The Yak - Mook Got Flashed on the Fourth of July | The Yak 7-8-24

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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Yes. Yeah. Oh. Brandon. Yeah. Oh. Oh, no. Brandon. Brandon. Where's Brandon? Sunburned.

Yeah. Shit. Trying to sun his perineum. Overdid it. Overcooked it. Burned his asshole. Is he on vacation? I think so.

Yeah. For another week, I think. Did he extend it or did he go to a different place to unwind from his first one i think he went to a different place to unwind i think so what do you get he got tired from laying down yeah he texted titus and i like three days into his vacation he's like hey i'm gonna need a vacation yeah and i was like that's great that's where we're on one yeah perfect soak it in yeah he'll be back though uh it's oh my oh my oh my god ai extend that image i feel the heat coming off of that

like i said sunburned asshole yeah yeah there it is uh okay let's do welcome back everyone let's do do Rose and Thorn of everyone's week. Oh. Rose and Thorn. Rose and Thorn. All right, let's start with TJ. TJ, what's your thorn? Wait, put the mic.

Oh. I would say my thorn. Whoa. What's that jersey you're wearing, TJ? My thorn was airline issues. No, you can't do airlines. I forgot to say that part. You can't do airlines. Oh, right.

Then my thorn is another streamer getting a large controversy. Oh, no. Awesome. Is it a controversy? No. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Are we just going to avoid the last 10 years of progress?

No, we can't. No, but it's like he's being canceled right now for being quote unquote gay. Bro sucked a little dick. Well, a big dick. Was it little? No, it was gigantic. It is. Yeah, I would hope. It's AI. It's AI. I stand with Sketch. Well, a big dick. Was it little? No, it was gigantic. It is. Yeah, I would hope.

It's AI. It's AI. I stand with Sketch. Yeah, I think. No, if you stand with him, you have to admit, like, that's fine and cool. It is. Wait, TJ, you saw the video? Yes. Wait.

You watched the whole video? There's a whole video? There was something. I guess not. Did I watch the whole video? Did you watch? I guess not. Did I watch the whole video? Did you watch? I didn't know. I didn't watch the video.

I didn't know there was a video. I don't even know what we're actually talking about. I stand with Sketch. I do too, of course. Some dude DM'd me. He was like, you would have done it too for a check. I didn't even speak on it. I never said a word about this.

You firmly stand with Sketch. I do, yeah. One person in the office said this is a horrible look for the Texans organization. And I won't say which Nick Fasoli said that. For the entire organization. My previous quarterback was a serial sexual offender. Yeah. But this is a horrible look for the Texans organization. The previous quarterback was a serial sexual offender. Yeah. But this is a horrible look for the Texans organization.

I feel bad for Sketch. That's got to be. Horrible. Yeah. But he's got to know. He's got to deal with it. There is right moves to be made. There are correct avenues to take.

This shouldn't be. So what? Yeah. Shouldn't be a thing. What would you do if you're Sketch right now? Come out as gay. Yeah. So what? Ride the wave. Suck Joe Biden's dick's like it sucks that he got forced out suck suck jay suck the life back into joe biden yeah that would be cool that would be good yeah um yeah yeah yeah you should be like

so or like you guys all haven't sucked dick before but you got you gotta know but i you gotta lean into it pretty heavy which is is, you know, it's daunting. Yeah. No, it's very daunting. But yeah, there are right moves. You're correct. I feel bad for him because he probably didn't want that to come out. But again, so what?

I still think it's fake. Yeah? I think it's fake. See, that's the wrong move, I think. Right. I think it's fake, but if it's real, I still love it. It's too late. You're on the wrong side of history now. Shit. You think it's fake but if it's real he I still love too late you're on the wrong side of history now shit you think it's fake because you don't want it to be real and the fact you don't want it to be real is

a problem because what's wrong with so I should well I should want him to be okay you're right you're making sense right now sketch I hope you're I hope you're gated and the new GTA can you do gay sex you would have I'm imagining it's not it's not come out yet so that would be the move is to just his next stream should be gta i think any kind of deluxe edition yeah and he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna fuck and then he starts fucking a dude and he's like what why not why not yeah yeah gt yeah i can do it is yeah as gay sex what about the new matter the video game sphere yeah can you fuck yeah they should yeah he

needs to hopefully he's okay right now can't be a great Monday to wake up to and he's probably watching people been like but if he was comfortable enough to do it he's got to call himself BJ Stroud. Only fans. Yeah. I did see some people calling him Stretch.

Again, all the power to him. It is funny watching streamers react right now because they're the most homophobic people on the planet. Yeah, but they're watching gay homophobic people on the planet. They're watching gay porn. Joke's on you. If you saw me being gay, you watched gay porn. You're gay. That's a fact.

All right, so Rose and Thorne, how was everyone's week? Lovely. TJ, you start. My Rose was I met a new family member A little baby that my cousin had Oh I thought you were going to be like An adult that you never met Oh hi

You met a little baby? Yeah Oh that's cute Is the baby cute? Yeah she's a little peanut five pounds Five pounds? Five pounds? That's a big peanut

That's a huge One of the biggest That might be the biggest peanut ever Yeah That is a massive peanut Okay and then your huge... Yeah, one of the biggest. That might be the biggest peanut ever. Yeah. That is a massive peanut. Okay, and then your thorn? Airline issues. Airline issues.

Which I guess we got resolved because here I am. Yeah. I tweeted it for you. I appreciate that. I don't know if we're allowed to publicly slander companies, but... Yeah, fuck yeah. I will not be flying American Airlines by choice anymore. Damn.

Let's go fuck them. All right, so Nick, what was yours? Is Zod back there? No, Zod's not here. He's at the anymore. Damn. Let's go fuck him. All right, so Nick, what was yours? Is Zod back there? No, Zod's not here. He's at the classic. Rose, I jackknifed into the pool at Lake Geneva. Oh. And somebody said, wow.

What? Somebody said, wow, at my splash. Somebody said, wow, at my splash. And then they covered their mouth because they didn't, they like escaped them. They couldn't help but to say wow at my big ass splash. Oh my God. Remind me what a jackknife is.

Exactly. One. Oh, the one. The can opener. Yeah, the can opener. Yeah. My God. And it like, yeah, it was insane.

Thorn tops of my little tootsies got a little burnt. Oh no. And so it makes the Birkenstocks uncomfortable. I was, I was raw dog in the sun this past week. You're fucking kidding. I was getting just as tan as possible. Hell yeah. Just not even on suntan lotion.

You look like. What? I saw your gang. I saw that guy. Dude. I saw that guy too. That guy. You pull up that guy

that was crazy you have the same face I haven't had a good doppelganger in a while it's probably been there was buff cat and then there was also Indian cat this is kind of Indian cat there was a guy who works security at Wrigley that was Indian cat but this guy

I stared at him and I was like is that me it was insane he's a vape shop california he looked more like you than you do oftentimes yeah it was insane did you have it do you mean send it to you was it last night it was last night i'll send it to you it's fucking nuts this guy is a straight doppelganger of Indian or Mexican or... He's like a bleached-haired South Asian. Look at him.

That's Persian. That's me. If we bleached your hair, that would be like to a T. That's fucking crazy. Looking like a rebellious Hindu. The rebellious son of a Swami. That's big cat man do. Yeah.

I want to meet this guy um you should have a gathering of doppelgangers yeah and you guys all run out of a garage like fast too fast too furious yeah confuse the police i i that guy is cool i want to walk in and to his store he's about to try to sell me that third kratom vial for five5. Yeah, that looked like Bakersfield. That wasn't like... Oh, that wasn't New York? No, I think it was... Oh, maybe it was New York. I just assumed it was with the blonde hair.

It was California. Yeah, you would have to assume. Titus? It's the only state that produces blonde. Yeah, fuck. Okay, my rose was... I had ice cream every single night. Nice. Switch up the flavors. Anything new?

You promised me no sorbets. Was it all dairy based? No sorbets. Yeah, no sorbets. And then my thorn was I had to deal with. I had to skull fuck Mercedes on what it was Tuesday and Wednesday. That's tough. but I've flipped all the power back to my side

so like they fucked up my car and I didn't complain I said I was thinking about complaining okay I didn't complain I tagged them big of you and I guess it started like a five alarm fire where I leased my car because they were like calling around being like where is he going

because I had to go to a dealership in indiana oh michigan um and now they're they're like saying the guy the last text i got from the guy was like hey we want to make a donation to pause in your name i haven't responded oh yeah i got all the power back feels good this yeah this is actually a good thing yeah yeah yeah it feels good they know you're mad when you ignore a donation for yeah oh shit no i'm good also my daughter had diarrhea one day at the water park that's at the at the water it's like a little splash pad and it was like does the swim diaper hold true that's the worst case scenario for everyone yeah it was quite something it was quite something i just spent like eight days in a row just saying, put your shoes on. Well, at least you made money.

A hundred times a day. Did you make money backing any poker players? Oh, yeah. Mincy's a fucking dickhead, which we already knew. So Mincy. I don't know. What happened? I backed him. Yeah. A thousand bucks. So I had 10 know what happened. I backed him.

A thousand bucks. So I had 10% of him. He went to the Sphere the night before the World Series of Poker. He got bounced out of the World Series of Poker in four hours. Before dinner break? Before dinner break. The first time it's ever happened? And then went straight back to the Sphere.

I can't hate on him for that going back to this i mean you said it yourself like yeah he's just like yeah he should have gone the first time so i gotta do whatever i can to get back including bust in the world series of got to get back so i want you guys to yeah wait i want you guys to tell me if i had a vision, and I think this is my vision. So Mincy busted out. Nate was not going to play in the World Series of Poker. I immediately called Nate, and I was like, can you get on a plane? I will back you.

Jacked Nate in New York? Jacked Nate in New York. He said, yes, I'm in. So I have backed Nate. I made him take a little bit because I didn't want him to just play with my money because then it wouldn't feel like it's real. So put in six grand i have 60 of nate and here's why i did this i think that if you had to write the story nate winning the world series of poker but mincy being able to tell everyone that he was the reason why nate played in the world poker is exactly how this will go

down and then on top of it i was thinking about i've played out even more nate wins the world series of poker then dave beats him heads up and says he won the world series oh he takes his bracelet yes yeah this is all i i watched it all like mincy walking around everyone he knows for the next 20 years being like the 2024 world 2024 World Series of Poker main event champion. That only happened because of me. Everyone he knows and doesn't know. Right. And then Dave stealing Nate's bracelet.

So I was like, I have to back Nate. It's a web of perfect occurrences. Right. This is exactly how it's going to play out. You just threw a Barstool smut. Right. Right there. So, yeah, I immediately backed Nate for six grand.

And a decently good Mincy moment saying you can get seats like these when he's out in the parking lot. Yep. Yep. Yep. So, yeah. Mincy, what a dick. All right. So, TB?

First off, delightful family. Good to see them. Oh, nice. Your family's? Yeah. Their family's cool. Cousins are wonderful Lovely spouses

Funny ass uncles I'm shy around my cousins A savant of a nephew Thorn A savant of a nephew how old He's five Do you guys fuck around with Your black uncle

Yes He's like a STEM savant. He's like into engineering. What? Talk about reinforce... Have you fucked with the orange toy car tracks? No. Wait.

Yeah, you should. He's five and he's an engineer. Like the Hot Wheels? I'm obviously hyping him up. Yeah, but I'm thinking about my five-year-old. Like the coolest thing he did this past week was we went on like a hike and then we got back in the car, and he had 15 rocks in his pocket. That's a good haul. He's a young geologist.

I was like, what are you going to do with this? He's like, I don't know. That's STEM as well. He likes rocks. That's probably typical for a five-year-old. Okay, but you're a five-year-old. You're dealing with the Bauer blood. Come on.

That's true. Thorne was my hotel got commandeered by the canadian national soccer team what oh there was like so much security i had to show like proof of staying there at like five different levels i wasn't allowed to shit downstairs which is a problem hold on a second why i had stainers to deliver that actually is uh i i know exactly what you're talking about if you're in a hotel with your significant other yeah that's what it was and it's like hey if i had a stainer in me if i shit this hotel room that was gonna smell for the next four hours security it's only for the soccer team you can't use this bath at what point do you know it's a stainer?

Just what I was ingesting. Yeah, you can tell by the food you eat. Wait, hold on. I want to back up a second. Who the fuck does the Canadian soccer team think they are? Do they actually think there's a security threat against them? I know, but they are in the semifinals of the Copa America. Would you be able to pick out a single one? Well, here's the deal. Rose was it was size up city for me. Those guys are small. I don't know what you said

there. They were like a buck forty, a buck fifty, like five nine. So they didn't let you, did you go to the gym for the stainer? No, I had to just stain my room. Did you apologize or did you let her discover it on your her i mean she's been through the ring but i wanted to have some class yeah no i i listen the the hotel lobby bathroom is where i do all my and it was such a nice bathroom and i had like those the doors on the stalls with no closets. Oh. A cocaine bathroom.

Exactly. Yes. Yes. Okay. Mook has a hell of a road. Mook didn't call me, by the way. He did not call me. I told him not to call me. I'm going to start calling you now.

He did not call me. If we're going to... I was nervous you were going to call me. Get ready for some FaceTimes. Okay. Instant hang up. I might change my number. I'll find you. Yeah, I might change my number. I'll find you were going to call me. Get ready for some FaceTimes. Okay. Instant hang up. I might change my number. I'll find you.

Yeah, I might change my number. I'll find you. Okay. Okay. Rose was the playpen. Yeah. Had a great day on the playpen. Went out with Hank, Donnie, Max, a lot of people there.

Good time. The thorn was I jumped off the boat and the internet called me mincy uh yeah they work unanimously i mean you you were in the playpen and you were you had a shirt on jumping off a boat yeah i don't lie about the shirt thing the shirt stays on that's crazy the shirt stays on on the boat during sex in the water wherever whenever um i had a great day. Great day, but opening my phone drunk and Jack Mack being like, I swore this was Mincy. It was.

Was it Donnie helping you get over the ledge? Yeah, what was happening there? I think it was the assistant. The whole thing was awkward. Getting assistance to jump off a boat. I had a lot of shaking. And I guarantee it was higher than it looked. It was high.

I said higher than it looked. Higher than it looked. It was high. Look said higher than it looked. Higher than it looked. It was high. Look at the... It was high, wet. What? No, he's grasping your back. Max, you look strong.

What? You look strong. It took you... And then I did it. Did you hold your nose? No. It looked like you did. It looked like you held your nose.

I did not hold my nose. And then I was happy. But then Chef Donnie probably jumped off and did like eight gainers. I have like eight videos of Donnie like effortlessly jumping off the boat. It took you 20 seconds to get that other foot over the... It was wet. The last thing I wanted to do was like fall off the side and like hit my... Yeah, that fucked me up.

That's tough. That fucked me up. Yeah, that is tough. That's very tough. Wait, but you have some unspoken roses, I guess. Yeah, do you want to? It's up to you. I thought this video, because I just saw it,

I thought it was them trying to stop you from killing yourself. That's what I thought. Which I was thinking about, for sure. After I saw the video, I was like, I'm going to jump off by myself. It was like you dropped your cell phone. Everyone was like, dude, you can't find it. You're not going to be able to get it. The thing you can't see here is there's a second level on the boat,

and if you did slip, you're cooked. But you could also just be a human being and not slip. Yeah, just step over. That thought wasn't crossing my mind. Step over and jump. I was very scared. But it was a great boat day. It looked like fun.

I had a blast. It looked like fun. How far out were you? The playpen isn't that far out? No. No. I didn't know that. It's right there on Oak Street.

Could you theoretically swim out to it? Yes. For sure. Easily. It's like a little harbor with a little wall around it. It's like a little. Yeah. I was swimming around, going up to other boats, petting dogs, having a field.

I mean, swim from the shore, I mean. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It touches the shore, I guess, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm very confused. Yeah, I want to do it.

The way it was explained to me, I thought it was like two miles offshore, but there's like a sandbar in the middle of the lake somewhere. No, show it to me. That sounds, that would be amazing. That's what I thought it was like two miles offshore, but there's like a sandbar in the middle of the lake somewhere. No, show it to me. That sounds sick. That would be amazing. That's what I thought it was. Yeah, the move is you got to swim up to a girl's boat and just be like, I can't swim. And then you just rest.

I was swimming up to people's boats and they were concerned. Yeah. I would have been. Well, I. These guys are baseball jerseys. Yeah, I don't know if they were concerned for you. They were concerned for themselves. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, TJ, show the. Yeah, there it is. See? Right there, I don't know if they were concerned for you. They were concerned for themselves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, TJ, show the... Yeah, there it is. See? Right there. I don't know if I can swim in there. It's Ohio Street. Yeah, you could swim in there.

And then, yeah, all the boats just sit right in there. Oh. It's in between, yeah, Ohio and Oak. Yeah. And, Kyle, you said I had unspoken roses. I think... Save it, yeah. I think somebody else needs to describe what happened

You got flashed two boobs Is that what happened? The same set? I just heard two We were coming into the playpen A group of we're coming in A boat is going by us They start screaming mook

This is where I started to not believe it It was delivered to me This is where I started to not believe it. It was delivered to me. This is why I need Rudy or Hank or even Donnie to describe what happened. But I did get flashed by a boat of women. And they said mook? Yes. No chance. You said a boat of women?

A boat. Like they all flashed? They all did? It was one tit, but it was a boat of women. One tit? It was only one tit? What do you mean one tit? That's a low effort flash.

It was one tit. How many total tits on the boat? Probably a dozen. One out of twelve. Maybe two dozen. They all did singular tit? It was one girl, one tit. Oh, okay.

That's a pity flash. Pity flash? Yeah. When have you got flashed by a boat of girls? I haven't, but I would send back. Flashed by a boat of girls. Why do you by a boat of girls? I haven't, but I would send back. Flashed by a boat of girls. Why do you keep saying boat of girls? It was a boat of girls.

In unison. And the rest were like about. They were like pointing to the water. You saw like 2% of the titties. Yeah. It was still a titty. No, but that's a whole titty. You saw a rounding error of titty.

You saw a rounding error of titty. You saw a rounding error of titty. But, like, how far were you from the tit? Round down. 100 yards left? 50 yards? Could you even see the nipple? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, good rack. Oh. Part of me wanted to jump off the boat and dive in. This went to the rack. Max, come here. Well, Max will know. Yeah. Hey, Max.

Max, you look strong in that video, M mook can you please sit down for a second no you look strong um did mook get flashed by a single tit yes it was the coolest thing i've ever seen before in my entire life one single tit though no it was still It was so cool. Everyone on the boat couldn't believe how cool it was for Luke. They were screaming. Tell us the whole story. How much of the story am I allowed to tell? Would it be as cool?

Don't go into the second half of the story. You tried to suck it. You tried to suck the tit? I tried to suck it from 50 yards away. It was an old friend of Luke. Oh wait, you Oh! That's what I didn't Suck it from 50 yards away. It was an old friend of Luke. Oh, wait. Oh. Max, that's what I didn't know.

You said second. Do that. You said second. Why did you do that? An old friend. Why did you do that? You said don't tell the second. Come on, man.

That was the early part. Give me one, bro. She gave you one. You said don't tell the second part. An old friend showed you a single boob And that's like friend zone stuff That's a girl showing her friends like Being silly

No it was cooler than that So an old friend saw Mook and was like Here's a boob Yeah But it was The whole boat started chanting Mook's name And we were like oh my chanting Mook's name. And we were like, oh, my God, Mook, you know all these girls.

And then the one girl just stood up and just flashed a single boob. And it was sick. It was just a quick little. How long was it exposed? I mean, the people, we were on the top of the boat, and then there was another group on the bottom of the boat. We all saw it on the top because we were with Mook. And then I went down to go immediately tell everyone on the bottom part of the boat. And they were like, wait a minute, that boob was for Mook?

And it was a roar on the bottom because they had no idea. They were like, we thought that girl was just flashing boob. So would it have been as cool if the boob was for Rudy? No. No. That would have pissed me off What about if it was two boobs? Let's not get greedy with boobs

Yeah right they're coming at me over here One is just that's a pity though But no if you get to see boobs Did she have a drink in her hand? I don't probably She didn't drop the drink? She just was like, eh. No, the excitement on this woman's face to see Mook was second to none.

And then did you go talk to her? And then what? Yeah. Well, yeah. What's the second part? There's no second part. There's no second part. You'll see her at your family reunion. Oh.

What? Oh. My family reunion. Oh, dude. When the breast was exposed, did she jostle? It was kind of just like a boom. It was out long enough for the bottom of the boat to know without knowing it had to do with the boob. It doesn't have to be out long for people to know it's sizable. It was a sizable breast. It was a's sizable. It was a sizable breast.

It was a good boob. It was a good boob. Very good boob. Yeah. I mean, size doesn't matter. Am I dismissed? I mean, one good boob might be better than two bad ones. If it's big enough, it could count as two.

Thank you, Max. But then you guys didn't interact with them the rest of the day. Oh. Oh. Oh. No comment. Oh, Max. Come back, Max. No. Oh. Oh. No comment. Oh, Max. Come back, Max.

No, no, no. Come back. No comment. He's got his shit in his mouth. Go fuck your cousin. Oh, my fuck. My cousins in Philly don't have that nice of racks, Big Cat. They're...

Okay. Yeah, come on now. All right. Titus. That's nice. I see. I'm putting some pieces together. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. My rose was I went on a lake in Colorado, and I saw like 30 titties. You saw 30 titties? Yeah, dude. 30 is a good amount. Oh, my God. That rocks. They were all topless.

And they were for you? Yeah. Yeah. Hell, yeah. I didn't know any of them. They were all just smoking hot chicks. Were they screaming Titus? Yeah. A couple of them jumped off the boat, swam over to our boat, They were all just smoking hot chips. Were they screaming Titus? Yeah, a couple of them jumped off the boat, swam

over to our boat, and were just grabbing for my cock. Yeah. That was awesome. God forbid I get one. You did get one. Not two. I'm not talking boobs. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If Titus goes out, he did.

Yeah. You can't get less boob than one. Titus, if you go out and only see one boob, are you like pissed when you get one? Yeah. It's like the guy. I throw it back. Catch and release. It's like when the new iPhone came out and all those people were complaining that the circles were off.

Yes. And it made him dizzy. If I see one boob, the rest of the day is fucked up. I'm like, where was the second? I was seeing red all day. I need the second to even it out. You saw minimum titty. Yeah.

The absolute minimum titty that you could see. Because if there's less than one tit, that's no tits. Correct. What's the max tits? A trillion. I mean, speaking of max tits, I mean, honestly. I guess you saw three. The lattes.

Oh, max tits. You were up close and personal with those things. I would consider that, like, better. My rose was going to Casa Bonita, which I'm wearing a t-shirt um i don't know how many of you watch the program south park yes what uh new they have the cliff divers there is it all yeah then they spend like 14 million to it's insane it's in a strip mall next to a dollar store and a laundromat um it is i felt like i was on acid the entire time I was in there. There's cliff divers and mariachi band and face painters and a magician that doesn't do magic

and a talking taco, a talking tree. A parrot tells you your fortune. I don't know what it is. Is this the rainforest cafe? It's a Mexican restaurant. It's a Mexican restaurant. How is the food? It became famous because South Park had an episode

in like 2003 about it. I remember that. I thought it was just a fictional place that they made up for the episode. Come to find out, it is not. It is a legendary place in Colorado. It went out of business. The South Park guys bought it and then reopened it. It's owned by the South Park guys? Yeah, it's owned by the South Park guys now.

There's a Cartman statue inside of it. I felt like I was tripping balls the entire time. That's amazing. It's a Mexican restaurant, and they have just inexplicably, like a haunted cave. It wasn't too bad. What's that creature? Alf?

Man-bear pig walking around? Oh. I think so. I think the old restaurant had a gorilla mascot, and I think they tweaked it to be a man-bear pig, and he just walks around and goes to the table and he's like you want a picture with me? And I'm like In like a clear voice did he snarl

or anything? Actually I don't know He had a handler It was a fever dream That's the only way I'd describe it The food wasn't that bad You don't go for the food You don't go for the food How long were you there for? Do you walk around or is there a show we we made the reservation i think

was at like 8 15 8 something like that we had to buy tickets i thought i was going to a restaurant and you had to buy the tickets ahead of time and then they had like security to get in and i was immediately like what kind of restaurant is this um and then uh we were there for like two hours and it wasn't even close to enough time wasn't even close there's like so much stuff we didn't see that like is there like scheduled shows or yeah holy shit it made no sense it's a mexican restaurant that's incredible that's all um that was awesome and my thorn was i sent you guys the video i was on a hike in boulder and i really i went went off on, like, a path of my own, and I was on, like, the hard-o path where it's, like, the steep,

like, go up to the top of the mountain. No one wants to try this one, but I bet you do because you're a tough guy. So I go up on that one, and there's, like, nobody up there, and I have, like, a moment of solitude. And I was like, I'm going to piss real quick and take a video of it and send it to everybody, and it was just a really shitty stream. Good fart though. Good fart.

The stream. Bad stream. Well, do you do a daily vitamin? Because it was almost neon in color. It was high altitude. I will say too, I didn't have to pee so I was trying to force the pee out. But yeah, we've covered the scenic pisses on this show before,

so I thought I would try my hand at it, and it went poorly. Fart saved it. Yeah, you tried. Could you still submit it to the page? I'll try. Do you have it? Give it a shot. We could see.

All right, Kate. Oh, wait. Yeah. And it's not even that great of a view. Wait, that's a boner piss. We cleared it up. That's a boner piss. No.

Mook knew the people who sent him the boob? But hey, hype him up. He needs support. Mook knew the people who sent him the boob? But hey, hype him up. Yeah, there he is. There he is. He needs support. People are saying it was the coolest thing ever. It was one of the most electrifying moments I've ever seen. Okay.

They were up top, so I didn't know that the girl knew Mook, and so I just saw her do it. I was like, that was... Nothing gets the people fired up than a quick titty. Than a good titty. Would it have been better if there were two tits? It was kind of better. She kind of like slipped it it was like yeah okay and then you guys hung out with them after no part part two does not exist yeah i don't know what you're talking about so that that caused a lot of boat camaraderie and celebration yes were you on a co-ed boat or

all male co-ed boat did you high five everybody ied boat. Did you high five anybody? I think I was hyped up. Me and Rudy might have chest bumped. I was downstairs and no one else. I got pumped up like, what just happened? I was like, she just showed her titty. That's pretty cool. For a sec. Okay.

Yeah. We're coming back around. But it was the bare minimum amount of tits. It was a tit. Right. Yeah. You can't show less. What more can you ask for though exactly

i would ask for one is fine with me but i feel like six eight i think if you show one tit what's the harm in showing the second right it was just because it was casual she was just like yeah yeah i'm on i'm on team mook oh thanks guys thanks Oh, thanks, guys. Thanks. And it was his cousin? I don't know who. I have no idea who it was. It would be so funny. No, he said all his cousins are pretty cool. Whose cousin showed him a tit?

Don't say that, internet. No, are your cousins mostly flat-chested? Is that what you were saying? Yeah. Did you see the poop? Yeah. Was it big? Yeah.

Really big? It's a good size. Okay. It's a good size. That's where I'm coming back around for you. The size. The size definitely helps. They match, so you see one boob.

That is a great point. What did the boob do when it was released? Did it flop? Did it pop? It popped. Did it drop? No, it just exploded out there. Okay. Exploded?

All right. This is getting better, Mook. Exploding titty, yeah. If you could make a noise along with it. Boing. Boing. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was just boom. You would have loved it. I mean, anyone here would have loved it. I loved it. It was, yeah. But, like, were you jealous, Mook, that everybody else saw? Because that was full of you.

No, I was pumped up. Okay. I was like, we're fired. We were just getting to the playpen, too. I was like, oh, we're going to have a good day. And night. Yeah. Yeah.

So what did you say when you saw her? Did you try to keep your cool? Did I see the other one? You went up and thanked her. I can actually tell you what I said cool. Did I see the other one? You went up and thanked her. I can actually tell you what I said. Did you see the other one? I said. Does the left match the right?

When it first popped out, did you give her a thumbs up? Or did you just high five the guys? What was your reaction to her? Start jerking it? Rudy told me you said homina homina. I was in my propeller hat so I got some air. The propeller hat spun.

It rolled Mook's tongue back into his mouth. No, I texted her that was amazing. Thank you. Oh. Was it as good for you? I don't know about that.

What else was it for you? That was amazing. Thank you. I thanked her for her service. What did she say? She's like anything. Nothing. See you later I thanked her for her service. What did she say? She's like, anything. Nothing. See you later.

She said nothing. Hank, thank you for having my back. Appreciate you. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like an electric moment. I stand corrected. I thought I'd never say this. MOOC certified cool. Yeah.

He did know them, though. I mean, still. Yeah, and the tit was big. From what we hear. That's pretty good. Yeah. We've had two people say it was big. Yeah, that's all you need.

It was big. I'm going to back you up on that. You guys are flipping now? I kind of am. It's really the size because I'm now visualizing it. I'm getting a little horny. You're getting horny. You're just thinking of a big single tit.

I'm just replaying in my head that just one single tit. It's like, damn, that is nice. I hate that when Hank was describing the way it popped out, I'm like, I know people actually just got horny who are watching right now. He's exploded. That actually got people horny for real. All right, so Kate, finish this off.

What's the worst way for a tit to pop out? Finish this off. What's the worst way for a shit to fall down? God damn it. We're on the edge. Okay. I'm going to start out with my thorn. I got to go boating too. It was awesome. Some of my girlfriends from Philly came out.

Except we almost lost control of the boat a little bit. I had to grab the steering wheel and it was here in the playpen too and we were saying move move to this other boat and my titty popped yeah it was really bad does your titty explode out?

it was just one popped out and I was fine that was bad yeah that's terrible oh it was my cousin my fucking aunt no big time thorn i gotta say the rose was down the jersey shore with my entire extended family which is like there's like 200 of us and i got invited by kylie kelsey's friend to like go to the jason kelsey thing which if you're from Philly and like all my family lives in Havertown and Delco, like near where they live.

And like it just earned me so much street cred. Oh, my family, like a helicopter came in to medevac somebody at one point on the island and the whole line of chairs. My family was like, we know that's Taylor Swift. We know she's here. Everybody. Kate, is it her? Is it? I'm like, I don't know.

Maybe it could be um but it just earned me like so much street cred and then they be like my cousin and i got to go and everybody's like waiting outside in this long line and my dad dropped us off in the golf cart we got to go like right in it just earned me a lot of street my family and they were right there like i got to talk to a fan i was fangirl a little bit, but I got to talk to Kylie Kelsey. Wait, so you are on trajectory to meet Taylor Swift. Yeah. I guess so.

I guess we're the besties now. You have to plan the script and plan everything. I have. Your next few moves are going to be very important. Very important. Crucial Kate. So there's that. But no, that was awesome.

It was just a good week. And my son started crawling. He's like on the move. Oh, that sucks. Eight months old. It sucks, but it's also, I don't know. It know it's just really fun how baby proofed is your house we're in a townhouse with like five sets of stairs so we have to go through a gate anytime you change levels you have to like click and unlock and go through and whatever and he's like climbing stairs that

happened so quickly yes but he's also like chasing my toddler around now and they're starting to like acknowledge and play with each other so that was just crawling my dorky rose i hate the face no that's a huge milestone yeah going through it right now yeah yeah yeah it's how fast are they when they crawl really fast dude they i was like brushing my teeth this morning i had him in his room and he was like looking at a ball and playing with some stuff and i kept peeking out turned away it's like two seconds and he was up three state like yeah to our roof deck like the other day my one-year-old i think i i i kicked him in the head four times in like 10 minutes yeah because he would just i was like doing stuff and he was just he just crawled right underneath my feet he was like just concussed they're crazy fast i was just like dude you you

just keep crawling under my feet there's nothing i can do and then they'll stand they stand up and like i i would just turn around and i just like boom wait that's that's got to be a real fear to like rush your children dude oh yeah nine months to like two years is the worst age in my opinion because all they do is they move but they also just want to kill themselves they put everything in their mouth and they just get they stand on stairs and they just yeah you ever like sit on a dog on accident are you talking about christopher moltisanti sort of but like it's not like a full suffocate but like you like clip it a little yeah yeah it's the worst feeling yeah yeah all right so that's good thorn yeah she did no that was real um did you guys see who was parked in the employee of the month parking spot Thorn? Yeah. She did. I did my thorn. No, that was real. Oh, wow.

That was absolutely real. Did you guys see who was parked in the Employee of the Month parking spot this morning? No. Malasek. Did he earn that? I don't know. I heard a bad, bad story about Malasek. No, come on.

I need this. I need something. Well, Mook, you were there. What? Malasek's boys came to town. Oh, I was there. And he... The Pugs had their playoff game and Malasek brought

one of his boys who he said was awesome at baseball. Yep. And he struck out three times. Struck out? In slow pitch soft. Struck out swinging. Swinging. To end the game as well. Yeah. Oh, no. Was it a close game?

No. That takes you down. Like, if you vouch for your boy being like, he can play ball, and then he comes and strikes out three times. You bring him to a playoff. He came in and said, he was like, I played high school ball. Like, I'm pretty, like. Baseball players struggle with softball at first.

No. They swing too hard. It's the easiest thing in the world. It's very hard to strike out swinging in slow pitch. Yeah, seems like it. You could strike out with the foul ball and that's kind of a bullshit rule. And he was

whiffing. I'm talking, he was taking hacks and not even close. Damn. So you guys are done. Yeah, we're done. We have a second season coming up in like two weeks. So you're not really done at all. We lost in the playoffs. I got a ringer for you guys for the second season. We need done. Yeah, we're done. We have a second season coming up in like two weeks. Oh. So you're not really done at all. We lost in the playoffs. I got a ringer for you guys for the second season.

Well, we need it. We went to the NASCAR race yesterday, and we hung out with AJ Pruszynski and Jason Kipnis, and Kipnis lives in Old Town. Really? That would be a good get. He was like, yeah, I'll come DH one night. Whoa.

That would be a good get. Holy fuck. What if he sucks, dude? Yeah, struck out be so, that'd be a good get. Holy fuck. What if he sucks too? Yeah, struck out. That would be awesome. Sign him up. Yeah.

So down. Yeah, we had a good time at NASCAR. It was fun. I met Steven Colletti from Laguna Beach. Yeah, he was there.

From Laguna Beach? He was there? I don't know. I don't know Laguna Beach. Oh, I know. Yeah, we know Steven.

Who, Chance the Rapper was, was right there. Did any like tried and true rednecks make the trip? I don't know we're going to be true. Yeah, we know Steven. Chance the Rapper was right there. Did any like tried and true rednecks make the trip? I don't think so. It was more of an urban crowd? Yeah. Yeah, they don't want to come to Chicago.

Tried and true. Yeah, there were some good people watching going on. CT was there from Challenge fame. We didn't see him. Hank and I were like drug sniffing dogs looking for him. This is like a part of pop culture that is complete blocked. I have nothing unfortunately of that. Stephen Coletti?

Not a clue. If I showed you a picture? I didn't watch Stephen Coletti. They're too young. They're too young, Dan. Not that much younger though. I know Kelly Wigglesworth oh i steven coletti i made it as awkward as possible because i he dated kristen cavallari like in 2003 oh same high school everybody wanted him so i went up to him and i was like hey just so you know i'm a j guy i ride with my guy j and he's like okay

that was the first thing you said yeah he was like i i was like i knew kristen like a decade before and i was like yeah but i just wanted clear and then it was just awkward so yeah i ruined that and he was a fan too he went up to hank oh wow so we lost a fan what else happened over the week oh i have a... Did you guys see the video of the year? No. Which one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the video of the year.

I think I know the guys on the safari. No, it's the Australian dudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hungover. Oh, no. Video of the year. I thought you were talking about the big head guy. No.

Oh, that guy, too. Oh, that guy. Who's the big head guy? You didn't see the big head guy? You were talking about the big head guy. No, oh, that guy too. Oh, that guy. Who's the big head guy? You didn't see the big head guy? We gotta do both. Okay, play the video of the year. This is... Australians are just so much cooler than we are.

Oh, I've seen this. No. This monkey's crazy. Oh! Is that a fucking bat? Oh Is that a fucking bat bro, what the fuck No There's just so much cooler than us What the fuck is that? I don't know what his name is It's so weird Is there just so much cooler than us? How did it all happen?

Oh! Oh! No! No! Bro what the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? Is that a child? Yeah what? Bro I don't know who he is. No.

That ain't no child. They don't know. Those guys look cool. Those guys look cool. You get a monkey and a bat. And then two fellas. I don't know who he is. Who's Big Head Guy? Yeah.

Oh, Big Head Guy. He's a politician. It's crazy because he's a little guy. Yeah. Oh, big head guy. He's a politician. It's crazy because he's a little guy. Yeah. And then his head. He looks like the Joe Buck pictures I do, but it's real life. Yeah. I'm a sucker for this type of stuff.

Yeah, dude. He's fucking massive head. Oh, no. Look at that. Oh, yeah. He's a 22-year-old politician. Deprived rural area in the northeast of England. And kind of over that. That's not real. It's got to be a thing. He's a 22-year-old politician. In a deprived rural area in the northeast of England. And kind of over that...

That's not real. It's got to be a thing. That's not real. That's a bad lens or something. If you pushed your hand down on his hair, how far down would it go? Or is his skull right there? Did he grow up next to a power plant? Does a hat even fit on his head? There's no way.

There's a monster monster hat. As a result of that, I became a lot more interested I'm sure the quote tweets are fine. Yeah, totally. Yeah. And then we also had, oh. Did you do that pic, Kat?

No, someone sent me that one. I think I retweeted it. We also had Stephen Chay do probably the most disgusting thing in the world I don't know if you guys saw that No, I'm out of the loop on Che's later Do you want to get Che on just to answer for this? But he's Che, there was a post that went around Most famous fans of each team

And if you go to Che's Instagram He was named the Bucks most famous fans of each team. And if you go to Che's Instagram, he was named the Bucs most famous fan. Okay. Look at some of these people. I thought that was Blake. I thought he photoshopped that. Taylor Swift? No.

Oh, he made it for real. Yeah. But he actually didn't. He took off Dick Vitale, who is on his deathbed. Oh, no. He photoshopped it. Himself, instead of Dick Vitale, who's got... I think his cancer is back again.

Yeah. This is probably the only thing good that has happened to Dick Vitale in the last three months. Che just erased him from history. A disgusting human being. He needs to put out an apology video. Yeah, this is the real one. And he just, Che just fucking erased Dick Vitale. Che, actually, he's trying to kill Dick Vitale.

Yeah, he's trying to erase him from history. I think Che's defense is like, well, I'll be around longer. Yeah. Or something along those lines Yeah So Che believes he's second He believes he's first He might be

He posted that everywhere Thanking himself That's tough Did anybody say anything I don't know I believed it for a second Because like who roots for the Bucs And that's the NFL account of the guy that was in some controversy, right?

Yeah, he sold his account. Yeah. Dove. Dove. Dove. Sold his account for, I don't know, some Bitcoin or something. Okay. Yeah.

It's a good deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good for him. But now Che is trying to erase Dick Vitale from history. Doesn't Che do Dick Vitale? Che's been on a heater, though. Yeah, good for him. But now Che is trying to erase Dick Vitale from history. Doesn't Che do Dick Vitale? Che's been on a heater, though. Yeah, he has.

He did the- It seems like it. I saw the little Skittles when I came in yesterday. I miss him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A lot of people believe the Bear Post. I did it.

I did, too. I thought he was an extra. I mean, yeah, they- Is Che just deepfaking us now? I think Che- Is he in his deepfake era? I think Che... Is he in his deep fake era? I think in the past week, he's become self-aware. No.

Which is so dangerous. What makes you think that? That can't be. I mean, him trying to prank us. Good point. That's the guy. Oh, yeah. Wait, but did he change the picture?

Okay, that looks less like him than what I saw. Yeah. Did Che change the... Yeah, he did. Oh, he did. He's in his deep fake era! I'm... That is...

Oh my God! He duped us? He duped us! Holy shit. What the fuck is going on? I don't think he's self-aware because, again, he tried to kill Dick Vitale

who has really bad cancer. Yeah. But he is in his deep fake time. Like, I don't know. This is his phase. And that's a dangerous phase in his self. It's super dangerous.

I think he just learned photoshop yeah rudimentary photoshop we get him on TJ he needs to answer for this shit terrible person yeah it's a crazy feeling to scrub dick by death

history books Stephen Che baby Rub dick by death. Che. History books. Stephen Che, baby. How we doing? Answer for yourself. In regards to what? Everything. I don't know what we're talking about.

Answer for everything you've done. He might be selfish. I do things with uh humor and mind and integrity what else we got humor and integrity you're lying you've been lying on the streets how recently all week you have a little fibbing That's not integrity at all. With humor in mind. All right, so you, let's start with the bear. You faked that one.

Oh, so, dude, I was on my couch watching that. I stood up out of my seat. That was me, and I was just like, I was talking to my wife. I was like, I'm pretty sure I didn't do that. It looked exactly like me, so I took a out of my seat. That was me. And I was just like, I was talking to my wife. I was like, I'm pretty sure I didn't do that. It looked exactly like me. So I took a photo of it. And posted it? Maybe a little bit heavier.

Wait, so wait. Hold on. You, Stephen Che, think all Asians look alike? That dude looks exactly like me. He does. He does. No, he doesn't. He doesn't look like me at all.

I do not. How do we, like, can decipher Asian? Don't finger wag. Don't finger wag us. Not that picture. The picture that I tweeted is my exact same face. Did you manipulate that photo? No.

That's a photo of my television screen. So, that just shows who you are as a person. I would be looking at the main part of that scene. I'll be looking at Jeremy Allen White. Yeah, I mean, technically, I didn't say it was me, but it was a great TV. Wait, no, you did, didn't you? Yeah, you did. You did.

You're like my bear cameo. No, I said some said this is the greatest acting debut in TV history. I thought that guy did a great job he's fibbing with integrity how do you know this is a debut though I looked him up what's his name wait how

is he lying again he's addicted to lying he's addicted to lying what are you doing why are you lying he's dangerous lying Jay. What are you doing? Yeah, why are you lying? He's dangerous. Jay, you're dangerous when you lie. He is.

Okay. It's kind of fun. He's devil-like. Once that happened, I thought it went over pretty well, so then I saw the Dov climbing thing, and I was like, hey, why not stretch this a little further? So in regards to that, you just erased Dick Vitale, who has terrible cancer right now from the face of the earth. Does he again?

Yes. Are you serious? He's a 3S man, super scintillating, sensational. How was that response to Dickie B having cancer? You can't do that. I actually did not know he had cancer. I knew he had cancer before. He's had cancer for like eight years straight.

Yeah, he's had every type of cancer possible. All his tweets are just, got cancer again. That's what his tweet, yeah. That was kind of funny. What a fuck. That was nuts. That was crazy. That's insane. I got Dickie V in my bag.

Oh my god. But you took him off the face of the earth. I took him off the face of the earth. I took him off a graphic. It was for comedy. Yeah. This is bad. What is happening?

Oh, it was the stand-up. You think that's what it was? Yeah. It went well, and now he's just... I think the bear thing was going to happen. I mean, if someone looks exactly like me, I'll probably tweet about it. Oh, man. How you guys doing? Miss you. I think the bear thing was going to happen. I mean, if someone looks exactly like me, I'll probably tweet about it. Oh, man.

How you guys doing? Miss you. We're good, Chad. Pretty good. Yeah, we're fine. I was good. Yeah. Give us some more Dickie V.

Dickie V. He's a PTP, a prime time player. Announce you have cancer. I was going to say, Dick, I'm sorry to say, your cancer's returned. Greeny Golick, let me tell you about my Tampa Bay Rays. Did he just ignore it? He ignored the prompt. Sir, I don't think you heard the doctor. He went rogue with the improv.

Are you serious? Again? Again? Oh my god. We're all going to hell. Poor Dickie V. Oh man. Alright, Chad. Or Dickie V. Yeah. Or Dickie V. Yeah. Oh, man. All right, Che.

See you, Che. See you, buddy. Dude, lying Che. Lying Che is a whore. Funny Che. I know. He was very funny. He's like edgy and deceiving.

And the jokes made sense. Yeah, they did. We might need to do a skit when he comes back. This is not good. If he gets cancer. And that's just the whole scene. On the border. Are you serious?

Oh, Che. I like this new Che. I love it. He's so... I love it. He's fucking wild, dude. He's a wild boy. Do you think that you slamming him changed something?

We said that jokingly. No, his brain's rewired. His brain is... I don't know if it rewired his brain or accidentally when he hit his head or if he realized he wasn't as much of a physical specimen as he thought he was, so he rerouted.

I'm not going the serious route. I'm the funniest guy in the world. or if he realized he wasn't as much of a physical specimen as he thought he was, so he rerouted. Right. Oh, yeah. He's like, I'm not going the serious route. I'm the funniest guy in the world. I'm going the comedy. Yeah. Yeah. And he just, yeah. And he is.

He basically, he got knocked out and woke up and was like, I'm a king of comedy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. He's got the same bravado, just not about physical tasks. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit.

That's impressive. Like, it's mature, too. Yeah, that was good. That was a good fucking joke. Kyle, I'm going to need you to slam me ASAP. Yeah. Please. Fuck my shit up.

Oh, my God. Are you serious? We had another guest, TJ? Oh! Oh! Is that two people? Who's that? Sleeve

What's up Tommy No I said what's up Nick Hey Tommy How you doing Tommy How are you guys doing? Doing good man How's Tommy how's vacation? Second week right? Yeah it's good Is week two going Second week, right? Yeah, it's good.

Is week two going better than week one? Yeah. Rank your vacation weeks. Top five weeks of this vacation. Yeah. What would you say? Week two or week one? Two.

Two. Oh, okay. Wait until week three. We went to the beach last week, but then my wife, she said she wanted to come see her mama. So we're up in Ripley, Mississippi seeing her mama. And it's Tommy's birthday week, and he wanted to be in Mississippi for his birthday week. So it's not my fault. Happy birthday, Tommy.

Happy birthday, Tommy. Tommy, have you discovered anything? Anything on the beach or in the water? Or about yourself? Okay. Tommy, are we going to do walker day coming up soon no okay yes tommy tommy do you have um a dick vitale impersonation you could do for us he doesn't know who that is it's a. It's a guy that does college basketball. Oh.

Awesome, baby. Yeah. Tommy, could you say, are you serious? Are you serious? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Sensational. Tommy, you want to host Mostly Sports?

I need a co-host. Can we get you up to Chicago? I'm coming back soon. I just my wife wanted to come see her mama. Do you do anything your wife says? Yeah, I do. Cuck. No, I would.

Tommy. Get out of here, Tommy. Scram. Because, oh my God. You good? Yeah, I'm good. You look real tan. I am tan.

I'm burnt. I'm tan. I got a burn right here. It's not good, but I don't want to be here. You don't want to be in Mississippi? I want to be back doing my stuff, but I'm alive. But the titties. Titties.

Can you do us a favor, Brandon? Can you flash us one single tit? Mine or hers? Yours. Whoa. Just one. Yeah. I mean, I can go shirtless if you want.

No. No, we just want one. We just want one. Well, that's shirtless, basically. Make it explode. Oh, yeah. Whoa. I get it.

Yep. Mook, fully vindicated. W, thank you. Wait, what were y'all talking about? Mook saw one tit. Yeah, Mook saw a tit. I saw a tit. Che is, by the way, he's in his wild boy phase.

We just had him on. Che's sassy as fuck these days. It's crazy. I've been talking to him on text, and he's like taking on a new demeanor. I don't know what it is. He's like in a phase of his life. Yeah. Yeah, he is.

It's nuts. I mean, I kind of like him better. Yeah, I think so. It's kind of working. The old Che said he ran a 4-4. He was a lying piece of shit. This Che's at least trying. Yeah.

It's just an adjustment, you know, because we don't expect comedy from him, and he's delivering. Yeah. No, he's good. He's damn good. He's damn good. He's just walking around New Jersey right now in a women's soccer jersey just doing dick-fied tail thing.

Yeah, that's funny. And it's fucking crushing. It's one month till he's an iceberg on SNL. Alright, so when are you going to be back? Next Monday, I believe. Yeah, she wants to stay for a few days.

Going down to Starkville tomorrow to see my mama, and then that's it. Did you get any migraines? No. Yes. I got one the first day, but it wasn't from the sun. It was from driving. Oh. I've been in the sun a lot, and I did fine.

I even played golf yesterday. I made it through six holes of golf without a migraine. Six holes? Yeah, around about seven I started to get a headache, so I quit. But we had a good time. Me and Bradley Barton went. Oh, no way. Oh, shit. How's Bradley doing? Oh, he's doing good. He's doing

good. Just, who's at the door? Nobody knows we're here. Oh, God. Wouldn't this be a twist that seems like it's a plywood room where are they i hope it's che yeah what is that room this is interesting is he in a museum that is an artifact that looks like uh yeah native american canoe looks like a mizuza are you in jefferson davis's house childhood home no no you can't stay there okay i'm in um i'm in a condo in ripley mississippi that's charging me

a hundred dollars a night to stay here even though nobody else wants to fucking stay here. But that was the pest control. He's just spraying for bugs. Alright, enjoy your vacation, buddy. Sounds good. Alright, see you, Brandon. I miss y'all. Bye. No, you don't.

Okay, big cat. Just one time. Well, you don't because you could I could, I could but i can't because my wife yeah my wife said do the do the do the borat voice and maybe it'll be funny and we won't care as much who why why why are you yeah he's is he gone he's gone yeah he's gone gone well still kind of buzzing off Jay it was so good so funny so good but he's got like this devilish smirk he has this presence about him oh it really has you. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I still feel bad about that.

No. No, he's living his best life right now. Yeah, you might have made a star. He was great on the case race. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. He's probably crushing dad jokes at dinner to the waitress. Something. Yeah, this is good.

Yeah. He did tell us that he had a, on July, on 4th of July, he had a steak on a stovetop, which depressed me so bad. Still didn't get a grill for the new. Didn't get a grill. Within a couple weeks. I'm going to try to get in his contract that he's legally not allowed to own a grill. Okay. Because at this point.

It's after 4th of July. It's maddening. Yeah, and he was like, well, I had a steak on a stovetop. Really? That's it? Just sitting inside on 4th of July looking at a steak

on a stovetop? I didn't see any fireworks this year really i mean i did hear one are you guys joking well i wasn't here but this yeah you said this was a big firework town i have never in my life a lot of fireworks holy shit i heard them like holy shit i guess i live i was talking to the chicago guys and like oh the area you live in people buy like commercial grade fireworks and just set them off on the sidewalks outside till four in the morning like that like thousands surrounding the house all night long it was crazy you let you enjoyed it like yeah i was up on my roof with a little glass of wine just looking all

around it was great but the kids were up all night. It was great. Car alarms were going off. There was like a four-year-old just roaming candles, just shooting them up into the tree. It was crazy. I've never seen anywhere in my life as many fireworks as insane. You were the best.

Nutty. It was good to see Back It Up Terry go viral again. He's doing so good. Who is that? That's the wheelchair guy. It was good to see Back It Up Terry go viral again. He's doing so good. Who is that? That's the wheelchair guy. Is he doing good? It's the same video, but. Oh, yeah.

Yo. Well, no, they did like a news follow-up with him. He's got his own van now, and on the back of the van it says, Watch out, Terry backing up. Oh, so he's getting paid now? Oh, yeah. He's well-deserved. Yes.

Uh-huh. Just all this. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold hold on Two cars coming Oh no You got two cars coming Two different ways Is this the extended side

Yeah Bingo Bingo Bingo tear What did it revert tear What did it revert No No Bagel, bagel, bagel tear? What do you mean, reverse tear? What do you mean, reverse? Ow, ow, ow, geez. Ow, ow, ow, geez.

What you doing, tear? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? Tear, what you doing? That's the best.

I think that's the best video of all time. It might be. Did you guys see the Boom guys dropped a song, I think? I did, yeah. Yeah. I've kind of taken over. Young Jerry looks just like one of yeah. Yeah. I've kind of taken over. Young Jerry looks just like one of them. Yeah.

Yeah. That wasn't even close to synch up. I've turned the corner thinking that this is wholesome now. I think it's a good father-son relationship, but does he get made fun of at school? I think no. I don't think so, yeah. I don't think so.

I think, yeah, likes are currency. I think he's still too young where it's awesome. Yeah, also, likes are currency. He goes to school and he's like, I did two million likes yesterday. Have you seen the baseball highlights? Pretty good. Yeah, but did you million likes yesterday. Have you seen the baseball highlights? Pretty good. Yeah, but did you see the Rizzler's bike tricks? No.

Oh, my God. The Rizzler. The Rizzler is the star of the crew. But TJ, can you find the Rizzler's bike tricks? The wildest thing about that to me, that family, is that the entire family is in on it. And they all love it. I thought at first it was just like the father and son are a little off and i'm sure like the mom is like these

i fucking hate that they do this and but then she loves it they're in on it grandma's in on it yeah everybody's in on it there's a weird thing that happens where it's like they're when you watch these videos at first you're like this is exploitative and then you're like wait maybe they're just all enjoying it and it's like their thing yeah yeah you know like it's their family it's a modern day family band right it's like the Osmonds or something yeah the Jackson 5

yeah that wasn't actually they didn't exploit those guys not at all it's also the number one job kids want to do is like become internet famous. Yeah. Damn. The kids probably fucking love it.

Yeah. Watch this. A pop-up, a no-hander, one-hander. We started over. He's got five tricks, guys. Five tricks, I think. Give me five tricks. A pop-up, a no-hander, one-hander, and I can do this trick where I take off my helmet

and whirl it around. I gotta see this. So I can ride with, and then I put it back on with one hand. Okay. And the last one is I can go super fast. Okay. By the way, why are you going to a fast? All right, do it.

He's going to. Shout out to BMX. I'm gonna give them a really big shout out. All right, let's see what you got. It has the eye protectors and everything. I love this guy. And Brayden got a bike too. How cute are you? Little man.

The best. Doing the no hander. Oh god. Be careful Rizky. Pretty good. That's a one. And Brayden really burning rubber right now. Super fast. Woah my god. Hot with the super fast. Super fast. Whoa, my God. It almost knocked me over.

Yep. This is nice. I only see like two tricks. Yeah, this is better than the dad being like, you can't buy toys. Yeah. I was practicing. I almost fell, so I don't think I should do it. I want to be safe.

Yeah. So he didn't want to do the other tricks? Yeah, he didn't want to do the helmet one. Wow. Where he takes it off and spins it around and then puts it back on. I don't think he's ever done that one. No, I think he thought he had five and he had to make one up on the spot. Yeah.

I love the Rizzler. Do you see his wiffle ball highlights? No, is he hitting the bomb? Oh, he can smack it. He can smack it and Big Justice can pitch. He was throwing lasers. Really? Yeah.

And field. Five tools? You might need to get them in the office. Where do they live? New Jersey? I think Florida? Boca? Okay. We might have to find out. Open invite. Full time on the

yak. Who is the better baseball player? Big Justice or Rizzler? Big Justice has insane fielding skills but the rizzler has a better swing big justice is stronger because he can throw strikes 70 miles per hour but don't sleep on the rizzler because he can hit home runs 400 feet while big justice can only hit home runs 350 feet who would win a 1v1? Big Justice or the Rizzler? Those guys rock.

Yeah, we could use the Rizzler around here. I think so. He would be... Caleb should do a Sunday conversation with the Rizzler. I want to give the Rizzler a murder podcast. A true crime podcast. He's a producer on Kirk's case. He's a producer.

Yeah. Let's give him a podcast. Yeah. Maybe like a WNBA podcast. That has to be his topic. That would be huge. Yeah. Just maybe like a WNBA podcast. That has to be his topic. That would be huge. Yeah. That would be nuts.

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Are you serious? Where's Steve? Where is he? He's New Jersey. Okay. Looking for a grill. Yeah. Still at the... Traveling around. At the hardware store, you know. Yeah, I didn't know he was off this week. That kind of bummed me out. I guess that tells you that he's doing something right.

Yeah. Because Brandon's like, oh, he's off again. But Steven's like, oh, man. I am out tomorrow, Wednesday, and Thursday going to Tahoe. Same. Nice. Wait, really? No.

I'm working. I'm not going for vacation. We are working. Yeah, at the coolest spot ever. Listen, we have to do a lot of stuff you're gonna jump in the water what is the what are the rules for that like as far as the well we have just the curry family that did that yeah we have well we like sold the hell out of the week it's chill week we're doing a wakeboarding video tomorrow morning and i don't know how to

wakeboard oh that's going to be a problem I think you'll be able to do it. I don't think so. No chance, right? I have very, very low hopes. It's hard. I think you'll get on your knees, but I don't know if you'll get on your feet. Yeah, I don't think I have any chance. And then we're not playing in the tournament because we were asked if we wanted to play,

and then they asked for our handicaps, and they were like, you can't play. So, because we'd kill someone. What tournament? It's the Celebrity Pro-Am. So we're going to get like seven or eight interviews. For wakeboarding? No, for golf. He's just doing a wakeboarding.

We sold video. We have to do a couple videos. I think we're going to play some disc golf. I want to try that. We're doing a bunch of interviews with some of the celebrities. Nice. Yeah. I have a celebrities. Nice. Yeah.

I have a gift. Ooh. Two stipulations. For whom? Yeah, that's the stipulation. Only one person gets it because it's only one item. Okay. Second stipulation, you have to enjoy it.

What? You can't sell it. So how do we decide who gets it? Who wants it? I do. I'll take it. Shit. Maybe. Is that the only two people who wants it I do I'll take it shit maybe

is that the only two people who want it I think so I don't want to be rude I'm afraid to want it I have all I need I don't want it I'm interested

let's spin the wheel I'm interested spin the wheel Eliminator no Eliminator Eliminator can it be does it have to be

somebody on the show yeah okay well Max and Hank should be on the wheel yeah I'm excited for this gift I'm gonna win it Does it have to be somebody on the show? Yeah. Okay. Well, Max and Hank should be on the wheel. Yeah. I'm excited for this gift. I'm going to win it.

Was it something you got on vacation? It was gifted to me. Oh. So it can't be that good. Yeah, one of your stipulations is that we have to enjoy it. And you didn't. You didn't even follow your own stipulation. Well, that was the stipulation when it was gifted to me.

I have to give it away. Oh. Publicly. That's an interesting gift. Oh, Big Cat, I gave away a gift you gave me. Uh-oh. Which one? The key to the city of, uh... What city was that?

Oh, what was that? I brought it out to the bar in case anybody was gonna offer me coke, and I was to pull that out. What city is it? Somewhere in West Virginia. No, it's West Virginia. Where was the last Rough and Rowdy? Fuck.

Clarksburg? Maybe. But it fell out of my pocket and made the biggest noise. The dude was like, what the fuck is that? I was like, you want it? He was like, okay. Oh, okay, well. But I thought it was going to be a good gag

if anybody thought, yeah, I'll just do it. What's up with the algorithm just having every burner Twitter account talking about Coke? And bags and pictures. Coke is very popular. I saw a guy the other day who was like, Friday night, perfect for some run-scape?

Rune-scape? It's runes oh runescape and heroin heroin yeah that was crazy runescape is awesome heroin I've never done why is this happening though what is this people are very open

about their drug coke used to be something you hid yeah I think a lot of it too has to do with public likes aren't a thing anymore yeah well also I guess they are hiding it Because there's always burner accounts Yeah Yeah it's bizarre This was crazy

RuneScape and Heroic What the fuck What is that That's it Pretty straight forward Yeah I guess Are we going to credit Nikki Smokes For what Being early on bag talk online That's it. Pretty straightforward. Yeah, I guess. Are we going to credit Nicky Smokes?

For what? Being early on Bag Talk online? Oh, yeah, I guess so. And also credit to him for selling all those shirts. That was amazing. That was mildly impressive. Yeah, he earned his stripes. It was fun content. He just walked into my house last week.

Really? Mook invited him, but he's never been to my house, and I was downstairs, and I just heard footsteps. He just walked right in. Not a knocker a knocker no knocker especially for a house you've never been to before yeah that's weird you take your shoes off no but another guy did but was wearing flip-flops and was barefoot in my house oh ew yeah greg greg yeah yeah the white cheese not my one two two two but yeah greg walked in and he's i turned the corner barefoot i heard him like smacking off the hardwood does that gross you out i got pissed a little bit yeah you didn't say anything uh i did what'd

you say i said don't be that i said go put your shoes back on. What the hell are you doing, Greg? I see a lot of bare feet at TSA. Oh, yeah. It blows my mind every single time. I can't. Yeah, that's gross. Can't imagine doing that. Bare feet on a plane.

Yeah. Ew. No. All right, so we got to see who's getting this gift. Yes. Is KB on this wheel? Yes. Yes. Yeah Ew No Alright so wait So we gotta see who's getting this gift Yes Is KB on this wheel? Yes Yes

Oh you might Oh you might Mmhmm Okay After this I have a gift for all of you Oh Actually?

Yeah Not Titty? From Second Titty Someone else Ah fuck Well I wanted that gift Yeah. Not from someone else. Ah, fuck!

Well. I wanted that gift. I was going to enjoy the fuck out of it. You know I would have. Even if I didn't. No! For the best. Go, keep going.

You don't want it, Mook? I'm nervous, because what if I don't enjoy it? I don't think I'll enjoy it. I don't want to let you down. Thank you. No! Yeah. Who will enjoy it the most? Um...

Max? It's food food isn't it Yes Jar of peanut butter Where were you on vacation It wasn't vacation but I was in Jersey In Jersey Oh is it SWT

Is it what Saltwater taffy No But wait SWT made you it what? Saltwater Taffy. No. But wait, SWT made you. Does it also fit into that? Oh, Gator Tidus. All right. Just go one spin.

One spin. Gator Tidus. All right. Tidus wanted it. That's me. I win? You win. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Titus wanted it. That's me. I win? You win. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, it fits in his pocket. It is an old confection from 1989. Whoa. Yeah. You can eat it.

I'll eat it. What is it? It's the Ocean Spray Fruit Waves Hard Candy. From when? This is from 19... Well, it was made in 1989 debuted in 1990 but that actual one is from yes it's from my uncle he worked for warner lambert they collab with ocean spray this is from his 1990 box this is huge wait this is awesome i'm so jealous so when i said enjoy you don't

have to eat it but you can't sell it no you have to eat it right Right here, live on the air? I think so. I think you got it. Live on the air. Older than the World Wide Web. Yeah. Oh, my God. Will it still have flavor? Your intuition was right, Nick. This is too much pressure. Oh, yeah. Holy shit.

Fruit waves, hard candy, Korean raspberries. Why was your uncle holding on to it? He has boxes and boxes of old gums and candies. Oh, that's cool. Oh, my God. All right. I mean, I guess. So dive in.

Open it. This is exciting for me. I can sit. I'm nervous. Still sounds good. Yeah. Let's see. This is a collab with Ocean Spray.

Now, is it sticking in the thing or is it coming out easily we got uh sticking to the wrap oh it's very ill no uh you're kind of not enjoying it right now no no enjoy it you're kind of not enjoying it get out here we go i guess i guess no it's i feel like it used to be ruby red and now it's brown like it looks like a rollo it is that looks like heroin. That's tough. You better enjoy it. Here we go.

We're going in. Oh, God. Titus, what year were you born? 87. Okay. Yeah, that candy's 35. Not bad. Yeah.

What? I'm pleased. Enjoy it. I'm enjoying this. Enjoy it. I'm enjoying it. All right. Wow. Thank you. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well. I'm pleased. Enjoy it. I'm enjoying this. Enjoy it. I'm enjoying it. All right. Wow.

Thank you. Oh, my God. Yeah. It was really enjoyable. That sucks they're discontinued. Oh, yeah. That's almost a bad gift because you'll never be able to have another. You guys got to try one.

Oh, fuck you. Let me get a whack of it. God damn it. Yeah. Whack of it. I'll allow it. Let me get a whack of it. Let me get a whack of it. I'll allow it. I don't want to do that. Describe the taste profile. I could describe it, or you could try it yourself. Get a whack. That's lovely.

Yeah, it's good. This is really good. Really i enjoyed that take a hit of that moot you don't want that no tell us what you did that night though where's that mouth been Yeah Tastes like tits Yeah No it's good Nick you gotta try some You gotta try some of this It's so good dude Come on

After moo Titus you're all big and brave You were the first one Well you got two options here It's either after moo or after poo No I'm absolutely not putting that in my mouth Oh Nick's already gagging. No!

Oh, no, no, no. Not bad, Kate. No, no, no. No! Finish this off. Tight as you want. Tight as you want it. Finish this off, Kate.

I'm going to try to get Max to come back in. Oh, yeah. You can have a taste of it. Jerry. Jerry! It retained the taste. It did retain, kid. I'm going to try to get Max to come back in. Oh, yeah. Jerry. Jerry! It retained the taste. It did retain the taste. I don't know what I expected. Max!

Jerry! Max and Jerry! I got to piss. This is pretty fucked up. Should I just put it on the floor until I get here? No, no. Hold it. Jerry will take a whack of it.

Jerry needs to clear his gay alley. Yeah. Oh my god. I just like saying whack of it because that Tom Hardy movie. What's the Tom Hardy movie? I don't know. Venom? Come here.

Have a whack of this candy. A whack? We all just tried it. No alcohol. It could be fermented. No, no. It's not. You're positive? Yes. I wouldn't do that to you. No, that would be fucked up. It's not. We all tried it, but there's only one

piece left, so we all tried it. It came out in 1989. 89? 89. Older than machine gun kelly it's a caramel no no no yeah you're gonna have a whack of the brown can i try it yeah yeah what do you think we all tried it i don't think you realize well max have a have a quick yeah let max have it max yeah we all had just give him a little bit. Just give him a little bit. We've all done this. Yeah, we've all tried. It's been in everyone's mouth.

Yeah. There's a bad aftertaste. No, I thought it was pretty good. That's probably KB. I already had it. I think we've all... Kate's the only one who hasn't tried it. That's okay.

I'm okay. No, I'm good. I just had this buffalo chicken salad as well. Oh, so now you got a little... TJ, does this fuck up your diet? No, I'm whacking I'm good Oh so now you got TJ TJ does this fuck up Your diet Nah I'm lacking it

Alright I'm lacking it Finish it off TJ Wait let's have Every dude in the office Listen we're doing What KB wanted Everyone's enjoying it

This is the best case I just called TJ TV Oh yeah get a whole line up Don't finish it No And whoever finishes it Loses Whoever gets the last The last speck of it I just called TJ TV. Oh, yeah. Get a whole lineup. Don't finish it. No. And whoever finishes it loses. Whoever gets the last speck of it.

We got to keep passing it around. It's pretty good. All right. Go give it to... Maybe more fellows. 89 is the case? Give it to the people out here, yeah. Debuted in 1990. My uncle claims it was made in 1989.

He gave it to you? He gave it to me. And it was like, hey, this is never opened? Never opened. Did he want you to eat it? He wanted me to do my thing with it. Okay. He wanted me to have creative control.

What do you think? He did. You were fired up to come in here. Yeah. Part of the show. We're going to have you. We have someone come in and. Part of the show. We're going to have you, we have someone come and do the gauntlet later.

Jackie, take a whack. Everyone gets mono. Suck on it, Jack. Oh, God. Everyone after Jack is going to get high now. Yeah. Well, the moment Jerry

had it, it started to get a little sketchy. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, it's good, huh? From 89. Yeah, it's pretty good. Everyone's having a little whack. Literally everyone's putting it in their mouth.

Why is this happening? Rick, you finish it off. Rick, you let everybody cut in front of you. Yeah, Rick. The fast pass. All right, Rick. Enjoy, Rick. Enjoy, Rick.

No, no, Jerry, you got to stay. You got more? Well, is there anything you want to say? Yeah. No, bro. Dave texted me, too. I don't know what he's thinking. What'd he say? He's like, hey texts me, too. I don't know what he's thinking. What'd he say?

He's like, hey, it's okay. Yeah, it is. Dude. We stand by you and Sketch, but you, too. For sure. I stand by Sketch, too. Right, but we know that you and Sketch have had a tough day. Why me?

Well, the clip. The clip. Dude, that was just theatrics. Good D. Good D. I love that. Like defense. The clip. Dude, that was just theatrics. Good D. Good D. Like defense. Time to cook here, bro. Look at us.

Me and my brother, Jerry. We are rumored lovers. We don't kiss. We don't kiss and tell. What did I say? What did I say? We don't kiss. We don't kiss and tell.

You like that? That's tough. Not kissing and telling is literally telling about how you've kissed. True. You think it's real? Has he texted you back? No. He hasn't texted me back.

Do I think it's real? Yeah. Yeah. I do. I've seen a couple videos and it's like, it's tough. I mean, I don't know how good AI is. I would assume it's pretty good, but birthmarks line up. Pimples.

Oh, okay. So you really watched his videos. Jesus. No, I did, but I'm saying, like, the way people, like, posted about it. Well, the video was all blurred, wasn't it? Or not the one you saw? Oh, no. Tate has full videos.

Oh. Yeah, Tate has, like, videos. He has the full thing. You guys were just sitting in there watching it? I mean, I wouldn't say we're just, like, sitting around watching it, but we were, like, just watching it. You were sitting in there watching it. Yeah, while sitting.

Yeah, we were sitting there watching it, but, like, not like, oh, this is great, I'm going to get off to this. Just like, okay, if, um... It's not going to go well. Yeah think This is not going to go well Yeah it's not going to go well Come on Keep going Keep going

Drake Yeah You watched it Yeah Sitting down I was actually standing Alright fair But like everybody wanted to see Drake

Right? But that wasn't gay porn That was just a dick It's true Okay yeah I'm backing myself up Either way we've made our statement Everybody wanted to see Drake. Right? But that wasn't gay porn. That was just a dick. It's true. Okay, yeah. I'm backing myself up. Either way, we've made our statement.

We stand by sketch. Of course. Yeah, for sure. 100%. I'm impressed he got that gig before he was even famous. Yeah. Yes. Also, I will say this. If that is him, why wouldn't he just delete all that stuff?

I don't know if it's his page. I don't know if it's his page. I don't know if it's his. Oh, okay. Gotcha. You think these are hackers? I don't know. The people who are doing it are dicks. Yeah.

That's for sure. Yeah, no, for sure. Jack had a good point. He said possibly somebody was trying to probably get money out of it. Yeah. And Sketch was just ignoring it until the guy just finally posted it or something. Fucked up. I mean.

You throw your full weight behind him? 100%. Yeah, we love Sketch. It might make him more popular. I think it will. Absolutely will. Okay, I put it this way. Jack made another good point. Jackie Tables. Good points today. If it's real, drop the link. He'll get so many purchases.

Oh, true. But you're like the mouthpiece for him here because you kind of thrusted him into the... Yeah, Nick. I'm done here. This is crazy. Nick's too good for me. No, no. You missed Titus doing it.

Yeah, you did. Put your full weight upon him. See you, Jerry. Team win. We did it. Look at Jerry. Jerry. You want to do

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a pack near you. Ah, Brandon. Brandon still got it. Still got it. That's good. What does Dukes mean in lacrosse terms? What does that mean? I think that's the only way he can

adjust to the nation. What the fuck was that? In lacrosse terms. Son, we're getting divorced. Okay, explain that to me. Lacrosse terms. Pep Every signed. That was awesome. Oh, yeah.

Huge pump for him. And Roan. Just need to figure out a way to get him to sign with the Bulls or the Bucks. His trip once again. dude. Just need to figure out a way to get him to sign with the Bulls or the Bucks. And get Rome to move here. His trip, once again, looks crazy. Amazing. I knew Rome looked

so sick in a kimono. I fucking knew it. Of course he did. Dickhead. I feel like he just always knows where to go, too. They're going to all the coolest spots. Looks awesome. The best. And Sass went and caught a fish. a couple fish and then somebody said catch and release and or uh kill and eat and sass responded with kill and release

he's like what montana is that where he is i don't. He's like off the grid, wasn't he? I think Wyoming. Did Clemmer get any more hats this week? He should have. You got the Rocky. You got Colorado, right? Look at that. So he got Colorado. That's good. And it wasn't a Rockies hat, technically.

It's a Coors Field, but... People are invested. Where were you guys when the new Sweeney dropped? I didn't know the new Sweeney dropped I've been pretty much offline Sidney Sweeney Oh She posts Who's Sweeney?

I thought you meant Sweeney Todd I thought a secret came out He's back to cutting more hair Sidney Sweeney lit up the internet I think it was like Friday She like chipped it Yeah just a lot of Show them both?

A lot of Bush. Sort of. Wait, what? Bush? Bush? No Bush. Oh. No Bush.

What did she show? Just a great, great selfies from her. Oh, her breasts? Yeah. I mean, at this point, we get it. They're big. They're two of them. Mook will only get to see one if he's lucky.

That would be the coolest thing I could die happy haven't she shown? yeah Euphoria we saw Nip in Euphoria? sex yeah but they're high schoolers yeah which was weird

I always thought that when I watched it over and over Plan Brie Uncut had their biggest episode ever with the hawk to a girl and then next week put out the anus episode. An all time boneheaded move. Damn. Did not see that coming. Forgot about that. My heart sunk. I was like

oh my god. Because I forgot what I said. They were capturing, they had the hot hand with Hawk Tua. First interview ever. And then just immediately five steps backwards. I think they had to edit out more than half of the interview. Yeah, we were down there for an hour.

Oh, that's good. Damn good. 35 minutes came out of it. Oh, it was only... We were there for a while. Shout out to those ladies. Yeah, Zach Bryan released his new album, too. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, everyone's loving it. He's the man. Yeah, he lives in Sass' neighborhood That's right And Sass' parents are scared For their lives They go to the damn neighborhood Platinum selling artist moved in across the street

Oh man Okay so I have my gifts Oh yeah So these are not from me They're not my gifts My brother Oh fuck yes My brother Ryan His Instagram is phillycards25,

got us custom-made cards, I believe. So you each have... This is sweet. Like your actual brother-brother? Yes. Handsome. Oh, this is awesome. KB.

Every time we've been out with him, he's gotten into a fight, right? Yes. Yeah. Real good guy. For you, I think. Me. Mark. Is he in Philly? Yes. Nick. Oh, they're labeled and everything. Yeah, they're like

packaged in... Thank you. Oh, there's a heft to it. Yeah. So he got these custom. He watches every day. He's a big fan. This is awesome. Oh, god. Oh, there's a heft to it. Oh my god. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah, so he got these custom. He watches every day. He's a big fan, so. This is awesome. Oh, shit.

No way. Show them. Let's show them. That's so cool. Oh, whoa. Are they refractors? Has our little tagline on the back. Wait, I got, wait.

Oh, fuck yeah. Hold on. Is this a prank? Why, what'd... Wait. Oh, fuck yeah. Hold on. Is this a prank? Why? What'd you get? Mine is mook. That has no value. I don't want this. I probably have yours. Okay.

Hopefully. This is so cool. This is really cool. Big shout out PhillyCards25. And it's the little peach high noon can that I love. This is so cool. This is really cool. Big shout out. Philly Cards 25? Yes. And it's the little peach high noon can that I love. Wow. Oh.

Let me have mine. Did he make these? He got them custom made from his boy. Oh, my God. That's so cool. Wow, these are awesome. Do I ruin it if I take it out of the... Does his boy have a link?

That's awesome. Tambo 1-1? Yep. What's your write-up about you on the back? Host on the Mark Titus Show, mostly sports. He is part of the And Co. on the Yak with Big Cat and Co. Oh, wow. Titus has been a team member of the Smock and Dozen trivia team since 2021.

That's it. I think mine's a little bit older because mine's just Nick spent time as a graphic designer at Ohio State University after graduating from West Virginia, eventually leading him to do an opportunity to do graphics at Barstool. So this is before I was even on tape is when this came out. Yeah. out yeah mine says oh so pardon my take yak and the rundown football guys guy i only bet overs hold record for most stingrays pet at the shed aquarium make a wish uh for steven shea connor mook and jersey jerry what it's pretty nice what the fuck damn also he just put a picture of bob on mine it's not even my face. Who's Bob?

From the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Okay. Fuck yeah. These are sick. Yeah, this is awesome. These are awesome. Why does mine say third best tits on the yak? Does it? Oh.

Yours don't explode when they play about its seeps. Oozing breast. But yeah, they're downtown cards which are big in the card community they're like modeled after that parallel of cards thanks Mook and thanks to your brother shout out to Ryan

that's awesome alright anything else you spin the wheel it's great to be back. Wait, so I'm out. Oh, you just jumped right into it. Oh, no. What?

Oh, I don't remember. We don't do mousetrap anymore. It says we do glue trap. What does that mean? Oh, we're going to buy some glue traps. And I think you have 30 seconds to run away from everybody else with one. And they stick you. Okay.

But, Kate, you're sprying quick. Yeah. So we've got to figure out who's going to get stuck. Yeah, let's do Eliminator. There's like 25 people on the show. Oh, that's right. Oh, we had a long ask. Safety in numbers.

Safety in numbers. Yeah, that's true. So we all have mouse trapsps and we throw them at them glue traps I think we I don't know we'll chase you down you have to like physically stick it on them maybe

I feel like Roan needs to explain this it was a Roan idea he said take mousetrap off put glue trap on okay and then we said sure and then we sat there like five seconds later and we're like but what does that mean It was a Roan idea He said take mousetrap off Put glue trap on Okay And then we said sure And then we sat there Like five seconds later And we're like

But what does that mean What does it mean Yeah No one even knows But that's the beauty of it Yeah We gotta plan Our day at the lake

Brandon's house we have to we gotta do that I've always wanted to see the blob in action in person I don't know if that would be possible I don't know if he has a blob we'll have to bring him a blob

you would need a crane a crane so that you could blob get on some Dobrik shit We'll have to bring him a blob. Even if he has a blob. Blob. Blob. You would need a crane. A crane. Why? So that you could blob. Get on some Dobrik shit. Yeah. But the blob by itself does nothing.

You have to jump off something. Right. That was pretty cool of me that I got that cut. Dobrik shit. Yeah. Crane. What do you think is September? August.

August. I feel like there's a lot. Yeah. I know we have summer camp. Yeah. What is that? Yeah. We're lot. Yeah, I know we have summer camp. Yeah, what is that? We're going up to, we rented an actual summer camp. Oh my god. And we're going for the whole office is going for three days.

Oh, shit. Yeah. We're doing the Yak from there? I think so, but we're doing like a bunch of competitions and stuff. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Is it like everyone staying in little cabins? Yeah, I think so.

Remember Bug Juice? I think it's a legit summer camp. Bug Juice? That sounds familiar. The Disney Channel show? I remember Bug Juice. They followed the dramas of summer camp. Oh, I remember that.

The cabins were against each other. Oh, yeah. All right, TJ, I guess spin. Glue drop. Yeah, TJ, I guess spin. Glutrap. Yeah, I still don't understand. This is going to suck, though, it feels like, right? Yeah, I think Glutrap rips skin. Yeah, but isn't there some sort of lotion you can...

No lotion. Okay. No lotion allowed. We forgot to say that part all right that sucks he would have free would have a great freak out from Brandon who did mostly sports with you today nobody yeah hmm just kind of a soul one-man show now

one-man show what would you call like your solo show I don't really thought about it yeah mostly Titus God damn it. It's never Titus never I just never gets glue traps I Don't even know if I should be worried Is this so is this a worrisome thing? I think maybe. Oh, yeah.

You think so? I think it'll be fun. I think it's on par with what we do. So we just... I think it'll be funny. Throw the glue traps at people? I think... I think they should have a chance to escape.

Okay. But not too good of a chance. Right. I think maybe we will be on the left and right And have to run straight down A human sized glue trap That might kill What's that mixture that like if you stand on it

You sink but if you run on it What? Could we do that? So we could make An enormous oobleck. You have to run through it, and we can shoot airsoft guns at you. You have to get dizzy before, too. But what if we made a big vat of oobleck and basically like,

Hey, go ahead. As long as you're running, you're fine. And then eventually they'll get tired, and they'll just sink. I like a vat of oobleck. Let's get a vat of oobleck, then. Yeah. It's a human size I want it big enough though that they go down to like their neck

yeah I think they did that on Mythbusters can you make it big enough for that? me? yeah like an above ground pool and then like oobleck? 100 pounds of cornstarch alright this all sounds pretty easy right?

Nick you hank back whoever can stay on top of the oobleck longest All right. Like Hank and Max. This all sounds pretty easy, right? Nick, you Hank, Max, and boy. It's not. Whoever can stay on top of the oobleck longest. Yeah, well, I want someone to sink. This is good. No. No, this isn't good for you, Nick. No, you're fucked.

Oh, no, Nick. It's not going to be me. Death by oobleck. There's no chance. Like the horse in Neverending Story oh this is good oh no I remember that Atreyu

that was sad whoever loses has to bring their pet and put it in oh my god yeah this is kill your dog wheel alright so this is kill your dog wheel. All right, so this is either White Boy Rick or Hank. Yeah, this is a good crew.

He doesn't have to do it. Oobleck, a giant baby pool of Oobleck. I'm excited now. Can we get it done by Friday? Oobleck Friday? Oobleck Friday, yeah. What's the biggest vat of Oobleck that's ever been done? I think Logan Paul did a swimming pool once.

Oh, okay. So does he need cornstarch? I think it's just cornstarch and water. What's the score? Two nothing, Hank. Of course, four nothing would be piss in the oobleck. You have to piss in the oobleck. No, you have to drop a turd on it. be piss in the oobleck. You have to piss in the oobleck. No, you have to drop a turd on it.

We pee in the oobleck. Yeah, and he has to stay above. Yeah, right. It's not water. Nobody's done that. Oh, no. It's a sweep. It's a sweep. One more. For Rick.

Yeah, he'd have to get in piss black No Emmits Rickles to blue black All right, yeah, boy Rick and new blacklack on Friday. On Friday, yeah. Can we just get like a big garbage can? One of those big... I think it needs to be wide, too.

I want to see him like go all the way... He's 6'5". If you're not moving in it, you'll sink in it. Yeah. So he needs room to move. Yeah. So it needs to have some height to it. We need like a clear...

Yeah, big fish tank of some sort. I don't know how we get that. Like a clear above ground pool. I'll talk to Paige. We need like a clear. Yeah. Big fish tank of some sort. I don't know. How would we get that? Like a clear above ground pool. I'll talk to Paige. She can get that. Okay. All right. You have somebody doing the gauntlet?

Uh, no, he's, he's late. So he's into PMT. Okay, guys. Have fun.

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