The Yak - Nick Bought the Most Powerful Object in the Universe | The Yak 1-17-23

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, hold that up. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. Whoa. It's the act. We're back. So we just have a fart in the intro now?

Yeah, that was dope. Did you see that, Big Cat? That was sick. In the intro, now there's a fart. It's the first thing. Fart guys. I was like, what is that? And then I realized it was the string. We're back for the first time since the chaos of Friday.

That was a lot of fun. It was a ton of fun. I felt like shit. My tummy hurt bad. Bad. We should have puked like a million times like me. Yeah. But I tried.

Try as I might. Yeah. We might have puked like a million times like me. Yeah. But. I tried. Try as I might. Yeah. We might have to do that one again. And I loved the physical challenge part of it. I like. Yeah. I like having a challenge in the middle of a drunk. Yeah.

How'd you guys feel after? My head hurt. But it was coming in waves. Where like out of nowhere I would feel like I just had this splitting headache. And then it would go away after like five minutes. It's a tumor. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Ron, how'd you feel? I mean. I felt good. I just had this splitting headache, and then it would go away after like five minutes. It's a tumor. Yeah, probably. Rowan, how'd you feel?

I mean, I rewatched the tape. You guys dumped out half your tank. When? You know when. Friday. We did? Did you? Absolutely not.

Where the hell is my team? Where's my team to back me up here? I've won back-to-back races. Everyone's like, oh, Roan doesn't drink. I won back-to-back races. People are fully convinced that I was fake drinking the entire time. You were. And then I fake threw up.

Well, you did. I just want to know how it hurt your shoulders. Gas. So we were having... We were all throwing up together, and you were like, no, I'll go throw up by myself. There was three heads in the same trash can. I didn't want to be the fourth. I was crying, laughing, watching back those clips of just

so much puke. Just so much puke. You had that weird oblong snot bubble. Yeah. I puke hard. I go full send when I puke. I'm not a dainty puker. I'm an emotional puker. Really'm an emotional puker.

Really? A lot of tears. Looks like I'm crying. It's a release. You're not. It's an orgasmic release. There goes girl Tommy. Girl Tommy's here. KB, what was your biggest takeaway watching it with a sober brain? Also, shout out KB for cleaning the studio.

That was crazy. I did it on camera. I know, but it was crazy. I wouldn't have done it off camera. Yeah, true. But were you like, this is just chaos? It made me want to relapse, to be honest. Just seeing how much fun you guys had doing nothing, talking about nothing in particular. That's why I drank in the first place.

Yeah. Talk with the boys. Yeah, how were the vibes different from a beer drinking case race? I think the vibes were better. Yeah, I think they were happier. It wasn't as competitive. It was more friendly competition. More people were on the same team.

Also, yeah, that and also it felt so much more painful. So it was like a relief when we lost. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, we're done. We don't have to do this anymore. Yeah. It hurt pretty bad. I got home and I had AirPods in my pocket.

Yeah, I really like that. Dude, I had to spend so much money. How much? You didn't have to replace them with AirPods. We know how much AirPods cost. You could have cheaply replaced them. At the airport, they jack up the price, but apparently there's some thing where you can go to Best Buy and do like, if you have the receipt, you can be like, I spent this much money.

How much do they cost here? And then they'll give you your money back. Yeah. A return cost? Doesn't sound real. Seems crazy. Some weird thing. Best Buy would just give you money.

No, like they'll let you exchange them for a pair that they have because they jack up the price at the airport. But they know no one's going to do that. They know no one's going to go to Best Buy. So you wouldn't get any money back. You would just get a different pair of AirPods. You would get refunded, and then they would give you, or I don't know, something like that. So you'd get the difference in the price and the AirPods.

Yeah, something like that. $360. Oh. Yeah. Why don't you just buy wired phones? I need the, I wanted the AirPods. I'm not going to say the name, but why is there a name on your AirPods that's not your name?

My mom's. You stole those. No, she said they don't fit in her ears. She gave them to me. Wait, your mom complained about something? Yes. She wasn't complaining. She said she didn't like them, so she gave them to me.

Oh, man. I love them, though. I really like the AirPod. I love them, too. I lost like six pairs. Really? And then I just went back to wired headphones. I've never lost them.

I think you could have gone one trip, just one trip without noise cancelling. I was pretty sure that they were gone. You thought they were gone forever? Because they were dead, so I couldn't track them. You still have the pair I gave you? Those were like six pairs ago. I don't even try to buy them anymore. I know.

That's what I... Really? I buy big headphones. I go over here. I started copying Roan. Yeah. I like the accessory that you can... Nick, I started copying you.

I put on boots. Damn, you did. Shit. Three of us have new shoes in here. Wait, Nick, those are actually your pants? Yeah. I thought they'd fit well. I thought they were Dungeons & Dragons pants. These are my Dungeons & Dragons pants. We just played three

and a half hours of Dungeons & Dragons. It was awesome. I can't tell if they're pajama pants or bespoke. These are wool. Bespoke. Nah, that's tangerine oatmeal. What did you guys do for tangerine oatmeal? You can't do oatmeal again.

You rocking the marmalade wands? Yeah, no, these are... Are you talking about Brandon's? What is he rocking? He's rocking a pair of shoes that are not age appropriate. These are fantastic. You know what? I take back that comment. Someone said that to me the other day, and I was like, what the fuck do you wear?

Wear whatever you want. Jordan's is for high schoolers and hoopers. I had these shoes when I was 16 years old, and I just got to buy them again. It was fantastic. It's kind of fun. They just kind of look like a B. It's kind of fun. Yeah. You just kind of look like a bop at Extreme, Brandon.

Thank you. The outside. Yeah, they do. Should we talk about the elephant in the room? Stephen Chay is the biggest loser of all time. Did you fire him from content?

No, I moved him back up to third floor. You can't find his desk. I posted a picture. Can you pull it up? I actually did floor. You can't find his desk. I posted a picture. Can you pull it up? I actually did a very good job of organizing his desk. I cleaned his desk for him.

I just happened to clean it in a different place. Okay. Look at that. Oh, that looks great. I got heroes here at 8 in the morning. I took his whole desk from the second floor and put it on the third floor. He's with the engineers where he should be. Trust the data. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a loser, Steven. You have a window engineers where he should be. Trust the data.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a loser, Steven. You have a window seat now. I had a window seat before. It actually does look way better up there. Yeah. That's why I understand why KB's always up there now.

Mm-hmm. What do you have to say for yourself? It was an embarrassing performance, and I apologize to the nation. It was disgusting.

It was almost an unwatchable game. And, I mean, we got our ass handed to us. Is that a real apology? I thought it was very watchable. Everybody knew it was going to happen. Was it? I said it on the rundown that it was going to be a blowout.

And Nicky knows ball. Yeah. It sucked. And I don't really know what to do now because there's no clear path. It's not like, all right, just make this change and we're good. You've got to wait five months for Brady to tell you what he's going to do. He's going to hold you hostage. He's not coming back.

No, he's not coming back to that press conference. He's not going to tell them until June. No, but you have to start moving forward with that knowledge in your head, Stephen. You have to fucking know that he's not coming back. You don't think he's coming back to the NFL? Or do you think he's coming back to the Bucs? It sounds like he is coming back to the NFL. Just not the Bucs.

First predicted by me last year. He's done. He's done. Another team's going to fall for him now? Yes, absolutely. Why? He's done. Dude, look at the guys that started at quarterback this year.

If you don't have the best offensive line in the league, he is done. You absolutely need a very, very good offensive line. The problem with him is that it's not his arm. His arm is fine. He just is so afraid of it. Panic. Yes. He literally cannot have people around his feet.

Yes, you're correct. It's over, Steven. You have nothing. Yeah, what do you want? Hope. Okay. Kyle Trask. Is Kyle Trask hope? This is dark. at least for a couple months yeah you get to get number 19 pick you gotta figure out what you want if richardson's there oh that's a good one it's very raw i mean we'll see that's that's a a long project but i wouldn't be there

i don't take it you say you see uh dane Brugler's two-round mock this morning? I did not, no. Come on. You're going through it. Do you know how much more of, like, it's not just your team loss. Like, your legacy at Barstool Sports lost. You have nothing. I'm not going to lie.

My body's failing right now. I don't know. I'm not going to lie. My body's failing right now. Why? I don't know. I just... Grief. Your body never fails. It is. No, it is.

Like this morning I woke up and then drove my kids somewhere and then I took a nap. Oh my God. You took a depression nap? Yeah. How long was the nap? An hour. I had to set an alarm to make sure. Some sad shit.

Yeah, that is. You took a depression nap. An hour. I had to set an alarm to make sure. Some sad shit. Yeah, that is. You took a depression nap. That's one of the best sleeps. Taking your kids to school, coming back, taking a quick hour before you get back up for your day is a fantastic hour of sleep. Felt good. I had the chills last night. I wasn't sure if I was nervous or disappointed or whatever.

You got COVID. No, I tested myself for COVID last night and it was quite negative both times. You have two tests just laying around? I have several tests laying around. Hundreds. Okay, so depression nap. Drove home last night, full sweatshirt, jersey, undershirts, coat on, heat on absolute high the whole time. Hey, you know there's other sicknesses that aren't COVID.

Yeah, you're sick. You have like the flu or something. No, I took my temperature and stuff like that like normal. But if you have the chills and you have to drive home with the heat blasting, it could be. I think he's just taking his body. Yeah, I think he just gets sick because of the Bucs. Yeah, his body's rejecting the loss.

It's like when an old person's really tired. Yeah, losing their spouse. No, your body won't accept it. Like little and old Dan right now. Maybe there's some sort of like self-plowed button on the TB12 method, and as soon as he's done with the playoffs, they just self-destruct everyone. I think my body's just tired of this year, and it's over, which is in some ways a relief.

Tired of the season or tired of the year? Wow, a relief. It's like when a parrot dies. I mean, you watch the Bucs. It's horrible. One of the worst seasons, Maybe the worst I can remember. Even when we were 2-14, we knew we were going to suck.

So in a couple days, you're going to be like, well, the Bucs are in a better place now. Give me two days. They're out of their suffering. Yep. Man, you're actually making me feel bad. No, I'm pretty distraught over it.

Did you guys see the move I pulled on him last night? It was actually like, I even in the moment was like, this is borderline too mean. You were just leaning up like inches from his face. Just berating him. Did you have the clip

of the one moment I'm talking about? I afterwards I was like did I was I too mean and then I remembered like this guy can't be beat.

He doesn't take damage. Yeah even though it seems like right now he's taking damage. But not from you just from the bucks. Yeah from the bucks. They're the only thing

that can damage him. Yeah. This is the lowest I that can damage him. Yeah. This is the lowest I've ever seen you. The desk phasing, while not ideal, doesn't phase me. Yeah. 31-6. On this field, we all play a part. Uh-oh.

Give me a hug, Steven. Come on. Come on. Give me a hug. Just kidding. Oh, fuck you. Born it bad. He was going to be the small spoon.

Get out of here. He was about to let me hold him and cradle him. Yeah, that one moment I was like, that was probably too mean. Yeah, I mean, we honestly never had a chance. They went three and out on the first drive, and after that, it was all down. Well, he has been deathly insufferable over the last few years. Yeah, that's the thing. You know, like I was sitting next to him when the Bucs eliminated the Eagles last year,

and there was a self-assured smugness that he just kind of wore inside of him, internalizing what it meant to be a winner. And that's not healthy for anyone. And you're kind of getting that demon exercise from your body right now, coming back down to earth, because the Bucs have nothing to look forward to. You're about to enter a total rebuild. No receivers are young enough, and they're all too expensive. Their running backs are stopgap guys who you really can't be

excited about their offensive line it was the reason that they suck so badly this year their quarterbacks about to be out of there their defense i mean maybe vita vea you're excited about but like even he's moving into a different stage of his career where he needs to be surrounded by incredible players you're fucked they have the right coach i mean these are questions they're getting rid of their oc aren't they it was the golden boy a year ago yeah yeah i mean how much of that was really him how much was you know brucerans the offense tom brady yeah it's a it's a really sad state of affairs and um i'm not quite sure how to move forward i don't even know. I don't even know what the next step could be for them. If they get rid of the head coach, who wants that job?

No one. Their roster's full of old dudes. I think their roster's fine. They had like nine pro bowlers a year ago. A year ago and a year later it's old dudes. A lot of those guys are young. Who? Carlton Davis, Antoine Winfield, Devin White, Vita Vea.

These guys are young guys. Devin White, you cried when you drafted Devin White. Didn't cry. Yeah, you did. I wasn't thrilled about it. How could you take a linebacker at five? Positional value, yeah. But, I mean, they have more foresight than I do.

So, yeah. I'm a dog without his weight right now. This is actually incredible. You've somehow flipped it on me. I should be relishing in this, and you should be steadfastly optimistic. What if this is the turn point? How do I defend myself? What if I have a new chain from here on out?

Yeah, no, I know you have no leg to stand on, but you've always found a way. I mean, I'm sure once if we get a good draft pick, maybe we sign a good quarterback. Yeah, you've got to bring Jameis back. I mean, I'm sure, like, you know, once if we get, you know, a good draft pick, maybe we sign a good quarterback. Yeah, you've got to bring Jameis back. I'll have my – Oh, God. Damn. It was like Derek Carr.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Derek Carr, the reason he got benched was he was not taking hits and standing in the pocket. So, I mean, I don't see how that's necessarily an upgrade. What about Nick Foles? Nick Foles. Nick Foles won a Super Bowl against Tom Brady. So, it's like he's obviously a better option. You're leveling Tom Brady up.

So, where would he go if he doesn't go to the Bucs? Vegas. Titans. I think the Titans are a very real option. Dolphins. No. How much liner is he going to play? The Niners, if he could do it.

I think Brock Purdy's Kurt Warner. It could be. Brock Purdy's Kurt Warner. It could be. Brock Purdy stinks. Brock Purdy might be Tom Brady. You said it yourself on Saturday. I said he looked like Mr. Irrelevant again. Material change. Is there any chance he retires?

Cowboys are beating the Niners. There is, but Joe Buck and Troy have been one on SVP last night and said we talked to him before and we'd be pretty surprised if he doesn't come back. kind of have to I mean after he I think one shit on ESPN for not showing us that extra point oh yeah yeah that was really annoying I don't think we noticed that honestly the fifth extra point after he missed the first four they did not show us the the yeah they came in they came back from replay and it was falling down from the net yeah that was annoying I was the most excited I've been for a stat.

I woke up from a nap, saw four. Four is unheard of. Four in a row. Two is unheard of. Unheard of. Two, I'd be like, prove it. And he did it both ways. Four.

Yeah. And then I did watch the game after that to see the fifth, and then they didn't show it until, like, the very end. Damn. Yeah, they showed it going through. Man, was that on purpose? No, I think they were showing a replay. What happens to him?

He's got to be cut. I don't think he's going to be. Five days, six days before you play your next game. I mean, they don't have to learn a new system. It's just fucking kicking it through the uprights, right? Yeah, but who's out there? Who's out there that you can plug into a playoff situation? That's fair, but I mean, nobody misses four extra points in a game.

I would be very worried if I was the Cowboys. Well, they didn't even kick a few at the end. They're four-point underdogs. Four is so crazy that it's not even – I don't even call it a bad performance. Yeah, no, he got the yips live on air. It's real. It was weird to see. He yelled six putting the first hole at the Masters.

Yes. That's insane. The fact that he went wide right, wide right, then wide left. That's the yips. He was clearly in his own head. He threw a dork in there too, didn't he? He doesn't even have an Instagram. He has a fan page Instagram.

Oh, no. The last post was like four months ago, and that had like a thousand comments. Oh, that's awesome. They're trashing the fan page. I wonder what they are saying to him in the locker room. I wish I would be so fascinated to see his life the last, whatever, 12 hours. I don't know. What is the coping mechanism there?

One, have someone take your phone away and just lock yourself in a room. The players were visibly pissed about the fourth one. Yeah, Dax said go for fucking two. But everyone on the field is coming up patting him on the helmet like they understand. They probably didn't want him to kill himself after the game. At least they didn't get a kicker. I hate all these people, by the way. This is his fan page?

That's not his real account, no. Money Marr. This is hilarious. I actually like these people. Why? Who are you to do this? They have so much frustration. They have to let it out somewhere.

This is healthy. They have to go find his fan page. He's not getting it, and these people are getting this anger out. Did you say the yips? There was never a high-pressure situation. Rick and Kiel, didn't that happen in the playoffs? It was just the fact that it was the playoffs? Well, Rick and Kiel missed.

You pull up that start, it was, what, Braves-Cardinals? And he missed. He just started throwing it behind the guys in the playoff start. But, yeah, that was insane. It was crazy. Like when Morton Anderson missed that field goal. The 99 NFC Championship. You think that was the yips?

No, it was Gary Anderson. That was just missing a big kick. He only missed one. That's what I mean. He hadn't missed one all year. I said, why that as the yips? Yeah, but that's just pressure getting to a guy. I don't think that's the yips. Yips is when you just can't do

a normal thing that you do all the time. His brain can't do it. And didn't he only miss three kicks this season? He's a good kicker. He's a great kicker. I think he's missed three extra points this season. Maybe wrong. I probably misconstrued that.

Can we show these highlights or no? It's YouTube, right? Should we do a reenactment with the beach balls and someone can kind of hold up their arms as a football post? I don't think we could accidentally miss. Have you guys ever seen Charles Barkley's golf swing? Yeah, we have. Yips? No, I think he's just bad golf. That'sley's golf swing? Yeah, we have. Yeah. What?

The yips. No, I think he's just bad at golf. That's just how he swings? Yeah, yeah. I think he fixed it. He did fix it. So funny. Yeah.

He's really bad at golf. What a piece of shit. Golf swings are hard. A lot of people don't have a good golf swing. What were the stats from that game, TJ? You can just give me that. Five wild pitches in, I think, the first inning. I mean, that's crazy. That's pretty much the same thing give me that. Five wild pitches in I think the first inning. I mean, that's

crazy. That's pretty much the same thing. Five wild pitches. He was throwing it like they weren't just wild. They were wild. He turned himself into a solid Major League outfielder after that. But just talking about a moment that happened live in a pressure situation where someone just completely crumbles.

He changed positions? Yeah, he played outfield. He made a clear out of it, yeah. He actually was like pretty decent. It's actually like an incredible story. What are you doing, bro? Tying a string. Okay. I feel like Tommy would do some shit like that.

So, Steven, what are you? Tommy definitely knows all the knots. Smokes? No, no. Your son? What do you have to live for? Not like in a mean way. The data.

Data. My NBA picks, 59 and 29. No, no. Your son. What do you have to live for? Not like in a mean way. The data. Data. My NBA picks, 59 and 29. My family. The draft for agency. Like the order there. We'll see. Yeah.

How much money do they have to spend? Not a lot. Anytime you have to say, like, what's most important in my life is my family, you're either down really bad Or you said something super offensive And are trying to cape for it I don't think I said anything offensive Not yet Yeah, you'll get there

Like Andrew Callahan You didn't like my reaction to John Moran's dunk He's the best apologizer Why? He apologized? Yeah, he's the best post-rape apologizer. I want to hear about this guy because I saw it and I was like, he probably knows everything. Steven on Saturday did do verbal blackface again, so I want to just report that.

What, after the onside kick? No, it was after John Morant's dunk. What did he say? He went, oh, God. Oh, God. That's exactly what he said. He went, oh, God. Oh, God. That's exactly what he said. He went, God. That's the top five in-game dunk probably ever.

Complete natural reaction. Sometimes they'll just turn you into a Baptist preacher. Yeah, it was just wild. I mean, did you see the dunk? It was crazy dunk. To his ankles. Oh, God. Oh, God.

We're betting the Stephen Adams rebounding props had the game on, and that was the sole positive of that night. Grizzlies are fun to watch. Yeah. So, KB, explain this guy, because I follow him on Instagram. I never really got into him. I used to watch some of the All Gas No Breaks videos, where he would just go to crazy places

and interview idiots. Right. And he became like a pretty big deal. Huge, yeah. I don't know if, did he do anything in the videos or just hold the microphone? I think he just interviewed dumb people. And just made them look bad. He always took the moral and political high ground. Okay.

And then he had a movie come out on HBO or something? Yeah. Was it on HBO or Netflix? HBO. Okay. And then. And then he had a movie come out on HBO or something? Yeah. I think it was on, was it on HBO or Netflix? HBO. HBO. So huge. I get the peak of his career.

A little tip for anyone out there. Don't ever do anything like. Too big. Really big. Don't ever succeed. Happened to me with the ESPN show. What happened to you? Well, I mean, they were like, hey, remember this podcast you did in 2013 with Dave about Sam Ponder?

Like, don't ever go above, don't ever get ahead of yourself. Yeah. Or also don't do what he did, which I won't do. You could also just do that. You'd be a good person. That would be an easier way, I guess, now that I'm thinking about it. What did he do? Seems like at the very least, he's just

a huge creep and an asshole. But a new term I never heard came out. It was sex pest. That's a vintage term. It's an old term. It was new to me. I never heard someone be called a sex pest before. Was it kind of like an Aziz situation?

I don't think so. I think it was worse. It was? Yeah, it wasn't. He was sober. Several girls came out, and they said he would travel a lot. He'd go to their city, and they would DM him first. They were fans. Then he would pretty much just get right to the point, come over, let me come over. Or let me come over, so he was pressuring them for a spot to stay.

That was like his move. Egg them for some pussy repetitively until they were worn out. Is he like a get them drunk, I'm sober guy? Or am I making that up? I think Scotty was some of that too. Always that. That's like the biggest creepy thing is when they're like, oh, I don't drink, but I bought you a bottle.

Right. So and then what was his apology? I didn't even watch it. It was like I'm like, he did did he like learned from other people who have been lambasted for bad apologies and was like took full responsibility like acknowledged his victims uh like validity and what they said and then said that he's going to go off of social media and stop drinking altogether you going to rehab yeah i think he's already there. I think he immediately checked into a psych ward. Yeah.

Oh. Understandable. Yeah. I don't know. So when he was like, he had just hit the pinnacle of his career. He just had broken through. He's been pretty big for a long time. HBO is doing HBO shit.

He was working with Tim Heidecker. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. He had to acknowledge that everything that everybody said was true. He didn't refute a single thing. He went on that dude Ethan's... H3H3.

H3H3. That guy. That dude is... Yeah. He's tough sometimes. And then he was like, if you're an influencer you can't fuck fans straight up because you will end up raping them so he didn't say that but he was like he was like you can't you just outright cannot fuck fans i mean it is uh it's not a bad idea to just not do that i'd agree but also a solid

idea to just be like hey i'm not gonna travel all around and be like who am i fucking tonight where are they that's definitely the way to handle it but also like uh he is not like like that's the reason why he did what he did like it's he still was in the wrong it's like oh he could have avoided that if he just didn't fuck fans that's their fault for being fans of his your victim blaming is what I'm saying bro what the hell you just put a lot of words in my mouth that kid shouldn't have been eating that hamburger in the driver's seat

it is very weird to think about kids alive so not to be serious but like a celebrity fan interaction like that, like, the fan feels like they know the person

so well and they're probably already like, a little bit in love with them. Yeah, that's what they're saying. Right. Yeah,

and also, I don't know. There's bad playbooks. I don't have a shit about, I don't really know this guy at all. I don't really have anything to say. But like, the Chris D'Elia playbook

is like, that's a bad playbook that when you have so much power, it's like probably a natural thing to fall into being like, oh, I have the upper hand on everyone I talk to. Yeah, I think it's probably a bad idea to fuck anyone that you like automatically have like a advantage on. Right. Oh, this person's obsessed with me.

Then there's like a lot of problems. They've never met me before. There's probably a lot of... Yeah, you don't know me. Yeah, but it's hard not to play on a cheat code sometimes. Right. I mean, if you've got that cheat code built in, you... If you have any sort of self-control, I would say no, it's not right to play on a cheat code.

I mean, if you're getting into, like, being on social media to fuck people, it's a bad idea. There's people who get famous to fuck people. Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah. They're fools. How many famous people resist the urge to fuck people? Not a lot of them. Beatles. They're fools. How many famous people resist the urge to fuck people? Not a lot of them. I bet some do.

I'm sure some do, but I feel like famous people fuck people. It almost always leads to sticky situations. Yeah. At the least, it's going to lead to someone being like, look at these weird text messages this guy sent me. The Rick and Morty creator. Holy shit. Wait, what happened with him?

Oh, boy. Why don't you just drop out of high school and become my little whore? Wait, what? Why are you such a jailbait? His was straight up 15. Jailbait. Did you guys see? He was using a lot of slurs.

A lot of slurs. He was like, I'm Atlanta drunk right now. I was like, what's that mean? I actually know what that means. Shit. Someone commented on that and they were like, dude, you can't blame him.

He was Atlanta drunk. He was Atlanta drunk. Wait, when did this happen? They've been building a case for him for two years apparently. He's a straight up Justin Roiland? Yeah, he does Rick and Morty.

I never watched the show. It's a funny show. It is. Oh, you can't say that now? No. It was just like straight up being like oh, fuck. You're young. I wish you were like 10 years older

and then proceed to like keep talking to her. Jailbait, you stupid bitch. Why don't you age 10 years? I'm just like, what the fuck? And then he would call her like the N-word and like the F-slur and then she'd be like, LOL. Jesus. Yeah. It's crazy. He got arrested for domestic abuse on his-

Oh, yeah. That was some other shit. Yeah. Just everything. He's just a terrible, terrible human being. I think everybody knows he's an asshole. But his show is so good, though. That's what always happens.

And everyone comes out like, oh, this Andrew Callahan, who I thought everyone thought he was good. Right. Kate was a massive fan. Everyone's like, oh, this dude is a huge creep. I knew him back from Seattle days. He was always a creep. Everyone says that about him.

Hilarious. It's not funny, or it's just funny how it changes. How just once the well is poisoned, that everybody comes up sick. Yeah. It's crazy. I saw a funny tweet that was like, they were Yeah. It's crazy. I saw a funny tweet that was like, they were like,

how's the show going to continue? And they were like, 90% of white dudes can do both the Rick and Morty voice. Yeah, I hear it. Perfected it. And aren't there, there's like a whole writing staff now. Didn't he used to write it all himself maybe?

I don't know. I've only seen a couple episodes of the show, but it's very funny. I don't know if they'd continue the show or not. It might be bought, though. It might have a bunch of seasons bought. I would assume they'd continue it. I think it's pretty hard to not continue a show that big just because one dude is a fucking weirdo.

Wasn't his co-writer a weirdo, too? It's the guy that did Community. Dan Harmon. Dan Harmon. Did he do anything weird? I don't know. Everybody's just fucked up. Yeah.

Yeah, these people are just... I'm playing some video games. Oh, you met the... Just jerk off. Jerk off and play Warzone. Yeah, JJL. I played so much World of Warcraft and there's no temptation of pussy in that game.

No. No women. I'm just focused on defeating the anime. Any games with a campaign. You're locked in. Yeah, if it's a campaign, if they're calling it a campaign. And the campaign of World of Warcraft is unfinishable. Yeah.

You're lit. The hardest campaign I ever played was Elden Ring and I almost threw my controller across the room and then I deleted the game from my PlayStation.

You didn't fuck that entire year. I didn't fuck for 60 hours, that's for sure. Yeah. I was like, I had the game for like a week

and I already had multiple full days played. You can see how many days you've played. I was like, this game fucking sucks. Campaigns suck. That game is so hard.

Too hard. The perfect difficulty level was Tony Hawk Underground. What? It was very advanceable. You don't really need... There are some easy... It's just hard enough. The original Call of Duty campaigns... Call of Duty campaigns are really good.

Those are the perfect level of difficulty. Jet Set Radio 2, MW3. It takes you like a day and a half. I like Jet Set Radio. And it's mostly like a story. That shit came with the Xbox. You go around with the spray paint, right? Yes.

Good campaign. Elden Ring. Or not Elden Ring. Zelda, Breath of Wild. Great campaign. And then Mario Odyssey. Great campaign. Get us.

I haven't played either of those two, but I want to. Mario Odyssey is very fun. We're just getting the... I've never liked the real world Marios. That one's fun. I recommend that one. I beat that in like a day. Mario N64 was the best.

This is the cheat code on how to not get canceled for chasing underage pussies. Yeah, we're getting everyone off the scent. Like, look at these. Start playing Mario, man. Yeah, just talking about... Start playing this kid's game. It'll get rid of all of your urges. More video games. What the fuck did Dana White do, dude?

He defended himself? Have you guys... Have you guys seen that slap league? I don't know if it's the one that will... Oh, in Pakistan? No, no. There was one in Vegas. I don't know if it's the one that Dana White...

It is insane. Those have been around for a while. Those have been around for a really long time. The one's going viral today because the guy swelled up immediately. Can you find his face, TJ? Have you guys seen this picture? That guy shouldn't be in the video. Yeah, the video is crazy.

He went all the way to the... He won the whole thing, and his entire face was bloodied and three times the size. He must have a thick spine. It was misshapen. I don't understand how you just sit there and just like, yeah, let's just keep going.

It's crazy. It's actually one of like... I'm not, I love UFC, I love boxing. I was watching this, I was like, do I like this? I don't think I like this. I've always liked those videos. I used to watch them a lot. Slap videos? The slap competitions.

Where do y'all go to when you want to watch beheadings these days? Live leak? I gotta say it. Live leak is, yeah, live leak is, yeah. I never got into that. Bless me, TJ. Live leak. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, live leak. I don't want that. I never got into that. Bless me, TJ. I've never fucked with that.

The YNC. I just remember one of my buddies telling me that he watched an ISIS beheading and then he just projectile vomited everywhere. And I was like, that's all I need. Pussy. Yeah, I was like, I'm good on that. Damn. I watched a good documentary last night.

I watched that documentary about the NBA ref who was betting. Look at this. Look at this guy's face. Did that happen in that one shot? No, no, no. It happened over the course of the tournament. It looked like his face looked normal before he got hit. Oh, it wasn't.

No, it wasn't. What's he doing? I think you can't hit on the top of the head. From what I understand, and this is just literally me watching it with no sound in bed last night, which is weird, but they kept on pointing to, oh, he hit

me too high. Like a below the belt hit. Yeah, right. He hit close to the eye and stuff. That makes sense. That's where the brain is. Something had to have broken, right? Yes. If you're supposed to hit on the jaw, how do they not get broken jaws all the time? How does that guy who

probably has a broken jaw just kept on getting slapped? Also, if you're not a champion slapper, why would you keep doing it? If you're like a mid-level slapper? Why would you continue to do that? I guess it's like less of a lift than a whole boxing match. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You just have to stay in there. No cardio. It should be like one slap a day. Yeah, you don't have to. Like a long tournament. You don't have to be a great athlete. You just have to be tough.

Oh, no. Pakistani slap kibati is what I'm talking about. Oh, then the dude's jumping. Yes. That shit is awesome. Wait, pull that up. That is fire. Yo, TJ, pull that up.

Also, that is the sport. TJ, can you pull up another clip of that guy? Because the other part of that, I want to see the Pakistani, but the other part of this slap competition, they will wind up and do, like, fakes, which is terrifying. Yeah, how can they do that? He would go at full speed and then stop right in front of your face. To what?

To do what? Oh, I don't know. To get like. Go to. No, I want to see the boys in the dirt pit. Yeah, I want to see the boys outside. This shit is sweet, but that's more of a tag. I kind of want to see where that one's going.

No, no. Go to like YouTube. Oh, this is YouTube. My bad. The one I saw. I know what you're talking about. It was like dirty. It was like there was a mud pit around where they were slapping each other.

We're moving like... Can you use Google? It's like a sass. There it is. A sass. This is it. This is slap kabaddi, dude. Oh!

Wait. Chest slaps. It's the best sport in the world, I think. This takes athleticism. Just dance. Are they juking? Oh! You allowed to do that?

Yeah! He's so good! Why are they, like, performing like they're letting them through? This is professional wrestling. That is awesome. I think that's really what it comes down to is watching the slap fights. I think the fact that there's no defense is what makes it fucked up. You know what I mean fucked up you know i

mean like you can't but what happens when you go into a match like you're playing somebody six eight three hundred pounds you know you're not gonna win what there are weight divisions i believe all right well the one we saw the guy was a lot bigger can you pull that oh oh Oh They're wearing mouth guards Wait, I wasn't that bad. There's a reason she's one and now I Missed lap wheels about yours Huh, oh no, no, I wasn't gonna slap at all That's kind of a brick of a slap. This one's scheduled.

No, I think it's all about, you know, your schedule. Oh, Arnold. Who was there catching a check? Everyone has an equal chance. I'm trying to find it. Everyone has an equal chance, huh? Toth will go first. Toth?

Here it is. Yeah, he launched him. I've seen him wobble a little bit. He doesn't understand a word you're saying. They're checking his chin. You cannot drop your chin to obstruct that jaw. Here we go. Mad Max.

Oh, he's cooked. Oh! Oh! Mad Max. He's terrified. Oh, he's cooked. Oh. Oh. Mad Max. He's terrified. Oh, my God. I feel like if you fall, you're out.

Yeah. He's out. Is he out? He's out. Oh. Yeah. I don't know. This might be the edge. I think we're going to pass. Yeah. I don't know. This might be the edge. I think we're going to pass.

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Oh my gosh. I had more of Kate's tank. Did you? You made more tank? Yeah, recipe, yeah. Yeah, we should have put high noon in that recipe. I feel like high noon could really take a recipe like that over the top. Yeah, agreed. It takes any occasion over the top. Yeah, agreed. Takes any occasion over the top. So head over to your local liquor store

and get some high noons today. DJ, I sent it to you. The wind up is what's the scariest thing, like, ever. I like watching slap boxing while I'm drinking a high noon. You do? Oh yeah, with your high noon? I like it too, with my peach.

I can't stop thinking about high noons. It just invades every part of my life. It's the best drink in the world. Are you on lime now? Peach is my favorite, but I don't want to be that guy. Mine are all a tie for first. Yeah. They don't make a bad high noon.

No. Well, that's why I like it so much. Yeah. And when I'm done, I eat the can. Like a goat. Yeah. Like Oscar the Grouch like it so much. Yeah. And when I'm done, I eat the can. Like a goat. Yeah. Like Oscar the Grouch. The best part.

Yeah. You guys see the Iowa Husband Calling competition? Yes, that was incredible. I feel like that would be great to go, like, to, like, film, like, do a long video on that because that shit is just. It should. What is it? Husband Calling.

It seems silly when I saw the title, then they you could tell that they were good and that they actually did it and they actually like called had to call their husband it's like uh like how someone would call for a dog or a horse or something hollering at your husband oh kind of in like a you know impatient tone like a farm wife type of way. Like the fucking pot pie is ready. Say their names? Yeah. It's fucking awesome.

When was that? Shit, we're going to have to watch it, right? Yeah, we're going to have to. Bob! Bob! Bob! Hurry up! I don't want to be late.

Oh. Bob, hurry! Hurry! Bob! Robert! Dean. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Keith.

Keith. Yoo-hoo. That's not. That should be on top five. The clock says. Now you're rethinking that statement. What's this? Daryl.

That's good. Roy! Can you hear me? You get yourself in here right now. Come on. You know you're going to be late again, and you know that I want to get there on time. Roy!

Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy! Oh, that is number one. I'm not going to lie. I hated that. I hated every bit of that. Because it reminded you of something probably. I just didn't like that at all. There's some guys who are probably jerking off to that.

If there's always something, guys are jerking off to that. Yeah. Someone's probably jerking off to this right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shout out. Probably just jerking off and we're just here. Yeah, they're just in the bird's eye. I'm going to take away the focal point.

Sound off in the comments if you jerked off. Like this video if you're pounding off right now. And subscribe if you've nutted to us. They're on the precipice of nutting. Then Rone starts a high noon ad. No! Oh, shit. But then the husband calling lets him finish.

Why didn't you like it, Brandon? I don't know. It was shrill? It reminded you of your own life well I don't have shrill people in my life but it was it was too shrill

it was too high pitched too loud they were all like spooky characters in a movie none of them were they were all homely I also don't like the name Roy I don't think that's a great name to call

I feel like that woman would have a nickname Roy Roy that was the Ocean's 8 trailer I don't think that's a great name to call. I feel like that woman would have a nickname. Roy! Roy! That was the Ocean's 8 trailer. Was that Awkwafina? How much do you think Awkwafina got paid for that role?

They must have blown the budget on the rest of everybody else in that movie. Yeah. Awkwafina must have been last to get paid. They had Rihanna and they had Bullock. And they had more than just Rihanna and Bullock They had like What movie? Ocean's 8 Did you guys see that another one got robbed last night?

What? At a casino? Yeah Really? Oh yeah that's been like a thing right now Yeah KB any info on that? Wait what got robbed?

Another casino got robbed A casino robbery is going on right now I can't fathom that Yeah That's odd Sounds like it's a lot easier than they make it out to be in the movies Oh blind shit Hathaway The casino robbery is going on right now. I can't fathom that. Sounds like it's a lot easier than they make it out to be in the movies. Oh, blind shit. Yeah, this is star-studded.

They made a chick one? Yeah. Yes. Oh, fuck. It was bad. Low effort. It was terrible. It was so low effort. More low effort than the fucking Ghostbusters.

Sandra Bullock was Danny Ocean's sister. That's how bad it was. No, but even the plot points where they had to get out of sticky situations were just so uncomfortably bad. It was actually anti-women, having that many women in a movie and making it that bad. It was propaganda by male media to make them continue to look stupid it was fucked up i thought isn't something going on with that mindy uh mindy killing yeah she's the voice of velma in the new velma show on hbo really against that and like what is it her parents parents are, it's very, every single woke trope is in that show. I believe Daphne's a drug dealer

with lesbian cop parents. Also, they're lesbian. They're lesbian as well. So be it. Thelma and Daphne. Oh, really? There's like a lesbian scene with them. DJ, pull that up.

Her brother also pretended to be black to get into medical school or something like that. Really? In the show? No, no, in real life. Well, in real life, maybe Kayling said that she won't let her kids watch The Office. Like, it couldn't be made today.

And then somebody asked her, name one offensive thing that was said, and she couldn't. Yeah, it's not. She also wrote it. Yeah. She wrote a lot of the episodes. Hank thought it was a real documentary.

Velma or The Office? The Office. Yeah, he did. He did. He thought the whole thing was, he was like, no, those are real people. Until when? Like, a week ago? I want to kill him.

Did he not know who, like, Steve Carell or, like, anyone else was? I don't know him. Do you not know who Steve Carell or Eddie is? I don't know. He thought they were real people. Yeah. He's like, this is crazy. That dude from The Hangover just works in a regular office. Yeah. He has a nine-fiver job.

Yeah, got to pay the bills. Yeah. Everyone almighty is there. Yeah, The Office, I don't know what. It's like Always Sunny. Always Sunny is supposed to be a show about the worst people you know. Right, but Always Sunny has been offensive. The Office, very, very lightly, I think.

And Always Sunny's still on. Yeah. Idiots. They got another season coming out soon. Who are they like? Was that a husband call? Yeah. Woo-hoo.

Brandon. Brandon Thomas Brandon Brandon Dinner Who is she trying to impress When they say that Her friends.

It's got to be some sort of PR thing. Smallest amount of people possible. I did see one that was funny. They were talking about how Jim is just bullying his autistic co-worker. Oh, yeah. It's also like, who gives a shit? That could never happen in real life. So could it?

Eat the chicken tender. Or when he moved his desk. Yeah, that could never happen. It could never happen. He's so down pat, he doesn't even know when we call him autistic. He's at least in the third or fourth round of a draft prep right now. Yeah, I've never seen him like this. A lot of good corners in this draft.

Not a lot of good skill position players. Well, a lot of good tight ends, weirdly. Cam Brayton, K-Dot, and Art Cutton, brother. There's a lot of decent receivers. A lot of those. Not a lot of great receivers. Right. It's deep with receivers, but not deep with the highest.

That's how I'm going to class. Steven, how have the NBA picks changed your life? Good. I think I'm getting most of my new audience from there. He's very good at them. I said he was the best gambler at Barstool. People got pissed. Might have offended some people.

Who else got pissed? I don't know. I saw InVegas was pissed. I mean, Steven's record is like 60-20. Might have offended some people. Who else got pissed? I don't know. I saw InVegas was pissed. I mean, Steven's record is like 60-20. 59-20, and hopefully we can get number 60 tonight. It's crazy. Yeah.

I'm going to start following. How many are you doing? One a day? One a day, that's it. NBA? NBA, that's it. Ben Simmons to Dish to Rock tonight. Have you ever missed three in a row? Yeah, I missed four in a row in early December.

And you got past that. Yeah. 12-4 in January so far. I just don't like the color scheme of the hat. Do you have hats in different color schemes? Why don't you like purple? You were wearing purple last year. Black and purple.

Black and purple is, I don't know. If you were white and purple, maybe. Say it out loud. I just didn't like the black and purple. That's all. We got some fun things coming. Brandon, is your sister off the hook? I hope so.

I think so. It wasn't her fault. She was freaking out the other day. And I was telling her, listen, Caitlin, number one, you probably shouldn't have booked a 630 flight. That was her only option, though. Number two is people have to be adults. If the flight's wrong for them, they've got to tell you.

And you've got to accept it and move on. Yeah. It was Frank leaving early. There was a big hubbub. Probably a lot of flights out of Buffalo. Small airport. She got the last one that was available. They always ask if that's okay, and some people confirm.

I probably should have stepped in and been like, Hey, Frank, you probably should get a Monday fight. You said that, no? Yeah, no, I did. Well, I told Fasoli and Blattman and told directly to Frank. That's probably better, I would think. I would think so, too. There's also just an element that whole scene was like,

when Dave was like, how can we book this fight? There's definitely an element where Frank was like, this is going to be a blowout. Yeah, 100%. And I'm going to leave. Yep. And then it got really close. Yep. You hear about the day he's having today?

No. What happened? He got here today and he left like a bag of like seven exotic sodas in the Uber. Oh, yeah. And he has been freaking out. And he ordered McDonald's and he orders a plain cheeseburger because he doesn't want, like, the toppings, I guess, and this is what they gave him.

Oh, no! He can't take his medicine with that. No way. Yo, that's so plain. I ordered a chicken sandwich from McDonald's once, and all that came was just the chicken, no buns. You guys need to find each other. Dude, Hitchings.

That's crazy. Always got something to say. Pretty much Brady's performance at Nothing Burger. Wait, so where is Frank? Is he just like stealing? He's getting beaten down today? That's nuts. How would they ever think that's what he meant?

You think the Uber driver will come back? Yeah, I've had to do that. Precious cargo? It's a process. No soda reviews. What does that have to do with your sodas? Yeah, I've had to do that. Precious cargo? It's a process. No soda reviews. What does that have to do with your sodas? Yeah. I just have my phone.

I guess you have the week off. I literally went up to him as he was having a light conniption, and he broke the news. It was devastating. It is. Nate suggested he go across the street, and Frank let him know that all they have there is vinegar. Oh!

Apple cider, I'm assuming. No, not even just... A bunch of libs. 24 ounces, or like two liters, really, of vinegar is all you can get in New York anymore. Yeah, that's true. Bloomberg. Thanks a lot. I should start going to, like, smoke shops.

They've always got exotic sodas. Yeah, they always have just... Everything is from, like, a small country sodas. Yeah, they always have just... Everything is from a small country. Yeah. Yeah, but those suck. You get the small country soda, like a Jamaican soda. Like, fucking... Some of those are terrible.

I bought a black bag of Doritos. Couldn't read the language on it. Plain. Oh, really? Yeah. Where they cost 40 bucks. Yeah. They've always got, like, Reese's Pieces flavored Lay's. They've always got like Reese's Pieces flavored Lay's.

They've always got like some weird ass flavors. Were they plain as in they didn't have the cheese on them? They were tortilla chips. Oh, they were just tortilla chips. Yeah. They were Doritos. That's hilarious. Brandon, you all right?

I'm just having trouble chasing the mic right now. It either wants to be right in my face or it wants to be all. It does appear to be pretty basic technology that is failing us every day. Yeah, the mics. So Caitlin's out of it. She's good. She seems good. I think yesterday was a good day to have a holiday.

Yeah. Because she didn't have to come. Yeah, I told her, you're going to fuck up every now and then. I don't think she fucked up. I don't think she fucked up. But I told her, even though what I really said was, you're going to be in the spotlight every now and then. Just get through it, and you'll be fine.

Who the hell is going to even say anything to her in the office? No one's going to go. Dave called her. He hollered at her? Yeah, he called her the other day. The other element that is very funny to me. She's like 27, so she's too old for that. He called her and everything was clear, I think.

The other funny part of it is Frank could have easily just not posted a video of him leaving. Oh, yeah. Well, didn't Fasoli post it? Yeah, like if they just don't post a video, Oh, yeah. Well, didn't Fasoli post it? Yeah, like, if they just don't post a video, no one knows. Well, I'm sorry. Listen, Frank is Frank, whatever, but Fasoli at some point has to say, Frank, you should probably stay. That's not Fasoli. That ain't him. That's not

who he is as a human being. I talked to him after because I was like, you know, he's in charge of this, so you know, if you ever need anything, just text me and I'll tell you, like, yes, stay. It's like we could have just gotten a hotel room and stayed. He knows that now. I think this is the first time Dave's ever tweeted at Fasoli, too.

This has to just be. Oh, did Dave tweet at Fasoli? Yeah. So I know Fasoli probably still has it framed. Yeah. It's sad. It's a mixed emotions. Should send frank to to kansas city with dugs and just get them like a like 8 p.m flight the game kicks off at 4 30 and just have

frank start going everywhere and missing the end of the games first quarter frank that's a good series that's that's great that's basically what uh coleman wanted to do but just with the first quarter yeah football let's get him out to kansas city it was it was like one of those moments too where i i probably shouldn't respond to anyone but i'm also at the end of the football season i noticed myself getting just i get a little more triggered easily just because i'm tired the ornery yeah just a long football season, I noticed myself getting just, I get a little more triggered easily just because I'm tired. The ornery? Yeah, just a long football season.

Like, I'm ready to take a break and not just be in the office constantly and just weekends just sitting on a couch with a bunch of dudes, which I love. But, like, there were a couple people blaming me, and I was like, fuck you guys. Like, fuck you. But I realized after, I was're just you're just in a bad way right now yeah i got a little i think that's i think that's the way i deal with but

hold on now i don't want to do this but caitlin was getting some dudes like hitting her up on twitter so i don't know if you heard me i had at least three people treat me as blaming me no i know i don't tell me that Caitlyn Hyatt works. I understand, but you're front-facing with a million followers. She's just somebody that. Do you think he's not understanding this? At least three dudes. And how many?

You have like what? 1.3 mil? Yeah. 1.6. 1.6 mil. There was at least three dudes coming at me. I don't want your sobs. White knighting, yeah.

He's not going after Caitlyn in the DMs and being like, I'll kill you. Three dudes said, way to go, big cat. You fucked it up. And one of them might have said S with a dash, which I didn't know what that was. Oh, sarcasm. Yes. That's only two dudes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you originally get mad at the S-guy? No, no, no. And then you had to walk it back? No, there was like two or three, and again, I realized in the moment, it's like, yeah, I'm probably at the point on Twitter right now, end of football season. It happens every year where I'm just tired. Do you think, Brandon, that Caitlyn did it on purpose

because she knows that you're a Dolphins fan and you would have wanted to go to the game, so she wanted to sabotage the other Dolphins fan who didn't get his tour? I mean, she's just following orders from me. I told her, I told her, send that motherfucker home as fast as I can. Brandon! I'm done! It was funny, too, that Frank, like, in his post videos, like, Skyler Thompson's the worst. He was playing well at the time.

He was playing well, all things considered. So Frank probably was happy. He did watch the game in the car, though. Yeah, and he got to go to Buffalo. He got to try some new dog plays. He said he was very excited that he got to go to his first Dolphins playoff game. Got to sit at the very top of the stadium. That's another one.

All people are blaming you. All people are blaming me. And I was Schuyler. That's another one. Yeah. People thought people were blaming me. And I was just like, Frank asked for those seats. He likes the seats with more space. When I bought him tickets earlier in the year, he's like specifically said, I want the last row. Like so. You cheap son of a bitch.

I do. You can't post any seats ever unless you're like sitting in the lap of the quarterback. I want you to buy something for me. Okay. Okay. What do you want? I just bought a tungsten cube and it's the most dense metal that you can get. I have it over there, but it was $250 for an inch and a half.

And I want one that's like a foot long and it weighs about 400 pounds, but it's $4,000. Holy shit. But it would be able to break this window. Wait, can I see? Can you get it? Can you go get the cube? Yeah, get the cube. Now, it came with like a paper.

It's like most people don't get to experience a metal this dense. Rudy sent it to me to buy because he liked the reviews, and it was like I'd never believed in power before I felt this tungsten cube. It's the most dense thing. I'll buy you one. Well, I already got the little one, but the big one, it'll be for the yak. Let's see how dense it is first.

Brandon, get this before it slips. It's the size of a Lego, and it weighs two pounds. Oh, I also have a little box on my desk or right next to my desk. Can you grab it? Small box. I got to pee. Damn, I love learning about new metals and minerals i wouldn't have guessed i just know tungsten from light bulbs did you see old boy on fucking tiktok who was uh

the the british dude the black british like uh gotta be teenagers or early 20s that like cracks into uh different precious metals and shit like that, and explains how water and air interact with them. Shit is fascinating. It's a great app. I didn't even know that Tungsten was fucking out there. You could just acquire Tungsten like that, dude. No. Fucking get that before it's too late. Were you a dry ice kid?

I mean, it wasn't until later in life. I probably didn't even have dry ice around until I was in my 20s to 30s. No, it's been around. No, I didn't have it around. I'm saying it didn't exist, but I just didn't have it there until... What's that guy? Oh, that's the... Are you garbage?

Those guys are funny. Yeah. H. Foley and Kevin Ryan. They'll be on Son of a Boy Dad later on today. Are you interviewing them? Oh, nice. It's more of a conversation that Later on today Are you interviewing them? Oh nice It's more of a conversation That we like to have

We don't even really like To do interviews We just like to bust up A conversation Leave the other ones Right in front So I have a meeting At 2.30

Let's see this cube Can you throw it? That's it How heavy is it? Oh this is weird. It's weird. I do feel powerful. Uh-huh.

Whoa. Uh-huh. That was a little over 200. All right, I'll buy you a bigger one. No, not me. Us. Okay. Can we do a whatnot auction or some shit and try and raise some ill-gotten fleshy funds?

Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. That's cool. Yeah. What if we auction off that one and try and get $4,000 for it? I have the Certificate of Authenticity from the Midwest Tungsten Institute, maybe. Let me get a feel of that power. Tungsten is Swedish for heavy stones.

20 times the weight you would think it would be. Really? Yeah. I want to put this somewhere random and watch people pick it up. Glue it to a thing? Am I made of tungsten cube? You might be. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. I would love to put that in a trout. Brandon, I got you. I got your first gift. It showed up. This trout's 500 pounds. They got weights in a trout. Brandon, I got you. I got your first gift. It showed up. This trout's 500 pounds. They got weights in their fish.

Holy shit. All right, let me see it. Drop it from high. No, don't break it before. It won't break. It's tungsten. Oh, shit. Broke the table.

Look at that. Yeah. It made a mark. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Brandon got his bobblehead. First one. Bellas love tungsten.

You bring that to a bar. Tungsten Bob. Do they use this for anything? Not really. They should be able to make goddamn batteries out of it or something. Yeah, so we could close down the cobalt mines. Brandon, you're struggling. I hate styrofoam.

Ooh, that's my biggest dick. That's weird. Yeah. Styrofoam does suck. I hate that sound of styrofoam rubbing all my hair standing up right now. I'm trying. Oh, God. This is crazy.

It's so heavy. Let me get some of that tungsten, bro. Let me finger that tungsten. Dude, it's like the one true ring. Dude, you're going to have a hard time bringing this home. Look at that. I brought it in. You're back.

I brought it in, but I felt it. All right, we got a... Ouchie. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. It's broken. Oh! Pre-broken.

Pre-broken. Where's it broken? His brain? His feet are broken. There's an option. Do you want it pre-broken or fully intact? Throw me that tungsten. Throw in tungsten now?

Good God. I think that could break the window. It's a very lifelike bobblehead. You could kill someone with that tungsten. Oh, yeah. Give it to me. Give it to me. You just got it. Give it to me. Just got it. Give it to me.

Okay. It's going to explode. Starts short and then progressively. You lost his specs. You want a shot, KB? Give KB a shot. Where's your glasses, four eyes? You don't got your glasses?

Smart now. Still think it's not the common cold? You still think gain of function research is benign? Higher. Higher. Four. You're off center, I think. You're a little off center.

All right. Oh, he took that one. He took it. He's a fighter. Wow, KB. He just fucking dominated you, dude. Oh, I guess you just get unlimited kills at Fauci. Oh, he lost an ear?

Uh-oh. I haven't touched it yet. Cube. Oh, oh, careful. Use your knees there, struggle toy. Hey, it just threw out your back. Drop it on Fauci. Come on, brother.

Let's exact some revenge. I just wanted to hold back. Drop it on Fauci. Come on, brother. Let's exact some revenge. I just wanted to hold it. Okay. You missed. I missed. You missed. I missed again. The people downstairs

are probably furious. Oh, no. They're dropping tungsten on Fauci. Shit. Fucking shit. Most they're dropping tungsten on Fauci. Shit. Fucking shit. What's did that little tungsten box cost? A little over $200.

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Pizza. Hot dog. Pizza. I get my pizza well done. It's for sure hot dog. Brussels sprouts. Popcorn right to the level of burnt. A little burn on popcorn's good.

A little burn. Brussels sprouts can't be a little burnt. They have to be a press jar. Because the smell. You overburnt. No, no, no. Right up to the level of burnt. That ain't a burn then.

Right up to the level of burnt. With a couple of little burnt pieces in there. I like a chewy popcorn. Cheese toast is also a good burnt. With a couple of little burnt pieces in there. Oh, I like a chewy popcorn. Cheese toast is also a good one. Yeah, toast has got to be number one. Cheese toast? Yeah. You don't make cheese toast?

No. That's the grilled cheese? That's something we did for people in Mississippi. Why not make it a grilled cheese though? Huh? Why not make it a grilled cheese? Cheese toast. It is a grilled cheese.

No, it's not. It's cheese toast. It's cheese toast. No. It's cheese toast. What else is good? Steak? No.

I mean, charred. Yeah, no, no. Oh, burnt potato chips. Yeah. A nice, good, burnt potato chip in the midst of all the other potato chips. It's a cheese and hot dog battle. Yeah. I don't think it's a hot dog.

I don't think hot dog is mine. Toast is the original. Toast. It's literally in the name. Oh, shit. I don't think it's hot dog. I don't think hot dog is my number one. Toast. It's literally in the name. Oh, shit. I still think pop. Toast is already burnt.

Well, no, it's bread. And you got to burn it. It's burnt. It's toast. And then, yeah, that's toast. And then what food is better? Slightly burnt. Oh, yeah. Bacon's a good answer.

I think bacon's a little better on the under. No microwaves. Oh, you're gross. You're gross. I'm not saying undercooked. You're a gross person. I'm with you a little better on the under. A little microwaved. Oh, you're gross. You're gross. I'm not saying undercooked. You're a gross person. I'm with you, Brent.

Al dente? I'm saying softer. I like a soft, chewy bacon. Oh, you need that crunch. Oh, I love the chew. I live for the chew. I like that fatty end. Yeah.

Pizza's a good answer. Well done. I always get my pizza well done. I actually like my pizza very doughy. I do too, Sassy. Almost undercooked. That explains all of your stomach problems. You're just eating like undercooked bacon, undercooked cheese and dough.

If anything, it's just strengthening my stomach. Oh, the burnt cheese, it's always good. Healthy gut bacteria. You fart on command. I think KB's right. It's between cheese and hot dogs. I think I got to go hot dogs. I don't think hot dogs.

Hot dogs? Yes. Always pick the charred one off the grill. Because hot dogs is like... Okay, all right, that. Okay, yeah. Cheese, you don't have to... If you eat cheese without it being burnt, it's fine. If you eat a hot dog that's just barely cooked, it's gross.

Disgusting. It's snappy. No. You want a snappy hot dog. I don't think it's snappy when it's not cooked. I think the more cooked it is. What about some shishito peppers? Do I have it reversed?

Some shishitos, a little bit of char to the outside of a shishito pepper. I think it's hot dog. I agree. I'm just trying to add some more flavor to the conversation. I intentionally burned my cheese toast. Dude, I'm losing my mind. It's a grilled cheese, bro. Not a grilled cheese.

That's on the flat top. That's up here. Popcorn. It's different. How do you make cheese toast? That's a grilled cheese. That's on the flat top. That's up here. Popcorn. It's different. It's different. How do you make cheese toast? That's a grilled cheese. That's an open-faced grilled cheese. Cheese toast, did you just put it in the oven?

That's what a grilled cheese is. No, it isn't. You make a grilled cheese on the top. You're saying there's butter on the outside of cheese toast, and there's not butter on that? There's not butter on cheese toast. There's butter on grilled cheese. You're just making pizza without the marinara.

Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly. It's a piece of bread with cheese on it. That's cheese toast. I'd rather have on grilled cheese. You're just making pizza without the marinara. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly. It's a piece of bread with cheese on it. That's cheese toast. I'd rather have a grilled cheese. That's two different. Grilled cheese for lunch. You can eat cheese toast for breakfast.

What? I can. Cheese toast sounds like something you made up. I did not make it up. It sounds British or something. It's not real right now. What do you also made up this weekend? Sound bars.

Okay. Oh, sound bars. Sound bars are real. Do you have a soundbar on your TV? What do you think, Brandon? I think I got a soundbar. Maybe in your room right now. I have room for a soundbar. You gotta be a soundbar guy.

You can't just have a soundbar. Yeah, you should. Nah. Soundbars are awesome. I like to raw dog my sound. You don't hear good sound. I do. You don't. You put protection on your sound. When Surround Sound came out and there were commercials of a spaceship whipping by and the kids would be in the living room looking behind them to make sure there wasn't a spaceship

in their living room, they oversold that. They did. Surround Sound was definitely oversold. Surround Sound is good, but it's expensive. But a sound bar is a nice, cheap alternative. A subwoofer with it too yeah subwoofer the woofer yeah you gotta have that bump it's also very funny thinking about like technology is how much that shit used to cost yeah like to get even any tv like a tv used

to be like the most expensive things are like 30 bucks i know like it used to be ten thousand dollars being like i have a sound system in my living room. It's like, whoa, what did you put in it? $20,000? Right. Oh, I got a sound bar for $200. Yeah. And they are that cheap. And you can get extraordinary ones.

That's a good thing to spend money on, like luxurious Bose products. What are the ones that make it so it surrounds sound in your house where you can connect all of them? I have Sonos. Is that Sonos? Sonos is cool. Soos? Sonos is cool. So you got Sonos and no soundbar? Yeah.

I feel like you could just connect it. That's why you have a soundbar. You went over, you acted like the sound systems were stupid.

You went over and above the soundbar. I assume you're using that for music. It's not hooked up to my TV. I just play music on my phone in my house.

It can play like all over your house. It needs to be hooked. I'd rather not. I'd like the greenest sound. I don't even know. Can you even hook it up to a TV? Probably.

Roan, where is your sound bar located? Because the way Brandon described it to us, it was right under his TV. Yeah, that's where it should be. It should be right under his TV. But the speakers of your TV are usually in the back. You're not getting good quality sound. You're putting it out front. It should be in front.

It's right under the TV. Then you have to turn down your TV. No, you turn off the TV sound. He said he has two remotes. I said you turn it all the way down. Every single time. That's not what I said at all. You have to do more mechanical actions.

There's more turning on the... You can sync up the remote. You should be able to change your output so that it's playing only out of the soundbar and not out of the TV. It's pretty simple. I understand that, Sass. It doesn't sound like it

because you have to manually turn down your TV every time. He's saying I said that. I said you disengage your TV sound and he made it sound like I'm just turning it down all the time. Oh, okay. In college, did you guys glue your remote to a 2x4 or was that just me? No, but that is very smart.

Yeah. It's how unlosable. Living with five guys, we just lose it all the time. We just got a fucking big piece of wood. I could still lose that. It's like this big. It's nice. It can't fall in the cracks as much.

Yeah, it's like, where's the remote? Oh, it's that big piece of wood sitting right there. I've seen people doing that with their Apple remotes as well, because they're so tiny. So tiny. I lost my TV remote and now I have to use my phone and it will randomly just stop working and then I just can't change the volume. You've got to find the remote, dude.

I lost it over a year ago. It enrages me. Yeah, no, I actually think I would kill myself. You must have thrown it out. Did you throw it out? I lost it when I moved, yeah. Probably get a replacement for like 20 bucks. Easily.

Or just use my phone. Replacement's better. Or you could just return those AirPods and... Yeah, buy 40 remotes. You flush with remotes. Never had... Yeah. I can't believe you took my AirPods, Brandon.

I didn't. I didn't know. Yeah. Brandon, how was... You have an own AirPods? How was your kid's basketball? Oh was I took them on purpose I was like I'm going to fuck with Sass How was your kids basketball game After the tank race

You texted us You're like hey guys I had to leave I have to go to a basketball game I took care of myself Does that mean you jerked off No I was fine I got there and we scored Plunged your belly button My kids scored Does that mean you jerked off? No, I was fine, and then I got there, and we scored.

Plunged your belly button? What are you saying? You scored? We scored. My kid scored. Yeah, his kid scored. All right. Yeah, I was very excited. Me scored?

Yeah, we scored. How'd you react from the stands? Oh, it was loud. Were you like, what's his name from Hoosiers? Trying to get out on there to... Oh, Shooter Flatch? Yeah. No, I was not drunk.

Yeah. You must have been drunk. I was... You weren't drunk, then you weren't drinking, and that means that I had to carry the team. I did my part. Those pulls were just so bad. My heart hurt so much.

There were times when we really needed to stop, and it seemed like you guys weren't stopping, so we just had to push through. You guys beat us by a good bit. We just got so much plastic in our tank when we constructed that, and it just got so gross. I don't know how we, yeah, I guess we just turned it on. When we suspended it, we really ramped it up.

Kate was just fucking, Kate was born for that shit. Yeah, Kate's a drinker. Shout out Taylor. That was a lot of fun. I actually like, and I love Will, and I want him to be part of the next one, but it was nice to be able to really get to know Taylor. I mean, I know him well, but the audience got to know him.

Yeah, it was fun. Right, because he's always busy playing football. Right, and Will's always trying to outshine him. Well, yeah, I mean. No such thing, right? We also, I mean, we talked to Will on the show for like an hour. Yeah, that was a long time, but it was great. It was very funny.

I also didn't realize, I didn't catch it until the next day. He was, when he woke up on the couch with his fake IV and he said, did we win? He was doing the Tamar Hamlin. Oh my God. I did not put that together at all. So funny. And him walking with a bad back and then that last step being perfect,

like Kaiser Soze, was so fucking funny. That's hilarious. Will's got it. Did we win? Will's got it. He's got it. Yes, Will. We won the game of life.

Now watch me go puke. Oh, fuck. Sass, are you rooting for the Eagles this weekend? Oh, yeah. You're much more of a Bills fan now. Yeah, you're a public Bills fan on Twitter. Yeah, I'm definitely going to root for the Eagles. You're a pubic Bills fan.

My Uber driver last night was talking a lot of shit on the Eagles. Oh, no. What's his his name i don't know but he was we had a long talk about the eagles hey zeus something like that bro i'm mood it's starting to sit in for me how important this game is and how important the eagles run is like i'm actually more invested i have something to say to you actually where's the game i wouldn't i wouldn't be more'm actually more invested. I have something to say to you, actually. Where is the game? I wouldn't be more, obviously I'd be more invested in a Bears Super Bowl, but like run, but this is as close as I could get to being the most invested in a team.

Well, you're rooting for your brain. You're not even rooting with your heart. You're rooting for your brain. And my wallet. Yes, and especially your wallet. I'd win $200,000 if the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's why I'm going to root for the Eagles. Thank you. I want to see my boys succeed. Exactly. What did you want to say? I have something to say to you. What?

If you plan on hedging out of this bet, don't even sit with us. Don't even sit with the Eagles fans. Don't even root with us for a single game if the plan is get to the precipice and fucking jump off the ship. I will not hedge whatsoever.

I will not hedge whatsoever. I said to Max, and I'll say it to you again. It's war between the Eagles and Giants fans. I am a mercenary in this war. Yes, and we want to have you fighting. On the side of Philadelphia. But if you go, if you're an enemy for hire. Listen to me.

There are going to be things that I do and decisions that I make that you are probably going to disagree with in the moment, but at the end, when we're at the finish line, As long as you're saying it's all for the greater cause. There are going to be moments where you're like, I don't trust him. He's doing bad things. When we get there, when we're arm in arm

and the Eagles are hoisting the Lombardi, you're like, I knew you had a plan the whole time. I think we can get on the field. Oh, yeah. If the Eagles go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to the game. All right. It would be the biggest bet I'd ever won in my life. Yeah.

By far. Yeah. That would be crazy. When did you place the bet? August. Oh, shit. Yeah. Which is before the NFL season starts.

Right. So it is also like I was right. Like I would, if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, I will talk about this until my dying day. Yeah. The legacy. The legacy bet. Yeah. It's unlike anything that I've even seen, I don't think.

I can't remember anybody else, knowing anybody that put in a big bet, long shot, preseason. Long term. Yeah, because usually you put it in. It's like, I'll put $100, $500 on this team, but I put in a big bet? On a team that was mediocre last year. It was a bet. This is going to be hard. So if you have any designs of bailing.

No, again. So what is it? They play the Giants this weekend, and they'll probably play the 49ers? Or the Cowboys. Or the Cowboys? If they beat the Giants. No. Baylor. Again. So what is it? They play the Giants this weekend and they'll probably play the 49ers? The Cowboys. The Cowboys? If they beat the Giants. And it's not supposed to be easy. It's the playoffs.

They're going to beat them. I'm with Brandon. I can see the Cowboys winning. Uh-oh. Not Nick Stradamus. If the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I have to get a cat. Oh, no. Kyle's trying to get a cat.

I think it's a dumb idea. PFT has to get two of them. What? Yeah. If what? You're signing off on like 17 years of something. No. Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I have to get a cat.

Cats live long as hell. He would double. Get an old one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's cheating. No, get an old one. Get a dead one.

Where could you buy a dead cat? Oh, I guess like online. It's pretty easy. Just give Brandon a cat and come back in a month. I've never lost a cat. What do you mean lost? Well, my cat's alive and well. Fluffy's doing good.

And Hank gets to name the cat. That's bad. I don't know what he would do. What could he do that would be bad? Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, I was going to say Aaron Rodgers. The F slur. Yeah.

That would be funny. That's a good cat name too. And also, I think I would be allowed to say it because it's the name of my cat. Yeah, what are you going to not call it by its name? Exactly. That's what the movie Call Me By Your Name was about. I didn't name it. Then I can say it all and be like, look, literally my favorite cat is named that.

I'm allowed to say it. Yeah, honestly, it's kind of a loophole. Yeah. Tommy has just been taken around. I mean, girl Tommy. Girl Tommy has OnlyFans, and Glennie was doing Copia, and that's her husband. She's 21, and he's in all her OnlyFans videos. So not 15 minutes before she walked in, Glennie had just subscribed and was doing deep research.

Deep research. So I know what those guys look like. Which is uncomfortable for me. Does Glennie now get to expense all of his OnlyFans subscriptions? No. For an end of year meeting, we did a video asking the upstairs people. He doesn't. But he still subscribes to just as many.

He's got to do the research. He's got to do... Yeah. He to just as many. He's got to do the research. He's got to do, yeah. He comes out of pocket. He's got to take the hit. You got to spend money to make money. Yeah, you're right. And scared money

don't make no money. Damn straight. I heard they're going to get their own studio. Is that true? For only stands? Hell yeah. Heard that too.

KB, by the way, tomorrow I have someone Back of a Spencer's. Who's one away from Hachimura. Corey Kispert. He's one away? I mean, he played with him at Gonzaga, didn't he? Yeah.

Oh, not yet. And are they both on the Wizards? Yeah, they're both on the Wizards, yeah. Want to talk to him? Probably not, but... About Rui? I don't know what I would say. Wait, what's happening with Corey Kispert?

It's coming in tomorrow. When I did that Idaho video at the Potato House, the head of the Idaho Potato Commission is Corey Kispert's twin sister. Yeah. He's like, yeah, my brother plays. In the NBA. Yeah. He's Corey K yeah, my brother plays. In the NBA. Yeah.

He's Corey Kispert. What? He's a potato genius. They're like the, yeah, like the Emanuels. Like, oh, everyone's successful. Everyone's super successful. All the kids are super successful. She's an absolute potato genius and young potato genius. Is she a potato head?

Yeah, I think so. I think I would be, yeah, right? Yeah. They got restaurants in Idaho that are just French fry restaurants. Oh, I would love that. Like different color French fries, different potatoes. Purple? Awesome.

Yeah, like different cuts, curly cuts, a million different dipping sauces. I'd like to go to that right now. That does sound nice. Want to go right now? Yeah. And you? Yeah. And you? Yeah. Go.

Yeah. I watched the Dateline documentary on the Idaho dude. Oh, is there one out already? Dude, do you know there's a full movie out about Gabby Petito? Yeah. What? I watched it. It literally looks like it's a student film.

Budget must have been like $300. Yeah, the turnaround was what's most important. Yeah. I got to watch this Dateline. I Yeah. I gotta watch this dateline. I'm definitely gonna watch the dateline. Can you send me all the information, stuff you've been reading? Because I can't.

I want to read the stuff you're reading. It's very easy to catch up with. We're all just waiting for the next thing. Yeah. Are you in the Reddit? There's definitely a Reddit for it. Yeah. The way that they talked about the affidavit

was like every single word of it is salacious. It's like the juiciest 17-page affidavit that you read. It was a good, damn good affidavit. Yeah, they said that it's like you can't put it down. It's a super densely informational affidavit. I read that shit. TJ, you want to spin the wheel? I forgot about that. Yeah, I got a fucking meeting. TJ, you want to spin the wheel? I forgot about that.

Yeah, I got a fucking meeting. I forgot about that portion of the show. Got so caught up in the riff. I can't wait for the cake. You're caught in the riff tide, dude. Can't wait for the cake case race. Cake, cake, what are we calling it? Cake race.

Cake race. When is that? I'm going to puke so much. Through the shirts that he sent. Recording the 26th. January 26th. February 26th? February 26th? January 26th.

Birthday week. I'm going to try to puke even more. Well, then you're out. Oh, yeah. Could we make that not a rule? Puke was funny. Puke was funny. How many times have you run back puke?

A lot more. Oh, I think it's timeless. Puke is timeless. Okay. Puke is funnier than farts. Puke's a funnier fart. Yeah. It's funny, you just can't keep drinking afterwards.

Oh, but can you eat? Sure. Oh, okay, so there it is. So that will be the rule. You can't drink, but you can eat. Puking up a ton of beer and then eating cake after would be foul. I think I'll be all right. I think you'll be fine.

I'm going to try to do a combo that's specifically made for me to puke the most. Oh no. I'm going to try to eat six cupcakes then ten beers. Then six cupcakes. You don't have to do 24 by yourself. What did I just say? It just seems like you're too many. Nope.

Spin it. Lady coming down to the real side. All right. Away from the dark. Okay. All right. Gucci. All righty then.

All right. All right. Well, you got meetings to go to? Yeah. What's your meeting about? What is your meeting about? Pat Beth Pot? Hmm. Thinking of kicking him off?

Well, I do need to reschedule things because I was scheduled to – I was double scheduled to travel on the day of the case race, which I will now need to cancel that travel. What are the teams again? BKB. I don't know how that's going to work. TJ, you can't be on the sticks if you're going to be playing with me we make the switch

do you not want to do it? do you want to have it's up to you if anything I had 11 beers last time oh yeah that's fair me not being able to drink beer should we do should we do teams of three instead because that was fun Oh, yeah, that's fair. Me not being able to drink beer kind of upsets the whole thing.

Should we do teams of three instead? Because that was fun. Doing bigger teams. Oh, do that then. I'll sit out. Teams of three did make it a lot of fun. But we could just up the beer and cake. I don't know.

I said that last case, right? It could be a 30-rack instead of a 24-rack. It could be the fewer beers. I don't know. It was fun having multiple teammates. Let's do teams of three. It would be a nice... Three racks, 10 beers each.

How many people do we have? One, two, three, four. You're not drinking. Five. You're not drinking. Six, seven. Shane's eight. So, Brandon, you'd have to...

I'll have to try. Maybe you go with Shane and Che. All right. Maybe. So, who am you'd have to try. Maybe you go with Shane and Che. All right. Maybe. So, who am I with now? Who are you with, Rowan? Like Nick. TJ.

I just lost Brandon. And I just lost KB. So, then you guys are together? Me and Nick? Yeah. Oh, no. And then who was our third? We can spin for the other team, six of us.

Well, we could also just still do teams of two, and me and Nick could just be a team. I think teams of three makes it fun. We could do a wheel. Might be harder to keep up with for the person keeping score. That shouldn't be. It'd be easier. Might be easier.

What is the chat saying? They want teams of two or teams of three? Do a poll Quick poll And then we'll end the show I had fun doing a big team Like very Camaraderie It's also

Oh is Compton gonna come He did say he wanted to come Oh yeah Yeah That could make it a nine spot Yeah And then Brandon You don't have to drink How are we gonna do microphones people liked kb in the booth by the way you're

on your element i could do that again it's my birthday so i do i will be getting away with whatever whatever i do i'll keep score slash ref're not going to bully me on my 30th birthday. Are you saying that to me? No chat room is going to bully you. I was going to say, I wasn't trying to bully you. You can do whatever you want. You can be part of the cake race. I just didn't want to make you, I don't want you to drink if you don't want to drink. Out of the question.

I can eat cupcakes. Yeah, you're just going to do straight cup. It just wouldn't be a fair race if I'm just doing cupcakes. Why don't you just join on fucking... Or would it? I think it would. Oh, no, this is what we should do. Yeah, I'll just do all the cupcakes.

Yeah, we should have every team should be teams of three, and every team has a designated cup. Everyone else can eat cupcakes, but one person on the team is only eating cupcakes. Well, is there enough people that only want cupcakes? I wouldn't make it. I want everyone to drink if they can. Yeah, I don't think we should exclude TJ if he wants to drink.

He's drinking every other one. That's true. He could also just pound side-ees if he wants to, side beers, if he wants to, I mean. Feel it? Or no, I'm saying if you want to be on the sticks, I feel like you've got to be focused on drinking if you're drinking, TJ. Right.

How about I'm in it? Yes, yes. It's your birthday. I'll be able to eat more cupcakes. Right. And Brandon can also be in it, and he'll just eat cupcakes. Yeah, I think that was the whole point of the cupcakes, wasn't it? Right.

And then if TJ can decide whether he wants to drink or not, but if TJ doesn't want to drink, he can be on the sticks. He could be the cupcake eater for that team. Also, he successfully drank all the other ones and did the sticks. That's true. It's not live. Yeah, we edited it after. So you decide, TJ. Three.

I agree with him. I think three makes it a lot more fun. Yeah. Should we pick teams tomorrow? We'll pick teams tomorrow. We'll shuffle it up. All right. We'll see you everyone tomorrow.

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