The Yak - Nick Dives into the Untapped Parts of His Mind | The Yak 8-26-24

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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Yak. You all right? Yak. You crapping out on us? Promo code Yak. 20% off first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodiesos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code yak brandon and i are in the midst of a gauntlet day marathon a lot of talking just not

talk to each other all right you guys uh you guys work well together i don't know we're halfway through we're no we're we'll be halfway through halfway through halfway through yeah we did mostly sports this morning then we're doing this, then he's going to make his PMT debut as our coach. Whoa. My main line PMT debut. Are you ready for it? Are you nervy?

I'm a little sad that I am a little nervous, yeah. A little nervous. It's okay. I asked him, do I need to prepare anything? He said no. We only do mouth stuff with our first time guests. That's fine. Prepare to do that.

Yeah. Open that throat. What's up, everyone? Danny Conrad's here. Hey, Danny. Hey, Danny. Titus replacement? Yeah, it's National Dog Day, so I'm really just Mark dressed as Danny.

Oh, okay. Yeah, hell yeah. Yes. Good shit. I'm kind of thinking you might be. What the fuck? Yeah, I mean, I told you. I don't know what else I could do here.

Is that your Titus impression? Yeah. Well, I am Titus. You man spread the hell out of me. Speaking of National Dog Day, do you guys see the return? Oh, there was a dog. What? There was a dog in here.

Oh, there was? Yeah, there's a dog walking around. Oh, that wasn't the return. What was the return? I'm talking about Waffles. Waffles made the first post. No way. Waffles posted? Yeah, Waffles isaffles. Waffles made the first post. No way. Waffles posted?

Yeah, Waffles is back. Waffles Compton. Waffles Compton. Waffles Compton sounds like a fire restaurant. Yeah. Waffles Compton is back on the grid. Waffles Compton sounds like a baked Alaska. That's like the Waffles Compton.

Waffles Compton. Yeah. Waffles Compton is back on the grid. Gave a pick out, too. Really? Yeah. A gambling dog? Yeah.

Look at this. Oh, right. You can find me here on the couch all week waiting for college football season to start. I'll be barking for UGA and the Bulldogs to cover 13 and a half against Clemson. Bark, bark. That's a good dog and a terrible pick. Why is it a terrible pick? Oh, I thought picture.

Oh, terrible pick. The picture looks professionally taken. Oh, it's a good dog and a terrible pig. Why is it a terrible pig? Oh, I thought picture. Oh, terrible pig. The picture looks professionally taken. It does. Great decor. That's portrait mode. I wanted an English Bulldog so bad. Everyone's done a professional photo shoot for their dog. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Have you done one?

No. You've had someone over the crib, like a professional photographer? It was pre-kids. I took the dogs to a vet one time, and the No. You've had someone over the crib, like a professional photographer? It was pre-kids. Yeah. I took the dogs to a vet one time, and the vet had a visiting photographer who had set up like a school photo. That's how they always get you. Yeah. So I did that.

I never had one come to the house, though. I've never taken a good picture with my dog. I feel like it sniffs it out. Yeah. My dog doesn't look at the camera. Yeah, it doesn't look. I thought you were poochless. You have a dog? My family does at home, yeah. Yeah, that counts. Yeah. My dog doesn't look at the camera. Yeah, it doesn't look. I thought you were poochless. You have a dog?

My family does at home, yeah. Yeah, that counts. Yeah. That does count. What kind of dog? It's a little Yorkie. Nice. A little six-pound piece of shit.

Nice. We rescued him off the streets of West Philly. Barely a dog. In West Philadelphia? He was born and raised? Born and raised. Six pounds. He's barely a dog.

Yeah, we found him on a playground. Stray Yorkies rare, I feel like. Yeah. I think my aunt Pam stole this dog. Did you see the vice presidential candidate getting some heat? Dog related? That one I didn't understand. Which one?

Tim Walls. What'd he do? He has two dogs. They don't know which dog there's dog gate he's got a he's got a black lab and he's like happy birthday to my dog scout and then he was at a dog park he's like was at a dog park with scout had a great time and he was petting a different dog oh does he have two scouts i think he was just saying he was at the dog park but then they deleted the second one. Yeah.

Which makes me think. So sending a special birthday shout out to our favorite hub scout. That's Scout. That is Scout. Okay. Second one. Couldn't think of a better way to spend a beautiful fall day than at the dog park. I know Scout enjoyed it.

That's not Scout. That could be anybody's dog. Kyle's double Piper. I've done two Pipers. So I. The photo on the right is from a dog park that Tim Waltz was at with Scout. Many other dogs. Okay.

There was many other dogs. So that's not. But they deleted the tweet? Yeah, that's what makes me. Yeah, see, this is just everyone's broken brain. Oh, there's Scout. There's Scout. Okay.

So he was there. He was just petting another dog. Yeah. Also. Tina, 1229. Way to get to it. When was this? NFL Vikings.

I'm trying to keep my tweets to... What is it? Four to one ratio? Is this recently? Well, let's check. See how easy it is to get this informed. All right, let's count. All right, here we go.

Let's go first eight. It's my third. She's homophobic. Yeah. All right. That looks like that's politics Politics Two for two politics three for three politics This ratio is so fucked

I'm more worried Another one four for four My national disaster five for five Can we see An anomaly that's politics central. Oh, boy. She got deep into politics. Here we go.

Such a scary hellski? Oh, that's sarcastic. Oh, okay. This is all politics. Pro tip, the best thing I've done recently is get a small dimmable lamp for my bathroom. That looks really nice. 530-amp shower is bearable enough that i don't want to kill myself all right that's that's not football turn on the fucking light this is politics she is so off on her ratio she has to change it oh my god how do we get to her she's all politics she busted the case wide open 100 person line for

deep fried ranch brandon deep fried ranch what what fair is that minnesota it's a 100-person line for Deep Fried Ranch? Brandon. Deep Fried Ranch? What fair is that? Minnesota. It's a hell of a fair. That's disgusting. We got a three-bedroom, two-bath? Deep Fried Ranch. It's pretty awesome. It's probably good.

Yeah, Deep Fried Ranch. Look at that. I was misinformed. I'd like to go back to his picture, though. Is that picture taken recently? Because even in Minnesota right now, I don't think that heavy coat. No, that was from 2022. Okay, fair enough.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of that that this is uh this is just a precursor to how horrible it's going to be in late october november i mean we're searching dogs it's not a precursor we're deep in it right now but i think it's going to get worse yeah i do too much worse did you guys see i was laughing about this on pmt the the guy who uh apparently has been holding this story for like 40 years and he dropped the bombshell on Friday because RFK joined Trump, so everyone's like, his family released a statement, the Kennedys released a statement, all this shit. This one guy was like, yeah, RFK Jr. sold me coke in college.

I saw your tweet about it. Okay, now he's cool yeah i don't know i think that was the opposite effect it's an endorsement yeah at harvard he sold coke i think that's a bump yeah that's a bump that's exactly what it is he didn't cross any line right all right but i like this guy has been literally holding this for years. And he's like bombshell RFK partied? He just said that or did he have evidence? No, he just said

it. But wasn't RFK Jr. addicted to heroin for like 13 years? Which that alone is like probably the most impressive thing of all time. Yeah. How are you addicted to heroin for 13 years? A smooth 13. A damn arena of heroin. He's a vet.

Consecutively? I think so. And then you just say, nah, not anymore. Yeah. I'm glad I got that out of my system. That's a tough dude. That's an incredible streak. That's more impressive than like four years in the NFL.

Yeah. Yeah. That's Cal Ripken shit. The average heroin career is much shorter. Yeah, I think five. But either way, yeah, I don't know. I just love when these nerds are like, I got a big bombshell. RFK did coke in college.

RFK had fun. Probably think about him differently now. I wish he wouldn't have dropped out. Yeah. We think the same of him. He's a guy who kills bears. I loved that story, too. There was another one. There's another bear. A whale story. He's a guy who kills bears. I loved that story, too. There was another one.

There's another bear. A whale story. He killed a whale? Dude, he's got the craziest stories. The guy's lived the craziest. He chainsawed a whale's head off. What? What is a whale head?

Pull it up, TJ. I don't know the exact. The whale's head? It was already dead, I think. Isolated heads? But he took the whale head home? I think that's just cutting the whale in half. That's a big head.

Their tongues are the size of cars. He tied it to the roof of his car. He gravitated a whale corpse, tied the head to the roof of his car, put a plastic bag over his children's head to protect them from whale juices as he drove them home with the head on the roof. Don't worry, he cut out holes so they could breathe. Oh, this guy's joking, right? No. A whale head is just a this guy's joking, right? No.

A whale head is just a fifth of a whale, right? Is this a... Yeah, I don't know. That's like cutting off the head of a snake. Well, how big is the whale? Because that could still... I think all whales are big. Not really.

They're smaller whales. Name a small whale. Killer whales are not huge. They're fucking massive. In my head, a whale head would take up like four lanes. Yeah. How big is a killer whale how much is a killer whale blue blue gotta be a three school buses i always remember but if you cut the

head off would it fit on the hood of a car a toddler could walk through the the arteries of a blue whale i can that's the one i always remembered i can fit one in my apartment at a time no no i don't think blue maybe beluga we're gonna maybe not wash her name is he's like to study animal school whale juice would pour into the windows of the car and it was the rankest thing on the planet yeah whale juice I can't imagine whale juice is like next stinky

cloud the rankest thing on the plan don't knock it till you try it wait don't burn right they use whale something for, is it called ambergris? That's for like all perfumes. That's probably what he was doing. Oh, yeah. He was just trying to get his handles. People were on the highway giving us the finger.

Like, get the fuck out of the way with the whale head, buddy. Oh, my God. They probably weren't giving him the finger. They probably were like, you got a whale on your fucking. Or kids with plastic bags on their heads in your car. They're probably like panicking but he did cut holes that's just like a fun dad but he's in rfk jr's in a point where like any story is just like okay he's reached that point it's an incredible spot to be in nothing can

shock nothing could shock me it's like a modern day like epic of gilgamesh yeah the other one was the his wife brasky his wife while she was pregnant found his diary that he had kept uh like notes about the 37 women he had fucked that year oh that's pretty good it's crazy he's a wild boy he might be the true american wild boy oh yeah kept a diary where he recorded cheating on his wife with 37 different women and there's everything but the one like that. She found the diary and he filed for divorce. Yeah, and then she killed herself. Didn't she also kill their dog? I think she had some issues.

A lot of animal killing in the family. I think she murdered their dog. You just gaslit her. I can't believe you read my diary. Orcas weigh 7,000 pounds. I'm not worried about how much they weigh. What is the diameter of their head? Was he doing this to mount the whale head?

They would have, if it were an orca, they would have said it was an orca. They're 26 feet long. Orcas are big. They're that big? Yeah. They don't make small whales. What do they call a whale? The belugas are not big.

Yeah, they're not. They're barely a whale. They're more of a dolphin. Well, it might have been a beluga. A small whale is an oxymoron. It's like jumbo shrimp. Exactly. Their name is whale.

How big do baby whales come out then? Pretty big. Pretty big. They coming out like 15? The blue whales are big. Have you ever seen a dead whale in person? Belugas are 11 to 15 feet long and 1,000 to 3,300 pounds. They're a ton.

Yeah, but the head, you're talking about a fifth of it, and it would fit on top of a minivan. That's a big whale. Yeah, so the head is just right before the fin, right? Yeah, how much head are we talking? How much head are we talking? It has to be before fin. It has to be.

That must be the head, yeah. Those things are so big. Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat. Whales to be. That must be the head, yeah. Those things are so sick. Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat. Whales are awesome. Womp rats are tiny. A womp rat. A womp rat. That's what Luke Skywalker was shooting easily.

What's happened to you? We're going to drop the southern, what was the phrase today? From rooter to tooter. So what's your rooter? Rooter is front to back or snout to ass or whatever. Okay. It just means the whole thing.

Rooter to tooter means every part of the animal. If you eat a hog, rooter to tooter, that means you're eating from its nose to its asshole. You're wasting nothing. Yeah. No part of this animal. We're eating all of it. That's Pat Bev's new punchline Snout to ass In Israel

He's crazy that Pat Bev's in Israel He's probably crushing it Yeah I mean the fan videos They're pumped that he's there He's chilling in Bethlehem He's gonna have so many hookahs available too Yeah a lot

Oh my god we uh we should get a whale head yeah yeah i am in the memorabilia buying business i don't know if you guys seen this but i'm buying all will compton memorabilia if you have anything you bought the jersey yeah i'm procuring it he's yeah will last night was like i've been looking for this jersey everywhere and then i just saw it on ebay i'm in touch with the seller you should uh gift it back oh yeah oh yeah you should gift it back to him but you have it signed you signed it i'm well this is some bullshit i've been looking for this jersey everywhere is that like a special jersey i don't know but if you have will compton memory hit your boy up because I got deep pockets.

I'm ready to buy them all. I might just make a Will Compton museum. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we just, oh, maybe I just buy all the memorabilia and we just put it all in the stalls in the bathroom. Yeah, the Will Compton museum is in the bathroom. Handicap stall in the bathroom.

Ah, now I'm thinking. Oh, that is awesome. bathroom. It's just a handicapped stall in the bathroom. Ah, now I'm thinking. Oh, that is awesome. Hey, it's still a museum. Yeah, it's just people shitting next to his jerseys. Yeah, so I'm willing to buy them all. What are you going to say, TJ? I was going to say, would that make Jay's must-piss list? Oh, yeah.

I'm mad. Jay's working from home today. What is must-piss? I don't know sacramento airport has doorless stalls for each urinal it's not practical space wise but i kind of love it i'm labeling this as my first annual must piss spot for 2024 i don't understand how you get to august without one wait that is weird use of space that's a must piss spot jay i don't think understands first annual. No. Because all his first annuals are just his first.

Correct. Because he's done a couple first annual tweets. I think he meant to say inaugural. I think so. Last annual would have worked. Last annual, yeah. He was on one this weekend. He was on a bachelor party.

TJ, you caught him in a fashion faux pas. Yeah, I ratioed him to hell. Yeah. TJ, you caught him in a fashion faux pas. Yeah, I ratioed him to hell. Yeah. Oh, let me see. Che on a bachelor party has got to be one of the weirdest things ever. I have a take. What?

I think he might be the cool guy of the friend group. Yeah. I think he's the funny and cool guy. Look at that face. Now, in fairness, that's a big-ass pine cone. But this is also a middle of a bachelor party. He's just pine cone hunting. What? Did everybody see TJ's ratio?

I'll catch up with you boys. Jay, you wearing two hoodies? He's wearing two hoodies. Got him. Oh, my God. Oh, he is. But one with hood down. What'd he say to that?

Yes, the high was 53 today. No jacket. Not that cold. No, it's not that cold at cold no it's not that cold that's hoodie weather that's one hoodie weather yeah yeah that's prime hoodie weather but yeah that's what did you do this weekend strip club cno now i found a big ass pine cone wearing two hoodies crazy i get it with the pine cone though well everything's bigger that's a good find is it the trees massive i've always wanted to go see the redwoods they're pretty never have never have got out yeah look at this he's just he went on a bachelor party for five-year-old boys he went on a kid yeah i'm pretty sure che just ran away from home That's what I'm

He's just collecting rocks and sticks What's going on He's like a lost boy This weekend got away from him Oh what happened I hope Che also sent a text afterward Being like Hey guys

Just goes without saying But whatever we did this weekend Pine cones Yeah you know Stays in Sacramento We're not fucking talking about it That's the group chat Buzz

Pine cones Big pine cones And big sticks If my wife finds out How many s'mores I had That guy's the worst guy I hate that guy Who sends that

Oh yeah Is that a real thing? Yeah. Yeah. There was one guy I went on a bachelor party, did it, and he was not a good boy. And I almost, I was like, now that you sent that, I kind of want to just fucking tell everyone at the wedding. They say it afterwards. Yeah, like, hey, just a reminder.

Almost like braggadocious. Yeah, right. It's like, dude, you didn't have to tell me. I'm not a fucking snitch. But now I'm going to be. Fucking push me in a corner here. Bullshit. I've never gotten a call from a friend that's like, hey, I was with you last night.

I've had that. Yeah. Yeah. But did you get the call? I didn't get the call. I got a I went to meet up with them and they were like, Hey, just, you know, we were like doing work stuff.

We were like doing it. We were doing like a meeting or something. No questions. Yeah. While we were there, when was this? 2013. Now it was 13.

It was, we were betting horses and he was telling his wife he was not, but are they still together? I believe so. Well, it works. But he was like, you're my cover.

We're talking business. And I was like, what do you think? It's for the wife. It's just like FBI shows up at your door. Oh yeah. No, we were hanging out last night.

Well, the guy did have a gambling problem, but yeah, it was very bizarre to be sitting there and have someone say that to your face being like you're my cover and i was like what the fuck dude yeah that's uncommon that puts a lot of pressure on you yeah they spring it directly on you yeah yeah i've gotten the text like we studied last night in the library and my friend was just out cheating on his girlfriend what's up spider what is he doing what do you what do you got what do

you got what do you got that's an expensive thing in a bag. That's weed. He's got weed. Oh, he's got that weed face on. Yeah. Oh, that's Rhythm. Yeah. So they just brought by some of their products that we're going to be promoting.

So shout out Rhythm. Is the dog still back there? The dog is back there, yeah. Yep. I'd like to see the dog. He's tread lightly. I just set him off. What?

I was just giving him a little pet. What you do to the dog? What do you mean? I scared him. I think he's overwhelmed. Is he a drug-stiffing dog? No, no. Oh, it's a cute little dog.

That would make sense. Yeah, no, he's definitely fine with this. Is my house out here? Can you get him in here? Yeah. Who brought this dog? The people that brought the weed. Oh, the CEO's dog.

Oh. Oh, man. That's a bold move. Oh, the boys are happy. Oh, shit. He's happy. Oh, look at him. Oh, looks like he's robbing a bank.

That was the biggest smile I've seen. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Let's go. Let's ruin it. Oh, chief. Bandit. Chief busted.

Wait, yeah. Does anyone have a cold number? He's got gotta give that Text him to come Text him to come back On the yak Like you're gonna have To give us all that stuff

There's a dog Hey buddy Oh there's That's the dog That was too That got set off It's a very low key dog I don't know what

Spider did Look at all those Stoners I'll text Colton Colton was skipping Tell him to come Don't tell him why Just tell him to come in here.

Huge grin on his face. He's going to distribute the weed. Whatever he got, we're going to have to take. He's looking like the Hamburglar. Oh, the one-armed carry. Oh, he's got the Belichick. That was such a funny clip. He was so happy.

Save that clip. I want him to watch it after we tell him. This is the dog? Hi. Colton, come here real quick. Brody. Brody? Brody or Bodie?

Bodie. Hey, Bodie. Hey, Bodie. Hey, Bodie. Yeah, sure. Sure. Hey, Colton, real quick, since we're doing the yak, did you just go get some stuff? I did. Yeah, you're going to have to, did you just go get some stuff? I did.

Yeah, you're going to have to give it all to us. Right. We're content. We haven't been able to go over it yet. That's fair. I was saving it for you guys, actually. Oh, really? Yeah.

Setting some aside in case we didn't have enough. Why are we so happy? We're going to confiscate it. At Christmas. He's still happy. We're just joking. You can keep it. Really?

Well, we caught you on camera and your face... I don't think I've seen anyone happier in my life. You just stole Christmas. That is a bad look. Grinch. The happiest dude ever. That was cartoon-esque. Yeah, you can keep it all. Thank you. Shout out Rhythm. That was incredible.

What did they do? Did you get some free t-shirts? A million shirts mostly yeah mostly clothes yeah i don't even know some some baked goods it looked like some candy i'm not really sure what was all hell yes i made out i made out so thank you thank you everyone i'm sorry you had to see that all right no i'm happy for you, Colton. You're the happiest man alive right now. What is that? Oh, come on. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Light it up. Yeah, I'll take some. I got Dog Walker in my throat as we speak. That's my preferred brand. Love that. Thank you, man. So, Rhythm, everyone check it out.

Where's your guy's store? What? Those are Dog Walkers. It's a kind of joint. Yeah, no, I know. Damn, dude. Those are my favorite. Yeah, everybody relax. I don't want them anymore. You just had to explain weed to me, and I know. Damn, dude. Those are my favorite. Everybody relax.

I don't want them anymore. You just had to explain weed to me, and I feel like a fucking narc. You did. I feel like a narc. Yeah, you're in narc mode. I'm a narc. I'm going to tell you what it is. It's a pre-roll. What's your name?

Colton, you're dismissed. You can keep everything. Congratulations. Thank you all. You won the lottery. So this is Rhythm Weed. Meet Bailey. Is that Bailey?

Wait, who's Bailey? This is Bodie. That's Bodie. Who's Bailey? Bailey was the dog we invented dog walkers from. Bailey passed away and now Bodie. Bodie. This is awesome.

So where does your guys shop? So we're all over the country. The shop's called Rise But the joints are called Dog Walkers The flower's called Rhythm It's all about people I'm not explaining too much to you You did ask him

No I was asking where We got off on the wrong foot All good Every dispensary Rise I think I've recognized Rise. So what are you guys doing here? We are bringing a ton of weed to the crew here.

Fuck yeah. You're the man. Yeah. And some t-shirts. And some t-shirts that Colton got. How's the weed business going? It's growing like a weed. It's pretty good.

I'll be. It's booming. People like weed. Alternative to alcohol. No hangover. Good feelings. More well-being. I'll be. It's booming. People like weed. Alternative to alcohol. No hangover. Good feelings. More well-being. Yeah.

Yeah. I got in a fight with Hank, our producer for PMT, yesterday or last week. He said that Kind Bud is no longer the top of the weed. That's correct. When did that happen? When it legalized. We were just talking about Kind Bud with Megan, how you used to get Kind Bud. KB was the best.

The kill. So what happened? What's the top? I mean, now it's Rhythm. It's Platinum. So you say I got Platinum? Platinum. Rhythm, Platinum, yeah.

Platinum. I'm so out of it. I can't keep up. Yeah. I think I have a contact high. I said KB, and Hank was like, no one says KB anymore. It's exactly like booze. There's always the next booze, the next flavor.

It was aged this way or that way. Is there double platinum? Triple, baby. There's triple platinum? The head stash. Still say head stash. Dog walkers are like the Kleenex of tissue. Everyone just calls any mini joint a dog walker.

Yeah. Yeah. I got a question question i don't want this to be offensive but whenever i go to a weed store and i ask them like hey i want this they're full of shit right like when they're like oh this one is like will make you creative this one will make you like chill it's just weed Weed is different than alcohol, where every alcohol drunk is more or less the same. A wine drunk may be different than

the beer or the tequila, but no, weed is very different. It is? For real? For real. When they say that stuff, I'm just like, it's still just weed. I mean, if you go more medical, right, if you have a stomach spasm or Tourette's or epilepsy, there are certain strains that can calm unconscious nerve spasms.

There are certain strains that will stimulate your mind to have a creative idea to write a poem or write a song. Find your rhythm. And some things will mellow you out if you're antsy or OCD. Yes, but it's a fine tuning. First time you ever drink, you're drunk, you puke. Later on, you can taste the difference between wine

and how much of it is bullshit, like a lot. But in wine, people are paying big money for wine so how real or not real i guess that's true like i i also consider the wine thing bullshit so it's not just weed i just assume okay there's an art to it but there's real like in the indoor the platinum is indoor it doesn't hit a machine it's organic and it's all nice and fresh, whereas some other stuff is mass-produced in a way where people can buy it value. A fifth of gin is different than whatever the fanciest gin is out there. Who's using the magnifying glasses in the dispensaries? I've never seen anybody pick up the magnifying glasses and look.

Good question. It's similar to the people that are talking to scotch for this reason or that reason. I mean, the parallels of the alcohol. This is Prohibition 2.0. History doesn't repeat. It rhymes. Whoa. Holy shit. Boom.

That's Mark Twain. And that's how we built the whole business. And so we're figuring out the rhyme of history in order to create the future for what the consumer wants, which is not to be hungover and get in a fight at 1.30 a.m., but to feel great in the morning and have amazing well-being and have Jaspresso, which is weed in the morning. Jaspresso, like espresso, and just feel creative and feel amazing. I mean, you sold me.

You're a fucking cool dude. Yeah. You get Aaron Rodgers. Everything you just said was just like, that was awesome. Jaspresso. Jama. I mean, I need Jaspresso. Jaspresso, yes. Damn. Do you feelso, yes. Damn.

Do you feel high right now? Yes. And why is that? Well, I mean, let's get high every day. Let's feel good. Be our best self, right? Like Bob Energy. Be your best.

Be high. I mean, do I just smoke weed? No. But do I feel high? Do I feel good? Do I feel in the flow? Yeah. Yeah.

When was the last time you weren't in the flow? I mean, you have bumps in the road, right? Yeah. So when was that? I mean, this morning, yesterday. Okay. But, you know, you got to come out of it. You breathe.

You know, we're working on it all the time. Performing at a high level is hard. You can come out of it, but you got to go back at it. I fucking love it. This guy is chill as fuck. I'm eating up everything. Who moved the dog? So what specifically are you...

He's sleeping right over here. So sit, stay, play. Sativa Indica Hybrid, stay. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck you, man. Now I'm cool with you explaining me weed, because you were right.

It's a good explainer. Is that also you? That is me. Yeah, it is. What the... do you have a twin no oh okay yeah those are my guns over there though not bad not bad huh so we're all about bringing more weed to people that can be open-minded more well-being whether you're smoking eating dabbing now drinking other ways to feel more well-being, whether you're smoking, eating, dabbing, now drinking, other ways to feel more well-being and open your mind. And obviously, alcohol is of the last century.

This century could be of different things, whether it's cannabis or even other substances to open your mind and feel good. What's the next century? Fentanyl. Hopefully, that's the last one. But no, but opening your mind, whether it's psilocybin or MDMA or other sorts of things that can open people up that have, you know, 22 vets kill themselves every day. These are people that gave themselves.

Veterinarian? That's me. I've been thinking about it. It's Marine. You're going to be one of the days. You lit up. Yeah. Oh, me.

Oh, me. That was my Stephen Chay moment. When O said Buccaneers. Leo pointing the TV. Oh, shit. K is our war chick. Yeah. Our toughest dude here is Kate.

My flower. Yeah, I could definitely use some weed. Yeah. We love weed. Thanks in advance. All right, well, thanks, man. Thank you all. Appreciate it.

Thank you. Smoke more weed. Love what you got. Josh Spresso. Josh Spresso. The lab. I Smoke more weed. Love what you got. Josh Spresso. Josh Spresso. The lab. I might have to.

Bye, Bodie. Bodie. Bodie. See you, Bodie. That's a sweet little pup. I like that dog. All right. Thank you so much, man. Appreciate it.

Am I a huge nerd that I've never heard of dog walkers before? Yes. I've never heard that term in my entire life. I'm not a weed person. I don't know. I live with a weed guy, and I didn't know. They're like cream of the crop. I think it's the Chicago thing, right?

I just flipped on that guy so fast. I didn't like him when he came in and now I'm... Yeah, he did. Might be the coolest guy in the world. He disarmed me. I want to tell him... He did neuter you.

Well, yeah, when he explained dog walkers, I felt like an idiot. Like, I know what it is. He was just telling you, hey, this is what a blunt is. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to want to smoke this.

But man. He seemed happy. Very happy. Very calm. Uh-oh. Safe flight repair. Safe flight repair. Honey, I didn't actually smoke any of it, all right? Oh, picking his nose.

What are the odds this is windshield related? So he gave me a ride home Friday, and he had the call over the speaker. And they were at a standstill they were at a it was over like 60 bucks and Brandon wasn't budging and neither was this lady now you said it would be 1400

how did it get to what was it like 1490 oh boy oh boy come here cutie safe light is that safe light oh no it's not something else everything okay so i got some weed for you if it's not. My wife was in a parking lot and somebody pulled too close to the Jeep and scraped it. But my wife said her car is fine and our car is fine.

So she's just going to not worry about it. And I said, well, yeah, just don't worry about it as long as everybody's satisfied with the cars being okay. And then she was like, okay, I'm going to go eat lunch. And I said, well, you can't eat lunch because you got to have the car at home because the safe light is coming this afternoon. And she's like, oh, I forgot about that. And I said, well, that's why i brought your car today that's not on a monday that's tough you gotta take it to the insurance and be like uh rock hit my windshield and also scraped the side of my car twice it hit twice i tried to do that once and i got laughed

out of the room i got i got rear-ended my old avalon and about three months prior i had blown out the speakers yeah and i so i i went and i was like yeah i got rear-ended like the bumpers all fucked up and like for some reason the speakers don't work and the guy was just like no yeah he's like those are not related nice he's just like you're a fucking idiot felt Felt real dumb. Try it. You got to take a shot? You got to take a shot. That rock, it was like a magic bullet. It's a JFK bullet.

Hit the windshield, curved, scraped the car. How big do you think the scrape is? Bigger than she's letting on. Oh, it's definitely. Yeah. Woman's scrape versus man's scrape is. I'm just worried about as long as the bumper is still hanging onto the car, I'm okay. Oh, you think it was bumper too?

She said it was the back. You know, like I'm parked. Oh, your car is total. I don't think it's total. Also, it's a Jeep. Like they can handle... This is going to be like the Wolf of Wall Street with Leo. It's still drivable.

Bumper's dangling. Asian Elvis looks great. Oh, yeah. Where do you got him? He has the chain mail on? I put the chain... Oh, not the chain mail body, just the headpiece chain mail. And he's sitting on top of his safe right now.

Is he in the basement? Yeah. Is it Fat Elvis or... Asian Elvis. It's Asian Elvis. But yeah, Elvis was fat in Vegas at one point. But the main characteristic is Asian. Yeah, he's just... It's just a bust But yeah, Elvis was fat in Vegas at one point. But the main characteristic is Asian. Yeah, it's just a bust, so he could be fat underneath.

Yeah. But I doubt it. He's mostly Asian. Fat Elvis. What about the Wisconsin sign? Is that up in your office yet? It's in my office. Oh, if it's in your office, that's good.

Yeah, someone put it there, not me. Okay. But it's working its way. It will eventually get its way to a wall. Someone photoshopped my face on the Asian Elvis. That was scary. It fit. It did.

Yeah. You do kind of look like an Asian Elvis. I was like, whoa, what was that? Yeah. Did you guys see Jerry with the DNC? No. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I didn't even know he knew those guys personally. He knows all of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know he knew those guys personally. He knows all of them. Jesus. Can't play the music. Who's that? I don't know. Who is that? I thought it was Melania Trump for a second.

Oh, brutal. In his boxers. In his boxers. He told me that I just sent him a text I was like hey I need you to do a video Where you catch something coming from the right And then give thumbs up

And he sent it to me right away In his boxers But last night he was like You keep doing this I'm going to have to go so far right That you're not even going to recognize What I'm going to say So I think far right that you're not even going to recognize what I'm going to say. So I think this is going to end up hurting me.

Yeah, he's like, I'm going to go so far right, it's going to be crazy. How far right can he go? I think he can go farther right. But what would... How would that manifest itself here? I don't know, but I'm scared now. He's live an awful lot.

Yeah. He's going to go so far right. What a threat. He's going to go so far right. What a threat. I'm going to go so far right. You think you know right? Yeah. You put me in a corner. Wait until you see the next batch of DMs that comes out.

Yeah. Yeah, he willingly just sent that to me. Not even a question. He should know by now, right? He should know. But he didn't. He was all in on it these weed people are having fun

they brought the whole company I think yeah a little field trip I love people coming out of the woodwork to get weed yeah we got Lance Danny Lance trying to be inconspicuous

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on your game time app homepage. What are you waiting for? Nick, Pirates Cubs, Labor Day weekend. Yeah. You going to go? No. Download the game time app. app homepage what are you waiting for nick pirates cubs labor day weekend yeah you're gonna go no download the game time i have no yes i thought you were done fuck new game time picks what time is it game time yes i'm gonna go are you kidding me i think nick there's a chance we might have a very famous person coming in from the Pirates. Does it start with a consonant or a vowel? What's the difference?

Non-vowel. What's the difference? What do you mean, what's the difference? I got it. Took me a second. Consonant. Does he have a cute girlfriend? There's only one famous guy. Very cute girlfriend.

Okay. Yeah. For sure. Sure. Thanks, man. These. What? Yeah. For sure. Sure. Thanks, man. These are the big dogs? Those are the big dogs. The long walk?

The long walk. Hell yeah. It's a Stephen King book. These are very strong. Careful. I'm going to pass. Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Okay. Very strong. Yeah, yeah. Hey, booty. Hello. Hello. What's one where I want to just, like, chill out and, like... Thank you Very strong Yeah yeah Yellow What's one where I want to just like chill out And like Be high

There we go Don't take the one called I think they're behind me No I'm married Which one will like Help me create my magnum opus Big dogs This one right here Night owl haze Big dog Thanks man Sounds like an old ABA player Big dogs. This one right here? Night Owl Hayes.

Big dog. Thanks, man. He sounds like an old ABA player or something. He reminds me of Aaron Rodgers. He has the face of Aaron Rodgers. He's got the long face. Oh, that's a good dog.

I want to get a dog so bad. I've been refreshing the PAWS website. Aaron Rodgers says ayahuasca now. I'm looking at it. Get a dog. It's got to be the right one.

It's got to be a fit. Night Owl Hayes. Yeah. You'd be a good dog fit. It's a night owl, Hayes. Yeah. You'd be a good dog owner. What kind are you looking for? Like mangy. I don't think that's what you want. I think like, yeah, I want real like scruffy and old.

Are you going to get an old dog? I think so. That's the move. Yeah, scruffy and old. Oh, man. That's not the move. I think. No, it's definitely not the move to get an old dog.

I think 12. Why? I think it would be like awesome to give it the best years of its life. Exactly. You love your dog and it dies. I did my job. Get an old dog that's had a rough life and you're with this. I've been thinking

about this for a while. That would be heartbreaking. No, but it would be more heartbreaking if I didn't get it. You're just getting in this life so it can end. Yeah, the worst part about owning a dog. Yeah, you're going to be the retirement home. That's the most selfless love. That's beautiful.

It's more of a service. No, no. He's also just looking for credit. He's going to get a puppy. He's just getting the credit in the moment right now. It's like adopting a puppy. You're getting a puppy from a breeder. I want under 12 pounds.

That's about it. I don't think so. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Good point, Nick. Let me tell you your preferences. 15 is where dog starts. You're looking for a dog?

15 is where dog? No, no, no. John Swanson says 30. I grew up in a shih tzu house. Really? Yeah. You're looking for a used Yorkie? I wouldn't mind a used Yorkie.

I can help you with that. Oh. Yeah, go to Philly and steal one. The one my parents stole is, we got it when it was like seven. That's awesome. And now it's house trained, it's love and life.

I would hope it's house trained. Yeah. That would be crazy if you're like, yeah, we adopted it five years ago, still like house trained. It's love and life. I would hope it's house trained. That would be crazy if you're like, yeah, we adopted it five years ago. Still not house trained. A wild, rabid Yorkie. Everybody's running around the house. Yeah, come on. 15 pounds.

That's big, man. But you wanted to run around at the park with other dogs. Yeah. You live near a park. I do. That's the best part about having a dog is you just let it run around the park. I think the best part's just kind of tossing it around. Lay on the couch.

It gets on you. Throw him on the other end of the couch. It runs. Jumps back on you. Throw him back. That is fun. That is fun, yeah. We'll see. Man.

I feel like the little dogs aren't what you want. You want a dog that's just chilling by the fire on the couch all day. Little dogs have so much energy. Yeah, they do. People underestimate the value of throwing stuff at people. Yes. That's one of the reasons I want a kid. Having kids, the most fun you'll ever have is throwing them in a pool.

Up and down in the pool. Oh, yeah. My kids, if I only threw them, they would be happy. Like, I get so tired. You can throw them on a bed. You can throw them in a pool. Like, throwing kids is so fun. But how many throws do you got?

I probably got about three rounds apiece. I got about 15 throws a night, and they're used every night. You never know when your last throw is going to be. True. Cherish every one. I'm almost out of throws, yeah. You are. You're at the tail end of it.

My kids started randomly two weeks ago. They've just started calling me Big Guy. Whoa. Oh, that's great. I don't know if I like that. No. Move it, Big Guy. What's up, Big Guy?

That's not great. No, it's not. It's terrible. It hurts my feelings every time. That's brutal. Why don't you pass the crayons, big guy? Easy now, big guy. It's brutal.

Do your kids have a ringleader? Is there one of the kids that... Yeah, my oldest is the ringleader. Okay, well, Tommy's mine. Yeah. He runs... He runs the shop. Yeah, he's the... Like the Tommy Pickles. He runs he runs the shop. Yeah he's the

like the Tommy Pickles. He's the Rugrats. I can see your kids like dividing like they would in a heist movie like one's a master of explosives.

That's exactly right. One's an espionage. One can crack a safe. No yeah my oldest is the one who came up with Big Guy and then they've all fallen in love.

That's so tough. Brutal. I don't know how you get out of that. I don't think you do. And I laugh when they say it because it's funny. I have a five-year-old be like, hey, what's up, big guy? So then they keep saying it because I'm laughing

and I'm just stuck. I'm just big guy now. You just throw him in the yard. Big guy. Are you dad or daddy, Brandon? Daddy to the girl, dad to the boys okay i'm daddy my son started kindergarten today whoa same with my nephew did you tear up at the drop off i didn't he pushed me away oh no well what happened was he's he's uh he's a little bit of a ladies man so he was nervous going and then he saw a girl that was in his class last year.

And then he was like, get out of here, Dad. What a future. It was like that. He saw her, and then he was like, all right, I'm good. He's going to run through his class. Jesus Christ. He's going to turn those girls. That's what you want, though. Yeah. He's going to turn those girls. That's what you want, though.

He's got big guy blood. Yeah. Better. Yeah. What was I thinking? You should say that when you drop him off at kindergarten. Oh, yeah, he's going to run through these girls. He's going to turn them out.

Turn them out. Turn them out turn them out oh my god valentine's day is gonna be crazy all those notes what i was thinking about this yesterday because he was he was excited for it although we did have an issue because i i told him yesterday morning when we were going to the park i was like you excited for school tomorrow and he got so mad and he's like you didn't tell me i had school tomorrow. He's like, you told me I had kindergarten. And I was just like, okay. It's kind of not school yet. Yeah, well, so that was what I was thinking.

What was the age that you dreaded going back to school? Because it's a long time. School as a kid is fun. I think it's like third grade. I think first grade kind of sucked. I like school. That's when you just start having to do homework. To me, third grade is when it really sucked.

Yeah, but that's segmented. Periods and classes. When did it stop being easy? Long division. Yeah, right. I still remember. We did the SRA. We had to do reading comprehension.

There was a lot of academic shit. I feel like it was middle school that was like, okay, this sucks now. Because the last day of summer is always the worst. It sucked way before that. No. You didn't suck going back to fourth grade i don't know fourth grade sucked yeah it started having more fun outside of school yeah it became more yeah you're probably right so what age is that it's probably different for most people because kindergarten is just fun all fun yeah it's all they do is fun i think the biggest thing is tying your shoes kindergarten learning to read three-letter words.

Yep. Got nap time. Maybe not anymore. I don't know what they do. I think they still do nap time. At what age do you think my son will be a better speller than TJ? Like two years ago? Why do you think TJ goes by that first name?

Seven, probably. TJ, 180? Yes, sir. seven probably TJ 180 yes sir holy shit man that's crazy TJ spell guarantee off the rip G-A-R

I told you that in good faith that that's one of my worst words man me and you TJj so many pounds down good for us what are you gonna tell you brandon 264 how's the libido fine okay you look narrow over there there was a hyper specific angle that you're standing at where you look thin as hell what angle is that put in the work you were on the phone yeah he's doing his steps every morning i'm up to 50 minutes

of walking it's kind of miserable yeah i don't know how you do it i i watch you do it it's boring but it's sound it feels yeah horrendous i walk up and down this court for 50 minutes. That sucks. It beats... I was thinking, shout out to the middle of the pack cross country runners. The guys who barely made it. They're doing everything right. They're training their ass off.

And not winning a goddamn thing. Their ceiling is like 46th place at the H&R Block Invitational. They have no glory. They're in it for the sex. Well, that's such a hard sport. But they're not getting the sex, are they? No, I think they are from the female cross country.

From the ones that finished like 49th? I think the cross country runners just, they fuck each other. Do they? Yeah. No, they let them in on like the songs and the jingle. Yeah, I don't think female cross country members fuck anybody. Cross country is the theater kid of athletics. Wait, exactly.

That's right. but it's also like the most grueling sport by far but i i i think they're all horny because they're all like in great shape they're all in in okay they're they're in better shape than they have any right to be but i they're in fucking shape they're all right oh i don't think they're all running oh i think you guys i think track and field cross-country they're just fucking all they don't think they're in fucking shape. Oh, I think you guys, I think track and field, cross country, they're just fucking old. They're all troubled. They're not fucking as much as the band. The band be fucking.

ROTC and band. That's a different type of horny, though. That's a different type of horny. Yeah, that's like, I need this horny. That's all horny, isn't it? What teen clique is having the hottest sex? The hottest sex? The popular kids still, but I think the most is banned i'm thinking like

like debate team no no they're they're prude yeah but they're calculated i think it's banned they just did you guys have like the drum line yeah yeah, what section of the band? Brass. Brass, yeah. They don't... What's the biggest... They just want sex. They don't care about how you look. What's the biggest male-female mix group in the band? Brass, right?

Oh, it's the... No, the... It's the brass. Wait, brass? Yeah. Is brass flute? Chicks are playing trumpet. Flutes and horns?

Oh, I don't think chicks are playing trumpet. Chicks are playing trumpet, French horn. Oh, there's two chicks. Chicks are playing flutes, right? Flutes. Is flute don't think chicks are playing trumpet. Chicks are playing trumpet, French horn. Chicks are playing flutes. Flutes is flute brass? No, they're breaking into everything now. Isn't it? Chicks are flutes and clarinet.

They're flutes, yeah. You can't have a girl playing like a tuba. No. That's a fat guy. She's sturdy if she does play tuba. Right. She's the catcher in softball. That's the softball catcher.

A small, an average-sized robot would not. She bats four. A woman shot putter. Jerry, come here. You threatened me yesterday saying you're going to go so far right. What do you got planned? Start dipping. I didn't threaten you.

Well, you said you forced me to go so far right. Well, I don't know. I mean, I think it's a funny bit, but I mean, I don't go left. Right. I go really right. But I mean, what was that DNC thing? You texting me saying, hey, Jerry, can you do a video like this? It's for a TikTok.

It'll be really funny. That's what it was. Right. And then I did that. So people are going to think you're a liberal. It's terrible. I mean, I think people know I'm not. But there is actually no, because.

I don't know. No, there's been a few that DM me like, you fucking lib, fuck you, die. Yeah, we've seen some of them. Yeah. Have you seen some of them? You've responded to some. We wrote them. Oh, shit.

From Burners? Oh, shit. That's tough. Colorful. Colorful language. Rainbow even. Yeah. Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm not a lib.

I don't ever intend to be. What would push you to liberalism? Tax cuts? I mean, same thing that pushes everybody to do the things they do, money. Yeah. Yeah, tax cuts. Yeah. You know?

I think, I mean, I really do think we should pay. You think about it. I was thinking about it the other day. We get taxed from our jobs, right? Yeah. We get taxed on the food we eat, buy, taxed on clothes. I mean, we get taxed on everything. Where is that money going?

Nobody knows where it goes. Fuckin' Ukraine, dude. Yeah. I mean, it's just crazy. It's fucked up. We live in a fucked up world. I mean, I got just crazy. It's fucked up. We live in a fucked up world. I mean, I got some takes, but. Some may say the taxes go to.

That's not on sale anymore. Schools. Schools, roads, firefighters, police officers. I don't think enough. Not enough. Military? Military. Not enough.

A lot of it. Not enough. Not enough goes to it? Nah. More goes to their pockets. Yeah. Whose pockets? Hillary Clinton.

Yeah. Our taxes go directly to her pockets? I wouldn't doubt it. I would. There it is. I wouldn't doubt it. Your personal friend, Hillary Clinton. Hilldog is what you call her.

No, I don't. No. I mean, no. I had some ideas to go super far right right, but then I don't know. It just turned out bad for me. Share one of those ideas. No, I get canceled. No, I can't.

No, I'm not. I can't do it. I'm not going to share anything. Who's the bluest dude you would befriend? Shit, bluest guy. I mean I don't know PFT

That's a good benchmark Yeah Cause I know I know he's blue But like we get along great And that's how it kind of like Should be you know Yeah

What like Dem politician Could you see yourself Chilling with Chilling with? AOC. Hunter. Yeah.

AOC? No, like, Buttigieg? No. AOC would be at the top. Honestly, I've always had a stake. I think Barack would be pretty cool in person. Yeah. I think he would be cool.

Would you have partied with Hunter in your heyday? Oh, yeah. I think we would get along great, actually. There you go. There's your answer. Yeah, Hunter would be fun to hang out with. We should go crack for crack. Crack for crack.

Crack off. Yeah, could you? Crack off. Crack rock for crack rock. Who taps out first? That would be a really good cherry after dark. A crack off, dude? Pass the pipe.

Speaking of which, we should promo tomorrow night. Yes. It's me, you, KB, and Nick, right? Love that, yeah. So four of us playing Monopoly. Which would be great. We were going to include everyone, but then we realized the game will take literally forever. Yeah, no, the last board game was cool.

I love that. That was a good time. Who won that last one? I don't know. Did I win that the last board game was cool. I loved that. That was a good time. Who won that last one? I don't know. Did I win that one? It was a freak. Yeah, you won because I fucking figured it out. Oh, I thought you were setting yourself up. No, remember, I basically

played the game perfectly and then Jerry got me. Yeah, that's right. True. Yeah. Those games are fun. I like those games. Yeah, so we'll go at 8. Sure, whatever you want. Tell Lucas. I'll go, those games are fun. I like those games. Yeah. So we're going to go. We'll go at 8. Sure. Whatever you want. Yeah.

Tell Lucas. I'll go for 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. But I'm right. Like, really right.

About what? No. Like, right. Right. On the political spectrum. I don't know. No. But one thing I will say.

What? You ain't correct. You're just right. When does it stop? Oh, it doesn't. Right? Like, there's got to be a point where it's like, okay. I think it's going to stop.

Because I'm not able to say what I want to say. Right. When we incept your brain and you do actually become a white guy for a comma. No way. I think that's when we end it. But can that be, like, if I was to join one of those, like, Zoom groups or something like that, or speak out somewhere, like, would that end it? Probably. Okay, so let's try to do that.

Okay, so you should do that. Yeah, we'll try to figure it out. We'll do that, and then it'll be over. Right. No? It won't be over. I like where your head's at, but it will not be over. Has anything ever been over with him?

No. Jerry After Dark protests in downtown Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. How was that? Did you ever, like, it seemed like nothing really happened. Wait, were you there? You at the camp. Yeah, true. That's right. I wonder how it went though. I don't think there was nothing, like, bad that happened.

There were some protests. I think some people ran on stage. But who was the guy that you guys had? Who was that guy? Who? The other day. He was a really far left guy, right? Oh, Tony P. Tony P.

Tony, right? Tony P. He still watches Sopranos, though. He's not. I want to sell that shirt so bad. What's the shirt? I'm a Democrat, but I like the Sopranos. Was that his take?

Yeah. He's like, I'm an enigma. I'm a Democrat, but I also like the Sopranos. No, that's not true. He doesn't like the Sopranos? No, no, no. I think there's a lot of'm an enigma. I'm a Democrat, but I also like the Sopranos. No, that's not true. He doesn't like the Sopranos? No, no, no. I think there's a lot of... Correct.

Correct. That's why it was the greatest takeout. The correlation. Oh, that's funny, though. Hey, good for him. He seemed like a fun guy. Yeah. Positive.

Very. Very. All right, Jerry. Yep. Well, it's been fun. See you, Jer. Thank you. You just got to get with sales. He's making a lot of sit down sit up noise did you get your wallet okay nice he left his wallet in Saratoga

oh man yeah how was that it was good if you like losing like a shitload of money oh I love that in a very short period of time it was a lot of fun did you smile i did not smile for a long time on the stream it got dark uh no i mean i i still love it it's still fun but yeah it was it was a long day we were live for the entire day from saratoga who's this dude i've been seeing mm-hmm mutt he's in kirk's yeah yeah mutt mutt stack.com what kind of get in your head or no yeah he's uh kirk wants him kirk and him they've known each other forever they're friends kirk needs a producer kirk wants mutt to produce mutt refuses to produce he's too big i don't know what the reasons are i was trying to get it out of him but uh he's got a he's got

like a newsletter. He was passing out business cards. But him and Kirk are friends. They're friends. But he won't produce for him. Correct. OK. Makes no sense.

I basically it felt like I was talking to Bosco when I was talking to him. Oh. Like being like here's what you should do. And then just to fly him out to New Mexico. Yes. So wait. Are they there right now. Yes. I think they might be pretty. And then just to fly him out to New Mexico. Yeah, sweet. Are they there right now? Yes. I think they might be.

Pretty sure. Plumber and Jacob? Oh. Albuquerque. Albuquerque, yeah. Should probably give this some attention. Yeah, should we? No, no, no.

Should we have them zoom in? I would like that. Rico's been walking around with a hefty set. Yeah, yeah. The war of walking around with a hefty set. Yeah, yeah. The war of walking bets has been mesmerizing. All right. Jacob and I are here in Albuquerque.

Game plan today. Find a purple hat in Albuquerque. Yep. Then drive to Amarillo, Texas. It's about four hours away. I know it's probably there, but if you were faking being in Albuquerque, that's what you'd be standing in front of. Absolutely.

Out today with two purple hats. That's the Absolutely. Do we have another green screen gate? Honest question. Are we torturing him? It's borderline. I know somebody replied in the comments and was like, I can't wait for the Yak to forget about this immediately. Did for an hour today. Sent two guys to Albuquerque.

Well, the fun part is, this has been going on two months, three months. Yeah. Still needs 44 hats. Yeah. He's got a long way to go. But it gave us like beautiful, it gave us the Gengar content.

It gave us the do-rag video. It was all. I really like this. Yeah, I do too. I'm excited for the future. I'm excited for him to come with a big bag of hats and like the hat

while I get more filled. Yeah, I'm genuinely looking forward to it. Every single video he's put out has made me smile. Sending him to New Mexico, though. Yeah, it's exotic.

There's a lot of states we could have... I don't know when his flight was, but he like arrived at sunrise, I think, this morning. So... Like, imagine explaining that like he lives with, I think, this morning. Imagine explaining that. He lives with his wife, obviously.

Imagine explaining that. I got to go. Well, he's also had to explain Ninja Turtle tattoos. She's a weird guy. She knows what she got into. Wow, if he gets one from the panhandle of Oklahoma, that would be huge. Enormous. I hope we don't get him in any trouble.

There's a gang in Arizona. Purple hats is their thingormous. I hope we don't get him in any trouble. Like, there's a gang in Arizona that, like, purple hats is their thing. I kind of hope we do. Not physically. If he has to wade into the gang world to get a hat, he has to do it. I mean, look, Clemmer getting shot and surviving is the coolest thing that could happen. Easily. Oh, there he is. Clemmer.

Clemmer dying. Where are you? Hey, Jacob. We are on a rental car shuttle bus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Have you ever been to New Mexico before? I have not. Neither has Jacob. Are you excited? Oh, thrilled. Yes. Yes. It's very exciting. Have you seen any purple

hats thus far? I saw one hat that was about 40% purple that was very irritating. You had like the two bills were purple and the button and the brim, but the four things were not. I want you to see one right now. Wait, so what

what's the plan today? Where are you going to go? So the plan today is all things Albuquerque hopefully hit like malls supermarkets, anything where people are, and then go from here to Amarillo, Texas, and then find a purple hat there and then go from here to Amarillo, Texas,

and then find a purple hat there, and then hopefully that's it. If I call it a night, it's after. All right, so when you get in your car, and then when you get to a place with people, zoom us back. I'd love to see one live. All right, will do. Okay. Yeah. All right, yeah.

Jacob's already healthy. I forgot my suitcase. Jacob's being a big help. Oh, good job, Jacob. Good job, Jacob. Jacob. Yeah. Every decision Clemmer's made has led him to this.

We're going to do all things Albuquerque. Malls and supermarkets. Yeah. Hang up. All right. Just press a button. Okay. Oh, look at that thumb. We didn't need the thumb.

Yep. Shut it up. Yeah. What a... I don't really care. Sounds fun. I would like to see one in person, live. Not in person, but live.

Amarillo might be tough. I don't think of those purple hat people. Uh-oh. Safe fight. Hello? Zest walk, too. Yeah, Rico's been... Explaining to Rico this idea was one of the funniest things.

Gaz and I were on a text chain with him, and we basically had to explain to him barstool. We're like, you should find an attractive woman every day and maybe mix in some bets. But how is he? Maybe put it on the newspaper. How is he approaching these women to do this for him? I don't know. You guys should make Rico get implants. I'd see.

That's on the table. Rico has to find a set of tits in every state. Bounce back yesterday with a big win. First one on the board. Look at this. Today we're going with the Pittsburgh Pirates. Mitch Keller pitches much better at home. We're going to bounce back again.

That's right. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Minus 115. DraftKings. Shoutounce, bounce, bounce. Bounce back. Minus 115. DraftKings. Shout out DraftKings. Bounce back. We're going to bounce back. That's right. Bounce back with a second win today. Let's go. Walking bets. Enjoy it. Love it. Nice.

Is that freelance? I think that's a freelancer. Freelance tits. It's an audio only version. He's got to find some more tits. Yeah. There's talk to. You know that would go crazy. A potential debate show.

Who? Rico and Nadeau with the girl who was at the center of this, Taylor Mathis. Taylor Mathis, yeah. Being the moderator. Oh, whoa. It'll be a hell of a debate. Wait, is Nadeau and rico not seeing eye to eye on something no they're not but he said he would be i mean this whole thing is so funny because it's

essentially we had a a full day of like who invented tits and walking online solely because rico's show was so bad like he was this he was Like he was the start of all this. He didn't do anything. That's how it works for him. That's how it works for him. And now we've reinvented the wheel and we have tits and gambling. It might work. It might just fucking work.

It's crazy that people were taking sides in that argument when it's like you can watch all four. Yeah. You can watch all the tits. But listen, if you're the person who invented it's like Zuckerberg. If you invented Facebook, you would have invented Facebook. If you invented walking with a pair of tits,

you would have invented walking with a pair of tits. Someone had to invent it. Every idea is stolen. What is he doing now? Is he looking at the weed? Whoa. Oh, Sam's over there.? Is he looking at the weed? Whoa. Oh, Sam's over there. We got to interrogate him once he gets back.

What were you doing by that weed? Now, is he already pee? I think he's going to poop. Yeah, I've got a lot of Brandon today. Yeah, you have a lot of Brandon. Is he excited to go on PMT? I think he's very excited. College football expert.

You guys should blur out his face, give him the first 48 treatment. Wait, oh my God, wait. You might have to. Or just put Mike Wazowski and put the logo over him or something. Give him the old Rico treatment. The question mark, silhouette. That would be great. Have you ever had a guest who was like devastated afterwards and was like

please don't air this i did so bad no one said that or please cut this out we've had the reverse where we've had to convince someone we shouldn't air it because it was because you guys thought yeah yeah an athlete or an athlete okay short point guard who hits people in the nuts played for the Clippers Pelicans now on the Spurs but I'm not gonna give any hints

I fucking hate that I don't know whoa Hornets yeah not gonna give any not gonna give any clues though I started watching the Johnny Manziel documentary last night yeah Yeah. Not going to give any clues, though. I started watching the Johnny Manziel documentary last night.

Yeah. Am I a little late to the game? Oh, very late. Okay. Very late. He was really good. We're on the Steve McNair doc now. Okay. I feel like we all kind of just lived his documentary.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I felt nostalgic watching it because I remember seeing the clips of him partying coming up. I didn't realize I never watched the football part of him. He was like really good. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Just watched the part, the partying part? Yeah. I didn't know any other part. And so I was like, oh, I get it now. I get why everyone was like so dramatic about him. Did Barstow ever try to hire him? Did Barstow ever try to hire him? Cocaine highlights?

Yeah. He did a podcast with us. Right. With Casey. Was he like an employee? I don't know. Officially an employee i i don't know officially an employee yeah you know he was so good i mean texas a&m stadium you could pull it up tj like he basically built the entire second deck at texas a&m yeah they got 230 million more in donations his year

yeah something like that brandon crazy how we doing uh good did you sniff out that weed what were you doing at the weed no No, I just got gummies. Safe flights on the way. Oh, yeah. Safe flights on the way to the house. My wife's also on the way to the house. Have you shown a picture of the windshield to Safe Flight? No. They're going to say it's too cracked and you need a new one. No, it's getting replaced. Oh, they're giving you a whole new windshield. I thought they were doing the fill. No, that was the problem the other day is the the new windshield was scratched so they couldn't give me a new windshield so they're bringing a whole new windshield whole replacement and

everything yeah it's not cheap no not cheap at all no nick did you go to the renaissance fair no i'm gonna i'm gonna try to go this weekend this weekend but you had said for weeks that you were going this weekend no it's gonna's going to be the weekend after. Okay. Maybe I did, but I pivoted. I still need to get a few more items for myself. More armor? I think I need to get some under armor. Where would you get that?

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Really? Whoa, yeah. Big, big diamond. Like this big honking diamond. I see it. Is Botswana one of the worst places you can live? Oh, no. They're doing very well relative to other African nations. Oh, very good. I think they do well. So what do we know about Botswana? Wonderful of the worst places you can live. Oh, no, they're doing very well relative to other African nations.

Oh, very good. I think they do well. Zah, what do we know about Botswana? Wonderful this time of year. They're our neighbors. Lots of diamonds, as he alluded to. Their leader is... Whoa.

Holy shit. They had a number of how many carats, right? Two, yeah. Yeah, two something. Yeah. Does the guy who finds that diamond get a big bonus? I don't know, but one about half. Child?

No. Probably not. They found one about half that size a couple years ago. It sold for $53 million. Holy shit. That's from Botswana. Yeah. I think that was found by a European company, that particular rock.

Do you guys have beef with Botswana? Our president does. I like Twanas. I like the Botswanas. They're very good. Good people. They've got beautiful girls. They just won a gold medal in the Olympics, right? Yeah.

Tobogo, the 200 meters. Wow. Oh, that's right. But I like the Botswanas. You like Botswanan women? Oh, yeah. They've got some fine little yellow bones. What?

I need a full experience One Explain, two, can I say that? I feel like no One yellow bone Is the light skinned The light skinned black girls So you can call them yellow bones Two, I don't know, maybe

I say yes, but I'm not the emperor I'm not the emperor. I'm not the emperor. Go ahead, Nick. Say it. I'll wait. I'll wait. Alright. There you go. Are you into South African girls? Yo,

they're a problem, man. I'm into Ethiopian girls. Oh, yeah. Ethiopian, East Africa. That East African region, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djib I'm into Ethiopian girls. Oh, yeah. Ethiopian. East Africa. Beautiful women. That East African region, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djibouti. Oh, my days. Do they really... Does Egypt really... I feel like Egypt is its own thing. Do they get...

Yeah. Do they get Africa street cred? No. They call themselves from the Middle East. That region. So the Egypt, Algeria, Libya area. Because it is on the continent of Africa, right? Yeah. Is there a country or ethnicity where

Zaha, you're like, bad women there. Ugly? Does anybody know for ugly women? You trying to get me in trouble, Brandon? The UK? That's, yeah. That's the bottom. Except in where? Is Z where is Manchester there it is okay

Mariah May was pretty good they got like models and like actresses but the bulk the middle class the bulk they just don't get enough sun yeah true it's true

yeah Oasis is back though yeah that's exciting it's fucking huge people are really excited about that are they just gonna butt heads and break up yeah

very soon oh for sure yeah okay and play a couple concerts with like two thousand two million people yeah

do you think it's just because they need money again I don't know or do they really wanna they're one of the coolest bands of all time that's what i was trying to explain to brandon because he was like i never was into oasis i think liam gallagher is one of the true last rock stars yeah like swag and everything talk shit on all other bands we'll just walk off a show if he doesn't like it i love that video of him the elementary school class, asking him questions. Have you seen it?

No. I want to see it now. He's just, the kids are so cute in that. And he's like, yeah, what? He's just like very, he doesn't change himself for the kids or anything. It's like really funny. He's a rock star. Yeah.

These clips going of it. I want to see it. Let's fight it, TJ. You okay? You're boring me. I've been with you too long. How do you deal with your aggravation issues? How interesting.

Right, do you work for the sun? That girl's a plant. Yeah. I love little kids with British accents. Hello, boys and girls. Hi, Liam. You look like trouble, don't you? We've got to have a chat then. Hello boys and girls. Hi Liam! You look like trouble don't you? We've got to have a chat then? Yeah. Right, who wants to go first?

Me! Go on. Hi Liam, my name's Mia. Mia, that's Ellie. What's your favourite Disney movie? Finding Nemo. What's your one? Beauty and the Beast. Nice. Go on man. If you played a good song in a concert, would you get sweets after? Yeah, sort of i like this And he's not much bigger than you actually. What shoe size are you? He's shit-sized as his brother. 11E. Yeah, I think he's about 11A.

Go on then. What was the first song you ever played? Take Me, it was called years ago. It was rubbish. It was rubbish. It was rubbish. It was just real straightforward. Oasis that you played.

Which one is it? Oasis. Yeah, that was the band. And what was the song called? Oasis. All right, cool. Is it a good song now? Yeah. But you were in it. No, I know. Yeah, that was the band what was the song called? All right cool. It's a good song

No, I know yeah, that was the fun. No on it go on anyway. It's just more I'm a raptor. I love this. I like her. She's like an adult Right to me you know Jack big check Big Shaq. His name's Michael. Go on then, trouble. What's your favorite fart? My favorite? Your favorite fart. Oh, it's gotta be the loud ones. That kid's the man. Ask him the hard-headed. I want people to know when I farted, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Because you're proud of it, aren't you? You know what I mean? When it's silent and that. Sometimes they take credit for it, but you want it to just tear the house down, don't you? Go on, Keezer. Did you work hard at school?

No. He doesn't. He doesn't. No, but I did go to school when I was your age. You know what I mean? I was a kid. I was a kid. I was a kid. I was a kid. I was a kid. I was a kid. Sometimes they take credit for it, but you want it to just tear the house down, don't you? Go on, Keeza. Did you work hard at school? No.

He doesn't work hard at school! No, but I did go to school when I was your age, and all I did was look out the window and do loud farts. It's true. It's true. If you want to be a rock star, look out the window, stare at the clouds and do loud farts. That's their take on it.

I know what your brother's band is called. What is it called? I Fly In Blood. Oh, that lot, yeah. Do you like them? Yeah. What do you like about them? I like...

You don't really do your chat away on your partner. You want me to kick off? I just like the... You want me to kick off, don't you? I like last of them. Go on then. What's the song you most enjoy playing? I like playing a song called Live Forever,

which I think is about my mum. It's a nice song to sing for my mother. Sweet. What's your favourite part in the world? I like Paris because I like the Eiffel Tower. I like it. Have you been up it? No.

I've been halfway. I've been halfway as well. I love this It's the accents You could watch anything British I would have a kid if it came out British Yeah little kids with British accents are so funny It's funny

That dude is hilarious I gotta look into him His Twitter replies are hilarious too Why do people call you big boy? Big guy. Yeah, and then you could see him getting upset when the kid was like, yeah, your brother's band's good. Who's his brother? Noel Gallagher.

They're both in Oasis. Guitarists. He has his own band too? The whole reason Oasis has broken up a million times and been broken up is they just hate each other. They would be headlining huge shows and he would just refuse to sing and sit and watch them play. Is their songs harder than Wonderwall?

Yeah, they're rock. Champagne, Supernova. Don't Look Back in Anger. Oh, harder? Like rock's harder? Yeah, they're harder than... They're good. Stop Crying Your Heart Out. Don't look back in anger is that it

they had a big rivalry with Blur that's right song 5 they won that one huh the guy from Blur wanted to go start the Gorillas though why would anyone be mad with the rumors the rumors are fun you'll miss Liam's teasing when he's gone your attitude is biblical

that's not. Your attitude stinks. The American version. Your attitude stinks. I like this. Oh, wow. He's just copying and pasting. He's just your attitude stinks.

Yeah, on everyone. I like that. That does hit kind of hard. Who can we your attitude stinks? A lot of people. Otto Wank. He's just going your attitude stinks? A lot of people. Otto Wank. He's just going your attitude stinks on everyone. Go find somebody random.

Biblical vibrations. You should start using this, Brandon. Your attitude stinks? Yeah. It really kind of flips it on them. Buddy, I'm already on Twitter now. I was looking for somebody to talk to. A little shut up action.

Yeah. All caps. I tried Jesus loves you for a while. while that worked for a little bit but your attitude stinks is better yeah is this like his typical behavior i guess so no he's the man seems like it yeah is he like the real life like aldous snow um i don't think he's fucking so much. Well, probably. No, and he's smarter than that. Was he a junkie ever, though?

I think he obviously did a lot of drugs. Yeah. Treats. Short trips. Sweet treats. Sort of. Who's America's The Man? I was saying Queen's of Stone Age lead singer, Josh Homme.

He's a true rock star. Axl Rose? It doesn't have to be music. Who's the man? Oh. America's the man? It might be the dude who frees solos. Aaron Judge?

You love him. Alex? I think he's our coolest resident. Mahomes? Is he cool, though? I don't know. What he does on the field is cool. Burrow?

Cody Rhodes? Burrow might be the man. Burrow wins the Super Bowl. He could be our number one The Man. Ann Edwards in like four years? Yeah. I think Ann Edwards in like four days. Yeah.

Do we have, I guess, Leo? We don't have a The Man right now. It's not a The Man. No, it's Glenn Powell. No. I watched Twisters over the weekend I hated it Here's my thing about Twisters

Not a very good movie Every second he's not on camera is an awful movie Every second he's on camera is fantastic I didn't think he was like Grant What about The Rock I think he's too old The woman is Sydney Sweeney Is she cool I just think he's kind of falling off. The woman is Sidney Sweeney. Yes. Is she cool?

I just think she's the woman. The woman? I have her blocked on Instagram. I don't need to see that shit. Good point. She had to stop DMing you. Just in case she ever stumbles upon. Who's that?

Yeah, the man. Probably Leo. It is probably Leo. Because he doesn't have to work he's like not super fit or anything and he's just getting a ton of yeah but he doesn't like that's like the rest cool i don't think he has a cool aura i think it has to do a lot with how like based you are like he doesn't give a shit he's just smoking cigarettes on a yacht with a 26 year old girl every day starring in yeah no Sorry, yeah, 24. 25 is when he...

Yeah, that's it off. To be like the man, you can't... Because they need their boating license on his yacht. John Mayer? John Mayer might be the man. John Mayer's not the man, guys. He's too emotional. It's the rock climber.

No, it's not the rock climber. Nothing goes harder than what he has done. He would do anything to bring him up. Isn't he dead? No, he's crushing it. That's like the most valiant thing you can do. Tom Brady? It's more Mahomes than Brady.

McConaughey? No, it's the rock climber. No, Brady's too. You can't be the man at 50. Brady has weaknesses. The rock climber doesn't. Yeah, Brady got the karate instructor. I'm looking at it a little bit. The rock climber doesn't. Yeah, Brady got the karate instructor. The rock climber has never been owned.

It's not the rock climber. I think he's our most impressive. He's convincing me. Our most courageous, our bravest. Might be the rock climber. Our least weak. But you haven't said anything. All those are synonyms.

Joe Rogan might be our man. No one else will climb the rock. Shane Gillis? Shane's up there. He might be next up for the man. The rock. Morgan Freeman? No.

No. I just said some shit about him. He's number one on the Odyssey. No. You said Morgan Freeman, right? Not Morgan Wallen wallen yeah dave chappelle he has weaknesses what is what he's gotten a lot of backlash am i the only one that thinks the man should be like between like 25 and 35 i agree it shouldn't be 50 and everybody all our name so then give us the man yeah i threw glenn powell y'all act like i was crazy no he's not the man. I threw Glenn Powell. Y'all acting like I was crazy. No, he's not big enough.

When you guys say the man, I picture who you guys, if you could just trade for a while and be this guy. Well, that's literally every person we've listed. That's why I think. The man leaves the top life. Minus Alex Honnold. The man is not living a pleasurable life. So why would you want that?

We don't. We just want to give them their accolades. The only two names that have been said that are not with Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns had cancer. That's a tribulation. That have not switched. It's Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns had cancer. Roman Reigns. That's a tribulation. That's John Cena. It's Roman Reigns.

He beat cancer. It is Roman Reigns. Like, the man is, like, passed off, right? Like, you hold the man title for a minute. Look at Roman Reigns. Nah, but Roman Reigns has the suck-a-tache line. That ruined everything. He got over it, though.

Suckering, suckering. But he has to comply to the organization. I don't know. I think he might be bigger. This dude just goes out and climbs so far and so high and so steep.

Wait a minute. Should we do an opposite of a fella episode and everybody brings in a man? A man. Yeah. Curry. Do you even know

if he's the best rock climber or he's just the most famous rock climber? What if there's a guy he looks up to? There was the alpinist, but he's dead. Yeah. Who is he?

He's kind of more of the man, then. I was thinking of. He's kind of more of the man. He went all the way. Yeah, but he can't be the man if you're not a man. Well, who's the biggest man ever, then? Is it Steve Irwin? It's got to be a war hero.

Yeah, it's got to be a war hero. Like William Wallace? Teddy Roosevelt? Oh, yeah. I feel like it was Chuck Norris when we were growing up. Yeah. I didn't know anything about him. Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal, yeah. But Chuck Norris, was he ever really the man, or did we just bestow the jokes upon him? Arnold was the man for a long time. Yeah, Arnold was the man. Did Kid Rock have it for a little bit? No, I don't think so. Michael Jordan was the man for 15 years. Oh, yeah.

Right. He's bald, though. And Joe Montana. Bo Jackson. They all shared mandem. Joe Montana, just from the name, too. Smedley Butler, Dan Daly. Everybody knows those guys.

Smedley Butler? Yeah. Smedley Butler. Smedley? Smedley. John Elway? They both have two medals of honor. Oh, you can't.

See, a medal of honor, that's the man. Michael Jordan was above all, though. Oh, I agree. I'm just saying other guys that might have flirted with it. Dion. No. I think Shaq is like the man. Shaq's a good answer.

The man doesn't do things to help his reputation. Yeah, Shaq is selling office chairs at Staples. Am I thinking of the right big guy? Yeah, Shaq. Dennis Rodman? No. What? Dennis Rodman.

We're talking about polarizing things. Vince Carter's the man. No. What? Something a little bit... He's just never... He never won anything. Yeah, he was never good enough.

You gotta win something. Are there any women who you would say is the man? No. She's outlandish. Melissa McCarthy? Okay. Women that are the man. She's top of her profession, and she's slaying dick.

That's who I picture. I mean, Margot Robbie's kind of the man. No. She's good looking. I don't think a woman the man is good looking. It's true. Britney Spears is the man. In a unique way.

Yeah, Britney Spears is kind of owning it. I think Michael Jordan's the biggest man of our lifetime. Yeah. Muhammad Ali, not our lifetime, but that would have been. He was the man for a while. Michael Jordan's done some cring our lifetime. Yeah. Muhammad Ali. Not our lifetime, but that would have been. He was the man for a while. Yeah. Michael Jordan's done some cringy stuff. Like what?

He had a Hitler mustache and a fucking Hanes commercial. That was a call your shot. I can do whatever I want. Fuck you're right. That was kind of a man thing. That literally is the most man thing ever. Yeah, it is. You're like, I'm the only person who can pull this off.

Yeah. He makes cargo jeans look cool. John Wayne was the man at one point in his life, but he was a bad guy. Paul Newman. Yeah. He makes like cargo jeans look cool. John Wayne was the man at one point in his life but he was a bad guy. Paul Newman. Wayne was a bad guy? Yeah.

I think like those survivalists are the man. Bear Grylls? Al Pacino? Like that Alaska dude? Too short to be the man? I mean, if we're doing this,

Michael Jackson was the man in the 80s. Yeah, he was. Prince was more the man than Michael Jackson They were both I think Prince was cooler for sure Yeah John Wayne was a draft dodger

Really? And got rich making movies about military people And westerns That's why he was bad? Well he also has some Opin out there oh that didn't age well oh charlie sheen had a run he had a run of the man he had a summer a lot of people have a summer with it yeah it's a quick torch it's bleeding the man How'd we get on this? How'd we get on this? Oh, Liam Gallagher.

Oasis is back. The Purple Hat Boys, they're not live yet? Love Jagger. Is there a band that they reunited? Robbie Fox was brought to tears. Yeah. Is there a band that you would spend any amount of money to go see them? No, because they all reunite now.

Yeah. That's just become the thing. If John Lennon wasn't killed, the Beatles would be touring. They would. Yeah. And be making a shitload of money. We've still got two. You have two Beatles.

Yeah, we have two. Ringo and Paul. So we lost John for the murder and George Harrison just aged out. Yeah, but he was the youngest. He also got. Remember when someone robbed him and stabbed him almost to death? George? Yeah. I watched this documentary about how George Harrison

on his deathbed was admitted that Paul McCartney had died when they were just starting and they had a fake Paul McCartney come in. It was a pretty awesome watch. George was the coolest Beatle. Very much so. He didn't try. He didn't try hard. George was the coolest. And I feel like he actually was the sneaky ringleader where it's like he didn't try he didn't try hard george was the coolest and i feel like he actually was like the sneaky ringleader where it's like he didn't talk a lot but when he

did everyone listened so he would have had the leo tattoo yeah ringo would have been michael or uh michelangelo right paul was well paul's not r. No. Lennon's Donatello? No. Lennon's Raph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lennon's Raph. Yeah. Ringo might be Donatello? But now Paul and Ringo have all the tattoos, right, of the dead ones. They have to have them.

They have to collect them back. Have you seen Ringo's paintings that he sells? No. I think I've talked about it before. He does them in Microsoft Paint. Oh, I have. They're awesome. Oh, he really does?

Yeah, and then he just sells them for like a lot of money. That's like an old school barstool. I thought I was talking to Fernando Tatis for like two months. Hell, that alien one's sick.

Those are sick. Microsoft Paint rules. Is it still a thing? I don't know. Did he do those? It almost looks like a south park wait those are better than i thought they were yeah those pretty good that one that is like the shit he was putting out that's pretty bad that's microsoft big cat please yeah big cat can we have one an original no 24 by 36 centimeters? Digital? It's digital.

I would... Listen, if he does the MS Paint of Will Compton, I'll buy it. Otherwise, everything's kind of tied up right now. Oh, yeah. That sucks. How much did George Bush paintings go for? Oh, remember that? His are good.

Forget the Iraq War. He did watercolors. Wait, what's the far right one? Jim Carrey painting now? What's it saying? He does. Bad Finger? Oh, that's cool. Whoa.

Hat Man. Those are great. No. Really makes you think. No, these are bad. I would not want this in my house. Oh, remember how you could rainbow things? You're a baby. You makes you think. No, these are bad. I would not want this in my house. Oh, remember how you could rainbow things? You're a baby.

You're a baby. Oh, C.D. Lam re-signed, by the way. Oh, wow. Somebody's buying these things? Is he highest paid? Ringo Starr. I think so. I never got into the Beatles either.

So what do you do when you have friends over? You open up your computer and you open up this file and you're like, look at this. No, it's a print. Oh, it is. Yeah. I used to go crazy and paint in the computer lab. Oh, it's a blast.

Just drawing boobs. You draw boobs? Straight boobs. Leave it open for the next person. I doodled a naked woman once and I got hard. You're good at it. Yeah, too good. I bet I could all... let me try to draw you

something get you hard okay we'll do that on a live stream one day yeah yeah mine were more like visionary works because i didn't know what they actually look like they're they're pretty easy to guess circle dots four year 136 million dollars wow by the way i have some news i have to tell steven shay it's gonna absolutely break his heart i'll save it for tomorrow but it's something that could have happened that's not gonna happen relating to the bucks no hmm it's professional? No. You found a bigger pine cone than him? Were we going to hire somebody? Football operations?

He was maybe asked to do a podcast with someone, but it doesn't make sense. I've been there. Oh, no. You can't. Yeah, but they already had the logo made for theirs. So did I. Who was it? You're not going to...

I'll wait until tomorrow. It's going to break them that I might have to tell them personally, privately. Why don't you do it on the phone right now? You seem to be kind of happy it's going to break them, though. Wait a minute. Have Caleb call and tell them. Tomorrow we should have Caleb zoom in and break the news. Was it...

Warren Sapp? No. I'll see you guys after. Okay. Draft Kings, by the way. Oh, yeah. Mine was MJF. What do you got for quick picks today?

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Insanely horrifying. Really? Nightmares all night. Kept me up. Can I ask a question? Yes, Brandon. At 45 years old, and I have never understood the want and desire to get scared by movies. I hate the feeling of being scared.

Why? Why? Why? I like it every now and then. I don't like it in the traditional sense. I don't watch horror movies now and then I don't like it in the traditional sphere I don't watch horror movies Did you watch alone or with a chick? With a chick I would never watch alone

But Brandon I'm with you on the horror movie thing I never got into horror movies But that moment When maybe The main character is in a house and you know that like someone's about to come back that's fun i just don't it makes you feel something yeah it's like the opposite of boredom i get the entertainment of a jump scare movie but i can't do the horror

movies that are like saw that are like just people hurting like i like that more than jump scares really oh that's my favorite shit no the gore i can't do like you don't like like texas chainsaws no i hate that i actually genuinely i love like the meat locker i love shark movies and like alligators and creature creature movies i love shark movies like sharknado no like jaws or deep sea okay i like the alien shark tail oh alien movies scared me so much as a kid i've never seen any of them i just saw the romulus movie it was really good what you yawned earlier and it made me oh that was a long time ago it got it started it the yawn ends my yawn can't you. You planted your seed of a yawn in me. Sometimes I'm having a good day then I remember The Conjuring was based on a true story.

Wait, what is The Conjuring? That's the demons. That's the big one. People love that. I don't want to look up what The Conjuring is. It's the one with the nun. Oh, I don't want to look up. I think that's The Exorcist.

I don't know if they had one in there but this one definitely has a nun and she eventually got her own spin-off movies from the conjuring as well it's called the nun right yeah i think it's a nun did they have one based off robert the doll too no they they were the conjuring is also annabelle okay the little girl doll okay robert the doll is the real the real one. Oh, it was a male? It was a doll that was in an attic of somebody's house, and the boy was talking to it, and they heard creaking, and then they sold the house, but they said you have to keep the doll upstairs. Are you describing Ted? Nope.

Toy Story 3. Are you talking about something different? Oh, you must be talking about something unrelated. Ted's always on my mind. But you can go see the doll now and you have to ask for permission to take a photo with it. We should send Brandon. We should send Clemmer.

Let's change it. Let's pivot on. You gotta go to the most haunted places on Earth. Just tell him there's a purple hat up there. He won't know. Halloween's pivot on. You got to go to the most haunted places on earth. Just tell them there's a purple hat up there. Yeah. You won't know. Halloween's coming up. You should do something spooky as a squad.

Yeah, we should. Build a haunted house. Trying to get the corn maze spun up again. Going corn maze part two. Did you see the largest one in like America is right near here? Yeah, they don't like us. They don't like us. Yeah, the ones that just, I guess me saying the Taylor Swift stuff.

Well, that's been a year ago now. Maybe that died down. No, that's forever. Forever. I still... You really got the hots for Alex Honnold. I think, dead serious, I think what he has done is some of the most impressive,

courageous things in the history of the world. History of the world? Right, yeah. Doesn't he lack that part of the brain that registers fear? Yeah, I'll give him that. A lot of NBA players have genetic defects that make them better. I'll be goddamn.

You got you there. Sit back down. Yeah, I'm sitting right back. You got up, and you got put back down. I'm sitting right back in my chair. Is that the person you want to be? No, I would never want to be him. I think he's miserable.

But what he's done, the danger levels, the time, the difficulty, the physical mental difficulty. Who is somebody you'd want to be? Someone that I don't know. Titus? Yeah, I would enjoy being Titus what about aaron ralston who's that um 127 hours or 27 hours he was trapped in a cave that was his own fault snapped his arm off i mean that's courageous but that's not necessarily an accomplishment

i guess the man can't be an amputee i think think Tony Hawk had a long run of being the man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. And his name is even perfect. It's the best. Is that his real name? God, I hope so. I think what Honnold... I don't want to look it up. Oh, no.

If he was Anthony McDonald. Andy Mack was also a six skateboarder. Yeah. He invented the McTwist, right? It is his name, right? Yes, Frank. Frank Hawk. Oh, wow.

Anthony Frank Hawk. He looks like Steve Jobs. He kind of does. He's aged well. He's also really, really done well with his fame. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. He's kept... It really done well with his fame. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. He's kept...

It's hard to age as a punk skateboarder. He stayed in the consciousness despite not doing what he did for a while. Right. But is that admirable? Yeah. To need the relevance, to chase the relevance. I don't think he needs it. I think he loves the sport.

Yeah. He's a good ambassador. I won't... Yeah. I won't tolerate Tony Hoxlander. No, I'm not. If you start doing Tony Hoxlander, we're going to fucking break down. Shit's going to go crazy.

I'm not doing that. Well, Honnold is like, you can gather all 8 million people in the world and none of them could do what he's done. Disagree. There's somebody in the 8 billion. I don't think. Have you seen the monks that go up the cliff on their toes? There's someone who just doesn't. They're worried about surviving every day that they don't do that. They don't even think about it.

Right. Chef Donnie could probably do it. I'm giving him too much sugar, huh? A little bit. Okay. He is cool as hell, though. I follow all his shows. Is he cute?

I can see girls being into that face. Oh, for sure. Does he have a kid now too? Two It's kind of selfish that he's still doing that He's got mouths to feed now Do you have to be cute to be the man? How does he get pink?

Look at the body though Girls love big features He's got walker ears It's the bangs for me Shut the fuck up Danny His hands are huge right? Girls love big features. He's got walker ears. It's the bangs for me. Shut the fuck up, Danny. His hands are huge, right? I mean, I'll just say it.

Say it, Brandon. I'll agree. He's ugly. No. There's something about a guy who's like, fuck it, I might die today. That's a professional photo. He's got a piece on him, and you can tell. Yes. I don't think you can.

No, he does. He definitely has the piece on him and you can tell. Yes. I don't think you can. No, he does. He definitely has the up-sickest dick. You think he's going micro-penis up those walls? Hell no. He's got to strap that thing in. I think it'd be risky to be climbing up all over walls. That's what makes him the man. He's got some clemer in him. He does have some clemer in him.

Yeah, this is my submission. He's just as cute as Tony Hawk. Ladies love a hot guy. No, I think young Tony Hawk was way more handsome than this guy. Oh, God. Like, remember when Kate Moss was Pete Doherty? Kate Moss's eyes are on her temples.

Okay, that's fair. Hammerhead shark. Brandon, you're repulsed by this man. I'm not a fan. No, he's handsome. I just... I think you have to be a little good looking to be the man. I think you do, too.

I don't think. Because women have to want to be with you and guys want to hang out with you. That's why I say Leo DiCaprio, I think, is the best answer so far. I don't think women want to be with that guy. With Leonardo DiCaprio? No, with this guy. You'd be amazed. This guy? Any outdoor. Yeah, but would you think he's handsome if he wasn't a rock climber? Who?

This guy? I would think he was handsome if he was like a bartender. It wouldn't take much. I think you have to be like polarizing looking. Like weird dudes get laid. Oh yeah, Adam Driver. Adam Driver. I was just thinking about him. think you have to be like polarizing looking like weird dudes get laid oh yeah adam driver adam driver i was just thinking about him it's uh just has big yeah i think you just need something to draw the i'll go further i think you gotta be handsome to be the man no you do i think i'm with

brandon that's a sign of like vanity no i think you gotta be handsome no i think like you just fall into the handsomeness yeah Yeah. Somebody who's handsome without a job. Effortlessly handsome. Okay, well, that's my submission. You guys don't like it. Who is your submission? I think Anthony Edwards. He's not even the best in the NBA. He's not ours. But is Shohei Otani kind of the man?

Yes. That's a great pick. Yeah, better than mine. Shohei Otani's the NBA. He's not ours. But is Shohei Ohtani kind of the man? Yes. That's a great pick. Yeah, better than mine. Shohei Ohtani's the man. But he's, yeah. He lives here now. I think Ohtani. Yeah, no, that's a great pick. He gambles. Yeah.

He fakes not knowing English. That's kind of man behavior. Yeah. There's no denial might be the man. There's no denial he's the man, but who's ours? How many times has he struck out? We might have a man shortage in the U.S. Well, we certainly have a man shortage. I threw out Otani for mandum.

I mean, so you're admitting that I bodied you in the mostly sports debate? No, because Aaron Judge is more impressive than Shohei Otani. Aaron Judge is having one of the best seasons of all time. Shohei Otani is going to do something that has literally never been done. That's cool. Well, that's a huge for man rankings. Yeah, and it's a sport that's been being played for 150 years. Aaron Judge could break the American League home run record again.

Shohei Otani is doing something that has literally never been done and he's and he's and he's and he's still pit he can pitch he hasn't pitched i i said he's the man so i so you you can see what's more important for mandem no the topic today was aaron judge is awesome and you changed that to say, oh, Shohei Otani is more awesome. I think Aaron Judge is awesome. I think Shohei Otani is more awesome. Johnny Menzel, not attractive. No, not at all. But the man at the time. He was only the man for like three months. He just found out that Johnny Menzel was good at football.

I just... I didn't know this Coke user played football. The guy with the nickname Johnny Football. He was zigging and zagging out there. He was. He was. He was. He was zigging and zagging out there. Yeah, he was. He was. He was. He was a big-time zigger and zagger.

He was. Well, hello. Shocking. Him in the Scooby-Doo costume makes me laugh every time. Oh, my gosh. That girl's so hot, though. What? I didn't know there was a girl in that picture.

Yeah, you do. Like dancing with him him y'all y'all are fucking you're fucking with me yeah of course there's a girl i know exactly what you're talking about oh that girl was very hot yep oh she's like tara reed yeah that's not yeah right that's like an early that's not a good 2000s hot yeah which doesn't really exist anymore is that early i think he's got nothing but girls with him. Oh wow, yep, your pick. Brandon, that was the horniest thing you've ever said. What? That the girl was hot? The girl in the Johnny Manziel Scooby-Doo picture is so hot. That's a deep cut.

I don't think that's deep. It wasn't even pulled up yet. That's like implanted into your body. I remember things, man. You do. We got horny on Mostly sports we just started watching sorority videos yeah oh that's horny yeah my algorithm has not given me any of them this year and i'm pissed i've had dozens a day remember to send me some no so that my algorithm will catch up steven say chase said what is one of your top five favorite states that might surprise some people so that my algorithm will catch up. Stephen Chase said,

what is one of your top five favorite states that might surprise some people? Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Yeah. Top five state in the country. I think North Carolina is a top five state. That's not a surprising one, though.

I think people don't give North Carolina the love it deserves. No, I think North Carolina is great. I think Charlotte stinks. For a big city city it's pretty good It's like corporate autopilot It's got cool nooks and crannies on the edge Michigan count Michigan is a good pick

Brandon's right though I don't think the general top 5 Is including North Carolina though You think it's just straight California, Florida, New York, Hawaii I'll throw out Washington Never been there but I don't even think Illinois gets it Because all we have is chicago yeah well that's that's reductive but there's like nothing else right but the nothing is awesome fair pa

so i think if you generally if you if you polled 100 people which i don't know if you'd ever do this do it you pulled 100 people look it up i've polled 100 people. Look it up. I think California, Florida. Yeah, it's California, Florida, New York, Hawaii, maybe Texas. Texas, I would say. Like what would the family feud answers be? Yeah, see what it says. But I think North Carolina should be in that mix. I also think Wisconsin's incredible.

Minnesota is also good. Oh, Utah does have a good rep. New Hampshire's cool. We know this isn't based on. That's just a beekeeper. Nebraska. Oh, it's based off of healthcare. Brandon, me or you going to be last?

It's a great game. Me. All right. Let's see. I think we might take this one. No, I don't know. It's based off of. Sippy always takes. I got the fat people.

Yeah. No. Yeah. We just took that. We didn't take fat. I think we just took it. I think we moved up in education. I think we're like 30. Sippy always takes these. Where the fuck is P.A. All right, here we go I think we just took it. I think we moved up in education. I think we're like 30 and a half.

Mississippi always takes these. Where the fuck is P.A. All right, here we go. Here we go, boys. Oh, no. Oh! Bang! Oh, no!

Wait, 48? I got New Mexico and Louisiana. Oh, wow. People don't... Hopefully Clemmer doesn't need any medical care. Wait, keep it right there. Mississippi has climbed to 35th in education, 25th in crime and corrections, 50th in health care, 20th in natural environment, 50th in economy, 45th in fiscal stability, 48th and

35th. You guys had nowhere to go but up. Education, we are screaming up the boards. So wait, obesity out of here really changes a lot of things. Yeah, obesity would lower. Obesity, drug epidemics. Are you number one in obesity? I think so.

We've always been number one in obesity, I thought. Congrats. Or number 50, however you want to look at it. Good food, though. Did you guys know, we were talking about this earlier, too, did you know the tip top of Idaho is just Nazis? I saw that on Twitter. A lot of compact. No idea.

Hold the L. Really? Brandon has 37.3% obese. We have 37.7. We get them in the summer because they sweat. It's just one guy tipping that scale. Brandon moved. You're obese in your obese rankings.

30, 37. Yes. I think 30%. If you're over the obesity percentage in the body for your, I know what you're saying. Your state is obese in the obese rankings. That's bad. That's when you know it's bad.

That is bad. Yeah, that Idaho. Yeah, but you know it's bad. That is bad. Yeah, that Idaho. Yeah, but what if that's just somebody circled it on Twitter and said, nothing but Nazis live here? And that's people. That's not true. That's people that live there, don't want you to come. Oh, it is. It's beautiful.

Don't they have like an organized? It's kind of stunningly beautiful. That's where the Aryan Nation had a compound. Really? Where? And how do you get into it? It's like militia territory big time. Ruby Ridge happened up there.

A lot of things happen everywhere. There's a lot of empty spaces. Big country. I didn't realize that until we went to Wisconsin and we were on the bus for a while. I was like, whoa. There's some space out there. There's plenty of space. It's big map season

because of the presidential election. People are like, all these states or all these blue dots tell the red what to do. It's like the red is there's no people. I wish I had a map this big on my wall at home. I know. Listeria maps is great. Maps are fantastic.

They are. They're great. Wisconsin home to the number one indoor water park capital. Yes. Wisconsin. Those are. one indoor water park capital. Yes. Wisconsin. Those are. Those, yeah. Yeah, I mean, they got.

Wisconsin knows how to live. Cheese curds, beer. We passed the world's largest potato masher on the way up. Did we? Yeah, it was huge. I didn't see it. I can't wait to go back to camp next year. You said you had a fun grumpy monkey. I't grumpy i was very happy the whole time you were zen you were i think that yeah you were just so quiet and zen it was confused with grumpiness

there it is look wow right by it wow what pisses me off about these is it has to be a functional right potato masher to be the world's largest. We need the world's largest potato first. And you need competitors. Who else is striving to make the biggest? We should just beat these. Just make the world's largest spatula. Yeah. Every utensil in the book.

Yeah, I want to see that thing mashed in potatoes. It should mash the bean. Bring it here. It's not a bean masher. This will never work. Hey, Jacob. Hey, guys. What's going on?

What's going on? How's seatbelt, Jacob? So we went to the Rio Grande. It's a place called Tingley Beach. Nobody there. There's like three fishermen. Now we're going to like downtown Albuquerque. Nobody there. There's like three fishermen. Now we're going to like downtown Albuquerque. Nobody

there. It's like four people in their paper and hats. So now we're on our way to the Coronado Mall. Hopefully we can find some better luck there. The sights are amazing. Why not Route 66? That was pretty cool. That was really cool. I kept singing the Chuck Berry song. Clemmer, if you find a purple hat,

can you throw it on the Breaking Bad roof where they threw the pizza? I heard the person who owns the house doesn't want people fucking with the roof anymore. I guess they got really mad. Understandable. People just throw pizza on the roof. She stands outside all day and screams at people driving by. That would be great. I bet she couldn't cast me, though.

Guaranteed. Are you happy to be there, guys? Alright. We're looking for hats. It's so fun. It's a beautiful landscape. You can't meet the views. You can't be what we're seeing so far. It's frustrating just not being able to find a hat yet but we're getting there i've never been to this part of the country it rocks i'm very excited for this road trip hell yeah there should

be a lot of people at the mall on a monday i was just two o'clock go to unm's campus that was that was also on our it's our list after the mall The problem is like There's no one outside right There's no one around Malls have been pretty helpful in the past New Jersey was a mall Rhode Island was right near a mall Sometimes it works I don't know If it doesn't work we'll try the camping stuff

Are people at school now though? Walmart So like Clemmer You've done this for a while now. You might be one of the best in the country. If there are kids watching who are like, I want to do this, what three tips would you give? Well, first tip is always be watching. Always be watching.

Second tip is don't be afraid of rejection. Feel free to take that chance. Ask that person who has that hat. And then thirdly, hire a colorblind person with you so you always have job security. Those are the three things I would do. Oh, yeah, Jacob can't see purple. Clemmer, what's the temperature outside there? About 83 degrees. Oh, that's fine. And how are you two? No, what's the temperature outside there? About 83 degrees.

Oh, that's fine. And how are you two getting along, Clemmer? Pretty good. We went to Indiana and Michigan together. Wait, Jacob's driving? No. We have a bus. Oh.

He's the one who's not pulling up to drive rental cars. So I'll be driving the entire time. Oversight? Yeah. He's colorblind's not holding up to drive rental cars. I'll be driving the entire time. Oversight? He's colorblind and can't drive. Is he an undershirt? Clemmer's arm's on the wheel. Yeah, he's got two shirts. I can drive.

No, you can't drive. I don't know. It's a business trip. Oh, he's... Business trip. Yeah. All right. Well, keep us updated, boys.

We're going to have a great trip together. We're a great team. I love Jake's enthusiasm. It actually helps out. Oh, God, they hate each other. Yeah, they're going to hate each other. See you guys. They fucking hate each other.

What's the funnier one to kill the other? Clemmer killing is always funnier. Always. Brandon, did you see this? I just sent it to TJ. What's the funnier one to kill the other? Clemmer killing is always funnier. Brandon, did you see this? I just sent it to TJ. Send me a picture from Neil Patrick Harris' childhood home. Yeah, only four mile drive. I know Mark Barron was a high school hero.

Okay. Cool. All right, see you guys. There's a bracket. I didn't even know this was going on, of most annoying football in people in media. You're not on it. I know. PFT and I went head-to-head in the first round. He beat me.

As more annoying? Yeah. And then he got waxed by a coward. Oh, yeah. Now, some of this is, like, I just refuse to say that Clay Travis is still in football media. Yeah, it's true. He's not. He's in politics.

Florio, upset in the first round. Nick Wright might go all the way here, boys. Yeah, it's going to be a hell of a Final Four. Did McAfee advance? McAfee is in the Sweet 16. Versus Urban Meyer. So PFT beat you and then got eliminated? Yeah.

Which I guess I'm thankful for. I think that's good. Yeah, I think that's good. Is that LaShawn McCoy? Yeah. Is he that annoying? I don't think he's that annoying. Two seed?

Making a run? Wait, so who's the Chris Russo? Are you offended to be left off this, Brandon? Shannon Sharp. No, because this is mostly NFL, I think. It's all NFL. There's no Kirk Herbstreit. No.

There's no college guys. There's a lot of Urban Meyer. There's no RG3. There's no Brad Nessler. There's no. What are you talking about, Brad? There's no college guys. Joel Klatt.

It'd be too neat. Danny Connell. Urban Meyer. Brad Nessler's right there. I don't see any college guys. Robert Griffin III. Gary Danielson. Since it's all pros, I'm right. Paul Feinbaum.

So you see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, there's no reason to get yourself in a tizzy. Yeah. I've been in enough tizzies lately. I just want to play ball. Do you think they left you out because you would win too easily? Yeah, it'd be too. Yeah.

Fox in the hen house kind of situation? That's probably why they left Che off too. Yeah. Well, this isn't grumpiest people in football media. Maybe you had a six week bye to the championship. You're waiting in the final. You're the final boss. Waiting. Nah.

Nah. That's kind of a mean sweet bracket. It was kind of fucked up to put you and PFT against each other I would have liked to see how far individually you would have gone Maybe next year Big Cat Shit Be real annoying Gotta get more annoying Well

If the Bears are good Oh But wait you'll be annoying if the bears are bad too that's true no but no people love seeing us lose but if we win yeah people no one's gonna be like mad at you for saying oh the bears stink the bears saying what your bookmarks look like right now i've got i've got a a lot okay a lot of a lot of receipts. I've been doing a, like, I'll just say Kale Williams is going to be great, and I'm just fishing for him. Adding to the collection.

Yeah. Maybe like Steve Buscemi and Billy Madison. Keep the list. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do y'all ever once go back and look at your bookmarks? Yeah, all the time. I actually use it to save stuff.

I never do. All porn. It's all walking bets. Yeah. Mine are motivational workout things I want to read later on. I never do. You got to get motivated to go back and read them later first. Those are titties, yeah.

Have you ever had a motivational quote as your iPhone wallpaper? No. Don't say you haven't. I don't make iPhone wallpapers. What about your Facebook cover photo? Probably my Myspace profile might have had motivation oh wait mine is right now yeah yours is what is it what yeah what is it don't kill yourself it'll get better that's an original quote michael scott yeah i've never been

a quote guy i got a dose that a quote oh oh no shit oh no i've never been a quote guy. I got a dose. Is that a quote? Oh, no. Shit. Oh, no. I've never been a quote guy. I found my new Facebook cover photo. I've never been a quote guy. Yeah. Fuck.

No, don't quote me. Anonymous. Thank you. I got a dose of motivation this morning, and it felt good. Motivation is kind of nice. Holy shit. How'd you get it? My brother sent it to me.

Get your ass off the couch. It was like a Rogan clip. Oh, yeah. But I was like, all right, this is actually like I listened to it. I was like, I don't feel terrible. Tom Crean sends me Bible passages. Oh, I like that. Yeah.

Those always need deciphered, though. It's never straightforward. Yeah. They're all random. I just like that you're getting it from Tom Crean. Yeah though it's never straightforward yeah they're all random I just like that you're getting it from Tom Crank yeah it's very funny that's cool

what was the Rogan clip it's 2.30am you should be up by now yeah it said enjoy the journey it's not as bad

as you think I was like it is that bad that's not that motivational that's more observational maybe I will

enjoy the journey I know things are bad right now i think my brother was making fun of me yeah whenever someone says enjoy the journey that means everything's really bad yeah yeah you didn't you didn't think i thought of that just enjoy it embrace it uh you want to do the high noon Nick? Yes I do Off dome Off dome Moment everybody's been waiting for

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it was after a very a mum bar a quiet bar and I played I took over on touch tunes got them all what was the song night changes by one direction it'll get some every time it's a cheat code I took over on Touch Tunes. Got them all. What was the song? It was Night Changes by One Direction. Oh.

That'll do it. It'll get some every time. It's a cheat code. The music video is like it takes place like you're on a date with all of them individually. And then the date goes bad. Come on, big boy. You got one more hour. I think Zayn gets spaghetti on. One hour, big boy.

Did you see the empty light come on? Yeah, we got one more hour of us. Oh, my God. You're going to flub your PMT debut. Yeah, I know. I don't know who this Brandon Walker guy is. Yeah, you're going into away territory. Stadium pulse is going to be loud.

I mean, if you do well, we're going to – because we have college football experts, but you might – No, you don't. I mean, Andy Staples, Frinelli. I've never heard of those guys. Okay. This is big. I know.

Excited. Huge. Yeah. You got to be right. What happened? Are you going to add PMT to your Twitter bio, Brandon? What happened between year four and five? I don't know.

When we had you on Dingers Only, it was like, I've never been on. I was like, oh, that's an oversight. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Simple as that. That makes sense. In-house college football guy. Yeah.

Get excited. By the way, man, you are killing everybody on Dingers Only. Killing them. Yeah. Aaron Judge. Mm-hmm. One Soto. Got him.

Wow. He's my guy. Who's in last? What's the punishment? Max. I think. Six Soto. Got him. Wow. He's my guy. Who's in last? What's the punishment? Max. Max. Had to get six outs against UIC baseball. Maybe quit now.

Yeah. Oh, easily. Easily. Yeah, Max is really, really bad. So, yeah, that will be a fun video. He might be decent. I mean, PFT did it. Yeah.

He only gave up a couple runs. Yeah. Max will be fine. Yeah, I think they'll be a little more motivated this time because last time they got a little bit embarrassed. PFT did it. Yeah. He only gave up a couple runs. Yeah. Max will be fine. Yeah, I think they'll be a little more motivated this time because last time they got a little bit embarrassed. Yeah. So they're going to be maybe a little smarter with how they play. And Max, I think, has a better arm than PFT.

Yeah, probably. Max is good at a lot of shit. He's an athlete. He's like a sumo wrestler. In what way? Like fierceness? The man bun. Yeah.

He moves very athletically. He's got to get the deli slicer out again. Every now and then I kind of hope he goes on a heat of his head. Yeah, he acted like that was just the new Max. And then we haven't seen it since. He took that home. Oh, did he? That was the happiest he's ever been.

Yeah. Taking home an expensive item from the office? What is he, Brandon? All the time? You got your TV up. TV's up. Oh, no way. You have a photo?

Looks good. Yeah. TV's up. No, you sent me a photo. It wasn't all the way up. Correct. I'd send him a photo. Take one tonight with something on.

Does it look big? It looks big as hell. Yeah. It looks big as hell. It's awesome. All right, let's spin the wheel, TJ. Che will be back tomorrow. And you moved the tiny little one to the boys' room?

Yeah, Tommy took it. Nice. It was 65 inches, by the way. For all the Che haters, I guess you'll get to watch his heartbreak tomorrow. That'll be fun. It'll backfire. Yeah, he doesn't. We need a contingency plan to twist the knife.

Because he's going to twist it somehow. Because he's going to win. Yeah. I don't know if he can win on this one. You don't think he's going to be like, well, okay, that's fair.

Nope. You think he's going to. Yep. Yeah. I think it's good. I'm excited. Roy. Has he,

is it something I know in him? Fuck. But if he's watching now, he knows what you're talking about. No, he doesn't. It doesn't. It's something that I've not discussed with him at all.

Oh, so you're just bringing it on him. And then. No, you got to give him hope first? It's something that I've not discussed with him at all. Oh, so you're just bringing it on him and then... No, you've got to give him hope first. It's a mission failure to launch. Fair enough. I know what it is. Yeah, I do too. Okay, save it for tomorrow.

All right. All right, we'll see you over tomorrow. Happy Monday. Let's have a good week, everybody. I'm out Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but Big Lou Cussie's going to step into the chair. Hold it down. All right, see you tomorrow. Love you, bye.