The Yak - Mintzy's Changed Morning Television Forever | The Yak 4-10-23

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello. Hello. It's the Yak. Where's KB? I have no idea. I don't know.

I haven't seen him today. I haven't seen him in days. You look like the smelly kid right now. Yeah, you do look like the smelly kid. You smell like the smelly kid. I'm the smelly kid. Yeah. Where's Brandon? KB's in some hot water. Brandon's not here all kid. I'm the smelly kid. Yeah. Where's Brandon? Maybe he's in some hot water.

Brandon's not here all week. Made me suck his tongue. Yeah. What? Dolly Lommond, man. Dolly Lommond. Dude. Yeah.

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Check him out. Did he have the Dalai Lama sucked a kid's tongue? He asked a kid to suck his tongue. Yeah. Way different. Way more appropriate. He asked consent to suck the tongue. Right.

I'm allowing you to suck my tongue if you want. Right. What was the, was it a tongue sucking event? Maybe. Isn't that how they pass down power? That's how they pick the next Dalai Lama is who sucks the tongue the best. Who sucks it the driest. Can I see a headline about this?

You can see the video. Oh, I want to see the video. Fuck yeah, I want to see the video. So uncomfortable. How old was this kid? I haven't seen it. I'd say like between 8 and 10 maybe. Yeah.

I don't even know if I could watch a kid suck a grown man's tongue. He doesn't suck the tongue. The kid doesn't. The kid is like clearly 8 and 10 maybe. Yeah. I don't even know if I could watch a kid suck a grown man's tongue. He doesn't suck the tongue. The kid doesn't. The kid is like clearly uncomfortable and it's like. I was going to say. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. I don't even know if I could watch a kid suck a grown man's tongue.

He doesn't suck the tongue. Are you there? Okay. Okay. And this is uncomfortable. Wait, it gets worse. Oh, God. I haven't seen it. Look, I'm going to stick out my tongue. Wait, it gets worse. Oh, God. I haven't seen it.

Look, I'm going to stick out my tongue. You suck it, and then the little kid's like, uh, I really don't want to do that. What the fuck? Oh! No. Okay, a couple things. I would suck the dolly lime's tongue.

As a grown man, you would. As a grown man. What if that's, like, a life of happiness That you get Like kissing the Blarney Stone Or licking a poisonous toad Yeah exactly It could give you something It's probably literally what priests said to little kids

Yeah you're right Two I understand I'm not going to defend the Dalai Lama But He's clearly in his old, old, old brain phase where he forgets where he is. And he just does, like, he definitely gets his tongue sucked all the time. That's not the first time he's had his tongue sucked.

Right. And you just forget where you are. And it's like, oh, yeah, I'm at home. I'm going to have this kid suck my tongue. Yeah. He was saying old people get away with more creepiness sometimes because it's like, oh, it's just an old guy. It's like, no, that's still fucking weird, man.

I didn't just sniff everyone's hair. I would have swung on that, dude. You see it. His videos, I don't know if they're doctored, but when he's just sniffing hair. That's not normal. I'm shocked that this religious leader who has unchecked power is using it for this evil. Appalled.

You normally don't see it. I'm shocked. Why is it always little boys, though? What is so attractive about little boys? We all used to be pedophiles, so what? Yeah, but I was always into little girls, not little boys. True.

You were so into them. Hey, you've got to explain it to us. You were into little boys. It little girls not little boys you were so into them hey you gotta explain it to us as someone who used to be this isn't about little boys something about a little boy that just gets grown men it's the mischief it's the mischief

it's uh ugh we should never hear about a religious leader who's fucking little girls it's always little boys dude I never imagine if a religious leader

got caught fucking like a hot babe yeah that would rock wasn't there an HBO series like the The Pope, about that or something? Young Pope. Pope. Young Stroke, bro.

He was piping these bitches down. TJ, will you please put Dalai Lama on my wheel? Young Pope was swag. Oh, no. Oh, God. I mean, come on. Someone's got to suck someone's tongue just to see what it's like. Have you ever made out with someone who was really bad at it and they went for the tongue suck?

Yeah, like real sloppy? Yeah, I feel like I've experienced that. I only kiss really good kissers. Wily old vets. You might get sucked into a portal. It might be a pathway to nirvana. It's one of those ones that you're like, I don't want to do this, but it is the Dalai Lama.

Let's see where this ends up. You think about the story, just like, yeah, well, I mean. Right in my 20s, so I could say something at brunch the next day. You guys won't believe whose tongue I sucked last night. You think it was definitely suck? How do we know it's suck? Or was it maybe, oh, let's both put our tongues out. Like Michelangelo's David.

Well, apparently he says something beforehand. He says, suck my tongue. He says whatever he said got translated. That could mean anything. He could be just singing the Chili Peppers song. Suck my tongue! He issued a notes app apology on his official Twitter. It's Alilama, David.

It's Alilama? Issued a notes app apology. Notes app? Where he's like, I was just joking around. That's the way I joke dude. It's Alilama? Yes. Issued a notes app apology. Notes app? Where he's like, I was just joking around. That's the way I joke around. It's locker room talk. Yeah.

Oh my God. Yeah. He often teases people he meets. He gets everyone to suck his tongue. Bro, that kid's dad should have blown

his brains out. Like that old 70s video. Yeah. Who's that guy? I don't know. Is that legend who didn't serve a day of jail time? Did he not serve a day? Remember the guy in court?

The dude's always throwing it on the timeline. That video fucked me up so much when I was younger. Which one? I was thinking of Bud Dwyer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That destroyed me. I remember one of my buddies was just like, hey, watch this. Yeah. Dwyer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That destroyed me.

I remember one of my buddies was just like, hey, watch this. Yeah. We were in like sixth grade. You kind of have to watch it. Yeah.

I was young. That video's nuts. Yeah. But this other one is heroic, the one that I'm talking about. The one that

Nadeau throws on the timeline. Nadeau's throwing wild shit on the timeline. He had some guy getting attacked by a cock. And the guy died. But he didn't. Oh, he didn't?

He didn't bleed out. He bled out. And then everyone just started replying like, no, he went to the hospital and got stitches. He was fine. If a rooster kills you, that's the most embarrassing. You can't have yourself getting killed by a rooster. How do you show up to the bar after that? Yeah. You can't have yourself getting killed by a rooster. How do you show up

to the bar after that? You die by a cock. At cockfights, they put knives on their little hands, don't they? They might. I think they do. I think they put little... Either way, I'll never die. You can't die by chicken. I'm never going to die.

We'll see. I actually kind of believe you It's my best bit yet Yeah You haven't done it yet? Nope This is bad This is bad

I know Tomorrow once you're dead We'll be like oh I was trying to talk Jay into jumping out of an airplane I was like I've done it Didn't die Yeah

Jay why won't you do it One for one He can't He can't He's not I've done it. Didn't die. Yeah. Jay, why wouldn't you do that? One for one. He can't. He can't. He's not going to, but he should have. I was explaining to him. I was like, what's the worst?

If you die, no one can be mad at you. Yeah, they can. A family may be mad. Not really. It's an unnecessary risk. You're dead. You think they're going to be mad? Be like, he doesn't get a funeral? My mom would be pissed if I died.

Really? Yeah. I thought Mincy was about to die. Oh. Oh, my God. I thought that he almost did die. We have footage. So for, I think, I mean, he was trending on Twitter all of Saturday.

And he's trending again today, I think. Yeah, for anyone who doesn't know. He's incredible. Mincy did his 10K, and the goal was to get under 60 minutes. And if he did, I would donate $10,000 to Hogs for the Cause. Todd Graves, I think, still donated a participation trophy. Don't like that. He didn't do it.

But I'm giving him a second chance live on the act. What is the date? Wednesday, April 26th. Stakes need to be higher if he loses, though. Well, it's got to be 59 minutes now. Okay. So I shaved off a minute, and I think he can do it. What?

A minute 30 from his last time. Yeah. He did say that he was, like, weaving through the crowd. I believe. But, I mean, we've got to talk to him. We've got to call him. We've also got to see his footage. I was on Wake Up Mincy this morning.

Great, great show. Go watch it. Your tech was bad, though. You kept on freezing up. You know what it is? It's the construction in our neighborhood. Oh, it's so brutal. They were doing drilling on one of the Wi-Fi lines.

That fucking Brooklyn drill music. Yeah, on the cellular lines there. Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, you kept on freezing up. It looked tough. But other than that, it was a good show by Mincy. It was a great show by Mincy. He did get hot-miked at the end.

I didn't hear that. You play it. TJ, do you have the hot mic of Mincy at the end? Yeah, he was shaving. I mean, he's just an electric factory of content. Yeah. So he had everyone. He was trending on Saturday.

He had everyone waiting with bated breath, and then he just went silent for like the last 15 minutes. And you should have known then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he didn't do it. He's going to get a chance to do it again.

We're going to put it like, he's going to be in a track in like the lower third, and we're just going to have him running. We do a regular yak one day. I think that weaving through traffic is a valid excuse to slow him down, but I don't think that he's factoring in the fact that he was running with other people. That speeds you up when you're running with a stampede with a group of people. So having him on the track alone, there might be some variables in play that slow him down. He also, and I guess we can ask him this question, in his training,

I don't think he ever ran a 10K. No. No, he ran like a four. He kept on being like, I ran four miles really fast. Yeah. The hardest part is the last mile, I would assume. I think, yeah. Every step's probably harder than the last. I mean, it is genuinely impressive how fast he ran.

I couldn't have done it. Very impressive. What was it, 35 seconds? 35 seconds over. We missed it by, so he was like right there. I was a little confused when he had a rant for the haters. He was like, 70% of you thought I couldn't run it under 60 minutes, and I went out there and I ran it.

Yeah, he did. Those people were technically correct. Yeah, they're correct haters. He did impress me, but he also did not run it under 60 minutes. Right. Haters won this round. Haters won this round. He would have gotten it if he wasn't wearing a pair of capris that probably weighed 13 pounds.

He was wearing like and one mixtape shorts down to his fucking ankles. He looked like that guy that played for Valpo. Yeah. That's St. Bonaventure. St. Bonaventure. Yeah, yeah. St. Bonaventure. St. Bonaventure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why new shoes?

Yeah. I think rule one of all running. Yeah. All shorts look a little bit longer on him because he has no ass. Yeah. Yeah, what if those were just like five-inch inseam shorts? Artem from Blattman. Yeah.

TJ, do you have the clip of his hot mic? See you guys on Wednesday at 8 a.m. Central. He looks good. All right, and we're out. Damn, dude, I don't know about this 5.30 stuff. I'm exhausted. I'm woke to this. You think so?

Yeah. Who is he looking at? Is there someone there? He's looking everywhere. I think there's got to be a producer there because whenever Big Cat was fake freezing on him, he was like, I don't want to be here. His producer did a gambling segment.

That was a rare bout of anger. He got angry. I know he did. Wait, what did he say there? He also should have seen that coming because I used to do the freeze face all the time on the rundown back in the day. I miss being able to do that.

Dave and Kevin are very woke to it. They know that. So it's like I have a chance to do a throwback here. Yeah. New audience. Still hits. Still hits. It's like telling a joke to someone who's heard it for the first time.

Well, I was like, I woke up giddy this morning. I was like, I can't wait to fake freeze. Oh, you had it in the holsters? You had it planned? Oh, yeah. Were you afraid you lost it? Oh, I had it in the holster? You had it planned? Oh, yeah. Were you afraid you lost it? Oh, I think, yeah. I mean, it had been a long time.

They fucked you by the, so the guy opened the door behind you. I know, I know. He opened it while I was frozen. You were dead still. The guy behind him's not frozen. Yeah. I added a wrinkle this time, though, because usually I'll fake freeze and just stay fake frozen. This time i did i

answered his questions like on a delay yeah oh okay good yeah i want to thank you for pledging 10 000 two hogs for the cause uh you made it a 60 minute thing for the crest city 10k yeah i missed it by 35 seconds i know y'all kind of talked about on the act last week. Maybe this is the best result because it sets up a redemption one. I still thought I put out a damn good effort. Is that an actual kitchen? That's his set. It's in his living room. Well, we're not getting any response from

Big Cat, so we're just going to keep shaving and talking about the race. As I completely butcher my face. Hopefully at least I have a fucking hairline. Yeah, the hairline. So I ended up 60-35, so Big Cat did not have to pledge. Did he have hair up there on the forehead? I thought you did a really good job.

Oh, yeah. You're running hard, man. I was surprised. You're running hard. I mean, you don't get any of the money, but you're running hard. You're doing a good job. That is a high shave. It was a hell of a performance by you.

Where's the Stella Blue branding? After that, I could have any cup of coffee I wanted. There's no brand pushing me. Was it not on the screen? I didn't see any Stella Blue. Oh, no. You're going to need your money back. We're going to have to have a meeting.

He also drank a cup of coffee at the beginning that was just unmarked. Oh, no. He didn't eat a part of coffee at the beginning that was just unmarked. Could have any. Oh, no. He didn't eat a part of my cheesesteak. Damn it, dude. What time was this at? 8 a.m.? 8 a.m. his time.

That's our time, right? No, he's central. He's in New Orleans. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Do you guys know a lot of people that shave that traditional way? He's going to cut himself.

Yeah. That would actually be great for viewers. Is that every episode? He's going to shave every. Yeah. That would actually be great for viewers. Is that every episode? He's going to shave every episode? I think so. Looks like he did a good job. That's a good job.

The segment should be called Shaving Points, and it should be about his gambling picks. Right. There's a cup of coffee. A discreet cup of coffee. Chugging it. Chugging hot coffee to start his day. All right.

Wait a minute. I think that was an empty cup of coffee. Yeah, I don't think that was anything in that cup. Hey, keep playing. What did he go into after that? That was the intro. Weekend review. Oh, and then he did weekend review.

This weekend was holy weekend. I mean, it was Easter. It was Good Friday. So, good Christian I am. Went to church on Good Friday. And then I went to bed. You did three different segments. Weekend review, sports weekend review, and college baseball weekend review. And did they do the weekend joke dang early. I was nervous, anxious about the Crested City 10K on a Saturday.

There was a Stella Blue sponsored segment, I believe. Wasn't there like a mincey? After me. You pulled a sponsorship? Oh, there it is. There it is. All right, let's see this because I want to review this. It's your mind right segment of the week.

It's your mind right segment. It week. Look at his face. It's your mind right segment. It's pointed out to all you haters. Everybody crapped on me about this 10K race. I put the poll up. 76% of people said I couldn't do it. The amount of hate I got on Twitter, fat, obese, no chance he finishes, going to use right hamstrings, excuse, blah, blah, blah. We all can all kiss my ass because I ran 60 minutes and 35 seconds.

I'm proud of that effort. I may have not gotten another 60 minutes, but I still feel like a winner. Yeah, it's a small victory speech, probably. But damn it, I weigh like 320 pounds. If I can run a 945-minute mile pace for a 10K, I'm damn proud of that effort. Y'all need to get y'all's minds right. Quit hating on me because I'm going to keep proving everybody wrong. But he didn't.

That's your segment, man. I'm a fan. I am too. Who isn't a fan? The show sounds awesome. He's the man. It's awesome. He's the man, And that time was impressive.

It was. He's got to keep doing it. Is he acting like he's not going to do it? All those correct fucking haters. Fuck you. Yeah. Why do you say that 5.30 shit's killing him, though? Wasn't the show at 8 o'clock?

Well, he's doing it from a studio. Oh, right. So I think he had to get there around 7. Probably had to wake up at 5.30. Get his mind right. Shave before he shaved. That's what I'm saying. I think it should just be wake up at 5.30. Get his mind right. Shave before he shaved. That's what I'm saying. I think it should just be,

wake up, Mincy should just be from his house. That wasn't his kitchen? No. It was a set. It didn't look like a set. I don't mean that in any way,

but look at his actions. That's a functional kitchen. That's the magic of television, a little something. He turned on the sink. Is he just driving to another kitchen? Yeah, pretty much.

And then taking a nap in another bed. Oh, yeah. He starts by waking up. No, no, no. After. He was so tired, he just happened to take a nap in a bed. There it is. 5 a.m. Is it every day? Or three days a week? Three days a week.

I love how he could fully have made... Wake Up Mincy could take place at 5 p.m. if he wanted to. And he was like, I'm gonna do it at 7 in the morning. Yeah. Iup mince could take place at 5 p.m. if he wanted to. And he was like, I'm going to do it at 7 in the morning. Yeah. I think eventually it will take place at 5 p.m. Yeah. Go to sleep, mincey.

I mean, he could just pre-record it whenever he wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is also true. Do we have him on the phone? We do. Mincy. I feel like y'all were trolling me for the last 10 minutes because I've been on literally everything y'all just said. Oh.

Well, we were only saying correct things. We loved the show. Oh, no. It was good. It was lovely, man. The people were talking. That's all you can hope for. He does get to talk.

Yeah. Do you think that impassioned speech at the haters, the haters were correct. Well, I mean, yeah, but so what, you know? Okay. Yeah. Yes. I mean, I feel like the hate I caught, the hate I caught, like,

I mean, I know I didn't do it, but, like, people, nobody thought I was going to even be close. I mean, the hate I was catching was, like, 75 or 80 minutes. That's true. I mean, if we're being fully real, not send a person to this room. Everybody said I couldn't do it. It wasn't like, oh, this is going to be bang, bang within 35 seconds. It was like, no, you have no chance by, like, 10 minutes plus.

Oh, I was impressed. I don't know. It's like, okay, I'll expand on this for a second. Sue Feiner was lighting me up about it. Just calling me a huge failure. Just like, you should be ashamed of yourself. You should go on social media. Just like, call me a failure.

Man, just that, dude. I like weighed like 320 pounds three years ago. If I'm running a 10K in 6035, I mean, there's no way I could be ashamed of that. On the journey I've been on, hell no. I agree with you, Mincy. I was very impressed. I was very nervous that you were going to do it.

Although I would love to donate. I'm excited for the redemption. I think you're going to get it in the redemption. I feel pretty good about it. I mean, you know, I really do. I think I sounded like I was making excuses because I kind of was Saturday. i mean i admit it but i mean i i don't know i was sprinting so the dry even 200 yards we didn't catch on camera me pulling up dry even like 200 yards and finish you have that okay well that there's like dude like it's not the one at the end that everybody

saw there's another one where i tried to kick it in overdrive and City Park hit the last curve. I started just shaking, dude. I mean, it was bad. I think that might have been 10, 15 seconds. I don't think I'd have made it, but it would have been bang, bang. But, you know, what are you going to do, man? I mean, that's still a real good effort.

I lost the race, like I said. I thought I was going to try to post 920 miles the first couple of miles, and I ran like a 940 that first one. I think that's where I lost the race. That was my daughter, by the way. I accidentally opened up her bedroom app. She was screaming. Oh, I thought it was on Mincy's end.

Oh, no, no, that was me. A big secret Mincy has. That was me. Mincy, I am very proud of you i do i was happy that you failed on saturday just because selfishly i wanted to see you do it on the yak like you understand that oh no i totally get it i think you know you know the barstool thing big cat it's always like an organic, funny thing that a lot of times failing ends up being better. It's just like the way things break organically. And Todd Graves and Kane still honored the 10K.

PFT gave five and has five more on the line. Do you think that's a little bit dirty money because of the participation trophy? People were trying to pressure me into donating. It's like, listen you we we made the the deal i'm giving you a second shot i want to donate but i can't i don't if we don't if we if it's not real then what are we doing you do i i'm not saying it's anything wrong i mean you're giving me a second chance it's more than generous i didn't even do it i just think it's good you know anything that's going that way is positive okay i agree cool because i'm building my relationship with kink and i'm building my relationship with canes and we did a lot of you know todd and i did that

video they got over a hundred and some thousand views that did real well you know i got some content with them out of it and i think they're real happy with it so i think that probably was part of it too so so mincy let's talk about uh in three in three weeks wednesday april 26th so we're gonna find a track uh you got to do it under 59 minutes yes that's fair though i think that is what you said it's gonna be open track well who knows what the hell the yak no no no no no the only thing i'm gonna say is you don't get a pacer, but you do have someone who can yell out your mile times. Okay. We'll see if – I think it would be hilarious if Sue Varner was the person

doing that after he was, like, so hard on me after I knocked him. Love it. Like, I think that would actually be really – I think that would be really, really funny. I also would love to figure out – is there a track anywhere near here? It's not a full size, but there's one at Chelsea. Even better. Like ninth and.

What is it, like a. 26th. What do I have to do, 73 laps? Yeah. It's probably like. Two miles is 20. Yeah, probably like an eight. 2.2 miles is 25 laps around a regular track.

Well, I was thinking maybe we do, you do the track and then you finish like the Olympics. You know the Olympics, the marathon, they finish in and then you finish, like, the Olympics. You know how the Olympics, the marathon, they finish in the stadium? You run back to the office and finish in the office. And we'll, I will. Whatever. I'm like, hey, we'll take it to the streets, whatever. We'll have the clock pause every time you have to actually stop. So it will be totally, like, if you have to stop to cross the street,

anything like that, we will pause it. We'll honor that time. We won't count that against you. And I want there to be a case with $10,000 here. Mincy, if you have a torch, and if you're over the time, you have to burn the money. Yeah.

No, no, no. I'm allowing you to. Oh, wow. We'll have some kids here, too. They inhale the smoke. Yeah, we'll have the family smoke. Oh, yeah. Good call. We'll have some of the kids over at Hogs for a call.

Yeah. Kids from the Shriners commercial. Either get the money or have to inhale it. That's a half mile. Four years old, just watching their money go toward them getting lit on fire. They'll get the money. They'll get the money one way or the other. All right, so that's the track.

That was perfect. Oh, that is perfect. I have a couple. I heard y'all asking stuff about the show stuff, so I'll clarify what's going on on that too. So I rented out the Boot Crew Media Studio in uptown NOLA. So it's only like, I mean, I did have to drive to the studio, but it's like five minutes from the house.

I only got up at 530 a day because it was the first show, so I got there at 6 a.m. like real, you know, anxious, nervous. Like, wasn't too nervous, but just really wanted it to go well on the first day, you know. And so that is an actual kitchen. So it's in the studio, but it is an actual kitchen. It's not a set. They So it's in the studio, but it is an actual kitchen. It's not a set. They have a kitchen in the studio.

And I do have a producer with multiple cameras. And, yeah, so we're trying to, you know, my thought is, look, trying to go. I felt like I can't stand up about Corey Rutledge. He's definitely a big area of it. A lot of these ideas have come from him. And I just can't thank him enough for his help i think he's an unbelievable uh director of barstool and i'm just lucky to have a relationship with him um that all started when i rediscovered louisiana we got some good friends

down there and that's that he saw a lot of stuff down here and a lot of these ideas started down when we filmed in the fall and this is kind of a carryover of that, to be honest. But, yeah, so, I mean, we're just starting, though. We've got so many funny, creative ideas. I mean, we can go anywhere with this thing. I mean, I can't even wait. Some of the stuff I got planned for Wednesday, I just can't – I can't even wait for y'all to see it. It's going to be outrageous.

Big cat froze again, fuck no i'm here i'm here hey i'm here i'm here i thought you froze again on me say what were you saying we let out you the last time the last thing about we lost you at cory rutledge i was just saying corey i'm lucky to have the relationship i have with cory it all started when we did Rediscovering Louisiana with Nick. You were part of it. KB were part of it as well. And we got to be good friends then. And I think he was down here in NOLA and kind of saw some potential

in some of the stuff. He just took an interest in me. And, you know, he didn't get paid. He's like the consigliere of the show, and he's doing it out of the goodness of his heart. You know, a lot of the ideas we're executing are definitely coming from him. And I just got to say thank you, you know. Not losing me again.

Ben, Ben, Ben. Damn it. Hello? Ben. I'm here. I heard you just say my name, and then we lost you. You said Nick and KB. Yeah, I was just saying the rediscovering of Louisiana is when I started hanging out with Corey and building a relationship with him,

and this is the carryover of that. What would you say his role is, though, in your world? I would call him that. I want to officially name him the Cotigli area. Ah, okay. Got it. That's nice. He's just totally like an advisor and has given tips.

And then my producer and I text him and he gives pointers and stuff, it's great. Lucky to have him. I can't wait for y'all to see what we've got planned Wednesday. I guess we have Wednesday. It's going to be something. I can promise that. Damn it. All right, I'm cutting out.

Ben. Oh, no, you're here. You're here. I don't know what's going on with my phone. It's all right. I don't know if y'all are calling me. The consigliere and then the cutout. I think it's us.

He's almost like a consigliere, though. Corey is. You think that's fair? I feel like y'all are. Is Corey the consigliere or is the guy in New Orleans? No, Corey. Oh, okay. All right.

So, wait. What do you got planned for episode two? I'm excited. I believe, I guess I'll go ahead and preview it. The special guest is going to be Pierre the Pelican. What? Oh. Fuck yes.

How'd you get him? So, Pierre, and apparently there's going to be an interview with Pierre about his worst nightmare. Wait. Wait, does he talk? Mascots don't talk, Ben. Well, I mean, on'm not sure they do. Oh, hell yes.

You got to. Fucking, I like this. I like this. All right, so. Yeah, well, Pelican's playing games Wednesday night, so got to do the Pierre thing while it's still going. I love it. So are you going to keep training?

I don't want you to get off your training here. Yeah, no. See, honestly, I mean, I'm just going to keep training? I don't want you to get off your training here. Yeah, no. See, honestly, I mean, I'm just going to keep rolling because, I mean, I kind of didn't get to run as much as I'd like because I was, you know, dealing with the – I got the dry needling on the hamstring, fixed the right hamstring problem. I've been getting it once a week. It's been helping.

But, yeah, I'm going to keep rolling with the training. I'm going to start running. I'm going to run tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to keep going, man. Dry needling. You're dry needling? Is that acupuncture? Is that acupuncture?

Yeah, it's like acupuncture for hamstrings, but it really helps, man. Okay. Nice. Dry needling is like the consigliere of running. Of your legs. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Well, Mincy, you're hot, man. Like, trending on Twitter every day. When you're hot, you're hot, man. Like, trending on Twitter every day. When you're hot, you're hot, baby. We got to keep it rolling. You know, I'm excited about the show, though, because I really think this is a big point for me in my arc with Barstool. I think we really may have found something here,

and I think it can go anywhere. And so I'm just excited to keep building on it and keep proving to y'all I can wake up in the morning and go to work. I love it. I love it. I love it. All right, well, Mincy, we'll talk to you later, man. Thanks so much. We'll see you in a couple weeks.

Yeah, Wednesday, April 26th. And, hey, we'll do the morning show. We'll do Wake Up Mincy in the office on that Wednesday, April 26th, too. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. That's a lot on your plate. For sure.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to try to bring my producer with me up there for it, too. BYOP, yeah. It'll be great. Yep. Mincy, what about merch? Merch is coming. I emailed Paul earlier, so I'm working on it right now.

I love it. I love it. All right. I would want a shirt that's like the entire shirt is your face with shaving cream on it. I love that. The Wake Up Mincy logo, you've seen the logo with the robe and the face, and if we could throw, you know, and have the Stella Blue coffee mug in it, I mean, I think that's the way to go.

I want a shirt that's just your entire face. The shirt is your face. The shirt is my face, okay. Yes. I mean, I'm sure we can make that happen. I would like a play on Don't Wake Daddy Where it's wake up Mincy

Oh With him shooting up in the bed I like that as well Fly off the show Sounds like we got some options You gotta get dry needled On camera I'm trying to see you get

Acupunctured in your hammies I can do that Yeah I can do that I'll talk to Corey You can do that I'm supposed to go this week So I'll see what I can do Alright Love it Yeah talk to Corey. You can do that. I'm supposed to go this week, so I'll see what I can do. All right.

Love it. Yeah, maybe a segment, a pre-taped segment. That would be awesome. Yeah, we could probably do it right now. I think that would probably help my friend Jackie's doing it, probably help her business, you know? Hell yes. Local business champion.

Yeah, we'll do it. Okay. Awesome, Mincy. Thank you, man. Yeah, thank you, Big Cat. I really appreciate you being the first guest, even if you froze. Yeah, that's my bad. It's construction, yeah.

That was funny, though, because I wasn't like an old school foolie, really. I only got into it a few years ago. That was a perfect joke on me because I didn't watch all those old school rundowns. What are you talking about? That was perfect. I was frozen. I mean, clearly, even though I was on

the phone call the first 10 minutes. Oh, fuck. Damn it. Not even I can get trolled on this one. Well, Mincy, I will come back on and I'll

make sure I have good Wi-Fi next time. Anytime you want, you just tell me I'm on. I must have frozen. He's doing it back

to me. You motherfucker, you doing it back to me? You motherfucker, you doing it back to me? Hang up. That was it. He always leaves you wanting more. This fucking guy. What a legend.

Do we have some of his clips, TJ? Oh, so this is from the GoPro? Yeah, he gets rid of the GoPro like four minutes in. Okay. Does he just throw it to the side of the road? He was wearing it on his head, and like four minutes in, he's like, I can't do this anymore. You got to take it.

And he hands it off to his pacer. And his pacer films him or no? Nope, just his pacer wears it on his own head. That's so cool. All right, let's see the start and then maybe the pass off. it on his own head. That's so funny. Oh. All right, let's see the start and then maybe the pass off. This is great.

At the end, and then we'll get the recording and we'll be like, out. This is my suit. Okay, so it starts right when we go past. He's getting it.

Look at him go. Is he running yet? Get some momentum. Oh, look at that. Smoke. Smoke, a little fog. He's walking across the start line. Hey, you got to get yourself going.

Yeah, get going. Yeah, he started behind the walkers, too. Yeah, no wonder he had to weave. Tell him to hurry up a lot. Here he goes. There it is. Bang. We're off.

Ew. Oh, this would have been awesome to watch the whole thing. I'm going to pass it all those ladies. Good job, Mincy. I want to see the weaving. Yeah, I want to see the whole thing. Me, too. All right, here it is. This is a simulation. This, I want to see the whole thing. Me too. All right, here it is.

This is a simulation. This isn't real. This is not real. This is real. We got cut off. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

You don't want to start behind the walkers. Yeah. I was on him. There's a guy with a baby stroller. How did he start behind the walkers? This is all his fault. You get put in the group with people as fast as you. You don't get to. That's his pace. This is his pace group. Oh, he's flying his fault. You get put in the group with people as fast as you. Like, you don't get to.

That's his pace. That's his pace group. Oh, he's flying by everybody. There's multiple people with strollers. What the fuck? Oh, Mincy, what are you doing? Oh, no. Big tripping hazard on the end.

Oh, no. Oh, he's in the water. Oh, no. Get out of the way. This is awesome. I love this. No wonder he was 60-30. He's going to crush the time.

He would have had it in 55 minutes. That was good. On the track. This probably is right here what screwed him. Like he would have had it were it not for him. Why is this so relaxing? Get it full screen. I don't want to look at us.

This shit is smooth. Yes. Mince. What are you doing? What a horrible idea. Oh, Mincy. It's like invading Russia in the winter. Just don't do this.

Oh, this is insane. This is bad. You lost way more than 30. Oh, no. I would be irate. Mincy's not like a super tall guy, but he seems like he's towering over all these people. These are the children. Oh, no.

Oh, Mincy. Must have been panicking. Yeah, this is hard to watch. He's losing his pacer. I mean, what are some of these people doing? Hogs for the cause, bro. You've got to go around these people. Get in the bushes, Mincy.

There you go. There you go. Hit the left. Oh, no. Find your lane, Mincy. There you go. There you go. Hit the left. Oh, no. Find your lane, Mincy. There it is. Now you can open up. I can't wait to watch this live.

I know. It's going to be incredible. He's just going to be in the bottom corner. Just running around a track. We're definitely going to end up watching him just the whole entire time. There we go. There we go. Now he can breathe.

Okay. Picking it up. Yeah, and he said his first mile was 20 seconds behind pace. Yeah. And the breathing's not so heavy. Oh, look at that. Oh, holy shit. Oh, my God.

Is that... Is that St. Bolt? Is that Flojo? Yeah. Mincy's got a steady pace going. She's going for it too early. You can tell the camera's starting to bother him. It's like his pacer's, like, wanting to open it up a pace going. She's going for it too early. You can tell the camera's starting to bother him.

It's like his pacer's wanting to open it up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, the pacer's got a lot in the tank. Yeah. He might get injured going this slow. Yeah. Steps very deep. Running sucks so much. Oh, my.

It really does. It's brutal. I would already be like, all right, we got another hour of this. Worst case scenario is you're bored to death. A few people were like, yeah, you should do it. And I was like, no. Yeah. Worst case scenario is you're bored to death and in tons of pain.

Yeah. Just so we're clear, Mincy was going to run this regardless of me offering the money or not. But he also hasn't got passed by anyone. He's only passed people. Yeah, that's a good point. Wow, the lady. The lady on the outside right there on the right, she's cruising. If he can catch green shirt, he's going to catch green shirt.

Green shirt's got the full sleeves. Compression socks. Speed Damon. Why doesn't every person wear headphones? I like this guy in the yellow. He's got a nice. He's got a nice... He's got a good stride. Yeah, solid stride.

He's kind of floating. Why does it... It looks like they're all like... It looks like the pizzer's walking. The pizzer is walking. You know. From this angle, it looks like they're all climbing up in 90 degrees. They're going their way to heaven.

The steepest hill of all time. He's uncanny. He's moving. Yeah, I know. They're going their way to heaven. This is the steepest hill of all time. He's moving. But his head is straight down. There we go, there we go. Look, he's not getting pat. Oh, he doesn't. And he hears, out of the way, on your left. That's what it feels like to be on Kennedy.

Look at those shorts. Wait, I need to get back. I want to be on Kedavon. Look at those shorts. Wait, I need to get... Can we get back? I want to see the shorts. You've got to see the shorts, dude. They're down to the fucking ankles. They're right down to the ankles. He's going to trip on himself. Oh my god. I mean, dude.

Such a legend. If he had his... Look at the Pacers shorts. Yeah, get shorts like that. It looks like they bought a pair of pants and they cut off his shorts from the bottom of Mitzi's pants. He's wearing the same pants like Aladdin wears. So why didn't the guy, when they pass off the GoPro,

why didn't he put it facing back? I wouldn't mind seeing what the GoPro looks like on that guy, though. Did they just switch it? Does he turn around at all? Definitely steadier. They're not going uphill anymore. I can also hold it in my hand if you need to. I feel like it's slipping. Looks okay. Yeah, it's fine.

I'm fine. I feel good. That pace was. Look up. We could have talked full breath. Yeah. I hadn't turned up the music at all yet. I'm about to.

Oh, shit. This thing's bad, though. This GoPro's a problem. He wants him to volunteer to take it so bad. Yeah. If we need it. Yeah, we have to lose it. We lose it.

It's just we got to get this done. This guy with the knee brace. Well, I'll just say I can hold it and it'll still be there. It's so bad I can hold it and it was the first person okay? Yeah, you would try that we try that Now put on backwards right In effect is all Yeah, oh man How does he not put it on backwards? We have any other mincey video? At the end.

All right, so let's go to the end, I guess. I think a pacer probably helps a lot. Yeah. It's like you're like, I just have to be running as fast as this guy. These people are already done. Oh, no. They're going. Oh, no. Where's the finish line?

Love to see him. Oh, no. How close is he? Yeah. I think that start, if he doesn't do that start, he gets it. Yep, I think so, too. Yep, in our department, lives matter. There it is.

You can see it. Sweet. Oh, brutal. So close. That sucks. Do you think the guy at the pacer told him or just waited until the end? I want to hear. I think he's going to crush it when he does it on the track.

I think he's going to blow it up. Yeah. I sometimes think track is harder mentally, though, because you know exactly how far you have to go. What was that? Oh, it was 22. Oh, that's nice. Look at him go.

He did so good. Yeah. What a beast. Is this on with the camera? I mean, truly. No, but. Look at him. He's beating some good-ass dudes.

Yeah, he did. Dude, those shorts are insane. They are. Get rid of those shorts. He's getting down like 45 minutes. I honestly think on a track, no one in front of him. He might be breaking records for his short. I want him to be competitive now.

Yeah. What? I want him to be a competitive racer. I think he'd do this in 50 minutes. He definitely could. Look at this guy. All right. Does he tell him the time?

Oh. Is that someone else? Yeah, it is. Yeah, when does he tell him the time, TJ? Does he tell him? I must have said above the... No, because it's a running clock, right? Like, he started...

Yeah, he started a little later. Yeah. Oh, so maybe he started a little later. Yeah. Technology. Oh, so maybe he thinks he got it. Pleasant music. Operator. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck the haters. Hey. Hey. A. Hey. Acer alert. That's the spacer? No wonder he was trying to catch up. Look at those titties. This poor guy has no idea.

He's on the yak right now. He knew. He knew exactly what he was doing. Snail's eye view. Oh, what she sees. Yeah. We on his dick, literally. Let's see some cock.

Come on, man. Show us your cock. That guy definitely didn't run the... No. Minzy smoked all these people. Yeah, look at these people. Fit ass. Young ass. Fit ass.

Get him. Minzy's a legend. I love him so much. He's crushing that time if he doesn't start behind the walkers. He was devastated. I don't know if he's crushing it, but I think it would be bang bang. I think it would also be harder without the New Orleans community. Is he going to have his pacer?

Fly his pacer? I don't know. You've got to have his pacer? I think it's going to be hard. You want to fuck the pacer. Yeah, big time. I want to suck his titties is what I want to do. Alright, we'll fly him out. What about along the Hudson River? That pathway, it's flat. Yeah, that's easy.

Mentally, you have stuff to look at. I don't know. He could do a road course. We could figure it out. No, but I feel like him being on the track, we could kind of watch him post up and talk about it. I want to get a drone out there. Yeah, you could probably get an angle there where you see him the entire way. Yeah, we should get a drone just following him like two feet above his head.

Really close. Oh, what if we, what if, you know, there's drones where you can like talk out of them? What if we had like, oh yeah. Like a megaphone? Olympic swim meets. Like, can we have like that line that he has to keep up with for the pace? Oh. Where we can see it? Yeah.

Wait, so is this going to be live? Yeah. That's a great idea. For us from the from here? We're going to watch him from at the field or here? We're going to watch him here. And he'll come through the doors as he ends? I want to set it up that way. It'd be great. But we would have to go down.

What do you mean? We're not going to make him wait on the... No, he can go... No, no, he can finish at the front door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When the time stops, then he comes right up. That would be awesome. That would be perfect.

Yeah, I would love to go roll out a finish line. The only thing is, when you were saying that we stop it every time he has to go to a traffic like every time he has to go to like a red light and stuff you get a lot more fuel

in the tank like that because then he can just sprint in between blocks true I just want to keep it honest yeah I just want to keep it right no he should have to

run through the traffic I don't want these kids to get this money for nothing yeah exactly well they'll get the money once you burn it into their lungs sure yeah

oh fuck he's the best Exactly. Well, they'll get the money once you burn it into their lungs. Sure, yeah. Oh, fuck. He's the best. Should we do High Noon real quick? Yeah. I got you, brother. All right. High Noon.

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Nope, can't go wrong Tass, did you do your move? Yeah, kind of It's a work in progress I thought it was going to take an hour Well, I got all the necessities over What do you have left? The mattress?

Just like clothes and stuff So it was harder than you thought? It really wasn't It probably took me two hours. So what was that text though? The mattress was a problem. I had to have a buddy help me move the mattress because none of my other buddies would help me. You're good?

You're all moved in? Like, I mean, I have a mattress on the floor. Have you been sleeping there? In an apartment, yeah. Nice. I like it. It's awesome. Yeah?

Yeah. Hell yes. Yeah, it's been great. Good for you Seth That's great We do have to figure out So the case race on Thursday We have a slight issue

I don't think Whitney or Biz can come Should we just do an old school? Just us? I'm fine Yeah I'm fine with that I think that'd be fine I feel like we need Yeah I'm fine with that

What do you want? I think we need a single wild card Okay So let's talk about options. What about Will? Oh, no. We could ask him. Would he fly out?

Redemption arc? Will's always fun to have on. Will's always fun to have on. I was thinking Zac Efron. Yeah, that would be a good one. Okay. Good one. No bad ideas.

No bad ideas. No bad ideas, guys. What about an old man? Hmm Dalai Lama Yeah The Dalai Lama One beer and him Suck this beer out of my mouth

Yeah Uh People always want Maresh You know Oh yeah What about Maresh? What about Maresh? He's gonna be in New Orleans

Oh Dang it He is? Yeah he's marrying his buddy Wait that weekend? He's the clergy. The next day I'm flying to New Orleans. No way.

You think that he'd invite me to the wedding? Yes. What about, I mean, with Glennie? He doesn't drink beer. Yeah, he gave up the beer. It's funny that Glennie would have a handle of vodka. Dana was fun on the first one. Yeah.

Was he there? Yeah. He didn't really talk at all. Good to look at. Yeah. Fights? A beer drinker. Fights would be the first one. Yeah. Was he there? Yeah. He didn't really talk at all. Good to look at. Yeah. Fights? A beer drinker. Fights would be a good one.

Fights would be very good, I think. We should also make Fights have like 35 cigarettes. Yeah. Fights would be fun. Yeah, Fights is always, he's just always fun. Yeah, Fights is a good guy. We'll try to suck your cock. Yeah.

The key to Fights is he's down for anything. We just have to suck your cock. Yeah. Let's the key to fights is he's down for anything. We just have to do it face to face. Yeah, you can't do it every text. I'm going to tell him. He's in the office.

Let's put pressure on him right now. Yeah. I believe our next episode of Out of Order comes out on Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Out of Order,

the sketch show, right? Yes. With you in fights. Yes. Produced by Owen and Abs and Tyler. And Greer? Greer? Greer's just there.

He's around. Yeah. He's just there for the vibes. He's a good around guy. There he is. Greer, he just floated by when you said his name. He's like Beetlejuice. The Howard Stern character.

Is Brennan ever coming back? No, he's back next week. He's at the Masters again. He's going to run it back. I wish I was there and got hit by that tree. That would have been awesome. So sick. I got hit by a tree.

Three trees fell. Three massive trees. And everybody got hit by that tree. That would have been awesome. So sick. I got hit by a tree. Three trees fell. Three massive trees. And everybody got out of the way. Actually, those trees would have fucking killed you. They were so big and falling so hard and fast. It looked really light, though. They would have impaled you. I feel like I could have just caught one of them.

Like Samson with the beams. It's just been like I'm playing in the Masters every year now. That's just the rule Caught the tree Yeah Yeah I will be competing In the Masters For the rest of my life

TJ can we watch Those trees fall Yeah I do like Watching the trees We need cameras on loggers No that shit's so scary I know The water

Seems like the scariest job Yep Look at this Oh shit Jesus Oh my god I think there's a guy Seems like the scariest job. Look at this. Oh, shit. Jesus. Oh, my God. I think there's a guy who was in between both trees.

He stood real skinny. He, like, sucked his breath in. It's like a silent film. Don't you think those trees look like they could have been like 100 pounds? What? It looks so light. That wouldn't have killed you. It would have pierced your skull like the brain in Starship Troopers.

I know. That would have been pureed. I've almost gotten clipped by it. Now I'm thinking I might survive. Yeah, I think I absolutely would have survived. It's slow motion. Thank you, KP. Hold out your arm. Yeah, just grab it.

Catch it. It's a big tree. Or at least just push it away when it lands. Yeah, just deflect it. We need to get the physics up. Maybe you and I are on the same side. How hard these trees are falling. Might need Quigs on the line.

Physics are evolving. Quigs, could we fucking... Quigs, could they survive this? I know you're listening, Quigs. We got to do the math on how hard a tree that tall is falling on someone. These trees are coming down hard. Steven, no way you'd die from that tree. Because miles per hour, what's the average mile per hour

of a falling tree? I don't know the physics. Also, I could never get ran over by a boat or a barge. I would just push off of it. Exactly. No, I would get run over by a boat. Isn't it the motor that gets you? You just dive really deep?

I would just hold my hands on the end and just push off of it. Yeah. It tells me forward. I think the motor doesn't need to be that sharp. What? It's a murder weapon. Right, you're right. Why are they so sharp? Can't you still put rubber around them and they still do the same thing? Yeah.

That's a good question. Yeah, I'm with you, KB. I'd push it and then last ditch effort I'd just dive below the boat. Yeah, I'm with you, KB. I'd push it, and then the last-ditch effort, I'd just dive below the boat. Yeah, and then swim out on the other side. Really can. Have you guys ever docked a boat? No, you could push. Yes. People catch the boat.

Yes. And they, like, move it. Buoyancy. Yeah. It's no problem. Man shit. I've been watching a lot of ship accident videos lately, like the big ones where the brakes stop working as they pull into port and they just like crush through the docks and stuff. Yeah, I think you guys could push it away. You could survive it.

Walking a boat is hard. Walking a boat? Like pulling it into the dock. I feel like one of the biggest breakup couple things is if you stand in a boat dock long enough. I was in a boat for like a year when I was younger and my parents almost got a divorce over it. Yeah.

Over the boat? My dad cut open his entire hand on the propeller. Oh, God. It was like a gash. His thumb was like hanging off from like the base of his thumb. Yeah, I bet that was a good fight. Dads don't show any emotion. So he was just like, ah.

He's like, yeah, this is not good. And his whole thumb is hanging off. Quig said death? Yeah, you're dying. What does Quig know about southern pines? He's from the land of the southern pines. I know.

I think, I'm with KB, we'd survive that, no problem. So Quig, whoo. No, it depends on the amount of green. Like a pine tree is not killing me. Right. That might feel good. Right.

It scratches your back. Have you guys ever taken down a tree? Oh, yeah. Have you actually? Yeah. Yeah. Ed. Yeah, just push one over.

When I landscaped when i was in high school i got i got hired for a job to take down a tree and the guy chainsaw the guy was running the chainsaw the guy that were the guy that lived there and then me and my buddies our job was to pull the rope of the tree to direct it away from the house and he was like pull the rope as hard as you can and then just sprint as far away as you can. And the tree was like grazing our backs coming down. Holy shit. It was a big, it was like a tree like this thick. Oak.

Can we watch like a tree trim fail compilation or something? Yeah. You see the guys cut trees from helicopters? Yes. Chainsaws they hang up. Oh, yeah. And they just bang. Yeah.

See, an oak would kill me. Those pussy trees. What. See, an oak would kill me. Those pussy trees? What is the biggest tree? Would a palm tree kill you? No. I think so. No, but you might get hit by a coconut. Yeah.

That would be funny. Oh. None of you tough guys are beating any tree. Wait, how did this guy think this was going to work? I mean, that was... That just made his car cooler it really did oh here's a palm killing me oh oh oh the backlash people don't realize oh this one where's it going what is the deadliest tree that's a good question to be oak i think it's got to be oak. What are those big ass ones in California? That's fine. Sequoia?

The mighty sequoia? Dude, is sequoia landing on you? Oh, you turn like, yeah, you turn to dust. Like an accordion in Looney Tunes. Yeah. Oh, right on the car. They do fall slow though, don't they? They do fall slow.

You can't remove, the stump is the hardest part to get out. What makes it that they're going to be able to pull that out? Oh! He did it! Smashed his back window. How do you end up in a job like this? You just start a podcast. What's he doing there?

I don't understand. I don't understand what he's doing. He's just fucking around. Oh, that one's going the wrong way. Oh. Oh, I thought it was going to be the other thing. Oh. Hmm.

Damn. Oh. Oh. That was a complete disaster. What did Rojo say? Oh, he's got to record. He's got to go record. See, here's a pine that I, you're right, I don't think.

This would not hurt at all. You'd hear me giggling. Those branches coming down. Those branches would fuck you up. This is a good father's son. This is what you did. This is literally what I did. The tree was ten times bigger than that one.

That's an enormous tree. Our rope was. Oh, they didn't do it right. Oh, no. Oh, no. See, it didn't break the car. Now this one would kill you. I'm not crazy.

This one would kill you. That is a tree's tree. Yeah, that's a man's tree. That is the tree. Oh, no, here it goes. Every tree's favorite tree. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

That's not the way he wanted it to go. Look at that monster. That one's not terrible. He's going to move it. I wouldn't have killed him. I would have survived that one easy. Yeah, and it fell so slow. Huh.

Now. So you're on our side now I'm on your side Thanks for the oxygen Bitches Yeah Killed that shit Alright so

Fights Possibly He said possibly That means no No no no He hasn't responded Oh that means no too Top three chat responses are

Fights Clemmer And PFT Oh Clemmer Clemmer Oh my god Top three chat responses are fights, Clemmer, and PFT. Oh, Clemmer. Clemmer. Oh, my God. We drank with Clemmer and Dave and Busters, and he almost got thrown out. Really?

Yeah. He was a menace. Yeah, and he only drinks Red Zap or Apple Ales. Kind of like that. I feel like that could be a fun. I also think that doing like an old school Just Us would be fun, too. Yeah, I think we would. I like all you guys. I don't need anybody else an old school Just Us would be fun too. I think we... I like all you guys. I don't need anybody else. It's just fights or

bust. Yeah. We're going to have fun. Not to make it anything special. We do have to figure out the teams though, right? Yeah, we should do that now. I don't like the term or bust because I'm going to take that every time. Yeah, bust. Give me bust. Yeah, fights

are busting. I think I'm going to take bust. Give me bust. Yeah, fights are busting. I think I'm going to take bust. It might be recording if he's recording. I like fights, but I love to bust. I think I'm going to take bust. I'm excited. We should get Pat Bev. Yeah.

You think it would come to blows between you two? Dude, I honestly don't know what's going on with that. I've said, like, three words for that entire thing. And every day I'm tagged in a new video of him. I think the less you care about it, the more he gets pissed. The more infuriating it is. So many people are texting me being like, yo, Pat Bev. You don't want to fuck with him do you

just say you care yeah do you care like do you want to no okay but me and my squad got three wins yesterday back to back to back

he just wants to play with you last thing I need is another squad member dragging us down so you're saying Pat Bev sucks no I'm saying my squad's great we don't you don't you don't need to fix what's not broke brother so he does suck but if he was the best he's good invite him to spectate

chemistry though it's all hopping and spectate anytime yeah yeah sounds like you don't want him on the team no i've been very clear that i don't want him on the team oh there he is there he is we're gonna prank hey john welcome to is. We're going to prank you. Hey, John. Welcome to the Yachty. We're going to prank you so bad. That was good. Yeah.

Is it? It's fights or bust. Yes, it is. It's a game called fights or bust. John, we all love you. We all know you very well. I didn't want to do this over text because then you could easily get out of it. And we know face-to-face you won't.

Would you like to case race with us on Thursday? Come on. I definitely can't. What do you mean? I'm on medication for two weeks. I can't drink. Well, no, that's like they tell you that, but that's not. What's the medication?

Antibiotic? I have a bacteria in my stomach called H. poly, I believe it's called. They were very. Named it after your mom? Fuck. It's like, no, they're like, you can't. I actually just did a taste test for pirate water. I couldn't drink there either.

Fuck, I want to do this so bad. That's not a real, that's not. What's Google H. poly? What if you just go off the medication for one day? I will – how about this? I will talk to a doctor. Okay. Oh, wait.

Do we have doctors in chat? Yeah, yeah, wait. No, no. We'll find a doctor. I actually don't know if it's pronounced correctly either. It's H – what is it? H-Pylori. H-Pylori.

So we'll – you could talk to a doctor, but we have to find – You definitely can't drink on that. So I was at the doctor's office, and they're like, it causes ulcers. And I was like, okay. And they're like, and that causes, and my answer was going to be mild discomfort, and they're like, cancer. Oh. And now, obviously, it's nowhere near that. But it's a two-week medication where you have to be very strict about this regimen.

What about one day, just being like, just an afternoon? What if you promise them you'll vomit it up? Yeah. Look, let's get all these questions down. Yeah. You're our option.

We're not going to have, like you, we're the first person. Let's get a bullet point list. I'll fire it over to the GI. Okay. And we'll see if we can, fuck dude,

I want it so fucking bad. When did you start the medication? Yesterday. Well, why don't you ask them, can you put a pin in it and start fresh? Yeah. Okay. Again. It's probably not even in your system. Yeah. Why don't you start it after? Yeah. Or just maybe skip it for one day, then we go double the next day.

I can't believe you thought I was going to try and get out of it. If you had sent this text when you thought of it, I might have been like, I'll say the mark. Yes. Yeah, fuck. No, I just knew that face-to-face you would do everything you could try and it would be awesome. We're picking the teams right now

so I think you just got to do it. I fucking... I'm literally going to ask the gastroenterologist. I do not think I'm going to get the answer back. I want. Do we have any doctors in the chat?

Actually, a lot of doctors in the chat. Okay. All right. Nice. Let's just see what they say. Exclusively doctors. We have a very learned community here. What are they saying, TJ? I'm a doctor.

It's okay. Okay. Nice. It's the tree of bacteria. I'm a doctor. It's okay. Is one person. It's two. If we get a 100% chance, a 100% unanimous decision.

We can't even get unanimous on anything. So if we get unanimous, the vaccine was borderline. So let's get unanimous. This is good for me. And I probably still won't be able to do it. But I will ask. If we put up a Twitter poll and it gets 90%. 90% seems fair.

Okay. 90%. Okay. Fucking fuck. Do I have any doctors? Does anybody have a doctor? Like a doctor friend? Oh, we have a doctor that-

Ash is a doctor. Oh my God, yeah. I think Stu Feiner might be a doctor. Probably, yeah. We have that doctor who took off Rowan's cast he dms me every now and then is his name dr dan doctor for this fights to i'm just gonna say can fight through the case race that's fine yeah he gets it yeah he knows what we're talking about what what's the medication i don't even know it's pills i have to have alarms to be taking

oh fuck that's great and i was like and when they were describing i was like i was like oh i'll take What's the medication? I don't even know. It's pills I have to have alarms to be taking. Oh, fuck. That's crazy. And I was like, when they were describing it, I was like, oh, I'll take them. I'll probably fuck up the times. And they're like, no, no, no, you won't fuck up the times. You have to get the times right. So I have a little fucking old man, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday type deal. Ah, man.

All right, well, let's talk to this doctor. Okay. So you're tentative. Tentative. Okay. Tentative Okay Tentative I'm gonna have to be honest and say most likely leading towards No, no, no, no, no, that's bad energy

It's not really your, it's in the doctor's hands It's in the doctor's hands Who? Is Loud Sean a doctor? Loud Sean is a doctor Who else is a doctor here? Just looking through You're going through your phone and you got to loud John

I'm not Dr. Drew Dr. Drew Dr. Drew, he says everything's fine Right He's the guy to talk to So we're good We'll hit him up, I think he's over at your mom's house Which sounds like a joke, but it's not

That's actually where he works Okay, we'll talk to your gastro guy Let us know Maybe we can Maybe we can call him Okay Sweeten the deal It's actually a woman Oh that was very

Way to go big cat Way to go What do you mean She definitely drank Yeah She actually was cooler About things than I thought she was Except for the pill taking

Let's try to talk to a male doctor Yeah That's a bit redundant You're bossing a woman What the hell Yeah Sounds like Yeah to talk to a male doctor. That's a bit redundant. You're bossing a woman? What the hell? It sounds like... Okay, alright. Well, thank you very much for the invite.

I hope to do it. If not, I'm in... What if I pause it for one day? One day. Or if you just don't take any more until Friday. Yeah. You start fresh Friday. I don't think it's how it works.

No, I think it is because you already took it once. Or what if you just take all of them today? Oh, yeah. That's how birth control works. We have a lot of options. We have a lot of options. What if we all took one so that we all had the same side effects?

Yeah, it's even playing field. Yeah. I'm willing to take this one. You guys all have to get H. pylori. Okay. And I don't know how you. So it's just, how did you get it? I honestly don't even know. You guys all have to get H. pylori. Okay. And I don't know how you. So it's just, how did you get it? I honestly don't even know.

I don't think it's something. I think it's something like a lot of people have. I don't think I'm super. Oh, then you can definitely. Yeah. I mean, they usually just say that just to be cautious. I drink on every medicine I've ever gotten. I passed a person to person through stool.

Oh, no. I knew that was going to come back to bite me in the ass. That feces eating competition I had. Oh, my God, yes. This isn't going to go well, I bet. All right, but if I can't do this, this is case race four. Four. Can I put an official request in for case race five?

Yes. Okay. Yes. How often do these go? It's birthdays. Birthdays? Yeah. If I can't do this, I would like to request case race 5? Yes. Okay. Yes. How often do these go? It's birthdays. Birthdays? Yeah. If I can't do this, I would like to request case race 5. Okay. Request it. Perfect.

Thank you very much. You can do it. You can do it. I'm confident in this. Just tag me in if the doctor gives you any guff. Listen, lady. Did you test for H. pylori? Tell her you read it online. Did you breathe into a bag?ylori? Tell her you read it online.

Did you drink that liquid? No, you breathe into a bag. They can tell just from that? No, because I just looked it up, and a lot of people had a drink of disgusting liquid. Oh, yes, but it's not that bad. It's not that bad. Everyone's saying how bad it is online. People in the chat rooms are saying it's almost intolerable. It's citrusy, and it's not that bad.

But then you breathe into a bag, and then you take a deep breath, and the bag is this big, and you have a lot of air you don't know anything to do with. Tell them, if the doctor tries to push back, just be like, I've been doing a lot of reading online. Doctors get scared about that. I just talked to roughly 3,000 to 8,000 doctors. Yeah, right, right. And they all say, you're a crack. There's a lot of medical professionals out there now. Yeah, exactly. Okay. All right. Thank you, John. Thank you very much for having me, right. And they all say. There's a lot of medical professionals out there now.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. Alright, thank you, John. Thank you very much for having me, guys. I hope this works. I was going to hit you in the penis. Fuck this doctor. This doctor's the worst. Chili's. Only at Chili's. $10.99.

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Great deal. I really hope John can stop being a pussy. I don't think that sounds pretty serious. We need to back up. I think we just go. I think we to back up. I think we just go. I think we just do it. Do it? I think we have great vibes, just us.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like that. We've never done one, just us. Yeah, that's true. I think it also would just be very relaxing, like very fun. Good yak. John's going to do it.

Yeah, I think he is. I think he is, too. He's going to do it. Yeah, I think he is. I think he is, too. He's going to do it. He might be in, like, tremendous pain. Might get sick. Irreparable damage. But Case Race lives forever. Right?

Yeah. That's kind of... What about Hank? Oh. Hank. I would entertain Hank. I would entertain Hank. I would entertain Hank, too. Grab Hank, grab Hank, grab Hank.

Oh, I would entertain Hank. I would entertain Hank. I'd actually be really curious to see what... I don't feel like I've ever seen him drive. Yeah. What a fucking goofball. Look at him. Unbelievable goofball.

Oh, Hank. Come here, little boy. I wouldn't come in if I were you. Come on in, Hank. Hank? Hey. What are you doing Thursday? Working.

Good. So are we. Would you like to partake in the case race? Ugh. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank.

Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank.

Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank.

Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank. I drink a lot. That's okay. Neither can I.

You would actually make it more fair with me and Kate. Right. It would make us feel better. What would my team be? I don't know. We haven't decided teams yet. We're going to make them as fair as possible. We've got everyone's handicap.

What's Kate's handicap? Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. That's terrible. You could do better than that, for sure. I feel like I'm being tricked. No, I swear to God. And you were our first choice, because we fucking love you.

I'll have to think about it. Yeah. Heck. Heck. I feel like the next person that walks by, you're going to ask them. No, no, no. We're in. We just saw you. You little bitch ass. going to ask them. No, no, no. We're in. No, we just saw you. You little bitch ass.

Hey. If you need me, I'm there. All right. All right. Yeah. We're in it. What's the drink? Is it like fucking beer?

We can't say what it is. It's beer. It's beer. It's light beer. Beer. The best light beer in the world. And you have to get face paint. Which with the beard, who knows what they'll do.

Fights is a maybe. If fights can do it, you're off beard, who knows what they'll do. Fights is a maybe. If fights can do it, you're off the hook, but otherwise you're in. Fights is a no. There's no way fights is going to be able to do it,

so you're doing it. He's on medication. Problem, issue. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen you blitzed.

Me neither. Hey! I'll probably get cancelled Yeah yeah Free tape it Free tape it Alright Wait we need to figure out his handicap

So maybe if you could try Can you try to have like 12 beers today 12 beers in an hour We'll make the teams fair 12 in an hour Probably is I'm kind of a teams fair don't worry 12 in an hour probably is yeah I'm kind of a lightweight

I don't drink a lot sorry we're still deciding the rules if I drink I drink a lot okay okay perfect

you know blacked out you don't sip no this will also be the first I actually think this will be the slowest we've done it because we don't have this one's gonna be pretty relaxed Shane we don't have. This one's going to be pretty relaxed.

Shane, we don't have Dana. The heavy hitters. There's been some pace cars that have picked it up. I think this one will be the slowest one we've done. All right. Okay. Great. This one is going to be all good vibes.

It'll be fun. All good vibes. We'll be yakking, even though I've never actually been on the show before. You've made a bunch of appearances now, right? Oh, don't worry. I'll be the one that they all get. You never plop? Yeah, no, that's the best one about it.

There's nothing to worry about for you. It could be an absolute nightmare, and Sass is going to take the brunt. Sass is my favorite on the case races, so. Yeah. Oh, maybe he's your teammate. Maybe he's your teammate. Ooh. Ooh.

All right. Okay, thank you, Hank. You're on the wet wheel today, too. Yeah, appearance.'s your teammate. Maybe he's your teammate. Ooh. Ooh. All right. Okay. Thank you, Hank. You're on the wet wheel today, too. Yeah, appearance. Yeah, you're on the wet wheel. You came in. All right.

This is going to be fun. Yeah. Pumped. So, Feidelberg or Hank? Yeah. It's Hank. Yeah. Yeah.

Hank's a zero pressure dude. Yeah, no. He's perfect for relaxed. He'll end up saying something that'll be funny. All right, so should we do teams? Yeah. So I'll be with Kate.

Fair. I think I'm top and she's bottom. Evens it out, yeah. Top and bottom. Top and bottom. Couple of gays. What are you, gay? Yo, you forgot about

straight sex, dude. No. So Kate and I, and then what are the other, pull up the list again? Pull up that list. I'll do another ad. Is it much succession? No, don't spoil. I was working on it.

No, but I know exactly what happened. Please don't, please don't. I won't. I still swear I drank so much. All right. So, Ronan KB? I honestly don't think that you had. I think four is a.

I don't think Ronan. I would have guessed you had seven to eight. Yeah. I feel like that. Four is a very small amount. I feel like that's what I had. We could also do 20 beers. We don't have to do 24.

Let's do 24. Okay. Let's do 20. Fuck it. Let's do five. Let's do 20 let's do five let's all have like three yeah uh so ronan kb is that correct yeah i would do that and then tj and za which is perfect you can take me out if the numbers don't work out no i think we have seven in here three out there and we'll have steven come. Yeah. Me and Che.

So Nick and Che. Sass and Hank. Hey, Sass and Hank. I think those are fair teams. Great teams. Those are actually very, very fair teams. I mean, what's our number add up to? So if we're having 24, we have about 18.

Oh, yeah, we're going to be really drunk. That's what I'm saying. We can just do 20. Let's put it up to a vote. Oh, yeah. Oh. There'll be like 45. Yeah, but I'm not going to do 20. Oh, those people, they'll be like, 45. Yeah, but I don't think anyone needs or would even do over 10 beers in an hour. So let's just do 20.

Yeah, let's do 20. Call it a case race. Fuck it. It's our, we get to make the rules. Yeah. Do they make 18s? Oh. They make 18s, right?

20 is the perfect amount, though. That's bitch made. We get bitch made. No, no, no. We got to do though. That's bitch made. We get bitch made. No, no, no. We got to do 20. Let's do 20. 10 each. I just can't make a damn fool of myself.

I got a long... You said you're not really going to talk on this one. I'm nervous. I also have a game we're going to play after that I got to figure out. TJ, we got to figure that out after this. Somebody else has suggested if Hank's in, do we involve the lottery machine somehow? Ooh. I want to do the celeb guessing game.

Yeah. We've got to do salad bowl. Salad bowl, yes. Oh, yeah. Salad bowl the whole time. My game is a very passive game that will be very fun if I can pull it off correctly. Yeah.

We can all just sit back and watch. I think there should be a way if you lose the game, you get one beer added on. Ooh, okay. I don't think. Just one. Yeah, Salad Bowl's gonna be electric. Or maybe one beer subtracted? Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe we just don't drink. What if we did a case race, and then once you finish, then you get to start Salad Bowl with your partner, and then each number of, then you get to start salad bowl with your partner. And then each number of points in salad bowl equates to a certain number of minutes added.

I'm lost. Say it again. So teams of two, you do a case race, and then once you finish your beers, you're eligible to play salad bowl with your partner. So we do all the clues or answers beforehand. Yes. Well, I guess everyone has different ones.

I think it'd be funnier. I like the idea, but we should just play salad bowl. Fair, fair, fair. Four on four. I'm excited. It's going to be a low key. Yeah. And also 20 beers feels like we don't have to...

Not everyone's going to have to... It won't feel the pressure. It's like, this is going to suck. We'll have fun. We'll get drunk. I'm on a losing team this time. What do you mean? I mean Hank are a losing team. We're not a winning team. You're a winning team. Take it easy.

We're winners. TJ, what else do you need from us? Is that it? I had some other things to talk about. Roofball's happening. Yes! You have to get a house, but it's going to be a thing.

It's been approved. By sales. Hell yes. So we need to find a house. So's been approved. Nope. By sales. Hell yes. So we need to find a house. So if you have a good roof ball house, DM me directly and I'll start looking at stuff. Please be close to New York City

if possible. Beautiful. You see the video of Nick and Silvana? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Chat's calling us pussies for not doing 24.

Just want to... I'm just going to put that out there. Yeah, I'm worried about that. Yeah, I am too. Let's do 24. Can't be bitch. Fine with 24. 24.

Fuck, fuck. Not because of peer pressure. No, no, not because of peer pressure. Did they say we're bitch-made, though? We could have done any amount we wanted to. As long as they didn't say we're fucking... I'll be a pussy,

but I can't be bitch-made. No, I would much rather be a pussy than bitch-made. Yeah, no, no. Oh, no. The chat... a pussy, but I can't be bitch made. I would much rather be a pussy than bitch made. The chat. No. We didn't do it because of that. We do four cupcakes. 20 beers.

No cup. That was awful. Cupcakes was terrible. Were you sober the last case race? Yeah, that sucks too. That was bad. That you sober the last case race? Yeah. That sucks, too. That was bad. That made it almost worse. Yeah, then you went out to dinner.

That was bad, too. That's right. You went out to dinner after this? Birthday dinner. It was a nice dinner. It was a nice dinner. But it was like pretty much. I was kind of on shrooms, kind of.

It was full of cupcakes. You could have done two more diametrically opposed things. Yeah. Case race to nice things. I'm back. I'm back. And I'm going to pregame for this with liquor. Good, good, good.

Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, it's just for the best for everyone. Yeah. It's going to be fun. I just got to drink a shit ton of Gatorade or something before I go to bed. Oh, you just got to buy Dramamine. I take two before a flight, and when I'm hungover, a sleep and tummy nausea. It helps with the best in the world.

It's not a bad idea. It's a great idea. Maybe just Ativan. Maybe we'll just do 20. That help your tum-tum, though? It helps every, it just turns your body off. Oh, fuck. It definitely makes more sense to do 20, because me and Roan aren't going to do 24.

Yeah, let's do 20. And you know what? We'll just start the count at five. Your first beer that you drink is your fifth beer. That's good. Yeah, so that's both worlds. I'm bitch made. People can't say we're bitch made,

because look, it says- Who gives a shit if they say we're bitch made? True. All right, all right. We're doing it. They own our life. If I have 11 and I'm not drunk, I'm going to have four. We're going to put out like a five-hour episode.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. It'll be okay. Yeah, yeah. 20. Are we pitch-mating? No. We're not pitch-mating.

Just don't look at chat. Do not look at chat right now. TJ, what are the- Wow, that is mean. Show what they're saying real quick. Just one flash. One flash. One flash.

They're pointing out insecurities we didn't even know we had. I'm learning about myself. I know. I'd rather be beast mode for an hour than bitch made for fun. L, L, L cat. 24. 24, bitch made. Oh, shit.

Just get it all out. It's Ativan with alcohol. I'm not going to drink in the morning. Classic pink. What do you mean classic pink, Kat? What the fuck. Oh, shit. Just get it all out. It's Ativan with alcohol. I'm not going to drink in the morning. Classic pink. What do you mean classic pink, Ken? What the fuck? Oh, fuck. Wait a minute.

Let's find one compliment. Yeah. There's one compliment we'll do today. Oh, 2018. 20 to best. Oh, 20 beers, four shots. I don't hate that idea. No cat.

Bishmaid. Bishmaid. Nice. One compliment. Bishmaid. Start at oneid. Nice. One compliment. Bishmaid. Start at one. Oh, fuck. Mounds.

Not really anything that bad, to be honest. Okay, Bishmaid. We're doing 24. Hell, fat cat. Why is everyone... Doing 24. Why are people coming at me specifically? What the fuck?

What if each team had a guest starter? All right. Hell yeah. Here we go. Thank you. He poops his starter? All right. Hell yeah. Here we go. Thank you. He poops his pants? Yes. So?

Nick, you're hot. That's nice. Fat cat. Hell. What if each team had a guest starter that took on four beers and every team would have a different person? So one team could have a climber, one team could have a peeper. Oh, 20 beers plus four heaters.

Four heaters? Cigarettes. Big, 20 beers plus four heaters. Oh. Four heaters? Cigarettes. Big cigarettes. That's easy. That's easy, yeah. That's... Ooh.

That's a lot of smoking in here, though. A lot of smoking. So maybe not. Fuck. We're bitch made. You're leaving anyway. What? You're leaving New York.

Right, but in this, like, I don't... Yeah. Whole office will smell like cigarettes. What is, yeah, what? Is it like 30 cigarettes? Yeah, that's a lot of cigarettes. More than that?

Wait, no. It would be. Four each? No, four for per team. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'd be fine trying to just snag. So we have 24, but our team only has to have 20, and then you have to get four people or one person to have four

to snag somebody. Like outside of the office. Yeah. Maybe if the DoorDash man comes. Ooh, that's not bad. Have two of these. Yeah, guests. Yeah.

But let's say I get Dana to have one. Dana's off the chart, the table for you guys. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. There's always people lingering, too. There's always people lingering. Yeah.

For some reason, everyone else is like, I'm going to get fucked up, too. Everybody's always getting fucked up over there. Yeah. I'd also just do 24. No. Okay, all right, all right. You're 20. Oh, yeah.

It's your birthday, Sass. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, Sass. You just say it. Oh, it's my birthday. We're doing this for my birthday. Yeah, it's your birthday and Brandon's birthday. Yeah, what theme are you doing? Your birthday, too. Oh, yeah. It's your birthday, Sass. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, Sass. You just say it. Oh, it's my birthday. We're doing this for my birthday? Yeah, it's your birthday and Brandon's birthday. Yeah, what theme are you doing? Your birthday, too?

Oh, January. Roan. Roan's birthday's in April, too. Is it? Oh, shit. Right? Isn't it April 30th? Oh.

I thought it was. Oh, it is, yeah. So do you want to do 24-20? Look, dude, I want to do as many beers as we can. I want to do 45 each. It's your birthday. I want to do 45 each. It's your birthday. I don't care. Don't try and pin this on me.

I don't give a shit what we do. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm cool doing anything, man. I just kind of go with the flow. Who cares? What I think we should do is we should do like 40 beers each, and we all have to be soaking wet the entire time. We're going to put on a great show.

So who the fuck cares? 20 minutes. Somebody tweeted out Mincy's prep sheet for Wake Up Mincy. Mincy tweeted it out. The last thing was it's too early, I gotta go back to bed. It was scripted.

Oh. He's a good actor then because that was convincing. Oh, it's actually Brandon's birthday? Thursday is, yeah. He's a good actor then because that was convincing. It was. Oh, it's actually Brandon's birthday? Thursday is, yeah. Damn, that's kind of... We got a lot of April birthdays. That's kind of funny to do it on his actual birthday.

He said, that's my birthday. Have fun. The house I wanted him to get fell through. I know. I'm bummed. Oh, damn. Selfishly. It had an island.

It had its own island. It was amazing. It was amazing, yes. What do you mean it had an island? It was like a house, a cute little bridge to an island, and then the island had its own beach. Yeah. It was sick.

It was awesome. Jeez. Yeah. Hopefully that new deal doesn't fall through and then he gets it. And he gets it now, yeah. Could very well happen. It would be a dumb thing to have said out loud. All right, I'm excited.

We've got a lot of stuff planned. I mean, Salable is going to be incredible. I'm bringing mystery pills. Oh. I take those anyway. Yeah. Every day, pretty much. Anyone know how to find your... I used to.

I've had the gas station ones. It's on a bill. Someone said 20 beers, four compliments. Hell no. That's lame. That's bitch made. 20 beers, four beers? Four? Four what?

It's true. We don't have to finish it in an hour. Alright. Let's see that Silvana video. Oh my god. It could be anybody. All right. Let's see that Silvana video. Oh, my God, Nick. It could be anybody. It's Italian Nick. I saw Nick Doppelganger.

He has my mannerisms, and yes, that is the thermos I have every day. What is this store? It's the Pussy Room. Ah, the Pussy Room. Of course. I saw Nick Doppelganger in Brooklyn yesterday. I have a lot of them.

A lot in Brooklyn. Yeah. A ton. They're always probably driving like a unicycle or something. This guy was just old school walking.

Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. So he's kind of doing like a throwback to the past kind of deal. Walking. Probably was sticking out. Yeah.

Yeah, I have a lot of Doppelgangers. Don't lie. yeah yeah I have a lot of doppelgangers I have a low bar yeah you're one of mine Kate I know I know everybody says

me and you me and fights me and I've never been tagged in a doppelganger where I'm like hell yeah alright

mine's just beard glasses hat mine's always guys remember when Brianna Chicken Fry did that to her oh mean that was insane still just press send on that

still it's tough it's tough wait my man dylan harrison phenom said 20 beers two d darts, 2 farts. Oh! Now I like that. Every team has to do one cigarette. One cigarette and then 2 farts. I like that. I like that. That'll be easy as fuck. When I drink, I get gassy. Is there any rhyming word

for beer that rhymes with darts and farts? Sharts? Carts? Sharts, carts, parts. You're just saying rhymes. Yeah, shit. I'm always just spitting rhymes. You are. You are. You are.

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I think it's third generation. Oh. A lot of people don't know that there's actually like 70 Morgans. Yeah, there's a lot of Morgans. My goodness. When you become a lawyer, you become a Morgan.

You become a Morgan. Wasn't Morgan Morgan a person? Ooh, probably. A war person? War person. A war person? Yeah. Did you guys see that dude that just has a shitload of Hitler memorabilia?

Yeah, the rich guy? But he says there's only like.01% of his collection with Hitler memorabilia. Also, he has like, his name is Harlan Crow which. Oh that's a racist name. It's a very central casting like evil villain. Well did you see he has a garden of evil. Yeah. Which is all it's like this garden pathway which is like a

Hitler statue, a Mussolini statue or like whatever. It's also crazy because you know he has like apparently people can like when he has parties like you can just like walk into a room and see it. He's got a whole you know he has, like, apparently people can, like, when he has parties, like, you can just, like, walk into a room and see it. He's got a whole section that he doesn't show the public. Oh, for sure, for sure. For sure.

Absolutely. Yeah. And, like, how long did Hitler have to have it for it to be a Hitler memorabilia? One of the things I saw was, like, a teapot that said A.H. on it. Seemed like it was his. Yeah. He had like bathrobes, too. He had a lot of custom shit.

Yeah. Yeah, what if it was... No, they were doing custom teacups back then. What if none of it was actually Nazi memorabilia? He's just making his own. Yeah, his own brand. Yeah. I've been putting a lot of work into this one, into these teacups.

If the Nazis were around today, they'd love this. When you get a sports card and it has a game worn jersey, do they wear it in a game or do they just throw it on and then let's cut it up? I think they have the game worn ones. Okay. I don't know if it was a one-time use thing from Hitler.

He went to this restaurant and he stepped on this piece of floor. Yeah. True. Harlan. Harlan. What a name. Harlan Crowe. Yeah, it does. It sounds like season four of House of Cards.

Yeah. It's perfect. Harlan Crowe gets introduced. He's trying to run for president as a dictator. Yeah. And he's doing all right, but he dies. Yeah. Well, Kevin Spacey pushes this kid in president as a dictator. Yeah. And he's doing all right, but he dies. Yeah. Well, Kevin Spacey pushes his kid in front of a train.

Yeah. And then it's off camera. Off camera. Yeah. Off camera. Where's Kevin Spacey right now? Italy? He didn't put out his Christmas video, did he?

It's kind of bullshit that he's just like hanging out in Italy. Wait, is Kevin Spacey the one? Yeah. Yep. Okay. Yep. A. Yep. A lot of it. Should we spin the wheel?

Yeah. Yeah. I also want to do... I'm trying to plan this solo 40 minutes. Yeah. People suggested an unboxing. I'm down to do that if I have permission to leak the address of the office.

It's Google-able. That feels like it might get out of hand, though. Right? How many boxes do you think we'd get here? 40 minutes worth? Yeah, you stop after 40 minutes. Yeah. But then people will still send the boxes.

Yeah. I'm fine with it. I don't know. Just ask Hank when we do the case race. All right. Yeah. Ask him when he's drunk. I'll probably do it next week sometime.

Okay. Because this week we're pretty... So just don't say it, but send boxes. Yeah. Send boxes to me. Google the address. Yeah. It's on the internet.

Yeah. Do you want to do the popcorn race tomorrow? Dude loves popcorn. address yeah it's on the internet yeah do you want to do the popcorn race tomorrow do you love popcorn good gotta figure out how to do this though that it's not the worst sounding yak ever oh yeah we can make it damp maybe we should do it when Mincy runs Cause we should have Mincy run For

Yeah We don't have to talk as much That's true That's two weeks away Yeah Yeah let's do that Okay So Mincy's run day

Okay Yeah That's perfect Cause we can That's definitely a show That we can take We don't Mincy's gonna be the star

Of that show Sure Oh yeah let's spin the wheel. I'm excited for the case race, guys. 20 beers. Feels so much more attainable. Uh-oh. Nick's choice.

We're doing 24 beers. Oh! Son of a... No, no, Give me a day to think of something. Okay. Next choice. When did that get

put down the wheel? That was what the guy bought. Oh, yeah! So DM me and we'll figure this out. People have been saying we haven't done

a draft in a very long time. Yep, we'll do a draft. Oh, yeah, I missed it. Yeah. There's someone who keeps tweeting me like it's been 900 days. Yeah, there's someone who keeps a tally of the draft. Let's do a draft. Let's do a draft. Oh, yeah, I missed it. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a while. There's someone who keeps tweeting me, like, it's been 900 days.

Yeah, there's somebody who keeps a tally of the draft. Let's do a draft. Let's do a draft. We haven't done a draft in forever. We owe one. Way too long. There used to be a cornerstone. Yeah.

It's been almost a year. It was Sasha's wheel slice, smoothie draft. Wow. All right, so let's do a draft. We'll do a draft. Okay, that'll be, yeah, I'll just figure out the word. Mm-hmm. I love it.

You can rap. Oh. Ooh. Yeah. W- I love it. Wrap. Ooh. W-R-A-P. Ooh. Four ingredients. Ooh. In a tortilla. Yeah.

Ooh. Let's do that. I love wrap. We'll do that during the 12-hour stream. Yeah, tack it on. The 12-hour stream is going to be like 15 hours. Yes, what's up with jeans today? Yeah. What is that jeans today? I don't

remember you ever wearing jeans, brother. They're kind of baggy. I was busy all week. I was moving. Blue collar shit. I kind of like you in jeans. There's Lee's. I don't know what they are. These are Old Navy. Come over here and suck my tongue.

No, honestly, I have no clothes. I had to bring my laundry today. So jeans are that far down on the JEP chart. Yeah. Damn. Very, very blue collar. You look good. You look like a comedian.

You look funny. Yeah, finally you look funny. Yeah, I do. Yeah, oh shit, yeah. You look funny. Funny as hell. I can tell you're funny. Finally, you look funny. Oh, shit. You look funny. Funny as hell. I can tell you're funny. Ooh.

Alright. See everyone tomorrow. Go move more. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow.