The Yak - Mousetrap Money Mania | The Yak 9-29-23

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

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20% off your first purchase. This is going to be a bust. Bad. Uh-huh. The cash cube is here. It's too big. It's so big. A very depressing pan over.

It is very clear that this is a new office thing, but we're going to still give it a shot. We're actually going to try it. Yeah. He's over across the street at Target buying as many sticky, slimy things as he can. Should we tell him what to buy or just say sticky, slimy things? I said sticky and slimy. I said panty liners. Is it not going to blow up?

Oh. You got $1,000? Holy shit. The lady looked at me. She was like, what do you want? Oh, shit. She had to have thought you were the horniest man on earth. She made me sit down.

She was like, why don't you sit over there, and I'll come bring them to you. I was like, OK. Am I going to get a lap dance in the bank? Did you? No, I did not. They should make you beat off in the bank before you get a thousand in ones. Yeah, a thousand in ones.

That's a lot of ones. How many ones do they have? Did you just deplete the entire bank with ones? That's right. When I asked her, she was like, wait, are you joking? And I think that I depleted the ones. I think I took all the ones. Nobody else can go get ones. Nobody can get ones from that bank. Can I grip that puppy? And I think that I depleted the ones. I think I took all the ones. Nobody else can go get ones.

Nobody can get ones. No one can get ones from that bank. Can I grip that puppy? Can I grip it? Grip it. Grip it and rip it. Oh, my God. Did you try to catch it like that?

Boo. Boo. Never touched a guap. That's a nice little piece. Nice little piece. That's a half a guap. Boop. Nice snag.

Yeah, can I hold it? I want to pretend to talk into it like a phone. Hey. Hello? Ah, that's not good. That's cool. Let me, yeah. Mmm.

Mmm. I like that. Give it a little twirl. I've seen bros killed for less. Oh. Yeah. It's like a... All right.

I'm 60 pages into the book that I have to read by Monday. Yeah. Yeah. If it's written by a white guy... Tuesday. You have Tuesday. I have till Tuesday. Tuesday.

If it's written by a white guy, it's the most racist shit on earth. We're talking ends. Ends and R's. My God. And real in-depth sex scenes, but also really sad. This dude's daughter just got killed in a drive-by. On her way to a daddy-daughter dance at Cook County. cook county yeah damn yeah that is here the the main character is a nasty hoe fred quisha how many roaches and how did she discover every time a roach is killed there's

like a little obituary but uh there's there's thousands of roaches. Some of them are, like, bored in her place. Oh, they, like, write from the roach's perspective? Well, sometimes. Quan, yeah. The roach's perspective? Yeah, but, like, I don't know. That is nasty. Frequisha drives me fucking crazy. Quan has that in his bag.

Nasty hoe. Street thought. Like, she tries to play this fucking misindependent act. Bitch is dependent on the state. It's outrageous. So this guy, like, he was canceled i think right no way yeah i'm pretty sure because he yeah there's a petition yeah with like like tens of thousands of women signed it yeah he harms being like please stop writing these books yeah because the dad is like austin he's in prison well he's just at Cook County just for like a probation violation. Yeah, Cook County is nothing.

Yeah, he's been there for two years though. Playpen. Are there any roaches there? They call him MC because he looks like Morris Chestnut. Ooh. That makes sense. Have you gotten your book? No, mine hasn't arrived yet.

You're not going to read it, dude. It's like your passport. You're just not going to get it. It's always a mile. I'm going to read it. I speed It's like your passport. You're just not going to get it. It's always a mile. I'm going to read it. I speed read. My God, do you? Do you?

Did you see him in the dozen? Did you see that shit? Oh, I need to see it. Let me see the clip. It's not a clip. It's an hour-long video. Watch the whole thing when you get a chance, please. Can I see a highlight, please?

I won't do it. Kyle, what were your championships against Fran? And Kyle, what were your categories? I did four bachelor-centric categories. Okay. I was actually pumped and I felt pride because it was a crunch time thing. I didn't learn them all until right before, but I did devote a lot of time. Eliminated on the first night of Clayton season,

Ivana Noble from Snellville, Georgia, held what occupation entering the show? Ivana Noble, you wouldn't think by the name or where she's from that she would be a bar mitzvah dancer. And so Fran knew all these, right? I don't think she knew. I don't know if she knew. There's a Wikipedia page with all the contestants' occupations and hometowns.

Unbelievable. Did you? The hard part was learning the boring ones, like marketing manager, sales rep. There's so many. Who was the sales rep? There was like 10 of them are per season. Who did you get that was a crypto guy? That was

the dude from Naperville. Kyle, have you tried just giving it a try to cure cancer? Have you tried it? Just for the greater good? Just give it a stab. That's a tremendous waste for you. Just give it one try.

You do have an extremely strong brain. Yeah, but then that will leave and be permanently gone. What do you mean? That information. It'll last like 48 hours. Oh, if you did it again. Yes, I'm not retaining it. Got it.

Well, maybe I am. That's still a skill. Because when we do the dozen, will be like you gotta do draft picks from like 2000 to 2010 and I'll look at it once and be like I don't remember any of these. I think there are cities involved I'm enjoying. I love it.

Right. And my brain will Can you count cards when you play blackjack? I'm not. I'm bad with numbers. Like how do we monetize this? Seriously. How do you? I'm not. I'm bad with numbers. Like, how do we monetize this? Seriously. How do you? I think the only way is like a Jeff D. Lowe hosted trivia.

No, I told him. This is like my fantasy come to life. You need to find a trivia that's paying at least $750. That's impossible. It hasn't sunk in quite yet how fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous. That is so much money. No, I thought about that a lot over the past 12 hours.

Yeah? Yeah, and when we were Venmoing them, they weren't like, holy shit, thank you. They were just like, yeah. Yeah, we won. Yeah, we won. We deserve it. Yeah, we won. Yeah, because we picked yours. This was in the realm of possibility to them.

When they left the house, they were like, yeah, there's a good chance we might win $750 tonight. We weren't surprised at all that we won $750. We should just have this sitting up there for the next thousand bucks. Yeah, you can. Thousand ones. Those, I don't even know if they'll fly. I don't know. I don't know if this is the correct.

Oh, they'll fly. They got to fly. They'll fly. I think I have to. I think we got to buy think we gotta buy like a real one that has like like that's a phone booth. I think this thing pumps. I think it's pumping. You think so?

Yeah. How do we get this? We have to turn it on, but then the sound is terrible. It's very loud. We're gonna wait till Reed gets back with some other accoutrements and yeah, just throw it all in there for Stephen Che who was suspended yesterday. Stephen Che is locked in right now. He's coding.

He was props. Is he in the data? He's pissed at me. Are you sick, Stephen? Oh, no. You're like a contagious period right now. Thanks for coming in. Oh, no. The most vaccinated man on Earth. You stayed away. You're right here.

You're six feet away from him. We need to get him in the cube. You're in direct, we're in the direct coughing splash zone. You're breathing on us. Yeah. We got to get him in that cube ASAP. ASAP. Damn, Steven.

I was at a bar last night, like boozing pretty heavy. Nice, nice, nice. And this dude came up to me, he was like, holy shit, Donnie. And I was just like, uh, kind of. And he was like, dude, like this has to be weird for you, too, because you don't have a lot of followers. I was like, ouch. And he was like, can we send a picture to my brother? And I was like, OK. And we did.

And that guy was like, that's not Donnie. And I was like, yeah, I'm not. I like work with. Yeah, I told you. Yeah. But then he was like, no, no, no. I thought you were yo- not Donnie and I was like yeah I'm not I like work with me yeah I told you I will yeah but then he was like no no no I thought you were yo-yo Donnie and I said who's yo-yo Donnie he confused me with Donnie Mathias who's that a guy that has 4,000 followers on TikTok oh we have a fella wait he is the fella Nick I thought I was Donnie Mathias. We got to watch this fella. Who's Donnie Mathias? Did you create this? You're saying Donnie Mathias.

Did you create this whole situation just to sneak a fella in? No. No. This guy named Pat. Shout out Pat at the bar. He was wearing a thumb ring. Is it Duncan Yo-Yo guy? He was wearing a thumb ring.

He was wearing a thumb ring. He came up to me and he was like, dude, me and my brother love you. Donnie Mathias. Donnie Yo-Yo Donnie. So it was a guy. Yeah, it's this guy on TikTok with like 4,000 followers. Did you find Donnie Mathias? Let's get Donnie Mathias.

By the way, have y'all already started accruing fellas? Yeah, my album. I'm flush with fellas. The problem is narrowing down to one or two. I-E-M-A-T-H-I-A-S on TikTok. 3,000. This guy does look like me. Dude, imagine how pumped he was, though, to see Donnie Mathias.

Random yo-yo. Look. Dude, imagine how pumped he was, though, to see Donnie McIntyre. Donnie McIntyre. Random yo-yo. Look. Oh, my God. And so, wait. Can we turn the volume up? Because every video is the same. He walks up and he goes, oh, yeah. I'm going to kill you.

I'm going to kick your ass. I'm going to kick your ass. Whoa, this is a fella. Every video is the same way. Holy shit. I'm gonna kick your ass. This is a new wrestling character. You see him in public and you lose your shit.

Yeah. I'm gonna kick your ass. He doesn't do anything else? No. And this guy was a fan of him. This guy was freaking out, like trembling. I'm gonna kick your ass he doesn't do anything else? no and this guy was a fan of him this guy was freaking out like trembling Donnie Mathias

yeah he thought I was Don Mathias I'm gonna kick your ass he just does this big gaps in posting too he didn't post for a month in between oh so he doesn't have the pictures up yet.

Yeah, look, he puts his art up. Yeah, you get to see the progression of his home. I'm going to kick your ass. This would not be the worst character WWE has ever made. Oh, no. He'd be a real. Not a little macho. Oh, my God.

It wouldn't be the worst. They've had worse ideas. This guy was like in tears. 384,000. Can we see the very first one? Yeah, let's see the wouldn't be the worst. They've had worse ideas. This guy was like in tears. 384,000. Can we see the very first one? Yeah, let's see the first one, the Genesis. Ooh. I'm going to kick your ass.

Oh, so it's gotten way more sinister. Yeah. That was a- He's so funny. Donny Mathias, Yo-Yo Donny. Yeah. I don't know if he's a fella he might just be the man he's the man yeah yeah that they thought he that there no bio no bio yet that's incredible

yeah the man is that all the content he has we don't have anything else yes i love it i love it i don't want anything else my celebrity doppelganger. I love it. I don't want anything else. My celebrity doppelganger is Donny Mathias. Put that on your dating bio. With 4,000 followers is my A-list celebrity doppelganger. Nick, did you ever have a moment where you were like, maybe I am Donny Mathias? Maybe. Yeah.

We got to get you a yo-yo. I know. Did I film these videos in a previous life? Yeah. I remember it. I saw myself myself in that kind of shit. Yeah. He's only got one that has way more like likes and that has 53,000 likes. And it's where his glasses are off.

The comments have to be going crazy. From May 5th, 2022. I'm going to kick your ass. That's the one. Oh, my God. Yeah. Haircut? Wait, what do you say back to the haircut?

Yes. Also, everybody go donate to the progressive lady, to the pilot? I have no idea. Yeah, I think he's a weird guy. Oh. Progressively. Do you have think he's a weird guy. Oh. The progressive lady. Do you have any background on him? Nothing.

I found this out last night when this dude thought it was me. So was the dude a Barstool fan? No. That's hilarious. So he had no... A Barstool fan did walk out while this guy was talking to me and like dat me up. And then the guy talking to me was like, I knew it. Oh my God. was talking to me and like dat me up and then the guy talking he's like i knew it oh my god i i could watch those videos all day yeah look look there's another donnie matthias who looks like a quite quite the boy wait there's two donnie matthias yeah matthias sees he's a

black singer oh Oh, no. What? Never mind. What? Oh. Was that my son? That was your son, yeah. Wait, what?

That's why I said, oh, no, because I opened up a tab and it was Brandon's son. Oh, God. Oh, God. What? Huh? I don't have an excuse. Yeah, that was predatory and creepy. Looking at your son.

Defend yourself. Explain yourself. I'm a fair man. I don't deserve any help here. It was Caitlin Walker's Instagram. She put out a picture. Wait, were you on my sister's Instagram? That I have to defend myself.

If that's the case, I will defend that. Where was I? What was that? No, I can't. Next topic. I was riding high after the victory. Peeping some walkers online. Must have been.

I was high. Just peeping some walkers online. Must have been. I remember. I was high. I would love to see your search history, dude. That would be wild. That would be insane. Wild. Ooh. Really?

Ooh. I'm going to kick your ass. Yeah, we got to get him. This is going to be in my head all day. I want him to have a podcast so bad. And that's all he says? Hear the yo-yo. He's really good at like, unless that's an easy yo-yo to have like a what's that called when it just keeps going.

Yeah, it'd be great. Walking the dog. Is that walking the dog? Welcome in. Today is Monday October 2nd and ooh I'm gonna kick your ass. And that's it. That's the whole show. See you tomorrow. We gotta get him on something here.

He's about to blow. You can start a rivalry. The yo-yo company, they make pogo sticks as well, like very expensive ones. Okay. All right. That's a good fact. I did not know that.

I went to the pogo stick world championships in New York City a couple years ago, and it was incredible. Have you ever seen competitive pogo sticking? I see a lot of it yeah it's i'm sure you do but the rest it's like they're doing like five flips in the air like crazy shit i don't know if you can look up i don't know where you would even find it like professional pogo sticking but one christmas i got one of those so something looked a lot like this and i was just afraid to do it. They make it look easy. It's not like that. It's not that. No.

That doesn't look easy. No, that doesn't look easy. They make the bouncing look easy. It's hard to even bounce once. I mean, someone's gonna die. Yeah, I saw it in like the park. Oh, these guys. Oh! Oh!

What was he trying to do? They are grinding! Oh! They had like whole routines that they did Oh, these guys. Oh. Oh. Wait, what was he trying to do? They are grinding. Oh. Oh. They had like whole routines that they did that were incredible. Holy shit. We got to get a pogo stick for the new office. Yeah. Like a big one like this. These guys rock.

Imagine just like naturally coming across this. Yes. Whoa, he slid up. Oh, and he's on the gravel. That's insane. Imagine just like naturally coming across this. Whoa, he slid up. Oh, and he's on the gravel. That's insane. I mean, someone's gotten stick in their ass. Oh, yeah.

Trial and error. This guy, I saw this. He broke the record. This is just weird. He's just doing a small one for. He did that for like 20 hours. It's like he's just jerking off. Yeah, this sucks.

He finishes and he couldn't stand. We chose not to show. He's doing karaoke. Is he singing? Oh, shit. Yeah, he's just... Oh my god. Holy shit. With my way.

And then he decided he was cooked. It was time to step off after 11 hours, 38 minutes. Oh my God. Oh, his legs. Oh. In the Boston area. Just an incredible accomplishment. Alright, thoughts?

Kind of whack. A lot. You don't have to do that to donate to charity. Duncan Murray did like 120K on his boys trip to Pleasant Garden. Wait, every time. Duncan Murray. Oh, yeah. That's so funny.

My boy, Duncan Murray. This is perfect for that. He's everything. Oh, there's Duncan Murray. Oh, man. This is funny. Can we put it on Duncan Murray? Because you know that. That guy is destroyed. Yeah we put a gun on Duncan Murray? That guy is destroyed.

Yeah, they're all making it up, but you know it's bothering the fuck out of them. This is my big moment and everyone just keeps talking about Duncan Murray. And the only attention is probably this video. Yeah, that's the only thing. He was so excited to watch the comment. Oh, he really is. Wait, so Duncan... Oh, he actually did a Duncan Murray reaction Duncan. Oh, he actually did it.

Duncan Murray. On a voice script. On a voice script. I thought that was a joke. No. Duncan Murray. Duncan Murray. Oh, shit. Wait, is that a shape?

That's actually a really good trick suggestion. And because my buddy Nick just started posting videos on TikTok. Great question. Let's see Duncan Murray in action. suggestion and because my buddy nick just started posting videos on tech great question see duncan murray in action wait does duncan murray not have a duncan holy oh yeah no i i believe duncan murray did yeah on the way to garden city north carolina back in 09. 09. Oh, hands free. Oh, my God. Duncan Murray. How old was this kid in 09? I know.

That's the only part that might not be adding up. He might be an Andy Milonakis thing going on. Yeah. He's like 48. Pogoing probably keeps you young. That's true. Duncan Murray. Oh, that guy broke the record.

Yeah, shattered him. Destroyed. Yeah, that guy broke the world record. Yeah, shattered him. Destroyed. Yeah, that's not that impressive, though. I feel like it's a pretty big waste of time. I think feats of tedium like that are kind of whack. There's no groupies. Oh, I bet every group has groupies. For a guy who's just standing there under the rain.

Not the oldest sport in the world. What's that? Wrestling. Come on. There's wrestling groupies? There's got to be wrestling groupies. There's groupies. There's not.

No, okay. That's a lie. There's brothers. There are sisters of wrestlers. There's groupies for jockeys. There's groupies for linemen. There's no like singlet chasers? Like that type of thing?

No. There's not groupies for linemen. Maybe in Iowa singlet chasers? Like that type of thing? No. There's not groupies for linemen. Maybe in Iowa. I can't imagine what those women would look like. No, she's talking about not offensive linemen. She said linemen that put on the... The guys that put on telephone poles? Yes.

There's groupies for those? Yes. That's like the manliest shit ever. That's true. They have bumper stickers. Yes, they do. There's groupies for everything you can find. I have a hard time believing there's pogo stick.

I have a 350-pound motocross rider if you guys want to see him. Yes. Yes. Yeah. For sure. Yes, we do. Sure do. Is that even a question?

He does flips, and he wasn't good enough to qualify for Nextfellas. Does he have a lot of followers? No. Maybe. I don't know. Does he have a lot of followers? No. Maybe. I don't know. Is he cooler or less cool than Matthias? Probably less cool.

But, again, he's 350 pounds doing flips shirtless. I mean, I want Matthias, like, in my crew. Yeah. I think he would hate you. He probably would. He would hate all of us. He wouldn't fuck with us at all. No, he'd probably kill all of us. He'd kick your ass.

Kick our ass. Ooh. Somebody wouldn't fuck with us at all. No, he'd probably kill all of us. He'd kick your ass. Kick our ass. Oh, yeah. Somebody broke the Capri Sun world record. Can we see it? Yeah. Oh, my God. Stop. This looks like it's from 1992.

He's got room for improvement, too. Wait, what? The start was not the cut to the close. Yeah, that was a weird cut. He might have been a swallow in that cut. Does that account post every new record that's broken? I guess not every new record, but a ton of them. Wait, what is the account? The Guinness account.

Oh. I need that guy on my crew. Pull up the Guinness account. How many people are you going to put in your crew? Matthias and I need a new Indian guy. We're still looking for a Mariah. Can Matthias be in your crew if you look like him? Oh, yes.

Does that fuck up the crew? To have two guys look alike? That's not a watch wait a minute yeah oh that's a watch okay that's a stupid record that's a dumb ass record longest table football slash foosball table oh this is awesome oh there we go holy fuck oh. Oh, my God. Where is this? 197 feet. Where's the ball? Is there only one ball? Yeah, there's way too much activity for...

It needs to have one ball. A goal in this would be the most satisfying thing ever. Or devastating. Playing to one would take hours. Oh, I saw this. Most jump rope revolutions in one skip. Whoa. That's cool.

Oh, fuck. That's cool, too, because it's extremely hard to beat. Like, you have to do a whole, like, a ninth revolution to beat it. Three, four. He can really jump. Six, seven. God damn. That doesn't seem... I don't even think there's a jump rope in this

video. That doesn't seem like it'd be that. Like, not for me, but I mean, there's gotta be somebody out there that could... Yeah, like LeBron James. Yeah, yeah. What? It's always LeBron James. LeBron, yeah, yeah. What? Is it always LeBron James? Oh, what is that? Fastest motorized foam dart gun fire rate, 684 darts per minute. That's not his record.

That's the gun's record. Well, yeah. Would he mod the gun? He looks like he would be the type, yeah. He looks exactly like the type. You break that record, and then you just have to clean up. I got to mod this Nerf gun. Hasn't talked to his children. This is the type. Yeah. He looks exactly like the tobacco guy. You break that record and then you just have to clean up. I got to mob this nerf gun. Hasn't talked to his children.

This is the nerf uncle. Oh, this is a next level game. Way to go, man. How many? 50 Carolina Reapers in six minutes. Spice guys are the worst. Oh my God.

He's acting like that after his first one, but it is impressive. Spice guys have groupies. You might have to go to the hospital after that, right? Seriously. Or just go to Care Bears.

Wrong. This isn't a record. This is just a weird fetish. Neon tubes swallowed. Oh, boys. Ruff, ruff, ruff. Awooka. Awooka.

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When I was a kid and I would go to the library and get the book of world records, I would always go to the freaks. That's the shit that popped off. How many is this? He's missing. 18 threes in 30 seconds. That seems like somebody could beat that. Is he going fast?

He's not even going that fast. 18 threes in 30 seconds. LeBron James could beat that one. I could do this. You could break this, Titus. 18 threes in 30 seconds is the record? That's a lot. It does seem pretty good. You have to make every single one.

You have to make 19 threes in a row and be shooting really fast. You know Fasoli's gonna try this at the new office. That's Let's do a living teenager. I live it.

A weird qualifier. That's a nuisance. That that's a no the rest of his life has to be miserable most fire hoops one simultaneous that's that's dope that is dope you guys are just horny why is that nope yeah correct it's hula hoop it's on fire the the fire is... I think she's like a badass. Well, she is. And yes, we are horny. Largest donut. Dope. Oh, shit.

That is dope. That is dope. These two have a bunch. I don't like oversized food. Really? It's pretty easy to be broken, right? And also, do they ever eat it? I feel like I never see them eat it.

They just did... Not them, but a YouTuber just did world's artist pizza as well And it was like an aircraft like really worth of pizza. It was insanely big It was like such a waste of food and the foods never good when we Just hamburger you could get at a restaurant right you Dave and Donnie. It was the worst. It's always America We're it's always yes, isn't America get bored. Yeah, that like uh an asian teen or tween will take any of the cool records yeah we have to go big food it really is like small asian boys that are out here busting records yeah this largest afro male okay no i'm gonna say dope just yeah yeah yeah yeah juggling catches wow that's dope 378 catches at one that's dope

oh behind the back that hoe got juggled oh my god i wish i could juggle well i'll show off he's cocky oh he's nice dope oh that's so dope look at that boy holy shit I've seen Luke with bigger cows holy shit damn that would that's horrifying that's that's all that guy's six five god oh most steps climbed on a ladder while balancing a football on the head That guy's 6'5". What's this? Most steps climbed on a ladder while balancing a football on the head. No. Well, no, it's nope because it's not a football.

It's a soccer ball. Well, that's kind of impressive. Highest kneeling jump. What? What? I didn't even know this was possible. Nah. I mean, it looked impressive but not dope

it doesn't look visually doesn't look cool that's just time to drink a bottle i don't like it oh it's the same guy yeah i like this guy he's just a hot sauce guy greatest distance catching a gummy candy in another oh. Another Asian. Oh, this is so dope. Oh. That is awesome. You could do that. I think I could. You're good at catching things in your mouth. That's not a joke.

Could be broken, but props to them for trying it. 177 feet. Holy shit. It feels dude perfect adjacent, though. Yeah. I don't want to scoop so low. Longest of plows. This.

Three hours. Wait, we could beat that. We could beat that today. Yeah. Oh, no. He's qualified. Oh. He invited the one-armed man to the clap competition.

Oh. That's the last guy you want there. He's not pulling his weight. They invited a one-armed man? Any other event? Where is this? That's Africa. It's literally any other event.

Clap Jesus. Fastest time to eat 500 grams of mozzarella. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is dope. Yeah, because I'm more Italian. Italian claims to be the best eater. Fired up Friday. Yeah, we're ready. Kyle and I were talking about it before.

We're both sexual beings. We have needs. You're not even joking. You were before the game. Yeah, we literally were. Like, you and me, we're sexual beings. Chick wolfing down some mozzarella. Why not?

Holy shit. Oh, my God. being chick wolfing down some mozzarella why not oh my god very good there is something kind of hot about that oh it's her that's what's hot about it's just like yeah it's her face yeah the tits. Yeah. The act itself. The act is the least. Oh, no. What is this guy doing? Blindfolded. And he's got the finger already cut?

Oh, yeah. That's dope. 166 cuts in 30 seconds. He's missing some, too. I don't know. He's not missing. I love that he's got a new finger. That's amazing.

That's so great. I'm kind of rooting for a finger to come off. Well, I mean, what's going on there? Middle finger's. Oh, yeah. It's pretty bandaged. That's so great. I'm kind of rooting for a finger to come off. Well, I mean, what's going on there? Middle finger's missing it. Oh, yeah, it's pretty bandaged. This guy should be a moil. No. Actually.

That was so fast. So fast. That was so fast. Damn. No. Oh, get out of here. Freak. Fuck out of here Freak Freak What is a competitive mullet?

A competitive mullet? Her name's Tammy Maness In the fem mullet division Of the 2022 US mullet championships Oh Oh man Oh there you go Hey

Highest forward flip pogo stick jump. Is that Danny Duncan? Wait, yeah. Let's just say Duncan Murray beat this. Duncan Murray. Duncan Murray would smash this. Ew. Oh, no.

Get out of here. These are the freaks you're talking about. That's dope. I don't like it, but that's what the Guinness Book of World Records is, is freaks with long fingernails. Mascot backflip? Most backwards hand springs in 30 seconds by a mascot. Yeah, I don't care about this one.

No, it's too particular. I don't like it. Too many qualifiers. No. No, yeah. Well, that's good to remember. We could go for any record. There's something about it that I like.

It's so fast. I like how nerdy it is. That's dope. Yup. Oh is it jump with a passenger that's it that's not that doesn't look that crazy look that crazy fermented herring no I can't watch that. Dave, how'd it go? Dave just did a... Dave's here.

Dave just did the interview with New York Times. He didn't go at you? Oh, wait, there's the mic, yeah. No, he didn't go at... Oh, megaphone? What? Yeah, I don't know why that works like that i feel like i'm announcing like uh on stage at playing bingo or something yeah uh no he didn't he didn't he's definitely one of those haters you could tell but he he did not go very hard at me really you could

tell the article the theme of it is like pizza places are afraid of me in whatever he had no examples he kept bringing up dragon pizza in the kentucky place and he's like both kentucky place like i'm like i've done 5 000 pizza reviews give me an example besides those two right of a problem he didn't have it so but it wasn't hard he didn't bring up any of this stuff i don't think anybody who really wanted to be like, let's go through all this shit would ever go on camera because I'm going to body bag you. It was as civil as

it could be. Are you going to release the video? I'll see what he does in the article, but it was fairly civil. Yeah. It was a little bit of a letdown. You were ready for war. I was ready to watch the war. Popping Adderall, drinking coffee.

Are you just wasting it all? It's like I need this thing to be sharp. But it wasn't too bad. All right, yeah, we'll see. We're doing the college football show 1230 tomorrow, Nebraska. Yeah, GBR. He's been little buddying Will Compton. I had to.

It's tough. It's a tough look. Dave's just been like, I'm rooting for Nebraska to be mediocre again. Just pat him on the top of the head. Oh, as like a good thing? Yeah. Like, he's been saying GBR to everyone. Go Big Red.

And like, Will can't do anything about it. So, yeah. That'll be a fun show, though. I've never been to do anything about it. So yeah. That would be a fun show though. I've never been to Lincoln. 12.30 Where is it? Shout it out for anyone who's Something Arena Road. I don't know. They have a big fan

base. I don't think I've ever met someone from Nebraska though. Or know anyone from Nebraska. I got a queen there I do you have a Nebraska and an Iowa queen you have a St. Louis queen Detroit

you understood why I confused those it makes sense yeah Adam Devine Adam Devine's from Nebraska Have you met him? John Chamberlain I've never met him

I'm talking about people in your life Johnny Carson Stumble upon Warren Buffett Yeah these are Of course Danny Woodhead Yes

Danny Woodhead That would count for me Danny Woodhead I think Oh you know him Yeah I know him Tom Osborne Doug McDermott. Alright, yeah. So there are people from Nebraska.

Alright. I've never met a lot of people. I've never met someone from Nebraska. I bet you have. If you're from Nebraska in the Chicago area, come find Kyle this weekend. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Or if I've met you and I'm sorry. Yeah, announce yourself. Come forward, yeah. Can we get Che in this cube? I really want to. Oh, yeah, Reed brought a bag. Reed bought vegetable oil, which I'm really excited for because I think it'll make it real slick.

Oh. What else did you get, Reed? Where'd he go? He's right there. Is that the opposite of sticky? Slick? Slick might be the opposite of sticky, yeah. Crystal oil.

Crystal oil. Vegetable. Applesauce. Can I get everywhere? Okay. I'm with the wet and slimy team that Nick kind of left me with. I'm wet and slimy. Mouse traps.

Nice. Those are actual mouse traps, I think, not the sticky tape kind. Sticky notes. Okay. Nice. Sticky actual mousetraps, I think, not the sticky tape kind. Okay. Okay. Yes. Spaghetti can do it all. It can do it all.

What are people saying about spaghetti? That might be too heavy. We could cut it up. Or just chuck it out. Perfect. Hell yeah. I think we should not do the vegetable oil because, well, I guess it depends on if we want to use this thing again.

That's the question. I definitely want to see the mousetraps in there. I think you're right. We need to have this for the new office. Yeah, I know. It's like it actually would be perfect if we put that in the basketball court and made people do shit. But, yeah, should we try it? I think we should try it.

The audio is going to go crazy. Let's just put it in. Do you want to do the High Noon ad before we try it, Nick? Absolutely do. Absolutely do. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because High Noon Game Day Pack is back. It includes limited edition fan faves, pear and cranberry,

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Those are funny. Yeah. Where's the cash? Good night. Oh, you are really sick. God damn it. Yeah, you are. What do you want me to do?

Come in. I didn't realize you were that sick. He's very puffy. You need to go home after this. Okay. Oh, he's in. He's a little testy. A little sassy.

A little sass coming from Che right now. Che, have you forgiven Kyle yet? Where's the... Forgive me? I put myself in the same position as you to help you out. Because now I can't have you getting hurt. Where are you at right now with Philadelphia, Steven? Fine.

No issue. You need Jalen Hurts to be healthy. Sure. Yeah, that would be a disaster. A disaster. Have you talked to Roan on Sunday? He's legitimately mad at you. Yeah, I did talk to Roan, actually.

Asked it out? Yeah. Do you not personally apologize? To Roan? Yeah. Not really. But, I mean we talked about it we're fine so what do you want me to do do you want me to be standing or sitting I think standing right

pretty big yeah yeah alright let's blow it up let's figure this out yeah we tried we tried wouldn't be the worst thing I've wasted money on it's going to be loud there are two fans We tried. Wouldn't be the worst thing I've wasted money on. It's going to be loud.

It's going to be loud. It's going to be loud. There are two fans. That's not that loud. Well, that's only one fan. Oh, okay. Okay. It's probably going to get twice as loud as it is now.

Yeah, because there's going to be. There it is. You're right. You said this would happen, Brandon. I did. Damn it, you said this would happen. I think Nikki's about to lose. We're about to lose Nikki oh it's going oh oh my this is awesome pretty good I loved it this is way bigger than I thought dude why did I get an apartment I could have

just got that step in in there, Steven, on this side. Feel in there, see if it's blowing. I feel like it's not that loud once it's on. It's blowing. I'll get him in there first, and then we'll throw the money in there. I think we might need to blindfold him, too. Steven, you got to blindfold before you get in. I'm going to doousetraps I want to get those they're right behind you all right it's not bouncy yeah let's get the mousetraps.

We have a camera we can put over here. Take your shoes off. Take your shoes off. Wait, does it have a manscape around it? Everyone, please upvote the stream if you can and subscribe. TJ, turn the cameras. When he's standing in there, the corner is blocking the view. So either turn it or move the camera.

Do you have razors? Scissors? Just go jerk it out. These really hurt him? Yeah, probably. Oh, yeah, I think so. Only if it gets his little winky. We'll let Chat decide if I should go shave my bush.

Okay. What do you got? Again, he got actual mouse traps instead of the sticky traps. See ya, Titus. I don't know if those will fly around, but... Does something smell good right now? Oh, it's all that soap. And then it's very windy. How do you set these?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What have you stuffed in your pants? Nothing, man. Why are you looking at my dick? Wait, what did you stuff in your pants? What's in your pants? Nothing, man. Why are you looking at my dick? Wait, what did you stuff in your pants? What's in your pants? Jay has something in his pants.

He has a fake dick in his pants. How do you have a big dick? How do you have a big dick? I put some socks over my wiener so I don't get pinched. Your wiener's not going to get pinched. You're wearing jeans. Ah, fuck!

Is it bad? Yeah. God damn it. Right on my thumb. Shit. I don't know how to set these. The mousetrap didn't hurt. I don't know how to set these.

Oh, fuck. I think he's popped it. All right. Sounds like it. Did he pop it? Should I try it? You popped it? Again, he has a huge lot of socks over his genitals.

How do you set this? Am I an idiot? Am I a moron? Why do you keep opening the soap? The soap's going to do nothing. I think I'm... Throw one in there and see if it flies around before Steve goes in. Yeah, yeah.

I think I'm a moron. Ah! Ah, shit! Dude, they fucking... I know, I can't. They're flying off. I think I'm an idiot. Is there a direction?

That hurt, damn. Oh, it doesn't even fly? KB just threw a piece of light trash in there. Money's not even flying. Money's not flying. Oh, it doesn't even fly? KB just threw a piece of light trash in there. Money's not even flying. Money doesn't fly? Money's not flying. Oh, this thing sucks. Wait a minute.

It's no air. Okay, I have a plan B. What's plan B? Plan B. Nick, what are you doing? Zipper it up. Yeah, zipper it up. Close the zipper.

Is it going anywhere turns out the 450 thing i bought from china doesn't work that's trying to oh uh no not really yeah it's now a little bit oh we got to reach might have the fans wrong it's not enough to make a mousetrap fly. Oh, no, no. We got it. The fan is wrong. All right. We're going to take it all the way down. I think we should do another game where we blindfold, put a bunch of the money out and the mousetraps.

Did you set it? Oh, that's scary. Careful, Titus. Oh, I hate that. Oh, fuck. That's a loaded gun? That's a loaded gun. That's a loaded gun.

Yeah! Let's go. You go back like this. Yeah, then the cheese pops up a little bit. You put the thing over, and then that goes right in the middle one. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon.

Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Toss it. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Throw it to Brandon. Toss it. Throw it to Brandon. Oh!

Oh, I'm afraid of this thing. This hasn't been a disaster. It's not that bad. It's not that bad? No. I mean, it hurt, but it's not going to cause damage. It's not upside down. The pumps need to go on the bottom.

The pumps can't just be in the middle of the sky Here we're reconfiguring it We need to switch the pumps the stronger pump needs again. I did oh I Wouldn't mind a game of just tossing the toss toss toss the mousetraps around Just caught toss the mousetrap play a game of catch the mousetrap Brandon Just catch it just catch it just simply catch it Oh, fuck. Just toss the mousetrap? Let's play a game of catch the mousetrap, Brandon. I'm not catching the mousetrap. Just catch it.

Just catch it. Just simply catch it. I'm not going to catch the mousetrap. You catch the mousetrap. Here, let me grip that piece. Here, big cat wants to catch the mousetrap. Okay. Sit up.

Oh, my God. Okay, ready? Oh! Jesus. That's fun. Here you go. That's really fun. Here you go. That's fun. That's really fun. There you go. There you go.

Oh, tighten that with my palms. That's fun. That's a lot of fun. Kyle, you want to end? Brandon. Come on. Brandon, just give it a taste. Come on.

It's fun. I'm telling you. We're just goofing. Catch it. it's fun. I'm telling you. We're just goofing. Catch it. If you did a lob throw, how do you catch it? Palm. It's snapping no matter what. Yeah.

You want it? Put me in the game. No, you got to go with hands. You got to go hands. You got to roll it down. You got to go hands.! No, you gotta go with hands. You gotta go hands. Gotta roll dog, yeah. Gotta go hands. Alright, here we go. This fucking hurts, though.

I'm gonna definitely... I gotta get used to... I think we should do... we should go blindfold. Rip it. Here we go. Here we go. Rip it! Oh! Too bad. Oh, went slow.

Yeah. See, Brandon was scared of... We should go blindfold and then spin the wheel. Yeah, I hit my... Oh, yeah, and it's either hacky sack ball or mouse. Blindfold, spin the wheel. Oh, I thought it was at the belly. I thought it was at the belly. She threw a rack at her stomach.

Oh, Kyle. Thank you. Blindfold, spin the wheel. You either get a rack thrown at you or a mouse trap. And if you don't catch it, you don't it oh fuck whoa i'm getting used to it brandon go on let's find it where can we blindfold okay ready you're blindfolding yourself? Oh, here we go.

Oh! This is so scary. This should be fun, though. If it's money, then you have to grab it. Set all four of them and throw them from different angles. This sucks. It hurts. Mousetraps are different angles. It sucks. It hurts. Mousetraps are so funny. It's like vintage jackass.

What are those guys doing back there? Damn. The boys who are scared of the mousetraps? I don't think KB likes loud noise. All right, Brandon, we're done with the mousetraps. You can come back. I'll put one on the seat. All right.

What do we have to do for the cube? We're good. We're good? Okay, let's try it again. Oh, we're back? And again, chat, thank you for bearing with us. This is an experiment. Yeah, experimental.

Experimental. He's going to stuff his dick with more socks. Okay. I think we should play rack or mousetrap. Yeah. I'm down. It's a. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm down. It's a. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Now it's working. Oh, the racks. Close it. I think the mousetrap is too heavy. Mousetraps are too heavy. Oh, she's purring. Oh, this is actually going to work.

Oh, yeah. Money's even flying out of it. It's so powerful right now. $1,000 in there is going to be so much. I think what we should do, I think we should transition here. I think everyone should get, like, 30 seconds in there and just get to keep what you get. Yeah. I like that.

I like that idea. Yeah. I think we got to just do that. Are you blindfolded? I don't know if you should be blindfolded or not. Maybe. Get in there, Zaha. Okay, here's what we do.

Everyone gets 30 seconds. The loser has to mousetrap themselves. Okay. I'm not mousetrapped. I'm not mousetrapped. Winner gets. Don't lose. You get to keep all the money.

You get to keep the money. I'm not mousetrapped. Oh, I get to keep the money. I'm not mousetrapped. The mousetrap's sitting there. Yeah, it just sits on the bottom. Oh, God. This thing is awesome. I caught. With sits on the bottom. Oh, God. This thing is awesome.

I can't. With the. Can we. Throwing the. What? Is it sad? No. That's not sad.

No. I don't think it is. All right. So, everyone gets. We got to. We got to. Wait. Did we already break up the money?

Because it should be the same amount in each one. It should be like $100 in there at a time. Holy shit, that mousetrap just smacked me there. Alright, wait. Steven, hold on. Let's unplug it for a second and let's set up what we're gonna do.

It's so fun. Yeah, I love this. This is so fun. This is awesome. All right. So I think it should be like we should have like 200 bucks in there at a time. Everyone gets 30 seconds in there. You keep whatever money you get. And then loser has to do something.

Okay. Okay. Blindfold or no blindfold? Blindfold. Blindfold. Blindfold? Loser. does loser have to do something with the mousetrap yeah i think i think you gotta put your hand in the mousetrap yeah i think 30 seconds or a minute a minute i think a minute uh i think everyone gets to throw a mousetrap at you until you catch one I think the funniest man can be is if somebody was in that thing naked

we just pixelate the whole thing this thing fucking rocks alright so who wants to go first should we spin the wheel Jesus Christ Titus and I Titus and I might just go mano a mano first. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Titus and I. Titus and I might just go mano-a-mano mousetrap.

Titus is not afraid. It's so much fun. There's so much danger. Yeah, this is just peak jackass. Yeah. Throwing mousetraps at each other. Okay, so Brandon, come back. Yeah.

KB and Brandon, come back. Oh, Kyle's popping off. Oh, Kyle's popping off. Wow. All right, so, Stephen, will you find a blindfold that we can all use? Like a shirt or something? A t-shirt? Oh, here we go. Get your sick germs all over it.

Professional fun hat. Oh yeah, hat over our eyes. You get your own, Steven, because you're sick. Do you want me to get my hoodie? Yeah, your hoodie's right here. He's using it as a blindfold. You want your hoodie's right here. Why? He's using it as a blindfold. Why? You want your hoodie back? Get him.

Get him. Let me see your nipples. Dan nipples. Just real quick. Oh no. Oh, you're gonna catch both? You're insane. Oh!

Oh, that's a rush. One of them got me. Oh, that's a rush. One of them got me. I could do this forever. I kind of want to try to catch him on the same. It's so much fun. It's so much fun. It doesn't hurt.

That one pinched my finger, but it's not that bad. I'll go out for a pass. Here you go. We might just be a mousetrap show now God damn it we're a fucking mousetrap The delay Did it miss you? That was badass Alright so let's spin the wheel to see who goes in the cash cube first.

We'll throw $200 in there, and then just collect whatever you can for a minute, and then keep track of what you have. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right, so TJ, spin it up. You have to catch it out of the air, right? No.

You stupid? That was a huge dub, Mook. Yeah, that felt good. Oh, shit. All right, I'm going first. I mean, what's the worst? I have to catch a mousetrap? All right.

So you're going to throw two ones in there? Yeah, and then you have to catch a mousetrap. If the lowest catches a mousetrap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I got to get in first before you throw the money in? Yeah. So I gotta get in first before you throw the money in? Uh, yeah.

How much time? One minute. I think you should go one minute. Is there a lot in there right now? Ah! He forgot there was a loaded mousetrap in the bottom. Alright, yeah, where's the money? Got an extra brick here.

Also, we should make a rule. You can't grab off the floor. Okay. Big Cat said no. Big Cat said no grabbing off the floor. It must be from the air. You have to grab in midair. So now putting the blindfold on and

scrounging we have lost the open brick. Who's got the open break? TJ did TJ has the open brick. It's gotta count out to hundo. Big cat patiently awaits. More mouse traps are being loaded. I guess you could probably just. Yeah, yeah.

Alright, so this is the sample band. This is the sample stack, so you can pay your. Should we turn it on? Alright, tell me when! He's timing. 3, 2, 1, GO!

Oh no! What was that? Oh no! What was that? Oh no! Oh no! Oh, here we go. Get him! Get him! Oh, they're all stuck to the sides. Oh, that's a strat right there. There's nothing else going. Oh, Gotta move your feet?

Why do you have to move your feet? It all sticks out. What'd you get? Whoa! Whoa, wait! He got a lot. Slaying his money out on the floor. $11.

$11. That was so much fun. God damn it, that was so much fun. Did you get trapped? A little bit. Oh. That one wasn't even loaded, Brandon. That one wasn't even loaded. I. That one wasn't even loaded.

I'm very happy. Yeah, I'm very happy. I'm on Brandon's page. I'm terrified. Also, it helps that I might be the only one here who knows how to set these things. So I know none of you can return fire. Oh, man, this might have been the best investment of my life. Cash cube.

I was laughing so hard whoever threw that mouse trap in there. It like pinched my like somewhere on my body. Yeah, I think during that time you should also

there should be two mouse traps. Yes, yes. Oh, all right. I got 11. Not great. Oh, let's find out who's next. This is a good angle on me.

That was so much fun. Wait, wait, wait. 12, 13, 14, 14. 14. 14. I got 14. I didn't take all the money out. 14.

I got 14. 14 is the leader. I. i got 14. 14 is the leader all right i got this right here wait let me double count it one two three four five 15. 15. yeah you want to make a leaderboard? I got it. 15. I would recommend, I didn't realize that for the first 20 seconds, but definitely stuff the money in your pocket because it's hard to grab it. Oh, I don't have pockets. That was why I started stuffing.

OK. Are those all set? Yeah, all three of those. All three of those are set. Yeah, all three of those. All three of those are set. Oh, mook. No, it's all right. All right, I'm good. Maybe ask somebody else.

He has to put the mic in the top of the. Is it going no? You should have said yes, just never turn it on and have him disturbed. 321 go. Not the ground. Just never turn it on and have them disturbed He got any? He got any. Oh, he keeps going off the ground. He couldn't be worse. Fall over so bad. Oh, shit. Should we throw a trap in?

Yes. Throw a trap in? Yes. Trap them, trap them, trap them. Throw a trap in there right at them. Here goes mousetrap. Hi. Oh shit. What the fuck? Oh What should he get My like to I could be anywhere Fuchs gonna end up walking out with like a quarter Well, he started going for you can't go for the floor the floor is the easiest How much did you get all right, let's count it up

Scoop from ground you scoop. Holy shit. I thought you're doing I blew big cat out of the water. Oh, he killed me 20 Holy the water oh he killed me 20 holy shit 24 mook is that your money from last night you get to keep it mook oh man wrench doing a couple days though unfortunately wait is you 25 or 24? 24. 24. Mook is the leader in the clubhouse. 24 to 15. I'm out of breath. Wait, I wish I had paid attention to your technique now. That was really good.

Do a hand like that. Yeah, just keep clapping. All right. And you got to do some like jogging in place so that the money at the bottom flies up. Flies up. All right. What we need to do is when we get to the new office and we have this just

like permanently set up in a corner, make like some like wild cards. So like you grab, like there's a card that's worth like $50 and there's a card that's worth like, yeah, wet, yeah. There's a card that's worth- Can we put like a blood dollar in there? Yeah. Yeah.

Poop dollar. Poop dollar. Poop dollar. Tattoo. I want it to just be, I want one of us to have to get a buzz cut and just that's filled with hair. Should I throw this back in? No, keep it.

Yeah, we got to throw it back in. God damn, this is fun. Who's up? I think I'm going to lose. I think the game is going to get. People are going to see each other. Luke used hoodie pocket. That might have helped.

Yeah. Yeah. It was easy. Kate, we won't mousetrap you, Kate. We won't mousetrap you. I'm not above it. You can if you want to. Say on the thing, no pregnant women.

No pregnant mousetrap. You're not. Wait, did you trap me? I felt something come in there. Yeah. You can if you want to say on the thing no pregnant women no pregnant mouse trap not We did you trap me. I felt something come in there. Yeah, I was Nikki I just had it like right where your hands were going you missed it So like oh yeah, he was I threw mine a big cat, but Nick just held it there waiting for you to swipe at it Connor maybe get like a cell phone video and just be like rich guy makes pregnant lady try to get money for

children's shoes rich sicko makes pregnant lady work for her food. Oh, there are mousetraps. Oh, yeah. There's mousetraps in there. Okay.

Get sturdy. I'm going to shove it. Get sturdy This is diaper money right here You want your kids to get braces? College fund starts now Like a knot To keep the money Okay Brandon, talk on the mic We're still doing a show to keep the money. Okay. Brandon, talk on the mic.

We're still doing a show. The podcast listeners have to get something out of this. Yeah, good God. Brandon, what's going on? What's going through your mind right now? The things. I'm ready. You scared of a little itty-bitty mousetrap? Three, two, one, go.

It also might be... Yeah. go in Brasov. Oh shit Did mine Did mine have as much money going around it Your started collecting at the bottom I feel like Yeah, yeah, I Feel like I don't have much money going around oh shit do not fall over please make a lot of money she's got a lot of money going oh oh oh oh with her stripping background though I think it helps nag Nick I was giving some help on the walls I like it oh no oh no oh no oh no money flying out like crazy

oh no oh no walls no walls no walls do it for the beef no walls you can't scrape off the walls That was some heavy scraping We'll allow it this time No scraping off the walls I feel like Kate has like a thousand dollars I'm sorry I thought it was no ground not no walls That's okay We'll allow it for you but if anyone else does it Mousetrap

I want to catch one again I'm kind of addicted to it I think I'm going to lose this competition I'm going to have to just catch a bunch of mousetraps which I'm fine with TJ, look up the world record for most caught mousetraps in a minute Oh my god, Keith

What do you got? Oh! Her water broke! See, this is going to make me my hands. That's so much cash! She got so much cash! Holy shit! Oh my god! You might have a hundred dollars. That was awesome! Holy shit! No, that's okay. No, it's okay. What the?

We did not really explain no walls. We said no floor. So going forward, no walls. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a rush. KB, do you have any strat? Most mousetraps snapped on the tongue in a row. Just base level athleticism will not lose. 41.

What's the record, TJ? Wow. 53. 53 mousetraps snapped on tongue. We could break that. I think we could. what a minute TJ oh man I think it's just consecutive it's lifetime oh it is what most mouse released on the tongue in one minute. That's a lot. No, no, cut!

Come back, KB. Come back. I won't do it again. What are you doing? We're just goofing. You're such a manly man. What's wrong with you? I don't want to catch him.

Yeah, give Nicky a toss. No, I can save it for one minute. Okay. Here, toss it No, give Nicky a toss. Okay. Here, toss it to me. I'll show you. What did I tell you before the show? My anxiety is through the roof today, big cat. But no, let me throw a fucking mouse trap.

Are you having a panic attack? Time out. Time out. Time out for Brandon. Time out for Brandon. Let's find out who's next. If the wheel is just, I know who it will be. Yep. Again, I know I cheated and I didn't get any mousetraps thrown at me, so I apologize.

Time out for Brandon. Yeah, but you have to be pregnant. That's true. Okay. That's true. How much did you have? 40-something, 43, I think. Woo!

Yeah, no shot. I don't know. I think you can get... I think it's getting easier You just gotta move your feet You had 15, that's the Sad, very sad So if Brandon gets 14 or less, we get to throw mousetraps at him

Everybody gets a throw Brandon, it won't hurt, I promise you, baby Brandon, just get 15 You get 16 It's fine, baby girl All you have to do is just get $16 Oh, this has to land on Brandon, please Please You get a 16. You get a 16. It's fine, baby girl. All you have to do is just get $16. Oh, this has to land on Brandon.

Please. Please. Ah. No. Tight end. Here we go. Tight end. That's how to set the mousetrap. Set the traps.

You had to wait. Set some mousetraps for us before. All right. Here. I just have mousetraps sitting in my seat right now. What's up with you and the mousetraps? I don't like them. Why?

I don't like getting pinched. I think if it's... I don't like... I will set three mousetraps. If I can control the pain, I'm fine with it. Good man. It's the fear of the unknown. What do you do with them? I like getting slapped, but something about mousetraps.

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I can't speak for everyone else. I myself will not. I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to, I will not throw another mousetrap near you here. Shake. I'm telling you, you will not. I will not throw another mousetrap near you again. I can't speak for everyone else. Me personally. I will not. I'm telling you, I promise you, I promise you I'm done. I'm done. I'll throw it at other people. Not you. We need you back on the show. Is this the one that kept getting you, Luke? Yep. Why? What's got you all wrapped up?

I don't know. He's all just... He's just juiced up. He's on his TRT now. Oh, yes! Wait, did you set one? Do you have one set? There's two set right here. Yeah, we got two in the chamber. Okay. Nick, do you have one set? There's two set right here. Yeah, we got two in the chamber. Okay.

Nick, do you have one set? No, I don't know how to do it. Oh, yeah, I can figure it out. Shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Let's get the stool. Woo.

Yep. All right, ready? Wait. Okay, Titus is going. I'll sneak him. Here it goes. Gotta move his feet. Get him with the trap.

Get him with the trap. He's using his back pocket. He's bad at this. Get him with the trap move. Get him with the trap. Get him with the trap move. Hit him with the trap. Hit him with the trap. He's bad. He's bad.. .

Right here. Right here. . He'll step on it. . . ..... I thought it was fun. I don't think I did well at all. That trap was so perfect.

Dude, the traps are so fun. I don't think I did well at all. This is it. Oh, that's a... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I got ten. Ten! Oh, no!

Hey, you did that on purpose. He wants the trap. You have a fetish. He's kind of a sicko. You got a trap fetish. Why is it so hard? It's hard. You think weight matters.

There was like, there's no money. I just kept throwing money around. What is the technique? Well, you'll be a little bit better because you're lighter, but you got to kick your feet to get the money up. Oh. Because it will float down, and then if you're stepping on it, you got to basically kick.

Choppy kicks. Choppy kicks. Throw it up. Okay. Titus is in last right now. I don't like this at all. But, Brandon, yeah, you'll get more than 10 for sure. Yeah.

Never mind. It'll be fine. Never mind. I'm excited about it. I'm excited for when this is the entirety of the show it already is i did uh i i while you were in there i made a truce i will not throw anything any other uh traps at brandon what about when we're in there you do have to i'm not no i won't okay i i personally will not i will also make that truce after that one it's not loaded brandon it's not loaded brandon's that one wasn't hard attack no i'm good i'm good i'm good i won't i won't do any more mouse traps brandon imagine if he had a heart attack and died and we're like why yeah well we kept on possibility then we won't admit he kept on teasing him with

mouse yeah it's not it's not funny after he asked us to stop you have my word when you go into that when you go into the cash cube and you're blindfolded and you're at your most vulnerable, I promise I will not throw mousetraps at you. I promise. You have my word. I can't wait until we can do this where you can actually see it. We'll set up cameras and stuff. This is a winner.

We've got to keep this. Why were you down on it at first? I thought it wasn't going to go. When they first plugged in, it was the wrong pumps. And I thought it wasn't. It's also like four times the size of any I've ever seen. Yeah. How much was this?

500 bucks. That's not bad. China? It's a great investment. I know what the guy's. It pays for itself. It pays for itself. That's a perfect $500.

Yeah, this should be exactly 500. Exactly. And we could do stuff like, even like when we do Gambling Cave, face for itself. That's a perfect $500. Yeah, this should be exactly $500. And we could do stuff like, even when we do Gambling Cave, like worst beat of the day, you get to go in and there's like 20s in there. Try to make your money back. Yeah. Okay, who's up next? Yeah, what else could you put in there that would be funny other than cash? Or fun?

Wasn't it glue traps at first? The glue traps is a funny idea. Yeah, glue traps. Oh, I meant like good stuff I think we could probably find a more powerful fan too. Yeah jailbreak this thing. Yeah Let's get someone to mod it Whoo Yeah, like can we put a leaf blower in there? Probably. Or what if you had to wear a glue suit? An industrial- Oh, here it is!

Set the traps. get in there boy wasn't this originally a punishment for him it was and we're all doing it well because we realized how fun it is it is fun big cat catch at first i went like this and i was like wait i'm gonna catch it all right is there any of them set right now? I can set them. I gotta get over this fear right now. Do it. Also, what I really want to do is catch it without it going off, because I feel like that's a Jedi thing.

Yeah. Well, I caught it on the opposite side. Here we go. Here we go. Nick, wait. Set another one. Here, I'll set it. Nick, I want you to throw it over the shoulder. Catch to me. From behind there. Can I throw it to you? Go behind there.

Oh, fuck, getting out of here? This could hit my head Give me air so I can make a play on the ball. I know you're gonna try again Here you go, Nick. Try again. Oh, yeah. She's in there. All right. All right, wait. TJ, don't start the machine. Don't start the machine.

Just go three, two, one, and tell him to go. And then there's no money blowing around. Or just don't even start the machine and just let him stand in there for a while. Oh, yeah. Let's not even. Let's just do a little yakking well he just stands in there yeah all right ready no wait don't even start it no no i'm saying like let him just stand in there yeah yeah let him just stand in there yeah um all right so wait this is great we have a camera on him yeah we need to get a camera on him? Yeah, we need to get a camera on him. What's he doing?

Go, go! It didn't start, okay. It didn't start. We should top this whole thing up. Dude, Che's taking an L. Yeah, he's taking an L. Should we zip it up and deflate it? Zip it up. Zip it up! Wait, wait, taking it out. Should we zip it up and deflate it? Tell him to zip it. Tell him to zip it up. Zip it up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Che, you're... It's open. You gotta zip it from inside. Yeah, let's deflate it. Oh, fuck. Put your blindfold on. We'll zip it.

All right, now put your hand... Wait. Wait, Che. I stoned your feet. Wait. Grab the mic, Che. Grab the mic. Wait, grab the mic, Che. Grab the mic. Grab the mic.

Grab the mic. Grab the mic. Che, grab the mic. Grab the mic, Che. This is good. This is better. Yeah, let him do this. No, Che.

He's so close. He's so close. He's still dancing like come on What is going on? Turn it off. What? It's on suck. It's on suck, not blow. Oh.

So the money's not blowing. Time! Time. Yes, dude! How much do you have? How much do you have? What'd you get? How much do you have, Che?

I got none. None? No, look. Hyperbole. How much do you actually have? How much do you actually have? How much do you actually have? How much do you actually have? How much do you have what'd you get i've jay i got no none no hyperbole how much do you how much you actually have you have zero empty your pockets empty your pockets let's see how the money didn't leave the floor. Yes, it did. It was blowing like crazy. $0.

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That's a sick boy. Oh, he is sick. He's got to go home. Jay, you're going home after this. Okay. this okay making saws if this up is so cruel it's so cruel Ready? Should let him go for real. 3, 2, 1, go! Go! There you go!

Nick's deflating it right now. He's doing a lot of clapping. Big clap moves. Keep going, Nick! I don't want to. You going, Nick? It's great for the audio listeners of the past. Drop his ass. Sorry, we're gonna trap him, Nick. Funny shooting out of the bush. He's got a lot. I feel like he's killing it.

Five, four, three, got a lot. He's got a lot. How'd you do, Che? How'd you do, Che? I'd count your money and then you gotta go home. Alright. Sick boy. Sick puppy. Did you cough while you were in there?

And let your germs just blow all around? I had my own mess. Oh, he has a ton of money. Oh, God. a ton of money. Oh, God. Got a good pile. In the back pockets. Damn.

Deceptive. Damn. Holy shit. Did you guys fuck with me? How did I only get ten? Oh, you sucked. Because you... Yeah, you sucked. You just sucked.

You want to lose. I've never seen your face light up. Discovered the mouth. He's a devious hobo hobo goblin. Yeah hobgoblin hobgoblin hobo goblin. It might be part of my pussy chunky. Yeah yeah. I started writing my story last night by the way. Me too. I'm already. Yeah just lines. It's uh yeah yeah. You're building out bars one by one? No clear story yet, but, uh, bars. Hell yeah. Oh, I know how to do it now.

What? Oh, set it? Uh oh. Alright, toss me it. Oh, there's some in the cube, I'm gonna grab them. 22. 22! 22.

Oh shi- AHH! Oh ho- Oh! Oh! What's- wait, what's the worst case scenario? I had the worst. It went right on my thumbnail. Yeah, if you get it on your nail, that's the worst. Yeah.

But your finger can't get stuck in it, can it? No. No, you will not- A rat trap would break a bone. Yes. Okay. A rat trap would fuck you up. We'll do that on Monday. Then obviously bear trap as the season finale.

This is clearly not dangerous enough. How do I set it? You put it back. I don't think I want to teach you. Yeah, I know. I liked it a lot better when I was the only one who knew how to set these things. It took me 40 minutes to figure out. I don't think it's set.

Is it set? Brandon, when you go, we'll just pour all the spaghetti in there, and you have to – Oh. Danny learned how to settle. Did that get you? What a rush. Why do you guys keep getting excited after it happened? Dude, it's fun.

It's like a fun hurt. It's like painful, but not. It's like painful. You know the gum that used to shock you when you pulled out a piece? Yeah. Yeah, I never liked that. Yeah. Kyle's very close to being in on this.

I know. He's asking all the right questions. Get me in the ass. Just get me in the ass. You want in the ass? In the ass. In the ass. Oh, dude, it's going to bounce off.

Yes. All right, get him in the ass. Yes. It's all right. Get him in the ass. No, it's going to bounce off that thing. Get him in the ass. No, no, it's gonna bounce off that thing skin with the ass No, just place it there

Place it on his ass dude KB stacked. Yeah, he is he's peach. He's caked up Always getting DP'd. I don't know if I know how to do it. Just place it right... Not the dick! Other way. Push the cheese onto it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the cheese onto it. Are you sure?

Nick's gonna... Get my ass! No, wait. No, not that way. Hold on. Titus, Titus. We need the ringer in here. Oh!

Ah, fuck. All right. Spin the wheel, see who's next. Get his ass. Titus is the mousetrap specialist. Oh! Shit! His ass is too...

It's too thick. Too firm. Reluctuous. It's too thick. Damn. You shit with that thing? Yeah, he does. Yeah. All right. Oh! voluptuous Damn you shit with that thing The worst part is I'm now I'm so addicted to it when you throw it I like you go I long for I Say this this is how I felt the first day of the wheel. Yes! Alright, Zah's getting in.

Alright, let's go Zah! Let's go Zah! Hold on, hold on. Here goes KB. Here goes KB. What the fuck? What the? It kinda hurt. I thought you caught that without it snapping. Nah.

All right, Zaha. All right, Zaha. Yep. Oh! You have to beat zero. Che, what'd you get? 20-something? 22.

22. All right, go home. Sick boy. If you're sick on Sunday, don, go home. Sick boy. If you're sick on Sunday, don't come in. Titus hasn't stopped smiling. This is the happiest I've ever... So much fun. This is my favorite day at this company by far. I'm having so much fun.

Oh, mother... Yeah, I need one. Oh, you bailed. I'm so afraid. I just want to not know where. Where do you place this? Like in here? Oh, in that one. Okay.

Okay, Zah is in the booth waiting. Oh, this thing. Oh, wow. Okay, I got Yeah. You ready? Yes, sir. Oh, this thing. Oh, wow. OK. Let's go, Za. OK, there he goes. Kicking up a lot of dough. Here come the mouse traps. Oh my days.

Is he getting them? Is he stuffing it? You got him. You got him! You got him! That one got him so good! That one got him good. I got one in his pocket! Who's gonna grab it in his pocket? He's screaming. Oh my god. I

Bitch got my baby toe. It got your baby toe? Who calls it their baby toe? You mean your pinky toe? Got my baby toe. Your baby toe. Your little baby toe. How many did you get? What'd you get, Zah?

That's called my baby toe. Yeah. He's sweating. Oh, shit. You the year. Yeah. He's sweating. Oh, shit. Ah. You crushed that. Wow. Let's go, Za. Okay.

All right. Yeah, move. Get all the traps. All right, we have a death $100 bill now. Oh. You end up with this. Yes. It's wet.

Yes. It's a wet and a mousetrap. Mousetrap throwing at you as you're getting wet. Yeah. Yes, it's a wet and a mousetrap drop throwing at you as you're getting wet Throwing a me nick. I haven't caught one yet. I want to catch one Yeah Yeah Oh, haha. This is... Yeah, I won. Oh, shit. Woo!

Oh, shit! Oh, it's still set! It's still on. Don't let it near Brandon. We have a peace treaty with Brandon. Oh! Fuck. Did that get you good? Oh my god. That hit me right in the head. Alright, who's up?

Oh, this is so fun. It really doesn't hurt. It's just like shocking. Oh, it's fun. It's painful. Yeah. 16? I thought you got way more than that

ah i can't settle. How is Kyle doing this? I don't know. Zai, you are drenched in sweat. Who's up? The next case race you do you have to just buy a thousand mousetraps oh here we go here we go maybe you want to get them what you want to get nick All right, Nick over under 15.

I think you'll get a lot. I think Nick's going to crush this. Yeah. He's got long arms. All right, so we've got three left after Nick? Oh, yeah, you and Brandon. All right. And then we'll see.

Right now it's still Titus. I might not have to go. Three, two, you and Brandon. All right. And then we'll see. Right now it's still Titus. Three, two, one, go. Why might you not have to go? Oh. Get it, Nick. Come on, Nick. Stuffing his pants? Oh, fuck! How'd you do Nick? Oh... Three? Three?

Hold on. Oh, the mean girl's pants. He put them in his pants. Five? Six? Uh-oh. Seven? Seven.

Oh no, Nick. Seven? Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no, Nick. Seven. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hot seat. Yeah. I think loser has to do like a little pretend they're a mouse with their fingers and go.

We'll zoom in a little play and just. Like a little tech deck. You're right. That's the rules we made. I'll do it too. I don't care. One got me like right on the forearm. It is interesting that the three of us that are like most turned on by the mousetraps, we got the lowest.

We're the three lowest scorers. You're not playing out of fear. All right. I'm going to bring some mousetraps to my date tonight just to spice things up a little bit. Just keep one loaded in your pants at all times. Oh, yeah. All right, Brandon, you're up. We won't trap you.

I can't wait to see the big lummox in there. I won't. Can someone just throw me one? It still hasn't worked. It goes in here. Itx in there. I won't. Can someone just throw me one? It still hasn't worked. It goes in here. It goes in. It gets stuck right here. The only ones that hurt are when you don't set it correctly and you get it straight on.

Straight on. I've done that twice. Then it goes right in there. And then if you get the cheese off, the whole thing. The whole thing goes. All right, spin it. Okay, KB, can I throw it to you? Okay, I'm going to lob it.

You might just not have pain. Okay. minute okay kb can i throw it to you okay i'm gonna lob it okay i get it i thought i thought it was unbearable no it's like a fun yeah it was it hurts it hurts but doesn't hurt enough that like you don't want to keep doing it it's just shocking i love it we all have the same anxiety well maybe not at love it. We all have the same anxiety. Well, maybe not at the level, but we all have the same anxiety Brandon has. It's just we're not pussies. Right. It's scary. Yeah. He needs to get over it. It's a good fright.

It's a great fright. It was hard to catch the dollars. How did? I know. Is that it? Yeah. All right. Who's up, TJ?

Where the fuck are we going to put this thing? Brandon's fear also isn't, it's not the mousetrap. It's the noise the mousetrap makes, if know Brandon correctly because he's balloons popping as well. Oh Okay. Oh you like that Brandon like right you have to pull the cheese up, but then it goes like right there Yeah, I'm sorry pop. It's the suddenness and you got balloons and horses Yeah, there you go. Oh shit, okay. I got it. Can you send me one more? Yeah? Yeah, we should get a horse in the office. All right Brandon. You're up. Oh Okay, that gets you a little bit

Brandon Brandon's you're like turned off Cuz I heard enough I need more pain No trap I'm not trapping you. I've been a man of my word. He's so true. I'm not going to trap you. There might be some in the bottom, but they're not set.

Some other people might trap you. Why on the heel hurt the worst? On the heel? Other people might trap you. I stepped on one and let him go. Oh, shit. And if other people trap you, he's going to scream like a girl. It's going to be awesome.

Wait. Get the hat. the pass the hat why are we making Brandon I promise I won't trap you oh oh I don't know all the way down. Yeah, look at my eyes. Oh No, okay. Oh no ready 3, 2, 1, go! Ah! Ah!

His shells are so good. His shells are so good. Oh, you went for the dick! Is he getting any? Come on, Brandon. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best.

Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. Brandon, you're the best. getting it

come on brandon that's just yelling for the it anyway brandon that's all about owners i don't do that. Just kidding. Has he got any?

Wait, was that a bar of soap? A bar of soap. He's afraid of cleanliness. Do some spaghetti. Yeah, give him some spaghetti. Five, four, three, two, one, stop! Did he get any money? There's one stuck in his... he just has one dollar, I think. I'd love to see his actual heart rate right now.

Did you get some spaghetti? Yeah, we threw some spaghetti. Little scat. How many did you get? I'd love to see his actual heart rate right now. Yeah, we threw some spaghetti. How many did you get? Oh, you got some in your pocket. Better have more than what? What's next? Seven? Seven.

Oh, fuck. Seven. Four. Five. You might have won. Kyle, I need you to do worse, man. Come on, Kyle. Wow. Brandon did way better than I thought.

Damn, Brandon. What'd you get? 19. Nice job. When we're ready to retire this, we do put the oil in and have a slippery cube. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Kyle all peached up. Look at him. God damn. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah. Put that thing away. I didn't know you had a slim ass waist. Put that thing away.

TJ, make sure you get him going in there. Where did Brandon put it? Kyle, I honestly have no idea. it's in there yeah oh look at that clear out the traps in the bottom KB oh I actually hurt oh I hurt myself stomping on the traps yeah just the ones that were already done did you throw a trap I didn't throw a trap I swear I did not throw a trap I swear to god I did not throw a trap somebody threw a trap that I did not throw a trap. Somebody threw a trap. That's fine. Somebody threw a trap.

It was not me. I held up my end of the promise, Brandon. I did not. I don't know how to set them. I don't know how to set them. There's one in the shaft. Also true. She does not know how to set them.

I'm a man of my word. Brandon. Yes. Okay. They said. Brandon. Yes. Okay. It's so addictive. All right. Last man. He's got to beat seven.

And what's the final point? Just crawl with your fingers right into the mousetrap. Eat the cheese. Holy shit! I think my baby... We're trap queens right now. I'll do a trap. It is exhilarating.

It really is. Drop that right on my dick. Okay, here we go. Kyle's last one. He's going to get hundreds of dollars. Yeah, he's going to crush this. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Oh, that one's actually attached to your pants.

Kyle's going to be awesome with this. Can I throw one in there? Go center of gravity. Yeah go get him, go get him. Good footwork. That was awesome. Five, four, three, two, one. I sniped him. I sniped Nick.

That was the perfect line. Right in the ass, dude. My ass. I sniped Nick. My little tookus. Holy shit. Man. Oh, he filled up his belly. Yeah, I feel like he's got a good amount.

Yeah, he's got a lot. I think I lost. That was so bad. No chance. What do you mean? That's more than seven. Oh, gee. That's more than seven.

Oh, shit. That's a good amount. Okay. All right. Nick? Yeah, I lost. Want to do a little itsy bitsy fingers? and seven. Oh, shit. That's a good amount. Okay. Alright. Nick? Yeah, I lost. Want to do a little itsy bitsy fingers? I'll do a little itsy bitsy fingers. Alright, let's spin the wheel and then we'll finish with you. Just zoom in. Looks like 17.

I think KB got $17. Went inside the mousetrap. Oh, fuck, man. That might hurt really bad. This is a very fun day. You can turn it off. That was loud. So loud.

So loud. Yeah, pretty rude to everybody else in the office. L audio. I don't know what we're going to do with this in the interim, where we're going to put it. Oh, God, it's going to collapse on Zaha? I guess where we're gonna put it oh god it's gonna collapse on Zaha I guess we could try to put it back in my car oh no Yeah, we owe the podcast. Monday we'll do no videos.

No videos at all. Oh, we'll just yak. I was going to the bathroom and I heard like heels clicking upstairs. I'm like, oh, there's people with real jobs up there. No idea. We're just throwing mouse traps and make life Are you wanna spin the wheel TJ and then we got to get we got to set up the cinematic ending of this? with Nick

Also, oh shit, this is a bad wheel right now Fuck you. Oh no. Fuck you. Oh no. Brandon. What if this is you? Nicky, give him a tickle.

Give him a little tickle. Oh man. We create a dueling Screams which it roan scream than yours and then runs than yours just you are a great screamer, but yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, no, yeah, he shouldn't be here He didn't be here. I didn't realize he was here. He didn't, like, look good. No. No, he looked very puffy. He looked like he was going to throw up. Yeah.

Most vaccinated man in America. Thoughts and prayers to everyone who went after him in that thing. Oh, jeez. Put on the mask that he... No, I think he had his own. He had his own mask. Oh, he did have his own? In the air, yeah.

All right. We're all going to get sick. I can't set him gotta go in between bar down for no trap down first then bar into hole of cheese yes Titus is like when I went shooting with sass like sass was way too good with the gun yeah Titus is way too good with the traps Yeah All right spin it TJ let's get this over with Who's gonna be

All right there we go Nikki I don't think that's it Yeah Beautiful didn't have to stress oh fuck it Shay Shay seemed

like he was also broken yeah a little bit broken he was? he was really mad at you? yeah I could tell he says people are actually threatening him Yeah, a little bit mad at you. Yeah. Damn it. He was? He was really mad at you. Yeah, I could tell. Aw. Yeah. He says people are actually threatening him.

That's fucked up. And I just probably fueled that fire. Go, go, go, go. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Go, go, go. Sit. Go, go, go. Now, yeah, and then Che has to stay healthy for me.

If someone beats Che's ass, then I look terrible. Yeah. True. You're in double jeopardy, so you need to. What the phew. Yeah. healthy for me if someone beats chase ass and I look terrible yeah true yeah I just got wet like two days ago yeah that's how it works buddy yeah I mean KB once had a story he was like like 10 yeah we put the odds together. It was like the odds of like an asteroid hitting earth were way higher Do something do so do something Dive in front of the bullet You want it to land on your name now.

1-0. 1-0, Mark. All right, Mark. Come on. You could tell, too, Titus. This is his real initiation of the act where the first time he's like, all right, this isn't bad. And now he's like, fuck this. Is Brandon good?

Yeah. He's fine. I think he's just got family in town so he's oh yeah he's gonna get to his mom's birthday dinner go go go go there we go oh what's the score two one titus tj you doing a subathon tonight everyonethon tonight? Everyone please sub to the Yak YouTube, please. We finally got over 125. Love it. Like the video as well.

Oh. Nice tight end. Yes. Yay. Easy. Light work. Light work. Man.

Light work. Yeah, TJ's playing Mike Tyson Mike Tyson Punch out Mike Tyson Mike Tyson Mike Tyson

Facebooking now He's gotta be Polish right Mike Tyson Wait TJ before you get wet Let's Actually no yeah Go get wet And then we'll finish with Nick

What camera should we use For a zoom in We don't have to do it. What should we do with this money? You guys can just take it. Yeah. Should we just throw it outside? Let's go to the strip club. Yeah, we could.

Hmm. We should save some ones for next time. Yeah, save that brick. Grip that thing. Oh! Oh! Oh, Kate got me good.

I feel invincible right now. Yeah, yeah. The second you push that thing out, you know it's not there. I got my fat. Yeah, I hit my fat. Yeah, Kate's loves to toss them. I do. I do my fat. Yeah, Kate's loves to toss them. I do. I do.

Oh. We're all going to take our work home with us and just start throwing mousetraps at our loved ones. I'm going to get my son so bad with these this weekend. Yeah, this is one of those days it's tough to explain what we do for a living. Yeah. Like the grabbing dollars in a cash cube wasn't the weirdest thing. While we wait for TJ, did you see I clipped it up from the Ryder Cup finale, the Jake Marsh, he had a who should the MVP should have been moment.

Oh, no. He was interviewing you, and he said Big Cat three times in a row. No. He said, I'm here with Team Big Cat, or the captain of Team Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat. Oh, three in a literal row. Three in a literal row. That's actually impressive. Yeah, I tweeted it.

Yeah, it's so funny. Grammatically, that was pretty funny. It made sense grammatically. It was just like, I'm here with the captain of Team Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat. It was so funny. Shout out to Jake wait you tweeted or no? I tweeted it like last night

yeah I was watching it who should the MVP should have been found a good halibut place in Chicago if anybody needs a halibut spot I just got a text about halibut from Nico? yeah is he here? no no he's just a big halibut spot. Oh, that's huge. I just got a text about halibut. From Nico? Yeah. Is he here?

No, no, he's just a big halibut guy. TJ. Oh. Oh, he's so. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, play it again. Play it again. Here with the captain of Team Big Cat.

Big Cat, Big Cat. Big Cat. All right, TJ, where should Nick's little mousy fingers go? Big cat. Big cat. I'm here with the... All right, TJ, where should Nick's little mousy fingers go? You're really excited for this, huh? I'll do it, too. No, no, no. I like that the bad shit only happens to me.

Right up here, maybe? Here. I got one loaded. You know what? Let's do... Do we have another blindfold? No, I don't want a blindfold. No, I want to do it.

Let's do blindfolded. Oh! Let's do clock shot. have another blindfold? No, I don't want a blindfold. No, I want to do a, let's do blindfolded. Oh! Let's do a clock shot. Hey, the dick is foul. That's foul play. My hand and your hand. Let's go. Someone do their tongue.

So I guess I'm Jewish now. I'm going to be busting like that one setting on the hose that's flat. All right, put one on there. I'm not blindfolded. I'm blindfolded before. I can't do it. I'm going to busting like that one setting on the hose that's flat I'm not blind I can't do it. No, I don't want to do blindfold. This is a nervous laugh, not a happy laugh. I'll do blindfold, you do the fingers. Put one down and I'm gonna go blindfold. That was not me for the record.

Alright, where do you... Oh my god! That was just a nut shot. That was a nut shot? That was a nut shot? Alright. Oh no.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Alright. What? Oh no! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Just laying with still the blindfold on! Get your ass up! Get the rim of your butthole.

I love this shit so much. Oh, God. And it didn't even go off. No, it didn't go off. It was just a rock in my mouth. It had nothing to do with the mousetrap. I want all three of you just said it And I'm gonna put on the blindfold

And just throw him at me Alright If you catch all three Try to catch all three No nut shots No nut shots No nut shots Hold on

Okay Okay, you guys have them set? Yeah, me and Ty just do. Wait on Nicky. Get in there. I forgot how. Okay, it's set. All right.

Three, two, one. That was a wrecked shot on my fingernail. Oh, fuck. And then the other one got my arm. I caught you in the wrist. I want to watch that back. Oh, fuck. The fingernail is where it hurts.

You don't have to do it. No, I do. No, you don't. I lost. You don't. That is a nice cinematic way to end it is the slow-mo. Yeah, the slow-mo. Oh, yeah.

Let me play it again. It was the one got me right on the fingernail So much fun. It's so much fun. Oh, God. I think you... You walk from here. Yeah. Oh, thank you, man. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah Fingernail past it. That's what you got to do So I gotta get my nail past that Oh fuck me Here we go You're a warrior

What? Oh come on. Take the cheese. Tease God. Tease God. Just a little nibble. Just a little nibble. Oh.

A little nibble. Ah. Oh. Teasing. Ah. Oh, no. Get the cheese. Oh, no.

Get the cheese. Get the cheese. Get the cheese. You're a hungry boy. I'm a senior. Oh, you want it so bad. Oh my god Get the cheese little boy Whoopsies You should have Gotten for the cheese

How'd that feel? Ugh Great job Nick way to go for it Full send Alright thank you everyone for watching Please subscribe if you had fun today Like we did.

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