The Yak - Nick and KB are Gearing Up for a Furry Convention | The Yak 10-10-23

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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Crewnecks, Crewnecks. With code YAK. Crewnecks as well. What's up, boys? Crewnecks season eight. You guys notice that they've been mixing fennel and coriander in a lot of ingredients nowadays? Have they? Yeah, everywhere I look.

Fennel and coriander, thick as thieves. Fennel is not fentanyl. That's just Yeah, everywhere I look. Fennel and coriander, thick as thieves. Fennel is not fentanyl. No, no, no. Fennel isn't just an herb. That's oftentimes now. Every ingredient you look up. Three tries to spell that, Brandon. F-E-N-N-E-L. Is that right?

Yeah. Not a very difficult word to spell. You want to use your other two? There was a Y in it. Okay. You got three tries. You might as well. Alright, F-I-N-N-L-E. Wrong. Okay. Stupid. And F-I-N-A-L-L-E.

Wrong. One for three. Damn. Come on. Look at that. That's tough. Every ingredient on... What is it?

So I've been reading... Oh, that's a vegetable? I've been reading cookbooks. I thought it was a spice. Fennel, coriander. It was a chemical. Nah, man. It's always mixed with that and coriander. I thought thyme and coriander were spice. Fennel, coriander. It was a chemical. Nah, man. It's always mixed with that and coriander.

I thought thyme and coriander were together. You'd think, yeah. Those days are long gone. Really? Yeah. What happened to thyme? Fennel's the new thyme. Thyme just gets away from you. Yeah, it does. Thyme. Ooh. That was a good one.

I didn't mean to. I started talking about spices and I sneezed. Alright. Brandon, you buy furniture yet? No, not yet. I still have an empty house. Man. My wife's birthday's on Friday. I'm supposed to be buying her some stuff.

What's the strategy there? Are you... Get some couch, man. I got two couches. As long as possible? Are you waiting for a certain date? The thing is, I said when I got out here, I was going to buy all the furniture. And when I got here, it's so fun not to spend the money.

Yeah. It's really easy not to spend money. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm just trying to process what no furniture means. It's empty. It looks like Gruntilda's Lair from Banjo-Kazooie. It's not empty.

I have- A whole group of kids. I have a whole passel of kids. I got a lot of kids. Yeah. What are they doing? They're erect. They're all over the sit.

Standing up. They're inviting kids over from school do you want to come over and stand i got a pool table i got all kinds of burning calories skinny as hell entryway is well suited for virtual reality i will say that yeah one time tommy busted out the uh the vr the vr and he's just like there's chaos but he has a lot of room because there's no furniture they have an oculus room where they can just play they can just play that's what you're yeah oh no kids this isn no furniture. They have an Oculus room where they can just play. That's what you're, yeah. Oh, no, kids, this isn't empty. It's an Oculus room.

It happens to be the entryway to my house. Put on this headset and there's furniture. The foyer? Yeah, the foyer. Does it get good light? Phenomenal light. You should grow fennel or coriander. Okay.

What about thyme? That's out. Is coriander something you can grow? Yes, dude. I thought coriander was a spice. Good God. You can grow spices, dude. Can you grow pepper?

Yeah, man. Come on. Why is that idiot looking at me like I'm stupid? That's a great question, actually. You're not on the show. Fuck you. He's on the show. He's sitting on a stump.

Yeah, but that's a sick stump. What's up? Yeah. You He's sitting on a stump. Yeah, but that's a sick stump. What's up? Yeah. He just calls us a stump? Oh, my God. What is going on? Okay, where are we at? All right, we might as well talk football.

Let's do it. Last night's game? Did you get first touchdown? I did. I did. I nailed it. Four for four on first touchdown. That's absurd, Kyle.

I bet, well, I bet four every time. Okay. I give you out four units on four different players. So who'd I bet on? Myers. Myers. Myers, Jacobs. I put a crazy one on Renfro.

You said he was hungry. I said he was hungry. And Love. So I'm basically betting on the Raiders to score first, and I'm essentially betting on Adams, Devontae Adams, not to score. Because the only touchdown scorers on

the Raiders are Josh Jacobs, Devontae Adams, and Jacoby Myers. Correct? Renfro's not a TD scorer? He has zero. Okay. He has zero. He's pissed. He only had a couple last year. That's my math. And if I put it on

Adams, that's a negligible payout for what I'm betting. Myers was plus $1,200? Yeah, he's plus $250 anytime. I got that. Maybe $220. So I quadrupled my money. So you're way, way up. Four units made...

600, right? I turned 200 to 600. Yeah. It's a good bet. The thing is, you're never going to lose. Well... Statistically? It's my favorite method of betting right now.

You canvass the area. I know. Yeah, it's going to lose a bunch. But four for four is four for four. When I. Yeah, it's going to lose a bunch. But four for four is four for four. When I run out of my stash, I'm done. Really? But you keep building your stash pretty good.

That's crazy. Yeah, I might never run out. Good on you. What do you think of the game? You're an AFC West guy as of yesterday, right? No, just the Broncos. Oh, you're just the Broncos. Yeah, I spent a lot of time on the Broncos. Star stud

team, a lot of pizzazz. Tell me about Champ Bailey. Did you go that far back? I didn't do defense. Worst uniforms in the NFL. Very, very dated. Very dated. But their 80s throwback uniforms are incredible. The ones they wore on Sunday are fire. Used to have some of the best uniforms. Yeah.

And I bet you they were cool when they came out with the new ones, but they're just stuck in the 2000s. Demarius Thomas? Demarius Thomas is dead. Yeah. I didn't know that. I know the name is, I'm guessing CTE, they think? I thought it was a heat stroke for some reason.

He had a seizure. Was he not COVID? He was probably vaxxed. He was vaccinated. I don't know why he died. I think he had a seizure. There's no way of knowing. He had a car accident two years think he had a seizure. There's no way of knowing. He had a car accident two years later, had a seizure.

Then he tested for CTE. Damn. This is a hot start. No Sean Moreno. Yeah. A lot of tears. He was the crying guy. I saw the clip.

Yep. The thickest, biggest tears during the national anthem. Yeah. For what reason? Patriot. Okay. Name is a portmanteau dad's name is knowledge mom ver verona or

for shona vashona so he's a portmanteau of his parents aren't we all did you get into uh the Peyton Manning era Julius Thomas just? Just that he was the quarterback. That was a fun team. Undeniably. Jake Plummer is the man. Is he? He's the mushroom guy now? Yeah.

He grows like lion's mane. He sells mushrooms? Yeah. He has a mushroom farm outside of... He also plays handball, right? But it's not the fun handball where you're like jumping and throwing it.

Oh, it's like the off the wall? Off the wall. There's two handballs. How do we let that happen? I think there's team handball individually oh what is what is the one there's two sports called the same thing team handball is like is where you run and you throw it into a net with a guy guarding it and but you can't jump inside the three point the line it's like soccer but yeah with hands with hands but you can't get very close right and then and then the other the handball that jake plumber plays is like

racquetball without a racket you're like in a room and you're just slapping oh yeah i played it yeah that's weak yeah you're playing right you seem like you would be good at racquetball no my dad is oh is he what's your leisure sport of choice ko hacky sack now yeah you guys i was i play in my apartment i do too my downstairs neighbors probably hate me we just sacked right up until noon today i got to do a thousand a night before bed a thousand hacky sacks a thousand hackies kyle i caught you doing 20 20 just a second ago i'm getting better i can't do 20 to yourself i was better than than Kyle in grade school. We both had the record. No, you can't both have a record, man.

I had the record. I got 99. We bring this up all the time. It was my record. But we didn't know each other's record at the time. If I had known your record, I would have kept going after I beat it. Well, whose record did you break? The one that I thought, I think it was Shelton's. Shelton Shia? I think it was. Whose record did you break? The one that I thought I think it was Shelton's

Shelton Shia? I think it was Whose record did you break? I broke Schilling's, Schilling-Rodacher Okay, 99? Yeah What was the record when you broke it? It was 98? No, it was like a 91, 90 Schilling-Rodacher was a good soccer player

You have the record Thanks I'll break it tonight. Case Keenum. Mm-hmm. I had no idea. About what? He existed?

Passing yards, touchdowns, and completions in the NCAA. Oh, yeah, he was huge at Houston. He was a big-time guy. I'm a little late to catching up on anus every week, but I watched last week's episode, and we have some parallel thinking, Kyle that that i'm you're you're pro like basically every quarterback yeah yeah this is something i think if you made it to the position to be a starting quarterback you are a level of elite that is incomprehensible to the average yeah that's mine yeah i uh i've i've

i've been of that mind as well zach wilson like that out of me. I think Case Keenum is a perfect example. What is he as a quarterback in the NFL? He was a decent starter. Quality backup, right? He was a decent starter. He brought the Vikings one game away from the Super Bowl. Oh, he threw the Diggs pass, right? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That was like... Then the birds fucked him up. Yeah. They ended up going on to win that year, right? Yep. Unlike last year when they didn't the quarterbacks in the the last four quarterbacks were Bortles Keenum Foles and Brady

yeah it's a squad right yeah I was re-watching that Foles Super Bowl I mean that guy could do no wrong what is he worshipped as a god in Philly yeah there's a statue of him well yeah we call him Big Dick Nick. Sure. Is his dick actually big or is it just like a massive hog? It's like urban legend. You should be Big Dick Nick. So it is urban legend. There's like girls who have...

The dick is urban. I think it's like a locker room. If you understand what we're saying. So is there verifiable proof that he has a big dick? I think there's like a locker room type of... We've seen it and he's packing a piece. Oh, so it's been verified by other players.

I believe so. All right. But yeah, but like no player on your team is going to be like, yeah, my quarterback has a tiny dick.

Who's got the most legendary dick in sports history? Teddy Bridgewater? Teddy Bridgewater. He played for the he started for the Broncos. He's just named

the Broncos. But he does have a legendary dick. That Louisville picture of him as a legendary dick. Does Wikipedia talk about his dick? They don't They just say he went to Miami Northwest

We should add that But motherfucking Clinton Or Willis McGahee Yeah Ten kids Nine women Really?

What's the one that got two? How'd she pull that off? I want to hear about her I always remember hearing Juan Uribe Was What's the one that got two? How'd she pull that off? Yeah, she needed that. I want to hear about her. She backed it, yeah. I always remember hearing Juan Uribe was famous. Does this ring a bell for you? It rings a bell. He had like a Coke can dick, was how it was described.

Was he also a prolific father, too? I feel like he was a prolific father. I feel like legendary dick and prolific father probably go hand in hand. Yeah, prolific father. It would be weird to have a legendary dick and not be a prolific father. A celibate man with a legendary dick and prolific father probably go hand in hand. Yeah, prolific father. It would be weird to have a legendary dick and not be. A celibate man with a legendary dick. It's like baby shoes never worn. I don't know any other legendary dicks in sports.

I mean, you see them. They come up on Twitter. I just don't remember the name. What do you mean by size? Yeah, like monsters. Big old pieces. Yeah. Yeah. I don don't remember the name. What do you mean by size? Yeah, like monsters. Big old pieces. Yeah. I don't know. Hard to say.

That Stanford women's swimmer. Huge set of balls on her. What's up, Kate? When it's discovered that one of your teammates has a huge dick, is it like an unspoken thing until two teammates make eye contact and then it starts becoming, hey, look at that thing? I think on the professional level, it becomes a rallying cry.

Like if you're in Little Leagues, it's weird. We got this guy with us. Yeah. Okay, so I've had in college wrestling, we had one guy, and he was ruthlessly made fun of for it. For having a big dick very embarrassed Yeah cause he's like a Oh we've talked about him Cole Baxter

And he saw him over the weekend he says you gotta stop bringing that up Yeah cause didn't his students watch the episode No he's a salesman but Okay Shout out Cole Baxter we won't bring it up anymore Who was the teacher that we brought up That was Jordan Marrero. I mentioned his dick.

Not size-wise, but style. He's a coach, not a teacher. Okay. What do you mean style, not size? You know, there's two styles. Okay. Oh, okay. Wait, what are the two styles?

When you said style, I thought you meant dressed up. Like fashionable people. What are the styles? We When you said style, I thought you meant dressed up. Like fashionable penis. What are the styles? We were talking about this yesterday. Oh, circumcised and uncircumcised? Yeah. I thought you meant like little ball, big dick. Big balls, little dick.

You thought style like goth or jock. Like a creative player. Border role, I don't know. Brett Favre had a pretty legendary dick. Only because of what he did with it Right Only because of the exploits he had around his penis It wasn't like urban legend

Didn't develop in the locker room It was an external I don't even know if it was told to us that it was big It's just that it was visible It was just visible Do dick pics Like still resonate now? If an athlete

If a dick pic leaked Does it like set off Yes In the way? Because like back then. Tiger Woods, that was a shocker to me. Yeah. That's a deal.

You don't really see dick pics now. You see those Snapchats from like horny college players that are like, you coming over after practice? Yeah. That type of shit. But photographing a dick, it almost like the camera technology, like it sets it back. Like I've never seen a crystal clear dick pic.

What was KJ Jefferson's that he said this year? He sent us. I mean, dude, all of those college guys get sniped right now. KJ Jefferson's was like, after the game, I want to suck them titties or something like that. Yeah. Or kiss them titties or something. Oh, I'll find it. Who's this?

Arkansas's quarterback. But like Brett Favre's dick pic was the leading news story in the sports world for like a month yeah two months but it wasn't the dick that was leading the news it was the man behind the dick okay when the dick is is more talked about than the man the owner of it bridgewater is a good example his water just threw his uniform right yeah and farz was just dick or do you see him in the picture? Wasn't Favre's like a black male situation, too? Wasn't that something?

No, he's white. Who was he sending it to? I missed the whole thing. So no one saw it? Journalist, I think? Was that a reporter? It was Jen Sturger. She was a Florida State super fan.

What's her name? Lana from WWE. CJ Perry. CJ Perry. She was one of the first viral fans. Rusev. You remember Rusev? That was Lana.

I've got to explain all these people. Brett Favre was like, she's going to love this. And he just sent her his dick. And she was like, everybody look what Brett Favre did. That's the gist of it. I don't think she ever showed us the dick pic. She just told us she had the dick pic. I thought the dick pic was out.

I thought you could see. We've seen the dick pic. You can see Brett. Yeah, it looks like that African tree. Oh, it's out. What's that? It looks like a baobab tree. It looks like a Madagascar baobab.

Yeah. It looks like a baobab tree. I'll be the judge of that. We did see. This is the new dick pic right here. After we get this win, I'm going to try to suck them too. Yeah. Yeah. But like you them too But no text No screenshot

I could throw that up on Twitter right now Nah she has the face of it though She looks like She got that message Zion got fucked with those too He kind of Did it to himself Wasn't he a fucking porn star NBA players love porn stars

but it was the porn star she's very pretty yeah she went crazy thinking of porn stars Mia Khalifa stepped in it boy oh boy she's cancelled really? she had a bunch of pro Hamas tweets over the weekend

she got fired from Playboy lost her job. What? It's a shame. I won't be able to find her naked anywhere anymore. She said, like, to all of the people filming the war crimes, make sure you film horizontal instead of vertical. Because she wants to see it better.

She wants to see it better. She's Lebanese, but she's banned from Lebanon for doing porn. But she's pro-Palestine. They would love her, right? Hamas would love Mila Khalidi. Oh yeah, totally same vibe. I did a blog about her getting hit in the titty with a hockey puck, and it exploded. Wait, that was her?

Yes. The titty with a puck. I thought she had natties. Both exploded. And I did a blog about it, and I was like, look at this. And she DM'd me being being like thanks for the blog barstool's been shitty to me and your blog was very nice because i was like i just was very like i love the story of somebody getting hit in the titty with a hockey puck whatever she dm'd me we started dming back and forth and had like a

friendly kind of relationship and then something political was going on. And I was like, do you want to come on zero blog 30 so we could get some views. And right at that same time, taps did some blog that used an old screenshot of her that she didn't like. And I've been afraid to, I have a DM from Mia Khalifa that I haven't opened in two years. Open it right now. Now is the time. Oh. You gotta open it now. Open it right now. Search it. Yeah, tell us when now is the time. You gotta open it. Oh, it makes me

anxious. Now is the time. Big Cat texted me two days ago I'm afraid to open it. It's not even a mean text. It was just something nice. Wait, what? I hope the pregnancy's okay. Why don't you open it? I get anxiety. I have like a thousand texts I don't open. Anxiety? What a pussy. I know. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Yeah, I gotta be on

Zoloft. I gotta be on Zoloft I gotta be But yeah I have an unopened like angry text from her Message from her You gotta read that Open it now And you'll realize it's not too bad I wonder how she feels about Big Cat's Taylor Swift sex tape

Comment I need her take on that Where does she fall in that debate I mean look at us we really had a whole you guys were thick as thieves we were thick as thieves we had a good amount of conversation going on and coriander for years okay oh we wanted to have her on about cuba come on come to zbt for all your real hard tj can you pull up a chart of the most

commonly used herbs together i think it's it's climbing so what was the last one okay i just opened it i said would you like to come on i wanted her to come on to talk about the cuban situation i don't even remember what that is or why i'm them titties on my podcast um and she's like yeah that would be great blah blah i said uh we were talking back and forth and then she sent me the clip of chaps's blog that used a photoshop of her in a hot tub with bubbles all over her boobs and she said never mind y'all are fucking trash for continuing to use photos of me from porn thank god alex cooper left i said i didn't write that that was traps i was through him under the bus i said it was him though oh so she did get i said i didn't write that or even know who it was from because no offense i love barstool i don't like

read the blog every day i'm not like clipping through to see what we're doing god bless us i don't know i read everything but that's um she said of course you didn't write it but after this is the one i didn't open for two years. But after doing an entire episode on Call Her Daddy about how traumatizing to me the industry was for Barstool to keep doing that is egregious. So no, I will not be guesting on any show that's a part of that network.

That wasn't so bad. That's why I avoided it. I guess that was pretty bad. That was mean. That was 2021. Do you feel better now or worse? I feel indifferent now. Okay.

That's good. No, I feel good. I gave it enough time. Do you want to open up the big cat text? What's that? Do you want to open up the big cat text? How many texts do you have that you haven't opened? Hundreds.

Go ahead and get them. I have a harder time opening things that I think are kind. Let's open up that. So I have hundreds of DMs. What? Then you know how that comes across. It looks like you're just ignoring. Yeah, if you get a kind message and then if I sent you something kind and I

didn't get anything back. I've done it to Brandon a ton of times. You've sent me nice things and I get so overwhelmed by it and I really don't. What if the big cat text is like, we approve that raise you asked for. Just fill out this paperwork Sign this and send it back to me And it was like three years ago

Wait so he texted you and you only saw a preview Not the full text You're not semi curious Like maybe Whoa that's a lot of unread Kate As I look at all of them Hold on Let's see why am I even doing this Whoa, that's a lot of unread, Kate. Yeah, hold on. As I look at all of them. Hold on.

Let's see. Why am I even doing this? What was Mia Khalifa's porn name? Mia Khalifa. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, so quit saying that. Damn. Yeah, it's just saying being a... Just nice.

Yeah, it was just nice. See, nothing to be afraid of. I don't know why i do that at least you're aware of how crazy that is yeah i didn't open when nicky smokes i was going to do the pizza rolls he sent me his address and i saw that he sent it and then i felt bad do you have red receipts on i don't know oh no he could see that i left him on on red oh okay that's good yeah oh did you curse the phillies by the way yes i fucked up big time fucking dickhead i know i feel bad about it i'm gonna get him the pizza rolls today

and we'll be back to you i'll see max jumping out of the gambling cave oh and i forgot to watch his reaction yeah i saw his first one he he escaped he he jumped out of the back of the game yeah away from it and then was just like hanging out in the back of the game to play from it. And then was just hanging out in the stairwell. The stairwell was great. He was just staring at the wall. Is he hamming it up? But he's still into it.

But I think he is at a baseline level that is pretty insane. His baseline level is crazy. We're all into it. I know some Maxes from back home and he's just another philly guy yeah for sure yeah he's a little more passionate but that's genuine i don't i don't know like part of me is like he's insane and i'm i'm the one who's got it figured out and this guy's fucking crazy

but then the other part of me is like i don't i wish i cared about something this much i wish there's something like maybe he's the one that's got it figured out and i need to figure out what in my life would get me to act that way mark titus you dumb bitch i think if max was in a room alone with no cameras watching the games he would be pretty much yeah i think he'd be the same yeah he's he's passionate about every one of his interests like that though i saw I saw a photo of him from a boat party, and he was drenched in sweat from dancing the entire time. I have seen him. He's been the sweatiest man in my life.

There's a video. It's like King Kong. When you're going to see darts, right, TJ? Isn't he just like? Oh, yeah. Darts, darts, darts. No, don't give him credit for that, because this year he bailed out.

He bailed out on darts? Yeah, he went to the beach with who? He went to the beach with Jack McCarthy. He kissed his brother. Oh yeah, he kissed his brother. And he did what? One of his boys kissed him. That's fine. That's normal and fine. Bro kisses are fine. You gotta love your boys.

Yeah, you gotta love them. Show them some love. Me and Titus kissed about an hour ago. Tongue. No lip, just tongue. Tongue and T. Tongue and T. I heard it, didn't see it. You know who I miss? Sass?

Chris Clemmer. He could just be standing sideways right in front of us. I miss Chris Clemmer. I do too. I don't miss any of those sons of bitches in New York, but I miss him. And Sass. Yeah, him, Sass, Rome. Sass is here tonight. Yeah, but I miss him. And Sass. Yeah, him, Sass, Rome. Sass will be here tomorrow. Sass is here tonight. Yeah, he gets it later.

If you miss him, maybe you could do like a podcast with him. Yeah, you should do a podcast with him. Oh, yeah. They don't have any similar entry. Wait. You guys both are movie buffs. I'm not really a buff, per se. You would have had a blast

carrying that out i would have you know that i know but i had to move yeah i had to move to chicago right you didn't know you had to move when you started it yeah how was that conversation with them uh how'd the breakup go it was uh hey i can't do it anymore he said yeah i keep doing it i said okay and then i texted jeff d low i said hey please get me out of this. Really? And then Jeff got me out of it. I've had Jeff break up with a couple of my girlfriends for me. Yeah, Jeff's good at it.

Jeff has gotten me out of a couple of relationships. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Have you had that conversation about our show with anybody yet? Not yet. No. No, because nobody knows about our show at this company. That's true. Nobody at this company says a god damn word about our show

Ever Anyone want to chime in? Prove them wrong? I don't know what show they're even talking about Healthy Debate Rico's been great on that It's Dug's week on Healthy Debate Oh yeah

He's been popping off So Brandon imagine having a show that nobody Let's week on Healthy Debate. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's been popping off. So, Brandon, imagine having a show that nobody- Let's talk about Healthy Debate. Brandon, imagine having a show that nobody talks about but for three years. Yeah. Oh, I can't imagine that. Oh, yeah. I forget.

No, we talk about wrestling all the time. Never when it was going on. Correct. Oh. Also, Kate, you've done a show with me morning sunshine yeah yeah that was fun we did almost 70 episodes did we it was a lot 70 it was like god damn i know that was a that was a good covet production it was i took my shirt off in front of you? Didn't realize it? Wait, you saw that? I did not try to. Did you show her dick?

No, no. You have to in return. Okay. Do that right now. So, you know, when you're doing Zoom, when you're first doing Zoom, you can do a Zoom background, right? Yeah. She did a Zoom background.

It was the early days of COVID and the early days of Zoom shows, and I didn't know. She thought she could walk behind the Zoom background. Yeah. Jesus. She thought, so she walked a couple what yeah yeah hey that's a super dumb yeah yeah a couple of feet away from the computer what type of physical plane did you think it was when i lived in a studio apartment so i was like hold on i gotta change and i ran like five feet behind my computer took her shirt off my closet was not a real what was

the background and you can see me like i I don't know what she's doing. I go, and I look away because I don't want her to know. And I say, Kate, Kate, I can see you. Oh, man. I didn't know this happened. Kate, I can see you. Kate, I can see you. All of you.

Was anyone else on the Zoom call? No. Aria had to edit it. Was it a sexy background? No. Aria got in there? I think you stay quiet. I edited it, too no i think you got in there you stay quiet edit it too i think you should have not said anything did i did i tell you or did i tell you yeah i would i think you said something yeah as soon as i took an asshole move not to tell her yeah i thought if you went

far enough it was like a curtain i think if there were other people on the call you could have given her a heads up to not so they didn't but you're the only one that could see that also when you go back that far it was like her and the background were clashing the background was trying to shine through but her silhouette was what was the background?

like a cityscape or something artsy anyways and those were Kate's tits yeah I still think you gotta show her dick you have to artsy. Anyways. And those were Kate's tits. Yeah, I still think you gotta show her dick. You have to. It was accidental. I didn't. No, still, you have to show dick. Doesn't matter. The balance of power is

If I see like an actress's tits in movies, I'll DM her a dick pic. Tit for cop. Tit for tat. Tit for dick. Yeah. Hey, sorry about that. I love that character.

Kate Winslet has my eighth grade dick in her Twitter DMs. Oh. How would you have sent a dick pic in 1997 he actually drew he drew it yeah and mailed it to her 97 dick pic um game boy camera and then i'd use my game boy printer yeah game oh my god i had that it's fun ass fun ass. I like the juggling thing. Yep. Broke the record. How many records did you have? I guess I broke mine. No, no.

I ended up breaking the juggling record. I spent a lot of time on the juggler gesture that was juggling him. Have y'all ever tried to actually juggle? Yeah. No. If you had one more hacky sack. I've never. Yeah.

Three. I don't have the. Three is easy. Three is not easy. Three is easy. It's not easy. Where's the hacky sack. I've never. Yeah. Not with three. I don't have the. Three is easy. Three is not easy. Three is easy. It's not easy. Where's the hacky sack? No, I don't think.

Ain't no way. Titus can. You're going remotes? No, we got hacky sack. No, if he can do remotes, I'll be. I mean, remotes is. What the fuck? Wow.

All right, that's. That's. You're making it look easy. Yeah. I can't do three. No. Wait, I want to. Yeah. Yeah, try it. I can't do three no yeah try it let me do it

can you do two with one hand I'm not going to stand no way three is just oh broke the damn remote batteries everywhere three is just the weave you just weave them Choke the damn remote batteries everywhere. Don't just step in. Don't just step in.

Three is just the weave. You just weave them. Yeah. That's all you do. Nothing to it. I don't know what that means. Weave? You just throw it under the one that's in the air.

Yeah, okay. Wow, thank you for explaining. Now I can do it. No, that's what I can't do. You just throw it and then catch it. Titus, I was a JV bullpen catcher. I have no athletic coordination. Oh, God, dude. I didn't think you can juggle.

No, I can't juggle. Did they make that position for you? I was the best bullpen catcher in the tri-state. I think I understand it's a skill that you have to learn. That's what I'm saying. I didn't think it was. Oh, you just did it naturally? I just immediately started juggling.

It's not hard. It's three fucking things. That's hard. Huh? Easy. It's not hard. It's three fucking things. That's hard. Huh? Easy. It's hard. TJ, can you juggle? It's like a birthday party host at a bouncy house place,

and I taught myself to juggle in maybe a month. A month? Yeah, bouncy you in West Windsor, New Jersey. You could do it, Brandon. You could do it with a hacky set. You just throw one up, and then as that one's coming to land with the left hand, you throw one under it. Throw it with your right, catch with your left.

And you catch that one. It's a rhythm thing. Yeah, that's all it is. It's not hard. Oh, it's a rhythm thing. Get three oranges. Yeah. Let me work on my rhythm.

Honey, I need to work on my rhythm for juggling purposes. Yeah. Yeah. All right, what else? Hmm. Hmm. You see how much Terryclaurin hates doing the dishes no he's tweeted like 18 times how much he hates doing the dishes somebody searched terry mclaurin's twitter with dishes god damn he hates doing the dishes he's my new favorite wide receiver i hate doing the dishes too it's the worst yeah wow he really does. Yeah, Terry McLaurin hates doing the dishes.

Over the span of many years, he hates doing the dishes. Wait, is he a Bronco? No, he's a commander. You almost. That was close. Yeah, look at this. Hate doing the dishes. What is he saying?

God damn, he hates doing the dishes. We need a maid. I hate doing the dishes. I hate doing the dishes. That was just twice in March, twice in November. Wait, was that recent? No, 2012. Oh, 2012.

Wait, when did you see it? Was he in college yet? I think people probably, yeah. He probably wasn't in college. Oh, he was probably in middle school. Middle school, yeah. So at a time where everybody else has problematic tweets, his was just about the dishes. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's probably what motivated him to get to the NFL. I bet you he doesn't do dishes anymore. I bet you he doesn't. I'd guarantee it. I don't do dishes. I don't own dishes right now, which is nice. Oh, buddy.

Yeah. What do you eat? What do you eat? You don't eat dishes. No, I have no silverware, no dishes. It's very freeing. Do you eat goat food and hopefully put a fork in there? you eat goat food and hope they put a fork in there? Yeah.

What if they don't put a fork in there? This one time, I ordered a Caesar salad last week, and it didn't come with a fork, so I had to barehand that thing. You barehanded a Caesar salad? Yeah, raw dog to salad. So when you do that, are you diving in, or are you fingertipping it? I'm fingertipping, a little dip, maybe grab a crouton, and just in the mitt.

Down the hatch. I was at Mook's and he had French dips and he was just like, just pour the au jus on the table. He had nothing to put it in. I'm doing those like TikTok recipes on the counter. You have no furniture. I have no dishes. But I have couch. I have couch too. I don't believe you.

I have two couches. I want to see your couch. Clinton Portis only has two couches. Went bankrupt. He's broke. Is he? He lives in a two bedroom now. Does he?

Where? His financial advisors fucked him over on some property. Man, that's awful. It happens. You got to know who to trust your money with. He was a good running back. Damn good running back. Incredible running back.

Yeah. I believe he was born in Laurel, Mississippi. Was he a Bronco? How'd you stumble across him? He was, yeah. I thought he was a commander. He traded Champ Bailey for him. Then he was a commander.

He was never a commander, actually. He was, well, he was. No, he was never a commander. He was a skin. Yeah. There you go. Damn. He's two years younger than me.

We ran the same 40 time, too. 4.26. I hung out with Chase Daniel a lot this past weekend. How'd that happen? Oh, I snuck out of the bar, went to another one, sat down. There was Chase Daniel. We started yucking it up. Met his wife.

Maybe fiance. Fiance. Nice guy? Yeah nice guy yeah nice guy dude he is so paid yeah he's like one of the most paid backup quarterbacks ever so he's not in the league anymore no he's back up for san diego i think did he buy you a drink yeah oh were they all he had a bucket of high needs at the table oh snagged one mango yeah they had to buy one. He did. They honored him and Terry McLaurin. No, Terry McLaurin's Ohio State. Who was the wide receiver there? Jeremy Macklin. Yes. Dog.

Drew Luck. Three Missouri quarterbacks. Would have also accepted Brad Smith. Did you try to dance with Chase Daniel? No, no, no, no no i only dance with stillers got it and there was no music playing well there was but nobody was really shaking ass fair i wanted to though

wasn't squished enough tj you have that text I sent you? All right, I need you all to look at this. Who's it from? You'd think that... Jesus. Look at that archway between fennel and coriander. That's bigger than it's ever been. Yeah, fennel and thyme still has it going on, but that's on the up and up.

Isn't that crazy? Thyme and rosemary are probably the thickest one, aren't they? Crazy to follow. Bay leaf and lemongrass, I think. Oh, no. Bayleaf and thyme. Coriander and mint. Bayleaf is also a Pokemon.

Bayleaf and lemongrass. Somebody tell me what chervil is. Anybody? Chervil? It's got to be like a... I'm going to say it's something like this. Like a spice or something. Thyme is still king.

That's without doubt time's got time and parsley could you blind taste these and differentiate christ no i'd probably just get mint well parsley has a bigger wedge than time does huh some of these are unmarked in between lemongrass and sage in between sage and sure oh you're probably yeah i think this is actually a clickable infographic. I just sent you a screenshot. It's a very pleasing image. Oh, yeah.

I really like it. This was my late night reading last night. You click on one of them, like one of the arches, and it shows you how many recipes. Oh, it's clickable. Yeah. Not this one he has. It's like Shrek's butthole. Yeah, I guess so.

I guess so. I made something with shallot the other night, and at the grocery store, I thought a shallot was the grass, and so I spent a long time. Do you guys know what shallot is? Shallot's kind of onion, right? Yeah. I had to end up Googling it and asking. Not to be confused with the leek, or what are the other ones that grow that people pull

over to pick off the side of the road? Scallion? No. Scallions? When you're driving around Bethlehem, it smells like onion and people are always pulling over and getting them. What are those called?

Onion grass? Green onions? No, no, no. There's a name. Oh, well. Do you dabble with essential oils or just the physical grass? Just the physical grass.

I like essential oils of other things. Okay. Like, I guess lavender would be... Is that a herb? No, Pat smothers itself in tea tree oil. It's a flower, right? Flower, flower. It smells like a car. Tea tree oil? Yeah. Yeah flower, right? Flower, flower. It smells like a car.

Tea tree oil? Yeah. Yeah, it smells like... It smells like a mechanic. Very strong. My mom's a big oil gal, and I'll be like deathly ill, and she'll be like, just rub this mint on your face. No, yeah, my mom gave me peppermint oil when I wanted to kill myself.

She told me to rub it on my wrist. Yeah. me to rub it on my wrist and you're still here but it has yeah it worked peppermint oil who knew the razor slid right off yeah does your wife sling them Brandon she's oh yeah

if I get like a migraine she'll come up to me she'll start rubbing my head with like a little oil I'm like that's that's gonna do nothing and then it's

it gets in your fucking eyes and then it doesn't get in my eyes but I will smell it and then the smell bothers me yep and I have to you know whatever

no my mom sells them she's trapped in a pyramid scheme and she doesn't know it. What does she sell them to? Who does she sell them to? Her friends? Who then sell them to? Oh, Essential Oils? Yeah, Alice Byers Club.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. I haven't seen that movie. I just read it. Yeah? Oh, on Wikipedia? I had no idea.

What movie? Alice Byers Club. You read the movie? Kyle's been watching movies on Wikipedia. He watches movies on Wikipedia. What the fuck his movies on wikipedia what the fuck yes they're like the oscar noms yeah like ones that i know i'm not gonna like take devote two hours to but i do want to know what they're about so like the artist are you gonna watch the artist that's like the black and white french shit yeah i'll never do that you'll not you won't even read the wikipedia i actually started it was boring me

do you read it sequentially? Like you start with like. Started in 2005. Yeah. Yeah. So Sideways. So Sideways is the first one that came up on the list. Yeah.

And I actually didn't read it because I want to watch it. That's impressive, Brandon. Yeah. What the hell? That was the very first one from 2005. No, I know that. I mean. What was Crash?

Brokeback Mountain. Crash was the winner of 2005. It's the winner of 2005, yeah. Yeah, Brokeback? So I didn't read that because I know the gist. Is Wikipedia your number one streaming service that you use right now? I donate to it like a hero. It's the best.

What? A ramp. Yeah, people pull over and get ramps they smell like shit on the side of the road what yeah yeah doing with ramp there's a whole ramp festival in westwood where people go like crazy yeah people are very pumped about you always know articles and you know festivals and you're a big festival tube and yeah. I know all that stuff. I wonder if there's any good festivals up here in the fall.

November 2nd, the Anis boys are going to FurCon. If anybody wants to do that. Oh, is that the big one? November 10th. FurCon? Yeah, I think we're

going to FurCon. Meaning that's where furries go? We're here in Chicago? Anime slash furries. Yes. Or the main one. They've had ones

where they've like fucked the hotels up is it at the convention center up by the airport uh yes yeah yeah how'd you get there there's a cosplaying competition how did you know what's your fursona we should figure out what our fursonas are like what what beast lives inside i did a bunch of blogs about furries for a while i was following the furry beat deeply yeah and i fell deep into that world and i made them complimentary so i could gain further access into the furry world and they made me a mock-up of who i would be um mcgonagall the patriotic snow fox and they even sent me a drawing of what my costume would be were i to become a furry those costumes are expensive

they're putting titties on him now you should should Google. Nick, how do you figure out what's inside of you? Oh, brother. No. You've said we should. You just ask him. You've said we should figure out what's inside of you. Is there a fursona quiz? Yeah, see?

Yeah. Stupid question. Are all furries horny? Yes. Nobody fucks more. From my understanding, they're not incels at all. A lot of them are in relationships, married. They're weird.

They're big group sex people, though. There's no furry that just wants to dress up like a lion. It's like, I want to dress up like a lion and fuck. There's always the and fuck. What? They're all horny. They're all horny. There's no just like...

It's not quite a fetish because it's out... It's not a sexual out... No, they look like a fucking chucky cheese animatronic tj are you mr munch yourself are you doing oh yeah we'll find out what yours is but we all know it's a bull yeah it's a fucking bull you're wasting your time tj the Bull. What's in you, Brandon? I don't know. Something squishy, probably. Nah, I think you're reptilian.

You think I'm reptilian? What are the categories? But that's not even a fur. Reptiles don't have fur. Is it just any animal? Is that the idea? I don't know if there's any restrictions. Yeah. I'd like to be a giraffe if we're just handing out...

You can't just choose, man. Why can't you? That's why I asked you... Is that in your heart of hearts? I was asking you what it takes to find out what's inside of you. I'm sorry. This good-looking guy sitting over there

being in chains... On all levels besides physical... Who's this motherfucker? Who's this motherfucker? Oh, he's locked in. Yeah, he's not even paying attention. Look at the way you spoke to him. How you doing?

It's always disheartening when the behind- scenes guys are way better looking on camera yeah how did you wind up here yeah why are you here uh my wife is out here for a for her work so i figured i'd come out here and see the new office which is not done yeah it's not it's. It's not coming here. Nice. Oh, thanks. There we go. Is this the same conference for your wife next year? Because then maybe you'll get to see the new office. Well, I'll be out here for BSI, so hopefully it's done by then. Oh, the basketball.

The invitational coming up. Yeah, that's what we're calling it. November 8th. Oh, BSI. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, the BSI basketball tournament. We're doing stuff for that.

Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah. What are we doing? I don't know. We'll figure it out. We're playing basketball, which is good for you. Yeah. Yeah. You still ball up?

Do you play? No, no, I haven't. I'm way too old. I don't. I'm way too old. Wasn't asking. You're not. No.

Yeah, I'm a prime candidate for blowing out my knees for sure i have weak knees and i've never had a serious knee injury before so i just feel like if you get one now you're fucked what makes your knees weak um they're not strong i don't know how to answer that what do you mean titties embracing your lover yeah i get that did you ever play like league like uh like a men's league like a men's league after college no not really i i would fill in for friends when they were like we're in this men's league and we needed we only have four tonight can you play and then i would go and pretty much hate the entire experience yeah because it was just yeah take it too seriously that's what i yeah i played for like an old gal's rugby league after i got out of college for a while and i thought it'd be easier because we'd all be older and it turns out they have like the crazy mom

strength like they it was worse and way more painful than college well the people that stay doing that stuff into their adulthood never lose the passion for it they are very serious about it at all times. It's never relaxed. It was way more serious. It was never relaxed. I thought it was going to be fun and let's all just go drinking.

No, it was like... Are there adult wrestling leagues? I think that's the one sport where we all agree that it's so miserable that we wouldn't even do it. There's got to be some rec leagues. I think there was in Hoboken, but I think it's guys learning the sport. Okay. Like the sport okay like late like a lot of dudes late in life or like in their 30s 20s get it get into

like jujitsu they listen to rogan especially now yeah so when y'all get to the end of the college y'all are like we're done oh yeah no i don't know people love it still like a lot of people coach and coaching and wrestling they just hire guys who can wrestle like yeah what if what if tommy walker wanted to wrestle for his school would you be his private coach would you make him a champion he just if he wanted to and decided to i would devote once every two weeks so that's not much yeah i know but that's what i would do i don't know if that's going to make him a champion that's the problem right are the best coaches in wrestling the guys who are the best wrestlers

because like in basketball doesn't work that way no that the guys were the best players oftentimes yeah like the best coach is kale sanderson olympic champ so it does translate yeah for wrestling because a lot of it is just wrestling the team like wrestling the guys what's it gonna so that's you're just the alpha it's when you're the coach you're the alpha and everybody all the guys just wrestle you that's interesting what's it gonna cost me to get one of the only sports like that where the coach is just yeah dominating coaches fuck there's no there's no like like basketball it's not uncommon for a guy who didn't even play.

He just was a manager in college but knows the game and knows the... Yeah, like Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel wasn't an awesome football player per se. Wrestling is the inverse. How can I get once a week lessons for Tommy Walker? What's it going to cost me? It's not money.

It's just I don't... Maybe if he was into it and he was improving rapidly, I would do once a week. All right. Try to get him up to that level. There we go. I think that would be a sport for him. He's so small now.

Yeah. He's very small. Look at you. It's tailored to guys who are small. Oh, because you also get to wrestle small now. Yeah. He's very small. Look at you. It's tailored to guys who are smaller. Oh, because you also get to wrestle small guys. Yeah, yeah. But he's like. He's what?

He's 12? He's 13 now. 13 weight. But his 10-year-old brother is bigger than he is. How much does he weigh? I don't know. I don't know how much kids weigh. How much do kids weigh?

Tommy's probably about 65 pounds. Why don't you just weigh him? 70? Well, I don't need to know. Well, I don't even know. You don't know how much kids weigh. How much do kids weigh? Tommy's probably about 65 pounds. Why don't you just weigh him? 70? Well, I don't need to know. Well, I don't even know. You don't own a scale? Yeah. Scales are not allowed in my house.

I'm big. Big guy. I've been walking, though. Oh, he's a toucan. Who's a toucan? TJ's a toucan? Oh, that's unique. You're always down for some drinking games and cheesy pickup lines.

You don't see a lot of those. Yeah. Here, let's... Oh! Whoa! Which one is you, TJ? Yeah. Wait, that's just your apartment, dude.

I feel like they always drive Kia Souls and PTers and like yeah a lot of vaping crossover i know furries do um vape tricks inside their furry costumes that's a whole genre of furry wow that is is those suits have to smell like shit yeah oh i didn't know all this i thought i thought they just put on these costumes and fuck each other the thing too the costumes are super expensive so you sell you wear your fur costume for a while and then you sell it to a new furry to be able to afford the new ones that are like thousands and thousands of dollars. Have you seen that polyamorous couple of wolves that live in like northern... There's like a polyamorous couple of wolves.

Not couple, but throuple, I guess. There's a video about them adding a fourth to their pack. Is this real wolves? No, they're dorks. Oh, I see. But they a video about them adding a fourth to their pack. Is this real wolves? No, they're dorks. But they don't wear furries. They just think their soul is a wolf. Some of them wear ears. Some of them wear a tail butt plug. I know the viral

guy who's like... This guy's a wolf. These guys are always poly. It's always the fucking redheads. The reason why I don't have my actual wedding ring is because it was fucking stolen. And could I report it? No. Fucking redheads, dude. Personality unrelated?

That looks like a very thin Frank the Tank. Whoa. Yeah, don't. Whoa. Yeah. Really? Holy shit. That's a narrow Frank. Wow.

Narrow Frank. Like, very similar energy. He's the alpha of his pack. How did we end up with this? Huh? He's a wolf. I can't. Where does he do wolf things?

Can we see the one where he's not a wolf? No, no, no. They don't wear. Some of these guys don't wear wolf stuff. They just have the soul of one. My fiance is fit to be alpha. This isn't the group I was talking about, but there's millions. They just have the soul of one. This isn't the group I was talking about, but there's millions. You were thinking of a different polyamorous group of wolves.

Yes. When I was looking for a fella, they're not furries, but I found groups of people. They call themselves quadrupeds. They live and commit where they're always on all fours. but I found groups of people, they call themselves like quadrupeds, and they like live in, where they're always on all fours, and they, that's. That's kind of wrestling, isn't it?

Isn't that like a wrestling practice? A parterre position, yeah. But as soon as they get home from work, they live in like polyamorous groups, or as soon as they walk through the door, they're down on all fours, and that's how they stay all weekend,

that's how they do everything. How do furries pick the furry they're gonna fuck whatever they're attracted to because you can't you don't see the person you just see the costume right but that what you're seeing is the real them man yeah that is true and i think a lot of them fuck with the costumes though oh i didn't know they did that yeah there's like dick holes right yeah yeah ever Ever see Entourage where drama fucks a furry? No. No.

I don't remember that. Yeah, it's supposed to be turtle, but... Oh my God. What? Drama's a... Oh God. That can't be that many of them. They do the horniest artwork of all time, too.

Why is it further confusion at the fur... Okay, that's... Yeah, FurCon. This is the one... Y'all are going to this. We're going to try to swing by. Yeah. There was one infamous convention years ago that like there are some cuties up

the hotel so bad they partied like so hard that they've been banned from whatever but they go hard i gotta ask you nick i don't see anybody in this video that's not a furry so won't you stick out like a sore thumb i think i'll wear ears and maybe paws maybe like a snout and tail oh there was a couple normies in there no there wasn't there was one i saw one i promise you they weren't normal your costume was just a pig snout with a rubber band yeah i mean that's what do you do there's way too many like they could be anywhere what do you do if tommy's like mom dad this is really interesting to me and i would like to pursue i want i want a fur costume and i want to go to like a fur con i want to fuck

they gotta put him in the army yeah yeah these are the big so there's big boob furries too that well that's a half a fur yeah that's that's the kansas state mascot oh he's getting motorboat wait that okay i look at look at her she's stacked as fuck yeah they are sexual zaha you wouldn't grab the titty you grabbed the right hours zaha last time we did a college football show, a furry came up and said they wanted to meet you. Name was Brandy.

Yeah, that's right. She was a furry. Interesting culture. Interesting subculture. It's not really that interesting, though. I don't think it is. I think it's just Halloween year round. You guys are typical jocks.

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to find a pack near you. What sandwich would you pair with a high noon? A nice cranberry high noon. Nice, uncrustable. Cranberry would be turkey I would do like a turkey sub What about a pear high noon? What sandwich are you pairing? A brie and turkey

Sandwiches Sandwiches are good I can't eat deli meat Ruben's probably the best but ruben common name for an american idol winner ruben stuttered and i believe taylor hicks middle name was oh my god uh cj anderson loves sonic the hedgehog can we pull up cj anderson's headshots that he's gotten i love looking at cj anderson's media day headshots who is c he's 5 8 225 dude he's so funny to look at and not he's so i don't know that's a running back about a number so funny

dude i just love looking at cj anderson man no that the light blue one is so yeah just media day pictures when you don't get a number yet every single one's like a mom i threw up it looks like black jersey jerry oh yeah what was his 40 time yeah he does what a tank dude yeah cj anderson was good in fantasy for a couple years who yeah yeah i'm starting to remember a little bit that's the one What a tank, dude. Yeah. C.J. Anderson was good in fantasy for a couple years. Who? Yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to remember him a little bit. Taylor Hicks.

A thousand year rush. He stopped being famous almost immediately after winning Idol, right? He went in the Soul Patrol, brother. He was so famous on Idol, though. Yeah. Like, that's crazy. Gray hair? Yeah. Awful singer.

Really bad singer. No, I know he performed the 2007 Liberty Bowl that I went to. Oh. The halftime show. I'm hoping WVU makes the Liberty Bowl. I'll be going this year. Yeah. he performed the 2007 Liberty Bowl that I went to. The halftime show. I'm hoping WVU makes the Liberty Bowl. I'll be going this year. Is he the Silver Fox? Yeah.

There he is. With Dave. I noticed Taylor Hicks way before I noticed Dave. Interesting. Where was that? Was it Alabama? Is Taylor Hicks from Alabama? I'd imagine. That makes sense yeah checks out uh huh what i don't know um what's going on the rest of the week you're gone friday

i'm going friday we got sass you're're gone Friday too? Yeah. All right. You're going big boy. We'll concoct some. Going to the Great Smoky Mountains. Oh, that sounds lovely. My dad and sister have never been there. Nice. They're beautiful.

I'm excited. You doing Dollywood? Is that there? Yeah. I don't even know what Dollywood is, to be honest. Oh, it's Dolly Parton's Amusement Park. I didn't know she had an amusement park. It's magical.

It's wonderful. And the food is good when it comes to magical amusement parks there's one that comes to you two um dorney park yeah yeah what does it look like what's dollywood look like is it big it's in the great smokies and there's a real like steam engine train that goes through it and dolly comes through all the time on like a horse-drawn carriage like actually her comes through i went right before christmas once and then there's all the no but there's all these smoking areas where people just chalk block their old people in and like we'll be back in two hours grandma there's just like all these areas with old people just like parked there's always a bunch of people waiting outside

of mgk's coffee shop in Cleveland. 27 Club, hoping to see them. Very cool. All the drinks are pink. I didn't know MGK had a coffee shop. Yeah, 27 Club. It's all these rock stars on the wall that died at 27 and him. He's like 34. It's a real coffee shop? Yeah. Maybe next time, pal.

So, Janis Joplin? Yeah, the drummer for The Who. Amy Winehouse? Mac? I'm a pal. So Janis Joplin? Yeah, the drummer for The Who. Jimi Hendrix. Amy Winehouse. Jimi Hendrix, Amy Winehouse. Mack. Mack Miller. Was Kurt Cobain?

Was Karen Carpenter, 27? Yeah, maybe. Tupac? No, he was younger. He was younger than that. He was younger than that? Jesus. I think he was like 25.

Tarveris Jackson. Wow, did he die at 27? I don't know. Did you just name a quarterback? A dead quarterback. He just died. Wait, what? Yeah, Traveris Jackson.

He did? Yeah. Yeah. He was a Seahawks guy? Yeah, Twitter searched his name and no one talked about his death. People didn't really talk about Vincent Jackson's death either. Shit. Vincent Jackson's dead?

Yeah. Bo Jackson's name is Vincent Jackson. Jim Harbaugh has more rushing yards than Bo Jackson? Bo Jackson does not have a lot of rushing yards. He only played like 24 games. Or maybe John Harbaugh? One of the Harbaughs has more rushing yards than Bo Jackson by like 10. Bo Jackson never had a 1,000-yard rushing season.

Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah, he only played three years. Then he would have had to have had a 1,000-yard rushing season because he had 2700 yards rushing no he his most was like 984 i think oh my god and he because he didn't play until baseball season ended oh because he also played major league baseball that's right like dion forgot about the well better than dion dion was bo was an all-star in both sports

dion was a hall of Famer in football and played baseball. He was not a very good... Bad athlete. You heard it here, folks. Bad athlete. No, he's not a very good Major League Baseball player, but an incredible baseball player. What about college football coach?

So far, so good. Are you sick of him yet? Of the team, or no? I'm sick of Titus bringing him up every goddamn day. He was sick of dion before the season started well i just it was a lot titus has been throwing neck for sure even off camera but brandon and i looked up remember long neck oh yeah we looked him up the other day oh shit he has a kid he does he has a tattoo that says lick here with an arrow pointing up oh yeah um i saw him at a chiropractor which is a big gamble no you yeah my god that should count as a suicide attempt yeah i saw a chiropractor video of him getting cracked it was long neck there was wide neck there's also crooked neck. Who was the bad guy? There's also crooked neck now, too. And crooked neck? It goes like this.

Who's crooked neck? He's good. I guess I explained him perfectly. Wait, didn't wide neck die? Wide neck didn't die. Yeah, look at that. Oh. Wide neck's dead?

No way. I thought maybe. You must be confusing him with Travaris Jackson. Pardon me You don't remember Long Neck? Your mouth was a gate There's nothing to remember I've never seen this man

What? I think he's got a Did he work here? It was him and a fat guy No, that's your You're close One of his more recent videos Is two ladies just jacking off his neck

No, why would Something I should remember he was something that he was the internet famous and about this is like he's got a latina baby mama this was a run at sick that type of person was big on like instagram and snapchat it was all it was it was no it was just necks and then jackass style stuff but it was popular again because they looked so goofy they weren't even doing jackass style stuff i think they were just like throwing cake on themselves. No, they were doing music videos, weren't they?

Can I get an example? Can I see? Squeezing lemons into my eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Off my house. Can I see this long neck guy's work? Crooked Neck's on the come up.

I think he's new to the game. I have not seen Crooked Neck yet. I haven't seen Crooked Neck. Yeah, his neck's crooked as fuck. You've seen Wide Neck. No, Wide Neck's the boy. Who's Wide Neck? Wide Neck, you'd know if you saw him.

Oh, no, no, no. I remember Wide Neck. Was that a blackck's the boy. Who's Wide Neck? Wide Neck, you'd know if you saw him. Oh, no, no, no. I remember Wide Neck. Was that a black guy? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I know. Exactly. That's the one I was talking about. You.

Sorry. No. What's he riding on? Oh, no. Is he riding on his big boyfriend? Yeah, is that the big boy? I don't like this. Get him help.

Oh, that dude's crazy. Oh, that dude's crazy. Yeah, that guy's crazy. All right. This brand of content's weird. Did not enter my purview. I don't know how it did. I don't know how my algorithm didn't. So Widenack linked with them in the beginning.

Can I say Widenack? Fuck with that. I feel like it speaks volumes about you as a person. Like you're so much better than us. I'm pretty sure Wide Neck could swallow a fucking can of liquid gel. I know this guy. This guy I remember. This guy I remember.

Oh, my God. This guy will probably need a bigger hammer. These are OG fellas. Yeah, these are fellas. They're OG fellas. They paved the way. We just need to see his old mugshot. I guess I thought he died for something. Yeah, I remember this mug're OG fellas They paved the way I guess I thought he died for some reason Yeah, I remember this mugshot

Up to the right Holy shit So, to Keo Spikes Great wide neck Paul Pazlesny, incredible neck Yeah Keo Spikes probably the goat neck I'm a Pazlesny guy

You think Paul Pazlesny has a better neck than Keo Spikes? neck yeah yeah keel spikes probably the goat neck i'm like two cj anderson's right there yeah you think paul's doesn't he has a better pull up his yeah keel spikes i started appreciating necks more and i'm starting to work on my own i didn't how are you working out next like you just curls with the put a fucking plate on my forehead on the bench are you hoping it gets pretty wide i guess it's easy it's an easy muscle to grow. Really? Yeah. Oh. You're working out your neck.

Yeah. Bro. You have these things you put your head in. I want a thicker neck. You beat the gym, man. You win. I want a thick ass neck. He's got to match his stacked ass. I get that.

Stacked sweaty ass. Yeah, your stacked neck. It wasn't a sweaty ass it was poop yeah it wasn't poop it was like oil it was post oh my god after birth yeah how's surviving bar still going does anybody know they've been pretty mum they've been pretty mom what is mom silent quiet mummy that's a good way to remember it mummies are always talking What is mum? Silent. Quiet. Mummy. That's a good way to remember it. Mummies are always talking. Oh, that's a...

This November, get ready for a college basketball experience like no other. The Barstool Sports Invitational is back again Wednesday, November 8th. Two days before FurCon. Easy way to remember that. Yes. At Wintrust Arena in Chicago. I've got something in my eye. In the first part of the doubleheader, we have FAU

returning most of their team from the Final Four last year versus hometown Loyola Chicago and Sister Jean. Tip-off is at 6 p.m. Central Time. In the second game, we have the battle of Brandon Walker versus Bobby Hurley as Mississippi State takes on Arizona State. Is that what it says?

Are you playing? I'm not. I might sit on the bench, though. They might need you, dude. Toluse Smith out. I know. It sucks. It sucks bad.

Are you still doing that whole Mississippi State thing? I am. I am. Have you considered just picking a new school? Nope. That's who I love. That's who I was born into. Can't help it

can't choose your teams you could have been an alabama fan from your mom my mom tried to make me an alabama fan i refused it i won't i like miss you regret that at all that's no i i am comfortable you actually can choose your teams like that's how it works i didn't choose my teams um yeah i didn't choose the dolphins i didn't choose um the braves i didn't choose any so okay let's get existential should you make that choice yourself is it bad parenting to raise have you ever intentionally chosen like have you ever thought about that have you ever sat and said like i'm an adult now i can make my own choices and like i should re-evaluate no do you want to be a woman now too is that no okay are you really even a mississippi state fan If you never actually chose Mississippi State, how can you say you're a Mississippi State fan?

I've been there. You're not consciously deciding. I've been in it my whole life. It's like being born straighter gay. You can't. It's not your call. Yeah, like you were raised in a cult, but you're not even sure if you believe what the cult is. No, I believe.

Have you ever stopped? I believe the cult. Have you ever stopped and evaluated what the cult is teaching you and said, yeah, I actually do believe this, or am I just doing this because I was on this track? People leave their religions all the time. I don't go to Catholic. What are y'all doing? Yeah, when you stop believing. I don't want to get out of this. I'm

fine. I was raised gay. Now I'm straight. Really? Made that choice. Good for you. Or bad for you. Who knows? You remember that Low Anthony kid? Like he was the gayest kid. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's straight you. Who knows? You remember that Low Anthony kid? Like he was the gayest kid. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's straight now.

No way. He's a straight Christian now. No way. He was the gayest kid online. My God. His wrists were never straight. Yeah. Yeah.

He's straight now. He is. Or claims to be. How straight is he? He's like preaching the word of God. Yeah. To save you sad yeah oh shit is he the tiktok he's who's the tiktok or the other guy that says i don't like men's no more he's in a church oh yeah and he's like i don't like men's no more i've been delivered i don't like men's yeah it's a good one. I remember in high school, when we were all in high school, the gayest kids were so gay.

I feel like you had to be. I feel like you had to go all out. There was no spectrum, yeah. Yeah. The spectrum, you were either... It wasn't transient. Yeah, it's weird what happens because before high school, the gayest kids were the straightest kids.

Like the dudes that got girls at sleepovers were always doing gay shit. Yes. But then in high school, gayest kids were the straightest kids like the dudes that got girls at sleepovers were always be gay doing gay shit yes yeah but then in high school talking to girls yeah yeah then in high school they just let it all hang out yeah now it's you can be whatever whatever wherever do you see tony p's video sort of about this topic about vibrant masculinity no but i've been pumping out that vibrant stuff. What's vibrant? What's vibrant masculinity? It's like being so passionate and flamboyant about your masculinity,

which is kind of how he lives his life. That's the philosophy he's trying to preach. Okay, can we see one? Flamboyant? Yeah, like paradoxical. Masculinity, part one. If I could distill vibrant masculinity into one sentence fucking love would be you can do both and what i mean by this is that you can love things like go

to the gym you can love you know things like football and really kind of the more traditionally masculine things that we've seen in society you can embrace those things go all in but at the same time embracing new things like creativity whether it be cooking or going to the theater. Oh, vibrant masculinity is just gay. Okay. Be confident. You can like knitting mittens and you can be a man. No. in terms of leadership, I always look at it this way. Instead of dominating control,

uplift, connect, and inspire. Instead of suppressing emotion, keeping it deep down, it's about channeling it and expressing it in a very consistent and healthy way. Someone who truly captures the essence of vitamin. Yeah. Thank you, Ty. All right, all right, all right. Very nice.

Very nice. Very nice. We got it. I think I'm going to keep bottling my shit up. Yeah. Diet 45. I mean, you just went on a rant about fennel. Yeah. Well, not alone.

Not really a rant either. I mean, he was just kind of informational about it. I was trying to raise awareness. What, Brandon? I was looking on Twitter, and John Rich has a tweet about a sport that I just... I'm going to send it to TJ right now. I just want you guys to see it. I've never seen it.

I was unaware of it. And I would like... Oh, and Clemmer just texted and missed you, too. But missed doing baseball sporkles with you more okay that got i got too much oh can jam oh he's never i love can jam yeah of course just flex that can jam by the way these are hot they call it dysflexion as i call it what it's can jams probably official oh yeah it's my favorite that's can jam when i see that the box for can jam and like dicks that's what that is

yeah it is fantastic and at last. Huh. It is fun. I feel like these guys aren't fun about it, though. No. No. The second it gets to this level, it stops being fun. Agreed.

I also love the one with the two sticks that you put in your pocket. I haven't seen one smile. Are those teammates or are they opponents? They're teammates. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, that was. You really, really want to get it in the slot. It's hard to see, but there's a slot in the front. It's like 10 points. You can get it in a slot? Oh, yeah. Oh, was You really really Want to get it in the slot It's hard to see But there's a slot In the front It's like 10 points You can get it in the slot Oh yeah

Oh yeah Right in the slit You treat it right Oh slot wins Yeah And I think Hitting the can is 5 And then hitting it is

Just 1 If they tap it into the can It's I've always been aware Can jam existed But didn't really know what it was. I like it more than Spikeball. Spikeball is a bunch of artists.

Spikeball players are the worst. Spikeball is kind of on the trajectory of Pickleball. Think it's getting too big? Getting too big. Too serious? I don't like tailgating games being competitive to that degree. You don't like competitive cornhole? No.

Those guys kind of ruin cornhole. I think when you're at tailgate, trying to win is fine, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, when you're like, I'm going to go compete. Yeah, when you're seeking out cornhole. Let's leave it at the tailgate.

I'm going to practice this in my back yard. I will be bringing a hacky sack to the Bears tailgate this weekend if anybody wants to come I'm down for that. kick around. Sunday.

Do you know where yet or no? Not a clue. It's got to be Soldier Field, right? Yeah, it's probably. It's got to be. Yeah. I mean, it could be Wrigley, but probably not. Probably not. That's the one on the lake, right? That's the one on the lake. That's tough. You got to do some hoofing.

Yeah, you got to do some hoofing. You really do. Sorry that was dumb, but I tried to go to the beach there on a game day. Tough. Yeah. Can't do it. Are you hyped for that book? We got a shout out Kevin from Portland. Big shout out Kevin from Portland. He sent me a book from

Aaron Draplin, my favorite graphic designer. Yeah, thank you Kevin. Yeah, good guy. He was at your show and Sass's show. Yeah, he gave me a book on how to start gaining passive income. Really? It's a sneak diss. Wait, so he got me something that's on my interests He got Kyle a book that's on your interests

Then you got a passive income That's why he's the best man That's fucking awesome Shout out Kevin Are you doing shows this week? Yeah we start tonight Where are you guys going to be? Zany's, Old Town

One tonight, one tomorrow, one Thursday, and then two Friday, two Saturday. Nice. It's going to be a long week. I wouldn't mind looking at that passive income book if you ever had it on. You can have it because I have no income to be passive with. I have nothing to start with. I don't think that refers to your income currently. I've got to read the book.

Okay. You're right. I'll give it to you after. Brandon, are you good financially? Oh, I'm great. I'm good. I'm not great. But I'm fine.

I just, any little bit helps. I like it. Luke's income is extremely passive right now. Okay. Yeah. My direct income is passive. Yeah, he's wrong-handed. He's a salad.

I got a check for $25 last night. Is that how you do get checks like that? Yeah. And it's like the most depressing thing in the world. Wait, for what? At a stand-up? Yeah, like a 10-minute spot at like the comedy bar. $25. Come on. In a check. They gotta give you more than that.

No. I mean, that's like a fair price but like in a check, it's like, dude, I'm never this is gonna stay in my backpack for months. They know that. Because you're not gonna take a special trip to go but like in a check it's like dude i'm never this is gonna stay in my backpack for months they know that because you're not gonna take a special trip to go cash a check i can do it on my phone but i kind of like so i saved my checks i had like three thirty dollar checks that i saved from the summer and i was like shit i have 90 bucks now that's pretty nice yeah why don't you start doing first touchdowns with kyle i should i'm all out of meatballs right people ask i'm not in gonna be

in the business of giving out picks that's not that's not fun for me yep i asked you and you wouldn't even i'm not basing it on any knowledge i'm just randomly picking just like on the vibe not even that so i'm still last place in the uh you haven't won a game. No. No. But I have more points than some of you. You should have picked a better team. How am I losing if I have more points? Hero wins. Stephen Che fucked you over. My quarterback didn't play the Super Bowl.

When Nick Chubb got hurt, he picked up Ramondre Stevenson for you. He texted me and was like, do you want to do this? I told him not to do that. I was like, sure. I said, I'll trust your expertise, and that's what he did. I told him to pick up David Montgomery. He didn't do it. He's saving David Montgomery for himself.

Yeah. Yep. Devin A-Chain's hurt. Yeah, that sucks. He's so good. Is he, or is the offense that's so good? It's both. Mostert could do that, and I think Jeff Wilson Jr. can.

Average 12 yards a carry? A-Chain's fast. Very fast. offense that's so good it's both most could do that and i think jeff wilson jr can average 12 yards a carry a chain's fast very fast they're putting claypool they're gonna have claypool's tight end i think really they might run them out of tight end sets which is pretty cool yeah he's six four big body their offense is big body all right tj you want to spin the wheel why'd you just touch me just a little scratch thank you oh all right dry nothing to worry about yeah have you felt this aloft hitting yet huh oh yeah felt it yet i'm feeling no it takes some people it takes like a month plus they said give it a week you've been pretty chill i feel maybe you have maybe you don't

notice but we have oh i, I don't know. Have your busts been watery? Uh, what? Have you had watery busts? No. No, I haven't. I haven't had any. No busts.

No busts. No, that's not true. You did hotel night the other night. Yeah, but I just started. Yeah, it was a little. Oh, okay. That might have been the day before I started, actually. Oh, yeah.

Is that the variation? It's either creamy or watery? I think it's on the... Creamy. I wouldn't... Creamy. Thicker thin? I hate the word...

Thicker thin, yeah. Yeah. Mine varies in hue depending on... I don't know what yet. Are you experimenting with that? Sometimes it's a lot more transparent. Yeah. That's watery, I think, yeah.

Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. The hue of your cum sounds like the start to a poem yeah speaking of books are due right this week this week yeah if you're done just send me it whatever okay all right i have to just get the uh the climax. I started my, I'm almost done. So I'm about halfway done. Yeah, I'm about a quarter, halfway. You're a quarter of halfway?

I'm a quarter of halfway, depending on how long I want to make it. Yeah. That makes, yeah. Could be. I don't even know if mine is readable. No. Mine are just standalone sentences.

Mine are sentences of metaphors. no nick let me read uh his intro and it was like two paragraphs and there were like 15 jokes that's what mine is and they were all hitters meanwhile i was over there trying to write like some topical shit for like travis kelsey and taylor swift for the weekend and i just felt like the biggest piece of shit ever couldn't get anything yeah you gotta be careful making uh pop culture references in your book no are you talking about for your

stand up I was doing it for stand up yeah yeah do you have any pop culture references in your book I've read it yeah I've read uh I remember making like a Charlie Sheen winning joke oh no oh and that's in print yeah very hot at the time damn winning that was insane that might have been the worst he'll never get AIDS I think it holds up well no I think I might have made like a Adonis,

like, yeah, I don't know, like Charlie Sheen. Yeah, I don't know. I remember the time Charlie Sheen was just like going on every fucking talk show. Tiger Blood. Talking about Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA. I'm going to read your book this week. It's so funny. By Friday, I'm going to pull together your worst aged quotes.

And I think I said something about like having Charlie Sheen Adonis DNA oronis when was it published or something that was that was like kind of you have charlie sheen's blood that was the hottest shit in the world oh my you couldn't escape it oh my god people are like verbalizing hashtag which sucked hashtag winning winning wait when was the last time can we search twitter let's just find the person who's most recently hashtag winning and let's just tell them to stop. Every Yak fan

just tell them to stop. Quit it. Why did he rock it up so fast again? He was just on a bunch of coke. He was on Truth Nugget. He was saying yes to every interview so he's just popping up on like every morning show. Coked out of his mind. He used saying yes to every interview, so he's just popping up on every morning show. Coked out of his mind.

Okay. He used too many hashtags. Yeah, this is too much. I just want one winning. Only hashtag winning. Haley Madison. Maybe throw Sheen in there, too. He was active on Twitter, too, I think.

I think he was. He was fired off. I just don't remember. Yeah. Was that during your run on Twitter, KB? Was it you and Sheen going back, going head to head? My run was after Sheen. He's in like five of my favorite movies.

Hashtag winner. I don't know what. What is that? That looks delicious. Oh, those are cockles. That's what Arya Stark was peddling on that bridge. What is a cockle? Right?

Oysters, clams, and cockles. Oysters, clams, and cockles. Oysters, clams, and cockles. Is that true? Wait, it was for two, but nobody else won it anyway. I'll eat your soup. That's a sarcastic winning. That's a crying emoji.

Self-aware. It looks delicious. Rugby, whales guy. Oh, he oh he's awesome yeah i like this guy that's not winning oh everyone's gonna tell him to stop now and he's gonna be sad yeah let's pile on all right that's okay pussy enjoy your cockles those those are pieces of bread that were called cockles? I think cockles are like seafood. Seafood, really?

My neighbor just traded me a joint for a cigarette. Hashtag winning. I don't want to fuck with DK forever, man. Jeff Nadeau used it this year. Jeff Nadeau used it when? How recent? Like December 2022. Shout out to the big man.

I think he's going through something with his dad. Oh, yeah, of course. I just want to give him that shout out. Shout out to Jeff Nadeau. Prayers up to big man. It is. I sent him some love, and he responded that Chicago won't be ready for him when he gets here. He's coming?

He's going to come through visit. I would love love for him i would love for him back to the ship yeah i don't think he said enough slurs to really get the invite back oh yeah you just get further down in that chair for me yeah i don know. I'm just slinking. Yeah, you're right. Let me sit up. N-word, N-I-L. It's a simple progression. Nicky, Nicky. I'll be tweeting that later. What? I said I'll be tweeting that later.

Yeah, by all means. Yeah. All right. Y'all ready to go? Yeah. Where you got to be? I don't have anywhere to go. I was just...

Where you going, Papa? I thought it was... Where's Papa Bear going? Where you going? I got to go buy my wife a birthday present. What's her birthday today? Friday. I'm going to walk and go get a Bears jersey.

I thought you were getting it yesterday. It was closed. Closed. Columbus. Oh, and it's just people's day. What are you thinking? Do you have any strategy right now? Are you thinking like...

I like DJ Moore. DJ Moore rocks. Old school legend, DJ Moore. Yeah, DJ Moore rocks, unless I can get a Devin Hester. Or I'd like a Kevin White. WVU. That is right. I will say good colors.

Yeah. Good jersey colors. Complimentary colors. You say like the Broncos suck, but the Bears are good? No, neither are good. Oh, you just said what? DJ Moore is good. Uniforms, right?

Yeah, it's the uniform style. Yeah, Bears are really good uniforms. I like the stripes. You think Niners are best uniforms? No. Oh. Who do you think is best uniforms? Niners are beautiful.

I like the Niners a lot. Yeah, those are awesome. I'm going to go with... Hard to beat the Niners, man. Yeah. I think the New Jets ones are sharp, but Niners are tough. Cowboys are not. Oh, Raiders.

Raiders will always be number one. I love the Raiders, yeah. Do you see Iowa State's uniforms? No. They look like they were fucking naked. Really? Yeah. TJ, pull that up.

Yeah, they looked like they were pantless. Trouserless. I kind of like their color scheme, though. Yeah, really bad. Oh, they do look naked. Yeah, they just look straight up naked. Like they're in tighty-whities. Yeah.

Who? That has to go through so many people, and I always wonder how that makes it through. Was that Cody Rhodes? I think that was a hashtag in there. Oh, yeah. So that has returned at WrestleMania? I was there.

You were in L.A. for that? If that's his return, that's in Dallas, but that might have been in L.A. The SoFi Stadium, he said. Yeah. Oh, that was one of the main events.

You need to be so confident. Is that Cena? That was Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes. Does Cena come back at all or no? Yeah,

he's back right now. Yeah, doing a six-week run, eight-week run. It's going pretty well. Should be towards the end, huh? Because of the

writer's strike, right? Yeah. Making a little money on the side. How do you know it's coming to an end? It's like advertised. They announced it was like an like eight week run and we're close to i hate that i would love to sit in on a wwe writer's room oh it'd be amazing yes that would be so interesting brandon would you

leave you this job to do that yes not like uh you're completely off camera i'd leave it right now just to write not to be on camera. I would stand up. I'd shake Kyle's hand. I'd give Mook a fist bump. Shit. I'd step over Titus. I'd step past Kate.

I'd hug Nick. Hug me. You would also be making the biggest mistake of your life. I knew a guy in LA who did it. Was he miserable? He was like, it's the fucking worst job ever. I don't know. I think even if it sucked, you'd be in your glory because you're doing it.

Yeah, that's true. Make like 48 grand a year. What? I don't know if it's true. Feel that. I'm just kidding. You'd run into issues. You can't live on that.

You can't tell people that you are responsible for stuff, though. Like if there was like a big. That's true. You'd be like, yeah, I did that. Also. And you'd be in trouble for breaking NDA Also, would not be able to keep secrets. Right, right. I would text you like, dude, this Sunday.

You know who's coming back. Roman Reigns is turning on somebody. You'd literally be like tee-hee-ing when you were like coming home from work. Tee-hee. It'd be my job to write how many times he cocks his wrist. How many times he cocks. So write WWE for me right now. What's Monday Night Raw coming up next Monday?

I don't know. I've been paying that close attention to WWE. How are you going to get the job if you're not paying attention? Tonight's big. Tonight's huge, yeah. They're all showing up on NXT. Cody Rhodes has a big announcement. Yeah, to fuck over Edge.

So write it. Write the show for me. They're going commercial free. Undertaker's showing up on NXT tonight. They're going commercial free and AEW's going commercial free. They're all throwing the and Tony Khan's calling them assholes. It's... They might be reviving

the Undertaker's character and passing it on to Von Wagner tonight. Whoa. He got killed by Braun Breaker on TV like three weeks ago. And ever since then they've been making Undertaker references. They might be bringing some sort of Undertaker sub-character back. Well, that would be Thrawn, Vaughn, Wagner. That might

be one of the worst things ever. That's not good. Yeah. That's why they need you, Brandon. Be the writer. Well, no, he's just telling you what they've been doing. Yeah. Not telling you what they should do. I'm just reading dirt sheets. Do they write, like, romance into these? Oh, I'm telling you. This is a soap opera. The horny guys

like, I need Cena to fuck The Rock right now. Yeah, Edge fucked Lita in the ring. Yeah, Edge fucked Lita right in the middle of the ring. He got head in the middle of the ring. He copped dome in the ring? Edge is my favorite, yeah. After he stole Lita in real life. Yeah.

That's kind of sick. It's so sick. I started doing it to make fun of Brandon. I love it. Like Kiss? Well, this was a long time ago. This was back in 2004, 2005. No, AEW's back into it.

They're doing titty slaps now. That one AEW wrestler, she's like, I want to slap your titty. And she slapped their titty. Titty slap. Yeah. The girl's like, my titty. Oh, fuck. my fucking tit just a bunch of middle-aged white dudes like yeah we're gonna throw a titty slap it that's what brandon that's what brandon's

t he and uh kind of on the young rock is the lowest production show i've ever seen with the most blatant product placement ever they canceled it didn't they did they yeah this is a wrestling centric show or what yeah it's about young rock oh it's like young sheldon yeah but young rock and it's like i saw a clip from the undertaker walking into uh yeah the locker room and it just had like capital one on the door and then he's just talking to a guy he's's like an old high school buddy. He's like, yeah, I work at State Farm now. It's the best. It's really bad.

They bounce around timeline-wise, right? Yeah. Like, it'll be, like, 12 one week, and then it'll be 28 the next week. Yeah, it should just be called Younger Rock, because sometimes he's old. Yeah. But not as old as he is in the present. No, he's... Is WWE Network still... He was born May 3rd, 1972,

so he's 51 now? WWE Network's dead? It's on Peacock. It's just Peacock, not Peacock? There's no WWE Network. The Rock is 51? I think so. I believe he was born May 3rd, 1972.

He looks older than that. Yeah. Is he going to age well? No. He's not. He'll be president one day, though. The Rock? Yeah. Because of the steroids? Yeah. Is he going to age well? No. He's not. He'll be president one day though. The Rock? Yeah. Because of the steroids? Yeah. Oh yeah. Invincible man, he's aged

Arnold hasn't aged great, has he? I haven't seen Arnold in a while. Aren't the pictures of Arnold shirtless? When's the last time we saw Arnold? Is he still doing politics now? What has he done in the past five years? He impregnated his maid.

That's right. His ugly maid. Who? When was that? The ugly maid. Yeah, it was an ugly maid. It was a bad looking maid. Poor maid.

I thought there was like a picture not too long ago of Arnold with his shirt off somewhere and he just looked sloppy. Yeah, it's hard. He's probably in his 80s. Furry Wrestling Federation. There's furry wrestling? Back around. That's got to be awesome. He's probably in his 80s. Furry Wrestling Federation. There's furry wrestling? Not to circle it back around. That would be awesome.

That's just Pokemon. Then have to maintain it forever? Yeah. That's got to suck. That's got to fucking suck. That's why I don't do it. No, I just looked it up. Well, we don't do that.

Oh, dudes didn't get that jacked until... It's an amazing event. Pretty recently, right? Yeah. I mean, when was that? Like that jacked, yeah. Yeah. So we don't really have a lot of data on... When did they start getting that jacked yeah yeah why we don't really have like a lot of data on when

did they start getting that jack like the 70s probably later yeah like maybe not well arnold was like the late 70s early 80s right talking about like the widespread like people bodybuilder physique it's not masculine we don't have a lot of data points of how this ages is what i'm saying yeah you're right we're starting to get that is true we're now starting a lot of data points of how this ages is what I'm saying. Yeah, you're right. We're starting to get those data points. Steve Mihalik shot himself. Oh, and how being super ripped affects you when you get old. Yeah. Uh-oh, Kyle.

Isn't it RFK, that guy running for office? He's like super ripped and he's old as hell. Who? Running as an independent now. One of the Kennedys. Yeah, RFK. Bad voice. Your voice can't be good.

You can't have a bad voice running for president i'd argue that trump has a bad voice nah this is a worse voice i think you guys watched the clip but his speech when he went off the cuff i don't know if you guys saw this or not i saw him talking about the new england patriots dude he is just he's the best stand-up of all time yeah he's insane that's who Matt Rife thinks he is. And Donald Trump thinks he's black. Oh, man. Let that hang.

Let it linger. Let it linger. Breathe it in. Let the joke breathe. That's what makes it good. What else, boys? Anything? Kate, boys, I included you as well because you're like 40% boy.

How is being pregnant going this time? It's got to be awful. Better or worse than the first time? I went to an ultrasound yesterday and they said I still have like several weeks to go. They said he's measuring at like 41 weeks and he's over the 99th percentile for size. I don't want to blow out my holes. Oh. Yeah.

I just really don't. He's kicking out like a door of a saloon. Yeah. He's just going to eat, eat, eat. Yeah. Yuck. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

That is a concern, right? You can rip can rip yeah i did last time oh third degree and i don't want to do it again and so the doctor was like get pat to take some oil and get down there there's a pamphlet some oil yes and your partner is supposed to get down there and like stretch you out every night, but not too much. Did your mom ever oil your tank? Too much. Thank you, Kate. But I don't want to ask him to do it because I feel like...

Is there anything... That's a lot of... You haven't asked him yet? He's probably good at it. Have you mentioned it to him? Yes. But you never asked him, like, hey, can you do it today? He says he'll get there.

He's like, I'll do it. Yeah, he keeps putting days like yeah he keeps putting it off like he's doing the dishes terry mcclure and hates doing that too i hate stretching taint yeah i just had a long day at work i'm not stretching your taint i'll let it soak in the sink it's a thing they sell sell these little tools to pregnant ladies so that you can do it yourself because you can't reach. But they tell your guy just to pass it. What's the number one pro of being pregnant?

Is there ever a moment where you're like, this is cool, thank God I am pregnant? Nikki smokes rubbing her belly probably. Creating life is awesome. Is there anything good about it? Is there one thing? Right. Yeah.

Some people have like easy pregnancies and they're like, it's fine. It's simple. That's not me. I'm not enjoying it. I don't enjoy it. Guilt-free eating or something? That's fun. I had Pat bring, yeah.

Do you have a craving that you've been harping on? Reese's Puffs. Like I cannot get enough. I'm eating like three boxes. That's normal, baby. That's everybody. Oh, fuck, I'm pregnant. I'm eating so much cereal.

I'm like going through five boxes of cereal a week, probably. At least. I eat at breakfast, lunch, dinner. I eat it 24-7. I can't get enough. As a snack, a nice snack bowl. Yeah, I cannot stop eating it. Milk and cereal or dry?

Milk and cereal. That's the dream. I don't know. I hear that. But it's rolling along. Thanks for asking. Are you anywhere in the name process? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. We know the name. You know the name. Yeah. We know the name. Guess name wheels on the window. I know. Name wheels.

From, how common is it not common come on do you know anyone personally with this name no i know someone kind of famous who's no longer here tavaris jackson Travara's In the show Travara's Cassidy That's it Yeah I've never met another You know a famous dead person Who figured it out I think Sean Taylor

Sean Taylor 21 I like Leverage a lot Yeah Leverage is good So many of these are just wrestler names like Buckshot Cassidy is yeah force sweat Cassidy

tendon so it's up there is it on this list it's on the list oh no oh no no way oh no kate buck is not that crazy of a name i'll just say it's a cool nickname it's on here buckshot but no no it ain't buckshot it is it's buckshot It is. Is Buck shot? No. Buck Cassidy?

No. Oh, my God. No. But maybe Buck. Buck Cassidy. No, it's Backshot. Backshot. Yeah, it's too close to Backshot. Oh, we wouldn't be in this situation if...

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It was laid out. Was he talking... Pat was talking with Mook before this happened, right? It wasn't... You give him pointers? Yeah, yeah.

You know, this new move i discovered you got it too the cp i don't have to what you can just leave it in brother oh shit anyway some uh some guy dug up my some somebody just tweeted at me my uh adonis dna reference oh yeah i just said i made it i said that i uh in the book i said uh basically i i did a bunch of i was on all sorts of illicit drugs during my career ranging from anabolic steroids to charlie sheen and dana's dna do you have any hashtags in the book no hashtag ah what year did it come out uh 2012 but i wrote it like during the summer of 2011, which is why that was on the mind. I might need to add a hashtag to my book then.

Yeah, you should. You should. That's actually, I think if you're going to do it, leaning into it would be actually kind of funny, like ironically funny. If you just made like a ton of very niche references that anyone reading the book that day would understand. This book is only good for a dad.

Do you have any Chuck Norris jokes in your book? No, I do not. That would be awesome. Just a book that everyone's like, yeah, I do remember that. This was written in October. That's right. That was the black or the white llama.

Oh my God. Did you see what somebody did to your Wikipedia page? Somebody? It was fucking this guy. Who else would have done it? He knows how to do that? Who else would have done it? No way Brandon knows how to edit a Wikipedia page.

No chance I know how to edit a Wikipedia page. Anybody that watches this show, they love editing Wikipedia. But they did it. It's pro-Brandon. That's why it's so that's what's weird that is stunning it was shocking that i don't know that was like a option is born and raised uh to brandon walker his father's successful college well i mean that right there successful college football analyst and podcaster in barstool sports brandon walker created a new podcast to feature his son with barstool sports titled mostly sports and brandon walker who else who else would write that i don't know i didn't during Barstool Sports. Brandon Walker created a new podcast to feature his son with Barstool Sports titled Mostly Sports with Brandon Walker.

Who else would write that? I don't know. I didn't know there was anybody out there that would write that. Although I do like that person. I do like that that's in there because that actually adds some more spice to my personal life other than just he's a depressed son of a bitch. Wait, yeah. So wait, your only personal life was your depression?

That's all you got. That's all you got. That's all you got outside of work for the life. Before Brandon came along. He was really sad. Which one's worse? Yeah, this dude's sad. Being depressed or having Brandon be your father? I think it goes hand in hand.

Damn. Had suicidal thoughts. Personal life. That's it. Guy. Had suicidal thoughts. Personal life. That's it. That's all there was. We know nothing else about him, but he once- He once settled on AMA. He once wanted to cease to exist.

All right, good to know. That's kind of the main common thread at Barstool. Yeah, we just share our personal life. Well, that's not the main one. No. What's the main one? White. Whiteness. Oh, wow, wow. Yeah, we just share our personal life. Well, that's not the main one. No. What's the main one? White. Whiteness.

Oh, wow, wow. Yeah, that too. There are a lot of white people over here. A lot of them. I don't see color. Super white. Interesting. Yeah.

Never thought about it. Yeah. Look how white TJ is. TJ. Who's the whitest person? Clemmer is super white. Clemmer is super white. No.

We were talking in the car Yeah About Clemmer I think is almost like Nah nevermind Nevermind Forget I said that Wait

We were assigning races To our co-workers If they weren't white Yeah Yeah We were assigning alternate races We think Clemmer is like Hispanic Okay

Brandon's black Mintz is a black woman. I can just see him standing at the freezer. Glennie's a horny Indian man. Glennie's Indian. I'm Korean. Of course.

Kyle is Japanese because he's a little bit more disciplined than I am. Filipino. Oh yeah, you're Filipino? Yeah. So yeah, but we couldn't double vodka Don's Dominican. That one is the most odd. That's spot on.

Spot on. Yeah. Yeah, so we were just applying secondary races to people. out why not should we have said that no i think we should keep going it'd be a good blog if my co-workers weren't white what would they i feel like francis is the whitest Yeah Yeah Francis is

Yeah Alright Alright well we can come back tomorrow And finish the whiteness conversation And sass tomorrow So watch please That's the act Yeah it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap

It's the act It's the act It's the act Corn mazes keep canceling on us. If you know where there is a Corn Mesa we could film at, please hit me up. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye.