The Yak - Nick Presents the Return of KB's Wild Featuring Zah | The Yak 4-25-25

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Oh, it's Lucas. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Lucas. What the fuck was that Lucas I? Don't know okay good answer good excuse hot star ro back calm promo code yak 20% off your first purchase Q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code. Yeah, can you try to fade in the?

The music Lucas can you do it again? You want you want to start the whole thing over again? Yeah, start it over, because that was a bad vibe to start for what's going to be a fun day. We can start it over, we can start it over. Oh, good job. Oh Welcome in it's the act row back calm promo code yak 20% off the first purchase qzips pull those hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code yak there's four of us here today There's four of us There's four of us here today. There's four of us. And Nick has graced us with the KBs Wild.

So I'm very excited. This is actually both of your first KBs Wild. You've never. I believe so. I think we did, I think we sort of maybe did one once. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know.

I don't think you sort of do a KBs Wild. Yeah. You don't forget if you're I maybe have Have I sucked a dick have I not yeah, right? Oh, you've either done it or you haven't I drink vodka off a paper plate On that sounds like it that could have been it. I think I wasn't even on the full show good segue gentlemen if we shall Yeah, a vodka. Yeah Danny's already have yours. I don't brought a vodka. Yeah. Oh. Danny, do you already have yours?

I don't have a cup. You don't have a cup. Ooh, you don't have a cup? Here we go. Here we go. I did this one. Wait, Nick, you get, I told you I had to pick up my kids. Yeah, you're...

You gave me real vodka. Yeah, yeah, but that's just a double. That was just a... So which... Oh, that one's that one. No, that's not... Dude. Coolest dad at the school. So well that one's that one No Cool dad at the school I will take the first shot of vodka I do have to get yes both of my kids so cool today there will be you could do something else

Yeah, Nick said to me. He's like can you drink today? I was like I I have to literally pick up both my ways in in three hours But and then he's like can you get messy? I was like I would love okay, so why are you? I'll be I'll be guaranteed messy if you have to get your kids. Why are you here? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's that's a perfect out. Yes Yeah, man, see ya all right to uh to za to za How you feeling Z? You had way too much time. I know I had on any time we decided to do it yesterday

Which is way too much time. I know I had a lot of time. We decided to do it yesterday Which is way too much? No It's usually a week yesterday afternoon. I was like Nick. What should we do? He's like you want me to do a KB's while I was like fuck Yes, I do you know what the first thing I saw when I came in because I come in this way I walking through These these main doors right on the floor my number one. Yeah, there it is. Yeah doors right on the floor. My number one enemy. Yep, there it is. Yeah. And that was like, oh, that was that.

No chance Lucas is going to find this with the cameras. We have the Oculus. For another five minutes. We have the Oculus. Is he going to find it? Can Lucas find the Oculus? That's the first challenge in KB's Wild. Finding the Oculus. Can he find it? Let's see. Oh, oh, he's got it.

There it is. He's got it. Kind of cheating when you use the full studio view. There. Yeah, there it is. It's somewhere in there Yep, okay. All right Lucas I need you banged up to buddy Come on, Luke II. There it is. There it is. All right, it's off everyone. Cheers Delicious that's good. Yep. That was good. All right Should we get started? Yeah. Oh That was good. All right

Should we get started? Yeah. Oh Should we Danny needs some credit for his video? That was so fucking fun. We gotta play it. I know In the office. Yeah, we need to get Colton here. He was the star of the video. I'm surprised in the office show up today He called I think that's the first guy in the history of that trend actually call the person they haven't talked to in a decade Yeah, Mark. I did see it. Yeah cold is probably like real in some ways just like yeah, I did process what's going on All right, we're gonna play the whole video We're sharing your video. Yeah, you have to pay for that with a shot. Oh no Sorry Danny, that's that's the rules the rules partner. You have a cold one over here if you'd like That's exactly why I made sure not to make any funny

videos yesterday none Okay, go ahead Lucas So it's a tick-tock I could eat plug-in Zane Galpin right now What is this so hungry, how do you know Zane Galpin? I just have a craving every now and then what is this? I'm just so hungry I can't... How do you know Zane Galpin? I just have a craving every now and then. What is this? I'm hungry for Zane Galpin. What is on the outside of this phone? How do you know Zane?

Sometimes I have a hankering for him. Fuck Zane Galpin. What is this for real? I just, I don't know, I have a taste for Zane Galpin. I'm sorry. I'm fucking starving. I'm so hungry. I could I could eat Chad Sussman right now Yeah starving Everyone's reaction, you know, so good. No, but I could eat him.

What the fuck's going on right now? No, I was just trying to get people to eat with me. I'm so hungry I could eat my parody right now. That was scary. How do you know him? I just so hungry I could eat him. You might have said the wrong name. I'm from Crosswood, in McAllen.

Really? He's got a cable of the Florida. I'm about to eat him and that kid. Danny, you never gave up a bit. Holy shit, I don't remember that name forever. Dude, I'm so hungry. I could eat Shane Holm. This is when you remember Tom's also a Bosco.

You're doing the thing. That's such a weird... It's such like an abrupt colliding of worlds. Get the fuck out of here. I'm so hungry. I could fucking eat Nate Norton right now. The slow turn What I could fucking swallow Nate Norton hole right now, that's just a crazy pull

Please tell me what this is I'm mind blown. I'm looking at your following. Okay, I'll eat something else if you want I just had a taste for zinc out. He's ain't bro. Huh? He's ain't ass for Zane to help. E Zane, bro. E Zane's ass. What is this? I gotta go, man. I'm just looking for food.

Bro, kiss my ass, Daniel. What is this? I gotta go. If you don't wanna get food, that's fine. I don't have time to get food. All right, that's fine. That's all you gotta say. Come on!

Dude, I'm so hungry. Really? Yeah. I could eat like, underrated for me. Yes under the funniest. Yes the cut I Went to school like one of my like good friends in middle school with a different ice Really? Yeah, yeah, Cody Foreman Was one of the funniest things we're at this snowboarding thing. It's ought to be really funny to shit in a bag Lucas obviously the LVP of this video. Yes!

If they see how you walk... I don't get it. Yeah, like... It's my friend's name. Huh? It's my friend's name. No, I know you're lying. You got no friends.

I'm so hungry I could fucking eat Bennett Baker right now. The fuck? Huh? I... I... What? You're not following things! I'm just hungry bro, drop it! I know you're recording. Oh my god.

Zach Ebert saw that. I don't get what you're doing. I'm so hungry I could eat. Spider was terrifying. I put everyone onto that place and no one's given me the proper... Typical spider. I'm so hungry I could eat spider was terrified I put everyone onto that place and no one's given me the proper typical spider I could I could fucking eat Lillian Corman right now what? Lillian Corman is so hungry I could eat her he loved her what is this bit yeah eating today mincy I'm really hungry too. I'm like, hey, come on. I'm so, I'm 50 hours in to a fast.

I'm so hungry I could eat Shelton Davis right now. Shelton Davis? Yeah, I'm really hungry. One of my best friends is named Shelton Davis. That's random, you mentioned that name. You hear that. Oh, hello. Jay.

This guy. I could eat Patrick Etchingham. My buddy. Huh? My buddy. Patrick Etchingham? Yeah. I could literally swallow him whole, I'm so hungry.

Aren't you surprised how I know him? Not really, he's from here. Only you, Jay. Ugh. I called Zane, he doesn't know you. What? I called Zane, he doesn't know you. Stop filming me. What is this right now? Is this a skate? Zane Galvin?

Yeah, he doesn't know your bitch ass. Just now. I mean before that, it was a random name that you just called him? Yes, it's been a long time Zane is equally confused and he's a powerful man not one that you should fuck with oh you fuck with Zane? do you know what this is? he's doing some fucking stupid ass thing all right he's so annoying get away from me I don't know how Drew is that a friend of you Colton got so flustered. He called the guy who isn't talked to

I need Zane. I know I want to talk. He's a powerful guy Yeah, do you think if you said someone else he would have had that reaction or do it was Zane just the perfect one So I would go I went in their Facebook like tagged photos. So like I knew they knew them So I would go I went in their Facebook like tagged photos so like I knew they knew them But Zane Galpin commented on my Instagram post saying come get some Danny You've made an enemy you do not want Zane Galpin It's so funny to find out who they actually are to that like spiders was like his neighbor growing up Thanks with someone he hasn't talked to since seventh grade Lucas you sucked in that video I know I was really mad because the guy he said is like a fan of barstool

And I thought he did something and like he was like making fun of me for it I don't know I just got really mad right away because I wasn't sure what he was doing. Yeah Well, you were more focused on the fact. I was saying I could eat someone most people would be like how the hell do you know? My high school friend no like I knew like I knew you were saying my friend But it was he's not like some distant friend where I was like, this is a crazy pole I was like, oh maybe come in some barstool thing. You're like making fun of me for it I don't know and Shay also yeah changes unbothered. That's my buddy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you probably know him He lives in Chicago a city of millions of people

Sucked I went on Facebook. I just pulled a random guy happened to be from It's on last week oh Yeah, you definitely know him Danny, but the relationship I cut it because it was so long He was like your your wife's roommates husband rife's college room room room my wife's roommate post college her husband Yeah, that makes total sense yeah, yeah, he's with him on Saturday bound to have run Steven was literally eating him on Saturday I already did There's none left So che before we start how draft grade yourself and grade the show

Myself Welcome moderate BB plus. I thought it was fine. I thought the show was smooth. I thought it was pretty good I thought Brandon did a nice job hosting Gruden and fill in his role Liam and Frank were great as always So yeah, I thought it was a smooth show Deon Dawkins. I think at the moment that I jumped in the pool after the draft at a corner mock draft solid Nailed six which I'm getting poo-pooed by people in the room about but The letter grade for 18 percent

That's it. That's a pat. That's a D. Right is that a B or B plus? 18% yeah, I mean The person who's gonna win best mock draft is gonna be an F Then cuz they're gonna get like 30% 25% again and tight is brought up the point like what's the point of this then yeah? Just getting people to read the website man. Yeah generate an interest. I got hubs and Nate on my ass blog Not everything is you know you need to get a hundred percent like baseball players like if a baseball player hit Yeah, if you like 180 that's really good. Yeah, right I mean the same baseball if Patrick Holmes completes 18% of his passes. That's decent

I mean even if we were to put it on a curve and 30% is 100% you're still getting what 60% yeah Damn I mean hey you with some curve man. He curved you I'm very happy with the with the way it came out. Hey if you're happy then who are we? I'm not I'm not trolling you I was legitimately stunned when you were like six out of 32 is really is really good year I don't know number one mocked out. I said my body wait your number one year was seven out of 32 the only Especially like the first three were free. I was like a free space on a bingo card wasn't it yeah if you call yeah yeah like everyone got the first three yeah actually the first four yeah yeah points for writing your name is it bonus points if you like call a trade did you call a trade I called the

Giants moving up for a quarterback but it was the wrong quarterback ah the the only time I've ever been in the same room is curve math. I was intro to psych in college, walked in, they showed the curve, walked right out. I was just like, there's no way I'm gonna be the top 10% of this class. I'm outta here. Yeah, and you tell the smartest kid

just like dumb it down a little. Yeah, yeah, it's like I'm fucked. They never listen. They don't speak English. Yeah. Steven, they don't speak English. Yeah Steven six out of 32 and you nailed the Raiders pick except for the player they took well you're Spot right yeah

We can we can celebrate you you're a hero what you're a hero how because I was asked by our lovely draft Kings person here Jack McCarthy. Oh, he's gonna spin zone this. This isn't submit some draft picks some of my favorite bets for the draft as he did with Brandon and Jerry and others. I submitted a couple. He asked me what my favorite one was. I did say it was the Raiders take an offensive lineman.

It got up in the book and about an hour later, I walked into the gambling cave, Big Cat asked me what my favorite prop was. I said that. Big Cat bet a lot of money. $5,000. $5,000 on it. Draft Kings immediately took it off the book

so nobody else could bet it. I guess I am. The bet lost, so you're a hero. Yeah. You're the people's champ. You saved everyone's money. I am the meme. See? Like with everything coming into my back yeah yeah all the dollars down but everyone else survived that's worth $5,000 easily people's champ Steven is

we're over to on Steven picks right now in the third pick that he gave me that is pending is will there be a buzzer beater in the Clippers Nuggets series? Yes. So that one is where he's hanging on to that. It'll be electric if it hits. I assume that's the end of the game only. It has to be zero seconds left. And it's got to be to win the game. To win the game. Game one and game two. Neither happened. Didn't happen in either one correct there do but again This is where the value thing and like close doesn't count Yeah, this is gonna happen. I hope so be such a great moment. Yeah now that it's built up I want a facetime right after and we'll celebrate it done

done Be funny if it happened, but it was inconsequential it It was a team down four hits a three at the buzzer. Yeah. No, it has to be to go ahead and hit it. I know. That's fine. It would be funny, Chay. It would also be.

Yeah. OK. Hey. What if it's an and one three buzzer beater? What? That's good. Ooh. What would be really funny is if it's a buzzer beater,

and then they go and review it, and they're like put four tenths back. That would be the worst. That actually is what I'm rooting for now. Yeah, cuz then Che will be like well It was so close Value is there yeah, I told Che like my DraftKings account is just full of incredible value. That's worth zero dollars Holy shit is the value insane? One night otherwise Che was were you gobsmacked by anything that happened I

Was surprised Cleveland? Traded or sorry Jacksonville traded up with Cleveland. Do you not pick next do you not have sources? I mean Jay Glazer broke it like or said that it could happen like three or four hours before But I mean your sources no, but I'm still surprised that Jackson will get the first run pick next year to move up for a non- But do you have sources? Because I don't really have sources, but I have a couple people that I'll text

and they told me at like two o'clock that this was happening. Okay, I mean, yeah, Jake Laser reported around then. So that's not- That's not sources. Is why he's junior draft analyst. Is Caleb still senior yes? Sauce feeling good feeling good. I had a double Let's get it going. Let's I think I think he needs one more. I think you need to walk

Let's get it going all right. Let's do hey, dude, and then let's let's get it going alright everyone It's everyone's favorite day. Oh, it says plinko on the yak it's not but it's KB's wild Brought to you by hey, dude the official comfort shoe of barstool sports the official shoe of the summer if you haven't experienced them yet Hey, dude shoes are unlike anything lightweight insanely comfortable in the easiest decision You'll make all day just slip them on and go. No laces, no hassle, just comfort. As always, we're giving away free shoes to a few lucky YAK audience members. Comment on the YAK Instagram page with hashtag HeyDude to be entered to win. So whether you're watching the YAK heading to work or just making your way through life, do it in HeyDude and experience

comfort unlike anything. All right. Let's do it in Hey Dude and experience comfort unlike anything. All right, let's do it, Nicky. Yeah, let's look at the wheel. Oh man. Uh oh. It is all draft themed. So we have first round pick, we have Steelers, Bengals, Browns,

we have DraftBust, we have Travis Hunter, we have Zona Cards, we have Wide Rece receiver. We have the next round. We have NFL Some of these are one times some of these stay up permanently. Oh And I guess we'll just talk about what they are once it lands on there. Yes. Love that the allure of them. Yeah Alright, so spin it let's spin it Let's spin it. Let's spin it. Zona cards. Zona cards.

Uh oh. Oh no. Oh no, I have a feeling I know what this is. We've done this. We've done this. And Danny, I feel like it's still in your system. Oh. Uh oh.

But it's football this time, and you get to put it in a in a calzona oh No one's eaten more cards than me in the last week nobody on earth So you can you get the pleasure of putting it in a calzone this time, okay? But I have football cards everybody partakes do we do play or team Titus? It's your call. Oh is this staying on the wheel? how many how many cards in a pack I Don't know these are shitty ones This is just a box of cards There's this is a five card pack, and there's like ten and twenty in here

So there's 20 of those 25 in a box So I think we have to do team. There's only five cars only five we have to do we have to do teams 20 in here. So there's 20 of those? 25 in a box. So I think we have to do teams. There's only five cards. There's only five. We have to do teams. Let's do teams. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll do five at a time. And you can put it in the calzone if you want. Okay. So Titus? Yeah, I mean, I hate to go chalk, but it's pretty obviously not gonna be a Minnesota Vikings. That was the consensus one.

Yeah. Rams. Okay. I think I'll just tip my cap to the wheel and Arizona Cardinal very nice. I want to go Fuck it Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Whoa that's risky even that's for Steve you're up Baltimore Ravens Lucas Steelers is that Baltimore Ravens. Lucas? Steelers.

Za. Let's go with Damien Tomlinson. That was San Diego Chargers. Chargers. All right, I have no idea what could be in here. Big Cat, would you like to read these off? Sure. I'll read the player and then we can kinda

juice up the allure. That is Zach Charbonnet. Seahawk. Seahawk. That is Drew Sanders. It's got their college teams. These cards stink. What team is Drew Sanders on?

It doesn't say. Oh my god. Jay? Look it up. Jay? Or Lucas, look it up. or Lucas look it up Denver Broncos Jami Robinson Let's look up where he is this could be bad. It's could be doesn't even say on the back. No Jami Robinson

It's a shot in the card Arizona Cardinals It's a shot and the card Arizona Cardinals Robinson absorb the vodka so you can go pick up your phone up a teeth all right all right I gotta eat a card Jalen Brooks This is more nerve-racking Dallas Cowboys whoo last one Devon a chain Dolphins right all right. Just one man is eating a card would you like the calzone to put it in I would

How's a clown question yours own a card shut up Lucas This is a very waxy it is I did really is no it's not papery that one stays on the wheel I have some more calzone uh alright big cat yeah let's uh let's spin the wheel Nicky what brand is this this is like one of those like cheap Walmart like discarded cards in here So through all kinds of ages bent tastes like shit. I bet there. I'm gonna rip it up if that's okay perfectly fine

Good looking zone Oh NFL NFL that's nice flower Lucas Spin a wheel with all of us on it and if it lands on you Lucas throws it at you. Oh No For this first one can I do a special wheel I made Let's see it What the fuck Lucas is that cool can I spin this wheel Danny's fine with it Let's get a vote of everyone Lucas Lucas so nice flower Lucas is what is the nice flower Lucas again?

It's the whole and everybody's names Lucas if it's him everybody flows throws flower at him if it's anybody else He gets he gets a flower at them Okay, so then Lucas put so do that wheel and then put an extra slice It says Lucas wheel and then it will go to this all right. I'm good with that fair all right Do the do the wheel guys that's a that's a one-shot penalty for tampering yeah wait So if it lands on Lucas we all throw flour. Yeah Oh, Lucas what the fuck we made strides this morning. I thought We did not just so we're like me and Luke

I can't pass you at the gym. He said you're gonna do your ten reps a week pussy fucking dick It's gonna act like this is so much act like you didn't hear me Lucas. What's in this calzone? That is a classic. I think just like mozzarella Yeah, is there onion? Yeah, I listen. I don't know You know what I might do. I'm gonna go get a I'm gonna go get a uncrustable Yeah, that's fine. I'm gonna put it inside of it uncrustable counts as a calzone pairs well You're not an onion guy. No, I am I just don't know how

Calz's pretty heavy And I don't want to it's a waxy card it's so much wax does that look right No, no then add a Lucas wheel yeah, so you have a you have a you have an extra shot great see what I'm saying That's big for you Lucas. I want Lucas to get so drunk he's having like heart to hearts. Yeah I want him to say I love you guys by the end of this. Danny I like that idea that's gonna cost you a shot though. I need to figure out the fool. Is this the eliminator? No. Oh Che's getting antiqued.

Has he been ever oh Don't like a geisha you haven't have you ah? I don't think so. No, that's something that you would know yeah, I guess Do we have we have flour eyes? I didn't get any of that. I assumed we did yeah There's a lot of lockers. I you know what I lost it what I have no idea where it is It's like in our first aid kit at this point flower our locker All right, Jay Jay you can get out of it with a shot

Okay flowering he doesn't drink oh ever since the incident So chair you're not going to do the next case race Don't get it so I get my... So Che, are you not going to do the next case race? I do not think that'd be a wise decision. Danny, I'll do one with you. Mark, did you drive today? I did. Not a tough, it's tough.

I did. All right, I'm having a serious contact malfunction. Give me one second. Yeah, contact malfunction. I did glasses on and I regretted it because it was tough to get him out of the nooks and crannies You want harder soft dealer's choice he says Lucas asked for harder soft Three two one All that silly

Put the glasses back on? Yeah, it's the after. You took it like a champ, Steve. Lucas went gentle on him. What? Lucas went gentle. I got no beef with Che. He's my favorite here. Oh wow.

I mean he hates us. Yeah, but guess what the why Lucas? Why do you hate us? What do we ever do to explain? You know what maybe we should unpack that in therapy Yeah, I actually went to to to therapy this morning. I talked about you a lot Lucas Wow what a compliment of that What a compliment it was mostly like how do you fire a guy when he like with cause How do you frame a guy for with cause firing? Just say I was trying to suck you suck you off You did do that well. I didn't do that. I did not do that. Yeah, that was the first thing he thought of I Mean that was a big that's a big you were running. I don't know

You're trying to suck off. I'm not familiar with the bit. You're trying to suck off a big cat. I'm not familiar with the bit you're talking about. Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. Sounds like you want to suck me off. If I could look up stuff I'd find the clip. Was that Stephanie in the background I heard? Also, Lucas just said if I could look up stuff, that's...

That's your job. That's your job today. Yeah, that was the joke. Okay, but I don't think you were joking No, I can't look shit up pause for laughter Please clap my fault the joke went over your guys said oh my god. Oh my fucking god Okay, spin the wheel dickhead He's the fucking worst oh I think I'm gonna have to do calzone. We don't have any across the bulls none Megan's checking real quick oh

Think I'm gonna have to do calzone. We don't have any across the bulls none Megan's checking real quick. Oh The next round next round is just the next round everybody take a drink Oh Jesus Christ in NFL again. Yeah, we should have done it Boys in the booth I need proof Zaz gonna Zaz hammered as I saw as he hasn't done a single thing Yeah, he's all the other ones are as a centric pace yourself sauce Stephanie might have to step in We're a lot where we got a lot of game left It's a sweat check Sorry I missed the button again. I came ready.

Look at this. Strapped. Strapped. Strapped. Ready. I missed the button again. He missed the button already. Oh. Alright. I think we're gonna have, by the end of today, all of us pretty hammered and three to four of us eating cards.

Yeah. I mean, what is the chance? and five that's tough man that sucks all right I'm just gonna do the count all right let's spin that one stays on too oh no Oh no. Za, we need you out here, buddy. Oh no. All right, here goes Marash. All right, so you can see Nick, the card's going into the calzone. I see it. You're doing it. Who are you eating? Jamie Robinson. Okay.

Okay, is Marash out there? Is he in the cave? Sit next to me, Za. What does it say? Za has to bust on us? Close. Za. Za. We are going to have you get into the Oculus. And put on the headphones as well.

That phone doesn't do anything, by the way. It doesn't do shit? No, I have cards stuck on the roof of my mouth. Oh, yeah, it'll do that's like peanut butter Zah this is draft bust we have a VR POV porno ready to play And you're going to put it on oh my days you have to do this task before the man busts I'm not a POV kind of guy You're still not I'm not a POV kind of guy so I don't fuck with you listen man You're about your face, so you have to set it off. I'd merit Marash find the perfect

Is it a three minute? It's a three minute POV facial who you're getting sucked off with the headphones on And what do I got to do I'll tell you once you're strapped in okay? and Gentlemen if you could help me sure hmm. I Need to do something on my phone To unlock it Marisha just stalling while he watches porn yeah, Mara. You were just watching porno this morning

Put on a headset for porn is great I would need to read download the app. It's not working at all or is there another account? Here let me say so fuck Not gonna lie. I tried it and yeah, you're you're right yeah that's you're right Megan has found uncrustables big cat has left the studio though We're not having that ready, but I'm going to get that set up right now. Okay, so I put it down here. Put that on. Oh yeah, but we got to get it logged in.

Guys, I'm going to need you to yak. Gotcha. All right. What are you looking for, Nick? My cell phone. It's right underneath your dick. Oh. That's really far down.

Wow. Could have said between the legs, right under him. Meta.com slash device. What's this weekend looking like for you Danny? Absolutely nothing. I need to maybe a Cubs game. It might be time to finally break the cherry. But now it's like I said yesterday, it's almost like I'm waiting for the perfect like it's almost like a virgin wanting to

Lose her virginity with the right person. This is how I feel about this this Cubs game You're waiting for the summer vibes, right? You bleachers guy. I am occasionally but most often not you're not an auto bleachers guy Too old for that Nick. Do you want to just use my account? Yeah, no Too old for that. Nick, do you want to just use my account? Uh, yeah. You actually do. So how are you feeling about this? Do you think you're going to be able to do it before you bus? Are you worried about that you wore sweatpants today? Again, I'm not that. I'm not a POV guy. I was more worried about the... So when I saw the Oculus, I don't know if you saw the last one we did

I hate I'm petrified of like anything Rollercoaster II any any drops kind of thing they put me on a rollercoaster the last time so that's why I brought this But you won't be afraid that was because there was highs and lows not yeah, this is your dick suck this is this is this is gonna be a I Mean I got my finger on the pause button. This is gonna be a weird experience watching that shit in front of you guys. You think you could hands-free bust?

In general? Listen, Titus. I'm not sure I could at this point. If I put my mind to it. At this point, does that imply that before you could? Yeah, as a kid. I said a little more. Yeah, yeah You're asking me Lucas. Yeah, you said not at this point. Yeah, that means that a kid yeah when I was 13 I probably could have I probably did a handful of times Yeah, well they tried that thing with Robbie Fox way back in the day where yeah

He couldn't jerk off for like X amount of weeks Until he naturally had a wet dream because they say if you know, yeah first Don't want you'll do it in your sleep. All right, but there needs to be some yeah, we had it going this morning He's right. I'm a restaurant the perfect bust He said what wait, what's it Marish text you he called you it he insulted you what did he call you? To this morning. No, he said he texted to you when he was it was over soccer. I think it's only something A tree stall oh He's a donut that's what he

He's a fucking don't look at it. All right. Oh don I need to log in the app if any tech people are in chat What are they saying? Oh, I need to log in the app if any tech people are in chat. What are they saying? Do you have a specific porn star queued up what uh it's a pov bust so I don't know the man What issue you're running into you got logged out, so we had the porno ready to go paused and Then it just asked us for a login was it possible someone else Started using it and they watch the whole thing and we started you You picked up card. I had a piece of card stuck in the back of my throat and I had to get it out I gagged myself. Oh

That's got to be insulting to the player Right are you blending it? blended card blended card That's bad That's bad for all of us cuz I've a feeling every one of us is gonna be eating card Yeah, but that's the only one of the packs that's waxy. Let's spin again while we get this set up Oh wait, Marash. I think I'm in Was that your first time eating a card big

cat oh yeah besides that but like an actual card not in a billion pieces harder than you think let's spin it again it's looking for a headset maresh all right Nick does that one stay on oh yeah no that one goes off down goes off POV I'm gonna be all up in this fucking grill is all my days I'm not even a POV guy

This is different POV though. This is I don't know Titus the headset on it might be right Steelers bangle Steelers Bengals Brown and I noticed Brown okay, we're gonna do Steelers Bengals Browns right now is Brown purposely not plural yes Not for the way you'd think. There's a slideshow prepared. It will be a celebrity. Can I give you another card? Yeah. Yeah.

This is audio two, right? Yeah, audio two for him. I need surround, I need him to hear the gagging. By the way, this is a trust trust tree whatever's done or said here on this state internet video that will live forever days here Okay, don't be clipping and sending it to my mother She doesn't know we're not casting at TV. Oh my cousins my cousins are the problems Really my parents can't use the only thing they can do is like text It's my cousins that send like have you you've watched VR porno before uh no when I when I have I don't

like it so I have I'm not okay yeah I have watched it but I'm not so when you said no what were you meaning by that it's not my yeah you bet yeah it's not it's not my go it's not your go to my go okay all right gentlemen I'm going to need you both to help me out here. Yep. Oh, Lucas, we pull that down. He's going to watch the porno right now. You're going to have to do this.

Ha ha ha. And then press that. Big Cat as well. I need you all to open up your notes and write down an NFL team, any NFL team. Boys in the booth team any NFL team boys in the booth any NFL team any NFL team mark as first timers here I was expecting chaos but this is still not what I was expecting at all no I know I was expecting a little POV

porn but not this much any NFL team cheeks a day but we're doing all right. I'm for shots. Tell me when you see the cock and pussy That must have been the cock also, let's get him audio So I'm gonna Fuck wait hold on hold on you press something. I can't oh no you got to step back into the circle There's a ball. Yeah, we got a we got to have you standing in the center back into the circle. There's a boundary. Yeah, we gotta have you standing in the center. Do you see it?

Describe what you're seeing. There, yeah, we'll bring the mic out here. Describe what you're seeing. Bush or no bush. You wanna press the trigger for me? I don't know if people can hear me. Yeah, we can. What's the trigger doing? Nah, nah, wait, hold on. to press the trigger for me? I know people hear me. Yeah, we can hear it. What's the trigger? No, no, we want to tug the trigger

So while Zah is watching porno, it's is it a three-minute is it a three-minute POV bust What are you gonna do with the final two minutes? We all have an NFL team written down Is it playing down a little bit wait watch give it to him attempt to at the card okay you're eating a ram right now too all right while we can while we get that situated well I can't say what the trivia question is because I can't have them prepared so uh Let's just watch sorry boys do that. Oh, yeah All right everyone it's time. It's everyone's oh we already did a hey, dude, right yep all right

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Shit. Hey. It sounded like a downpour. Titus, smart of us not to go to the Cubs game. Oh, yeah. Interesting. It's pouring until 3 o'clock. Oh, yeah.

The office is like, I walked in, there was a tumbleweed. Yeah. Everyone's at the Cubs game. Yeah. Everybody. And I would be bigtime hater energy to be Happy that it's raining, so I won't do that. What? I want you to not talk with your mouth full

Jack and go fuck themselves. I'm trying to eat a fucking car Jack. Oh, it's not me. Are you watching the porno? Are you watching? Are you watching are you watching you gotta watch you gotta watch all right can you hear me yes okay everybody has an NFL team written down until the bust I need you to name every NFL team if they say ours we take a drink if you name every single one we take another drink If you don't get everyone you have to drink. All right. So start naming NFL teams. I cannot believe thousand motherfuckers are watching this. Za?

Go Za. I'm good. Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, name every NFL to every NFL team before that guy busts every NFL team all right so the New York Jets the New York Giants the Pittsburgh Steelers the Philadelphia Eagles Baltimore Ravens I can't see my what's going on in the video? Is this a funny point? She's just sped up. Oh, sped up! The Buccaneers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Miami Dolphins,

Jesus, this is so uncomfortable. The Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Bucks, fucking, what else is there? Jacksonville Jaguars, the Atlanta Falcons, the fucking Carolina Panthers the Kansas City Chiefs

The fucking San Diego Chargers the 49ers. I got 49ers. Oh Danny's outshot 49ers Oakland Raiders the the the Cleveland the Cleveland Browns Chicago Bears Indianapolis Colts what's happening in the video Grab the back of her head she's sucking is going she using her hands like How many hands she got on that thing Oh No hands on the shaft

Oh, oh, oh shit no hands on the shaft Is it one of those ones where she's using she's going up now with her head or he's thrusting his cock Standing still still like a fucking okay. Is she on the bed still like no no, bro. They the bed the bed Oh, there's another girl on the big haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

haha haha haha haha haha haha He just busted. Oh no. Good job, Za. You never got Seahawks. I had Seahawks as well. You had Texans and Ravens. So Danny, you're the only one and Za, you owe us a drink.

Lucas had 49ers as well. Okay, Lucas, you have to drink as well. By the way, one card down. How was it? Bad. I mean, I puked. That was the first attempt. The Uncrestable is the way to go. Yeah? I'm going to order more just in case we have to eat more cards. I mean, I puked. That was the first attempt. The Uncrestable is the way to go. Yeah?

I'm going to order more just in case we have to eat more cards. Yeah, there's a chance of that. Yeah. Well, actually, wait, did you puke? I did. Puked fee is another five cards. Oh, no.

OK. That is the puke. That's puke fee it always has. Yeah. Danny, did you do your drink? Because I didn't see you do it. No, I guess I was waiting for Lucas. I said mine Okay, oh no Megan said there's more I will get them, but let's do another card, okay?

Zah can you talk to me? What was the what set the set the stage brother bro? I was so nervous so nervous that I was gonna get turned on in front of 20,000 And I thank the Lord that didn't happen. Was she, was she, you guys you know what it was I think it was you guys you guys talking to me made me feel a bit, yo, feel a bit at home no no no no pause pause pause pause listen. Was she butt ass? Butt ass naked. Butt ass naked. Butt ass naked beautiful blonde girl she was Butt ass naked. Beautiful blonde girl. She was about, if I was to guess, about 5'6". Blonde girl, nice titties. Double C's. Double C's. Double C's 35. And how was she doing? Was she taking it all? 35. Started off slow.

So as you pointed out technique wise, hands were on the thighs. I've never seen that. I'm usually a two hands on deck kind of guy, but you know Vegas Vegas can't be choosy So this is this woman's a professional. She's not this isn't a bashful woman. That's scared to To get in there tightest to spit on that she She knew what she was doing really so what about the girl? What was the girl on the bed? What about the girl on the bed? What about the girl on the bed? I wish I had seen, you know what?

I might go back to go review the tape, but I wish I'd seen that earlier. She was just chilling. She was just texting. She was texting on the bed? Was she naked? Just chilling. Butt ass naked, texting.

The girl on the bed was just texting naked. Butt ass naked, just chilling. There's something about Zaj on the VR set that's just I love it so much By the way I want to say sorry to the chat that was supposed to be directed to Lucas What was? Lucas said the chat said that they didn't They were mad at me for talking with a mouthful of cards

And then Lucas said it was actually just me So fuck you Lucas, chat I love you Fuck you Lucas So the wheel did land on Steelers, Bengals, Brown Do we have to do the? Oh yeah fuck five-card penalty for puking Yeah, all right my bad guys five cards tight. Hey. I don't first. I don't want to go for a hand up. That's my bad Yeah, if you don't puke we're not doing the goddamn it um Fuck it. I'll go first. I'm not scared give me the

God there's just no way. There's no way a Los Angeles Charger is gonna be in that pack. Oh boy. How about just Charger? I'll just do, yeah, Charger. Charger of any kind. Hard to know her. Uh, Detroit Lions. I'll just go Cardinals again. I'll go Tennessee Titan.

You ready to Google these names? I don't know what these are. These are just like open cards. Oh, okay. Jay. Jay? Yeah. NFL team? Sorry if we distracted you from whatever you were doing.

Did the antique knock you out? No, sorry. Also, are you having like a reaction on your face? It's getting red. Doesn't it look a little spotty? You got like rosacea going. Maybe. A little bit. Okay. okay tightest by the way it is Monsooning outside oh shit, so the game's probably not gonna rude. Oh that sucks for we actually probably everybody else yeah

Probably make first pitch at 3 o'clock. Oh yeah good point by the time they blow I do feel really bad for everybody we work with yeah waste of a sick day. Yeah Okay, and if I'll team Chargers I do feel really bad for everybody we work with. Yeah. Waste of a sick day. Yeah. OK. NFL team chargers. Repeat the final. Oh, back. That's fine.

We'll split it. Rams. OK. Lucas? I was hoping you'd forget. You can't double up on a team? No. No.

Steelers. Steelers. Bad pick, Lucas. Kansas City Chiefs. know what fuck it Stephanie yeah bears all right five cards big cat are you gonna Google in case that's Fleer ultra 92 they gave me a schedule count that is a Brandon Smith sorry this is 1992 no no no no Brandon Smith raiders oh

oh wow flip it over Chris Roderguez these are all college Watch Nick Mander really glossy. Oh my god. It does make it more Marvin memes. Oh Yeah The same exact Marvin man wow someone could add double, someone could have had double. Is this the last one? Yeah. Two Mims. Zach Evans, running back from the university.

He sounds like a fucking Cardinal. He's Ole Miss. He sounds like a Cardinal. He sounds like a Cardinal. New York Jets. Oh, wow. We're good. Don't puke again.

I had Card. I know how to do the card now if I'm called again. Okay. I made a mistake, I made the pieces too big. He sounds a lot different right now. Yeah, I know, well I puked, idiot. The mic was on. That's a mic left on shot.

That's not, I didn't leave the mic. I didn't leave the mic on. That's a throwing, that was a throwing somebody under the bus shot. I'm also drunk. I saw a puke in my throat, Lucas, you fucking idiot. No, that's fine. That wasn't meant to be said out loud.

Oh, you said it out loud. You said it out loud. Yeah, not to you guys. Oh, shady, shady dick. All right. All right, so we're gonna do the browns. Yeah, let's get you out here, bud. Stealer, bengaler, brown.

Oh, this is gonna be good good I can already tell Clear my throat Lucas for you. I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh that towel is saturated. We got to get Lucas antiques. Yeah, we do Okay, this is a slideshow of celebrities. Oh. Okay. It will either be somebody whose home has broken, been broken into. Okay. Uh, so they've been stolen from. It is a celebrity that's in a movie, played a woman, they've been a gal.

Or they went to an Ivy League college. And I have to know their name. No, no, no. You just have to say if they're a stealer, Ben Gal or Brown. Yeah. Oh, okay. Somebody's home has been publicly broken into. Does he have any lifelines? So, if he's right, yeah, that's... Ben Gal like the people? No. No, no, no. Not from India. Like the team? No, like a been a woman. Been a

woman. They've been a gal. Oh, been. Yeah, yeah. In a movie. Okay. Okay. So, if you're correct, you a been a woman. Been a woman, they've been a gal. Oh, been, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a movie. Okay, okay. So if you're correct, you can assign a drink to somebody. If you're wrong, my friend, unfortunately you have to take a little swig. Okay, I like this. Okay?

Okay. Let's pull up the first one. Fila has been, been Gielo Brown. Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, he's not a stealer. Has he been Giel? Matrix. No, no, no, remember, stealer is,

their house has been robbed. Been, oh, fuck, not the actual stealer. A stealer is their house has been robbed been all fuck not that a stealer has got that robbed Or they went to an Ivy League school. I Mean, I guess we said it's a trust tree right look at how pasty asses skin is this house this house must have been robbed Okay, his house must have been robbed mine must yeah, he's too Hot saw Yeah, he's too white. Damn white. Let's go za. Who do you want to take a drink? Get hot za. The big boss man. I have to go get my kids.

How long is that? Soon, but that's fine. That's the last one. I don't like that for us, Mark. Why are you giving me two pasties two pasties in a row to paste? Is this Charlemagne yeah, Charlemagne, okay, I've seen him I've seen him on I've seen him on on on Twitter and all So call me by your name did he? The movie call me by your name you recommended it to

Stealer no Tell me by your name. You recommended it to me. Oh, I did. I did. I did. I did. I have no idea what that was. I did. I did. I did. Oh, Stila, no. Ben Gale. I mean, this is the thing, you're gonna get me in trouble. Look at him. He's definitely Ben Gale. He's pretty. Fucking pretty looking. The jawline is nice and tight and all that.

For a woman? No, if you're a man, man, one jaw is fucked up the jawline is nice and tight and all that for a moment if you're no for if you're A man man one Joe one draws fucked up the one is nice You can't have both in the boat real nice and all that and then the two things my friend two rings tells me the best Part is him describing it two rings being the bingel two rings two rings on one finger Oh, when I be league Columbia. I believe so I I had interned Luke Columbia? I believe so. I had intern Luke, full-time Luke, put this together. Do I do this now?

If you'd like, here, would you like mine? Just a little sweet. You don't need to do a full shot. I want you dead. You did the full shot. All right. If I die, I die. All right.

Oh, my man. One of my, one of, so his brother, Damon, his show, My Wife and Kids, was one of the first, in terms of like American sitcoms and all that, was one of the first transplants that moved over. We didn't get no sign- So this was one of your first tastes- No, his brother's show. My Wife and Kids was over there, so him,

I know him because he was the fucking, he did the movie with his other brother, with the white chick. I know him because he was the fucking he did the movie with with his other brother Yeah, yeah For my man, I'm gonna go been gal. Yeah He's been yeah a woman and who would you like to take a swig jobs off? So you could even pick Danny, you know what? Nah fuck it let's go my man Titus Hot right now he's getting hot

Alright fruity fruity shirt Robin Williams, man, a top skin lay up the head You can't get this one Robin. Will hit the singer. No what medium comedian? Oh, no The singer they are singing of Robbie Williams. Robbie the monkey. Or Robin Williams. The guy that plays the monkey. The guy that was a monkey in that movie? Yeah.

That, yeah. Whatever. But the British dude, all right. So Robin Williams, Ben-Gal Brown or Estela. The thing is, it's throwing me off. The complexion of his arms, brown, what the fuck? What's up, buddy? The pasty face is telling me,

I'm gonna go stealer. Ooh! That was Mrs. Dow Fire. Great movie. That's a movie? Great movie. It's kind of like Nutty Professor. Fun fact, the African in here has not watched what coming to America. Whoa Oh, never see that this week. It's a fun fact. I thought they did that in like orientation That's what I thought too, okay, Jillian Hall Jillian Hall pretty boy

Pretty boy definitely not been gyal because he's too look at how tight that tie is around his neck Yes, too proper. So he ain't doing the Ben-Gyal kind of stuff. You're right on it. I don't know if you can judge. No, you can. You can totally see it. I didn't see it at first. And the tie is tight.

It's also yellow tie. That's what killed the Pope. Oh, killed the Pope. There it is. There it is. There it is. Shout out to White Sox. Dave, is he there?

He isn't tied to us. I think so, yeah. I know Shane is. is yeah Shane's there Yellow tie killed the pope. Mmm Pasty white top not really He looks like a silver spooner, so I Am NOT gonna go. He looks like a silver spooner. He didn't grow up easy If you're a silver spooner, you don't get your fucking house stolen. So I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go brown Ivy You've been hanging out with change too much Yeah How he got there I was too tight to play a woman Yeah, he's got one of much money to get exactly what you bring To white he's white enough to get Hey however you get there you got there He's one of them even I'm pulling up on him and telling me you'll give me your change

I love how the paleness plays a huge factor somehow big time Yeah, this is like when you would look in the back of the book for the math problems Yeah scribble like you have to show your work. Yeah And he does work is all scribble. Yeah, you can't be like you got there a weird way, but yeah, it's right Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Who would you like to take a drink? You could also do boys in the booth trust tree trust tree con trust tree con boys in the shot number six You know what we have a newbie in the booth gab gab has to take one. Oh Oh my god, man, you know what we have a newbie in the booth gab gab has to take one. Oh

That's to take one here. We go gab she's hiding. She's taking up my spot. She's hiding. Oh, yeah Damn, I really what a date of a I really wanted a six shot before 1 p.m.. Yeah, yeah I'll get it. I'm gonna bang this one in and out. Let's do a throw here Michael motherfucking be Jordan now My radar is going this way is going that way this motherfucker hits every single corner whoa Whoa, buddy? Oh pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause time. He looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he looks he He's a fucking stealer. All right notes, uh brown black American brown black American So he probably made it later on unless I Stereotype I get black American black redundant Okay, you're right

Let this guy cook we'll get the brown black American So that means Ivy Leagues out the question. So it's a bin gal. The thing is, I don't know where he's from though. I don't know where he came from. If I knew where he came from, he probably, and he's an actor, he probably needs to do the bin gal, the bin gal thing to make it, so I don't know where he's from.

You think a humiliation ritual? Yeah. Money, money, money, money, money. They make you wear the dress? So you know what what I'm gonna I'm gonna go since I don't know the other two definitely not brown that's out Since I don't know the bin gyal thing cuz I'm not a movie guy. I'm more of a sports guy rugby and soccer and I'm gonna go with the stealer cuz he's made money

I'm gonna go with the stealer because he's made money Zah always dabbing on him How are you doing that? I didn't try to stop you. I just said you said brown black All right, who would you like to take? I understand. I understand. What a depth. All right.

So we are. Let's go DC, my man. Actually, you know what? The one ton. One ton. Take a shot. One fact. My mom, when we introduced him to my mom when he came to our crib, I introduced him.

I was like, Mom, this is one ton Don. She called him the one ton, like the metric. Oh, yeah. Might stick. One ton. New Amsterdam, ice cold. cold celebrity shot. There we go, Donnie Yes, we do one or two more of these up to you he's cooking fuck is cooking Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm hot. What's the s3 in a row, right? So Donnie the premise of the game is Bengal Brown or Steeler? Did they go to an Ivy League? Do they play a woman?

Have they been a gal in a movie or have has their home been publicly robbed? And Zah's the one who's answering these. All right. Here's the problem My brother's time This is my brother's time. This is my brother's guy. My guy my guy is Chris Tucker Okay, he's the 80s Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker was the 90s. Can you call your brother? You're allowed to call your brother. He's doing time zone math. No, I'm trying to figure out whether he wants me to call him.

Especially on camera. Where does he live? He lives in Florida. Oh, okay. It's more for anonymity. Actually, no, I'll... Just call him. You don't have to FaceTime him. He's not going to get cancelled. Anonymity actually no doubt just call him you know to FaceTime him

Actually you know what I probably can't he's well man. Oh, yeah, he works corporate job On a Friday. He's at the Cubs game. Yeah You're calling him What's your brother's name? I'm excited Ed your ex what your explanation? He's a zayas a zayas which means which means try your parents like it's a tavia and Yeah, you can just keep it on your yeah, yeah He's using his phone a friend folks. I can say this on camera, too I'll say it and I'll say it in Shauna. Oh, yeah, you could speak

You hear a little bit of Shauna if he picks up. Oh, that's gonna be great Really sure the Shauna voicemail? If not. Oh no. Shit. Just so, just so. He doesn't know his brother's in a jam. Just so you confirm. Yeah, yeah. I'm taking the piss. Ed. Calling my brother.

Ed. Calling brother Ed. That's my niece and nephew. Oh, they're cute. Is that you drunk brother? Oh, he's hammered. Oh, they are cute. All right, he didn't pick up, so now you have Eddie. All right, brother? Oh, he's hammered. Oh, they are cute. All right.

He didn't pick up, so now you have Eddie Murphy. All right, so Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. What if I try to tell it to you? What's the name of the language? Shauna. Shauna. Shauna.

I'm going to try to tell it to you. He can answer. You want me to give him? Yeah. No, I'm going to tell it to you. He can tell you the answer. How do you spell Shauna? S-H-O-N-A.

What's Ad short for, Zai? Shauna is the name of your brother. It's a ed is short for a Zai there we go it's I which means try try try harder can you say your full first and last name how Glenny Balls does that well he butches it my name my mom calls me Zatayda, which means, loosely translated into English, means what we wanted. Okay. But it's Zatayda Shemera? Zatayda Tafara Chimidza.

I love it. Cast some spell. The dark one. That's not fit not to have a bean. Alright, I'm gonna give you a try. Itamba Chimberi. What? I'm giving you a shot.

It's like mincing with the Chinese. The big cat, I am not trying to glaze. I think that was pretty yeah Itamba chambery what part do you lose you ads up? I don't even know what the fuck you say Trying to communicate to me, bro You itamba chambery you come back Jim better so I pick up Jim better old Jim better CHI MB e re All I can say is that time by chair chimberry

I Tom but I can't give you a I tumba Donnie have you ever someone across across Shauna speaking people? Can you help here at all? Yeah, maybe Donnie can help. I only speak sets wanna Fuck my bed local language Botswana So the stealer Brown was the fucking what was the thing but I've been yeah, I believe I Tom but your Barry used to play old Chimberri So I'm I think you're probably trying to say he used to play an old lady. So I'm gonna say been gal So he played old woman you say no no no no no no no oh yeah, Norby as well

So I Tom but Chimberri so so so you should have so that's why languages don't translate literally I come back to me It is that woman he played he played the orderly obese. Yes played in old Old woman Hercules all right, so I guess that's what I don't want to force your hand. I guess that's one more for Danny Actually, you know fuck it Whose eyes are looking redder? Let's go Nicky. Oh fuck All right, that was uh that was the end of that is uh you were again phenomenal unbelievable. How does he do it? He's so good Jake Gyllenhaal was incredible. I don't know how you teach someone to be like you saw were you

You just got to be born with a bad I just my brother you can't teach us I wish it was that quantitative math that I could break and break the world and all that do Have you seen my Pickings chewy sounds thing So Donnie I invited Donnie on the show, but there's the membership fee. Oh Oh, what that's five cards? Oh? Shall we yeah, yeah, let's do is that is that how we typically do yeah, we do we always have done it that way Oh fuck

Okay Titus can you guys hear me? Yeah? Okay? I can't like hear myself. You have to name a professional, an NFL team. I'm drunk as fuck. Let me go. If I pool that team, you have to eat the card, but you can put it in a calzone. Or an Uncrustable. Okay, I think I'd want to soak it in water maybe,

and then just, or. Yeah, that would work. Yeah, you can soak it in vodka. I have a guy after this bringing me in a few original packs of Pokemon cards unsealed he found in grandma's attic and I'm gonna handle those Nervous you're perfect nervous. All right, give me the Carolina Pan Browns I'll stick with the Cardinals. I'll go Houston Texans Ravens Lucas Steelers Stephen Chey

Carolina Panthers Yeah tight as one over same brain Miami Dolphins Miami Dolphins Seahawks Stephanie I see you Colts Colts. Stephanie, I see you. Colts. Colts. Alright, look it up. Oh, that is a cowboy. Who said cowboy? No one said cowboy. Gatwin. That is a commander. Whoa. Two. I almost picked it. That is a Detroit Lion, Barry Sanders. I almost picked it. Here's four. That is a Raider.

Max Crosby. Last card, boys. That is a Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Wow. We did it. We're in the crew. Donnie, welcome. Welcome to the crew.

I was looking forward to eating a card. No, you shouldn't. No. No. All right, let's spin that wheel. Oh. All right, Lucas's wheel. Make sure Donnie's on there.

Oh, yeah. Are you fine being covered by Flower? Yeah. Okay. Donnie's down for anything. I forgot who I was talking to. Donnie might be the anti-Sass. Oh my God, he might be. He really is.

Down for everything. I would agree with that. Would sass get into it, do you think? No, absolutely not. Donnie did one of the dumbest things i've ever experienced in my life He walked into a river infested with hippos that's like your biggest fear right sir it's the number one man killer in africa And they were like a hundred yards away You know how fast they move within that water we would have been dead we're in a tent they kill 500 people annually

Okay, yeah i was just gonna hide out in our concrete bathroom that we had. Everyone's gotta plan until the hippos running straight towards you, man. Oh no! This is absolutely horrible. Damn! This freaking sucks.

What are you gonna do? There's nothing you can do, man. That's the wheel, I guess. Yeah, it is the wheel. I already got flour on me, so it's not that bad. Danny. Yeah? Your mouth sounds dry, buddy.

I guess you're right. Oh, man. What else do you have for the rest of the day? Not much. I'll be fine. There we go. Titty bar? I actually haven't been to one in Chicago. You and Danny should go to a titty bar. I used to go to Sapphires in New York. What's good around here?

I still riled up from that VR point. Danny, what's a good titty bar? Never even seen it. Is the Admiral still around? That's good around you. That's still riled up from that VR porn. Danny, what's a good titty bar? Never even seen it. Is the Admiral still around? Pink Monkey? Just from what I've heard, of course. All right, three, two, one. Oh, he's doing it gentle.

He's Phantom of the Opera. He's trying to get more on E is Phantom of the Opera. All right, Steven, thank you friend. Good job, Stephen. I was telling Nick on his podcast, I think you guys should poop and fry someone. What? It's when you first dump a bucket of chocolate pudding over someone and then you dump a couple buckets of fries on them.

I didn't know that was the name for it. Chocolate pudding. I love that. Yeah, that'll be on. That will definitely be on Plinko Day. Might have to work that in, yeah. A poop and fry? Yeah. I didn't really think of that.

It all started when I was- It's called a poop and fry? It's called being pooped and fried. You know what? That's genius though, Donnie, because the name of it, and then you explain it, you're like, that's not that bad. When you say poop and fry, I was like, well, this is gonna suck. Yeah., we're all have to eat poop. Yeah

chocolate sauce and poop Chocolate pudding and fries I had a Russian roulette with chocolate sauce When we were in like seventh grade in the school cafeteria my friend Dipped a fry and chocolate pudding and then put it on my friend's calzone and goes poop fry Wait, and that kid started like burst into tears and ran out of the cafeteria. We all felt so bad So you invented poop and fry? Uh, and so then I was like I invented the concept of then you could actually try to poop and fry a human. Holy shit Wait, what was the friend's name? Yeah, so I didn't know

We're here with a celebrity Wait, what was the friend? Yeah, so I didn't know we were sitting Celebrity actually it's never been done. I just think it'd be hilarious to do this I think we have something we have something here. Yeah, I think Zah is so drunk right now next time We do a KB's Wild Laza. You need to like do something where it's the Steeler Bengal Brown But it's inventors and what they invented and they'll be Donnie Remember what was your friend's name who meant to do No, I mean I invent like it's my idea to do it to a full humor the friend who put the frying We have you ever pooping from was Ben and he and what I? Don't think he wants to be

Yeah, putting a chocolate pudding fry on a kid's calzone. I'm so hungry I could eat Ben right now. What, Donnie, have you ever poop and fried though? So one time I tried to do it at the beach and it actually failed so I... How? That was a good laugh. It failed because, so this was like 10 years, 20 years after. We haven't perfected the... Donnie's back to the fucking lab.

He's trying to eat the plate. Abort, abort. Ten years, I'll know after we haven't perfected the heat Donnie's back Off the Eiffel Tower trying to fly standing 30 feet away with goggles on like no It actually failed so bad this was like 20 years after the initial pooping fry Okay, And so I wanted to do like a callback joke. So I like, I had a bag of fries and I poured four cups of chocolate pudding into the bag and I shook it all up and then shook it all up and then we're at the beach. So I sneak up on my friend and I was going to like empty the entire bag on his head. But when I tried to do it, he just deflected it with his hand and it went back on me. So I just ruined my white shirt.

You poop and frown and then it also hit like a couple of the fries hit my friends like five-year-old kid and he started crying wait so a hundred percent of poop and fries always end in tears it seems like so far they've always had two for two on tears you were the victim of your own invention yeah like the guy that did the horse statue in Denver. Yeah, Frank is our so camp this year We're gonna poop and fry and then my friends five-year-old kid layer that night was asking like what's a poop fry daddy? He's like, I don't know. I didn't even know sit down for a second son. Yeah What an invention? Yes. Oh Work we just get like a Nickelodeon

What an invention. Yes. Oh, man. I think it can work if we just get like a Nickelodeon slime style bucket that pours chocolate pudding and then followed by a bunch of fries. Yeah. I heard they use green colored applesauce for slime in Nickelodeon.

Really? It doesn't look like applesauce at all. A little bit. No, Danny, it doesn't. Have you ever tasted it? That you said look. You said look. No, it is.

It's not. It's actual applesauce? It does. No way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no it is it's not actual apples. No way no way There's no way that's a liar show no way are you out of your fucking mind Danny? What the fuck? Where's the liar's helmet? Yes Get it all no way it's applesauce get that fuck thing on It's vanilla pudding vanilla. It's not most an oatmeal and what did I say you said applesauce Get that thing on It's vanilla pudding It's not mostly What did I say?

You said applesauce There's some applesauce A little bit, probably a pinch A skosh at most I'm not wrong But you were leading us to believe that was mostly applesauce It was all applesauce That's what we thought Alright, let's spin the wheel It was all applesauce.

That's what we thought. All right. Let's spin the wheel. Now all I can think about is poop and fry. Poop and fry. Old fashioned poop and fry. Ooh. Travis Hunter. What's that?

This is a gambling game. Little roulette. Za, would you like to get out here? Absolutely. So Za plays all the games? Yeah. By the way. Oh little roulette. Zah would you like to get out here? Absolutely So Zah plays all the games yeah, yeah, by the way By the way my brother my brother just texted back. He's in a meeting I'm gonna try see if I can call him just like did Eddie Eddie Murphy ever play a woman yeah, but do it in The local Shauna Shauna How many languages do they speak in Zimbabwe? He's in transit.

How many languages do they speak in Zimbabwe? So officially, officially according to the white man, it's two main languages and the rest are dialects. If you ask me, that's actually grown up, they lived and grown up there, like Chicorico. If I didn't know Chicorico, some of the ones they call dialects should be classified as languages. Oh, that that different very interesting

Alright, we're playing Travis hunter I made a gif with 50 different people on it and a few of them are named Travis You're going to tell Lucas to stop he'll screenshot the gif if it lands on a Travis you win If it lands on one of us we have to take a drink If it lands on Ryan Seacrest we have to finish a bottle We don't want a fucking Seacrest. So that's a one in 100 chance? One in 50. So Travis he drinks Travis he wins. He wins. We'll do five rounds any of us if it lands on us we drink. I see Travis Barker And if it's fucking Seacrest we got we're blocking out I see you Hunter. I see Charlie. I think Pastran is in there Travis Tritt Kelsey all right, and so you told

No, no so go ahead good. I don't want to put up. I don't want my hand to be screen-shotted shot it in a Nazi down this way the real you're just doing it to nuts down here it's down it's three two one pause he got the Rizler Oh you pull in front the air he goes Alright round two Three two one pause oh Toby Keith The country he's the one that sang the song with Nelly yeah, no oh no that's McGuire That's McGuire no no McGraw Toby McGuire oh McGuire? Oh, McGuire Spider-Man.

McGuire Spider-Man. McGuire Spider-Man. McGuire Spider-Man. You can give these drinks to your boys in the booth, too. You guys are all acting as one here, because I don't want you dead. Zah can drink a lot. Zah can drink a lot. I have seen him black out, though. I'm sure actually all you guys have. My problem is, I don't know where the line is.

Once I get close to the line, I cross it. I cross it way here. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Big Cat, do you want to play a round of Travis Roulette? Yeah, sure. 3, 2, 1, pause. Travis Barker.

Yeah! Well played. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait. No, no, no, no, you know what that is. That's a win for me. No, that's yeah, that's a win for me because I want it for me, right? But you know, you're representing me. So I'm going to use my drink. I'm going to antique Lucas. Oh, Wait, can I can I do it? Yeah, can I do it? Can you drink instead? He's gonna fucking hate me. I've been waiting for this. I can't do a drink instead.'s gonna fucking hate me I've been waiting for this I can't do a drink instead no no Danny would you like to play? I called it right is he down going to come yeah? Yeah, you know you have to try while wearing the helmet

No, don't feel bad He's always gonna hate you saw at least give him a reason yeah good point What are you talking about you can't? I can't do it. Za, you have to. Come on. Remember the last guy who gave up? You don't have to. No, you have to. You have to.

Za. No, I love you. Yeah. You know I love you. Yeah, he loves you. He loves you. He has to. No, no, no, Za, you have to. Don't feel bad. Come on, man. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna

do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not

gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not

gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do two hands? They're saying make it hurt. Oh, I mean that's a lot. Yeah. Close your eyes. Do it now. Do it now. Are you ready? Yeah. Alright, are you ready? Three, two, uppercut. Oh, it's on my nose. Oh, it's on. Oh

I want to poop and fry him so bad. Oh man. We got a poop and fry Lucas. I poop and fry Lucas so badly. Keep it on Lucas. Sorry Lucas. I do. I want to poop and fry you so bad. You look better with your face covered Lucas. Keep it on. Cause he would cry. Oh yeah.

And you got it. That's part of the pooping. It's poop and fry and cry. What if we actually tarred and feathered someone like. That would probably be problematic. Yeah cause I think when they used to do that back in the day with that stay on for like yeah, yeah I looked into it. I was gonna do it to one of one of the guys on our show. Okay. Yeah Who Cody yeah? Yeah. Yeah. All right. He'd be a great fry candidate. Oh my god

I was gonna fry. Yeah, I wonder if it's actually illegal now to tar and feather Yeah, only if you get caught it like fucked up Hey, you're fucking right. Yeah, yeah hot tar. I think I want everybody to play around to this all right You got up to step in by the way back there. He's back. Fuck. Yeah, shout out stuff. Are you ready? three two one oh It's me god damn it Danny By the way since I'm not drinking if it lands on me I will get antiques fair question for you Is it to run into rain? I don't know honest to God Italian right?

Albaida I tell all albany. Yeah, you don't look albany. No, I don't look at that doesn't look like Jeff Nadeau I I I not to not to insult you look Nick Irish ain't ain't ain't there it is that's that's what I would have Get a guess more and you ain't gangster looking enough for I'll look like a kidnap Liam Neeson's dog. How many more do we have? Three two one stop Oh Jennifer love you oh Leave it on there a while elite

Elite Donny would you like to play sure? anybody in the back I'd like to play Lucas you can't oh Yes, Che will have anyone for you now. He has subs now the big boss man Stefan is I can't see what's coming All right one back there now one two three stop Eddie Murphy he played a woman a tomba Cherembe. Ah, that's right an old woman Steven Che I actually haven't even seen Ryan Seacrest. I might have forgot areas three two one stop

Who's that Tim McGraw? one stop Who's that Tim McGraw? That's the nilly that is the guy I'll say over and over again You got to say that we when you're gonna stop three two one Meryl's Come on Lucas Lucas go again That was weird of you. That was so weird.

Kind of a vibe killer. Yeah. 3, 2, 1, stop. Beyonce! Ooh! With the honeyweed hair. Not a Travis? Not a Travis.

That's not a Travis. You guys heard of Country album? Can we talk about that? Actually no. Yeah! Cowboy Carter. I didn't like that Why did you like that okay? That's country album Give me a Disney's child Beyonce. Yeah, he's trying to do too much He's trying to get to commercial and bro she wouldn't there when they went to Disney's child

sounded phenomenal Shout out Kelly Rowland phenomenal Shout out Kelly rolling No Kelly, okay, Kelly Rowland anybody in the booth want to play I kind of want to see crest I love you guys by the way I love this show show brought me to fucking Chicago there. It is my Stephanie. You've been mum You have any obloes for the rest of the day all right play why she's watching over Lucas okay

you press it oh yes and your mic is still on Lucas your mic is still on and we can finish Travis TJ does not get the credit he deserves you're the only one that got a Travis yeah you're good at this too I'm really good at this you want me to go one more? you want to gamble one more? I'll do it again but you know the price of the gambling one more what? five more cards Lucas! Oh that was my email

Lucas would you slam on the keyboard? What just happened? They need you back there's a And that's what I was about to say TJ TJ does not get the credit he deserves man this that job that position, okay? Does not get the credit he deserves man this that job that position okay? Now I'm on your side Lucas. I'm on your side. All right. I'm sorry Lucas. You ready Three oh the Stephanie's going okay? one Marrow Street, oh she's tree oh

Double three that's a bad look all right Lucas. I'm gonna get another shot equals one seacrest Yeah, I'm sorry Lucas. You know a third strip is a secret. Okay. That's the conversion rate all right here. We go pause Three two one stop Tim McGraw Fuck I guess I'm not good at this and now you get antiques oh that's what you said you said all the felt if I get it wrong I'm gonna get an T I said if I get myself you idiot this is the next big drinking game I think if you guys want to play this weekend well I could tweet the gif out big cat yeah this is the only time I'll be fucking brave enough to ask this oh

I got I got to do it thoughts on because I want to hear you thoughts on your door Big cat yeah, this is the only time I'll be fucking brave enough to ask this oh I got I got to do it thoughts on because I want to hear you thoughts on your door. Oh That is that has the streets. That's all I thought you were gonna ask When I get political I get political Talking I think it's one of those situations that the internet is a bubble and thought he was gonna go in the first round and if you read anything about what the NFL teams thought, he was a late first round or early second round. I'm with you.

You watch games, you see his style of game, man, the whole he takes way too many sacks, runs around too much, the NFL is a pocket guy, you sit and you throw them. Here's the one thing that's a positive for should or now You can't be a bust if you're not a first at all so like if he gets picked and he sucks It's not like oh should or Sanders was a bust so The only way like he can either over perform where he got drafted or he can be like yeah I guess that's why he wasn't a first round or the Browns gonna take him right off the rip? I don't know

But that's actually like a weirdly like it's like the old Mitch Trubisky I always I always felt bad for Mitch because he didn't ask to get picked number two He traded up for that yeah, like I remember if you get picked number two you you and you suck You're officially a bust. You know what I mean? So he can't be a bust Yeah, but he is losing out like on 20 million 30 mil. He's fine. He's fine He could be it's Beyond maybe not maybe not hundred million dollars or something didn't know that yeah, he'll be fine. He'll be okay Yeah, I think he comes from money. Oh does hunter off the list

Travis hunters off the list all working up the courage to ask you that. Yeah, that was... I thought it was going to be something about... I mean, I've been seeing it. I needed ten shots of vodka. I thought it was raised. I thought it was raised. I thought a hundred percent raised. Titus, can I go to the cousin? Listen, if he wants to, that's fine.

He would have said yeah to a raise, but you used it on Travis. Yeah. Robin Cheat, you had one question to ask him. I've been seeing shit flying around these last couple days man people people is talking Talks about oh you're one with up shit door. I was so nervous. What was gonna come out of me too Let me tell you I finally have the courage to ask it big cat give me give me give me more money I'll get more blackout, which is not good I'm asking why I ain't gonna press people like my spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel

What we have I? Love this show by the way. I'm having a blast. I love our fans our fans are always good Let's go alright everybody name a team I Don't need no. I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. I'm hammered what type of day I'll raw dog any NFL team our own title. So you tired to go in first? I did the charges first Oh, no, I like going first. It's worked for me. I'm gonna go first and say the Saskatchewan Rough Riders Fucking who've we not said well you you can repeat. I've repeated it every night.

I know, I'm trying to think. Give me the, give me the Buffalo Bills, dude. There's no way. Okay. There's no way. Danny Conrad? Dolphins. Ah!

I think you've paid your penance, you can. Thank you. Yeah, you have. I'm thinking. Applesauce. Never again with the applesauce, Danny. I learned my lesson. Arizona Cardinals.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Z? Applesauce never again with the applesauce Danny. I learned my lesson Arizona Cardinals, okay Z Let me do the Oakland Raiders. I do the Cleveland Browns doing the Patriots. Sorry, Las Vegas Raiders. Let's read Raiders Yeah, we're apology accepted Lucas, thank you. All right Steelers nice pick. Mmm, Steven New England Patriots Donnie pick that Picked out of che do you not like the show the flower you actually not like this every single time

I made I made a conscious effort to pay extra attention that time other times. I was I was still big I didn't hear it there times. He's playing solitaire so Other times I was I was still big I didn't hear it on their times. He's playing solitaire So all of these little effort too much near your jobs, okay? I gave I gave too much of a conscious All right, just to locked all right big cat. Yeah, who we got that is a Seattle Seahawk Oh my god. I almost said that no that ain't a cowboy a Seahawk Seahawk. Oh shit. Whoops. That's all right That is a commander Red skin Sea Hawk. That's a Sea Hawk. That's alright. That is a commander. Wow. Redskin. That is a 49er? Oh my god. Three down. That is a cult. Oh! Four down. That is your move. I saw the blue. Fuck! I gotta eat Joe Morris. No, how old is this?

The older the better right you think so yeah, it's like it's like steak. Yeah, let it eat That's a Seahawks Look at it if you're if you're blind like me from here. That's that's blue and white give me your give your glasses What if these are made with like lead paint all right very well blue and white I'm going little cubes Yeah, I could see how you blue Yeah, all right. Oh my god. I got you to Brown Fuck all right, let's spin it again Lucas. I damn it You know what fuck it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, absolutely not. I'll be a champion. I mean this I earned it By the way have I told you niggas how much?

The most outrageous thing the most Americans no, he's love saying no, I know Yeah, I was about to say don't especially especially on camera. You don't know that guy No, you know what the funny thing is? One of my worst Barstool moments was when that slipped out. Somebody came up to me and told me, a white dude came up to me and told me, I can't say that because I work for Portnum.

I was like, what? What? A white guy said that? A coworker? I was about a box him in his face. Nah, a random white dude. That's insane. Mincy gave you the pass.

Yeah. All right, spin it Lucas I'm going real so I still we still don't know what's going on with the bags in the middle of the court I'll do it. I'll do oh yeah. No. No this is Nick. Oh yeah, that is that check off that's first round Nick It's Zas wild. I'll do I'll do what just Receiver what is that? I'm scared about it. Can I change out the seats for that if I have to do that? Listen, man.

Too high. Too high. Actually, you know what? For camera, I'll get up on a high seat. All right, this is wide receiver. That's my one rule. Actually, that was a typo. This is very wide receiver.

Okay. I bought a real big shirt. Okay. And Zy, you gotta get in this shirt with somebody. Okay. And run routes and you have to catch three out of five passes. Okay. As a very wide receiver with somebody else in this shirt.

Okay. Okay. So who would you like? Okay. You could pick anywhere from Danny to Danny and you could get in that shirt and you guys have to run routes and I think Titus would be a good quarterback. I'll throw it to you. And you guys have to get three out of five routes. would be a good quarterback. I'll throw it to you.

And you guys have to get three out of five routes. Titus, you call the route. Who's tall? Che. Che's tall. But you're in the shirt. Yes. With Che.

So each of you just have one arm out of it. Yes. Can I be the brains? I don't trust Che's brains. So you guys share the neck of the shirt and each of you have an arm. Oh, you got to coordinate arms. You're a very wide receiver. Alright, Nick, your plan to sabotage me is failing means are too close

I know I didn't know that I can almost say I gotta keep What a duo actually gonna be wildly difficult. Yeah, he's checked. He chose the tallest I Don't know how very wide receiver will work No, they both get an arm. They're both in one arm. Group project. So I... One arm each. One arm each.

This is fucking great, Nick. Thanks, man. It's fun. It's fun. Oh... Oh, the whole court? Alright, Jay. What do you want? What's the strongest? What's the strongest? What's the strongest song? Right?

His thought process is the best. He's like a mad scientist when he gets drunk. I have a giant pile of card. I have to eat and I still have more than half the cards left. Just don't get it caught in your mouth in your throat. I think these are those are better. Those are those are actual papers This one's a little gloss You have to call the play

And they are the back of your shirt And from now on you guys are Kaleef Raymond, a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions, who is half Chinese and half black. Whoa, you're Kaleef Raymond. Kaleef Raymond. All right, now we're getting... Decent player.

I just gotta stay bent. So people can see. Wait, so we have to... No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine. We gotta keep it honest, man. We gotta keep it honest, we gotta keep it honest. All right, so I have my lever. One hand.

One hand. So it's my left hand. It's my left hand. It's your right hand. We're like a post. My left hand. It's your right hand. So I can't use my left hand.

No. How do we do it? Are we going this way? What do we- So you gotta tuck that arm. Teach me the ropes. All right, so I can't- No, no.

All right, so we're gonna land under here. Where are you throwing from? Right up here. Where's the quarterback? I'll go on this side. You gotta tuck that arm No wait you know it has to be around you have to call it from the line of scrimmage. Stand right there. Stand right there. You're going to go... Hey, at the red line. Red line. Once you hit the red, I go left. This is...

I feel like this is either going to be incredible or drastic. I need one catch. Ready? Set! Lucas, you've got to get the camera. Oh! Oh, they got it! They got it!

Lucas got none of it on camera. Hey, it doesn't count. Lucas didn't get it. Just stay on this, Lucas. Guys, it doesn't count. Lucas didn't get it. Lucas got zero of that on camera. Lucas, that's a one-shot penalty.

Oh, man. Oh. Oh, no. Zau's dying. No, no. Stop, stop, stop in the free-trick. Stop in the free-trick. So funny. Do that three more times. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh No sauce dying

Yeah You gotta get three. We'll give you your first. So you're one for two. Yeah, one for two. Yeah. Could Che pick Za up if he wanted to? Za's heavy. He's got to piss.

Here, I'll come in for one. I'll Za piss. Yeah, go in for one. I'm coming in for one. I'll come in for one while Zha pisses. Yeah, go in for one. I'm coming in for one while Zha pisses. Danny, what's your method for eating cards? You have to gnaw on it for a minute. I would say these pieces small enough Yeah, I was thinking I'm gonna put in a body armor chug it down. That would be the easiest that would be the best way

Yeah, it's like more resistant than gum. Oh They're good I need you guys go again How did Zahn and Che catch the first one I have no idea nobody knows the audience oh That's a good time very very Disorienting All right one for two one for three come on guys you got it. Goddamn Antonio Brown in the frame. He's hammered. This way? So drunk.

Sorry, sorry, here, I'll throw it at the... We got four. I'm gonna try to throw it at the track. He's like carrying a... Oh no, glasses. Glasses, glasses, glasses. I need new lenses. He needs new lenses.

All right, I'm throwing it right at the track. They both have visual impairments. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Are we seeing it? Full stop? Full stop? Full stop? Full stop?

Full stop? Full stop? Full stop? Full stop? Full stop? I love chase armor on Yeah! Alright, first down. Alright, last one. We gotta get this one. We gotta get one more. This is the last one. You have to catch this. Game on the line. Let's go crazy. He's so drunk.

You need one more. You need one more. Alright. Cooking with the He's so drunk. You need one more. You need one more. Fuck. Fucking fucking gas. God damn. What do you want? What do you want him to do? Just catch it. Let's go fucking, let's go.

Hail Mary. Hail Mary. What's a Hail Mary? Dive in the candle. You want a Hail Mary? Hail Mary. Run. I know what fucking Hail Mary Incredible oh my days. Oh my days. Oh my day What a fucking catch ah good throws mark. Oh Look at him

Wait do it again, Zah he's going crazy. Oh, he's nice spinning that ball ball yeah he is also the best and oh good toss Titus oh shit that was awesome that goes off the wheel Lucas oh my very wide wide resources are oh fuck an incredible you're you're you're an athlete you're my quarterback tight fucking out what a catch what a fuck I roll that replay yeah we got a throw in the breadbasket what's his name on ESPN to Peyton Manning would be proud yeah that's another pasty white guy you know he's the best quarterback manning big cat knows what I'm about to say you know Terry Andre no definitely not all right all. Let's look at this Oh my god game on the line Chips back oh There we go Lucas all right

Yes, bn2 yes bn2 Lucas is struggling right now. That's a drunk. Yeah, that's on. It's a little bit of a pass Here's my pile of card, you know, man, that was so awesome Lucas already texting girls. We have the get get just get the replay from Connor. He got the POV that would be a better video Connor send that to him That guy on the ESPN too. Please no more card. Alright the next round.

That's everybody take a drink. Oh golly. Donny you want to? Do we have any plastic cups? You got some? Yeah. Oh here. Sorry. Oh no it was actually perfect. Oh Here

Sorry oh no, it's actually perfect all right Danny did you notice in your stool that there was a basketball player? Hmm when you ate your card last week. Oh, I kind of started feeling shitty no poor I went out I puked it up people were rush is freaking me out saying there's foil in it and shit really Well, that's pussy shit Well, I had I shouldn't say I made myself yeah, I guess I've had two cards this week Welcome to the club Alright you collect when I do the pile no no no I

Earned this fair and square. We'll do you know you do you want to play another game? Would you like to do this? I love it once once I get over the nerves When I'm sober, I'm very nervous Let's uh, I go hide The sweat the sweat is Everyone drink already? Oh, I didn't yet. Yeah, I did.

I didn't yet. It's very rude of me. Fine, dude. Oh, you gotta go again. Lucas, Connor sent me the video. Another shot for no manners. Yeah, that's a double shot for crassness. My friend.

Little tiny, little tiny boy. You going out tonight? Keep going? You said little tiny little tiny boy. You going out tonight? Keep going? Oh my god. Am I going out tonight? Where are we going? Where are we going? You're going to the bar with Danny? Nah bro, I gave it up.

You did? Lent's over. Why'd you give up the bar? I'm trying to clean up my act. Oh man. Can I just say I love you by the way you love you brought me you brought me In New York we well apart from I need I didn't even know if I didn't even know if you knew I was filling in For the egg. I do apart from that, you know, I didn't know you knew and then you let me come here, man

This is you're the best got me out of fucking hell time vibes. Oh, you did not like New York. Oh, here we go Here we go. You know go you're living in Jersey yeah no this is impressive the best catch ever I've never Oh wait, he's got the, let's get the. And I hate, I hate LeBron by the way, I hate LeBron. I don't know why I did this. Oh, and the dab. Wait, here comes this. No. I went the wrong foot the first time.

I had to get off the ground. We could have went the first time. I need to cut this up on my cut. You got rhythms on. Bro I've got them African hips. Smooth. All right. Let's spin it. I bet everybody's probably having a horrible time at the Cubs game.

But we're having fun here. I wonder what inning it is. Shout out to Ayaka's man. It's pouring out so they might not be oh yeah, no shoot shut out to our fans loyal That's flowers Fuck we just need to get that last one gotta be chan end. Yeah, wait. What's the last one? We're looking for first round pick What's that? That's a chair again Very curious. Can I swap out if I? Lucas Lucas He's gonna call you back you text him every morning Vince Carter text him every morning boys rubbing his palms

Are you ready for flower boy? Oh Oh No fucking pukes all my days Lucas think about it. I think about it think about it He rubs it on his bare thighs. You're a dickhead Lucas. What a dickhead. No one would ever do that to me.

Sting? No, no, no, new age. Flower becomes very flammable when it's in dust form so no one light a match right now. Lucas when's your contract up again? You're such a fucking pussy. Lucas barely got any on me. Oh, yeah Miss fucking missed you pussy There's not a square inch you can barely see it on me you fucking pussy

Curious what that first round pick thing is. Give me first round. There we go! First round pick! All right! Za! Who here would you like to challenge in first round pick? Am I allowed to get an idea of what the challenge is? I'm afraid you can't.

So blindly. As my mother would say, the one ton don. The one ton don. Here, sit down. The one ton don. All right. Not the one, the one. Like, one the number. The very first time I met Zah's mom, she was like, I thought you were going to be way fatter

because your name's the one ton don. One ton don? They're thinking of Don Peter. I'm 2,000 pounds. So first round pick, you will both sit in those chairs out there. There's a sorted amount, there's bags in front of you. I wish this would have happened sooner so I could have explained this better. You will have to take-

That is a great sentence. You'll have to take the first pick of the bag and it will be a round food. The other person will have their eyes closed, you throw it at their face. If they guess it correctly, they get a point. A round food, okay. So in those bags will be a round or circular food. Donnie, let's say you take one, Zah,

you'll have your eyes closed, Donnie will open the bag, see what it is, and throw it at your face. If you guess correctly, that's one point. Okay. Oh, I've played this game. I have one point. Yeah, yeah. Is it something that'll get my dreadlocks in trouble?

Dreadlocks will not be in trouble. Okay. Dreadlocks will not be in trouble. It's anything you can get at Whole Foods. Good question, though. Great question. So. Oh, these are stress.

So, the first person to get three correct, so it might be strategic to maybe stick your tongue out to get a taste of the food You really want to focus on the feeler now those at home as as the thrower if you miss the face Or if it's a bad throw deemed by us in the audience Unfortunately, that's a drink bad throw okay, okay, so gentlemen if you'll take your seats out there for first round pick I got goosebumps I put the card in the drink, and I'm in chugging it not too bad

Do you want to lower chair? You're welcome no no wait no that's on me He's so drunk he's already doing that I don't usually do this yeah, why'd you do I'd you code switch I don't usually Who would like to go first gentleman's game All right, so Donnie you close your eyes up real tight Zai you pick a bag and throw it at Donny's face. And then, oh, whatever it is. Whatever it is, it's your first pick.

And Donny, it will be something round. Zah, maybe show it to the camera. It's closed? Yes. I don't even know what that is. Me neither. Get closer. Can I say?

I'll tell the people a secret. Whisper. Reese's cup. Oh. That was the people a secret whisper That was the loudest It's not gonna go down you'll be good why would you want to open your Maybe do closer. Closer, Zod, closer.

Into his fucking mouth. Alright, so I gotta keep it high. No, no, get closer. He stepped back! I gotta keep it high. It's very... You don't gotta hurt him, Zod. All you have to do is hit his face.

All you have to do is hit his face. Actually, I didn't know that. Three... Two... One, if it's facing... How do I hit his fucking shoulder? I missed, I missed left. All right, Donny, two misses. That means you're allowed to feel the object.

OK. One second of feel. Time. What is it? A Reese's peanut cup? That's right. One nothing. All right. I drink. No, no, you'll be good good you'll be good for right now. It's first of three

Very also there are really no rules a very definable object through touch those ridges you got lucky with the ridges there Okay, my face ID on my phone doesn't work I don't have any. I don't know. All right, Donnie show the camera what you got. Once Zah's eyes are closed. Great game, Nick. I, this was the last one I thought of late last night. All right. What's yours? I don't know what it is. Oh, but it doesn't matter. Okay. Stop. Human gallery stop. Oh! Oh my days.

That felt hard, that felt hard. It felt hard. You're allowed to ask for another throw. Doink. That's small, but felt hard. Donnie, maybe go one at a time guys for everybody listening and watching I believe these are junior mints what small and a fucking what's the thing that they pulled the gold things that they pull in

popcorn in America I don't know what you put in I don't know but wrong in Oh pop Hope gold put him on Hit his tongue Donnie is it a senior mint You're allowed to guess. Mint chocolate, mint chocolate, mint chocolate. I have to get the brand. They can eat dad on them. What the fuck? Mint chocolate tastes like jelly. Tastes like jelly in the middle. What's mint chocolate? Fucking Cadbury? No, Cadbury is bigger.

Are they big or small? I don't think you broke them up. Titus and Ezio are not broken up. They're not broken up. Are they big or small? They're not broken up. Are they big or small? They're very small. Okay. There's a lot. So not a senior. They're small. Mints. I hate mint. I hate chocolate. I'm so sorry. All right. So I'm going to go cat. No, no, no, no, no. They're small mints. What? I don't know. Do we think he knows what they are? No. I don't like them in chocolate, so I don't softmores. In chocolate. I like them in chewing gum.

In gum, in chewing gum. Ken Griffey. Ken Griffey. Ken Griffey. Who's the baseball player, Ken Griffey Jr.? That's the last baseball, that's the last road to the shore. What was that last part? The last road to the shore.

Stay focused, Zah. Zah, Zah, stop, stop, Z road to the shore. Stay focused, Za. Hey, Za, Za, Za, Za, Za. Stay focused. Stay focused. Robert Downey. Junior? The fucking Star Wars guy. I love that he's a...

And Ben? Oh, no. He's in one of them superheroes. Coworker for us, Ben? Iron Man. Za, Sammy Davis. I don't know who that is. All right, so Ken Griffey Jr. combined with Ben, our co-worker.

So Griffey Jr. is Seattle. Seattle. Seattle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let him work for Seattle. Let him go. He might get there. Florida. Florida Marlins. Yeah. No, Marin. Who's Marin? Seattle Mariners. Okay. Think names. Ken Griffey. Ken Griffey. and then Ben.

You already know what it is. I'm trying to guess who the fuck they're thinking about. All right, Ken Griffey and then Robert Downey and then our coworker Ben. Ken. Final answer in 10 seconds. Yes, he got it. It's the famous candy. Ken Griffey, Julie. Other Junior Mints.

I know sit back down. We got bag. I don't know that Nick. I don't know that. All right, no sit back down. We got bags. I don't think he knew Mincy's first name. No, he did. Wait, who? Ben Mince. Like shared to him.

Yeah. A little late. Yeah, because you went to Julio. Oh, no, you said Ben. Julio is the one I know. Julio is my brother. I know Ben. We have too many Bens.

Mincy? Two. Two. Too, too many. He's going to let him cook. Yeah gonna let him cook. I like this all right That's a fat Hey, I need you to pick a bag Donnie hand it to him No, no, no, no, no, because I know you're right your head is fried you're trying to What are you talking about?

He's right, your head is fried Sneaky the back No, no, Zah's for you to throw No, no, no, you throw it to him No, no, you throw it to him Oh no, the best part of Zah getting drunk is gonna be his text to you tomorrow morning Yeah, yes And I hope he doesn't because I fucking love him

Zah, show the camera. Show camera. Za, Za, Za. Za, show the camera. Do a loud, do a scream whisper. Yeah, whisper into the mic. Donny, Donny. Whisper into the mic.

Like you did last time. Whisper into the mic. Like you did last time, Za. Za, whisper into the mic. I got it, I got it, I got it. These are cherry tomatoes. You should know. Oh, this could show.

Donny. No, too many, too many cousins, too many cousins. So I to figure out what it is, I'ma show em You should now I'ma figure out what it is Donny No, there's too many cousins, too many cousins, so I gotta figure out You have too many cousins for this? That was crunchy Because bro, there's the fat one, there's the big fat one, there's the other one, then the paste We're not doing like sub-sex though Small, small, small tomato cherry My card is I hate the card such a fucking star I love it so much we cannot go this long without doing this as well. Oh, this might have to be monthly. Oh, Johnny, you got to angle your back.

Back. You got to be bussing your neck. There's no way. There's no way. That's the hardest way. Oh, it's there. There. Way off. He said there. Donnie any guesses? Oh, that felt right. That was so funny. Cherry tomato. They're always! Oh, the bears are so off.

Saz gone. Saz gone. You got a guess? You have a guess? Just dunk it, Zod. All right, last throw, then a guess. Oh. All right, Donny, guess.

Is it a gummy? No. It's a cherry tomato. All right, you guys have to get this last one for three Oh boy density Cherry tomato do not touch my chair Marish why the fuck is your friend laughing? Why the fuck is your friend left? Why the fuck is your friend who's friends on?

Oh shit get up he gets a random person Hey, not in your house not in your house No, it's your house to make a car get down here to eat a car. It's your house You're meant to show the camera this is your calling we have pita bread Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, one. Take your glasses off, man. Yeah. What are you about to do? Take your glasses off. No. No. Okay.

Fucking hell, I'll do it. Whatever. Donnie, go ahead. Three. Donnie! Oh my god. Donnie! Donnie, rifle it at him!

Oh, Donnie might have a gas! Stop! Stop! Wait, let's hear what he has to say. He's got a gas. I have it open. Vicka! Vicka! Alright, alright, that's not, that's not felt. That's not felt. Here, one more, Donnie. What he has to say? He needs one more Tony

Folks it's thicker than ham that's a my I'm not gonna open it's thicker than ham. That's in my eye. I'm not gonna open. It's thicker than ham, folks. Well, you hit my eye. You hit my eye, I just haven't opened it. Do you want a soft toss? Give me a soft toss. Oh, it's on your head. Can I take a bite? Can I hear a bite from Big Cat? Yes. Donny, take it off. Is this your last one? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it walking in

Gonna have dread flavor. It's gonna have a little dread flavor Down I'll put on your headphones, and I'll do it right into the mic Alright good, so you can sit I have it hidden. I have it hidden I have it hidden. I have it hidden You gotta dab up yeah, yeah, yeah No, no sit sit down here's your wrist distress. You can open your eyes right now. You can open your eyes because I have it hidden Yeah, I have Your headphones and then we really need you to lock up This is this is a game winner walk off. Yeah, this is a walk. Yeah, but yeah

No, he's oh, I'm biting it. I'm but you have another one Yeah, well, okay there. All right. All right. All right Cuz these I don't know these I'm like you get I'm on the I'm on the chat everywhere every time His motherfuckers just bitch all the fucking time. Yeah, you're gonna be like, oh, to be like, oh, it's not even, it's not even like serious. Bro, this is a fake show. This is serious. But anyway, listen, you, you pussies, I have my fucking eyes closed.

I'll have my, you see this? Give him his headphones, Nick. I'll have my headphones on so that you pussies don't fucking moan. There's probably nothing but his IWs right now. And he's just. Right, I got to get out of here. This is what I, this is what I was. This is is where you want to do this is what I was dreading

All right, I'm gonna take a bite and chew it. Okay, all right No, right up in my you got your headphones on I'm gonna do it in the mic I'm gonna do it in the mic loud enough right up in my ear Are you sure in this one and this one and the mic? All right, okay. I'll be honest. I'll keep this down This is good here Okay, I'll be honest. I'll keep this down. This is good here Yo, that was a soft ass Fucking crunch. Oh, it tastes it sounded like it was something that had like fucking juices in it. No, it's round

It's not it's not solid. It's not like this is something like it's not like a fucking, it's not a chocolate. You want another bite? Not like a Reese's. I'm gonna listen to the second one. Alright, wait, listen to the true real quick. I just wanna explain the first thing I heard. It was very soft. Let him cook. Was very, it was very mushy, very, very, very kind of, kind of like a watery, watery with

a bite kind of bite. I'm gonna set it better. Alright, let's go big. Would you like a watery watery with the bike and I said about it all right let's go big would you like a smell on I'm gonna do I'm gonna do two things for you and no no no no no no no two of the same with you know I'm gonna I'm gonna rip and then bite oh so you get to hear a rip oh Here's the rip ready. Let me get changes everything That was a smooth rip Not rough all right not rough so it buys me so Let me tell you what tells me it tells me this the skin is probably thin the skin is thin light

Okay, no light so then all right a bite, but it was juicy the end of that bite was juicy man, okay ready The bites after a water it tells me it's a fruit something that grows it grows on a tree. It goes on a tree colder I don't think it does not grow on a tree. I'm gonna get us not bad. Oh, we have to get a different bag Is it a common is it they're not getting the cat would you like to grab a bag? Is this something common or is it it's it's common? We are to be in the smell before it's common in the Mediterranean. Oh a smell Try get it on the smell if I can't Oh, it's a Conrad special. I don't like that. No, no any Conrad. Any Conrad knows life. I don't like that. That's right. That's right

Don't play with me. You know, you know me you know me and my paws gauge What did you get? Wait, hold on. Where is it? One more. Do I, I don't need to move. Oh, it touched my lip. It touched my lip. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Tell me, tell me your thoughts. Tell me your thoughts. Touch my lip. So I got one. I got one. All right. I can't wait for that. So, so let me describe this one. Yeah, he's describing the smell. Smelt, smelled yeasty. Smelt, smelt like yeast. It had that yeast smell.

Then, so where he made the mistake, he made it touch me. He made it touch me on my lip. He raised the lip. Touched my lip. So I know it's a bread. It's some sort of flavored bread. I can't figure out a bread.

I know it's a yeast. It's a yeast angled bread. Yeast angled bread? So it's probably like round what other bread Give me the fruit the fruit that big cat. It's not tomato cuz I thought it was tomato You thought that was tomato? You might have COVID No, not with I now I know now I know I'm looking for bread so now I know Nobody's around My eyes are closed. Nick. I'm vulnerable. I'm vulnerable. You know,

you don't mean you don't mean my pauses. All right. All right. All right. Get ready. Get ready. What the hell was that? That's the flavor. He's recreating a scene from the POV. That's what he said earlier. That's a flavor. That's a flavor of bread right? I'm giving you I'm just giving you a dab whoa no that's Tasted was tomato we that's now spicy. What that's not like a chip. That's that that was like a wet torito What the fuck did you wait one more? That's a tortilla that's a That's a tortilla. That's a tortilla. A tortilla. Are you locking it in?

A tortilla. A tortilla. I can, if I can get... Do you want to feel it? It's thicker than ham, Za. Remember, Za. You said thicker than ham. Thicker than ham.

Can I bite or am I going flavor tongue? Let him gnaw. Tongue. You could have a bite or feel. Just gnaw. Do you want to bite or feel? Big cat, you determine. If we're going're going by you determine. I'll be honest I think a lot of pressure big. I don't think you can bite it

I can touch and not bite. Can I yes for how long how long you do three seconds? That's too long my brother. All right, one second You're done Dowie Hold on one more touch for like half a second. Oh, he's getting greedy folks No, we doughy doughy doughy doughy so it tells me it's a bread the bread or a Pizza because he tell you but I did I'll give you a different feel I'm gonna give you know

I'm gonna give you a different feel give me put your hand out put your hand out I know you're fucking tell me your hand out ready watch watch put your hand out put your hand out. I know Your hand out ready watch watch put your hand out put your hand out fucking out touch. Oh he recognizes that I don't mind mind up mind haha no wait marinara wait marinara its on dope pizza its road spit dude marinara you said what he said

pizza its pizza pizza its pizza bread the driest thing ever hahaha you felt your throat spit The driest thing ever Close your eyes. We'll do this one fast. I have one last thing that you can guess the walk off for the win of I'm gonna give the fucking... I mean, add the Jimi Zimba on TikTok. We've been here the whole time, though. I love big cats, huh? So, I'm gonna give you a sound.

I'm gonna give you a sound first. Okay? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me a shake. Yep, I'm shaking. Up and down. Oh, I'm about to bust. So it tells me Bollie off the shake.

Bollie separated. Okay, all right. Now I'm gonna give you a bite. You ready? A bite? I know, I'm gonna take a bite. Line bite. No, I'm gonna give you a bite you ready a bite I know I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a bite lime bite. No. I'm gonna take you a bite by bite So I need your ears be honest get your glasses You know you know you know the we got him over here the chat I know how it goes Okay, I know the check it's the shot and size is gonna be like you

Comes the bite you ready, I'm biting I'm Ready sounds I'll get up in my ear. All right. This is my deaf ear. All right Here we go ready. Are you really gonna chill? Crunchy You guys I'm gonna give you a smell too. I'm gonna give you a smell. The wonton, so don't give me the smell. Can I just describe this?

The bite. The wonton don will know this. I'm thinking Maltesers. Has anyone been to Europe? Yeah, Maltesers with the, what's the Maltesers cousin? Crunchy, no, crunchy is also Europe. What, what? You're so-

It's the fucking chocolate. You think this was an import? With the- With what in it? Malteser, what's the middle of the fucking chocolate chocolate was an import with the with what in it? Malteser the what's the middle of the fucking? Yeah, it's a caramel caramel that You're a kid that does it listen listen to this bite Again, I don't think you hear caramel right listen again. Now. I'm looking now. I'm locking in way Oh, no, no, no, it's my let me fix my dreads I need you locked in. Let me fix my dreads. It's so crunchy.

All I hear is that fucking... And I'm going to give you one smell. Is it a... With the smell. Because I'm like, is it a candy? Is it a... If you don't say I don't hear caramel, that's a crunchy bite.

The bite... Would you like a lick? The bite that I heard is very crunchy. I would like the lick as the last option. I would rather like to fucking smell it first. I want to guess it before

milk chocolate. Let me ask you this, Big Cat. Yes or no? This doesn't count. Milk chocolate coating? Because that sounds like something that's coat. There it is. Yes. Clicky clicky.

Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. Pause. Nick, Nick, pause. Yeah, Nick. This way. Two times.

One. So. Whoa. I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you blindly. I'm gonna show you. Show me blindly. Show me something. So we do.

One, two. And then we meet. Okay, I got it, got it. One. You got to find me. You got to find me. One, two. Come on, my brother. I love. I heard the, I heard the caramel, the crunch. I need you to think about those European treats that you thought of immediately. You got a milk chocolate. Yeah, I know the outside. What's your marinara radar saying? Yeah, is there marinara? Is there any marinara?

By the way, I love Titus. See what you've done, Titus. He's the one I look at. So I look at Titus, so I'm in that scene. Oh, he's always looking at you. I look at Titus and Kate. I see Titus and Kate's reaction to everything, which is why I love Titus and Kate. But I love everybody. Marinaro-wise, very low. Too crunchy to have marinara. I know

There's no way halfway all the way out or nothing jeans get rid of nothing if you have to lick it to get rid of Died I've died so me lick it to get I did I did I bit it So I can bite you you're at the inside. I can bite. Can I bite? Can I bite? Give me a bite. Tiny, tiny. This is the same monologue as things at the Teddy Bar. You govern, you govern, you govern. You tell me.

Here? Yep. Crunchy! Crunchy, crunchy! It's a honeycomb. Here's the thing. I don't know your honeycomb cousin. Huh?

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Where's the mic? I don't know if honeycomb cousin. Huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Where's the mic? I don't know This is honeycomb. I don't know your honeycomb cousin honeycomb My honeycomb cousin in Zimbabwe is the crunchy the crunchy chocolate is my favorite. That's what's the European Maltese? We're almost positive the same way. What's in a ball? It's a ball the same way the ball, but what's in the ball? It's it's the chocolate is milk chocolate the the middle is is what the middle is yeah There you're there

But you're there you don't have to get the brand name you're what is Reese's no no you got the Cadbury what's in it is in the name of the European malt yeah What's in it is in the name of the European malt yeah and malt and milk chocolate Yeah, almost, but it it's a word and you have it No, Maltesers. No, that's Europe malt is correct You got it from the crunch have it your way Yeah, what was that get something what he said again? Have it your way. Yes, you rule

What does that mean? I confused them know this gets it they have that a whopper no no Burger King. Yeah, yeah, right Yeah, yeah, you're right huh Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a malt say what the thing is Burger King is Malt what malt chocolate no malt what? Are you fucking balls balls? Eat one eat one is that the same as a. Is that the same as a Maltese? Cause if it's the same as a Maltese, Lucas, can you pull up Maltese? I don't even know what the fuck,

what do you, a Maltese? It's a Maltese. Maltese. Whoppers. So our equivalent was a Maltese. Tell me if that's a Maltese. We were colonized, a brethren, I was colonized by the British.

Is that a Maltese? While we're on top. Zah. Yep, that's exactly the way. Oh, thank you, buddy. Oh, it's a dog? No, you're not. Big cat. What's that? Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. What if you search Maltese or something? That dog's running. Yeah. So wait, Za technically got it on the crunch. Yeah. Yeah. I'm counting as a win. I'm counting

that as a win. And it's been a great episode. Great episode. Look at that. Guys, I don't want to- Oh yeah, look! Oh yeah, you got it! You got it! Those are Maltesers! That's the exact same thing. That's exactly what it is. You got that off the first grudge. You got it. It's not a question. Yeah, you got Maltesers right away. We didn't know it. My brother, when it comes to- you know me. My brother and grudge. When it comes to Zod and grudge. No, no, give me a real one. When it Zod crime Give me a real one. This is an honor Yeah, you may film this I'll get another angle to

Yeah, brother was gonna cool he was gonna face them back, but yeah Great job open wide Nikki. Oh I'll get some more should we gamble with one more five set of cards? I think so I think we got to do one more side five set of cards one more You got a more NFL no no no one more NFL one more set of and then we'll spin the real We'll spin the real wheel this has been great. What a Friday all right? You're incredible man listen. I love you guys You guys brought me to Chicago

The way you can identify crunch is unlike the FBI should scoop you up multi you had like malte no, but here's the thing I didn't have a chance to actually impress tight No, he's the one talking about when I he's the one I look at the night He's not that's all you've done. I'll show Caught the football you're a hard man. You're a man impressed. Yes, man. I mean I watch this brother I know I know how you react to everything my G. I watch you. I'm in your eye line man All right, five. I love you guys five guys. Love you za you lightest team uh give me the Give me the bingles, and that's who che will take yeah

Danny give me the Jaguars. I'll stick with the Cardinals za team Marshall folk ma ram Give me the Jaguars. I'll stick with the Cardinals. Za team. Marshall, Falk, Marshall, Falk, St. Louis Rams. Met in 2003. I'll go Texans. Here we go. Chargers.

That's my first American football game. Wow. Ray Lewis, Ray Lewis was two years later. Steelers. Steelers. Che. 49ers. There it is.

Oh, he got it. Ready, first card, big cat. Yep. Here we go. That is a, whoa, I can't see. Can't see. I still can't see. Is that a giant giant? Leo now, Leo now, you know, manual, manual, Leo now manual.

They're old as fuck. You know, my God, Broncos Bronco. Evan Smith, I mean, you want to know boys. Oh, good. I know who that is. That is a Jaguar. Oh!

Danny! That's three cards! Oh no! Oh no! All right, last one. Last one. What does the FDA recommend? Three's more, right?

Yeah, I think it's more than they recommend. Tonight, I'm gonna eat one. Who's this? This is a rookie, I don't know. De'Quan Bowers. Oh, I think that's a Cardinal. De'Quan Bowers' buck. I'm gonna eat one.

I'm gonna eat one. I'm gonna eat one. I'm gonna eat one. I'm gonna eat one. I'm gonna eat one. I'm're right tonight. I'm gonna use this. This is a rookie. I don't know Dequan Bowers, I think that's a cardinal Oh, I'm gonna do a bite. I'm gonna do a bite a card Danny. All right, give us one more NFL Flower one three cards this week for Danny. Can I state can I state the fact that I love you guys? I love you. I'm drunk enough to say that I love you guys? I love you. I'm drunk enough to say that. I love you guys I also love the people filling in oh hell. Yeah, but gab is over there stef is over there

Thank you so much all right for nothing. I might actually just Danny Danny you're the hungriest dude. I've met every time we open up cards. You're salivating elevator fuck you guys not me yeah yeah yeah haha walk off Lucas is a prick everywhere we go line up everybody

oh my god one two three go Lucas on fire everywhere we go Lucas on fire Everywhere we go Lucas on fire Everywhere we go Oh my god

1, 2, 3 Alright, I might do a double I'll go nice Wait, hold on this much Wait, big cat, hold on I just did it Do it Everybody Oh, God. I'm by it. Sandwiches. Oh, God.

They should even out of space. Yeah, we gotta get the other side. Yeah, get the other side of the space. Three, two. Oh, tight. You see where he's missing? Yeah, I see. I see. I'll get it. I'll get it. All right. Close your eyes. Oh, yeah. Oh, is there any spots missing? the camera. Oh Every time oh fuck every time Nick incredible job

So much what a day. I'm not kidding these cars taste a lot worse those words yours That was the glossiest one I've ever seen Friday yeah, we just gotta spin the wheel. Oh we might That's for picking me off My family loves you they keep asking about you, so you want Donnie. Thanks for joining us Yeah, thank you Can we shout outs our family at some point what he's been there? Yeah? We can take the yak over there. Oh

Ask want on dawn bro. He got to swim with fucking hippo. You said that was It is the most dangerous, but it's also illegal okay, it was only able to do Love you guys. Oh, all right one more round. I'm not sent off the big man send off the big man to the kids Oh look at my hair Lucas we check in on you bud yak fans That ought to Stefan Gabby, but oh absolutely I have I have a thankless job. So the one one or two times they get on the mic

I gotta thank people one for one for I'm good I'm good Thank you, thank you for introducing also know you for Mark Titus. Anyway, yeah. That's going to do it. Our guy pick up to big cat as we say as we say in Zimbabwe. Don't go there anyway. Toda to Nana. Actually, Monday, I'll say Monday in real in American. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no American. Don't own up on Monday. I'll see. I would have a safe brew, what is the act?

It's the act It's the act Yes, I'm a talk shopper, do a Yankee swap, it's the act It's the act Sorry if I messed anything up. TJ will be back on Monday. Peace...