you tell him. What? I didn'tus said no. No, no. Why? I'm fine. I'm on. You're not on. You're not invited. No, I'm on Otter Hills team. I'm gonna be on Otter Hills team.

You're gonna be catching balls from Zach Dragon. Yes. Good luck with that. I was taking off the team. I don't only be on Otter Hills team, but I'm going to spend way too much money on getting them right. Oh fuck. You're gonna bring in ringers? I'm gonna get NIL for high school football. We're gonna get ringers. This ruins everything. Stephen Jake. Or you could just put me on the team. You know what my cat you I was taking off. What position do you want to fly? Whatever you need. I think I'm a coach for the point of debate. Like everybody's sitting in here, could we beat a team? And then I think somebody said his big cat on this team. And they were like not for this. That hurts.

Yeah. That hurts. That's, I'm a coach. their, they. . . . And then when we ran out, he went out there and practiced with us. We should probably have open tryouts. Is it seven on seven? Yeah.

Okay. Right. Well, are we going to only have seven? We're playing both ways? I guess we should have more than seven. That way somebody could. Kate's playing? Yeah.

Kate was the team. Not your own team. The former high school quarterback himself. Tynus Touchman balls. Oh, that was a false start. Oh, fakes the hand off the check. Who's on the outside? He's gonna dish it off to KB? Oh, that's Nick. That's Nick. Nick, you're false started. I fall started. I'd like to point out this is a practice. So you guys are already going five yards back? No, it's a practice. We're getting to play down.

I might have been a forward lateral too. I'll be the reference. Which is an oxymoron as I hear myself say no loud. A pass? A pass is what you're looking for? A legal forward pass. Yeah. A legal forward. That's right out of the gate. That is weight practice. Do you think Otter Hill is out there practicing right now? Probably, yeah.

No, they probably have a game tonight. Their quarterback's name is Dragon? Zach Dragon, yeah. That fucking rocks. He has a huddled tape. He's gonna kill us. Yeah. No, you're, he's a hooper tape. two blocks. Has anyone reached out to Otter Hill? We haven't heard from Outer Hill.

We haven't tried to talk. That's kind of a power move by Otter Hill. Well we got it. We also have challenged them and they're just like nah. We have a lot of work to do on us first before we even reach out to Outer Hill. Yeah. These are high school people? They're men. Yeah. They're men. Yeah, on their way. Also known as kids, yeah. You guys gonna get mince's girls kids Kids team involved. Do you know about this? What what are you talking about? Mincy's? Mincy's kids? Mincy's girls kid is on like a big time. Mincy no, no, you could, you could make the assumption. Wait, how do you know this? Dude, I, you know, I catch up with people, bro. All right, wait, hold on. Oh, that would make sense. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I got the scoop. te tea. thau the thee to the the the the the the the the the the the's thea. t his life. Mincy having a girl is not the craziest part of that sentence. Mincy is kind of a stepdad? To a high school? Yeah. That's the crazy part here.

Has Mincy like... Is Mincy taking this kid to ball games? Stepdad is the best version of Dad for Mincy though. Yes, but still that is shocking. I mean, do we break the rule? I kind of have to know what's going on here. Does he know? He hasn't been on the yuck for like 100 days.

My only question. Well, he said it's true. He didn't say that. So he didn't say the main like, are you in Minsk close? Apparently, yeah, I think. Well, I mean, you're like, hey, nobody else knows this, I'm telling you. Does he know your name? We follow each other I haven't talked to in a while. But dude, I got the scoop. Okay, so, say, what is his steps undo? Okay, so he's on this big time Louisiana high school football team. Which just means he's on Louisiana high school football team. But apparently they have drones flying over and like sending video right at the time the game.

The time the game's time the game is the game is the game is the game is the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the game's over, they have the full video, like, there's a whole section for like people to party during the games, thousands of people are going to these games. That's... And Mincy's stepson's on the team. Correct. And Mincy's a stepfather. It seems as if he's provisionally taken on that word there. How did this come up? I mean Otter Hill. You walked. I got on the show. How did Minson bring the club? I think Julia probably walked in the team. Yeah, yeah. Julia has a face. That's all the that's that. That was the that's exactly how it happened. You fool! Do you have any stepkids that are playing the time? Oklahoma, Louisiana. He's like, it was crazy?

Yeah, Julia just walked by and said, what's up? And he kept on walking, and he's like, hold on a second. Well, I remember last time take time. Yeah, no and that failed. And he hasn't been on the accents. Wow. Yeah, we might have to break it today to get your bottom of this. I love it. I love it. I love it. I need so I need a little mincy exposure anyway the shit seems like oh yeah there he is he yapping up where is it's like he's like a venous flytrap like anything that walks in that corner you're done what's he doing chopping it up he's looking for someone to talk to you what's

he has like a burlap sack yeah it's a good t-shirt I don't know if he has a home no because yeah the sack that he walks around with is like a homeless man sack. Yeah, it's well, it's like one of those like whole foods bags that you buy that like 15 bucks. Yeah, I've seen him when I leave the office he keeps it on a little stick. Yeah, and then he runs the train tracks back there. What is he going to do? He's going to go look at his phone. I ran into a yacker in the park today who said Goose, but they've been to the last two nights said it was amazing. So you're in for a tree. Is Hank going to to try?

the trap. I stepped into it. Oh, he's on the move. Here we go. He's on the move. Oh, he's looking to talk. Big head tilt. Oops, looks over their legs. Hey, Kyle. Kyle. Sorry, we just found out that Mincy might be a stepfather.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the's got a kid. Oh, he has a girlfriend? Yeah. What do we know about her? She has a... We don't know if we're not interested in her. Yeah.

I don't think we should talk about that. The kid is like a prime recruit, apparently. So he's going to live like a Michael O'er situation. He is exactly that. Yeah. Oh, what type of boy is this? It's a strong boy. Strong, strong. Very strong boy. An extremely strong boy. It's pretty sick.

How did we, how do we know we, I don't know. I don't know about this. I don't know about this. I've talked about it. I mean, if he goes't know your name, let's test that. We don't know if you know your name. He may not. Yel up to him. Yel up to him.

Well, here, go out there and just be like, hey, who am I? I feel uncomfortable doing that. Yeah, I get it. But if he doesn't know who you are and he tthat guy who used to do the podcast of Francis around? What's his name again? What's his name again? What was the guy who did the podcast of Francis? What was the name?

What? Yeah, what's his name? Yeah, what's his name? Yeah. That's no one. He doesn't know your name, but he told you about his girlfriend's child. He's a dark-haired guy. Nice. Okay.

It's all right. But hey, I'm not offended about it. Yeah, but the key is, it doesn't matter if you're offended or not. He doesn't know your name, but told you a whole lot of life details. Correct. That's the experience. I have that kind of face, dude. No, you just have a face. By that kind of face, you know, to be think we got a break. I think we got to break. I think so.

Unfortunately, we're kind of digging a hole. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Well, no, sit down, sit down. Let's sit on it for a second. Let's sit on it for a second. Let's sit on it for a second. Let's sit on it for a second. So we just brought this up to you in a private conversation. Yeah. Well, yeah, but like it wasn't like a- He was talking, he wasn't talking privately. He wasn't- No, there were others around. Yeah. But he was only talking, but he was only talking to me though, yes.

But not in confidence. More talks that far. Okay. He was just talking, it was landing on you. Yeah. Yeah, it was, it felt a little more intentional than that. So no, it's almost like catching a foul ball at a baseball game. The talking's happening. Just happened to hit your seat. Right. The player wasn't trying to hit it to that seat. Okay, that's fine. Mincy dialogue is a foul ball. That's a good way to see a mincee heat map of dialogue. See how many people have to fall ball? Yeah. Just spraying everywhere.

Oh, that's great. Well, shit, I'm mad. I missed Otter Hill. But, okay. Yeah, we're doing a dating show. Caught up. Yeah, no, I remember we talked about that the other day. All right, let's talk about Lucy.

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Jerry left my bags at the course. Oh, that'll do it. So, kind of a, you don't. And Jerry was your caddy? Yeah. And his one job is what? Put the bag back in my car. We drove together.

But a lot of times people talk about it like the game retires you you don't retire from the game. My clubs are never getting back. Has he gone back to the course to try to retrieve the clubs? I told him to handle it but I don't there's not going to be any follow-ups because I don't really care. I'll just stop playing golf. Okay. Yeah, that was it. That was it. That was it. But yeah, it's over. Yeah, you're not going to get there. You got to know when to walk away from it. God sent me a sign and like, you're done. No more go for you. Some guys have a horrific injury. Some guys just leave their bags.

40 minutes away. 40 minutes away. Are you sad to be moving on? Yeah, hey, the course just called me said that you don't have your clubs and I was like, ah. Oh, they don't have it. No, no, no, they, no, that they, they had. Sorry, the course called and said we have your clubs, you forgot them and I was just like, oh, okay. Yeah, that was my entire reaction. No, I told Jerry put the clubs, to here, so you'll be forced right back into it. Can I refuse him?

No, these clubs don't have a home here. Let's do a giveaway, first person to go up there and get him. Jerry also didn't, so I was, we finished the golf yesterday, and I was like, Jerry, can you please make sure my bag gets into the car. I'm going to the car in 10 minutes. He forgot to do that part Also didn't know how to put my he got the car from valet didn't know how to put my car in park So he just sat in the parking lot with his foot on the side. I sat in that car for 10 minutes the first time I try to do it. Really?

Yeah, like it's not obvious. It's just funny that he used to let them. But now you know because you have the same car. Yeah, Dan got the same car. Yeah, I gotue. True. Yeah, my golf cruise. Although eventually you would you would find it. For 10 minutes you should have. Ten minutes. You think you just press every button. Yeah. Apparently not. Apparently not. We got to get mincium. I think so. We sat on it off. I think we

we got to do it. You can always put him right back on the shelf. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I don't have to be the start of the minceaera. I catch the same fish in my lake all the time. I throw him back every time. Right back. Reel them in real quick. Take a picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the that. them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real them. Real the the the the the th. Real th. Real th. Real the the th. Real th. Real th. Real th. Real the the th. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real th. Real th. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. the the th. th. tax him. Oh he's his... Cut to him. I want to see his eyes. I always say the camera when he gets to text and how fast he. He's it. Oh there he is your seat. I think it's a, as a group, anyone, if, oh, there it is. I don't think that was it, wasn't it, that fast? Yeah, he's got to tell the inter-is he's gonna go hop on the yak real quick. Oh, oh, oh, yes. Yes, yes. Jesus.

Boys, we forgot it's got an it factor. And it's been probably four plus months. Been a while. And the good news is he did sign a new contract, so he's like done trying to tell me that he's gonna do stuff. Ah, what were you getting pitched? Just everything, he's just gonna exist now. It's almost better. Now, yeah.

Well, he did, he has phases where it's like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he knows, he knows, he knows, he knows, he knows, he knows, he did he has phases where it's like he knows the contracts up So he's like I got this idea I got this idea Contract here is basically just like got this idea gonna go to a concert Contract here's a big yeah, so we're we're now in a good spot where we had the brand of walker contract count down. I don't brought it up. No, you haven't. Yeah. I respect your wishes. Did you awkwardly bring it up to Dave last week? I did not. Oh, okay. I have not brought it up since you said you did more. There. It's more. There's more. It's floating. Yeah. Long time no see. This is a this is uh this is julio no you know I did not know his name yeah yeah it's it's alright I knew we want it's a tough name but you know I know to know I appreciate I recognized him but yeah I feel like an asshole no you should I don't know I don't know where we where we begin well you to ed to Julio this morning did you not? Yeah, so what's up? We chatted, we caught up. You told him some things about, you know, some football players in Louisiana, anything? Yeah, I was just saying, yeah, we were just making small talk.

Can you tell us what the small talk was? Yeah, I was talking about, uh, I went, I went to see a high school game in Louisiana last week. Yeah. Shout out Rust and High. Are you a 5A state champs in Louisiana? All right, Band-Aid coming off. Are you a stepfather? I'm not a stepfather. Are you the father that's stepped up? No, but I don't think so. Are you are in, but I, I, so you kind of are. I, I, I don't, step boyfriend. I mean, I, I guess, I guess. Uh, step boyfriend would be. No, that's not, right, that's, no. No.

No. Then you would be the boy's boyfriend, right? Have you gone to a ball game with the young lad? Yes, so it's a it's a wild one because It was back in 2016 and I was doing radio and bozier So I rigged a contest where we were giving away Robert plant tickets. Okay. I rigged a contest to get this girl up and I was like, hey, I'm gonna rig this contest. You're gonna win this. But you have to look at you you have to do that's illegal right That's a crime I like that's a that's a crime I like this I like see it worked you won the contest yeah he's back yeah he's back yeah fucking that is a

great move yeah I was so broke then tell I was so broke then too. You all are focused on the wrong thing. That's the wren. You told her you're going to write a contest, but you have to take you? Yeah, I hit her up and I was like, hey, how do you feel about winning a Robert Plant Tickets in this radio contest? But you have to take me. But you know, but you know, I made like 15K doing radio. So I was like every angle you could find. It's a co-version of stuff. But yeah, so that was kind of out. And then it's like eight years later,

running it back a little. No, no, it's a running back situation. Okay. So she was all about it, like I would have taken you. Well, thi. No, well, 2016 I had some problems and probably messed it up myself. So now you're back with her. What content did she win the Stella Blue Golden Mug? No, I actually saw her at Panic in St. Louis when I was down there in January. Nice. At the end of a while, kind of reconnected.

She's not near St. Louis, is she? No, but she had friends. She was up there for the show. And she has one child? Yes, so she has two. Oh, but the younger one, she's my age, but the younger one, the younger, the younger one, the younger one, their younger, and went to the opener they were number one they beat the five team of KDiana that's awesome if any of you wear the big person you don't have to talk right yeah yeah you don't have to reveal yeah I'm not yesterday okay yeah did you wear the big pin I a couple tackles. He had a big head on special teams. Kick-off. Yeah, they're good. They got like a four-star corner going to LSU's like top five in country.

Well, that's awesome, Mincy. Yeah, shit's going well. Yeah, things are good, man. Things are good. thin' the act chairs today. So I'm kind of excited. We might be, we might be back here. I've been on.

We could be back. I don't know, I'm trying to try and water, but you know, I think things are going. Tidus excited about tonight. Yeah, so actually got hit up shout out Greg Knight the goose publicist hit me up Talking maybe about a little meet great maybe we can meet the guys before. Oh, yeah Fuck you. Oh, yeah. Goose the shot shed went last night They were awesome. They do they were really really good. They do sound a lot like fish, but that was a personal invite. And we agreed beforehand that it would be weird if I brought you. And it would have been. It would have been. Yeah, so yeah, I'm excited about that.

A little salt shed goose. And then yeah, football season, enjoying Chicago. Yeah, vibes are I feel like this. Brandon perked over here at Salt Shed Goose. Ooh, from my mom. So, and congrats with you. So, and congrats on your new contract? Thank you, I appreciate it. I'm stoked to be here, man. You know, I've really, you know, I appreciate, you know, everything and felt, felt good after

moving up here for sure. Yeah, well, being around it every day. Love Chicago, by the way. Just everything about it. I like living here onthat a little bit. Just okay, comparing it to New York, the people here are just so much more approachable. Everywhere you go, everybody's friendly. You know, I feel like, I mean, our presence is big everywhere, don't be wrong, but more so here than New York's. New York's just a melting pot and has so many people who are big there too, but it's on a different level here. And just like the music scene, the restaurant scene, I love West Loop.

There's really no negative. I mean, we had a milder winter last year, I know. But that's the one thing, but man, it's, you know, and I'll just say it at the cost of living thing. I mean, that's the biggest thing. I mean, I've got like a great place to live here. I'm paying the same thing I paid for like an old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old commuting and the quality of life here is just so much better. So thrilled about everything, happy to get to annoy all y'all next little while. Yeah, I love it. I feel like this. It's been one any other way. It's been a good. It feels good. It feels good to have a exclamation point on the appearance in any way? Well let's let's have a dance party tonight at the Salt tree. Oh, fuck yeah. I feel like it all school, old school dance. Are we doing any extracurriculars tonight?

We're not. Really? Yeah, yeah, I just chilled last night, had a good time. The concerts feel a lot longer, you know. When you're not on drugs, yeah. But yeah, no, we're chilling, man. We're kind of, kind of like, I think this thing, like, I'm 41 now and I've noticed it's finally, like it's kind of, I'm slowing down a little bit. Yeah, finally.

What about, have you had any alcohol since the? No, it was just the Bible study incident? No, that was a, I was like, man. Oh, you drank a whole can? Yeah, I looked down at the end. I didn't know Spendrick, you know, I didn't know that this brand made alcohol sparkling waters. Good, safe. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, like, I mean, how does that happen at a Bible study? They're like talking about the guys preaching about the fall of man and not eating the forbidden fruit from the garden from Eve and I drank the forbidden sparkling water.

It was just an unbelievable. Shad of four. Forces are working against you really, yeah. But it's all good. But yeah, everything's good, man. Just happy about everything. Olmiss revels look pretty good. Yeah.

Saints actually look really good. A lot better. That was a Clint Kubeyak, man. Oh yeah. Serio, seriously a lot. New Orleans is doing. I've been checking in on the hurricane stuff. A lot of people lost power, but category two, it wasn't too bad. So, okay. All right. Curious how it affects LSU and Tulane on the road this.

Yeah. Hurricane logistics. Yeah, I feel good about this. You're now welcome back on the eye. Oh, oh, yeah It makes me feel like this was good that we had a little time on I agree No, I think I think I think you know, I think you and I think you and I had a good Good talk about everything a couple of months ago and you know, I think we're on the same that. Are they like concrete stairs? No, like a wood. Wood with like a tarp over top. Yeah. Yeah, okay I could do that. I know it'll I'll fall. With like loom. As long as I like fall and it's got a tarp. Yeah, yeah. And we'll have a real slicked. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I can do that. I'm sure, the, okay. Yeah, I think we have an, I think we have a blank check for this one. Okay, and hey, shout out, Clemmer, rat, rat race in New Orleans. That's gonna come on. That's all the announcement on Wake Up Minton. Yeah, that's all the announcement.

Yeah, that's all the announcement on wake up. to too? It's awesome. It's cool. There was a fun exchange on unnamed yesterday where Ryan Whitney, I guess not being a football guy, not being from the South, was like, oh that's like me having Brittsky on and Dave was like, no, that's like really good and he just didn't get that Cooper's like super respected, you know? Yeah. And so it was just really funny, but Whitney kept pushing back and Dave and Dave kept pushing back, you know, it's good to hear some positive stuff from Dave on the, you know, and I had to follow. I know Peyton was on busing with the boys. So I guess they beat me too, getting a manning on Barstowl but.

Well, we had Pey's question. Have you heard that announcement yet? From Clemmer or? Uh, yeah, I heard it after we got the volume, correct? Got it. That makes sense. Apparently the seven button. Apparently, the seven button. Sometimes it's turned off. Yeah, no, I've realized that. I've got to make that seven. Yeah, I have to turn that on. Apparently, that's been a war of a truth. I'm a button. What is the seven button? Between the section the eight. Yeah, apparently. But we've had multiple problems. And Steph, Stephen gets me in there.

It's like, I need you to just listen to this one thing. Yes. The 7 button. I just assumed it was on a few times. It wasn't. We've had some. Got it. You know, trial and error though, man, you know, we're doing better. Trial and error, this show's been going for two years. I mean, it's been a lot of error. There's been a lot of error. There's been a lot of o'errific. going to be gone? I think I'm I think the right move is to leave and then no one talk about it around me. Yeah. When I'm back it'll almost be funny but like

because everybody will be talking about the show like oh I'm around like shut up but I think that's like I just want to ensure I don't screw this up again and so if I don't actually know then I can't screw it up. I wish it does Elon have like a rocket going to Mars or something? Oh yeah. Be fun, you just sent you. There's a couple people that like civilians could do space walks now. Yeah, we should just send mincea space. During surviving Barcelona. Would you do a space? Would you do a space?

Would you do a space walk? I don't know. space and you walk. It's like a moon. I actually I would like to know as well. I think I think space X is sending just civilians up you can go and you mean walk around in space. Oh nice. Yeah look see that's you up there. How expensive is it? Well the guy's a billionaire. That guy's a billionaire. But billionaire is like like doing that shit. Yeah they're likeed to putty. Civilians can do this? Seven billionaire week. What do you mean walk? It's like a spacewalk is when you go out and just float around. What are they?

Are they? That's a person on the bottom? I would like to. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, why is it look like, uh, is know. Does anyone not want to do that? I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm fine. I'm not. I'm out. I would love. 100% do not want to do that. Yeah. Space is horrifying. And getting on a rocket's no thank you. Fuck that. They say seeing the. I'm out people to do it. I think it's cool that we as a species are doing this. Hold on, what you just said though, like how many people have seen Earth from space? I don't know. No, however, we're going to be like, dude, it changed my life.

No, it's like, it's a Wikipedia page What the the sensation Yeah, astronauts being like yeah, this was so sick Talk to me about being an ashtra, I would do that how much does it cost? You would I wouldn't let you. No, I wouldn't let you it's probably like millions right. Yeah, we can't lose you We can't lose you astronauts Couldn't you just put on a VR headset? It's not the same. Right. It is the same. Look, I'm looking at it right now, Kyle. Oh, he's a vibrant respite. It's called the overview effect. It's a cognitive shift.

So it's like doing acid. It's a state of awe with self-transcendent qualities precipitated by a particularly striking visual stimulus. That sounds awesome. Mincy, have you ever been in VR? Virtual reality? No. We're going to put you in next week.

Virtual reality? Yeah. Okay. Sounds fun. You'd like it. All right. I'm down. Kyle, bring your headset in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's get you on virtual reality. Have you done it before? Uh-uh. What's something like international you would love to see?

International? I'd love to see. LSU. Let me ask a further question. Do you know what virtual reality is? Is it like, is it some kind of, where you put on glasses? Yeah. And you get, see like, like, I think you'll like it. Got it. OK.

That sounds awesome. I mean, it sounds like, is that like, is that like, I'm actually not going to say anything. No, no, no, no, what, yeah. Yeah. Is it like tripping? You could make it like that. Like, legal? No. Um, not that. It's, it's, it's like a, it's, it's, it's, it could be a, like a weird experience for sure.

Um, we'll just do it, let's do it next week. Yeah, all right. All right, Mincy,the virtual reality. Yeah, we're in. All right, Mincy, great job. Yeah, boys. Thanks, Metsie. Tape of a fun dude, white, still a blue commercial. Nice, love that. Love that.

Wait, two and one, one commercial? Yeah, a little threat. Yeah, we got it. We tell Mike Cannon, he's in tonight. And his name? Julia. You got it. He kind of said it's him. Yeah, he was very. It's a tough name. It's a tough name. You know, they don't got Italians down there.

Um, there it goes. There it goes. I'd like to see the gambling cave because I want to see if he knows which one is, well, the way I already told him. Mike's coming. I feel proud to have facilitated that. Yeah. That's a wild. You were the one who broke that through. Like, we have not had Mincy on forever. Ambassador of Goodwill.

Mike, come on in. Mike Cannon, comedian. What's up? What's up, well. Very well? We like started comedy together, dude. Oh, both you guys say something about the other person that no one should know. Yes. Ooh, Julia wore an Apple watch on his Netflix taping. Oh, wait, is that no one, nobody would dope? Yeah, what the fuck, Bites? And Siri got activated during it and it was pulsing during it and I got like dragged for that.

Wait, why was, oh, because like voice activation? Somehow I said something that sounded like Siri. And then it was just like pulsing. All right, and then what about Mike? All right, one time I remember Mike, we got Mike really high and he lost everything. What's your wallet? That's Way worse. You lost your wallet. It's way worse. Yours was something that could be seen on the largest streaming

platform in the world. Where you lost everything? I mean, he used to have a show called Fat Baby that was literally like, it was debilitating. Anytime you'd show up, you'd just be plied with drugs and alcohol and then be forced onto stage in front of like 21 if that year old white women that were so hot never have seen comedy in their entire life. Couldn't be less interested unless Pete Davidson showed up. And they were just like looking at the stage like what is happening right now if you had an honest attempt at comedy and then I was in full like mortal combat finish him mode trying to get through jokes and just, you know, I think I fell off that stage once too.

That's possible. So you would host a show where you guys would get high as hell and then go on stage? I was pretty sick back then. That's awesome. Yeah. You basically were like, what if we did comedy on weed? Yeah. We started, we started a bunch of stuff, including having like a DJ, like doing sound effects in the beginning of people's sets or doing people's sets. And also the show was bad. It was a bad show.

It was a bad show. Yeah, hell. Everything else about the show was incredible. So it turned into this like legendary thing. Oh, that's awesome. The show was terrible. Everybody bombed unless you like, like, th a rally of some sort. Who likes fat asses? Everyone be like, ah!

Yeah. I mean, the DJ would just openly admit to smoking crack before his set. Like, just kind of, by looking at him, you're like, this is as authentic. Yeah. I kind of want to bring back a fat baby episode on the act. Yeah. We just all get fucked up and try comedy. We would just all get fucked up and have Che go first and be like, all right, we've had it.

Yeah. But no, I mean, Cannon, one of the hardest working guys in comedy, he's a great guy, he's a great comic. I respect him a lot. I like him a lot as a person. You literally just said the same thing about Mincy. Yeah. Which, by the way, he had no intentions of telling me I was next. He decided he just wandered off into the abyss. Yeah, yeah. Entered a cornfield never heard of Mincy at all? No, I didn't.

Okay. I do like him though. Just seeing him. He kind of, he gave off, hethat's pretty fair. There he is. Oh, there he is. Just, uh. Here's he going. He really gets cooking on topics though. I like that.

Yeah. You can get him going on anything. Is he eating behind that? Yeah. Can't let the entire. He's hiding. He's hiding his eating. There he goes. And just back to the phone just in perpetual big foot photo. Yeah, yeah, he really is

so true Oh It's like a little blurry Siding oh, man. So Mike you have a new special out. It's coming out on Sunday. Oh, hell and yeah I'm super pumped for it man, called Traumatized Animal. Oh, love it. Are you doing shows in Chicago this weekend? I am, yeah, I'm at Zanis all weekend so I got two tonight Zanis downtown so two to night and the gauntlet. Yeah, well that's, that's the ultimate like, you know, if you've played sports and you're like, I should be alright at this, but that's probably,

yeah, that's too much confidence heading in. Where'd you, where'd you play basketball? At Rockland Community College? Oh, nice. quick. That's pretty cool though. We're playing with aspirations to move up or was yeah dude I mean I was like I was super delusional about sports. Everybody gave me a reality check or at least they tried to and I just wasn't listening and I thought like easily I was gonna hit a gross bird or some sort of athletic spur that would take me to D1 and at worst I'd be a coach. But, you know, yeah. It worked out for you. Yeah, I mean, it honestly did. All my teammates were like, you're funnier than you are good.

Yeah. Nice. So you should do that instead. Yeah. Do you play, is there a comedy league you play in? I wanted to start one. There's a couple offshoots or whatever. year I played in a competitive league and I didn't know it was competitive. I thought it was over 35 slow break, just kind of mess around and it was in my

hometown but I ended up playing against all the dudes I played AAU with, all the dudes that have since moved on to be high school coaches, college or trainers, so they're like still in it really competitive and I was full court very not half court and they're filming the whole thing and they're like, I'm taking souls last year. I was underestimated. I'm like, I haven't picked up a ball in 16 years. Literally every time I try to get into any athletic stance, every guitar string in my back would pop.

It was brutal, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's. I heard that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice when the when you know life sends you a message. Yeah. Yeah. Just walk away. Never come back. You didn't retire from golf. Those clubs are going to find you again. And you're going to have to face a decision. Those clubs are finding you. It's going to be like Jim Carriage. Yeah. Pickup balls is the number one cause of injury for men in our age group. Uh-huh. Killed Pete Marevich. Well, we did. We did?

How did he play pickup basketball? He's like 40 years old. We took an Achilles. The greatest players of all time. Yeah, he could hikos. He couldn't handle pickup basketball. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Achilles on the court like a month ago. Who? This guy Riggs, he's our college basketball writer and

what was the you guys playing three on three. We're playing three and three just tried to make a move nobody toucest him and he's crumpled to the ground. Then yesterday we all lined up and through a tennis ball's at Kyle's ass and and afterwards four of you guys are like oh yeah. Oh yeah, my arm, my arm. I thought my tennis balls, I was like, I feel like my elbow is gonna fall off. We went all out for that ass though. Yeah, we just wanna peg it. They get you good.

Yeah, they get you good. So what should 40 year olds who hate golf? What should they do competitive? Pickleball? Pickleball. Pickle ball. You don't run that much and you It's an answer probably a pickleball Might be like it. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be the best.

It's 16 inch softball. You don't run that much and there's a bunch of other 40 year olds that are going to play it too. Like it's it's pickleball. Maybe you're just done doing that. Yeah. I mean, you can blow out your Achilles doing it. Joey did twice. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

I mean, that's like anything where you're kind of making hard cuts and trying. And I don't stretch. And I don't think that like there's just something about stretching that's just so lame. Yeah. I just don't do it. Yeah and I should. I think it's the name. Yeah. it feels like it's because when I was a kid they're like you got a stretch and I was like that is gay dude. Yeah right it is so gay. But now it's like everybody's got mobility. Yeah people go to the gym just a stretch for an hour which is

crazy. Yeah that's crazy. I, so I had to train to literally be a father. How old is your son? Now he's five, but now I have a new point. When did you hurt? When did you hurt? How old is he when you hurt yourself? my kids. I mean since he's like started talking shit now I now I fully dominate him in wrestling and physicality like basketball I won't give him an inch. Yeah you gotta do that. That's actually the last passion of competing as a 40 year old. Take on your son. I think you retire when your kids can beat you. I was wrestling my dad until I was like 20. Really? You were a collegiate wrestler. I know.

Were you beating him up? Were you beating him up? No, I never beat. What? You never beat Doug? We would, I don't know. We would play fight. Maybe we got to invite him to have you beat his ass.

I think I could. On the heck oh, that would be an incredible episode. Just Kyle beats his dad's ass. You like seriously fuck him up. You get him to tap multiple times again and again. He might need that. Yeah. He does, yeah. Canny, you guys have a hoop at the house?

Yeah, we have a mini hoop, so I'm just, you know, Jesus Shuttle's worth? Yeah, I'm just pushing my wife over a dishwasher. Yeah, I'm just pushing my tick-toc and stuff too, but the eight-? I don't know. You remember Big Red the next up, the kid who's like... I think we've watched it here, TJ. He's like this red-headed kid who's probably a hundred pounds heavier than all his... Yeah, here he is. Oh yeah, yeah, he's a fucking... What? He's a fucking...

? He's a different big red. That's a different big red. Look at that. Look at the range. What? How do you stop big red? Watch his follow through with the wrong hand. Oh, he doesn't. Oh, he got. Oh shit, he's human. He didn't get back on defense. What the. What a time to be alive though, dude. We're doing that stuff with no cameras, just drinking each other's homes for no. Oh, he did the too small. He's so much bigger.

All his friends. Oh, shit. He's a yoke it. Best 16 year old prospects. Look how he's doing too small to all this friends. Young Scalibrini. Yeah. Range. Oh, missed.

Oh no, don't let him get the rebound. I mean, yeah, this has got to be the most fun thing ever as a kid. Yeah. You put up your mixtape? There's like full court leagues though now with adults that play on eight and a half foot rims. That's awesome. Yeah, they're dunking on each other. It like makes you feel like a real athlete. Yeah, that's sick.

Yeah, it'd be like play, yeah, play baseball on the Little League. I just hit bombs. Yeah. When we did our home run stream, the best feeling ever. That was so fun. We hit we went out and did a we went to a little league oh shit we went out to a little league field and we hit we broke Barry Bond's record nice all of us just sat there for six hours just hitting home run wait a minute that was a high school oh girl softball field yeah that's right they have

fences massive yeah but it was literally like six hours of us just hitting bombs. It was so much fun. That's awesome. It was the best time. How were your hands after? Terrible. Everything was broken. Everything hurt. Everything hurt. I started doing dips for the first time of like eight years the other day and my thumbs were flexed in for three days after.

No, no mobility. Could you do one thii. Now I can, yeah, I've since built it up a little bit. Yeah. I can't even fathom doing a dip. No, like one dip. Any kind? Like a, I thought you said you did dips. I can't say you're strong on dips. No, I'm terrible at dips. You said your triceps were strong.

Yeah, you said you did the. Yeah, I said you did the. . dips those were pushdowns. I mean that's kind of that's the old person machine that you sit down and the... But that means you're a machine for people that can't do dip. Correct. But that means if you've been using that machine you probably can do a dip. I can't even get close to parallel. We have two benches over there. Can you do a pull-up? Fuck not at you. No.

No. You could do a pull-up. It's risky for me to even try a pull-up. Yeah. Like, I'd do a pull-up. There's nothing. . . a pull-up. I think if you kept really hard. Try. You know what I mean with your life? Try to do a pull-up. No, there's nowhere to pull-up. We don't have some pull-up. We don't have some

pull-up. No, that's no, that's Matt. I can't. I can't do a pull-up. I can't. I can't do it. I can't. that. No, that's not. That's thing will crumple. No, I'll stand on it. There's no way that crumples. I think it'll crumple. You're 262 pounds. You're not a big man. No, if you, I stand on it, it's not gonna go anywhere. Stand on what? Stand on what? That bar is not, that's not a big bar. Brandon.

Yeah, I can actually. You're encouraging somebody who doesn't want to try. You can be right. This is this is I'm still I want to do this. Thank you Marne at your foottown. I appreciate that. But think of all the confidence you'll have. I have your back Brandon. There's no fucking this. This is pointless. I'll still be a piece of how that told you so moment. Yeah. Told you, pussy. I can't shut up the hate. I hope he does it. Yeah, that's a lot of body to lift up though. That's a lot of body left up. Yeah. Oh, is he texting? Yeah. Yeah. We ruin his relationship on a dumb bit about Brandon. Kyle, can you rip a bunch of push-ups? Push-ups? I mean. Not like a crazy amount.

But yeah, if you're a lighter guy, it's just automatically easier. Yeah, I'm saying he can't do it. Oh, reverse grip. It's just too big. Yeah, no, he can't do this. There's no way. I don't think he'll even get down yeah no down oh wow let's go and an elf for Brandon wrong again yeah

they clown him one of his biggest elves I mean even big cat walked away with the white arms there was a big cat walked away with the white arms there was pretty good. Even Big Cat walked away with the white arms. It was. Feeling good. I don't know if you saw the boy did two horns. Dude, look at that. It's pretty good. Outstanding. You fucking you could. Yeah. I mean that was, I mean that was. I know. You got to start. I mean, you don't start believing it. Do you want to say it or you want me to say it?

All I, all I say is I know. You don't have to say it. I believe in you. That wasn't a pull-up. Yeah, it was. You tell you pull up. Yeah, it was. I was elbowed high on that thing standing up. That was a legit. You ever like you ever slide off a cliff you can still survive Why would I be as long as you're you got a hike to be in a cliff? I'm not? Yeah, I'm not gonna be anywhere near a cliff? Hustibble you could get that's more dangerous fall out of a window Yeah, I guess we'll fall out of a window right? If you fall if you fall off a got that in your back. It's a special type of cliff.

You need to believe in yourself more, Brandon Walker. You constantly get me to not believe in myself. You shit on me all the time. No, I don't. All right. I'm the one who told you could do it. You're going to graduate from the walks. You got a next level from the walks? You gotta, you gotta, you got the next level of the... It is time, okay, so the reason I started the walks was...

Rain and it's been, every morning he comes in at 8 a.m. and he just, like a prison yard, he just walks around the court. Y'all should come on Fridays. Boy band Friday, boy band Friday. Boy band Friday. Boy band, you never show up on Friday. Because I workout are all on Fridays. Thursday nights are rough for you. Yeah, you got Bibi Mac in there?

I got, I got up boys. Well, now I have to come in on Friday. Yeah, I finished on I what, two months ago, to get myself in enough shape to work out. To start working out? Now I'm there. I think I could start working out, like really working out. And I don't know. The other day I started doing kettlebells.

I bought the wrong kettlebell. I meant to buy a 30 pound kettle bell and I was doing a workout with a 30 KG Kilbel. Oh Jesus. It was very heavy. It was very heavy. Are you thinking about me going on the treadmill? I think you can do incline walk. Yeah on the treadmill. Yeah, on the treadmill. Yeah, that's things home. I'm taking... What else have you stolen? You kidding me? He has the arcade cabinet. He has an Xbox. You have the computer. What the fuck?

Thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars. I didn't know that. You walked right past it at my house. No, I just have the arcade cabinet. What do you mean by getting rid walks in the treadmill. I like my walks on the court. So you're going to keep those.

Yeah, I'm going to keep those. I like those. I enjoy those. What if you, are you going to up the pace? I might need to. I'm at 45 minutes. This is answering what we do over 40 years old. Yeah, so we walk. I don't know who I thought it was at 50 minutes. But 45 is about right for me and I've been good.

What about doing what we've talked about doing the stairs? No, that's crazy. I'm not doing stairs. Because you could do a full loop. What am I, Carl Lewis doing stairs? No, I'm going to be doing stairs? No, I'm not going to be doing stairs. What weight do you need to hit to start cheating on your wife? I think I need to get to about 245 to really cheat on my wife. Because again, at 255, 260, that's just bad for the person I cheated with.

So I think at 240, 245 somewhere in there, I can really focus on ruining my marriage. You'd have to clean up your pubs. I'm not doing that for a while. Yeah, no trim. That's probably five pounds right there. I did almost bring it up to my wife last night. I was like, should I? But then she would know that I was talking about it on the yak and she would like that? So the pubs are a delicate conversation right now. Brandon hit a pubs. in like a decade. Like a vacant lot? Yeah, pretty much. It's like, yeah, there's a guy on Tick-Tock that goes around shape. It's a burned out car in the middle. Yeah, you ever? No, I did it like 20, 20 years ago.

Yeah, I did it once. I didn't like it. The blonde hair is helpful, it is. It is not quite as dense. Yeah, it was hard to find that pub. Although we found a lot of other pubs on this court. A lot of pubs on the court. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs. have one of those. Like a dust bottom, like a cloth. Like a big wide one? We don't have the, do we not have? I think the one that we have is like broken where we've been told to not use it on the court. We have the circuit one.

I think it's got like a piece of metal sticking through it. Yeah, oh, that your walks? Yeah, I'm just gonna go in clean while I'm walking. We have to like put weights on the broom for you? Yeah, baby. That might be like a new fat. That's an old man sled drill. All right, I'm buying it right now. The janitor drill. there. I like that. That's sick. That way I can... Oh what about this? No, don't do

that. The one that's like you have to pull. I don't want to do the dragon thing. Yeah, that's what you need. No, see you always do this. I you don't have the broom just went hollering at me I apologize for hollering but I that's like what Carl Malone used to do for his off-season workouts that literally your old and the yeah you get 12 year old pregnant well pregnant bad guy so you think just cleaning with the broom will burn more collar well, it's not I'm gonna be doing the walking anyway and since the court's filthy I figured figure I could help. You know clean the court. Can I buy the other one? Buy whatever you want but I don't want to be the ox. You'd be the ox. That's cool. That is cooler.

Another nickname for you. That's a new nickname. That's a new nickname. Another great nickname. There comes the ox. Big ox. Big ox. Big ox.

That's three really good nicknames. I haven't used big to ox. I haven't used big together. Yeah, that was good. Big ox. Oh, we're adding big to ox? That's implied when you say ox. There's baby ox. Yeah. Fuck. There almost has to be. Brandon, have you lost a couple pounds? I've lost 13 pounds. You look like you. Thank you. I don't like the fact that you asked before. Yeah, that's what you had to clarify. Right. You looked, you looked, you looked as if you, before you. Yeah, that was, yeah, you had to clarify. You said a couple. Right. Well, no, you looked, you looked as if you lost weight. Okay.

I wasn't sure if it was just the outfit. Thank God you. You asked first. You know, hey, thirty. Thirteen, thirty. Thank you very much. too. tooo, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, York? No, I was out here. Wow.

I was out here. It was last year around. That first mostly sports photo is pretty damning. Oh, yeah, yeah. The dinner we went. In high school, I was 65188. I was grotesque to look at. Yeah, I was all.

What was the gene size? Oh, I was 32 waist, 30 waist, something like that. I'm 40, 40, I got a, 42 is my highest waist. And with the bush. Yeah, yeah, most of that was bush, yeah. Bush will, yeah, you'll know when I trim down, I'll be wearing pants that I don't wear off. Brandon wears MC Hammer pants. The J-gos. Does anyone go like bald? That's a young man's

game. Yeah. That's what I'd say in the whole things are young man's game. Isn't that? I'm 45. What do I got to prove? I just let it grow. I feel like it's tricky once you start going. You know what I mean? You still get to even it out and you out, like you don't look down and just at the mess of it all, it doesn't bum you out. No, not really. I'm just like, whatever. That's that's life, I guess. It's like you're watching a documentary on your own dick. Win so like it is what it is. What is it to? That's like when you watch the baby turtles get killed by seagulls. I can't step in.

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Name-wise. Indian Happy Meal Toy. Okay, and who's in that? It's AJ Brown and Trey McBride. That's the like the only one that can realistically hit. Brown McBride? Brown McBride and Young Pits will probably hit. Yeah, young Pits? Yeah, that's the no sweat. I love those. All right, so T.J. you got it. So this is, we pick a game then over, then what do we do? Four games from four Sunday games. Okay. We'll land on a game and then we'll see if we're gonna take the favorite underdog over our

Oh, I love it. Okay. All right. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mm.

Mm. When you think about this feeling here, I mean. It's hard to bet on a game with that much quarterback uncertainty, right? Yeah. Is it? I don't really think that much quarterback uncertainty, right? Yeah. Is it? I don't really think that much about it yet. That's not one I circle. It's not overthinking. I think it's the over.

Oh. Oh, that is over. That's exactly over. You said let's not do that. You're over- You're over. Right. When the leak wills? Who's that? You're over. Oh this. That's their quarterback. That changes. Who's the quarterback? A leak? For who? Oh, the Packard? He loves out. Oh, no. He does not know how to play quarterback. Somebody that doesn't know how to play quarterback, he's made it far.

Very far, yeah. As far as you can get. Yeah, kudos. Good, kudos. Wait, that's awesome. I like them. Yeah. That's kind of why I want to bet on him.

Let's do it. Yeah, it's like how don't have to discuss it. It's just the wheel. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, we're taking Malik-Wilis and the Packers. Yeah. They're underdogs. Yep. Packers plus two and a half. I don't hate that one.. It's actually two guys who don't know how to play quarterback. Playing against each other as quarterbacks. I'll be goddamn. Wouldn't, who would have thunk it? Mm-hmm.

All right. Okay, we're getting, good. No, theyr. theyons. Oh, Daneal Jones getting heckled after the game was brutal. great matchups. Yeah. Are you giants or Jets here? Giants. It's bad. Yeah, that's rough. Not good. Poor Daniel Jones getting heckled after the game was brutal. He's made a lot of money. I understand, but that's like a different when people are waiting for him out of the players tunnel and screaming at him. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I played catch with Tommy Cutlitz at a funeral when he was in eighth grade. No shit. Yeah, I didn't know it.

My buddy. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, my buddy Jimmy told me about it last year. I forgot. He was like, yeah, he was at this funeral and we were just, he was like the cockiest. He was like the cockyest grahater I've ever met. What happened to go down with the Daniel Jones ship, at least we can get a good draft pick. Yeah.

Tommy caught, it's my fuck around and winning game. That's exactly right. So what happened with Liam was talking about Nathan Rourke? Yeah, just not good enough to play for the Giants? Yeah, I guess so. But he's like to guys. But like, I don't think Tommy could go to the CFL and do that. He probably could. He could.

Yeah, he probably. Yeah. Thanks. Speaking of people. Do you guys think it'd be fucked up to go to a random fan's funeral? Oh, did it a PMT fan die? No. No, we're thinking about punishments for our picks this year. I was thinking we should do, the punishment I came up with was life. So you have to go to the birth of a child. You have to go to like a kinsidara, you have to go to a random person's wedding.

I like life. Maybe a divorce proceeding. Nice. And then someone's funeral. And you're crashing them all? Well, we would be invited, facilitating. Yeah. I think there's some families that would be really open to that. Yeah, that's the family's that would be really open to that. Yeah, that's what I a update. You gotta get mine. Do it for someone who's terminally ill so they know that you're doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you can see them before and after. So you could actually grieve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those don't realize this is fucked up because Max's like this is fucked up I was like there's got to be if you got invited yeah you right yeah like let's have the if you're toast in the next six months reach out to yeah yeah email Stephen Cheh there's got to be it's a sad thing to yeah, I can so we are different breed or different free We don't die

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the pizza guy what Dave portenoid No, no, no, no, remember the guy who would like come from pizza to the show? He did that once. He didn't he like he didn't always he didn't come in all the time no No, no, no, no, yeah How many injuries are gonna happen though from people attempting a pull-up after that? Ooh That's gonna inspire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Brandon's an inspirational figure. Yeah, so you're an influencer.

Pulps across America, what they say. Everyone do one pull up for Brandon Walker. Let's get it trend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you're an influencer. Pull-ups across America. What they say? Everyone do one pull-up for Brandon Walker. Let's get it trending. Yeah. Everyone do a pull-up for Brandon. Send us your best pull-up. There's gonna be some door-framing. Oh, oh yeah. All right. So this is Giants commanders Jesus Total on this game is 43 Well, I mean the Giants defense was bad last week too. Yeah, they let that let Sam Darnell look like an all-pro

Kind of makes sense sure did That's gonna make sense. Sure did. It's gonna, like one good one. Yeah, that's a good one. All right. No, right? Another, moth fucking game. So that's the chiefs, right? Chiefs minus six. That's fine.

You guys think two is going to retire? He's got all right. He doesn't have to. I don't want to speak like that. Yeah, he should. Yeah. Yeah, he should be forced to. Yeah. He's just going to be doing a podcast with the hawk to a chick. Yeah. That was bad. The best case scenario. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just going to be doing a podcast with the Hawk Toa Chick. That was bad. Best case scenario.

Yeah. Poor guy. Billy reflexively doing the fingers on the stream. Did he? Yeah. Yeah. That's doing the two of gang signs. He's doing the two of gang signs.

Yeah. Could have if you could do that over maybe just going oh shit Yeah, oh now that probably Showcase some humanity What happened to Billy which he doesn't understand is like so that's another like internet brain rot because we've joked about the two fingers? Fingers before but not joking about to his fingers Jake Jake Marsh went to a Jets Dolphins game and the Jets were killing the dolphins and Jets fans were doing the two of

fingers to Jake Marsh. Which that is funny. That's funny. Like Jake Marsh getting... You can't two of fingers while two his fingers are doing that. Right, exactly. That's like that was a high-coo. His concussions are not funny. Oh, cool. Well, two of his concusses were doing that. The two his concussions are not funny, but Jake Marsh sitting in the nosebleeds of MetLife, having angry Jets fans doing two fingers to him is funny. That's great. And Jake being like, oh my god, like completely offended. That's funny.

So Billy then took that and was like, oh I can do this. Yeah. Not realizing the two was literally getting concussed. So that's how that happened. But yeah, Jake Marsh, that's funny. I laugh about that every now. Just like, how about your quarterback and doing the two weeks. That's really. And he didn't take it well?

No, he was, he was a gasped, he was horrified. Yeah. Yeah, I hope to is okay. That sucks. He did, he, he was, he could walk away with a hundred and seventy million dollars right now. And is that all guaranteed? I think so. Live in Hawaii.

Yeah, do it. I mean, would you, I wouldn't take that. What? I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't take his head injuries. Oh, yeah. No, no shot. I thought you were talking about Hawaii and the millions. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought you were saying you would keep playing. No, I think he probably, it sounds like he should have retired before. But before, it would have been before the contract. Especially because let's be honest, the dolphins aren't winning the Super Bowl. No. It's not like, no. It's not like they're serious contenders.

No. And it's gonna, put your life on the line to go 11 and 6. Right, you can't be like, I'm going like it's gonna if he plays for another five years, he will get. Doesn't it get easier too? Like, yeah, like a fighter's chin. Yeah, it does. Is he had four in the past?

I think this is the third one. But do remember the third diagnosed real. The Thursday night game was that against against against against against against against against against against against against against against against against against and kept playing and then got really concussed. Yikes. And two of them have happened on prime time so it's like a lot more in the conscience. Has he exhibited like any cognitive issues? I don't thrown. Would he start wearing the door helmet? I want them to think the dork helmet would have stopped what happened last night. Yeah, he just kind of head first. He drove head first and like yeah his neck Yeah, yeah, that's bad. That's really good All right. What what came is this? We don't have one is the last one? This is the last one. Oh, okay. This will be the one that hits though. Yeah, well, I'm gonna bet it. The one that you put zero confidence in.

Maybe next week we gotta do touchdown scores, TJ. Can we do that? I don't know. I love Jack. That'd be cool. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Because that at least has. Hey, under. Because that at least has... Anybody? Under.

Lions and the bucks. Under 51. Right now, odd subject to change. Plays out of plus 1278. Whoa. It's a big number. 1278. Yep.

So it's Packers. Plus two and a half. Giants. Bucks. the te. That is bronze. you're right that is bronze Oh yeah we did we never talked about the fact that white socks Dave now has to be our janitor yeah white socks Dave apparently that video was cut short he said he cleaned it up with soap and water

but then why did you see the remnants of it? I think he tried his best. He texted me last night. He was like, I just re-watched you guys watching it. I didn't know you took out me cleaning it up. We didn't take it out. We didn't take it out. I think that's a little bit bit. That would be a little. He did it really fast. Is it just not, are we being glossed over the fact that he just has all the time a cup

of dip spit on his desk? Yeah, that is a little weird. The booby trap. Not a whole lot of offices you can say, oh that's just my dip spit right there. Yeah. I also, did you guys see White Sox Dave see a deer he he screwed up what he was trying to say what oh wait it was a city deer yeah you saw a city deer you hear what he said no if you don't know white socks Dave think of somebody really dumb but lovable yeah in every way this is also not the first time he spilled dip spit on camera right no I

don't think so a third time? What, listen, this. They're so timid out here. They're so li-baulsy. Wait, wait, wait, what? They're timid and balsy? No, he's like, you used the wrong word. Yeah, the whole, the whole tweet was basically like city, deer or crazy. They're not scared of anything. But he's all thatthey accidentally said the op-

I spotted a little six point buck yesterday here, pull it up, spotted a six point buck yesterday evening in Chicago proper, Crazy House city deer have no fear of people, but you go anywhere else and a twig snapping for 300 yards scares him off. And then he... I won't say it again. They're so timid out here. They're so ti-it-out here. They're so like ballsy. He's talking to himself. He knew he couldn't do a round two of the video. Yeah, wait, he couldn't do a round to delete the video. Post that without sound. Yeah, take the, take the sound out. A lot of options.

I love him so much. Yeah. Yeah, take the take the sound out that part a lot of options. I love him so much. Yeah, but he's going to be the janitor one day. Just for a day. I think we should just do like next time Jerry does a gross Jerry after dark he should have to clean after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'd rather clean theilets than clean up after whatever Jerry does.

I guess Jerry hasn't really done a gross stream. No, he's due. Yeah, he says that he's he got lactose intolerant from from drinking too much milk. Yeah, what he didn't do. Yeah, that happened to me when I did the gallon challenge. Really? Yeah, it was like one of the gallon challenge? Really? I haven't been the same with milk since. Really? Yeah. It was like one of the first things I cut out.

I had to take today that I just don't believe, I just think people who say they're lactose intolerant. I just think people who say they're lactose and tolerant. I thin' the opposite. My tongue, every time I eat ice cream. But also, diarrhea is not a bad thing. Yeah. A lot of times it's relieving. Yeah. I prefer it. To... It's my preferred way to shit.

I swear. Are you still on the buckshot? The diarrhea is like the most efficient. It just comes right out with no strain. It's efficient. But there's always an implied another round to go with diarrhea. Wait, wait, wait. There's always like, it's messy, it gets all over.

It's not harder for me physically to... But I get what you're saying, you feel emptier. Yeah, clear void afterwards. But not true diarrhea, you have, there's more coming. Right, not like the Congolese style that kills you. The American, American diarrhea. Good old-fashioned, diarrhea. Stop diarrhea. Not jungle diarrhea. Those are not jungle diarrhea. Those are Diarrhe. Not hilarious. Those are not jungle dyes. Those are so different they have that it's unfair to call it a suburban diary. You're too many chicken wings.

That Venezuelan diaries been stealing our toilets. Yeah. Good old-fashioned suburban diarrhea. Nothing better. And I feel bad. I think I'm influencing people to take baking soda. Yeah, you are. You're saying it's the best thing to ever do it.

Don't do it. That doesn't, that shouldn't be the green light to do what I do. Are you still on it? Yeah. Every morning, I've decreased the juice. You drink bathing soda this morning. Yes. Wow. Yes. What are the benefits? Diary? People are saying, there's like a long list of like long-term health benefits, but it's supposed to make you work out harder like a performance enhancer. Oh wow Feel less sore It's like an O explode I guess yeah, I think it is like it's like that like a pre-work

What does it taste like it tase like? It? Like are you getting solid during the day? Yeah, okay. Yeah No, huh. It's fine That's awesome. Three two one. I'm gonna say a word you tell me the first person who comes to mine. All right. Three two one fat three two one red Liam three two, one, red. Liam. Three, two, one, corn. Che. Okay, yeah.

That's those, that's actually right. You would. Oh, Che, last day. Yeah, Stephen Chey has been eating nothing but corn for the last three days. Yeah, his poop will just become corn. You didn't zoom in on the photo. Did you ask the picture? Okay. I need to tell you. You asked for it. I did not. I try to get you out of it. I absolutely did not go look at the tapes and said I do not want a at this live golf event we were eating before we went

out and I had like a pasta bar and I got pasta and bollinase sat down, took a bite, looked at my phone, Stephen Chase's picture of his poop and I just pushed the pasta away and I was like I am done. It was the worst timing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do do this show at lunchtime. Yeah, so Che eat for for Julio and Mike, he's eating corn. He's ate corn all week and he also got a vasectomy 10 days ago and we're tracking his ejaculations. Oh, yeah, he's completely real high-level shit. Yeah, that's a lot to add to him.

It's not not only only the fact not only the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact thi thii thi that's not that's not thi that's not that's not that's not that's not thi that's not that's a lot to add. Yeah. It says not to do with the fact that we looked for Brandon's pub the other day. That's separate. Yeah, that was a bonus. And we also have a dating show for our asexual co-worker. Oh, it's a date. Oh, so yeah, he tweets out his number. When can you start ejaculating? I'm getting I have a date where I'm giving a sample, but the goal they said between 40 and 60 so we're trying to get to 50 Did your balls balloon? Like really really oh my buddy got a vasectomy and he, but his reaction makes me think it's my buddy. I had my buddy, I had my buddy Pat come in, Pat Milton, if anybody wants to look him up.

He has one giant nut and we had him come on the show and react to the nut. Yeah, we experienced like that astronaut. Yeah, I think that would be the same. Your arms started with us. It was, that really was. Also, T. I love when we have people who aren't on the act come and visit us because explaining all this shit is very funny because it's like a, we basically step out. It's the astronaut fact. We have to like explain everything we're doing. We should also mention because Clemer just tweeted that he's going to Philly tonight. Oh, nice. We have a guy who's actively going around the United States trying to get a purple hat from everyone.

Nice. So those are all the states he's gotten purple hats from. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Are all those purple? Well, it's a good question. that are remaining without having to see? Yeah. What? Yeah. Everybody can do that? What do you mean? Everyone will.

What do you mean? Plank map of the country? Can you fill it in? Can you? We identify? We are not. We are very, very, can't you? Can you, Julia?

All the Northeaster I don't know why we're all shocked by this. This makes me so angry. It is hard for you like this so much. Go up to the map. I can actually. Julia, you're very well traveled. Yeah. You don't think you can. I think I could. Yeah. Show us point out what state is what. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nebraska. It's the most basic thing that American can do. I also think that it's if you don't watch college football, you're in any of this. I think it's everybody that's born in like New York, New Jersey, they can't do it.

I just don't care. But, oh no, Julia. Before we did this experiment, I would say 97% of people could do it. I'd like to guess which Nebraska is though. You know what? You know what? You know what? Yeah.

Yeah, was that up there, Mike? Oh my God. Mike, show us. It's more common than you think. People like people that you respect. I show us Wyoming. People that you used to respect. Yeah, I know that's what I said. I need to know.

Wyoming. Yeah. Where's think. Fucking up. You feel really good. Yeah. See, we have a guy getting all the purple hats. He's got a budget.

He gets so he can buy him off people. It's pretty much torture. He's going to get Pennsylvania off the board. It's really is. Hawaii is like randomly in the middle of nowhere in case anyone has not. It's nothing random about it. No, no, no, no, no. But like more so even than is obvious. Look at it on Google Maps right now. Scary, scary isolated. It's insane actually. It might be the most remote like archipelago in the world. Ah. I just made that up.

But I mean, what was the word that you just used though? Archipelago. Yeah, what does that mean? I think it's a collection of islands. Yeah, I think it's a collection of islands. Yeah, but I think everyone knows that. Yeah, I did not. And you knew it was that far south? Why is far? It's like tropical Alcatraz. That's crazy. Oh, so you're... But look I'll be the Pacific Ocean. That is further than it seemed to me. So Julia, you're one of those guys that you, we could blow your mind by saying Detroit's farther east in Atlanta. Potentially.

Yeah. Yeah, because I don't think he has like the base knowledge of where Detroit over the shooting. No, no, no, I do. That's not fair because I hesitated on a rash. I can definitely do probably that entire map. But I'm saying like shit like that, you don't always think about it. Like Alaska, far away as fuck. Yeah, also very well known. But again, more so than? Very well known. Isn't there a thing out there that all our maps are wrong and if we really need a scale of some things?

There's that website what's the actual size of? Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, wait, let's look at that. Like everything fits in Africa. Africa is so much bigger than anyone. I think like Irelandland are the weird. Yeah, I mean, so Alaska isn't that big. Look at that. Oh, oh my god. Yeah.

China and the US are almost the same exact size, right? Oh, I don't know. That's China right there, the old one? Oh, that's crazy. Do a Greenland. Greenland, it always blows your mind. Greenland super small. Type in Greenland in the look at this look at that yeah that's Greenland that's crazy. Yeah it's all the part of which country? Denmark. I knew you'd know. Oh yeah what's the

like flirting. Yeah do the type in the true map and you can see Greenland. It's tiny. Type Greenland and just true size of in that bar. Oh, that's crazy. See, yeah, you guys are blowing my fucking mind, dude. And drag her around. Oh, website is this? I think it's just called True Size of. Look at that.

Wow. That's ridiculous. Yeah. That little bitch. It's the northeast really. I mean, still a gigantic island. Yeah, it's huge. It's Algeria. It's wow. That's fun.

that's crazy. Are we sure this is true? Oh, I'm not sure anything. Yeah, who's to say? That is a stark difference. Let's see, can I see Australia? What's going on with that? Yeah, because I think the closer you are to the poles, the more distorted it is? Yeah, let's see Australia. Or is it north the south? So now we're moving off. But is this the same as Ish. Yeah, Australia is huge.

That's it. Oh, do Ireland. What? What? What? What? We need to clear this. Put Ireland on our shit.

Awes. Oh. Oh, thin. It's Ohio. Ireland is Ohio. as a button. Tiny little white. So Ohio. Yeah. Ireland is Ohio. Mm-hmm. The island.

Yeah. Wow. Sick. Thanks Mark. Yeah. That was sick. Now we have to have to play some geo-guessing. Yeah.

It's just triggered me. It's about goddamn time. Oh shit. It's still pretty goddamn bad. Yeah, I realize. It's the entire West. Bigger than Mexico. Damn. Whoa.

Crazy. Shit. It is wild. Oh, fuck. All right. Come on, Che. See you, Nick. Where you going, Nick?

You guys have tiny bladders. All right. We're just... Same side and guess. Stephen Chey is the worst geogester player, but actually I've got the best. Oh, Chevron. Yeah, this is the best part. Oh, we got a lot of gas stations, boys.

Yep. Oh, the best part. Oh, we got a lot of gas stations, boys. Yep. Ooh, there's a street name? Again, street names don't be. Yeah, he goes after the dumbest things. Can only be one state. It's better. This could be heard. This could be heard.

This looks like New Jersey. This looks like South Jersey. I want to say, oh shit, he might be right. Wow. He fucking might be right. God damn it, I think he's right. If he? New Jersey.

Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. There was no front license splits there. That's too high level for the church come on there's a Chevron where do you think Chevron oh my God what is this who these people who are these people why would the people help you there are white people in the state see if I'm a part of a zoo crew

man there's a railroad track that looks like Endra Transit. What? What? I mean this is crazy. This is like a botanical garden somewhere. I never been a one of those. What? There's a lot of places that you're going to find out. Didn't you see a railroad track? I don't know. This park is getting nicer as we... This is like a bad park. It's a great park! Why is it bad? This is probably like some like New York shit. Oh, okay. You only know two states.

I hate that he's gonna be right. Ah. Ah. Ah. Wow. God damn it. Hea. Oh, what?

That's Central Park? God damn it. And you said it sucks. It sucks. The most famous park. The world. This park sucks. Bullshit ass.

Damn it. He got it on the second one. He went into Central Park and he's like, this park sucks. What's this look like, Jay? This is a hard. State Central Park is like, this park sucks. This looks like some southern? What's southern about? Stakes. Brandon, they drive Lexus in the south? Yeah. Do they drive Lexus in the south? They drive Lexus in the south? The gluten-free diet is making him sharp.

Oh, maybe Florida E-looking highway. What does this sign say? Ooh. Infinity. Uh-oh. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Napsen sounds like Florida.

Is it? Napleton? What? Yeah, I guess Florida. I'm not really sure on this. Is it, or Napleton? What? Yeah, I guess for, I'm not really sure on this. I think it's a south. Oh, God. Not too far. That was close.

Don't keep going or tun? Yeah, keep going. It's a great Friday afternoon activity. Oh, no. But Nick, what's the monument one that we did? Oh, this is. I've put you in front to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the monument one that we did? I think... Oh, this is... I have to trade, Che. This is the northeast.

It puts you in front of a monument, you have to say what country. Oh, that's cool. Yes, let's do that. This is a good place to get murdered. Um, I've never been to Maine, or this is kind of this, that type of like Northeast New Hampshire. This is a Massachusetts sea house. Just the roads are in poor condition. I don't know why Massachusetts likes it like that.

The worst thing ever happened was him getting Massachusetts on that high house thing. No, I mean, this is, I think this is going to be right. She's close enough. He's good. thing. No, I mean this is I think this is going to be right. Oh, it's close enough. He's good. I knew Northeast. Where is it? That's, is that Rhode Island? Oh, oh a beach, I think. Oh, a beach, I think. Oh, probably Hawaii. Yeah, probably. Yeah Yeah, I guess so. It could be Indiana. That's a decent little guess.

Oh, I mean this has to be. Oh, is he going to find it? Uh-oh, uh-oh, Julio. Far away, dude, I'm telling you. Nice. All right, wait, do the monuments real quick. What is it? Or what is it called?

It's something like famous monuments. I would just type that in. This is gonna fuck him up. It's gonna fuck him up. So it's basically this, but only famous stuff. I don't know any. Lincoln Memorial. Nice. What would tell you that it was Lincoln Memorial?

We do the Highnoon AdRidge? Yeah. And Mike, you're going to do the gauntlet in a minute. Sweet. High noon, it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fanfaves pairing cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit. The high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time not a long time visit high noon spirits.com before

your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Hi noon. All right. Right after this I'll be streaming with Rudy for the rest of the day. What? What? What? We're beating a Game Boy Advance streaming with Rudy for the rest of the day. What? Doing what? We're beating a Game Boy Advance game. What's the Game Boy Advance? Yugio, the eternal duelist's soul. How silly of me, my bad, I'm so fucking stupid.

I spent $300 on a jacket to wear. Really? Yeah. I'm going to look just like Kaiba. He has a blue eyes. in half. It was meaningless to him. Have you been streaming a lot? No. I don't really do anything a lot. I feel like you'd beat it. Thank you, man. Are you doing it here? No, no, I'm going over to his. Okay. Does he know Yu-Gio at all? No, so I have to teach him. Okay.that be to beat a UGio game? Depends on if you have the heart of the cards, Brandon. Oh, I guess it would. Yeah. Okay. Nice, dude. Did you find it, Che? I'm going home. Come with me? No. Yeah, I think there's a thing.

No. Yeah, I think there's no. Ha. No chance. Zooming on the people. It's got to go Indiana. Ninja Turtles fans. See he's right. Oh, I can't even really walk around. Oh, you're not allowed to move on this one.

It just put you in front of a famous, oh, never mind. Oh, what kind of food they got? I'd look at the famous monument. I'd look at the famous monument. What is this? He keeps... Oh, Asian people. Zah! It's a good indicator.

I see flags. You got gotta hurry up. Oh wait, this bigger continent? Country. Oh, my dear. Oh, I didn't see it. Oh, I didn't see it. Oh, I mean, this has to be China, right?

Oh, yeah. I mean, this has to be China, right? Oh, this bigger continent? That looks awesome. I think you have to be China, right? Oh, it's a big. Mountain is hell, that looks awesome. I think you have to zoom in. You gotta zoom in. Show us. Wow.

I mean, that guy is definitely Asian. What a beautiful place? Yeah. Kind of looks like West Virginia. Shouldn't there be a wall? the wall? They're on kind of someone like that's. Oh, there's no wall, Chad. They're on kind of some like... Oh, that's the rocks! Oh my god.

Bhutan. What's this? Is it Bhutan? I don't know, I saw that like side, one of the best flags. On the side of the rock. Oh, Julio! Good call. Holy shit.

thanks. Dude, I knew her Nebraska. That's insane. That's insane. It's actually insane. Oh, there we go on, Che. Come on. Is that the Coliseum? What does it mean? It's exactly where it? It's the same way you zoom in on states.

Same website. He's got to find the code. He's got to find. Yep. That's, oh no. It's the same as the same. It's the same. Oh. I'm gonna be honest I don't know where Rome is. I know it's in here. Oh my god. You don't know what country Rome is in? No I don't know where. Yep. On the right track. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Nicely done. Oh, man. He's so. Oh, Rome is in Italy? No. What?

Oh, my god. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Come it? Yeah. Come on, Che, where did you think it was? That's almost too on the note. Make it more believable, Che. Make it more believable, Che, please.

I mean- President? Oh, shit. Are you sure about this? This could be a embassy? Embassy. I would look at the architect they did that It's just Maraloga

Never really Yeah bang Nice All right I don't think I'll think I'll think Wow

Wow Oh that's... Is that the Golden Gate Bridge? Is this Alcatraz? Am I on the rock? Am I on the rock? Hell yeah, hey, yeah, I'm the rock? Hell yeah, man.

I'm the rock? Get it. Get it, get it exact. Get it exact. Get it exact. See you can get it exact. Come on. This. Close. Oh no.

Oh, wait. Close. Oh. There we're going to see. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, Stephen.

Where's fun. All right, Mike, you ready for the gauntlet? Yeah. I should take off the shirt. Do you know everything? Do you know everything? Um, I know a refresher would be nice. Okay.

Yeah. Um, cornhole. Soccer, three shots. Once you take your three shots. Once you take your three shots you can shoot from anywhere. So you can get up as close as you want. Wiffleball, you've got to hit a home run above this studio. So you don't have to hit it like self pitch.

Sealing if it's ceiling doesn't count. Football toss through the body armor bottles. That one you're going to want to do like people have been good when they throw it like not straight on the bottle but like one to your left or one to your right. Three point shot three point shot sit down and do Sporkel. Sporkel is just there's like 45 trivia questions you just got to get 10 any category. It doesn't have to be like 10 from one category it could be like one from one one from the other you'll be good at Sparkle quick a gauntlet note Jake Malisek I just found out his car got towed

oh I went to the restroom page from the from here from here yeah why he's dealing with that right now he parked in the employee's only lot. Uh, the employee of the month lot. Yeah. Spot, Jesus Christ. Oh, do we have an update? Who's spot is that? This one? Who could that be? I don't know.

I'd be a shame if he got toed. Huh. So if Jake is off his game, it might be why? Oh, I bet he's got a bunch. Chase had like 15. Yeah. But he Chase said a solid 15 and I didn't like that adjective. I think Chase at 35 and 27 of the were dudes. Okay. Yeah, we should look at one before you go.

Maybe a couple. All right, you ready, Mike? I have high hopes for you. All right. Three, two, one, go. What if Malicex just like an extra beast because he got towed. Whoa! Nice about his back. Nope. Good stop. Strong kick. Oh, what a stop. Right, you're right. Maybe he's...

Oh, motivated. Nice. Flip the left. Holy shit. Wow. Wow. What it... He's, he's crushing the football. Football, football through the... It's got to be the angle. It's holding to be the angle. It's holding the angle. Angle. Angle.

Oh, he's getting pissed. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. Yeah. This guy looks like he's played the Tommy Cutlets before. Yeah. Funeral. This guy looks like he's played the Tommy Cutlets before. Yeah, this guy looks like he's played some funeral ball. This funeral sucks.

He's coming from. That is a very 8th grade thing to do. Yeah, I've done that. Any setting you're just like, yeah, let's throw some ball around. You gotta do it at the fan funeral, dude yeah have a toss big cat in a bunch of eight year olds out in the backyard oh that was bad luck there it is there it is all right so Mike played basketball. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Hooper, baller. Yep, yep. Yep. Yeah, right here, right here.

All right, you have to get 10 total. No particular order. And you don't have to finish every round. I'm out of breath. Yeah. Um, start wherever you want. Ten NFL teams with the most touchdowns all time. I feel like you just do old teams. Sure.

Um, oh, name them? Yeah. Cowboys. Steelers. Ooh. No. Giants. There we go.

Patriots. Um, the chiefs? I don't know now. Original flavors of Lifesavers. The... Uh, fuck. I'm like forgetting team. Oh, eight highest rated movies written by Aaron Sorkin?

The social network? There it is. Um, Jesus Christ, eight? Yeah, but you just need to get 10 total of all of them. Oh, 10 total of all. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Four states which seceded under Lincoln in 1861?

Texas? No? Damn. I don't think so. Um, Georgia? That feels right. Mississippi? What? Tennessee? Why are those not right? Top warehouse? Oh, like grocery stores.

Like mega warehouse stores? Florida? Uh, seven. I feel like those. You gotta just name old NFL teams. Yeah, I guess so. Um, Jets. Damn it.

Fuck, why can I think of a single team? The flavors are probably one. Life-savour, run-of-the-mill flavors. Run-of-the-mill, in terms of just color of the team? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, life-savours. Oh, oh, grape, banana, probably not. What is the country's one with the most? Most exports by monetary value. It's probably just bigger countries. Hispaniola.

Warehouse club, so BJs. You're really falling apart here. I know, dude. It was a good time. All right, BJs, there you go that you're really falling apart. I know dude It was a good time all right PJs there you go Costco Yeah, one more one more one more think a hold NFL teams I don't know dude. Where are we right now?, two for two on the threes is better than any day. Yeah, yeah, that felt good. And you did cornhole in the first shot. Homer was smoothed.

Yeah, thanks, well. The cornhole in the first shot was. Yeah, the t know what, fuck it, I believe you. Thanks, man. All right, how did you against other comedians? Beat me. Oh, you lost the soda. Damn. No, you're a higher than I'm Julio. Yeah, Julia beat you, Sam Talent has the best comedian score. No shit. Yeah, he was a beat. Sam's athletic. Yeah, he was a beast on this. Sam Morel, you beat. Okay, that's huge. Let him know. Oh yeah, he was really upset about it. I'm not gonna leave here like he was like very, very upset. Like what part to was he pissed about?

I think he was just upset with his entire showing and like it was bothering him for the rest of the day No, I'm not kidding. It like that legitimately happened Which is great when someone just walks out of here Just like God damn it those guys were nice, but I fucking hate that Tommy Pope you beat yeah, you beat Tommy put oh Tommy was another one that was you have He was very emotional really upset about that. And he seems like he doesn't get hot, like mad over much. Dude, he is a very emotional fact. Oh, you're being sarcastic.

Oh yeah. Hilarious. I got you, dude. I think we should wait. TJ put a good point. We probably shouldn't do the resumes because we probably should look at him first before we docks people. Ah, yeah. That's true.

So Monday we should maybe do a pre-screening. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been really stupid of us. Also, Malicek would have a chance to have the information leaked to have about these girls. That is, oh, yeah, it's great. resumes. We're not a patient bunch. No. No. Or are very good planners. Bad combo. And then deal with the consequences later. Bad combo when that's the entirety of our job. Are we, do we want to let dudes in this or no? No. No. No. No. No. I think we should. No. No.

The whole show is called he's not gay. Yeah, but he's so why wouldn't we let a couple dude but the show is called he's not gay he is looking for girls I think we should slip a couple anonymous dudes just to make sure he's not gay you just put the one the line res tone toe nail polish on again I'm just saying if there's like 20 girls and's the nature of the guy. All right, so yeah, he's not gay. They're just more fun. Just add a question mark to the show. He's not gay?

Yes. Yeah. Let's put it after not. We put three guys in here and then all of a sudden him and the three guys are just playing Mario Kart off to the side. Like that was the best stage. This was fucking awesome. All right, so no guys. I didn't realize that was the exact title of the show. That would be an awesome twist for he's not gay. Yeah.

Guess what? We're going to test it. Can you read us like maybe an example of like an extra note or? Yeah. What doppelganger? My favorite thing was some, and I didn't go through all of them, but I went through a bunch. It was mainly guys that applied. Okay.

But we did get some women and for it was like one of the questions like Lister vices and one of them wrote ice cream and then parentheses. And one of them wrote ice cream and then parentheses said I'm not fat. Oh, okay. It's a good parentheses. It is. That's hot. To love ice cream and not be fat. Yeah, she might be later. It's really hot. Yeah. She's also not soft. Yeah. No, no fucking irritable bowel syndrome or whatever. Any, what was our hottest three words? Oh, ASU 22? The hottest thing you could say. That's, that text can be finished too. Yeah, that's, that text can be finished.

Yeah. Yeah. That would just be as easy as like a photo. Yeah. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that would just be as easy as like a photo. Yeah, that plays for a photo. Yeah, I could. Can we get shorter than that though? I don't think so. Palm tree emoji. Palm tree emoji. Oh.

Oh, sunglass emoji. Palm tree emoji. Plain emoji. Oh, plane emoji is hot. Yeah. Plain emoji's hot. That's just too, yeah. Yeah, ugly people don't travel a lot. No.

And it's just kind of true. They just kind of stay where they are. Or they find one in place to be. They go there a lot. They go to one spot. That's like when I went to Aruba, it's like the tropical island of Massachusetts. Everybody from New England goes down there. To Aruba? Yeah, dude. It's so weird, you know, thinking you're going to kill your wife. Yeah. Oh yeah. Agree.

Yeah. Kyle, what is, what do the jets have to lose by this week for you to go to Punta Kana? Who the, um, oh, they're playing Titans. Titans. If they lose by 10 plus, I'll go to Cabo. Oh, that's. I'll go to Cabo. Wow. Oh shit. What do you have against Punta Kana?

Someone told me it's like Mexico in the 80s. That sounds like it's awesome. Is that that's good right? Yeah? Is it further? I'm trying to think from here it's probably equidistan? Puntakana? And Cabo? Probably. It might be a little closer. You're asking the wrong crew. Yeah we know Nebraska. We're Nebraska crew. Yeah, we're the guys I got that one right. Okay. We're diarying American. Yeah, we're not. We don't do that. Yeah. That would be terrible if you had to go to Cabo. Yeah. Perfect weather. Oh. Oh. I still got had to go to Cabo. Yeah. Perfect weather. Oh. I still got to go to San Diego.

Yeah. What? He got me a trip. Oh, birthday. Yeah. I got to go to Idaho. You do. Roan has to go to Iran.

Yeah. Kate has to go to DC see see see him tius. I got a greedy on mr. Grudge grave. Oh, fuck true I don't know up dude. Okay, me and you cat. Yeah, we're here. Yeah, I ran kind of seems unlike the others Yeah, a little bit. Have you been now, but I'm about to get my time passport and I can he's slippery, but we'll get him in there. Shit, you know? Have you been anywhere since we last saw you? Since you were chilling with the Taliban?

Out of the country. Last, since last time I saw you guys know, I haven't. I'm itching a little though. Yeah, I want to get out there. You know, oh. Girlfriend's parents right now? Yeah, man. Yeah. But she's gonna be there. Oh, I remember last time. So sex instead of jerking off.

Nice. I mean, we'll see. But it's her shower this weekend. So I'm pulling up like her, like for. Oh, I was like, I was like, rock's jewels, shower sex. Hell yes, bro. Keeping it spicy, bro. Do you not bang at your in-laws house?

I mean, sounds like no. Well, he was, last time he was here, staying in his in-laws without his fiance, so we were trying to get him to jerk off there. We were going to get you to ask, I think. Yeah. Ask. Yeah. I lived at my in-laws during the pandemic with my eight-month-old child and my wife. All I did was jerk off in their house. Oh my god. Fine little nooks.

Wait, when's the wedding? November. We gotta throw you a bachelor party case race. I like that. For Julia. Fuck yeah, dude. That's very nice. I'm touch. I'd be awesome. You haven't said yes.

You've just been saying. That was about. No, wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. That'd be fun. I love that. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. But that you weren't serious. That's what happened. I'm serious. I took that as you've been let down before.

I was hedging. Yeah, you want to get too into it. I'd be honored. Oh, Julia, you're always invited. Thank you. Are you doing a bachelor party? I don't know. Like at the moment moment it's unclear. Somebody just shake him?

I suspect that some of my friends are potentially putting something together, but I don't know that they'll be able to like pull it off or that it's going to work out. So, does that make sense? Yes. Why don't we just get your friends? We'll put you in the corner. We'll give you a case of beer and we'll just watch you. That'd be awesome. That's great. That'll be your bachelor party.

That's really fun. Yeah. I'd do that. I don't know what we've planned here because you've been so, so slippery. That's a rock. That would rock. That you to plan it for me I thought. Isn't that the whole point of the bachelor party? Is Big Cat your best man? I guess I have to be now. Is France in your wedding? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Wait, but I don't have people in the wedding. the wedding, yeah. Well, that was The only direct answer gay was wrong. I don't have grooms him, but he is invited, yes. Oh, he's invited to your wedding. Yes. To both nights, too.

A two-night wedding? It's a two-night wedding. Well, you know, the Friday is like the more intimate thing, and then Saturdays like the big. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Would we have all been invited if it was in Chicago? Probably, yeah. Why'd you look around first? Right at me. I forgot, right at me for us to the left. Can Mincy go to your wedding on behalf of us?

Give a speech. Like, potentially, yeah. Okay. Another eight ball answer. No, no, I'd be open to that. We have to like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, tell, don't tell Hillary, but we'll have him, we'll have him crash and it'll be funny. Babe I have a surprise for you. And before you, some man, she's never. He'll be in the corner talking about, you know, the prospects and LSU to people man. Yeah, that was hard to get an answer out of you

for that last five minutes. I mean, dude, I don't know. I'm sorry. It's okay, you didn't disappoint me. We'll let you down, dad. I think we'll just wait until you come, whenever you come here next, we'll just have to.

Yeah, we'll look at your tour dates from like the next time you have an inconvenient city that you're in. I'll be here beforehand. I'll be back here promoting Columbus on 1013. Fantastic. Alamos, Ohio, funny, bonn. Please come. All right.

All right. Well, everyone go see Mike. Yeah, thank you for stopping by my check out the special please. Yes Sunday what time 7 p.m. Eastern coming out on Chris DeStefano's YouTube channel Like it's the 7 p.m. Eastern that's not there's a football It's like a dude. I didn't even consider that I was the most popular sport ever? All right, let's spin the wheel. Proper wild wheel. Deliciously juicy energy shots and energy companies to deliver the perfect boost. Whenever you need to wake up and stay fun. No weird ingredients, just good, clean caffeine, best-selling flavors are peach.

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