The Yak - Momma Walker's Back and Nick Might Be In Love With a Statue | The Yak 7-7-25

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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Roback.com promo code yak. Hey everyone, we're back. All right. Missed the fuck out of you guys. That was a long time to be gone. Kyle was good in that white t-shirt. It's a little too big. No.

Yeah, let's start with that. Yeah, let's start with that. So much to catch up on, let's go to the white t. The oversized white t. For real. So much to catch up on, let's go to the white tee. The oversized white tee. Oh, for real, so much to catch up. I think we should start with that. Oh, Julio's here.

Hello. Julio. Hey. Good to be back. You got new travel clogs. Missed you guys, yes, the summer edition. Love that. Truly a lot to catch up on.

What makes those summer editions? Just, you know, the canvas. What do we have to catch up on? A lot of stuff happened. Yeah? A lot of stuff, yeah. Why lot of stuff happened? Yeah, I'll stop Yeah, why don't you start? Oh, I don't know I Think Danny Conrad has a fake tan and he won't tell anybody He said he laid out for 45 minutes and got that and he was like well

It was 90 degrees real tan heads know it's UV index you look yeah you got a real tan head and that helps my case look at your face it was 90 degrees all week you can't everyone is not just you feel like oh you went to a tanning but no it was a fake tan sleepyhead and then he said what if you can tell my back to that you laid our aren't you Irish and Italian how much about 70 hours 25 Italian a little bit French Wow Danny has a fake tan and Danny's not that hang a bad hang our really now we know you're lying what do you do he came over to my backyard on the fourth and he kept on leaping off my deck towards he was trying to

intimidate me by every time I turn around he would be on the deck and he kept on leaping off my deck towards, he was trying to intimidate me, but every time I would turn around, he would be on the deck and he would jump off at me and try to intimidate me. Still, you're six for flinching. And he was just mad because I beat him at the air ball, yeah. Six? You were leaping off deck. He kept on leaping.

Are we talking steps? Like a bench built into the side of the deck. It was just a victory lap, and then I jumped over a flower pot and got right in his face when I landed, it was sick. He kept on trying to do do sense in front of the hose Danny comes over faked hand like doesn't bring anything drinks all my booze does stunts in front of the hose Disagree you're doing parkour in this backyard I can I have a somebody caught you in slow-mo trying to say told me to do it again I thought it was so good. See it

TJ Slow-mo trying to say told me to do it again. I thought it was so good. See it. So TJ Listen Nick was a little salty. I came to his house beat him at his game. Well, I'm game beer ball Oh and then I that's the one you throw it at the cans. Yeah, then I hope that my partner wasn't I was in Birkenstocks And it was a slick back of choice Smokes at your house it I don't know how that happened Also, Nick, you can't be like I was in Birkenstocks at your own how you could just go change your shoes fuck Yeah, you're right, but I had already done one wardrobe change cuz I addressed to it was too bulky oh And I've said before The lines might be starting to blur. It's like Jim Carrey with Annie Kaufman

But it's me with a co-worker who recently got put on a month-on-month contract. Yeah, but you are, that's fake tan. No. Look, what do you think, the back of my legs would... No, you did a bad, you didn't say it was a good fake tan. Can you even, oh, you're saying spray or... No, they have lotions. Yeah, he knows. Danny, it looks good. I think you look good.

You have a fake lotion. You found a good brand. I would love for you to tell me what you think your tans better than mine. I Did you hear what I said? I come know what I do inject yourself. I said he has the second best tan on screen right now Okay, this is stream No, I said on screen right now, but I'll go tan for tan with you. You can't go Tim I can go tan for tan with a big cat right you're darker complex. Look at you. Look what you I think it's pretty close. I don't know. We don't have the right camera for it How can't get us both in the same shot, how'd you get so tan if you can't be in the Sun Brandon? Fake tan I was I was out there all week. I was raw dog in the sun. I'm sunburned. Where were you? Were you in Pascagula?

No, no friend. You looking like a Pascagulan. No, I was in I was in Gulf Shores for a week. I went to Destin for a couple days. Same shit. And you went outside? The whole time. Wow. I rented a convertible for the week. Did you? Yeah. Have you beaten the sun? I think I've got the sun's ass. Yeah been playing golf all summer I think the Sun is done. I think the Sun bleached your eyebrows right off your head. Yeah. Yeah Biloxi tan you got you. Yeah, you'll keep doing that. I was not in Mississippi. I was in Alabama I was at the Gulf Shore Vicksburg tan. No, it's not even Now since we're just doing looks, that was a good picture.

It's a great picture. It looks AI, doesn't it? You hover handed your sister. That's great. You know, keep saying that. Why am I supposed to touch my sister in a picture? That's your kin. That's your kin.

I don't care. It's your kin. I don't know where that shoulder's been. Oh, yeah. That's crazy, yeah. It's crazy. I don't touch anybody. I ain't trying to touch nobody.

I think I would do arms crossed before I hover hand. Yeah. I hover fuck you Danny So where is that exactly that photo taken that's Apalachicola that was that was in Gulf Shores Yeah, run out of house on the on the beach Beautiful Pascagoula is it where is that in relation to like dolphin island? Close various yeah, where's dolphin island right off the coast of orange beach? I don't know where I've never been a dolphin island to be honest Yeah, we were supposed to have a tan week months ago. That's right. We should do we had to do that this winter I would love to get tan might as well be this week

We do look pretty tan some of us us. I do not, right? No. No, you look pretty bad. You look like a freedom fighter. There's something about you. You kind of look like... You're looking real insurgent-y. It's either that or like you just got out of like a mental ward.

Yeah. Putting your life back in. No shoelaces. Buzzed head. Yeah. You're gonna kill yourself. Put in your life, I have no shoelaces. No shoelaces, buzzed head, something. You do look locked up right now. Yeah, they just let you out. It's the widow's peak for me for some reason. That adds an element of like... I wanted to get a tan, but I was embarrassed to take my shirt off in front of people.

That's fair. I'm active again, but I still have a very feminine build currently and I need to start love handles love handles breasts My ass is as juicy as ever and I need to change that okay, so that's that's the next step for me I we hung out we had a break and I warned the group I was with I was like his ass is perfect and when you walked in they were like you undersold this Yeah, yeah You guys have taught me to look to embrace it a bit. Yeah, we got to get you the big dumper Jersey Mariners, you should do I guess that ass yeah

Julio's every day yeah you with a buzz cut it looks like you should be like killed by a drone yeah You with a buzz cut it looks like you should be like killed by a drone Or it's Owen Wilson in the Royal Tenenbaugh yeah, yeah before he tries to kill himself. There's something there's something grim about You got a darkness to you You've been staying at the in-laws right there it is They got a pool time to get a trouble. Oh fuck. Yeah, there's babies around. It's a nice Fever happening baby fever. I I have it to some degree, but then you know you hold on You're not the one that gets it. What you don't have a biological block. No, dude You don't have a uterus screaming to put something in there you guys never got baby

No, it's like a caveman brain where one day I was like, yeah, I should do this. It's not like a, ooh, I'm thinking about this. You momentarily now. Maybe one day it clicks and you're like, yes, I'm ready to provide. I feel like I'm approaching that. You're handling it like a chick.

Look, dude, the body doesn't lie. I'm ready to bear. By the way, shout out Titus. Oh, yes. Yeah. I'm curious. I know the answer, and I'm sure everybody here knows the answer by now, but could you figure it out with this?

No. OK. I was wrong. I still don't know. I was wrong, too. I don't know. I didn't ask. Well, wait a minute.

I don't want to give away what it is, because I don't know if he's ever gonna that has a I would assume someday. He's gonna say what yeah, I assume someday. That's a hog and a cock yeah Yeah, twin boys Yeah, I don't What I don't know what it is what's coming out of the pig? money What'd you say Kate?

Okay, that's kind of feminine. What? Sparkly. What's feminine about this? Like the confetti-esque. It's shitting something out. Oh, it's a cute pink little pig. It's pink. It's a pink boar. That's girly. Oh, yeah. And the hen's wearing a helmet. The pig's wearing a helmet. That's safety. But the cock, you're right. Well, no, it's a hen. It's not a cock. Oh, if it's a hen, then it's a girl. Wait a minute. That's a with the cock you're right. Well. No, it's a hen. It's not a cock. Oh if it's a hen then it's a girl Wait a minute. That's a red dangler Wait, I thought the white chickens were the were the were the bitches you think that that's how it works Yeah, the the cocks are dark listen Kate I hear you're a stand-up comedian now. Kate is so good. Thanks.

I've been told. Helps to have a Barstool audience, I'll tell you that much. It was about half and half. It was about half and half, and everybody loved it. So the other non-Barstool comedians that probably don't like Barstool have asked you to appear on their comedy shows as well. Oh, hell yes, Kate. Yes, it was very nice.

It was really fun. The pops were crazy. Kate would just be on the mic not even say anything just like what and the crowd Yeah, that's yeah, Danny showed up without buying a ticket. No, I was sick of Danny Yes, I mean he physically intimidated my party every time I turn around this happen They made me do that higher than I thought And the house is completely at is altered in the hose. It's not moving Yeah, what are you doing Danny? It does look cool though. It's cool Danny. You're looking very Latin you have the flip

Yeah, I flip he's trying to intimidate him. I like my own home. I like you works nice. I was a guest I should have been treated. What was your outfit there? That was a I got too sweaty had to change outfit He's too. Yes too much material. Oh so much material on bod Okay, yeah, I heard about your performance and without having seen it I'll know that it's nothing compared to what Stephen Jay has to offer up. It was no little skittles I'll tell you that yeah, that was in the back of my mind the entire time. Kate was so neurotic beforehand. Yeah.

No. She brought a notebook with her full set and then an extra notebook with the set in it in case she lost the first notebook. No way. You could have just typed it. Texted you a mook like a thousand times, five days leading up to it, yeah.

She scrapped her whole set like the day before. Yeah, I did a whole new one. Panicked. Yeah, it was fun. I would love to do that again sometime. I was gonna throw up on myself. You were fantastic and I think we asked her to be on the show full time that we do monthly

and she was wasted about the show. Oh. Every other perhaps. Had a cigarette with Danny. That was fun Did you drink before you got on stage? Okay, you tweeted out somebody tweeted out that you give yourself 10 cigs a year Yeah, that was me just hanging around you just just at work. You definitely have more than 10 cigs a year I'm pretty much there already. You're a full-fledged smoker. I had one at the beach, I had one at the seahill. Oh, there's another one at the beach.

I think I'm starting to smoke again, that's a problem. I hate when he shaves his face. He texted me that, he was like, am I going to get fired if I shave my face? I was on vacation, I was like, I'm not responding. But then he did it, and I was like, I really wish I had said yes. Oh, because you told him in the past Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, he said he was one of the comics so he could get free drinks KB you did the giant dune whoa where yes, I've been

Where we were in Traverse City, it's a little bit of a drive from there Sleeping bear I think sleepinges, and there's this extraordinarily steep dune area where if you can't make it back up, which is a realistic dilemma, you have to pay thousands of dollars to get rescued. Did you make it back up? We did, of course. It would be so funny if you're like, TJ, pull it up.

Yep, there's Kyle being life-threatening. Can I borrow thousands of dollars. It was almost as embarrassing as not making it up. What happened? What happened so we had to make it into a competition? Okay, we woke up at like six to do it Gorgeous my girlfriend beat me Left me in the dust. It was so hard This is a national park. That's listen we could we workshop that that seems like a Female thing maybe yeah, we have hips maybe we're more built for dune climate It was pure strength was pure legs quads calves and you think that's what don't climbing looks how much you don't you're not built

I was in hell for it was like was it like neck and neck with you and her or was she the first half? She was like she psyched me out She was like moaning in pain. She was like shall we stop and I'm like you can stop She kicked it into gear like calling ambulance, but not for me meme How do we know I do he got dead last oh He thought he was gonna take that I think Yeah, but it took like 13 minutes for me. Yeah, were you with no when he was going viral about Caitlin Clark I

Don't even know probably she had a groin injury, and he just replied like women don't have groins You kind of separated yourself from when I after he was intentionally confusing like every Chinese person with Jackie Chan on Twitter You had to take a step back from pops a little bit. Yeah, I've had to issue some like subtle warnings Please don't destroy my name It was it pretty it looked nice. Oh my the view from the top was Unbelievable Michigan is pretty like the end of the world yeah Michigan's awesome in the summer the pure Michigan thing that's rock was right. Yeah, that's that's fully real little Seeger Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was a great beach. How was the cherry festival brought out the heathens?

It was a great beach town. How was the cherry festival? Brought out the heathens. Yeah. Too much festival. I've heard. Yeah. Oh, not enough cherry? Oh no, cherry was all they had in their bag.

It was a nice beach town, but cherry, everything. Everything was named after cherries, flavored as cherries, and... Um... I didn't like it. Pissed me off.. It pissed me off. Pissed me off. Weird area. Great beach town.

Weird people. How so? I kind of assumed they would have that midwestern warmth that you tend to get, at least in lots of Michigan. In this area. They were a little off. A little country, a little gay. A lot of vehicular intimidation. A lot of hostile Little alternative, I don't know huh

It's nice how late the Sun goes down in Michigan though. I didn't realize yeah 11 it Because all these coasts, but it's all the way on the edge So and it's like it's like still kind of dark at like 7 a.m., which is also nice. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great area. That's someone coming in? I think someone just did it.

I think the door just did it. Did not close the door properly. Oh, man. I'll get it. Didn't they find dead bodies in Isle Royale or something? Well, obviously they did, if you know that. I think recently, yeah, but it's just like. That's a national park, right? But isn't it think recently yeah, but it's just like that's um It's a national part there right, but it's neat isn't it near. I think I know if it's like

I think there's like every national park has like 20 dead body probably the perfect place to dump them. Yeah It's it have you been it's no no I just heard it's cool, but now I'm being deterred by the Bodies being found you brought it up. I I know but I just figured You brought it up. I I know but I just figured We'll just hurt. Oh purr the like bizarre people maybe that has something to do with you know the whole phenomenon of the dead Yeah, I think they're the type that like they're like don't visit don't visit us mm-hmm Yeah, they're they're doing that as a Montana Montana's big never come here sucks here haha. We're completely full fuck you I'll go there whenever I want don't fucking go there and do stuff not looking at you. I think that's all we missed

Well, Ethan Yeah, we'll have him on in a little bit and you know All right, I have something for you Brandon Yeah, there is a congratulations in order. Oh This is big news Congratulations Steven Che he got a puppy Got a puppy Steven Che got a puppy. He's a dog guy now all right Che

Got a puppy. Stephen Che got a puppy. He's a dog guy now. All right, Che. Yeah. Yeah. Girl puppy, named Pepper. It's going good. Waking up super early, though.

So I was up at 540. What type of dog is it? It is a sheepadoodle, so a sheepdog and poodle. We had to get like a hypoallergenic because my son's allergic to dogs. Been there. Yeah. So yeah.

Is it fun? Cute dog. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is fun. Pepper's a good name It's tiring that names is worth it tiring harder than a child a male significantly has pepper hump the couch yet I Don't I don't believe so no okay very snuggly dog cuz that's what you thought dogs did all the time right per the tweet Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah yeah I mean some learning I've

never really been around a dog for an extended period of time so well it looks like you were able to survive the the ambush from the New Orleans Saints oh yeah oh that was a good tweet by them they were so Alvin Kamara had one of the worst first pitches you'll ever see at a Cubs game the other day Requested a second one, which I've never seen before Yeah, you can't do a second one So then the Saints edited it out so they edit out the first pitch And you requested to see it and they were like here you go

They were like here you go People do that a lot you can't get a second try that's the whole lure of the first pitch a first pitch Yeah, I respected it that wasn't a fucking bitch. How many could you go? He would just keep messing up right keep asking for game. Yeah Let me go again. That's way better than the alternative of regretting your horrible pitch forever Yeah, you got one in like what 50 cent would have loved a second try. Yeah Yeah And then and then our former colleague Alex Cooper got booed last night, which I love and she should have for a mockery of it

Yeah, she she she didn't get booed who she is she got boo for what she did correct She didn't play to the to the crowd she played to the camera Yeah, she didn't even look out of the crowd one of the tougher watches. Oh She'd made a tick-tock thing no did the seven inning stretch it regularly What you guys are saying she did something fucked up. I was thinking maybe she's stripped to naked shit like down her throat Yes, just start sucking the mic She had the mic down her throat. Yeah, she starts sucking the mic. I'm gonna hang out the window.

Yeah, you gotta look out to the crowd. She's making a mock call. Now they start moving. Yep. They gave her a chance. But I like you can hear like the first guy. He's like, wait a minute. Oh, you can't even hear. Good. It's a good 4th of July week no less

Yeah, fuck that I will not be calling her daddy from here no no So many you guys ever thrown a first pitch yeah, no no solid yeah drop the puck once Yeah, you did I forgot about that mm-hmm never a first pitch Where'd you throw a big cut? To my Wrigley one was raised a bunch of money for Anthony Rizzo's Cancer Foundation was me and a bunch of kids with cancer Yeah, and I was the only one throwing from the rubber should have called me. Yeah And then I did another one at Wrigley that was I was like the second of the three they do like three people mm-hmm so I didn't that it's it wasn't like the oh of the three. They do like three people. So I didn't, it wasn't like the,

oh yeah, this was, I think this was the second time I did it. Big crowd. Did they give you a custom jersey? Got a wind up. Oh. This is very nice. Yeah, it's great.

Didn't bounce it. That's all you can ask for. Yeah. Very good. Did you see Cleveland zero and 10 since what's his face through the first pitch with the, he had on the Cleveland jersey, but when he went to throw the pitch,

you could see underneath he was wearing a Detroit t-shirt. Oh. What's the actor's name? Some guy, he's an actor. And they're O and 10 since he did that. Oh. Great anecdote by me. He's famous, that's all you need to know.

Famous guy? He was famous. That worked all you need to know. Famous guy? He was famous. That worked better on stage. Yeah. Yeah. So. There we go, J.K. Simmons. Oh, okay, J.K. Simmons.

Yeah, look under his shirt. It says Detroit in there. Were they playing Detroit? I don't know. They are now, so I don't think so. What a risk. Why would you do that? Whiplash indeed.

Indeed. Yes. That's hot. Good logo. Way to go. Put a curse on him. What a move. Why was whiplash indeed and oh? Way to go put a curse on him what a move also they had a pitcher gambling allegedly Throw in the worst pitch the worst pitches ever who's very funny Very funny, but also so yeah pitcher got accused of betting he there was an alert there was like on Like there was a ton of action on you can bet pitch to pitch And there was a ton of action on two specific games that he played

like the start of the inning like a ton of people bet ball and He threw it like in the dirt like he threw it like 40 not even a third. Yeah so That's the pitch that everyone's that ball on They had the stats like a bunch of you. Yeah, like it was a big spike in his in the bets So he's under investigation now both alerts flagged that in Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Benning the result the first fish is offered Yeah, what does that investigation entail? Like how do you even prove? I think they just got to figure out if he told someone Cuz that's really all.

How would it spread to a significant amount of people? I don't know. One person, I mean, that's kind of how gambling gets to work. The inner circle. Yeah. One guy tells one guy. That guy tells two guys. Next thing you know you're.

It's not worth it. Is the sentencing more like mild if you didn't bet on yourself or your team, but you're in the league No, I think just gambling on any baseball you're you're gonna be in a lot of trouble No matter what and then the Malik Beasley is happening right to the Pistons He's getting accused of it Not going around stuff some guys agreed some guys are need to yeah, they need to listen I if I were ever in the Professional sports setting I would definitely throw it You would it feel good getting that win for you guys oh

Thank you guys wouldn't be like Yeah, let me know yeah, I got you pretty good. I don't know because it's just what if you're just betting your overs motivation yeah What if some guy was like I have a picture of your butthole and if you don't throw a ball Be blackmail It's guys in debt Easily it's coming out that he might be in debt and that's a way that he can get out of debt Can't you bet on a different sport and then when you play? Yeah, but you can't rig a different sport that you don't play

True you can bet on sports that you don't play. Yeah, it depends league to league. I think I think I think NFL you can Actually don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can in most sports. You can't be in the facility Yeah What if you like are drunk one night and you put a future in on your team and you wake up and you see you Did it and then you cash it out? I don't know that I don't know if anybody would ever find out Yeah future shouldn't even count. No, I should believe in yourself. Yeah I'm in the middle of a moral quandary. Oh, what's that? So I have a new route that I'm walking the dog with,

intentionally, because there's a statue that I am so attracted to. She is so fucking hot and naked and a perfect body, and I walk the dog that route intentionally to see her. Is that bad? You're that turned on by Dorothy at Oz Park? No, but it's... This is an unmarked statue. Dorothy. There by by Dorothy Oz part. No

An unmarked statue door It's tin man No, it's this it's another route it's an unmarked statue and she is like I think we have like a connection Oh, and so I've been altering my dog route. She's naked are the titties. She's naked What is your nice? I think she has fake tits. I think like she had smaller ones. They made them bigger afterwards Yeah, she's like chiseled her down. She she's sitting on her naked ass, and it has like the What would her connection be to you? Uh? You're physically. I think she really thinks I'm funny. Yeah Cute dog yeah, that's right. I yeah, I contact

so I've been What happens though if Ernesto marks his territory? I won't let him I then you fuck off. He basically would call it She's so mystical. She's like in the middle of this garden unmarked just It's unbelievable. She looking I'm little, I don't want you to see because you're gonna fuck her. Oh, you think you're gonna be into her? I, so if I was a homeless man, I'd fuck this thing every night.

I need to see a picture. I touched her. What if it turns out she's one of those real statues who's like, bye, has a neat tip. Oh, that would be. Tip my bucket. Oh, have you touched her? No, she's gated, which is all the more alluring.

Who is it? I don't know, Kyle, but she, her body's unbelievable. It's like Lori Lightfoot I sent her to White Sox Dave and White Sox Dave was like holy shit. Where is that? Because I was talking to him about it yesterday I was like hold on I'm gonna walk the dog before we like went out we went to brunch and He was like what's taken so long and I had to send him he was like okay Take your time. I understand all right there. She's hidden zoom in wait Zoom in oh More the forest oh my god

What the fuck she looks like she has Stephen chase tongue she's between and then I didn't even get her ass because somebody saw me taking the picture They were like that guy's oh my god is so fucking hot. Oh my god Yard, I would know she's in a gated garden and you could go around you could see her ass to her ass has like the She's sitting it's a big ass, but like she's orgas She's orgasmic. And like, so she has a fountain, so she always has water beads on her titties. Oh man, Nick, I understand 100% what you're saying. She is the fountain. But I'm gonna have her.

No, I know. I'm gonna have her. I know. It looks like the Mount Vesuvius people, they turn to ash. Oh, oh yeah. What's on the right side, is that her hair cascading down? Her hair cascades into like a face.

Wow. And there's no plaque or anything under it? Nothing. Oh, well you can't go in there. Oh, we could. Oh, I will. I gotta get to the bottom of this. There's nothing online.

She's like, she doesn't have any social media. She's perfect. She doesn't know who Barstool is. Not a clue. Dude, this reminds me of something that I'm going through currently, okay? What? Fucking your statue?

Okay, so it looks like that, she looks like Mia Khalifa a little bit. Who's that? Never heard of her. Mia Khalifa. Who? Famous. The Wiz's sister? It's a porn star.

Influencer. Really? Yes. I wouldn't. Ray, are you guys being serious? Yeah, dead serious. Sounds familiar, I just see. We only fuck with statues. Anyway, she was like, she like was like hot and heavy wanting to be friends with me for like two weeks

And she's forgotten about me, and I feel bad about it so wait wait a guy How'd you drop that in right now? Why'd she want to be friends she I've had a video of myself rapping in Spanish Which is something that she likes to do she started posting videos tagging me in them Oh, like I'm the female Julia, And then she's like, should we collab? Is she AI? No, she's real. I don't think this story is related enough to if she wanted to tell us that.

It looks like it reminded me. It looks like Mia Khalifa. So you're saying Mia Khalifa, who sounds like a pretty prominent person. She looks like the statue. She says she's the female Giulio? She said I'm the female Julio referring to herself Hey, I guess pull her up The female Julio she's yelled and the DMs of me as well yelling really sometimes yeah yelling at you She who is this woman? She's active

I did this blog a while ago about how she got hit in the titty with a puck at a nationals game Or what's the what's the DC team? The Capitals? The Capitals, potato potato. And it was flattering towards her. I didn't realize that other Barcell people had done it. And she was like, we started DMing back and forth. And then I asked her to do something for something.

It was supposed to be funny, I don't remember what. And she was all on board, and then someone else here blogged her and called her a porn star or something and she was like, then she blew up my DMs, she was like blah blah blah blah and I was like I guess we're not cool anymore. She sounds crazy hot.

We'll have Julia bring them over. She is crazy hot. Well she seems to have forgotten me. So my moral quandary is with a statue, yours is with a famous porn star that's messaging you. Who looks like the statue. Don't call her a porn star. Who's based on the statue.

Wait, is she Mia Khalifa? The statue. No, the other statue no the other woman she was he was but now she is no law Oh, but it's the same person first got it all right brand all right got it. She's not a just a model now I lost among other things. It's this woman who did porn like once Yeah, it was only a couple. Oh, yeah, I can forgive her yeah Once yeah, it was only a couple. Yeah, I can forgive her. Yeah Anyway, I thought we were friends which I actually feel I do feel a little bad for her because she did it One does look like stop doing it and then everyone's like that's just you know from what I heard Yeah, so you're gonna make a move. No, I mean I'm in a relationship. I can't do that Do you walk when you're with your girlfriend and the dog? Do you know you make sure you take a different pathway?

I'll walk but I won but I won't look. Okay. Well, the statue sees you not looking. That statue is so hot. Does she know? Does your girl know about this? I was just like, that's a little much. Yeah. I wouldn't even want you to do that pose.

That's just, that's just that's oh my god And you're next to a school you wouldn't go with her again pastor um No, I would but it is it's a every single time is really hard. I can't we myself I'm sorry nymph of the forest I don't that is normally like statues of ladies are a little like more voluptuous, a little like. Yeah, they're homely. They're more fecund.

She's literally having sex. I couldn't even get the ass photo. Yeah. It's like every angle was like, oh my God. And you have to go deep to get to it. Yeah, you do. Yeah. That's tough.

And so like I'd have to like hop a little fence and then like, I don't know. It'd be do. That's tough. And so I'd have to hop a little fence, and then, I don't know. That'd be funny if there's traps around her. I know. Dead bodies. A ring cam on her forehead. Oh my God.

It might just be a trap for sickos. Yeah. I don't think that's moral quandary. I think you just, that's a really hot statue. Appreciating the art. It's art. You should find a way to fuck it. I'm appreciating the art. It's yeah You should find a way to fuck it. I mean if there was some sort of witch that could bring her to life Have you checked that yeah, no

No, but imagine you do like You mount her once you'd be able to live past that um No, I don't think it's a tough dismount that it's like that clarity You can bring her flowers, and it wouldn't be weird you I kind of want to go under the guise of a video and never put it out like just bring loop blubbing like hey man Let's do this funny video No, it's not good. Let's not put that out send it to me Y'all seen him he's got his haircut. He got his hair looks good looks a lot better. He's good manly move good-looking Blutman TJ can I see her one more time?

So we got other stuff on the sheet we haven't got to yet if y'all want to just How you spotted that is troubling to me? She's so feminine. Yeah, Jesus. I just don't get why it's in the middle of the woods. That's a big old titty And that's a nice tricep too. Yeah, same arm. Yes slender. I don't know how hard that is to achieve There's a fountain like next to her that gets her There's a fountain like next to her that gets her where What's the fountain hit in her on the right on the chest like when the wind blows it will like mist and she'll have Like the perfect amount of beat age. It would be great if the fountain was her just squirt and like craving be great

How you wanna go see it You live close enough to where I fear that. I know, I know. I know. Close? Yes. You're gonna come home with bronze on the breath. I know.

I'll find it. Big cat, why's your penis green? Big cat smells like a penny. Also, I have a girl dog so I can be like, look, I'm safe. Yeah, look, yeah. I got a chick friend here I can be like look I'm I'm safe yeah look yeah a chick friend here It's cool. I'm cool. Yeah I have some whoa

What is she? Good God. Oh this guy's going through a quandary I'm gonna get jealous as fuck. He's P log the minute Wait, I'm gonna get jealous as fuck. He's P-Logged the minute, minute by minute. Oh my god. Mesmerized. Ew, you're not the only pervert that watched anything. Whoa, what's going on with her hair though?

It's like a devil face. Oh, oh, I'm off! That's crazy! No, it's a pussy. Ain't no pussy. Does she have a hair pussy? No, but that's a pussy No, but that's a different face. Yeah, but like that's like the mystique Can't hit it from this looks like a trap is what it looks like I think it is a trap an evil wait This guy's really this is just somebody's blog

Damn what can you see? Oh, he just covered the three blocks Damn. What can you see? Oh he missed it. Oh he just covered the three blocks. He used the cover. He used the cover. He used the cover. Yeah he saw this one rock and then her. Put her second. Classy. And then dead bird right below on Kenmore. The soaking wet breast woman. Death just feels ordinary. He seemed to get closer than you did. Yeah that, I don't know how he did that. Uh, but, fuck that dude. That's tough.

I've got something, uh, that I stumbled upon recently on a walk. Alright. I don't want to dox anything about where I live, but... Okay. Every day, for the past... five days maybe? I've been walking the dog, and I see a fully eaten dog. Every day for the past five days maybe, I've been walking the dog and I see a fully eaten cob

of corn that the corn is off and it's in a different place and they're different cobs. Is this normal behavior? So somebody's feeding the animals corn. It's a bird? Yeah, birds love it. It stops and ends at that. That seems pretty crazy. Where are the animals bird corn it's a bird That seems pretty the birds getting corn The birds aren't getting the birds are finding someone's house. They're putting corn out for the for the animals I used to do that all the time. Yeah

String them up We shouldn't have we shouldn't have ruined that for Stephen. It's on the greatest mystery of all time. Going to the grocery store and getting corn. You're saying the birds are getting the corn? How did they get the corn? That's what you guys said. Birds are growing corn?

Creepy crawling. Deer, dude. What were some of your theories before? Oh, there's a- No idea. Is that a spider? Because they're picked clean. Kill it, Danny.

Don't kill it. There's no reason to kill it. There's no reason to kill it. Kill it, Danny. Danny, kill it. Don't do it Danny Danny kill it don't kill it Danny Kill it kill it Danny Danny kill it Yeah What a douche oh he's such a douchebag Thank you Danny oh by the way

Congratulations to the experts. Oh, yeah, they want oh, yeah Ft and Fran incredible job. Yeah, that was awesome That was a great moment doesn't trivia championship Yeah, very happy for them. Yeah, no and it's a they really deserved it I could I could wax poetic about this for an hour. Yeah, I won't yeah, but listen We it's on the prep sheet. So we had to cover it. Yeah, we did. I was enchanted by just not even the trivia,

but the onstage presence. Yeah, well, the ponies are also like my favorite team to watch. They're so, because they just. Unbelievable. Every single round is just like, Feitel be like who's that dude who's he's not Leonardo DiCaprio and then in the day to be like Darren Sproles And it works they're so far off and they'll just one of them will say one thing and the other would be like yeah I know it now But yeah, congrats them great great job happy for Brandon. Yeah, I'm so happy for love to remember Tom fucking love to watch

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You know We had a trivia competition. Oh, we actually just covered that so and you talked about that for a decent We just talked about it let We just talked about it. We talked about it more. No, we covered it. One of the principles was in the... I'd be down to talk postseason and next year. Yeah, but we've already moved on.

TJ can show you, we talked about it. What did you say? We could talk about it after the show, too. Why would we repeat ourselves? We never repeat ourselves in the show. No. Never. I did think it was one of the crew. You guys use cruise control? I think it's an unnatural foot

feel. I like my foot to be engaged and you know that. I think having your foot on the gas pedal is an engagement with the car that you need. That's what I go. It's like intimate and necessary to me. Yeah Push down. Yeah, it's a different kind of acceleration though when you do it with the button. Yeah, it feels good It's kind of sex you have to take Sam Water car. I don't like to ignore the car. I don't want the car to ignore me You gotta have that touch that feel No, we do have we have Ethan on

Oh, damn them gotta be so for people who missed it The yak funded Ethan's trip to World Series of Poker $10,000 entry He busted on day two He's out He's out. I don't really know if that was worth it um no I'm sure it was there was I think we believed as a whole for like 40 seconds yeah early to early day two here's what I will say about Ethan I appreciate if you could pull up the video of him after he lost I

He was basically crying Mm-hmm. This was a truly once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for him. Yeah. Yeah, he will never do it again Yeah, that's a cry he was crying Ethan was it a cry? Yeah, I was fighting tears the whole way back from the horse wheel. It was I love that though because he's invested. I do think I wanted that type of reaction versus Not to disparage other people I've funded mincy and Nate, but when they lose they're just like you know I was

I ran into some really good players. I was probably the best best player but I lost they try to blind you with lingo. Yeah I just want tears and I do I feel bad for you Ethan because I know deep down in your Like somewhere in your brain you were you were like this is going to I'm going to win it all Maybe not win it all but yeah, that was in the back of my mind I thought maybe I could go on a run if I had won that hand all? Uh, maybe not win it all, but yeah, that was in the back of my mind. I thought maybe I could go on a run. If I had won that hand, it would have been decent position, but you know, I got it in as good as I could.

It was, it was sad. How do you feel like your skill set was this, this was the, the toughest competition you faced? Um, I felt like I held my own pretty well. I felt the second table I was at was pretty tough But that was just more so because they had a lot more chips than I did So they were putting a lot of pressure on me. I got I ran into it I lost a couple hard hands that level and was down to about 20,000 and

Put it all in with Kings got called by East Queen ace on the river. What are you gonna do? What what place did you finish? Ace on the river. What are you gonna do? What what place did you finish? I'm not exactly sure if it's accurate, but on the app it said like 2600 I'm not sure if that's just for that day like my thing so we were far. What was your what was what was the best moment? We were far you probably when I handed him cat Yeah, yeah you have to regret showing up to the tournament no you want what did he what did you win? Yeah? Now So I saw that you you entered a tournament $200

$1,700 yeah, and someone asked in the comments. What's big cats cut and you're like nothing. It was my own money No, well, then I remembered we had our You have five percent of all my future winning so you had five percent of that okay, but that actually win money though What would you mean? I won it was a satellite to a bigger tournament. I want to see that a bigger tournament So when's that I lost I lost that tournament. Oh Got it yeah Yeah, cuz when I saw that I was like that's a little interesting because I did give you like $9,000 to correct go live your dream, and then you were winning tournaments that you're like no that's my own

You're like, no, that's my own money. That's his money. Yeah It wasn't so much that I wasn't gonna give you anything it was more so they were I Thought they were asking if I took money from you to enter that got it got it know what I mean I that's what for future reference Ethan how we can handle this because I actually I'm going to fund him next year There we go. This is bad for future reference you can just say on Twitter That I get all of it, and then just never give it to me, and I'll never remember. It's a good deal Okay, yeah, you're right. That's really easy so everybody wins. They look like a good guy, and then you don't lose anything Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm not gonna be hitting you up being like where's my cut of the 1700?

So now that you know it was a 1700 entry I think first place for that was like 300,000 or something so and you would have kept that No, I would have given you 5% as per Or whatever you asked honestly, I don't really care okay, so now that you know you're going next year What's the training regimen gonna be? Maybe we get some different guys into your parents' basement. Sure, sure yeah.

Some new face. Yeah, some harder players. Nate, Nate, Nate. The styles. Mincy in there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that was another thing yesterday.

That was, I got back from busting, my room key worked for the room. I changed because Nate wanted to buy me a couple beers because I busted so I come back to the room and the room key doesn't work. Checkout was yesterday so then I had to sit there in line get a new key to get back in to grab my stuff, to go to Mintz, to come back here to get a new room. So here I am. Wait, so did he get you the second room? Yeah, he did. So, credit to him.

He got you a free room that had an expiration date on it? Correct, yes. But he thought it was a different time. He thought it was today that the room was expiring. But then he just got you another free room. Yeah, correct, yes. How does he have his power? Yeah, how? He knows people at Poker Go who kind of cover the whole tournament. How long are you staying in Vegas?

I leave tonight. Oh, that's sad That's gotta be sad. Do you like it there? Yeah, it was fun. Um Kind of fake heat honestly it wasn't like I'm too used to like East Coast like Florida heat where it's all humid and stuff It wasn't that bad actually oh Yeah, okay Anything else from mincy No, no, he's coming to drop his stuff off here in a little bit. He's playing in an hour

Does something happen to his? Yeah, you sharing that room. Yeah, I think is Can you leave and leave leave the camera on What time is he coming by Well, I mean he plays in an hour So he said he was coming before he plays in the casino that uh the events have the horseshoes right next door to where? We're at all right, so yeah, just stay on Okay, yeah, don't tell him that we're on Okay

Might start listening to part of my take oh yeah, will you be able to listen to what we will hear when mincy comes in I could see I could see it or have oh you could see it. Maybe I hear it without you guys hearing Else listen do you are you can you track him? Yeah? We got somebody else oh yeah and from another room track him to see where he is is right now He leaves his he he leaves his keys in a lot of places The trackers on his keys, and he leaves those around Well, see where you say this he was nothing but helpful the whole time. I was here, so good Yeah, you're like he probably sees a young mince in you.

That's right. He's still in it? I think so, yeah. He kept telling me how impressed he was of me. He was really pumping me up, so that meant a lot to me. I was just setting up him to tell stories of himself, though. Yeah, for sure, but I... So, you had a good experience other than obviously busting? Yeah, yeah. The first table I was at was awesome.

Poker Go actually came and interviewed me. I don't think they ever showed it. But after that, they just started stabbing me, like pretty much ripping my guts out. Like every chance they got, they made fun of me. So that was fun. What Poker Go did? Poker Go was making fun of you?

No, no, the people at my table. The people at my table. What were they saying? Yeah? They were calling me a comedian. They were trying to like get me to make jokes and stuff and oh man you got bullied Oh, yeah, I got bullied big time, but I again. I don't really mind. I kept laughing the whole time It was fun. What joke did you tell? Zero oh no So you're now you're now unfortunately for me in your in my program where you're just gonna play every year until we win something

All right That doesn't say you can you just not do that then oh because Something about him. I can't got it. Well now like he doesn't have I think maybe you could retire from dog-sitting and fully focus on poker Because you were juggling two jobs That's actually That's gonna be tough. I have to watch the dog for two straight weeks What pretty much as soon as I get back that's gonna be upsetting oh no you can't be dogs and poker

And poker were combined Yeah, picked it in art. I would be pure I love the idea of getting on this flight tonight and just like huffing and puffing is like what's wrong? I gotta fucking go watch it. Yeah, do you like back to the grind like have to be in the same room as the dog? Oh time can't you just go let it out and go back home They live in like a townhouse community, so I can't really let it out and just let it run but oh but you get to live in it in a nice house for two weeks that's not what he was saying I like just go feed it and then he could go on with the rest of your day I don't think yeah that is kind of what I do we just kind of hang out all day but he's not hearing a word

you're I don't think watching a dog requires you to be there 24 hours a day is what I'm saying Seizures so I need to Also Danny he gets a house that he gets to live in that's not A townhouse yeah, have you been in the townhouse while the dog has had a seizure Also Danny he gets a house that he gets to live in that's not Yeah, have you been in the townhouse while the dog has had a seizure Yeah, yeah, I was there for the first one. Well, I mean what what do you are you able dog has a seizure? Yeah, look at it. Make sure you swallow it. I'll take it to the vet and make sure it's not like dying Yeah, how long is the seizure? It lasts I mean he's only really had one that I've seen but it lasted about like two minutes

Yeah Dan this question is for you. Yeah, you chose Ethan as your horse this year when Mince wins the World Series of poker All right, it's ornate going on a deep run this year I will kill myself All right, it's ornate going on a deep run this year. I will kill myself And I'll have to not only kill myself But I'll also have to update my will that in and make it clear that $10,000 every year goes to eat Mincy's keys are currently at the MGM grant where you stay Flamingo, so that's like a mile away. Okay. We think he's on the move. All right, just stay on Yeah, but he wouldn't leave if his room expired. He wouldn't leave his keys inside a room

I think it might expire It's like overlapping. So I think he's just coming to drop his stuff here might be so be in a bitch's room Mincy to just make everything so much more Stuff here might be so be in the bitches room perfectly mincy to just make everything so much more Go to a hotel you get a room you get the room for as long as you're staying right? I've never heard expire you mean you just had to check out. I've never heard that term I think I think both of them were comped so It's I don't think it's really up to him. Have you guys slept in the same room yet so far no no I did spend about an hour in his his room yesterday

He was lounging listening to Tim Dillon reels on Getting pumped up a big game I'm proud of you Ethan me too. I'm happy for you. I am stoked for you I don't mean or the highlights did you like kill anyone get any kills? How do what do you call it? No? No the the Japanese kid to my left on the first day I just got aces against him three times. That was cool That's a W. Yeah. Yeah, he was good. He was really good So how is mince doing is he like in good position?

I think he he's like a little blow starting stack and average he's like at fifty five thousand I think average stacks around seventy eight eighty thousand. So he's he's in not bad shape Nate's in bad shape, right? Nate's not in great shape. No, well, it doesn't really I mean, he's still gonna go all in right? Yeah, he's got like 30 big blinds. So he's in not bad shape. He's in fine doable shape Shape, okay. I will stay fine. He doable shape. Okay, do shape Okay. I will stay on Ethan. All right. Thank you guys so much. Yeah Get him next year

I'll try my best. Thank you. I really I know he's so listeners, but I Hit the crying video is what was like maybe about it. I have to do I have to do this again He showed the proper amount. I was telling yeah and like thinking like I bet you that wasn't his first take No, but you there was somewhere a tear fell and just thinking about like I gotta be strong for the boys Yeah, grown man crying about a poker tournament. That's hilarious walking down the Vegas strip Yeah, but he thought that was his one chance. He didn't know that he was getting true So maybe I gotta go year to year so you get the tear every year Kyle and Nick I got problems with you guys you guys kept telling how proud you are of him

Yeah, man, he didn't he didn't do anything He just went there that's all he did that I was stoked for him he just achieved a plane trip I he took a free trip and that's that's asking a lot and lost your money, too Yeah, that's right That's right. I was were both in for 250 bucks. Yeah, I um I Like how you went for 300 250 Couldn't I did 300 was all I had in my Venmo. Oh, yeah, I Forgot about it. Yeah, but I made it right pretty yeah, you lost yeah

Yeah, TJ was smart did five dollars If he wanted all what would TJ's five dollars turn into like? 750 Eight bucks. Well, I think the top prize like what is it? Yeah, but I million I don't know if he first that You'd have to disperse that what are you talking about? because I You heard what he said about or about the game the one he won is like that wasn't big cats money or at least that That's what we thought he was saying that was confusing right, so I think he would confuse us on the big one, too

We assume payouts that might not have been coming as if Ethan wins at all we will never see or hear from him again Give him a break. He's got an epileptic. Top prizes. Wait. This is interesting 1,000th gets 20k What seems like it 1,000 8th Decent that seems really good. He couldn't finish six hundred sixty fourth He got well if he was really in 20 would have made five thousand he got kind of close How many people started it? Do we know a lot?

shitload You had Nate cash last year He's one like wait. What where when does the money get real? 94 million When does the money get real 94 million? When does the money yeah, nine is last year's pounds? Damn Who's better Nate or mincy? Who's one more? I think career or mincy, but that's because he's played as like a pro

So mincy's been finishing the money twice. I believe I think so Nate last year did finish in the money Is there like age groups? He's only been able to play in like five tournaments this year though. You know it's crazy works getting in the way Depends on the parcel classic schedule just keeps taking them to these places when that's when that tweet came out I my first I was like I hope to God Brandon doesn't see this that was actually funny Nate Nate and mincy did a video and mincy was like I thought my summer was crazy Nate you were in Saw Oasis and came here and Nate was like give it that was my vacation I think Nate was like you you started doing this in September

Summer of mincy there is oh he changed his he's not destroyer anymore. He's barstool mincy He's been mincebar still minutes live earnings pretty good. How heavy are those sunglasses to be doing that to the shirt? Those are tungsten $670,000 career earnings. That's pretty good. Yeah. Although he's got some weird convoluted, like he owes everyone something, some guys. There are some places where he cannot show his money. Yeah, like I think if he wins the World Series of Poker, like he doesn't get anything.

He's only a little bit in debt. Money. I got him a little in debt. He has like 20 guys, because I remember, I remember when I was trying to consolidate his debt and I was just like, this is too much. Yeah, you couldn't even get in. No, well I could, but it was too many conversations

I was gonna have to have that I didn't want to be involved in. Yeah, he was like, I have some crazy guys, they don't want to be on camera. And I'm like, okay. They're just like staking him in these tournaments? Yeah. Yeah. And have for years.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And have for years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely the rush class of the 2004 OMS frat that he was in is deeply in debt. Correct. Or he's deeply in debt to that. Yes. Absolutely. Huh. Well, so we took a shot. Ethan. Did you pack some swim trunks? I did. I have some swim trunks. Put them on. Have you taken a dip at all? No. Dude, go Jackknife.

That's a lot of pulls in the LV. No, I know. Especially at the Flamingo, there's a big one. Put your trunks on. Now. Are they floral? Especially at the flamingo there's a big one but Put your trunks on You want? Now Now? Are they floral? Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah It's always fun I love the feeling of getting in Oh that lamp Oh is that lamp the flamingo? That lamp's a flamingo I'll be Is the wall paper? I can't tell what the wallpaper is It's tough to say

Get that tango That's a nice lamp. Take the lamp home. Yeah, some sort of prize. I'm Minzy's dime. Hey, Ethan. Hey there. Just so you know, you don't have to change on camera. You can't.

Just move the chair over a little. We won't be able to see anything. Do you guys bring swim gear everywhere you go just in case? No. Gear implies you do more than trunks. Well, trunks. By, I wanted to mean, Flippers, snorkel.

If I know, no, not everywhere. Not everywhere. For my kids I do now. Like I was in Boston a couple weeks ago for the Dozen Trivia Tournament, I didn't take swim trunks there. Oh, no! Nice!

Cool, yeah. When we were in Boston for the Dozen. Little mood boost. We already talked about that. Yeah. No, that was about the swimming part of it. That wasn't even about the championship where we are. We did our dozen.

Some good trunks, those are fun. Thanks, man. Yeah. You gotta get out there, show them. Show them what you got. Did a little city pool action. There's a lot of good pools around here. Ethan, did you?

Thought everyone should know. Don't kill myself. A pool latch. What you do there? Swim? Tell us more about that pool. Alright, let's peel back a layer. Let's dive into the mind of Kate. Ethan, when you were crying.

Little weekend pool latch. Yeah, that's pretty any further questions boys actually pretty regular thing to say yeah okay I actually went to a city pool last week so I could even relate to that whoa in Michigan? no in Chicago I thought you were in Michigan I was I'm like a week and a half okay apologize I haven't been missing. I was I'm like a week and a half okay apologize I haven't really like three summer. They're like three feet deep though, so I don't I have to do the

Awkward fat guy thing where I'm just basically sitting on my body walk on your back hand you walk on your hands Yeah, legs float. Yeah, just make sure that I always have my shoulders underneath the water Wait what what pool? Underneath the water What pool They have city pools. There's a bunch of them. Yeah, but they're all like shallow so you went to multiple then I was at a nine-footer What was that? Foot and he was and then there's like kid pools and look I was yeah pretty sick damn anyway I'd very much like this conversation be over now. I regret it I

Went well, I went too far out in the Gulf one time. You haven't saved? Then what happened? I walked out to where I was on my tippy toes. Whoa. And every now and then a little wave would come by. That's just swimming. Huh?

Well, I know, but I was in the Gulf. I wasn't out there to swim. What do I do now? I was out there to stand. I was out there to stand and be in waist deep water and let the waves come over me every now and then. Then I was like I look back and the people on the beach look too small I was like well that's too far. Do they get real waves there?

Yeah, kinda. Can you like body surf or no? Oh yeah you can. The kids do it. I couldn't. My body, the waves weren't big enough for my body to body surf but no? Just a little? Oh yeah, you can. Okay. The kids do it. Okay. I couldn't. My body, the waves weren't big enough for my body to body surf, but they were big. You took your friends on vacation.

I did. I took my friends and family. I took my sister. I just bought a big house. Not bought a big house, but I got a big house for the week and I had Alan Brown and his girl come down. I took all my friends. First time I've done that.

Oh. Had a good time. Nice. Great. Did you booze? Yeah, I was just gonna ask the same we me and my buddy me and Alan went and bought a Nintendo and played basis Loaded to all week at night and we drank. What kind of Nintendo did you go by? We just bought a top loader and oh really? Yeah, and then what we would drink we drink a case of beer every night Oh my god, were you drunk after it? He would drink more than me, but I would drink a case of beer every night. Oh my god. Were you drunk after it?

He would drink more than me. But I would drink a couple. Would you hang out with Caitlin at all? No, I didn't see her much. I didn't talk to her much. She was there, though. What was she doing? Just being.

Discoteque. Just going around. The discoteque, probably. Just going to boutiques. Typical woman. For sure. Always at the discoteque. Off to the discoteque.

Did you do any cute beach or bicycle built for two? No, we did fireworks on the beach on Friday night. So that was fun. Everybody else did fireworks on the beach. We all just sat out there. Somebody would do their display and we'd clap. And then somebody else would do theirs and we'd clap. It was fun. Good times. Did you eat anything new? A lot of oysters. Not new at all, but a lot of oysters. Fucked.

What's the oyster? Five get five out of seven days Yeah, really? Yeah. Yeah, why? Your wife every did did you go what the two days you didn't fuck mm-hmm just tired. Did you try sunburn? No, and were they back-to-back days just out of yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, it was Wednesday Thursday I was just out again Friday Friday the time was running out So I had to get one in at the buzzer It was weird my wife was counting down like five four three two and I got it in yeah nice nice Yeah, kind of great time

Kyle and I went to a DJ set show an EDM concert And I watched I looked at multiple YouTube tutorials of how to dance at them and how to dress for them and I Ended up dressing exactly like Billie Eilish on accident. I Like baggy shorts on a polo and a flat brim hat. I look just like Billie Eilish Knocked it out of the park. Thank you Were you dancing he was yeah, but I the only tutorial I watched on how to dance was with a cup so I had it I had to have a bed up in his can I see what you did he was going okay a sway Yeah, it was fine. It was pretty good. What about the net did you do this one? No, I didn't I know what?

Kyle was just knew what he was doing though Toxic regular in that atmosphere. We were intoxicated. Yeah. Oh, it's intoxicated being in that atmosphere. We were intoxicated. Yeah, I always forget how intoxicating the actual music over the speakers is though. It's quite the feeling. You said that the DJ booth was quite crowded. Yeah, there were more people in VIP than general. Till they get you.

Yeah, it was not exclusive at all. It wasn't V or I, it was just the P section. It was VP, at all It wasn't Vera. It was just the P section It was VP. It was very people Ain't no I Ethan when you were crying Were your shoulders like was it like a heat like a heave like was it ugly like yeah Like was it like a heat like a heave like was it ugly like yeah? Yeah, it was kind of like a fight like a body jerking type Oh, I actually kind of so I I was wearing sweatpants a sweatshirt and

Jersey and I forced myself to walk all the way back in the flamingo to the flamingo and all that so Did you call your mom crying? No, I texted her much later. I tried calling mince crying, but I would I would not be upset if you cried right now. I'd actually be I'd be excited. I think he's got one on tech No, it's okay. Are you sure? Stop, stop. No, this was like a huge deal.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's, yeah. Do you have any other videos of you crying? Was it a dream of yours to go play in the World Series of Pro-Gamer? Yeah, it was. And then it was just like kind of over in the blink of an eye. Yeah, how close was that last hand to you could taste it stop it get him oh let's

drain him yeah I put you in the trunks dude advancing today to probably felt good had a whole night as well Yeah, and then when you bust you could go grab breakfast. Yeah, no I'd gone for breakfast Okay, so when when was it when did you first fall in love with poker? I Just knocked the contact out of my eye I Just knocked the contact out of my eye Disaster but um Yeah, probably like a couple year like six or seven years ago. So this is my friend's house

Yeah, and this was like the pinnacle were they all your friends watching? Yeah, we were friends texting you being like yeah Oh, Ethan go yeah, I send them a sad text like sorry to let you all down So she were living their dream, too. Yeah, they're all living vicariously And then you busted it and it was just like man this whole big moment that have been building up for TJ pull Ethan away real quick Big cat, I don't know if you could pay for him next year. Yeah, I think this should this should be it It's one time. Yeah, I don't think he cares Yeah, oh you're on it. All right, you think one time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he cares. Yeah Yeah, how they earn it all right Ethan come back. What's up, man?

Wait, you have other videos of you crying Yeah, I took I need them wait was the was the one you was the one you tweeted your first take no can you can we see? I know you guys will not believe me, but my phone hit storage capacity earlier So I have a bunch of like videos that I took Because it would save the most but I think I might Check the trash Yeah, well, that's the point. I think I deleted Yeah, well, I that's the point. I think I deleted oh

Just actually get the storage back. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're cooked on that department. You don't have any No, let's go TJ I need more of these next year. I'll get I'll pay for your wireless plan to have more storage as well Stop saying you'll pay for shit, but I want to see all the crying. Yeah. Yeah, I need them all would you rather him? Would you rather him come in like nine hundredth or him have a tantrum mmm? I need him to next year. I need him to come like one spot away from the month So we can get some water works Tantrum would roll oh My contact lens case so I could put my contact back in yeah

Is there like a lot of weeping men in the arena especially as it gets closer to the money um I don't I don't know if um Tantrum when mincy comes in can you um? Can you ask him for a hug because you just really need one need a friend yeah? Yeah, yeah, were you the only crier um? That I saw I mean nobody else really busted at the same time as I did And you usually do cry after busting And you usually do cry after busting

Yeah, yeah, I'm an emotional guy. I love it. You said it CJ. Yeah, there's a bunch. Oh hell Yeah, no, man. It was awesome that you live well Cuz I started recording as I was still in the horseshoe and the one I Sent out wasn't until I was like outside pretty much so I took like four or five you know this is a positive though because like it hurts to have someone else lose Your own money, but the amount that you cared made it feel totally fine to me Like you cared so much that I couldn't be like man. I can't believe you and I text you that I was like dude I'll ride with you. Yeah, I appreciate that This is gonna sound so like corny or bullshit or whatever, but it's really not like I wanted to

You know make a name for myself kinda or something though You did you're eating fucking camps yeah, you're right you're right we move If I can't move then who else can everybody beat oh, yeah, why not you all the people They're moving at like the speed of light Blinking you'll miss some Tj let me see these video on they'll do you want to do the better help ad read Is sponsored by better help Workplace stress is now one of the top causes of declining mental health with 61% of the global workforce experiencing higher

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Okay, so you don't have videos yet. I have a bunch of pictures and videos from Boston a couple of weeks ago where me and how was Kowloon it was good thank you Che it was yeah wait where were you I was in Boston I went to I went to sports world one of the best the best sports memorabilia places I've ever been to in my life spent $600 and then with Kowloon and it was delicious wonderful wait we're going to the National Card Convention in Chicago yeah yeah what's the budget gonna be for that it's substantial? embarrassing

But yeah, so I did that during the day and at night We of course were at the House of Blues where we have the dozen trivia competition cool. Yeah So the pools In the city In the city Any slides, any diving boards The city is covered in pools and you can just go to them Yeah, that's how it works That's how cities work

Wait, do you have to like pay? Not sure, this was interesting enough to come back to Show up What the fuck Wait, then they're just filled with water? We have to revisit this topic? What the fuck what do we have wait then they're just filled with water to revisit this topic The fuck get right in she's not even saying anything. It's literally the dozen offseason. I would be talking about it right now Is it like not a good look to put a diving board in your personal pool?

That's like the one fucking baller if you got a diving board I don't know. I just feel like I loved them as a kid and now I see it and it seems like it takes up good real estate. No, what? I kind of see what he's saying. But it's kind of- No, you don't. No, no, no. No, I think that's acidine.

It just means you have a deep end. No, I kind of see what he's saying. Like pools, the pools of our childhood had like the diving boards and now I do not see them as often. It's more about like the look of the pool. Because people want a pool and they don't even care to have a deep end anymore They just want a little five foot pool that you walk around it bullshit that you want a pool that you can dive into You can dive into it, but why does it need to be from a board?

Because that's a diving board. It's a board for diet. The board should end on the concrete It's so extra like why are you like hopping on a board? You don't see diving boards then. You get higher, and you get better diving. What the fuck are y'all doing? Also, when you're kids, find a angle. I'm not disagreeing with you. I like diving boards.

I'm saying, would you not agree that diving boards are not as prevalent as they used to be? When I see somebody have a pool in their backyard, and I look around the perimeter, I don't see a diving board, I say that person shorted their pool. That person went 80% of what they could have done. But again, are you understanding what I'm saying?

I agree. I don't think I see them as often. There are more pools without diving boards these days. Because pools have become these nice little decorations where we have in our backyard, but they're not functional pools as they should be. Yeah, is there like- Lava depth at the deep end.

Is there like a diving board that like wealthy people get that are aesthetically pleasing? It's called a slide. That... no. Slides. Yeah. Slides are trash. Pool slides. Those are grab and go sites. No, but they don't... No, but...

Uh-huh. Those are pre-made. You're never gonna get what you want out of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You guys are... Yeah. Looks lovely. I'm not talking about like a yellow slide. I'm saying like the rich ones are like the rocks that they then build well. That's

That's more mountain than slide yeah, but that's what they that's really They rockify. I mean they rockify the advice over your house. You got a pool and a diving board I think this person serious about having a pool can can rockify diving boards Yeah, and there's like the stairs and the right you know they're like cliff jumping I would rather have a big ledge above my pool than a diving board Tony Parker had the showed as a water park yeah he has a water park I'm speaking broke here I don't think I've ever seen a diving board in a backyard pool well that's just great about what you've never seen one Yeah, I don't exist anymore. I saw one the other day as I walked down the street and it looked gauche

What what I know what that word means? gauche Ethan Use that ocean a sentence. Oh you got what that's saying. It's a big insurance nightmare, which is why you see Pools in general are insurance nightmares growing up at summer camp It was social suicide if you like walk to the end of the diving board and then turned around cuz you were scared Oh, oh, yeah I've gone backwards down the ladder off a high dive more than I've gone off a high dive

It's close but How come the Olympics they drop they jump off like a platform? It'd be cooler if there was a diving board now They have that too though Two different is two different events and then sometimes Sled down a hill this is the best part about Che though because every sport that's not football is like so new to Like so new hey watch the Olympics. Yeah, right. I know you are Olympics are awesome Stephen. I hate I don't I don't like the Olympics Steve there are sports you pretend to care. I know but you only have to do it two weeks before you guys Prepared for the fact that I'm going to be an Olympian. Oh my god

I don't know He's in Prague are you guys prepared for that though? Are you going to be obnoxious? Yeah, OK. I'm going to do the whole thing. Do you think there's a chance you walk in the opening ceremony of the Olympic game? I think there's like a 95% chance. That's in high.

Oh, yeah, though. I've still got to qualify, right? Yeah, but I don't think there's any good, I don't think anyone plays lacrosse. Are you still in that group chat? Has it been active? No, I'm not in the group chat. I'll't think anyone plays lacrosse chat has it been active no I'm not When is the next one somewhere where here they're here the la oh, I'm not here here, but they're there 28 in America We got the World Cup in the Olympics coming up Nick you dislike the Olympics. I don't it's good background noise

But I it's it's it's the best background noise for two weeks You just have these things that you never have and I don't I'm not into swimming but for the Olympics I'll be into swimming and handball and all that shit the Olympics. It's grab-and-go sandwiches. Yep Why do you care? Are you trying to make this a thing? Yeah? It's like most of the people I like doing it they have other jobs They train as hard as they can for a thing that we make money doing it's beautiful, dude You you're not You're not ready for it for you to be an Olympian now that would how it despise you're not

It's going to hide that yeah, and I don't think it's gonna happen It's how little respect you have for the Olympic Games do you to think that Jake Malisak could qualify? I think that no one plays lacrosse People play lacrosse or they wouldn't have no America and Canada play lacrosse what other countries play lacrosse That's all like you got to have whatever it is 16 team. They're just sneaking it back in the Olympics, right? I think it's because it's in us U.S. You get to pick two sports and one's flag football, one's lacrosse.

It's like every host country gets to decide their two sports that they want to add in. It was wise of him to choose lacrosse. It was like break dancing in Paris. Yeah, that really waters down the prestige of the event. Whatever you need to do to get yourself comfortable for the fact that I'm going to be an Olympian, I might even fucking carry the flag. I don't know what would be your reason torch if for some off chance that they metal I Will ignore you for the

This is what flavor there was a flavor flavor did it what water polo women's he did it with water polo He did it with women's water polo. He just he just financed him or something., and he got to be along for the whole ride. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do That's cool Czechoslovakian, but he did it for an American team. You're doing it for Czechoslovakian If an American team wants me to do it, I'll do it. I'll absolutely do it What if Czechoslovakia beats or whatever Czech Republic beats the US? You're a traitor But I would probably have a baby gold medal the miracle Miracle on the turf who's in and think about how many meals we could make out of that cold Yeah, I'll say what you that would be in all of our stomachs

Who plays flag football? Yeah, it's a whole debate going on, because there's this zesty, zesty quarterback who's like, I'm better than Patrick Mahomes in flag football. He is. Yeah, I mean, I guess. But if you gave Mahomes one week, he would be significantly better.

Not because of the Pro ball There are they know Darrell do second you show his highlights his throwing motion is so funny And he's a whole different game. I'm better than Patrick my homes Yeah, 35 minute highlight tape this flag football player. Is this gonna be a hoopify it might be It's better than Patrick my home this Yeah, it's like football players better. That voice drives me crazy, but I like it. Sounds like you don't. Do we play the internet bill?

I don't think so. Pete. Bomb. That's a bomb. What the hell? I need to catch him. There he is. I can move.

Rock for it. Woo hoo. Wow. Yeah, he's good. Got some feet. He's tall long dude yeah Oh play in every position would it be crazy for the NFL to be like come over and try out with us yeah or no I would I think he's tiny okay Steve frail very zesty do we have the um Ethan crying videos oh that was my favorite so far good I'm sorry I'm sorry I let everyone down.

That's a textbook frown. That's like an emoticon frown You care if nothing else I care yeah, I love that I genuinely love that mm-hmm. Thank you Did you look like a bitch a little bit, maybe but that doesn't matter I don't care yeah But you do anything else here. Yeah, wait a minute Well last thing you said if nothing else I care ah You got me there Where the fuck is mincy's he playing like in the mail?

I just texted TJ. He's just going straight to I think he fucked up and waited too long at MGM And now he's just going to horseshoe with his bags, and I had to go get his bags from him You have to go get his bags to take it back to the room. That's man. Please. I could do it's the least I can do No, the least anybody can do is him just him just show up He plays in 30 minutes. He stays to start some kids. What do you mean? He waited too long at the MGM? No, the least anybody can do is him just him just show up This day to start some what do you mean he waited too long at the MGM? What was he doing? It's 1130 out there That part I don't know I can document that if you like well has he treated you does he bought you dinner

Yeah, he bought me dinner the first night high place Has he treated you does he bought you dinner? Yeah, he bought me dinner the first night You never had Thai food, how'd you like those guys so there's been some peaks here, yeah, that's a new spicy Yeah, did you get any cool swag to be like now you get like a world poker t-shirt and a cool pen? $10,000 t-shirt maybe you should Maybe you should have given that to big cat Well, it actually It did use my points from the the hotel from registering to buy it So yeah, technically it was a $10,000 t-shirt. I

Think you train all year. I'm gonna back for I'm gonna triple the money. I backed for next year Sam Yeah Yeah, we need some some more styles of play in your basement Yeah, like what can what can you do to him? Like would you play online? Is that a viable option or in Connecticut? It's not too easy. A lot of it's been shut down in Connecticut okay what about the Japanese guy you're sitting next to you get him over the house couple hands he didn't speak much English to be honest that's fine okay it's not gonna work why don't you live in Vegas yeah I don't know if you understood the part where I watched my uncle's dog

How far are you from like Mohegan Sun in all those spots that's like It's like just enough to be like an inconvenience. It's like two and a half hours to our where we're in Connecticut. Are you? The west side, okay Fairfield County like upper Fairfield County got it got it What is the onkers raceway of poker? Not sure I think maybe resorts world my oh yes, I'm sure Okay, okay, not a hundred percent. I think mincey's a loud sleeper. Yeah, he has to be I think he talks in his sleep I think he like yells things out like he does in the treadmill got to we're gonna need you to report back on that I don't know why I'm very intrigued by that Can do them. Thank you. Did you see any celebs?

No, just I mean poker players. Yeah, so Anyway legendary ones yeah, that was I threw that tweet out there yesterday. That was the worst part is After I lost I had to Daniel thegron who's one of the biggest He knows him I had to walk through the people on his rail like his cheering section like I had to fight through all of them He's Phil Ivy with the face full of tears right after you bust alive. He did play. I actually outlasted Phil I Yes, absolutely, it's huge Oh, hell yeah. That counts for something. Yes.

Absolutely. That's huge. Sick. That also just shows that the tournament is a lot of amateurs. Like, guys like you and Phil Ivey, it's tough to compete against them. Right. Yeah.

It's true. I mean, he has an open invite to my basement. He knows that. Oh, we should try to get that. He does know that. Million dollar cash game, no big deal. Ethan, there's also, I think in the works, a a bar stool poker event that I will try to get you invited to Okay, that sounds good. You're gonna pull some strings. We'll find you an epileptic dog sitter

Yeah, we're gonna have to I know you got a busy schedule Just really hammering home that point. He got me a couple times on that one Danny great stuff. He's a douchebag I don't think this dog has seizures. I think that's a douchebag. Fuck man. Get in there. I don't think this dog has seizures. I think that's a weird lie. Why do you have to sit with the dog 24 hours? Because I'm a dog sitter. That's what I do. It has a seizure for two minutes. You make no difference being there.

You don't even have to answer. Don't even worry about that. Let that go. You don't like worry about let that go I meant no offense to you or the dogs, and I was just confused wait. What was the update with mincy I? Know where to be found he's not coming to the flamingo. I know that much and waited too long Oh, it's taking his bags right to the the poker place. Oh, he's oh I mean, it's not that far of a walk. It's just can you live stream his poker or no? Um, what do you mean? Like at the World Series of poker?

Like if we if we face if you went to mincy's table right now, we facetimed you or zoomed Um, I'm not sure I think the rail can film. I know you can't film at the table unless you're all in Why don't you go right now go let's go Yeah, go and end and just do zoom on your phone Keep the trunks on just keep the trunks on all right. We'll talk to you in a minute. All right get us mincy Steven what did you do this past week cuz you got a lot of beach questions on the other notice people were In beach locations Brandon you were mm-hmm okay was at the pool. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and that's like a thing like

Not a tanning I found a great new restaurant in Orange Beach. Yeah Zeke's Landing It was terrific one of the best restaurants. That's a good name. Yeah, that's a really good name shout out seeks landing I don't know if I could ever get into a beef with a dude named Zeke Chill tough. It was a good place. What you eat there. What a ribeye and then scallops and shrimp on top They had they had wonderful oysters Big oyster week for me. I wrote a job and that explains the oh yeah alone. Yeah We've done it before it's fucking so much fun life vest on you have Did you go full speed oh yeah, let it rip oh yeah, how fast those puppies?

You know thing goes fast 50 60 is us their day. This is all oh yeah Yeah, oh yeah feels like a hundred oh my god 30 feels like you're like holy shit That's people should this they should be more popular. I don't know so much fun Whatever happened to those hydraulic things those hydraulic surfboard. I think that was all a fad Suckerberg. Yeah Hydrofoil such a weirdo. Well,, you had a boys weekend. Oh, yeah. I met Che's boy. What you did? Oh, fuck.

We got to talk about it. I have something to say about this. I heard, I don't know if y'all heard, apparently they hung out here for a while. Yes. Then to determine either their seat on the plane or their seat in the car, Che made them have a free throw shooting contest.

I love that. What was the free throw shooting contest to determine? We've always just done a shower order and then Take five free throws take friend through ten for the whoever you know finishes first gets first pick what so like what you tie What's the what spot do you want in the shower first? I'm Latin the last I want last Yeah, take my time the towels wet you don't have to use them. What do you think Che was giving everyone their own towel? I did give her everyone their own. Oh, okay. I stand correct. I could see change running around with a car full of towels Yeah, just in case this boy is it yeah, so so we played ball on what it was Friday Friday

And I showed up and he had three friends here Friday and I showed up and he had three friends here Two Asian one black good job, Che There there's the crew. I just knew there'd be a white guy and I just went up to him and I was just like how and Why which which one is your the one closest to you? Yeah, the one close to you is like well I was friends with him in college And then I was like and what about you two and they're like well he was friends of them in college I was like so are you guys trapped and they're like kind of okay? I just we had a little like moment where it's like samsies. I just realized something chase the white guy in the friend group

Yeah, wait, I saw I Asked the stats I always went hard this week Seven seven bruskis they call Steven like seven Yep, total how many days a lot of minutes of massage wait a minute this guy's kind of ethnically ambiguous by the way Him I was trying to figure out what he was fence. Yeah, he's Jamaican Basketball all-american okay all-american for R&D peas Seven miss you went you got massages boys. Not that big of a party. Yeah, wait what you got such twice with your boys

Yeah, so what the plan was to do it on Saturday? well So we were going to play basketball Saturday the whole time But then on the group text of people that play on Saturdays, it was suggested Friday. I think maybe you suggested it, Big Head. So that worked out perfectly. They came right from the airplane to basketball. Saturday run got canceled, and we were going to be out anyway.

So we're going to do a massage on Saturday. 90-minute massage near me is great. But calling places, like I had not that much heads up, so it was like we had to call a bunch of places in a lot of places can't accommodate four dudes on no notice. Can I just ask a question real quick? Sure. We don't have time for me to talk about the Dozen at all but we got time to talk about him getting massages for his boys. Brandon we knew you were going to win the Dozen six months ago. And we talked about it.

Well he knew he was going to be getting massages. No he didn't. Zero notice. Zero notice. Brandon you're cheating. We got to spend this much time talking about Chay's gonna be getting massages no We gotta spend this much time talking about chase for boys get massages I don't is that like I've had friends visit and I've never once thought to get massagers No, and are you guys all in the same room same room? No Me and one of my friends were in the same room for the second. So you did a couple's Technically yeah Did you like have to like bite your lip Same room for the second. So you did a couple's couple technically

Did you like have to like bite your lip No, no, no, it was cool. I got I've never had this before I got a woman walking on my back with like a pole way up top. That was crazy What a tight wire act on your yeah, yeah, you had the well lenders I don't know both of them very Asian parlors. She wearing socks change of that no Feed on my women that's crazy No, I just know their name the last name ain't Wanda Ye did you have warning or she just hopped up there? No, they asked.

I consented and opted into that. My three friends did not. Did anyone get tugged? No, no, no. Be honest. Just relax. Was tug an option? No.

How do you know? These were all above board. He asked. Look at these guys. So then I asked them. That's just three different, it's the same picture. we got a tie every day Missages Italian ice that's fine, but a fake

And I asked him I was like is Che the funny guy in your group, and they're like ah I was like Well, do you like laugh at him? They're like yeah So I think they're pretty good. Yeah, I was very nervous that if I asked them and they were just be like yeah Che is fucking hilarious He's the he's the fire starter that group well. What is going on the funny guy wouldn't be the guy calling the massage parlors I don't know. He's the planner of the group sounds like That group probably these are top three best friends. Yeah Which one was your best man?

Moi okay, what was the hardest? No, I know well is My friend from college Or tolly boy had seven short short Asian okay. It's a good crowd. It is a good crew What was the was the hardest laugh of the weekend? It's a good crowd in it is a good crew. What was the hardest laugh of the weekend? Just laugh the weekend the first night we were at a craps table, and there was this guy who Very Eastern European did not look like he spoke English should not acknowledge us with eye contact or anything but we

Sandwiched him pretty much those were only spots on the table and so he he went to to roll craps and normally you just you know shake it up your roll straight like this this guy forceful Kareem skyhook like this the dice dice went flying was missing the table 60% of the time and then he finally hit a point and I went to I gave him like a celebration Want to give him a fist pound and he gave me the worst look but then he did give me a fist pound But he went like this like up like that and it got a nice laugh out of the crew. Yeah Vertical so the pools Alright I'll give this Brandon. Brandon, talk about it.

Yeah, I mean. Brandon, go ahead. If this is the quality of what we're getting. Steven, if your crew, if shit went down, who would you trust the most? Again, a fight. My friend John will be starting the fight. Why? Maybe just Mary Fuck Hill. Fight I mean my friend John will be starting the fight Why maybe just marry fuck kill didn't you say one of these guys was really fighty back in the day Yeah, my friend John with my arm around right there

His first name is John We don't know them There's three guys We don't know them As far as fighting hot hot As far as fighting hot like well, we'll try to start fights not anymore But back in the back in the day was hottest crazy to have you seen all three of their penises No, have you seen any of them probably definitely John's or Moy's right John or more I Don't specifically recall, but I mean we've been in locker rooms see there's so probably

You would remember what did the massage lady do with the pole? So there's a pole on the top of the ceiling so she was using that to kind of carry her Did she go to a strip club? Was this the red panda? No, no it was a horizontal pole and so she was holding that and then walking Oh, so the pole wasn't in your back Did you guys do any bar trivia? I'd love to talk about some trivia We got sushi to a place that had trivia

Oh that's a good story Tell me everything We got sushi to a place that had trivia Oh that's a good story What was that? Tell me everything Sushi with trivia How did you even know what was going on next door? The floor is yours Yeah how did you know there was trivia? Is the trivia so loud that you heard it from the microphone?

They had a big sign, they had a big marquee And what did it say? I believe it's, or maybe it's Thursday's. Thursday trivia draft picks in Mount Prospect. We had Thursday trivia. We sold 2,000 tickets. Memorized the sign. Yeah, that was good.

Went to E Sushi, which is in that strip mall. Fuck yeah. What other meals did you guys have a lot of Johnny's beef nice? You guys are not that interested in this why Italian ice is every day Oh, you had the Italian ice is that Johnny's beef. It's oh, they were Johnny's beef. Oh, they're good There's only two flavors the watermelon lemonade. Yeah, that doesn't seem What was the picture you just put up TJ? Screwed up his Arnold Palmer. Oh

Yeah, whenever they do that I get very hot so Don't look hot in this keeps using Different hot why is he using hot so much? This is not hot like angry. This is hot. He gets hot on the table Yeah, oh different hot how do it? How would we know which hot you're using we don't apply that to moe yeah? John he doesn't drink our own bombers Kyle We're only punishing ourselves. Yeah. Yeah, I love this Brandon. How'd it feel what a boys week It felt great. I kind of blacked out

You you were we got kissed by oldie. I got kissed by old Well now I do want to step in for oldie there a lot of people had weird reactions to oldie being on the stage I didn't think it was a problem at all. I told him before in the locker room or not the locker room, but the Waiting room or whatever room we were in and I said hey if we win tonight I'm gonna kiss you right on the mouth on stage and he said deal and I didn't know he was coming right up as soon as we won yeah but I told him I told him I was gonna kiss him and he came and got his kiss so this didn't bother me at all it apparently bothered a lot of people

well I think it also was one of those situations where Dave tweeted about it and then everyone followed everyone acts like they got a heavy it was weird when I watch it I was like why is oldie. I mean, it was weird when I watched it, I was like, why is Oldie up there? It definitely was, and I feel bad because he took it very hard. Yeah, he did. Yeah, because he didn't want, he wasn't

like ill intentioned. I don't think it was fair to him. It wasn't fair to him. Like he's just up there doing his thing and I thought their reaction was bizarre. I thought Dave's reaction was bizarre, but whatever, it doesn't matter. The context of you talking about the kiss before helps a lot because watching it live, I was like, why Oldie? Ooh, that was, you shouldn't have done that. But

then finding out it's like, R.E. was up there for like 20 seconds. But Oldie was also there off stage and during the intermission, he was hyping the crowd up. Like he was there doing, he was, he was doing barstool stuff. No, I felt bad that he took it so hard. Yeah, but anyway, the moment it happened, it was like, I blacked out. And then I had the one question where it was 2009, I thought we had already used our double. So I said, fuck it.

You don't listen to your teammates. Well, I mean, we won, though. No, I know, but watching it, they both were like, we have our double sip, and you just went. I just, I fell in the weeds. It's pretty awesome to watch it was a great moment You could do that moment was I guess so so the thing is two years ago We had been in the same spot where we talked about Indonesia or Thailand and we talked and talked and talked and talked and we talked ourself in the wrong answer

And we've done that a lot before I said fuck it go with the answer that is in your mind and just don't even worry About them, and I did and I got lucky. But it was good time. It was a great night of trivia. The Kirk and Boost Ponies match was probably the greatest of all time. Fun time, great crowd, great reactions. Tommy Smokes with, did you see John Rich tweeting the clip

of him doing the intermission show? No, I didn't see that. He crushed it. Did he? He crushed it. It was an electric sign off. I guess he didn't crush it. Electric sign off from Smokes. I didn't see this.

Yeah. It was good. Brandon, I'm proud of you too. Are you a little upset? Running out of things to talk about. We're heading into the championship match. Booze Pernies versus the experts. Someone.

The Booze Pernies. It's Pernie. Booze Pernies versus the experts. Someone. Booze Pernies versus the experts. Someone. Were you a little upset that we didn't have a regular office day? Because it was a great moment. I watched it. I congratulated you, but it does feel like it was 10 years ago. May I say something? Yeah. You didn't congratulate me? I did on Twitter. Oh, on Twitter. Okay. I mean, that's as public something? Yeah, you didn't congratulate me. I did on Twitter. Oh on Twitter Okay, I mean that's as that's as public as it can send me a text I mean, I knew you were on Twitter who didn't congratulate. Ah, I said congratulations BFW right away. Okay, that's good Kyle texted

Shay texted whoa Are you sure you texted? Why don't you go ahead and scroll? Danny didn't text. I can't graduate. That's fine. I don't know first case number and Kate didn't text me TJ didn't text me I Was in the middle of a potential skull fuck, but we got through it sound hot. Oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry Kate just texted me just now. Oh Clear bad service yeah, I text I text you that morning I said win it and then you didn't text me back and then I said, thank you. Oh

Well that you thanked yourself though. No, I thanked you for winning it. Okay gave you a prompt. Okay. It was a busy night Had a good time. Is my mom here. Yes. What? Get her in here. Oh don't get her in here My mom My mom doesn't believe in technology. I think't get her in here mama my mom My mom doesn't believe in technology. I think she's having trouble finding a job So what she wanted she came here to print off job applications love that no we're going out after this For a video I hear like her I could use No, I know

No, if she sat for your dog, she would just take your dog. That's how she accumulates dogs sure she can do that Yes for dogs. Maybe Ethan could use her. Oh, yeah, actually she wants an epileptic dog I didn't like that attitude you have when you ask that question. I'm just saying there room on the cream team What does ideally what does she want to do for a job would she look bad if she looked down on Ethan knowing that he cries after busting We have to tell her that before I probably but I'd rather not say any of the combination of words around my mom What if she worked at the country club? She she she was a legal. She's a legal secretary for 50 years Oh, I'm sorry. I accidentally kicked your mic into your face

But anyway, we'll she'll figure it out. But she's here. She drove down here to print out applications. I don't know how she thinks she's going to send them in. Like, most of this stuff's done online now, mama. But I haven't talked to her. She's just got her a no-show job here. I don't know.

I'm saving that for Tommy in three years. She's got that chutzpah where if you apply online, whatever. But if she walked into my door of my law office, I'd be like, yeah, we need to do that. When you say chutzpah where if you apply online, whatever, but if she walked into my door of my law office, I'd be like, yeah, we need to see them. When you say chutzpah, what are you saying? She's got like just two chutzpahs, two big bulbous. You too? Chutzpahs.

You too, huh? Got a great rack on her. She's great on the show. When she's on the show, I just. If she's watching, I love you, but it's said respectfully. She's good on the yak. Yes. Like every moment, I want to said respectfully. She's good on the yak. Yes, like every moment

I want to milk Yeah Thanks for dressing up What are you doing here? Okay, all right Big cat god damn it Julio don't don't stand up Hi mama good to see you. It's a little too ethnic for my mom. Oh, yeah

Yeah, she's not gonna like the man. I'm too ethnic put the mic in for your face. Thank you. Thank you. How was uh, How's the job search hunt going? Slow why we take the mic yeah, but in front of your face. It's like it's God damn it mama How's the move are you all moved in pretty much nice yeah, it's nice it feels like home now It does good does the dog peed on the floor today, so it really felt like home her dog the big basset He is he is a demon dog I love that has Brandon been over to visit much yeah Actually has he's not using your home to store his shit is he not yet, but I am going to She's got a lot of storage

What did you go down on vacation with them? Oh no. I had to keep the animals. Oh, so you were looking after the parrots, the gerbil? Well, guinea pigs, rabbit, birds, dogs, cat, all of it. Dang. Alright. You really are running the gauntlet of like pets that shouldn't be pets. I know.

You got a zoo. Well, most of them I got from here. I got the parakeets from here You're like a lizard away from just being a we need a lizard. I used to have a lizard. Oh Chameleon oh Yeah, he's not that interested mama He's just like he set up. I was what jobs are we applying for? law office court clerk that We got it. We got it, we got it,

someone, we got to have someone who can. Yeah, because if it don't, I'm, you know, I'm going to go in south again. Oh no. And then Brandon's going to be stuck in the house. Oh the fuck you're not. You just watch. No, no, I'm going to take a loss on that house. That was part of the deal. Part of the deal for me buying a fucking house? Yeah, find me a job. I gotta have a job. I can't fucking do everything. All right, some Yak listeners gotta know a law office. What about the Doberman?

Browse the Doberman N. He's a lawyer. The Doberman silent. Yeah. He lost a dating show here. He's not from here. He is. He lives here. Yeah. And he does does law what kind of law was it? I forget criminal something like that's the best it might be so slow. Oh, we could also

Hook her up with the guy who got arrested mm-hmm no for filming the girls Some good was his brand called? We don't need to say it. What was it? It was like wet or something. It was something along the lines. It was a fundamental wet. It was shorts that could get wet.

Why didn't anybody think of that? What the fuck was the name of the brand? The drip. Drip? Drip. That was close. Wear them in the showers. The drip.

The drip. Do you wanna do law office or do you wanna do something more fun? I just want a job. At this point, I'll be glad to clean out toilets if somebody'll let me. You just want any job. No, no, you're not cleaning toilets. What about an ice cream parlor?

I don't care what it is as long as I have an income coming in. Okay, okay. All right, what about, thank you for stopping by. Do you play poker? No, I don't know how I wouldn't know the first thing about poker. Neither does he get you up to speed in a year.

Yeah. Oh my god. That's not a bad idea. World Series of poker. Professional. Oh, hey, hey, Ethan. Hey, waiting. What? How are you waiting? You didn't just go to him? He's not here yet. Oh my god. When does it start?

What the fuck? I'm standing by the Uber drop off, waiting for him. When does the- when does he have to start- be at his table? Oh, 12 p.m. Pacific. It's like, less than 10 minutes away. Seven minutes away? Yup. His keys are still at the MGM grant He's gonna just miss

What's the penalty for being late I'm not gonna lie to you fellas I got a little misty-eyed coming back in here Now you're milk you're just a cryer I. You're dick for a meal. You just cry It was bad Wait, can you can you cry wait? Can you buy back in still? No, no, no, it's the only one buy in the main event. You can't read by okay the camera was alright That's good because that would have been bad. I Okay, the camera was all right. That's good because that would have been bad I Tell you would have got yeah, I would eat at the moment. We see your name cry You can see your face

I can't hear you guys. I forgot to bring my headphones. You're you're paying five figures to watch him cry once Okay, oh mama what if you worked at Brandon's Country Club? I would work at Brandon's Country Club. No, I don't know that. Have you been yet? He took me to eat there once. There we go. Oh, beautiful. It was.

Has he taken? What's that restaurant you like? No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You're strawberry something. Don't tell them what's the fucking country club. Well, I mean, you asked. God, you're so.

Why are you hollering? What? Oh. Wow. How's it feel to be on the receiving Well, I mean you asked Why are you hollering? Wow Receiving end we haven't gone to that club to you have you took me there All right, well I don't remember it anyway It's fine. It's fine I'm sorry. I know he's sorry about it. He buys you one house and he thinks he can treat you however he wants. It's fine. It's fine. I'm sorry. I know. Sorry about him. He buys you one house and he thinks he can treat you however he wants.

It's crazy. That's why she might move back down south. She's not going back down south. You watch. What's your favorite thing about being up here? The weather. Yeah? Yeah.

Summer's great weather. Oh, it's fantastic. I sit outside every morning. Yeah. It's nice. You don't get that down there? No, any negative culture shocks. No, you like it. Yeah, I do. I really do. I Love it. I haven't been homesick much at all. You like the people I do. I haven't really met that many We're gonna get you out. Yeah, like a speed dating or something

No We gotta get you out. Like a speed dating or something. No. No. For friends. Yeah, friends. Okay, alright. When it comes to a job, do you wanna work with like people or? Oh, I'll work with anybody. What's your favorite type of person to work with? I can work with anybody. Yeah.

As long as they, you know, I'll match your energy. So if you, you know, if you wanna take an attitude, we can go there. That's a good one. Oh, I like that. You reciprocate, yeah. You get what you give. Love it. Are you a yeller?

I am a screamer. Yeah? Mama? Brandon? You've got to stop. Brandon, I promise I wasn't even trying to go there. You're a screamer? Screamer.

She's screaming. Right on. Is my daughter here? Screamer screamer Screaming right on My daughter here she is Are you proud of Brandon first? Do you know what he's trivia extremely there we go love that there you go Brandon extremely Mama, we'll get you a job. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, otherwise he's gonna be he's gonna be having to deal out a whole lot of Yeah, he's gonna be underwater. Yeah quick speaking underwater. We got to get you a pool You have a pool at your house. Oh heck. No, I don't that's one thing. I've noticed

There's not that many pools in the houses. Oh, no, but everybody has a basement. Oh, yeah And when nobody has basements where we live you like having a basement basement. Yeah, it's really cool. Nice. Yeah Temperature wise tears awesome. Yeah Ethan are you there? He answered a phone call and I'm not getting his audio. Oh Does he know is he still wearing a swimsuit? Never gonna find this guy He's got a plane to the line to get into the horseshoe the play area right now, and he's not here

Do they just put his blinds in here? I don't know it was not Not even close to this bad any day. I've been here What uh what happens if he doesn't show? No, he's here. I just don't know where he is. Oh Well, if he doesn't show up they start taking his chips away every time he was the bigger small blind oh He's in buddy your awareness is pretty bad. A long way from the South, these guys say... Yeah, everybody, they too, I don't know what the hell this line says.

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Last year's day one for here Shane., shame. No, I don't. And so at least it's- Okay. He's now talking about memories that were so important to him and not- I don't know what he's talking. Charlie Brown's teacher. Yeah.

Yeah. Charlie. Oh, Australian teacher. What's that? How is it circling back to that again? He's still going! How is that the only decipherable word? I can't say enough!

I don't think they can hear a word you're saying, but... But... Is he late for the game? I don't know, I forgot to bring my headphones. Hi! You ask him what's going on in Australia? Why does he have all this stuff? The room expired?

The room expired. Rochelle Ryan. Wait, I don't know who that is. You guys hear that? It may stay three or four, Rochelle Ryan's coming. Especially if I get a pizza table. Oh, I saw him get a picture with her This girl Mia's friend

former Carry on The butt pack Yeah Ethan is he running late There's a lot of people sat down already. Yeah. Oh, it's time and started right yeah No, they haven't said shuffle up and Time when they say shuffle up and deal are you gonna cry Did everyone else did everyone forget their suitcase? Yeah, mincy's the only one prepared for this

Just filled with snacks I think you're at the same table. I busted at oh Ethan turn the camera around. Is this a table? I don't have the greatest reception. Is this a table? I don't have the greatest reception. Is this a table?

You can't be that sad. You were you weren't there for very long at all. Too soon. It was a long time day one. That's like 12 hours. You were you weren't there for very long at all too soon It was a long time day one that's like 12 hours Danny said that Close is it the seat the seat where this guy with this shirt half open is where I was oh no crying The seat where this guy with his shirt half open is where I was. Oh no. Crying in a bathing suit. Oh no. Look at that cocky son of a bitch. That is a very half open shirt.

My god. That was like fully open. I think it's half closed. And that's where you can be right now. I know. Flip the camera real quick. Where's the suitcase? Oh, we forgot All right there he goes good luck

Can you wait Ethan before you go just ask mincy what's going on with Australians I Want to see the table how he behaves mincy they want to know what's going on with the Australian. Two C with the beard. We're looking out for the guy in the orange. He crushed the World Series poker bombs. I shot him, I got around fast, and he's a dagger guy, buddy of mine. He knows everybody. The two C's going to one more so this guy's gonna tell you okay. Yeah, we're running all right stay hot men stay up All right, let's go man. See all right Ethan. We'll see you later man. Yeah

Hang in there pal. Hey, this isn't the end. It's just the beginning yeah, well now I'm the sucker carrying a suitcase through the horseshoe. Yeah. Yeah. Bad. We're proud of you, man. Yeah. Not everyone can finish 2600th.

Only one person can. He's gonna cry again. That was supposed to be the end. He's gonna cry. That's a long, slow walk out. He's gonna cry. Oh. Yeah, look at him looking at everybody. Oh. Look at all those people drinking a lot. Oh. Oh. I was supposed to be the long slow walk out Fucking love that he's a crier. This is so good. Oh my god. I will pay for this walk again, huh? That was actually the exact walk I took yesterday when I busted yeah, oh man rail to fight through That's so fucked up you made me walk the exact same route I I

So fucked up you made me walk the exact same route Really said goodbye to like no No, but it's fucked up that he does this table yeah Before this I let it out. I would have thought he'd never cried in his life We're stronger than that. We're stronger We're over you move we move yeah Yeah, why don't you jump in the pool? Yeah, go swim. Yes, I'm begging you He's gonna go into you are he's gonna go to that when we hang up

He's gonna go to the nearest stall and just weep Oh, man It's not that worse now that I'm carrying a suitcase yeah, cuz he's playing yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just carrying this guy's bag That's fucked up. No we move we move All right, we move all right Ethan. We'll see you later, right? All right. I love you guys Love you too. See you crybaby. Oh, man It's it's all worth it. That's I when we said when we invested in we're like this is gonna be the biggest waste of money No, the fact that he's a crier just makes it so great

I've seen him get let go from Barstool Sports twice, and he's never been upside We found a poker means that like yes, I'm gonna budge I'm Counting down the days now for the World Series of Poker next year for the next cry He watched a dog have a season for two minutes straight and didn't cry didn't feel a thing This is it. This is his thing. I want him to be pro. I want This is his dream. Yeah, and like his nickname be like the crier When you knock him out he'll fucking cry. Look at that. Top 10 YouTube. Here's Ethan Capps top 10 cry.

Top 10 narrowed down. Weepin' Ethan. July 2nd, 2026. He got hit with the ace on the river. Watch this cry. Great. July 2nd, 2026. He got hit with the ace on the river. Watch this crop. Here it comes. His hotel room expired. He's about to bust.

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Man, oh fun going to Tahoe enjoy. That's what got Liz. Yeah Going to Tahoe. Enjoy. That's what got Liz. Yeah. Mm. Ha ha. Uh, I wish I was here all week. I apologize.

I'm back the next two weeks after that. Julia, how long you here? I'm here tomorrow. Oh nice. Nice, very nice. Pretty sweet. Mama? Hell, I'm here whenever.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh yeah, mama. Love that. I think we should put on a mama friend search ooh I like that can I apply like the dating show but for friends? Yeah, would you be into that sure maybe just some sort of mixer a mingler. Yeah one day thing Then you then you send about five people home you choose five Yeah, that's very cool, and you guys got to like a brunch get wasted you do you drink?

Sometimes yeah, I have a five-year brunch five-year plan. I get drunk about every five years and it lasts for five years She's do case race probably She's due case race probably What a pop I god I'm excited to have you up here I'm excited I think you're good for Brandon I don't know about that You move you moved up here you want is good. The kids are good for me. Yeah. Yeah, who's mowing your lawn? We need somebody. Yeah, I got to call the boy. I can't find his name. I didn't bring my, I have a big zero turn because I had three acres that I had to mow and now.

Brandon didn't get you three acres up here? No, I'm, that's another thing I have to get you to. You're a real twat, you know that? What are you talking about? You're a real fucking twat. No, I was just curious about the acreage. Acreage is more expensive up here. All right, TJ, you wanna spin the wheel?

Brandon I'm really proud of you for winning the tournament. I shed a tear. Thank you. It was truly an incredible performance Great moment. You were instant off. It's a dozen over now? Till February. No, but I'm saying like you winning was kind of the... I do think I don't know where we go from here. Yeah Do it again. Although the Booze Ponies are electric so they probably need their moment, but Yeah, no, I was explaining when you were up Taking a piss is there my favorite team to watch because they're they're so stupid and so smart at the same way I saw it was it would just be a question and then there are nowhere quite fights will be like It's not Leonardo DiCaprio, but it's like and the day it would be like Darren Sproles. Yeah, yes

That's how they do it every every question they realize the answer every question with five seconds to go imagine if you lost to that Yeah, would you be here today? Oh? We would have led with the show we would have talked about it Emergency show Yeah, I'm happy for you Brandon appreciate it It's great. You did you win MVP? No, no, no, I did not although I think there was some some chicanery there Think there was some chicanery, but that's fine brands valued member of the team. I missed all you guys except for Danny

Nicky a France valued member of the team I missed all you guys except for Danny Disagree, he's a douchebag Nick. Did you have a fun birthday? No Cool I'm just kidding. Cool. Right? Alright. Of the Dozen Trivia Tournament 5, via vote, via vote, is Fran Mariano! And it's a wrestling belt. Yeah, you're on fire, Bry Brian. You're so locked in. You were the smartest man I've ever seen. It's so quick. So right. It was a good day. He was. That was the thing that brought me

away. Yeah, you guys didn't get a question wrong in the first round. The first game was easy. They didn't get one wrong either. It was just it was one of those times where we just happened to win the bonus round Yeah, and it got harder in the second game My clouds I missed my college football question in the second game. Oh, is it like a Vandy quarterback? No, it was Clemson. It was Clemson quarterback Kyle Parker, and I don't I just don't remember him at all Yeah, all right All right, yeah, spin the wheel, TJ. ["The New York Times"] Hmm.

Oh. With the company we keep. Yep. Yeah. Whoo! Thank you. It's a yak Yes, I'm a talk shop