The Yak - Nick Is Terrified to Fly to Alaska | The Yak 8-19-22

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome to the Yak. It's a rough and rowdy day. Everybody be sure to get that. BuyR&R.com. Alex and Doug's WeFighting. Who knows if they'll win.

Interesting card. I think there's a cis man fighting a trans woman. I've seen that from the promos. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's a progressive fight. Today is a special episode of the Yak, though, because while the big cats are away,

the boys will play. Lions will roar. We have a hot boy edition of the Yak today, because I only invited the hottest guys in the office. My left is the Wanton Don. TJ, do we have a royalty-free

pony by Genuine? Thank you, TJ. You were that on lock. You happen to have that. To my left, I have the Wanton Don straight out of the Tuscan Sun.

Now he lives in New York. He's back. Log is right. I have Connor. Connor Knapp. But I'm telling you, if you're in a bed with him, you won't be napping. Isn't that right? Your last name should be Thrust.

Connor Thrust. This is so funny. Of course, I have the baby boy, yeah. Honor thrust. This is so funny. Of course, I have the baby boy, Owen. Are you rocking an Arizona flag hoodie? Rocking the Arizona flag hoodie. Chef Donnie asked if we could go blacked out for Cupcake's funeral. Oh, shit. To his left, Chef Donnie.

Skydiver Building climber Life thrower Life yes Yeah yeah He is just Every video he puts out is an actual cry for help Yeah You're like partying with your friends

And you're like it's not a real party Until you start tossing knives It's like yeah yeah it is It still is It is It's a different phase Let's not forget Let's not forget the boys in the booth. We got Zah.

Oh, my God. Look at this. Show the shorts. Elegant. Is that Stanko? Oh, we're getting there. Oh! I want it.

I want it. TJ,ard slide in I mean Collinsworth Look at him go Is that a fresh fade? I was going to have Malasek in here But he pissed me off on the walk in What did he do?

Late addition Oh wow What did Malasek do? We have our. Late edition. Oh, wow. Catwalk. What did Malisak do? We have our newest hot boy. Oh, he pissed me off. Yeah, what did he do?

I walked in. I was like, Malis, Vibs, here. Sneaky leg, thigh, patchwork sleeve. Wait, what? He had a Malisak? Uh-huh. My sins. I don't know if my mind's done. He's full of surprises.

He's like the guy from Memento. Guy Pierce. Great movie. I had a tuna sandwich, so I'm putting a mint in. It's probably bad to do on radio, but I'm just letting the room know. Breath should be able to convey through radio. That's where technology is headed. No, I walked past Malice.

I was like, hey, we're doing hot guy version of the yak. Do you want to hop on? And he was like, yeahice. I was like, hey, we're doing hot guy version of the yak. Do you want to hop on? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, oh, nice haircut. And he was like, I got it yesterday. Fuck you, dude. I said no. Haircut applies for like two weeks.

Nice haircut is at least two weeks. So happy belated haircut, I guess, Jake? No. Fuck him. Dickhead. What a douchebag. If you got him the day off, he would have said, oh, he got more than one cut, actually.

Yeah, and he had some shit to say to us. He needs to shut the fuck up about UVA. No one cares. Nobody gives a fuck about UVA. I didn't give a fuck about UVA until I met Jake. Now I hate them. Do you know, Jake? What an inconsequential program. Jake runs some sports books,

like some graphics. He always shoehorns in Virginia players. So next time you guys see that post on social, call it out, and let's make sure he stops doing that. When the best March Madness moment's number one is Kyle Guy, you know why. You know why.

Indiana kid, great guy. You guys, yeah? I support that one. Indiana has a sneaky roster of celebrities. Letterman, right? Letterman went to Ball State. A ton of good musicians, too. Did Nate Davis go to Ball State?

Nate Davis went to Ball State. That's the only celeb I know. Who's Nate Davis? He was a Bel Air legend. Bel Air High School is this very small town, probably about 1,000 people across the river from us, and they produced him, Joey Galloway, and Ben Taylor. Yeah.

Wow. You know a dude who went to Ball State who got arrested in China because he got jumped and had to fight back in self-defense and broke some Chinese dude's eye, and then they locked him up for years his eye split it right down the middle right down the middle I think I raised like five hundred dollars to like I saw a TikTok break them free about a kid who lost his eyes and he was like being blind isn't seeing like black like when you close your eyes you're seeing nothing yeah what I can't comprehend it's not that I thought for some people it is maybe people that might still have their eyeballs but they don't work what so you're seeing nothing. I can't comprehend that. It's not that. I thought for some people it is. Maybe people that still have their eyeballs,

but they don't work. I know a lot of people. He said you just see nothing. Not black, you see nothing. What does that mean? Black is nothing to me. He compared it to try to comprehend staring out of your elbow.

And that's what he sees. I cannot conceptualize that at all. How is he comparing it to anything, though? I think he saw at first. I don't know. But I'm not going to be like, no, you're lying. I think if you lose one eye,

it's like, yeah, you can't really tell. You just only have half your vision, so you don't even notice. It's not like half your vision is black. It's just... I think if you lose one eye, you adapt pretty quickly, right? Yeah.

If you close an eye, you could see pretty well. There is like that scientific... Peripheral. Is it a theory or something? Or is it proven that if after tragedy happens, like you find your baseline pretty quickly? Like humans are pretty good at getting back to like... Yeah, I think we'll bring this up a lot.

Yeah, because you have experienced tragedy? No, which is a shame because I feel like I did. You act like you have. I know. Nothing even remotely close to a tragedy. You have had a silver spoon your entire life. Nothing. Yeah, that is true.

Speaking of tragedy, you guys, I always get made fun of for my fear of flying. This is unreal. This is almost as cool as me manifesting Oj mayo it's cooler well no it's not cooler uh on thursday's anus i brought up that my biggest fear about flying every time i like close my eyes on a plane i picture a mid-air collision and i really that's the most irrational thing in the world um we fly to alaska tomorrow yeah and so i've been panicked i've not been sleeping i've been just picturing that over and over. Everybody's telling me it's irrational. Everybody's calling me a pussy.

Happened Friday. It happened yesterday, Thursday, the day our pod came out. A head-on airplane collision. In which country? In this country. What? What kind of plane? Yeah, thanks, Kyle.

Oh, yeah. I didn't even read the article. What was the deal here? There were smaller planes. Okay. But, you know, it's still, it's unbelievable. How many flights have you been on your entire life? A lot.

But from, like, doing rediscovering, like, we probably do what? Two every other month? This will be, hands down, the longest. Yeah. Do you do anything to, like, prep yourself for the flight? I used to. I was prescribed Xanax.

Did not get that refilled. So I do two Advil PMs and five shots of JMO. That will do it. If you wanted Adderall. Somebody in the office offered me Adderall for the plane. That would be the worst. So I'm just focused on every sound. That would be kind of fire, I think. Dude, I think if I took Adderall, if tragedy struck, I could probably land the worst. So I'm just focused on every sound. That'd be kind of fire, I think.

Dude, I think if I took Adderall, if tragedy struck, I could probably land the plane. That would be awesome. I pulled like 40 mile an hour crosswinds. A couple termy rails. Zod, do you feel like you could land a plane? Absolutely, 10,000%. Really? 10,000%. But like you're, I've seen you kind of get afraid on flights like in live tweet.

Helicopters. I went on a helicopter with them. My issue. That's my problem. Helicopters I will never step foot on or PJs. So if Dave invites me, no Dave. My problem is I hate the feeling of flying. So that's my only – if I could eliminate that, I could fly a plane.

Not natural. Yeah. I mean as long as the plane doesn't crash in the first 10 to 15 minutes, you're good. Three minutes are the most dangerous. You've got to think of birds. Every plane, I start my stopwatch, and I listen to, every takeoff, I listen to James Taylor. Fire and Rain? No, no, no.

Gone to Carolina. Carolina in my mind. Yeah, Carolina. Gone to Carolina in my mind. Yeah, but the song, I'm listening to it. I've listened to it enough now. It's a very gay song. Yeah.

Looking for a best friend that hit it from behind or something. Didn't Seth send you a Reddit post from the Aviation Boys that was just a massively destroyed plane and it just said seagull? Yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, you got to worry about birds. And I was like, birds? And he sent me just a Reddit link that said seagull. And it was just the front of a billion dollar plane just completely crashed in.

There's a version of that James Taylor song live where he's like introing it. And he's like, I missed my home. I missed my home in Carolina. My pumpkin collection. He hasn't missed it at all. Yeah. James, that's a garden. Yeah.

Nice pumpkin collection. Are you guys going to fly any bush planes in Alaska? No, Donnie. Fuck you. That's why you're not coming on these trips. What do you mean a bush plane? Those are the planes that everyone flies in like puddle jumpers. The puddle jumpers.

Oh, yeah. Prop planes. That's how you get around up there. No. We're going to be renting segways. That's pretty extreme. Pretty extreme. Yeah.

No, it's going to be all right. It's going to be okay. What's the smallest plane you've ever flown in? Honestly, probably just like the two-by-two seats. Like the jet, still a jet. Yeah, yeah. But I don't like it. I don't like that at all.

I'd prefer a giant plane. Yeah, but I think those are fine. It's like the Cessnas that always crash. Those crash all the time. Privates? Not smaller than that. Just single engine, like a personal plane. Harrison Ford crashed his plane.

A lot. He's done it more than once. Ever fly Air Emirates? No. Those huge double deckers. Those are great. Have you guys ever? Have you flown Air Emirates, Owen?

I've been on a double decker. Yeah, you like forget you're on a plane. It's so still. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, those are cool. I snuck in before I worked for Donnie when I was still traveling around. I was on one of those double-decker planes, and the whole top was a bar, and I was able just to go up.

There's empty seats. I just sat down, and it's the best flying experience ever. That does sound awesome. I've been watching YouTube videos of teenagers who go. Not me. They build prop planes and then they just fly them across the country. And it's insane. The turbulence they hit. 3D printing or something?

Yeah, 3D printing a plane. Wow. It's just not for me. It could be done. The flight is at 3.30 tomorrow, so I'm going to leave here and go to the airport after the act. I'll show up early. I'll rip some leave here and go to the airport after the app. I'll show up early. I'll rip some nips with you.

It saved us last time showing up early because our flight got canceled when we got on an early one. That's flawed logic. Whatever, dude. There's something... Oh, we have to do a What's Not app.

What's Not auction today for Rough and Rowdy Day. Oh, we do. What is this? These are one-of-one barstool rough and rowdy boxing gloves that we will be putting up on what's...

Whatnot.com. I'm also sweetening... I think they'd rather just have my cardboard cut out. I'm also sweetening the pot, though. That thing scares the shit out of me every time I come back. Everyone tells me that's the worst. I'm including a Moresh sticker in this purchase. Oh, no.

You get both gloves? You can buy these on Etsy. I'm including a Maresh sticker in this purchase. Oh, no. So you get both gloves? You can buy these on Etsy. It's hand bends with a Z art, but you won't have to if you get it with these boxing gloves. You can put this sticker on your punching bag and let out some aggression. So we'll be doing that. Actually, Big T, can you go auctioneer mode for us?

Yeah, maybe. All right. Let's do it now. Let's do it now. But we don't have people bidding. We will. Oh, we will. Yeah.

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Do you still have that mint? I'm a chomp, man. I just broke it. Just sucked on it. Chomp, man. Also, if you have no eyes. What not, what not. Down on it immediately.

It was gone in five seconds. If you have no eyes, Shady Ray's cover those empty sockets right up. I am curious about. I wish that. I don't know. A lot of people I meet actually first think i'm blind yeah yeah that's because of your clothing choices you do dress like a blind guy i haven't don't have a lot of clothes right now yeah that was the moving process from country to

country that has to suck yeah that's why i just don't own a lot of things yeah i was gonna say do you just like start over for the most part other than a base essential bag? Yeah. My last two apartments have been furnished, so I haven't like had a lot of things. But this apartment is non-furnished, so got to source some things. I'm actually grabbing one of the mattresses used in Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show. Oh, yeah. A mattress for a mattress.

There you go. I heard about those. It's probably the mattress little sass like slept on your sleep is about to be so unjunked nice yeah a little sass piss couldn't hurt no and little sass like it's got to be sex juices that could hurt he every time he sleeps he ends he ends up fucking everywhere he goes did you get pussy in iraq no i'm on he's engaged now. Congrats to Donnie. Yes.

Answer the question. A week before I got engaged, you guys forced me into hosting a wet t-shirt ass-shaking contest in Put-in-Bay. Wet t-shirt I didn't know about. The twerking. KB was the fat-ass guy. Yeah, but the thing is we planned it all

around KB hosting the ass-shaking contest. We're like, it's going to be hilarious. KB's going to host. KB's like the fat ass guy. Yeah, but the thing is we planned it all around KB hosting the ass shaking contest. We're like, it's going to be hilarious. KB's going to host. And KB's like, yeah, I'm down, I'm down. I knew from the beginning I wouldn't do it. I'm still reliving the trauma of my first ass shaking judge. You were out at the pool before we were filming. And I was like, what?

KB has an inner tube. And I looked again. And it was just an Ohio State O, but it was a drink. It was a margarita that was like theB has an inner tube and I looked again and it was just an Ohio State oh but it was a drink it was a margarita that was like dude yeah size of an inner tube those don't do the trick I was trying to hair of the dog and yeah yeah so I think while a bunch of girls were twerking on me you were puking in the bathroom yeah I was yeah yeah you went long bar yeah yeah um so yeah my fiance was that was that a weird conversation? No, it was fine. But I remember I was hammered at that point.

Afterwards, I was like, I'm the only one here of a girlfriend. And I'm the one who has to host the fucking ass-shaking contest. I was up in the DJ booth playing Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah. No, it was nice. I can judge a better ass from afar than I can close. Girls were twerking on me. I wasn't twerking on girls.

You weren't twerking on girls. I think it's okay. That's how it works. That would be weird. One of my homies used to do that at the club. Work on girls. He would be the one that would grind on them. That's weird. Does he have a fat ass? He has the fattest ass. He's a wrestler.

5'5", jacked, fat ass. All wrestlers have pretty fat asses. Your ass is so fat you're wearing shorts and the shirt is just levitating behind you. Actually, we're going to have the fattest ass in Barstool come in here, Corey Rutledge. Because he released his maddening today. Oh, yeah. And so we're going to talk to him about that.

But he has the juiciest ass. I'd like to have a conversation with him. Yeah, what the fuck is that? I was right there. Azar, I love you to death. It's the fatt as ass. I'd like to have a conversation with him. What the fuck is that? I was right there. Azar, I love you to death. It's the fattest ass. I snagged a picture of it. I mean, do you have a tape measure?

Pound for pound. Because pound for pound, no one touches me. The way to measure is water displacement theory. Yeah? You can't use a tape measure. You got to like submerge it into water. It's a density. Because a lot of fat asses aren't dense.

That's true. I hate a non-dense ass. Do you? Yeah. Every once in a while it's funny to get a shockingly light fat ass. You touch it, it's just flom. Yeah, you touch it and your hand can just go in. I don't know.

Not for me. No? No. Big T, why don't you sell off these gloves for us? Okay, explain how this works. You're going to look into that camera, and it's a ring light, so your eyes are going to be fucking piercing. Hello?

Like a Claire's. And you're going to be selling these gloves and stickers. Piercing like a Claire's. Okay, I've got it on my phone, too. I did. Oh, man. Notice the weight of this. There's some dense gloves.

See? What did they used to do? They used to inject. Everybody notice that Big T put it on the wrong hand. I was looking at the outside. I was looking. Whoever buys it, if you want us to write an L and an R on it.

I was looking at the outside. Big T literally took an L and tried to put it on his R. Bitch. Then don't forget, I can't reach you, you're also getting a Maresh sticker as well. Maresh.

I've heard a nasty rumor about KB from Maresh, actually. He put you on to just Fred Boiler Room set? Or Fred Again Boiler Room set? I don't know. I have the text screenshot that he recommended. That didn't happen.

It just didn't happen? It didn't happen. Even if it did, I can't stress enough that a put-on doesn't... It's not the original put-on. It's how influential you are. So if Moresh wanted to tell thousands of people and put them onto it, he could have. Do you have an army of... But I did that.

Do you have an army of boys telling you, like, this is niche things that you're passing on? What? Do you think they like that? Do you... It's just, yeah, it is niche things that you're passing on? What? Do you think they like that? Do you? It's just, yeah, it's a cyclical thing. I put you on the pork belly. Oh, yeah, your favorite food is pork belly. Yeah, and that was me.

Yeah. But I had heard of it. It was in my memory bank before. Auctions up. Auctions up. Big T. $74. $84.

$84. $84. Do I hear $100? $100. $114. Do I hear $150? Do I hear $150? I say $174. $ $84. Do I hear $100? $100. $114. Do I hear $150? Do I hear $150? I say $174.

$194. Do I hear $250? Do I hear $250? Do I hear $250? $254. Do I hear $300? Big T have a list of numbers on his phone. $300.

$300. Let's get it. We're at $294. Time's running out. We're at $304. Do I hear $310? $310. $315.

Please don't forget you get the Maresh sticker. $324. $344. $344. He's good. Final bids. Final get the Moresh sticker. 324, 344. He's good. Final bids, final bids. 344. Do I hear 375?

$375. Yeah. 364, 364. Do I hear 375? 375, 364, 364. Going and sold for $364 to ESN Hype. All right. Get these barstool boxing gloves

and a Moresh sticker. There you go. Look at that. That's a lost art, auctioneering. Yeah, it really is. So what is this app? Could I make a personal one and just do it for my shit?

Yeah. Oh, wow. I already kind of did and I could have made $800. Yeah. But that's $364. Don't auctioneers make like a shit ton of money do they is that a healthy lot i think i think so it comes with it comes with the life you have to go to school

i think there's like a training program yeah you did crush it thank you that's actually kind of fun there's a whole song about actually it's really fun it's a whole song about what the auctioneer that's just all rap no it's an old-time whole song about what? The auctioneer. That's just all rap. No, it's an old-timey song. Kids used to grow up, they wanted to be an auctioneer. Their dad would send them to auction school. What? It's a real thing.

Back in the 20s and before, you dreamed to be the best auctioneer in your town. That's how it should be. Auctioneering should be up there with dream jobs. Lawyer, doctor. Now kids. Has Banker fallen out of the big three? Yeah, now it's.

Podcaster probably. Engineer. Lawyer, doctor, engineer. Software coder. Yeah, programmer. Programmer. YouTuber. Is this the type of shit you listen to, Donnie?

Yeah, I have a whole war tunes playlist. Do you actually? Pretty soon you'd find him at the local auction bar. He'd stand there to listen carefully. Yeah, I have a whole War Toons playlist. Do you actually? What's up with his... His top half of his face doesn't move. He goes in here. Yeah, it does go. He's a hot guy. I'm so, like, floored by these old movies,

because, like, old shows, because he's probably 19 years old. You cannot detect age back then. There's an accordion in the background, but I don't hear it at all. A squeeze box. Squeeze box. So, Don, you have a war tune? Yeah, it's called War Tunes.

It's a full playlist. It's songs all like this that kind of tell a story. A lot of songs about Civil War. I have Civil War era, World War I, World War II, and then I have shipwreck songs. Like gunslinging ballads, like fighting, like Old West tunes, cowboy music. So, like, what do you do when you listen to this? Kind of stomp your feet, walk around.

Yeah, yeah, I get you. Send me that link. I'd love to spin a gun to it. It's really good. Some of them are slightly, I guess you could say they're racist now, but back in the day, you have to just appreciate what they're written for. Or songs of their time. Yes, they're songs of their time.

It's like looking into a time capsule. I'd imagine a lot of them are. Well, it's weird when the guy might start auctioning off a man. Oh, my God. Yeah, their songs of their time. It's like looking into a time capsule. I'd imagine a lot of them are. Well, it's weird when the guy might start auctioning off a man. Some people remake them now.

They'll cover them in modern day and it's like, I don't know if you can get away with singing about what they were in 1856.

I don't know if you can still sing it today, but they're good. They're good songs. Bathroom's over there. Yeah, I think they is. I'm surprised

you're not into this, too. I think that fraternity SAE has a nice chant. What is theirs? Are ships still wrecking? Yeah. You were saying they should more. Well, way more. Yeah.

Ships. I mean, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the classic song about the shipwreck. That's a good song, yeah. That's a good one, but that's a war tune in my head. They have like a tradition when it does wreck, they have to like play a song while they die. I heard that. The captain has to go down with the...

The captain goes down, but I'm not very well aware. Is that a real... The captain has to what? Jump the ship. That's an ass rule. That's so stupid. You're losing like your most qualified person. Then you have to drown to death?

Wait, is that what that means? No, I don't think you have to i mean i've seen i've watched you have to go all the way he just has to be the last one off right you can't yeah you ride it down until you're in it's fully submerged and then you can swim out but you have to be the last person on the boat recently a this is maybe five years ago a ferry capsized and like half the people died but the captain survived and everyone was furious it's a wild pride oh where was that and so i think the captain's remember that jail now i think it may have been in europe was he drunk um he's drunk uh well yeah that's even worse but it was definitely it was all blamed on the captain and he escaped uh and is now in jail though at least pj so you can find a song called union dixie this is a good example the original song is dixie it was the confederate national anthem but abraham lincoln

liked the song so much he stole it from them changed a few words and made it a made it a union song a good war march and battle song cool damn everything ties back to war like songs probably exist because of war same with sports yeah i, there used to be a war band. That was the coolest part about the band. Oh, dude. Being drafted and finding out you're the drummer boy would suck. I think it's the young kids that can't fight yet. They just put them on the drums.

That sucks even worse. Yeah, here we go. So you just listen to this walking around the city? A lot, yeah. You're a weird dude. Fuck, dude. Yeah, this is weird. You know there's someone that would choke to the fight? I just, yeah. You're a weird dude. Fuck, dude. Yeah, this is weird. You know there's someone

that would show up to the fight for you? Yeah, I just shoot the drummer every time. Eight confirmed kills, seven are a drummer. So you have headphones and listen to this

looking at 21st century humans? Yeah, no, we play this on our speakers outside a lot and my neighbors are probably very confused. Yeah. Right away. Abe Lincoln liked this?

He liked the original that was called Just Dixie, and then he switched it to this. This right here. Mike right there, standing Mike. This is the biggest ass in the office. Oh, yeah. First, show off the ass. Corey biggest ass in the office. Oh yeah, first show off the ass.

Lift up the shirt. Good Christ. Oh God. Dude, you just twerked to a racist war marching song. It might be the first. This is un-racist. It has the word Dixie in it though.

Is that? I think you can use that word to refer to has the word Dixie in it, though. Is that? I think you can use that word to refer to the South. Right, but Dixie Chicks are the chicks. Cups are just cups now. Isn't there a Dixie University that's way up north? Dixie State. I didn't know. Apparently.

Utah. Yeah, that's weird. She's just a millio now. Apparently, you can get canceled for using the word spaz. Yeah. They try to cancel Lizzo for that. Yes. Beyonce. In the UK. Definitely used spaz. Yeah, they tried to cancel Lizzo for that. Yes. Beyonce, I thought.

In the UK. Definitely used spaz in multiple vids. I honestly had no idea. It's a slur in England, apparently. For people with, what was it? Called like spastic? Cerebral palsy, yeah. Short for spas.

Yeah. Yeah. So, the more you know, we're going to try to refrain from using the word spaz on the show from now on spaz yeah they try to get obese out of here too they really yeah what else what else savage yeah uh yeah um so cory working in palsy right on time it's cory rutledge he directs all of our rediscovering americas He does a lot of the branded stuff as well. Check my bulbs.

Traveling with him is insane because he always finds an Eastern European bartender and they fall in love with him. I think they're finding me at this point. I don't know if you're like they think they can marry you. You're preying on them. You're preying on these Eastern European bartenders. There's themes and patterns. Everywhere we go. I've been observing you.

Seasonal workers. You show up and play some pool, and then the Eastern Europeans are just so attracted to your pool shots. It's gotten so repetitive that I have to agree with you at this point. It makes me sick. You're the only person with any success on these trips. Okay. Let's not get too far into these stories. The only person to ever get his penis wet.

I'd like to make an announcement. I'd like to make an announcement. There's been a lot of talk about when or where or how I'm getting to Ruff and Rowdy. I'm ready to leave now. Okay. I'm leaving. You're leaving now? Let everyone know.

You're going to go into West Virginia. On time. On time right now. Tell Sass. On time. Tell Sass. Sass doesn't even know you're coming. Oh, yeah. That's true. I to West Virginia. On time. On time right now. Tell Sass. Tell Sass. Sass doesn't even know you're coming. Oh, yeah, that's true.

I should text him. All right. Yeah. Everyone, buy R&R.com. Buy R&R.com. You're giving away Madden codes tonight. 20 Madden codes to Pete, and I told him, put it on the lower bar of the fight tonight. Random time.

Oh, no. you're watching. How much is Ruff and Rowdy? $20. And how much is Madden? $60? I think it's $300. $300? Think of that money you're making.

It's a bad day to be a Madden code. I got to admit, I don't want to have my geek flag fly, but I got a Madden code from him today. Got it downloaded. It's the full game. The full edition. Got it all. I can't believe game. The full edition. Got it all. Can't believe you're saying that in front of Corey, who clearly

has both the pickpockets. Corey just released you directed and wrote had us do the Maddening, which we filmed two years ago. I was fresh-faced at Barstool Sports. I was preying on you, just like an Eastern European. Yeah, you must have thought I was.

You found out I had Albanian blood and had to sink your teeth. Yeah, those rickets really got me. Yeah, was Madden... EA Sports was doing stuff with chiclets, right? Yeah, I remember after we filmed it, I was like, so just, you've made sure we don't have a partnership with EA, right?

And you were like, oh, yeah. The coincidence of timing couldn't have been partnership with EA well you're like the coincidence of timing couldn't have been worse yeah so uh for anyone who needs to hear about my plane collision that I brought up dude OJ Mayo uh just a preface the maddening was very proud of that no one's talking about it either I read it um you read it uh who did the joke about Alex Bennett was on a plane? Was that you? No, no, no. Oh, no. Kyle manifested O.J. Mayo. How did you do it? I guess he lives in Cincinnati, so it's not as coincidental, but yeah, it is. Kyle said Alex Bennett was bringing O.J. Mayo to Rough and Rowdy,

and then Alex Bennett just happened to be sitting on the plane next to O.J. Mayo. Yeah, it's incredible, but O.J. Mayo happens more often than plane collisions he happens every day yeah that's true oh fuck yeah yeah oj mayo happens every day anyways yeah so fast forward then yeah you you guys are you guys are partnered with or we are hold on backtrack so if anyone if you're not aware of what's been going on the last 17 years madden in the nfl they're in cahoots they have a licensing deal a lot of people didn't know about that so if you are a Madden fan whatever you're not gonna like anything I have to say but if you played 2k5 football some of you big thing in my friend group it's like it was a big deal when it came out that next year because 2k sold for 20 bucks

Madden followed suit they sold for 30 NFL was losing money they made a deal now there's no more competition right 17 years later that's just been haunting me and I know that seems kind of silly to say but it's like I loved playing you know those games growing up so I had this idea for a while I did a sketch show on the side before I moved or before I got here and I was like you know this would be such a funny way to kind of get my foot in the door doing sketch comedy with you guys so i had this wacky idea roan jumped in uh got all you guys in it and was incredible in that yeah and that's another thing the eyebrows was a callback to the sketch show that i did yeah the short show so um he fell in like everybody

jumped in everybody bought into the idea and i realized at the time i was like please just fucking buy into this guy's like it's a blood orgy like it'll make sense just trust me so we were all riding high when we got the edit done like michelangelo and i at the time we lived next door to each other and we rode back like we're finally fucking doing it man we're making a sketch show here and we did the edit and everybody who saw it behind the scenes like this is fucking awesome like this is what we should be doing and then coincidentally we find out like ea was doing a deal with spitting chiclets so the timing couldn't have been worse and it was one of those i'm not trying to shit on ea specifically but it's like the cherry on top is saying ea sucks because

i mean if you do know about the game like madden does suck it just objectively is not a good game anymore my favorite football game was the espn one where like uh i think it was it was a david arquette that could like call and challenge you to like that was 2k5 that to on it yeah yeah had better physics than madden has now exactly that game was awesome yes did it have a first person mode as well yeah yep you were like in the helmet video sports video games have gone like the graphics are better and you can update rosters to the minute right but like the features in them have gone way backwards in the last 10 years hyperrealism is cringe hyperrealism is cringe that's what people are saying or is that just your opinion i'd rather play the sports games where you can like do steroids or

do five backflips on a skateboard or... Yeah. I just realized that was tricky. Oh, like the moves you can do now are also hyper-realistic? You can only limit it to the humans? Even the new Tony Hawk games. Oh, fuck that, yeah. I want to McTwist over a helicopter. The Hawaii level, Tony Hawk Underground 1.

Jesus, what a game. Yeah, David, I could call you up. Where I was going with this. so a lot of people were like why did why has this been hyped up over the last two years i'm like if you knew all the conversations that we've been having behind closed doors and like everything we've been worried about and like we don't want to offend this group because potentially that could be a deal it's like at the same time like this is a comedy company and like pushing boundaries you know i think there was a you know i want to be on the same time, this is a comedy company, and pushing boundaries, I think there was a, I want to be on the right side of this conversation,

and I hope people who watch it realize, we obviously pushed the envelope really fucking far with the blood orgy, but it's like hammering home, like, Madden, make a fucking better game. What are we talking about here? So you guys released that, and I saw Madden just, the Madden account tweeted a big cat today. Oh, yeah. Or Dave, yeahden account tweeted a big cat today.

Oh, yeah. Or Dave, yeah. There's a civil war coming. Well, today is Madden release day as well. Oh, it is. I cannot wait to get home. I mean, I'm going to buy it. There's nothing else I can do. I don't know.

So what's the difference between playing the new one and then just playing the last year's? Nothing. I honestly just do it because I just want to see new alliances. Do you play Big T? I don't play Madden anymore i i haven't bought it in four or five years probably now when ncaa comes out next year you could same game five hundred dollars and i'll buy it and i know it's gonna not be what i expect i'm still i i have no choice though ncaa 14 that they made so it came out in 13 so nine years ago is a infinitely better game than madden is now i remember it was the basketball one blake griffin was that the last

uh uh college and i think yeah you could like edit your dorm room and shit it was awesome you could like do interviews and stuff it was awesome in the old ncaa games on your your road to glory like the career mode there was a picture of your girlfriend on the dorm room wall and as you played better your girlfriend hotter no way can you pull that up i want to see the progression gee i wrote a blog about it one time which game was this ncaa like 06 or 07 girlfriend got hotter started out as so awesome not a very attractive girl it depend on the position? I don't know. But as you progressed and played better, your girlfriend got hotter. That's what I'm saying.

Like shit like that in the games that made it fun. Would it just be like... Oh, yeah. Get rid of that fucking pop-up, TJ. I think there's a YouTube video in there. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's not right I'm sure she has a great personality

I hope so Personality gets worse So potentially he dumps her is what we're saying They break up Oh hell yeah The more successful he dumps her Okay yeah you got a new girlfriend Those games rocked

If it was more of a dating sim Than a football game, and football was 2% of it, I would lie. I could go to glow parties and cheat on my girl. Hell yeah, dude. I'd be about that. Well, yeah, check out The Maddening. It's a Corey Rutledge joint, and Corey's joining us.

What do you got next? He's coming with us. I'm going with you guys tomorrow to Alaska. I literally am going to be with you all day. I'll do it with you. All week. All three of you. So what's next on the table for you guys?

Watching Nick have a panic attack a mile up in the air. Yeah, you're one of the few that I've seen. Oh, man. How long is that flight? Eight and a half, I think. What's the longest you've ever done? LA. So six.

Now, are there any cultural differences comparable to going to a different country or are they pretty much American? Are you asking me? I don't know anyone. Ask Don. Yeah.

I mean, I've never been to Alaska, but... It's like a lot of... I was just there this winter. It's like blue collar, just a lot of hard work. Yeah, just equivalent to like North Dakota.

Yeah, similar. It's picturesque, though. Beautiful, yeah. I was there in the dead of winter and it was still amazing. So, you guys It's picturesque, though. Beautiful, yeah. I was there in the dead of winter, and it was still amazing. So you guys are in for the best part. Oh, yeah. Sarah Palin's still up there? Palin?

I believe so, yeah. Yeah, but was she based in Anchorage? I don't know. She's based like someplace where she was like, I can see Russia in my backyard. I don't think there's any settlement. Yeah, it wasn't. I think there's any settlement. Yeah, there was. I think there are a couple of places in Alaska that you can see Russia clearly.

Yeah, probably the furthest. Are those the Falkland Islands? Aleutian Islands. Aleutian Islands. Aleutian Islands, yeah. Falkland's Argentina or something. Oops-a-daisy. You've got to get down there. Patagonia.

I do. I do need to. I want to get down there. Patagonia. I do. I want to go to Peru. I was telling you guys, Duggs reached out to me and he was like, do you want to do ayahuasca in Peru? Duggs? I got like a DM

completely out of the blue. I was like, yeah. He skipped like 20 steps to go to the... You're probably the most exotic thing in the world. Oh, yeah. You skipped like 20 steps. You didn't even have your phone number to text. Oh, shit. Xbox Madden code.

Corey. Hold on, let me get that. Let me take a photo of that one. Get that one. Yeah, it's too late. That's gone. But yeah, I think there is like a weight limit if you want to take ayahuasca and you have to go on like a strict two week diet before and like a month diet afterwards. Arian was talking about it recently.

He said you have to be like invited to do it. He was like Arian got an email from some guys like, hey, we've got a group over here that like does ayahuasca. We'd love for you to join us. And he's like, I'm going to do it. But you have to like for a month, like do a juice cleanse and all this shit. Yeah. What do you mean you have to? It's a drug. I would just do it. I don't I don't know. I'm not juice cleanse and all this shit. Yeah. What do you mean you have to? It's a drug.

I would just do it. I don't know. I'm not a high-wasser. Or just shit your pants. Yeah, yeah. All of your body fluids. Yeah, you shit out your, what is it? Your ego.

Your ego, yeah. Do we have an update on that Connor Murphy guy? Oh, yeah. He got addicted to, I think, ayahuasca. Yeah, he was only eating water. And entered psychosis. The Instagram guy? Yeah. he was only eating watermelon. Entered psychosis. The Instagram guy? Yeah. That guy was nuts. His Instagram was

insane. I think he's back to normal. Is it peyote that is kind of going extinct? Yeah, because it's a cactus that takes like 35 years to grow. Yeah, and it's just been over-harvested. Yeah, it used to only be used by Native Americans, and then once the

whites got a hold of it. Looks like he kind of got normal again. Yeah, he did a video called Setting Myself on Fire and then I took anabolic steroids for 30 days. He seems okay. That's normal. Can we go to his Instagram? Oh, he, during this journey, he was also into like

sex yoga. What's that? He had a lot of willing partners. Yeah, you just do it really sensually. It was like tantric, was it not? Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm going to get up. I don't want to shoot that episode of the ayahuasca though, so you guys can get a new director. Thanks.

Okay. We'll see. You'll do it. See you, Corey. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. He was originally big on TikTok because... YouTube. He was an early YouTuber, just for being a hot guy. No, a strong guy. Wasn't he like...

Yeah, he would take off his shirt for girls. He would do pranks, and he was like, do you want my number? And they were like, no. And then he was like, he would take his shirt off and be like, what about now? Then the camera would cut to them saying a scripted yes.

Look at that. That's interesting. Is this new him or old him? I think that's new him. He just slapped his girlfriend? Oh, yeah, look at this. He could not... Oh, what a reveal. Yeah, he did hit his girlfriend.

What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck? I mean, you don't have to... I would look at that and not... He's mad that she looked. Slapped a girl for looking at a dude? The fuck? I mean, you don't have to. I would look at that and not, like. He's mad that she looks. Slapped a girl for looking at a dude? This is obviously very fake.

Yeah. Didn't he do one where he was, like, standing on a roof and people thought he was going to kill himself? And, like, a crowd gathered and he took off his shirt? Oh, yeah. It was like a Chipotle room. Yeah. Yeah, good for him. You never cause.

Yeah, I don't. His. Yeah, good for him. You never cause... Yeah, I don't... His... Connor Prime coming back. This is so... That's so fake. Look how proud he's looking at the camera. Yeah, like I was a little upset, KB, when you appeared in a random tiktok and then you told us that he made you re redo the oh yeah like ruin the illusion of all those vids for me now

that's what they do just walking around being like hey i'm gonna do this i need you to react exactly first one was way better because i was feared for my life because this guy could see i could feel this guy staring into my soul yeah right next to me and i could also tell from my peripherals that he wasn't like a homeless crazy guy he was in like good clothes so i was like what the fuck now is that your you've been approached by random tiktokers three times in the city now right uh yes i just i just did one i yeah fuck it i just did like a man on the street one with it was like a nervous one he was you could tell he was like an up-and-coming tiktoker or an aspiring and he was like shaking while he was asking me his interview questions when i was

walking into the office during idle danny tried to hope they don't i think she forgot i was on the show yeah she was out filming and then like uh it was when she was doing the one with uh the other two and uh marcy and uh luke and lu like, no, that's Nick. Yeah, there you go. But you got gut by geography talk. That wasn't TikTok. Oh. That was one of those solicitors with the charities.

Oh, really? I couldn't answer the question. It was New York, right? It's like state ends in K. The only one. You got stumped. Was that it? Yeah. Those guys are good, though. The only one. You got stumped. Was that it? Yeah. Those guys are good, though, the charity ones.

They get me. They just say, oh, you dropped something. They're just like, your smile. And then they ask you about breast cancer. They always come up and dance on me. They twerk on you? No. No, they dance.

It's kind of like... Wide bait? Yeah. Thank you, TJ. Here we go. No, they dance. It's kind of like... Wide, babe? Yeah, thank you, TJ. Here we go. So you boys are on the yak, so you know being on the yak, you've signed off on the wheel. Oh, yeah, I've never been on the wheel. What I didn't tell you guys is this is the first time the wheel,

we've hit dry so much, it's the first ever 50-50 odds of having to do something. Oh, nice. You guys have to do it too, or just the newcomers? No, it's us. It's the first ever 50-50 odds of having to do something. You guys have to do it too or just the newcomers? No, it's us. It's everybody. But this is the first time we've had a 50-50. And we've got to get double risk off.

We've got to maybe swap it with something. A wheel reset would be amazing. Monster dip is you could either put in a giant lipper or you can go jump in water or you can go buy like a large thing of chip dip and eat that. It's up for interpretation, whatever you think. All right. You could have Jason Voorhees. Liquidate your assets into GameStop.

Find the dip. All right. Let's spin the wheel here. Wow. All right, we're at a less than half wheel. So tune in Monday for that. Did you really forget Corey was the guy that films all this? No.

It was a joke. Small talk. I always meant like what like do you have next for you like sketch wise i don't know i did forget yeah okay donnie you're trying to go to india aren't you i am yeah trying to go to india i am hopefully in feb maybe i can bring your boy maresh oh yeah i was gonna say me. I don't know if he's ever been. He hasn't. He hasn't? No, he's from Connecticut. Yeah, but he's probably got a couple cousins from

Mumbai. Chances are. Alright, well. Chances are. I'm a actually, I could use some crowdsourcing help from the viewers. I'm trying to do a video. There's a YouTuber I'm obsessed with. You're trying to bust the ugly tuna murder. No, I'm not trying to do that. I am. That's scary. Like twice a year

I get caught up for an entire night. I lived across the street from a bar in Columbus called the Ugly Tuna Saloon. When it opened up, a guy went, a med student, and there was footage of him walking in. Gone. They never found him. Never found him. Was it a smiley

face killer? That's what a lot of people think and they like check the walls so the place was under construction so a lot of people think that but they have

and you think you'd know by now it didn't happen at the time I was there but I lived across from that bar it's been like 20 years or what

it's been a while I don't know if it's been 20 years but very scary story but no I am I found this new YouTuber

his name is Lu Dang dang l-o-u he's a chinese healer but he heals you he goes up to people in central park and exhales on them and i'm trying to go get exhaled on but over covid is actually when i discovered him because he was healing people through zoom by like touching the screen no not lu well Luol Deng. It's L-O-U. I'll find him here. But Kyle, search like L-O-U. Or is it L-I-U? Liu Deng? Is it Deng?

D-E-N-G? Oh, it's Lu Dong. Oh. Dong? D-O-N-G. And he does spiritual healing to people in Central Park. And he'll just go exhale on them. Oh, shit.

Is he big? No, he's not big. And he'll just find people. And he'll be able to feel in their hands what's wrong with their body. And he'll do it anywhere. Let's get to him. He'll start exhaling

yeah oh yeah I didn't know you meant on yeah so he'll exhale on you and he'll try to I don't know if this is ASMR

because it's just like he's like munching on her he's just munching on her He's just munching on her scalp That's where she's feeling pain he'll do it on like your lower back And how is she She expressing relief I don't know Oh no

Fucktard18 Yeah I'm trying to go find Lu Dong to do a video You should pull your groin See he'll suck my fucking cock. But can you go to his... Yeah, he'll go to like hotties on the beach and like exhale up their butts.

Oh, this guy is a pervert. Yeah, he's a pervert. That is a dumper. How does he get them to... Holy shit. How many views does this have? All right, I mean, is he just healing people by giving them a back massage

and then breathing on them? Is this modern? Are we not allowed to show this? No, we can. It's on YouTube. Oh, fuck yeah. You can share a dumper. Okay.

I want to see it. But if you could go to his, if anybody knows where he wanders around, I would really like to do a video. Go to him doing stuff on the computer. Yeah, I want to try. I think he would come to the Yak and do it on air. I would love to to him doing stuff on the computer. I want to try. I think he would come to the Yak and do it on air. I would love to have Lu Dong come on the Yak.

He'll just rub the screen. Oh my god. That's ridiculous. Oh, he's the best. Look at this guy. I've watched every Lu Dong video. Oh, he's like ticking. None of the clients seem to believe it.

You have to reach out to him on Facebook and he'll do these sessions. Damn. I'd say that's a scam, but I did something similar. What? I feel just as dumb right now. Oh. You've been awfully hush-hush. I thought you were going to say, and it worked.

Well, we're still in the process. I sent this guy a natural healer. He's like, yeah, just send me a picture of yourself. And I didn't know. I was like, do I keep my clothes on, take them off? Come on, Donnie. I didn't know. You're a fool.

We're trying to get assaulted. Wait, you asked him if I should take my clothes off? Because I didn't know if it would still work. And he's like, you can leave them on. I just need to see your feet and your head, your whole body. And then I sent him a picture, and then he was like, he takes this metal thing, and he puts it, like probes his own fingers. He's like, if you were here in person, I'd be touching you, but I can just do it through

your energy of the photo. And he's like, yeah, you're allergic to, you shouldn't be eating this. You got too much. How much did you pay him? You paid him. It was like 400 bucks. American? Yeah, it was.

Yeah. This guy got 400 bucks and a hot dude pick. Yeah. So today was good. I canceled my fall off. Good day at work. Yeah. He comes home, takes his tie off.

He's really happy. He skips in, kisses his wife, hangs up his hat. Yeah, you got me. That is embarrassing. Honey, what's gotten into you? What's gotten into this guy? Some guy from when I was in high school, I saw the same guy, but in person. And then I tried to do it virtually.

The first time didn't work, so I don't know why I thought it would work the second time. Oh, okay. I didn't know. Didn didn't work, so I don't know why I thought it would work the second time. Oh, Tony, I didn't know. It didn't work in person. I don't know. Donnie, have you ever fell for a scam like that? Any scams? Any scams? Nick, you?

No, I got my ears cleaned in China, and I posted the vid, but now everybody in the comments are being like, that's a scam, they actually already have the ear stones in their hand. Yeah, I've heard that. You were also doing it for the sake of the video. But my ears actually were gross at the time, so that was an actual ear stone. Have I ever been scammed? I'm trying to think.

I had to have. I think I have. My parents did a lot with door-to-door salesmen. Oh, just them. We were subscribed. We both got Cutco. We both got Cutco knives, but my parents did encyclopedias as well. We got a different...

Oh, I got encyclopedias, yeah. I remember for five hours, the guy was trying to sell my mom encyclopedias. She ended up buying 15. Never taught me how to open them. Giant set. Isn't that like a Trailer Park Boys thing? I don't know. Bibles.

I don't know. Myibles. I don't know. My grandparents got scammed. People are still buying encyclopedias? This was way back. This was when my parents, we used Encarta on the computer, if you remember. Yeah. You downloaded the encyclopedia. But yeah, she wanted a physical one.

And then the guy came back and she bought the children's version of them all too. So our house was like, we grew up in a pretty small house and it it was like 35 encyclopedia um oh yeah i did get scammed one time look up mock sebastian it's when like in china a dude just lights something that looks like a giant cigarette and then just waves it over your back and it's supposed to help somehow if if you go up on youtube they probably have a video of it. Oh, Madam Code. Actually, I did it in the Dragonskin series. If you look up Dragonskin, and then it's one of the episodes, The Harder They Come, and it opens up the episode. I went, and this guy just waved a giant hoon over my back.

I'd argue that Big T's unscammable because he goes into everything thinking he's a scammer. That's correct. I would never do any of these things. Will you go to Lu Dong with me? The harder they come, I believe. I'll go with you, yeah. Fuck yeah. I'm not going to let him touch me, but I'll go with you.

Exhale. Not physically touch you. What about your... Can he touch your photo? Can I send him your photo to touch? No. I'm going to do it anyway. Which is also known as moxibustion.

Yeah, boom. Then they started the hoon treatment, which is also known as moxibustion. As it turns out, the treatment pretty much just entailed some lady lighting what looked to be a gigantic joint and waving it over my back for a half hour. In that spot?

I don't know. It smelled gross. Really? Yep. And he just waved it over my back. Those pants are awesome. He was like, you're cured. With my shoulder feeling worse than before I came in.

She just waved? I had to figure out if I'd be able to play in the game or not. What was it supposed to do? I have no idea. Look it up. I don't know the science behind it. I have no idea what that means up. I don't know the science behind it. I have no idea what that means. I'm sorry, lady.

Am I going to be able to play? Am I going to be able to play in this football game or not? Is that how you had to go about your day-to-day life, dude? For ten years? Fuck that I knew a lot of survival Chinese But yeah, the translation app did come in handy There's like a Congolese priest

Who just claims he invented AIDS healing juice And is just scamming the entire city. Yeah, I think there's a lot of AIDS scammers in Africa. Still? Isn't AIDS good? They're like spending all of their money. Isn't AIDS good? What?

On this fake juice. It's like under control? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, they got medicine. Yeah, I don't know. I bought all the product red, though. That red iPhone. That was nice.

Oh, that was. FD Lo, though. That red iPhone. FD Lo still has the newest red iPhone. They still make them? True red. I always wanted that iPod. I fell for the iPhone gift card scam. You fell for an iPhone gift card scam? So back when I just got here, there's employment rules around international students.

You can only work a max of, I think, 20 hours a week and only on campus. So 20 hours a week only on campus. Jobs are very hard to find. So I needed a source of income. So there was a looked on Craigslist. I'd heard just literally just when I heard about Craigslist, looked on Craigslist, saw a job application thing. The guy was, I should have known, the guy was like out of the country when he hired me. We were all doing it over the phone. But what made me feel at ease, which, again, I was naive then, he sent me a check.

He sent me a check right when he hired me for $4,500. Then on that check, of course, I deposited on that check, he was asking me to front iPhone gift cards. Next thing I know, three, four business days down the line, he canceled the check, and I was left with like a $1,500 debt. Had to call my parents. By the way, you guys can't say anything because you actually know my parents. Had to lie and say that I needed a wisdom tooth extraction for the money to come in. It worked.

No way. Yeah, I mean, it's an emergency, medical emergency. So, wait, have you had your wisdom teeth taken out? I finally actually did. I ended up actually doing it at home three, because this was 2011, so it was the summer. So three years later. So you're prepared for like round two? I mean, you got four wisdom teeth, right?

And I do them one at a time. I still actually got one left. I'll never do that. I'm fresh out. You should. Don't they rot easier? Yeah. They fuck a lot. I still actually got one left. I'll never do that. I'm fresh out. You should. Don't they rot easier? Yeah. They fuck a lot of things up.

Robbie just got his wisdom teeth out, and it looked disgusting. He had some issues. Yeah, I don't think he had the gas or went under, which I know you can do. I didn't either. Really? You were awake the whole time? If they're not impacted, you don't have to. So if they're detached from your jawbone, you don't have to.

Got you. Got you. I mean, I saw what he was spitting into the the toilet and it was gross yeah he's dying yeah yeah i guess it's like uh is it called dry socket like yeah sock and pop your stitches i don't know it was really easy for me and i just like went back to school i like left school i was in high school when i got taken out yes they were just through and i think i had a friend steal my percocets when i after you ever get reverse scammed you scam somebody yeah i remember that firefly music festival my friends found like a bag of drugs like they didn't know what it was on the ground and i was like oh fuck that i'm not doing that and they did it and they're like yeah this is awesome and i was like fuck oh i thought that

was i was like that could have been i don't know that i feel like i got scammed a little bit no i people find drugs they thought it was coke and so they're like let's do it all they snorted it and it was ketamine and they were like in like a borderline coma for the next 24 hours yeah not good have you guys ever sold your plasma for money? No. I heard it hurts. That's a big thing. A lot of people still do it. A lot of people do it regularly.

I had to do that for a year. It was hands down like a rock bottom moment. I lived on Craigslist. I did medical testing in college for money. Yeah. It was so depressing. Yeah. It would show up and they would pay me 40 bucks and I was like, this is what my life

is going to. Is this in China or is this? No. It's not in China. This was actually in Clemson when I was at my is what my life is this into this in China or is this no it's not in China this was actually in Clemson when I was when I was at my brokest for a year oh yeah that's when your videos in Knoxville I knew college kids that would do that oh yeah yeah it's nuts like the $40 goes a long ways in Clemson though yeah really yeah that's back then and then because I would go to I would like eat at what's that place called cookout i was literally thinking that's eight cookout trays yeah so yeah four

dollars i just found out about um yeah you i remember your videos were just starting to like pop off and didn't you get recognized as you were working as a bar back yeah like dude what happened to you it's like are you donnie does like i thought you were making v a bar back. Yeah. Like, dude, what happened to you? He was like, are you Donnie Does? Like, I thought you were making vids in China. Why are you working a bar in Clemson? And I was like, I don't really have an answer for you. Yeah, man, I'm sorry. That happened to someone who used to be on the Cosby show,

and someone saw him working at a fast food restaurant. Oh, yeah. And posted the photo, and everyone was making fun of him. I felt just really bad. Yeah, didn't somebody make fun of a rapper for being an Uber driver? Yeah. Who was it? Yeah, I don't know. Vibs. Why not?

That has to suck to get a tattoo like that. Yes. Yeah, it was bad. It was Russian. He was like hurrying? I didn't know if that was his nationality. Yeah, no, no. Look at that. Damn.

I see my dick. If you're just like little dickhead popped into focus in the darkness, that would be kind of adorable. It would be cute. Yeah, do that one. Hey there. How high does that go?

Like pretty... You have a ton, but that has to be the most tender fucking spot. It really sucked. Yeah. It took, it took like hour 45. So that was just. You bite on a piece of leather?

No, no. I'm trying to think. No, but I always feel weird whenever he's like down there doing it. Cause my dick is pretty much just flopping in his face. Right. I wonder if my, like any tattoo artists, like how many dicks they take to the face a year. I could see you having a large cock. For sure.

Thank you, Donnie. Yeah, for sure. For the risk takers here, both Donnies, I was thinking it would be cool to open up, instead of a tattoo shop, we had like a shark that was in a nice tank, but you could take it out and put it in a device, and they could do like a controlled bite,

so you'd get a shark bite scar. That'd be cool. Would you do that? Yeah, if it didn't go super deep. It's controlled. It's in a contraption. Scars look way cooler.

It's a shop that would also, they could graze you with a bullet. I would do that 100%. Oh, yes. That'd be cooler than I always fantasize about having a big scar.

I want a scar over my eye. Yeah, somewhere. That's the ultimate. I think a shark bite scar is too messy. It's not exact enough. You need a blade scar. If blades, scar over my eye. Somewhere. The ultimate. I think a shark bite scar is too messy. It's not exact enough. You need a blade scar. If blades, yeah. So yeah, it's a whole, it's a shop

that does shit like that. I would even go as far as to get taken under, tranquilized, and then get actually stabbed. I don't know about stabbed. In a controlled environment. A shark scar would look so much cooler than just a stabbing scar. Yeah, if it was controlled and you had your teeth.

That's the ultimate because it implies you're a surfer and you are a shark. You'd have to have a whole backstory that would be included in the package that they write for you. Like how you got your shark attack. Yeah, they'll print you out a news story. Imagine if they would graze you with a bullet and then they'd use use, like, an actual iron to, like, stop the bleeding, and then you have that scar. Just cauterize it with sand powder and light it on fire. Could I get maybe prison shift wounds on my rib cage?

We do it all. We could do that. We do it all. I like that. Yeah. I have to move the mattress, so. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, on Junk Your Sleep, brother.

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that's right and uh watch our boy Sass uh the only one without one of these shirts with the crew, walking out Alex. He's great. There he is. He texted us. He was like, I made the flay, but I forgot my fucking uniform. He was upset. Good crew.

Okay. Good crew. Joey's jacked. Yeah, he is. Pisses me off. All right. That's jacked. Yeah, he is. Pisses me off. All right. That's a wrap it up. Bye, R&R.

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