The Yak - Mississippi Brandon Is BACK | The Yak 1-27-22

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Brandon. I know. Something about Brandon. Get it? Yeah, you got spunk in your hair.

You got cum in your hair. I don't know. You don't know what to do. I don't fucking know. Put a hat on. What about you go bangs? When I get my hair cut by her and she styles it, it looks amazing. Bama Swoop. Push it forward. Do Bama Swoop. All right. Yeah. What about you go bangs? When I go, when I get my hair cut by her and she styles it, it looks amazing. When I try to style it.

Push it forward. Do Bama Swoop. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Now he's back. Yeah. Yeah.

Dennis the Menace looking ass. Simple Jack looking ass. I always wondered. He's maskless. Oh, my God. That's perfect. There. You want it right there?

Yeah, you look great. You look like Ben Mintz. Yeah. What's up, fellas? Hey! Ben Mintz is so hype about the sports book coming to Louisiana tomorrow. I heard him giving a newspaper article to the New Orleans Times-Picayune. I heard him giving an interview.

I love it. He said this is the defining moment of his era at Barstool. Wow. What? It's like Winston Churchill right before they decided to do D-Day, right? This will... The Ben Mintz era.

It's like the greatest generation. The dawning of the Ben Mintz era. That type of shit. I just can't wait to the sports the Ben Mintz era. That type of shit. I just can't wait to the sports books in all 50 states. That'd be nice. Take over the nation. Take over the sports book. I feel like there's some states that would never have it.

Yeah, maybe Utah. Vermont. No, no. Vermont might. No. Vermont, the weed is legal. The weed is legal. They don't give a fuck about sports betting. It is actually, I would say.

If you're a Vermont- If you're a Vermonster who bets on sports, let me know. I guarantee there's none. Guarantee there is. I got a bunch of buddies who live in Vermont who bet on sports. Really? Yeah. I agree.

All right. I've been, yeah. There it is. Trey Anastasio. A couple of UVM guys. Huge parlay guy. Parlay plus. You weren't thinking of underage illegal gamblers like Sass's friends.

Yeah, yeah. How old are they? Most of my friends are 21 now. Name another famous Vermonter right now. Bernie Sanders. He's New Hampshire, isn't he? What do you mean another? Is he not Vermont?

He's Ben and Jerry. He's Ben and Jerry. He's both Ben and Jerry. Ben and Jerry are from Vermont. Yeah, I'm trying to think. There's got to be some big ones. The Unnecessary Inventions guy. Oh, really?

None of these people are that famous. Robert Hamlin. Robert Hamlin is from Vermont. None of these people are that famous. Patrick Sharp went to UVM. Ryan Rosillo went to UVM. Former Boston Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee. I think he's from Vermont.

There we go. Spaceman. Yes. Oh, isn't one of those skiers? Mario Chalmers. Brody Miller. Brody Miller. Brody.

Well, Vermont is. It's a terrible list. Vermont is. Trey Anastasio is like. Wait, Fanny Allen? I mean, he's one of the best. I'm just trying to say Vermont's bullshit. Guitar is severed.

Vermont's bullshit. There's half a million people there. Can you Google just most famous person from Vermont? Brandon, you would probably like Vermont. It's Trey Anastasio. It has to be. Who that? The fucking fish dude.

The fish? Fish. The band? How famous is Trey Anastasio? I think he's pretty famous. Look at that weak ass list. Oh, they got Coolidge. They got two presidents.

Yeah. These are all black and white. How can you say Trey Anastasio is not famous? Am I living in a... I don't think he's that famous. He's got two presidents. Yeah. These are all black and white. How do you say Trey Anastasio is not famous? Am I living in a... I don't think he's that famous. He's famous. I know the name. What do you think his Q rating is?

Oh, JoJo. JoJo. Get out. What do you think Trey Anastasio's Q rating is? I don't even know what a good Q rating would be. 45? Damon Wayans? How did Damon Wayans Jr. get to Vermont?

Either way, we're going to be in Vermont. Orson Bean, what a name. Aaron Lewis. Is that the stained guy? Is Aaron Lewis the balloon dude on Twitter? Carlton Fitz. I go to Houston, New Hampshire. I think Vermont and New Hampshire share guys.

Oh, there's Ted. Who's Christian XXX? Charlie XXX's dad. Yeah, it's gotta be. All right, now we're in no man's land So that was Vermont That was our Vermont minute They'll appreciate that

Surprisingly small I was expecting there to be some sneaky names That we didn't expect By the way speaking of minutes Ronan and I were talking On Tuesday when we left the game Super Bowl week For the Yak

I think we will do like five minutes of sports talk every hour and I want buy-in. Like I want Steven Che to help. Like I want I want there to be a day like let's just say Tuesday, second hour

KB breaks down the linebacker mismatches in the Super Bowl. I think that would be funny. You got to prep for it, though. Yeah, like we go position by position throughout the week. Yeah. And Stephen Shea will help anyone who needs help. But, like, Sash, you're going to do cornerbacks.

You're going to do secondary. All right. I think it would be funny. KB did give a gambling pick on the Twitter spaces this weekend, so he's already ramping up. That's my guy. What was your pick? I smashed the under.

Whoa. That lost? No. It did. Which one? Both. They both did? Yes.

Well, the under. It doesn't reverse the fact that I smashed it. The under hit on Saturday, and the overs hit on Sunday. You cannot smash an under. You're always smashing. Oh, shut the fuck up. KB, how was your birthday? It was overwhelming.

People were very nice. Suspiciously. People love you, bro. You're a very important part of our lives. We want you to stay that way. It was nice. But the fact that you don't reciprocate the love makes people want to love you even more. I know. It makes people overextend. It was nice. But the fact that you don't reciprocate the love makes people want to love you even more.

I know. It makes people overextend. You give half. It's almost like you've been studying at the knee of Mr. Frank Fleming. It's a good playbook to succeed. Steven and Brandon, are you guys doing the bowling? You guys got it? Wednesday.

We're good. That's coming up. We got some time issues, but we're working through it. Don't tell anyone the results. No. It will get done. Who will film? Somebody with a camera.

No, you can't. Ron's been ramping up his camera work. He wants to get the reps. I don't want anyone on the act to know besides Brandon and Steven. Maybe TJ, because TJ's a vault we have uh two camera people going great we have two camera people for this yeah that seems a lot can we have the same like uh frame interface as the streams do can we like have our picks for the game yes okay yes. Just out of curiosity. Brandon under 130.

Okay. Che, money line. No, we could actually do like a fun live betting element of it between us. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wow. Like frame by frame. We could bet ping pong balls.

We could. So we're best two out of three. Is everyone around tomorrow? Should we do our meeting tomorrow? Whoa, yeah. I will be here. All right. Is this an on-air meeting or an off-air? No, it's an off-air, but it might spill on air.

Oh. So we'll do it. I'd have to do it in the morning. Yeah, let's do it at 1130. That way we have an hour and a half. We'll go up into a conference room, nice break conference room. I'll get some fucking croissants and muffins for the boys. I'll be in pick central for 12.

I won't be able to do that. You just say no to that. Okay, I'm skipping some fucking croissants and muffins for the boys. I'll be in Peck Central for 12. I won't be able to say no to that. Okay, I'm skipping Peck Central tomorrow. There you go. That was easy. That meeting's going to be incredible. Can we get the big box of Dunkin' Coffee? Yes. Whatever you guys want. I want us to not

have that big box of Dunkin' Coffee. It's not that fun. What do you associate that box with? Jury duty. Like a cancer walk? Like a relay for life? Yeah. Yeah, some type of outdoor turkey trot.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a tailgate. Yeah, let's not get it. I'll just bring my own. Box of Joe. I mean someone Actually now Someone

A ping pong ball Someone should have to run Like a 5K before the show Fuck With a box of Joe Imagine you get that And the cigarettes You're smoking cigarettes

While running Someone's gonna have to run A 5K on camera Yeah that'll be good We'll find a track or something I mean And we'll do a video 5K is not brutal

It is for some of us I would say for What were those paint Three It is Remember the paint races No Color races

Color run They like start chalk on you Oh yeah you chalk I think they were trying to convince you it's fun What do they call that The color run Yeah I don't think that's Color rush

No that's No color rush is in the television Color rush yeah Color It's a color run No it's called something that? The color run. Yeah, I don't think that's it. Color rush? No, that's... No, color rush is in the television. Color rush, yeah. Color... What's a color run? Oh, it's called something. It's not color run. When the Vikings wear purple pants and a purple jersey...

That's color rush. That's color rush, yeah. Exactly. All right. Tell me if I'm fucked up for this situation. Tell me if I'm an imperialist, capitalist pig for this situation that happened to me last night. I need everybody's advice on this. I was out to a nice dinner.

Lovely, beautiful dinner. Italian spot. Wow. I got the Dover sole. My wife had the Bronzino. Of course. There was a homeless guy that walked in, that stood right out.

We had the seat facing the window, and there was a homeless guy who stood squared up to us and just watched us eat from one foot away. Hell no. From one foot away. It was like big floor-to-ceiling windows, and he just got closer as we ate. And across the street,

there was one of the outdoor eating facilities, so he would go back and forth from walking and standing right outside them and standing right outside of us as we ate our food. At one point, he walked over to a bush, pulled his penis out, and started urinating in the bush. How big? It was probably three and a half soft. It was cold.

That's not a big bush. Three and a half soft. Yeah, it was a decent-sized penis, but he was stretching it. I'd imagine homeless dicks are huge. It was cold. That's not a big bush. Three and a half soft. Yeah, it was decent sized penis, but he was stretching it. I'd imagine homeless dicks are huge. It was small but thin. Yeah. But it was,

eventually I walked outside and I gave him- Small but thin. Yeah, like a stick of gum. But I walked outside and I gave him $10 and I was like, do you mind just not standing here

while we eat? And I felt like an asshole. I felt like a piece of shit. He got what he wanted. He got $10. Yeah, I don't think felt like an asshole. I felt like a piece of shit. You got what he wanted. You got $10. Yeah, I don't think that's an asshole. That's actually a great racket by him. You know, all he was doing was standing there watching Brendan and Eddie and waving goodbye.

I know. It was. It was very Italian restaurant of us. We had a bottle of red, a bottle of white. It was fantastic. You were in that night. Exactly. But I felt like a dickhead.

I felt like I was rude. I don't think you were in the night. Exactly. But I felt like a dickhead. I felt like I was rude. I don't think you were in the wrong. I would have given him 20. I would have given him a nice fucking knuckle sandwich. Yeah, you would have. I thought you were going to say you asked the waiter or something to tell him to leave. That's what I would have done. They should have done that.

Yes. Yeah, what restaurant was this? The restaurant should have handled that. Yeah, let's get them out of business. I've been a serial three-star reviewer. I was. Really? Nothing fucks up a company more.

I was sitting in Penn Station in Newark. Of course, you know what that's like, Brandon. It's awful, yeah. So we were sitting there, and this guy is at the top of the escalator. Wait, hold on. What is it like, though, for people who don't take the train? Yeah, I don't know what that's like. It might be the filthiest place on the planet.

Got it. There's smells and just the potpourri of Newark. Anyway, we're waiting for the train to get here today. And this guy's standing at the top of the escalator with the stick and the dark glasses. Help a blind man, please. Help a blind man, please. And when there's nobody on the escalator coming up, he doesn't say anything. So is on the escalator. Help a blind man, please. Help a blind man, please. And when there's nobody on the escalator coming up, he doesn't say anything. But so does the escalator.

Help a blind man, please. Help a blind man, please. Oh, I see. You're saying that he saw them coming. Stevie Wonder. Ah. Like Ray Charles. Stevie Wonder.

KB, you're right, by the way. Stevie Wonder called a mic. He did. You're right, by the way. Three stars will fuck anyone up. Because one, you could be like, oh, well, they probably are just. When I'm looking, if I see a three star, I'm like, no way. If I see a one or two, that means they were just pissed.

Yeah, it's more of a you problem. Who has a one star? If you are a company in business, you don't have a one star product. Right, exactly. You would have to be slapped in the face and pissed on to be like, oh, one star. Even then, that would be probably two. They'll hit you up if you leave a bad review and ask you to delete it. Some places.

That's extortion, brother. That is. They'll offer you a gift card sometimes. No, I'm saying the other way around. You can extort them. Oh, yeah. Let's do a three-star review right now. Don't do it to this place.

If you hate a place, give them a three-star and be like, not terrible. This meal wasn't terrible. No one will go. Probably zero stars. But let's leave a three-star review at Borelli's. No. That was good for. Say pretty good.

Wait, can we see that Stevie Wonder clip where he caught a mic? Yeah. He caught a mic. It was dropping by his face. But lucky shit happens. People catch random stuff. Ray Charles is the blind one. Ray Charles is blind.

Or is the faking one. No, Ray Charles is not faking. Where's the evidence Ray Charles faked? He acted in the Blues Brothers. He was taking direction. There's a lot of fans. He still knows how to function. His ears are blind.

Have you ever seen him brick a fit? Neither of them are blind. How did he grab the mic? The pianist from Ex-Ambassadors is faking it. Okay, we're all singing. Jerry Seinfeld is singing for some reason. Wait, the mic's... Oh, I got it.

I got it. Wait, no. How did he know it was falling? Because he could sense it. How? How could he sense that? Because his senses are... No.

There's music going on. The mic's falling. I got it. I got it. Don't worry about it. And he doesn't even get it. Yeah, he caught it with his arm. How did he know?

How did he know? But he didn't grab it correctly. He smelled the mic. And it's a microphone, and his head runs into it. So when someone smacks a mic, there's a sound that happens. No. Brandon, stand up, and we'll raise your mic, and we'll knock it over you. Yeah.

With your eyes closed. No. Yeah, do it. But I can see. I know if I'm blind, then it will fall. Wait, what? What would you be proving? That made no sense.

What would you be proving? Stand up. Stand up. Oh, What would you be proving? Stand up. Stand up. Oh, they do have good graphs. Stand up. No. Turn on the mic. Convincing data.

Drop that mic randomly. Because you're going to hit me in the face with the mic. No. No. We're going to hit you in the nuts. Okay, I'll do it as a control, but there has to be two people to do it. Okay. Well, we're not the ones that are arguing.

Sash, you have to do it too. I'll do it, but I'm not the one that's arguing. All right, I'll leave from the front. Here we go. I'm going first. All right. Your eyes are closed. It's gone.

Yeah, you almost got it. But also, you didn't drop that towards him You dropped it away Yeah that's the way it fell It fell towards him Brandon you're up Nah Nah nah

Nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Hey Nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Na-na-na-na. Hey. Na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. Hey, Brandon. Na-na-na-na.

Na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. Hey, Brandon. How'd you know he was behind you? I felt it. Na, na, na, na. Hey, Brandon. How'd you know he was behind you? I felt it. See? He felt it. It's a feel.

Exactly. That's a win. Sixth sense. City boy's up 30 now. Up 35. City girls have no timeouts. There's dysfunction on the bench. If he had just calmed down a little, I was going to do the old wrestling right up through the middle.

Oh, that would have been it. I would have fucking ringed his bell. Dude, how about that new wrestling move that came out last night? Did you see that? Yeah, that was pretty fucking incredible. Sammy Guevara and Cody Rhodes, they did a ladder match, and he did a cutter off the top. It's the prettiest wrestling move ever in the history of wrestling. From one ladder to the next ladder.

It was ladder to ladder. Yeah, it was beautiful. It's on wrestling Twitter, TJ. Cody Rhodes was about to get the belt. He was almost at the top of the ladder. It was ladder to ladder. Yeah, it was beautiful. It's on Wrestling Twitter, TJ. Cody Rhodes was about to get the belt. He was almost at the top of the ladder. It was like he was floating in air. It was a beautiful piece of artistry from Sammy. And he frog jumped up the one and then launched himself.

This is Sammy on the structural integrity is now questionable. Cody's grabbing it, but he needs to go up one more. One more run. And so he's up. Look at that whoa that was beautiful he's hurt he's hurt

that's sick is that reaction real like the the fans that reaction is real you gotta go to one I stood up from my couch when it happened

same Jesus Christ that looks very dangerous Fuck this shit Yeah that guy in the white No that's not a real reaction No way That's not real

That is like choreographed Something's wrong with him Yeah something's wrong with him But they probably put him In the front row Like in Jerry Springer Or whatever When the people get

They're like oh you're about To go buck wild Let's get you in one of the Premier splash zone seats. I always figured every audience member of Jerry Springer was like that. Did they vet them all? I think there's some regular Joes. You know, I actually worked as an intern at a talk show at one time.

Really? What? Yes, I did. What show? It's one that's been forgotten called Forgive or Forget. Hmm. And you were the intern? What did you do?

Makes sense. I was forgotten. Yeah, well, I was in college at the time, so I was doing an internship. And among the things was trying to get audience members because the show, nobody watched it. Right. So they sent me out to where The View was wrapping up. And this was like the first season of The View was wrapping up, and this was like the first season of The View, and they sent me out there with a handful of Subway tokens to give people to go to the show which is on 42nd Street. Wow.

It's called Forgive and Forget? Forgive or Forget. Okay. And so they gave me these Subway tokens. Meanwhile, and I got the promise that if you come, they're having pizza. Was there pizza? Yeah, they have pizza. Okay. if you come, they're having pizza. Was it pizza? Yeah, they have pizza. Okay.

Promises made, promises delivered. What type of people were you giving these tokens to? Anyone that came out of the audience of The View. Okay. Meanwhile, Montel Williams was trying to do the same thing, and they had a Jitney bus and a $25 Ruth's Chris gift certificate that's a lot better damn Montel

did it again forgive her for God if I ever left a talk show I wouldn't want to go straight to another talk show what if you just

do that what if it's talk show day I would probably be a chump for more let's do that it's free to be in a studio audience

I went to Dr. Oz in college it was awesome and basically what the show was about was someone would come out and say yeah i slept with your sister can you forgive me and then they'll either come to your door and they'll forgive or they'll stay behind the door and the door will open up and nobody will be there and it's like fuck you i'm not forgiving you i was always curious how that worked on shows like that where like uh two people would fly from like the middle of ohio or something like that. Oh, they would fly.

The show flew them in. But how do they not know, once they're both on the same flight with a woman, the wife, and the husband, that there's something going on, all coming from the same airport and the same trailer park? Well, people actually call up and say, I want to ask my girlfriend for forgiveness, yada, yada, yada. They'll fly them both out. They might fly them out separately and then put them up in separate hotels. They'll be in separate green rooms. And then she'll make the decision if she's going to forgive or forget.

But how did the timing work on there? Because relationship drama doesn't last forever. What if I called you and you agreed to put me on the show in three months, two months? Well, and I did that too. They would call up, there would be a voice recording and I'd write down what they want to say. The producers would look at that and then call them back.

Of course, there were a lot of prank calls on those voice recordings, let me tell you. I can only imagine, Laurentine. Frank, have you ever prank called? I did when I was younger. You got the itch? Yeah, the Mets girl Remember the Mets girl?

Oh yeah That actually wasn't a prank That was legit Blurred the line I would call like I didn't realize it was a toll call at the time I would call Which one do you call called, prank 411.

The information lady? Yes. Poor woman. There was just one lady in there. What would the nature of the prank be? You would ask some type of superfluous information that they wouldn't know? I'm looking for my Aunt Charlotte from Charlotte. Did they ever find her? No, I don't think so. us information that they wouldn't know. I'm looking for my Aunt Charlotte from Charlotte.

Did they ever find her? No, I don't think so. Bummer. There's similar comedy, like there's similar jokes like that in the show Euphoria, Frank. You should check it out. I have to. I actually, I didn't. Sort of like

half paying attention, but I watched two episodes this weekend and did you really there's some football in it first two of season one you're saying no

what just two random ones you threw it on shuffle no it was just basically whatever popped on when it was like

recent episodes so probably last week's and this week's episodes basically yeah yeah yeah there was this like the episode where it began off like a past event.

There was a flashback. Was it the wrestling one? No. It was this grandmother went into a strip club, shot this guy, and then took the grandkid and was teaching Him how to Sell drugs And then Oh that's the first Episode of the new season

And then a baby Shows up They named the baby Ashtray And it's like His assistant Drug dealer Yeah

What did you think Of the Scene where The guy walks Into the strip club And shoots Yeah that was crazy Remind me of the

Sopranos It was hard to watch And then There was an erect penis I mean Oh yeah There was an erect penis, I mean. Oh, yeah, there was an erect penis. Stay direct, post-shot.

Wait, was it a male strip club? No. No, it was a cheating husband in the back getting his penis sucked. I don't even know if he was cheating, but it was more that he had abused a kid. Yeah, and then what was it? He got shot in May Day Direction. And then there was this guy who fooled around with a girl in high school, and he's actually gay, and then he's crying because she's pregnant. Yes.

Oh, that's the wrestling one. So Frank's watched it. It's the story of a wrestler. Yeah. The average wrestler. In the closet. A tame wrestler. A lot of male nudity.

But he got the woman pregnant. By accident. That requires male nudity. But he got the woman pregnant. By accident. That requires heterosexuality. Right. To some extent. What about bisexuality? Stigma. You think bisexuality doesn't exist?

No, I know. It's a spectrum. What do you think, Frank? A little bit too much male nudity it's a little graphic to show i would say yeah but you know i'm not gonna i i'm one of those people if you want to watch you could watch it i i i actually have a remote control on like uh poor neil young who when he puts on spotify automatically goes to Joe Rogan. Oh, man.

Frank's live and let live. Frank's libertarian. You know, Lenny Dykstra had the best tweet about that. I hope Neil Young does remember that Spotify users don't need him around anyhow. I love those type of negotiations that just backfire instantly. Yes, ass. I'm a big Neil Young fan, so that hurt.

I like Neil Young. I'm also the biggest Joe Rogan fan. So that felt good. What's your team Rogan on this, right? I mean, like everyone being like no one even listens to Neil Young anymore. It's like, well, that's not true. And then the Joe Rogan thing, it's like obviously they're going to keep Joe Rogan. Like he gets 200 million downloads a month.

Right. No one listens to fucking Stills and Nash. But they listen to Crosby. They listen to Crosby lately. Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming. We're finally on our own. Isn't that your college? Yeah.

That was our anthem. That and Hooch. Hooch. Who got the Hooch? Who got the Hooch? Who got the hooch? Is that what they're called? Everything. But don't worry.

You can put it on terrestrial radio. They play his songs at least once every 90 minutes. That's a lot. That's a lot. This has nothing to do with anything. How do you pronounce your coach's name? Eberflus? Eberflus? Eberflus? I don't's name? Eberflus? Eberflus?

Eberflus? I don't know how. Eberflus. Eberflus. I don't believe you. So there you go. I don't know. Eberflus?

You don't know yet either. Matt Eberflus. Eberflus? Correct. So basically the Bears are going from Ryan and Matt to Ryan and Matt. You got me there, Frank. Different. Eberflus.

Eberflus. Hit him, TJ. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care. Different. Eberflus. Eberflus. Hit him, TJ. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care. It's the organization's socks. And basically, it's going from Ryan Poles to Ryan Pace. I mean, it's almost like here's Ryan Poles, and he's got the glasses and the fake mustache.

Yeah. He's the same guy. What did you think about the hype video with Ryan Poles getting out of his car with an unfortunate job for a cameraman having to wake up probably like 530 in the morning to get that shot? I think it's all a joke. The Giants had one too. This idea that like, oh, let's get to work. We're here at 530 in the morning.

Being a cameraman is also the easiest job in the world. Gotta be. I remember, shout out Dana Holgerson, coach of Houston. Who just? It was accidental. Westgerson, coach of Houston. Who just? It was accidental. West Virginia. Was coach of West Virginia. He used to go in at, like, 1 every day.

And, like, isn't that weird? He's like, well, all these guys, they go in at fucking 5 in the morning, and they leave at 8 o'clock. I go in at 1, I leave at midnight. What's the difference? No difference. Yeah, there's the exact same thing. Spurs used to say that, too.

And, like, I don't think as well early in the morning. He's wasting his time. He's not as productive. I know when I do the dozen trivia, if it's before noon, I'm toast. It's true. You're not a morning person. Oh, no.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Amazing. What happened here? Look at this. What are you doing, man? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Got his ass. Amazing. What happened here? I mean, look at this. Frank, what are you doing, man?

What are you doing? I'm just a bobblehead. Frank, what are you doing? Frank, you should see how long you can do that for, like the St. Joe's Hawk. Just bobble for the rest of the show. Bobble cam. That's awesome. This shit's incredible.

Frank, do like a Lebanese belly dance. That's Lebanese. That is Lebanese as hell. Dude, I wish these people listening to the podcast right now could see this. He's doing a Lebanese belly dance. So picture that. Big ass head.

Frank, what'd you do? Look at the size of my head, you see? Yeah, see? I look like I could go on Mount Rushmore with this head. Yeah, you do. That's awesome. That's some good physical comedy. This is...

Oh, it's back, it's back, it's awesome. That's some good physical comedy. This is very... Oh, it's back, it's back, it's back. You've got to love that shit, man. You've got to love that shit. I might need to call a head shrinker to get out of here. Yeah, you've got to talk to your shrink. These bird dog joggers that I'm wearing are awesome. Yeah, talk on it. I still haven't gotten mine.

They sent us a bunch. I gave Stephen Chay my pants. It's expected today. They come with this built-in silky soft inner liner that's basically underwear and never rides up. They say basically underwear. I treat it as underwear. You're free-balling? No, I'm not free-balling because with these bird dogs, that means that there's another layer inside of this essentially.

Oh, my God. Stephen, sorry. He's showing his skin. Oh, I thought I just saw. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Sorry. I saw the genesis of his penis. Yeah, keep going.

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with your pair of bird dogs. Stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs. Or a goobly don. Is that what it's called? A goobly don? I've worn a bunch of joggers. Honestly my favorite ones yet just because you don't have to wear the underwear. Silky soft. You're somewhat of a voyeurist, wouldn't you say, Steven?

You'd like people to maybe catch a glimpse of your penis. I wouldn't really. You did show us a lot of skin. I just showed you that I wasn't wearing underwear. Yeah, but it was a lot of skin. We would have just believed you if you said it. We saw a foot of skin. I wouldn't say that much. A lot of skin. We would have just believed you if you said it. We saw a foot of skin. I wouldn't say that much.

A ton of skin. Sass likes to wear underwear with the liner, though, which is fine. Yeah, you can do that. He's less of a voyeurist. He's a little bit more of a... He has gymnophobia, or he's a never nude, someone who's afraid of being naked.

I hate being naked. Jack Black grew up in a nudist colony. Really? Really. It seems like there's up in a nudist colony Really? It seems like there's a lot of nudist colonies I've never seen one How about a black one stick out of a nudist colony? You know New Vrindaban Yeah, there's a nudist colony right outside of that

There is, or there was But what an interesting place that is Evindabran? Yeah, it's just a A Hare Krishna settlement in the middle of nowhere in Marshall County, West Virginia. What's Hare Krishna?

They have a branch of Hinduism, I think. They're an airplane. They used to hang out at airports in the days when you could just go to the airport and watch the planes take off. They used to commit murders. There's a good book called Monkey on a Stick. I'm not recommending it.

You're saying an ethnic group of people used to commit murders? KB's never read the book. I've never read it. He knows I've read the book. Have you really? No. What is Monkey on a Stick about? It's about the Hare Krishna murders at the Palace of Gold.

Where's that? Nivrindaban. You've got intellectual curiosity coming out the wazoo. But he didn't read the book, so it ends. I just know because it was in our area. Nearby nudist colony. Frank, what would you say about KB's mind?

It's something to behold. It's a wonderment. Speaking of books, add it to the list. That was so nice. Someone should have to read the 10x book. Oh, fuck. That's a wonderment. Speaking of books, add it to the list. That was so nice. That was nice. What? Someone should have to read the 10X book. Oh, fuck.

That's a good thing. Someone has to do it. That's good. Goddamn. Deliver a presentation. That's really good. Yes. That sucks.

You have to read it, yeah, all week. Goddamn. We're going to need to order that soon. It comes in like two days. Order it right now. No. What's the guy's name? 10X? 10X

10X car Grant Cardone 10X Maybe you can get him on the show Cardone? Yeah You think he lives in LA? Probably

Wait do they make Maybe someone should have to wear 10X like Hat Shirt Like whole uniform Every day That's not that bad.

That's not really like a bad thing. It could look pretty cool. It could look kind of fucking sweet. It would look sweet. Is Stanko coming? I hope so. He's been trying out new looks. Yeah, he has.

Yeah, he has. He's been very... The bewildered look. Today's grungy. Yeah, today's a grungy, bewildered, a little bit lost. It's a put-together grunge, he has. He's been very... The bewildered look. Today's grungy. Yeah, today's a grungy, bewildered, a little bit lost. It's a put-together grunge, I think. He's kind of bending at the waist like a lunch lady, like his hamstrings are tight.

He's got a sky look one day. All right, tell me which one I should buy. The biggest one. Sell or be sold. Oh. Be obsessed or be average. Okay. I guess the 10X rule,

the only difference between success and failure, is probably the one we got to do. That one, yeah, the 10X rule, the only difference between success and failure, is probably the one we got to kill. That one, yeah, the 10X rule. That seems like the 10 of the whole thing. Okay, I'm buying it right now, hardcover. I gave Sass a book yesterday that I bought him, and he was like, you're a pathological liar. You didn't buy me this book. Yeah.

Yeah. He was super ungrateful. It was shocking to see. He treated you like shit when you gave him that book. And it was like two days after, he was like, I need a new book. And I surprised him with a book. And he's like, fuck you. And he was looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Yes. He looked a gift horse in the mouth, which is something you don't do. You also walked all the way from your desk to his desk, presented it to him. And he treated you like you were a fucking subhuman. It wasn't even theater. You were kind of just like, hey, man, I saw this. It reminded me of you. No cameras, nothing.

No performance. It's not even at all. It's exactly what happened. And you looked at it and you were like, what am I supposed to do with this? And Ron basically confirmed for me that he just found the book and gave it to me. Found it? I bought the book at the airport. What was the name of the book?

Managing Yourself. Sounds like something you could read. Sounds like something that you buy at the airport. It was. It's like a little self-help-y book to kind of boy boss up and kind of be a he-e-o. I don't understand. I think you could just say CEO. All the different shops.

Basically, you almost go to the airport to mall and you have these clothing stores. I'm sitting around and I'm flying through Newark Airport and I don't think about it. Damn it. You know what? I'm going to go clothes shopping. I'm going to go buy me some of Hugo. Some Brooks Brothers. Brooks Brothers. Some Godiva chocolates or Johnny Walker Black.

It's like $900 suits that are over there and even more expensive. I mean, what do we do? Who goes to the airport? What are we even doing? What are we doing here? Wait, Frank. Can you like dangle your feet like they don't touch the ground? Oh, giving me more than I asked for.

That's pretty good. That's pretty athletic. You see, this is the freedom you get with no socks. What are we even doing here? What are we even doing here? Ron, I couldn't help but notice you were chewing on a piece of gum. It looked like five gum. It was the gift gum that you gave me back.

And I'm very appreciative. Not just one pack of gum. The master pack. You gave me a master pack that was missing some gum. One or two slices. Chewing it. Because I have used the gift that you gave me. I have used the gift.

Should we get Schmitty in here? It's been a while. Let's get Schmitty in here. He stole been a while. Yeah. Let's get Schmitty in here. And it's also, he stole that gum from Brandon Walker. No, I did not. You motherfucker. No, I didn't. That might crack on the ground.

I usually have a lot of five gum on the ground. This is my pack of gum, and I've had it since I bought it for Rome. Schmitty, what's going on? What? Brandon Walker's hair? Yeah, that's a good question. It's a mess. I didn't read the whole blog because it's long,

but I'm Team Smitty. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yak is a Smitty podcast. I appreciate that greatly, but Smitty's official stance is there is no Team Smitty. It's Team Barstool. Team Barstool. Everybody go and follow. But you did start a new

Twitch channel opposite Game Time. No, not to be rivals. Yeah. Not at all. You have a concurrent. No, seriously, not to be rivals. Like, I want to do more iCasino. I want to do more gambling stuff.

Stuff that would be a violation of that main channel that I was not able to do. Love it. And I want to start up something new where I don't have to, you know, answer to some toxicity. Can Sass stream on your channel? Sass can do whatever the fuck he wants here. Besides get a raise. Yeah, that is true. That is true.

Or drink. But that would be incredible. Sass has been gaming his dick off. I have. But I've officially retired from Barstool Game Time. Go and follow them. Do everything, which is great. No hard feelings.

What started yesterday is CBS, of course. He's always getting into shit yeah he noticed some irregular irregular irregularities no yeah regular regularities with uh stole game time account um since the new year how like they are interacting with some people throwing out gaming content but not others and he sent out an email saying like hey like i'm just gonna or he had me send out an email saying hey cbs is gonna be blogging this tonight he just wants to answer a simple question with a with something logical um why are some barstool personalities like dana b who's getting the pc being interacted with or

rico rest in peace, doing something. Brandon Walker doing a virtual reality thing. Why is that getting interacted with with the Stool Game Time accounts and not Smitty who just got a PC? Apparently that was a big content thing last year. Or Smitty playing Fortnite at 5 a.m., which used to be a big thing on Stool Game Time.

Clipped videos out, nothing tweeted. Opponent Instagram. I thought that was a logical question gaz responded with it being logical and the the responses were uh they were aggressive they were aggressive they weren't exactly logical by who uh m rags put out a video of a diatribe basically saying that i tried to take down everything he's built in the nine months that he's been here. Devlin responded with some personal issues, which is why I couldn't basically put that on the blog. I would have, but then had a war and peace effort

of 100,000 words basically discrediting me. I don't need that. It was just a simple question that needed a simple answer. Yeah. I don't need that. All right, well, what's the new Twitch stream? Twitch.tv slash GeneralSmitty1v1. The stream is actually intended to be banned.

So it's like the Michael Scott Paper Company. If you do something stupid on the main account, like, I don't know, SWAT somebody, you're going to get it banned and it's going to be a problem. But if you do something on GeneralSmitty1v1, like something that violates with the iCasino, which is what we're going to be doing, cool. Start up a new one. General Smitty 1v2. General Smitty 1v3. Oh. Like, whatever you want.

Oh, this is like. Outlaw shit. What's the pirate radio? No. What's that movie? Pirate radio. Pirate radio. Never saw it, but it's like it.

Private parts. Yeah. Private parts. And we're going to be doing a lot of stuff building the Barstool Sportsbook Discord, which is going to be. Fuck yes. to the moon. See, I hope you understand. I also own, like Dave, a lot of pen stock. Yes. I would like to get from Barstool Nate mid five figures to like six figures one day.

Let's do it. Building the pen stock, best way to do it. Fuck yes. And I hope Chaz gets a ring. Nick, Chaz, they're both big gamers. I want to use them. And Nick doesn't, Sass, they're both big gamers. If you want to use them. And Nick doesn't say no. Exploit them.

I don't. Nick literally cannot say no. Hey, if you guys want to do anything, I'm all open ears. But also go and support. You need to tell them to do it. Okay, well, go and support Barstool Game Time. There's a stream or there's a sign on the wall that says we're streaming. We can't already support you.

We're going to try to get your Twitch channel off the ground. You can support me, Nick. We had three times the viewers last night than the main Twitch account. Whatever you want to do. You got a geo guest with KB. Any content is good content.

I love the mention to play. Whether it's with me, game time, Team Barstool. Love it. That's Smitty, baby. We're Team game time, team Barstool. Love it. Thank you, boys and girls. That's Smitty, baby. We're team Smitty. Smitty. Hank's whooping it up, too.

Frank, you seem like you have set up for a point. I love Smitty. I'm infatuated with him. Just a comfortable position. Okay. Yeah, Smitty's best. He's the best. He's going to win. Listen to First Time Longtime.

He gives us sports takes every week. I want to do a show. I want to do a show. What the fuck is the deal? Rags? Am I right? Oh, I thought you said rigs. Rigs? I can't pronounce.

Rags. Rags. I can't make that sound. Like, hags? Rigs, rigs, and rags. We have all of them. You know what I'd like to see? Dukes and Rigs, reeks, and rags. We have all of them. You know what I like to see? Dukes and dugs.

I like to see us bring in the Italian Atari systems. Yes. And go really old school. Yeah, that would be great. That would be cool. Uh-oh. We got our pants, Steven? We got pants?

We got a crate of pants? I'm getting squeezed out. Of what? Pants. You didn't get any pants? I'm getting squeezed out. Of what? Pants. You didn't get any pants? He's getting squeezed out. I get to get pants. Steven keeps saying they're here.

I'm not buying it. I got pants. That looks like a box of pants. I've got some pants in here. Got some 2X? Yes. Why? Is X not big enough?

It's a little small. So I want some 2X too then. They sized me up. So sadly it doesn't look like these come in unit sizes. What? Sadly these don't come in unit sizes. Oh, unit sizes. You sounded Italian there.

In unit sizes. Give me some more double X. There's not any. So I got one pair of pants. I got one pair of pants. Each got one pair of pants? Two 2X guys. We got to.

What are we doing? I asked you yesterday for two pair of 2X pants. I got one pair of pants. Each got one pair of pants? Two 2X guys. We got to... What are we doing? I asked you yesterday for two pair of 2X pants. I asked you for that and you said it would be done. You said it would be fucking done, Steven. Yeah.

You looked me dead in my goddamn eye and you said, I'll take care of this. And now we're pantless. Get him. Don't take 2X. We got one pair

of fucking pants. What are we supposed to do with one pair of pants? We got one pair of fucking pants. We're we supposed to do with one pair of pants? We got one pair of fucking pants. They're sponsored, dummy. Brandon. Yeah, we're not bashing the pants. Yeah, we're not bashing the pants.

We're bashing you. God damn. Bring the fucking pants. That was a great ad for Bird Dogs. The man wants some pants. There's at least one more pair of double X in there. No, there's not. I'm not stupid.

Uh-oh. Dump them out. Show them. Dump them out. Show them. Dump them out. Rip that box apart. This is going to look M. XL. XL.

L. L. L. L. M. M. Brandon, you're ready for Saturday. Let's go.

Let's go. Stand up for ourselves, Brandon. Mother fucker. One pair of pants. What am I supposed to do? Wear them? Rip his dick off. It's behind you.

It's behind me. I'll just wear the XLs. You can have both of these. Yeah. I just want to hold on to my pants. What? Why didn't you catch? That was terrible.

I didn't even try to catch you. These are incredible pants. They are. Incredible. Look at these pants. They feel like a jogger, but they look like you could wear them with a fucking three-piece suit. Oh, my God, these pants. Look at that liner.

I'm going to get so much pussy. I'm trying to think of somewhere you can't wear them. Oh, my God. I got nothing. These pants are incredible. You can wear them snowboarding, skydiving, to a funeral, to a wedding. Why are you showing them the hats? We're holding the pants. Do they not fit the XLs?

No, they're a little tight. Where? Penis area. They were form-fitting. They're not a small penis. Oh, it does a good job of... Well, I'm just saying, I think I could probably fit an XL if that's a problem. They plump your junk.

It's thick all the way. It's tight all the way through. It made my calves look incredible, but I don't like it that tight on my calves. But 2X is going to be great. Putting them on? All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's fucking do it. You don't wear

that color blue jeans that often. Do it. Do it. Just do it. Dark wash. Just do it. Do wash. Just do it. Those are sloths. Do it. What's the undies? Three-toed sloth.

Long John's. Also sponsor. Long John's. Long John's. All right. Get the Long John's on. Dick not hanging out. Good for you.

This is good. We have music for this? Big Cat's always been on. He says he has a tiny penis. Oh is good. We have music for this? Big Cat's always been on it. He says he has a tiny penis. Oh, yeah. God damn. Oh, yeah. It's a good fit.

Fucking pants. Someone didn't need that. Now these are pants. Someone can fit in the XL pretty, pretty good. We got mediums and Ls if anybody else wants to take their pants off. Let's see. I'm already wearing the pants. And also, I have nothing under them.

Give me a cam in the... I'm unfortunately going... So I'll take our pants off, and then we'll dip into the pants. Get a cam in the lobby. I got no underwear on. Let's see if I can maybe... Yeah, get it in the lobby. See if you can catch a predator with those pants.

Wow, boys. The legs look fucking lithe. Lithe? Yeah. Oh, man. Whoa. Wow, boys. Your legs look fucking lithe. Yeah. Oh, man. Whoa. Oh, fuck. What if they just rip in half? This guy.

He's doing lunges. One, two, one, two. That's a pants-wearing motherfucker right there. Oh, lithe was the right word. Look at DeJulio peeping the ass. DeJulio just peeped the ass. I knew he was a meat gazer, but not a cheeks gazer. I knew he was a bird watcher.

She's peeping. She's peeping. She's peeping the ass. She's peeping the ass. Is old Blue Eyes peeping the ass? Yeah, Blue Eyes is peeping the ass. Wait, Big Cat, do that trick where you put the camera in your back pocket and see who looks at your ass. Oh, yeah.

Can we zoom in and do that? Or I could do it. You don't have the pants for the ass. There's a pair of mediums over here. Yeah, those are pretty good. Yes, remember. Light. Oh, he got the good hamstrings.

That's more impressive than I would have thought. He might be able to do a split. A split? I think Big Cat can split. Can you do a split? You look like you could do a split. Steven, I'm going to need 2X and the black please. They just said that you got to do the thing where you walk around the office with your phone in your back pocket and see who checks out your ass.

Like with the camera popping out and you walk or do a lap and you see who. I mean, it looks like you could actually go and do ballet with those pants. Gatillion. Well said, Frank. So, fitting. Yes. I'm a ballerina. Ballerino.

What do they call them? Ballerino. Ballerino. They don't call them a ballerino, do they? Yeah, they do. You think Nick would make that up? He's a trivia captain. I think together you two would make that up, yes.

Yeah, we had to sit in a room and really concoct that one. Ballerino. Nick did everything he could to not pick me for his trivia team. I did, yes. He bent over backwards. Every other person was picked. Yeah, that's right. And he still left me for the end.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really kind of gets to the bottom. I got snubbed completely in the vote. What do you think about that? That's bullshit. That's bullshit. They snubbed you. Bullshit.

Steven should have been the representative from our team. You know what I want to see? I want to see the Nightmare trivia tour coming up. What? What is that? What would that entail? Well, Team Nightmare trivia tour coming up. What? What is that? What would that entail? Well, Team Nightmare. And just see...

Cons and fights. Who's doing a solo trivia tour? Yeah. Just take on all comers. Just going around the country. Like the Washington Generals. Trivia and the shit out of them. Yeah.

Instead of someone that goes out there and always wins, there will be somebody that goes out there and always loses. Steven, I need more of these pants. For real. They're incredible. Bird dogs. You've done it again. God damn it, bird dogs.

You mother fucker. Two X's, please. Yes. We got two two X's here. Told myself I was never going to wear bird dogs again, and then bam, they did it. What's that shirt? Well, you know, if you actually go to bird dog, you use bam they did it. What's that shirt Mint has? Well you know if you actually go to

bird dog you use the promo code yak you know what the hell you get things thrown in for you. Can we get Frank some 5x 5x please. 5x 6x might work. 6x probably 6 on this company.

Should we try on a beanie Frank? Look at Minty. Minty's just stealing from the front. Mincy admitted to eating pussy on Pick Central today. What? Admit it? Yes. Oh, no. Is he talking about eating ass?

You want the clip? Mincy admitted to eating butt? Yes. Once. Wait. Once. Stu was talking about eating ass on Pick Central, and Stu said, Mincy, have you ever done it?

And he said, once. And that was... He just got a haul from the front. I got my booster two days ago. What's the last time you ate ass, Ben Mintz? Come on in, bro. What's the shoulder shirt? You're just stealing. What's that shoulder shirt all about? I don't know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We got to hear that again. We got to hear that again. That sound was incredible. New Mintzy sound. New Mintzy sound. Go back. Go back. I have no answer to this because I don't know. A virgin of eating ass. I'm not eating that.

Louisiana, I need to hear that again. You eat your cousin, but you won't eat an ass. I don't understand how that works. Explain that. I mean, I've done it once. There it is. Min that. I mean, I've done it once. There it is. Missy. Mike.

Mike, it's just like a virgin. That's breaking news. Nothing that makes me more uncomfortable in my face redder than when Stu gets going on the sex content. It really brings, I mean, you want to see a face get beat red anytime Stu gets going. She just. Really brings it out. Why do you think that is? You just want to hide your face between two butt anytime Stu gets going. She just really brings it out. Why do you think that is? You just want to hide your face between two butt cheeks.

I don't know. Whatever it is, it gets me. By the way, Mincy, I saw 21 months beer sober. Yeah, thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Good shit. Yeah, man.

It's exciting. It just goes so fast, man. I remember the nine-month video. Oh, you've done a lot of mushrooms. That's probably why it's gone so fast. Why is it you? A lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. No, I'm just've done a lot of mushrooms. That's probably why it's gone so fast. Why is it you? A lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. No, I'm just kidding.

I think it was a strong thing. A lot, a lot. No, it's awesome, dude. Thank you. That is great. Thank you very much, man. And exciting times with the Louisiana app launching tomorrow, too. I've been waiting on this day, literally, since I got hired.

Yes. The Mint Sierra. Yeah, let's go. We're taking this damn thing to the people. We're going to get as outrageous as possible. Now, are you willing to, like, what if the numbers come out and we aren't crushing it in Louisiana? Well, I mean, I'm going to do everything in my power to do my best to do it.

That's all we can ask for. I mean, we've got an interesting, I mean, I'm not going to say anything, but our competition's bought up a lot of stuff, and we're going to fight them and take it to the people. Well, yeah, we're on the streets. What don't you get about taking it to the people? All of it? Yeah.

I mean, I guess I am a little confused, so we're going to go door to door and just be like, download it. Yeah, we're just going to get after it, man. Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras. Yeah, we're going to do all kinds of stuff. We're going to do the Wilder. Maybe get out some airboats and some alligators. I feel like the more

outlandish and wild, the better here. I love it, Mincy. The Mincy era has to be back. Are you going to bust out the party shirt? I think we're going to have to go new costumes for Mardi Gras this year. To the first 1,000 people, every first-time bet, you get some free beads.

Free beads. Brandon, are you okay? What was just going on with your face? I don't know. You get some free beads. Free beads. Brandon, are you okay, Brandon? Yeah, why? What was just going on with your face? I don't know. I was enjoying my time. I'm sorry. I was just distracted by Brandon.

I do care about how Louisiana goes, and I think that you're about to fucking ride two crocodiles and two fucking alligators underneath you. There are no crocodiles in Louisiana. You're going to be fucking sitting on them with the fan boat pulling you from behind and you're going to be whipping them like fucking Father Christmas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moose down there in the swamp. Leave nothing on, leave no stone unturned. It's not going to be for lack of effort. Find all the crocodiles.

Let's do it, boys. Let's go, let's get it. It's like Christmas. Mincy. Mincy. I feel like we didn't clap as hard as we did for Smitty, guys. Well, Smitty was. Oh, wow, Brandon.

One individual clap from Brandon. That's a man that's never taken it to the people. There were dozens of claps. No, you refused to take it to the people. What do you stand for, Brandon? Brandon, will you be taking it to any people? I'm not from Louisiana. But will you be taking it to the people? But are you accompanying that?

I'll take it to the people. We take it to the people in every state that we open in. We'll take it to the people. Okay. So you're saying that Mincy's not doing anything special? Because I would disagree. I think he is doing something special. No, I think he's going to do great.

I think he's going to go down there and he's going to take it to the people. There's Joey. Joey's shaking ass today. You just checked his ass out. Joey is sashaying. How could you not? He was dragging it like it was. I like Joey's energy.

You know he's not actually gay? Yeah, I knew that. Okay. Yeah. Same with him and Pat. Everybody knows that about Pat. He slays puss. It's like Eric Stonestreet on Modern Family.

Yeah, just playing it. He's just a brilliant actor. He'llays puss. It's like Eric Stone Street on Modern Family. Yeah, just playing it. He's just a brilliant actor. Look at Big Head Frank forever. This feels like it should be like a

doll, the Big Head Frank doll. We can get that done, Frank. That would be awesome. I want a bobblehead. I want a Frank

the Tank bobblehead. There it is. I want a Frank the Tank bobblehead. Big Cat, you handle that? Yeah, I can get you one. Why did you sound sad about that? I don't know.

I don't have a bobblehead guy, but I'll get one. We can get a bobblehead guy. Because I'm thinking about taking it to the streets and finding these crocodiles in Louisiana. Take it to the people, not the streets. Well, we've got to take it to the streets where the people are. There aren't that many streets in Louisiana. Yes, there are. You just said there's no crocodiles either.

There's alligators. No, there's crocodiles. There's not crocodiles. Well, they said seal it into the alliles either. There's alligators. No, there's crocodiles. There's not crocodiles. Well, they said sealators are the alligators. There's probably a zoo. There's no people who own crocodiles? Probably. I guess there probably are technically a couple crocodiles in Louisiana.

How many crocodiles do you think are in the state of New York? A couple hundred maybe? 80, yeah. That sounds right. You know what they say, don't you? What? See you later, alligator. And after a while, yeah. That sounds right. You know what they say, don't you? What? See you later, alligator. And after a while, crocodile.

There it is. Does that rhyme? Did you know it's not another think coming and not another thing coming? What? The saying, not another thing coming. What is it? You got another think coming? Yeah. You not another thing coming. What is it? You got another think coming? Yeah, it's think.

You got another thing coming. It's think. And also, it's a pool sharp, not a pool shark. A card sharp, not a card shark. Also, champing at the bit, not chomping at the bit. Champing? Yeah, champing. I think there's card sharps and card sharks.

No, one is incorrect. Is it nip it in the bud or nip it in the butt? It's bud. It's actually nick it in the bus. That's exactly right. Yeah. Well, no, they can't live in New York, but they can live at zoos and shit. Why is that one so pale?

That's an albino crocodile. You don't know that. It is. No, he's exactly right. That's right. I went to Alligator World in Louisiana, and they had an albino crocodile. Oh, there's one. I still have the sweatshirt.

There's one, Brandon. Okay. So. You know, I don't know if it's true or not, but I think I heard something that albino animals typically are sterile. Oh. Where'd you hear that, Frank? Tried to fuck one? That's how it existed.

Like albino deer. I think albino deer are like sterile. Really? I bet they're delicious. Isn't it bad luck to kill an albino deer? Yeah.

Is it? Kill an albino deer and die in a year? That's the saying. Yep, that is. Right there. I had a dream about a bear last night. I swear that's a saying. Hey, that is. I had a dream about a bear last night.

I swear that's a saying. Hey Frank, what do you call a deer with no eyes? A no-eye deer. You don't say a no-eye deer, you say no-eye deer. I have no-eye deer. Right. You have one? Or just no-eye deer. Kind of gives the double entendre.

Yeah. A big head Frank just makes sense. It does. Feels right. He looks so good. TJ, can you? Can you make it bigger? You should do euphoria reviews with a big head.

Yeah. Big head euphoria reviews. Oh. Might be too big. You see, it actually looked like it looked real the other day. Wait. Put your hands away. Take your hands away.

We're getting there. Yes. Yes, Frank. Put that neck in the right spot. I am the big giant head. Frank, touch your knees together. No, but keep your feet out. I don't think I can do that. I'm not sorry. There it is. Frank, touch your knees together. No, but keep your feet out. I don't think I can do that.

Sorry. There it is. No, you can. That was perfectly done. Yeah. Good, good. All right. Looking great.

Yeah, I like it. I got to interview it, too. Is somebody super nice? Bill. Julian Edelman. Is he coming in? He is. I got to talk to him. Didn't Fastuli, last time he came in? He is I gotta I gotta Gotta talk to him

Didn't Fastuli Last time he came in Yes What's the story, Zach? I think you can tell it better than I It was He was filming Julian Edelman

When he walked in And Julian goes You're not Frankie And then you just hear Like the coolest voice I'm Fastuli But then wasn't he like Man, this place is big.

And then Pasuli leaned in and was like, still the same old bar stool. That wouldn't surprise me. He's my favorite character. Yeah, he is. He lasted everything. So 11.30 tomorrow, upstairs. Meeting. I'll get some pastries.

We're going to do a whole list of all the ping pong balls. I'll be there. Everyone there. And then we can reveal some of them on the show. Are we bringing our own ideas or are we all going to hash out ideas together? I think we do both. A mix. Okay.

Anything you can think of. Nick has been taking ideas so we have a good starter. Yeah. Steven, you probably have like a... I went to Bizarro World yesterday real quick before we had the show comes and does a

hot dog review when I'm out there yes yes someone will I went upstairs yesterday for a meeting and Steven has like five people

that work underneath him yeah I was up there too yeah he made us all do ice breakers oh

we didn't say our favorite color that's not true you did that but I just wanted to know I might have done that

so Steven like a very looked up to individual up there? Yeah. It was weird. They were afraid of him. There's one girl brought up that she drank last night. She was like, oh, I'm sorry, Steven. Yeah. And I just had to let them know I'm Steven's boss, so let me know.

If I need to know. Do you report direct? Steve, do you report directly to Big Cat? Yes. Unofficially, yeah. He doesn't, but? Yes. Unofficially, yeah. He doesn't, but he does. Unofficially. Unofficially.

Just one more time if you could just get some more pants. Yeah, more pants. Yep. Bird dogs. Yep. All right. 11.30 tomorrow. Ready?

One, two, three, break. Break. Break. Break. Break. 1130 tomorrow. Ready? One, two, three, break. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.