The Yak - Nick and KB Are Going to Stream Until They Can Name 100,000 Things | The Yak 10-17-25

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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Maybe we just spin the bonus bet wheel right off the top. Just for two hours. straight oh my god yes yes yeah just kind of sit back be like hey we've we've put in some hard hours this week we've had some great yikes let's just bonus bet till there's the maybe eliminate eliminator office eliminator i actually love that i actually love that and like every 30 seconds we'll spin it you don't even have to pay attention hey give it to us what let me see this wheel but do the first spin oh oh wow data hit his parlay so he gets all those slices okay so that that's so

everybody that's one that bet it yeah Dana and Ebo get bonuses because they hit their. So Dana hit a 14 to 1. Ebo hit a 6 to 1. Wow. So spit. Just do a practice spin. There's a practice spin.

Because I want to see what that. It doesn't count. No. It does not count. No. And this is for 10,000? 10,000. Yeah, Kelly won it last week.

It was awesome. Ah, beef I like. All right. So B4.1. Unless we're doing the elimination wheel that you just talked about. But the eliminator wheel actually did. That hurts Dana then? Or no, no, it's still, it still helps.

I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Oh, it is. It is very cute in his favor. I get it. I mean, look how big the piece was. Yeah, I know. It was like it's just going to keep hitting the piece.

Right. Yeah, you're right. His piece is so big. I'm saying the piece is so big. Kyle, do you see where you, are you going to be mad at me for not cashing out last night? Do you see what we had going in the gambling cave? Jerry. I'm livid.

Yes, but tell me. So Jerry screwed me last week. And I told Jerry, I'm sick of watching him win and me losing. So I said, you have to send me every single bet you make, and I will bet it. And he sent me one last night. I don't even, I put him in. I didn't even look. Like, I wasn't following or anything.

We're sitting in the gambling cave. Someone scored in the fourth quarter. Who is it, Fryermouth? No. Yeah. Yeah, it might have been Fryermood scored. And Jerry was like, if Jalen Warren scores a touchdown, we have a parlay live. I looked at it.

it was $500 to win a quarter million. It was no offense. Cash out. It was had the ball. Yeah. What was the other legs that you hit? I don't know. Jalen Warren was on the four yard line.

Yeah. So you were on this. This was Jerry's. I had, yeah, unknowingly I was on it. I looked at it. It was 500 to win a quarter million. And the cash out was like $55,000.

You can't cash out. You can't. No, no, no, you can't. And I don't even know if I would. And he had a run. He had a run. on the one yard on the two four yard line first and goal a two yard run and they scored the next play passing so he was like it was not only alive it was the situation was happening did you hear

what i pitched to jerry that's what i said give me your login i'll be your cash out guy yeah you don't you don't have to have the shame of cashing out and you won't even know i'll cash out for you you can't also jerry had already won 16 grand right yeah but he he wanted more but i'm down so much that the cash out wouldn't have done anything. It would have gotten you $50,000 closer. That's crazy. But how you probably have not felt something

that extreme. That's why we do it. The ride was fun. I said to Jerry after, I was like that, listen, I obviously wanted to win it, but what the fuck? The ride is fun. We were like, it was crazy in the cave. You're not going to get. Jerry said we were going to come into each other's mouths if we hit it.

That's not true. He said there was going to be so much come. It would be inevitable that some would get it. Yeah, that's true yeah that is true it wasn't anything nothing gay but our guy mikey betts joe gow game oh yeah look at this guy so him not jerking off makes him sharp yeah i'm happy for him he went through hell and then he got he got uh barnacled again to i'm gonna tell him to come down here because he was explaining to me that's what it's called i guess so he also was explaining to me that he's been in a year-long war with a parking attendant, and she's just been nabbing him, like, left and right.

That picture is so confusing. That looks like a place where there just aren't parking. Right. That looks like... He has to be doing something really wrong. No, I got got this morning. It's street sweeping in the city. But they're going to get a ticket, right?

Look how wide that... That looks like where you should park. That is such overkill. He said that he's in such a war that, like, she'll ding him when he's, like, an inch into the yellow. A bit in a war, a.k.a. not paying his take place. Correct. Yes. Correct. And parking illegally. Right. He said, I think he was by a fire hydrant.

Yeah, he said, but it's not working. So what does it matter? I think he's got a point on that one. He just goes to court. That's dust? Yeah, he tells the woman. He's like, I'll see you in court. And then he beats her in court. He's a court guy. Yeah, he's a court guy.

He said today, he's like, I don't care. I paid a thousand bucks. They'll throw it out. Give me my money back. It's crazy. I think you should be able to park near a hydrant at your own risk. Like, if there is a fire there, just break my windows. Yeah, especially at your own home. Yeah. I think he was claiming that that's not a working hydrant or something, something very bad task. The more we learn about this guy, though, the fact that he just goes around parking illegally and he's like, I'll see your ass and court.

How do you know if a hydrant's not working? Wasn't that one wrapped up? Yeah, it had a bag. Oh, did it have a bag? Yeah. Oh, okay. That one seems fine to park in front of. I think he parked.

I think he was just not in service. I bet you if you zoomed out, the whole street is open. He just wanted to go to court. Right, right. Because there's a new guy, you wanted to, look. Betts, he loves this shit. Yeah, he's, and he says he calls him, and then there's like a code you punch in it on the barnacle, and then you have to go return it. That's not even his house.

His house is three blocks away. Yeah, yeah. Mikey. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Yes. Welcome back, friend. First of all, congratulations on the hit. Unbelievable.

You went through hell and back. You watched another man lick come off of a woman's belly. Yeah, like a. His own come. And then swallow him. it down. No, he made out with her right after. Yeah.

He kissed her with his scene. He just licked it all up, right? It was like a surfboard, he said? Yeah. A little goofy. Just think about it for a second. No, I don't, I don't want to think about it, but I might have to keep doing this just because of the bet. Oh, you're going to watch Joe Gow every Thursday?

Might strictly. Only be Joe Gow. So, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. So you're just in a war with the parking attendant? Can I say her name? Yeah.

Well, maybe first name? Oh, yeah. I only know her last name. So I won't say it. Let's do a fake name. What do you think her first name is? Yeah, I don't know. What city is?

Hanover Park. Okay, what would you guess her name? What does it feel like her first name would be? Helga. Helga. A big old nasty lady. Okay. Yeah, right.

So how long has this feud been going on? Over a year. We've gotten in so many fights because the thing with Hanover Park, they're so cheap. we already had tough parking as it was and then they cut it down in half so then when i would get home at like six o'clock all the parking spots would be taken up until i saw the fire hydrant was out of service and i was like oh perfect i'll just park here since it's out of service i've done it before and it got tossed out so i'm just going to do the same thing again you go to court and you and you're just beating helga's she's digging helga helga yeah let's hear her name is helga helga sucks dude

she like does it knowing that she's going to get the case thrown out she just like to see me get like get a rise out of me because i went to the i went to the police department no i know that i know that's a fact because i went to the police department today to drop off that stupid fucking barnacle and she was pulling out leaving she ended up putting her her car in reverse backed up parked and was like i told you you couldn't do that i was like and i was like you you know i was like and then i showed her a photo i said this got thrown out last time and then she started smirking and then another cop came and like gave me like the you know you gotta lower your voice and i was like i'm italian i'm not loud i'm not yelling and then

yeah fuck so fuck handover park you hit him with the italian card he said i was screaming and i was using this this volume right here and he i said i'm not screaming i'm italian how old is helga helga's got to be dude she can't be old she got to be like 34 okay 34 she's in what what position would she play in a softball field catch her oh okay that's a losing battle she's the worst so she and you know it's her that's getting you yeah i know it's her because it on the ticket it says helga i have the ticket on me no i don't have the tick on me on the ticket it has like the officer's last name so i called i was like is the officer no she's not here right now and then i went there and then she pulled she literally put her car on reverse park just to like

just to have it with you yeah how many times has helga gotten you uh the boot twice and she's given me a ticket maybe every other like at least twice a week She's a terrible What a great rivalry Have you paid any of the tickets? I pay him when I get the barnacle So like today I paid like 1,400 Jesus Christ

Oh you're in park somewhere else Well I've taken these to court too And I've contested the ones But like dude there's someone I'm just like I can't keep doing this every single Like I'll miss so much work If I keep going to contest these tickets I think you're okay missing work

If the hell go rivalry stays going Okay It's like you're winning when you go to court Yeah I win every single time I go to court I love that. Because I was like, I was like, how do you know it was me that parked there? And she was like, I saw you get out. I was like, I didn't park there. And like, I knew she's just a fucking life. Wait, that's how you win. Yeah, you don't. If you're, if you, if they don't see you parking your car, you can't get a ticket. What do you mean? That's not a lot. Wait, what? There's no way. That's it. I'm on her side. I think. I've gotten this guys. Guys, listen to me. I've gotten my, my tickets thrown out so many times. Every single time that I won contested, I said, no, no. This is not like. I didn't park there, this and that.

Even on the corners with the yellow, there's before I've contested. So I've gotten tickets. But the times that I said I didn't park there because the car's not registered under my name technically. Oh. Yeah. Well, that's the. You forgot that part. Yeah, yeah.

It's not registered under my name. Aren't you also, aren't you lying? What do you mean? You did park it, right? Are you a cop? No, I'm asking. I'm asking. Yeah, I ain't line.

You got to save you a cop. I'm not a cop. All right. Yeah. could you have have uh that got serious for saying you like a cop all right you don't get every ticket thrown out you'll you know it's only the ones that i go and contest yeah yeah so she's gotten some wins over you like what's the what's the what's the score the wins are back in her wins are bigger than mine because i get when i don't pay it it goes to from fifty dollars to

two hundred dollars so like yeah so how much have you paid because of yeah my wife just told me and what manner did she tell you with what town your wife is the most She's the greatest person of all times. She's the best. She's the best. Can you please pay your parking tickets? So we don't have to pay $1,000 every time. You spend $3,000 now.

So $3,000. Okay. Yeah, I'm $3,000. But you just won 12. That's a quarter of the bank. I don't give a fuck. At least you get to go to court. What?

At least you get to go to court. Can I go to court for this one? Yeah. All right, cool. That's worth the money, probably. Can you zoom in from court? Yeah, I think I can. Okay.

So, yeah, if you can zoom in to the, yeah. act from court we're in all right we need josh to book helga today and and i know that's true uh yeah would she get when next time you see her would you offer her an invite to come on the act we could settle it here yeah yeah that would be good fuck her would you uh reach reach for her gun don't don't bring that up don't bring that i i said it for a reason don't wait wait he's done it before you reached for her gun he's not hers what as a joke like six years he was he was drunk i i was drunk in cincinnati at a bachelor party

and uh there's a little scuffle on the street and i was hammered and i snapped chatted myself going for the guy's gun it was a cop should have got should should have got should have been killed bro i should i should be dead so very did the cop turn around see it yeah i i could tease in the man's gone no no no no it's intrusive thoughts yeah very

intrusive thoughts yeah so how close did you get to the gun he was i'll show the video later it was it was pretty close yeah Yeah, he was making it giggle A little coochie-cue If you got caught, you would have been blood I would have been dead, dude Like, oh, what an idiot I love this rivalry though

I hate her So you don't have parking, you don't have a garage? I have a garage, but I have a car in that garage And then my wife's car is there So I have three cars. Okay, so that might be the problem Gotta sell the one that I haven't sold, so yeah Is it for sale actively?

No, it's just in my garage so if you got rid of that car you'd be able to park right yeah but now it's just like I'm like a very spiteful person so like I like I like but she's winning I know I got to move I don't know what to do you have to move homes yeah oh I'm I'm ready to park legally fuck Hanover Park just because you're parking illegally fuck Hanover Park

it's not a like dude there's oh god I can't wait can you pull up the picture can't wait for what this comes out like the Hanover Park news on how they've just been at fucking us because the whole neighborhood like Like, every time I get out of the car, they're like, yep. Like, I see my neighbors, and we all have the same conversation. Like, they fucked us again. They know that they're getting tickets. Wait, is Helga doing this to a lot of people?

Yeah, she does it to a lot, but I'm the only one that barks back, I would say. How are the other people getting fucked over who aren't parking near a hydrant? Because they park on the opposite side of the street. So if there's not enough parking on the one side, so it's like on opposite days, you could park on one side only. So on, let's say, today we park on the right side. Tomorrow you have to park on the left side. if you park on the left side on the day of a right side you're getting a $50 ticket and there's not room sometimes like people like work late people get home at 8 o'clock and there's no spots left so they get a $50 dollar ticket but this is all done if you just get rid of the other car that you don't need yeah what car are you trying to get rid of what is it which would then 2016 Ford Fusion with 158,000 miles on it I don't think I'm good luck it would also then open up a spot on the street for some other the other people people that there's not enough spots for so you want me to selflessly do that yeah it really help

everybody i just i just think everybody would or why don't you just have everybody would win why don't why don't you just park your ford fusion on my neighbors yeah get a total way yeah what have your ford fusion on the street and then just when you go when you wake up in the morning to leave you just put it on the right side and then you can come home late bro i swear to god i never thought of that that's a great that's a fucking great idea yeah yeah that opens up a spot yeah yeah you're right Because there's open spots in the morning, right? Yeah. I mean, I'm probably not going to.

I'm just so fucking lazy. I probably won't do it. But you go to court to contest these tickets. That took Big Cat seconds to solve that whole thing. Yeah, but my brain is filled with spite. I don't think like reasonably when I'm filled with spite. Do you enjoy going to court? Yeah, I love it.

I love going to court. Do you dress up? No, I dress like a slob. Okay, love that. How many times have you had an interaction with, like, have you watched hell good ding you? Like you're like you're watching her Once or twice And you come out

She always comes in the middle of the night Do you come out and say something to her? I just roll my eyes I go again really Like are we really gonna do this And she goes you know You know the rules And then she smiles and takes off

Oh man so she's looking for your car She sounds pretty pleasant She's evil She's evil I hate her But you've been talking to her In an Italian tone So she probably hates you

What is her tone? We don't know I don't know Dumb little girl Like I don't Dumb little girl I can start to see I mean

Yeah Maybe we don't have help on You can take your time And I know that I'm a fucking scumbach Like that's fine I know I'm lazy And I should maybe get home earlier Or find a parking spot or something

Or move my car And I know there's like answers But I just I want to keep this fight going Yeah I like that I like there's the truth Yeah I love it

Well good congrats on the parlay Thanks guys I appreciate Yeah big hit You're hot right now I'm hot So next Wednesday night you need to watch gow got to watch them

and you're going to watch them nope no no no i'm gonna skip that uh all right yeah guys good seeing you guys okay yeah surfboards yeah surfboards are funny oh that's okay he sucks up the con was tj smart enough to turn the mic off before he no worries I saw a familiar face in the building today

likewise yeah me too me too that same face I believe yeah was it the bee the bee oh yeah yes I should have had him roll up he was here at the of the show. He was here with a very old man that created Texas chainsaw Massacre. Yes. He's walking around with an old man. Walking around. Yeah. He's just

here to visit. Wait, the old man that was playing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a pinball game created Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Uh-huh. Yes. That's him. Pretty cool. That's pretty damn cool. It's like the sweetest guy ever. Really? Kim? Yeah. Kim is his name? Yeah. And he's not Asian.

Not Asian. Wow. Or a woman. Or a woman. Just a white man. South Texas. How many white men? Oh, there's a couple. There's a couple. Oh, there he is. Nope.

Nope. Not him. Is the beave with a man that's lying to him? Yeah. This guy is. That's Kim. Yeah, I saw Kim. Yeah, he's a really lovely dude.

He's just here to visit. They're doing the architecture boat tour now, I think. Is Kim staying with you? No, he's not. But he's been, he was at the playground with the kids yesterday. Oh, nice. He's a hot guy. Lovely man.

I love Mikey Betz. Just the fact that he just, he has so many easy solutions to this problem. But he just takes the hardest route possible. I've heard things about Mikey Betts that we can't talk about on the show that are hilarious.

Oh, me too. I've seen his neighbors hate him. I know. He had a huge beef with this one neighbor, right? He just likes to fight. He loves to fight. He's never been in the right. No.

Even as he's explaining these parking situations, She's like, this woman's a bitch. She gets a ticket every time I park illegally. I think that's how it works, Mikey. This woman is by the nicest. Oh, yeah. She doesn't want her to come on because we'll definitely take her side. Without a doubt.

I need to see that video, the Bachelor Party video. Oh, I know. That's a pretty major felon. And just, like, openly saying I should have been killed. Should be dead. Should be dead. He thought you were a cop. for a second there.

He jumped a conclusion than that one. You a cop? Even the Mai Tai's I loved that he got that right. Yeah, the Mai Tai's... I knew nothing about him right a month ago.

And now... I know. I do. There's many layers. What have we missed? He's just a character. He left a business he owned with multiple employees

to be Frank's guy for free for five years. Yeah. And the fact that he has a stunningly beautiful Latino wife is just the who has the patience of a

it's like the most wonderful person in the world it sounds like yeah and every every text message we hear from her is like why are you costing me all this money why are you please don't jerk off why are you going upstairs i gotta i like want to ask her out for dry i would like to pick her brain he's like a relic he's a throwback like he's like a guy who'd sit at o tb all day betting horses

just sweatpants and just yelling at people I want to meet his dad I would like to go to a family function I'd like to yeah that would be fun just want to know more his dad that changed his name because it was too womanly but gave his son the same name

yeah he's Michelle right Michelle Betts Michelle Betts he should meet Kim Kim and Michelle the idea that a police officer told him to quiet down he said I'm Italian I'm not yelling

I'm Italian Italian I'm just so Italian that I'm talking like this. What a guy. I also think people like embellish stuff like that and I think he's actually underplaying. Oh yeah. Yeah, no, it's way worse than he's

saying. For sure. For sure. Yeah, we need to start hearing Frank's side of things because before we were all team bets and now it's like, huh. Yeah. Right. No, I think I'm still team bets. Yeah. But it does add to the war. Frank might have his reasons here and there now. Yeah.

but it also makes sense why they always get in fights because Mikey just wants to get in fights well think of jinx jinks is between bets as we know him now and frank as we know him jinx is really the one we should be focused on about being like bets is no longer the straight man in that no no not even close it's two franks two franks jenks has to have something very dark yeah i mean it's just going to happen with jinks right we'll sit him down

start peeling back layers and jinks is just the meat in a frank sandwich Right, yeah. We used to think, like, Betts was like a sucker. Yeah. Sucker. How are you doing this? No. I viewed him as just a sucker.

Yeah, just a good old-fashioned sucker. Not at all. No. No. He should be like, he should be in the mafia or something. He's Italian. Yeah. He might be.

I think he did this. I just see here, it's to spin the D.K. office wheel. Oh, okay. Let's spin it. Practice? Let's eliminate one. Let's eliminate three people. Okay, yeah.

These are eliminator wheel spins. I just want to make sure we... Eliminator? Yeah, Eliminator. Oh, you were right. Oh, wow. That's fair. She won last week.

All right. Dana's going to win. you would think well if we did a one spinny who hasn't won yet I don't want to see let's do a practice

elimination okay let's eliminate like five people let's just you know let the wheel do the work for us today It's obviously hubs Yep So this is just helping Ebo and Dana Significantly

They have a very high percentage now It's not even Oh man That is That is a large percent of his lifetime That is tough. It's stuck on landing right in that zone. I had no idea Ebo was 30.

Yeah, it is right around the sun. Ah, it's killing the people. Come on. TJ, can you spin it harder or softer this time? Yeah, let me. Yeah. Nice. Oh, wow.

There we go. Yep, that worked Did it, it worked It actually worked Yeah Took out an Evo All right All right

I just keep going a little bit Yeah I like watching a spin I'm not gonna lie boys Brandon Do you have a Spawn running around the office Yeah I got a

I got a progeny running around It is I've got an offspring out there Going to Blackhawks getting from my thanks to my friend Dan What uh Yeah, They're coming off a big win.

Oh, yeah, two wins in a row, too. They beat the fucking shit out of the blues the other night. Beat the fucking piss out of him. 8-3. Woke up to some text. Pissed on them. Are you allowed to wear, like, just underwear to, um, like a sporting event like that? I don't think so.

Like, no shirt? Boxers. Yeah, well, put in a shirt. Boxers in a shirt. Right? You probably, yeah, I think you could. Yeah. What did we call that?

Winnie the Pooing? Yeah, Winnie the Pooing. That's nothing. No, that's nothing. Boxers is a shirt is What did we call that? Yeah, I think you could just wear boxers. Why do you think Brandon should?

Just why would I wear a boxer? I don't think you would, but I just, you know. Sesame Street, huh? Yeah, I got a Sesame Street shirt on. What do you think? You like it? You like my Sesame Street shirt? A little childish.

I like it a whole lot. What's childish about Sesame Street? Everybody but Grover. You know, Stephen Che has the same birthdays. Oh, you have Gonzo on there. Elmo really, Elmo really. fucked Grover. Grover was a star before Elmo popped on the scene. Well, Ticklemy, Elmo

really took it over. Yeah, Elmo ruined that show. Ticklemy Elmo really was... What's Grover's voice sound like? You have the great... Elmo has a... Elmo has a cool voice. Grover is... Graspy, right? No, it's... It's... It's... It's like Elmo two octaves lower.

Two... two octaves lower than Elmo. I think that helped Elmo. It was the voice was funny. The main Elmo voice Fogel-esque No I think so Fogel ask

No some speak at WVU before it Elmo or Fogel Elmo What is he done I think

I think I don't think I know Fogel's voice I don't think I do either Let's watch a Jared Fogel

video Yeah you know what T.J. Pull up a Jared Fogel video Does he speak in the commercials I guess

Hell Pant Yeah It's a nerdy white guy voice yeah you got it Kate just like this I'm Jared oh no not like that is I'm Jared I'm Jared I'm Jared no not like that either Jared maybe you got to hear it first I think I have to hear it first I'm Jared from subway no that's not that might be it what was the sandwich that he lost all the weight from was it Italian I thought it was veggie delight oh it was it's fucking yuck oh gross that should have been right

When we knew. Yeah. Lost the weight, I mean. I was just eating a salad and bread? Yeah. Jail. We'll figure out your crimes later, but we got enough already. Did he claim he wasn't even working out?

I think so. I think he was walking to and from a subway that was pretty far from a son's. Rick Subway. Yeah, the White Boy Rick Subway. So was he doing this on his own for like a long time and then it became public knowledge? I think so. I think he lost a lot of weight and then they caught on and they're like, oh shit. Two daily sandwiches, a 6-inch turkey sub and a 12-inch veggie sub,

both prepared with no mayo or oil, sorry. So that's gross. That's also not healthy. He had bad taste, man. What was he doing for a living that he could go to subway twice? I was hanging out on the internet, really? Yeah, probably. It was genius marketing, because I definitely thought at the time, like, oh, yeah.

I would get a foot-long meatball, and this is healthy. With extra chip and a bag of chips and a cook. cookie and be like, I'm on my way. Which is for lunch? Yeah, the fact that they, that's a little bread. Oh, two a day. Oh, okay. I, I've misinterpreted that.

I invented a Subway sandwich. You did? In the 90s, I was getting a meatball sub with a bed of pepperoni. I said, before you make the meatball, put a bed of pepperoni on there. That's an option. That's an option. Give that meatball soft landing. Yeah.

I said put a bed of pepperoni, put the meatballs on, and then put some cheese over top of all of it. And then now that's just on the menu. Wow. I invented that in 1996. No shit. Do you remember when somebody used to cut their bread funky? When they would get the loaf out and then they would like cut the top. They'd create like a valley.

Oh, yeah. And they would like pull the valley and like they'd pull like the strip. Yeah, yeah. When they went away from that, I was so fucking dumb. Yeah. They went away from that. I do remember that. To hell with them.

To hell with them. And you could see all the ingredients. Wow, that was cool. You know what? Get them out of hell with them. I did like, they had, I don't know if you guys remember, they had like really good cups that you could,

like I would get it large and hit the ice and like shake it around. It had the, I don't know, I remember the fountain drinks being really good. Yeah. Their ice was, their ice had little cups in the ice

and then if you hit it were a wrong angle, it would spill out because it would go down the ice and pop out. It was fair, you had to be very careful with the ice. I can't really describe the cup. Old school fountains. It looked like kind of like this.

Oh. If I remember, it was about this size. Brandy. He's cheating now. I love you, brother. You might be an asshole. You might be a fucking. It's about the size of the souvenir cup that I got Brandon Walker at the Cubs playoff game.

Where did you get that? Like a month and a half ago was the game? You got it off my desk and mostly. That is my home. That is fine. Just take it to your real house. It was in mostly on my desk. That's where you took it from.

How would that cup rank amongst your current collection, to be toward the bottom? It's toward the bottom. I mean, it doesn't have the word postseason or playoffs anywhere on it, Kyle. Another day with the souvenir cup. What's your worst souvenir cup you have now? Well, not that one, but listen, Wrigley isn't a great souvenir cup place. For Riggily being Riggily, they ought to have Riggly souvenir cups.

They just have these little motherfuckers that just say cubs on them. Yeah, that makes no sense. there should be ivy on the cups or something sweet home Chicago Just say you don't want the cop I want the cop no you really don't want You could have got that anywhere I took the cup to fuck it's on my mostly desk

It's right here actually You don't want the cup I want the cup I'm taking the cup home today I'm taking the cup home And I'm getting some new fresh Blackhawks cups tonight So pretty big day for me That's huge Excited

How many? Probably two. Probably two. Yeah. I finally saw the Stephen Hawking Eye video. It's funny. It's awesome. What's one?

Acting like there's one. I saw a mashup of all of them. Yeah. Listen, look at this. All right. This is awesome. There's a lot of gymnastics. There's a lot of him as a W.W.E. guy.

There he comes. Kate, he was on Epstein's Island. laugh oh he did yeah oh god okay did you see MLK MLK's daughter was like please stop doing this to my yeah I've seen him as a yeah so did uh so did Robin Williams daughter sir you were doing a hundred miles

how do you explain yourself oh dude I've got a by bad I thought it is funny it's so funny I've got a new one of uh dogs being, like, on the Mori show and being told they're not the father. Oh, I want to see that. That one, and then they just go crazy barking.

Gruden, Gary's the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't know about you guys. Gruden started watching it the other day. He was laughing. He was cackling in the hallway. He was watching random AI, like, football. I think they're fucking, some of them are funny. Some of them suck.

I think it's bringing the country together, I think, or the world. I think every race loves them, especially others. So it's. It's doing some pretty severe damage. Every age, demographic, love. To all of our brains. The price is right wheel was on the W.W.E. show the other day.

It came out. Came down the ramp to wrestle. Where you going, Kedek? That's it. Oh. That is. He's walking like it. Yep.

Yeah. I want to see that you are not the father. Wait, so what is the environment? I don't understand this. Like every time one of these videos it gets made, it's the equivalent of like just dumping out a bottle of water and throwing it on the ground. It uses a ton of.

water to cool all the servers. Oh, this is like Bitcoin, what Bitcoin is like... It's worse. I think it's, I think it's poisoning poor neighborhoods in Memphis. Yeah, there's a small town near Memphis that's basically dying because of this. Yeah. What? And those neighborhoods where, like, they're electric and water goes out, because all the energy is getting sucked into the

servers. Also, like, Elon wants to put all the servers in America to keep an American grown, but that's killing small towns in America. But their defense is, if AI gets smart enough, it'll know how to preserve water. Yeah. It'll know how to get us more water.

Jesus Christ. I just want to see Bob Barker Swantown bombing people. That'll cost you one Memphis child. No, it's like really bad. I think they just signed a deal

to suck like a billion gallons out of Lake Michigan. You are the fucking Then you see this and it's maybe not bad. I mean, that's funny, right? All right. I feel like it's going to age poorly.

Mark, stop making that fucking face. That was funny. I'm not, I'm sitting, I'm over here, just mine alone. But this is like, of course, peak humanity. We get the most amazing tech available. We're like, let's make the dog. Yeah, and have it kill all of us slowly. They are funny.

Uh-huh. They said yesterday, Altman said a couple days ago, you can make it erotic here coming soon. What's the deal with the Altman and the, he's like, that guy died by suicide? I don't know about that That's some dark shit Yeah

Yeah There's some dark shit out there Dark shit man I see it every now and then I'm like nah But they mask it So with this Yeah I'm just like

I don't want to get this dark You can get really dark Really fast I feel like if I was that rich I wouldn't do evil stuff like that Because But then I guess they get bored Yeah

I think to get that rich You always have to have Any billionaire has to do something To get like they had to step on someone's throat yeah sometimes literally yeah do you guys see Mitch McConnell fell again that was funny yeah he just keeps freezing

dude he can't he can't stand he just can't stay he just got he like got invisible crossed up not funny but somebody quote tweeted that video with like the uh remote control vibrator oh not funny yeah he uh he just keeps getting crossed up by his own brain feet

I don't know. Yeah. It's a shame. A lot of stairs in D.C. No, this wasn't stairs. Oh, this is just flat ground. Oh, no. He's a, oh,

Euro step. Oh, got him. You can tell what he knew he's going on. How did he know so soon? He knew. You could see his face. Yeah. He's like, oh, fuck, I'm going down again.

I'm on camera. Oh, shit. They got it. That's sad. Oh, man. Aging. sad. Probably shouldn't have politicians that just fall.

Yeah. That should be one of the things they should have to be able to do. Stand? Stand. Yeah. How long can you stand? Have we ever had an adorable politician? Like, he seems close to being considered adorable. Yeah. Hmm. Good question.

Lori Lightfoot in a way. Would Chris Christy have been adorable? Yeah. Big suits. If Chris Christie had stayed in public office, would he have gotten adorable he was just like him being that fat sitting on a beach he was so I think fat people struggle to be adorable yeah I think fat people are fat's the easiest way to be adorable no I think belly is massive and tight that's pretty adorable who is the guy who did crack Mary and Barry oh no Rob Ford oh no Rob Ford was charm he had charm he would just

he has some of the funniest folks out there with like pretty hard and gang members smoking crack Yeah, and doing, he's doing Patua, whatever, what's the? Jamaican patois. Yeah, yeah. He's, uh, he had, uh, I watched that documentary. Netflix put one out like a couple months ago, and I forgot about some of the stuff.

The, the famous one was when a staffer said that he, like alleged that he was sexually harassing her. Yeah. And he, what was it exactly? He said something about like, did you make an oral reference? No, yeah, I think it was like, She said that I wanted to eat her pussy And I told her that I got more than enough at home

Yeah You see that in a conference Like a press conference Yeah You find that clip Tj And like the person with the mic like gas Yeah they were like what Saying I have a lot of pussy at home

Yeah I got more than enough at home I have so much pussy More than enough is crazy Yeah Overflown How bigs her pussy Oh God A prostitute

Atlanta is not a prostitute She's a friend And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action. I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names.

Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday. Be careful what you wrote. Okay, so that's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Britannia in Hamilton and tell them that we're going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondon.

It says that I wanted to eat her pussy I've never said that In my life tour I would never do that I'm half to be married I've got more than enough to eat at home But the thing is like he was in the He's got a football jersey He turns around

He was so close to landing the plane with a good political answer he's like and one more That lady said I wanted to eat her pussy He didn't even get asked a question No He just wanted to dress and head on Who do you like in the game tonight Rob?

He missed it in there We're going to spank the tiger cats You fell smack to Yeah All in a jersey When he ran over the lady Remember in the That woman took a dive

But didn't he win After all of this happens? I think he did And then he got cancer He died He ran over a lady in the parliament He floored her No she took a fucking dive

She pumbled her She took a dive Ran over it with his body Yeah Oh my God How do you know where can he smacked the white snowback? All right, she flopped all the time. How much is it all the time?

How much is a block how it's like for? She didn't know he started he started running. I don't know. Someone stepped to him. Someone said you once. Why did he break it to us? He didn't look at her once either. Borderline at the Whirl.

Yeah. He would have been a... When he fell. What was it, football field? He, like, tried to take a snap and he just fell over. I don't remember that. That was adorable. I used to be on the Rob Ford blog beat.

I would just blogging everything he did every day. What year was that? Like 2013, I want to say? Maybe 20 years. Him and Sheen were back to back. Yeah. That was, like, a little bit of a run. Sheen passed the batons.

Tiger blood into that. Yeah. He was in the New York office yesterday. Yes, he was. Yeah, he was. I think Pat just interviewed him. It's awesome. Yeah.

I don't who's who's got that now then is there vacuum Antonio Brown had on a little bit Kanye Antonio Brown who's like the yeah the crazy guy who will just make headlines whatever he does the guy that played the flash that was just holding hostages in Hawaii just showing up to how Ezra Miller he would have he had potential

a bad guy I think he started a sex cult yeah we need a crazy we don't have a crazy we don't have a crazy right but like a fun crazy yeah not a criminal crazy per se just like a what will he say next yeah yeah we don't have that that's people too many people that's PR could be bets could be Mikey bets could just go Mikey bets we're due when they knock some names off yeah yeah you find him falling in the football field was is Toronto was his Toronto's mayor of there. Yeah, he was Toronto's mayor.

He was. Okay, so he was standing. He was a football coach, actually. Standing, walking. All right, just going to bend over. Ready. Oh. I mean, Trevor Lawrence said that.

He doesn't care. His staffer, like, tried to save him by, by pretending they were, like, you know, actually playing. Jocelyn. What a sick football field that was. That was cool. That whole thing. What was that?

He would just wear, yeah. I just put that in downtown Toronto. This is a great job by the nose tackle here to make it look like this was just boys playing in the backyard. Oh. Oh. And he comes up. He's like, oh, got him. A little tickle.

Toronto's an awesome city. Never been. I've been to Canada. Sick, man. I got the passport now I should go to Toronto or somewhere You've ever seen the aerial of Toronto How they have like a

Down Uptown midtown downtown But it's like Oh yeah They have like three separate skyline Tall buildings Tall buildings tall buildings It's very cool

Kyle put me on to Quebec City I want to go up there for Christmas That's what if you're looking for like Truly gorgeous stunning old Yeah You've been there more City and North Quebec City

Yeah Made a perfect itinerary for a two day trip there and I've never gone. Oh, that's sad. That's so fucking sad. Have you like, have you like shown it to Pat? Hey, I was bored today and I made a perfect two-day it. How perfect was it?

It's like, yeah, they got that hotel in the hill that's perfect. How many, how many itineries do you have that you haven't done? A lot. Oh, no. It's kind of a hobby. Itinerary making? Yeah. How many have you knocked out?

Not a lot. What other cities do you have? Is there one that you've not, have you knocked on any? Oh, I've done a bunch of them. Okay. I've done a bunch, but Quebec is like one of my, it's perfect. You could just go. You want to go?

Yeah, I like to go and it's for the fall. It's fun to make them. Fall now. It is fun. You think about the itineries, but then you get there and you're like, I just want to go to the hotel bar. Yeah, and just hang out in my bed. But, yeah, I love Toronto. So you do.

I hear mixed reviews. I had a great time. I know it looks stunning, like almost New York City is. I went for like a four-day weekend and I just, walked the whole city what's so great about it it's like cool it's on the water there's a airport that you go into there's like a smaller airport that is on the water like there's a there's like a fuck i you got to look at a map there's a little island that's right across like maybe 500 yards across the the water and there's no vehicles on it we like rented bikes

bikeed around it it was cool i can't remember what it's called queen something look at the map of Toronto real quick let me check out Toronto so it's like a where is it go down scooch in scooch in there it is scooch what is that

oh cool yeah that whole area yeah center island and there's no there's like a bunch of houses but you can't have any type of vehicle that's pretty cool yeah well how do you live there if you can't have your car there you just bike everyone bikes there a baseball field Is that where Babe Ruth hit his first home run?

How do you live with you? How can you live with that? Are you just guessing that, Kyle? I know he did it in Toronto, and I think it was an island. Snake Island. Greer is from Guelph, which is the ugliest sounding town. Wealth? Wealth.

Awful, man. Yeah, I'm from Guelph. Or did he go to Guelph, you? He went to, that's a college he went to. He went to Guelph, University. You, dude. Keep that shit to yourself. Yeah, dude.

It's giving, like, if a quefe came out brown. I think if a quefe came out with like a green bubble. That's a Guelph. It's a witchqueat. Guelph. Let's spin the wheel a couple times. Steven, are you in the market for a recliner? Because recliners have gotten on your other sheet almost every day this week.

Oh, I repeated a couple from yesterday because I didn't get yesterday's pre-Jan-packed show. TJ, can we put the wheel like picture in a picture and just be spinning it? I only, I mean, Jack McCarthy, maybe can refute this. It's a segment. So, like, every time we talk about it, we're in segment. Get them in here. Well, we can just do the ad and then revisit. I just want to run the wheel.

Is it like 12 segments better than one? Yeah, this is, they should be. Oh. Oh, we could just run the wheel? All right. I just want to clip the end. Ask if I need the lower on for the wheels. All right, so at the end, he needs to clip.

Ask if I need the disclaimer on. Jack, do you need, does he need the disclaimer on while we do the wheel and picture and a picture? Okay, okay. Perfect. All right, yeah, let's just run the wheel because it's an elimination wheel. I don't show the thing when you select the winner, though. Okay. Are you guys pissed that Kim Kardashian doesn't know how much a gallon of milk costs?

No. She shouldn't. Right. Isn't she, like, figures above? I love when people get mad about that. It's like, I would be shocked if she did go grocery. Why would she? Yeah.

Why? No, it would almost be unsake that. Yeah. Weird. I would need to hear her ballpark. She's a billionaire. Yeah, what was her ballpark answer? If she said.

She probably has an idea that it's like, yeah, right. She doesn't think it's like 50 bucks. Yeah, it's like 15 to 20, right? People love to shit on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I bet you Brandon doesn't know. Ooh. I bet you're right.

I would probably be a few dollars off I was gonna say I don't know I don't look at I know I have to have it so I'm not gonna like I was gonna say like four yeah or something I think yeah that seems right When it's a necessity I don't really look at the

I just have a right you just grab it No it's not something you're like staring at necessity and like oh I'll get it cheaper down the street but I will say every time it Checkout, I'm like, oh, my God. Holy fuck. You say that?

At checkout every time at the grocery store? Because I'm not looking at the prices. I just, I'm like, I need milk. I need this shit. And then it's like $450. I'm like, what the... And they ask if you want the receipt. I got banged by paper towels.

Oh, brutal. On the trips where you get the necessities for the house? Oh, really adds up. Why would Kim Kardashian know that? She's a billion. Milk could cost $100,000, and she wouldn't... It wouldn't be. Bothered out.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not 100, though. Maybe 10,000. She just has everything. Is she even drinking milk? No. Like, do you think she has everything stocked in her house?

No matter. Like, she never run. Like, I run out of milk twice a week because my kids just go through milk and we just will get caught in a situation where it's like, oh, fuck, we only have, like, there's like at least once a week, all my kids, I'd be like, guess what, guys, we're going to have dry cereal today. Oh. Like one of you gets a bowl of milk

And the others, you're just eating. I'm guessing there's a house manager that She doesn't even know when they're low on stuff. Brandon, how much does milk cost? You can get milk for probably about 449 right now. Do you do the grocery shopping in the house? Lows off. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think you did. In football season, I don't do it as much. I love going to the grocery store. It's one of my favorite things to do. It fills me with anxiety. I love it. I have panicked in the grocery store before and left a whole cart.

Trader Joe's fucks me up. You could give me two items to get at the grocery store. It will take me two hours. Yeah, I fucking love a grocery store. I don't know where anything is. I wander around. I get distracted. Oh, yeah.

I dream of a life of being the guy who buys the things in the aisle that I'm currently in. And, like, I make something out of this stuff. Yeah. And then two hours passed, and then I come home, and my wife's like, it took you that long to get eggs. Oh, and I always fucked up. Yeah, my bad. My favorite part about living in Jersey was going to Wickmans. I always get the wrong, at least one thing wrong.

Yeah. It's like, why'd you get the vegan this? I didn't even look. I had like a panic attack in an Aldi's once. Not my store. Well, they trap you. And Aldi, they trap you. You can't get out.

You got to get out of here. You got to go all the way through to get out. Yeah. Well, they do that, and Stu Lenners does that. I'm fine in Stu Leonard's. I had a panic attack. So you don't like Aldi's, Kate? I like.

Literally had to... Oh. Fuck. You're fucking idiot. I haven't gone to an Aldi's since that coyote video. Remember that Eddie posting? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

The Coyote and the Aldeys. This Dana block is holding strong. Dude, really strong. Gana's going to win this. They were going to root for Dana. Yeah. A heartbreak would be funny. Yeah.

Have, like, Dan... Seven to last night. Yeah, 9-1 lead. Have you been to those new crank-ons here in Chicago? Yeah. No, I usually go to ASCAPE. Uh-oh. Oh, too soon.

We're going to knock down some Danas. I like doing this eliminator style. It's so stupid. I mean... This is going to take, like, another 45 minutes to get to... Yeah. Trent, sorry. Not sorry.

Fuck, Trent. It was fun having Kelly in the gambling cave last Sunday. And Stephen mansplaining to a point that was offensive to everyone involved. Did you see Riggs's shout out from his golf match? No. Oh, yeah. To you? He didn't know it was to me.

But somebody went up and was like, hey, can you shout out Nick in Chicago? Oh, that's awesome. It was fucking awesome. And he did it? Yeah, he did it. Congrats, man. I have it saved on my phone. Ebo.

So Ebo's 30 and we're shocked? I thought he was like eight. Yeah. I thought he would, I would have guessed like 25. I was shocked by 30. Yeah, I think that's the, 30 is 15 years older than 25 to me. Yeah. Yeah.

30's a real. I start respecting you. 30 is a grown. At 25, the guys that are 25 think they're still in college. And they're just slowly starting. to, like, get out of that. Nicky Smokes, yeah. And the guys who are, once they've turned 30,

they think, oh, my God, I'm dying. And that's how it works. 30 is when, like, every waking moment is death. Yeah. I picture, like, the guys who are in the mid-20s here is, like, high schoolers. Yes. Yes.

Who's our youngest person? Goldfinger. How old is he? You're, like, 21? No, I think he's, like, 23. Why? This is his birthday this week. I saw Uno was here.

Yes. He was running around. She's doing her drawing show. She had... Oh. She's got two guests. Oh, nice. This is really...

It's like Zen. No. Oh, no, T.J. Oh, you're double... Which one? Which one? Stephen, give us something to talk about. I'm mentally tapped.

Again, he's had recliners on multiple days in a row. Camera quality. It's getting too good. Dude. That new iPhone... The new iPhone. is a problem. Jerry startled me last night. It's scary.

I was sitting next to him the whole game, and then I saw him on my screen. It was way more clear. My, I was at the, when we were at the Cubs game, I'll show this to you, Titus. This is crazy. We're at the Cubs game. I'll send it to you, T.J.

This is, like, my wife's friend was sitting on the opposite side of the stadium and zoomed in on us. Oh. And sent it to my wife, and it was nuts. It's like literally the, she, They were on the third base line And the picture quality Like it's scary that people can just do this now

Zoom in on you To a crazy level Also I don't want to see myself In full detail Every kind of disgusting Every wrinkle I don't be able to see like things underneath your skin Like the network of vessels

Dead cells Organisms Well EBO's down to one Wow Good job guys Good work DJ But that's good The odds of it hitting one are so salient.

Sucks for you, dude. It shouldn't have been 30. I don't believe he's 30. Maybe 29. Yeah, maybe. Wanton Donge just put out a video of him eating lion and tiger meat in Mexico City. Why? I don't know if I believe...

It was probably labeled as that. Where are they getting... We found this out. As long as it has a percentage of that animal, you're allowed to call it that. But Mexico City rules might be different. Yeah. Because what do we have in Alaska? of they sell a lot of moose

like everything is um well bear too but their big thing is like moose on a stick but it's more it's like cut like it's like only a small percentage of moose yeah shame what moose tastes like we add like 10%

beef beef beef okay bear tasted like beef moose moose are so big scary what was the other percentage then I don't get it though like cut it with like beef, ground beef, ground beef.

You guys ever have a gator? Yeah. What do you think? It's kind of like chicken-y sausagey. Yeah, leathery a little bit. I think we nailed it with the two three meats that we eat. We picked out the right meat.

Pig, cow, and chicken. You just get chicken off. I check. Nailed it. See ya, Chee. See ya, Chee. What's your favorite of the big, non-big four? Brandon. Pork belly.

That's pork. That'd be pork. Oh, duck, duck, by far. Oh, I like duck, duck, done, lamb. I like lamb drops. Is it really good? Or is that just going to see? What about seafood?

That's seafood, I love it. Bison burgers. It's probably lamb. I had a bison fakes. You had a long bison face. I never really thought it was good, but it feels like more protein. Actually? It feels like you're really balking up.

Was Joe Rogan big on the bison? I had a deer face. She's an elk. Oh, elk. Yeah, I thought that didn't like it. Venison. Venison's great. It's dry, but...

Where's that jerky that Joe Thomas brought yesterday? I don't know. I think that was a myth. Joe Thomas is the myth. Did you see the actual jerky? Joe Thomas followed me on Instagram after that. Yeah, likewise. That was a cool feeling.

Yeah. That was a really cool feeling. He's the man. Yeah. Brandon? So good. Well, I'll have to find out soon. I don't really know what the Instagram cast off again.

You just go here? Doesn't appear that he's... Let me look. Do you just go to Joe Thomas and it says he follows you or not? It would probably say follow back. Okay, Joe. Joe... If you go to his following and he follows you, you'd be first on his list.

Oh, really? Yeah. Joe Thomas. Moment of truth. So Thomas 73. Follow back. Okay, yeah. There we go.

Bang. Thank you, Danny. Congrats. Max, see ya. Now like his first post. Oh, I guess I should follow back. Did you guys see the Tom Lay uncle story? Dude, craziest story ever.

Is that insane? How do we not know that? Wait, what's Tom? We had him on. You didn't see this? No. Yeah, he came on mostly sports and we had the same reaction. Like, how have you kept this from us?

And he just was like, no one ever asked. It's also so Bosco. Yeah. In 1993, Tom Lay's uncle went to a rent. There it is. In 1993, my uncle called a puck in the stands of MSG with my dad. Uncle waited for the perfect time to throw the puck on the ice with the Vancouver's net. Once a lifetime throw called a good goal in the ice story goes down in family history forever.

There's an actual video. Is that lobster? Watch this. Save, puck's out. That was something else that was coming. That came out of the stands. That came out of the stands. Somebody threw a puck or something.

Out of the stands. Can you believe this? Shot saved. Now watch something come flying in behind. He threw what a throw. Tom Lee's uncle did that. And they countered it as a goal. Then they ended up taking it back, right?

But like in the moment, the guy who pushes the goal horn, hit the horn. Everyone was like, that's a goal. The team that gave up the goal, Vancouver? What a, that is cool. Vancouver is like that was another puck. Watch the crowd pop for it. Yeah, what a fucking throw. Oh, they're so mad.

The crowd goes crazy. It's your goal. He should be famous. Yeah, what role was he sitting in? How far up? He said he was halfway up the middle of the bowl. Tom, how did you never tell the story, dude? It's one of the coolest stories of all time.

No one ever asked. I'd say come in here, but you'd have to be pretty careful walking. Oh, loinks. That's a cool fucking story. Really cool. Everybody has like a family member that's done something cool. I don't think I do. I think it's always an uncle, isn't it?

Yeah. Uncles are the best. They can make money, sorry. This Dana's to lose at this point, right? Yeah. At what point do we shuffle them up? But it just takes a hot wheel, right? We got to shuffle them up at some point, right?

Dana's all shuffled up. I can do that. Well, we can wait until we're down to like 10. Yeah. I'm enjoying this. I mean, I... People probably aren't, but it's Friday. I'm tired.

oh mincey get out of here jerry had some choice words for mincy i just walked yeah mincy was celebrating for 14 t higgins yards and just right behind jerry just went straight to it i didn't see it uh yeah he says what you think i just walked to check on my uh check on my kid

and mincy is over there oh oh mcci had stephen in hell why just over there talking his ear off about something Yeah, you didn't see... I didn't see it. I saw that... I'm going to quote it. Can I quote it?

I can quote it. You can do whatever you want. I'm quoting, Jerry. I'm not saying this. Oh, there's going to be some words, huh? Yeah, I'm quoting. This is a quote. Maybe you don't even quote it, though.

Maybe you don't say what Jerry said. He just said, congrats on the win, R word. But he said it. Yeah. He'll probably attribute that quote to you on stage somewhere. Oh, wow, he tweeted. Oh, he tweeted it? Oh, he tweeted it.

Oh, that's a... I thought he said it... I thought he said it just in the heat of the moment. Who's he replied to? Mincy. Oh. And then someone replied it to... I only saw it because I think someone replied like your R words are fighting.

Wait, Jerry said that an hour later. Yeah. What's... The Jerry video was so clear when it popped up. Yeah, dude, what is he... Listen. This is a porn video. Hand up.

Tend up. I was wrong. Jerry does this every single year. I was 100% wrong on the game. The defense is just pathetic, man. I mean, just all the way around pathetic. I know they got stars. How is it so clear?

Is this the new iPhone? Yeah. But you got to figure it out. Somebody got to figure it out. Jalen Ramsey got fucking blasted all night. Joey Porter. Fucking dog shit. No pass rush from anybody on the defensive line.

Four minutes. It's just a Every time I want to buy in on this fucking team, dude They just fucking let you down Tomlin man What the So the guys that have more sports-centric shows Have you guys broken down that

The Travis Hunter 28-minute video Oh yeah from Skip Baylor I have not I know it exists 28 minutes on the same On Travis Hunter getting baptized before a game And it's just Skip going on I didn't

I actually want to watch it I just wanted to know that it exists I saw it on my timeline That was funny I didn't know it was 28 minutes Yeah oh yeah See that the video is 28 minutes That's the joke That's crazy

That's right of forever up Where is Skip now? What is he doing? So Skip anti getting baptized Before the game? Yeah he wasn't right His head wasn't in the game Why does he care?

I don't Who's watching 7.6 million people Yeah So you can post this on Twitter now in just 28 minute videos You can post up to like 10 hours

If you're verified I think you can post Post hours Remember when it was 140 characters? Yeah Oh yeah Yeah But it's the same app Nothing's really changed

It's all the same experience You're crazy for thinking things have changed It hasn't changed You've changed You're just getting older And out of touch It's your fault It's not the app's fault

I didn't know you're just passionate About it Yeah he's right It's exactly like it was It's changed Culture shifted on us. It's done, yeah. What are you going to do?

Have you looked into Skip Bayless's couple's YouTube account? Yeah, it's weird. Ernestine. The fact that her name's Ernestine. What's their couples account? What do they do? I thought they did movie reviews, right? They post, like, commentary videos to nobody.

To nobody. This channel has 800 subscribers. That makes no sense. They don't sleep in the same bedroom. I've heard that's good and healthy. Really? I have heard of them. They do on the weekends.

Oh, yeah. I've heard that, too. Really? Yeah, I've heard it. Never heard it? But he doesn't sleep on the couch. Did he offer a million dollars to fuck somebody? Yeah.

What? Who? He's got more than enough pussy. Are you thinking of Robert Redford? Robert Redford did that? In a movie. Oh. A decent proposal.

Wait, what was the vaccine one? Do we really need COVID vaccines one month ago? That's just a clip from the full. The foals are getting like less than a thousand views and they're hours long. Holy shit. This account's insane. Rihanna's baby bump 77 views

That's so He's a very famous guy And he's promoting these on his Twitter Seventy-seven views Pretty crazy There's a lot of content here Day I girlfriend Holy shit

What the nude beach say They're really churning stuff out Larry and Balky From Perfect Strangers up there Yeah Damn Tune into that Dude pump the number

He had 82 views about the Pope. You think there's anyone who only watches this content and not his other content? Somebody who knows them from just this. Did you guys break down the new Jordan video? Yeah, a little bit. Not as much as we could have. Yeah. I'm, like, it feels like everyone's takes are already taken up.

I think I'm going to go with Pablo Tori's anti-girl boss. Okay. He's a misogynist. I think Pablo Tori's doing the Lord's work. That's because everyone else has got, they're on their corner of like, oh, Belichick, someone help him. Oh, this is stupid. Why is Pablo even posting about it? They're all out there.

But I think we just got to go, let the Queen be. She's Adobe Photoshop. I'm going to be saying the full government name of Adobe Photoshop every time. Yeah. Sorry you're intimidated by a girl boss. We were breaking it down and then we got distracted by the differences between a succubis and a fin fatale.

It also is like not even a I didn't even, I watched it and I was like, so. She might be a siren. It wasn't as bad as the idea of it. The idea of her being like running that room and everything is as bad. But there was a couple like just repeating Adobe Photoshop was. Yeah, I mean, the whole relationship is crazy. And I like Belichick has lost his mind and probably tarnishing his legacy.

But I'm more just like Jordan. We need more Jordan. But the whole video doesn't exist if one leader in that room just said, shut the fuck up. Let us do it. But you can't to a girl. Oh, Ebo's out to you. I think you can. Ebo's out.

Oh, wow. Was there a former Barstone employee in that room perhaps? What? Oh. Was that his underdog show? Yeah, was Blatman? Didn't he work on that show? Let's see that ass.

Oh my God, I missed that thing. If that was his underdog show, he might have been. He might have been in the room for that. Also, Belichick seems really into it. Well, she must be. I would say some things that he's probably really into. I mean.

But he seemed like actually naturally. You imagine? Yeah, he was like talking to her. It didn't sound like he was in cahoots with her. He was like, I know. know right like yeah i don't know she's like both hands probably oh yeah you know both hands and mouth and by yeah is this his first time dealing in he's getting both hands and mouth his first prima is it his first primo it can't be first prima it can't be it can't be

he didn't know oh my god bill got his first primo and you get billed every week we're down to we're down to three danis oh damn wow you want to go full screen Yeah, this is a time Good Fights It's also like who do I want Because I think they're going to Whoever wins flies out

So like Oh Robbie Fox I'm bummed that fights just got off Who in this room is still on this wheel Nobody right Is everybody going Frankie see ya Frankie see ya

Like like Tommy smokes sitting with us yeah he'd be so neurotic and nervous Katie damn I can hear the grunt

from the cave this also could still just be practice yeah hypothetically if we did a we could just be

warming it up it's actually when we get to the last another Dana down what we need to do is we get to the last name

we're like all right so that person The person's off the main wheel. That's elimination round number one. Those are 12-hour stream. Dana with the FCC violation this morning. Oh, yeah. Talking about cheese.

He got too amped up talking about cheese. Kyle, you could relate. He dropped the fucking after talking about cheese. Did he clock it immediately? Was he like? Oh, they do right away. Megan actually was, Megan was perfect with it. She just like turned.

around. We play the clip. Brandon, have you slipped up there? I just found out it was. I felt so bad. I felt so bad, I felt guilty. I would eat handfuls of cheese in my apartment. And I would feel guilty. I'd say,

Dana, you can't be grabbing it out of the bag. I do that every single day. And then I looked it up and said, protein. And now I'm back. I would eat a, yeah. You've talked about this. Eat it by the block. Oh, I'll fucking. Oh. Oh, that?

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh. Over cheese. Shred it. Man became impassioned over cheese. Oh, man became impassioned over cheese. Oh, man.

Wasn't his first. Wasn't his first appearance talk about breakfast? Yeah. Yeah, it's just... Well, they get so pumped for their skillet. Yeah, they had a between the commercials, uh, skillet call. They really are just like five-year-olds. They're like, yeah, we get to do TV, but more importantly, we get a skillet out.

Oh, no, Dana's down to one. Uh-oh. Dana's down to one. Wow. So now we don't even have to shuffle it. So I was, maybe I was right. So, yeah. I was really pointless of Dana to get 14.

Yeah. I can announce this week's hashtag Barstle GOTW, the Barstall game of the week. It is going to be Colts Chargers. Colts Chargers. These are our Colts. So a reminder to tweet your same game parlays. Use hashtag Barstall GOTW for Barstall Game in the Week, and you'll be entered into a chance to win a $1,000 bonus bet,

which we draw on Monday, and the winner of this spin is going to get a $10,000 bonus bet that we'll stream on Sunday. I noticed Jersey Jerry's still in there now. If he gets a $10,000 free bet, he's definitely putting on like a plus. That's going to cost me money. He's going to put it on a plus. Yeah. What?

He's going to try to $1,000. Yeah. I've come up with the deal, though, with Jerry that has solved this. If he wins a bet that I do not have, he owes me all of that money. Well, don't worry about that. Okay. There it is. So that's at least he now has the pressure of it.

I told him if he hits a big one, I'll cut him off some. Kyle, do you want to announce what we're doing in two weeks? Oh, please do. Don't tell me you're missing more time. No, we'll be here. No, that's in, well, I'll tell you later, but we are. Just tell me. This might miss some time.

No, no. First week in November. Okay. That's very close. So what? No, I'm just, you made it seem like, for, it's first week in November. That's two weeks. Okay.

life just flies by yeah man yeah but that also is wait is that no so next week then you're back then the first week november yeah you when would you have told me that if i if this didn't come up um today because you almost got me because when you said first week of november i was like that's a month away yeah but it's not yeah we're in we're in deep mid october you are I'm actually sad how fast October's gone by It's been quick I love October Oh but we're

We are the 27th We Dana Kyle and I With Mook on Keys We'll be live on a new untold story And with an Excel document open We're not leaving the office Until we name 100,000 things Wow

These guys think it's going to be easy I think it's going to take three days I think it's going to take a long fucking time. 100,000 is a lot of things. Wait, when is this? 27th. Do you have an example? Has anyone ever typed 100,000 things? I don't think so, but

Dana's in a group chat with us and he's... Wait, you're doing it on a Monday? That's brutal. Wait, yeah. A hundred thousand might be too much. I already have a... I said 10,000 things. Tech already made us a progress bar. Wait, but how many... We're allowed to take breaks for like, people with loved ones, so everybody about MOOC's allowed to go home for like

five-hour blocks. So, one of us will... There will be one of us of the four in there the entire time. Who will be ensuring no repeats? Mook has coded the Excel doc for no repeats there'll be an underline. Can someone do math? Hold on. Counting to 100,000 takes 20 to 40 hours. Right. Oh, no. Then it would take two weeks.

We've got it. But that's counting. We've got this. You could type I know in a second. No. You can't. You can't. And they're going to balk down a little bit. They're going to have repeats. We'll get Dana in here. Do you want us to not do it? No, let's do. Let's do a test right now to see how. Dan has been practicing. He just text three. All right. Get take Dana in here. Text Dana. Let's do a test to a thousand and see how long it takes. It won't take long at all. There's a thousand Pokemon. I think we will breeze through

5,000. 10,000. Meep, 5,000. And then the rest of the payoff will be so good. It might take a month. No, it won't take a month. And then the break start and you take a five hour break. You come back and you say something that's already been named. I just said when it's already named, there's a thing. I know, but you're going to waste your breath saying it. And then you're going to get the, why are you guys acting like you have to do it. Are you allowed to do you have to think of it? But we're losing you.

No phone. We're going to come down to yak. I think 10,000 is. And also come into the room and help us. 100,000. Oh, you can. People can help. Okay.

I actually think you guys will kill us. Last 10. All right, here we go. I think this will take no time at all. All right. But if you say like dog, then does that eliminate all dog breed? No. Say bass of hound?

So do you guys have like things that you're going to come like, right? Like, Kyle, you're going to come like, I'm just going to name city. I have like 3,000 cities. Yeah. I have a thousand. Dana's got the entire MBA. We have colleges. We have places.

We have people. We can name our personal friends. I can say Logan Seidler. I think we have 100,000 in our brains. Yeah. But it's getting them out. It's going to be beautiful. If 100,000 seconds is how...

Two days. It'll take us three days. Brian, how mad are you going to be if you don't get mentioned? Three days. If they do 100,000 days... I swear to God we talk to leave him out. Brandon Walker just doesn't come to mind. You're like 100,000-1.

I got to be on the things last minute. That's crazy. I love it, but it's crazy. You guys are crazy for that. You guys are crazy. Venus fly trap. Venus. Fly.

Trap. That's four. Fly. So plane, jet, seat, parachute, pilot, passenger, luggage. Well, things too. Hot dog, bun.

Plain on the runway, plane in the air. So I would do plane, runway. Good. Damn. Y'all got to add Dan to this. I don't think it's out of your. I don't think it's hard. You're a killer. Dana and Mook are excited. Kyle's been a little mum in the group. You're doing it this Monday?

No. No. 27. Like all the way in a couple weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got to come up with words that like you can just break them down every single time. The problem is like who's going to type. Mook. Do you see what I mean? Like, we can't. We can shout out a hundred in. in 30 seconds

we're going down a row me Dana you but he saw us to type each individual one which won't take longer than a second much longer than a second how long will it take for Dana to just be like fuck I can't think of one it's 300 I think there will be minutes there will probably 30 minute gaps where Dana can't think of

a thing typing 100 000 different things without stopping would take a week if we fail we fail but I think it's worth the attempt I think we have to try yeah what have you double up on something You have to take a shot. You will.

Like I'm about to say hot dog again. I think it's possible. We're trying to get subs. I like it. Subs. Submarine. Sandwich. Jared.

Bread. Pedophile. Veggie delight. Indiana. Rick. Yes. Pedophile. Rick.

are you are you anti that'll be damn good that's actually it would take longer no no no i'm for this no i'm kyle oh i feel like you should try to do it in a stream of consciousness where you like add on to each other that would take longer you just do round after round of categories too but like that no not do that but like you say a bunch and then you got to pick it up off what what if we do a google doc and we all have our computer shared and we can all type at the same time well that's the word now who's talking that's a bad it's you guys just typing it's going to be bad until the very end anyway no I think it would be fun but you don't see what I'm saying how do you want out I think

we're I'd like to sit in for an hour we're underestimating the the amount of time this would take by times a thousand no we are the number 100,000 is a crazy number I think he's right he's right about the typing but dude if we can go home for some four hour five-hour blocks. Mook will be here the whole time. Like, TJ, take out an Excel sheet and type 100 things. Let's just see. He'll be done in a second. No, I don't think so.

Probably a bad control typeer, but... Yeah, that's true. Where's my phone? Time it. I think you got it. I think you got it. I think you have it. That's crazy. Well, Titus, I love you. I love your support. You're in. Yeah, no, I'm excited for that. If you guys get to 100,000, I promise... You can put everything on a wheel, do a liminator, and whatever is left remaining, I will buy all of you one of that thing. Of the $100,000? Yeah.

That would take a long time. I think, dude, I think it'll be worth it. And you're doing something. No one has ever done before. All right. You guys ready? Are we going down in an order? Yeah.

Or however you want to do it. Just go around. We're just going to 100. We're just going to just to test. All right. Ready, set. Go. Hot dog. Legal loopholes.

Bun. Orange. Giraff. Banana. This is going to take a while, though, for him to type. Well, Kyle hit him with legal loophole. Keep going. Ear. Orange. Spine. Is that orange?

Oh, Brady, already said orange. No, you can type the other. Baseball. Football. Cat. Sun. Basketball. Shoe. Mars.

Grape. Ghost. Key. We. Devil. Tennis racket. Red. Sloth. Blue. Houston. Adobe Photoshop. Texas. Bears. This is easy. Cantalope.

But it's just a... Criminal. What is hootin? Just a matter how fast moot can type. Owl. He's good. You can recruit like the fastest typer? Computer. Tarmigan. Beak. Feather. Fly.

Ice. Train. Ice cream. Railroad. track Slushy Wood Chicago Kyle Is this helping

Yeah I just want to see We're just gonna get to 100 Yeah Tarmigan Ice cream Ice

Robin Skate Hockey Hawk Stool Cone Eagle Jeans

Worcesters sauce Worcesters sauce Finch Good Finn Nick Wombat Damn I'm 42 Yep

oh 41 squirrel so people count yeah people count mike sheshefsky aunt chipmunk bud bud wiser dirt mud mud soil seed plant plant yeah there we go cloud fredinus saturn mars alien UFO said mars shit Joe Gow There we go Joe Rogan Cup of Joe Joe Burrow

Joe Paco Joe What you Yeah I like that What you're doing Penis Urethra Epididimus

Balls Gouge Grundle Budhole Spokes Pussyhole Oh yeah Oh damn

Yeah Sheesh So would Pussy Hole That's a Yeah Pussy hole yeah All these are things.

I'll toss a clitoris. Zah. Lid. Labia, Zah. Fat bear. Yeah. Grizzly. Codiac.

Brown bear. Che. Tobacco. Che. Messages. Gay. Is gay one? Kyle, this hasn't been a single capital of a single Pokemon.

I know. I know. I think we have a hundred thousand. Gay is an adjective. But we'd be able to. That's not the issue. It's the time, yeah. Toledo. We'll do the math.

Warsaw. Miami. Acon. Did we double massage? No. Neo. Crypto. Bitcoin.

Camillionaire. Bank, currency, dollar. Argentina. A. Blinken. Bolivia. Tate. Blink. Fat.

Treadmill. Judaism. Lucas. Pasta. Food. Flower. Tom Coverdale. Doodle.

T.J., how's your stamina? Is this like getting tiring? I mean, 100,000 would be a lot. All right. Keep going. Keep going. We've got to get to 100. Crab. Magnet. Hurry up. Pote. POT. Camera. Pot. Pan. DVD.

Diving board. Cup. Good one. Pool. Tong. Slide. Slide. Swings. Jungle gym. Jungle. T.J. is just not doing my hits. Piss me the far off.

Vines. Tom Coverdale for God's sake. Panther. Jaguar. Time. There we go. Okay. All right, four minutes.

This is at the fastest pace possible. A hundred. With a fresh brain. Someone could definitely type faster than I could. Not, but not for the entire time. Well, you're not going to keep that. Four minutes. That's 66 hours.

That's not bad. I said three days. But that's the fastest you're going to go. Right. But at that pace. Three days at that. said that exactly give or take a few that's it's going to be five six days easy i think four days no that dude that pace for the entire time we could do it you're going to run out things that like

we would 25 000 no all right so here's what i actually think you need to do i think you need to have someone sit down at the computer and type as they speak and then rotate that because i think you would be faster if you're typing and have the other people when they're talking and just Yeah, right. Okay, so swap out typers. Right, because I think... If you guys ever want to pop in, we'll be live. Are you...

Are you going to bail? I think by $50,000, I will start biting you guys. That's when people will tune in. I think this would be absolutely... Get subs up, torture it. I think we should start to see what happens. Sit down and type and see how fast. Our goal is $100,000.

We will leave after on the stroke of the midnight the fourth day. So let's set a time. Halloween night. Oh, you're going to ruin your Halloween night. And then we want to put out a t-shirt with all the words on it. I do think that if you're typing and talking, it will be faster. Maybe. I'm not very good at typing.

Ah, yeah. 66 out, like, I think we can do it, dude. I think it's right there at that cusp. And think of what the 100,000th word will be. Who knows? People are suggesting voice to text, but then you can't say any other words on the stream. Yeah, right. You got it.

That does exist where you just say it in and what type it. Yeah, you got it. You guys got it for sure. You definitely got it. It will only take like a day and a half, maybe even one day. I think it's a cool study. It is, you got it. This is, to me, the equivalent of, like, walking across the country.

You're waterboarding yourself. Like, how good will that feel once we do it? But also, we get to leave the office. Even if we did, like, 10-hour session. every day that would be the whole week yeah what if you did how many hours 66 so yeah 10 hours that's at that pace at that pay and never taking a break also you're still doing your other obligations yeah we'll come down to yak if you did 10 hours yeah it would take a week I mean oh you can get out now you're gonna be lost in a world of thing I think what you should do is I I think the what you should do

is so who is it you Dana mooch Kyle yeah I think it's just one of you has to be there the whole time and then you just have other people in the office fill in i love that you could probably go home and have a regular night at home and come back and you're like oh so fresh another 5 000 yeah but and mook will just stay there the whole time yes i've been in but as long as one of you's there other people will help mook is mook is so game he told me to drop it today that we were going to do it i'm good for like i don't know like 15 20 minutes oh yeah you got still got hot dog right I got hot dog and bun. 15, 20 minutes.

I've even done ketchup or mustard. Nick, do you have a sub-goal for this? Somebody suggested you have 57,000 now. Yeah. You go until you reach the number of words that are equal to the number of subscribers you have. Oh, I like that. If more people subscribe, that you need more. What about that, Kyle?

But then it also. TJ, I love that. So then that way every word you're saying, it's like, I love that. It could never end, though. Right, that would be good for us. If more people to subscribe, you need more word. You'd just live in there forever. From Rutt Row Raggy.

You guys become the new Mr. Be Rutt Row, Red. That's a good idea. That's a really good idea. I like, I want to do it so badly, but I know how miserable this will be. But you're going to be the guy that thought of 100,000 things. And you could ask them to unsub and then he'd need less words. Yeah, it's true. That's what it would come down.

Yeah. Now, that's funny. Kyle's in there just begging people to unsub. And for the life, like, the numbers just keep going up. Wait, I like that. That's good I love that Let's do that

So right now we have 57,000 It's more reasonable Yeah It's like That's like three days Things versus subscriber I just thought 100,000 Had a real nice punch to it

There has to be a punishment For doubling up on something What about like you Cannot be any punishments What about you just get smacked with a rubber band No That's gonna make y'all hate life if you're just doing punishments every time you actually say something.

Yeah, there's, yeah, especially if we go home and not know what people said. Don't make it a misery stream. Make it a, make it a voice. No, no, no. I'm viewing this as like a personal challenge. Like, Kyle, you pride yourself on knowing things. You do know a lot of things. Again, that's not like the issue.

The issue is MOOC typing each one in. Yeah. And just waiting for him to finish each. Is Dana here? I'm caught in between because I love the idea, but Kyle is 100% right. Like there's a, you know what I mean? Like everything you're saying is correct, but I do love the idea. But if it's very funny, if it's a team effort right now, somebody could be up there.

The idea is funny. But once it's like sponsored and we're committed and we're on hour nine and we have whatever, like, and we still need 30,000. I fear they've already floated it to somebody. You guys have to do it now. You've talked about it too much. It has to be done. You get the masses are frothing at the mouth

Titus, come in for just the last word. This is going to make mostly Our 50 things stream isn't going to do shit. Our 50 things, yeah. What were you going to do? 50 things. 50 things.

Yeah. Oh, that was going to be one of your things? Yeah. Just 50. That's ambitious too. Wow. Yeah, it's canceled. No, it's not canceled.

It's not canceled. I think I was swayed against it now. But now, let's really think. No, no, no, you have to do it, but you also have to know, Kyle's correct, it's going to suck. Yes. That's kind of what he's getting at. This is something like you prepare for.

Let's not pretend that this is going to be a two-day thing. A lot of people's jobs suck. Yeah, true. Also, you and I made plans to do something, and then you just drop this out of nowhere. Well, we're going to be done by this. We're going to be done with this faster than you think. No, you aren't.

I think we have a shot. You think you're going to be done in two days. There's no way. Tuesday, but speaking of streams, me and Tate and Bosco were doing a basketball stream because the NBA opening night is Tuesday night and aligns with after dark date or whatever. And yeah, we were doing a similar thing of coming up. We're doing like a bunch of micro, like smaller basketball challenges that leads to a larger thing. And yeah, Tate just kept coming up with the list.

And I was like, yeah, you guys aren't going to be able to do that. I was like, no, I think we got a show. They just kept doing that. I think we'll be good. I think actually we'll be good at that one. No. I pitched a stream to Tate. I want to know if you guys think how possible that would be.

Go to a bowling alley and you have to get a strike in every frame, but not a perfect game. So however many games you play, let's say you need to get a strike in the eighth frame. You have to play a full game and get a strike in that frame. Oh, I like that. Cumulative 300. That's good. I like that. That would be painful, but yeah.

Yeah. you think you could do it brandon i'm just trying to figure out actually no that actually wouldn't be that long i don't think okay so so in the first frame if i don't get a strike do i just start over and i don't know so then i was talking to lucas uh if you don't break a hundred in that game you lose a strike from a frame so the worst the worst part about that would be if you just can't get a strike in like the eighth ninth or tenth because then you're just stuck yeah that would suck but if you had a group of people

maybe three people to get one perfect game cumulative I think mentally I would intentionally try not to get a strike in the first couple frames so the first hour or so the stream you just play four or five games and you see where your strikes are yeah where you're at huh I like that one

oh yeah and this is coming up this is gonna be fun oh yeah we're bringing in those teams we're gonna play with them oh nice yeah I'm going to play with those boys Ohio Ohio being the epicenter of college

Dodgeball makes so much sense to me I don't know why Look at all the Ohio In state Cincinnati Ohio Grand Valley is like the goat They've won like 11 out of like 15 possible national championships Where is that Ohio

That's Michigan right Michigan states and Michigan I believe as well Ohio and Ohio and Michigan Why does that make so much sense It makes perfect. It makes so much sense. It's like Ohio is the Dodger. Winner sucks.

You just, you know. Power ranks. There it is. Bowling Green, Cleveland State. Cleveland State's even on. Okay. What's going on in Ohio? A lot of Michigan's too, though.

Yeah. There you go. Country's dodge ball belt. It is. Just Ohio. I'm like, I'm nauseous. What is? about having to do this.

But like, you just have to, you can go home whenever. That's just going to elongate it. You also say that now. No, it's not, because there will be other people doing it. Other people will help. I think everyone in the office will help. I would love to. Open door.

With that, a rotating cast, much more tolerable. How are you going to know? How are you going to know you're repeating? There's got to be a punish. I know you have, but I still, when you get to like, 72,000. Luke's going to have repeats underlined. I think we've repeated the

question of how are you going to know if something repeated more than any repeat will happen on the street at this point. It'll just show up in the Excel too, right? Yeah, like you need to, what you actually need to do is you need to have like assignments for people. Yeah, like someone comes in and does colleges. Yeah, come in to do colleges

college nicknames, then do somebody come and do President State City. I think we said Apple three times just in that four minutes. If there's a way we could know. You have to have a nice. shift. Mook's going to make a plug in.

Yeah. If you start typing in something you've already typed up. Yeah, you could just yeah, right there.

But how will we know? But try Tom Coverdale to do. See what happens. Wow. Okay, so you know

that you've already said Tom Coverdale. There it is. But you could say Tom and you could say cover. Kyle. And Dale.

Let's not do it. No. I like the sub. I like the subs. I like the subs. You have to do it. I think that'll be fun for viewers, too, to have different people popping in and, like... Yeah.

Could you rent a court stenographer for the start? Whoa. Like the huge burst at the beginning. I'm a good type of. Oh, that would make it a lot better. Those people type it, like... Okay, we have two weeks figured on that. Can they listen fast?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, how fast can they process? They don't use the usual keyboard, right? They use something crazy. Yeah, they use... But that's what they... Oh, but they're living because you're in court. You're talking in full sentences.

Yeah. They can cook. Okay. Okay, get some of those people in here. Ask them, yeah. We'll get them. somebody reaching out. See, it's

glad we did this ahead. Misfellings have to be a punishment. Yeah. No. Punishment is the activity. Shot collar. Misspellings have to be a punishment. Cannot misspell.

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This is for the $10,000 bet now. I have the hiccups. I also do you take a nap. Eddie. I'm demoralized. Spokes. Riggs. No.

Don't. I'm not letting you guys get to moral. All him. Beef. Merle. I got this. You got it. You've demoralized me, Kyle.

You can do this. Appropriately, though. You got to stop saying the word punishment, too. Because every time his eyes die a little bit inside, we say the word punishment. This already is. Every time you piss, punishment. No, stop.

No, I know that's not. I'm just thinking, I'm thinking about it realistically. Yeah, no, he's, Kyle's thinking about it in a rational way. Nick is thinking about it in a pie in the sky. Let's get it together. How amazing. And be like, this is an awesome idea.

Will it suck? Yes. Will you have to do a bunch of punishments I come up with? Yes. Oh. But it's still going to be fun. Hawkinson, Delaware, 71 people watching. Yeah, like a 2.8m. on Wednesday.

Yeah, but you could do Delaware as its own thing. Yeah. I think if we got like a road, I think if we were allowed to leave. Yeah. Let's have a sign up shifts for people. Yes, we'll do shifts. That's great. Yes.

Whole office, yeah. We'll help out. I agree. Because then you can be like, all right, I'm going to. Like, let's say Monday night, you know you're going to have to be there all night. But Tuesday, you get to go home. Titus, what shift are you going to take? What week is this?

This is the first week of November? No, that's when Kyle's- Last week of October. Last week of October. Yeah. Leaning up to Halloween. Yeah. Yep.

I've got Monday, October 27th from 345 to 352. Wow. That'll help. Yep. That'll be able to get a hot dog in there. You'll still make the thumbnail, I promise. Tuesday, October 28th. 250 to 304.

Thank you. Are you going to study? Oh, we have a photo shoot done. From two to three. Shit. No, I would love to. I'll do mid-November. Yeah.

2026. Get me in there. Come in. you guys should pre-record you're just going to be dead and we're going to be so mean to him oh yeah we're going to treat him like dirt we might destroy our friendship with him

forever is mook a good typeer I can't I told my girlfriend it will take 12 hours max That's what Kyle is 100%. I'm glad we realize now. Now moving forward, like if we mentally know it's going to be rich,

like it'll be a little better. And you just stack the shifts. It'll be hanging out with the boys. Yeah, you stack the shifts so that you can all go home at some point for a long time. And you won't miss anything. I might have a little fomo. Coming back, like going home and going to sleep for eight hours

and coming back and being like, we went from 21,000 words to 24,000. That's what I'm talking about, dude. That's what I'm talking about. We really cook. Yeah. It's like, every time you leave, you're going to be like, all right, these guys got it.

They're going to get, like, so many words while I'm gone. I'm going to come home, we'll come back for the home stretch. You guys are already up 100 subs, by the way. Oh, nice. That's five more minutes. I'll just never do it. It's working.

people are pointing out too if you mix in people like new people coming in you're going to get a shitload of repeat which is a mousetrap but that's if you assign people niche topics ahead of time everyone's got to come in

we have a sign up sheet and people are like here's my topic so that you're like hey I can name a thousand things of this chief coming in and naming Blackhawks and hockey players

like that would be great to fill up 30 minutes yeah is there there has to be like technology to detect if we repeat it, right? I got a question. Are numbers things?

Oh, yeah, we could just go one, two. I'm worried that people in places might not be things. Yes, those are things. Those are things. Yes. Well, the numbers are things. Because you could have a cardboard cut out of one, right?

Yeah. Then you'd have to make cardboard cut out of one. That's not a one. That's not, no. One isn't tangible. One isn't a thing. A number is a thing, yes. If it's on a jerk, back of a jersey, it's a, the point in it.

A number is a thing. A number is a thing. A number is a thing. A number is a thing. A number is a thing. A number is a thing. Yes, it is. Bring me a one, Kate. Go grab a one. Go grab a one. Jersey with the number one on it. That'll be a jersey. No, but it's one isn't a thing. What isn't a thing?

There's 18 things on a jersey. No, it's a quantity. There's a quantity. There's a quantity. There's a whole. You can't go find me a number. Go find me bliss. Oh, gotcha. That's still. still a thing. Intangible. Bliss is a thing.

Intangible things. Look on that body armor flash. I mean, there's numbers on it. But I don't think we should be able to do numbers because that's just not. That'd be easy to go one to 100,000. It'd be boring. It would be boring. No, but you need people to come in with like certain topics so that you don't repeat.

Yeah, I like that. So if anybody in the office wants to partake. Could make it nouns. Then you cover people. There's only 80,000 nouns in the English language. I look that up. Oh, we're fucked. I think we're going to run through sports.

We're going to run through movies. People. We're going to run through all the celebrities we all know, which probably overlaps. No one knows a unique sex of celebrities. Well, I can do states. All right. You're good for 50. Big Kay, you're probably good for like 47.

Just sitting there stalling us for 20 minutes. I can't think of Kansas. Let them cook. Titus. How many, like, high school basketball players could you name? A lot. I could do a lot. I would have fun doing it.

Yeah. Tom Covered. There's Tom Coverdown for one. There are others. Yeah. Yeah. I'd sit in for an hour. We could all name our counts and then the surrounding.

What if I did point spreads? Like what? Like, one. So, Kyle, is it you want me to be less optimistic? Yeah, you've got to be more of a downer He's got to be more enthusiastic Okay, meat in the middle Right, fair

You're gonna find a nice balance And they both gotta get ready for mousetraps And they both gotta get ready for mousetraps Shock collar, lemon in the eye That's right Yeah Naked Run Yeah

You said Apple 17 hours ago Get naked I think what we would at least spice it up Would it would We just I think we just have to direct our anger towards MOOC. Yeah. And you will.

Yeah. Naturally. Oh, man. I kind of love it, but it is the state of the industry. It really is, man. This is what we're doing. It's a real miscribers. It also would be funny if you did like a competition street. So you guys got to get to what, 57,000?

Yeah. I think you guys could get to 57,000 before Nikki Smokes could get to 2,000. Yeah. It would like a side element. race he's just sitting in the corner i would like that how for you you should start it with nicky smoke's not saying anything sitting in the corner typing with headphones on and just see like after three hours how many more you have than him i would like that like just as uh yeah just a head-to-head battle it's like you guys are like all right we're five hours in we have seven thousand

things and nick he's like i got 14 like yeah at like 33 yeah and you've said cocaine four times all right let's do this wheel let's finish this wheel you got this guy we're not doing it i'm gonna do some more you have to do it you must do more math i want to hear like the the general consensus i need some optimistic facts sent our way okay you could also break it up and like do like it could be like a two hours a day forever for out for out that would be forever that might be better yeah that might better until you get 100,000 visit it you just keep stop and start yeah yeah you're chasing the subscriber number the whole time and you just never it's

never catchable yeah I'm doing some math oh you want them to go straight through huh and that's you want the shock call that scenario mook gets to go home yeah it's true no mook doesn't even now mook has still no matter what you take the stream down and mook is still change to the desk all right who's one of ten thousand dollar free bet yeah a bonus bet yeah let's find out Down to 10 people. A couple of Chicago guys still there. Eddie. Eddie Redemption.

Yep. Beef, cons, Merle, Jack Mack. Oh, Dana is still on. Kyle, somebody DM me a good idea. What do we got? We allow duplicates, but every hour we hit the removed duplicates button on Excel and see how many we go down. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, that's actually fair.

That's pretty funny. You can do that? That's easy? I guess it's easy. I know nothing about Excel. That would be fun to see the reactions and to see. Spin it. Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Wow. Big Cat, you were right. That's right. Who do we not want to come Tommy smokes? Yeah. Half the wheel is already here, right? I would love Collins to be here just for one.

it sucks dave yeah marles is here hank he could have to come in for this oh sorry nick that's fine i'll talk to pf t about thursday's wake up bar school he big times you guys yeah i don't i don't want to get involved i was just there to i know i guess he just forgot yeah sent an apology voicemail to pft i believe okay yeah it was tough pf t banned him from wake up barstole oh wow forever the pft said he's him and nick are the top riggs guys and then i don't know i'll talk to i'm sure there was a reason tough times that's your biggest fan could you say what's up to him for a video real quick yeah i say what's up to nick in chicago nick in chicago what's up brother we're here in boston love it thank you so thank you so awesome that's awesome that's so awesome

All right, who's getting this bet? Jack, man. So now we got, let's see. Besides Merle's Kahn and Tommy smokes, everyone else is here. Hank's going to win this. I know he's going to win this. uh oh damn boo actually that saves a lot of time because having to explain to him

what he can and can't bet on hmm beef beef beef love beef what's the dinner There goes Hank All right, then there were four We're rooting for Eddie redemption, right? Yes, we're cons We're cons We don't see purple on the wheel a lot

God fucking man It's a very Mardi Gras wheel Is they rooting for Eddie over there? Zetty in the cave Just six versions of the same guy Come on Ed Ed Oh

Go Oh it's stopping Oh no I think Merles might be in Sweden Is this the best seven Merle I think we at this point we have to Yeah

Morils might be in Sweden. Tommy. This is the best seven. First of four wins or first four's out? No, it's first to four wins. So Merle's up one nothing.

He's up two nothing. What if you can't come? Go to Tommy? First runner up? two one all right Tommy I think he's in Sweden this time of year Merles. And Merles is the winner. Wow.

All right. Congratulations, Merles. Nice. What a payoff. All right. I fear that will be when we get 100,000. Yeah.

Cabbage. All right, guys. Thanks for watching. Took years off my life. All right. I don't think I know Murals. I'm excited to see it. Great guy.

I don't know. I've never met Murals. I might have met him. He's a New York guy? He's a chicklets guy. Chicklets, okay. Oh, Chillets, okay. Yeah, got it.

He's a, he's gambler, too. Mm-hmm. Nice. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he'll do good. It'll probably be like a Russian hockey game. Yeah, so he's going to come sit on the football streams to bet on KHL hockey game.

Yeah, a game that's on a three in the morning. Yeah. Any more ads? Did we do sell a blue cough? Sure did. All right. You want to spend the regular wheel? Great week of yaks.

Let me get pedicure three days in a row. Just fill out the pedicure board. They're all good weeks, but this has been one of my favorite weeks in a while. Kyle, guess how many unique words are in the Bible? Unique words? Yeah. Well, this isn't going to help us, but 50,000. 14,000.

14,000. The Holy Bible has 14,000. I want number guys to tell us, like, I don't know numbers. I want people to tell us only the good things. I think. I want facts. Wait, isn't a word a thing?

So can't any word be a thing? A word is, but like the... You're saying very could be a thing? Very's not a thing. No, Barry's not a thing. And is not a thing. What if we said, word vary yes yes oh well now you're now you're really we don't think we can be doing that

if you're not doing numbers you can't do words i've got to set some limit with the numbers okay if anybody wants to scroll through when we're done and say what doesn't fit that's fine okay we uh okay we did we just spent the spun the regular wheel so it's it's dry yeah so that obligation is complete just letting you know all right merles is state side so he'll be in the gammonkey Hell yeah. Rolls is the man. I like Merles. Kyle, I think we hire a professional typer.

A hundred word per minute kind of guy. Poor girl. Yes. Do we know? I think we can reach out. What? They're talking about a typist. I just want to be for sure.

I wanted to be confirmed that we have the bandwidth for 50,000 things, 50,000 plus. It sounds like we would, right? Yes. You have to do this, Kyle. You're cut. You are blocked. And I will be in the chat every step in the way. How the fuck did you forget about Blaine?

Could you not even think of a word for that scenario? Yeah, I couldn't even think of a word. You said play. I think we're going to get stuck a bunch. Yeah. I think there might be like hour gaps without a word. Absolutely. There's just an hour of silence.

You guys are staring at the wall just like, damn. Can't think of anything. Oh, man. How many things? What are you going to do for them? What's your topic going to be? Fuck, what?

Box. There's got to be other things. Yeah, I can heavy. hit some box players of the heavy I wouldn't mind like Stephen just doing like his like sixth grade class that's fine yeah yeah I don't know

is that fine yes I mean it would be funny Dana said he can for sure do it if he could name his boys this one got person in your sixth grade class I think if you name a like a Jonathan Dickstein there it is that's funny his name is John Steve

I told you. Kyle. Kyle, imagine you're on day three. You're out of energy. You're like, it's been an hour of silence. And it's in-walk Stephen Chase's Johnny Dixie. Have you guys done Johnny Dixon yet? The room's going to explode.

Oh, man. You guys don't have John Dixstein. Oh, I was about to shoot down the idea. Oh. I love it. John, good old Johnny Dickstein. If it is someone like that, I think you need first and last. Yeah, just solidify them as a person. Yeah, you can't just do, like, you know, John.

Names. You got to have Dickstein. You got to have Dickstein. You can just rip off all the Johns, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, some people I don't want to give them love. They're right.

I'm going to have away the people. John Lovitz. I named 100,000 things and you weren't one of them. Yeah, being left off. If we missed, like, someone in this office, that's the past. all right great week everyone uh we'll see everyone monday everyone's here monday and then we'll have eddie and dana in during the week see you then have a great weekend It's a yak

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