The Yak - Mook Learns How to Spell the Word "Restaurant" | The Yak 6-26-24

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, hold that up. Welcome to the Yak. Hello. Four of us today. Titus' birthday hangover. Roback.com. I'm feeling it.

A little calm down. Brandon with the haircut. We're all feeling it. Haircut boy. Mm-hmm. RHOBACK.com with the haircut. We're all feeling it. Haircut boy. Mm-hmm. RHOBACK.com. Shorts, hoodies, joggers, Q-zips. Yep. I'm wearing the Roback shorts right now.

Looking sexy as fuck. Shorts. That's what Titus told me before the show started. There you are, you little mink. Yep. Yep. So Roback. Roback.com.

400% off. Code YAT. We have a new logo. Look at that thing. In the middle of this studio. Yeah, I just noticed it. Nobody gave anybody in this room a heads up. I don't know if we're supposed to get a heads up.

I assume Big Cat got a heads up, I assume. Probably not. No one else did? He didn't. That's a problem. TJ, did you get a heads up? Did anybody in the booth get it? Yeah, I did.

Okay. Oh. And you didn't? But we can't step on the logo on the way to our seats and our seats are right by the logo i think i could clear that logo etiquette you can't in locker rooms it is but are we in the locker room or is this our arena this is the arena well i would say this is the locker room and that's the arena yeah but this is where we do the show this is where we do we get we will lock it on we flip it on its head because we get ready

for the show by fucking around in the arena. Right, and then we come to the locker room to do the show. And then we come to the locker room. And then we do some locker room talk. We got carpet. We got lockers. Can anybody broad jump this? Yes.

You should be able to broad jump this, right? Yes. JB, can you broad jump that? What does broad jump mean? No running? No running. Just from a standing position, jump over there. It can't be done.

No. I think it can be done. It cannot be done. Not in this era. Not I think it can be done. It cannot be done. Not in this era. Not in the modern era. Yeah. It cannot be done. I'll do it.

I once got up my nerve because I wanted to. I could run and jump pretty good. And when I was 17 years old, I was going to jump the kiddie pool, the concrete kiddie pool at the country club. And it was built into the ground. And I didn't quite make what's it so the i hurt real bad we're going to jump from concrete onto other concrete and there was a there was a there's there's a pool an olympic size pool and beside it there was a kiddie pool

there's about you know six inches a foot dupe a foot dupe and uh so it was a foot deep and i was going to run and jump it and i think it was about 10 to 12, maybe more than that across, probably 12 feet across, 10 feet across. Whatever it was across, I thought I could do it, and I had been building it up all summer, and I was going to do it, and I'm going to fucking do it. And I would run beside it, and I would cover it, and then I ran and I ran and I jumped,

and my left foot made it and my right foot didn't. Oh, so it was a bad mess. That's a big risk. And then did you bleed? Badly. And then everybody was watching because I'd been built up, and I walked around the corner, and I just collapsed. I collapsed behind the tennis courts, and it was rough.

It was bad. I would go to the pool and steal people's flip phones. Would you? Yeah. Just hide them? Super easy, yeah. Would you hide them or sell them or what? I would just hide them or easy yeah or would you hide them or like sell them or what i would just keep them i regret it yeah that was fucked that was evil that was bad yeah

shouldn't have done i'm kidding i didn't do that but a lot of people did yeah it is easy there is something about the pool on the beach that you just assume stealing stuff is easier at the pool it's very easy yeah there's like a social contract, though, that like, when I park my car and I'm going into a restaurant, I hide everything because I'm like, it is within the realm of possibility that someone will smash my windows and steal shit. And you lock your car.

And I'm like, yeah, this is, I am part of society where theft happens. When I go to the beach and the pool, there's an understanding between me and the criminals, this is a sacred space. This is on my childhood. I'm going to put my wallet in my shoe, and you're not going to touch it. When I'm flopping around in the water,

you can't be stealing my stuff. You can't steal my stuff. I'm having a blast. You can't do that. Are you saying in Chicago specifically? No, just in cities. The beach is correct, though. You go to the beach, and you have maybe your sunglasses, your wallet, your keys,

and you just leave them in your flip-flop, and you think that's perfect. But I'm saying, like, if you told me, Brandon, if you told me you're like, dude, the craziest thing happened last night, I had my laptop stolen from my car. I'd be like, well, what happened? You're like, I just left it on the front seat. There's an Apple logo on it. I'll come back, and the window's smashed. I'd be like, you you're like i just left it on the front seat there's an apple logo on it i'll come back and the window smash i'd be like you fucking idiot why did you leave your laptop there but if you did that at a pool if you're like i got my phone

stolen at the pool i'd be like we have to execute this story not at the pool not when someone's having a blast yeah do you guys ever have like a a pool you went to the whole summer? Every day? Every single day you were at that pool? I never owned a pool at my house, but we joined the country club just so I could go to the pool every day. I've joined multiple different swim clubs, things like that. Play stickball. That's an elite summer, man. When you get in a good groove with the right friends and the right routine, that's a hard summer to be.

I'll see you at the pool tomorrow. Every day. You don't have to say. I'll see you at the pool tomorrow. Every day. And you don't have to say it. You just go to the pool. You both show up at the same time, and then you leave at the same time. Maybe you hang out at each other's house that night, but you're going to be at the pool again tomorrow. Oh, yeah.

The downside was my parents made me join the swim team. They thought you were learning to swim very well? I was fat, so they were like, you need to get in shape. And every day at 7 a.m. I'd have to go to swim practice and wear a Speedo, and I had big old titties. At what age? Like 11. That's an age where you kind of have some say ahead of your people.

I had no say. Is swimming the one sport where the only practice is just doing the sport? Cross country. I guess cross country. Yeah. How do you coach? There's no real – are there swimming drills. How do you coach? There's no real swimming drill. How do you coach swimming?

Yeah. Get in the water and go as fast as you can. I guess you could tighten the stroke up a little bit. You could practice relays, the little flip you do. Oh, when he gets done, you go. Yeah. That's an easy one. We just practiced. Yeah.

I guess there's other sports. I guess running. Swimmers, cross country runners, wrestlers are all very similar. Yeah. In so much as what? It's hard to say. Okay. They're all weird.

Just weird, weird, weird people. Any dedicated athlete to a niche sport is going to be weird. But anyone who plays a sport that can't be played recreationally or casually is weird that person has to have a dedication and an effort level that is beyond normal people and like but some there are some people who aren't weren't good at all but didn't mind the torturous practices and losing and that's just you that takes a weird person yeah it's i look at the wrestling stuff that you do and what you have to go through. Doing that and then never winning.

I was miserable in high school when I was winning. There were kids who sucked, and they were laughing every day, having a blast. I was like, what are you doing? Quit. I only ever think of the wrestlers that are good. When I picture going through wrestling practice and stuff, I'm like, that fucking sucks, but being able to take a man down and own him on the mat, that fucking sucks. But like, I don't know, being able to take a man down

and fucking own him on the mat, like that would be kind of cool, I guess. But it never crosses my mind that there are a lot of guys that would suck ass every wrestling. There are guys who would go in and just get the shit beat out of them every day, go through torturous conditioning workouts, and they had a blast.

I was like, what? That was me on the football team. Football can be fun. Football was fun. Did it make them better men? No. No, dumber men. They were like cutting weight, and I was like, why when we're –

we're not having fun. We're depleted. Stop trying to laugh. Yeah. That's just bros being bros. They're just looking for more bros to hang out with. I think they're just bros being bros. They're just looking for more bros to hang out with. I think they're going overboard with being bros. That's too far being bros.

Yeah, but some bros need an organized sport to find other bros. But why wrestling? Yeah, when we're on the bus and I'm in a sauna suit spitting into a cup, don't start sing-alongs with me. Sing-alongs don't start like singing don't like football's the best if you don't have an athletic bone in your body and you just want to be a part of something high school football because you can blend you can just get away with you can get away with not burning any calories yeah yeah you you will there will be like one

practice a year where you get thrown into the oklahoma drill and you're just like oh fuck but otherwise yeah if you're just like, oh, fuck. But otherwise. Yeah, if you're bad enough, they won't even expect anything out of you at practice. Yeah. You can just chill. Hey, Nick. That's new.

Yeah, that thing right there. I fucking love that thing. That was part of the original mock for the studio, by the way. They just didn't do it. Oh. Well, they've done it now. Are we allowed to step on it? We haven't.

Yeah, it's in the arena. That's what we were supposed to be in? What's that? That looks nothing. What? That's a 2K loading screen. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. It kind of does, actually, the more you look at it. Wait, yeah, it's kind of similar. We just don't have that red half of a wall. That looks way bigger. Yeah, that checks out. Six TVs. They do look like one.

That looks huge. Two lockers. Wow, why does it look so much bigger? No, that's it. There's a hanging plant in that one. We don't have a hanging plant. The stool's red. Maybe that's it.

We should get more hanging plants around this place. Titus, do you got plant life going along in your apartment? We try. We try many times. Like six failed? Yeah, neither one of us are good at watering plants as it turns out and we've also we got the fucking thing under the window we spent a lot of money when spring hit the what do we call it the planters that you put like you know like the window things first of all there's no skill level that can you water plants

or not so you're not bad at watering you can You can overwater. You just don't water plants. Well, you can overwater. And so what I keep fucking up is like, oh, it's going to rain today. I don't need to water them. And then it doesn't rain or something, and then I don't know. Give them too much water. So we're trying to fix that, but I've not been good at keeping plants alive. I'll let my wife water the plants and cook and clean.

And build all your shit. And build all my shit and carry your seed and yes carry my seed you have a builder wife huh she'll build things yeah that's amazing um she did build my weight bench that i bought a couple of weeks ago and it collapsed immediately upon my weight so i don't have a weight right now now. So still waiting for that bench. Are you talking about like a bench press? Yeah. You got on it and it collapsed? I went ass to bench before I even laid down, ass to bench right down to the ground. You call it a weight bench?

That's what I called it, yeah. What do you call it, just a bench? A bench. But if I just said a bench, you wouldn't have known. I had to qualify it with weight. But I was thinking WAIT bench, which is like what a bench, a lot of benches are weight qualify it with weight but i was i was thinking wait bench which is like what a bench a lot of benches are weight benches wow yeah almost all yeah everything's a weight not it well some benches are no they're all weight benches aren't they

yeah yeah because if a weight bench is too comfy it becomes a couch yeah thanks kyle it's all you're getting. You should be happy with that. Benches. Nice haircut. Thanks. Did you guys already say that? I said haircut.

A new haircut. Yeah. I went to Funk's. Did you pay him for your uncle? I did. I had to pay him $100 for my uncle. Apparently, Uncle Doug texts Funk all the time. He texts him.

What an unlikely friendship. So apparently they both like to collect guns. Hell yeah. And my Uncle Doug texted him and said, hey, help me find this piece right here. So now they're piece hunting together. A piece being like a firearm? Yeah, and then Uncle Doug also, I know, I've told him not to, but I'm almost certain he still texts Big Cat.

He definitely still texts people up here. And he's, he made lifelong friends in the trip. And he was here four days. Him and Funk are just buddies. That's awesome. Yeah, good for them, I guess. But, yeah, I went to Funk's. It was great.

Great place down on Dearborn. You get a cigar and a Playboy? I didn't get a cigar or a Playboy, but I did go to the bathroom, which is covered in Playboys. Did you guys locker room talk? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Word pussy was said a lot.

Does Funk a taken man? I believe he is. I would love to see him work. I bet you he has the lines, the moves, the peacocking. He's got the peacocking. Yeah. He's one of my favorite people. Funk?

Yeah, he's a great guy. Great guy. Great guy. And he does your right. Did my hair right and did my beard, too. So the level of conversation versus cut was perfect, you'd say. Well, yes, yes. And I like a very low conversation level

at my haircut yep yeah um he he he drives it a little bit more but when he senses that i'd like to back off he backs it gets it he gets it did the hot towel oh yeah and it was too hot but i couldn't tell him i was i was i was dying in there while i had the hot towel on how hot was the towel it was a hot towel. Really hot towel. Was it on your face? Uh-huh. Probably opened up those pores.

It did. It did. My pores were right open. And still had a good time. Shout out to Funk. Do you guys ever... Here we go. Get ready.

Do you ever fall asleep in the barber chair? No. We've done this dance. We have? You're the only one. I've gotten close. But no, I haven't fallen asleep. I've gotten this dance. We've done this with you. We have? Okay. You're the only one. I've gotten close, but no, I haven't fallen asleep.

I've gotten very close. I wouldn't want to do that. I just don't want to talk. I don't like talking. I don't like talking. And I have, Funk's the first man I've gone to in 30 years.

I've always gone to women. I like, I like women. You like titty on the back. I like titty on the shoulder and the elbow, yeah. Like an airplane pillow. Mm-hmm.

So, this is my first non-titty experience in a while i only go to guys i can't i go to my guy bennett right now bennett yeah i'll put you in touch with bennett you put me into you're going i'll put you in touch with bennett i would love to because i'm tired of straight men they only want to talk how'd you know my bennett is you're bennett yeah shit you're bennett yeah shit

what else uh seven three chinese girl seven five yeah she's seven five she's 16 years old but like this is after the seven foot nine american white guy that's going to florida seven nine seven three teen girl is that's crazy you're. 7'9". 7'3 teen girl is crazy. That's crazy. You're right. With the amount of people China has, of course they have one. It's statistically impossible not to have one. Can you believe this Chinese kid is good at violin?

Yeah. Is she nasty? She doesn't do anything. She just turns. I don't want to make it like a thing. I feel bad. Is that nasty? I don't, like, I don't. Well, she doesn't do anything. She just turns. Yeah, I don't want to make it like a thing. I feel. Yeah, is that basketball? I could take her. You could take her.

I could take her, yeah. You couldn't, Titus. I could fucking. I don't think I could. Indonesia doesn't look prepared for her. I would school her. You could cook her. Fucking.

Indonesia? Cross her up. That's who they were playing right there. It was on the jersey. She's on, like, a world team. Yeah. She probably plays for China. And then they were playing Indonesia there. She's on like a world team? Yeah. She probably plays for China. And then they were playing Indonesia.

That's like qualifying games, right? That's not... That was some sort of... Junior... U18 Asian Cup. I think that was the U18 Asian Cup. Which is U18 is under 18. That's what the U stands for.

So what do they call after is it a 18 uh i think it's just basketball you see your dad's calling the nba the mnba on twitter oh is he yeah he's staying at my place oh yeah your dad's at your place at my place for the past three days wait can we get him here your dad's in chicago yeah how's he been he's been rambunctious what there was a specific day that he was going crazy on Twitter. Every time I would reload, tweet, tweet, tweet. Yeah, he's having a blast. And what's he doing in Chicago?

What's he doing for fun? They're at the dunes right now. Oh, okay. Despite, you know, I always wanted to go. What are the dunes? The Indiana dunes. Oh, they're awesome. I've heard of those.

What are they? They're sand dunes on the lake. They're actual sand dunes. Yeah. It's a national park. Or a national dune. I don't know. I guess I've heard Indiana dunes.

I have no idea. I've never had any idea. Kyle's a big dune guy. I love dunes. You love dunes. There's one dune where that's the one we talked about, where if you can't make it back up, you have to pay like $1,000 to get it helicoptered out.

Wait, wasn't that one of your most underrated things? Dunes. Yeah, sand dunes. I'd like to see the Indiana dunes because I have no reference for what's around them. You said they were at the lake? Yeah. Somebody said that?

It's basically a beach. Yeah, an extended beach. Tall beach. Tall beach. Tall beach. Yeah, it's pretty much that. Kyle, are you letting Doug sleep in your bed? No, he's on the couch.

He's on the couch. Not going to bunk up with the old man? No. Pretty cool. I got him on the VR. He loves it. Yeah. Is he off of Stizzy?

No, no. I'm off Stizzy's, and I'm cranky. What's he doing on VR? I showed him the Wander app where you just go and he took him to his old hometown and he was looking for Indian people. Why was he looking for Indian people? There's a lot in Parsippany, New Jersey. Did he find any on Wander? Immediately.

Yeah. Yeah, by the lake. Can you wander in any town or is it just certain? It needs the Google Street View coverage. So most cities, but like back roads in some neighborhoods in cul-de-sacs don't have it, but you can go pretty much anywhere. I feel like I've lost put-on status. I've been trying to put this on for so long, and no one has been like, yeah, I love it.

I thought it was just your thing, though. I didn't feel like you were trying to put us onto it you were just it is my thing but i would love to like hear other people be like i'll check it out i love this too because it's not like something i recommend it's something that i live by it's on the oculus right i got the any of the vr sets yeah well i might i might check it out i didn't know that you were presenting it in that way i thought you were just saying this is this is what k Kyle Bauer's doing in his spare time. I thought it was like a keep out my thing kind of deal. Because you know how you get.

I guess. I guess it would be rewarding to have other people be like, I love this too. But you want to get the credit for showing them. Yes. I'll check it out tonight. Will you? I will. Give me an honest review. If my sons will get off the Oculus long enough for me to get on the Oculus,

because they like to do sword fighting and golf and whatnot. Long ass strings. So long. Wait, hold on. I can't stop looking. Kyle, look at these. Are those aftermarket? Chris and Kyle.

I was so pissed at these. You can't even tie them in triple knots. Kyle. Those are nice shorts, too. Longest shorts. The longest. Wait, can you stand up? Stand up.

Please. Too long, brother. Too long. What? Who are these for? Were you pissed when you got them? Yeah. Strings are too long.

You'd have to quadruple knot those. I'd have to tie them around again. All the way around the waist. I have a Deutsch update. Oh, whoa. We need it. Get a text message yesterday from Duncan Robinson. Oh, yeah. Great name for a Deutsch update. Oh, whoa. We need it. Get a text message yesterday from Duncan Robinson. Oh, yeah.

Great name for a basketball player. I did not think that was going this way. Tells me that he grew up with Deutsch or something. Yeah. He's like, he's a hooper. Yeah, he can hoop. And I was like, I need to know everything about Deutsch. Certified from Duncan? He's a great guy, but he's like, yeah, you guys should... He said you guys should hire him.

And I was like, yeah, I mean, he's... Wait. Hold on. Deutsch grew up with Duncan Robinson. Duncan Robinson's probably 28, 25? I don't know. 30? Yeah, but I'm guessing. What do you think? I think he's like 28.

I thought Deutsch, when I saw him the other day, was 45 years old. That's not me. I thought he's 28. It's anybody's guess. I thought Deutsch, when I saw him the other day, was 45 years old. No. That's not me. I thought he was 30-ish. I thought he was older. He might be under 30. Yeah.

Oh, he's 30. So that means Deutsch is 30. I thought Deutsch was around my age when I saw him. No. He seemed like a grown man like me. I mean, that's what chugging beers like that will do to you. Grizzle you. I guess he wasn't even grizzled.

Maybe I was just seeing the Pat Summitt in maybe i saw him as pat summit that could be it i saw him giving birth on a plane but deutsch now has an nba player validating his basketball he was like a hooper in high school that's what he said yeah but we saw him dunk and it looked yeah so that layers the legend of deutsch but i'm saying like he's he actually can yeah you can actually he just isn't just like a wantonon Don has a Deutsch story about a girlfriend that Deutsch had, and I'll let Wanton Don tell it. Yeah. Wanton Don apologized profusely this morning for striking me during the cage race.

You were struck. And I said, do you remember it? And he said, no, I don't remember that or throwing up in the shower. Wow. And so he doesn't remember any of it. That is, yeah, Donnie was on one during the kids race. Yeah, yeah. To get drunk like that and then just be like that aggro is like wild.

Yeah. To be. I wonder when he did throw up in the shower, he went in there to shower. I know that because he came back soaking wet. So did he. A dead giveaway, really. Yeah, but did he shower, turn the water off, and throw up? Did he throw up while showering?

If only we had a camera in there. What was the order? We needed a camera. Wow. Then we were right the first time. We need a camera. We do need a camera. All because Big T didn't want his penis to be on the camera yeah we had to take

it out like where do you think you work big t this is that footage we're gonna see that dick it's a matter of time show us your fucking piece i've only seen three co-worker dicks whoa i i think i'm at zero i've seen do you think if we all saw each other's dicks it would bring us closer together or like drive us further apart i think there would be a way yeah if we had an actual locker room where we just change to get ready for the show it's it's fact that one of us has the smallest dick on the yacht but it's good not knowing who yeah right right mook leave me alone no it's just it's something I think about

one of us has the smallest dick what okay so if you're presenting your dick to your boys if we're actually doing like a dick swap are we getting hard no

no the opposite no yeah it's just it's soft dick I think I think the key is to get it 30 hard yeah not hard enough i'm not gonna lie to you guys uh-huh you would come in here head hung

head hung highs thinking you have the second biggest dick on the yak because you fluffed a little bit you've just got to go like 20 30 that's all i'm coming in rock hard it's an honor system i would do five revolutions of a helicopter. One, two, three, four, five. It never works, though, because you're anxious. You're like, it's better work. No, because then all the blood goes to the end and you have the teardrop shape. Were you helicoptering?

It doesn't work. Would you rather see your co-workers' hard penis or watch them eat pussy? Really good question. 20 seconds. I'd go around the office question 20 seconds i'd go around the office and ask uh spy cam brandon go ask luke blutman you know you can't ask is uh nicky, who is apparently never coming back to this office. Yeah.

It's the latest development out of the Smokes universe. He said he's never coming back? I'm almost certain he's getting exactly what he wants. Exactly what he wants. That's what I'm saying. He's not going to say. Dave sent 5,000 shirts to Smokes and said he can't come back until he sells them all.

And I think Smokes is going to say, okay. That's what he's doing, right? I'll stay in Florida. Yeah. Ship the certs. You say it. Ship the certs. Ship the shits.

I'll sell them all. They're on the way. Yeah. What does not welcome back to you sell them all mean? He can't come to Chicago, or he's not welcome back in the company? I don't know. Probably company. Yeah.

Can you respond to that yeah he he said he's nervous he said something is he i texted him yeah he's shitting himself actually a lot of fucking sure it's a lot of 5 000 so many ton of shirts yeah and he's gonna be on the street try to sell them yeah he's gonna be on the street selling one man can do that in person time to show him what south florida is all about already working with places to set up shop I don't think one man can do that in person. Time to show them what South Florida is all about. Already working with places to set up shop. I'll have details later.

Merch table at the parade. It's a good idea, Farmer Stooley. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's tough. How many people are going to be at the Florida Panthers parade, though? Probably going to be hot. Like 400? And is it going to be in Miami, or is it going to be in Sunrise?

Who had the pathetic parade recently? Somebody had a really bad parade. The Chicago Sky. Yeah, that was – Yeah. That was lit as fuck. That was a pride march. No, no, no. Was it Denver?

Somebody had a bad parade. Denver had a good one, I think. Somebody had a short parade and it went – good one. Somebody had a short parade. It was. No, no, no. It was an L.A. team. The Rams? The Rams couldn't have been good.

I think the Rams had a bad parade. It couldn't have been good. Somebody had a bad parade where nobody showed up alone. We were at that Super Bowl. Yeah, you did Man on the Street after they won. Right after they won. It was like nothing happened. More Cowboys fans there than anything.

Yeah. And then Matt Stafford, like, accidentally pushed someone off the stage right oh he hurt somebody yeah and then and then his his his wife dated the backup yep that's crazy right that she's just going around telling everybody that she's she dated the backup wouldn't she didn't she didn't date him she just fucked him to make matt jealous she didn't say fuck so i wasn't gonna say but she saw he saw her car at the dorms all the time yeah that keep that to yourself but i imagine matt didn't give a fuck and she said you know matt he was just the sweetest greatest guy and the backup was was not like that at all he was he was a jerk oh you're telling us the story of yeah i mean the consensus number one overall pick star quarterback at georgia yeah he didn't care probably had some options but does he care now to have your wife i would care now i would care i would care about her talking about

it don't talk about it it's an old goal it's like no one one asked you to just go on a podcast and say all this shit. Isn't she in podcasting herself too? Not that I do. Really mad. Well, she was linked to the Jerry thing, right, where she did some podcasting for old dude and didn't get paid? So I think she's just doing content. Ruffling some feathers.

Yeah, but ruffling Matt Stafford. She's embarrassing Matt Stafford. She's got the people talking. She's good on the mic. That's a real dilemma in podcasting. When you have nothing to say, nothing feels worse. So a lot of times you panic and just talk about a rap group you had in high school. What was the name of that rap group?

Doesn't matter at all, Brando. Love you, bud. Titus, do you remember any of that what was that it's your text alert i forget what the words are sucking a dick and duncan robinson text you that's crazy yeah i slipped that in there tried to try to play it off, but you caught me. Is there a better name for a basketball player? Yes. What? Smooth baller.

Yep. Silky. Silky ball. Silky handles. Silky handles? Silky fucking handles. Yeah, that's the best name. LeBron James Jr. That's good. That's really good.

Who is going to use his name to get drafted tonight. Yes. Does anyone care about the draft? Is that the biggest? It's the worst draft of all time. It's the worst draft ever. Yeah, it's tonight. He's probably not getting drafted tonight. They're doing the second round tomorrow. Yeah, second round's tomorrow. He'll probably go tomorrow, though.

I think he will get drafted. I think he'll get drafted. If the draft is this bad and getting Brawny Jr. means you get two years of LeBron. Yeah, it could be worth it, but... Do draft picks matter?

No. Some teams just don't give a fuck about it. Bridges to the Knicks. How many picks? Four first-round picks? Four first-round picks and a pick swap. That's crazy. But I guess it's not as valued as...

I think my brain is warped by NFL picks. But even the Rams, they said fuck it a couple years ago with that, right? And they just gave away their draft for two or three years and won a Super Bowl. Yeah. But that was a team that had already made a super bowl that was a squad that's what that was squad did you guys see uh burt kreischer spoiled the beer olympics and said will and taylor won no oh shit i won't forget i said that then well tell me at least he had a shirt on tell me forget i forget i said that did. Well, tell me at least he had a shirt on. I forget I said that. Did he actually?

Yeah, he did on his Instagram story. He did. But I don't want to – I thought it was out there, but if it's not out there that Will and Taylor won, then I won't. Okay. Yeah, it's good now. Yeah, we're good. Oh, yeah.

We just won't mention it. But it could be on Burt Kreischer's Instagram. Yeah, Burt Kreischer did on his Instagram say that Will and Taylor won the Beer Olympics. But that's a spoiler and they haven't put the video out yet. That actually is crazy they won.

Where you going, boy? What's he doing? Oh, he's scolding. This is unlike him. He's scolding. Who's he doing? Oh, he's scolding. This is unlike him. Uh-oh. He's scolding. Who's he scolding? We're going to see a good talking to here in a second.

Yeah, he's on his Gran Torino shit. I hate that it was Donnie. I know. I wish it was someone else. I wish it was somebody uglier. I like being friends with Donnie. Yeah. Fuck.

Because I picked up on what Brandon was doing, and I was hoping whoever was hitting the golf balls, we could bring them in here, get like 10 to 15 minutes of content out of it. Yeah, but not Donnie. Like Donnie. I wanted it to be intern or been yeah that would have been amazing stefan would have been great and i didn't come in and we spanked stephanie when i got over there i didn't even have to say anything he just realized

yeah yeah that's the worst because you were ready i was ready yeah you had in your head like you're gonna point your finger in his face and all that. Instead, you just kind of. Donnie. Donnie, I was cool with it. I swear to God. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's our bad.

Go ahead. It's our bad. Bro, bro, no. Go ahead. No, no, wait. Come sit down. Come sit down. Please, man.

You do what you got to do. You let us know if we're being loud. Yeah. Dude, your drive was looking right. Straight as an arrow. Yeah, that was impressive. Nah, I didn't even mind it. Dude, I'm still recovering from not finding Wyoming yesterday,

and it's pissing me off. Go point to Nevada real quick. Point to Nevada. I know. I know. Come on. Just point to Nevada. Wait, no, no, no.

Give him Texas. Nevada. Bam. No! No! A fool's fool. You had it. You got it.

Donnie. His food is good, and you're going to age well. Also, not as easy if you didn't. My school, I went to a French school. I didn't learn in the United States until I was an adult. All right, pull up. Give us the provinces of France. France is easy.

You can do France. France is easy? No, not right now. Oh, chef. I know it's sad, but I do know all the states. France is easy? No, not right now. Oh, chef. I know it's sad, but I do know all the states. Idaho's up there. All you had to do was point to Nevada, walk back, and you won.

It was over. You never had to revisit this again. It's like the tale of Icarus. Look, yeah, that's tough. That is tough. It happens, bro. How's the restaurant going? It's that's tough. That is tough. It happens, bro. How's the restaurant going? It's good.

Yeah. Yeah. It's opening weekend was last weekend. This is the second weekend. Don't do friends, please. It was it's I mean, it's a lot of stress. It's like some days I'm like, why the fuck did I decide to put all the stress on a nice summer? But you had 140 tables on Saturday. 114.

114. Yeah. How is is there any communication barriers between you and the cooks yeah yeah now it's uh i mean they'll all come out in the behind the scenes doc that we're doing but my team went from speaking all french to now speaking only spanish so there was chaos that ensued yeah that you told me what happened and i thought this whole thing was going to collapse yeah i did I did too. We delayed it by two weeks, but other than that, we're back on track

so reservations can still be made if you're in Chicago. Please come through. It's only on weekends. Can you talk about what happened or no? I mean, it'll come in the doc. There were a couple hiccups. Have you had to scold anyone? Like raise your voice? Yeah, the other day which I'm not used to doing, so

it took me maybe two, like the first first opening the second night i was like getting the feel for the team in the kitchen and like the third night i had to not like scream at people but be like look we got it's people are paying a lot of money to come to this it's five course like right you know fancy food the service had you know it had that it all has to tie in it has to be up to up to par so it's going well, though. And then, yeah, it should be fun. Six more weeks. Do you have to get angry as a chef?

No, you don't have to. No. It's like the goal is to not be angry or flustered or raise your voice. I know I think that TV and movies portray it differently, but if you can get it all done without having to yell or with, like, Well, you yourself made a movie where the chef killed everybody. Yeah. You contributed to that.

Award winning film. Yeah, award winning film. Well, it's debated, but yeah. No, you won. You have the trophy. No, you won. You have the trophy. That's not debatable.

That's not debated. Yeah, so like there can be in the same way there's like players, coaches in sports. There can be like players, chefs that are like. Cooks, chefs. We don like. Cooks, chefs. We don't cook chefs. We don't. I don't motherfuck my guys. Yeah.

I throw my arm around them and tell them. You're too buddy-buddy with them. Get them out of here. Get them out of here. Yeah, no, there's definitely a level. Like, it's also hard. Tom is O of chefs. Yeah.

I think as long as, like, just, again, it's like it was a new menu for a lot of these guys. They hadn't cooked this. So it was just the training period. Once they figured out how it looks, that's... The biggest thing is you can't send a plate out that it's not like, oh, it's good enough, but you have to get past that. It's either perfect or make it again. I'd rather it be late than not perfect.

I think the reason I can handle abuse in real life is because I was abused in a kitchen. Yeah, probably. Chefs are mean people. Again, it's life is because I was abused in a kitchen. Yeah, probably. Chefs are mean people. Again, it's trying to change. Molested in a kitchen? Yeah, what would happen? Not molested, but you get verbally assaulted the entire shift.

I was a food runner, so I just got shit on six hours a day. It does suck. What's a food runner? I just take plates out to the table. That's what I did. Why would you get your own food? That's not a waiter? No, the waiters. They get pissed at you. The waiters don't actually move the food. They don out to the table. That's what I did. Why would you get your order? That's not a waiter? No, the waiters, they get pissed at you.

The waiters don't actually move the food. They don't deliver the food, usually. They just take your order. Oh, really? Yeah, and then the runner just does all the work. It's the worst job. Yeah. You don't get any tips, then.

You do. You get a percentage of the waiter's tips, I believe. So they hate you, too. They hate you. The bartenders hate you. The cooks hate you. The So they hate you too? They hate you. The bartenders hate you. The cooks hate you. The line cooks hate you. The host hates you.

Everyone hates you. You have the... Well, that's a perfect job for you. The customers must hate you because you're not the real waiter. That too. You're handing people the wrong meals, I'd imagine, every time.

Yeah, 50% of the time, yeah. And the food runner, the wait staff is really good at explaining all the food, but because the food runner is delivering it, the runner has to know how to explain every dish too, and most of the time they don't. They're like the least qualified people there. Oh, and if the waiter got any part of the order wrong,

the food runner has to eat what the customer is going to say, right? Sometimes, yeah. It works different. Like mine is a fixed menu, so you don't have a choice. You're getting five courses no matter what, but the food runner should be able to explain every course, and currently I don't have people that can do that. Dude, I've –

You want to use MOOC? Use MOOC. I might have to use MOOC. I'm down. I have an idea to do like this. It's a work in progress, but the same way we did the film festival, I want Barstool to split up into like maybe two or three different teams and you get 48 hours to run your own restaurant so

oh that's cool design the menu you have to know the servers great idea we'll have guests come that are just fans that are expecting it to be a shit show but you each team gets so i'll use the space i'm using now i'll add like a two weeks to it and we'll just film this i think it'd be very fun to have people do whatever they want yeah it's a good idea yeah from like where you get to do the serving the the boss saying everything from top down to menu to whatever so it's like the like film festival but i'll have to think of ways to make it a little easier but that's the idea it would be fun what would you cook brandon what's your famous dish what's the cook what's daddy man um well i do the grilling, so I do some pulled pork and some steaks. What about inside cooking?

Inside, I make a great chili and a good chicken Alfredo pasta. My dad was pancake man growing up. Really? Pancake man? My dad's pancake man. My 11-year-old makes the pancakes in my house. He's the pancake man. He's the pastry, too.

He does all the desserts and the pancakes. That's nice. That's a good place to start. pastry, too. He does all the desserts and the pancakes. That's nice. It's a good place to start. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I was food running at, like, a packed restaurant in Philly. I had, like, three plates on me and a skillet of meatballs. Dropped all the plates. Going up the stairs.

I fall down the stairs. The skillet makes the loudest noise of all time. The entire restaurant is looking at me. And all you hear is the chef go, Connor, get the fuck up. They did not care. Oh, I'm faking a seizure. About anything.

Front of the house is much harder. I did it for one summer, and I was a server at a country club, and we did mostly weddings and big banquets, and I had a tray of champagne flutes, and the bride and groom were coming down to start the reception, and like something out of a movie, just got a little imbalanced everything fell shattered all in front of the groom thought it was awesome he's like dude i'll never forget that the bride was not uh she was not as happy yeah so yeah the front of the house is tough it sucks yeah you have to be nice all the time it's like you have to be polite yeah yeah was it was this at a nice

restaurant you were doing very continental Continental Midtown in Philadelphia. It's like a Stephen Starr restaurant. Stephen being just a guy. Just a guy that owns a bunch of restaurants, yeah. I've never worked in a restaurant. I also have never. Well, I've delivered pizzas, but that's not working. No, no.

It's got to be easy. Adjacent. Restaurant working's got to be easy. Very easy. You around food all the time, too? Rest is in the name. Yeah. It's like, and then ront.

Yeah. Ront? Yeah. Moog, can you spell? Restaurant? Yeah. Yes. R-E-S-T-A-R-A-U-N.

That's off the list. Wait. Hey! Wait, wait, wait. You're a layup. Dude, I didn't know. I knew he was going to miss. Oh, fuck. You were so confident. You just won't take a win, will you?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's a hard one to spell. It is. It is. Oh, man. I was so confident. He knew that you was in there

He just didn't know where it was And we were like No no no no And you were like I got this boy Yeah What Uh well anyway

Che and I are doing a live show At 3pm So if anyone wants to Do a first ever live cooking show And Che's the first guest What are you making? Uh we're making dumplings I'd make some

Yeah It was It was his choice I bet it was Uh huh Are you Chinese Che? Half Chinese yes I just didn't know this you making uh we're making dumplings yeah oh yeah it was it was his choice i bet it was are you chinese jay i just didn't know this before i say it on the on the show you're half chinese okay well how many generations though my dad is from hong kong okay well there you go uh yeah it'll be a fun show so tune in at 3 p.m uh central for don't don't no okay all right uh

donnie before you go did you see bur Burt Kreischer spoil the Beer Olympics? He said Will and Taylor won. No, I didn't see that. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Trying to find one. Why am I the only one that saw that? There's got to be someone else that saw that.

I thought it was Mubi and... Smelly. Smelly, yeah. Clark Lee. Oh, that's too bad. Will won. Congrats to them. Yeah.

Not to spoil anything. Come on, Donnie. All right, guys. Have a good one. You can go back and. Congrats to them. Yeah. Not to spoil anything. Come on, Donnie. All right, guys. Have a good one. You can go back and play golf. Peace. Yeah. Even though you did.

His brother parked in my spot today. Ooh. Other Donnie. Yeah. Other Donnie. And I didn't get mad at him because it's Chef Donnie's brother. Right. But I did say, I'll fucking kill his whole family.

You all right? It was just a sneeze. Okay. I was say I'll fucking kill his whole family. You all right? It was just a sneeze. Okay, I was just asking. Just a sneeze. Is that what you say after a sneeze? Are you all right? Bless you. Thank you.

There you go. Speaking of live shows. Yeah, so it looks like the live show for mostly, I guess it's all of us, huh? The Mostly A New Untold Story live show in Indianapolis, August 15th. Yep. Helium Comedy Club. If you want tickets, you better get them right now.

Yeah, there's... Because they're legitimately... Single digits? Almost out. I think there's 30 left and a Skybox. 30 left and a Skybox. Yes. Skybox.

So we haven't really advertised it yet very well, but it's almost sold out. Yeah, it's about to be sold out. And we do have an option to add a second show if you guys want. Or we could just rock with one. Let's see. I mean, there's a lot of time left. It's going to be sold out.

If we sell it out. Wait a minute. What is $880? The Skybox. Don't buy that. Please don't buy that. Somebody buy one of those. I'm begging.

Do not buy that. D. Martino, I'll see you there. That sells out by tomorrow. We'll add a second show. How about that? Deal. And then by Monday or by Friday. Don't buy it.

Do not. That will make me miserable. If you buy the Skybox, I won't fuck you. That will be the whole show. The whole show will be us just looking at the Skybox. Who the fuck bought the Skybox? Private Skybox suite includes up to 10 tickets, a $400 food and beverage. Actually, if you buy that, Rudy will be up there and he'll fuck all of you.

Personal server, private restroom. That's it. 10 boys. 10 boys. Wait, and I guess every... Don't do it. Yeah, do it. Don't.

It comes with $400 worth of food. Yeah. They're going to be living. So, I'd rather it feel casual. That doesn't sit well with Nick. Everybody buy the tickets. All right. But yeah, that's about to sell out.

Congrats, boys. Thanks. Well, you're involved as well. Congrats to you. You guys on the manager. It is true. It is mostly us. It is us.

Yeah. It is you. Yeah. Congrats, redacted. But you're welcome for setting it up. It is us, yeah. Yeah, it is you. It's all us. Yeah. Congrats, redacted. But you're welcome for setting it up. Anybody could have done that. But thank you for doing it. You do this to yourself.

Yeah. Nick, spell restaurant. R-E-S-T-A-U-R-A-N-T. Bang. Mook, spell filet mignon. There we go. F-I-L-E-T-M-I-G-N-O-N. Let's go.

Let's go. That was good. Back on the horse. For now. I'll give it like 15 seconds. But it's self-inflicted. No, Donnie's was self-inflicted. Donnie's was so bad.

Nevada. And then here's New Mexico. That's easy. Nevada's here. New Mexico's here. And for the cherry on top. He's been to I think all those.

Yeah. Kyle, have you been to New Mexico? No. I heard Albuquerque's awesome. I haven't either.

I even land there. That's right. Yeah. A little plot. Yeah, my grandpa left me a plot. He got scammed by a door-to-door

land sale. How big is the plot? I couldn't even tell you. You can tell me. We're friends. I couldn't tell you. You'll go blab. It's less than an acre. That's a small plot. But it's mine.

Just in case things go south. I might buy some randomly. The property taxes are like six bucks a year on it. It's in the middle of nowhere. That's just nothing. I don't even think it's on the grid. Have you heard of Alligator, Mississippi?

I have. It's in the Delta. The one place in Mississippi I haven't spent much time at all is the Delta. Isn't that the nice part? No, that's the worst part. I was watching a YouTube video. It's pretty dismal. Very poor. is the delta isn't that the nice part no that's that's the worst part it's the worst part i was watching a youtube video yeah it's pretty dismal very poor very very oh i thought the land was

real fertile it is but that didn't really extend to the entire populace that just took care of a very small percentage of people yeah certain yeah how many billionaires does Mississippi have? West Virginia's got one, I think. I'm going to say we have maybe one or two. No shot. I think most states would have one. I think we'll have one or two. There's got to be one per. Yeah, I think we probably got one.

How many billionaires are in the U.S.? I have no idea. Guess? I'd guess in the thousands. No, not a thousand. No. I think in the thousands. In the thousands.

Billionaires? I was going to say like 500. 338. Is it less than a thousand? I was going to say 150. I feel like California and New York would have like a thousand. We can find out. We've got a lot to search.

We've got to find out if there's a billionaire. 756. Oh, good call. So if there's 756, I feel like, oh, so there's eight states with a billionaire. Oh my god. Well, here we go. Alright, so California makes sense to have the most. Idaho.

Iowa. Alabama, Alaska, Delaware, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina. Oh, West Virginia! We got one. West Virginia doesn't have more. And we're proud of that. Go down and show. Yeah, get out.

Wait, just for a second. A second ago, you were proud of the one you had. We don't need that. Jim Justice. We have abundance. We have two. It's funny that Delaware doesn't have any, but all of these people are incorporated in Delaware. TJ, who's the other one besides me?

Yeah. Is this the most specific calculation on Wikipedia, that decimal point they got? Oh, my God. Wow. Billionaires per one million people. I want to see billionaires too. You don't need all that.

There's more than one pope per square mile in Vatican City. Whoa. What does that mean? It's not one square mile? Yeah, it's smaller than that. Wow. Wow. I gotta go to Italyaly my wife wants to go she's probably been but she's been what do you mean she's probably been she's traveled all over europe but i don't know if she's been to like rome or whatever so i know she went to you gotta do it man how does the

the vatican is like its own country but it's not really it doesn't have like a military or anything um i don't yeah because like how do you room nobody's ever been born there it's in rome it is surrounded by rome it's got a cool flag doesn't have its own currency no so it's not its own so we're just letting it yeah we're just like it's just pretend they're playing make believe it's like pittoria it doesn't have an airport, does it? No. Of course not. It's a helipad. It does have a helipad. So you could... It's got it, right? Could you theoretically fly into the Vatican?

You're like, I don't want to go to... I'm not allowed in Italy. Is it subject to international air law? Can you play I'm Not Touching You with Italy? I don't even know if there's a hotel. I don't know. Can you not allow it in Italy? Is there a hotel in Vatican City to even stay in?

I think it's only for the church. What's he doing? What's Brandon doing now? I'm not even sure if women can live there. You just got up so angrily. Only little boys. Oh yeah, and they have a dress code. You can't be too titted. I want to do a body shot

with a Vatican City geotag on Snapchat. Oh, that would be so sick. I knew some of those words. body shot you know i know body shot those are some of the words i knew the geotag is when you just put the snapchat feature that just like has like a fun font of the city you're in oh okay yeah do you do the what's the deal where they like hide shit all over the world and you find it? I never got into that. Some people are real into it. I'm sure I would have liked it.

You leave a trinket for people? You take their trinket and leave another trinket? Is that all it is? I did it for like a week. Growing up in central New Jersey, there wasn't a lot of geocaches around, but I got all the ones in my area. Do you know where they are?

Or is that part you just go through everyday life? I think it's a sketchy hobby because some of it is like go into the woods and there'll be a box hidden under it. I'm like, okay, you're just setting me up to kill me with this. But it's usually like a very underwhelming, like it's a note or something that says like, you found me, now put it back so the next person can find it, and you don't get anything oh wow it's kind of awesome that's how georgians from the nation of georgia obtain drugs via geocaching they have to go to the woods and

find like a package that's pretty cool it's fun yeah they play portugal today My kid asked me to start geocaching. Which? So it's still going on? Him too, the baker, yeah. There's a guy on TikTok that does it to the extreme. I'm trying to find it. How do you do that to the extreme? Feels like the least extreme activity you can have. Put it up somewhere dangerous.

Following coordinates? Well, it depends on where the coordinates are. I guess so. Coordinates could be anywhere. Yeah. That's the thing about him. He wants me to start doing it, and I don't really know how we get into the game. Because he wants to do it himself.

He wants to treasure hunt. Yeah. Do that with him. Well, I might. When you have time, but don't make it too hard on yourself. I won't. Being a dad's all about balance. It is.

Is there treasure out there that's waiting to be found? Yes. Not as much as we think. Some treasure? There's plenty of treasure. What's the number one treasure we're trying to find as a society? What treasure? D.B. Cooper?

Ourselves. Yeah. No. Is there like bands hiding out somewhere? Like thick bands? Probably. I feel like we should always have gold bars. Finding bands would be insane.

How many Amazon shipping containers or ship shipping containers are lost at sea a year? Don't know. I think that's in the thousands. Those are huge. That would just be like PlayStations and DVD players, right? That wouldn't be anything. Are they airtight? I don't know.

I would love to go recover some. Did you guys see there's a guy sailing across the Pacific Ocean right now and documenting it. Really? It's terrifying. What's he, he's just sailing in like a little one person? A little sailboat. It's so big and so dark at night. How big is the boat?

Do we know how long? I don't, it looks like a small, very small sailboat. Two footer? Is anyone monitoring him? Like if things go really wrong really fast, could they get to him? He posted a video of himself like getting on a paddle board and sailing far away from his boat that's terrifying please stop i hope he makes it nobody could get to him brandon that's yeah but if they if they like had a bigger boat like a mile away and they were like just just hanging out ocean there's just a bigger boat

a mile away well yeah if they had like a monitoring boat like whenever somebody swims across a big body of water does he have a boat following him yeah correct i thought you meant like no but whenever somebody has like a flare gun you can shoot in the air and no yeah yeah they have like the boat right beside you i got you i got you i see now he probably has like a floating city behind him yeah just just what's the everything what point of the earth is the furthest you can be away from land uh somewhere no it's not this guy but there might be a few people doing it

there's a second guy there's one this is Atlantic not doing it as we speak an 18-footer yeah you saw a bunch of orcas yes oh my god I watched a video of a teen probably maybe low 20s boy by a single passenger plane and fly it home to Florida and it was horrifying because it was like a hobby built plane he went to Texas to buy it

flew it home is he a licensed pilot but it was still fucked I got a police chase if you guys want that yup live let's guess the state Police chase if you guys want that. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Live? Yep. Ooh.

What? Let's guess the state. It's always LA. It's always LA. It's always LA. It's always LA. Why does it have the map overlaid? That's got to be confusing for the drivers. Shut the fuck up.

Oh, Lord. Did they say where on your phone? Do you guys have the citizen app on your phone? No. No. I don't think it was worth that Do you guys have the citizen app on your phone? No The notification I got yesterday Knocked me On my ass What's the citizen app?

It's when there's any crime or any sort of danger It's why Nick's paranoid For any city Assault by quote on quote Very strong 90 year old man I can't believe they put that Because it was in the report Assault by quote-unquote very strong 90-year-old man. I can't believe they put that. They put that because it was in the report. Where's the guy?

These guys are just going fast. Who are we looking at? I think they lost him. Oh, no. That never works. Was it probably because he got all the shit on the screen? Yeah, get that shit off the screen. Maybe that's why he lost him.

Did he get his car repainted in the garage? Get rid of the overlay. Who were you looking for? Could you guys imagine fucking living there? Nah. The one saving grace would be seeing celebrities at diners and shit, but when would that happen? Oh, my God.

That would make me gleeful as fuck. Since you did bring it up, I did take the 405 to get to the diner. What diner? I saw Jane Lodge. If your priorities in a city were strictly temperature, climate, and

traffic, lack of traffic, where is the perfect place to live well i don't know the traffic it's in the country san diego right probably san diego because it doesn't have the traffic problems of la but i'm sure i'm sure it has some traffic santa barbara california oh that's fun yeah santa barbara california that might be the perfect place now how big perfect place to live it's a santa barbara yeah it's the perfect place to live. It's the perfect place to live. Santa Barbara, yeah, it's the perfect place to live. I think Sausalito off of San Francisco would be cool. I don't like it

too hot. So you would prefer Northern California climate? I was thinking Kennesaw, Georgia. Right up near the mountain where all the soldiers died. What soldiers? Civil War. Good guys, bad guys? Everybody. If they all bit it.

If they all died. Probably, it's got to be California. Somewhere in California. California has the perfect weather, right? Santa Barbara might be the answer. Santa Barbara's the answer. You heard it here. Thought about it a lot.

What about, is Malibu too hoity-toity? Malibu's cool, yeah. There's traffic, though. It's hard to like. Malibu's cool, yeah. Sedona? Sedona? Sedona? Mountains of Arizona?

Yeah, a little bit more mild. I wouldn't want to drive a Kia, though. Shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What? If you had to live in a city based off of a car name... Malibu. Malibu.

Malibu would be the best probably um tacoma tacoma not tacoma uh so cheyenne isn't there a traverse city that's in michigan is that lucas traverse that is lucas why is lucas so run did lucas was he asleep for 100 years are you guess my name looking at Why is Lucas so run- Did Lucas- Was he asleep for 100 years? Guess my name, looking ass? It looks like a captured Taliban. Come on, Lucas. That's good. What's up, dude?

Lucas, what's going on with you? Not much. How about you guys? No, no. Explain your face. What's wrong with my face? You're grizzled as all hell. You look haggard.

I don't know. I don't really have a guard for my buzzer at my place, so I've just kind of grown out. Yeah. What? He doesn't have a guard for his buzzer. Yeah, I feel like... Your razor? Yeah, yeah.

You call it your buzzer oh yeah because it buzzes that's one nothing lucas all right all right yep no but what are you doing in the room yeah thanks for chilling um i'm watching tj i'm i'm gonna be filling in for him on friday ah oh yeah we're gonna roast you do you have an affiliation with the University of Minnesota Lucas they accepted me and I toured it and I almost went there to answer your question Titus do nothing Lucas no I was asking because I saw

that Blutman was wearing a Minnesota shirt as well today and I didn't know if the University of Minnesota sent Barstool Sports is that it? and then the vultures tear up in the care package and we don't get shit. No, I've had this for like five, six years. I got you.

Cool, man. Good shit. That's good. Good luck finding that guard on that buzzer. That sounds awful. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't think it looks that bad. No, it doesn't. No.

Thank you. Yep. And here's to another six years of that t-shirt um Captain Ferdinand last place again again he's gotta stop going yeah what are we gonna do with this guy he owes you 20 bucks I want him to admit that he's not having fun

he told me he was he said it's a blast. He's like the wrestlers that suck. Have we discussed it on here? He tied for last, but the person that tied with him left in the second round of a six round trivia. This dude has gotten last place every time. Ten times. But it's

not even a heartbreaking last place. It is losing by a lot. I hope that's the real me, girl. Yeah, that's them. I played trivia last night, and this looks exactly like the setup. I think it's a trivia company that probably does the same thing. They are.

Yeah, they are really hard. We scored a 44. Is he Goon Platoon? No, he's Do It For Moresh. Which is, oh my god. 16, yeah. Yeah, we actually finished last place too, but. Was that your first time doing it?

It was, yes. Yeah, it's way too difficult, right? Very hard. Not fun at all. Was it fun, Steve? Uh, kind of. He says it's a blast and he can't wait to go back every time. No, I wouldn't say that.

Did you get like... Send it to TJ. He sent me the questions. They wanted me a question, which I crushed, and that was it. Did you get like a test sheet handout for one of the rounds? There were two sections that had test sheet handouts, yes. But a lot of them were like, identify this person that was born in like 1948. Was it the SS initial? Yes, yes.

Was it Cloris Leachman? Yes. Oh, it was? No, not that part. But yeah, the SS was last night. And then there was another one that was like Identify. I think it was 12 or 16 different movies based on an animal that had been in the movie. Garfield?

That's one. Odie? Yeah, Garfield was one. Fire. Yeah, you would be good. I mean, you could just name an animal. Bambi? No, no.

It was like a very specific scene from a certain movie. Some were easy. Some were pretty hard. So like the dragon looking dog thing from Never Ending Story? Yes, that was one. Oh, shit. Dude, we're on fire right now. Was that really?

We're fucking killing. No, that wasn't one. He's fucking with me. No, that was. Never Ending Story. The plug from Men in Black. Men in Black 2. Oh.

That was in it too. Yeah. You wouldn't have gotten credit for that. The jellyfish. I don't remember that one. From Seven Paths. Yeah, you guys have seen this yes i haven't seen this name each film with the picture full titles are required men in black two would have fooled me though i would have said men in black is the lazy answer and then i wouldn't realize that he actually has a suit on him was that i am legend dog four yeah is that oh i had him as canine oh it might be canine or that might just be a dog with channing tatum uh so this would be fun if you like you knew a lot eight is like harry potter

or some shit maybe you could get probably some gay shit like that oh that's gremlins nine is nine is harry potter you could get six points if you answer the question, which player just won his fourth defensive player of the year in the NBA? This year? Gobert? Correct. Yes. That's worth six points for Titus. Six points.

Wow. And Cody only got 14. 16. 16. How to Train Your Dragon, was that one of them? It was on Cody's team. Is it also Marshall? He brings different people every time because nobody else has fun.

Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. This looks miserable. These questions were very difficult. I think that's Nicolas Cage. What? Actor born in 1946. Steven Seagal. Oh, SS.

The person has the initials SS. That's Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal. 1952, been nominated for Razzie Award and Academy Awards. That could also be Steven Seagal. That could be Silverman. So Steven Seagal's number two and number one is Sylvester Stallone.

Actress born in 1958 who's... Is that 10 Razzie's? One's got to be Sharon Stone. Susan Sarandon? I think it's Sharon Stone. All of the people that you guys just named are answers in the next couple, so I'm not sure. Actress who won the Academy Award for best actress

in a leading role. That's Sarah Silverman. That's Susan Sarandon, yes. Actress and businesswoman who authored numerous books, including publications. Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman. Can't lose weight, it's skits. That's Sarah Silverman, dude.

That's Suzanne Somers? Correct. Oh, actress born in 2002? Actress and comedian who authored 2010. I hate to say it, but that's got to be Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman, dude. You're on fire. Actress and comedian who authored 2010 The Bedwetter. That's got to be Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman is number six. Actress born in 2002.

It's someone from Stranger Things. Oh, it's not Sidney Sweeney? Sadie Sink, yes. Sammy Sosa. Sammy Sosa. Sam Sneed. Nice. Singer who won the Sneed. Nice. Singer who won the Sam Smith.

Yes. Okay, these are good of them. Cody's just stupid. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 97. Maybe that's it. The people that won at the place that I was at was a group of, I think, six people. So, yeah, if you go in teams, I think it's fair. If you're with like two

people, it could be kind of... It does not last every single time. If you went... Would you go into something... What's the car? Is that an Audi? Or a BMW? It's a piece.

Nice big sunroof. What you to do? Good driving. This is good. He's got to use a blinker. I don't think that's the point. Is the X thing? No.

Oh my God. Wow. What's this guy talking about? Oh, my God. Wow. You know that guy was just like, really? Really? Why can't I chase you? What's this guy talking about? Why can't I chase you? I wish I could chase you. Just give me the opportunity. Jay, when you watch this, do you, like, tally up all the failure to yields and think that that guy should be?

This guy's breaking the law, Jay. This is fun to watch. Keep going. Oh, now we're really actually? I don't know what he's doing. Stop. Sorry, what? He looked away.

He just gets like 10,000 tickets from the traffic cop and ignores them. Didn't use the blinker there. Didn't use it there. Oh, oh. Driving on the shoulder. That's another one. I'll be honest. Oh, he's getting off.

This is amazing. No, I think he's just. Oh, he is getting off this time. Where's he going? Oh. Yes, I think he's just – Oh, really? Let me bring up – Oh, he is getting off this time. Where's he going? Hey, Michelle. Yes, I do. Oh, here we go. You can't do that.

Here we go. I don't talk on their air. You're talking right now. So he's just on the street. Yeah, Brandon. That's a street. No, that's – That's a street. That's definitely a street. I used to live out there. That's on a street. Yeah, Brandon. That's a street. No, that's a street. That's definitely a street.

I used to live out there. That's definitely a street. Like this is an inner. I still think we should do something. Oh, God. That's scary. But we're only going to be here for about another 15 minutes, and then we've got to go in for fuel.

Oh, shit. Oh, that's going to suck. Copy all. Get another helicopter. So this guy just has to wait 15 minutes. He has to outlast the helicopter. Thank you. Yeah, I've driven Sepulveda.

I know what it's like. Nope, nope. I mean, he's kind of crushing it. He's doing good. What do you think he did? I don't know why that... I thought he was answering. I was letting that guy take the floor.

Does Stu have an Instagram? Yes, I do. Is this guy trying to get followers? Someone might explode. Yeah, this guy... Oh, shit. Stop for the dog. Yeah, he did.

That's nice. He's promoting his Instagram. He just said, Jeezo Pete, when a woman almost got hit with walking a dog. Oh, Keith. Don't do that. Now you're saying that'll work. Pass an IHOP, which.

He's got to fuck up soon, right? Oh, you got a TFR on top of it? Are you kidding me? He hasn't really had many close calls comparatively. He's damn good. This is painful. I don't like this guy. Okay, cut the snark.

Someone is about to pass away Yeah I don't This guy is Too cash He's like annoyed I used all my health And hit points He's fucking around

Fuck this fucking guy Fuck this guy So if you guys are Still with me Which I don't blame you if you aren't, this is the deal. We have a TFR. Our vice president lives out here.

Our vice president is in town. What's he talking about? I saw him. I don't know where they're going. Oh, my gosh. Are we playing this game again? Are they going to a parking lot? Oh, shit, the Best Buy Are we playing this game again? Are they going to a parking lot? Oh, shit.

The Best Buy. Oh. Where is that? You bought Beats by Dre there. Holy shit. That's the Best Buy. You got your Beats by Dre. Holy shit.

We definitely just lost him. We lost him. He's either in that garage or he's... He's gone. He's gone. That's where that Best Buy is. But all he needs to do is park it somewhere. Oh, no.

He's getting back on. That's not him, is it? I think it might be. No. That's him. That's not that best buy is. But all he needs to do is park it somewhere. Oh, no. He's getting back on. That's not him, is it? I think it might be. No. That's him. That's not the same person. Out in Los Angeles right now, you have been hearing. He lost us.

Yep. And he's a free man. Stu Mundell, high up above right now. Goddamn, I think he earned it. In Sky Fox as this person. TFR is a temporary flight restriction. Also, people, a lot of riders for Stu Mendel in the chat. A lot of people saying,

stop talking shit about Stu. They like, oh, he's, he's apparently a legend. Moments here. Yeah. It feels like he's fully aware of that.

He's plugging his Instagram. Fucking I'm falling. Not only on edge out there in the Los Angeles area, but of course, uh, it's looking at all these buildings and streets. It's amazing. They ever catch anybody. Not only on edge out there in the Los Angeles area, but of course... I mean, look at all these buildings and streets. It's amazing they ever catch anybody. If you're just a really good, confident driver, maybe he just does it for practice.

TJ, is Stu Mandel just a guy that commentates high-speed chases? I think he works for the station. Okay. People have a very high devotion level to their local tv news anchors and weathermen yeah you don't fuck with them the local pervs love the love those the young women we'll just have to wait for updates from the ground as well i feel like we haven't had a really hot weather girl hit the internet in a while. That's old school internet viral.

It doesn't matter anymore. Are there any jacked 23-year-old priests? Yeah, there's probably a handful left. Who's the next crop of priests? There's more jacked 20-year-old priests than billionaires. Where? I've only seen 50 plus. I bet you Texas has a ton.

I don't know if they're priests. They might be pastors. I'm just talking about Catholic priests. I had a jacked they're priests. They might be pastors. I'm talking about Catholic priests. I had a jacked friend. I shadowed him when I was touring high schools. He became a priest. I just never have seen one. You've got to keep your eyes peeled.

Even like a 30-year-old. I don't remember many jacked priests at all. A lot of priests now, the young bucks, are from distant lands. Like Asians? Yeah. any jack priest at all a lot of priests now the young bucks are from distant lands like asian yeah yeah they are they weren't priests but they did the you're familiar with like churches that did the like uh be buff for god type shit where like they're lifting weights yeah yeah yeah like those guys i think any discipline somebody will just put for God on it. Yeah. Yeah.

And they like bend pipes. Oh, yeah. This is the devil taking hold of you. Don't let it happen type stuff. Whatever works, man. I played on an adult team called Hooping for Jesus one time. What were you doing for Jesus? We didn't win a game.

We were hooping. We lost every game. You ever get crossed up? And they made a mockery of our Lord. Kind of snuck. I felt like Brandon would have liked that one. Maybe I should have just been more simple. Simpler.

Run it back. Run it back. Maybe that was too highbrow for Brandon. It kind of was. Because when you said it in my mind, I was like, no, nobody ever did that to me. No. What other Jesus jokes can we do with basketball? What do you got? I got NASCAR salutes concluding this week in Nashville.

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Super Speedway. Alright. Che's Other doesn't really get crazy today. What is your favorite cereal and do you guys have real IDs on your license? Don't have either? When I was getting my illinois license the the

lady was like do you want the real id or not and i was like what what world would i not want the no thank you man yeah like the do i want the thing that's gonna allow me to do more or the thing that's not it's the same price i don't know i was very confused like oh i was gonna ask what is it it's the thing we're all gonna have to have to fly i don't realize i know nothing about it i was just like yeah like why would i not want to yeah also why is that made it's gonna be a big deal where you can't fly without it so if you have your driver's license and it is not real id certified what about a passport a pat you could have a passport instead so but you will not be able to fly with just your license unless it is real ID certified. Why is it a choice at all?

Why shouldn't they all just be real ID from now on? Yeah. Why make fake IDs? You need a certain level of documents. I think you need your license, passport, and social security card, and then a couple pieces of mail. Wow, you're really informed on this, Jay. I just got it yesterday.

When it gets to regulations and things you need to have, he's going to be on top of it. Guy got 27 vaccinations. That's true. Five. I heard COVID's coming back around, so six might be coming soon. I think I had it during the case race. You may have.

Did you? Yeah. Riddled. Wow. Big Cat had it, too. That's why he was feeling under the weather. His throat issues. Congested.

How's the boo-boo healing, Mookie? It's good. You replaced the bandage? Yeah, new band-o. Wait, did the pugs get to play last night or get rained out? Rained out. Why don't you touch Missouri real quick? Oh, go hit Missouri.

Just touch Missouri. Raise Missouri. Just touch Missouri. That's an easy one. It is easy. Show me. Dude. That was an easy one.

You could tell by the Why are you up there? Why are you up there? What do you think, Kyle? Washington, D.C. Go ahead and hit D.C. for us and hit D.C. for us. Hit D.C. for us. Uh-huh.

He's looking. All right. He's looking. It's like in there, right? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much where it is. Yeah, close enough.

You want to see me jump the logo? Yeah, bro logo you think you jump oh the boys he's back he's back but bro jump the logo you think you could do this how many steps are you taking no no no no i thought just from a state oh it's just a standing jump yeah yeah it's the broad jump yeah let's see how far across the logo you can get. Oh my. Yes. Pretty good. That's what we see. Alright, well take as many steps as you need to jump across the entire logo. Yeah, just jump right into your chair. Can you move the mic and the phone

a little bit? Thank you. Alright, ready? Here we go. Oh, you stepped inside the logo. Way inside the circle. I don't want to try. I don't want to. You could have said don't want to.

I just don't want to. Nuh-uh. All right, he's back on an empty-ass street. Yeah, not a lot of traffic. Venice Boulevard. Shouldn't the helicopter change its position at this point? TJ, what was the acronym you said he... RCF?

What does that mean? Temporary Flight Restriction. I'm out of breath. TF. What does that mean? Oh, that means the helicopter can't move? I believe so. Okay. Oh, because of? Oh, that means the helicopter can't move? I believe so. Okay.

Oh, because of air traffic. Do we know what this man did? I'm probably starting to make sure that nobody was coming. Jokes aside, this is freaking me out. This is like right. I mean, I'm not doing the this could have been me thing. It's just more like, oh, fuck. I forgot. You know this area?

I know all this. I've never seen a police chase where I'm like, I know exactly where he is. Soak it all in. Yeah. This is awesome. Hopefully how this will all end. Soak it all in. Yeah, this is awesome. Hopefully, how this will all end. We hope it's going to be very

safe, but you just don't know when you're dealing with someone, obviously. Stolen white Audi hits speeds of 110 miles an hour. Final moments of freedom. This is good shit, man. This is good shit. It really is. Let's guess.

Let's guess the race and gender. What store? Nope. What stores is he about to pass up? He's going north on Inglewood, I think. It's always up to November. It can't be a woman, right? Someone in chat is saying it was a traffic stop,

and then when they realized it was a stolen car, they pulled the driver out, and then the passenger jumped into the driver's seat. Oh, initiative. I like it. That's a power move. They're very good at driving, so man. And the temporary flight restriction

is because Kamala Harris is in the area, so they can't fly over certain places. Oh, shit. Man, I got stopped on the highway for her motorcade like two weeks ago. She's causing traffic jams all across the country. One of the most random things is suspects sometimes, you know, when they go about their day, they don't always have a plan of how they're going to get out of the situation. And we see that a lot of the times here.

He is. He's just going to get tired? Yeah, he's kind of going a little careful now. The shoot continues on right now. When do you start jerking off? Sky Fox is able to show that the police are following behind now. That's a classic, brother. What?

Go touch Missouri again. No, the real one. I mean, like, wouldn't you start jerking off? Like, if you're about to get caught and you're driving. Yeah, because you're not going to have any time to do that in jail. I think he made a mistake. I think he should have, like, parked in one of those big – he just left the car in one of those garages.

Yeah, he had. We didn't have him. A guy like me would have done that. I guess he didn't know we didn't have him, though. Where's the police stoppage? Where are the police? Where are the guys with the spikes? Yeah, the spikes.

The grenades. Any of it. The long boxes. It was a long box. Like a 15th century weapon. Oh, he's going to have to go sidewalk here. Oh. Uh-oh. It's a long box. Like a 15th century weapon. Oh, he's going to have to go sidewalk here. Oh, what's he going to do? It's going to stop.

And now green light. Let's see. Have we seen one police car at all? No. One. A lot of times they'll follow at a safe distance and just wait for him to run out of gas or crash. This is an Audi, though. This thing can go forever. Good mileage? I think so.

So he's in Los Angeles right now. He could drive down to Arizona. He could drive to Nevada. He could drive to Oregon. I'm not sure he'd really drive down to Arizona if he was in L.A., though. Over to Arizona. Over. Okay.

Well, I need something to happen. I kind of enjoy watching him succeed. This goes against what I thought cops did in these situations. I thought they tried to end it as soon as possible. Yeah, to prevent chaos. Civilian death. I would not get caught. You wouldn't? No.

How would you get away with it? Choose not to. Okay. No, when you're under one of these big boys, run. That's not even a big boy. So he did a circle in there to try to make us think he wasn't? You miss L.A.? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like Chicago a lot, though. I really do. I love it here, but it's great. You go to a lot of fests. Is your house bigger here? Yeah. Yeah. You could have just said yeah without the extended.

A simple yeah. Yeah, yeah. L.A.'s pretty cool, though. I did like it. It's probably the reason it has so many police chases is just it's the best place for police chases. Like, it's wide open, right? Yeah. It's got all the police chases.

It's here very well. It's got all the factors. Oh, this is big. Driving around there every day drives you insane. Now he's being very respectful. Yeah, he's kind of. Do you think he's on the respectful Yeah he's kind of Do you think he's on the phone right now? Yeah

TikTok live Damn it It's a big ass building What is that? Is there not a second helicopter we could pass off to? Yeah, it's got to be one helicopter in L.A. We need to get in the bullpen. All right, so there you go.

Whoa. God damn, we were a long way. Holy shit. That starts a little too tight. The mouth movement's on the board. We'll take that coverage back. He's not regenerated? Yeah.

That's a Jim Henson creation. So there just are no other helicopters, I guess. It was just that one. No cops in one helicopter. No, they lost one a couple years ago. Jesus Christ. Baby's birthday. Oh, new helicopter.

Oh, fuck yes. Yeah, this is a good one. Oh, it's closer. Fuck yes. New turn. They'll never see that. Oh, so this guy was just probably waiting for his opportunity. Chat, PCH is Pacific Coast Highway, by the way.

PCH is Pacific Coast Highway. That's what he meant. You ever done that on the old Oculus? I actually haven't yet. Oh, is this the ABC7 chat? It must be. That chat just says, Elmuk. What the fuck?

It's chats across the country just yelling the shit out of me. Do you think he now thinks he's not in a police chase anymore? I think he thinks he got out of it. He was probably watching the other one. He's like, oh, thank God they're refueling. What's he doing? What is the strategy? Just keep going.

Going about your life now? Brandon Walker eats boogers. Don't say that. Wait, what? Oh, no. Titus. That's what I said about Titus. No.

Imagine if that took over. You're getting L. Get the W's in there. Wait, no, no, no. I want this helicopter, the person in the helicopter, to say Elmuth. Okay, all right, all right. Bam Elmuth. Bam Elmuth.

Bam Elmuth. I'm getting in there. I'm getting in chat. Speed limit on Sepulveda is probably 45. I haven't driven it in quite some time in that area, like Culver City. But to be doing twice the speed limit, She? What? I haven't been able to catch her yet? I don't know if they ever stopped a period soon.

Yeah. Yeah. Read and break. All right, just spend all MOOC. They have to stop the period soon. Yeah. And the safest way, it appears, to do that right now is to back off and just surveil from the air. That was already getting done pretty good. I want to show you the helicopter overhead, Giovanna. There's the LA County Sheriff's helicopter. And up ahead is the 405 freeway, and that goes southbound, and that puts us back into LAX's airspace, and you know how difficult that makes it for us.

All right, so if you are on a... If you're getting chased by the cops in L.A., just go by LAX. Yeah. And then you... Should be fine. You'll be fine. That's what the...

They can't follow you anymore. That's what the speed bus did. Call for a cross. Huh. Keep the nose pointed that way, please. Good to know. This is mesmerizing. Uh-huh.

Nothing's happening. You're watching a car just drive. And not even that fast. The stakes are high. There I am. Just keep climbing now. All right, slowly, Sal. Yeah, I could fall asleep to this

I mean I don't think we can end the show without figuring out what happens yeah we have to watch oh mook alright yeah mook is the driver Oh, Mook. All right, yeah. Mook is the driver. Milky white woman.

Oh, my God. Yeah, this is ASMR, kind of. Oh, yeah. Get in the windshield, Missy. What if she's hot? We rooting for her? Someone just said, what is a MOOC? Wasn't there a crazy hot car chase girl a couple of weeks ago?

What? I think there was. I don't know if she was car chased. Yeah, no. She was getting led away in handcuffs and had one of the hottest pictures. Yeah? She was young. 20.

I can't remember anything about her details, but she had led him on a car chase and was getting led away in handcuffs and looked like she was a model. There's an account for that, like sexy-ass mugshot. Yeah. Oh, that one dude with the eyes? Mugshoties? Something like that. I'm just not sure how much desperation she has anymore.

Somebody made the point to say that they often don't engage on the chases because it encourages them to chase, like to run away more. So do they think they got away? So what is... So, like, they're being tracked by this, like, the helicopter knows where they are. There's police in the area that know where they are. But if they're, like, actively trying to chase them, he's going to drive faster and endanger more people in the area. Makes a lot of sense. I hope she's in chat.

I don't know. Like, yeah, you could just be watching this. You could. And then they feel like, oh, we lost him. Drivers reported to be former accountant Conor. Oh, that's a nice rooftop. Someone said I spoiled the Beer Olympics. I didn't. Bert Kreischer did. By saying on his Instagram story.

A much larger platform. instagram story his much larger platform yeah much larger platform than than i have it was the machine he said that will and taylor won on his instagram story another nice report in the news this is danny jackal's best prank are there as many good rooftop bars and restaurants here as in New York, or is that more of a There's a lot of rooftops around here. I haven't been to one. It seems like there's a little more.

Really? Probably not. I haven't been to a good one. It's a big patio city. Do what? Yeah, there's space for patio. And it looks like once again a U-turn, huh? Oh, Brandon, I got to take you to Parsons Chicken and Fish.

Would love to go to Parsons Chicken and Fish. They have a good patio. I had a dill pickle margarita. How about the food? That was great. The food was fantastic. Good. Did you have the chicken or the fish?

I had grilled chicken. Because of the... I've become a big Culver's guy out here. I just had it for the first time. I had it. Fantastic. That's your order. had a fantastic fast food cheeseburger. Just the cheeseburger. The burger. Butter burger.

Go back for dessert. You've got to get the custard. You've got the concrete thing. Concrete mixer. You've got to get the curds instead of fries, too. It's just a phenomenal fast food restaurant. I had cheese curds for the first time in a long time the other day, and I remember them now.

How'd you like them, brother man? They're the same thing as mozzarella sticks, but a little bit smaller. They're curds for the first time in a long time the other day and I remember them now. How'd you like them, brother man? They're the same thing as mozzarella sticks but a little bit smaller. What exactly does that mean? I don't know. Little balls? When Little Miss Muffet was having curds and whey, is that a good meal?

She was having balls? She was having protein? Should we have curds and whey tomorrow? Let's get some toughets in here. Curds and whey Thursday. She sat on her toughet. Is that a chair? I thought it was like a toadstool.

I thought it was her fat ass. I thought it was her ass too. She sat on her toughet. What is a toughet? A girl got a toughet. Shorty got a toughet. Little Miss Muffet over there. Sat on her toughet having her curds and whey. What happened to her? Along came a spider. It sat down beside her. Oh. Shorty got a tuffet Little Miss Muffet over there I don't know if Tuffet

Haven't occurred in a while What happened to her? Along came a spider It sat down beside her Oh Miss Muffet Three legs Yeah it is

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Out the ass A while I guess never What diarrhea today a while i'm not talking to even diarrhea i'm just talking like straight piss out the ass a while i guess never what straight piss yeah just it's really before like a like a piss sized stream like it's coming it's coming out of your ass but it's it's diarrhea liquid okay yeah i've done that. Pleasant talk. Oh, she's stuck. What do you mean she's stuck? She's just sitting there. By the stretch.

I feel like now would be a good time to go get her. Yeah, probably should have got her there. Nag her up real quick. That would have been a good time to take action. I have not even seen a stray police car patrolling. If the police aren't going to chase her or engage her, then what are we following her for? She could just ride forever, right?

If they're not worried about it, if they're not going to come in and get her, what's the payoff for us as a viewer? Yeah, this isn't a police chase. This is a car. Well, it's got to end at some point one of the commenters in the in that chat said what if she is uh pregnant or having a baby if i doubt that that's the case but if she does just pull up to the hospital is she absolved of all crimes it would certainly help she needs to push out a baby is she doing a crime right now well if she if she's in a second car, she is. Yes. Are they talking? Well, yeah, that person's right beside.

Wait, she's talking to somebody? Yeah, I mean, they're well back from that. There's some sort of communication going here. Oh, that'd be crazy. Nope, they're pulling away. What's she going to do? What was that noise? That was a moan.

Somebody moaned. Someone moaned. You can hear a moan from a mile away. Not me. Oh. I love the U-turns. The U-turns. Yeah.

Oh, she is hot. Come on, let's get optics. She's hot. How do you know? I mean, the guy has a radar for hot. No standards. Careful this thing doesn't get right underneath us here. Yeah, I mean, at this point, I think the cops are just watching the news. And they're like, not actually, there's nobody out there.

Just waiting her out. I want to see her go on foot, though. There's nobody actually following. Now she's just driving and obeying all the laws. When she did the U-turn, shouldn't we have seen some cops that were... No, no, you're U-turned. Just U-turned. Maybe she was talking to that person then.

Shouldn't we see... If a cop was following at a safe distance, we would still see them. Oh, she knows the building is there, I think. She's trying to utilize the building. Stopping in Macy's. Quick stop. It looks to be a nice day out there. Westchester.

She's stopping very strangely. Yeah. Yeah, what is this? I think she's giving herself room in case she gets rolled up on. Movers? A vet. What is the typical punishment for this? Is this like a 20 years in prison type deal? It might be endangering an officer,

several years. Running is probably never a good deal. I feel like they also run the score up when they look this footage back. They're like, all right, another traffic citation, another endangering the public. They'll just run it up as much as they possibly can. Hear that Malasek's been getting

tickets in the mail via camera? Malasek has? Yeah, like he'll be caught doing a violation on camera and then get a letter a week or so later saying he has a ticket. What do you seek has? Yeah. Like he'll be caught doing a violation on camera and then get a letter a week or so later saying he has a ticket. What are you seeing, Brandon?

Theory. This will be a phenomenal time to steal another car in LA. Oh, yeah. All eyes on this? Yeah. This would be a great time to just go steal a car.

I'm not suggesting anybody do it, but... If you're in LA. The cover is there. They're looking for that one. Also, if the owner of the car is watching this, he can just show up and get his car. That's an Audi, right?

Mm-hmm. This is just an Audi commercial at this point. It's impressive, yeah. Good-looking car. It's a nice car, yeah. You don't have one, do you? I don't have an Audi. That's Hank.

Isn't Hank the Audi guy? Yeah. LA's not that picturesque. From this angle, it's not great. He's got to be there for a while. A lot of blacktop. Good solid paint on the roads, though. So, what are... Are we just going to follow this, or...

It's kind of boring. No, it's not. Yeah. Kind of like... I'm starting to get bored. I just wish she'd go faster. That's all. I really thought when...

TJ, when you said that we had a car chase, it's not your fault. She's stopping. I just thought, like... Everybody's kind of... That's a gigantic... It was more of a chase. I thought we were going to get spiced. At this point, I feel like you can get her. Just's not your fault. I just thought... It was more of a chase. At this point, I feel like you can get her. Just go fucking get her.

Try something. There's nobody there to try anything. Maybe they're trying to pump their YouTube channel. Is that the cop? Is that a California thing? Did you see how much space was in between those cars? Oh, wait. Why is she going fast? This is what we want.

This is what we want. All right. Now she doesn't give a fuck. Now she doesn't give a fuck. Don't hit the bus. That would hurt. What's that? Don Go hit the bus. That would hurt. Who's that? Hit the bus.

That would hurt. That one would hurt. I want the speed tracker. Oh, what are those cars doing on that building? It's a parking garage, Brendan. It sure is. It sure is. Oh, no.

She's not really going anywhere either. She's not fleeing to Mexico. That would have been amazing. She's just hanging out in the same general. She's not fleeing to Mexico. That would have been amazing. She's just hanging out in the same general area. I think she's scared of the interstate, or at least doesn't want to get back on the interstate because she thinks she might get caught, but that's probably her best bet, right?

She's going in circles now. I think she needs to go on foot in a building, in a mall, buy a change of clothes. She might just be lost. Need to find a second white Audi SUV. Uh-huh. And do like a... A switcheroo.

Like a fast and furious. One goes under into the garage, two come out of the garage, and then the helicopter doesn't know which is which. Tyrese gives you the finger. Tyrese is a interesting he's a one-name and two-name guy he can just picks and chooses doesn't he yeah

sometimes it's what's his last name Gibson yeah who's Tyrese Oh Halliburton ruined Tyrese for me like when did no like I don't like yeah I hear I hear Tyrese and I think of Tyrese how Halliburton isn't a Tyrese, though. I don't think of Tyrese. He's more of a Mason.

Wait, we've seen that 76. I guess that might have been a different. No, there's only one of those. No, we've seen this. She's just. That was a checkered roof. She's been here before. Wait a second.

Well, we've been on this street three times now. That's what I just said. They mocked me for it. I think she's listening to music. Oh, Bad Ombre

Tacos sounded good. Transparent roof. She's listening to the Case Race podcast. Podcast version. Ugh. podcast version. Look, these people waiting to cross are just none the wiser. Well, she's very respectful right now. She's in the crosswalk a little bit.

Yeah. There's definitely a lot of white cars on this. is that the most popular car color it almost has to be right but nobody ever i'm a car color white car you're a i live above i see the whole uh parking lot of the jewel osco we got boring it's all black and white we got boring yeah we never really we have not explored the color spectrum With cars as much As we should Early 2000s Yellow is a fun thing To see

Yellow G Out there man Cars got born in general Yeah Like all the models Kind of look alike The last cool one We had was the

Dancing hamsters It wasn't cool But it was the last Brave one Yeah And nobody had it Are most Hummers Yellow that were sold

In the early 2000s I see a lot of I've seen I feel like there's a lot of black Hummers. Red. The last year the Hummer was sold, I think it sold 12 in a year. It was in the teens. Like Robin Thicke's album. Yeah.

What was that called? It was named after his wife. Yeah, what was it? He put that out right after Blurred Lines. Yeah, that was his Please Come Back album, right? Yeah, it was it? He put that out right after Blurred Lines. Blurred Lines? Yeah, that was his Please Come Back album, right? Yeah, it was just named after her. I had a guy from my high school get a good job out of college, and then the first thing he bought was a Hummer,

and we all thought he was the coolest person. We've been chasing him ever since. Never will get there. He said, I think you still got the Hummer. We're still chasing. Rumor has it that you're passing down the Jeep to your oldest, and you're in the market for a car. That's correct.

Get a Hummer. Ford Bronco's in the lead. They're everywhere. Well, I'm an everywhere kind of guy. You're not. No, you're not. I'm a basic kind of guy. Paula.

Paula. Paula. 530 copies in the UK. That's bad. 158 in Australia. Can it be that bad? Is he the reason Emrat is famous? She was in the buff in his video.

That's right. I think that was her start That's right Is that song about It's a problematic song It's probably a song I remember it was when it came out It's called Blurred Lines

I Know You Want It I Know You Want It I didn't even think about that I Know You Does he say need it? Probably yeah that's crazy i never even want it i didn't even think about that i know you does he say need it probably the action of ufc 303 can be even bigger how playing daily fantasy at draft kings the official daily fantasy sports partner of ufc playing daily fantasy is easy assemble a team of six fighters while staying under the salary cap and sit back as your fighters score points get get in on all the ufc 203 action at draft kings

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Jersey. I'm out. Where are you going? Boulder. Oh, that sounds lovely. Colorado. Yeah. You're going to Jersey? The shore? Or just Jersey? Nah, it's the family. here jersey i'm out where are you going boulder oh that sounds lovely colorado yeah where are you going jersey the shore or just the family just just jersey jersey huh and you're going to orange beach yeah yeah what hotel you staying at you said uh i'll be here i wanted to go to hawaii but it was just too late to put something like that together.

Yeah, you don't want to rush that. I'll have to do it for next year. I'll take more of a running start at it. Then at some point this summer I have to go to Idaho with the boy. How are you attacking that one? Well, we're only expected to go for two days, but me and Tommy might just go to Boise and become Idahoans. I don't know.

We're just going to go. I think you'll like that. I think Idaho is one of those states that will be just right for me. Yeah. Be just perfect. Might go fishing, might just go stand. Just right. Just perfect.

Just white enough. Mm-hmm. Yep. How's the fishing going lately i found them uh i've found has it has one yeah i've been on top of them man i caught like a couple of weeks ago on a saturday night uh i got there at i got out on the boat at 8 30 and i got done no i got on the boat at 7 30 got done at 9 and i caught like 20 and it was great do you feel like uh like some small part of you feel like you've won and you've conquered that pond, that lake, that pond you live on? Yeah, well, no.

I feel like I'm on a home golf course and I know all the holes. Yeah. And I can go out, and you might beat me if we go to Augusta, but I'm going to beat you. Why? You're my little stick in the mud. Where are you going? Are you going anywhere next week?

Lake Geneva. Oh, that's right. You told me that. I have a cabin up there for a little bit. You've got to go right by my house to get there. Yeah, that's what I heard. You can come by and we can have scones. You're going to be gone.

You're going to be at Orange Beach. I'll leave you a scone. Leave me a scone, please. The thing I can't have. No, I'm excited. I heard Lake Geneva is beautiful. It is. It's awesome up there.

Where is it? Wisconsin. Yeah. It's north and there. Where is it? Wisconsin. Yeah. It's north and west of here, but it's right across the line. Yeah. Any recs for what to do around there? I've only been there a couple times. Popeye's Restaurant is apparently great, but not Popeye's Chicken.

I thought people were being mean to me. I thought you were being mean to me. An actual Popeye's Restaurant. And then I ate at a nice steakhouse right there on the lake. Okay. It was lovely. What's going on with this Texas A&M coach? Yeah, start there.

So he led Texas A&M. He just got there three years ago. He led Texas A&M, the College World Series Championship Series. It began to come out Monday that he was talking to Texas about taking the job, going to be Texas' coach. And a reporter asked him Monday night, hey, what about the Texas job? And he said, that's a selfish question. Basically called the reporter a piece of shit and just called him out.

And then he took the Texas job 12 hours later. The reporter probably pissed him off. Yeah, but he asked – it was a justified question. Yeah. That guy. Yeah, and he just was an asshole about the whole thing and also i just don't understand uh in college sports going to your rival like i i respect rivalries too much if you're if you're us i don't see how you can go be with them yeah i don't know

i think we need villains like that we need villains but that's a piece of shit man it's a piece of shit it's a lot of reporters and then and then go into your ride like they're lesser than you and then and then just take the job that the guy was asking you about definitely a scumbag move but now there's who would whoever who else would ever do yeah yeah i guess i mean it's a huge storyline he's a villain i mean college baseball has a chance to be able to come up because they've got a villain in tennessee that just won it are they're a villain they're big time villain they're just they're just assholes they're jerks and Well, they have the players that dress all funky, right? The guy was dying his mustache wearing aviators.

Was that Tennessee? That's not Savannah Bananas, I think. Ah, yes, yes, yes. He was doing sit-on. Oh, yeah. My mom's dream now is to go see the Savannah Bananas. She doesn't want to go travel the world. She just says, Brandon, please send me to a Savannah Bananas game.

She would love that. Yeah. Dumb question. they don't just play in savannah no they do they were at fenway last week it's like the harlem globetrotters yeah just like that did they originally just start in savannah i think so they originally were like a team that competed like in a college league and then they got like more and more theatric and now they don't even play baseball yeah now they're just now they don't even play baseball. Now they're just dancing. Now they just thrust. They invented their own rule set called Banana Ball, and it's not baseball. It's timed.

You guys should do that with the Pugs, the softball league. Just slowly break away from softballs. Imagine playing against those guys. Moves just thrusting every third. My favorite is if you're in the stands and you catch a foul ball, batter's out. That happened recently.

They brought the guy out there. Pudgy little boy. Do they ever lose? Yeah, they play against the party animals. Yeah, I think it's an actual... They do. They do actually.

There it is. The party animals are getting an ego themselves. It is a game. They do play, but it's time. Yeah, but he's coming out with a flaming bat, right?

I want to join the team and my special move is just to bleed in the infield. Yeah, you could do that. I'm just bleeding. Imagine Mook with all those like hunks,

those college hunks. I'm just bleeding from every orifice of my body. What if someone catches fire and starts doing really good? You mean... They go to the MLB pissed. Well, has a Harlem

Globetrotter ever gone to the NBA? Yeah, early, right? I think in the... Middle-Ard Clemon? No, but there was somebody early in the life... Well, Wilt Chamberlain was a Harlem Globetrotter. Yeah, but I think he was already an NBA player and then just played with them, right? I don't know.

I wasn't around. I think there was one. I wasn't born yet, so I can't be asked questions like that. Are you on the Harlem Globetrotter Wikipedia as former member? Surely not. I don't think I was. In fact, I know I wasn't officially a member, so I shouldn't be. But I do have a jersey

you have a jersey I have a jersey so that's enough I could argue in fact if we just strike what I just said

from the record and I say I was officially a member I do think having the jersey it's proof yeah it has proof so I think that could be

the story yeah two surnames that include the letters C-H rank among the 50 most common last names Yeah, it has proof, so I think that could be the story. Yeah. Two surnames that include the letters C-H rank among the 50 most common last names in the U.S. You have both names. I got one. I'm going to go with Mitchell. Mitchell.

Wait, wait, wait. Top 50? Oh, that include the letters. I thought it ended in the letter. I think Nichols as well, Brandon. That was a good one. Okay. I don't understand this question. Okay.

It's a very poorly worded question. Two last names that include the letters C-, rank among the 50 most common last names. Che. Both names. In both cases, the Che is within the word, not the first two letters, last two letters. Not Che? Could be more clear. Now I got it.

Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch could be one. Could be Deutsch. So Mitchell, is that top 50, though? I feel like it is. That is pretty pop. Yeah, I like that.

Richardson? Mitchell's number 48. Richard. Richardson. Richardson. Richardson. Richardson. Charles?

No. Nichols was also a guess of mine. Nicholson. And Mitchell was also a guess of mine. Sanchez. Nicholson. Oh, Sanchez. Hitchings?

Who said Sanchez? That's great. Sanchez is the correct answer. Wow. Mitchell and Sanchez. Hitchings. Who said Sanchez? That's great. Sanchez is the correct answer. Wow. Mitchell and Sanchez. Colin C. in chat. Got it. Shout out Colin C.

Fucking Colin C., man. Always on top of it. Who has immediate access to Google. Mm-hmm. But I'm not saying he did. No, you're not accusing him. Never. But he does have the access.

Those are two independent thoughts. He's right there on a computer. This is fun trivia to me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's do more. And so Cody's going there and finishing last every week. Should we all, one night when Cody's going to trivia, we all show up as a team and just beat the fuck out of Cody?

I want to beat the fuck out of Cody. I would love to go. Let's not tell him when. We just roll up and don't tell him we're coming. Let's not even talk to him when we get in the act. Don't say a word. No, let's scold him. Sit at the table across the room.

Yeah. And just fucking kick his ass. Light him up with spitballs. Those were fun to launch. I was never good at spitballs. You needed a straw. Yeah, no. It was pretty easy.

What about hornets? What's a hornet? The paper that you fold and put in a rubber band. Oh, yeah. Did y'all make good paper footballs? No. We had a big phase. Tournaments galore.

Yep. How are you mischievous, Brandon? In what ways? I wasn't good at paper. I wasn't good at crafting something. You weren't good at paper mischief. No, I was just good at just out and out talking too loud or doing, you know. Taking two milks at lunch.

What about fart? Farting every now and then. You fart? No, I never farted in class. I did fart in my dad's rehab one time he was giving his he was giving his big emotional speech everybody in the rehab class was in the council was in the middle and my dad was talking to us and my dad was asking for forgiveness and i just leaned back and let it rip how old were you i was uh i was going to

third grade so i was eight was it a fart because you had to fart or was it a fuck you dad no it was a it was a oh my god this is so uncomfortable so uncomfortable and i leaned back and i put my knees up i leaned back and the fart just fell out it just toppled right out yeah and then the counselor was like well i guess brandon thinks it's time for a break so we took a break oh my god yeah big time fart though what's your dad say he he say this is your fault no he laughed and and i think he needed the he needed the break too all right it was a good fart yeah it's a good fart it's a good time out by me what do you need a break to go do uh don't know uh don't know but he did that rehab worked for a little while it stuck yeah it was

a good one it was a good one it lasted for about 12 years god God damn, good ass rehab. That's pretty much, yeah, that worked. Yeah, that was good. And then what? It stopped working. It wore off. Expired. Yeah. Forgot to renew it.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, my rehab's expired. Where we at? This is insane. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. Pretty solid. Good work. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. Pretty solid. Good work.

Good meme. That made me laugh pretty fucking hard, man. All right, now she's just chilling. Yeah. All right, you want to spin our wheel? Yeah. Why the hell not? I mean, I'm down to wait this out.

You could go ahead and take Mousetrap off of it, though, because Mousetrap, Roan said that. Never going to hit it again. Never. Roan is the one that gets to take that off. And he did. He said it on the case race. If he said that, we would all remember it.

And you're the only one that remembers it. I can get a clip of it. The rest of us that remembers it. I can get a clip of it. The rest of us do not remember. If I get a clip of it, would y'all accept it? No. You wouldn't? I need it live. Call Roan right now.

Because you could have AI'd it. Oh, God, where is she? It could be doctored. middle lane look in the middle lane yeah this is most boring i don't watch a lot of these but yeah this one hey roan you're live on the yak car chase i've ever seen it's good how are you i'm okay do you remember uh on the at the end of the case race when you declared the mousetrap should be off the wheel and that was the last episode for mousetrap that's funny i don't remember that oh but you you said that out of your mouth.

You said, hey, this is the last episode of Mousetrap. Take it off the wheel. Why, did it just land on Mousetrap? No, it didn't. It didn't, but they put it back on the wheel, even though you said to not have it on the wheel. There has to be video evidence of this. Would you like to?

There is, but they were accusing me of maybe doctoring that video evidence how could you doctor that i can't would you like to say right now that mousetrap should not be on the wheel anymore is there video evidence that i said it yes mousetrap's off the wheel wow all right thank you roan thank you take it off but we have to respin now have a good day i guess he was done all right moot wheel you hope you're happy oh that would have been that would have been that would suck bad brandon gets talent oh man all, good stuff.

Oh, wait, why is he calling back? Hey, we just took it off. I think traditional mousetrap is off the wheel. I think there should be something with glue traps. Maybe you put glue traps on your hands and they have to stay on for the rest of the next show. Okay, glue trap is now on the wheels. That made us.

Goodbye, goodbye, Ron. All right, glue trap is now on the wheels. That made us. Goodbye, Ron. We'll put that on tomorrow. I think glue trap should be the person that lands on... We all get one and we chase that person. We have to get them with the glue traps. I love that. They get to run for 30 seconds.

Glue trap. They're very inhumane. So it's going to rip skin? It might. There's probably just a rectangle of glue. A mouse will walk on it. It'll certainly rip your skin off. Ah, good. Oh, that's great.

That's perfect. Look how grizzled Luke still looks. He's gotten older as it's gotten. It's like a bullpen catcher. Ray. Ryan in the back. Alright, we'll be back tomorrow. It's like a bullpen catcher. Ryan in the back. All right. We'll be back tomorrow.

Is anybody out tomorrow? Big Cat's back tomorrow. I don't know if anybody else is. Everybody else is good? All right. We'll be back tomorrow. That's it. It's the act It's the act It's your straw hat, yeah, style of tape

For a while, it's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap, it's the act It's the act. It's the act. Hey, guys.

See you tomorrow. Say bye, Lucas. See ya. Bye.