The Yak - Nick and KB Recap Their SURREAL Night with World of T-Shirts | The Yak 6-20-23

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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Get ready for the spring with Roback. Or the summer, even. Or the summer. Tommy, you've been a road dog. Road dog. Been Chicago to Key West to Minneapolis. Your little pecker's going to fall off. Yeah.

And you're kind of. Nashville coming up this weekend. Nashville coming up. Yeah, it's been fun. You know, it was just a world tour. Sort of spread my brand to different brands. Key West, you were fishing. Key West, deep sea fishing.

Caught some Goliath groupers. Caught some nurse sharks. I'd like to announce that Tommy Smokes is now a made man at Barstool. You could tell by that amount of travel. What does that mean? You're made. You're a made man. You were always kind of worried about getting let go.

So you're saying I can't now? Yeah. You can't get. You're made. Wow. Yeah. You're a made man worried about getting let go. So you're saying I can't now? Yeah. You can't get your maid. Wow. Yeah. You're a maid man at Barstool Sports. Come on, throw on a rap song. You're the most roller coaster guy ever.

You go through two week periods where everyone is stroking you almighty. Then you get bullied almighty. It's almighty to your totter. It takes almighty to your totter takes a thick skin takes a thick skin that takes years to develop how do you um how do you manage your anger small animals yeah yeah strangling do you feel like this is a tommy renaissance happening right now no not necessarily i feel like 2022 was was a big year for me 2022 was huge but uh you're on tommy's on ice right now i think that's how i'd i'd like to put tommy he's like you're on ice like you're in an in-between period you're in the chrysalis right

now yeah i don't think you know i had a real strong 2022 first half of 2023 has been fine but i'm excited for the second second half is going to unleash him it's going to be like the slingshot maneuver from talladega nights the smoke show is going to be just it's going to be so good and then new york tommy when tommy takes over the new york office that's going to be elite and then we're kind of looking at a period of when tommy's going to need to pick like people that he's going to start anointing and like people that he's gonna start putting under his big maid wing yeah that's sort of what my 2024 is gonna look like who do you who are you seeing i mean i put some stickers on people i go around i put stickers on people and i just say oh you're mine now who have you done that to dave yesterday

in the hampton you claim dave yeah i said dave i like your potential at your partner in crime yeah he's uh so it's like it was a high noon commercial and it's like if i'm doing a shoot i'm i'm putting big bro in he's like the rob schneider to my adam sandler sort of so i'm only doing this shoot if dave gets a role too and he had the the main role and i was in the background so everybody has duos here they naturally find a partner i want myself ron and caleb ron and sass uh i mean dave right did you get like a tryout for him when did you know he had it i feel like i mean i think we always sort of had a good dynamic um but uh i think it was the the time we've spent apart recently where he's been you know in miamiauk, where it's like distance makes the heart.

Right. He's had no rag to mop up his cum. Right. Did you get pussy in Key West? Yes. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. No, I don't want to answer this for every never tells. He never tells. Let us all just get one question. You have to answer. No, no, no, no, no. What was her name in Minneapolisneapolis i knew it yeah dude you were made for minneapolis yes yes look i'm i'm not one to kiss and tell i'm not one to

kiss and tell yeah you are you were on well what did you do in minneapolis i was on the chicks in the office live show was their special guest what What was the crowd like? Diversity? Male to female? Racial? It was an unbelievable amount of women. I would say 98% women. Really? So you could pick and choose? Yeah.

I mean, that's not how I don't look at women as objects. You treated that like a golden corral. Did you do any were you highlighted in any segments or just part of the audience? No, I came out on stage and I guess we did like a dating show

for me or whatever. I was blindfolded. You were blindfolded? That's how you pick out your women. I know. I should have just lost my greatest asset. And they asked questions, and I awarded points to the best answers. And so who won the dating show?

Just one of the three. But weren't you part of the competition? No. It was like if I was the bachelor and they were the the truck what kind of questions did you ask i didn't write uh it was it was like you know call or nothing crazy like call or facetime sex on the first date is the former is sean who used to work here on the one of the shows yes Yes, Sean. Hot Sean. Sean, yeah. He's a Fordham intern. Is it his start? He's on The Bachelorette. It starts on Monday.

He's one of the guys? Yeah. They call him Hot Sean. I've never seen him. Oh, he is hot. Yeah. Yeah, it starts Monday. And, well, I guess no spoilers,

but I'm going to be watching every episode that he's in. I guess I'm going to have to watch every episode that he's in, too. But knowing him as an intern, having known him as an intern, makes him, I don't know. Like, I look at the guys on The Bachelor, I'm like, these guys are hot. But having known this dude as an intern, I don't think I can look at him as a hot dude. What is his bio like?

Oh, there's better pictures of him. Sean? That's his cast pic. Sean is really someone special. Okay. Gorgeous blue eyes, a great career, and an adorable French bulldog. This guy has it all. Should I be reading this?

Yeah, yeah. Is that it all? Is that having it all? What's his fun fact? Are there any fun facts? I'm just looking for the girl my dreams to share my life with. He's here to find the perfect match. Who's Charity?

Read it all. Read it all. Read it all. Charity has to be the Bachelorette. Who are they competing for? The only thing Sean is missing from his life is a wife. I'm just looking for the girl of my dreams. The software salesman has worked hard in his career and even just bought his very first house.

Jesus, he must be doing well. Sean is excited about the possibility to bring Charity home and start in their lives together. When he isn't working, Sean loves golfing and boat rides bought his very first house jesus he must be doing well sean is excited about the possibility to bring charity home and starting their lives together when he isn't working sean loves golfing and boat rides with his friend sean is here to find his perfect match and to hopefully return home with charity by his side he bought a house on his self admittedly a terrible texter uh okay say that there's no such thing everybody always always has their phone. Everybody has their phone. You're choosing not to text. Nick, I follow him on Instagram. He's at a Dodgers game with Michael Grove from Wheeling. From our hometown. How does he know him?

And I think he's in the third slide. He's with the Bachelor girl. Oh, is that a school girl? I'm teetering. Girl who's on, like, who is the Bachelor. He's wearing Michael Grove's jersey. That's a Wheeling boy. Shout out to Michael Grove, a pitcher for the Dodgers from Wheeling Park High School.

And he's wearing his jersey. Is that her? I don't think so. That didn't look anything like her. I didn't see her yet. I just assumed it was her. Just based on the name? What is her name?

Charity. You said that woman looks like she'd be named Charity? I think it's her. It said Isabella or something. Yeah, he wouldn't do that. Worlds colliding. I mean, he better be best friends with this woman. Yeah, that's not her.

I just got a picture of her. Yeah, but still, I mean, the fact, if he's out dating some other broad. Right. That's a spoiler in and of itself. Right. Well, they could just be friends at a game, too. That's what I'm saying. They better be besties.

Right. They better be besties. I thought they're not like this. I'm pissed. Or it's Charity's friend, and so he does end up with her. There's a million ways it could go. Where did he buy a house, do you think? Pretty sure he lives in Tampa.

Oh. I follow him on Instagram, too. Did you like this post, Tommy? No. Does he look like a girl to you? He's stunning. Yeah, good-looking guy. How did you get anything done in the office with him around?

Dave wrote a blog saying, like, we're not allowed to have interns this hot. I need guys like Tommy around. Did he use you, your name? He used me specifically as an example of someone that was not hot enough to be distracting. What's annoying is you would go very, very far on The Bachelor, but they would never even cast you. Bachelorette, you mean? Bachelorette, yeah. Yeah, you would. I don, yeah. Yeah, you would.

I don't know. I think you would. If I could get through the first couple rounds, I think we all would. Let's not be so hard on ourselves. Well, you're married. I'm a married man. I don't think I would.

No, Nicky would. You would. Nicky, you turning that Nicky charm? Forget about it. I guess my charm's crazy. Your charm game goes crazy. And if Kyle had, like, a really cool entry out of the limousine, and he was, like, in a Speedo or something like that,

like Party Boy, like Pawnees or something like that, but something that showed off your fucking rockin' bod. I think you took the most handsome picture you've ever taken yesterday. Shirts. Yeah, it was one of my best. It looks really good. With a shirt on. Oh, with shirts.

Oh yeah, what the fuck? How was that? What the fuck? Hey, it was great. It was fantastic. Good environment, you know. No booze. He was sober for it. He was supportive of us, us of him. So what were you guys getting fucked up off if there was no booze?

We were all sober. Yeah, we were all sober. He liked golf a lot, so I gave one of my buddies a big golf guy. Damn, Kyle, you look good as hell. That's the picture? Yeah.

Look how good Kyle looks there. Look at his eyes. Really good picture. Model eyes. I kept it. I wish he was a little bit more crazy, I kept. He was, I mean, we got, I wish he was a little bit more crazy, but he, he threatened to sue a few times. Really?

Yeah. Like, if you do this, I'll sue. Oh, he kept on forgetting to duck when he got into the golf cart. He was smacking himself. He was going to sue the golf cart. Yes. Oh, okay.

Golf cart shouldn't have roofs. I think for the balls. You would think that Coleman was Dave Portnoy the way this TikTok went. There's the start. There's Coleman. Diego. Back to him.

There's Coleman. Coleman. What video is this? back to him there's Coleman yeah he's a bit he's not wait what so what video is this on his TikTok this is his behind the scenes

no but I'm saying who's holding it because I see I see he'll just hand you his phone and save the film so probably Diego oh Diego

oh that's Quinn he's a businessman there we are he was like if any influencer wasn't fake there's Coleman We'd have gone a few frames Kept saying let's take a picture

It was always a video It was that guy The one with the tank top on That's Michael Quinn You gotta know by now And he signed our captain's hats Marty refused to take off his hat to be signed So he just had to bend down

He almost did. He had pain to him, but he did. No, but Marty knows, like, everybody. And he had Michael Quinn on Walk the Line years ago, and he reached out. So shout out to him for making that happen. So it was a dream come true for me. Expectations met?

Exceeded? I'm excited. I'm curious to see how we put together the video. We did three holes. We did three holes in three hours. We'll probably get a lot of that. 10 to 15 minutes out of it. I wanted to do four holes because that's how many holes are in a t-shirt.

So we could just... We'd do a t-shirt round. It's like a golf term. He didn't want to do any more. We were like, you want to do one more? He's like, nah. I feel like I know the answer to this. Was he a good golfer? I mean, when he did hit it, I don't want to spoil you. He hit it decently well.

Like when we were driving. When we were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was itching to get to Rudy's bar in Hell's Kitchen. Talking about Rudy's a lot. He stays sober all day, but he was ready to go. They went to gym. They went to gym.

Him and the guy. They were live. They are live every second of their day. Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah, because, yeah. Does he, like, make money off this stuff? His cameo. He made $8,000 last weekend, $7,000. That's also why they're live so often. That's where he make money off this stuff? His cameo. He made $8,000 last week and $7,000 now.

That's also why they're live so often. That's where they make money. They go live, you make money. Yeah. He's the perfect cameo character. Yeah. Yeah, he cashed in immediately. There's one kid on cameo that keeps on wanting to fuck Kyle.

He's trying so hard, and I hate that he thinks he can pull it off. What do you mean, on cameo? There's a guy who's What's his name Evan Sweeney Evan Sweeney He's acting like I'm not gonna fuck him

Because I haven't seen his requests to fuck me I just don't wanna fuck you dude But I respect him As a content creator But I don't understand Like he's posted So someone pays for a cameo from him And he uses that time to say he wants to fuck you?

No, off cameo, he's talking on Twitter about wanting to fuck Kyle. Devin, D-E-V-O-N, selfies. Devin the selfie slut. He's going, he's harassing me, and I might press charges. He, like, he legitimately wants to have sex with you? I respect, don't get me wrong, I think he's great. I like him as an influencer, as an internet personality, but he's got to stop trying to fuck me.

He legitimately, like, wants to fuck you? I think you're more mad because you think you're so far out of his league. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Devin the selfie slut. I mean, I love when a guy wants to fuck me. I think he tweeted at you not too long ago, Kyle.

I'm scared of what's on his face. Yeah, I don't even know what he could have. If he wants to fuck Kyle, you know he's a sicko. Yeah, I wonder how he does on Cameo. What is this?

This Boy Scout leader just suck my dick in the bathroom airport. He's kidding. That poor guy. I sent KB no swag a video because I really want to have sex with him. Somebody told me they played it on their podcast.

They think I'm joking, but I really actually want to have sex with him. Just set the record straight now, I guess. If anyone knows him, can you let him know I'm serious about the sex? I've seen all your requests. No. Here we go.

Not happening. Kyle with the new kicks, bro. Coral Stardust. I know. I saw them. Corduroy, yeah. I didn't like the Corduroy. I love the Corduroy.

I looked at that exactly. I like the colorway. I like the colorway. I was like, I don't know if I could. And then he comes in and he does. You thought about it? Yes. I thought about pulling the trigger from Lapstone and Hammer in Philly.

Great streetwear spot, bro. Okay. If you're ever down in the 215, Lapstone and Hammer, bro, check those bros out. They got it going on, but they were selling those guys at cost. Yeah, I like them. You pay an arm and a leg for those bad boys or what? They can get them for like $100. Pretty good deal, Tommy.

Don't talk about it, yeah. What are you wearing, Tommy? Don't talk about my shoes. It's on torso. Those are the ones I asked you to throw away? Yeah, these are the White Air Forces I bought a few months ago. They're destroyed. I'm going to clean them tonight.

What about on torso? On torso. This is from Uniqlo. It's a hot dog. Kind of cool, no? Yeah. Yeah. It's a hot dog. Kind of cool, no? Yeah. It's a little gay. Oh, well.

We got to talk. What is going on with this Titanic submarine? Looking at the photos. I have never felt worse for a group of people, but I go on Twitter, of course, and it's all viral threads about why we should make fun of them. What a disgusting app.

Yeah, it's because they're rich. They're rich, so we shouldn't feel bad that they're going to... They're feeling the worst fear known to man for the next 72 hours. They're definitely dead by now, I think. Maybe not. They said there were seven ways for this sub to surface.

They can't even open it. What is the deal? Why can't they find them? It's the ocean. How did they get off track? They can't be pinged. But didn't they know the general location they were going to? Two and a half mile area, I guess.

Put it out live! We don't have the tech to find that? I saw something that there's only three subs that can get to those depths. Oh, it's so far down. Coast Guard can't even get there. Yeah. Where is it?

Does anyone know? I think off of Canada, yeah. Oh, Newfies? Those are some of the nicest people in the world. Really? But can't they just give out the geolocation of where it could be? Couldn't they just make that public

and let the world crowdsource looking for it in the ocean? Right. You would think there would be a way with that amount of time. But if it's that deep, you can't crowdsource going that deep. Do you see what they control the ship with? Yeah, it's like a little PlayStation controller. An off-brand one.

It's like a Logitech Xbox controller with long sticks. But what's perplexing to me is that other people, like James Cameron, have gone to that depth and not only gone there, but brought another boat down there to film them going down there. There's footage of other people successfully doing it from the outside.

What went so wrong with these guys that they're billionaires? What corners were cut for these fucking billionaires to do this? That's what I'm saying, Ron. This company. What do you say, TJ? Very coincidental that a bunch of billionaires and one of their sons just happened to go missing in the ocean. I don't know.

Seems too coincidental to me. Did you see about the kid whose dad is on the ship? And he was like, but I know he would have wanted me to go to Blink-182. So he tweeted a picture of him at Blink-182. Wow. So he wasn't sweating the small things. Yeah.

I'm actually going to go. All right. That's a good note to go on. No, I have to go to record with Pepe earlier than I expected today. If you guys figure this shit out, please let me know. Or if you keep on going,

maybe I'll... Nah, the three of you won't possibly go for that long, would you? Just to say. Well, if I react, the three... We'll get Tommy to talk about what he did in these cities. I know.

A detailed account. Lifetime. Lifetime of airtime. Tommy's the male what he did in these cities. I know. A detailed account. Lifetime. Lifetime of airtime. Tommy's the male version of the idol. Yeah. You're just like the biggest star in these cities. Just get in your... Spread your tiny little cock hole for me.

Get in your box eating. You're getting your cock eating in the back. Yeah, you don't get your dick sucked. It gets eaten. Yeah. Cock eating. Eaten. Slobbered hole.

Take my dick out. They're eating like corn on the cob you're spinning. No, the submarine has been like giving me nightmares. I just found out about it this morning. So I haven't had time to have a nightmare about it yet. Look at the photos of the interior of the submarine.

Yeah, I know no i saw that they're horrifying yeah i don't know why you would i mean again not that you deserve to die but i don't know why you would even agree to go into that just to see the fucking a shipwreck of the titanic a lot of like the parts he bought for the sub were from like camping world see that's something that i would pay to do but but not for that risk. Apparently the waivers you sign do they do those tours? They bring a death a lot on the waivers. Yeah, then I wouldn't do that.

But they call everybody on-ship adventurers. They're funding... They call themselves scientists. That's the only window and it's right in front of the toilet. Oh yeah, I didn't even... Where is the toilet? It's right in front of that uh there's there's a twitter video that's fucking nuts is there is is there a captain or is it just the five no that

that's a really good question somebody has to be controlling it right who's controlling it with that xbox controller there's the xbox controller and then there's an elevator down button that just brings you down. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So people are saying they're dead now. They're already dead. Is it?

They found them dead? I think it's official, right? I don't know. I think they have oxygen until Thursday. Unless they're panicked and breathing quickly. That's so scary. Yeah. Who would you want to be stuck in there with? Probably like a religious figure. Unless they're panicked and breathing quickly. That's so scary. Yeah.

Who would you want to be stuck in there with? Probably like a religious figure. Someone who's tough. You think religious figures are tough? Like a 23-year-old young... Hindu... Woman. And Buddhist people are the toughest people in the world. Really?

Yes. Mentally? Do they world. Really? Yes. Mentally? They not fear death? No. They don't let their dopamine get too high. They're the ones who centralize their dopamine. Are you going to try to be Buddhist? Yeah.

Huberman jacked their whole swag. The Hindus. Cultural appropriated them? Yeah, but then, have you seen the Huberman sub as of late? It's a nightmare. It's a disaster. It's a disaster. It's a disaster of parody and satire. I hate everything about it.

I'm on that sub to discuss things academically, and they have ruined it. It's your fault. Disgusting embellishments, and I probably, in satire, it's gross. It's your fault. What? It's your fault. It's not my fault this needs to end

with you getting on his podcast his greatest i'm not even look i don't i'm not looking up to him he didn't invent these strategies i have tips for him subscribe to his newsletter he's spending way too much time on social media i have tips for him i tried some of your uh i tried a little dopamine i last saturday i was in new york city went out with my friends for four hours left my phone in my apartment five hours six hours it was incredibly freeing i really enjoyed it i got back to a text from rudy asking if i wanted to hang out i already needed you at that moment yeah i was like sorry i didn't have my phone for five hours and he said what a stupid excuse i was like it sorry, I didn't have my phone for five hours. And he said, what a stupid excuse.

I was like, it's the truth, man. I'm on the KB kick. Everyone's doing it. I was looking right into the airport in an Uber trying to find somebody wearing purple shoes. Couldn't do it. Not hard. Tell them. We saw the most purple shoes in the world at the Bronx Zoo. As soon as they enter your mind, you'll see them everywhere.

The Bronx Zoo? Yeah. Yes. It was at the D-Hole station. Yeah. You ever seen the D-Hole, the animal? Dickhole? No, it's just D-H-O-L-E.

I think it's probably Dole, but I read it as D-Hole. They had rusty auburn D-Holes. They had brown D-Holes. It's a type of animal? Yeah. Nick, let's say our favorite part of the zoo on the count of three. All right. Three, two, one.

Giraffes. What a species. Giraffes at the Bronx do hit extra hard. What a fascinating species. They should not exist. You ever watch giraffes fight? Oh, they're smacking their necks. They smack their necks.

Kyle, you guys don't like them asleep? They tangle up their neck like a cord. No, giraffes fighting is exhilarating. The sound it makes is, look at this. We got to fight? Oh, my God. It's all neck. I mean, what else can you do?

They're majestic. I don't throw that word around lightly. They were just pacing back and forth. They look fake. They're huge. Babies are six feet. The baby comes out six feet. I've never seen anybody throw neck like this.

Should have been in key west what is the scene in key west um so we flew into key west uh we were actually at the hook fishing store shout out hook they sponsored the trip as we were there buying uh fishing merch for the trip the gay pride parade came right by us i just can't escape it finds me gayness uh like a like a magnet and yeah you moved from the most gay street in new york to the newly most gay street in new york you think there's any sort of coincidence everywhere tommy moves is the gay i don't want to say but yeah recently i was living for the last couple years living on the most gay street new york and then i just moved and i'm now still on the i'm pretty sure i'm in like the the gay area historically there is a like an actual gay street

yeah yeah wall monument yeah i couldn't i figured i couldn't live on gay street actual gay street uh but yeah key west is is i don't know we were in a couple keys over on marathon which was kind of really nothing to do that's key west yeah but how how were you as an outdoorsman i was better than they expected you know i think oh tommy he's a pussy he's weak he's nothing he's frail but i jumped in the water with the yeah his nose is big uh but i jumped in the water with the uh with the goliath groupers the nurse sharks and uh at first they were like oh yeah like it's fine just jump in and then an hour later the the crewman why is it fine because those type of sharks don't bite i guess or they're not really that big and they're like oh yeah sharks just

want to approach humans there. But then an hour later, one of the crew people is like, oh, yeah, I never jump in. I just figure it's too dangerous. There's just no way you know that definitively. Is that thing – is it upside down? It's a goliath grouper. That's me. That's you.

Yeah. That's a goliath grouper. And me. Shirt on. That's me sydney and uh yeah well listen the guy also had a shirt on like the official guy that was swimming left his shirt i didn't want to get a sunburn that's a really artsy picture i took uh that's me again i have a hat on there and that's a shirt you wore in the water and that's a palm tree yeah that's the shirt you wore in the water? And that's a palm tree. Yeah, that's the shirt I wore in the water. Or a hooded. You wore a hoodie into the water. It's to protect from the sun. That's me cat.

The shark attacked the boat, and I caught it. I love how you didn't even think of turning the volume. Well, I did. I didn't think about it for a while, but I wanted the hoes from the boat. So I figured, you know what? They'll just think, oh, I misheard that. That's fair. Not that it's backwards. What is this?

Oh, that's me reeling in a Goliath grouper. That really was quite sore. What? You're thrusting. I'm a blogger. Well, you wouldn't. My future is much brighter. That's Hannah.

I got him. That was RJ. He was one of the crew people. I got him. Tommy. Yeah. It's whatever. All right, bro.

Same thing. Ready? Yep, yep. Grab that. Grab that. Just walk it over. So that's what you want to do is you want to use the motion of the boat in the water you really want to use the motion of the boat

and just really ride that momentum that fish it's dead no it's already dead live it's alive you have to throw them back you're not allowed to keep them because it's an endangered species they knew what they were doing they get the hook out of the mouth they put it back no fishes were harmed is it a like a You have to throw them back. You're not allowed to keep them because it's an endangered species. They knew what they were doing. They get the hook out of the mouth. They put it back. No fishes were harmed. Is it like a violent fish or just big?

Just big. I don't think it's violent. I don't think it would do anything to a human. At least that's what I was told. Che, what was your biggest W recently? Che, what was your last big dub? I don't know. I was just in awe of the size of that fish.

It was pretty sweet. Yeah, I feel like you're due, though. That's exciting. What? That I'm due for a dub? When's the last big W you've had? I don't know. Maybe going back in a due. That was a couple weeks ago.

What about the last big L? I don't know. Did you have something in mind? No. You seem like a WL guy like Tommy. It's like a sick run hot and cold. Yeah. Yeah, you guys never stack Ws.

Well, I mean, we do stack sometimes. But you have big Ws. Yeah, you have huge Ws. Huge Ws, don't get me wrong. But you don't stack Ws. Okay. I have a stack of size 12 Ws. You have a size 36 Ws.

Nick, stack of Ws like the filing cabinet in Vermont. Right. So there's a difference between stacking and just attaining Ws. Sure. Right. It just depends. Would you rather have a huge W but with some Ls or just a bunch of little dubs yeah that's fair i've always been very cyclical i think i'd rather have a bunch of huge like memorable w's than regular size

it's a good debate let's let's try to relate it to sports. What would you rather have? Who's had the most cyclical rollercoaster career as an athlete? Now that's a good question. Che, what quarterback? Grant Hill, maybe? With injuries. Yeah. But he was the best, then he was a boss, now he's good again.

Then he stunk, and then he revived a bust, now he's good again, then he stunk, and then he revived his career in Phoenix. Maybe Eli Manning? Not the best career. This guy's walking like he's way fatter than he is. He was walking like a tub of lard. He's not that fat. He's not even fat.

He's not fat at all. He's walking like obese. Jay, can you go snag him? He's trying to steal valor, yeah. Stealing, yeah. Yeah yeah he was walking quite a little pull him in here i think eli manning might be the answer i think that's a good that's a good one because he has two massive w's one of my casual fan like me i just think he had an incredible career i think he had a pretty pedestrian be a hall of famer but and i as a giant fan i love him i think he's underrated but. He'll be a Hall of Famer. And as a Giant fan, I love him. I think he's underrated.

But, yeah, there were a lot of years they missed the playoffs. He would throw 25 interceptions. But then he beat the 18-0 Patriots. He beat them again. He went to Super Bowl. That's what I'm saying. Everything I see about Otani makes him seem like the best athlete of all time. What is the deal?

He might be. Why does he not get more credit? He is, but it almost should be talked about all the time. He plays for the Angels. He's a pitcher and a hitter, and he's incredible at both. Why isn't he getting more shine? He's getting a lot of shine. He's not even like an L.A. public figure.

Yeah, I think the Angels is who he really cares about. Wow. I believe he's minus 500 to win MVP. Yeah, he has a legitimate chance to win the triple crown offensively. Highest average,

most home runs, most RBIs. And then he's also just an incredible pitcher. Is he the best athlete active right now in the world? I think he has to be, yeah.

But it doesn't seem like it in the chat rooms and the tabloids. Well, one is that it's baseball. And two is that it's the A's. Baseball is so popular. It is. He also hasn't had any – he's never been in the playoffs. So I think –

He – like Mike Trout was the best for a while. He's for sure better than Mike Trout. He's a better hitter and he pitches. Yeah. Well, you could – And Mike Trout – This year he's been a better hitter than mike trout you can make the argument mike trout was compared to like babe ruth yeah years ago what

level of pitcher is he he's a great pitcher like like all-star pitcher yeah he's an all-star pitcher and hit yes he's elite at both things it does ERAs mean anything to you? I know what they mean. Do you know what a goodie is? Yeah, I would say three and a half. Yeah, he's throwing up sub-three ERAs. Yeah. We've got to get him some more credit.

Get on that. You're going to put people on to Shohei Otani? I think I need to. My best put-ons are on to Shohei Otani? I think I need to. My best put-ons are people like Shohei Otana. I need you to... Do we lose him? Yeah, where did that fat tub of water... How could that fat fuck get that far? He's not fat.

He'd probably sprinted away like a skinny man. Steven's asking which way he went. Do we want to... Can we pull the tape and watch it? He had to have been a... He was trying something. I get what he's doing. It's like wearing vertical stripes.

It makes you look skinnier when you walk like a fat man, but actually aren't. He was walking like somebody that ends up getting fused to their couch. Yeah, the threads stick to their skin. Yeah, intertwines. He was walking like Gilbert Grapes' mom. He must have went out to lunch. Go figure.

Of course. Tommy, I need you to run your feat that you accomplished yesterday to Kyle. Oh, yes. So it's a lot of chatter. I threw the perfect game on the Ox yesterday. He said he threw a perfect game on the Ox. I saw the songs. They were the safest selection of popular songs.

Oh, so safe can't be perfect? You played songs with, every song was probably over 50 million. That's the perfect playlist guy, but don't flex it like it's some curator. I'm not. Listen, listen, listen, listen. People are like, oh, you need to play. Fuck. No one wants to hear songs that nobody knows. You made a now scene. I agree with you.

The vibe we were in. I agree with you. I think you could do that. Don't brag about the playlist. You could have played best songs of the last... Who was in the car? Listen, it's the order. I feel like people aren't talking about the order enough. How did you transition? What was the order? This is the exact order.

Strategic? Yes, it was. Let me feel the vibe. No way that was strategic. Did you do this on the fly? Yes, on the fly. So I haven't. It wasn't strategic.

I have a playlist called Ultimate, which has a bunch of crowd. I have good. I have really good. I have better. And then I have ultimate. What's the point of good then? What situation is good called?

Good is my most listened to. But it has the most. Doing similar shit. But then if you want to get it to better, you have to go to that. No, no, no. You had all I want for Christmas is you. Yeah, and then a milli. Whoa, wait.

What is your riskiest song on this? None of these are. So, Power Trip almost lost the car. Power Trip. But, I mean, I didn't need to take risks. riskiest song on this none of these are so power trip almost lost the car power trip but i mean i'm not i didn't take i didn't need to take risks i threw i threw fucking 100 mile per hour fast balls all game and nobody could touch it that's i didn't need to take a now listen am i saying i have the most unique taste in music of all time no we're on a three and a half four hour car ride back in massive traffic from the hamptons. People wanted to sing. They wanted to hear songs they loved.

And that's what I fucking delivered. And you end with sexy. Can I? I mean, come on, come on. You, you save cry me a river and nowhere for that late.

Did you have, stop, stop it now. Did you have replay by I as replay by I as, right? That changes things. What are we doing here? If you were, I had, I want it that way to no hands by walk. All right, that changes things. What are we doing here? It's just banana.

Wait, wait. I had I Want It That Way to No Hands by Walker. All right. No Hands might have gotten the biggest reaction of the whole car ride. That's the type of shit I was pulling. I heard that there was one song that really people were just like, ah. Yeah, it was Power Trip, I said, by J. Cole. You know, I like the song.

I did think about removing it. And here's the other thing. I had ones queued up that I removed, and I said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. This one's going to be a little bit too risky. And I would remove it right before I was about to get up. Join us. That's the Waves by Kanye and Chris Brown. Yeah.

I love that song. I have to say, um, okay, first of all, I have my notifications silenced for Nick. You're about to say you had your notifications on for me? No, I have it silenced for Nick. So when Nick asked me to be on the act, I missed it. Sorry. Because I know all the listeners are really disappointed. They were.

I just have to say, like, it must be such a slow day. Like, this company, if we've been talking about Tommy's playlist. No, we just started talking about it. We just started. Just started. Okay, okay. Because, like, we guys were talking about Tommy's playlist. No, we just started talking about it. We just started. Okay, okay. We talked about World of T-shirts. We're about to talk about Gable Stevenson too. Oh, tell me about him. Yeah, so he is using... We'll just wrap up. Perfect game.

No, no, no. Vib said it was a no-hitter. Yeah, I'm gonna say the ball was caught at the wall on Power Trip. For 52 songs, that's the other thing. A perfect game is 27 outs. I had to get 52 outs. 52 for 52.

Come on now. Come on. Don't play with me. I have a song on Spotify. My only playlist on Spotify is called Orthodontist, and there are songs I remember hearing in the orthodontist's office. Drops of Jupiter? You told me you have, because I have one too, a cringe playlist,

a list of the cringiest songs. Yeah, I do. What does that mean? Just songs that are like. Like songs like Hey Soul Sister or. I like that song. What was that best friend song that came out? You like that song?

I think of like Bed Bath & Beyond, like Department Store. Bed Bath & Beyond, you're going to hear Drops of Jupiter. The worst song is that song by Nicky You-Your What is that? I got my head in I got my head in the sunshine I got my head out the sunroof No, that's a new song

That's catchy Yeah, but it's safe Here, I'll pull out my cringe playlist Oh, Jar of Hearts is on. Here, I'll pull out my cringe playlist. Oh, Jar of Hearts is on it. Oh, I love Jar of Hearts. Booty. Anything.

Sara Bareilles, all bangers. No, Brave. I'll be the king of anything. It's called Cringe 5000. Here we go. Cringe 5000? Yeah, it's the name of my playlist. Jar of Hearts, Hey Soul Sister, I'm yours. Bubbly, Raise Your Glass by Pink.

Can I read you- Those aren't cringe, those are good. No, can I read, Bubbly, Raise Your Glass by Pink. Can I read you? Those aren't cringy. Those are good. No, can I read you the lyrics from Raise Your Glass by Pink? Sure. Oh, don't get, let's get. Oh, it's good. It's good.

So, right, right, turn off the lights. We gonna lose our minds tonight. What's the dealio? That was 2011. I love when it's all too much. 5 a.m., turn the radio up. Where's the rock and roll? Party crasher, panty snatcher. Call me up it's all too much. 5am, turn the radio up. Where's the rock and roll? Party crasher.

Panty snatcher. Call me up if you a gangsta. Oh yeah, that's bad. Don't be fancy, Jessica Dancy. Why so serious? Oh, like the Joker. Was that post-Arknight? Had to have been, yeah. Did she write it? We'll look at who wrote it.

Ed Sheeran. Whoa! I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Alicia B. Moore. No, she didn't write it. I don't know her. Well, what's her real name?

Pinks? Is it Pink Johnson? Her name's Pink Johnson. Yeah. I don't know her real name, but three people wrote it. Carol, you have a good singing voice. You can sing. What is the social etiquette?

When can you break into song? Oh, this is actually very big. Not talked about enough. Kyle and I went... I'm sorry to interrupt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to a cabin, and one of the people there was a very good singer.

And they sang. They were looking for any excuse to sing. Yeah. We were playing this truth or dare card game, and we caught them palming a card where you had to sing your favorite song. Yeah, and it was super whack. I would do that.

Despite being an incredible voice, it's tough for you guys. You have to hide all the acoustic guitars when those people are around. Are you one of them? No, I'm not, actually. You kind of have to make it half ironic, so it seems like it's a comedic thing. Or do you just go full-on belt your favorite song no you have to it's so weird to me to think that someone like what if i was like oh like they pulled the card and we're like yeah like you know it's very it's very theater

kid i'm a theater kid but i it's very theater kid you always try to spring spontaneous karaoke like let's do karaoke okay yeah i do that I do that. You deserve to get something. Like, let's go to, hey, what are you, do you guys want to do karaoke after this? I do love karaoke. You're not a good singer.

Well, I'm not horrible. Will you give us a taste? No, I'm not horrible. Tommy, you're dog shit. Tommy, can you do Jar of Hearts? I am not horrible. I mean, I know my

fucking vocal range. I'm not going to sing Jar of Hearts. What's your vocal range? I know he wants to sing Sinatra. Can you please sing I Did It My Way? Oh.

Well, if you insist. Come on. Put some music on. Here we go. I mean, I'm not good when people are around and stuff. So you're good alone? Very good. Says who?

Oh my God. Summer of 2015 around the house. I could not stop singing around the house. No, no music. No music. No, don't you want? Makes you sound bad. All right, fine, fine, fine.

All right. Okay. I missed the beginning. Okay, here we go. Wait, can we go to the part? No, come on. Start with regrets. Start with where it goes, where he says regrets.

I've had a few. Why? Is that your best? That's where. Okay. Yeah, yeah it goes, where he says regrets. I've had a few. Why? Is that your best? That's where. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So this is American Idol audition.

Regrets. No, this is bad. I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention. My friends, I'll say it clear. No, see, I'm not good on the fucking microphone. You're not bad. You're not bad. Without a mention.

That's all I needed to hear. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and every highway but more. Much more than this. I did it my way. I mean, not horrible. It was better than I thought. Yeah, thank you. It was pretty good.

This is the exact tone I was with World of T-Shirts golfing yesterday. Hey, man, that was really good. Fly me to the moon. Wait, now Tommy's not going to be the guy who doesn't stop singing again that's but i know that's my vocal right you're not horrible feeling is i can as i sing frank sinatra and people say oh that wasn't bad that's the best compliment i'll ever get the best thing about when you sing is that your eyes just kind of like glossed over and you just kept looking around it's was like warging in Game of Thrones. It was pretty,

it was really good actually. Really good. I feel like you're being sarcastic. Okay. I've been, okay. It was good. You're not getting,

you're not getting any, you wouldn't make it to the second stage of America. Would he go? So he's not going to Hollywood. No, but I wouldn't be laughed at. I think maybe I get two no's and a yes. I think you're a,

you're a comeback next year. You're a comeback next year yeah that was good andy jackson would see your potential and say hire a vocal coach but it would be a no from him dog paul abdul would be like oh sweetie i'm sorry there's no she'd say yes no no because simon would say no first and then she wouldn't have to vote it it would have been a no. Right. I could tell myself it was 2-0, yeah. Okay, cool. I think you're the level of singing that, if you were trying out for American Idol, would not be televised. Yeah, definitely would not.

I probably wouldn't even get to the, like, apparently there's auditions before the auditions. Yeah, I've done them. I did not get in. You've tried singing competition? I tried to audition for American Idol, like, in 2018 or 2019. I did not get in. You've tried singing competition? I tried to audition for American Idol like in 2018 or 2019. I did not get in. What is your Hall of Fame singing moment?

I won $100 at a karaoke bar for singing I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston. Is that your best song? I'm going to be dead honest. You have to sing it now. Yeah. Is that? Yeah, you're going to have to. Okay, okay. You got to get the karaoke. You need an excuse. You have to sing it now. Yeah. Is that? Yeah, you're going to have to. Okay, okay.

You got to get the karaoke. You need an excuse. You got to get the karaoke, though. I feel like I've only ever heard you sing, like, funny for your stand-up sets. I've never heard you sing. I mean, yeah, but why is that different? You guys don't have a good... It's very different.

Because, like, there I'm listening, I'm like, is this funny? Whereas here you're listening, is this good? Oh, you can't, like, you can't... Now I have the thing up. So you can't see the difference in voice? I'm just saying when you're at a comedy show, I'm less concerned of is this person singing well and I'm more concerned for the jokes.

It's kind of like a loophole to be perceived. When you listen to Lil Dicky rap, you're not like, wow, that's good rapping. Lil Dicky is a good rapper. I like his voice too, very melodic. Mr. McAdams is the best song I've ever heard. Mr. what? Mr. McAdams. Is that new? It's a deep cut. It like his voice, too. Very melodic. Mr. McAdams, the best song I've ever heard. Mr. what? Mr. McAdams.

Is that new? It's a deep cut. It's from Dave. It's from the show. Oh. Unbelievable. Oh, this is me. This is so annoying.

Yeah, you have to do it. No. You can't do it bad. This does have no guidance. No, I don't think it started. Don't turn it into a joke, either. Should I go to the chorus, or do you do the whole thing? I'm 100% sincere singing intent.

The whole thing or should we fast forward? The whole thing. I'm just so embarrassed. Okay, I'll come in at the next part. Okay. The microphone might be loud. I don't even know how this... Yeah, shit.

All my colors for you. Okay, hold on. We got the next part. She's better. Can you and Tommy alternate lines? Yeah, Tommy. I don't know. Tommy, this is you.

Matthew, just read the lyrics. Read. I need to hear them together. I mean, I would need a duet. I don't know how fast. I start and then you go. I don't really need to look very much further. I don't want to have to go where you don't follow.

I won't hold it back again. This passion inside. Can't run from myself because there's nowhere to hide. You guys are both pretty good. Don't let me close one more door I don't wanna hurt you See, I can't do that to you. No, keep going. Keep going.

Stay in my arms If you dare Or must I imagine You there That was my worst note there. Walk away from me now. I have nothing, nothing, nothing. I can't tell you.

Both of you really good. Wow. That was good. That was good, Tommy. Keep it going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were very good. That was good. That was good, Tommy. Keep it going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were very good.

That was impressive. I like hearing people say it's oddly satisfying. No, it's not oddly satisfying. People have loved that for a long time. Oddly satisfying. You're a fucking moron. You're so different that way, Tommy. Most euphoric sensation in the world. You're so different that way.

You weren't even joking. No, it's dead serious. They should do things where people sing and everyone comes and listens. You know, I feel that way about jokes. I have this weird thing where I love hearing that. I mean, obviously, that's not a song that's in my vocal range. Totally. I don't want to be judged for that. You can sing one in your vocal range. That's very impressive song that's in my vocal range totally I don't want to be judged for that

you can sing one in your vocal range that was very impressive I just did my way I'm not running it back and forth pick a male female pop song I've overdone it what is the Shania Twain one? Just Give Me A Reason

by Pink Johnson the one with Kid Rock and who is that? Cheryl Crowe put your picture yeah that's probably that's not really my vocal range High School Musical? High School Musical The one with Kid Rock and who is that? Cheryl Cron. Oh, put your picture. Cheryl Cronograph. Yeah, that's not really my vocal range. High School Musical?

High School Musical. Breaking Free was my elementary school graduation song. Play it. It was a graduation song? Yeah. Kiss the Girl? What? Kiss the Girl.

No, Breaking Free. That's a good song. Yeah. Right? You don't need to do any more karaoke. No. No, seriously. Good stuff.

I'm green with envy. You guys want to sing one? Can't sing. Kyle? No, but I can sing. You sound just like Edwin McCain. Yes. Lifehouse, too.

And a little bit of fastball. Did you guys have graduation songs? What was your graduation song? It was supposed to be Graduation by Vitamin C, but we got punished because we bullied a girl, and so we had to graduate in eighth grade. What was wrong with her? Her name rhymed with something,

and so everybody called her that. So we got in trouble. Our principal was a nun, so she made us go out to the... What's her name? Kitch? No, no, no. I don't even want to say it. Every time I bring somebody up from the past, they find it. Was it Bunt? No. Her first name

and last name perfectly. Just say it. Nah. No, I actually don't. Yeah. She's a person. She's a person. Yeah. Yeah, so we had to go out to the national anthem. That was what we graduated to. Sucked.

Che, you got the itch? You want to sing? I could sing a song that I know. Yeah. Tommy's going to like this. Yeah, I might get off to this, Che. Oddly. Wish you were here, Pink Floyd.

It's a very long instrumental in this, though. Not very many words. I think it seemed okay in my car. I'm never near Caroline's. Stop it, guys. All right, go ahead. That's just one guy. Stop it, guys. All right, go ahead. That's just one guy. Stop it, guy.

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Ramifications of your own other flaw. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you're just Flub City. Find it near you. Damn smokes. Oh, God. I was throwing a perfect game too. It's the polar opposite of that country singer who caught the beer that was thrown at him with one hand.

That was cool. Should I still try to open it or what? Did you guys see that musical artist who got smacked with a phone? Bebe Rexha, yeah. Yeah. Is that a very popular artist? Bebe Rexha is huge. Your mom loves Bebe Rexha.

Mom? Yes. They threw a phone on stage and hit her in the face. Did you hear what the guy said about it? Yeah, he said it would be funny. Yeah, he said, why'd you do it? He said, I thought it would be funny. To throw a phone?

You see the video of the guy who was? Yeah, just like a butt sucker. It had to do with a butt. It's terrible. What happened to her? Did she get hurt? Did she get really hurt? Yeah.

She had a black eye, a big black eye, and she had to get stitches on her eyebrow. Did that guy get reprimanded? So I saw a video of an officer, a security guard, being like, who threw the phone? And this total creep was like, and they pulled him. And KFC's Minuteman says that she's pressing charges. She should. Yeah, she definitely should. Oh, that's terrible.

She should garnish his wages. Sue your ass. We heard it a few times. Yeah, he was steady with the sue attempts. Oh your ass. We heard it a few times. Yeah, he was steady with the sue attempts. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's terrible. He's in peace to BB.

Yeah. That's crazy. You guys ever thrown something on stage at a concert? No, I don't get why you would want to. No, that's like insane. Especially your own phone. Yeah, you're going to lose your phone?

Right. There's nothing else to throw? I tried crowd surfing at Blink-182. I crowd surfed at a Mayday Parade concert. Not through it, I'm blind. What? I crowd surfed at a Mayday Parade concert. I crowd surfed at a Pup concert.

Mayday Parade is great. What about Pup? What? Up rocks. Pup a Mayday Parade concert. I crowd surfed at a pop concert. Mayday Parade is great. About pop? What? A brocks. Pop? Yeah. Pop Patrol? UP. Who's that? I went to their concert up in Cleveland. Crowd surfed. I can't see you doing that. Big mosh pit guy too.

Can't wear the spectacles. Did you see the guy dressed as... It was a guy crowd... Fuck. Everybody's saying it's Sam Smith, but it's not. It was just a guy jumping off the stage and nobody caught him. Oh my god. Sam Smith?

They were saying it's him, but it wasn't. He was dressed as a snail or something. Oh well, I should have had more details for that. TJ. or something. Oh, well, I should have had more details for that. TJ, did you watch Quinn's live the entire time we were golfing yesterday? Of course. So there's no need to put the video out, huh? Yeah, he pretty much, all the jokes are out there and republished on other accounts already.

I know. I got a text from Tyler Miller who's like, nice Garfield joke. It was your joke, Kyle. It must have sounded like me. Yeah, I didn't realize he was filming the whole thing. I didn't really want that. I don't know what the relationship is there. That's a good-ass shot.

Not that. Me? What? No. I thought you wanted a good-ass shot. Not that. Me? What? No. That one he hammered. We let him drive the golf cart. He was whipping it. Oh! He loves his it. Oh. He loves his angles.

Oh. Where did you guys go? Skyway in New Jersey. You guys went to New... It's over there. Is that where Quinn is at? Quinn's name? Quinn? That's Josh.

Josh? Yeah. World of T-shirts name is Josh. Yeah. Okay. Is that where Josh lives? No, he lives in Long Island. Marty knows Quinn, and Marty, I guess, also had math with Josh in high school.

What? Yeah. They used to take tests together. Yeah. Yeah. World of math. We have replay. I was reading the ad when Tommy got tossed that high noon.

Oh, yeah, it's good. Is that on camera? No, it's on camera. I doubt it. It was. Oh, Viva La Stua already tweeted it. And you're getting destroyed already, Tommy. Fuck!

People want you fired. Right after I threw the perfect game. Well, I'm a made man now, so... You're a made man. You're perfectly fine. Tough luck. Yeah. Here you go, Smokes.

What the fuck? Did you do it on purpose? No. It hit both of your hands. It, like, fell down your body like a plink. You went like this to catch it. I did a one-handed catch yesterday. Yeah, just bad angle.

The issue was the microphone. Yeah. I don't think so. I'm sure that's what it was. The microphone was just badly in the way. Yeah, I'm sure. Great, now I'm probably going to get a headache from that. Oh, my God. These poor people. My heart a headache from that. Oh my god.

These poor people. My heart goes out for them. You still look at submarine stuff? Nothing but jokes about them. People are joking because they paid so much. The people trapped in the submarine? Who's trapped in a submarine? There's this five man submarine that went down to see the Titanic and it's just gone.

And it's the size of a minivan. They're joking. Controlled by an Xbox? Everybody's making fun of them a minivan look it's joking controlled by an xbox everybody's making fun of them because they were billionaires that went to go see this you're kidding 250 000 a ticket and uh they're just gone yeah it is funny on a bit it's real it is funny the different things on twitter where some people decide it's like this is off limits universally can't joke about it and other things we're just like let's get all our jokes and you watch the morality like spin in real time where one person will make a joke it'll go viral and then everyone's like oh we don't don't have to

feel bad about these people who are suffering the worst fate known to man yeah imagine they come back like they're able to be found and they're like, oh God, people must be pouring one out for us. They're devastated and they're like, you motherfuckers were going viral off our ass? Jay, can you find that kid

that like his dad's on the submarine and he's like, but he would want to go to Blink-182. You think it's like the real life, the menu

and like it was on purpose? Like we got all these billionaires in a submarine. They look like decent people. There's a poor, there's a 19 year old kid on there. No. You know what is okay

to make fun of? Barstool Nate not having an identity anymore. I didn't really read. Could you give me a quick spark notes on that? ID expired, lost passport, doesn't know where his birth certificate is, needs ID for a flight, has nothing. He doesn't exist. So where is he?

Here in New York? So this kid tweeted his dad's on the submarine, but then tweeted this. What does it say? It might be distasteful being here, but family would want me at Blink-182 show. It's my favorite band and music helps me. Wait, what? The son of one of the people

trapped is at a Blink-182 concert? Right before he tweeted this. Oh, stepdad. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, never mind. Sorry for wasting your time. I think he had one more tweet.

That is so crazy. He was like, at Blink-182, my dad's in a submarine, but I'm still at your show tonight. Yeah, upgrade my tickets. This is before they were trapped. He's a man upgrade my tickets. This is before they were trapped. This is before they were fucked or after they were fucked? After they were fucked.

How long have they been in the submarine? What the fuck, dude? Yeah, that was insane. You walk down these steps, across the platform to the elevator like a man much fatter than you are. Like the fattest man in the world oh shit well you used to be fat no i mean maybe like freshman year college i like i probably like

put on like 25 pounds but no you look good you're not fat but you walk like a jolly obese man i'm like really nervous right now because uh tc is playing today uh college baseball and so i'm just so that's probably it i'm just like head spinning right now but i didn't heed your warning i was like hey man you're the tcu guy i'm going there for man on the street for the championship game and you're like nobody's going to be there they're on christmas break don't go yeah i told you and well and well we also lost what by like 50 points like more yeah are you from the dallas area no no but so i played like football there so oh you did it was like a walk-on kicker yeah she played yeah walk-on kicker yeah yeah where are you from um so like san francisco

okay cool yeah like a um yeah just a tad bit north of there. He's like the mayor of TCU. How was your experience? What? Just like at the school? On the football team, how did you guys do when you were there? Not great, yeah. You still got the perks of all the... Yeah, totally. And I mean, all my friends, they all took that one extra year, which was last year.

All of your friends? Played on the team extra year, which was last year. All of your friends? Played on the team last year, so that was fun. Absolutely got their shit pummeled. That was the one game that that happened. How long until you text them? What, like after the game? Yeah. And what'd you say?

You say, zheesh. I honestly didn't even text them. Yeah, I don't think I would. No, no. Still, I don't think I would. No, no. Still, I'll love boys. What you did in itself

is such a feat that I'll never forget. Yeah, no, what you did is one of the greatest things that happened to me, not just you.

I wouldn't want to hear it. Is that the Kamala speech? I don't know. Have you seen the speech where she goes into, do you guys know what I'm talking about? No.

She goes into the locker room of some team. At Lost, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. She's like, what you guys did what I'm talking about? No. She goes into the locker room of some team. That lost, right? Lost. And she's like, what you guys did today was brave. Oh, yes, yes. What team was that? I saw it.

No, it was March Madness. It was like the HBCU, right? Oh, yeah, it was HBCU. Yeah. She was like, you guys sit out there. Brave. Yeah, and we lost by 30 points. Not as brave as being the first woman of of color in as a vice president but brave

did you get hazed uh not on the well on the team that um they like made us do some like stupid like video but it's like funny like not bad but but the frat hazing was was probably worse yeah it's the worst thing you had to do honestly Honestly, so we got put on whatever the term is, like two weeks into it. So I never got to stuff that was that bad, but drinking and stuff like that. Nothing where it was like – No asshole stuff? No, no. Nothing there.

But, yeah. I will – in the future, I'll think more about how I walk. It doesn't help anything. I think you're just stuck. You've got a fat walk. And not even chubby. What qualifies a fat walk? You were bouncing.

I heard a tuba in my head when you were walking. Go elephant. Manoli walks on the tip of his toes. We talked about that. I think he's sneaking everywhere. He is an excuse. He's sneaking. He is doing that.

I hear a tuba when you walk. Manoli, I hear the last two keys of a xylophone when he walks. Like a DD from Dexter's Laboratory. keys of a xylophone when he walks. Like a DD from Dexter's Laboratory. Yeah, exactly. That's how he walks. That's a reference I, and only I, I think would get. And then when Dexter walks, it's...

He's a short little guy. Can you do DD at my laboratory? No, I can't. I'm not an impressions guy. Never will be. Can you? Yeah, I mean... You don't not an impressions guy. Never will be. Can you? Yeah, I mean. You don't just ask that. Such an oddly specific impression to ask about. If he were to do it, how would it sound?

Quick question. If Nick were to do it perfectly, how would it sound? Oh, man. Do you want to watch? Are they playing now? Oh, yeah, go watch them. Yeah, go watch them, man. Good luck to TCU, man. Do you want to watch? Are they playing now? Oh, yeah. Go watch them. Yeah, go watch them, man. Good luck to TCU.

Yeah. That was so polite that he didn't ask to leave. Yeah, man. He's going to think about it too much. TJ, thank you. Thank you. thank you. Thank you. That's the funniest sound. It's a great sound.

Frank used to play that when Glunny would walk into Barstool Radio and it would make Dave crack up every single time. What do you search for that sound? Fat guy tuba song. Yep. I'll do it. Can you play the the Manoli walking sound?

I guess I'd... That's the last two keys of a xylophone. That's what I'd imagine. I don't know what that means. I feel like Dee Dee walking. Did you guys not watch that show?

Yeah, do whatever you're talking about. Do whatever you're talking about. Do whatever you're talking about. Do the DD walking. Do whatever you're bringing us back to. Just land the fucking plane. Okay, I'll land the plane, but I actually can't do it that well, I'll be honest.

Okay. Because I think he has a Russian accent. It's German. It's German. It goes something like this. DD, get out of my laboratory? Yeah, that was it. I see why you brought that up three different times. Okay, listen.

It's that sound they're looking for. Always trying to shoehorn that into conversation. It must be exhausting. Yeah. Anybody have an acoustic guitar around? What kind of dog is that? Is that a lab? Yeah.

Can you do the bark of a lab? Palming the truth or dare card. I dare you to do that accent. You know who else had a lab? Yeah. What happens? Three ads today. I must have known Smokes was on.

You know where you don't want to see Smokes? At a NASCAR event. It's a wreck. Yeah, I'll be there. Oh, fuck. on smokes is on you know where you don't want to see smokes at a nascar event well wreck yeah i'll be there oh fuck i guess you should read the ad then yeah uh yeah this sunday uh the ally ally 400 the nashville super speedway june 25, 7 p.m. Eastern on NBC. The Parker McCollum pre-race concert will be going. We'll have guitars and fast cars under the lights in Music City. Will and Taylor from Bustin' with the Boys will be honorary race officials for the race. And the new Barstool Bar in Nashville will be open to race fans all weekend.

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i want some more people to walk by there needs to be oh yeah they're there together here comes dawson and Manoli. Yeah, that sound is funny. That sound is funny as fuck. Yeah. Tommy, you were in the, I didn't listen to it yet, but you were in the Big Booty Mix? Yeah. In what way?

It's a drop from when I went to uh their show they premiered big booty mix 22 in boston and i went there to do man on the street and it's a little drop from that video where i just say to this guy you wouldn't know it's me unless you know it's me it's you talking i say it's like the end of us if you want to pull it up it's at uh 35 50 and big booty any of the comments mentioning your drop or just more about the mix? I didn't know about any comments. I got tweets about it. That's how I saw it. And it's just me saying,

where is Gabe? And the guy says, I don't know. You know, you wouldn't know it's me unless it... Can you give us like a taste of it acoustically?

I think Sass is in a drop of a song and Mook as well. Mook is... Big Booty? No, not Big Booty. So give me the songs that it was mashed up. What were you in between?

No, it's right after... Acapella was. It's right after Enter Sandman, which is pretty sick because I like Enter Sandman, Mariano, Yankees, blah, blah, blah. Can you do the drop? Exit light into night. Off to Never Ever Land. And then where's Gabe?

I don't fucking know. Just me asking this kid where's Gabe. And he says. Oh, but no, it's the word Tommy smokes the word Tommy that's what you probably prefer yeah I would have liked I mean if no one knows it I had I had outright yeah all right yeah I if I I mean I have literally asked him maybe we use something maybe from my va God interview. Maybe a quote from there. They pulled, where's Gabe?

Pulled, where's Gabe? But hey, I'll still take it. Gabe, one of the members of the... No, it was this guy's friend. He was walking around. That's what they chose to use. All the Tommy quotes. Do you get a credit on the mix?

Like, are you a writer? I think so. But yeah, it's a good mix. Are you friends with Caroline with anyone who's made it in the music industry? Made it in the music industry? Someone who's popping off? I don't know. It's one of those things where I don't even know people that I know.

I follow a lot of, like, mutual follow with a lot of people in the music industry. I don't know what I've done. I don't know if I know anyone who's like killing it. So you did like theater and like chorus? Yeah, I guess so. I didn't go to school, so I didn't do any of that in high school. I only did it in college. So when did you realize you can sing?

I remember singing Kelly Clarkson's A Moment Like This when she won American Idol and being like, damn, I sound good. You had to figure it out yourself. But I didn't sing in front of my family until I was like a junior in high school. How long were you homeschooled for? Until I graduated high school. I long were you homeschooled for? Until I graduated high school. I graduated high school homeschooled. And you went to what college did you go to? I went to Oklahoma City.

It's like an artsy, small, like liberal arts college. Okay. So you've never really been bullied before? Just by my parents and siblings. Your parents? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you know. That's a weird weird uh kids kids in my youth group okay you were my group kids on my kids on my uh homeschool christian basketball team how were you guys were you good yeah instead of mvp

we got christian character awards and i got it my uh my sophomore year so the cca cca i got it my sophomore year yeah shit congrats christians Yeah, the CCA. I got it my sophomore year, yeah. Shit, congrats. Do Christians like that, do they not fuck with Catholics or what's the deal? Well, here's the deal. It's a stereotype.

On KFC, I said my experience and this guy was like, fuck you, like all these things. We don't fuck with you guys too heavy. No, exactly. Catholic, yeah. We don't fuck with you guys. We're by the book, yeah.

You guys bend a lot of the rules. Catholic gang? yeah no no no we don't but I think that there's a lot of people who would say that we do and like here's the deal religion is so personal it's like your coffee it's divisive and we don't really fuck what you're doing with the movement exactly and that's how we felt about you guys too

what did you not like about us? we were like oh God's not enough you guys have to have all these felt about you guys, too. What did you not like about us? We were like, oh, God's not enough. You guys have to have all these rules. Yep, we do. Do you guys have less rules? Christians have less rules because God died for our sins. You guys are adding all this stuff.

What type of Christian are you? I guess he's Southern Baptist. That sounds heavy duty. It's pretty heavy duty. They love God. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. And when did you realize, like, oh, this is pretty heavy. Like, this is

this isn't a regular upbringing. No, maybe like 14 months ago. Oh, fuck. You guys never won CCA your sophomore year? Nobody else here has a Christian character award? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no. I realize things were weird. Like, you know, we had, like, homeschool prom, too. And, like, it was weird. Wait a minute. You would do with other local homeschoolers? Yeah, but you didn't know. How did you ask them?

Or how did you get asked? Well, here's the deal. It's like you didn't really. So, like, okay. So, for example, I'm from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. There's a lot of us there, right? Yeah. And so all the kids from the Dallas-Fort Worth area go to prom together,

but you probably only know 20 other homeschool kids. You don't know all these kids. So you go, and you're like, we don't know each other. You know what I mean? Did you have a date? I had a date. Okay. Did you know him? Well, it's my brother date or did you have a date okay um did you know him

well it's my brother you just gotta ask um uh no no i had a date and it was like a boy on uh the christian homeschool basketball team that my brother was on of course and um but the thing about it is the chaperones who were our parents stood like on top of these podiums and looked down at us while they were dancing. And then we had a swing dancing competition during prom. Wow. And then we also played G6, but only the beat. Like, no lyrics.

Karaoke version. And there was activities. There was chess. You could play chess. Oh, my God. Was there prom king and queen? No, of course. Jesus is our king. Jesus there was like activities. Like there was chess. You could play chess. Oh, my God. Was there prom king and queen? No, of course. Jesus is our king.

Jesus is king. Yeah. And not the Virgin Mary. Those were those cats. Nothing. Nothing in that area is bigger than high school football. Nothing. You got Allen.

Except for homeschool Christian. You got Duncanville. You got Parish Episcopal. You got some of the best teams. Allen's big. And then they had that football. And they hire coaches coaches like college coaches but you know about the allen uh field and then it like caved in no well okay i don't know the exact thing if you're from allen uh but allen football which is

a massive football team in texas bought this insanely expensive field and then like a year to end they found out there were underground issues and it wasn't usable. But they dropped insane money on it. It's fucking nuts. That's the story, yeah. That's it. Jeez.

Jesus, literally. Could anyone here do Dexter's lab in person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know. Nick, can you do it? Can you get out of my laboratory? Do it, but do him singing Gavin DeGraw. I Don't Wanna Be?

Or what? Yeah, I Don't Wanna Be. Chariot. How's Chariot go? How's Chariot go? I only know I Don't Wanna Be. I don't know. Gavin DeGraw should have been bigger.

He was big. Based on what I know, yeah. I don't know. Gavin DeGraw should have been bigger. He was big. Based on what I know, yeah. I don't know how that works. What's your favorite Gavin DeGraw song? I like Chariot, even though I don't know how it goes. I think the only one I know is I Don't Want to Be. Oh, he has other ones. I believe in an old mother tree.

I said to myself, we all lost touch. My favorite fruit is... How did Jack Johnson get so big? What were you doing when you were listening to Jack Johnson? Like, you know, cooking. You're cuddling. I'm starting to get into country music a little bit. I'm dipping my toes.

Oh, Not Over You. That was a big one. That's good. I'm not over you. Huh. Shall we sporkle and call it? We can do a couple sporkles. A couple sporkles.

Yeah, a couple sporkles for the boys. Did you guys watch Smosh growing up? Yeah, I love it. Ah, religiously. They're the first thing I ever watched. Yeah. They just bought it. They bought the channel back, just announced.

Whoa. Wait, what was it? Fill me in. It was like an OG video. It was like the most subscribed to YouTube channel for like the first five years. Pull them back up. The food battles I love.

The pink donut I think was my favorite food battle. They lost their channel? They sold it to a multimedia conglomerate group that was going to help them with money, and then that group dissolved and basically left them out to dry. They're both back together. Yes. They bought it together. I'm watching the video right now.

That's really exciting. Super exciting. I had a Boxman t-shirt in like 2007. I can't even say his name. Ryan Higa? Higa, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, yeah. I loved it. He was a high school wrestler too.

Yeah, those were some of the greatest videos of all time. Yeah, it was him, Smosh, and Fred. Oh, Fred was big. I don't even remember PewDiePie back then. I looked up Fred recently. Old H3H3 was awesome, too. Yeah. Ray William Johnson.

Yeah, he was good. I forgot about those. That's the first viral. You guys ever see the Mario? It was a viral one about Mario goes to the hood or something. Remember Remy Gillard, the French prankster? Yes. He was legendary.

He was legendary. I wonder what he's up to. He was a hell of a prankster. I would hate to know that his videos don't hold up because I'm pretty sure they would. In my head, they're holding up. He was amazing. Was he the guy that had the big pigeon suit on and was shitting on cars? He would do a lot of that.

And he would go to jail often for the sake of the game. I don't even know if this was when YouTube was monetized. That's someone who loves that craft. I know you're ass-fucked with that Bassmaster. Loved it! He was ass-fucked. That's an easy call. What? Did you just ask? I know your ass fucked with Ed Bassmaster. Loved it. That's an easy call. What?

Did you just ask? I said I know his ass. He was a great prankster. I said it in a cool way. Who was it? Jack Vale? I don't know him. You guys have a big prank video.

Yes. Yeah. Who else was there? We pull up him. prank video. Yes! Yeah! Who else was there? We pull up him. He was a giant pigeon, right? Pull up Remy Gillard's highlights. Come on. Him in a versus battle against anybody.

He's the best. Yeah. Fuck it, Remy Gillard highlights. You've been seeing those TikTok trends. I won't. How are you? How's TikTok going for you? It was stagnant for a while, and then this past week, I was like, I'm just going to post a little bit more, and it's been better.

So I guess that's how it works. I don't know. Like, last night, I posted a video of being, like, last song for the Hawks for a perfect game, and it's got a lot of views. I don't know. People are... Oh, yeah, this guy just washed his car yeah these are still gonna hold up they have to this might be fake fuck yeah because how did he get him to sign the waiver to use this this is before that or wavers really oh, that's amazing My gosh

This is fake you think it's fake? Yes, this is fake. Yeah, it probably is. It's still funny, though. God damn it. Yeah, that was good. All right. Sparkle. Sparkle.

Sparkle. So it's a quiz we do. It's school. Okay. School. Except without your parents. Okay. It's a weird concept do. It's school. Okay. It's school. Except without your parents. Okay. It's a weird concept.

So our categories are, we'll start with Kyle. If you get one wrong, you're out. Oh, I'm going to be out. No, you won't. The categories are three terms for strokes under par in golf. Three Pokemon types added after generation one. Four original players. Kyle, can you read it? I'm the furthest. Four original

players suspended after Malice at the Palace. Four original flavors for Sour Patch Kids. Four colors for the game Sorry. Five Spice Girls. Five animals with strongest bite force. Seven Wonders of the World plus honorary member.

Nine states with no income tax nine movies featuring matt damon and ben affleck so if i get one of them wrong you're out for the whole thing i miss one yeah but they won't last this long uh but you only have you don't have to answer nine answers you just have to say one of the nine oh so i can go out of order yeah oh yeah i'm in yeah So who's first? Kyle Bauer. Start with me. And we're already.

Okay. Was it Snake? No. Circle. Circle. Three terms for stroke under par in golf birdie. Eagle. Tommy, wait.

Oh, sorry. Tommy's turn. So I got it right. Eagle. You don't have to go in order, though. You could jump around. No, I know. So I'm going to do

five Spice Girls Posh Spice. Or Posh. I'll go Baby Spice. I'm going to go Albatross. Albatross Spice. There's the star of the World of T-Shirts video, Coleman. I'm going to go

with Good Will Hunting. That's for a movie with Matt Damon. I'm going to go with Scary Spice. I'll go with Ginger Spice. No, why are you doing this? A real dickhead. It's also one of the only ones I have. I'm not going to say this.

I thought there was multiple Melels in the Spice Girls. I will not fall down this hole. I think original player system, I think that was Ron Artest. Come on. Yes. I'm going to go with Florida for a state with my win-come tax. Is Puerto Rico a state? Is it considered a...

Yes. Yeah, Puerto Rico. Psych, it's not. Oh, wait, really? No! No! Unbelievable. That's what you get for asking.

If these states, you should know them. Well, I didn't know. I know Puerto Rico doesn't have... Scold her, scold her. I know Puerto Rico doesn't have... I'm out then. I'll go Sporty Spice. Oh, there's another Spice. Damn it. I should have... Scold her. Scold her. I know Puerto Rico doesn't have... I'm out then. I'll go Sporty Spice. Oh, there's another Spice.

Damn it. I should have gone with Sporty. Oh, fuck. I don't know any of them. Do you want to use your re-entry pass? Oh, there's one? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, I'll go back in. I'm back in. Four colors. Four original flavors for self. I don't know that. Oh, yeah. Blue Raspberry. Oh, there's... It was Blue Raspberry. I don't know that. Oh, yeah. Blue raspberry. Oh, there's it.

It was blue raspberry. I knew that would happen. I'll take Texas. What are these states? I'll go green for the four colors and sorry. I'll go steel. There's a type added after generation one. Four original flavors for Sour Patch Kids.

Lemon. I'll go with red. Must be a color in sorry. Yellow is a color in sorry. I'll go cherry as a Sour Patch Kid. Oh, no! It's not one? I guess it's not one.

States with no tax. Is that Delaware? Oh, that's something else. Fuck! All right. Me? Tommy and Caroline are left. I kind of... Wait, so the nine movies, they must have

both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? Tommy, technically, if you get this, you win. Because there is no re-entry pass. Oh. I kind of feel like... I feel like New Hampshire has no income tax. What happens if no one wins? This has never happened before.

Oh my god, he won! Any more you want to add on? Maybe Vermont, those shit. Let's. Any more you want to add on? No, maybe Vermont. Those should... Let's try for the animals with the strong... Would that be like a crocodile? Hippo? Yeah, it is a shark. It's a serocodile.

Oh, that's sick. That's sick. That's like a chameleon air. You think a snake has the strongest bite force? A shark. The shark... One of them? It's hippo. It's got to be hippo strongest bite force? A shark. A shark. One of them? It's hippo.

It's got to be hippo. Great white shark. What about a grizzly bear? What about like a lion? What about like a stag beetle? I was embarrassed to try to touch this, but wonders of the world. It's like Niagara Falls. There's the natural wonders and the pyramids.

If we're in the trust tree, I've always been confused about the natural wonders. It's like the Gardens of Babylon. Now, there is an honorary member, and then it says 2001 list. It was like Niagara Falls. It's the man-made list. There's a bunch of different wonders. This is a man-made list? Great Wall of China?

I don't know if Great Wall of China is. Stonehenge? I'm wrong. Anchor Watt? I don't know. What about the Library of Alexandria? Isn't that one? The Colossus of Rhodes?

Is that what you're saying? The one in Mexico that uses a T? Let's reveal it. There was a recent movie with Matt Dinkins. Yeah, Air. Affleck. What else? A Field of Dreams.

Silent Bob. Jaguar. Yeah, those aren't too popular movies. Ficinizza. Christ the Redeemer. That's a wonder. Is that... Yeah, that's...

Colossia, I guess is the... Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. I forget what language I was reading. We could do one more. One more. One more, we'll call it. I appreciate everybody making these. Really cool.

All right. Thank you. I was about to say, what types are these? These are awesome. They're called grab bags. Capital Landlocked U.S. State. I don't know. Like, I don't know any of this.

Capital Landlocked U.S. State. Founders of Rome. Scandinavian countries. Pro Sports Hall of Fame locations. NFL bird mascot names. U.S. state, founders of Rome, Scandinavian countries, pro sports hall of fame locations, NFL bird mascot names, last six NCAA baseball champs, popular

apple varieties, Hawaiian Islands, Game of Thrones great houses of Westeros, and bonus scientific names for yaks. Let's do it. KB. Tommy won, so Tommy starts.

Let's go Cooperstown. Let's go Cooperstown. One word. That isn't right. I guess it is. You can't be doing these. No. Hmm.

Hmm. You fucked up already. Me? No, the person who made this. Yeah. Oh. What'd you have to do? Put NY?

I don't like that. Okay, Granny Smith for apples. I will go Stark for one of the great houses. Scandinavian Norway. I'll take Sweden. I'm going to Honeycrisp. This girl knows her apples. I don't know.

Denmark? I mean, it should be, but it looks like they're... Wow. It's fucking Finland. Fuck them, I guess. Is it? That's what it is? What? Fuck Finland?

Fuck Finland. Oh, 2023. Canton OH. Eagles. Eagles the Eagle? Eagles. This. This.

The mascot's name. Is it Eagles the Eagles? His name's... Oh it Eagles the Eagles? Oh. Eagles the Eagles. No, that's not my guess. That's not my guess. That's not my guess.

I'm making fun of Tommy. They want the name of the mascot? Name of the mascot. There's no way they want the name of the mascot. Nobody knows that. No, that's what I think they want. That's when you said Eagle, I said Eagle. Maybe you should try Philadelphia Eagles, which is a lot to ask. All right. He probably has a name.

See ya. Give me Honolulu. I'm out because this guy sucks. Hawaii Islands? Is that wrong? That's the city. I'm out. I'll go Oahu. O-A-H-U?

Springfield, M-A. I'll go Romulus. R-O-M-U-L-U-S. Is he not? Red Delicious. Red Delicious. Red Delicious. Actually, I owe you ass. I owe you all mess.

This is where it gets tough. Oh, Hawaiian Islands. Maui. Oh, fuck. He typed Hawaii. Type Maui? Yeah. I'll go Mississippi State. Gala.

Remus. R-E-M-U-S. I legit shouldn't be out right now. That's such bullshit. Hawaii. K-A W-A-I-I Or U. Man.

Shit. Lannister. L-A-N-N-I-S-T. These are just last names? Tyrion Lannister. Baseball. LSU had to win. Damn it. Baratheon.

That's game. Nice. Unless they won. Where's the Hockey Hall of Fame? Don't know. Toronto? Toronto. Vanderbilt's got to be a baseball school. Oh, yeah.

Reveal this. I'm curious. How's Ty to be a baseball school. Oh, yeah. Reveal this. I'm curious. How's Tyrell? These are fun. Why are you guys doing this all at Macintosh? What is your... Big Red. They wanted the actual names of the mascot.

Oh, that's ridiculous. Swoop's the Eagles mascot. Swoop? Somebody explain the triple landlocked U.S. state one to me. The states of borders are all landlocked, and the states those border are all landlocked. They'll border a great lake or an ocean. Oh, Great Lake doesn't... I think so.

I don't like that. Or maybe not. Nebraska. Yeah. All right. All right, Caroline, sign us off. Oh, shit. Fuck.

No, that's fine. It's a new wheel. Go right. All right, Caroline, sign us off. Oh, shit. Fuck. No, that's fine. It's a new wheel. Go ahead. Carbone? Yeah, I want to go to Carbone. Maybe we will. Ocean. No, we're just staying dry.

All right, thanks for hopping on. Yeah, guys, thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks for having us. The Barstool Yak. Yeah. Bye, everybody. Peace. Peace. you