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Episode Date: June 26, 2025

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Kyle what the yeah, I didn't even see what happened. What do you mean? What happened? What do you mean? What happened when we started you he looked enormous, and you were like leaning back. It was just I thought we were in the same pose What do you think I thought it was a like a visual thing? Oh like nuts like nuts. Yeah, I freaked out Yeah, that I can deal I get scared every time in these seats, so that's gonna. Yeah, I was free Jason Kelsey's tip popped out yesterday Do you see he was tucking did he tuck his tip above his speedo? Wait did he have a or was that a mic pack the waistband talk? I don't know it was when he he you're wearing shorts

And then he ripped his shorts to reveal shorter shorts. I was into that it was it was yeah knee-slappingly funny But like then the hit the tip of his penis. But it must have been erect then. I don't know. He could not do a soft waistband tuck. I think you can. He must not have been around Kate then. I mean, if you can, you might be lucky, but yeah.

I don't know, people are saying it's, it seems deeply uncomfortable. People are saying it's- He's gonna rip it off? Yes, those are already short. What the fuck? Where are the beers? Let's go. Look how good... But I think they zoomed in and he's tucked above.

Maybe he was all... he had adrenaline and he was all boned up. Horned up. I don't get how adrenaline does that to you. I'd be... like when I'm scared... So it goes away... oh! Happy penis day! Happy penis day. What is happy penis? What's you guys destroyed the average today? It would have been it would have been very similar. It doesn't feel like celebrating it without mark

I know I know how far does it go down? We know if he has he had a baby what do you mean? How far does it go to his knee? I guess yeah, Marv What do you mean how far does it go to his knee I guess yeah Marv All the girls I've just read what I saw online I can read your body language I can read yours, too Yeah, it's got a very live and long body small cocks small short small torso big shirt big ass big geographical brain though Yeah, not really ethical muscles. Yes muscles yes oh I guess you did miss me oh man that was that was tricky

and that was tricky yeah well you know Utah being I thought Utah was less populous than Arkansas so here's what I think that's just stupid I looked it up you I think you only know the 2020 census not 20 20 I looked it up it was they were never that was never the case. Damn, man.

Just a horrible blunder. What is penis then? Today is our average length penis of the show, the whole show, including Booth. Yeah. It's our average length. Somebody added up our dick lengths. We had a random, we had a anonymous bucket.

Oh, you guys already did this? Okay. Yes, but today's the day. Today's 626. Oh. up our dick lengths we had a random but we had a Yes, but today's the day today six six two six oh And that was the average link happy penis day guys. Thank you so much my parents anniversary one of the quiz Oh, yeah, we sold those stickers. I think some people have that on their car, which is I'll be damned if one person if one person has it on their car They have there has to be a breathalyzer inside as well You should have fans like take a picture if they see it out in the wild and send it in I just I don't know if it exists or no one's seen this I don't do you think it's on a laptop at least Was this sold yeah? I think it can we count how many like we've actually sold

We're gonna pay Pilar yeah, you should ask for speaking of breathalyzers Did you guys remember like whenever we first got into this office? There was like a really beautiful black Audi parked in the front and someone went to steal the car They bash the window out, but then there was a breathalyzer in there All that trouble it was one of what he just had it was no it was it was like right outside of where our parking Well, that's a problem. He was probably drunk. Maybe he was Stealing the car so then it's gonna do it wait six to six though. I know I know I don't believe it

I am calling I am what what did they say? Yes sniffing kissy cuz that is it's it's just Conveniently over the American average So everybody tried to basically give themselves like right above average but not so much. When I used the ruler I pressed it in into where like the fleshy patch above it was like. As one does. You guys like legitimately did this on your own time.

Yeah. Yeah everybody's definitely measured their dick. No but I mean like for this specific moment you were like all right let me pull the ruler out again. Real numbers too. It's not just me like being a kid in my bedroom. Growing up, you know how parents have the growth chart that goes up?

Mine went sideways. But it was just me doing the same line over and over. This is hilarious. You're like, babe, I'll be right back. Horizontal growth. Horizontal growth. Stay in my closet. You can see my growth.

Well, you know, you have a lot of dick that stays inside you. You mentioned the fleshy part. What the po? Yo! Not me. Not me. I'm telling you, I am fat. You have a lot of dick that stays inside you you mentioned the flesh part You push that fleshy part back as far as you can and there's and there's just more more I don't think that counts as dick if it's internal It's still I don't know man. It's still a part of the phallus. It's still all connects It's where the canal begins to how big was Dana's Dana. It was to your I think you're holding it right now I think he kept it in He just has a little button

Here's the deal though in a day and age when everybody on the yak obviously lied about their dick size Dana's truth is to be commended. No, I don't think Dana's telling the truth. I bet you it's monstrous. It's an inverse bit. He was convincing us it was smaller than we were giving him credit for. Yeah, I know, which I've never seen before. Absolutely wild work.

Absolutely wild work. It's funny. And to the credibility of the numbers, I think seven of the nine were below that number But then two of them brought the number. Oh shit Even with the blind I was the person that ordered but I don't know who's whose is whose Except for yours. Were you one of the two I got I get that energy from that picture I mean look at Titus's face and I get that energy from Che Che and yeah, exactly

You're really excited over that number on I get that energy from Che, yeah exactly. Che and Ty. Che, you're really excited over that number on the graph there. Definitely, definitely did the heavy lifting to get the hog average up. I just compiled it. That picture makes me look like I have a big size.

Yeah, Danny. I have to be a part of this. What's going on with Brandon's skin in that picture? Brandon. What an oddly lit face that is. Nobody photographs as well as they look, but he photographs pretty poorly. The pictures he took on the golf course the other day I had nobody point that he looks exactly like Greg Popovich oh my god Greg Popovich

post-stroke I love that moment yes that was a great my love pop he looks like he's a bad bad bad bad bad breath go to the other one when he has that when he has the towel wrapped around that is popovich that's that right there It's fucking Greg popovich a thousand percent. He looks like he's on castaway Slavic fugitive That's great, and that's what she sees no, I think that's more of his doggy face when the last time you Last time what he went to a doctor? Is he anti-doctor he could I don't know I just feel like that man has so many health issues have y'all ever gotten a

Like an adult body checkup yet. I did like a week. I've admitted the doctor Yeah, I'd rather not find out so I'm the person that'll tell everybody I'm like when's the last time Scares the shit out of me. I don't take any of my own advice. Yeah, I try not to go to hospitals Unless milkshake sickness, then I gotta go but Don't redheads have like weird like pain tolerance higher pain tolerance That's why I broke my arm the first time I didn't know and I went to bed and then woke up next day and then parents Well, I'm gonna go to the hospital. You're still hurting. I sure I was broken. When's the last time you wept? Yeah

Man, which one your teams lost it was when the Pac-12 got dissolved It's all the Pac-12 and they and they created unlimited transfers in college football, Liam, he just devolved into a puddle. Yeah, it was probably when, me and guys at UCLife and when Big Bro USC said, hey, we gotta take this Big Ten money. What? Seeing the witches.

Yeah. Seeing everything collapse right in front of me, that was probably it, good call. I think I'd rather hear you scream at the top of your lungs. I don't like screaming No, yeah, I don't like you loud noise. There's a few people we've talked about this There's a few people that would really weird me out if I saw them genuinely weeping you're one of them Dave Kyle I don't I I Feel I could handle you yeah, you could yeah, yeah. That would be a weird one.

When is the last thing that made you cry? Because it strikes you as a bit of an enigma in terms of what would cause that. Like last week when I missed the phone a friend, David, I went into my bathroom, I clutched the shower door handle, bit the towel, let it out.

I bit the hanging towel. And I didn't audibly cry, but I was Weeping And I was high. Oh it was my first time. It was like my decision to relapse on Cannabis weed And I got that question I missed it and I thought I texted you saying you good Were you already you already set up for a bit of that hiding that pissed me off? That's all I had I thought about that's that's my thing and it's gone I want to check in on you and look at I did you're biting the tile as you were texting me back

What's Danny checking in or smokes? It was Danny Connor because the answer was West Virginia, so I knew that hurt oh I mean it was it truly made me upset for the ages cry yeah Megan wins the last time you cried We actually like we will walk in on each other sometimes crying in this bathroom right here And you know somebody's crying because we like put our face like over the floor So that are like tears will just hit the floor and it doesn't look like y'all are so dramatic morning murder Yeah, I know I cry a lot so help me God if I slip in your tears one day and I hurt myself you might

You might be so we're so dramatic. It's insane. I First started doing radio in Baton Rouge coming from New Orleans and everybody hated me and I remember my birthday Lock it just going into my closet and just sobbing Yeah, just openly sobbing in it in the closet at the time smelled like cat piss Yeah, just openly sobbing in the closet at the time smelled like cat piss My cat had just been peeing and shitting in there. So there was a low moment, but look at me now What's the most embarrassing cry you've ever had when Chris Daughtry got eliminated? I was talking about the family stone on a movie podcast and

I was talking about the family stone on a movie podcast and that the scene with Judd T Nelson and what's her name when she's talking about cancer. I just I started crying talking about it on the podcast. Very openly weeping. Just not even watching it but talking about it. Talking about the scene. I was very hungover. Had a pelicans Christmas sweater on. Just weeping.

I've never had tears of joy, and I really want that. Really? Oh, wow. I had tears of joy this past weekend, and it actually was out of a movie. When I was on a Bachelorette, we were on the back of a boat, and a song came on, and in that moment, for some reason, no one had their phones out, we started singing it,

and it's the first time we've been together for a while, and it was like, the lyrics just started like clicking with everyone and we all started to cry like authentically and I was like damn that was actually the coolest thing ever and then a sun shower came down we all started seeing clarity from like 2016 dancing and the captain walked away and was like that gave me full body chills but I don't know whether to be scared of you guys that was cool anything else happen on that bachelor? Megan talked about Megan talked about this on I didn't know if this was fair to talk about yeah

you can talk about it, but like shortly because like Shit does happen and like that I felt really bad for this girl in the moment and like we really like Regardless we won't get too far, but basically Girl hadn't gone to the bathroom in quite some time Constipated constipated very constipated two weeks was like in two weeks Within like was in like excruciating pain and But put a suppository of her butt before a boat day. Which is insane behavior. I think that's the craziest. Just a crazy choice.

I'm gonna be locked on a boat for 12 hours today. I'm gonna shove something up my ass. Well the most confusing part was the boat had a bathroom. She was sticking with her ass. Regardless. What happened? She did a cannonball. Nobody knew that this was happening until it was too late.

And she shit by accident. And then absolutely panicked. When I tell you, there were like 14 boats surrounding us, filled with men. So she picked it up and yeeted this thing as far as. So she was in the water and she threw it. It was like crystal clear blue water. And it wouldn't float away from her.

You gotta be doing the pencil dive. That'd be so funny if it was curved and it boot't float away from her. You gotta be doing the pencil dive. That would be so funny if it was like curved and it boot-wragged back. I will tell you, I hate Megan so much. I will tell you though, I was telling this story and I was just like so shook by it and Kadek walked up to me and was like, do you mind if I tell you my shit story?

Sure Kadek, like fire away. And apparently there was like these three hot girls that he had met, never met met before they're on a boat This checks out already. Yeah, so he's like we get onto the boat and the docks like 30 minutes away They decide they want to go to this like small little island basically and he's like we can catch like Shells or like crabs and he tells the girls like go go look for shells. Basically. They were on a sandbar They're on a sandbar and he pulls off to the side of the boat and shits And he was like it was so bad, and it was just floating to the top so he was like

He did get away with it though They had no idea he said he hasn't told this story until like that moment And he's like pushing the shit away and like 20 seagulls just come down and attack the shit Did you imagine if you were any got away with it how good to catech shit would taste? So much like it's probably like fucking like steak and beer and burgers and chips He's an absolute fucking legend He showed me a video of him throwing up at the bar the other day and it looked like chef Boyardee was like coming out Of his mouth and I was like what's in your body?

It's fucking legendary Humanity restored yeah back to your good friend who you just publicized shitting herself Shout her out Absolutely not they I mean at the end of the day like it is what it is it is an embarrassing story But my thing is is we don't talk about, like as women, like everyone's like, oh that's not, like women are fucking gross. Like I've seen some shit, I've heard some stories. Wait, okay, there was another shit story

that happened with that though. And apparently this girl was on a date and something happened in the bathroom where she threw her shit outside of a window. What do you, you girls normally pick up their shit. Well this is like, I've heard some crazy, like normalized shit stories. Women are are gross, that's fine. What are we doing picking it up? Yeah Picking it up. I think that there's a panic because of how I would rather die Well see this girl threw her shit out of a window and that's landed on the guy's car

And the next morning they get in the car and they're driving and it starts raining and he puts the windshield wiper on and the shit On the windshield, what do you do in that moment? Do you look at your friend a little differently after she just Instinctively picked up her shit. I mean now I'm a loyal person. I'm like, alright, whatever I mean, I'd be I was still be friends. I'd be like that was kind of I mean, yes We immediately were like that was fucking insane in the water you a quick tidal wave she gave herself a saltwater enema She was panicking yes. She was just pure instinct at that point She was just desperately trying to get away from the situation who among us wouldn't have thrown our shit in a similar situation I just wouldn't have done okay. Yes

No bathroom boat An accident I would not have put a suppository up my asshole. There was no bathroom on the boat? There was. It was an accident. She needed the literal cannonball enema to finally get the two weeks of build up. Yeah, that's fair. It was like unplugging where there's just like dead fish coming up. No, honestly it was beautiful.

After that I don't think I went back in the water, I'm going to be completely honest. But, yeah, normalized shit. Ocean water, like water like germ wise has to be disgusting as is it has to be catered Yeah, it's not getting any nastier. I mean, it's diluted. You know fish it in there all the time. Yeah, but like I Don't know it has to be gross. It has to be as I get older the more and more I think about it I'm like this is like kind of scheme. No, but you can clean wounds. Yeah, I get in the ocean I love getting tossed and turned by waves. Oh, is anybody ever like the water shoes type of Family when I had to wait in the crick. Yeah, it's a crick shoe. Yeah, I had some crick shoes

It's for jacket. Yeah, sharp with needles Slippery rocks and needles. Yeah, the needles of children. I haven't seen Yeah, that's right. Wait should we do in an effort of a quality like you're saying normalized shit stories Should we do an average clit length? That's like a yeah, let's brainstorm more about how we can add to that Wait for Kate to get back and she's gonna do hers. We got Kate we'll be celebrating that in August Dave what's up? You've been mum um not a whole lot to say right now. Just enjoying Talk show the last time I shit myself. I actually was gonna say this um this is probably I think I've told the story on shows before but

It's like 2016 or 17 my buddy won tickets He was like the tenth caller on whatever radio station one Kenny Chesney tickets at Soldier Field so he calls me as if I want To go obviously I say yes, so go to the concert go out after we ended up back at his place later that night at like 2 a.m We ordered a local pizza chain that I don't want to say because I'm gonna shit talk them Yeah, everybody knows what it is. I'm sure just say a shitty pizza chain shitty pizza chain and the next morning at like 9 a.m I'm like alright. I'm I'm out of here I'm gonna go home so instead of calling an uber for some reason I Hopped on a divi and he lived in the West Loop and I lived in Ukrainian Village at the time and it's like

I don't know mile maybe halfway through the ride my stomach's just And it's broad daylight out. It's crystal clear morning, and it was so bad that I threw the fucking Divvy in an alley, and I shot all over my fucking why did you have to throw the bike in? So I I went into an alley I put the bike down and I hid myself in broad daylight behind Behind a dumpster. I literally couldn't I couldn't wait another second bad feeling it was the worst It was the worst feeling of my entire life so I like you just pick it up and throw it I it was not a bowl it was not picking throw this shit 92 miles up the whole time I thought you were talking about like the ones that

are you're in a cart pulled by people so I thought you just like the city like a city bike instead of a rickshaw Let me know if you see a gas station coming. Yeah, it was the I was like in pain I was holding it and it was not a shit that you could just pick up and throw it went Everywhere all over my leg all over I use my boxers and just throw on the same fucking whatever khaki shorts How much longer did you have until home? Five minutes maybe and then I remember I saw at that point I docked the bike and I started walking and it came back I literally I was in front of my front door and I couldn't I couldn't take another step because I was afraid it was gonna Happen again and eventually I got up to my place and there was just shit all over my legs How humbling was that five minutes it was?

I got to a point when I was walking home. I didn't even care if people saw me I'm like just please get me to a fucking yeah, yeah, you were you passed in no return It is what it were you bigger at the time cuz you're great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so how Marry is older back then I do age back older um not actually I might have been in good shape at that time, too How was how so how did your full body checkup go when when have you not been in good shape is that actually no? There's right post college like 20 yeah, what well is your weight? I got up to 230 one time and you're what so now I'm one five six five I just got measured five six and three quarters. That's all let's go

You just got measured Still at the house. Come here, David. We're talking about checkups. I am considered obese still. Wait, really? Yeah. Yeah, dude. You're obese.

BMI's fucked up though, dude. It's BMI. BMI's fucked up. It's just height by weight. Oh, okay. You don't even look that obese. See? But you're not morbidly obese.

That's the next step. So you used to be morbidly obese. Probably at one point. Yeah. Now you're just morbid and obese. How do you measure morbidity? Yeah, right. This is morbidly obese. That's the next step. So you used to be morbidly obese. Probably at one point. Now you're just morbid and obese. How do you measure morbidity?

Yeah, right. It's morbidly obese. I love how that is the medical term for the next step of obesity. And it's crazy because people still won't lose the weight. You are so fat that it's literally you're going to die. Morbid is how you describe like a very messy murder. They're like you're so fat we're comparing it to this crime scene.

Your body, you look like the gluttony sin off of the movie Seven. Yes, that guy. If you gain five more pounds you'll be morbid. Yeah morbid, that's gotta be a wake up call. But it ain't. But it ain't. But it ain't But it ain't Dude, I have um see you were saying on my last doctors. I got blood work

I have high cholesterol which like really depressed me that I have high cholesterol worried about eating too bad It must just be genetic. That's what they told me they told me it's all genetic for for that because I eat really clean and I got cholesterol through the fucking roof Through is it through the roof. Yeah, it was like bad. I need to get my check that you do It's a weird thing. I shouldn't I I went to get this like full body scan Partially to see like as like a show off to myself to see how healthy I actually am and then I got here with that. How'd that work out? That's

exactly what I did. I was like I've been doing well. That's honestly I'm like kind of joking but I'm kind of not. Yeah. What was more humbling the cholesterol score or the when you shit yourself? When I shit myself. Okay. Yeah. Next time you go to Turkey you can get a full I shit myself. Okay. Yeah. Next time you go to Turkey you can get a full body scan for like super-pig. Yeah, Ed did that, right? Ed did that, yeah. Did he get his results?

Yeah, he said, like, he's not cancerous. Well, that's good. That's kind of the baseline that I hope whenever I go into anything. Because, I mean, we're definitely, like, the older you get, every little wobble you feel in your body, you just assume that it's going be like, oh, no, this is actually cancer My issue is I google it and I'm like terrible idea Yeah, I did a blood test before though and it like basically shows you all of your levels like dopamine like Yes, they go through everything if you it was like a brain it was pretty expensive

but it shows you everything and like the way you're eating and like how it's affecting your body is huge because like when it Came down to it my doctor was like you're actually taking too many vitamins and like these are the ones you should be focused on because it can Throw all of your levels off and then that can lead to like anxiety stress It's just crazy the way that your body actually works and like that test was the coolest thing I think Ella just got it done too. I just don't want to know I just like I'm gonna die when I die, but it did I mean having a bad game. I don't need small changes, and it helps so much That's so much. I had to fill up a bag with air

I had to flip to like metal like a foil bags with air that they sent off to test my gut bacteria. What? I heard that's beneficial though. Yeah. Checking in on the gut. How do you test that? Everybody's all about gut health. Microproclinic.

Microproclinic. Yeah, supposedly it's directly connected to the brain. That's what everybody says. Gut health. Probiotics. But like the thing. Gut health is close to the godliness. We're always getting new superfoods

and new parts of the body that are like the core like control everything else Yeah, what's true, and what's not I have no idea what you put in your body? Affects the rest of it, so if you eat healthy you're gonna be healthier. That's the guy with high cholesterol. Yeah Liam what's your diet? Yeah, my body likes why you good so that's good You're a candy man. I am I I brought a milk of chocolate to the to the office today I haven't eaten it yet. Can I interest you in a chocolate digestive? I hated that I genuinely was repulsed by that Just if yeah, I didn't like good. I don't know how the British are you it's it's Liam it's good. It's like It tastes like an EL fudge joint.

No, it does not. It's chocolate. It's fine. EL fudge is light years beyond that thing. Chocolate's up here and you can't get light years above chocolate. I'm E.l. Fudge elf which clears that by Insane level and the thing about you and I and I and everyone else is our taste buds ain't the same They ain't we got different taste buds and that's okay. We should be normalizing that We're not all gonna eat the same I went to the Asian market with rush the other day and I got this, I have a picture of it,

but it was some lamb thing. I had to buy the lamb. It was incredible. It tasted phenomenal. It took me five minutes to chew it. I didn't have another bite. That's the first I heard of you eating like solid food. I always thought you actually had like the Buddy the Elf diet. Liam sends me every meal that he actually has. He does eat, but he asked me to go to that mark. That's weird. He sends you every meal. Yeah me me Me and Caitlin have a group chat with Liam and we talked like every single day. He also Liam won't go to a restaurant YouTube shorts of this guy Japan eat cuz I didn't know you Showed me this guy. Yeah, I just want to go to Japan

So I send the food and Caitlin's are pulled by it cuz you don't like eggs Also Liam is the most interesting person to go out to dinner with like it's genuinely a great conversation Also, uh, he won't go to restaurants that he doesn't like the name You yeah, if a restaurant has a bad name. I'm lucky he won't eat that Impression and they failed it. Yeah. Yeah, that makes perfect sense top of head we've had Wait wait what counts is a bad name though? I mean I'd have you'd have to tell me a name I'd have to tell you it's good or bad or Paige might have examples on deck

Well, it's spotted leper. I forget which one we use where you're like, I don't like it Abba you yeah That was the exact when I was yeah, he would not like he literally as soon as I said Abba and I was like This is my office. Yeah, but I hate There was a place in Vegas called skinny fats that Lukey and Mark you would get a lot and I would never eat it I hate that. Well, wait outside while your brother and father Back to the crib again when I was in Vegas. It wasn't really going outside It was too hot to bring it back to the almost yeah, but now that you're here you are going outside

Yeah, I almost died on the walk We also do martini Fridays And we'll get one martini at more Anthony's and Liam will get a full meal and we just watch Liam eat and then we leave. Liam gets a chocolate milk. We start our weekend. I didn't know you guys were living this hard. Damn. I invite if you want to go to the next mart anthony's Friday thing I don't know if it's happening. We wouldn't want to intervene. No no. Kyle do you know who Liam reminds me of? I'll give you one guess Chip the IT guy guy the Muppet

Man yeah one guess got a lot of pressure We have to do you want a hint yes Air Force's Belly Gang Cushing you remind me His Air Force's how often he changes his air he He refuses to wear his air forces more than two hours. He gets a new pair. He has hundreds of air forces. Yes, you remind me a lot of people. You're an OG belly gang guy.

I've been talking about belly gang Cushington for a long while. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, that's Liam. That guy. Mr. Cushington. I...

Oh, this is the guy that stopped traffic. oh, this is a guy that stopped you're a rapid you remind me of belly gang Cushing I got tagged in maybe 84 posts Last night this morning of him saying yo, that's that's you that's the Cool. Yes He stopped trap where's this Houston or something? Oh, I don't know stop an entire interstate to film this Floridian or Atlantonian yeah That looked like some you guys know more than me I mean but also if he does that in Houston he's gonna get murdered

That's all yeah. Yeah, you probably right. I don't know the fitted that in 2025 Can we check where he's from booth So I would like to know Liam you remind me of Tormin Giants Atlanta There we go Fucking nailed it he must have like strong Atlanta ties to be able to shut down the interstate like that Imagine being late to work cuz a belly gang Cushington That's a good excuse. I think they'd believe you. I'm sorry Bellington I might have to use that excuse for when I'm late to work because of belly gang Cushington. I honestly, I- That's a good excuse. You think they'd believe you? Hey, sorry, Bellington was down the road today again.

I might have to use that excuse for when I'm late to things. Goddamn Cushington! It's Cushington again. I know, up to 90. Sorry I missed a meeting, Cushington. It was fucking Cushington. It's probably 85. Um...

I always thought like comedy is one of the things, podcast comedy, everything like that, is one of the things that wouldn't be affected By AI wrong. What's wrong? I've been seeing funny video. I know but aren't they like fucked up input the jokes Yeah, they're saying peep there are funny people who will just input what to say better than people who are actually doing it.

Well that is interesting, are the prompts the exact jokes now or have we reached like do a stand up bit and then will machine learning write a joke? No, I think the person writes the entire script. Okay, well then we still have, for not much longer, but there's a tiny bit of hope left, I don't know. Have you seen one that's stuck out? There's a lot of funny ones, and the cadence

and the delivery is not even like, it's not off at all. It's very close to being perfect. Do you think that's good for you? Because you're a very good, no, you're a very good joke writer, but you don't want to go on stage. That would rock. So like, your hour special is an AI guy, but it's your jokes. I write it. That could be good.

He's a comedy VTuber. He can just sit there the whole time. Your AI guy would crush saying, you the robot. That's my favorite quote. The AI couldn't say that. Bitch, I'm the robot. Don't give me no capture.

Who the robot? Shit. You the robot. That's seriously one of my favorite Barstool clips. It just makes me giggle. So Kyle, your two most notable things are the, bitch, you the robot and birds. Yeah.

What would you say your most notable clip is? I'm the period cup guy from publicity's TikTok. Oh, that was good though. Congrats on her engagement, hello. Publicity? Yeah. And Jordan Woodruff. Holy shit, oh yeah.

Ringed up. Fuck yeah, ladies. Congrats. They both deserve love so much. What's the period cup? Publicity did like a around the office. It was my most popular video I've ever done. It's people were like, you're the period cup? Publicity did like around the office. It was it was the it was my most popular video I've ever done it's people were like you're the period cup guy in New York City because you knew the the feminine term

Yeah, I then she had me on her podcast Really took that she no then she liked she's like I got to get the period cup guy on my podcast I'm like, you know my name But I was a video around the office. So that was my best that'm like, you know my name. God damn it. But it was a video around the office. So that was my best. That was like, you know. Dave, you have to be the gum, right? My best creation.

Yours has to be the gum, right? Oh, definitely. That wasn't like our video though. You got a lot though. Yeah, I got a bunch like that. You have the Velcro wall. Nick, there I am. The period cup of things.

There I am, dangling above my head. Nick said something. You may not recognize me without the giant diva cup above my forehead. Oh, a diva cup. I hate that name. Nick said something. You may not recognize me without the giant Diva Cup above my forehead. Oh, a Diva Cup. I hate that name. Yeah, no. Can we retire the word Diva for women?

What about, what's the point of the cup though? It catches all the blood. Yeah, it just catches the blood. I just don't get half of that stuff. And like flushing tampons down and all that stuff, so much of it is just so gross. Do you just have to walk around with the cup all day? You rinse it out, supposedly. What do you mean? Why don't you don't you use a tampon?

Yeah, that's where I guess I'm getting people that there's like toxic chemicals Yeah, ponds if you don't get like organic ones and shit like that So for the the ones out there that want to be like really rock rock a cup It's like sustainable for the environment too So you just keep reusing it and washing it out like Tupperware is a large Your girls like dishwasher and you're like, what's this? And she's like, that's just wait. Yeah. Yeah throwing it in the dishwasher It's crazy. It's like foldable So it's like a kind of like a collapsible plastic and you collapse it you shove it in and this makes more sense

I was thinking I was thinking something just like kind of sitting Like a cat Man's condom to that Yeah, like a catch Condom to that yes, all the dental dam like in set. Yeah, is that it that's for your mouth. No, yeah For against condom that you put in kind of like a diva cup and then they it's so weird Imagine that the girl pulls now. I got you a condom, babe How common are the period cups now very very very common what yeah there's so many people you're talking about the expert on the matter yeah I trust me how common are they Nick I'm glad you asked about one in every eight women

that's why I'm that's way too I just said that like confidently I don't know no got it. I got an admission to make you guys a Episode where Elaine they take the sponge off the market. I'm sure Seinfeld fans have seen this before I have no idea what a sponge a douche in Or a spot on the sponge exactly. It a kind of that is fun of some sort There's an entire Seinfeld episode about it how they took sponges off the marks like something we should know to contraceptive you're saying not a period No, it's a contraceptive. Yeah, there's actually there are Put up there right I think the Greeks who emigrated from to Greece Put up there right I think the Greeks who emigrated from to

Greece Yeah, they then at that in Tarpon Springs, Florida. Oh yes They did that makes the sponge capital of the world you bought like a $600 sponge down there fool me once It was it was damn near a thousand dollars sponge, and we could yeah We couldn't really swing dinners funny little clip though Yeah, we used to have this running bit every rediscovering America Kai would buy something more expensive But we kept on making rediscovering America, so it was just getting so expensive. Yeah sustainable Was that the final thing you bought the most expensive?

No, I bought a homemade wind chime at this like art Shack Used combs and like hygienic product only one is made and made it back was hundreds of dollars What's the most expensive thing that y'all bought that you just don't use like it you decided to buy it You just like a shitload of money on it, and then you just haven't touched it. Oh man question something You decide to buy it, you like a shitload of money on it, and then you just haven't touched it. Oh man. Question, something culinary maybe.

I bought my wife a tennis ball machine. Oh, that's a good thing. For Christmas. It's like one that's made to be like consumer friendly and be used, but I think she used it like once. I have the Smeg espresso maker, the big one, and it just takes up all my counter space And it's so fucking loud and so complicated so complicated so hard to clean those are insanely expensive

I've used it twice He's so good though, and it looks cool on the counter, and it's like 9000 pounds I bought my girlfriend like a really nice Irish flute And I feel so bad. Does she know how to play the flute? No. And she'll like pull it out like once a year just to show me she uses it. Wasn't it like a cutesy thing like you like took note of her saying that she wanted to learn how to play? Yeah, never again.

You got her like the nicest one imaginable. Never again, yeah. She mentioned flutes once. I misinterpreted it. What did she say when she opened it on Christmas? Only gift cards for now. Flutes once I misinterpreted it Did she act like happy when she opened up it was a that's my question. Oh my god Kyle Yeah, she did a good. I got you a bunch of clothes that you wanted, but thank you everything I wanted dream Vacations the shoes that I needed you're like you drunk only mentioned the flute one time cuz you saw this other Guy said the word flu yeah, I think you were ordering like champagne

It was like like the second time she tried to show me that she liked it It was just so painful as you gotta stop wait. Yeah, you told her I remember that I was talking to her She's like I'll get about the flute Cuz you wouldn't let her get good. I was like I know you're not enjoying that there are a few things more Unenjoyable than having a hear someone learn an instrument exactly. Yeah, it's an arduous path It sounds you've got to do that a god-awful my son Yeah, the recorder was like the oh Kids love to fucking hammer a flute just as loud as possible

Even though my sister I remember my oldest sister got She was old enough. She was in the Titanic craze like when it came out like saw it like you know like like 16 18 times In theaters yeah, and she learned how to play my heart will go on on the piano, and that was actually quite that's beautiful I could because it was it was like for a few months of my life Excited to go to bed before her I would be laying in bed and just hear My heart we go on every night just kind of carry me off into a beautiful ocean It was great. It was great probably the last time I wept though was the recorder no

Failing how to play the recorder out of frustration I think I think I think I failed that the music class in like third grade or whatever It's kind of bloated. Did you cry in the class? I don't know. It's probably the last time I left I feel like we have to make Liam learn the recorder. No No, I feel you Liam. I think we have a lot of similarities I do you have no rhythm to no rhythm and you have you ever been put in a position where you had to showcase Your lack of rhythm. Oh, yeah middle school Yeah to go in the band or the not the band. Sorry

You gotta take a music class in middle school What should not be a requirement because there's some of us who just can't do it and I had broken my arm to find out I had broken my no you wouldn't know I had broken my arm again Jesus We gasp bones The milk guys doesn't Having the milky I had how do you say well? I had non cancerous tumor on the arm growing near the growth plate

And so then it weak but yeah sure then it would weaken the arm And then I'd break it like grabbing the fence it would break because it was just so weak and then Slying in baseball practice broke and then whatever I had after that I had to go and do the band thing and I fake played the entire time because I didn't know what to do. Maybe and I see I die on that Thames years later broke my arm again lifting up a suitcase. I broke my arm and I took the cast off with pliers Oh my god, it's Fucking hardcore. Why would you do that? Well, I was like young and rebellious like I was like nuts because my parents weren't like I legitimately hate it feeling restricted with it

And it started to smell and I was like no they do I was also too old for a cast I felt like once you hit a certain age I was like I don't want I had the cast when I broke my arm that if you had one you were an instant overnight Celebrity yes walking walking into the class with I oh my god But I would like I always wanted that first time a girl touch me Oh see no, I had the react the complete opposite reaction I walked in I also it was around my birthday

And I was like it we thought we were so cool back in the day And I was like I want to do like a keg stand and I can and this is restricted We were so young how I read off your cats just to do it I think it's still on my Facebook like I could find the picture of like I literally think I restricted Like I could find the picture of like I literally think I posted it on Facebook And it was like fuck this cast and it was like the cast like fuck this cast You have any like bends or is anything fucked up times my wrist will like bother. Okay. Yeah, yeah, it's probably cuz it's definitely probably yeah We got the White Sox coming yet, yeah, it's probably cuz it's definitely probably yeah We got the white Sox coming. Yeah, NASCAR There's nothing like seeing NASCAR roar through the streets of downtown Chicago a race experience unlike any other catch the stars of NASCAR

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How you doing? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you man. I'm Dick. What's up Nick? I'm Mike. Mike. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick. Mike. Nice to meet you. I'm Sean. Kyle. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming in.

I'm Rick. I'm Sean. I'm Dick. Sean. Sean. Nice to meet you boys. Grab a seat. Signed seats or not? Grab a seat.

Anywhere you'd like. Wait, so he was not here, Shane? Shane's not here. He's on the golf course. Classic. The simulator over there? The real one. The real one.

Boys, welcome. Welcome, boys. I met Shane's family at Cork and Kerry a few weeks back and got them all loaded Yeah, you didn't know this how you get in what is that a restaurant? It's a it's a bar right outside the parking lot Yeah, it's a BYOB place. No. It's it's a you wait. What's the name of it again Cork and Kerry? I? Think I've heard of that. Yeah, it's a it's a couple blocks I think earlier in the season some guy tweeted at me. I think to meet me He's like some random account he goes at top shelf brachy meet me at that place right now. We have stuff to discuss about this team

I didn't I didn't interact with do you ever wonder about what he wanted to discuss? I'm sure I can what if he had really good advice you might have fucked up. Yeah, I might have Business opportunity for maybe I'll circle back with that guy boys. What are your thoughts on white socks Dave? It's a very nice guy. We just met. Oh you just met just met just me introduce them Dave Oh, we got Kyle to here Mike vassal and Sean Burke pitcher Kyle's catcher switch eating catcher They know two pitchers. Yeah boys boys boys are looking good by the way look great. Mm-hmm Did you give yourself a shout out? I his handle the handle. Yeah, that was yes

I caught that yeah, you are an active tweeter. Yeah, I mix in some to I haven't been as much as this year Oh not really talk shit. Do you go full KD? Part about Kevin sometimes I want to but I don't. Probably for the best. Yeah. I'd be tempted every single day. No, yeah. I feel like you, good or bad, you go on social media after the game and it's just someone's upset with you.

It's a firestorm. Oh yeah. I mean, after a good game, it has to feel so fucking good. No, I mean, you still get hate after a good game. Really? Yeah. It's the negative. Because someone's betting on you to do something.

You overrun your own strikeouts. Yeah. It's like I could go six Indians with no runs But I only struck out three so some guys pissed to me DM me wants to kill me for losing $5,000 And you I mean that you fucked up you should made him that five grand On your fault like literally yeah, that is 100% on you But does anyone ever do that in person? No nobody will ever do it Well, I mean we had a situation at the stadium two nights ago or three nights whatever no what happened You know what happened yeah?

Player on the diamond backs his mother died in a car accident. Oh, I saw that yeah, I saw that yeah There was a white Sox fan an idiot who was targeting that in a heckle like if it's one thing you call someone like hey You bum or whatever you want us but to target that? Fuck you. You know what do y'all think should be done with a fan like that well We had he's banned from all 30 stadiums. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, we had good. Yeah situation in Toronto Do you hear about this was Slater and right? I didn't these guys were yeah, they were wearing like captain's hats They were just fucking Canadians. They were hammered and Slater who's usually really calm cool collected cats like it turns around and he's like screaming at him

We're not screaming at him, but he's like I want you out of here So the bullpens in Toronto. I'm like sitting there by the way amazing where where was he in that like bar underneath? Yeah, no no no he's up top. Okay, so I don't know what he said something about his wife and his family and then we were like Get out of here. There's a line. You can't cross can't cross it. Yeah, I mean Dave. Do you ever say some vile shit? No, yeah, I mean Dave. Do you ever say some vile shit? No. Yeah, I mean on no No, you have in the past that you have you like like I'm not saying you can't be reformed But everybody's maybe stumbled into crossing the line have you ever sent an angry? No, I have never done This is this is the forum no I haven't I haven't um I had gotten to a point with previous players in the organization

We're like I was friends with them to a point where like we would argue with each other about Different shit baseball related, but I would never like what the fuck you couldn't get that four strikeout to hit my prop over you idiot That's like that's no Just like you never add a game and like yelled at somebody like I fucked your mom no Neither my well were you guys informed like last year when that woman had the gun under her fatfold Yeah, do you have to go hide out or I wasn't here last year, but I heard about it I can't remember if I was in triple air the big leagues when that happened, but I do remember hearing about that Yeah, I don't think I was on the team yet. What happened is that?

But I do remember hearing about that. Yeah, I don't think I was on the team yet. What happened is that? Woman shot a woman shot a woman got shot at the game there And then they found out the shot came from inside the house. She like it was figured out a way to Hide the gun I guess her fat rolls I think she's so big that she could like guys get past the metal detector because the metal detector couldn't detect the gun That's like through her fat rolls literal morbid obesity So she didn't get shot Came out that she was shot and everybody assumed by somebody else not by her own And then it came out that she was shot and everybody assumed by somebody else not by her own Yeah, and then it came out that it was her by her own

Yes, I also like your guys boss is getting to post for that right now like as of two days ago He was he had like depositions about how and why that happened that I'm gonna show how fucking huge she was I Want to see just for like scientific. I know like how so long that could you be but I don't like Metal detectors just can't get read. Yeah, that's like a superman. I mean there are terrorists are about to be I don't know My god what a life hack I Bring a gun anywhere if you're fat enough She's also now suing the stadium for not enforcing their no gun policy. Oh, yeah, a loophole But they should have checked my belly button if they really were right they weren't taking it serious. That's ridiculous now

There's gonna be like workers that have to lift up bellies at the stadium Yeah, like check first. Lift it up man up man the one looks like I'm finally going to You're the belly checker at the socks game mr. Spock That's wild boys we need to get some boys here like to do a series sneaking guns and yeah We got some fellas We got what's up, take talk we got some m. Can I get this? Oh, we got some. Playin' with Steve. We got some. What's up, TikTok? We got some mules here, dude. Aw, man.

I had a nine millimeter on me right now, TikTok. See how far I can get. Don't do that, everybody. Anybody looking, don't do that. I'm trying to help. Not Yak and Doris. That feels like, so I experienced my first Yak Plinko last week, not being in it, but watching it,

and that feels like it would be one of the punish of the punishments you have to you have to now go sneak a gun through TSA I'd be really nervous I would be so nervous I wouldn't do it Dave you have your concealed carry I... I... I'm working on that. That thing ain't registered? He's just concealing and caring. You're a wannabe gun owner. Hypothetically, if you do... Let us check your stomach real quick. Have you ever accidentally brought it somewhere? You're like, fuck.

Mm-mm. Okay. Because I could see that happening accidentally. Yeah? I mean, coworkers of ours... Different coworkers have guns littered in every inch of their personal lives. Dude, I don't wanna- I swear to God, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just-

I have never been a gun guy. I don't wanna oust him, but I gotta ride home from a bar from one guy, and I had to move over- Are you talking about Dante Deanna? No, I'm talking about Mikey Betts. Dante Deanna's got a fucking weapons arsenal in his car. I had to move over, he was like, just throw it in the back. Yeah, that's exactly how it goes

Fucking chance. I'm doing that Yeah, you like you get into Dante's back seat and Dante drives a nice SUV get in and you got to like sift through different papers and shit, and there's just guns everywhere From Bird's Nest I'm like where good god man. I just always keep a baseball bat by the bed Yeah, I have a huge hatchet that sharpest guys a knife in a hatchet that's yeah It's actually work. I keep a knife by the bed, but then I'm like I couldn't stab a man That's what I'm saying you're gonna hatchet You could stab a man to death men are resilient. I don't have it. I don't have it in me

What are you aiming for first with a hatchet? Just the face. I think just seeing you like holding a hat Do you want to know how I acquired that hatchet the store hatchet store we for some reason got? Like if you did some online class at Barstool like a sexual harassment class you got a $50 Amazon card No, you got fish dude. So I got the card and I tweeted out, I just got a $50 Amazon card, what should I buy and some guy's like,

every dude needs a hatchet next to their bed, you need a hatchet. So I'm like, you know what, he makes sense, I have to get a hatchet with this money and I did and I got Mr. Wells to sharpen it down. So you completed your sexual harassment training and got a hatchet. Yes, exactly, they bribed me into it with a hatchet.

It's a straight Patrick Bateman style. I feel like I have no protection by my bed. Your sexual harassment training got a hatchet. Yes exactly they bribed me into it with a hatchet I feel like I have no protection by my bed I have zero you guys don't do the bat the bat thing you have a bat Well, he has a bat because he probably sleeps with his bat in terms of taking dry hacks Yeah, lean that lean that lean that mic like yeah, I mean I take swings all the time you forget the bats a weapon I mean we use it so much. Well where you're swinging recreationally at your home You're like you're like a Jedi master you just constantly go into your lightsaber forms just getting ready for a thousand percent I will be fresh out the shower doing Caught him yesterday walking into a meeting going like this framing pitches

What are you doing? And he's just polishing his bed For sure yeah, yeah Where Houston Houston you go around that corner, and you know the showers kind of tucked Yeah, and I walk in there nobody's in the shower. There's like three showers running. It's just him in the middle of the shower Miss I miss shower in which the boys you guys kill a man with a pitch mmm It'd be tough yeah, I mean you got to hit him in what like the temple yeah You have to get a little lucky Go for the Achilles now now

Like a spin the wheel we could do like a stoning thing and you'll just keep pounding them with baseball Oh my god, you boys in front of a hard like you broke somebody's foot the other day, didn't you? Yeah, I didn't yeah It's not like I'm not Not not yeah, yeah, but a guy her ball front foot and It hit his foot, and I was like damn that was loud. Did he moan and? Everybody yeah, I mean if you if you're up close why is that always your first question making a batter moan would feel damn good pain after like a home run. I've hit some knee caps, some feet. A bad moan. Usually it's the one that's right here on the leg.

If it's like a lefty batter and you hit a guy right here you'll get like a or something like that. But how pissed would you guys be if like a home run happens and the guy moans pleasurefully? That would be a little weird. You'd probably just hit

the next guy half. Yeah Why are you moaning? Enough is enough actually on that note um a bunch of diamond backs fans Told me to tell you guys to stop hitting their players this week. I know it was a bet. Yeah, we Broke that guy's foot Shane that can't Suarez his hand Shane drills How's about he's got that riding fast remember that rides right in here is in Boston Yeah, he was hitting some going from when they were here all the way until we went there that was getting sketchy I was like we're really not trying to hit people you were living head-high

I've hit some good players this you hit Mike trout on opening day Head-high I've hit some good players this you hit Mike trout on opening day She's the commissioner for his baseball league really yeah fantasy, but yeah, he's one of the policies Mike I didn't mean to run one up in there you ever say sorry after and not really during the game getting hit has to suck so bad Oh wait as MLB pitchers have you guys ever been hit by an MLB pitcher? While batting that's a good question. I didn't hit me. I've gotten hit with a ball back at me That even worse or that hurt yeah, but you know what it feels like to get hit by a pitch from an MLB pitcher I'm trying to think of the hardest I've ever God, what does it feel like hit surely you've got oh,. Oh yeah. It all just depends where you get hit, you know?

What's the worst place to get hit that you've been hit? Probably the ribs. Or the knee. The knee sucks. Oh my god. How does your knee just not explode at that point? I mean, you get hit and you gotta like act like it doesn't hurt and walk to first base. And if you rub it, you get shit on by your teammates and the dugout.

Can't rub it. I got, I got, I got. Yeah dude. Man, fuck yeah. Don't rub. You get shit on by your teammates in the dugout rub it. I got I got To the knee but Whatever guys I got hitting the temple in the helmet But it would have been the temple when I was it was in between my freshman year college and senior year high school And it was a kid who he was a lefty who ended up He's like a third or fourth round draft pick out of Kentucky a few years later and Hit me right in the head and I I don't remember getting to first house. Hell. Yeah, but I completely blacked out and they said I was like drunk walking to first base and I came to I'm like what the fuck just happened

So it like it didn't hurt painful wise but getting hit with the baseball I mean look sucks head injuries. That's what nobody wants to tell you about head injuries is they don't feel awful because you're so out of it that it's almost like you have a little bit of a high. How many do you have under your belt? Cushing, you're kind of a little high. How many do you have under your belt? I think I've got like four or five.

The worst was I got knocked the fuck out with five minutes left in a game in the swamp against Florida and I woke up at The end of the game on a knee at the 50 yard line with the Florida football team you were praying I was Uniform I'm on a knee. I'm arms around the guys and that's when I came to and you're subconsciously like a man I was like where the fuck am I right now dude? I gotta go holy shit I just remember reading Game of Thrones on the ride home, and they're like you shouldn't be reading right now. I feel great You have because wrestlers probably have to yeah, I got I got a couple of boys wrestling practice

Right exactly yeah, so that. It was the girls wrestling, right? Right, exactly, yeah. I was on the boys wrestling team. Thanks for clarifying that. Mine was a delayed reaction which really freaked me out and I had it for like a month like the symptoms. I didn't really have any symptoms.

It was so bad for me. What's the worst injury you all had to recover from? Heartbreak probably mm-hmm fair. Yeah physical injury. I guess it's Probably I got Tommy John surgery in high school You got ahead of the game. Yeah, I got out Hopefully fingers crossed senior year how you were Maryland, right? Maryland. Yes. I missed I had a weird college career. I missed So I got hurt

Like end of my season senior year finished out the season. I would hit in high school So I finished out the season hitting got surgery in June missed that the whole year came back my sophomore year was kovat So I think I pitched in like four or five games Kovat year and then my junior year it was still kind of shortened like the big ten was kind of Weird with COVID so I think I made I think we only played like 40 something games And I got drafted so So you didn't see you're eating get to play that much college baseball no not a lot But he was Sean was a Barstool athlete when we started out

And did you get like a merch for that? T-shirts or something When that happened I was I was DM and Dave and I told him like hey Dave like I'm probably gonna get drafted next week like let me get some merch all like throw it up Whatever if I'm getting drafted I'll wear the t-shirt, and he sent it to me So I had the it was just like that blue shirt right? I don't know where somewhere in my house Yeah, I got like a sweater pants and

Yeah, it's worth it. Where are you guys from? I'm from Massachusetts me and Mike grew up kind of close to each other. Yeah, yeah, they're Boston guys From New Jersey, okay, what's down mawa mawa? From New Jersey. Okay. What town? Mawah. Mawah. So are you uh, Primo Hoagies, Mawah Deli, Wilkes, Parkwood Deli, Gannicks. Parkwood Deli. Okay, that's your cold cut choice. Yeah, you know the deli guy on TikTok? No, I should, right? He's like, it's me, the deli guy. Like he- Oh, that's Mawah? So that's- I know that guy. That's my godfather. That's your godfather? Actually, I just found this out the other day. I think it was you Kyle um Your cousins with Robbie Fox Robbie Fox. Yeah, he works for us. I did not know that

Sorry to find out this way man Is Robbie Fox from that area? Jersey yeah, so this is the deli guy. Yeah, that's the bill. It's your godfather. Oh, you're an uncle Raj Uncle Raj what the fuck dude 800 down. He's in a cold cut hotbed For sure on it enough, so he said you get backed Kyle teals my cousin's cousin. This was June 13th That checks out. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is my cousin. Do you have any other relatives who are? known Mike teal football players quarterback quarterback. Yeah, that's your what that's my cousin your actual cousin

Yeah, he's my actual cousin went to the Seahawks. Yeah, hell. Yeah. Yeah, he's the man Go night. Did you play football? Yeah, I did in high school mawa. Yep, what years? All throughout high school I played so I love football Look running back what dates like what years would you graduate? 2020 I graduated so 2016 16 yeah 16 2016 yeah 16 You guys play like I didn't would yeah Westwood was like a rival Ramsey Westwood Yeah, yeah, where are you from? Ramis was tough? Yeah, yeah

Shit on you guys are you from they were a tough team? Yeah, they're really good Powel X Hills. Yeah, they had a good baseball team mm-hmm. Yeah, you know Chris Diaz. Yeah, it was like that was my coach Yeah, yeah, was he your that was our teacher too. Yeah, you played for Diaz teacher. Yeah nice Yeah, crazy nice. Are you a righty or a lefty? Righty Always I hit lefty, but Righty now we're getting somewhere so as a kid. Where were you born? What did you start swinging at? Look, I started as a lefty and then you switched to righty. No, I'm a lefty right now, okay You always threw it. Yeah, I always threw right-handed hit lefty. Yeah your parents play

Yeah, my dad played for he made it to double a with the Dodgers mom was a softball player a William Patterson. Yep That's in the area. Yeah, wow okay? Those are pretty good questions yeah, yeah, I gotta hand it to you man those were good How much reason you do? I just know about Northern Bergen County, it's like high school. Yeah, you guys are studs Kyle was like a big like high school district guy But there's normal is that but how do you? Do you just have the entire country on lock like that I binged max preps a few months ago

Finally finished max preps Finally finished max preps what last week You're probably a pizza master guy too right Pizza master yeah back home pizza man Dave you're gonna follow up those questions with your probably pizza master That's a real good pizza joint up in uh you and Robbie Fox is going right I mean I don't go to man is quite a lot. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah I'm up north. I'm up north All right, you're free Oh, man, do you guys want to run the gauntlet of course yeah, let's go

Are you guys familiar with it at all? Yeah, yeah You're there's a few sports out here that you have to do Dave can walk you through it Yeah, and then you'll have to come back in here and do trivia Starts with cornhole then goes to soccer Baseball football three-pointer three-pointer back in here ten total questions of trivia there'll be like 50 total questions you only have to get ten They're very basic you got to get very good right there's a bunch of requests You got to give ten name the planets name the football teams in the AFC way

You won't have to name every planet. No. Yeah, you'll be fine with that. Yeah, you'll see you went to good colleges, right? For Jim I mean we learn a lot UVA but uh learn a lot. You're gonna really go no Oh, we oh we went we went feel like you probably have to go to yeah No, we had class checkers, and yeah, there's no but you know We got through it. Yeah ways around that general studies major, baby. Yeah, you did five-star very nice But who which one of y'all is gonna go first because obviously like the person who goes last in theory has the biggest advantage For watching the boys go first how are you gonna?

Go first should they rock paper? I could go first The baseball had run it like a leaderboard yeah right there These are specifically MLB players. Yeah, these are just the MLB guys We've had run it so the best time is a minute 44. Holy shit Agnos agnos, you know Rockies Sal would sell get last Sal was 324. Yeah, Sal was cool though. I was one of the coolest. That's not bad 324 that's yeah gunner was second to last Dave you gotta tell him all time

So Dave do you want me to walk through? Yeah Yeah, but you can't start with his bag in his hand. You can't let your white socks get this advantage, dude. You're behind the green line. Soccer, you're going to shoot those three, but if you miss those three, you can kick from anywhere. OK.

I'll walk through. Dave, do you know what the order of operations? I know it. Say it, Dave. Please say it. Dave you know do you know what the order of operations Say it Dave please say it all right TJ whenever you're ready. I'll count you guys down Standby he's finding the quiz Dude he plays in the MLB They've just said this has to be nerve-racking. There's a lot of people watching. There you go, Teal.

Just watch out for Cornhole. Vince the fucker. Gotta get the bag. Off the... I think off the rip? Yeah, off the rip. 3, 2, one, go. It's fucking over. Come on, Kyle.

He's gotta speed it up. Faster, Kyle. Oh, that's a good shot, though. Good. Good shots don't count here. You're done. Yeah, it's there. Now, so as your teammate, do you want him to do well or poorly?

Poor Kyle. Yeah, you want to do better. There you go. Sucker. Dave's job. I want him to do well and I want to do more well. But do you want to beat him by one second or do you want to beat him by like a minute? I mean, given this start, I'm hoping I beat him by a little bit more than a minute. I mean given this start I'm hoping I'm hoping I beat him by a little

bit or a second. Did you guys play other sports? That baseball toss-up might give me some issues. Yeah yeah we both played both played basketball. Why are you swinging? Gone. Kyle we go. Yep. Kyle's ripping 85 barrel speed. You know what might be in a few days? Self tossing right now. I'm throwing the football. I'm a little sore.

Yeah, I pitched yesterday. Yeah. So he's like a baseball nerd almost. Yeah, he loves it. Yeah. That's good. He loves the game. This could get some issues here.

We're working on the jumper Yeah, just a little bit before this so this is where you guys have other side He's not doing a very good job is Come on Kyle decent shot. Yeah jumper doesn't look better Trivia this is actually where this is the Anywhere all right I got answered Ten most popular pets in the US dog

cat Where's it at right there? It's a middle bottom middle bottom. Oh lizard Guinea pig interesting Lizard guinea pig Dog cat you can bounce six names of chess pieces. Oh knight Queen pawn

Bishop There we go Rook big chess guy yeah Chess is be five members of in sync Okay Big chess guy yeah Five members of in sync Okay More pet what about pets yeah? Lizard Okay, um fish there we go yeah, yeah, we're getting there

Zeus Greek God There's not time to Good Harry solace. Let's go That has you in the top third all-time probably top half baseball baseball players tend to be good at this There you go Kyle do any of you guys know who Jake Malisek is Then things I know I he's a UVA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah. He works here He told me to ask if you think he's cool. Yeah He's obsessed with you guys. Yes. He used to run the didn't he run the UVA bar? I'd imagine probably. Yeah You I think he was a little bit before you great guy. Yeah fucking love

I'm sure I've definitely run into him. He did he just refused to run the smoke show part Yeah, he didn't want to do that something personal all right where you at 11th not bad cow who's right above swag nose, and what is yours place? 65 all-time of 500 or so there's a lot fun. Yeah, let's go. There's a lot. Okay Have you ever seen any that are just bad? Yeah, cam Newton He took how long did he take over dude was really bad five minutes or so? And it was my football Yeah, a couple baseball players just could not get the sparkle

We had a Detroit tiger in here and his one was a largest jungle cat he couldn't get tiger He lost it he didn't know what a vowel that Torkelson who didn't know what a vowel Every time we bring this up to baseball players are like oh that makes Barely know he hit the ball so fucking hard out there Yeah, that's not his fucking job. Every time we bring this up to baseball players, they're like, oh, that makes sense. I don't know that. I barely know that. He hit the ball so fucking hard out there. Wait, Kyle, are you a chess guy? Yeah, I'm a huge chess guy.

Oh, you are? Okay, bro, are you on chess.com? Yeah. Okay. What's your thing on it? What's my what? Elo? Elo?

Yeah, what's your Elo? What's your name? About 900. Me too! Let's fucking go, dude! Let's go! Okay, I'm in. I play, ever since Queen's Gambit, I've played every day for like five years in a row now. Dude, it's fucking go. Let's go. Okay. I'm in I play ever since Queen's Gambit I played every day for like five years in a row now dude. It's awesome. It's the greatest game. It's ever made It's awesome see Kyle gets it one of us Chess team our team plays a lot of check. Yeah, there's a lot of chess going on

I don't play I don't know I guess but it's on the phone guys a locker room. You have any weird vices Or cool vices Sick vices vices I mean nicotine yeah People still are there you also allowed to throw just big old jaws in yeah So guys shit, I think they're kind of trying to wane us off of Wayne. Yeah, we know what's the word for that wean? You're trying to do that so the tobacco yeah, yeah for sure I'm like real tip the older guys will still Not me throw in a lip. Yeah, you'll see it. You'll see I mean there's it's I feel like it's so common though that Nobody's like some guy had an absolute hammer. It still is out there. Yeah

crochet still throws in Yeah Was it was it was it Hawke rookie of the year or a little big league with the The bad guy who used to just grind the sawdust off of the bat those two those two movies that existed Oh, hey, are y'all too young for rookie the league or little big year But their baseball maybe the little kid on the And I think that's one with the bad guy where he yeah Seen that movie. Yeah, and I think that's one with the bad guy where he yeah, I think the sawdust off of the bat Yeah, as he's spitting like the real old-looking. Yes. He's got like a mole. It looks like Larry Walker

Kind of but like with more steroids and fatter Those are good movies I've never steroids are I sat in awesome. Yeah, they do don't they seem pretty awesome I've never steroids are I sat in awesome. Yeah, they do Don't they seem pretty awesome? Boy, what is that to the Olympics the games? Yes? I think it's is it feel I don't know some billionaire is funding the enhanced games in which You're fully encouraged and allowed to steroids, and if you break a world record you get a million dollars He's just really tired trying to debase everything about Athletics

Jared Krabbes had a idea years ago that stuck with me since and His idea is to have a designated juicer on the team like a designated hitter Every team has one team you can just pump them full of whatever fuck you want Uh-huh and like every team gets one. They're just allowed one. That's it who wouldn't do that to on the team think about it Benny Just get penny. Oh, yeah 40 inch python arms boozers looks like boozers built like he's already on steroids boozers enormous already. Yeah, I mean yeah Yeah, that would be scary cam boozers

Yeah, probably would be scary cam boos are you shredding shreds? Yeah, probably the most jacked baseball player you Who booze loser yeah, if we thought I've played with if we put 88 on June oh yeah Panther on the juice could be He's already from Do you guys know any Spanish are you guys just like a little bit I try and learn yeah I try how many are on your team Spanish speakers Luis Sosa Vargi care team that's not enough yeah minor leagues it's like there's a bit there's a man like 70 percent right yeah the first day you walk in you get

drafted and you show up and you're just like it's like 70 percent right yeah the first day you walk in you get drafted and you show up And you're just like it's like in Republic. Yeah, yeah, yeah Speakers everywhere speakers in the shower speakers in the training room. It's a party 24-7 Is every sounds fun? What's what's the shower culture like speakers in the shower? Is it like even more open? In terms of what in terms like maybe just something like some dick slapping like just fucking around a little bit, you know, just I think it depends on the clubhouse. Yeah There'll be no baseball straight if you're screwing around with some guys you got to know who's you know Knows it's a joke. Yeah. Yeah

Up too far. There's some guys you slap his ass, and he will he will kill you he'll kill you Yeah, you look at you be like they don't play. I'm gonna. I'm gonna murder you But you guys can't really fondle after a loss right there's no no That's when you were your let it out yeah, you had to get out the ocean cathartic After getting major decisions Yeah, you go get your hands on something. I gotta go touch. I gotta go distract myself with some touching.

Are there any, do y'all have any fat guys or unathletic guys that are just incredible at baseball? Or has that been kind of phased out of the game? No, it's, there's still guys. There's still guys. Dave, who was the one shooting star White Sock a couple years ago? He got your memories He had the best I swear to fucking God he was Barry Bonds for that month stretch

Were you you know I was I remember that I remember One of my good friends from college is a white socks fan like grew up just south of the city So he was always watching I mean he what was his record he home runs every game I I don't remember you never heard of him after to me this season or is just a home opener But I was at the whatever it was in 2022 or three was it? To is to probably I think it was before that 2021 it might have been I might have been like 20 20 1 you guys know how far you gotta hit a ball to hit it here, but he hit a ball.

I was right behind the Sox bullpen. That's where my season tickets used to be. And he hit a ball to my left. So toward center field, and it went well onto the concourse. Onto the concourse? Onto the concourse. I swear to God. I've sat in those seats a million times.

And it was early in the season. I did one of the, it was either a home opener or an opening day total. And the ball did not fly there in the opening weekend did one of the it was the first it was either a home opener opening day total and the bald Yeah, ball when it's cold there and opening we do it that is a nuke Yeah, it you know where the showers are in left field the like shower thing they have yeah. Yeah. Yeah It was like right there. He hit that that like facade. That's a it was the farthest I've ever seen and then a month later. He was kind of out of baseball. It was it was what happened Yeah, how have we not heard weird like

So as hot as he was then Instagram post yeah, he's like I'm done. He said like I'm out. Yeah, he's like Heard he wasn't the best teammate either Career in the middle of the seat like six weeks after having your best stretch of ever Unreal do y'all get so you're saying though so as white socks y'all stayed in a little picture friendly 100 now yeah, I'd say Uh I don't think it's hitter friendly they put they put up a windscreen not too long ago I mean, I think it's definitely Lee I don't know if it's crazy pitcher friendly

But I think it definitely leans a little bit more pitcher friendly early in the year pitcher for early in the year that one Off me yeah, that's perfect perfect perfect perfect fly out. Yeah eight feet in front of that warning track He hit it and they have the like exit below yeah in centerfield It was like 107 something and like that is a no-doubt home run everywhere I'm watching and I'm watching Robert in centerfield, and he doesn't even move and after that I'm like this is like the start of the season Yeah, and I'm like this place is fuck. I think you Gotta feel good like three four days ago. Erin notto hit a ball in the first. Oh my god. I you yeah I was pitching you acted. I'm like this balls. I threw a boy. I tried to go fastball way through literally right down the middle and

Through your hands. I put my hands in my head. I was like you gotta be kidding me It was like that inning was kind of a shit show on the first inning like you dialed back at that Yeah dialed back after that, but then I was I think was two outs I was like all right one runs across there was bases loaded no outs So I got out of this with one run that's a win I can go from there and then Aaron oh steps up first pitch ambush pieces one to left You know to a warning track no I know yeah, yeah, I saw Michael a was back there kind of tracking it I was like hopefully he's gonna rob this and he just caught it, dude

Are the balls dead or dead or messing with them? I feel like we didn't even experience the yeah live ball Yeah, be hard, but I mean there's places though Where it's so small that like when you put when you pitch a Fenway that wall is Fenway's that's too short It's really short knock it down Houston's ridiculous Yeah, that's heard because Houston's just as short as Fenway, but the walls only it's half 15 feet so I mean is Colorado as bad as it's always been laid out to be cuz like the thin air I'm not we play there next yeah, I've never played there But apparently guys are like it's where pitchers go to die. Yeah, yeah, and there's done

Seattle's good for pitchers right oh wow I think so okay explain explain is your Your metrics your first row in color on the left is at the top is the most batter friendly parks Towards the bottom is the most pitcher friendly park so the Mariners Mariners are the That makes white socks are like basically right in the middle. Yeah, we said if yeah Wrigley is a pitcher friendly No, it doesn't does it no words the top is batter No red socks are the second most batter for our park second most batter friendly Wrigley's Pitcher no no Wrigley sorry twins. I said Finway ball, but a hundred eyes in Minnesota hundreds average DJ

Is more pitcher friendly Wrigley is not Played there though the first time we play him again in July the wind was so bad I think the wind has a massive yeah It's coming in a completely different ballpark. Yeah, it could be super pitcher friendly one day Yeah, yeah, that's if the winds blowing out though. It's game over Yeah, like any beast get now me and Canon that that weekend gave up this basically the same exact bat of ball and mine ended Up 15 rows back and his ended up caught at the trash. Yeah Just because the wind was blowing directions one day

So if you're as a pitcher if like one of your fielders makes like a diving catch Do you like kind of owe him a? little You'll get your reward later boy But if one of your fielders makes an error is it kind of etiquette for him to like apologize? Part of the game you know they're trying like it's not yeah trying to make yeah I mean the worst thing you could do is be like Upset about it. Yeah, no is that because then the next time you pitch like this guy's not gonna want to play behind you

Yeah, no bad body. Yeah, it's almost like you're like dude. It happens. Yeah, yeah happens I'd be the biggest bitch Throwing your yeah, yeah It's likely baseball get so pissed every second every second yeah, yeah, that's how it goes sometimes gotta be I got a question for Kyle. Oh, sorry go ahead. I always spend 90% of the time. I'm on the mound pissed off It's not very like one-on-one battle that you all it is I mean, it's a very like one-on-one battle that y'all it is You know it is a samurai duel with every person that shows up. Yeah, it's like an old Western We caught wins the last time you were throwing the ball back to the pitcher and you missed him

So I think about that shit all the time. I mean y'all make thousands of successful throws in a row. How's about the answer? Cooper's time Probably last year in double-a see so it's been that long Wilkerman Gonzalez. He's on the team. Yeah. Yeah, he's part of the trade I mean, I don't know if it was a terrible throw. He was pissed about something He went to like bat down the ball, and he like it missed it on you then it was kind of high though Okay, kind of a high throw okay, but I mean one out of like well hundreds of times, but I'm saying what guy on third scored Okay, but I mean one out of like well hundreds of times, but I'm saying what guy on third scored Even if nobody's on do the pitchers get pissed if you fuck that up throw them out there rhythm Oh, do you guys David come on? I don't think you've ever missed me. Yeah, I don't think that's happened to me since honestly now

Well, maybe clock. It's kind of like a break like it's nice. Yeah, like the other day during the game I literally dropped a ball, and I just watched it roll and I was like, I'm not For a ground ball and I dropped it and I watched it roll and I was like, that's my break You guys are familiar with the savannah bananas, yeah, how do you feel about that style of ball? It's pretty cool grow the game yeah they're gonna be playing at the right at Sox Park they're playing here later in the year right really yeah out now granted this is probably like their p1s but they sold out Clemson's football stadium yeah they're doing

what is that 80 90 thousand people I think they sold out in Charlotte, the Panther Stadium. Yeah, yeah they did. I had 40,000 for Sox Park, so yeah, it's insane. It's a weird thing. I was under the impression that like, in the internet age, that a Globetrotter bit wouldn't work because we have so many ways to stay entertained, but I don't know man, there's something about a man on skilts hitting that is just undeniable. I guess yeah

I think it is I've never actually like watched a full game or like never seen seeing what they've been doing But I know they'll incorporate like if a fan catches a ball. Yeah That's cool. That's that key. The fans. It's two hours. They came through Baton Rouge I know a bunch of people who went like super family-friendly. It's two hours. Are they they lean on sex appeal a lot? I do the women go not what the dudes are super hot look. Yeah, I mean well, dude What are you what is it suburban mom love more than a sexy bicep to baseball player? I am true those pants right God you just smell right fellas Pants right god you just smell right fellas

You guys know what you're doing to us Anybody else want to run it. Oh, yeah, who's up next? Hey lace up all right. I'll go you want me to go I'm worried about the trivia. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. All right, you should be much more worried about the bags You gotta go through good start Man what do you think I get Kyle? Kyle got 239 I Didn't know you guys said Zach. Oh, yeah. This guy's fun. Yeah. Yeah, he's the guy with the record. Yes the record. Yeah, you must be big cats I'm close with him. He's a good dude playing with him. Yeah

So where were you minor league wise right before I was with the Portland Seedogs Portland, Maine yeah Oh, yeah like that. It was awesome my great lobster up there great lobster We ever in like some shitty towns though. I mean like there's a lot of homeless people over there But like in Portland, Maine yeah a lot, but it's still beautiful area. You know what I mean seems like it Yeah, yeah, beautiful area like I loved Portland people rave about yeah, I need to go there I would love a good spot. I like Portland. I go up there sometimes and then I was in a Worcester Hometown Worcester you're from Worcester How do you say it saw in right outside of Worcester?

But I live ten minutes from that new park that is put in you guys do like the Cape Cod League I was supposed to that kovat summer And it got canceled so Worcester that's like ten days. Yeah, it's a good time though ten days Yeah, that's where Dante's from. That was there for like 10 days. It was a good time though. 10 days. Yeah, it was a good time. That's how it works, you just play a few games and then bounce. Yep.

Where's Dave? What a lifestyle. Is Dave supposed to be doing this? He's busy. I don't know. Let's go Mike. I got it. You lose?

All right, who's saying go? Oh, you walking through? Yeah, he has. He knows. Yeah. Dave. Dave had a T.J. You ready? Yes.

All right. Ready? 3, 2, 1, go. Be honest, you don't want him to get a better score than you, right? No chance. Right. He's not going to.

Hell no. There you go, Dave. Dave, right on time. Pain it. Pain it. Oh, knock it in. I don't get it. Look at it. Knock it in. Why not? Look at him just surrounding it, dude.

Oh, he's teasing it. There it is. Soccer, soccer. Soccer, soccer, soccer. I'm just trying to get it nice and yet. Woo. Fuck, that's so far away. Woo.

Fucking put it away. It's kind of some impressive goalkeeping going on. Yeah, we got some studs. That looked good. This gave Cam Newton some issues, this one right here. Hold on, hold on. This gave Cam Newton some issues, this one right here? This is the one he never, he couldn't get it. So the original iteration of this was a table, a fold-out table with body armor bottles. And it hit the bottle off. We had to move him on.

We told him he didn't have to finish it. He's a guy you don't wanna make... He was in the big hat. Frustrated. Oh, big hat frustrated okay probably should have been restricted yeah there is trivia you're at a good time don't blow it top 10 vegetables sold in the US yeah think vegetables broccoli gotta be number one as asparagus, eight ivy league schools, harvard, penn, columbia, cornell, dartmouth, go to a different one. top ten vegetables, brussels sprouts, but that's we'll see resources My Brussels sprouts is that one I am how am I how many am I right? Oh? Columbia do you need Judd Abitai movies?

main ingredients in an old-fashioned Whiskey okay there we go God Boxer tell you the vet the vegetables one. Yeah, I think like Brock think like green zucchini Yellow think orange orange carrots. Yeah, very yellow red We need we have to go yeah Oh god, how many am I think having think Brown think Brown and then say Brown Brown Help me out. Brown.

Think brown vegetable. Yeah, brown vegetable. That's a good point. It's one of the best. I don't really eat many. You can mash them. Yeah, potatoes. Yeah, that's another one.

You smell them when you get into Sax Park. Hot dogs. What do you put on hot dogs? Ketchup. A tomato. Dave, that was horrible. That was a horrible way. Time. hot dogs Ketchup tomato Told I'm I was talking onions you smell the grilled onion Mike couldn't name eight Ivy League schools this park smells like fucking tomato Parks great would you smells like tomatoes man? Kyle a good show a two minute club is is considered very good to good

to fair See So it was a 250 254 7 6 yeah, it's not bad at all anything sub 3 is good Yeah, what would you like the mean time here is I like loaf 310 maybe oh, so that's a good time Probably maybe even higher maybe I I Guess begin maybe boys. That's all time. Oh, oh you gotta go. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna catch a flight Yeah, y'all when we get back. Thank you. Thank you for having me. God bless That's all time 87

Yes all time 87 Where yeah, and when it comes to baseball Yeah, not a total over there for baseball a scroll the bottom there skeins. I think is in last skeins was horrible Yeah, really yeah zero athleticism. Well no explosiveness It was I think trivia. I think it was just only thing I got simply trivia. Yeah, yeah, everything else. He was pretty fucking good at I feel you could run into some hard categories like randomly there. There are some that'll get you All right you laced yeah, let's do it Give us a prediction

Me give you guys yeah, yeah, you got to see two runs Call it. I'm hoping I think to sub 230 go for 210 go for 210 210 would be good yeah yeah that'd be really good to just set the record 50 something that would be something 144 big cat would be so agnos 144 Big cats out of town record gets set. Oh my god In a perfect world how many games would be in a MLB season or is it perfect 160s a lot. Yeah, it's 162. I could is a lot yeah, it's 162 I agree. He's a lot, so I'm not yeah You guys never really got a true summer break ever right no hi, I mean like Yeah, after senior of high school this high school. You're just playing like travel while you sound like it's always playing

Yeah, after senior of high school is the last summer break. I've ever had. We gotta get you guys spending your money on vacations. Yeah, taking a Europe vacation. October's a big. That's when you go. Where do you go? I went to the Azores this off season. I heard that's amazing. In Portugal, it was very cool.

It's very cool. My family and I, we went to Northern Italy. Beautiful. That was amazing The Alps I saw the Alps we flew over them beautiful. Yeah, it's a boys. Yeah, TJ. We good on quiz Yes, all right. We're ready when you guys are You have high hopes for him We'll see how it does all right. I I believe on go

three two one go You could tell he's nervous as fuck come on Berg It's all right, oh get it in there There it is! Soccer! Goal! Baseball! Uh oh! Hit a nuke! Yep!

Football! That is so light. He said he was sore. Or is that you? He's doing good Sean watch your bond come on. Oh now you're in his head. Let's go. Let's go on. Let's go reporter Ah, I was gonna feed them ball come on Burke Depth trivia come on come on come on. See better here

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That's gotta be like top ten or fifteen ever probably who is the all-time all-time big cat big cat Who's on the show still Jerry's gonna be hearing about that one I'll be real way you new MLB backers Wow Good for you speed Lord it's not damn where the game Sean Burke really impressive. Yeah, come on Good shit Look at that. What is that boys were up there? Yeah, definitely the best team that was I was impressive The Marlins were pretty good

Were were they were tough who came in from the Marlins? Wow, you're your sixth all six. Wait the new Top you're the top athlete on bars Greg Olson Wow Out of office top out of office is that's it you were you're the number one guest Athlete or not ever ever ever ever You're in his shit ever Wow you want to know some of your phone? Yeah, you want to call somebody or? I'll probably call my dad Call wise I get I call probably call my dad. Yeah, for good. Call Wise. That's impressive. Should I call Wise?

Call Wise. Should I call Kat? I'll call Wise. Are you gonna call him? I'll call him Wise, yeah. It's our bullpen coach, Matt Wise. He'd be proud of me. He'll be proud of me.

Yeah, man. Maybe just let him know he's live. He might not. Yeah, actually, let him know you're live. Well, is he the type I always say something? He might be on a boat right now. He's probably at the beach. Oh, he's one of those guys.

He enjoys it. He could be on a jet ski. Or a jet, yeah, he could be on the jet ski too, he's one of those guys Enjoyed be on a jet ski Or a jet. Yeah, he could be on the jet ski too. He's not answering. There's no way. Hey wise I'm live right now in Barstool, so don't say anything crazy But I just wanted to call you and let you know that I just set the the what the gauntlet record the gauntlet record for All guests on this show you were a big big part in helping me get there Mike's across here It's up coach Maddie here. What up? There is there we got all the boys over here. What's up coach? Good to see ya

Just just wanted to say thank you for kind of the work you did with me He's yeah, he was ecstatic always like welling up. He's crying. Yeah. No, I made sure. What's he, what's he saying? He said make sure Mike doesn't say anything stupid. Oh, don't worry. Yeah, me and Mike just thought it'd be good to let you know, give you a call, say thank you. We thought of you. But yeah, we thought of you. Hope you're enjoying your off day. I'll see you tomorrow. Please don't treat him any differently he might he might got a new favorite Let's go dude. That's funny. That's electric well boys. I appreciate you through that Yeah, yeah, that's impressive work, and let's spin the wheel teach. What if when you guys gotta get wet?

What there's a way there's a wheel that we spin at the end of every episode So you it's filled with the word dry there's one sliver that says wet and one of us has to go get in the shower fully clothed. Yeah, yeah A little something so well we have two more ads holy shit How's t-bob's job? Dave take it away Dave, take it away. Are we doing row? Sure. Row Sparks are a 2-in-1 prescription treatment for stronger, harder erections.

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I think we're about to knock out another interview if you guys can stay for a little bit, but if not got nothing I got these guys having off Dave which means I kind of have enough afternoon, and I think I'm gonna be at the park tomorrow Yeah, perfect Wonderful Dave wonderful. I've never been Have an off day, which means I kind of have an off afternoon, and I think I'm gonna be at the park tomorrow. Yeah perfect Wonderful Dave wonderful. I've never been We're gonna get you out. Take go take me. I'm either going tomorrow or Saturday. Okay. You can go for this van tomorrow Huh Giants tomorrow Giants never ever I feel Devers welcome back to the rain tomorrow Savali is my okay, so volley how's your TBD. Yeah, right or Shane. I don't know Shane's throwing I don't know actually I don't know I all I know is this boy house. Yeah

Yeah, the rest of the work awesome. How's yours nasty? He's nasty. How's there is really good? Yeah, he's a good dude. He's been helpful. I think too with everybody totally like Helping some of the staff out. Do you guys know that sometimes Dave drops white socks from his name? Mm-hmm I haven't this year you haven't this year. No, he goes to lowercase He goes Dave depressed Dave's goes depressed Dave Dave Lowercase you guys haven't really pissed me off though. I Try not to that's gotta be that's gotta be motivation for you. It's kind of inevitable You're gonna get out of it some point

Imagine like you open up Twitter one day, and it's just Dave Just a just you saw he dropped the white. Oh my god Fuck boys we pissed off Dave It just happened fuck boys We pissed off Dave We're gonna look I said you got you guys have been super fun to watch this year Yeah, like I want a record is what the record is Oh, you guys have been really fun to watch this year, and you guys weren't here for the last few years It's it's been

Seriously night and day and like fans. Thank you guys for that. I'm not even kidding Yeah, I can tell a little bit too just from like well. Yeah, and the last year like I wasn't there long But I think that like we're in a lot more games work. We're close dude. You're an inch away Yeah, this guy one run loss you had this guy traveling abroad. He was getting hair transplants He was dressing up as rock stars He was having a midlife crisis because he didn't know what to focus on besides the white socks Yeah, I mean who's like the top white socks super fan Not that like the most famous like um do you guys know the 108 guys?

It's gotta be them wrong 108 I feel like I might have seen some of their stuff on Twitter They're the loud drunk assholes that have season tickets in right field and are just loud drunk assholes And I mean that I don't know if I've seen them in person was things like right field. We're a long way aside. Yeah, that's like yeah You're not inside of the same yeah Yeah, you guys will run into them eventually. I'm sure they John Cusack Yeah, Cusack Yeah, apparently the Pope

Got oh that's gotta feel pretty fun. Yeah, we got pope leo shirts in the locker room Yeah, he's not real like he's a legit white socks fan. It's not like he yeah Is a white socks fan? He's a white socks. That's a huge get huge that might be that might be the most famous Man of any team the biggest get he's the law of one point. Yeah billion people yeah No, arsenal had been he. Arsenal had Bin Laden. Arsenal had Bin Laden? Holy shit! Wait, did he just have one? Yeah, which one was it?

That's crazy, I didn't know Bin Laden. Wait, is there photos of Bin Laden in Arsenal merch? That's so funny. Bin Laden like SpongeBob 2. Yeah, he did. It was on his files. Yeah, his hard drive had a lot of dude. I just found out the A's are in Sacramento. Yeah, yeah, we went embarrassing that I didn't know that but no it just happened for like a few years they're gonna be They're about to break ground in Vegas right did I just really yeah, yeah, I think I saw a video of them um

Until like a couple days ago. They didn't have like a future home It was gonna be this triple a stadium in Fans like Sacramento can't get like they can't buy in no no yeah I don't think they're really think they I mean they were selling more tickets at the triple a stadium than they were in Oakland because of the novelty of it. I guess going to say you saw them. Yeah, right. I'm not gonna lie. It wasn't bad No, I like fan base Small small stadium, but I mean it was yeah, it was packed for like what the stadium held Yeah, they did a nice job like locker room too. Yeah, like it's beyond left field, but they put a

There's like two locker rooms in there because obviously the triple-a team still plays there so then we have our own Oh, I didn't really teams I didn't know that until 2008 yeah, yeah, it's pretty small. Yeah, yeah, Heidi. There's people now feel I went to I went That's what he's known as We lost another number one identifier. I went in love your guys 21st loss in a row last year in Oakland and I'm assuming you haven't been there as a fan. No I have you have So shitty and so awesome. I loved every second. Did you come with us Danny? Yeah, you did on a Tuesday

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the best surface in baseball Yeah, like old Coliseum. This is the best like playing surface in baseball nice and sandy Yeah, that's a note. It was saying that Vargas was saying that too Say that I wouldn't know either, but I'll never know I Guess yeah, I mean either it was it was the worst place on earth, but the best place on earth gave me that yeah, I Think more major sports should be in cities where there's nothing else to do Because like if I'm in Miami, I don't know if I'm gonna go see a baseball game

Yeah, but like Green Bay. I'll go see that's's for Green Bay. Kansas City? Yeah. Goin'. Yeah, the Chiefs, love the Royals. Not much competition. Maybe like... Today's episode's cool. Yeah? That was a cool stadium. Yeah, that's a cool stadium.

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