The Yak - Mintzy's Suspended from Live TV, But Not from F*cking | The Yak 12-14-23

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Whoa. Oh. KB. What was that? What was that? Sit back up.

What was that? My face? Yeah, that's just the lighting. Oh, that was hot. Yeah. But also your headphones were like kind of smushing your face. Yeah, I didn't like it. It was Frankenstein. They were on your cheeks.

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Roback.com. Promo code Yak. Do it right now. We have Brandon's out. I think Ty's going to be joining us. us will's gonna be here in a minute but i think right now it's a yakagami yeah just us four four boys yeah the four horsemen the three no the four the mount well it's three horsemen it's so uh two three moook could be a horse. Yeah, am I a horse? Your mother's ass. Ha ha. What are the four horsemen?

Is it four? Yeah, it is. Pestilence? Yeah. I just know pestilence. First off, are we talking about what is a horseman? The four horsemen of the apocalypse. Let's start with that and let's start with what's pestilence.

Pestilence, I don't know. Petulance. So it's start with what's pestilence. Pestilence, I don't know. Pestilence. So it's a thing, not a horseman. I worked in the Foggy Bottom Haunted House in Wheeling, West Virginia. Okay. And we were paid in boo bucks. Ever put it on your resume? Yeah.

Okay, love that. Yes. But I was one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse in the haunted house, and I was pestilence. And the pestilence mask was sick. I would always touch him. I would touch him. No, you wouldn't. You'd get thrown out. No, I never did. I always wanted to, though.

But you never went through the Legend House. All three of them. I ripped all three every time. That's my domain. That's where Pestilence was. You were up in the one they turned the laser tag. Temple? Yeah, that was the week. No, I was never up there. Wait, so would you just sit in a corner and wait for the people to come by and scare them yep every night uh uh sept end of september to beginning of

november uh weeknights uh weekends i was in i did ninth and tenth grade uh not real money and i was there from uh 6 30 p.m to 2 a a.m. every day. What? Yeah. I got like 700 boo bucks at the end of the year, and they did an auction. And I won the DVD of Children of the Corn with all seven of them. That's what I got for a holiday season. This is not whack in any way. This was the paramount event in the upper Ohio Valley for about 10 years. Wow.

Yeah. Like Hot Girls worked there. Oh. And I was pestilence. How much for a hot girl? How many boo bucks? How many boo bucks? Yeah.

I wasn't flaunting as much as some people. Yeah. But I did like, I think I hugged a chick. I know I hugged a chick in the corn maze. Make it rain with boo bucks? Yeah. Dude, I cried in a haunted house once. What?

When we were talking about crying yesterday, that just triggered that. But in like sixth grade, I was like too old to cry. Way too old. Way too old. In a haunted house? I was a scared little bitch. Haunted houses are fun. No, I can't even say anything.

Now, this is going to be very important because was it like a gradual, like, I feel a cry coming? Or did you get scared and then like immediate reaction cry? It was a gradual. That's worse. It was at the Eastern State Penitentiary. That's worse. Oh, well, that's. And I just couldn't.

At a jail? Yeah. Our penitentiary had one, too. In eighth grade, three of our boys chickened out. So we just left. Yeah, dude. It was scary because the penitentiary is scary in itself by itself yes correct just like the existence of it

the penitentiary we were by would drop a man like a dummy that was being hanged oh did you ever go yeah yeah you didn't go through i never went through no it's clear you didn't um you could pay 100 bucks to stay there now. Really? Yeah. Stay the night in a cell. We should do a special episode. This is the paramount prison. Not even the Ohio Valley.

Maybe the East. Yeah. Here's Titus. He's got his Columbus Crew shirt on. Champions. Titus is here. So now we go five horsemen. We have five horsemen.

Wait, did they win? I just got my job back. Nice. What's we go five horsemen. We have five horsemen. Wait, did they win? I just got my job back. Nice. What's happening? Dave fired me. Oh, wait. For what? What'd you do? I don't know. I just got my first taste of the... I just talked to Dave, so I got the other side. Yeah. We just hashed it out right now. That's why I was like... Oh, good.

So wait, are you fresh meat? New hire? Yeah, new hire. This is day one for me. Let's have him run the Yak Gauntlet. Yeah, you got to piss your pants. You got to piss? Yeah, all that hard work. Wait, should you talk to him again? Yeah, we're good now.

Okay. Yeah, we're good. Okay. He fucked up. Titus fucked up. I still don't think I did. Oh, God. All right, we'll have to talk about it after.

Well, we just talked. We just talked. No, I was working he was he was mad that I was working for the company but I was not working at for the company where were you working I was doing my show oh okay so you said I didn't the first time you guys talked you didn't really have an excuse that was why well the issue was he bombards me and it's just like where were you on the night of and i was like i don't dude i don't remember what i had for dinner last yeah and then i was like obviously flustered i was like where's this coming it was it was a thing that uh a sponsor was like hey can

we have some people from barstool come out too and brandon and titus were asked they didn't they said no and sounds like there was a reason for no i had a reason but i didn't remember what the yeah so he was mad because at first it was like, what do you mean? Like, he just didn't go. I mean, it's a company thing where Dave and I have talked about it before, but, like, there's sometimes people come into Barstool and they're like, I'm not saying this is you, Titus, but, like, I've made it. I'm good.

I work at Barstool. It's like we have to do a lot of stuff. And, like, I've always said it. If you see me, I'm not slowing down. I'm working more. So if anyone ever gets asked to do something and says no, it does drive Dave and myself crazy. But it sounds like you guys are good.

I was working. Well, that's what I mean. I was working, but I just wasn't. I was working here instead of working there. Okay, so you're back. I don't know. You're back. Welcome back, man.

Welcome to the fucking store. I was unfired. I was rehired, and here we are. Yeah. All right. I have a gift, by the way, for KB that I forgot. I think I know what it is. In my office for Piper Jones.

Oh, my goodness. What is this, vinyl? It's Jerry Garcia band, Cats Under the Stars. Yeah, it's hung right up. And Nick, I got to find yours. What do you mean find mine? It's been thrown away. It's at the old office.

That old office got cleared out. And I feel horrible. I do. I'll get you in. I also have the bathroom key. I found it recently. Oh, from the old office? Nice.

So yeah, put that up for Piper Jones and her new brother? Yeah. We're getting down. Orange brother. Why'd I hear a rumor you were naming it Nick? Because I am. Yes! Yes! brother why'd i hear a rumor you're naming it nick because i am yes yes oh my god you what i wanted it to be a surprise yeah i heard it sounds like you don't like it a little weird my god yeah it is yeah i like that's my whole vibe although like it a lot although it would have been more sense if you

named it mook because orange yeah but i like i like that it's named nick i like nick is a good name for a cat i love nick yeah god damn it that's great fuck it's probably gonna be like i hope nick fucks up yeah or does something yeah oh my god it's gonna get very confusing man i don't think nick was climbing around that could be either of us nick scratched me all up nick slept at the foot of the bed stop uh nick made me laugh yeah that will definitely that will yeah actually we'll know that's the cat that was always going to be 100 be the cat nick's nick did something so funny yesterday torturing nick either yeah yeah licking nick licks some stuff off my balls me me every time like a universal rumor for every small town that there's a guy that had cats and

dogs, but there was a guy that fucked a cat in every high school. Yeah. And a dog that fucked a girl. Oh, yeah. I saw that video. There's always a pit bull. You get a butter pussy. Always a pit bull.

Was it a pit bull? It had to be a pit bull. That makes it way more aggressive. Yes, but that's the primal nature of it. That pit bull can fuck. Yes, yes. And the girl's always like kind of hot yeah oh yeah but yeah you kind of want to be like make it hotter i don't

want to know maybe that's what it is kyle yeah not hot that makes it hot or hot to you no you kind of want to like tap the pitbull on the shoulder and be like you done like can i slide in here i need a pitbull to warm up the throw him a a milk bone. Did you guys have the rumors about the girls shoving inanimate objects up their... Oh, yeah. And then, like, you believed all of them, and then you think back on it, like, there's no way you were shoving a fucking iron. Yeah, I feel so bad for girls, especially in high school when a rumor starts, because, like, you just believe them.

Yeah, you believe everyone. There was always a mature junior who had, who had her pussy ripped down to her ass. Yeah. That's a terrible visual. You could never look at them the same. Yeah. And it probably was never true. And it's a girl that would never even look at you, and you're like, I'd never fuck her.

Yeah. Like, I know what happened to her. I have like five names in mind from high school that I'm like, yeah, she ran through in eighth grade. Yeah. Yeah. And we'd be on Halo 2 on live, just talking about it. names in mind from high school that I'm like yeah if she got ran through in eighth grade yeah uh-huh yeah we'd be on halo 2 on live just talking about it seventh grade seventh grade girl that's her whole yeah you hear what happened I wouldn't believe it you're like there's no way that's what it was but we all believed it we're like yeah I mean I guess you did shove your head up

her post poor girl poor poor girls kids are so mean yeah, I mean, I guess you did shove your head up her pussy. Poor girl. Poor, poor girl. Kids are so mean. Yeah. Like, so mean. Because the rumor can be so outlandish, and then you believe it immediately. One of my buddies said he fucked a girl's piss hole. Like, he's like, they... Wait, what? I believe that, dude.

The piss hole's different than the... Yeah, like the pit, like the hole. Not a flex. Yeah, and I was like... Yeah. I was like, what... Wait, how many holes do women have? Yeah, like the piss comes out of the not fucking hole, right?

Is that true? It's just tiny. It's miniscule. There's a piss hole in a cum hole? I don't know if there's a... Yeah, cum hole. Cum in hole. Yeah.

Cum in. I've never seen the cum hole. Where's the squirt hole? That's the piss hole. That's just piss Yeah And the guy was like Yeah I was

We were fooling around And I think I fucked her in the pit And like I was like No way You legend And then

It was like eight years later I was like Did he just fuck her ass? Like what Yeah I don't Like if you If you found the wrong hole It wasn't the piss hole

And also that hole Is like the width Of a toothpick, right? Yeah. And so he was like, yeah, I was wailing it. The piss hole. Oh, man. Oh, Che.

What are we going to do, Che? Che, how you feeling? Surviving Barstool finale last night, after show. Will's coming in in a sec. No way the mic's on. He, I guess we can spoil it now. He won? Yeah. Yeah. Good on him. We also can we can spoil it now. He won? Yeah.

Yeah. Good on him. We also can talk about Mincy yesterday. Oh, my God. That was so hard to not talk about. We got to watch that video of him going from upstairs to downstairs at some point. It was so funny. Oh, yeah.

We got to recap all of Mincy. What were you going to say, Che? How are you feeling? Pretty good. I mean, third place. Like, I didn't expect to win based on the jury and then how I could tell the speeches were going. So, bummed. Jerry didn't win.

I thought Jerry played a great game. But, I mean, Will deserved to win. Yeah. For sure, Will played the best. Will probably played the best game in Survivor history. Ooh. Or Surviving Barstool. You also, you had the zinger of the after show when you told Rico to,

why don't you think for yourself once. That one was good. Standing by that. Because then Kirk leaned over and was like, hey, you've got to say something back. I can't believe I'm saying this. I felt bad for Che. Yeah, I did too. Watching that show.

I was rooting for you, Che. I was. And I'm saying this. I felt bad for Che. Yeah, I did too. Watching that show. I was rooting for you, Che. I was. And I mean that seriously. And I was like, they're being too mean to Che. And I said that to myself. Yeah. Which is hard to do. Hard.

Hard. Yeah. I was. Yeah, I think the after show was good because I was just confused why Rico was so mad at me because, yeah, me and him never were strategy partners or we're not particularly close. So I was confused. But, I mean, if he's following Kirk's lead, that's fine. Yeah.

It was, yeah, the after show was fun. It definitely felt like a lot of the beefs and everything kind of dissipated a little bit, which was good. Because there was a time when Dave was very mad at Jerry, when Kirk was very mad at you. I mean, that week was very mad at you. I mean, that week was intense. Yeah. From feelings. Well, not for me. I think from everybody.

From, like, literally everybody. Well, no, I mean, I was 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday was pretty intense for me. Oh, yeah. Sweating out bats. Yeah. You went through the gamut of emotions in one day. I was on

Kirk's show with Will this morning and I was like they were like, so what did you do wrong? I was like, everything. And then they started talking about it. I was like, I actually for all the Windy City Mafia stuff, like Hank PFT and I never strategized before we went to New York. It's like, so I actually was playing the game poorly

for like a month before. Yeah So I actually was playing the game poorly for like a month before. Yeah. Like I was playing the game poorly even before the game and he was even close to starting. So I had, I mean, it came out during the show, but I had aligned with Casey and Fidelberg for a month just because I thought nobody would suspect that and everyone would suspect.

No, you're right. I'm with you guys. And my worry is because I wanted to talk to you guys as well with that, and it was pretty laissez-faire. And I thought that we were underprepared as a group. But overall, I think had a good showing from the majority. I mean, Jerry's in the final. I was in the final.

Hey, you did as good as you could have done, correct? You couldn't have won. You made the final. It came down to who would vote for you, right? Yeah, there was a major pivot point for me in the game when Jerry offered me the idol. You were never eliminated. No, Jay had an incredible run because he was never voted for,

and then he was never voted for. So what about season? He was the Tony Stump of Trillium. He literally never had his name written down. Steve was never written down? He was never written down. That's incredible. No one ever tried to eliminate him, and then no one voted for him to win.

So do you think if you played in two? We're more alike than I am. What about season two of Surviving Bar barstool how did you do there made it fourth place was whoa spoiler oh yeah yeah yeah and got uh backstabbed in the final four okay there was in your mind was there a timeline that you could have won this like because because as i was watching i feel like that was the best possible outcome for you is make it to the final three you were never actually going to win so like that was the best do you do you think there was a world in which you could have won i think if i had stuck i had a very strong original plan that i think could have maybe given me a much better shot if it was the final three of

me kevin and feidelberg did it involve you not giving a speech at the end because i think that no matter how well you played the game it's fair yeah my the book report speech he like yeah it was it was the only it was the only angle at that point i could take is like will played a better game than everyone so i can't be like hey i have the best gameplay vote for me so you have to attack he won the challenges and he has a lot of like those are my only angles and i told him that before yeah he um he killed it steven could not have won because so i was being accused of meddling like which was i think a pretty exaggerated because i did say i wanted jerry and dave to or jerry and PFT to vote out Dave but after that I really wasn't involved the the involvement after that meddling came Kirk and Dave created a voting block where

Kirk and like Rico and whoever was going with Kirk said they wouldn't vote for Jerry or Che and Dave did the same so when they got to the final it was like yeah so and everyone in the game knew it too yeah they had like eight votes it was like all these people like we will not vote for jerry or che under any circumstance so like will knew that like everyone knew that yeah um yeah but will played the best game i voted for him people were like you you just voted for him because everyone was saying that uh jerry charity case but they don't realize I voted for him a month and a half ago yeah I didn't vote last night

charity case is a good nickname that was pretty good no I mean Will was incredible yeah and we got our shirts now when you see the mafia what's up probably the worst mafia ever considering the fact that Hank and I were one in three out Shay was aligned with New York and Jerry got Dave to hate him for a really long time.

I wrote with my guys when it counted. Yeah, Windy City Mafia. That's a cool name. It is. We had to make sure it's about Dave. Yeah. Che, do you have a goo ma? You can admit it.

I don't think it's that bad if you're in the mafia. What does that mean? You buying a bracelet for us? No, no. Sneaky thing? No. It'd be cool, though. It's in a that bad if you're in the mafia. What does that mean? You're buying a bracelet for... No, no. Sneaky thing? No, no. It'd be cool, though. It's in a way, if you had one.

One more guy, man. One more guy, man. Man. You could have just said one partner. There's only so much hot sex to go around. Yeah, you're right. A man has a finite amount of hot sex in him. Oh, yeah.

I'm out. I've yeah. I'm out. I've tapped. I tapped quick. I got one more in me. You got one more fuck? One more fuck. I got one more in me. Baby, get ready for one last fuck.

Hot sex coming up. Dude, that would be a sick movie. A guy with one fuck left. Many guys. Would you use it on? Oh, man. What would your strategy be? You'd have to do a dating show it would be like a

groundbreaking fuck or would you like try to find like actually fall in love with someone because then it's like no because i think i would want to make love no no no no because if you if you made love that girl would be devastated because you couldn't do it again yeah do you die is it like a bee it's like a praying mantis. Yeah. No, no, you don't die. You just can't fuck. That's it.

One last fuck. Can't be emotional. We should do a dating show where the winner, you just fuck once at the end. One fuck. Yeah. One fuck. I'm pretty sure that's what Tommy did. Yeah.

One last fuck. One fuck. I love you, baby, but there's a problem. I don't want to use it. I only have one fuck left, and I want to make it count. That's the title. That would be a good rom-com. Yeah, a man who could only fuck one more time.

Yeah, but they extended forever. Yeah. Oh, that would be the great ending. They'd just, like, never fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I love you so much, we're not going to fuck. Yeah, they became friends.

Oh, M became friends that's beautiful yeah what an ending let's write that dude one fuck left it starts in the doctor's office he's walking out like just rubbing his head and it flashes back the doctor's like it doesn't look good you fucked how many times the sequel one fuck left, two. And then there's two fuck left. There's two fuck left. The sequel. Two fuck left. He goes to the parents.

He's like, I have some bad news. I have only one last fuck. No. What do we tell you? And the mom stands up and is like. No, mom. The sequel is like Mr. 3000 With Bernie Mac

Where Yeah He's already used His last fuck But then he finds out They miscounted And he's actually got Two left

Yeah Yeah We went back over the numbers You actually got two left in you Two fucks Oh fuck Wait what was That was a baseball movie

Yeah Yeah like An old baseball player They counted up his hits And he was actually He didn't have Yeah He had to go back As an old fat player they counted up his hits and he was actually he didn't have yeah he had to go back as an old fat ass and get another single yeah yeah kind of a good plot yeah it's the same exact plot as one fuck left yeah it's true a little redundant

the spinoff to one fuck is a guy that transitioned so he can get fucked one more time oh god yeah progressive yeah now we're just out at the bar drinking you're just like what's your body count i'm like i fucked probably like 2999 times dude what oh all right should we uh should we see what what the mincey can i see these videos mincecy so for people who missed it let's start from the top mincy has done wake up mincy 12 total times and uh two of those times now have like major major incidents uh so yesterday morning he did wake up mincy and he spoiled the surviving barstool finale or who was in the final three and he didn't just spoil it like, oh, yeah, you know,

Will's been around all week. Like, oh, people can assume. He went straight to it where it was so direct. Yeah. And so matter of fact, here it is. The finale. It's been nine shows on Barstool.TV, $9.99 for the year. Obviously a lot of controversy with that and the YouTube, et cetera.

Down to the final three people, I believe. In fact, it is. I know. It's Jerry. It's the best spoiler ever. The second one's better to me. Yeah, do we have the second one? Because it's the most blatant lie afterwards.

Yeah, like you could have got just thrown off your tooth. Yeah, so three left. Jerry, show. Oh, that noise. I didn't know. Wait a second. The one beforehand was like, I think, well, I know. Wait, listen to that noise.

We start to mumble. Yeah, so three left. Jerry, Shea, and Will Compton. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just gained 15 pounds. He's fucking fat in his head. Wait. So what was the time between the two?

Why did no one tell him after the first one? I don't know. Maybe they did. Maybe they did. Maybe they did. And so then Dave found out he was coming in. Dave was just screaming at i think it's uh viva tv has the full behind the scenes i watched the entire thing it was yeah and mincy so mincy

fucks up twice and of course in classic mincy fashion he just gets his backpack and runs out of the office yep like literally runs away good move like forrest gump i'm just gonna start running and hope i end up somewhere better he's running away from home yeah so Dave shows up like 10 minutes after that and he's like where the fuck is Mincy calls him and he's like I ran away he literally said he ran away so Dave had him in the office and uh made him wear a dunce cap all day he was sitting like in the corner of Dave's office for most of the day then he had to sit in the hallway. And he's just – I laughed so fucking hard with this guy because it's like you want to be mad,

but, like, Dave was like, we're done with Wake Up Mincey until we get a dump button. You can't be trusted. And he's just like, man, we had so much momentum. Why can't anybody say that? It was going so well. It was going so well. My favorite thing was, like, he was getting screamed at, destroyed, and then he was just like, I like the Packers this week. Yeah, no, yeah.

Dave said that he was sitting in his office doing work, and Mitzi was sitting in the corner just mumbling to himself about how he loved the Packers. Oh, my. Yeah. He's just. Wait, what's that? And he also said, he was like, well, I didn't say a racial slur.

That was the funny. That blew my mind. That is true. You could say that for a lot of things. You find that? Every fuck up that's not a racial slur that was the funny that yeah that is true you could say that for a lot of things you find that every fuck up that's not a racial yeah yeah i mean he he did kind of have a point there what was his fuck up when all right oh this is awesome when god created me out of the womb he created a lightning rod it's everywhere i go I do. It's been like this my whole life, too,

way even before Barstool. It's just like... I mean well, but there's always chaos. Not again. You can't be. You can't have. You just can't do it again. Oh, my God.

How is this real? He also even said, are you doing that on purpose? Yeah. No. So are we on to act three now? I said that to him. I was like, act one was zero to 40. Yep.

Act two was four months. Yeah, 40 to 40. And now we're on to act three. Yeah. So he has to go do the car wash again with all the shows being like, this is act three for me. Yep. I just got to go back on another three-hour macrodosing.

That's one of the funniest videos ever of him just going through door frames. He just can't handle it. It's too much. It's really hard to stay mad at Ben. Why can't it just be pre-released? Why does it have to be live? Because this is a feature, not a nick okay so this is ben menz fucking up on live mike is the show yeah yeah yeah i guess that's what you're waiting for the show is not him getting ready what is him fucking up that's why we watch

he's like 17 percent of wake up mince he has like 70% so but I was all corrected you that was all time clip sitting there we're just like yelling at him and he's less like I was like mince you realize that like 10% of the time you've done wake up mince you fucked up he's like actually it's 17% like this guy's rain man he's like I've always had a brain for numbers he's just oh my god he's he's a special special boy i i the the you're right the show maybe we need to keep it live because that is the show just him continually getting canceled but like yeah that's that's exactly it's like rico man like rico calming down is not it's what we all want it has to be a completely live show

with zero accountability towards Barstool. So he has to do it from his home. A disclaimer, yeah. He has to do it from his home and has to do his own YouTube account. This show is, yeah. No Barstool logo. Can't have any Barstool guests.

The delay is not a hard fix. Yeah, well, so that was the other plot twist. There's a video that surfaced from last week's Viva TV where Hank and a bunch of the people were laughing about how there's no delay. So that hurt their case where Dave was like, are you fucking serious? I watched this video with the most fear of all time being like, please, I do not. I hope I do not show up in this video. There's nothing to be nervous about. We're about to come out here and let this thing fly. No question, genius. We're about to let this thing fly. No, that's the beauty of White Cup Nets here. I do not I hope I do not show up in this video

Is like playing a game of Russian roulette every day every morning on a live stream what was this your approval of a no Take delay for wake up I don't have time to figure that out right now, so I'm hoping that it's fine. The way it needs to work right now is without one. Like, I can't do a tape delay. This is Stefan's way to central stuff. He's so sassy. I thought there was, like, a 90-second tape delay.

Ambitious. I'm excited. Now it's a little more exciting. I don't know if it's exciting or nervous. Tough for Hank. That's a little wild, but, yeah, I guess excited is a way to put it. Nervous is another. I'm shocked we can't do tape delay.

That feels like it should be very easy to do. I'm also a mincey guy, so I believe in him. I mean, you can't do it twice, right? I heard that there's going to be a slight delay on the broadcast. If there's no chance of him fucking up does it ruin the appeal are you serious totally live totally live again this will be a great decision so fucking good the screen cap of the viva tv um headlines yes oh yeah show that tj it's so good it's it's it's just so he's so perfect

everything he does i want to see if you come in here i every no he's not allowed he's not allowed oh that email was very serious what if we don't what if he's on a delay you would have to like oh he'll he'll whisper to me all right have him stand in the hallway yeah and then yeah i would need like delayed responses to your life questions. So wait, he can whisper something to Mook, and Mook can run in and tell you what he said. Have him text me a video of his answers to your questions. That's what he should do, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh. But have him stand right there and film them. We can't. Yeah, yeah. The pre-recorded live interview. Stand outside the glass. Yeah, stand. The pre-recorded live interview. Stand outside the glass. Yeah, stand outside the glass.

This is revolutionary. YouTube added this like literally one month ago. You could just go right here and add it. Oh, no. It's like very, very easy to do a taped live. Oh, we should probably do a 30-second delay on this show. But if there was a delay, yeah. Notice KB and Nick said yeah.

Our advertising. You guys have Nick said yeah. Our advertising. You guys have been a long time without advertising. We have good relationships now. What happened with Mintz when he was running through New York City in the Man I Love Fall shirt? That's when he... It was Labor Day weekend, and Pick Central wasn't going to do an episode that day

because there was no yak that day, and no one would have known, but then Mincy tweeted at like 11.45, hey guys, no Pick Central today, taking the day off. Yeah. And Dave was like, why? Go start the show at 12, so he had to sprint to work. He always tweets his days off. Yes.

He lets everyone know, like, hey, I'm taking a day off. Oh, there he is. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Wait. Can we put headphones? Can we open the door crack and let him have headphones? Yeah, I think so. No, no, you can't be.

Alright, so, Mincy. Mincy, get out. Okay. Yeah, get out, get out. Okay. Yeah, this is wild, right? Yeah, yeah, get out, get out. Yeah, you kind of got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, we have a way to get around it. We have a way to get around it.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, this is going to be great. Oh, man. Okay, so we're going to put the headphones out there. I'll help you, Nick. Text it to TJ. There we go. Nice.

So put those on. Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah, put it in that crack right in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we can just hear him. Wait.

Oh, we can't hear him that well. No. No, we can't hear him at all. Oh, his voice carries for some reason. All right, so, Mincy, can you hear us? We can't hear him. So that's perfect. Yeah, yeah. This is perfect.

This is how we have to have you on the live show. So, Mincy, when we ask you questions, you'll take a video, and then you'll send it to TJ. Do you have TJ's number? All right, hold on. Wait. Move a little bit over. I want to get you in the picture. Okay.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay. All right. I'm going to tweet that out uh but yeah that camera is probably gonna be good that's how we have to do it now this is how we have it has to be done there's only one other way to do this like we're talking to a guy in prison we found on the tape there's a very small percentage of me that hopes he drops a slur in one of these pre-recorded days.

TJ, my small percentage is about 98% today. Oh, wait. It's a manually taped delay. This is innovative. Yeah. This is the first ever pre-recorded live interview. Wow.

Oh my god. Oh, my God. What, Kyle? I mentioned my love for moist cake, milky cake, and people were like, Tres Leches is the move. Someone sent me some. Wow. Six of them for everyone. Wow.

Thank you, James G. Thank you, James G. How about that? Jeff D'Lo, I believe, is waving. Oh, Jeff D'Lo, come in. Come waving. Oh, Jeff D'Lo. Come in. Come in. Oh, he has to go? All right.

See you, Jeff. This looks fantastic. Thanks for coming on, Jeff. We'll pass it down. This looks so good. Revolutionary. All right. So, Mincy, how do you feel about everything that happened yesterday

and, like, the future of Wake Up Mincy? All right, so we should just talk while he's talking, so that way we don't hear it, and then he'll send it. So that was the question that was asked, how he feels about the future. Oh, true. Yeah, and maybe, like, a rebrand. No, thank you. Also, I just now realized us talking and him having the headphones on.

It's going to really, really hurt. It's like breaking his brain. His brain's not going to be able to handle this. He can hear us. He's going to repeat anything we say. Imagine if we start talking about Ole Miss. You know what we should do? Imagine if we start singing first of the month.

Yeah, we should say some slurs. Wake up. Oh, yeah, just see if he repeats them. Wake up, wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month. Get up, get up, get up. It's the first of the month. Get up, get up, get up. His brain might shoot out of his nose. Wake up, it's the first of the month.

Get up, get up. He's used to this when he's on acid. Yeah, right. This is kind of probably baseline, normal. Yes. This is so great. It looks like he's in the stew right now. This answer's way too long.

Yeah, my fault. We're going to have multiple questions. I want to ask him a yes or no question. Vince, you don't fuck this up. No, the video's going to be blurry as fuck. It's probably just going to be a photo. It's a live picture. It's a front-facing camera.

He's pointing at us. He's pointing at us. He's pointing at us. So you have to watch this, TJ. Yes, of course. You can't just put it out there. No, I would never. Okay. Revolutionize the radio game.

See, this wasn't so hard for Wake Up Mincy. Who's Ole Miss playing in their bowl game? I have no idea. Oh, shit. We could look it up. And they came out with their – I think their schedule came out already. Oh. They do like a cool –

Who announced their schedule? Their schedule's not out yet. It's way too early. Was it just a graphic they posted? Probably. I don't know. Probably got someone on campus to give out – Who's like a famous alum?

DK. Probably got DK. DK. It was probably DK. AJ Brown Who's the famous alum? DK. DK. It was probably DK. AJ Brown. Yeah, it was probably DK. I wish someone would tell us who was in it. I don't know. We'll see what their schedule's like.

Yeah. You going to the Vegas Sphere while we're there? I'm going to go, I think, when Phish is going in April. Oh, shit. That'll be sick. Yeah. Yeah, I actually have an extra ticket. Do they have...

They sang the Crazy Game of Poker, right? Yes. Okay. That's the ice cream. Yes, that's Fish. Fish sang Crazy Game of Poker. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's their hit.

The Ben and Jerry band. Yeah. Minty, if you have any responses to anything we're talking about, you can just... Text TJ. No, you can video it and text TJ. We gotta be careful with the hand signals. Yeah. Let let's not do let's not start that pressed up let's not yeah

now we're just gonna get random like i don't even remember what the first question not a clue we're just gonna get random out of sequence answers it's gonna be great, my God. So I had something happen in my life where I've lucked into a ton of money. And I want to give it to a pediatric cancer fund or event. Okay. Is there any that are happening? It's got to be local. Wait. Now, I know.

Should I just keep it for myself? You're hoping kids get cancer so you can go to the event no he has money he wants to give to kids with cancer let me ask you a follow-up question sure um favorite meal i mean like like breakfast lunch dinner or like anything i'd eat anything barbecue probably specifically any type of meat. If you eat anything. Barbecue, probably. Specifically any type of meat? Pork. Huh. All right. How do you combine?

I don't think there's. All right. If you had said hamburgers, I have actually. You know a spot? Yeah, I know a child. Ronald McDonald. Yeah, Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald House.

Pediatric cancer. Sure. They do hamburgers. You know what? No, I'll give it to them. Yeah. I'll give it to them yeah i'll give it to them um it's got to be something like down south though they're fine down there there's money

cancer down there now i don't think they i don't think they like kids in the south true yeah oh well they like them in weird ways uh We have any more questions for Mincy? That's a great reaction. You said they like them in weird ways. What was your reaction? Show us your reaction. Shrugging the hell out of his hands. Move a little this way because you've got to glare.

See if this window is maybe better. Mincy, you said Wake Up Mints was just starting just like starting to move a little more where right there if this didn't happen where would you see where would you see wake up mince being four months from now i was uh she's gonna get a flurry of these Oh here we go Now it's gonna be his voice in his head Alright first of all He's making a video with his own voice I feel Okay

I feel First of all I feel awful About I feel more bad for the production Than I do for myself. Because I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I can face the mistakes. But it's more about me screwing up for other people

and causing other problems for other people, especially Corey and Stephan and my production guys, who have done such a good job. And I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I'll deal with it. But when I cause all the problems for other people, especially Corey and Stephanie, my production guys, who've done such a good job. And I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I'll deal with it. But when I cause all the problems for other people, that's what bothers me. But I've been assured that Wake Up Minty is not suspended. I'm sure that this is like a suspension, but it's not. This is a terrible answer.

Not forever. And so we're gonna adjust we're gonna find the dump button we're gonna tape and we're gonna roll on life's gonna go on all right all right thank you mincy so mincy for the rest of the show just whenever you want to chime in on conversation just take the video and send it to tj so anything you want to talk about you just send it to tj we'll just play it. It might be out of order. Were you guys aware there are – There he is. Willie boy, the king. There are six undefeated teams in men's college basketball right now.

What? Yep. Houston, Arizona, Baylor. I believe Clemson, Oklahoma, and James Madison. Wow. Only those six. Yep. Have not lost a game.

Only those six. those are the only six if you want to talk take a video tj those are the only six teams left in college basketball that have not lost also mincy because of the glare we need you to step that window yeah there you go yeah holy shit so um hey will we'll talk about surviving in a minute but just to catch you up um we now have mincy on on tape delay so he's he can hear everything we talk about surviving in a minute, but just to catch you up, we now have Mincy on tape delay. So he can hear everything we talk about. If he wants to chime in at any point, he takes a video and sends it to TJ. TJ watches it and then plays it for us.

We've created manual tape delay. Hey, adapt or die, Mincy. This is my favorite. This might be my favorite. Yep. God love him. Yeah, anything he wants to contribute to the show, he can do. He can say it, but he's got to say it to the camera and then send it to TJ. It's a chain of command.

You've been on Wake Up, Mincy? Yes. I've been on Wake Up, Mincy. I've actually been on Wake Up, Mincy on both seasons that have been canceled. So have I. Yeah. Maybe we're the problem. Maybe the episode before.

I've been the penultimate episode twice, I think. Ooh. I'm a harbinger. Yeah. But I'm like pestilence. But now, Big Cat. Yeah. Will you be afraid to appear on Wake Up Mincy if it ever comes back with a reputation?

I know you keep it squeaky clean. I've said this before, and the analogy I use is that, what's his name, Mike Lindell? The MyPillow guy. The MyPillow guy has, I think, lost his entire business, but he's like, I'm sticking with Trump no matter what. If Stella Blue Coffee goes into the tank,

but it's with Mincy, I'm okay with that. I've made peace with that. We're going to just go down together. can you how can you keep supporting this show that gets canceled all the time it will eventually come back on me uh but i'm ready for that day yeah and mincey maybe if you want to chime in i hope he's chiming in oh he's chiming in right now yeah perfect look at that in like five to six minutes it looks like a zoo animal right yeah it's crazy he's so perfect all right wait do the high noon ad i'm gonna take a piss well we got to talk about you winning 100k ladies gentlemen so tired about talking about winning oh yeah the high noon game day

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Give it to me. No, no, no. I don't see gluten on here. Just a lot of flour? Yeah. That's fine then. It tastes like cinnamon toast crunch in cake form. I literally just got a little...

It's so good. You got a little tiny drip? How you feeling? Good. I mean... Let's not talk about it yeah we don't have we don't have to you won cool yeah i used to it did you have to spike the football with the speech though like you you knew you already had it won and then you give like

a 10 out of 10 when you got dudes given like jerry's speech felt like a a kid just like recapping his summer on the first yeah where he was like and Where he was like, and then we, and then we, and then I, and then we. I thought he did a solid job, though, talking about his strategy because that, you know, aside from the show, because I think production crushed it. Because you watch it back, you're like, man, Jerry played a solid game. Way better than how it was portrayed in real time because his old guy and some of the crew was

taking a lot of credit for some of his moves which we've all talked about it's like that kind of took away from his game yeah and he didn't have the dog stand down yeah you know what i mean yeah will everyone keeps saying you played like the best game of all time were you count were you calculating that or were you just in like flow you were just vibing uh yeah i mean i like to think so there was a moment when i was watching her i i've never seen survivors so i had no idea like what were good moves bad moves or otherwise but there were times where i was watching where i was like does will know what he's doing or is he just he's just like fuck it let's backstab yeah or is this you're just spamming the backstab button so did you feel like you were in control or were you just

like yeah fuck it let's backstab now no no no no, no. I felt good about it because every, it's like the, if I could explain my part of the game, going into it, I wouldn't say I was like under the radar, but unassuming. We don't have to get him now. There are a lot of visible secret alliances and rivalries that I knew going into it that's like you hope all those things play into your favor. And then when you split up into tribes, cause I had never watched our survivors. So when

I saw that we split up into tribes and then we're doing team team challenges against the other team, I get to kind of lean into the things that I feel like I do naturally or my strengths, like the camaraderie, the, the team element, all those things, locker room guy, kind of like not be, not be like the guy out front and be loud and like the arrogance and all that stuff, but just kind of like be myself. And then when it mattered if you won the challenges, then you get immunity. It's like, hey, guys, I got to direct the focus on we have to win because their team will implode because they're all –

there's Dan got taken out first day. Then all of a sudden it's like, oh, shit. Then Dave's in, you got Jerry in. There's all these moves that get made, so it's like we have to win the challenges so when we drop a couple challenges it's like if you felt you had the voice then you try and like lead the group to this one decision but that early in the game is tough because then you build a target on your back so you kind of like go with the numbers and just be like hey we got to win tomorrow that's all that matters we got to win tomorrow so you know and I was a valuable asset in all the team challenges yeah so then

when you got to the merger I knew that I was playing up the alliance in New York with KFC and fights like I knew that was a real alliance probably the strongest alliance of they're not gonna break up versus the bigger alliances of Chicago Boston and all those rivalries that were kind of already happening. I knew that the KFC and New York one, they had smaller numbers. It was just a duo. So they needed my number at all times. Oh, and Che, too. Yeah, I didn't know Che until he stabbed Kirk in the back.

And then so it was like they needed our numbers, and our team was a little – we had a little bit more team harmony than theirs. But I knew I could always flow over to the other side and talk with the boss in the Chicago side. Gaz was kind of trying to recruit me. Like, hey, you know, we're going to work together if we get to the other side. Dave kind of said it. And then, like, I knew, like, doing the stuff in Chicago with Big Cat

and everything, it's like I knew I would have kind of that alliance a little bit as well, but I couldn't let it be known. So then you build up, you get to the merger. And then from there, it's just like, if you win the immunity necklace, you're in control of the conversation a little bit more because you're the one in charge. If you don't, you kind of have to fall back into the numbers because I wanted to keep Rico around.

But Tommy won the immunity that time. I was like, hey, we need to get Rico. And you kind of just got to fall back into the, you know, fall back into the bushes on that one. Played the perfect game. Yeah, it makes sense when you, you were hiding in plain sight the whole time. Right having no affiliation having enough alliance no you have no direct alliances but you're also extremely likable so like and has relationships and you have relationship

with everyone yeah yeah so i guess it's the perfect thing when you make obvious yeah i just didn't see it yeah make a big move on tommy tommy is like he's about the game and the strategy and the gamesmanship of it versus you know if you eliminate somebody you want there to be as less bloodshed as possible because as you saw when jerry gets out dave like it's it was all chaos and kind of ended up hurting jerry because there's too much bloodshed yeah so if you when you eliminate tommy he's going to respect it and then when i got kfc late like in the final five it's like there's not enough time left for him to create too much too much bloodshed outside onto the jury to where they're all going to vote against me yeah do you

feel like Ben Mintz stole some of your shine by saying yeah do you want an apology from him maybe I would love an apology if it makes it yeah yeah be careful with your words yeah oh we have another I'm still here Will Compton congrats on winning Survivor. Wait, that happened already. Every few months, I got to go through one of these. Wait, what question was this? I don't remember. Thanks, man. Do we have other ones?

Mitzi, can you tell us what question that was for? Tell us what question that was for. Yeah, we don't remember. TJ, did you guys play another one while I was taking a piss? No. Oh, do you have more? By the way, Daily's Donuts, the guy outside, he was just in the lobby. This guy makes donuts in his apartment in Chicago.

Wow. Yeah, that was very good. I just had one. A little fresh little munchkin donut. Freshie? They're so good. So good. No free shout-outs.

It's a free shout-out. So soft. Wait, what's the next one, TJ? Thank you, Big Cat, for the unconditional support. I appreciate it. I wouldn't be in Chicago without you. I'm looking at people in my life that ride or die. What was the question?

With me. I think it must be talking about Stella Blue. He's though. Look at the headphone cord. Mincy is on tape delay, but his brain is on tape delay. He's tape delaying himself. It seems as if that's the case. Like, look at every – watch that video again.

He's, like, taking a while to get going. Thank you, Big Cap, the unconditional support. He's tape delaying himself. We're on double tape delay. Wow, yeah, that's smart. That's smart. A lot of fail safes. A lot of fail safes. It's like the backup engine on a plane.

Very grateful for your support. Thank you. Thank you, Ben. Oh, Mincy. He's quite something. You on the Packers this weekend? I don't know. I was thinking about it, but no one's giving me a really good case

for why the Packers should beat the Bucs. You've got to be really sold on that. If anyone could give me a case. They're not going to beat the Bucs. You don't think they're going to beat the Bucs? No. Bucs are fighting for the playoffs. That's Jay's team.

That's our guy's team. I need a case on it, though. I need a reasoning for it. I likes are fighting for the playoffs. That's Che's team. That's our guy's team. I need a case on it, though. I need a reasoning for it. I like Green Bay. Yeah. Right now, I'm undecided. Maybe Che could sell you. Yeah, Che, what do you got?

Bucs, baby. Oh, okay. That's not good. No, that wasn't good. Bucs, baby. Bucs, baby. The Bucs, baby. Oh, if we're talking ball, We haven't put together a parlay Oh Oh my god Yeah

I'm We forgot yesterday during anus So I'm I also have some bad news Mook Boy Monday night was I was running hot

And that whole thing Got me running cold That started it off Yeah I did curse The Dolphins. Yeah. I've lost every bet this week.

Just means we're due. But we still have some. We can still make a play. We got some work. We got some work. You guys, this is just like a random parlay, different games. We were just doing it. I was doing it for Mook.

We created a Tua Tommy DeVito touchdown parlay. And if he won, I'd give him 30K. So it was fun. He streamed it. It was fun. And then we created another one with like Tyreek, Jalen Waddle. And then at the end, I was like, what if all these dudes don't score? So we did the reverse.

No score for five guys. That one. So he's up 2,500. Yep. Nice. I'm down about like 12,000. So I gave him 1,500. And then we're going to do another parlay for 12,000 so I gave them 1,500 and then we're going to do another parlay

for 1,000 on Sunday but this will end in me this is going to only hurt me but it's going to be a fun ride we're going to ride together I love how much you love pain yeah it's just like okay I did the math I was like wait that was a really bad night for me

and Mook won $2,500. Yeah, yeah. Didn't really see it playing out that way. Yeah, I want a quarter million, actually. Yeah, Mook bucks. Mook bucks. I want to see Mincy get into an argument with this tape delay situation with somebody.

We need Brandon here bad. Where's Brandon? He's in Wyoming. He's doing a video for the bowl game. He did that two years ago? No, last year. Okay. Yeah. You're video for the bowl game He did that two years ago? No, last year You're going to the bowl game, right? Yeah

Wyoming's in it again? Yeah And their coach is retiring Who are they playing? Last Ride, Toledo Okay One Last Fuck Yeah, One Last Fuck

One Last Fuck If you had one last fuck, would you spend it? Or would you keep it forever? Coming this fall. It's like the beginning of that Eminem song. Man goes to his grave with one last fuck. Yeah, dude. Would that be a good movie?

Maybe. I'd watch it. No, you can't take one last fuck into the second half, though. Yeah, the whole time, it had to be a movie about edging yeah use it yeah use it or lose it yeah it's your use it or lose it time out in college basketball yeah okay carry over you gotta you gotta get all right that's our next book we're putting out yeah whoa there it is one last one last fuck is absolutely gonna have to be a book yeah it is or a play uh two acts maybe three oh three acts, maybe three acts. Oh, a three-act play.

That's too many acts. That is too many. I can't conceptualize. You could do three acts. Yeah, I cannot even fathom three acts. So I can picture one act. You could do three acts. I can picture the second act, but if the second act goes wrong,

you're telling me there could be a third act? Nobody gets a third act. Only if the second act is like super duper short. Like how short? Like a day? First one, like 40 years. Second one, like three to six months. Okay, and then the third act?

You allow a third act? That's the finale. Wait. Oh, no. I don't think people get third acts. But if you did get a third act, like what would that look like? Put the headphones back on, Mincy. The first act.

Yeah, what the hell? This is the best part when he's trying to record a video. The first act. So he can't really think straight. The third act, yeah. Hear me out. The first act should be directed by Quentin Tarantino. Mincy, Mincy, Mincy, Mincy, Mincy, Mincy.

Yep. Lock in, Minty. Yep. Lock in, lock in. He's Zuckerberg. He can hear us though right now. Oh, yeah. He's Zuckerberg in the, I was like, don't bother him. Dave Portnoy and Barstool Big Cat. Still a blue and brick watch.

They've been great, man. Thank you for the support. All right, so one last fuck of the book I think we actually have to do it like where we'll spin and in order and you have to someone has to write a chapter and then someone has to read it and then pass it on so it's not actually like we actually have to tell you a story we all write a chapter but it's actually a story that runs yep and we all we figure out together the beginning and end and everything else in the middle. The last chapter, they fuck. That's the chapter you want.

Or no. Whoever has that power of final chapter. Let's not give it away. What if it's fuck? It's fuck. Fuck or bust? Is it bust? It's bust.

It's fuck. No. It's fuck. You could fuck and not bust. Can he bust but not fuck? Can you bust and not fuck? You're right. A bust and's fuck. You could fuck and not bust. Can he bust but not fuck? But can you bust and not fuck? Right. A bust and not fuck.

He could still bust. He could jerk off. No, that's fucking your hand. Yeah. Oh. Wait, wait. He could have a... He can hands-free EJAC.

Hands-free EJAC is the only way he can do it. It's one last fuck, not one last bust. What is Vincey doing right now? Yeah. He's just dancing. Wait, is he... Are we playing music to him? Yeah, what are you listening to?

That was when Will showed up and acknowledged me. I don't know. I just felt right, boys. He was saying what the answer was, what question he was answering, but unfortunately we don't remember the answer. So now we need to reverse Jeopardy. Yeah. What were you answering there, Mincy?

Send us the video of what you were answering. What was that video? What were you answering? What was the question? We'll play the video again, so you can refresh yourself And TJ make sure you keep all these in order. Let's never go out of order on it. Oh, no I could do this all day long. I think we are Acknowledged me. I don't know. I just felt right, boy.

What the fuck? Is he in his third act or does he have to announce that he's in it? Well, I would like to know. Oh, yeah. I would like to know if it's technically third act time. 2.1. Or are we taking a breather? He's got to.

Well, no. If you're talking, you have to take the video. No, take the video and send it to TJ. Whatever we ask, you got to take the video. Even if it's a one word. All right. The second act's not over. This is a tiny, tiny blip. Not.

How do you see that? What were you trying to say there? Yeah, send the ending of that video. Send the ending of that video to TJ. TJ, play that video again The second act's not over This is a tiny tiny Oh my god Our special special boy One of one.

He is just the best. This might be one of the best. This might be a Mount Rushmore. Yeah, right now. I'm having a lot of fun. So animated. What? What an answer.

That last one. That was perfect. Beautiful. How pumped was your wife, Will, that you won that? She was pumped. She was pumped. Yeah, she kind of knew. Massive turn on.

Yeah, but with taxes. You got the money awarded in Illinois. The taxes here and agent fees probably. Blue state. Yeah, how much money much are you paying out suits no i hope you don't get taxed in new york yeah or yeah new york and it'd be even worse yeah well i don't think you'd get taxed here yeah that's true oh you're gonna get taxed in new york yeah you're gonna get taxed in tenn It's probably going to be in your paycheck. Yeah, absolutely.

No state of the art tax. Wouldn't it come off as some prize money or bonus thing? I don't know. Double tax. You seem like you know the tax game. I have no idea. You could technically count it as gambling and then deduct your gambling losses. I was talking to Dave. All right.

I don't know if I should say this. I'll say it. We were talking. You won $100,000. taxes what's a 50 yeah let's say 50 maybe we just say 60 and then just put it all in a parlay yeah you're real risky yeah wow Will just never wins money oh dude 60 to win the making I know you got it like that but are you going to use this money For something You got it like that

I'm splitting it up and sending it back home My dad Africa what Yeah Send it back home I want all my family in Dominican Republic to be able to someday visit. You got to get something for yourself. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I'll maybe get a little something.

I just wanted to win. The pride. Yeah. For the bragging rights. Would you have fought just as hard if there was no prize? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Do you have shit just as hard if there was no prize yes yeah yes do you have shit that you want that's a general question for any rich guys in the room is there shit that you still want yeah i mean power yeah i want to run the world crush my enemies the number one thing if i have on everybody's throat and will you well private jet well you might feel the same way but if you had to ask me like the one thing i still want is i would love love love uh show from tuesday through thursday at 8 a.m that i could wake up to and watch consistently and be like i know it's going to be there in my life. I don't know if money can buy that, but that's the only thing I want.

Unchanging like the tide. Yeah, just like I know it will be there for me. Something consistent. And it's just like it's there. I can wake up. A little chaos. So is that time slot open right now? I haven't been able to find the show.

I had one, but it keeps getting canceled. Brandon could do something very funny right now yeah he could wake up with Brandon yeah king of the South Oh king of this out he just woke if he just did wake up with a see and it just he just wore a name tag I said mince II back he could do it that's a stage name he's playing a character he should play a character and then just drop a racial slur yeah then oh wow oh that was anime oh i really don't know what i was answering will just came in the studio and he acknowledged me and i acknowledged him back what was that what was that for man mincy what was that one for wait yeah mincy do you know what this one is? Play it again.

We've kind of lost the plot here. Yeah, we're going to play this, Mincy, and then you've got to tell us what this one's for. I really don't know what I was answering. Will just came in the studio and he acknowledged me, and I acknowledged him back. I don't have a fucking clue what that was. Mincy, what was that one for?

He was, I think we were asked. We'll hear from him. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Zero help. You just heard the answer. You've never heard the question. Yeah, right.

So I don't know how you could even. I guess we'll find out. Just try to piece together the brain. Yeah, it's tough. The brain engineer, yeah. This is so bad that I won't do this forever. We're real bad guys, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Some dickhead huh? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Some dickhead shit. Yeah. Did you see the video of him with the dunce hat? I don't think so. Not the video. I saw a photo of him.

No, this is the most mincey thing ever. Maybe he could actually mince it. Can you explain to us what happened with the Dunce hat and doorways? Door frames? Because it was... And let's also play the video, too. Yeah, let's play the video, and then we'll maybe get the explanation in like 20 minutes. TJ's bogged down right now.

Yeah, oh yeah. TJ's got a lot of work he's got to do watching all of these. It would be, if Mincy did have any flair for the dramatic, this is him. The seat get up. God created me out of the womb. He created a lightning rod. It's everywhere I go, everything I do. It's been like this my whole life, too, way even before Barstool.

I can't help myself. I mean well, but there's always chaos. And Mincy, feel free to chip in here. You know, back and forth convo. Mincy, what happened on that one? That one was tough. What was that one? What happened on that one? That one was tough. That one was crazy. What was that one? What happened on that one?

That fifth one. I mean, that was a two. Because the first few, I feel like, it didn't happen to anybody, but that one in particular, Mincy, was crazy. What were your thoughts on that one? Are you used to lower dunce caps? Mincy.

Mincy. Is your... Mincy. Mincy. Is your... Mincy. He can hear you. Is your level of awareness that low? Yes or no question. Yes or no question. Just a yes or no.

Just a yes or no. We should get a couple more from him and then dismiss him, so then we just have them for the rest of the show. Yeah, good stopping point. Mincy, we'll let you get back with your day, but want to give any final thoughts on everything and where you're at, third act, wake up Mincy coming back. I will support you no matter what.

Yeah. Stella Blue stands with his man. And would you partake in a survivor a survivor yeah so answer all of that like a final thoughts and then you think that's like every day yeah and also old miss bowl give us all your final thoughts i was gonna play loud noises in his ears Keep reporting. We don't know if we're laughing or not. Keep reporting. I want to watch this. I need that laugh. Good joke, Nick. Hell yeah. Give us all your final thoughts. I was going to play loud noises in his ears. Yeah, and then go back to your day.

And then what it meant to you to deliver the Ole Miss schedule. What else is in the package? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Ole Miss schedule. And then why you like the Packers. No, don't do that. Ole Miss schedule and then, yeah, why you like the Packers and if Ole Miss is going to win their bowl game.

What it meant to you, how surreal it was to be able to deliver that schedule for your team. Maybe next time there's a widespread panic show, which one's the next one you're going to as well. Have you found the dump button as well? Yeah. Okay, so we'll get all of this and then we'll let him go. Okay.

He's cooking. Oh, he's cooking. He's cooking. He's fucking going off would you guys want to throw your hat in the next uh surviving barstool that seems so daunting you guys would be great in it well nick wasn't it nick was a star i really really loved watching it and yeah so my instinct is to say yes but then you're good i think about it thank you mincy love you man later we love you having uh we love you yeah just leave it but then i'm like maybe i just like watching it and i don't need to get in there myself it's a lot of pressure i don't think i would be good like i don't think i would be good i love him i think you i don't think i'd be

there he goes there he goes look at those pants like do people do people like at home like in your outside life consider you a competitive person yeah yeah you would love it yeah i'm love it i'm absolutely competitive surviving barstool yeah you you have to be right in some way we're talking about elimination we're talking about getting farther than the turn oh yeah as soon as i advanced i would be all in i will say i still don't really understand the straight like even when i was watching the recap last night the live show you guys were doing um my brain is just like fried trying to you're like what you misplaced the eye or you you misused the idol which you should have done as you see if you were to use the idol here and i'm like when i watched every second of the show i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

strategically like strategic like i have no idea what the chess piece is it overtakes your brain when you're there if you're in it you get it yeah and just based on all the conversations you'd have with everybody I would do it wait do you work here?

yeah today I got hired do they want brand new hires on these big programs though? that's true I have to work my way up I would love to see if Brandon didn't get were oh my god that'd be funny brandon would not i mean that would it would cripple him he wanted on this one oh really he was yeah he definitely wanted to be uh it was big dogs only right we were talking will and i wouldn't we were on kirk show the one game that i've wanted to do i've been been talking about it for like two years, if we could ever figure out how to do Amazing Race, it would be so good. Yeah.

And we did duos. That would be amazing. It would be so good. So good. Yeah, that would be fun. Like you, Nick and KB in Amazing Race would be so funny. That would be fun. We should do the real thing.

Let's apply to the real one. I think Rhea and Fran did. They did it? Would you do Amazing amazing race with Brandon? Oh my god That would be a nuisance You get in one fender bender and you gotta go to the hospital for a week Can I ask a dumb question?

That's just traveling across America right? Yeah there's like different challenges and stuff Across the way okay And it's a race so there's no vote at the end You win or you don't Get stuck in like idaho or something right yeah right flat tire that would be doing it with brandon would be brandon probably just like the name amazing race doesn't really know what it entails it was not a tiny blip on the radar. It was a blip on the radar, especially if I'm offline programming.

But, hey, we're only three to six months in. I'm feeling good. I just ran a half marathon. I made a mistake. People make freaking mistakes. We're all human. That's what we are. I mean, we're all human.

We're only six months in the second act. I'm still here to raise a hill above on a hill. I've never felt more confidence, energy. We coming, baby. I love it. He can't keep him down. He's just so happy. Like, every day he comes up to me.

He's like, thank you so much. I'm like, for what? Like, you're mincey. Like, I love having you around. Yeah, like, I wouldn't want you to not be around. You're the best. Yeah, I think he's at his peak. He is.

I think he's peaking right as we speak yeah one last fuck might have to be about him oh he's a protagonist he'd like trip and fall into pussy yeah that's how he would go it might have to be one last fuck of ben mince autobiography or biography maybe there's two guys that both have one last fuck left And then he just accidentally fucks them It's one last fuck between three guys Tripping He used it by accident Dude imagine if all of us had one last fuck

Imagine if Would we divvy it up Imagine if coming Didn't make you any less horny Oh I don't know if we'd have society That'd be a problem Imagine if coming didn't make you any less horny. Oh. Oh. I don't know if we'd have society. Oh.

That'd be a fucked up society. That'd be a problem. That'd be a real problem. I just... Oh, God. Yeah. I'm thinking it would ruin... We would be eating each other.

Yes. When you get to your peak horny, you just stay there. Yeah, you're still horny. Oh, no. I'd be growling right now. Oh, no, no. Yeah. I do not want that.

I'd revert to cannibalism an hour and a half. Yeah. No, that sounds miserable. She's horny at all times. Oh, heavens. You would still come like you would. It would feel good. Yeah, of course.

But afterwards, you're just as horny. Oh, God. Oh. Come get in, this pussy boy. What a life. Is there like a disease where you can't get on? No idea. Honestly, I have no idea.

No comment. Yeah? Yeah, you can't imagine it. It's gone, yeah. Oh, man. That was awesome. That was awesome That was so great I want him to come back And just ask a series

Of yes or no questions Yeah He just Nope He just says yes And sends it in And we play it Ten minutes later

No Oh shit Fuck Good times boys Great God Will what did you think As a happy-go-lucky guy uh what did you think when they're filming the the final i don't know how to explain which one it was the final tape part this one out here no no like the one that was taped in new york the oh

yeah the jury speeches and all that shit and it got super fucking heated and i was uncomfortable watching it being in the moment and being like a neutral party so to speak what's going through your mind is like it was uncomfortable in the airing of grievances are going on and like when when when and we talked to kirk about it on his show because we brought it up but i put my head down when he started to talk about Chase family. Yeah. Like I thought he crushed the, that was the worst day moment of your life. That was an all time joke. Uh,

but then the family stuff and I get all the, the, the barstool universe to be like all those, all those analogies and everything else. But I kind of put my head down just thinking like, ah, this is fucking, yeah,

still need his vote. But yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, like Che was taking it, you know i was like asking him i'm like you know are you solid like in the moment i think you were more mad than i was yeah i was i was and that's this thing too is i liked kurt like he was my like he was the guy

that i was working with the whole time and then when he started doing that i was like it also isn't it was also a really good reminder of, like, how warped our brains are being, like, inside the walls. Right. Where it's like, he said it, and I was just like, well, that's Kirk. Yeah. And then it aired, and everyone was like, what the fuck? And I was like, oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's.

I guess it was bad. Yeah. Okay. I had to explain this show to my friends, and I'm like, there are actual psychopaths competing right now. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. You just become so normal, our day-to-day existence.

We're like, oh, yeah, people don't talk like this to each other. This isn't normal dialogue. People should go back and watch season one, where Nick, what did you think about the strategy? Did you win it? He played a perfect game nearly. That's right. It came down to a tie break, and Brianna voted Tommy.

She said it's her biggest regret. Yes. She created a monster. I know. I know. But I think statistically now I'm better than Tommy at reality shows. Ooh. Can I just say, I mean, I don't want to ruffle feathers,

but actually that's exactly what I want to do. Tommy declaring himself king of the reality shows when he won, like of the originals yeah yeah he's resting on his laurels like tommy's like george mikan yeah and he's like i'm the greatest of all time and it's like bitch yeah there's a lot of basketball left to be played yeah and he like you're not like you know he's like walking around like he's jordan and he has six titles and yeah you know i don't know what i don't even have a three-point shot like, Will Compton might be young Jordan. Right. Is what I'm seeing.

Ooh. Yeah. Baby Jordan? Yeah. I don't know. I just, like, that was. He's got to win another ring. Tommy has titles in other things.

Yeah. He has the dozen. Survival. No. Dangerous game. Dangerous game. Oh, shit. He is good.

Fuck. Yeah. Forgot about dangerous game. He did. This dangerous game It's not reality I won the Barstool Science Fair The dangerous game was impressive

Because that was after surviving So everyone was like he was talking his talk Like I'm the champ And it kind of played out where everyone The whole game was like we gotta get rid of Tommy And they just didn't And he just hung around I didn't see it I don't know he just hung around i didn't i didn't

see it i just i don't know i just feel like the next reality show he does is a yeah this is a legacy play for him if he had won this one it would have been yeah it would have been insane yeah he was playing really good i mean he's got everyone knew like hey we're voting tommy listen we aren't the we aren't the idiots you've been playing yeah you're like you're gone after this round no matter what so he ends up finding the idol yeah surviving he had uh he's like the 10 000 hours of survivor he's he's yeah his origin story for barstool sports was he got hired as an intern because i think he wrote an entire script of surviving barstool so he's been so obsessed with this show wait higher life like he wrote the fan yeah he wrote a fan fiction so like he knows every move like he they were saying last night they're like oh yeah like

will's like this character from season 12 something he's like you're kind you got a lot of tony yeah right it's like oh it's uh jerry you're russell hand or whatever yeah it's crazy yeah yeah yeah i gotta watch so you two answer me this with an honest heart. Say Tommy plays a perfect game. Are you voting for him in the final three? I would have voted for whoever I thought played the best game all throughout. Like if I was out? Yeah.

Yeah, I think so. Like if David – If Tommy gets all the way – because everybody's like, Tommy, you can't win. And then as he's advancing, you feel around the office, people are kind of like root for him because they know he's got to get out. Like the fact that he survived, you know, they got Gaz out before Tommy. But here's the thing.

Tommy's already the worst guy in the world. Imagine if that happened. It would have been bad. But if he had found a way to the final, I probably would have had to vote for him. You would have had to vote for him. Because it would have been like, how did he do this? You would have had to have voted. Out of respect.

Yeah, out of total respect. He's got a really good way of playing into your interest and showing why the move on him doesn't make sense. Yeah. At this moment in time. And then he'll do, as I was watching the show, he did a good job of making handshake deals just for the next round and the next round only. instead of being like we're allied throughout the game hey i won't

write your name down here if you don't write my name down in the next round type thing yeah not necessarily i'm gonna vote where you vote but i'm gonna not write your name down and kind of presented it like this is a prize for you to have where it's like are we voting together he does good he does good like i'm not in jeopardy of going home anyway so you're not writing my name down does nothing does nothing but he's making it seem like it's something yeah yeah shit all right he's the goat he's good what just out of context min Mincy. Yeah.

There were too many of them. Too many of them. TJ, is there anything you had to cut from those? I don't think I'm allowed to comment. Oh. Oh. You being a... Yes.

Mark, you being anti-chay were you were you uh no i already told you i felt bad for him i was i was watching like that's why i was that's how i knew lines were being crossed and it was uncomfortable for me because i was like i feel really bad for chay and i hope i don't know if i hoped he won i was just like i hope somebody like apologizes to chay or like throws their arm around ch che and gives him a little niggas like chin up buddy or whatever um which is crazy because yeah he's yeah yeah i will say like i don't think i was like me like i understand what was happening and also i made enemies in the show so they should be angry at me so like I wasn't at the time like you know pity part like feeling bad like I was happy to be in the finals that was my goal to

get to the finals yeah I didn't I didn't feel like you were you were that way I just like as a as a sure observer I was just like god damn they're going in on jay yeah like oh and like it was more than one person too just like over and over and as big cat pointed out you were you did nothing in the game you were you did nothing in the game you're like yeah you're just kind of nothing there's your wallpaper in that game which is a strategy that played well yeah for the final but yeah he was uh there was strategy behind it i yeah there's no real end goal yeah yeah yeah but i know i was thinking the same thing i was like you saw a man like that's yeah that's, oh, it's Kirk. I was like, this motherfucker.

And then even yesterday we were in the bathroom and I was like, hey. He's like, hey, hey, that's, I don't care. That's water off my back. He's thinking, yo. He's unbreakable. He's unbreakable. He's unbreakable. Me and Kirk kind of sneaky pals now.

Yeah. I saw it. Okay, now I'm back to hating shit. God damn it. Well, you can tell Kirk. Kind of sneaky pal. He pal not friends at all bc knows like you can tell kirk thinks about it even though he knows he does he ultimately doesn't care but he he can still feel the energy and be like ah it's gonna be a a weird moment he still stood down and doubled down

because in his mind he's obviously doing the content thing and he's like yeah that's what i get paid to do people want you know this is how this is how, to me, it's a roast. It's I got a blah, blah, blah. And then he comes in today like, hey, I talked to Jay. He's going to make sure he probably still hates Jay. But, you know, hey, just to be clear. I didn't hear what he said on his show today. He was like, we're cool.

He's like, guns down. Yeah, I think he did say guns down. He said guns down? I think he did. I thought he just said, I'm going to hate Jay forever. You guys are my friends, so I'll never say guns down. Oh, maybe that was what it was. That's a classic Che misinterpretation.

I didn't hear you. He just told me that we're fine. And yeah, it's part of the game. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what are we doing with this bench press video? I haven't bench pressed in like years. Oh, I don't know.

What do we do? 2.30? You know there's a late edition of that. You? Bar. What the fuck? Bar. Yeah, I don't know. What do you guys do? 2.30? You know there's a late addition to that. You? Bar. What the fuck? Bar. Yeah, I have to do whatever this is.

I don't know. Bench press is a mandatory thing? Yeah, I think that's all it is. Come on. I haven't bench pressed in years. Same. Pretty much the only time I bench press is whenever we do it on this show.

It's not a free barbell. It's a new game. Oh, you're a Smith guy. Yeah, it's a whole different beast oh you're you're you're a free free uh wait i tried going back to the free barbell from the smith machine and it's just a it's a balance thing yeah we got our squat right connection what are you doing squatting all the time uh 230 i've been doing the smith machine now wait what's the smith smith machine it. Wait, what's the Smith machine? It's great. It's like the... It guides it.

Oh, the one where you can do that. You can click it back in. That's pussy shit. It is. That's for the... I will say, I don't have like a spotter. That's the big booty machine. Yeah.

It is. Yeah. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Big booty. Girls are doing tricks on that machine. They go hard. Yeah. That're not wrong. You're not wrong. You go into the big booty. Girls are doing tricks on that machine. They go hard, yeah.

That's the machine you fuck? They do that shit. You can do everything to that thing. That's a hell of a workout. All right, TJ, we got to have someone's getting a steak today, which has been incredible. Or no, pork chop, right? I believe so, yes.

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Winner, winner. Yeah, King's meal. So Donnie will bring in. Is he making it right now? Yep. Okay, great. So Donnie will bring that in for you. Thank you.

I'd like to give a speech, though, to maybe sway your vote. Okay, great. So Donnie will bring that in for you. Thank you. I'd like to give a speech, though, to maybe sway your vote. Okay. Go on. If you want to give the steak to the pro athlete who already can buy himself steak, go ahead. If you want to give the steak to the guy who deserves it the most, go ahead. I guess what I'm saying is give it to Will. Yeah, give it to Will. Give it to Will.

That was how both their speeches went. Yeah. All right, so if you're looking to vote for the guy who deserves this the most. Go ahead and do that. Go ahead and do that. Be my guest. If you're thinking maybe someone who doesn't deserve it or didn't play the best game. He's the money.

I'm doing it myself. I love how they're chiming in all the commentary that was happening in the jury. but here I am. I introduced you in myself. Oh. I love how they were chiming in all the commentary that was happening in the jury. Yeah. Oh, it made it so funny. Yeah. And Rico was great. Dude, Rico was hilarious.

He was funny last night, too. Newbie signed. Newbie signed. I was going to say, he must have had a night. He must have had a solid dinner. Yeah. Linging it in to the old dog, you know.

You see the new dog on the plus sheets in there. Yeah, he had a hell of a day. Oh, we actually are doing the Yak Challenge. Oh, cool. Let's do one combo. The combo was so fun. Is there anyone still here from New York that is not...

Shay can maybe walk around and see. Do you have Smokes is here, Nate's here, Kevin's here? Have any of them done it? Oh, let's get Nate in there. Nate would be great. Oh, Nate would be great. Yeah. Although his foot...

It's healed. Oh, it is. He just broke his foot, right? Yeah. But it's healed. Yeah, it should be. Yeah. It's been how long?

You're on a mincey delay zaga no but i'm saying like when he broke his foot whenever that was like uh last spring yeah it's only like a 12 week deal the whole thing just exploded is there a rogers update he's not coming back no chance i think he i think he said i think that he said that did he say that he's not coming back? Probably not. I mean, he got his video to show that he's practicing. Yeah.

That was all for everybody to see. Yeah. That's all he needed. Yeah, that's all he needed. Aaron Rodgers is simply not human. Bagger? I disagree. I think he is human.

He's hurt he hasn't played at all this year he's as human as it gets did you see all the did you guys see all the Dez Bryant stuff yeah he's going after Dave Dez? we can't figure out why

he like he'll chime in to our tweets, everyone. Like Jerry, maybe. Yeah. No, I think Barstool the main had some caption that he did. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah. And he got upset about that.

Yeah. And then he calls them culture vultures. Ooh, that's a mean thing to say about someone. Dirty. Culture vulture. Did you want to spin our wheel just in case? Because it's bad. We need a reset.

Bad. Real bad. You're on the clock right now for the roll up as well. Yeah, any time in the next five days, I could say roll up, roll up, roll up, and we'll spin the wheel. Let's see who has to do the roll up. We need roll ups. I'll get some roll ups. Uh-oh. Jesus Christ. Jesus roll-ups. Uh-oh.

Jesus Christ, dude. Why? Why? Why? Why? Fucking do it. This is the worst when we get stuck in this spot. And Mincy can't even be on it.

That's right right he wasn't in god damn it what yeah he did step we ever did we used to take wet off when we hit it no god damn it oh yeah this is for will yes all right thank you donnie i have so much more on my day that I still have to do. This is a real bummer. I was feeling good. I don't feel good about this today. No, Minty should be on it on a delay.

Yeah, he has to shower on a delay. Yeah, he's just got to send us a video at any point. It could be his shower tomorrow morning. What? He says I need him to piss. I need him to piss. I need him to piss in it. I want to sweep so bad. I just peed. I got to piss pretty bad right now.

Gray sweats too. Oh, yeah. My thing will be looking. If there's justice on this wheel, we'll have to get wet. We all agree, right? He's been running too hot. Yeah.

He's got everything going for him. He has to bring the chop into the shower. Yeah. It's like, you know, God has to smite you at some point, right? Yeah. Oh, I love this wheel. I'm so happy that we got wet. I have just a really bad feeling.

You always have a bad feeling, and usually it's right. Yeah. Today. Motherfucker. Oh, no. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. Fuck. Fuck.

This guy, he can't stop winning. He can't stop winning. Ah, my boy. No, I'm good. Thank, my boy. No, I'm good. Thank you. Mark. Nick. No, thanks.

What's my name? Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, wait. What's my name? Mark. Nick. KB. You fucker.

Chris. He said Chris. Oh. Hey. Hey. Nick. I think I'm cooked. Connor, you want one?

I'm good thank you hang on Titus and KB are not I'm finally sweating Mark you don't want one? I got other shit going on can't you see I'm fucking busy? wait a minute don't fucking bother me while I'm on the wet wheel boys this could happen

this could happen boys we need it oh no we should not have said anything i know i know we fucked ourselves damn fuck that's good damn i don't uh i got a bench press. Can't be drenched. Jay is unfazed. You're done for, Kyle. Does Jay even know what's going on? Yeah, I came back wet wheel. You're in the last two. Yep. Here, Kyle.

Yep. Kyle, take off the kicks. Not enough. 1-0, Che. 2-0, Che. Can we get a piss? Can we get a piss? Can we get a piss? Two more votes and then Surviving Barstool. Alright.

We have three for Che. Come on! We have three for Che! Come on! Oh, baby! He's drinking the water! Sweet, sweet, sweet. Give us a sweet. Give us a sweet.

No! Yes! Yes! water sweet sweet sweet give us a sweet sweet perfect pants oh no if you get swept on wheel You have to piss your pants You're going shoes on? It's uh Yeah there's Where should he stand? I thought Jay had to piss himself I really don't have to piss It's uh

You can give it a time I think my creatine He uh This happened to Has this ever happened? Yeah Jerry, Titus and myself Yeah We've all had to piss our pants

Cause you've gotten swept swept in the wet wheel it's the it's the dumbest rule of the show yeah this is these are the moments where it's like explaining the yak to someone is very difficult to do yeah yeah yeah but you also get it yeah well we get it we get it. Our audience gets it. The chat loves it. But outside world. They are. Dude, they were saying that Titus, they were like a once respected journalist now pissing his pants. Like, I've lost all respect for Mark Titus.

Yeah. He was at the ringer six months ago. Now he's pissing his pants. Yeah. It was tough. It was kind of like our uh it was it's like our mafia moment where we had him kill a guy yeah it's like now you can't go anywhere well well i was uh i when i walked out of the bathroom after i changed my pant i pissed and then i go to the

bathroom and change and when i walked out i checked my phone and dan had texted the yak group chat he had added me and he was just like welcome to the club like i wasn't even on the yak chat until i did that and then he's like okay you're in why are you going around the waist we can trust this guy wait no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we gotta see the dick we gotta see where it's the piss start yeah that's the whole point of it yeah stretch it down lower stretch it down lower yeah turn around Yeah, stretch it down lower. Stretch it down lower. Yeah, turn around.

You can take your time if you can't do it right now. What the fuck? Would you rather shit yourself? He's going. Visualize. There it is. I see some he sees a piss i see some piss i thought i did oh no yeah yeah give yourself that yeah yeah give yourself fill up your diaper come on man that's what you gotta do he's straining so hard away from you he's focusing so hard on this. You're going to get a hemorrhoid from trying to piss.

There it is. Oh, there it is. Oh, no, that's a little bitty piss. He did a little bitty piss. Show the camera. That's hardly any piss. Oh, little bitty piss. I peed a lot.

What? No, you didn't. Dude, I do that. That looks like my pants bitty piss. I peed a lot. What? No, you didn't. Dude, I do that. That looks like my pants after I pissed. I put my dick back in. I forgot to shake. Yeah, you didn't shake it off enough. Yeah, that's all I got. Let's see.

Oh, yeah. I feel like I peed more than that, but. They actually are the worst sweatpants for it, because that type of gray, like, you can't really tell. Do you feel wet, Kyle? No. Yeah. Wait, Kyle, you might have to dopants for it because that type of gray, like, you can't really tell. Do you feel wet, Kyle? No. Yeah. Wait, Kyle, you might have to do the yak gauntlet, so don't change your pants. I feel so bad.

Connor, you want to open up these? Do you know how to open these? Well, maybe don't if you don't know how. They've scared me into. Damn, that's a bum That's a bummer. All right, TJ, you want to spit... So I don't think anyone's still around. Is anyone still around, Steven, in the office from New York?

Jeff D's gone. Kirk is gone. Gaz is gone. Oh, yeah, a lot of them are gone. Nate and Kevin left. Tommy. Oh, maybe Tommy? I think he are gone. Nate and Kevin left. Tommy? Uh, oh, maybe Tommy? I think he probably left.

I'll text him. Let's just do one duos. Duos is fun. It is. Dave no go? Dave is gone. Everyone's gone. The lights are on. No one's home. We have the guy who can't be on live do it?

He's already done it. He's already done it. Oh, okay. And he can't be on live do it he's already done it he's already done it oh and he can't be on live although that would be funny if that would be he'd have like a 20 minute time because he'd have to send every sparkle answer yeah really funny oh my god mincy do we have any TJ? Okay. I feel like I'm already a survivor every day of my life, as Nick Trotty said. I still feel really bad. Honestly, I feel awful about the production deal. The fact that Big Cat saws my back, like, I feel like if cat are y'all still here for me after all this all this stuff i've caused that i think i'm still

doing okay on my own very roundabout road and look the cycle of me at barstool the cycle of the cycle of barstool i mean every six months i get into one of these and then we like build up and then we go down and you know so every time something really good's going on we crash and then we build back up and you know i think we're gonna be all right dude you know it's a new day today boys everything's gonna be all right that's the best that's it yep that's his spirit the build-up was what five should we even yes risk asking the question if he feels worse about the second fuck up. Power rank your fuck up. Oh, God.

What would the tears be? Oh, man. All right, let's do one person or two people. TJ, you want to spin? First two people. And me and Mook are off? Yeah. And throw Will on there.

We did what? One, four, three, six. Duos. We added duos so you alternate one person a cornhole one person's a gauntlet you alternate wait it's fun we're teammates without malice yeah your teammates oh damn malicex here okay i saw him down there we could also do one with us all of us on one thing see how fast oh yeah we should wait for brandon and let's do that yeah let's do that all of us all of us pick our best thing what would it be i want people to set this up at home

too i want to see people's times yeah yeah that could be done yeah we're a basketball court about anybody at home with a basketball court anyone with yeah malicek i've been wanting us to uh which i think we'll get around to it like making a like a makeshift yak challenge for at the bus. Oh hell yes. Hell not a bad idea. Well hell yes. You know what just copycat league. What would you

say it out loud. I know I know but I'm talking about like leaning like lean. Oh yeah. Doing it as copycat. If the copycat was real we wouldn't joke about it. I know. Maybe I shouldn't have told you. I should have just posted it first and then let all of it come in.

Love it. All right. Yeah, spin it, TJ. We got TJ. TJ. You're my DJ. Go, TJ. TJ. You're my DJ. Go, TJ. And tight end.

It's mostly sports. Sports. Mostly sports. There he is, that motherfucker. We got to open these windows. Dude, he thinks he's so fucking sick. Yeah. Yeah, he does.

He really does. Do we have games for NFL on Saturday? Yes. Three of them. I love it. Three of them. It's the best. Three on Saturday?

Yeah. I guess I didn't catch that vikings bengals colts steelers lions broncos that's awesome hell yeah yeah nice little saturday how long you stick around for sunday yeah oh oh uh dinner reservation oh let's ask page okay yeah if she didn't i'll i'll figure out a backup way to get it. Okay. I got a big interview coming up at 2 o'clock. Big interview where you're hosting or you're an interviewee? I'm interviewing someone. For a position or podcast?

Podcast. Okay. Who is it? Can you say? Yeah, I can say. Oh, yeah. Let's take a guess. Politician.

It was insanely famous. Donald Trump. No. Mayor. No. Former senator. Governor. Arnold. Yes. Arnold Schwarzenegger

No he's not coming in I wouldn't be doing this show I'd be pacing I'm the scariest person alive Did you guys watch his little docuseries I watched the beginning of it I love it Did you spin already

Yeah it's you and TJ Let's get it going his little docuseries? I watched the beginning of it. Oh. I love it. Did you spin already? Yeah, it's you and TJ. Oh, really? Yeah. So let's get it going. What are you going to split it up? I guess you would. Oh.

Yeah, okay. Can we alternate? Anybody got some Lucys? We do up in the studio. I have some used in my pocket. I have something in my pocket that I've pissed on. Yeah, yeah, it's a piss pocket. KB, I'm sorry about

getting that excited. I thought Che had to piss himself. No, I was excited for Kyle. No, yeah, I thought I was going to be more electric with that. God,

I'm just genuinely apologizing. Yeah, I know I came off as very selfish. I was so pumped to see Che piss. I just felt bad for Kyle I thought I had it in me

To go crazy So is it Zah and Sporkle now? Nah it's Money Like Sam Filling in for TJ Oh love it Love it Okay let us know when we're

Good to go You're good to go. You're good. All right. All right, TJ, you ready? Yeah. All right, three, two, one. Wait.

Connor's moving stuff off that body armor table. Oh, wow. There's a wiffle ball bat. That would have been it. Wiffle ball. Oh, there is one. Oh wow Oh there is one It's on the rack Titus in the crew jersey Yeah in the crew jersey 3 2 1

Go Uh oh Oh no 3, 2, 1, go. Uh-oh. He's fucked. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's good. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that looked like a good shot. Oh, that was an interesting strategy. Great strategy. Oh, the second guy laying him up. Is that legal? Was it a great strategy? I don't think it was. He just kicked the ball for no reason.

Oh. Get quicker to the end. Oh, tightest pistol. Perfect cross. Yeah. Good spot. Decent. Decent spot.

All right, 33 seconds. Uh-oh. Nick, I think we're pacing ahead right now. Are we? Uh-oh. Up the middle. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Oh, okay.

I think we're good, Mookie. There it is. Oh, he's trying the KB. Not quite. Gotta be a higher arc. No, this is bad Uh oh Oh no Yeah, we're good

This is, you guys What time did you guys get? 1.30 something Are you guys the record holder? We're the only people That have done duos So yes Yes

We're winning too Yes, the answer to that is yes Oh no Titus has let the team down So, yes. Yes. We're winning. Yes. The answer to that is yes. Oh, no. Titus has let the team down bad. He's frustrated. Oh, no. He's mad.

He looks like Uncle Rico. He does. Oh, no. He's done this before. This is a disaster. A nightmare. A nightmare. A nightmare scenario. Come on, Titus.

Oh, God. Oh, no. I might miss my interview. Oh, my. This is getting pathetic, guys. This is bad. At what point do we stop watching And just turn it off There we go

Hey TJ Oh he made it But we never saw it That's okay I trust TJ He made it It's tough without TJ Let's pull up the Sporkle.

Let me do it. Oh, boy. We're missing TJ big. Yeah, we're missing TJ big. Pawnee. That mic's not on. He said California. Turn it on.

There we go. Pawnee. Mariota. Pawnee. Pawnee. Is this a... Pawnee. Pawnee. Taylor Sports Movies.

Longest Yard. Happy Gilmore. We've had this one recently. Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers. There's two Rodgers. Three first over. Anderson.

Doe. D-O. Ray. Nice. R-E. R-E R-E Me Am I?

Do-re-mi-do Hey Nice 3-0-4 Titus that was a disaster Talk us through what happened out there I can't do the football Yeah you got frustrated

Can't do the football You started throwing it hard And then getting mad Tried a different strategy That didn't work Yeah I don't know It was tough to watch

Just if you're curious From this perspective It It was tough to watch Just if you're curious From this perspective It was Really tough to watch I had Malasek on the first kick too And I I know It was a great first kick

Such a great first kick It's a laser He just God I'm so mad He's such a motherfucker You also did a weird strategy there I liked it The dribbler in

And he has to go to stop that You kick the other one I can't do the football. I'm going to spend the rest of the day practicing. Yeah, you better. You better get your game up. I kept waiting for you guys to give me the Cam Newton. No, that was never coming.

That's reserved for guys who can't throw a football. Yeah, right. We know you can. You got to earn that pass. Know that I can. That's reserved for guys who have aspirations to play in the NFL. Right. You don't.

You don't want to do that. That's the worst one by far. Yeah. It's the one that... The football is the worst one. Besides Malasek, it's the one that trips everyone up. But Malasek's kind of funny. Yeah.

Right. There's some part of me that when you're fucking up against Malasek, you're still laughing at yourself. Right. Yeah. And it looks very... Football is not fun. It's not funny.

It's just like... It's so frustrating. It's just's a torture chamber it's like wrestling a dog that's bigger than you yeah huh yeah malicek is very funny visually he's also a piece of shit yeah i hate him it's like getting fucked by a pit bull yeah yeah which malicek has done many times malicek has fucked a pit bull he's he fucks dogs on reg. Why do you think he just got a new dog? Yeah. Malasek, your dog pretty? Uh-huh. Oh.

Would you say your dog's hot? Cute. Okay. That's creepier. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, great yak today, boys.

One for the record books with the mincey. When do you guys do your exchange? The Christmas? We did it on Tuesday night. How'd it go? A disaster. Yeah. Yeah.

It was three hours of making up rules that never existed and then debating how we play with those rules. Heated debates. Yeah, and no one knew because they were like real moments yeah nice yeah it was vintage check it out vintage yak yeah uh we're gonna do a case race in january january what uh we'll figure out maybe actually we'll figure it out for when you're here. For football? Yeah. That's perfect. Yes.

Ronan Sass is going to come back. So we'll figure out the week. And yes, we're going to do a case race for all of our birthdays. Question. It's edited, right? Or can we stream? No, it's edited. Yeah.

I was going to say, we could just do like the Thursday night stream. Fair. Need a dump button, dude. It would be. A dump button. A dump button. The Yakko logo would just have Brandon on it. Yeah. You know how many, like the amount of steroids Mark Guire did, right?

Yeah. Take those steroids, add it to Wake Up Mincy Season 1. That would be the stream. Well, you're implying... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's do... Oh, yeah, no, we never said that word. No, that word never was said.

No, you're right. That word was never said. We never spoiled the final three of Survivor. No. Yeah, yeah. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. See everyone tomorrow.

Could be a roll-up, roll-up, roll-up day. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Thank you. See you tomorrow. Bye.