The Yak - Nick Foles and the Viral Kid Farmer Meet Their Biggest Fans | The Yak 12-12-24

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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We got a big day. We got a big day. We got a surprise guest at 1 o'clock. A surprise guest? It's at 1 o'clock. 1 o'clock, surprise guest. Why'd you say it like that, Brandon? I just, he's been teasing the surprise all week,

and now I gotta wait another hour? Yeah, we got a surprise guest. Nick Foles is gonna do the gauntlet at 1.30. So yeah. He's already scouting it. Oh, he's starting to feel it out. He is, he's starting to scout it. He's starting to.

And no practicing! No practicing! Maybe a little. No practicing, no practicing no practicing maybe a little no practicing no practicing And he played baseball basketball and football in high school. So this guy's got all the party played sports ball, too The juice check is wiki Wikipedia this morning only quarterback to receive a pass and throw a touchdown Burton Yeah, and he's a nasty ultimate frisbee player. Absolutely Is he really yeah,. Wait are you serious.

That's what Nelson Aguilar said. Oh you talk to him this morning. Talk to old Nelly. He told the times. He told the times. You know I hate up Aggie. It's cold today boys. It's so cold. It's cold. It was just shockingly shockingly cold. Put a little hair on your chest this morning. My car dashboard said one degree this morning. Yeah. That's depressing.

But how much total time do you spend outside on a day? Not much at all. Even walking to the car. It finds its way to you though. Like I feel cold, I just feel on my bones all day. Yeah. Oh, you feel it now? Not even the, it's not even the cold.

It's like the dry air, the fuck it. Like winter is, winter is in my heart. It is, it is, it is in my blood vessels. It is seeped into my heart. It's found its way. Yeah, it's just fucking eating away. It's a parasite inside me right now. Have you ever lived anywhere that was warm?

I cannot get rid of it. All right. But other than that, I mean Everything's fine I was saying I had the ultimate like shit head dad moment this morning where I was trying to get my son ready for school And I couldn't find any of his like gloves or hats and I was just like screaming all over the house I where are they couldn't find it had to give him the pep talk before we left being like just fucking put your hands Right in your pockets. You're good. Yeah, they sent him out with no gloves. You don't have a love room I we have a glove room, but I can't fucking find the gloves. You have a whole room. No, it's not

Yeah, it's the closet with all the shit and I couldn't find any of it So you had to give him that talk that was just like yeah, man I mean when you go outside hands in the pocket or on there rub the on your balls. Yeah in the pan Yeah, that would probably get confusing cuz then he would tell him five so he'd probably be like showing his penis. Yeah That's that when that starts happening. That's always he's just I feel like five-year-olds will show dick Yeah, no, he's been flashing me a little bit. What are you doing? You stop it like so you're not funny I'm like it is but has he done in public yet. No, no very he's very very good about that But yeah, we as he started thinking about in public and you immediately no

He's very much like he he's like no, I'm not no price like he gets mad when I make him pee in like an alley It's like people can see me. I'm like no they can't my kids will throw that dick out and pee anywhere My son that's been a problem lately yeah just middle lashing middle the playground like comes down the sliding board pulls his pants that's funny on the slide that's funny on the slide to do it on the slide it's very funny we have friends with like five-year-old age range they have two boys and they keep they're like we keep walking in the room. They're using it to swipe their iPads. Oh my god Like no don't do that. Yeah, they're crazy assaulting an iPad. Oh will I?

Did you know about the tunnel? I? Saw the clips. What was it yesterday two days ago days ago? You don't you didn't know the tunnel. No Do you want to go see it? I would love to go see the tunnel Intuitively now figure out where you you guys didn't know about this tunnel until the other day did not know about it Well, we needed a sign We got a sign now once we got the time we knew about it. Yeah, once the sign came we sussed it out How'd you find out about it? We called chef Donnie. I said meet me they put a fucking tunnel sign Do you see the tunnel sign? Oh, there's a big neon sign in that makes no sense that just says tunnel this way there's nothing it's there's no tunnel and then we were we had a whole episode where we're like where the

fuck like why we put a sign up it says the tunnel there's no tunnel yeah look it looks exactly like that we sold over 90 of those nobody yeah uh so then we started calling people the fuck with them being like hey meet me in the tunnel like did it with hankle one of our producers he was like what are you talking about like dude it's the sign the tunnel like did it with Henkel one of our producers. He was like, what are you talking about? Like dudes the sign the tunnel and then we called chef Donnie and we're like I was like meet me in the tunnel and he just be lined for a tunnel that none of us knew about So he knew about he knew about he's like, yeah, I was gonna meet you in the tunnel It's like what the fuck you mean, so we have a tunnel tunnel. Okay, I want to do some shit in there I'll do some shit. We tried to play thin football yesterday. We got yelled at

So that sucked With all the lights aren't on is it just motion activated yep go check go look at the tunnel go look at the time Go look at the tunnel. Just go take a look so that you can make sure you close the door all the way behind you here I'll show you bring the shirt Saying oh yeah sing in there. I hope we got guys in there right now the lights turn on and scatter like rats There they go to the tunnel guys in the tunnel has full we're gonna do this again when Nick falls of course Yeah, with everybody tunnel. We're gonna do this again when Nick falls. Of course, yeah. I'm hoping to get a picture with him in the tunnel. Is he gonna trap him? Is he gonna trap him? Yeah. Trap him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wide open there's a lot of space I think it's just cuz I know I'm trapped

is it cold in there right now probably this might be the answer to what do we do with the tunnel yeah we just lock people it was right there looks so sad I gotta go let him out I got lonely let him out go let him out. Walk a lonely road. Let him out. Go let him out. What was his face like when I locked it? Did he know? Did he start panicking? Did he know that I was closing in there? Instantly. Oh, man. I got to rewatch that. Yeah, I felt like a scene from The Goodfellas.

I'm like, yeah, just go down the hall. Just keep going. Keep going. Viva La Danse. Oh, no. no is he gonna go out the exit? well I got you oh shit I should have gone oh I really wanted to go oh he's calling me right now I really should have gone and pushed Brandon in gotten them both It's a good use of the tunnel yeah, that is Any guests that comes in we're just like you want to see our tunnel, and then we just oh, yeah Oh Your face Go back that's good use of the tunnel right yeah look at this you do right there

It's a cool tunnel No fuck it's cool tunnel though, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's a cool tunnel You still got that eyesight you still got that vision peripheral whenever I right there Or to he does a double take right here He's like, wait, wait a second. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe to, you'd have to go all the way around the building. I was gonna start facing out like, hey, I'm kinda scared. Yeah, I'm a little scared. Yeah.

You know, we heard you. We have a sound in there too. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's our tunnel. Fuck, I wish I would've watched more of the tunnels content out there. Well, that was actually the, no, yesterday we trapped Blutman in Fasoli

in like probably 15 minutes. You're our most notable catch Yeah, so I think this little gotta be trapped in there because we've been talking about like what do we do with the tunnel? And I think we just found it. It's just traffic people in the tunnel. See how they deal with it How'd you deal with it? Did you feel finite and minuscule? I don't even what is minuscule small dude Yeah, no, I felt trapped. I was like, oh, OK, they're playing a joke. But it's kind of freaking me out. Kind of like, hey, guys, all right, I get it.

I'm getting a little scared now. And then I was going to start walking and see if like, you know, once I saw the exit sign, I was like, hopefully I could just get outside and just walk around the building. Is that what it is? I would just go out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's literally just, which would suck in this weather.

And then I'm just envisioning. I'm like, man, they're really making fun of me in there right now. What do I do? That's what happens when you get trapped. Yeah, well, you've been trapped in worse. Stares at least say KB had something cooking up and I was like, wait, that was an alley oop. Sounds like you have been trapped in worse. I guess your own head.

What's the worst? Pulling guard, you know? Kind of never been trapped? Yeah, no, those are like detackles. Oh, yeah. Have you guys ever been trapped? I've been trapped in an elevator. I love where you're going with that.

But that's like something you do. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trapped in an elevator for like 30 minutes.'re going with that though. That's like something you need. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trapped in an elevator for like 30 minutes. None of that's aimed at a linebacker? Yeah, trapped in an elevator, Big 12 championship when we played Texas.

Before the game? Yeah, the day before the game, we were trapped in the elevator for like an hour. Holy shit. There's like eight of us in there. We were kind of packed in. Do you think that was your opponent, your Texas doing that to you?

Possibly, possibly. That was a one second game. Yeah. They put the second. They added a second just to kick you out of the big 12. Yeah. Yeah. That was brutal.

Brutal. I don't know. Nebraska's stirring and they're active in the transfer portal. That's what Brandon was saying right before he said that. I just said it just now. No, I know. But you're talking about the five star from Missouri. I was telling you something and you said,

that's what Brandon was saying. Yeah, because I was looking at the boys. You're talking about him to us. Yeah, like you just said, the brass is starting to get active in the portal. And so I was like, kind of alluding to the boys. Yeah, Brandon was just telling me before we came on. Oh, OK. Yeah. All right. Five star out of Missouri.

In stripe ball. No one. William. Yeah. I don't know. Whoa. What was that? You know, you wanted to go to a bowl game so bad for the last eight years. No, no, you're right. You're right. As someone who's won a couple pinstripe bowls, it's one of the top bowls played in a baseball state. The top. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how many other bowls are there that's in a baseball state? I don't know. Do they do that every year? I Think it might be the top bowl in a baseball stadium now fun fact

Nebraska's first bowl game Was in Yankee Stadium what and that started our 40-year run of dominance what? Yeah, I think you play what year was it. Did you win? Oh TJ you look this up what 19? What year was it? Did you win? TJ, you can look this up. 19... 69, 79? I think it's a nine. There's no way Nebraska's first bowl was in 1969.

79? Or 79. It sounds like a tweet you saw that you just took as fact. Google that. Well, let's find out. Let's find out. Bowl games. 1941.

We won Rose Bowl. Did the Yankees play Oh, you know your third and first oh yeah also yeah could be first win There it is the Goth bound it Gotham that's way cooler than pinch stripe yeah six thousand people came to that game Nebraska my no it's No, it's nobody. Oh. Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, would you want to go to that game?

I don't know if you're in New York's... That's gotta be wrong, right? No, that's probably right. I mean, the two before that and the 50s had like 60-some thousand. Yeah, that's the Rose Bowl. There's another one down there. before that and like the 50s had like 60 some thousand. Yeah, that's the Rose Bowl There's another one down there. Oh Was the last one played you see that go back it's yeah, I guess that was the last Oh, so you're the last Gotham Bowl champion. That was the Wow sure that it would never happening after

So you need to win this game and then blow up Yankee Stadium So you won the last Gotham Bowl and pinstripe Bowl now? I assume because you wanted this bowl game so badly, you are attending, right? No. No. Going to New York to watch that game. You watching it? You watching it at home? I mean, yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm stoked. I am stoked that we are playing in a bowl game. But you just wish it, you know, you got the like Music City Bowl or something. You know what I mean? Like All Nebraska fans were like damn I wish you played the Compton Bowl in my backyard to the bowl

I did 15 minutes from Will's house, but in the Music City Bowl you get to play an SEC team Yeah, who are you guys playing? We're playing Boston College, okay? Well, it's probably better for you guys Yeah, yeah, we're look we can drag Boston College dad drag him to drag him to the death Yeah, dragging to the deaths the Gotham City Bowl Alright the bowl practices will be helpful for us. We haven't had that in eight years huge Hopefully if the way Brandon's talking, it sounds like we're spending some money, some quality money. Yeah.

Getting some transfers. Now that five star you were talking about, that's like a who what team is he on currently? Missouri. Oh, he's okay. Mizzou. Yeah, they're saying he's from Missouri. He is. And he but he played at Missouri. They're okay. Who's on first? I believe and it's not official. But there are crystal balls in from Nebraska to land. Oh, okay. Who's on first? Yeah. Yeah. Not going on right now. I believe and it's not official but

there are crystal balls in from Nebraska to land. Oh, crystal, multiple balls. Yeah. Wow. We're making some moves. But if the crystal balls are in, that does mean you are out there spending a lot of cash. We should. I mean, we have the pockets. We have the boosters out there. How about Ohio State and the whole flag deal yesterday? The, the is that real I don't think there's no way Tate Tate was on it that like what do you say Brandon? You said that the guy was from Toledo and is a Michigan fan. That's what Toledo is like a battleground. Yeah

So so remember that mayor of Toledo that was just a huge fan. Yeah So so apparently this guy is a lawmaker in Ohio and proposed to make it a felony to play a flat flag in Ohio Stadium. But he's also allegedly a Michigan fan trolling. But he, but then someone said that he's got season tickets to the Buckeyes. Oh really? Yeah. So I don't know. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. It's I don't. Pretty soft move. You'd agree with that that right? Yeah, no shit. Yeah, it's a song What do you expect me to be like yeah, no, this is awesome. I very proud of Clean game you should be proud of one alma mater and that's Brownsburg Dude, your wrestling team is ranked in the nation go on go on Kyle

You have brows murderers row of lightweight studs listen to this 106 113 120 bell-ducking Dickman all nationally ranked themselves yep We're good. Yeah, I'm strong as boy teens in the in the country on Brownsburg Football state champs your high school. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, we got Yo, that is fucking you should invite them over for like quasi supper What's the what's the lowest weight 106? That's your best wrestler. Can I ask what quasi supper is?

Well they're mid-season. That would be like ice and gum. What you got against the 106ers? I mean that just feels too small. It's a loaded weight class. I feel like we can't encourage guys to be... Is he whooping tight? I don't think a 100 is tight.

You think a 106 is whooping me. I don't think a 100 is whooping me. Your 106 pounder is really fucking good. That's what I'm saying. He might be able to low single you and get you down. Can you just sit on a 106? Yeah. I'm just, I'm just telling you.

It's half the size. The 106 pounder is getting tightest. Put my hand on his forehead and. Yeah. I don't know, they're super athletic, super strong boy teams. Trying to hit your hand off. These are casual. I don't know, it's a good question. They can probably deadlift 400. Can I ask you a question?

106. Really? No. I was a 103 pounder. And what were you deadlifting? I wasn't deadlifting. I was hurling. But yeah you might be able to stop a 106. But what I'm saying is like they can't. They're cutting from 125. That But what I'm saying is like they can't. They're cutting from 125. That's what I'm saying. We can't be encouraging dudes to be weighing less than 100 pounds. It's like a freshman sophomore weight class. I agree. That's crazy.

You got to make the lowest like 130 or something. What was your weight as a senior? 106 is nuts. 130. OK, but as a freshman, you said you were what? 103. But now I was too light. I was like 98 pounds. Trying to think the last time I would 106 where would we?

Where you stop on Brandon's body to get to 106? There you go, that's 106 Can I ask you a question Kyle that I don't want it to be personal, but I assume... I assume you found Luigi's wrestling tapes? No. You haven't? That feels like something you would have been all over.

Oh. Yeah, no, I missed it. No, I haven't seen it either. I'm saying there's... Oh. Has it been leaked? I assume you're gonna find it. Has it been leaked? I don't know if it's really I wonder what I got to find out where he wrestled yeah cuz that's that's that's that's in the KB alley mmm Luigi stuff yeah yeah he probably sucked you think so he's from Maryland yeah but he's got these chiseled. Maybe he was good.

I don't know. Yeah. Hey, Will, how was Gruden in your office? Did you ever, because he was your coach for a little bit. Yeah. Did he, did you have flashbacks? Yeah. He told me he had Delaney Taylor by get in and wanted me to run a huddle.

Give me a third down play. I want your best one. I want to feel what it's like to be in the third down play. I want your best one. I want to feel what it's like to be in the huddle. I love that. And you know, he's dead ass serious. Oh, 100%. He had Taylor put on a Michigan help and he was like, hey, somebody get the phone out. He's like, I want to coach Taylor in his offensive lineman stance.

I want to see what he's doing. Then he had Delaney breaking down. Wait, he was the phone out to take a video so he could review the tape He well, yeah Somebody somebody get this on video. He's like put it on Then he had Delaney walking him through what he would do on an option route, you know at 10 to 12 yards what he's looking at It was awesome. Yeah, he's the man. You just see it. I mean you just you feel it you see it in his eyes He's all ball. I'm gonna have him I told him he was pumped to do it. I was like when you come every time you come to the office I want you to install play like with us

Yeah, he's like yeah, I'm in so just to watch us try to run a gruden play and just fuck it up real bad Just watching him get like in his element. Yeah, like have him take it seriously. You guys have to execute the play. Correct. Yeah. And obviously filming it, but having him review the film in the room afterwards. Who fucked up. Yeah. And just eating this out.

No, not eating this out. Chewing this out. Eating this out. It could eat this out. I'll play quarterback. Chewing this out. Chewing this out. Chewing this out.

I don't know why I said eating. Chewing this out. Coach really ate me out again. He really ate my ass. Oh, man. Did you guys talk about the dudes who were applying? Yeah, a little bit. Okay.

I think we got one of them. Yeah. I think one of them. Two of them were amazing. Yeah, the kid who said self-miscommunication. That was my favorite dude. That's an unbelievable line to be like. Yeah. You told me to do something. I didn't do it. It was self-miscommunication. Yeah. You know something happened. And whoever he would whoever he picks their their live in there. I don't know if they're well they're going to be in Tampa. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to be. I mean you're basically living.

Yeah. You're at the facility all day. Yes. cuz I think he gets there like 6 a.m.. What does he get there Steven? One of the guys got there for a 12 o'clock thing at like 830 and just waited his car What time is Gruden get there though his alarm goes off at 430 in the morning? Yeah, he wakes up super early and he gets in very it's like I think like a mile mile from the south He's taking nap on the couch I didn't see him napping. He was pretty active No, you didn't did I Little credit for that did I set my alarm for 745 so you couldn't yes

But I get a little credit a little you never showed up to beat me up I did not beat you up today while you're sleeping good restraint We're on are you open to that in the future from anyone? I know I'd prefer it not. How available are you to that? I don't lock the door so I guess I'm available to it. Would you rather get beat up or someone pull you by the ankles off the couch while you're sleeping? I'd rather get beat up. Okay good to know good to know. If I were suddenly just falling off the couch that would be more terrifying than getting beat up. Are you ticklish? Deathly, yeah. OK, it's good.

I'm very ticklish. What about getting your hand put in a more moderate-type tank? Does that really work, though? I mean, I probably would have already pissed my pants. What about someone just hovering over your face with their bare ass? And just let them know that.

Has that ever happened to you guys? Let them know that any moment we could. What's Will doing? that. Has that ever happened to you guys? Let him know that any more of it we could. Well, let's see, what's Will doing? Nothing. You in business for yourself over there? That's a Will Compton staple on the act. Right. You know that, Brandon?

I combo. I combo, come on. He's playing the hits. Between your nap and most of these sports, do you look in the mirror? I do. Okay, so Sharpies might be out of play okay well Compton staple yeah yeah well he sees coming on the yeah you know you're

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What's your hockey jersey? The Mother Puckers, a women's team in Aspen. The Mother Puckers. Yeah, hell yeah. Where did you get that? The Mother Puckers sent it. Two ladies from the Mother Puckers. Oh, I like it.

Look at that. They've been playing since 1974. They've been doing it a long time. Oh, it's a puck in their mouth. Yep. The Mother Puckers. And there's actually, in the suburbs of Chicago, another Mother Puckers women's team. Whoa. Dueling Mother Puckers? Yeah team. Whoa, dueling Mother Puckers?

Yeah, they had to be... Should go out there and play with each other. You gotta play with each other. It's most... I would assume, I guess so. Moms hockey. Gotta be a mom? Gotta be a mom. So you know they fuck. Yep. I was at WrestleMania in Philly and staying at the same hotel was a professional...

I think they said they were a professional women's hockey team. They were all hot. Really? Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of very attractive, which is what matters.

Yeah. That's all I care about. Yeah. Hockey skills are held. But yeah, there's some hotties. What do you think that is? What do you think is the most? I think they've got to be nimble.

Hockey players are attractive in general. A lot of squ got to be nimble. Hockey players are attractive in general. A lot of squads. That's true. Hockey men are attractive. They are. They are good-looking dudes. Really good-looking. I didn't know they were that good-looking.

But they are. They're good-looking strapping guys. There's something about a hot guy with a busted nose, too. Yeah. They all got thick describing biz. They got thick trucks, too. There's something about a guy that gets attacked in parking lots by Irish travelers.

Dude, those clips, you couldn't really see the fight clips, but the post-game clips of that one guy being like, he was like Dwayne Johnson. Not an ounce of fat on him. Man, if you came and you saw him. Yeah, man, he... Like, if you came and you saw him fight me, you'd think I was getting my ass beat. Like, why would I start a fight with him?

It's crazy. It's surreal that... mutants like that exist. I know. The whole... I still don't understand. Still in the modern era. The whole Irish travelers thing. Well, can I ask you a question about that? They're just scammers. I know you mentioned some dude with tattoos.

That guy with the fucking tat, I don't know who's the aggressor inside. I would be a liar if I ask you a question about their just scammers? I know you mentioned some good with tattoos I would be a liar if I told you okay You see this guy and me fighting in a parking lot you'd say he's gonna beat the fuck of him Lick of fat on him. He's fucking sure this you got a giant package the way the Rock Johnson Is he a white guy? Black guy? Hispanic guy. Push it and jump and miss as much as everybody else. Before this occurred, had y'all ever heard the term Irish traveler? Because I had no, but you guys read

out on it and **** right. I forever now, the learning channel used to have amazing shows about their weddings and stuff like that. Irish Traveler weddings. This was like a huge, they would have specials about Irish Traveler weddings because they're bananas. And so ever since then, my algorithm on TikTok is like, I follow Irish Travelers. I follow like, like. So I read up, but I still am very confused. They're essentially like gypsies They go from city to city Scamming people with like and they're all related They're inbreds. I think they actually are and where do they come they come from Ireland or where do they come?

Those guys might be second generation. They're a second generation third generation now, but they are Masters of they have like 15 different identities. They Obviously they travel so they'll do a scam and then they're gone. There's no like finding them. So they get charged with crimes and then but they can't even figure out who exactly they are. They give different ages, they give different whatever. There's a neighborhood in, somebody did a great thread on it.

There's like a neighborhood in Maryland where they have like, they live in all these mansions together that they keep expanding and all the windows are mega tinted glass and like really if you drive through the neighborhood they all like it's like get the fuck out kind of thing but it's fat raise highly recommend going down Irish traveler wedding so this is the worst-case scenario for them yeah they fucked up Bismarck yeah I'll start you know they start a paving company they'll do one really well yes this is their weddings are like insane. What is that? Is that what that's the wedding dress she and yeah, we're not talking about the dress

black woman or They do the tanning is insane, okay? Yeah, huh, it's a job. I cannot recommend so the Irish traveler thing. This is this is a Full culture of people that all do like scamming Yeah, and they're all of them do it if you're known as an Irish traveler Feels like Dave those are Irish women yes, not all there's different like I feel like every country kind of has their travelers A little bit really some of the some of countries call them walkers Now we start candle companies

But it's a whole thing I think Pat and the hard factor guys got beat up by trial or they got in a fist fight Travelers at a wedding once at an upstate New York. Yeah, it's crazy Your your Pat. Yes, we think he may have I know I know I know they got in a fight with travelers at a wedding Yes fighting part of the cultures. Yes part of the that's there's like a lot of parts of the culture that are good They get married at like the girls get married at like really Cool so they just like convince themselves what they're doing is fine or?

They cover all their furniture in plastic, like every inch of it, it's fascinating. That's crazy. I'm sure there's some good ones, but. There can't be. Everything that you're just explaining, there's no way that there's a good Irish traveler. They're the most shameless men in the universe.

Why is he walking? Why don't they just not do that? They scam old people. Why are you walking like that? I pay every day scam old people are you walking like I pay every day, but why you walking like going? He's going to the tunnel. I plant her fasciitis. It's got bones first So it's 30 minutes into the show He's getting old, you know that bladder is yes true I'm still fascinated by this Irish traveler thing. So say these Irish traveler, you know, they have a family and their kids going to school, like

are they going to normal school and then they're still being groomed to be these Irish travelers? Probably that ain't going to regular school. Scammer school. Probably their own school and their own little community. And there's a lot of like construction and like roving jobs like people who will come like Glazier driveway or something like that. Then they'll school in their own little community. And there's a lot of construction and roving jobs, like people who will come like Glazier driveway or something like that. Then they'll get a bunch of down payments from other people and then bounce.

And then they dip out and you never see them again. So they'll do an incredible job using that as their marketing, advertising, get a bunch of down payments, then they're onto the next city. Oh my god. And that's what that group was. Because if you look, they were traveling in the country playing golf and eating out like they were like

Yeah, because I would see some like, you know, you'd see the comments of people be like, oh, you know They did a shit job whether it was like a driveway or something like that But I didn't go down enough to know that these guys were how did the business altercation start? Was it like they weren't paying their bill or something? No, they were they were like heckling the yeah manager They were like heckling the manager. They were like talking shit. General shit talking. Borderline getting violent with even like the women. I think they were denied another drink

because they were too drunk. Okay. Yeah. And they had just came from the golf club where they were they closed and they wanted one more and they were pissed they couldn't get another drink. They ended up going to Houston's and carrying over from there and then they just started getting aggressive.

It was scary in the video when he fell and they started kicking him. Yeah, yeah, bro. Oh that could be Yeah, I know that's what this one right here. I fucked up. Yeah Yeah, how he just drops you like fuck. He kind of lost it for a second Yeah, that was crazy We got to get Dana out there to party with Yeah, that was crazy. We got to get Dana out there to partner with them. Bad guys. That clip of the guy saying how awesome he is, though,

sweet. Yeah. That's good to have. Chiseled, no fat. That would have. I would have forgave. Yeah. You're OK.

I'm going to drop the charges on you. Great rabbit. Yeah, you're okay. I'm going to drop the charges on you. Great rabbit. Yeah, you're right. This has to be the worst case scenario for that kind of... Yeah. They just... It's just a public... If they just beat up a random guy, nothing really would have come from it, but they beat

up someone who's got a huge platform and everyone loves... Yeah. The worst case scenario. Worst case scenario. Their name and face is out there every day., but are those their real names probably not I think they got there I think eventually they get to their real names Maybe you saying or Kate was saying like they'll get charges or something like that and then they have all these different I don't you fake identities one of the guys had like a military ID on him and all this like military stuff and he

Obviously never served and was using his like purple heart card for yada yada. That's crazy Wasn't one of stoolie or like had tweets where they were tweeting? I think that's real Like imagine you're in the midst of like getting your ass kicked by biz and you're like, oh shit. It's biz. That's like worst-case This is a mistake Well, apparently like the community gets super pissed when they get publicity because it like helps them. Yeah.

And some of like their relatives had murdered people, these guys, and like bad news. So. What were you trying to do? A bunch of fucks, man. What were you trying to dug about? He said, have you guys run the gauntlet yet? And I said, no. And he said, when are you going to run the gauntlet?

I said at 1.30. And he said, okay. Oh. Electric. Yeah, it was quite the conversationuntlet? I said at 1.30 and he said okay. Oh. Yeah, it was quite the conversation. It had some twists and turns, it was crazy. But if you talk to Doug, that's what you're in for. Yeah.

Yeah, Doug's a wild card. He's a gregarious guy. Yeah, he's a wild card is what he is. Did you guys see Malisek's dog pissing on a spider? That dog's a real wild card. Quigs did a great edit. Malisek. Pissing on spider. That dog's a real wild card. Quigs did a great edit. Malisek. Pissing on Spider?

Yes. It's bad. Not a Spider? No, on our Spider. I've never seen a dog piss like this. Yeah, it wasn't just a little dribble. It was... Malisek wasn't even here for this.

Yeah. It was full-fledged piss. Yeah, but how often does a dog do this pose and then piss? He's pissing right now. He's pissing all over him right now. I don't fully realize it until Was this fucking dog pissing on me? How much piss is there? It's a lot of piss

He owned spider now right yeah See the quigs at it cuz it's like perfect seamless mouse did Malysik apologize Cuz it's like perfect seamless mouse did mouse like apologize Now malice like was victim blaming actually he said spider spooked him Come on now six dog, I guess we have to think of a punishment for Jake now. Yeah. Yeah. It's called putting the dog down.

No, I want to put, I said let's put Jake down. I would understand that. Yeah. Spider should get to pee on him. Yeah? Yeah. Should lay him down. On the dog or Jake?

On Jake. Both. Oh, look at him, he's loving it. He's eating the free pizza that was here for Nick Foles. He's loving his life. He knows he's not going to have to talk to any of us in a week and a half ever again. That close?

Yeah. Dude, he wanted to get out so fast. He has withdrawn from all barstool talk. He's kind of just in his own world now. He's wanted out. He's a of just in his own world now. He's wanted out. He's a real piece of shit. When did he start to withdraw? Something happened?

As soon as he got back from Gruden? He's moving to Tampa, he's gonna be one of Gruden's guys. Yeah, but I'm saying, was he starting to withdraw before that moment? No, like once you realize he was leaving us. He saw the Gruden escape hatch. Yeah, and he hit it. As soon as he hit the round the hatch.

He's had that cheesedick look on his face. I don't hate you guys. He's still like, how happy he is. I won't be here. Once we made him talk to a woman, he was out. Pretty much. You're right, Jay. Look at him.

Bad guy. Such a bad bad guy such a piece of shit we all feel that way about him and that that was mean of us to bring in three mm-hmm three nice successful attractive women to that all wanted to date him that was a dickhead move on our part it was I don't get it man I don't get why he's so happy to leave us he He's taking those bites are too small Got some good jaw muscles What a picture If you guys

Are Christmas special next Wednesday have you guys gotten I? Have my gifts. Yep. I have my $400 bigger than a fridge gift. Oh, well, by the way, you I think we need you. I were talking on the group chat last night of doing maybe a whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wasn't it a surprise? No, the case race for my 40th birthday. Oh, that one. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm all in on what's the other one. I want to know the other one. Sorry. I didn't know what he was about to say. I just wanted to make sure he didn't say what he was going to say. I'm all in on that. What's the other one? I wanna know the other one. Sorry, I didn't know what he was about to say.

I just wanted to make sure he didn't say what he was gonna say. I don't know what he thought I was gonna say. I know what you know I know what I thought you were gonna say. I was always gonna say a 40th case race. Yeah, but we talked about other things. I was only gonna say the thing I said.

It's perhaps I'm in a situation where I should have let you speak. Yeah. That could be where we're at right now. But you know that I was doing it out of the goodness of protecting the group chat. January 30th? Yeah. We'll do it sometime maybe the week before.

Maybe we could figure it out with pro football so you can make one trip, maybe come Wednesday. I'm in. Yeah. We got to do like, what do we do, 40 beers a team? Team's a... Small side thought, if we're doing the Mackenzie dating show around that time, what if those finalists have to be their own team?

Oh, Jesus Christ, kids. No. That sounds awful. No, that would be funny, but it sounds awful. That would be bad. 40. Yeah. Wow.

That's crazy. Get a little in my head about it. Yeah. Well, just the idea that like realistically speaking, I'm past halfway. You're about at halfway. Yeah, that's kind of fucking me up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, but like you were a baby so long ago.

Yeah, I know. I don't even remember it. I don't. But, That's a lot of life. If I lived know. I don't even remember it. I don't. But, uh, but, uh, That's a lot of life. If I lived to 75, that's a great life. I would have been, I'd be passed halfway. It's a lot of good years left.

You got 80 in you. I think 82. Yeah. 82? It's a feeling I have. Yeah. 82 would be... It's a good run.

You're gonna have a, you're gonna have a soft last 20 years. You're, you're, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be set up to have a nice soft last 20. So you should be able to stretch it. Maybe. Hopefully you go in like your, and I don't wish this, but maybe like in your 50s. What?

Yeah, hope. That would suck. 10 more years? Die young, die young, die a hero. That would be so soon, dude. You said hopefully, but I don't wish this. My kids would be in like high school. Also dying in his 50s isn't young enough to be like notorious for dying. Oh he went too

soon. Or to enjoy. Right. You still have young kids. You're right that's on me. My youngest would be like. No we appreciate the respect. You're not going to see any graduations. Damn. That was depressing. 60 minimum. I think you gotta get to 70 these days. Yeah you have to get to 70 these days. It doesn't count unless you get to 70. Like if it was before 70 your first thought was like you know did he have a heart attack? Yeah that was sad. His health caught up to him. Yeah. You get to 70. So you lived a good life Yeah, I mean, yeah quality over quantity Yeah, true, but quantity is nice too

Mm-hmm. Is it if it sucks? Yeah, but then you'd be like Kirk O'Bain had an awesome life. I guess he was kind of depressed. You would you hope to live like 90? 90 I think 90 would suck depends on the the like medical Advancements if your 80s are comfortable. You got a good support system. You got good technology. You got good. Well, if your friends are still alive I mean, it's a big thing is like you could be the last one and then watching your friends. I would suck. Yeah And you don't want to end up like Jimmy Carter just staring at the sky all day, too Yeah, I think it's I think it's like a party. You don't want to be the first to leave

You don't want to be the last to leave Yeah, so in the middle or if Jimmy Carter is happier than he's ever been right now Maybe nobody bothers him and he's just there in his thoughts. He's still alive kind of That's crazy barely remember that we looked at the picture. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but like I've just he's he's been so dead in my head that like I will miss his death You know what I mean? Like when it happens, I'll probably just like what oh, okay. We declare him pre dead. He is It's he's been dead for three years. Yeah

You think he still gets hard, okay? It's a good question. It's like once a year. All right I think he stays he's been hard for a decade He's probably a cat on past five years this shits past like below soft Inverted does riga mortis effect them? Do you think he still gets hard? I mean, he probably does. He's got to be a quote graphic. Right? 39-year-old Dan Katz.

Every now and then? He still gets hard. Every now and then he gets a little... There's no way. I was like 20 struggling after some drinks. But like, I'm not saying Jimmy Carter's walking around with like rock hard all day. I'm saying once a year you don't think he can get it up? I don't.

He's got... There's not enough essays about that. Like, I'm curious. I year you don't think he can get it up? I don't. He's got... There's not enough essays about that. Like, I'm curious. I think he probably could. I don't know if it still has the muscles. I don't know if it still has the... Probably blood flow. An annual boner.

Like, what if he's got a hot nurse with huge cans? He's dying. I can't see her. Is his heart pumping enough? All right. Well, what if he had a hot nurse with huge cans that he thinks about? Do you think... The brain is a very powerful thing? I get yeah, I guess it depend on how big the cans are how I'm talking I like good like are they?

Too big though the what you're saying is they're kind of too big is he an ass guy No, it's it's like a it was a nurse that you know does the hot tick tocks. Yeah. Yeah 82 L. Yeah dance in front of his bed. Yeah. And every now and then, he's, oh, I got to move your pillow. And then, boom, the cans are in your face. You're telling me he doesn't get hard? He's getting hard.

He can't see, but he can feel? Two big giant cans in his face? Yeah. That guy gets hard. He's getting hard. I'm sorry, but it's just, that's life. What do you think the oldest recorded boner Question great question. There's been a triple-digit boner has to be sure Yeah

there's some little think about it too because like half of the time we hear about these stories about People leaving past a hundred they're all from some like Italian Island where they drink, you know, wine and eat pot. The Italians are horny by nature. Smoke cigarettes all their lives. So they're still for sure. Definitely been 100 plus. I actually think Italians probably like the leading suicide rate for Italians is when they stop getting hard.

They're like, well, Mamma Mia. You think there's a hundred hundred and boner? If we're talking just boner, you're saying you're not even saying using it. You're right. Just have one. It's just I'm not saying Jimmy's one. Ten. I'm not saying one ten. Boner If we're talking just boner you're saying you're not even saying using it, right? Just have it just I'm not saying Jimmy's one tenet. I'm not saying one tenet leave I would imagine I wonder what it looks like. I would never sully his name Yeah, I'm just talking about a 100 you look if I if I texted you a picture right now, well And I was like if you open your phone, that's a half ten year old boner have to send it

a half 10 year old boner. Half, send it. Yeah. Well, it doesn't happen. In case what it looks like. Look at it on it, yeah. Oldest person. Annototal evidence suggests that individuals well into their 90s can still be sexually active with some cases even reaching the mid-hundreds.

That's fucking. That's what we're saying. If you're fucking, you still have a few years of boner after the fucking. Yeah. Surely. You gotta be careful. Why? You get hurt yeah true in

some cases though boner stop at like 44 45 early 45 hypothetically speaking some cases I turned 45 in April once you had a certain age you just start checking every now and then like just checking can I still do it and then? They can't check your phone Check your phone for what? Surprise that hundred year old How many times per month Brandon do you? Oh, oh, I'm, I'm

Bebop be fuckin Let's, you wake up with one? The phone check was um, we'll say that for you Let's do an ad, change the topic We'll come back to this. Change the topic. Okay. We'll come back to this topic. Oh, we're gonna need it. Way later.

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It's a prehistoric boner Okay All right, that doesn't tell me no, I know but that's something important that you need to know Are you ready for your surprise? I am. Okay. What is the what do you think? Is I thought it was going to be a person. Okay. Um, I thought it would be because it was for me, it would be a professional wrestler. Okay.

Could still be. I thought seeing punk because he lives in Chicago and you've brought him in before and I wasn't here. So you would make a big deal out of it. I don't really have Stone-cold Steve Austin perhaps but that doesn't go with clue that you gave me. Think bigger Yeah, what? DJ we ready? Yep. All right You're not thinking bigger. What is that's just us again. It's John Deere kid Let's go Brandon. It's's John Deere Kid! Oh! Let's go Brandon! It's John Deere Kid!

Hey John Deere Kid! Hi! How you doing? Good! Thanks for joining us. I wanted to surprise Brandon. This is my guy! Yeah! He can feel that. Hey buddy! What's up? Yeah. Yeah, he can feel that. Hey, buddy. Huh?

What's up? Yeah, well, I didn't know who it was going to be. Don't you have work out in the fields today? Nope. OK, cool. Is it too cold to be in the fields today? Yeah. What is your number one riding tractor or mower right now?

Uh-oh. He's thinking. What oh, he's thinking he doing tough question about deep thought he's thinking There he goes, hmm skin in there Okay, all right, so that one's not that big. No, no. What is it about? What is it about? Go ahead. No, you go ahead. Sorry, sorry.

First John Deere garden tractor ever built. Built it from 63 to 74. Wow. What is it about that tractor that you love? Both things. Okay. I love that. I have seven acres down south that needs, you know, I don't do a lot of plowing, but

it needs a little, a good bush hog every now and then. So do you think the 110 would work for me? If you've got seven acres, no, not even close. Oh wow. It's like a 38 inch muller deck, so no. Oh wow. It's not particularly, it wow take you a while maybe I feel very stupid so what should he do with seven acres probably a tractor for 49 40 to 99 horsepower I'd say okay okay that's a

seems like a wide wide variety of horsepower there. Yeah, I need a Fire or six foot bush hog, I'd say yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I actually don't get on tractors because I'm a little scared of them Does that make you judge me as a grown man? Do you think that's funny that I'm scared of tractors a little bit, yeah And I run tractors. Big ones. Nobody. I mean they're here and I'm over there.

What's one of the biggest tractors that you've been on? I'd say that John Deere 8R. The 8R X830 at the Produre show I'd say. Yeah. How big is that? How tall is that? 15 foot tall At least 17 to the cab

What kind of crop what kind of crops you are on your farm? I'll be growing corn next year. Yeah ice I'll be growing corn next year. Yeah, nice. See, I just like in the backyard growing tomatoes and peas and whatnot. I don't really have room for a big giant tractor. Also I don't know if I told you, but I'm also scared of tractors. So how often do you go to tractor shows? Do you go to a lot of tractor shows?

Decently. Whenever there's one that's decently close, yeah. Are you famous? I guess. Little famous, yeah. I think you are. I know who you are. A star. I think you're a star. Wait, how many tractors do you own?

Five. Ooh. That's an important point. Three of them are garden tractors and two of them are real. Okay, a garden tractor just being one that you mess around with in the yard for a small garden and the real ones being the big ones that you see on the side of the road with the big crops, right? Yeah.

Okay. What do you want to do when you grow up? Accounting? Well, I think in your head, I think you can answer that question. Yeah, come on, Kyle. You want to fall on your head. I don't want it to end.

Yeah, yeah, that's obvious. Have you heard from John Deere or anybody that you really look up to since you've been going viral on social media I'm sponsored with John Deere You got some gear I'm the chief tractor kid for him, too I'm assuming you've seen my John Deere TV ad I have yes. Yeah, he shows up. Yeah, a lot of people have been saying they've seen it on the World Series. Oh

Yeah, are you a sports fan at all? Football and basketball what teams you root for For football for college Notre Dame, okay for football for college nother name okay bro I might go 49ers okay yeah maybe the Minnesota Vikings actually Wow big nother name game coming up big nother name game huge huge playing in Indiana. That's pretty awesome. You guys have any other questions for John Deere Kid? He's a legend. He is a legend. What's your favorite cereal? Come on, Will. What? I don't know. Good question. I've never had cereal in my

life. Oh. Really? What do you eat for breakfast? I'm simple pork basically. He's more man than any of us. I'm simple pork. Little pork. Okay. Yeah. Well, John Deere Kid, thank you for coming on. Wanted to surprise Brandon. He's a huge fan.

I'm a big fan. We're all fans. Yeah, it's a pleasure. Yeah, we all follow you. Yeah. You're the best. Keep doing what you're doing, because anyone who does something with that much passion It's great to watch

All right, all right, thanks so much man. Thank you. Thank you your kid buddy. Bye Pork Pork simple man simple. I'm a simple man. He's a legend. Yeah He is he talked with a southern accent. He's from Indiana He's from southern. Is that is that think that I think that place is that enough southern tendencies to know he's from I didn't know that I didn't know that part you should have oh I should have in 49 states. It's just far yeah Yeah, and Indiana. It's talked about the local high school team. He's in some basket. I love that Cute as a button. Yeah, he definitely thinks that you're a pussy

branded Meet the tractor expert who will be onboarding our chief tractor officer the eight-year-old farmer He's awesome there. He is are you scared of tractors for a reason? Did something happen or? Ah. You get fucked by a tractor? I never get fucked by a tractor. No. Did you drink tractor cum by accident once?

I've never drank tractor cum. Really? Oh, I should never. What is it about tractors? I was gonna say for a minute. They're big and powerful. If you don't know what you're doing. They're like horses.

They're the horses of the mechanical world. Yeah, okay. He's gonna watch a little tractor. I know. That just killed me that I said that. I hate myself. That's why we had to get off the. I'm sorry. That was a joke on the previous day and I Hate myself eight years old he requested to join during the 100 year old boner talk Back to back to

Yeah, no, that's what I was joke from yesterday when tj. Asked me to check my phone. He's like change the topic They're about to join. Oh, we are free to talk about hundred-year boners. Yeah, the thing we were okay We there was you can keep saying it. We did not have a cum joker. Oh, yeah I was laughing to myself when I got in bed last night just be like damn Pete drink all that come Crazy he said friends of his texts accident about drinking come yeah, so you're drinking come on the act today Weirdest part of my life is getting text from old friends saying so you drink Well is the boss know what happened the drink That was impressive yeah having. Having him crack. And then Kate just...

Kate's just living in hell right now. I'm just picturing as a mother what I would think Washington would do. She's in hell. That was too soon. You know, because I didn't see the all business beat thing, so when I heard it, I was like, what? That was a weird thing to do.

I'm gonna guess the kid didn't see the all business beat I heard that I was like, that's kind of odd. What? That was a weird thing to do. Tricking tractor car. I'm going to guess the kid didn't see the all business piece either. Well, now she did. Probably didn't either, but yeah, but now they saw it. Yeah, his segment was sandwiched between robbing hard a hundred-year-old cocks and cum. Yeah.

Where did we land on the 100-year-old cocks thing? Yeah, we got to get back to to that did you send me a photo? I didn't know if you like a hypothetical search hypothetically if I was the Yeah, go look one up great kid. Is there an age where your dick shrinks like same way when you get older You ever has to be yeah same way when you get older. It has to be. Yeah, it has to be. But what age?

But then your ears get bigger. Yeah, ears keep growing. Ears never stop growing. Have you ever seen John Wood's ears? John Wood's ears. Oh my God. That guy's ears were insane. You ever seen John Wood's ears, Will?

No. No, bring him up. Let's see John Wood's ears. He lived for like, I don't know, it's 90, late 90s. Look at those ears. Getting satellite radio with those things. Dude, those things are insane. You should get gauges.

All time ears. He actually looked like fake ears. He looks like he had gauges. Yeah. Those fucking things. Your ears get bigger though. Look, because they didn't always have those big ears. Yeah, those grew.

Yeah, those are normal. Those grew. Those suck. Your penis shrinks, your balls sag more. But, yeah, those are normal. Those grew. Oh, it's suck. Your penis shrinks. Your balls sag more. Your ears get bigger. Yeah. The trade-off is that you don't care.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you'd still care a little bit if you did your penis. I think you do a little bit. Yeah, I think you would die. If penis shrinking would definitely still bother you. Yeah. Yeah, I hope this.

I don't wish it will, but I hope you die before you get that old. Yeah. Yeah. I hope this. I don't wish it will. But I hope you die before you get that old. Do you think you're told your urologist like I shaved for you? Yeah, I did. If I was an old dude in the nursing home, but I'd be like, it used to be different. I feel like I would have to say something. Yeah. It wasn't always like, yeah, I think I would just get hired. I'd get hard and just like, what do we do about this? It's like a hundred year old guy. Kate, they definitely do that. Old dudes love talking about their sex. Oh, yeah.

Old dudes in nursing homes just let it fly anyway, because there's that age, too, where like old dudes just like decide that it's appropriate. They can just hit on everyone. Yeah. I used to volunteer. It happens where you're just like, what is going on right now? I used to volunteer at the Coatesville VA. And when we had field hockey games,

we got to wear our field hockey uniforms to whatever. And ours was like a short plaid skirt with whatever. And I would go up to the V. That was like my first introduction to perverted old men. Because they just, they're like. I dropped something, can you pick it up? Yeah, they're just like fuck it I can say whatever I want. I'm an old guy Yeah, it's something about it. They hit on waitresses

So hard so hard because like fuck it. I'm a Dyson. Yeah Eating anywhere. Yeah, am I trying to impress at this point? Yeah, she's not just be me Yeah, it's almost like they're they're like they're just practicing. It's not there's it's not a game. Yeah, you know They're just doing seven on sevens. They're like it doesn't matter. This isn't gonna go anywhere Waitress is not like oh, yeah, you know what let's have sex old man Dan what's your like youth check-in? What's the thing that you have where you're like as long as I could still do that. I'll feel young Yeah, what's your like little litmus test thing you got maybe like 20 push-ups? Yeah, that's that's probably yeah

Like just ripping like 15 to 20 push-ups. That's good. Yeah. Yeah jumping over the garage door laser Yeah Yeah, like you hit the garage door and you run out. It's a good one. It's over the garage door laser. Yeah. Yeah, or like, I'm trying to think what else. You hit the garage door and you run out and you're making it. That's a good one. The laser, yeah. What do you have?

What laser? The classic laser. You know, trip the laser to make the garage door go back up. Oh. I don't have a laser. You got to duck under the door. But you can't duck too. You got to also step over.

Step over. Ducking as you step. OK. All right. Fair enough. You shoulda told me who it was. Why? Then I woulda been more prepared.

He thinks I'm an idiot. No, he woulda thought you were an idiot anyway cause you woulda said you were scared of tractors. I think that, given the fact that he's seven years old and a tractor aficionado, I thought we nailed that interview. Yeah. That kid's a grown man. Yeah.

Pork. Eats pork for breakfast. I told Brandon at one point there they both interrupted and he said go on yeah Yeah, he's handling that conversation great. Oh great manners. He hit me with some snark. Yeah a little bit a little bit of snark That made me feel like oh he has a real mom that made me feel like a not real mom. Yeah A real mom that made me feel like a not real mom. Yeah Like a nice shirt on oh, yeah, you probably call his immature while he was listening. Oh, yeah That was just a bunch of idiots your old had Reese's puffs for breakfast this morning Mom why did I go in there? Yeah? Yeah? I like John Deere Kid.

We never asked his name. Yeah, I didn't want to. I didn't want to. It's John Deere Kid. That's what he is. I think it's in his TikTok. It's like Jackson, I think. Sounds right. It sounds perfect.

Let's just go with that. All right. That's, I don't want him to be Brian or. No. Yeah. No. Brian. No, he, uh, Brian or... No. Yeah. No. Brian. Yeah.

No, he can't be a... a Caden. Yeah. Brian. Colton. He can't be any of those. Colton he could've been. I bet you he might be a Colton. Or a Wyatt. No, I think he's a Jackson. I got a question for you, Will.

Speaking of names. I feel like Nashville is like the epicenter for like the weird Gen Z names. Is that... have you noticed that weird Gen Z like kids like like the moms who just like come up with the most ridiculous names for their kids like McKinsey Lynn or Bricklin or a lot of something. And a lot of why I don't feel like I met a whole lot of you haven't like locals. Brickley is where keep your eye on that. And let me know.

There's also kind of like the, you know, the South. Yeah. Bible Belt. Yeah. It's the South. Yeah. Are you just getting freaky with their names? Yeah, they just decided around about 2004 they just didn't give a fuck.

Just put a Lee on anything. Yeah, Tinsley. Lot of them. Yeah. Brickley. Yeah, there's that one picture of the woman who has all the names crossed out. There's not even names. Well, their normal names spelled the dumbest way, right?

Crazy, yeah. Can you find a TJ? Like Caleb will be spelled like K-A-Y-L-E-I-B or something. Something stupid. But one of those names is going to stick on and in 20 years we're just going to have an influx of that name. It's going to be added to the book. Well, that's what Jayden and Jaylen did it right?

Yeah. They were just invented names back then. Jaylen Rose. Yeah. I love those names, like those seem normal to me now like that's not a crazy... Some of them are a little crazy. Yeah. Taley, McCarty, Navy, Maylee, Lakin. I hate all of those Lake what the fuck I've heard of Lakin before so imagine a grown woman named Haley Navy. I could see mailey sticking Navy's a little crazy in the way it's spelled It's insane Haley McCarty Haley what is Haley Haley Jane? What is Taley? Taley Jane? Yeah, that all right. So when you say it like that, it does actually kind of hot. It is tough, but you're about to get like a major surgery and it's

like Dr. Navy McCartney. Yeah. Yeah. McCartney Lee. Yeah. Also, I wouldn't be a woman. All rise the honorable Judge Taley McCartney presiding. What are some boy ones? I feel like. Oh the Coltons and the whole proliferation of that. The Jacksons with an X. The Adens. I like some like older, older name like I've heard like Waylon.

Dutton. I like Yellowstone. Yeah I think it's a lot of last names. Yeah. Dutton. You a Yellowstone guy? Yeah unfortunately. It's falling off

right it's just falling off I'm in the season finale is it's a serious finale rights this week I don't know I've stuck with it this long to where I'm just torturing myself because it's just brutal it's brutal that's the worst that dude that dude's doing like eight shows at once how yeah what's his name Taylor shared yeah but he's just he's in Yellowstone he just uses Yellowstone to put himself on camera shirtless now. Yeah, how many seasons are there? So is this and in this last one they killed off they killed off John It's a week of the season finale if you're not watching you're probably not gonna watch it I was gonna is this because I'm telling you last job for now. Is this the season finale. If you're not watching it, you're probably not going to watch it. I was going to catch up. Because I'm telling you, last season was brutal.

I was going to catch up for the season finale. Is this the series finale? I think so. I think it's the last one. Because Taylor's starting to do all of his branch-off shows where it's like the Four Sixes, Ranch. Land Man. Yeah, he's got like eight shows going right now.

He writes them all. Yeah. He's got The Lioness, right? He's got The Land Man. I've heard The Lioness is good. I thought he was on like a hiatus. I didn't even know you had all this shit Yeah, he's got a nice going on

Okay Yeah, I don't want to talk about it That's actually been bad cuz people are like that's what you did. It's like no no wait. What'd you do? What do you mean? It's about like badass bitches overseas. Oh, that's the lioness. Okay. Yeah like in overseas. Oh, that's the lioness, okay. Yeah. Like in, like in, in war. In war. Is it a, is it a title?

That's what they like called us, like lioness or fetters. Yeah. Yeah. Slightly different experience. So, you were a badass though. Yeah, being a lioness. Sounds awesome. Okay, you were a badass too.

Not like the show. Not like the show's slightly different vibe. I was more like waiting for my mom to mail me socks. That'd be a good show. Pretty cool. Yeah. Linus is just sitting around waiting for someone to... Season finale of the socks get there.

Yeah. Put them on, they don't fit. Yeah, fuck. Shit. That's the flip. Next year. Shit. Try again.

I'm at my niece's dance rec shuttle and these are only some of my favorite names off the program God bless Herman Utah really really oh yeah Utah is yeah yeah yeah Rihanna Celestin Celeste Carmondi Celestin Givle Anna Leliana, Elsie, Kinsley, Riot, Rett. Riot? Rett. Rett, Rodie, Kinley, Samara, Railey, Aveline, Alethea, Seneca, Lyra, Leakey, Sabney. How many?

I like Seneca. Oakley, Roxy, holy shit. What is it with the Y-A-I? The melee, Rayley, taily, like, it's just doing all manner of them. Well, Mormon parenting, that's like a competition. That's... they're all... How freaky you get with it.

Different world out there. Yeah. It's like not freaky, though. It's like really vanilla, but just... Utah names. Well, no, the mom... Nicole... Mark and Wood.

Mark and Wood? That's a street... That's a cold decision. That's just a dog peeing You know soft swinging Are you on Kayla the soaking Kayla? No? You're talking about when they're sharing. That's also Kayla come here Bence done, but okay, you're done by like the couples that they all yeah Courtney no nobody's called summer day. They all get down

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a lot winter because I'll be a woman Ryan One of the guy names They're over to Sucks for them like William was stuck around You think so? I mean it has so far. Yeah, well William has had a long long run oh yeah you guys yeah yeah you're kings right was there a king yeah yeah you don't know if there was a king but you can almost bet your bottom dollar you're safe from a like a Luigi situation to where like someone named William could do some crazy shit. Right. No one's gonna. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not gonna. Yeah, you're

safe from that. Right. Not every name is. No, definitely not. I have William privilege. Oh, that's true. No, no, no, it's good. That's good. Then it's come up from 2023. No, that's good. That's good. Then it's come up from 2023. No, that's Oh, yeah, it's going down plus nine from 2023 but that's coming from like the way back No number 34 in 2024. You had a run dude. I have a one of my kids You had a run and you're starting to take on some water here Yeah, do you ever think how your life might be different if you went by Billy or Bill, Willie? Uh, yeah. I mean my dad's Billy. My grandpa was Bill. Oh no. They wanted to call me little Billy, but my mom wasn't having it. Wait. So you're just will your grandpa grandpa's bill William or I'm the third. Yeah. And there's Trey Trey Compton Trey Compton. That's pretty three of us there were I mean there. Yeah, I'm the third. There's yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no fourth. Oh

No Gotta keep he's like so they're you keep shooting. You gotta keep shooting. We gotta get a fourth I know you gotta keep you to the fourth. Yeah, gotta get to the fourth those shots up Did you think about naming your new baby William? so No, not William, but Billy. Oh that would have worked. Yeah, that would have worked I was sexy That's a thing we don't know if we're going to have another so that was kind of

what put me in the blender of like hey, if we're not going to have any more we name this one Billy. Yep. Because she wanted a boy name. And William. Yeah. Yeah, who knows? Who knows?

Who knows? I'm hoping that maybe, yeah. Oars and ropes. Lot of game play left. Lot of game play. We're in the fourth quarter trying to get four. Yeah. Man. Deion Waiters said he'd rather go for 30 than 0 for 9. Yep. He kept shooting. Yeah. Just keep that in mind, you know? Yeah. I'll sneak one in there. Sneak one. 29 kids. They're all girls. Let's just search for William the fourth. I mean it is it's like if you have three girls you might

as well just keep trying because it's like once you have three you might as well have all of them. What are you talking about like Pokemon you collect them all. I might as well just have all the girls in the world. I'll just say I feel like when you if you have three girls that's where you know you as a dad and husband just die off No, but I think three if you have three girls like you become like those are just like Those dads are like kind of special cuz like yeah, they're like a full girl dad Yeah, but you only get it out of them like at holidays for like they're at home like man really what happened to Will? He's like, I mean he still got I just kind of hunts and fishes You just sit at the corner and drink beer

You can't say nothing cuz the drive home is gonna be hell. Why would you say that? Three is insane Yeah, this is a legacy kid for you this next one. Yeah, yeah three cuz three you're gonna feel like you're at the mall Yeah, it's a lot of pressure There was a family at my school seven daughters whoa any boys nope seven How was the dad how's the old man? Isolated yeah, yeah, go in his own room to watch the game. It's over. It's getting taken from him every time Yeah, you're wrong about everything, right?

Every day. Yeah, you just get well my girl is my best kid by far I think I haven't three girls might be the best the best-case scenario. You have a son. I have three sons You have three sons. What are you talking about? I just told you yeah, I know but having a daughter I have I have my daughter is far away my best kid So if I had four daughters instead of a daughter and three sons, I think I might be fine. He's got son privilege Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, you got son privilege. You have three boys lined by the sun. It's so easy for you to say Yeah, that's yeah. You got sun in your eyes. You'd be coming in here with braids in your hair Yeah, you can't say that Brandon that was really disrespectful wasn't disrespectful

I'm and I would I would almost say I would almost guarantee that every like big cat who's your favorite probably your daughter Yeah, my daughter. Oh when when we didn't know if we were gonna have a boy or girl I was just telling Rue like I hope it's a boy so I can tell him every day that you were my favorite. Yeah When it's a girl, you can't really The path your own is a pretty fine path. That's all I was favorite. Yeah. When it's a girl, you can't really do it. I'm just saying the path of your own is a pretty fine path. That's all I was saying. Yeah. Yeah, look, we still have some time left on the clock.

All I'm saying is, if you get that third girl, it's over. Yeah. You should be crying at so many weddings. Yeah. I only got to cry at one. Yeah. You know? You got to pay for one. You only got to cry one. Yeah, you know, you're gonna pay for one. You got it only got to pay for one Yeah, legacy legacy kid literally literally like you know, will come to me is on the line

Yeah, yeah, holy shit, dude See like you see a senior It would be funny if you like adopted a son and renamed him will cut like a 13 year old That boy's got a bathroom to inherit Time him on the street get in the car You should do that if you if you do have a third daughter you should do like a search for will comp in the fourth internship search Yeah, just say

Anyone from the age of 12 to 22 we're looking for the next will Compton Yeah, full combine an application You got to change your name legally Yeah That would be very funny instead of doing like an American Idol just being like search for Will's next son her first son Are should we get Nick Foles in here do some gauntlet? I'm very excited to see how he does I think he's gonna crush it I Think so too. I didn't know he was that good at everything everything baseball basketball

Frisbee. Chay went to get him. OK. Chay went to get him. Chay's going to try to talk ball to him. I don't want to seem like I care too much or anything. I just want to make sure he knows. Oh, no.

Oh, Chay. I got my Eagles boots on and my. All right, you get him, Chay. I got to take a piss. Body Armor, by the way, this show is brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drink, surviving barstools, sponsored by Body Armor. A new episode tonight 8 p.m. Eastern 7 p.m. Central real hydration real ingredients Packed with electrolytes vitamins and nothing artificial body armor sports drink has a great tasting flavor

like strawberry banana and orange mango Get yours today at Walmart or a local grocery store near you with body armor Love our body armor. Mm-hmm We will have another we need a son we know will come yeah He'd be a beast Maybe one more daughter before the Sun the me choose me two more. Yeah, I want I want him to sweat it out I want that's also will comes in in the fourth V as for older older sisters That's a different type. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. What is the stereotype of a boy with a lot of older sisters? I

Don't know I have to you know I get it Brother though that makes sense What do you think's the best sibling combo? Older brother, younger brother, older sister, younger sister? I think older brother hardens you. But you don't want two older brothers. Yeah, a younger brother I think is the best.

That might be traumatizing. My dad is one of 13, and it went boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, all the way to the seventh. And then my dad is the one who messed it up, and went boy, boy again. But they were a really good mix until then. My dad has five younger brothers. Five, is he the oldest? Yes.

Whoa. Six kids in 10 years. That will change a guy. Wow. Five younger siblings? Is your grandma just a broken woman? No, she's dead. Oh.

Oh. Pretty broken. That's the most broken you can be. Yeah. My dad's dad had six boys and my his brother had six girls, so there's 12 kids There's six boys in one family six girls Wow That's crazy haven't rolled her brother's cool when you're a boy. Oh, yeah show you the ropes a little bit We grow up a little bit.

Make you grow up a little faster. But she has some shit. Definitely. Yeah. Having an older brother as a girl kind of sucks a little bit because you're like, play with me with my dolls. And they're like, they want to watch ESPN. They want to hog the remote.

You know, all the s'mores pop tarts. Look at the mutants coming out of their cave. I was the only child when my sister was born She wrote it for you Do you think your older sister's friends were attractive growing up like was how did you navigate that that seems pretty cool You're like an eighth grade and your sister's like a junior in high school. They bring her friends Fucking awesome right one was one was six years older, the other was five. So I don't know if they're falling for me. But yeah.

But huge cans. Yeah. Have them keep the bedroom open. It always goes back to huge cans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear what you're saying. Really, go back to the cans. That's all we're talking about here. When my sister had sleepovers, I would get like a haircut.

Yeah. L.A. tan. Why are you so tan in the middle of the summer? 12 year old. Can't be doing push ups. You're gelling your hair at 10pm. Perfect face. Malasek, did you apologize to Spider? It's not his fault. What? What did you say? Mine's not my dog's fault. He was antagonized. Did you apologize to Spider because your dog pissed on him? It's not my dog's fault. Oh my god. Did you see what he did? It's your fault.

How is it my fault? You left the dog in here. You're pissed on a human being. I was out of town. Sit down real quick. No, no, don't sit down. Nick Foles is sitting down. It's your fault. You're a piece of shit. I was gone. Paige is watching my dog. Spider antagonizes my dog. He was petting the dog. The dog pisses on Spi- I'm not apologizing for that. Your dog pissed on a man. No, no, no, no, no. Here, Nick, sit right here. He's petting the dog. Nick Foles, Super Bowl MVP here. It's not Paige's fault either. He can't wait for Tampa. Yeah, he's out. He's so far out the door Nick. Do you have any dogs? All right, so sit down real quick

So if your dog if your dog pissed on another person, would you say sorry to that person? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, if my dog does anything to another person, I'm like, sorry. Yeah, hey, I'm sorry about this. Yeah Yeah, right who wouldn't say sorry that guy our bag goalie goalie the guy you're about to kick soccer I will show him the video. Yeah sure there's no This is the dog in question So he went to Florida left the dog here Spider playing with the dog. I'm gonna pet the dog now. Oh, he got

excited. Yeah. And he peed. Yeah. All over him. How old is the dog? Couple years? Yeah. Yeah. Still you'd say like sorry about that. Yeah. I wish my dog hadn't pissed on you. That's a lot of piss. Instead he said it wasn't his dog's fault. He said it wasn't his dog's fault. You just made my dog really excited and peed on you. Yeah, that's what he he's going with got it. Remember that when you're going up against him. I need to go Yeah, he's the goalie kicking the soccer ball is not my specialty, but you gotta nail Most people aim for the face Okay, I'll go for the face So do you know so have we walked you through everything you'll have people out there too to help you you know everything. No, I don't I know. Okay. I

Just see cornhole. I see some soccer balls. I see some body armor Cutouts. Yeah Yeah, that's not a football. That's a nerf ball Yeah, and then we got these basketballs that I mean as JJ Red JJ Reddick said, you want a broken-in basketball and not a fresh basketball. These look very fresh. Oh, they're all broken in. Oh, they're broken in.

They're too broken in. Oh, I just see some very bright. There's a couple, yeah, there's a couple that are probably not broken in. So you're going, cornhole, gotta get one, just one. Oh, okay. Then you go kick the soccer ball. So you have those three balls,

you shoot them from where they are. If you miss all three three you can score from anywhere So you can go up right to the goal You need to we'll have people rebounding for you Then you pick up the baseball bat you got to hit a home run, which is just over this Spot right here. So what if you hit something up there ceiling doesn't count I'll make a judgment. Yeah, so if it hits the ceiling comes down It doesn't count if it hits the ceiling and goes it's almost gotta be like a line drive home run

Yeah, yeah, it can hit the ceiling go in I'll make a judgment. Yeah, he'll make a judgment Where you from I am from West Point, Mississippi. Where are you from? Okay? My dad's from Mississippi. I just want you to remember that really yeah, you pass Kagula. Oh wow I got me in Hasbro Yeah, that's awesome. Yes, what you remember when I'm doing. Oh, I'm Brandon It was that easy. Yeah, that was smart if I get a grounder. That's a home run That was smart. All right. And then you're turning around, throwing one ball through the body armor. Just one of them. Okay. Um, three pointer, three pointer. Then you sit right back down and you do sparkle.

Now, sparkle is you show them a sparkle, uh, uh, telling you you're good on that. You'll be good on that. It's just, you gotta get ten right and you can jump around anywhere So if you saw this one tell them it won't be this one. It won't be this one seven countries in Central America That's actually kind of hard. Yeah, I would say protein options at fajitas at Chili's. Yeah cities Yeah, so you gotta get ten total over five. Oh, yeah six cities in Texas You'll get that easy then you five MLB teams to never to shape so you can jump around just go whatever you will help you Your eyes find what you're good at it depends. Well, yeah depends if you're about to roll my time. I will not help you

But you got this We'll see. All right, let's do it. Here we go Nick full Super Bowl MVP first Super Bowl MVP to ever do the gauntlet. No Julian Edelman won a Super Bowl MVP. No, he didn't. Did he? He did, Jules did, yeah. Yeah, Jules has a pretty good time.

Who's the Eagles quarterback you said? Sam Bradford. Yeah, he was traded for him. Oh, you gotta start with him on the ground. He was part of the same. He's lucky. I know, that's what I was making sure. Just one, just gotta get one in. He's lucky. Oh lucky. Oh, yeah, you can pick up all of them. Yeah, he's lucky

I was riding the pine there All right, I know I know that feeling there a lot of guys are lucky. I was riding the pipe Yeah, a lot of guys you're lucky. I'm sitting down over here, brother. I just thought of something that's We got it we got it I got I just had a really intrusive thought Say it That'd be a big get Super Bowl champ MVP imagine our neighbors just walk out and see Nick full Here we go, it's a big kid. That's how you get it. You have to just keep them in there. Yeah, forever All right right here we go. That's a big get. You always have to just keep

them in there. Yeah all right. All right here we go ready. Three, two, one, go! All right come on Nick. What if we started trapping pro athletes? There we go! There we go this is it right here. This is the game. Oh yeah! game. Oh yeah. Stay in it. Score from anywhere. Oh, nice. Get him a ball. Get him a ball. Stay in it. Oh no. Remember he didn't apologize for his dog. He doesn't know he can get closer. You can get closer, you can get closer.

Get right up there. He's gotta do it better. Yeah, you get closer. It's over. It's over. He's gonna get all the help. We pissed Jake off. There it is.

We pissed Jake off right before he went out there. I mean, Chase is a piece of shit. Shit. Oh! Stay in it! Stay in it! Oh. He's already at a minute.

Oh, there it is! Turn it around. You got it. Football. Oh, yeah. You must have missed. How? How'd he do that? Ooh. Oh How do you do that Oh, oh man Oh deep from deep oh

All right, there's a lot here eight oldest NFL franchise is active. That one you should be able to get. Probably not. Three ingredients and s'mores. Let's do chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallow. Here we go. Just name some old NFL franchises. Kansas City Chiefs. TJ can't spell marshmallow. Chicago Bears.

San Francisco 49ers. Dallas Cowboys how many we need? Oh you need a lot? Yeah Green Bay Packers All right, let's go somewhere else. Yep Members of the Happy Meal Gang McDonald's characters. Oh, man. I don't know eight NBA players score over 70 points in a game Yeah, uh, Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan No, Will Chamberlain To McDonald do that. I don't know. It's LeBron James done it

The McCheese do that McDonald's characters the McDonald's characters main guy yeah who's the main guy Ronald McDonald oh is it just one no who's the guy who steals do I just need 10 yeah more more the four animals the group dang I should have been watching super big old football teams I think we got a stay oh yeah old football teams let's see Buffalo Bills matchup this weekend that we were talking about We're talking about the Jacksonville. No, they're young. Oh, we got you Philadelphia Eagles Pittsburgh Steelers Hey

It's a good score That was a really good score. It's a good score. That was a really good score. It's a good score for your first time. Let's see where you rank. I think that beats a lot of the athletes you've had. Let's see. Set. Okay, who do we got?

Now we just gotta see who you beat. Greg Olson. Greg Olson. Greg Olson, his first time. Kyle Rudolph. Kyle Rudolph. Okay. Colton Couser from the Orioles. Lil' Sass.

Lil' Sass, big one. And then if we keep going, I think you got. Nick Durrani. You got Cam. There's a group, yeah, you definitely got Cam. Beat Cam for sure. Julian Edelman. Julian Edelmanelman got him so highest Super Bowl MVP Hey be cool. Yeah

Okay, so it's a fair start. Yeah, yeah soccer honestly screwed me. Yeah. Yeah, it was bad. That's what was impressive Yeah, that's all easy. Is there a world where you would have tried to go the basketball route? I mean, maybe I could have been a good college player But never I mean I've watched seen enough NBA to know that was never an option But college basketball would have been alright. Did you consider like going to college to play? Potentially like early in high school, you know my freshman year You know, I played on varsity and you know I felt you know between that my sophomore year that there was definitely a chance my my coach thought the same thing and then

Falling oh what Faulkner, you know, he was my coach my junior Did not expect you to say that Yeah, but uh, no my different coach my first two years and then I played football as a starter my junior senior at West Lake And you know Any thoughts doing the Donovan mcnab thing when he was in college He would like suit up for Syracuse and just like you know run through layup lines and shit No, it's a you went to two schools that were great at basketball. Yeah, they were yeah, they are No, you know in the offseason

Whenever we'd like we had a lot of guys on the football team that could have played college basketball So we'd scrimmage with the actual a basketball team. I'm at the rec center So we had some really really good battles with those guys and we might have got him a few times Oh really more than they got us But we had we had some good we were very physical, you know, yeah me Gronk You know, we had a couple other guys that were you know, pretty big physical guys. I forgot you played in college with Gronk Yeah, I was a Gronk for two years. Unfortunately, the first year at Arizona, I had to sit out. Gronk had a great year with Willie Tsuetama.

And then next year was the year he had the back injury. And we were like one little play away from, you know, winning the Pac-10 at that time. Shit. He was such a beast. I can't imagine college Gronk. Probably about the same as like older Gronk. Yeah, you're right. You were there then when you beat us probably uh,

Holiday Bowl. No, we got smoked in the holiday bowl, but is that what you're trying to say? I see what you're doing there. It was You know, it's dirty well, but well, you know what I was there and I took a beating like a man and I got back up and got better and but That was that was a beating. I was in there at the end of the game. Hey, oh Wait, what so go from like a regular game zero? Big 10 championship game, Wisconsin, Nebraska 10 how bad oh We beat him like 30 30 33. No Well, I knew it wasn't it wasn't that it wasn't big 10 wasn't 70 points. No, it wasn't 400 plus

Hey, what's funny is that game got brought up the other day because all the other that were being scored Yeah, they're talking about like the highest scoring big 10 games. Yeah Here it comes. Wow. This was well you got in was this your first year will Yeah, I got in like the last couple series fresh Yeah, the freshmen scrapping. I see what you did this Yeah, I knew when I never get this, you know, y'all's D line was so good Y'all y'all almost I mean won the big 12 championship game When Colt threw the ball to balance and like there was like a split second left and that's when everyone's like hey

It's when the ball hits this one the clock Remember our guys were coming back to the Yeah, you almost got there But I remember your DB's were like hey man, did y'all put anything new in your game plan? It's all the stuff. We've been watching and repping and I was like, ah dang like they knew they were running the routes before we even got Out breaks. So y'all y'all were ready. Yeah Yeah So soon was one the Heisman. Yeah. Yeah should have I got to know him pretty well that game. Yeah

When he hit me, I'm a big guy. Yeah when he hit me I went flying like so powerful and then obviously get to playing against him in the NFL a lot and same thing Yeah, I mean he threw that cat down from Baylor They just gave him a roughing penalty, but it was just a I mean he just tackled him in like threw him to the ground Yeah, it was nuts who won the day was insanely marking room. Yes, you should have won it should have been sue That's right Absolutely, Nick. Do you want to see oh go ahead? I gotta say something. Sorry. I see the Philly sure So we got that time you won the Super Bowl?

That was awesome. That was pretty cool. That was. Okay, 2016, I had just gotten divorced. I was down bad, bad. I was living in my aunt's basement. Go on. Oh boy.

End of 2016, I finally get my own apartment. Things are looking up, okay? I was working with this. I was working concessions for the 76 play, all that stuff, whatever. Anyway, things finally get my own apartment. Things are looking up, okay? I was working with this. I was working concessions for 76, play all that stuff, whatever. Anyway, things are starting to look up. I started not quite interning at Barstool, but my first big thing was, Philly fam, whatever,

you guys won the Super Bowl. It was one of the best, like, it was like the start of my upswing. Yeah. It was one of the first social media things I got to do before I got fully hired at Barstool was the Eagle Super Bowl Parade. And then that was the first social media things I got to do before I got fully hired at Barstow was the Eagle Super Bowl Parade and then that was the first night Eagle Super Bowl parade. I started dipping my toe back in the pond. Oh

You got back out there. Got you dick Of my mojo is Nick Falls and like probably why I have health insurance, yeah, and I work I just I just had to get off my chest and say thank you. No, it's a great testimony about the win. You get a lot of people being like, I gotta tell you what, it was like our good 9-11. It's like you remember where you were. Where you were.

You know what I mean? That came out way wrong. Good 9-11. But everybody's like, you remember, I'm sure you hear from all these fairly people that are like, I was at like my uncle's and like blah, blah, blah. No, yeah.

That's gotta be awesome. Yeah, you gotta. No, yeah, there's definitely. You relate. My armpits are so sweaty right now, sorry. No, I mean, honestly, that's the coolest part about it all is when I do come across Philly fans, which is often, and they have a story to tell of how it impacted them.

And then, you know, being there, you know, my rookie year and for three years, and just sort of feeling the pain that the team and the city had gone through with like, having all these expectations like this is a year and then let down. I did notice a resurgence in Philadelphia in 2018, after we won the game.

It was almost like that weight that had been on the shoulders for generations had been lifted and there was a change. And it's still there now. They want to win, they want another one, but at least they have the one. So thanks for sharing the story. They're always amazing. Sorry, that was the worst ripple ever.

Yeah, for the rest of us that aren't Philly fans, it's kind of ruined Philly. You brought on like a sense of entitlement that we are all now. They expect it. That we're now all dealing with around here hey you know what people you work with they're like mad and there's so many yeah yeah you know why because Philly people are doing great things yeah I mean honestly this isn't

the most weird conversation or question or anything I've had today that was weird. Yeah. Yeah. We won't bring that up. No, we're not. Was Max weirder? Max.

Max is weirder. I think we all knew who it was. On tomorrow's part of my take, Max did good. The way I was saying it is basically the game lasted a little too long for Max. Like it was one of those situations where if, you know, in the first quarter, second quarter, third quarter even, Max was doing a great job. And then in the fourth quarter we were like,

whoa, this guy shouldn't be out on the court anymore. He's got worn down. Yeah, yeah, he kinda. Well we have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, he can run it. Hey, well let's see if he can blitz. Yeah, right. Oh shit.

Get him off the field. Yeah, that's why he he can blitz. Yeah We have another one lurking Connor Griffin's lurking oh He's nervous as fuck Before he gets in here, do you want to see our tunnel your tunnel? Yeah, we have a tunnel We found a tunnel last Tuesday. I would love to see all right get Connor in here Dave you hop up for Connor Yeah, I want to hear Connor, but I wanna show. It's a secret tunnel. Mm-hmm. That was wild.

I hate myself. Kate. I know, my hands are sweaty. It's a good 9-11. She said it. My hands are shaking. Wait, should we put- That part of the joke, that was a funny part.

Should we put Connor and Nick Foles in the tunnel together? Should we make Connor go be very Connor go to the K2 was good Oh, you were you were being genuine while trying to be in your joke voice, and it just you just went in the whole move Right. Yeah, that was sincere guy. Yeah He's gonna Get Connor in there with them and trap them both in there. Yeah, yeah Got her get in the tunnel go get him Big cat yeah, but cat you know what you gotta do

He's hiding he's in there he's in there Connor Go this way, come back! Come back! Oh my god! Oh! Oh! He's going to shake his hands! Oh wow, that's nice! That's so special! Yup, good work. Connor's going to want to stay there forever. Oh, hands are on the hips.

Come on, come on. Wait, Connor, save this for the act! Connor's gonna want to stay there forever. Oh hands on the hips Thank you so much Everybody saying thank you like he did it for them It really was like the happy one of the happiest times of my life I bet it was I follow sports. I didn't. I had kids. I didn't see it down on that Super Bowl. I was in the ER the whole night. Oh, for that Super Bowl? Yeah. Why? For a baby? I was a kid, yeah. I had a kid, yeah. And then I didn't watch the Super Bowl until after the funeral. We trapped this boy in the PR tunnel! That was great. I feel like a lunatic or something. Hey, that felt dark. Yeah, I was.

What? Can I see him getting trapped? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Great effort out there, BC. Oh, man, I'm a little out of breath. Connor was fighting with you to get back out until he heard Nick's voice.

Yeah. Well, I thought it was a joke. I thought it was a prank. It almost worked that I sort of hit around the corner just in case y'all were trying to make me. I was going to miss back. He sure of hit around the corner just in case y'all were trying I was gonna miss back The whole move right yeah sincere guy Played it well

Get Connor in there with them. I'm thinking like you know I see the nerf like footballs what watch Connor run to take off and get in the tunnel oh he was in danger that he said yeah this guy would die for you yeah you know what you got to do. He's hiding. He's in there. He's in there, Connor. Connor, he's in there.

Come here. Come on. I got her. Oh my god. It's getting physical. Go find him. Go get him. Come back.

Come back. Oh, yeah. Oh. And he heard your voice. Exactly. I didn't even see you. Oh my god that was perfect. I thought that you were still in here and then they were going to trap me in there and I was never going to get a chance to meet you and that's what I thought. That actually would have been very funny. I investigated the whole time there's no food or water. I thought I was going to be in trouble for a little bit. The dope wearing a Super Bowl 52 champion shirt Wow Nick Foles leave the office And that would have been way funnier

Should it's all right. We learned we just yeah. Yeah, we just got the tunnel We're trying to feel it out, but I think trapping so we got we got Will Compton and we got Nick Foles both trapped in the tunnel Nick played it off way cooler than me. Well, there's panic that it's you pay it will will will little see wills Yeah, he was Nick was just cool as a cucumber. He's like I've been in a tunnel What did cross my mind is I did sign a waiver Yeah, that is true we did make you sign a waiver and then we're like What did I get myself I saw the nerf football like, is this just about to be like a nerf commercial where grandma or something? Oh, art. So Connor,

Nick folds here. It's a pleasure. And personally, I'd like to thank him for everything he's done for the city of Philadelphia and for my favorite NFL franchise. Yeah, I'm stoked to be here. What else? Will you work here? I know but today This is the biggest guest in my eyes that we've ever had because this guy brought us a championship. It's yeah Yeah, I appreciate it. So thank you very much anything. Do you want to relate it to 9-eleven at all? It was it was a good 9-eleven But you know same thing I you know always will remember that day and the time I had with my family and everything It was great. You two are both making it super weird. Yeah, I was in my godfather's basement

How much did you think it was over when whence went down Because I won't be offended I yeah, so okay So I I was a little bit cuz oh that was an MVP caliber year from Carson It was what 12 and oh before we know right who's your backup? We're like I forget where we're like 12 and one or something. Yeah, who's your backup Nate? So though yeah, are you an eight Sutfield guy? No no no no how many times? Look just alike how many times you call Nick a bomb? I never called him a bomb.

Just fucking bomb out of here. Yeah. How many times did you say that? Full transparency. We had the game against Atlanta in the first round. I was a little bit worried then. But then, the game nobody talks about when it comes to Nick Foles is the NFC Championship game against the Vikings.

We went 38-7. He goes 26 of 33 for 350 yards. The flea flicker to Torrey Smith in the corner of the end zone. One of my favorite plays ever. That's the game where I was like, we're winning the Super Bowl. And then we did. But when Wentz went down. I was, I was a little bit scared because that team had so much mojo going. Did you say you didn't whisper yourself like this bum? No, no, no, no, no, no. They get on me all the time Because they think I'm gonna call Joellen bead a bum right? I'm a huge you will you call

Right now We can get into that off-air you and I could talk about it off-air Maybe I don't know, but yeah, I definitely would never say in my life that Nick Foles was ever a bum ever I definitely would never say in my life that Nick Foles was ever a bum, ever. I appreciate that. Sure, that means a lot. What was your favorite part of the Super Bowl game? Super Bowl game? And it cannot be the Philly Special.

Well, that's loading the question. I like that though. But it has to be within the game. He's testing them, yeah. I gotta take away the special. Yeah. Clock at triple zero? No, I think the strip sack of Brady

was probably when it finally went in. Brandon Graham. Exactly. We are going to beat the evil empire. We're going to topple him. I was hoping you'd go with the BG. Give BG some love. Yeah, absolutely. In my opinion, that's a huge play. Brandon Graham, legendary eagle, amazing career. I'm so upset that, yeah, he's out for the rest of the season.

Yeah, it's sadder than his last win it for let's shout out to BG Oh, is this like this is from the the Super Bowl? Yeah, looks like it the rebellion just destroyed the Empire Man y'all can find stuff quick. What other treats does he have about Nick Foles? You won't be able to find any bad ones. I can assure you. Oh, there's one up there You did outplay Tom Brady yeah pretty darn good game. Yeah, I've already guards, but still oh No, if we had whence we'd pace them Paste them With a holy cow. Yeah, he did.

Holy cow. I was amazed. And then when you had to come in the next year in 2018, and we went on the double doink. And then we almost... Why'd you go quiet? Because he's a big Bears fan and I hate bringing it up. I was a Bear for two years so I do have allegiance to Bears, but I'll go previous before that. We also had a pretty epic two minute drive

on the number one defense in the NFL. In that game? In that game to win. Also Mitch made some big throws. Mitch did great, I'm a big Mitch fan. Yeah. Yeah, I was a big Mitch fan. But.

I was, I was a big Mitch fan. He's a good player, I was with him him I know he's a good player wait But when you came back in for that playoff run in 2018, I was thinking again. I was like we were close I think we're gonna win it close. Yeah, I mean after the double-doin you had to think yeah, and then the Saints game We came close, but whatever still it sort of took the air out of the room for yeah, I mean Sir so thank you so much. It's weird for me, because I was also a bear. Yeah. But like, I wasn't a bear then.

And you also saw like, just the other. I got to see a lot. Yeah, you got to see a lot. I see a lot. Yeah. I got a question. You're one of three players to ever do what? Oh, I think.

It's a quarterback stuff. I would think it's be catch a touchdown in a game and throw a touchdown in a game. Probably, but there's another one I'm thinking. I think it's got to be seven touchdowns. Seven touchdowns. There's more than three players. And no picks. Oh and no picks. Only two others. He also has uh you do you still have the record for most completions in a row? I'm tied for most completion in a row. Well and then if I this was an 18. 25? It was against a it was against a lesser opponent though. It

was against a team that wasn't very good. Who was it? The Redskins? That was were you in that game? No. 18? No. 18. I was with the Titans. Okay. So, you're lucky I wasn't in the game. Yeah, you know, I would have definitely gotten your

welcome. One of those. It wouldn't have happened if you were there. Yeah. Exactly. We wouldn't have had it. That's your that's your Mark moment? Like, things would have gone different if I was there. Well, in 18, Titans, we beat them in overtime. Oh, wow. Let me see. Was it in Tennessee?

The year after you won Super Bowl MVP. Was that planned? No, it wasn't planned. I'm not sure. Carson. Carson was playing. Carson was pretty banged up. Now, did you want Carson to come back when he was healthy?

That was the whole dilemma I was in a blend I Time Carson Wentz supporter even when things started to get like really sour is that the ginger thing up partially Yeah, yeah, yeah strawberry blonde sphere, but Do you think I'm a strawberry blonde or a ginger. I would say strawberry blonde. Yeah Maybe ginger on the beard exactly It's like a mix He didn't say strawberry blonde lady would have said Auburn Auburn color. I don't know But you know I loved Carson once and as I said in 2017 yet

I'm VP you know what like We had the best backup in the league when we did need to go to Nick Foles and it was awesome. And I agree with that as well. I mean, I was there and I saw what Carson did. I saw his toughness, I saw what he was doing. He was a huge, huge part of that Super Bowl team, obviously. And then, you know, it made so much sense. I mean, coming off an injury, you know,

the type of player he is, them going with him. But that's also why I wanted to come back because I enjoyed playing for Philadelphia so much sense. I mean, coming off an injury, you know, the type of player he is, them going with him. But that's also why I wanted to come back, because I enjoyed playing for Philadelphia so much and living there. So I came back after the Super Bowl, I was signed for two years, and I wanted to be a part of that team. And then, you know, B.B. Hein Carson, hopefully he succeeds.

You know, he's a tough guy. He's playing through injuries that year. So he wasn't quite himself, but that was also because he was leading and playing through injuries. So in defense of him, like his toughness was also what made it tough for him to play. But like, but that was also because he was leading and playing through injuries. So in defense of him, his toughness was also what made it tough for him to play. But I also admire that.

Because, Will, you and I know you're never stepping on the field of field 100%. You're always banged up. You're always fighting through something. And you do it because you want to do it for your teammates. You want to get out there. You know you need to be out there and execute. So I 100% agree with what Philly did because of Carson and I was there.

I'm the player that, and I was just blessed to be a part of an awesome team. It's a crazy run. I don't know why you singled Will out. I'm not 100% for this show and I still fight it. Why'd you have to single him out? Me and Will know that you're kinda hurt sometimes. I haven't been 100%

I've had a bad foot for six weeks. I get up to pee, I almost fall down. Well, I just shows how much you love this show. Yeah How much you care about everyone soldier? Yes, you are Yeah, but we are sitting on like these real leather fake leather. What do you say? They look like leather chair Yeah, and you know, we're comfy you're doing a great job. I appreciate you fighting through it. Thank you Your dad from Mississippi. Yep, no doubt I appreciate you fighting through it. Thank you. Shout out to your dad from Mississippi.

Yep, no doubt. What were you gonna say, Connor? I was gonna say these two get on me all the time and talk about Philly fans and all that type of stuff. You as a player having played in Philly. He's not gonna be able to tell you the truth. Yeah, come on. I will tell you the truth.

Come on. He just said he loved being in Philadelphia, loved living there. Okay, so I talked about this earlier. Like when you play there. So, okay, we'll go back in history when I went on my trip before the draft I'll never forget this I sat down with Andy Reid and we had a deep conversation. This is like, you know, I admire Andy Reid

I'm coming from college and he's just asking me like he asked me a question. Like do you have faith? I was like why faith in Christ? I'm a Christian and I said he goes you're gonna need it and I was like, oh he's like the city of Philadelphia has Torn-grown men apart. Yeah, and I'm not gonna lie then I was like, oh, and he's like, the city of Philadelphia has torn grown men apart. And I'm not gonna lie, then I was like, wow. Because I'm from Texas. I went to school at Arizona, one year at Michigan State. So I'm like, I really don't know this, what he's talking about. Well, I was introduced to it

very quickly. And the fans are very passionate. But honestly, where I got to know more is my car got towed before I went to my flight for the Cowboys. I was at a buddy's, one of my teammates, Trent Edwards' house. It got towed. So I got to know more is my car got towed before I went to my flight for the Cowboys. I was at a buddy's, one of my teammates, Trent Edwards' house, it got towed. So I had to spend all night getting it out. And I spent a lot of time with all the Philadelphia workers and everyone doing that.

I'm like taking, I think I'm gonna get off on this. They're not gonna have me pay for my car getting towed. And then $350 later, I realized like, you know what, respect, I get it. You're gonna hold me accountable for the mistake I made. I didn't think you know what, respect. I get it. You're going to hold me accountable for the mistake I made. I didn't think I made a mistake, but I obviously did. And then from then on out, you go to games.

And it's such a home field advantage playing there. But it's also like, if you're a player and you're wanting your fan base to always cheer you on even when you're making mistakes, that's not what's going to happen. These are blue collar, hardworking people that are putting their checks in to go to the games. So you have to know that going to the games

or the city will tell you apart. You can't get your energy and your confidence from the fans. It has to come from within and from within your teammates and your coaches and that's why not everyone can play in Philadelphia. So did you appreciate the tough love or wish they were a little bit nicer? It made it so much more special when you did great things there. I would say. It was hard when you were struggling but you couldn't things there. I would say. It was hard when you were struggling, but you couldn't let it like tear you apart. It made you tougher.

It made you tougher as a player. And then it held you accountable because you weren't gonna go in a fan base that was just always gonna be lovey-dovey, which everyone thinks they'd love that. It makes you go back to work and realize every time you step in front of these people at the link, all these fans that bleed green,

you better bring it. And if you're not giving everything or you're not executing, you're gonna hear about it. But when you're going great, man, that place, the NFC Championship game, you brought it up, that energy in that stadium before the game. I, you know, there's a rhythm before the game, like we're about to go to seven on seven and throw.

I couldn't even go to seven on seven because the stadium was so vibrant, so loud. Our players were dancing. There was so much energy that I just waited two minutes and just took it all in. And that's really talking to Vikings players that were in that game. They, they're, they think the fans were what really like, I mean, obviously we executed, but they're like, if we played this in Minnesota, we win this game and I, fans have a huge advantage. And so I got goosebumps right now. Just hearing that. So hold on.

If it's the fans that make the difference, have you only won one Super Bowl? Oh, good point. Why are you not? Good question. I don't want to get all aggro in front of Nick Coles. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to do it.

So what's your team? I actually don't have an NFL team. So you've never won a Super Bowl. You don't have a team that's won Super Bowl? I, yeah. You are Super Bowl-less. You're Super Bowl. No, my team's whoever wins the Super Bowl.

I win them every year. Wait, so what would you say? Like like Joel and bead who's you know been up and down and Connor calls him a bum all the time I've never called him a bum ever They want me to call him appreciates that hey Philly fans are also psychos. Yeah, it's part of it. You got a lot of echoes Yes, I can say what Joel and bead that I really fucking wish he was playing right now. And I think that's a little bit bizarre, but he's also done a lot for the city in terms of bringing a good, like, basketball culture. We sucked for years until he got here, so obviously we haven't won one yet.

So bum adjacent? No, no. He's on the bum track. No, watch. I mean, obviously, I don't know enough about the topic to really speak. But I will say this. There's always something within a team that the media and everyone's going

to try to figure out what's really going on. And the hope is that there actually is an issue that they're trying to figure out that they're trying to keep under wraps, because the second opponents hear about it, they try to exploit that. I mean, we know it with injury lists and everything. Why is this guy not playing?

Well, he actually probably has like a torn hamstring or something, but you're trying to, it's just, he's getting worked on because you're trying to protect them for when they do come back and play. So obviously has been awesome for Philadelphia, been so good for the 76ers. So hopefully he gets back out there to play.

So don't call him a bum. I've never called him a bum. You gotta stop doing that. I know, I know. You gotta stop calling him a bum. All right, you wanna do the high noon ad and we'll end it? And this has been awesome. Thank you so much, Nick, for coming today.

Yeah, you're welcome for not breaking a record. I did it on the goal. I wanted to be bad there, so your record goes. The goalie's a problem. But there was a lot of power there. Yeah, there was. There was power on the kicks. They just were not there.

There's probably a little on us too, because we got him fired up. We got Jake fired up. Yeah, he was ready to go. Yeah, that's true. He did a great job. Yeah. Who fools empowering Connor Griffin as a Philly fan is my bad I'm just happy to be here. Thank you. It's not good

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I mean, when I think about Dirtbags, I think about walking into the bathroom in a foot of piss. Yeah, it's disgusting. Where's the most disgusting? It's in Tucson. Oh, a Tucson ball? Yeah. How do you know?

I've thrown up in that parking lot a time or two. Everyone, what is their slogan? Like, it's about growing up or something? Like, it's part of growing up? Dirt bags. You say anyone from Tucson who's been to Tucson, the first thing they say to me is dirt bags. Yeah, I've found through the year.

I cover college basketball for, that's like my number one thing. And I've found through the years, when talking to Arizona people, if you just mention dirt bags, that's like the immediate. Yeah, you're the immediate connection. Just mention dirt bags. That's it. those are the best college bars where it's just like a inch of water at all times how the hell is this like it just opened

how's there a fucking 20 minutes of water oh that's a great logo are you want to spin the wheel TJ so we have no. Yeah, I don't want to have to explain to you What the wheel is Nick? So we're just gonna hope that we don't have to explain to you what the wheel is Although clean-shaven would be All good Okay, all right, all right, we're gonna spin again. Nick Foles has dinner with White Sox Dave. Oh, no, not Talwip.

Talwip. What about White Sox Dave dinner, too? That doesn't go back on, right? It does. Oh, it's back on. It does. Connor, I bet you'd want to go to that one, wouldn't you? With Nick Foles, yeah.

Yeah, suddenly. Yes. Suddenly it's not so bad, is it, now one wouldn't you with Nick Foles? Yeah, yeah suddenly yes It's not so bad is it now? It was never bad to begin with I love going to dinner with white talks Dave, but She said it was a good 9-eleven oh no oh no oh no oh we're in it Wow So is it the the name picks, or is it elimination? We've never been here. We've never been here.

We've never been here. Is it all of us, or one person? I think it's one person that has to go clean-shaven. Yeah. All right. Bald. Naked. To the skin.

Yeah, I'm good with that. OK. Oh, boy. You don't have to put Nick Foles on this. Why not? I mean, yeah. What are we talking about right now? Okay, oh boy, you don't have to put Nick Foles on this Man I finally just grew this thing. I feel like you have to include me So everyone's on it Danny and Nick Nick has Nick Terreni has to be on the two Connor do I have to be Connor?

Of course, Connor. OK. Opposite. I'll grow out my pit hair for him. Oh, no. Take it off. Take it off. Yup, it's off.

Wait, does Shay even have facial hair? I mean, he's. No, he's take TJ and Shay off. Take TJ and Shay off. It TJ and Shay off. It's... Wait, they just get... Yeah, I know. It's elimination though. It's all the way to the end.

So if you get chosen, you're off. You're off, yeah. So it's like roulette. Little shaving roulette. I do not want to shave. Guys, this is is bad really bad. You've done it before I think I'm a liar for me I think whoever it is has to do it on starting Monday morning. Give me a bad ear Hey on that will

starting Show up Monday morning show up Monday morning clean shaver Honor you have a good beard going to know this is the worst nightmare getting it shaved getting a shave would would suck because you've been grooming that thing nicely I I have I grew this three years ago and I have not gone back oh stop it would be awful if I went back to my guys's I might quit the show I Was there we go Brandon What we do if it's Nicole you should have to shave on Monday and send us a

Yeah, oh It's gonna be good. Damn it. I feel like it's gonna be good. Yeah, I feel like it's gonna be will Thank goodness the fuck it. I don't care Nick would be yes So hey So it lands on my name. Do I have to shave, or am I eliminated? Best of seven now.

No, it's best of seven. And you won't get your name four times. Four times, and you're good. You want to FaceTime Nick? Oh, yeah. If he's around? Oh. Oh, this is dreadful.

He's going to be so upset. I don't think I've ever seen him without. He also announced the other day he's growing it out. Oh, that's right. He did. That's right. Oh, the wheel nose. He's done chin strap before, which is essentially

like all that's going on except for this thing. Yes, yes. Is he on his flight? He might be. All right, well, we'll see. Not picking up. Will, how long have you rocked a beard? Not long.

It is nice once you get it past the awkward stage and you sort of have it. Mine is always awkward, but I just like it. I think you're right, I think he's on a flight. All right. Just tweet it out. On the plane, do I need to get wet? Way worse. Way worse. So what happens if you get wet I

There's a shower. Just go get wet and all your clothes. Oh and your clothes Yeah, you have to take a picture of you doing it. Oh, yeah, go get wet and come back down here Oh, so you do right now. I feel like if we're doing the shave like you gotta do it right here Well, he's not here though. Oh, like will's here. Oh, yeah I'm just trying to I mean we're doing the tunnel now y'all gotta yeah let's just put a bar stool on the bar stool I'll be easy there's a tunnel right there looks good I don't know if we have the equipment all right let's just hope I find it let's hope it's not hope it's Nick cuz I'll take our guy Nick who he has a very good beard

And I don't think you have a picture of him. Yeah pull picture. I've never seen a picture I've never seen that one in the blue shirt. Yeah, okay That's as short as it's ever been in the logo. I've never stumbled. Okay. Yeah, there it is. That's his beard He's gonna look young without a beard never isn't like really young. Yeah Yes Spin the wheel spin the wheel in the wheel Poor Nick I can feel it. Oh, no, I think it's will One nothing will I don't like that start and a a sweep of course would be a Hitler mustache right?

Yeah. A sweep of a Hitler mustache. So it's best to seven? Yeah best to seven. Yeah so usually if you get wet it sucks. Oh two nothing will. Oh no no no. We have a shower upstairs you just have to.

You feel it for your boy. You feel it for your boy. Really bad. Two nothing. He might not come back. Oh no. Oh no. He might not come back. Oh no. Oh no. He might not come back.

Oh no. We might not see Nick. Hold on, I'm texting him. Does he know it's shaving? He knows it's on the wheel. He knows. I think Big Cat just said it's way worse. I might not know yet.

These are our texts. I just said, he said, on the plane, do I need to get wet? I said, no, worse, way, way worse. He said, clean shaving. He said clean shaven He said it and Then I said, oh no, it's three nothing and 4o is a Hitler mustache. He said fair is fair All right, let's hope that he can get one here All right, okay, he's got one okay, no hitler mustache make a comeback here

No, it's over I'm excited for Monday to be awesome. Yeah, you got a whole week Yeah, well done. Congratulations. Yes. Good job. Will way to go Nick Foles, thank you so much, man. It's been an awesome day. No, thank you all. Thanks, everyone. Please subscribe.

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