The Yak - Naming Every Woman We Can Think of For International Women's Day | The Yak 3-8-23

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Well, Kate has Down syndrome? I think Kate has Down syndrome. At least a touch. Honest to God. Happy International Women's Day, by the way. Yeah, thanks for all the women out there. It is ironic we discovered that, or you discovered that this morning.

Yeah. She checks a lot. Wow. Did you see they were going around doing the Billy on the street, like name a woman? Yeah. I actually couldn't name one. I said Madea. I said can't name one.

I said Dame Judi Dench. Yeah. I was going to name, I don't know why Hillary Clinton popped in my head, but she should be in jail, so I didn't really want to get that. You don't even want to say that name. You're going to bullet in the back of the skull. Yeah. My go-to is always Michelle Obama.

Oh, that's a good one. Mother Teresa. There's Corky. There she is. Spice. Hey. Yeah, I need to get a woman that I have as my dog. Yeah.

I'm a woman. Oh. Yeah. You really are, aren't you? You're doing great. International Women's Day. Is it? It is. You knew that. Well, look at us. Look at us. How could we get there? I'm a champion of women, I think. Now, International Women's Day, though, you're

from America. Yeah, it's pretty easy here. I know, but... International Women's Day, though, you're from America. Yeah, it's pretty easy here. I know, but International Women's Day, I acknowledge all the women globally. Oh. National Women's Day would be your day. International women. Right. I'm acknowledging.

I'm acknowledging the likes of. It's Foreign Broads Day. Celine Dion. Yeah, it's Foreign Broads day. Celine Dion. Yeah, it's foreign broads day. Celine Dion. Well, can I say... Can I say something? I just appreciate that as a woman here in this country, I feel comfortable wearing

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Get ready for spring with Roback. Kate, any new diagnoses? No, I went and got all the blood work done the other day, though. I can't wait to find out. You got no news this morning about yourself? No. Oh, yes. Down syndrome?

Yes. So what happened? What? I was on the Down Syndrome Wikipedia page. Yes. Why were you there? I was writing jokes. Okay. I thought it would be funny on the Down Syndrome Wikipedia page. Yes. Why were you there? I was writing jokes.

I thought it would be funny if the Special Olympics added the dunk contest. But anyways. I would be sick. That would be a win-win. They would love it. The guy getting dunked. The guy throwing the tennis ball. Everyone would love it. Why everyone want to believe?

But a lot of the... She has a lot of... I do. You have a lot of the traits. Yes, I do. The first thing was like the big toe gap that she showed yesterday. Big toe gap. There was a picture of it. It looked just like that.

Exactly the same. And we were working our way up. Like, you're constipated all the time. All the time. All the time. I'll say it. I'm really slow. Oh. Your, you're constipated all the time. All the time. All the time. I'll say it. I'm really supposed to. Oh.

Your teeth. Yeah, look. Yeah. That's me. That's literally my feet. Tennis ball. Yeah, but if I saw those feet, I would know what's up north. I don't think you have those feet.

You would. She does. She showed them yesterday. Yeah, but I didn't. Still. Still. Go back to that. Yeah.

Not. Yeah. There's something about. Yeah. There's also flexible joints. Yes. Flexible joints. Constipation.

Things you brag about are just symptoms. Yeah. Of Down syndrome. Of Down Syndrome. I have hiccups. I'm going to sit up in a second. Does Sydney Sweeney kind of look like she has great rack? Great rack, first of all.

I love when he does that. Where's she from? I just love when a dude does that. He does it to co-workers. That's not his fault. Almost exclusively. Sydney Sweeney does it automatically. You That's not his fault. Almost exclusively. Certainly. That's not. Sidney Sweeney does it automatically.

You were just on his podcast. I was. How'd it go? I don't know. I listened in and you were locked in. Yeah, I was too intense. Oh. I was just regurgitating things that I thought were popular takes. Was it about crime?

The Murdoch's. Oh, okay. Or college basketball. Could have been one of those. popular takes was it about crime the Murdoch oh the Murdoch okay or college basketball could have been one of those are they inbred yeah they look fucking weird

I was thinking that and I think one of my hot takes is that I don't I wouldn't be surprised if they were if the dad was fucking the kids

he's got beady little eyes whoa that's taking it to another level yeah I think he was He may have been I think he may have been Fucking the

The boy The gay boy who died The gay boy's still alive No the gay boy they killed The one they killed On the side of the road That was Oh

Which gay boy are you talking about Buster Buster Oh Yeah I don't know A boy named Buster Can you give me some water

My water Or you give me some water? My water or you want me to get you another one? Let me go get you another one. All right, sure. Make sure you have enough to spill on the carpet. Oh! Hey. Rony. Rone is here.

Bugby. Bugby man. Give him some water. Here we go. Sorry for your loss, Rowan. Yeah. Ducks. Yeah.

They're very sad. Can I say something? Maybe KB should just do the tennis joke again. Yeah. I was going to say it was a lot funnier when Brandon's dog died. I didn't want to say anything. But you didn't felt it, too? No. It was funnier than when my dog died. It was a lot funnier when Brandon's dog died. I didn't want to say anything. You didn't felt it, too? No.

It was funnier than when my dog died. It was funnier, but... Kyle, you're gray. You're gray as fuck today. Kyle had a banger joke. Do it. Say it. Say it.

Say it. Say goodbye. R.A.P. Penny. That gray Macy's fit. You doing okay, bro? Oh, yeah. Oh, you're singing Ice Fry.

Sucks, dude. Sucks you're slinging ice for her. Sucks, dude. Sucks. Yeah. That is so fucking sucks. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a lot of juice today, to be honest, but... Kyle had a really funny joke. Yeah, I'm dying to hear it.

They were joking. Nick was saying... Get out. Huh? Get out. Let's replay the story. Nick, what were you looking at? So Kate has Down syndrome.

Yeah, yeah. And I was on the Down syndrome Wikipedia page doing some joke writing. I was just like, what if the Special Olympics had a dunk contest? That is funny. I think that'd be a win-win for everyone. They would all love it.

The kid getting dunked. The kid throwing the koosh ball. Oh, that was a remix. He did tennis ball first time. That is good as fuck. Holy shit. I was going to say, do you think they'd have seven-foot hoops, or do you think it would be trampolines?

Everyone brain-whistled. I think lower hoops would be better. Lower hoops. Just tell them they're ten-foot. I think there's kids that could dunk. I don't think you got a lot. In the Special Olympics. I do.

By the way, did you guys see that the roof ball, we had a twist. The guy who was announcing roof ball is the TV guy for the Portland Trailblazers. Really? Yeah. That was the start of his broadcasting career. Trevor. Travis. Travis.

Travis Demers. Announces for the Portland Trailbla Trevor. Good for him. Travis. Travis. Travis. Travis Demers. Announces for the Portland Trailblazers. Trailblazers. That's amazing. Good on him. He was good. We watched Roofball yesterday, Rome. Damn.

That sounds fucking sick. I think someone, shout out whoever tweeted at me, I shared in the Yak chat, said for Sass's birthday, instead of we'll do a case race, but it'll be a roof ball case race. I'm definitely down to do that. I just don't know where we do it. Brandon, does your house have a roof? Let's do a chase house. I have a two-story house.

It's a tall roof. I don't know that it would be as friendly as the house that we saw. I think what we should do is we should just pick a random house. Yeah? Yeah. Let's see how long until we get kicked out. Probably would take a while. That would be very funny.

Yeah. Because there's like a, what would you say? Maybe a 15% chance they know who we are? Pick like a Jersey suburb. I'd say five, but if they do know who we are, they would really welcome us. Yeah, they would rock. I'd say 5% maybe.

I would say like.00001% chance of who we are. No. All of New York and New Jersey. No, New Jersey. I live in Jersey, and it's... Yeah, it's Stoolie country, brother. You get recognized a lot. That's Viva country.

A lot of people in New Jersey. It's Viva County. A lot of Indians. Oh, yeah. So we'd have to find... Just like when Brandon said that 50% of his... I maintain that. And then said 80% of Ole Miss.

No, 80% of Ole Miss. I maintain 50%. All right, so here's what we should do. Needs to be within 30 minutes of the city. Send pictures of your house to TJ. And we'll go do it at Stooley's house. And ideally some kind of pole or chimney on your roof. You have to have some kind of outcrafting

on your roof. You and the person whose house we pick will get to compete with us. I also want all of us to appear on somebody's podcast at once. A really small podcast. All of us be a guest. One person be a guest

like I brought some friends. I like that. And we'll bring our, I like bringing ads to other podcasts. Yeah, if we have to do our ads still. Yeah, I do whenever I'm appearing

on someone else's podcast, I just bust out a promo code take on one of the ads. I just want to hop on somebody's pod and outnumber them and maybe they speak the least.

Yeah. Hey, cause that a wedding ring. I wear this every single day. I mean, God forbid you took it off. This is how you're going to get married. Like you are gonna,

yeah, it's going to be a bit. And then you'd be like, no, I wasn't joking guys. I have two kids. I keep my personal life personal, but yeah,

I just, cause you guys have never noticed. I actually didn't notice. I did not notice. I've been wearing it for the past two weeks. Pull up any Yak video. Where's yours, Brandon? Trouble in paradise?

Oh, no. It's been a rough couple of months. I don't know if you need any pointers. Arizona was our last gasp, and it just didn't work. Yeah. Does his ring fit you like that? This isn't his. For a fat guy, I have skinny fingers.

You do? Really? Also, I don't think so. It's because you're not a fat guy. For a bigger guy, I have skinny fingers. Fingers fucked. I can't straighten out my fingers. Bent top of pinky, another sign of Down syndrome. I also can't straighten out my fingers. Bent top of pinky, another sign of Down syndrome.

I also can't straighten out my elbows. Yeah, I can do it all. I've got it all. Which way? It's like the top. It's bent inwards at the top. It looks exactly like sasses. Uh-oh.

Kate has half of them 5.5 of the extra chromosome By the way we have no yak on Friday Because we're going to be streaming Conference tournament Week It's a big day in Massachusetts Massachusetts will be live so Friday

And then next Thursday Friday there will be no yak Because that's our Merch madness push So watch the stream and then next Thursday, Friday, there'll be no yak because that's our March Madness push. So watch the stream. I have a basketball question. Yes. What will or what can Bronny James do in college and then in the NBA? So according to LeBron.

Right, right. Everything. LeBron said all these, what did he say, bums? When he said bums, he said all these cats. Right, right. Everything. LeBron said all these, what did he say, bums? When he said bums, he said all these cats. Yeah, cats. All these cats on those hats. That was very funny. Yeah.

Now, listen, I am a staunch LeBron defender. What he tweeted about Bronny was crazy. That's crazy. Is it easy to predict and gauge based on high school performance? Usually, for the tippy, tippy, tippy top, it is easy. He has not – What is his – What is his –

Like what is his stars? What is his ranking? It's a four-star. He's like the top 100 player. A four-star has like, I don't know. Number 33. He's got a chance, but he's not a one-year guy. Like you can't be a one-year guy.

There's different levels too. I would imagine how many four stars are there so there's usually 32 five stars and then there's usually uh double that four stars and then in a given year kb there's probably maybe 15 to 20 guys in the draft that have more than like uh one year like, like, you know, career, right? Also, these are American-ranked high school players. That doesn't bring in the Europeans or the Australians or anything like that. The number one pick next year is a French guy.

He's also the only one on this list that hasn't committed yet, which is interesting. Interesting. He's playing it out. I think he has—I think he'll be on an NBA team because of LeBron. I don't know if he'll have a long career. Is LeBron powerful enough to affect his draft pick? You say that. I'm going to use the Hawks, for example.

Why would the Hawks draft Ronnie James because LeBron wants him in the league? Is that because they're trying to angle to get LeBron James? Yeah, he said his goal is to play with his kid. So you're basically, it wouldn't be a lottery pick, but draft, I mean, all second round picks in the NBA

are a complete crapshoot. Do you want to play with your dads on an NBA team? I think if I'm Bronny James, I would. I think that would be a pretty soft lane. If my dad were LeBron James, yeah. But you wouldn't be embarrassed a little? Like all the other guys think you're like... I think everyone would treat you really nice.

Yeah. And then when he was out of the room, they'd bust your balls. Yeah, I feel like I'd be real in my head about that. The showers at the locker room situation. Yeah. And Bronny definitely better than some of these cats have been watching on League Pass today. Shit, lightweight, hilarious. I copied my tweet.

His younger son is going to be better, right? Bryce. Possibly. He's tall. He's very tall. Crazy LeBron's son is tall. Yeah. LeBron Bryce.

How tall is Bronny? 6'3". That's pretty tall. Yeah, but LeBron's 6'3". That's pretty tall. Yeah, but LeBron's 6'8". Professional teams ever based, like, picking a player in a draft or off of their star power and, like, bringing in merch sales, tickets? Oh, that I don't know. I thought you were going the other direction, where I know that in the NFL, like, they will definitely bump up guys

whose fathers played in the NFL being, like, good, you know. They know what football is. They've grown up in a football family. I don't know if they do it for... Yeah, that's the only reason people think Steph Curry's good because his dad was in the NBA. Yeah, no, I don't know about that, KB. I bet I do know that free agency, yes.

It would do that in free agency. Right. Like grabbing a guy who could sell tickets Yeah Maybe not getting you closer to a win Or a championship Probably want to win though

It's like You're not just going to draft a guy Like LaMelo Ball maybe Yeah But like LaMelo Ball got drafted by the Hornets He's like a big social media guy What's that hat? I like that hat.

I don't know. I can't figure out what it is. Is it something floating above the water? Is it a gay cross? It's a maritime type shit from a surf shop I've never surfed in my life. Probably couldn't stand up on a surfboard. Yeah, you could. You guys think you could stand up?

You could stand up on a hill. You can. Yeah, you can. If Mark Zuckerberg can, you can. That's paddleboard-y. Yeah. Also, standing up on a surfboard is not that hard. Have you guys seen the video of Mark Zuckerberg getting accepted to Harvard?

No. Oh, it just surfaced the other day on Reddit. Oh, could you see it? He got in. That's like his whole reaction. He's like, yeah, I got in. Most excited he's ever been. It's crazy.

Very funny video. Watch it. What happened to that? I don't know how to digest it. Got in. The whole rundown. Got in. Yeah.

And then Facebook was originally like, which girl from this school is hotter? Yeah. Yeah. It was like, hot from this school is hotter. Yeah. Yeah. It was like hot or not. Yeah. Pretty much. Wasn't it like that though? Wasn't it just Harvard though?

Yeah, and then it was just Ivy Leagues. Yeah. And then it was just colleges. Right. You had to have a college email. Yeah, an EDU. I don't think that was the original Facebook idea though. Wasn't that just like something that he did before Facebook?

Like to show how like whoa this guy can code oh I don't know we should know this because didn't we all watch this social network I think that's what it was I think it was like it was like something that he just did damn and then it was supposed to be like super impressive

because he like hacked into like the whole like data thing at Harvard the whole data thing the entire data thing yeah he tacked into the whole data thing at Harvard. The whole data thing? The whole data thing. The entire data? The entire data thing? Yeah, he hacked into all the data. Fuck, that's a lot of data, bro.

And then he was like, I looked down the firewall of Harvard in 10 minutes. I think it was Microsoft that hid job applications in their code. So if you were curious enough to try to get into their code, there was an application in there for jobs. Oh, damn. That's cool. Did you see that guy stumble upon the fact So if you were curious enough to try to get into their code, there was an application in there. Oh, damn. That's cool.

Did you see that guy stumble upon the fact that Twitter just doesn't have HR and that everyone should just pretend that they worked at Twitter on their resume? Is that true? I saw that he was saying that, but do they actually not have HR, or is he just saying how Barstool doesn't have HR? We do, though. If you called up Barstool and, like, hey, does this person work there, they'd be able to tell you, Elon didn't know this one We do, though. Like, if you called up Barstool and like, hey, does this person work there? They'd be able to tell you. Elon didn't know

this one guy worked at Twitter. But is that him being oblivious or does that mean they actually don't have HR? I wonder if we could... But that was interesting because his, like, the Circuit City...

Yeah. Didn't even know that about Circuit City. Yeah, I didn't either. His premise was that Circuit City, when it went under, he and all his friends

just said they worked at Circuit City. Oh, brilliant. he and all his friends just said they worked at Circuit City. It's like no one can go and check that. Very smart. So we all worked at Twitter. I was your boss. You were my boss.

We're good. Until I fired you. But you fired me because I worked too hard. You wouldn't fuck me. Yeah. I was working too hard. Had to go. Yeah.

Are you going to keep wearing the ring? Until the day I die. I made a promise to my woman and God. He's been a fucking nightmare. Whoever wears the ring, that's your wife now, right? No. This is going to get me in trouble. My wife, no. He's been a fucking nightmare Whoever wears the ring, that's your wife now, right? No, I don't even want to This is going to get me in trouble My wife, no

You've already honked her at the Scottsdale bar It was me I can't believe someone honked her It was like a traffic jam He came up a couple days later I think it was a trivia And he apologized He said, sorry I honked your wife.

All right. Thanks. Did you say? I was like, don't worry about it. Have you seen these thangs? What am I going to say? What am I going to say? Hit him?

Is that like me? Yeah. I would have had his ass on the ground. Really? I would have had his head on a fucking spike. Yeah. You know what you should have done? You should have just flipped his nipple, his breast.

Is he a bigger man? No, he was average size. No, that's what it was. You know what you should have done? You should have just flipped his nipple, his breast. Is he a bigger man? No, he was average size. That's what it was. You couldn't take him. I could have taken him.

Why didn't you? Because there wasn't the time or place. I'm on one strike. Next strike, I'm out of here. I think that would

have been a little more understandable though. Yeah, that's an outside person. We have a two strike policy? Two strikes.

Strikes, yeah. Unless you're Rico rico you're playing t-ball 200 strikes i was watching uh this bud light ad and it was john mayer doing a friendship test so it was like he tried to sit next to a like a girl's friend went to the bathroom and he went to go sit down where she was sitting to see if she would be like hey wait no no no and i don't know why i was watching this um but i just realized the bartender in this video was just julio wait what it's him yeah oh i saw that at two and i didn't even notice that was julio it's julio and he's in he also was in a pete davidson commercial yeah oh He does have, I said this about Julio when he first started here, he is very much like,

where's that guy from? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's pretty good, I think he's pretty good friends with Pete Davidson. Ah. He started comedy together when Julio was like 22 and Pete Davidson was like 14. They started comedy?

That's fucking insane. Guys, I have an idea. Insane. You know, conversation. Make it funny. Yeah, Julio's got, he's very much like that guy from that thing. Yeah, caught me off guard. Damn, I'm trying to see that.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm also trying to see that Mark Zuckerberg-ass video. TJ back there? The Mark Zuckerberg video is very funny. TJ, what are you doing? TJ's on a bunch of fucking helium right now.

I think we've pulled it up in here before, but isn't PFT still the bartender for that like steakhouse in Des Moines or something like that? He's like,

there's a steakhouse that he used to waiter at. Oh, yeah. He did a commercial and it's still their website is him as a bartender like serving the drinks up. I forget the name of the bar. Des Moines? I made it's still their website is him as a bartender serving the drinks up.

I forget the name of the bar. Des Moines? I made it up where it is. I don't know where it is, like in Virginia or something like that. But he's still the face of there. I don't know. It's cute. He was young.

Yeah. Des Moines. I don't know. I just threw Des Moines. Des Moines was on the mind. The Plains? River? Oh, it's John Mayer. Is this he taking?

There he is. Oh! No, it's still not like... It's taken. Yeah, Julio. Julio. I missed it. It's Julio.

He was in the white shirt, right? What? No, he was the bartender. That was John Mayer. I missed, yeah. Right there. Hey, that was one of the more famous men. Oh, man.

This DS is really starting to show. Yeah. Yeah. Like a... Oh, I was going to say, just International Women's Day. Do you think we could name 50 international women? Yeah. International, so not from the U.S.?

Shakira. We should go around and do it. We're not going to do it. We'll do that. Yeah. Yeah, if you're out, if you can't name one. All right. It'll come back around to you.

It'll come back around to you. Dua Lipa. Alanis Morissette. Greta Thunberg. All right. It'll come back around to you. It'll come back around to you. Dua Lipa. Alanis Morissette. Greta Thunberg. Celine Dion. Priyanka Chopra. Rihanna. Gotta go again.

Rihanna? Yeah, she's a- Barbados? That's true. Okay. Oh, me again. Oh, you again? Yeah.

We'll do it. Malala. Shit. Red Panda. Yeah. Angela Merkel. Sine. Shit. Red Panda. Yeah. Angela Merkel. Sinead O'Connor. Nice.

Oh, fuck. I'm going to be back in me soon. What was the name of the... Yeah. Fuck. Oh, you're out. You're out. Maria Sharapova.

Oh. Steffi Graf. Margot Robbie. Now you got to go again. Oh. Oh. That took me. Now you gotta go again. Oh. Oh. That took me a while to come up with. Three, two, one.

Oh, don't give me a fucking... You're out. You're out. You're out. You're out. Elizabeth Hurley. Reese Witherspoon. Eva Braun. Hey, Reese Witherspoon.

Whoa. Oh. She's from like... Nicole Kidman. No, no, no. I'm out, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. Eva Braun. Fergie, the royal one.

Where's Lucy Liu from? Oh, no. Got it. You're out, you're out. She's California. I don't know. She might be American. Fuck, this is hard.

Are you out? Yeah. Am I out? I think you're out. She's American? Lucy Liu, I think she's American. New York City. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Mother Teresa,'s American. New York City. Fuck. Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth. Oh, fuck. Damn. Good, that's really good. She went two deads. That's really good. Oh, fuck, what's the other? Do I get to go?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anna Kournikova. Kate Middleton. Oh, damn nice. Margaret Thatcher, Nicole Kidman. Oh, shit. I don't have one. Fuck.

I'm out. Aracha Sanchez-Vacario. Oh. Fake. Not a real person. Tennis, baby. Frida Kahlo. And?

Frida Pinto. My other favorite, Frida Pinto. Who is that? She is Persian. Go ahead. Olga Corbett. That's not a real name. She won the 1972 or 76 Olympic Games gymnastics.

Are you out? I'm out. Evita Peron. Oh, good one. And Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ. Oh! Very good one. Who's dead?

I had Eva Braun. Joan of Arc. Is that the first one you realized was dead? Yeah, was it? Jesus' mom. Joan of Arc. You couldn't be too sure with the other ones. Mary Magdalene And lest we forget Mary Queen of Scots

Cleopatra Good one Elizabeth I So not the queen that you're talking about But Elizabeth I And Helen of Troy. I don't know if doing the double makes sense here. Right, it doesn't.

It's been nice for me. It benefits Brandon a ton. Princess Diana. Dead. Dead. She's dead. So dead. She died.

So dead. I would say she's more dead than Mary. Yes, I'd agree. My cousin, Melissa Mannion. She's Irish. She lives in Ireland. Okay. We, I'd agree. My cousin, Melissa Mannion. She's Irish. She lives in Ireland. Okay. We can't do that.

Why not? Yeah, you can. Yeah, she's international. Martina Hingis. I forgot about Hingis. Leo Patra. Already said it. Oh, already said it.

Oh, already being on. Oh, already being on. Where's Kate? Oh, women around the world. Oh, fuck. Go, Kate. Canadian women. Comedians. Oh, it's your turn, Brandon. Yeah. the world. Oh, fuck. Go, Kate. Canadian women. Comedians.

Oh, it's your turn, Brandon. Yeah. It's your turn, Brandon. You need to do two now because you're on the edge. Selena. Yeah. Midori Ito. Good one.

1992 silver medalist for figure skating. Olga Mudd. Yes. Yesterday. Not a real skating. Olga Mudd. Yes. Yesterday. Not a real person. Damn. Shit. Brandon is the champion.

Yeah. Congrats. He's the national champion of women. Give it to a man. Wow. Zola Budd. Zola Budd. That's right.

Zola Budd. Way to go, Brandon. Thank you. Thank you. Feels nice. Let's do men now. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

You guys ever played that game, this game, where it's like you do, but it's like alphabetical, so it's like the first person would do like Adam, you have to start with an A, and they do Adam Sandler, and the next person has to do a- That's hard. Oh, then if you do a double alliteration, you reverse it. Yeah. Then the next person would have to do a name that starts with an S. So like Selena Gomez. And the next person would have to do a G.

But then if you do like fucking... Gilbert Godfrey. Who's a double? Gilbert Godfrey. Gilbert Godfrey. Ed. Gilbert Godfrey. And it would go back to the person that just went.

Oh, reverse honor. It's pretty fun. Okay. You can play it for a long time. Let's go. It would take like five hours. We have it. We have time. Let's go. It would take like five hours. We have it. We have time. Okay.

Listen. This show. This would be the entire show. Is about a friendship trying to get picked up through hard times. So we gotta just do thought starters that This is gonna be only names. And anyone who complains in the act

you're fucking complaining about someone's going through it. So fuck you. All right. Let's play it. Friendship game. Wait. Hold on. We're breaking news.

We're breaking news. Brandon, did you say Selena? I did. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. She got famous in Mexico. That's not where she's not Mexican. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no. She got famous in Mexico.

She's not Mexican. She's American. Your title has been stripped. You had it for four minutes. No, no, no. Shame on you. I think she was a Mexican citizen. That doesn't matter.

No, her nationality. She was born in the USA, friend. Your bloodline is. Kate, congratulations. Thank you. It's only fake. Damn, friend. Your bloodline is. Kate, congratulations. Thank you. It's only fake. It's only right. Did we never say Serena or Venus Williams?

They're American. I forgot. We're doing international. We're doing international. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just because her name's Venus doesn't mean she's alien. That wouldn't even be international. I'm not appreciative of the effort that you put into finding that

Zero effort, the chat did it Chat, you can suck my fucking dick Thank you, chat Way to go, chat What does the losers have to do? I don't know, we should add something Quit, we'll play for pinks Yeah

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Fresh and crispy. Crispy. On ice. A crispy drink. I've been heating mine up. Oh. Sore throat. Do you have mold?

Yeah, what's up with the mold? The test strips are laid around the apartment. I don't know, man. Sounds like your apartment's a mess. I've never felt worse. Getting sick from it? Yeah. That sucks.

What are the other symptoms? I'm dizzy. My throat hurts. I'm coughing up gunk. You should not stay there. I've been staying at my pops. Nice. How long has this been going on for?

It's the hodgepodge outfits. They've been hodgepodge as fuck lately. They have been hodgepodge. Alright, it's fine when I say it. How can we wear the belt buckle and don't show the belt buckle? It's my only belt. I'm not trying to be a goofball. I have a big belt buckle because I bought it when I was in Arizona.

That's cool. I left my other belt there. It's more when I was in Arizona. That's cool. I left my other belt there. It's more of just a me thing. It's my little secret. I oftentimes wear overalls, but I wear a sweatshirt over top. You guys don't know. You think they're jeans. But, yeah, I think I'm dying.

So how long has it been going on for? How long? I've been dizzy for like two months. Uh-uh. Yeah. That's too long. Yeah. It might be something else. We've got to sue the hell out of them. Last action. Nah, nah. for like two months. That's too long. Yeah, it might be something else.

We've got to sue the hell out of them. Class action. No, I like these people. They might be killing you. They're deliberately trying to kill you. The building is, yeah, I don't know. I've been off. Have you got tested for COVID?

Yeah, I bought a test kit. I did that yesterday, two days ago. And you have it, right? I have that, but I think the mold combined with that is making it worse. I can't believe there's still COVID testing spots all over the city on the street corner. Yeah. Who's paying for that? Do you have to pay when you go up?

You don't. There's definitely still people. I've had this thought. There's definitely some people in New Yorkork city who are still in like full covid well i'm still seeing tweets that are like fuck you for going outside yeah right like those people we're like yeah they still don't see their friends that's amazing going there are yeah i know i'd like to interview one of those people you've like been inside for the last three years they still make things he excuse like, oh, I haven't had social interactions

in three years. You could have. Yeah, you really could have. I finally saw my family. Yeah. I saw some shit about fucking Johnson & Johnson buying a big block of buildings

off their COVID money. Oh, hell yes. Damn, bro. They fucking... We should have came up with a vaccine. We're fucking bugging for not just coming up with a vaccine. like a big block of buildings off their like COVID money. Oh, hell yes. Bro, they fucking, we should have came up with a vaccine. We're fucking bugging for not just coming to Yaxine, dude. Yeah.

Let's do it. It would have played. Sell it on the store. Yeah. Mystery vaccine. Just Kate's jungle juice. Little tank juice. Yeah.

Right to the veins. Fuck. Good for Johnson and Johnson. You gotta, I mean, if you got the money, you gotta spend it. They got in there. What do you do? Like, oh yeah, someone signs a big contract to buy a new car. I guess for corporations, you just buy a shitload

of buildings. Can't take it with you. When you die of a vaccine seizure. When you're a perfectly healthy male between the ages of 18 and 35 and your heart stops. Those are the rumors that your penis stopped working, right? I think I started that rumor.

Yeah. No, it made you cum fast. Oh, maybe. That was what the vaccine did to a lot of us. Yes. Way too fast. Your dick's smaller. Yeah.

It's not us. It's the vaccine, baby. That's when people were like, I got to do my research. Who's Bennett's new? Yeah, well, I was going to say. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's our new intern. What's up?

Oh, wow. Oh, he didn't give you the time of day. Did he throw a behind the back wave? He was getting the walk-in. White chocolate, you? Yeah, he was on a mission. He was very good. He's getting it every second. He's good. Oh, she's doing his walk-in. White chocolate, you? Yeah, he was on a mission. He was very good. He's getting it every second.

He's good. All she's doing is walking. He's very good. Hammer control, excellent. Oh, look at this. She just went and picked something up. They're coming back. They're coming back.

I think she's filming a hallway. I think it's a pink witness. Don't think you can. No. Not you. Not you. No, no, no. Your cohort.

No, no, no. We want him. We want him. Alex is like, stay out here. Stay out here. You a professional, brother? Hello. What are you doing?

Are you new? I work for Alex currently, so I'm kind of freelance. Work for her. Wait, talking to Mike, she hired you? Yes, she hires me for her content making. Nice. Is Barstool paying you, or is she paying you?

She's paying me, and she's hoping Barstool will eventually pay for it. Just followed her into a room and watched her pick something up. Yes. It was kind of like a vlog style. That was confirmed, yes Yes, that was it It was called, you know, setting the scene And showing office space

How'd you guys link up? Yeah I'm sorry? How'd you link up with her? So I know Tyler Gold works upstairs Yeah And he was like, oh, I know Alex No, no, no, no

Stay out, stay out What's going on here? We'll delete the episode We're talking to him Since when do we have an open door policy? We want to be able to talk to you

without those bitches. No worries. Yeah, this up and coming creator is looking for someone to make videos and at the time I was clearing out just reorganizing clients.

I was like, oh, I have an open spot and then we met and yeah, it's been awesome. Root of us, what's your name? I'm David. David. David, nice to meet us, what's your name? I'm David. David.

David, nice to meet you. What are your credentials? You seem very official. Yeah, so I'm usually a concert photographer, so I'll tour with artists and do that stuff. When I'm here in the city, I'll pick up freelance stuff like this for bars and venues and other one-on-one.

That's sick. Just between us, can I float the idea of hiring him out from under her? I want him for us. How much is she paying you? I can't. No, I'll double it. Yeah.

All right. Okay. Okay. Well, you know, I... Double plus five bucks. Okay. Yeah. What?

I said she's definitely paying him like 500K a year. Yeah. Doubled. Great. I'll take it. As long as Mincy doesn't run this race fast, I have the money. Wait, so where'd you go to school?

I went to school, University of Maine. And did you go film? No, I went for nursing and then COVID hit. So you're the opposite of the front lines. COVID hit and everyone's like the nurses, we need more nurses. You're like, fuck this, I'm out.

Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. I respect that. I respect it. Ran away from the fire. Those mask marks those nurses had? Hell no. Wait, so what has Alex been, what's the weird, have you been following her into the bathroom? You know, no.

Okay. Yeah, okay, okay. Who's the biggest name you've done concert photography for? Jake, J-V-K-E. He was known for kind of not doing the best at Times Square on New Year's Eve, but he's good. Sounds familiar. How long have you been with Alex?

Three, four months. I'm not, yeah. Four months? I feel like I've never seen you in the office. We're not usually. It's very much like she did the whole PBR thing, she did ask her so i like follow her to those things and we do that this is our like day i'm here because we're doing a bts in the office because content um should we film you yeah i mean oh i'm interested in your day i want to film you how much will you pay us oh god i'm

broke so you know well you have a double salary. True, true. But, I mean, then that all goes to rent and paying off student debt, so, you know. Okay. With a non-nurse degree. Yes. What's the watch, though? That watch looks nice. It is a...

Brick. That's a brick watch. I can see. It's a brick watch. It's nice. David, it's a brick watch. You know, Tyler was like, hey, try mine on. And I tried his on.

I was like, fuck, I like this. Yeah. And then it was game over. Nice. Nice. nice damn good this is how i'm trying to get to get hired so you're a brick watch guy yeah yeah and you you're saying you're really good at gambling uh yes yeah i i just love uh love cards cards and shit oh no. Yeah, sure. I can see now. Okay, well, good to meet you, David. Good to meet you. Just so you know, if Alex ever does anything to you inappropriate or makes you feel

lesser than, you come here, you tell us. Perfect. I never grabbed y'all's names. The Yak. The Yak. Awesome. Love it. Alright, David. Thank you. Thanks, David.

I don't like your sweatshirt, though, because you're not an amateur. You're a professional. It's tongue-in-cheek. Yeah, it's tongue-in-cheek. Yeah, I get it. He's got to stick up for himself. I like him. That's what I love.

I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot.

I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I like him a lot.

I like him a lot. I like him a lot. As long as you have this cell phone or you hire a professional cameraman, you can make content. I think Jordan's probably pissed that she doesn't have a David. I think she uses that one probably. No, I don't think so. No, I think Alex is probably protective of her David. Yeah, camera over here.

Like, that happens all the time. Wow, Jordan, a lot of screen time. How much did you pay for it? None? Bleed it. I'm going to befriend David. He was completely unrattled. Yeah, I want to. Oh,? None? Bleed it. I'm going to befriend David. He was completely unrattled.

Yeah, I want him. Oh, I know. I like him. He was great. I'm going to steal him. You should kidnap him. He was great. Yeah. David is the most powerful fucking weapon in your toolbox.

Riggs pulling him up from under a chair. In the company meeting. Everyone needs to get a chair. In the company meeting. Everyone needs a David. Everyone needs a David. You don't have a David, you're already years behind in this company. We gotta find out how much he's making. Yeah, freelance? How are we gonna find this out?

Just rob him? Good rob him. How would that tell us? I don't think I do anything nearly interesting enough to have a behind-the-scenes... None of us do. You don't walk down hallways and... I hate myself too much.

Turn into a room. Yeah, my David would be yawning on the camera. I would just be apologizing all day. I'm so sorry you're doing this. I'm so sorry. Do that anyway. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I would just be apologizing all day. I'm so sorry you're doing this. I'm so sorry. Do that anyway. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

Yeah, there's not a lot of scenes that I want to see behind. Yeah, but we do it for everything. Little to none. We do it for PMT, but half the time it's just like, put the camera down. We're going to say something really offensive. I've never watched like a special features on the DVD menu. Wasn't for me. Remember when they did the deleted scenes no

or the like producers would talk over it I like those I like those director's commentary Armageddon was good yeah I like those a lot they were drunk

Google hunting was good yeah director's commentary and the deleted scenes of comedy movies like deleted scenes from Tropic Thunder are the funniest deleted scenes of all time I think have you ever seen that but like are they better funniest deleted scenes of all time, I think.

Have you ever seen that? Are they better than the scenes that made the movie? I think that movie is one of the funniest ever. Deleted scenes in that are fucking insane. When he's holding his whole family hostage in a hotel room. You guys haven't seen any of this? I've never. No.

It is fucking crazy. I only saw the movie once. Really? I feel like you'd love that movie. You should do a director's cut of the yak, but not tell everyone. A new show pops up. It's just one from like two years ago. Case Race 2?

Yeah. That would be awesome. I'm so excited for Roofball. So what exactly is it? Pull up the... Doug's had had the, like, quick clip for anyone who missed the yak yesterday in Rowan. On his Instagram, he had, like, a quick, like, 50-second. These guys played roof ball.

They're all, like, look like they're in their mid to late 20s. Very suburban, like, Oregon, I think, is where we got it. Yeah, look at it. So, Brian, with his second attempt it is around oh this could be the 15 point play the ruth ball record holder with five titles looking for number six as he gets the ping trying to make it make sure it doesn't hit the car. It nearly takes out the camera. When is this from? It's from 2008. And for some reason it just started going viral last week. I guess they were on public access in Oregon.

This was actually on TV? Yeah, I think so. No way. Because the graphic is kind of nice. And then the guy who you saw at the beginning on the left, our left, is now the voice of the Portland Trailblazers. So these guys need to really get together. Yeah. So it actually launched his career.

Yeah. So we were thinking we would play roofball, mixed it with the case race. That sounds so fun. It would be so much fun. That sounds like a fucking blast. They're bringing it back. They're bringing back roofball? 2023 World Championships is like two weeks from now.

Wow. All the same competitors, I hope. In a way. I think, yeah, because of this. Yeah. What are you laughing at, Sass? Look, I was watching that Drop the Thunder deleted scenes. That was funny so

fucking funny why did it sounds funny he has watching on the thing or is it we get just describe it to us now yeah it's just one part where he has a gun against his head and he's like i said no and then you know it's just this one part where... And he's like, take the clip out, baby. I don't know, that part gets me. You gotta watch it, it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, it sounds... I don't think I've ever seen it. You can definitely watch it.

I've never seen the movie. Oh, I think you'd... It's incredible. It's very funny. I'll watch it tonight. Didn't Ben Stiller apologize, but not apologize? I don't think... I don't know, I think that that was like...

I remember when the movie was announced that they were gonna have him in blackface or Robert Downey. Robert Downey, yeah. In blackface, but that's obviously the joke of the movie. Oh, great. And people knew it then,

so the fact that people are coming back around now to say it's fucked up. Yeah, I think younger generations who haven't seen it are going viral constantly. I think it's like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's or whatever. That was shocking. That would be cool.

I watched that on an airplane once. I was like, oh, this will be a cute movie to watch on the airplane. I didn't know. And then I was afraid. Awesome New York movie. It's a great movie, but that part. Mickey Rooney plays like an Asian dude and it's like. The most stereotype.

What do they do? Stereotype. The whole movie he plays an Asian dude? He's like a bit character, so he's not like the love interest, but he's like buck teeth, like crazy eyes, like crazy accent, and he's just the whitest dude. Yeah. Pretty funny.

Bizarre, yeah. Pretty funny stuff. RDJ got the Oscar nomination for Oh wow Blackface in that movie I didn't know that In the movie Right Yeah

That'd be fun if you had a time machine You went back and just Placed pieces of content That were clearly satire Just to watch people get upset about it And be like Ha, joke's on you Yeah, that would be

Maybe also kill baby Hitler But whatever That's probably what I'd do. You can only go back to one thing. I'm going to own the libs. DJ. Kill Hitler or own the libs. Tough choice. DJ, can you pull up Buddha Ben's Twitter

and what he just tweeted? Sure. I don't know why he did this. Locking? Huh? Lock chain? Lock chain. I'm not sure why he did this to me. Oh no. Did he paint you? Oh no. What? After seeing this photo of Brandon Walker

in high school, I feel like my depiction is not as cartoonish as I once thought it was. I have that hanging up in my apartment. I'd agree with that. I get it. He's right. You mean you look exactly alike. Yeah. Such school shooter vibes. You look kind of dope though. It looks kind of apartment. Yeah, no, I get it. He's right. You mean you look exactly alike. Yeah. Such school shooter vibes. You look kind of dope, though. You look kind of cool. Yeah, it does.

Man spreading. You kind of look offensively a little bit Asian. Yeah. It almost looks like a hat. Yeah. French, too, though. A little French.

Save that. Yeah, save that. Save that bad boy. He was going to send me that painting, but... I have it hanging up in my apartment. Bought the print. Alabama. Baylor.

Okay. You can spell. Damn, he roasted you pretty fucking good. You thought that was how you spelled Baylor? No, that's a depiction of me. I thought that was the real photo. That's photo realism. Yeah.

Like Chuck Close. My favorite artists. You know, that's how Buddha Ben got his start by following Alex Bennett around as a cameraman. Back in the day. Alex Bennett's got a David. Who would have thought? I like the behind the scenes was her clearly just staging, walking in and picking something up. She just walked right out.

Busy day. Oh, there it is. Found it. And seen. And that's what we do here all day. Yeah, like acting like these are our studios too. Let me go see. I think I left something in my studio.

What's that pen? There's not been 40 other podcasts recorded in there. People running a vicious train on those studios. Oh, yeah. I used to work with somebody that just turned one of those side rooms into their own studio, if you remember that. Who? I don't want to say. Ego doesn't work here anymore?

No. Oh, yeah. Okay. Mantis had a bedroom. Yeah, I guess he had a whole apartment. Yeah, he lived here for a while, I feel like. Which I guess I kind of respect in a weird way. Didn't he come back here recently or something?

Yeah, I saw him. He jingled the doors. It's not specifically against the rules, I don't think, is it? I think it is. Almost explicitly. He says, don't live here? Yeah, I mean, I think it's... There's a shower right there.

That's inviting. It is inviting. Bless you, Sas. Thank you. Bless you, child. That's for us to get inviting. Bless you, Sas. Thank you. Bless you, child. That's for us to get wet, though. Yeah. Come on.

And for people to shower after they take nasty dumps in there. Mm-hmm. I do that every time. You have to. You fucking have to. Four showers. You can have beds in Chicago, right? Beds, yeah.

Bunk beds. Bunk beds rule. You should allow adults to have bunk beds. I had bunk beds until I was 19. That's awesome. Yeah. Top or bottom. Yeah, early sass videos for bunk beds.

Yeah. I did bunk beds in my dorm room freshman year. It was awesome. Yeah. I know a place where adults can have bunk beds. Or jail. Yeah, jail. You've got place where adults can have bunk beds. Or jail. Yeah, jail. You gotta get locked up. Some of those prison videos.

They're like barbecuing whole racks of lamb on their steps. Have you ever seen the Drewski videos where he acts like he's never gonna leave jail because it's so fun? No, I haven't seen it. You haven't seen that? No. Oh my god, dude.

And the best part of any druski video is when like people post five videos underneath it of people being dead serious like acting like that uh yeah just like the things that he's parodying my favorite part is when he goes live he goes live and it has the one person viewing in the corner like in his videos when he's like someone doing like a livestream yeah I got us got one viewer at the he had one where he was a guy who's drinking lean yeah yeah for viewers Freeware's a lot, though. It's cramped. It's cramped.

Billy Hound. That's how they are. Free real, man. I love this. I love this. I love it. I love it. I never leave the room.

What's going on? I told him already. I told him on TV. I told him on TV. I told him on TV. I can tell you about the pain. Two people. Here we go. I told him five, six years.

I told him to the judge. I told him to the peers. I told him to get on my... I told him never go. I told him let me go. I've never been through the whole. To a T. How you feeling?

Next, man. Pairing their food for it like this. They're real dead to the food. It nurtures our bodies. Everybody say amen. Amen. Get up. Get the spread.

Spread. You're going to be fighting Javon Jaffa too. That boy bad, man. That boy bad. And I'm his manager, man. I'm telling you, I'm having fun. You know, cool. Everything set up for me in here, like, everything perfect for real.

I probably do the whole time. Yeah, I'm going to do 10. Yeah, I'm calling the lawyer back. It's good. All right, thanks. Hey! Y'all staying in this hole, man. Yo!

Yo! I do all my time! I do all my time! Three words. Yeah. So funny. It's insane how he just doesn't miss at all. No. His old frat videos that he used to do were so fucking funny. You ever seen those? No. Dude, that was like the first view I ever saw.

Yeah. Your wife right here. watching his balls the entire video he's so funny how does he do it how does he do it he's got one where he's i forget what it's like they're like having a party and he comes in he's like yo this is cool and all but like where are all the dudes at? It's so funny. Fuck. Say a name. Yeah, let's do it. Within a category or every name?

Every name? When we start this, no, it has to be like someone like famous. Okay, yeah, yeah. It could be like athletes, like it could be anything. Someone else has to have heard of them within this room.

No, like no barstool employees. I guess you could. Yeah, no, no. Let's do no barstool employees. Okay. We could do only barstool.

What's the time? What's the time on each like 10 seconds that you get? Yeah, sure. Once it gets, I mean, we're not going to get to a point.

Yeah, so 10 seconds, I guess. Dude, this would last, for this amount of people in the room, it would last like five hours. I think you overestimated. See, when you guys know all athletes and stuff. You had free records. Five seconds. You got to come up with it quick.

It will be quick. This is athletes? No, it's anything. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right, someone start. You. Okay. All right, someone start. You.

You. All right, Adam Sandler. Scott Stevens. Oh! Correll. What did you say? Steve Correll. So that goes to Kate.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm actually going to suck at this. Kate Winslet. That's with a C, right? Oh, you're out! Kate's out. You're out.

Oh, wait. You're out. Isn't Kate Winslet with a C, right? Oh, you're out. You're out. Oh, wait. You're out. Isn't Kate Winslet with a C? No. Oh, it's the last name. Oh, wait. Time out. Time out.

He said Steve Carell. Yeah. And you said Kate with a C. Wait. Time out. Kate, you're out. You know women, but you don't know them. Hey, you don't even know your own name?

It's your own name. It's Kate Blanchett. You're thinking. Yeah, so I was thinking of Kate Blanchett. Can I please go back in? No. You're out. Are you serious

no hard no I don't know why you would do the first C you went with like an iffy one yeah you were a thousand C's

wait no wait on international women's day let's vote to see if Kate can be back in can I please be back in I'm gonna vote no I'm gonna vote no

I wasn't prepared I thought it was gonna go that way oh no no it was a hard and fast vote she went, no, no. I'm going to vote. It's a hard and fast one. She went iffy and her own name. Can we let the watchers decide?

I know they'll say no. I don't think I've ever seen someone get off on the first round. That was quick. I actually think I'm going to suck at this. That was quick. No, it's so easy. I don't know. No, I feel upset.

So what does Nick pick off? Any name, I guess, right? Yeah. LeBron James. James Harden. Harry Potter. No, that's not a name. Oh, you're out.

You can't come back in. I told you I was going to suck at this. I told you I was going to suck at this. Good. So easy. Harry Truman? No, it doesn't matter. Oh, I know.

I'm trying to do it for myself. I don't. I'm bad at these. All right, go ahead,'t matter. Oh, I know. I'm trying to do it for myself. I don't... I'm bad at these. All right, go ahead, KB. Who do I do? I'm out. James Harden. What would you have said after that?

He could start a fresh name because someone just got it. What would you have said after that? What? Maybe Harry Truman, Harry Styles, Harriet Tubman. That was not all the names. Don't name all the names.

That's not all the names. There's a lot of names. Yeah, but just don't. I knew I was going to say that. I don't know. Don't name all the names. That's not all the names. There's a lot of names. Yeah, but just don't. I knew I was going to say that. I'm on the spot. I suck. Right. It gets thrown at you, and you're not ready.

I'm kidding. Nuts. Renee Zellweger. Oh, you bitch. Zenedine Zidane. Oh, God. Zach Bryan. Barry Sanders.

Sam Hubbard. Harry Styles. Sufjan Stevens. Back to you. This road is so good at this. Yeah, he is. Sharon Tate. Wait, you say what?

Sharon. Sharon. He did say Sharon. I said Sharon Tate. Wait. You say what? Sharon. Sharon. He did say Sharon, but Sharon. I said Sharon Tate. I'm X. Harriet Tubman. Tubman. Travis Pastrana.

Pete Prisco. I bought your own. Pete Rose. Robinson Cano. Carson Daly. Dan Bilzerian. Barry Bonds. Ben Stiller.

Scott. One named like Oprah. I don't know. I'm out. All right, he's out. Nick's out. This is a lot harder than I was thinking. What? This is so good. We should have known that he was going to be good. This is a battle rapper. I mean't know. I'm out. He's out. Nick's out. This is a lot harder than I was. What?

We should have known that he was going to be good. This is a battle rapper. I mean. I just start with anything. John Hamm. Hunter Hayes. Harry Truman. Didn't someone already say that?

You said Harry Truman. No, that was what I was going to say. No, that's what I was going to say. Well, I said it. Tiger Woods. Do I go? No, that was what I was going to say. Oh. No, that's what I was going to say. Well, I said it. Tiger Woods. What? Do I go? No, he goes.

Woodrow Wilson. Jesus. Woody Harrelson. Don't go to the H. Howard. There's plenty of Hs. Out. Yep.

I'm out. Why? Why is he out? He couldn't come over. He said stop. He said Howard. It's so hard. Hughes.

What did you say? Who's up? The three of you. He said Howard. It's hard. Juice. What did you say? Who's up? The three of you. This is supposed to last like 10 hours. You don't realize we're all out. Who are you playing this game with? We play it with my friends when we go on road trips. IBM's Watson?

Ron's about to fuck them up. I've run out of names. Harry Bonds was cheap. Do I follow his or go Who's up Go fresh You go fresh KB

Lance Armstrong Eric Armstead AJ Applegate Back to me Back to you Back to you Alan Edmonds You have a male porn star

Alan Edmonds Is he a woman Edward Stewart Is that a person No Alan Edmonds. You have a male porn star? What was it? Alan Edmonds. It's your old woman. E. Edward Stewart? Is that a person? No. Why do you suck at this? Who is this?

Who's Edward Stewart? Who's Edward Stewart? I don't know. I got it up in my head. Oh, see? No, I'm on the spot because these guys are doing fucking... You're out. You're out. Wait, you guys.

You got one. You didn't. There's no way you knew that. No way. Is that a decorator? There's no way. That's not a famous person either There's no way you knew that. No way. There's no way. That's not a famous person either. That's how I knew it.

No way. That's how I knew it. What movies did he do? Don't look. All That Jazz. Oh, yeah. It's one of my favorite movies. You're out.

He's a set director from All That Jazz. He did two movies. You guys have never seen All That Jazz? I don't know if there was one nominated. All right. That's crazy. One versus KB. Is it on me. That's crazy. One versus KB. Is it on me?

Yeah. No, KB. You guys don't play in a fun way. Howard Stern. Scotty Scheffler. There's no reason to do it. Dr. Rohn.

Stuart Scott. Sam McGuffey. Mark McGuire. Margaret Thatcher I give up okay thanks man yeah roll I couldn't think I was thinking

TJ we play again I played that on a seven hour flight to my fucking honeymoon and it I fucked up like twice this thing has legs

I'm cool with it I can't believe how short that was because you when you get the letter you think of the one name immediately and then you can't figure out that first name and you're fucked and it's I don't think I'm understanding this you say a name like

Margaret Thatcher and it comes to me, I have to say a name that starts with T because it's the last name. Yes. It's the first letter of the last name. You understood. Yeah, you understood it immediately. No, you absolutely. You said Kate Winslet.

Am I right that a few times people fucked that up? No. No. Oh, okay. I'm having trouble tracking this whole thing. You definitely knew the rules. Okay and out it's tough it's a lot of rules yes now i know easy no can we bring back the names that we've already said you can bring them back i only went like four rounds no you can bring them back all right i'm just gonna only use those, but yeah, sure.

Did you ever play the alphabetical game where when you were on long road trips, you had to just be like, I went to the movies, I brought an apple. Yeah. And the next person, like, I brought an apple and a bunny, and then you had to say it. Apple pie. Oh, yeah, that's hard. What was that called?

20 questions. Road trip games sucked. You were just so bored. Looking at license plates and shit. They almost extinct. 20 questions in the grocery store. Is that a game? I used to play that and I used to always win with poisonous ice cream.

You did edible? Not really. You were probably the biggest dickhead to play. That sucks. That's so funny. I did the dairy section. Okay. All right, so when do I start?

No, you start, Seth. It's your game. It's a Kate's game. It's not my game. You can't fuck that up. Kate's going to still... She's going to say a number. No, my brain's already like, don't fuck this up.

Wendy Williams. No, you got to start with an A. You got to start with an A. You do? Okay. Wait, you have to start with an A every time it restarts? Just the beginning of the game. What about Steve Carell?

No, I started with Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah. Okay. Avril Lavigne. So it goes which way? Lewis Hamilton. Howard Hughes. Hank Williams Jr.

Williams.. Williams. Whitney Houston. Harry Houdini. Wow. Harry Belafonte. Ben Franklin. Frank Robinson. Rory McIlroy.

Michelle Obama. O'Shane Zimenez with an X. Xavier Wolfe. William Shakespeare. Scott Eastwood. Earl Weaver. Who's Earl Weaver? Woodrow Wilson.

Who's Earl Weaver? He's a pitcher. He's a pitcher. No, Hall of Fame manager for the Weaver? Woodrow Wilson. Who's Earl Weaver? He's a pitcher. He's a pitcher. No, Hall of Fame manager for the... Manager. Woodrow Wilson. William Howard Taft. Thomas Edison.

Ed Sheeran. Sharon Tate. Thomas Aquinas. Anthony Hopkins. Harriet Tubinas. Anthony Hopkins. Harriet Tubman. Good one. Theodore Roosevelt. Randy Jackson.

Jeremy Renner. Ryan Reynolds. Who? Randy Moss. Mark Sanchez. Steven Spielberg. Sal Palantonio. Pamela Anderson.

Andy Samberg. Sharon Tate. He can't do that. Can you do that? He did it last game, didn't he? Oh, he did it. I'm out. I'm out.

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I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. A lot of H's. Yeah, too many H's. Yeah, so many. Han, Hansel.

Hey, Gretel. All right, Brayden's out. Shoot. Let's do Pokey Reese. Ryan Cabrera. Chet Hanks. Hannes Wagner Willie Armstrong Louis Armstrong

Fuck Willie Willie Mays And then Louis Armstrong There is probably But I'm not gonna He's a co-set director On all that jazz

Fuck Oh and The Wiz, right? Armstrong sounds right. 99, August 30th. I remember where I was. Oh, yeah. Anybody got to do something? Sharon Tate.

Is that allowed? No. I'm out. I guess we're done. Okay. Let's just end it. Okay. We had served its first purpose, Roan 1.

Yeah. That was nice of you guys. That was a friendship thing. Yeah. KB. Brandon just has names Googled on his phone. No, I couldn't. I couldn't think of a T.

How many? No, Wake Forest. Each just kept on coming up. Wake just hit a three at the buzzer that cover. Yeah. Whoa. I saw it. It already happened. I know, but I just saw it for the first time

Pretty sweet Was it deep? No it was just standard of three I saw it after it happened It took my eyes away Because I was Locked into this When did it happen?

It just happened right? It's the most historic sports moment you've seen Like as it's happening Person? In person Oh as it's happening? Oh As it's happening Malice person oh as it's happening oh as it's happening

um malice at the palace was pretty fucking probably yeah i didn't see that as it was happening that's probably the answer because like everything else you can say some big shot or something oj getting chased in a bronco brandon did you see the kerrigan thing what what kerrigan thing tanya hardrigan thing? Tonya Harding. Oh, yes. Yes. Not live. I mean, I saw the news coverage

in the aftermath. Oh, that doesn't count. That was a big miss in worse sports. Were we talking about that yesterday? Oh, yeah. Clear number one. Taking a crowbar? I don't know.

What about when you're having like a squirt gun fight and you're filling up and you're getting sprayed? Oh, yeah. That sucks. How's that bad sportsmanship, though? War hasn't started.

You should have a balloon fight. Water balloon fight. Is enough time passed where we can do the gel guns again? I don't know. We did. Technically speaking.

I missed that day. It's illegal, yeah, but who cares? Wish I was there. What about a balloon fight With helium balloons They would just float away Wouldn't they We do the helium

And fight each other Yeah I remember that Jail gun day That was bad That was the School shooting in Texas Yeah

And I remember Someone from upstairs Was like How could you guys do this I was like Dude there's a school Shooting every day And then more news Came out I was like, dude, there's a school shooting every day. And then more news came out.

I was like, okay, yeah, let's delete that. That was a bad one. One had like his hood up and everything. No, we just had, it was more stool scenes and like clips. I was running around. Yeah, that was fun. I had the two in the pizza box. I was out.

I don't know where I was. Yeah, I wasn't there. You were having problems at home No Don't sound like me Can I have my ring back? No I think I'm gonna let this one ride out Do the last ad Brandon

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Took a nap in the gambling cave today, and it fucked me up so bad. That's the worst. Eight-minute nap. Oh. Yeah. You need to go, like, 20 to get the refresh. How did you do it? Did you just sink in a chair? I was just watching the worst. Like an eight-minute nap. Oh. Yeah. You need to go like 20 to get the refresh. How did you do it? Did you just sink in a chair?

I was just watching the game, and I was like, ah, let me close my eyes for a second. The next thing I know, I was like, whoa. That'll get you. Yeah, my son woke up at 545. I was watching Mickey Mouse at 6 a.m. this morning. Damn. Mickey Mouse?

The old shit? Yeah, dude. Mickey Mouse is very... No, like... Clubhouse? Clubhouse, yeah. It Damn. Mickey Mouse? The old shit? Yeah, dude, Mickey Mouse is very... Clubhouse? Clubhouse, yeah. It's the Mickey Mouse. It's awesome. Clubhouse songs, man.

It's like somewhat educational, so I feel like it is a book. They're not educational at all. Yeah, they are. Are they? They do adventures, and you have to pick out... They're not educational adventures, are they?

Yeah, they are. Just going around doing stupid shit. What can we do to to figure this out you got to use the bell or you got to use the feather go around doing a bunch of stupid shit hot dog hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog a lot of mold in me good bro to watch that I used to watch that show a lot. It's a great show. Our tunes are so fucking funny. Like, old cartoons, like Merry Melodies and Looney Tunes and shit like that. That shit is fucking hilarious. It is.

Just comforting. Just a different, like, I don't know who was, like, writing that shit or, like, illustrating it when it was probably way harder to do, but high art. It's also, it really does hit in a certain way when it's like first thing in the morning. Like when you're turning your brain on. Yep. It's like very low bar. Someone hitting someone with a frying pan. Yeah. They go flat.

It's fucking funny. Running to a fucking, down a road and it's actually a mountain painted on. Yeah. A road painted on a mountain. Mom and Jerry should be rated R. Violent. Very violent. Sexual. Road painted on a mountain. Tom and Jerry should be rated R. Violent. Very violent. Sexual.

Is it sexual? They're always like whistling and like. Tom raped Jerry. Well, remember that corny skunk? I feel like you. You is a real. Canceled. Is he canceled?

I believe so. I think he's still out. Is he still? He's not still out there? I think there was some pushback being like, no, he's just French. Very high libido. That's what they do. Yeah.

He kissed like Jackson Mahomes. Yeah. Yeah, by the neck. Choked him and kissed him. Yeah. Smooched up on him. Back from above. Should we spin the goddamn wheel?

Do you guys think of, I had the idea for John Morant, a strip club slash laser tag. Do you think that would work? Yes. Strippers are playing laser tag with you. Yeah. Take it. And if you hit them, they take something. You're out.

Time to fuck. Yeah. That's not what happens in a strip club, Sass. We'll take you to one. Oh, okay. All right. Sass is going to different clubs. You're going to the bunny ranch, brother.

Damn. Yeah, I think that would work. Strippers running around. How did the under a football start? How did they book those women for that? Wouldn't the laser tag vests cover the titties? No. You would design special.

Yeah, I'm hoping science gets to a point. They're bulky vests. What if they were little pasties? Oh, yeah. Oh, right on the nips. You have to hit the nips. Hit the nips. And they got to take them off.

Yeah. And now they're naked. Yep. And you're holding a laser gun. What if they hit you? You got to take off your clothes. You have to give them $10. Yeah.

You have to tip them righteous like an oil bear. You ending up naked at a strip club would be hilarious. What the fuck? Not again. The hot seat. That's what the hot seat is. Have you guys ever had friends that have done a hot seat at a strip club? No, I've been to a strip club when someone has done that.

What's a hot seat? It's a hot seat. It is weird as shit. Very weird. You go on stage and sit down there. Spank you. Rip your clothes off. strip club when someone has done that. It's a hot seat. It is weird as shit. You go on stage and sit down there. They rip your clothes off. Probably take your belt off. I've seen that. Slap the fuck out of you.

They know how to name. We're putting Hades in the hot seat. If it was a bachelor party, just bring the groom up and do it to him. My military buddies who went to Germany said some of the German strip clubs, they would literally tie you to the chair just bring the groom up and do it to him. My military buddies who went to Germany, who were stationed in Germany, said some of the German strip clubs, the guys, they would literally tie you to the chair

and be, like, drenching you in steaming hot wax and shit like that. And you'd be, like, safe for a type shit. Those German strippers probably were, like, two-piecing dudes. Yeah, like, yeah. They said it was, like, horrifying. Like, very intense.

The horror and horrifying. Speaking of. Oh, look at you, Zai. You're in the hot seat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Were you bound? He's like, untie my hands.

I got to tweet. That's why they tied him up. Yeah, no, we got out of control. And look like it. Body shots and all that. You look jacked in this picture. Yeah, you do. It all j it? Body shots and all that. You look jacked in this picture. Yeah, you do. It all jiggles.

It looks good, though. How you hood? What bar was that? Where was that? I forgot what the name was. That was after the Memphis game. That was after the Memphis game, and I think that was the trigger for the thing, because, I mean, Memphis was incredible.

I heard you played the song Body Like a Back Road on Beale Street. And it wasn't liked very well. Well received. Why? I guess they were at a bar that wasn't really playing country. Yeah. Memphis? I know. Surprising. Yeah, no. Very surprising.

Memphis isn't really a country town. Memphis. I don't know. What does that mean, Brandon? Wasn't Elvis like the king of Memphis? He's a country singer? Elvis is not a country singer. He's the king of rock and roll. Okay. And also, he's from Tupelo.

Is he? Yeah. King of rock? Mm-hmm. Elvis? Mm-hmm. That's what people say that. Dude.

You think that he is? Are you mocking that he's the king of rock and roll? Because he's the king of rock and roll. I am fully mocking it. He was known as the king. That's his nickname. Yeah, I know. I know that was his nickname, but do you actually think he was?

Well, he was for his time. Yeah, sure. I finally watched that Elvis movie, and Fat Elvis was the man. Yeah. Elvis was the most famous person in the world. Fat Elvis could still sing. He could sing. It was funny in the movie, though, how they made him seem so insecure,

being like, I never had a famous movie. I never had a big hit. He was the most famous dude in the world, but he lamented the things that he wasn't able to do. Was that historically accurate or probably not? The manager shit was, which is crazy. I assume everything was, but I guess you never know. He never toured abroad.

Is it historically accurate that Elvis got Johnny Cash hooked on pills? I don't know. His manager had killed someone in Holland and then came to America and had a different identity. And his manager... Is that true? Yeah. I thought he just had a weird backwoods.

I thought he was from Huntington. No, but he was... No, he was originally from... Am I about to be the guy with the weird name? Yeah, he killed someone, moved to New York, or moved to the U.S., had a pseudonym,

and then the reason why Elvis never went abroad was he, the manager, knew that if he had to produce a passport he would be found out. He kept on being like, oh, it's not safe, all this shit. Basically, got him a residency in Vegas.

That's like that thing that happened at the Spittin' Chicklets meet and greet. That's so funny. This dude pretended that he jokingly was like, I'm one like, one of the managers here. And then I guess he got way too deep into it and just had to pretend. No, he did both. He said he was the manager at the bar to the Chicklets guys.

And to the Chicklets guys, he said he was. And then to the staff. The staff, he said he was the manager of the Chicklets. Oh, really? Yes, he did both. He played both sides. And he apparently, like, the night went well. Yeah.

Did a good job. Yeah. It's a perfect crime. It's a go-between for everyone. Yeah. I thought you were talking about when everybody put out their tiny dicks at the Chicklets thing. Oh, I haven't seen that. That's funny.

Oh, yeah. Fights, right? Yeah. Yeah. Who's got the smallest chant that they had? And then, like, a dude came from the wilderness with the smallest Chant that they had And like a dude Came from the wilderness With the smallest dick

Kinda cool It's cool You gotta own it That's like the guy Was it the eagle's tailgate Yeah The small penis Or the

Yeah Yeah Getting out ahead of it Yep So what do you think Alex is doing right now That he's not filming Like she's gotta be saying

Some pretty fucked up stuff Yeah I looked at the footage and was like, we need to reshoot that. Oh, yeah. Exactly what they're doing. Can we follow them? What are they doing?

They're going in that room and she's... Oh, so this is like a scripted vlog. Yes. She's standing at the edge. We have to redo this scene, David. She just starts beating the fuck out of him. David, follow me. They put a camera in front of the camera.

Someone sit here. David? Oh, yeah, there it is. So you're going to be sitting there. Liam. Liam's getting paid by Alex. Yeah, double dipping. He's getting paid by David.

And Spider's going to walk in. Oh, this is a NASCAR thing now? Yeah. Oh, and then Spider walks in. This is a NASCAR thing now? Yeah. Oh! And then Spider walks in. We have the script right here. Spider, I didn't know you were coming. And then Large is going to appear out of nowhere.

I don't know if that's... Again, I'm reading the script off my phone right now. I was just going to appear maybe with a mannequin of some sort. I don't even think Large is here. I haven't even think Large is here. No, I don't think. I haven't seen him. Oh.

And who's this? Enter scene. Is that a mannequin? I was wrong. It was cardboard cutout. Not Large. Scripts is a little off. Chase Elliott?

It's Large! Oh, Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Not large. Scripts is a little off. Chase Elliott. And... It's large! Oh! Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Alex, yeah. Offered her out of there. She was like, this is where I would be doing the NASCAR podcast if these boys didn't take it from me. So it's not crazy that she's just walking around with her own employee?

It's very crazy. But Tico did it too. Yeah. Tico had her own employees for a while. I guess wouldn't – was Playboy Marty, was he – Ben Mintz, was he hired? He worked for Barstool. He worked for Barstool, yeah. They were a package deal.

I guess Mook. Yeah. No, he was freelance. He was like paid by Barstool. He started some. I had a guy that was helping with wrestling that didn't work here, did such a good job on wrestling that they hired him at Barstool started some. I had a guy that was helping with wrestling that didn't work here, did such a good job on wrestling that they hired him at Barstool, and then when he got hired at Barstool,

they shut down wrestling because it had too many people on it that worked at Barstool. But he still gets paid by Barstool. He works here now, yeah. He's the best. Shout out Nick. Nicky. Oh, yeah.

He was complaining about Barstool and wrestling. He was helping wrestling as an unemployed guy. He did so well we got him hired, and then he got the show canceled because we had too many people on the show. No, no, no. He was helping wrestling as an unemployed guy. He did so well we got him hired, and then he got the show canceled because we had too many people on the show. Well, that's when you have to hire somebody out of your own pocket. I've got that Bennett money. I like Nick. But?

Yes? I think my wife has a crush on him. What? She's always like, look at this funny video. Always Nick. He has a handsome little devil. All I He's always like, look at this funny video. Oh, he's Nick. He has a handsome little devil. All I hear about is Chef Donnie at home. It's funny.

He's got funny skits. Why can't you cook like Chef Donnie? He shows you the steps. You're afraid to kill the spider? Chef Donnie just jumped out of a plane. Whatever. Just talk with me, babe. That's how my wife is about Frank the Tank.

Yeah. Yeah, that's... I've seen her lust for Frank. She looked at you in disgust when you ordered a water with dinner. Yeah, that's right. That's all the salt you're having? She kept on saying,

eat, Roan, eat. We want you fat. You barely touched your fist full of salt. Every time you go to the bathroom, Roan, you get the poop in the toilet. What's wrong with you? Sorry, that wasn't, I was actually talking about suspect seven. That could have been literally anyone. Find a unique soda in your fridge.

That's when you'll know. No. Something is. Nick tried to take your job as his soda shooter today. I respect it. It's a good paying gig. It is. He pays out of pocket.

If you think she makes a lot of money with her connections to the Oklahoma City Thunder, you should see how much that he's paying with his fucking... Cameo money? Yeah, that cameo cash. He's a cameo millionaire. He might be. He might be. If someone teaches him about Patreon, it might be a wrap. Oh, shit.

You'd lose him. He loves the game, though. He's a content machine. He is. Frank. Our Frank. Should we spin the wheel, TJ? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. We put together a good show here today. Thank you. I am sorry, Rowan. I feel really sad about everything. Did you guys watch the Chris Rock special? No. Name wheel.

Yeah, I did. I haven't yet. I mean, I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was a little underwhelming. I thought the racist Lululemon part was hilarious. I was laughing out loud at that. Tell us a joke. I can't.

A lot of bad words in it. You say fuck all the time on this show. Just do it, man. Except bad words. What could be so bad as fuck? The worst word. It's the worst word. Is that the worst?

Yeah. Well, it bites the hardest. Yes! Do you remember? Lobster roll time. Oh! Just for me. Someone's got to buy me a lobster roll.

Is that your entire wheel? I hate that so much. Oh, God. Lobster roll for Sass. Why don't you just do it for all of us? Yeah, you could have. How many Sass orders did you launch? Pro test climate change.

Why did I put that on there? I don't know. what the fuck was i thinking with that trampoline park you had to have been trying to get some pussy that day oh there was something too bad that was the only thing i'm on a podcast you should check out this clip oh oh oh i think it was when everyone was doing those videos like destroying public paintings and stuff. Throwing like tomato soup on them and climate change. Ghetto week.

Sounds fucking awful. Lobster roll for Sash. Look at that. Find the worst lobster roll in town. We gotta spin to see who gets it, right? You mean the worst lobster roll you got. Damn.

One spin or what? What do you want today? One spin. Sure. That worked out well for you. Sass has to be on there, though. Yeah, Sass has to be on there. Four Sass.

Motherfucker. What a good day. I know, right? Hell yeah. All right. Hell yes. Long live the wheel. No fries, though.

I don't want fries. No fries? Fries. You're ordering. What? You're ordering. Yeah, that's true. Brennan, do you want the fries?

Yeah. I kind of want fries. I wouldn't mind. I'll split them. He's going to have the fries. No, I'm off the fries. I wouldn't mind. I'll split them. He's going to have the fries. No, I'm off the fries. Lobster place. Sounds good.

Got a big lobster on it. Bad, Brandon? Sushi. What? You a little jealous? I'm happy you're getting a lobster roll. Do we have to wait until I get it? I hope not.

I've got to go interview Throgod. Who? He's a TikToker. Oh, you got that guy? Throgod. Who? He's a TikToker. Oh, you've got that guy? Throgod. He's in the office? Oh. Damn.

That guy's awesome. Throgod. Oh, yeah. He's got a cannon. What's his thing? I haven't seen him. Former quarterback who's fat now and just talks a lot of shit about football. He has a character.

It's something. Oh. He throws football super far into tiny little targets, and it's awesome. It's something. He throws footballs super far into tiny little targets and it's awesome. I like that. All right, brodered. He's got to pass the ball

but it's full of shit. It's like you're interviewing him for. On a fucking shotgun, dude. Oh! Jesus Christ. He's got a cannon. No way. He always passes the ball

because it goes boom and it pushes that fucking scapula back. He goes boom, boom, boom. Throw a fucking missile, dude. I don't think that's how that works. Yeah, so I got that guy. Got him in just a minute. Throw God.

Oh, God. I've seen more Throw God. There's one. The one that's got his shirt off is better. No, yeah. Oh, my God. You won when he's got his shirt off. The good one that's got his shirt off is better. No, not... Yeah. Oh, my God. That's not even a...

Pretty far. It gets it in the target. It's time to go home and continue the bender that I've been on since last night. I love you, babe. What the fuck? His wife behind the camera? I want some love you, babe. What the fuck? His wife behind the camera? I want some more throw, God. I wasn't impressed yet.

You weren't impressed by that? No, because there was so many footballs sitting on the field. He threw that a long way, though. There were so many footballs. He had done like a million takes. Throw, God. They threw that a mile.

My cannon arm is the devil's cock. Throw God. That's awesome. What is it for again? It's just for general content? Give me more Throw God. I'm warming up. Casey had a baby.

Throwing 22-yard digs. Okay. Where did he play? He got recruited to Nebraska. Look at him move. All right, I'm in on throw. Drop back is hilarious. Yeah, I'm in on throw guy now.

And NC State. Let me see the baseball throw. This is not his TikTok. It's somebody else, I think. It's this guy who I don't really like. Oh. No, that guy. I don't like him.

Yeah, that guy looked annoying as fuck right off the bat with that slow zoom. I'm kind of warming up to throw God. Let's see the one with his. No, now I am. He's looking. Are you filming? No, no. What about the one that, yeah, that one.

As a quarterback, my only goal was to drop back and throw perfect spirals, fucking perfect accuracy, perfect natural God-given talent and form, Elway, Farr, Marino, for just like somebody to be like, God damn that motherfucker can throw. That was a great fucking pass. I don't give a shit about anything else when it comes to football. I don't care about leadership. Don't even talk to me.

He just only cares about football. Was he good in college? No, I think he got recruited to Nebraska, then didn't play, and then went to NC State. I don't think he ever played. I think he was on the same team as Russell Wilson. I think. I don't know if all that's legit.

I don't really know him. Jack got him and is very excited. You know, Jack's a big TikToker. And he's got no teeth, which is awesome. Such a good look. Makes it cool. And just caring only about spirals. Not where they go.

And his first thing being like, I don't care about leadership. Yeah. I just want to throw the perfect pass. I actually do have to go interview him. All right. Well, we're in the show. We're in the show. Yeah.

Let me, real quick, I just want to thank all you guys for all your support and everything and for all the Yak fans that like saying all the nice stuff like about Penny. And it was like awesome that she was in here. And I know that here like like vulnerability isn't like necessarily rewarded, but like it was it just was it meant a lot that what everybody did and what everybody said. And with Penny, like, and just, like, Barstool, you know, being a sports place, like, she, as she kind of, like, lost her abilities, she stopped being able to walk, but she could still run or whatever whenever she saw a soccer ball. And so I played soccer with her for like hours every day, just so she could kind of like keep her body moving. And, you know,

as she lost her ability to even stand up, like, my wife would like hold her back legs and kind of like, you know, help her run and just, you know, help her walk. And when she lost her ability to even stand my wife would hold her mouth open and feed her and it's just been a pretty trying time but everybody has been

so supportive and it sucks really badly but as I tweeted out I really think that dogs kind of like show us the love that's like available within us like i was watching vanderpump rules just sitting on the fucking couch with her and the worst people in the world like these characters these empty vapid characters who are like so self-centered uh are moved to puddles by the fact that their dog got hurt a little bit.

And just the fact that dogs can bring that emotion out of all of us is truly a special thing. And, you know, the fact that she was on here and that you guys all got to see her and, you know, be a part of her journey, it means a lot to me and my family. So I really appreciate you guys. And, you know, long live Penny. Yeah. be a part of her journey. It means a lot to me and my family. So I really appreciate you guys. And long live Penny. Yeah. Love you, Ron.

Appreciate you guys. All right. See everyone tomorrow. I'm going to cry too. Sorry about that. No, that's okay. No, I love you, bro. Thank you. And yeah, it's a family in here too.

So I think she's part of that. And yeah, I really you, bro. Thank you. And, yeah, it's a family in here, too. So I think she was part of that. And, yeah, I really appreciate you guys. We'll be right back. Love you guys.