The Yak - Nick Recounts The Time He Got Piano Therapy | The Yak 10-7-24

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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The fleeces. Alright. Great work, man. Thank you. Really good stuff. Stephen Che walked up to me right before the show and gave me a very somber fist bump. Why somber? He came up in somberly and he's like, stuck his hand out

very slowly and said, I appreciate you man. Wow. So am I dying or is he dying? Huh. Well no, we're doing, we found love for Malisek over the last two weeks. We're doing chaise divorce Oh, yeah A divorce show would be awesome hell nah. Oh you're you're big in on your marriage. Oh, yeah Happy anniversary to my parents 45 years yesterday. Wow

When do you renew your coming for the record? When do you renew your coming for the record? Is that after you cheat on your wife? Or after she cheats? No. Chay, hypothetically, you're back on the market. Do you think you'd be able to pool pretty easily? I don't know. I mean I've slept with very few

women so I don't think I have a very good track record. Four. You've slept with four. Why do I know that so easily? It's a rush more. Pulling women isn't about sexual experience. You talk to a lot of chicks. You were DMing chicks for your job. No, like not, platonically.

Like you're always talking to staff back there. Are you a good flirt, Steve? No. No, not at all. I mean I probably would be better now than when I was in like in my mid-20s. I'm a much more confident person. Yeah. No, not at all. I mean I probably would be better now than when I was in like in my mid-20s I'm a much more confident person. Yeah But no, I mean I have no interest in talking to was there ever a moment you weren't confident

Uh, I feel like in my 20s. I was a little bit less sure of myself than I am at 38 You were in your 20s running a 4-3 Never 4-4. Yeah, okay. yeah okay I like you putting your foot down there Stephen for that was too far on me that was ridiculous difference yeah I I don't know nothing I don't think about him you'd crumple with the face of a single her Brandon yeah I wouldn't I don't think you'd be good no no I've lost that part of my repertoire. I never really had it. I just, I think if I got divorced,

I would just die very shortly after two weeks. Heartbreak? I don't know that I would be able to function. I just wouldn't be able to, I'm not a- What if she took all custody? You had nothing, you had no kids. Would that be easier? No, that'd be harder.

Yeah? I'm a domesticated cat. You can't throw me back out in the wild. Yeah, right. You die quick. Yeah, I would die. I would die quick. You can't. You've nursed me back to health. If you throw me back in the wild, something's eating me in seconds.

Yeah. Picture his car. Everywhere. A divorced Brandon car would be... You'd be living in it. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't even roll down the road. It would be bad. It would be a really bad be living in it. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't even roll down the road. It would be bad.

It would be a really bad version of Brandon Walker. It'll never happen though. What are we... What are we doing now? Now that the dating show's over? Right, that was giving us a lot. That carried the weight for a while. Did he ever get her number?

I think she forced it into his phone is what I heard Because when he yeah, he left and she was like, oh, I didn't even Get his number to you know, so I just date the second he was off the white wheel. He took off We had to go do a quick pick. Yeah Yeah, I Haven't I don't know. I haven't talked to him. He's here and then looks fine. Looks fine. So happy about UVA. Yeah, I don't regret the two weeks, but it was anticlimactic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As I don't know what I was expecting.

I thought he was going to be is something just expecting. Or a heartbreak with her taking it. It sucks that that hurricane happened. And then I agree. They gave her a reason to... I wanted to combat that, but I just couldn't. In my heart. Although, she could have just taken the money and quietly given the money to the hurricane relief.

She didn't have to... That's a good point. You have to make it all loud. I donate all the time and don't say a word. 90% of my time I'm donating. It's hard. Yeah. I% of my time. I'm donating It's hard. Yeah I'll do it mid conversation. Have you donated on the show before? Yeah Wow. Oh, yeah, that's that's a charitable guy

Wikipedia st. Jude Shriners you've you've Wait a minute when Wikipedia says give me money to keep me alive every time you've answered that call I use it so much. I would pay ten dollars a month for really used to the guy who ran it used to have his face on there Yeah, yeah, it's been a minute since I've seen his face, but I used to fucking hate that Jimmy something The guy Jimmy he made it the guy who made you know what I'm talking about Nick the guy it was his face invented Wikipedia you know he'll give you like puppy dog eyes his his face would come up and he'd be like the top Yeah, as soon as you got on with please he's like, please give me money. So pedia short for Encyclopedia, uh-huh and wiki is I don't know what wiki is short for but every other fan

Encyclopedia uses wiki and notpedia Besides Pokemon that's Bulbapedia, but they're like, oh go to that wiki. So has the word wiki and not pedia. Besides Pokemon, that's Bulbapedia. But then they're like, oh, go to that wiki. So has the word wiki, wiki, replaced the word encyclopedia? The word wiki has taken over the word encyclopedia, which is pretty crazy. It is. Encyclopedia's worse. They were big. That and then Encarta. Do you have Encarta? Oh yeah.

That was sick. Yeah. There was another one. The commercial had a dude, Encyclopedia Britannica, online. Had the dude with the long hair that was real obnoxious. But I don't know. When I got online encyclopedias, I thought we had arrived as a society.

Online or the downloadable ones? I think the CDs. Yeah, yeah. You're right, the CDs, not online. I would go on there and just play. I would try to find... Yeah, and they would have little clips of the, like I remember watching the Hindenburg disaster on one of those CDs and video that you just couldn't tell at all.

Looking for native tribe titties. Mm-hmm, that's exactly what I was doing. There wasn't an entry for native tribe titties though. You got to know the name of the tribe. Are they the worst titties. That's exactly what I was doing. There wasn't an entry for native tribe titties though. You got to know the name of the tribe. Are they the worst titties? That's desperation tit. Yeah. Yeah, if you're- But when you're of a certain age, I mean- If you're a national geographic titties, it's pretty bad. Yeah. But that's also gone right? We don't have to. That's not even something you have to do anymore. I feel go with magazine or go to National Geographic magazine to see that is that is a desperation

wank and that's just you don't do that anymore. Yeah. No masturbation is easy now really Really easy. They really come a long way. You don't need much anymore. Kate, thoughts? Pfff. Jerking should be harder. It still stinks for ladies, I feel like. Well, you should clean yourself better.

Yeah, that's true. Fair, that's true. That's true. Fair. That's fair. That's a hygiene thing. I feel like it's all geared toward you guys. Not a lot of great ball albums, great balls. Yeah, like Balls magazine. Balls quarterly.

Play Balls. I used to subscribe to Balls. The jokes in there are so good. I only read balls magazine jokes for the articles. The centerfold has like two drop downs. Oh that's cool.

Kate you should become the editor in chief. You should found balls. Balls. I might. I know a guy. You got a balls guy you got a balls Does he does he go for him I didn't I Didn't know you could have great balls. I thought balls were balls balls

Yeah, they're like the no dudes in the group jacket and clown for his balls That's not true. You think some balls are just one blob. I think the dick takes the head Sweet potato pat is it but like that is like he's a freak exception. He's a freak Yeah balls are like your elbows. They're just kind of There's their guys get their balls smoothed out they get them. That's a thing huh There's like cosmetic surgery that guys get on their ball get their ball smoothed out You can get them if they're like real wrinkly like a prune Yeah, that would be an issue for me because I would just always be fiddling if they were like those like Chinese meditation things

I'd be I'd be fiddling all day David Bowie in the labyrinth. Yes Smoothing them out is just like applying heat Yes Smoothing them out is just like applying heat Like get them at room temperature and they'll smooth out okay, I don't know why I mean I'm I've been a man for a long time I've never heard of smoothing out your balls. You have so much pubes. It would be well They could be you they could be under there balls No, they smooth them out. They like puff them up with air

There's like all kinds of things people do it's called scrotox scrotox kidding is this like a like a millionaire I'm bored. I want to just be as good as possible move or gotta be for men on camera It's big in the gay community nice balls That's why we don't know anything about TJ it's grow talks The real only gays know about it he yelled scrotum hammering his Jeopardy buzzer What happened this weekend anybody get anything interesting no? No. No next. Prosciutto wrapped dates with Nick. We got a top his place.

Yeah, we got the top his head. I'd rather have a prosciutto wrapped date than a steak. That's the gayest thing about me. That's pretty, that's hella gay. I love finger foods. I love finger foods too, but I've never had a date in my life. Oh, yeah. I know. I love finger foods too, but I've never I've never had a date in my life. Oh You wrap it in prosciutto I would have it was like a bacon consistency was really yeah

It's it's it's not like gooey. It's sweet. It's gooey on the inside. They have some cheese in there, too I love prosciutto Love it put pursuit on charcuterie. Oh, I will eat every piece mm-hmm every piece Brandon Should do a Brandon Walker dating show. It's just him trying a bunch of different dates. Oh, that's good That's good That's a good combo boring and not funny that it just might fucking work. Yeah, I Need more caramel for you, Jay oh Yeah, I need more caramel for you, Chay oh Why was he surprised no I have something I've been meaning to tweet oh

Yeah, go ahead tweet that well, I'll say I Don't know how things work, and I don't know how walls get painted They painted that fucking wall an entirely different color and about an hour and a half it looks really good just did this this today that when I got here this morning that wall was maroon it is now black no kidding they painted it was maroon has to paint technology I don't know but those two people right now they're getting their stuff and they're leaving it's him and a gal a young lady that was over there they painted that shit and completely in like 45 minutes to an hour good shit impressive good work oh wow yes Wow that was good I like that yeah well chest up little well I think he knows

he crushed yeah he must be well you know he's not working by the hour must just be just working by the job now he he's gonna go to the next one. Yeah, you'd go slow if you were working by the hour. Yeah, correct. Look, it's very black. What was minimum wage when you started working, Brandon? 425. What is it now?

Seven something? Is it seven something? 750 maybe? I think it's higher. I got 1150. Yeah, some of the 11s, right? Oh, that's mook. I got 1150. Yes, I'm 11 right. I was mook

Yeah, it was 425 when I started way way back in the day I'm with 725. I remember I used to babysit for like I would babysit like three kids for $8 an hour The teens still little is 14. Yeah teens aren't on paper routes anymore. That's usually a Drug at what's the top couple job? I think they're a teen girl still babysitting. Yeah, that'll never go away I still they still babysit that always be it's like 30 bucks an hour To get my two kids babysat it puts a lot of pressure when we go do something I'm like we better have a good fucking time We're spending a hundred dollars extra and yeah, that's almost a lot of plans fall through because you couldn't find a city oh yeah constantly oh yeah

there's a sitter shortage last night we were supposed to get dinner last Friday couldn't get sitter fell through yeah I had to go to and she just moved and now my whole world's fucked up I is it still an exclusively teen thing pretty much I feel like if you asked me to babysit your kids what the fuck but if I was I was 17 you would It would make total sense But somehow somehow like the older you get the more you like that I don't know if I trust him. I was like chilling with a 12 year olds overnight. Yeah What did you have a backup babysitter I had Jennifer then Lindsay she have a backup babysitter? Five?

I had Jennifer then Lindsay, she was my backup babysitter. I had a family that babysat me and it was like four teenage kids, like 16 to 20. And the whole family would babysit me. I'd just get passed from person to person. That might have been a jail. Yeah, it might have been a jail. Passed around. Yeah. I babysat all the time and I nandied in the summer

for like three kids, four kids. And who? Looking back, I don't think now as a parent I would let a teenage, like a high school kid, watch my. No. I shouldn't have been allowed to do that. That's kind of crazy. Yeah.

You just bring like a 16-year-old all summer and they just stay with your kids all day. And like houses that had pools and trampolines and shit. Yeah. And I'm like a little hungover. Yeah, that's why I don't go on amusement park rides. It's always just a teen summer job that's operating this missile on a track. Mm hmm.

All right, you buckled in. And then they, uh uh. Huh. Is Big Cat here? No, he's out for the day. Oh. He was here this morning and they're doing a video. They're doing it. That's why I was confused. I saw him he's out for the day. Oh. He was here this morning, and they're doing a video. They're doing it.

That's why I was confused. I saw him, and then I saw the shoes. If they're doing a golf thing? Or if you noticed his shoes. I don't know why his shoes are there. I thought he, like, spontaneously combusted or something. He didn't, like, take his shoes off like Mr. Rogers

the other day, did he? Spontaneous combust? Size 12. Yeah. I don't know why I know that so well Speaking of shoes what I was meaning to tweet the air cha to is dropped. Oh no way our oh Is that a caramel dribble color one corn did our guy make these? Yep? He's so awesome He's the best man those look sick. Yes That's upsetting for reference. did the air chae ones

look like they were pussy pink were they pussy pink Jay the tongue was pussy pink this is very he works for Nike yeah I knew that they meeting when he was out there yeah yeah we he made a pair for us for our movie basketball shoes. That's right. So there's air anuses out there as well? They're for DJ Khaled's son. That makes sense. He's the lead in our movie that we made. He ends up just shooting everyone on the court with a gun at the end.

That's crazy. Kiki Palmer breaks his heart. A sport? Yeah, it's like a psychological sports thriller. And it's always dark and thunderstorming Okay All right. What there's no way Brandon. No, he saw are you a Tony scoffin?

You saw it this morning I did but I have been hip to that, you know, we reminded me it's it's insane It's an insane scene. I never watched the movie The running back yeah pulls out a gun yeah, and the last boy scouts. Oh, yeah I've seen that clip, but I've never known where it was from he's running down the sidelines in a rain-soaked game And he just pulls out his pulls out his gun and shoots the defensive players to score a touchdown is that 15 yards he doesn't even score does he? He scores because he kills himself in the end zone. He kills himself in the end zone? Yeah. Triple murders. What's the... why? He's caught up in some shit and he's

facing some some problems and and then he ends up just freaking out and doing that and then Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans come in and try to figure it all out and put it together It's the last Boy Scout great scene embarrassing blind spot for me. I never even heard of this More yeah, it was a buddy action comedy film the first scene is oh it's he's on PC Yeah, the first scene is this guy this running back Brings a gun on the field shoots three opposing players and then shoots himself in the head Brings a gun on the field shoots three opposing players and then shoots himself in the head

And then Bruce Willis and Damon Wayne show up and just start doing buddy cop things Is it relevant to the plot the opening scene yeah, yeah, okay? Yeah, cuz that's what they try to figure out That's the the what happened to him. It's a whodunit Yeah, they try to put it together of what's wrong, and you know who's who's at fault and all that shit. Vern Lundquist and Dick Buccus are just there. Lynn Swann's there. At that game where they're shooting people? Oh yeah, they were they were doing the commentary. Well have you seen The Fan? I have seen The Fan. Robert De Niro and Wesley Snipes. That movie's way too dark. It's way too rainy. They're playing a baseball game and Robert De Niro pretends to be an umpire and stabs some people to death and that's right it's shot by a gun that game would have been delayed it was way

too rainy way too rainy De Niro gets a ton of respect he's been in some stinkers that with Pacino that movie was awful I remember being so fucking excited for it because it was a baseball it looked like a baseball movie and it was just a stalker movie which I guess that was the it's called the fan heat though one of the best movies ever action movie with both yeah yeah yes yeah yeah he wasn't some good ones oh undeniably I didn't even think about that I guess he was in some okay movies I've been refreshing like just like movies released and

I can't find a single one that interests me. I want to go to a movie theater Yeah, nothing good the new Joker stinks, huh? Apparently they're saying did you see the clip? No, what lip is it Joaquin Phoenix is that is yeah, okay? Why are you being so dainty over? I don't know. It's this is tea that I'm smelling There's a video, you know people are lip readingreading like can lip-read like perfectly everything they say. It's Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga and the movie ends and everyone's like standing up cheering and he looks at her and he's like Wow, that sucked and she's like no he's like no that sucked It's the end like you and once you read the oh, that's awesome. They know it's I don't know if you can find the clip But it's like undeniable that that's what he's saying and she's trying to be nice. She's like no, it's good. He's like no this movie is terrible

Wow, but like live in front of like everybody I would like to see that. Yeah, it's good. He's on a Lohan's leak fucked list. What does that mean? Lindsay Lohan was in AA and they one of the exercises was to like write down past lovers, and somebody took a photo of it and leaked it years ago, and Jay Phoenix on the fuck list. He's on mine. I have him. Well no, no, she's fucked him.

Oh, pardon me. Okay. List of men she's fucked. It's horrible. Ha ha. No, it's not. Don't say that. I do think it was.

You think so? Certainly. Oh, why is that? why is that yes yes why what are you talking about could have been different no I loved it yikes see that's the Wow oh yeah he doesn't piss too huh that's gotta be embarrassing yes it was good with white hair or gray and white hair he He is I'm big on silver Fox's. Yeah up there What's he low hand had a glove was he crazy or was he? Doing it as a joke there was that one when he went on a letterman well he one time He did a documentary where he was quitting acting to become a rapper that

Better called I'm not here But it might have been a mockumentary and then then he kind of 180'd and was like, it was all a joke. It was all a joke. He method acted a little too hard. Yeah. And creeped everybody out. A lot of shit used to happen on Letterman. Drew Barrymore's tits.

Oh yeah. What about it? Drew Barrymore's tits? Yeah, she just went on there and flat. Like ET era or whatever. I'm too distracted by her lisp to even see her tits. It was Drew Barrymore, right? Yeah, Drew Barrymore's tits, yeah.

She went on there and flashed Dave. She jumped on the stage and. Yeah, jumped on his table. Her table, I mean, that Barrymore's tits, yeah. She went on there and flashed Dave. She jumped on the stage and? Yeah, jumped on his table. Her table, I mean, that's what I meant. Yeah, on his desk. And just flashed Dave. He was the only one that saw him. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, a lot of shit happened on that, man. Tommy went and saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. He said he liked it. He liked Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? Yeah. He's gotta link up with the dude Beetlejuice. Yeah, he does.

Tommy Stern. Did we get clarity on the text, your sister? Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Yeah, he's got a link up with the dude Beetlejuice. Yeah, he does. Oh Stern Did we get clarity on the text your sister? Disclosed from Tommy about does he have new info Michael Jackson. I haven't seen that Tommy when did you see this when did Caitlin put that out? I don't follow my sister on Twitter There's Tommy apparently texted her and said Michael Jackson is still alive. Ever since she puked Connor I haven't been paying attention to her. And to be honest, Tommy's been talking about Michael Jackson being alive for a while. Yeah I need more. He knows something we don't. I'm in. I'm interested but tell me more. He's big on theories right now.

I'm interested, but tell me more. He's big on theories right now. He's he's He's big on these things. I don't know I we're due to have him on I know what is big on theories mean He'll like Michael Jackson might be alive He'll just come to me every now and then with one of these you know he I need to show him loose change He asked me to explain them at the moon landing to him if I'm babysitting Tommy. We're watching 9-eleven loose change What's uh is there any has there been an instance of him going that sounds stupid? Yeah. That's implausible? Yeah he has before. I'm having trouble remembering. So you don't need to worry too much. I want to be a question everything guy. The Michael Jackson theory has been big for him for a while. Was it that Teddy Perkus guy or whatever?

Yeah he's just like, Dad do you think Michael Jackson's alive? I said no. And he said well you should think about it. It's just worth thinking about is all. I mean I would love it if Michael Jackson was alive. All these like Tupac let him be alive. All that would be great. But I don't think he is. He's in school right now or I would call him. Call him anyway. I don't... I went to the eye doctor the other day. Is this a joke? No.

Bernie Mac. This is good. This is going to be good. The other day I went to the motherfucking eye doctor. I can still talk, right? I can still say things that happened in my life. Sure. Do y'all want me to say it?

What happened in your life? The other day... Alright, here it is. I went and got my motherfucking eyes checked. Hell yeah. This motherfucking doctor going to come in in there and say read the last line. I said bitch I can read all the lines See, I don't that's the last line is the hardest line. I know I don't know But I got my I got my eyes checked and I've had some vision. I've had vision problems ever since the Super Bowl

I noticed that the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah I haven't been able to read very well. And I got so excited because I was gonna get my eyes fixed and I found out there's nothing wrong with my fucking eyes. She said, just wear some readers when you're reading. Readers. Yeah. So I got readers.

Put them on, let's see them. Well, they're in the Mostly Studio. There's no way to get them. That's not even close. But it's just readers, It's like plus one. Yeah. So just a little bit magnifying. A little bit magnifying. Does it help a little? Does it help? Oh, it makes it perfect. Go put them on.

I, they're way in mostly. I wouldn't, Big Cat's not here. If I leave, the show falls apart. So what's giving you fits? I was excited that I was going to get that my, I was going to get my vision fixed. I was excited that I was gonna get my vision fixed. I was excited that I have a malady and going to the doctor and it's gonna be perfect from now on. And she was like, yeah, you're fine. You're just aging.

Yeah, you're old. You're just getting old. Yeah, that was the takeaway. That was the exact takeaway. Sucks. Do you want me to go get one? Yeah. Yeah, I'd like for you to get a little chain.

I wanna see you in glasses. Why would I get a chain? Like a librarian. Yeah, to like hold them. I'd like you to to I want to see your glasses Why would I get a chain like a librarian yet to like hold them? I'd like you to get some kind of cool. Oh you wear them at the tip of your nose. I Are they those have to yeah? I mean I'll be right back. I'll grab them Guys gonna fall apart though. Are they like getting that old? Just hold you're not you're not the arthritis in my knee has been giving me yeah, you're just your body's in constant pain You can't see who's the youngest person you're older than oh Not like the youngest seeming

Usher you're older than usher well Pharrell's who's the who's the oldest person? He's younger than who's the youngest person? He's younger than you're older than like You're older than you're younger than Andy Samberg Whoa, no way. Oh my god. He's 46. That's a good one. That is a good one. Wow Is good Andy Samberg idol. Mm-hmm love them Me and Natalie Portman the same age or she a little older. There's no way. There's no way There's no way Natalie Portman is the same age as Brandon Walker or older She like 40. There's no way

I swear to God you enjoy Shocking 43 oh my god. I almost stormed off the set what she been up to feel like I haven't seen her in a minute She's being cute as a button Oh, she uh her husband cheated on her, right? What? She married a French guy. Oh, French.

And then he, yeah. Halle Berry always gets cheated on. Yeah. Dumb bitch. Does she? Yeah. No, she does. That sucks.

Poor Halle. Natalie Portman is on the board for, I believe it's the LA women's soccer team. And then growing up. That didn't feel like an update we needed okay just ask what Natalie Portman said to that we've got to we man like what what movies is she in that she's on the board she's on the board of I'm I am too when I'm watching women's soccer hey Zah we're enjoying ourselves out here if you want to give us any clips of any baby cubs oh yeah things are good I thought about yeah

what's the update I ain't got no clips but your guys getting dog walk Brandon Walker is yeah it's over for it is what it is I think chunk is gonna win it we're at the semis it looks like like Chunk. Might go all the way. How come some have names like Chunk and Bare Force One, 747, and then Walker's just Walker? 747 is Bare Force One. The longer you've been identified for. So all the ones are the ones that get names. And then the newer ones, once you get your number first as your key identifier, then once they start picking up characteristics or... I actually don't know how they named it. But why do they get why did that one get named Walker? I have no idea actually look at yeah, it feels a little rigged. Yeah. Well, it's a fat bear

This is bare force one. This is chompers Walker. This is Richard. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a fair fight lard verse abs Yeah Final the final tomorrow they were meant to be done Sunday, but. The death. The death, yeah. The death, kind of. Why are the salmon in the graphic? That's what they're getting fat on.

All they do is get eaten. They show hot dogs in the hot dog eating contest. I bet those are in the graphics. Oh, god damn. Important part. You win this round, Terrany. those are in the graphics. I would go down. Hmm. Important part. You win this round to Rainey. Yeah. I was due.

I was fucking due. Oh, college football this weekend. What's crazy? Holy mackerel. Yeah. That's what I needed. Yeah? That's what I needed.

Yeah, watching Vanderbilt, like watching those guys have the best moment of their lives. It was amazing. It was a cool thing. They carried that goalpost three miles. I love that. Three miles that group carried. To Broadway. They had no plan, did they? I think they did. I think once they got it out they were like we got to go to the river and it was three miles away and it took them an hour, a little over an hour to get there. That's an impressive pace. How do they get it out of the stadium?

Yeah, I guess they they I guess there's a tunnel there. I don't know So is like law enforcement like eat. We're gonna laws force was helping them. Is that a dollar general extreme? What's the dollar 50? Welcome to dollar general extreme What's TGX dollar general like that's what it? DGX? I don't know what it is. Wow, look at that thing. That's awesome. The tracker on the bottom is cool. That's what it's all about, boys. That's why we do it. That's what it's all about.

That's what it's all about. You asked me yesterday for you wanted a picture of my mom's basset hound. Yeah. Was that for anything? I wanted to see it. OK. Yeah. Did you have any thoughts about me FaceTiming my mom

and rubbing it in her face, the Alabama loss, rubbing her stupid ass face? Why would why? Just she does it to me. She, you wouldn't be here without her. That's debatable. Yeah, you're right. That's, yeah you're right.

Yeah. You don't need her. There's really no way to know. I just, you know, I talk shit to her. So you said Alabama, the first loss they have, they're gonna be calling for everything. How are the Alabama fans handling this? Poorly. Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah poorly they've already bullied

the forums and the boards they've already bullied their coach out of what he wants to wear he wore he wore a collarless you know his coaches shirt the other night and Alabama fans after the loss were like this man isn't serious if that's what he wears classless and he showed up at his press conference today wearing a golf polo so they've already bullied the man that's what he wears. Classless. And he showed up at his press conference today wearing a golf polo. So they've already bullied the man out of what he wants to wear. Wow. They're going to, if he loses again...

That's got to be it. If he loses again... Got to draw the line, son. They're going to make up an affair or something. They're going to ruin his family. Yeah. That's what Auburn did. Auburn did it to a guy.

They just pretended he had an affair and they just ruined his life just so they could fire him in football That happened Alabama will do worse because they're crazier people. What do you think they'll do? Who knows who knows might blow up the world? Holy shit. I Like this era of Brandon Walker where Mississippi State is dogshit and I'm still hating. Well, yeah, that's all you got Yeah, all you and yeah, that's all you got. Yeah. All you can do. Yeah, it's like...

Yeah. I am hatin' to an extreme. It's awesome. There's a part of being a hopeless sports fan that's freeing. Yeah, right? I don't have to worry about it coming back on me because it already has. So if Mississippi State was ranked one and they got beat, you're like, oh my god. Oh, that's happening.

You'd feel like shit. Yep. You couldn't open up Twitter It would be miserable. It would be miserable. Yeah, miserable existence Yeah, but you don't feel anything when people are like Mississippi State sucks. You're just cuz fuck I'm already dead inside You can't kill a man who's dead. You can't take away something from somebody who has nothing Yeah, I'd say to like the White Sox if you just enjoy the ambience of a baseball game Yeah, kind of great. You go for a nickel, get a hot dog, sit out in the sun.

Put your feet up. Yep, you got a little space. Mississippi State is the White Sox of SEC football. I was being all hard and everything, but that actually did hurt. Really? It did hurt a lot I don't know anytime you hear it said that plainly it still hurts a little bit Are the tailgates is like is it hurt the tailgating?

We're still gonna have fun. Okay, we're still gonna grill some pig We're still gonna have some good times are they can you be booted out of a conference just because could they be booted from the SEC? Okay that now we're being a little No, no, I'm asking and can there be like they See I don't think the SEC would ever do it. They they're pretty loyal to their long time members Okay, that'd be cool. If it was like the soccer system relegation the lowest Yeah, I think you should be yeah to FCS. I don't feel like holding a job like what? What are you doing for the SEC? We've been bad for like five minutes.

It's fine. Our coach died. Oh yeah, I'm so sorry. Yeah, this season's a wash. Yeah. So listen, do I feel bad consistently bringing up that our coach died? Do I feel bad making that excuse?

Yeah, a little bit, but he did die. That happened. And if it didn't happen, what would say they'd probably be winning love our living coach yeah look at our coach he's both in our alive winning I love a live coach I love that living coach you guys have down there boy is he he is waking up meat DGX I'll be goddamn curated assortment of grab-and-go salads and meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, trouble for taking over all the small town grocery stores but having no food. It's the number one grocery store in West Virginia. Yeah. They had to start putting fruit in there.

So I always wonder, is Dollar General, like, in New York, I've lived in New York, I've lived in Chicago now, but I haven't really noticed, do they just take over rural areas? So what they do is thrive on the very, very small towns that are remote. Who wouldn't, like Walmart wouldn't put it there. Like a town with 300 people will still have a dollar general.

My hometown has a Walmart. We have 8,000 people, we have a Walmart, but at every exit to the city, at every exit to the town, there's a dollar general. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and bigger cities too. Yeah. They're everywhere. They expand fast.

They put their locations in, like Like by design very low rent shitty like not shitty as in like worn down, but middle of nowhere Yeah, and they they dominate yeah Yeah, but now DGX dollar general extreme is taking over the city for the fucking elites. It's express get rasper That's express extreme sounds so much better dollar general extreme Dollar tree dollar general x-rated. I thought it was oh, yes No, no That would be the ugliest To go into a dollar general that would be

Haunting but people would watch the shit out of that oh yeah just sheer curiosity oh my god this ruins that integrity of him that's extreme and didn't even have time to put a ceiling on looks like a Kanye West beach house in there yeah it does this is extreme as fuck is this what you wanted the anus studio to look like it first yeah but then they were just like nah everyone has to look exactly the same Here's your greats We don't talk about those greats enough Wire it's good brand why are there greats if a clip goes viral like oh, it's a bar school podcast

Those early clips especially especially before we had shit thrown up, it looks bad. It's very bad. I live this, but not one of us thought to ask why cages? No. I was happy to get a space. We were just kind of like, I can't wait to move into the new spot. Like this room right here, no cages. No cages, yeah, good point. We had a lot of meetings with the architects and stuff about how we wanted our studios designed.

I don't think cages were ever mentioned on either side once. The renderings we got for the studios were crazy. Yeah. We had a surfboard with a shark bite taken out of it. We showed up and there were cages and we were just like, okay, well, I guess we got cages. But everybody got like 30 hooks for their studio and now there's a hook short there's a big hook shortage I've been stealing hooks from other

rooms Chicago keeps all the I've been taking their hook this is what this studio is supposed to look like it's close it's is close. It's close. It's pretty close. Just other than like the red walls. That's really close. The stool's a different color. Just add a leaf blower full of hair. Yeah. That actually looks smaller. We were never going to have a plant were we? No, no chance of plants. We should get some plants. So we theoretically are just free to take our cages out right? We could do that. I don't know. TJ would I get arrested if I took our cages out um?

No, I think it would be more of a challenge because like the TV's mounted into it And it's a bar stool faux pas to do a cage list podcast I don't know about if in a studio But mostly sports studio the best part about the cages is that the ones on the left side of the room are like One fourth of it bigger than the ones on the left side of the room are like one fourth of an inch bigger than the ones on the right side of the room. Oh, no way. They don't match. So you can't hang stuff across the middle of the room. The hooks only fit on one part of the grates. They don't fit on this wall but they do fit on this one. Yeah, it's great man. No, it's awesome. Good cages. Do you have any old renderings of any other studios like the Any Studio or RStudio? I might have ours somewhere. I can see if I can find one. Well you don't have to I just

thought it'd be interesting to look at now that we've lived in it for for over a year or right out of here coming up. Yeah we I think we're at like 11 months I saw a clip of what this office looked like in October last year is crazy. What? Crazy in what way? That like a year ago right now there wasn't like floors in this building somehow it was concrete yeah it's like the 1880s what was it it was it was a cheese warehouse is that what this was yeah yeah cheese factory sounds like Brandon Walker shows. Wait, I'm on all your shows. Wait, fuck. Huh?

Whoa. Looks about right. It was October 2nd last year. I would love to see the cheese factory. Oh, those were the maroon walls, Brandon. Yep. You thought I was lying. Oh my god, and now they're black now They're black. Oh my god. Wow everything changed

Everything holy shit. It's crazy. What can happen? Wow, do we know why they painted wait whose account is get over there now mine. Oh, yeah, oh What's that a reference to, TJ? Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Get over it. But we tried to make an account to have people go watch whatever the best college football game at that moment was. Yeah.

Oh. Yep. And it's not going well at all. No. Like, Miami Cow the other night was definitely a get over there now moment. Yeah. At 2 o'clock in the morning At two o'clock in the morning.

One o'clock in the morning, whatever it was. The real issue is like the noon games. Yeah. That I never know which one I'm supposed to be watching. Yeah, you need to get over there. When it's seemingly every game I turn on is like a 10 point game at least. Not a lot of ranked teams playing.

I don't know what I'm supposed to be watching. That account is also just my burner for clips. If you go on there The clip of Nick on top of a piano is there oh Nice piano therapy That was me at piano therapy But your dad no No, it's a piano that is a homeless pianist

And it's that's doing something to you internally it is vibrating your chakra Yeah, yeah, and there's like a room full of people watching me Playing it it was one of the more uncomfortable experience feels very not a good position What do you know how many people I knew in this bar none none? sort of bar yeah Like how did this happen was by, I heard some piano music Like the bartender saw it What the hell is going on?

No one's enjoying it But everyone's locked in Yeah, I was walking by, heard some piano I was like, alright, I'll go grab a drink, listen to some piano This guy was like, everybody else was like They've all done it too They were like, you gotta go lay up there, it's a religious experience You feel the vibrations of the piano And he plays he looks at you for a little

bit this homeless guy he looks at you for a little bit and he plays a song based he'll ask you questions about like your life. So you have to perform? No no I just laid on the piano. I guess yeah low. And that determines what he's gonna play? Yeah he picked up on my vibe and aura. Show it again? When did this happen? In New York. I always like, I walked to work and I always took a different route home. Yeah. And this was just one of the routes. ["The Green Spiral"]

It is soothing. Mm-hmm. Very soothing. Is that a phantom? Yeah, it's a phantom. That green spiral? Yes. I figured. How long did you lay there for? Yeah, that's a phantom. That green spiral? Yes. I figured.

How long did you lay there for? Uh, long. I think it was like 10 minutes. I would be afraid to. After a while, I think I'd be afraid to move. What are they watching? The bartender stopped to look at me. No one cared.

This guy's here. But they're all watching intently. Yeah, that is so unlike me. It's so weird. Yeah, shit. You should have gotten a boner. I should have gotten hard. I should have gotten hard.

Yeah, recommended if you ever stumble upon that guy. It was cool. And then like other people went up. It was a good day. That's very nice. But like I didn't know what to say when the song was over. So I got up and I looked at him like, thank you. And I shouldn't have. That's probably exactly what you should have said.

Put two hands on your own heart and just, oh my god, thank you so much. That would have been the most. I feel whole now. Did you pay him? No. I would have felt like feel I feel whole now Did you pay him? No Probably wanted that's why he continues to be a homeless man All the talent in the world doesn't know how to monetize it Yeah, I recommend it I don't

How does all that come come about how come to be? Not how you did it. How does it exist? I think it's one of those things. Yeah, it probably is one of those things. I wouldn't mind getting in that business. Just having people come up and lay on my instrument while I play it? Depends on the instrument.

There's only a few instruments that you could do that with. There's a few layable instruments. You can't really do it with drums, can you? Well, you could sit on a drum, but it'd have to be reinforced. You could lean up against the bass drum. Yeah but you're still going to need to hit it. I bet there's a drum big enough you could curl up inside it. Like you know those big like thumb, thumb, thumb. Yeah a big bass drum. A bass drum. You could get in there. Well how do you get in there? I mean you got to, it has to have outside so it can be hit. I guess it's like a flap? A flap. Yeah.

What other instrument could work? I guess it's just piano. It's piano, the only instrument you can sit on. The only layable instrument. They should make more layable instruments, like a sitable guitar. If you laid, you know how if you put popcorn kernels on a speaker and you get the bass going, they'll like jump? Sure. What if you laid on a giant speaker

and they like hit the ground? Oh yeah. That'd be pretty awesome. Yeah. If you were already deaf, you could probably try it just fine. Like massage therapy with a giant speaker? Yeah.

Deaf people like going to concerts and sitting like in the front. Yeah, feeling the... Yeah. How do you know that? My best friend's mom was deaf still is in a grade school yeah she got my sister into sign language got my mom as a deaf educator Wow look at that she was a speed walker she very good she was

good when I went to see Metallica like a month ago at Soldier Field there was a an area that had like a person signing all the lyrics and mainly playing air guitar Seemed very cool actually yeah the translator is always a go viral yeah need for them Yeah, I don't know if I'd be looking at the if I were deaf I Don't I think I'd still look at the musician. It's the rap translators that are funny, right? Yeah. Do they have a sign language for that one?

And if you're a white translator, do you do it? Ooh. I would say no. I don't want to look it up. I don't either. Yeah, I'm afraid. Because then you still have to type it. Yeah, I don't want to. Huh. I mean, I've already looked up that word today, so I don't because then you still have to type I don't huh I mean

I've already looked up that word today so I yeah just hit paste to the wall where's the sweat drop down my balls there's balls now is this game we should watch translators and try to guess the song they're translating I would not have guessed that one every instance of someone Lying on their resume or just like showing up at a courthouse or whatever and doing the fake the fake sign language always good Yeah, always makes me laugh. I've never once felt bad or been like that Familiar with it. Oh Yeah, there's people that do fake sign language. It happens every year they get on the news They'll like be like I'll interpret for this debate or whatever and they're in the background and it comes out like they don't know

And the entities that hire them don't do any background checks or anything. So they'll just and it will reach out Yeah, and they and the people want to be inclusive So if someone reaches out and they're like hey I'll do sign language for the yak we're gonna just be like yeah I mean I guess sure and then they just sit over there, and then they just make up bullshit as they As you're talking Accused of signing total gibberish Announcing an arrest in the Tampa serial killings. We'll be charging four counts of first degree murder.

Standing off to the side, apparently translating every word. That's just not. We received over five vows. She's done this before. Oh yeah. But it turns out much of what she was signing was nonsense. She waved her arms around like she was singing Jingle Bell, sign language expert the woman identified as Durlan Roberts as a string of arrests for fraud so how did she come to be translating at last week's high-profile police news conference I just didn't ask enough she has to know she'd be caught public information officer Steve Haggerty just loves the game that's an addiction to fraud

She's just a hustler. I think I'm supposed to be disgusted by this, but no I'm not and then like sound effects They're writing like the funny. It's happened again Oh, no, it has happened again I Oh, no, it has happened again I Had never seen that story or any story like oh really know that existed either they pop up every so often as I've seen I've seen the rap translators, and it's always funny because they're also kind of dancing every time they're doing it But I had never seen the face in fact those are on the forefront of my mind so much that when I see like the rap Translator I think that might be a fraud. Well, that's been a thing too at concerts There's that's I assume that everybody is a fraudulent sign language person now Huh

It never occurred to me that they were doing sign language at a concert which is definitely a very Audio audio audio focus audio focus. Yeah that they were doing sign language at a concert, which is definitely a very audio- audio- Audio-focused. Audio-focused, yeah. But I guess deaf people gotta have fun too. Yeah. I would think so.

Never met one. You never met a deaf person? Really? I don't think I have. There was a- They're just like you or I. They are. There was a reality show.

They have a football team that does pretty well sometimes. There's a few. Well, Gallaudet is the college. Yeah. That's the big one. They had a reality show they have a football team that does pretty well sometimes there's a few well Gallaudet is the call yeah it's the big one they had a reality show and they're like clubbing it fucking and yeah oh they fuck they fucking has to sound the same they're horny remember the deaf Japanese girl in that one movie I'll have to look into it okay yeah. Yeah by all means yeah, that's a good point Nick The sounds I make when I fuck sound like I'm I turn down when I'm fucked yeah I'm sure what if they sound normal ah yes. Oh My god, I'm about to do it

God your perfect body looks great riding atop me. Yeah, that's when the rules were worse. I think you're right. I think, right? It's got to be. Their English was very proper there. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Hmm. This sex is incredible. Thank you for consenting. Damn, that deaf guy's laying it down. Uh. Garth Brooks. Uh, bad guy?

Yeah. bad guy? Bad guy? I don't know, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it. Why are you, what are you? Do like, uh, Joaquin Phoenix and Gladiator. And just give us your Garth Brooks take. Do the, do the thumb thing. Just, you don't even have to say anything, Brandon.

You can't get in trouble for a thumb. Ugh. His world tour in the 90s sold it's like the third highest selling oh yeah yeah Kate I remember I don't know why I remember this so vividly but remember the Garth Brooks documentary that you put me on to on holy shit on

Netflix did you guys watch it oh you yeah you guys would love the most cringe-worthy guy yeah and I love it I loved him does he cry like a million times yeah about himself yep he million times talking about himself? Just talking about himself. He's the most cringe-worthy guy you've ever even thought about. Every summer, he didn't want my girls to grow up spoiled.

They were like his workhorses on their ranch or whatever. And the one summer when they were teens, he made them build a bridge. I was thinking like a tiny little bridge over Creek he made them build like a railroad car a railroad car bridge two girls in his backyard like two 11 year old girls and then yes they were like 11 or 12 and then Chris Gaines do you guys remember Chris Gaines this is Garth Brooks's alter ego that's right it's like the peak of his fame he was like I I like need to do something different so he created an alter ego but not as a joke if you could Google a picture of it

totally different guy totally different album and Weirded everybody out, but he could was the album Was there any catch it was no supposed to be for a movie was he in the movie never came out? Yeah, yeah, is that oh, that's a trills profile what right? Yeah, Chris Gaines fan Was he Chris Gaines super album was called greatest hits. He looks just like Chris angel Yes, he does Yeah, super weird. Wait, so you say he's cringe. It sounds like he was like a terrible parent. No

No, he was a good probably good parent. It was just work. Yeah was just... He was always a very look at me guy. Look how awesome, look how nice I'm being. He's a third person guy too, where he talks. He says, you come to a Garth show, you'll love what Garth brings to you. Garth's gonna bring the energy. He'll say stuff like that and you're like... He definitely lost touch with reality somewhere along the way.

Like, not a terrible guy. I think that's the dream, losing touch with reality. Big time. Just getting so rich you just don't even know what really. I think that's sad. So sad. It probably is, but to them it's not. You don't have self-awareness anymore,

so you don't have to worry about a thing. Yeah. You think LeBron James has done a normal thing in the last 20 years? He doesn't go grocery shopping. He seems to be pretty well- He's pretty well adjusted. Per how famous he is. He's well-adjusted tweets about games. He drinks wine with his boys Taco Tuesday. Yeah, he seems for all intents purposes

intensive purposes, I'm telling you Purposes for all intents purposes. He's a Relatively normal. It's well adjusted. adjusted. Someone like Bieber is where I start like that's not a person. Yeah where's the line that you go from being LeBron James and famous and rich to like being Michael Jackson and you have pet giraffes and you have amusement parks in your house and... Well for athletes they have to stay healthy they have to you know, but their performances are Good for you for musicians. Yeah. Yeah, that's when you can that's true. You almost have to be fucked up. Yeah

Have you seen Mark Zuckerberg lately knows you hot he like he got hot. He doesn't something happened What did he do? He like bro, bro, it out. He looks like hair out, right? He grew his hair out and he's wearing like he's wearing like street wear and he's like talking a little different And he's got a whole new kind of persona going on. Look at those long ass sleeves. Oh, that's Tommy Smokes pretending to be Marksaw. And I think he got some kind of like did he get his ears pinned back or like he did something. Wait, does he have his own name on his shirt? Or his jaw squared off?

I think it says like all Zuck or nothing or something like that nothing or something all suck or nothing like look at that him in the blue I like that That's like jujitsu yeah, so he's having some kind of weird glow up And I think he got his jaw squared out you got a new chin, maybe yeah, he got something with his And I think he got his jaw squared out. He got a new chin maybe? Yeah. He got something with his. That was a weird form he was doing right there.

It was like a community college or something. Looks very low rent, low budget. Low rich, yeah. Let him do what he wants. Che. I'll do an ad first? Yeah, I'll do an ad once I do an ad first. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do an ad once I once I do the ad. Uh football is back in full gear

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inflatables and like little things out, but not like a crazy. Uh, a witch, a skeleton, a witch, uh, two pumpkin things like black cat and then two inflatables like that and minions. It sounds like a lot. That sounds like a lot. It's not crazy. Like it doesn't take over a lawn. The signs are pretty small. There's an arms race in my neighborhood. It's crazy. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, they're going all out around me too. Are you dissipating? I spent $150 on pumpkins over the weekend. How many pumpkins does that get you? Not as many as you'd think. Not as many as you'd think. One was $50. Whoa.

Was it a doozy? Is it a big old boy? Yeah. I went to a festival this weekend where it's this town north of Chicago and every year they go for the world record amount of pumpkins that are carved. So they set up scaffoldings around the entire town and they it's free. The pumpkins are free and they come pre scooped. is it? They just bring in Highland, Chicago. Island Park, maybe? Anyway, they have boxes and boxes

of thousands of pre-emptied pumpkins, and you just roll up, you can put as many as you want in the table, you carve them, you have to leave them there is the thing. I'd like to see the remnants. I'd like to see what it looks like after everybody comes and carves. Just a town full of carved pumpkins?

Oh yeah, it must pumpkin. Oh, yeah You just must be really? so the experience from My point of view would be I would drive up I Take a knife to a pumpkin and then I just leave everything there and walk away take a picture of the take a picture Yeah proof of your pumpkin. Yeah, and that's oh, that's pretty sick. Yeah. Oh, that looks cool I know all the pumpkins are pre scooped out so you have to deal with the goop in the bin That's a lot of that's a lot of pumpkin and it like covers the whole town has scaffolding like

Everywhere is somebody going through that every night and putting a candle or lighting it up and then on Yes, there's a huge hole in the back of every pumpkin where they has I'm surprised no teens have come and destroyed them all yeah just great point also there was like a playground and then those are like real carving knives and there was like playgrounds and like there's just knives everywhere little toddlers running around and just tons of knives can you go back TJ to the very last thing you showed us of right one it was getting dark yeah just keep it going a little bit I have a question that has nothing to do right there. Those right there right there. Oh, I want those lights in my

backyard on string string lights. Yeah. How hard is that to to erect one of the easier things right? I just got to put a pole up in the middle. There's string light poles you can buy. Really? I love them too. I think they're great. I have I want a string light. I want your back patio. Your patio I want a string light. I won't your back patio Your patio would be perfect for it. That's why I need that in my life. Do you say that's easy? Yeah Oh, yeah, well, that's what I want to do my do that do it this week Well, I can't but I might do it next weekend. Why can't you do this weekend? I got to go to Dallas for the college football show

He's playing Texas and Oklahoma. Cool. Yeah. Oh. And then we're staying for an unnecessary live, unnecessary reference live show. Yeah. Yeah.

Freudian. At the Dome. Whoops. At the Cosom Dome. Yep. It's going to be awesome. You're doing it in a dome? I can't get it off of this.

I can't get it off of this. At this place. Oh, no way. This is a bar. What is this? This is a bar where you go to it. What? This whole wall is a big zone.

It's like the sphere of sports bars. Oh my god. Yeah. And you're just sitting there watching that screen. Movie theaters are doing side screens now, too. Have you seen that? Uh-uh. I bet that's awesome.

That's cool. Dang. Yeah, so we're going to be there in Dallas Saturday night. What's going to be on the screen, you? I don't know how that's gonna. I don't know exactly how we're gonna be set up there We're gonna be watching the Oregon Ohio State game on that and then afterwards we're gonna do our live show How much yeah, how much does it cost to watch a game? I don't know but it's sold out this weekend. So your show Yeah, congrats. That's is Blutman going Oh, no, but it's not damn it too married to ball to go

Are we he needs to he needs to take a break from ball are we doing another live show? Yeah, November 6th. We are in Chicago. Yeah, we haven't we haven't put we haven't announced it yet We haven't put it out yet. I think it's a nice right. It's not public information, so no Factory seems like it should be it's a laugh Factory right say it's a laugh Factory. I think it's a nice. It's a nice Yeah, that'd be coming up heavens That's a while at some point. We'll make that information public, but not yet. Yeah, no I think I think we just keep it a surprise There you go

It's close enough. Oh, I hate that one chair that looks like a baseball glove that we have Okay, that's the one thing that remained true you hate it that's Kyle seat Way their best year, but is that a periodic table? Don't walk. It's a don't walk walk sign. I don't know don't walk don't action figures. This isn't good Oh, they're both don't walk. Is that a joke of because we make fun of the should only have paraplegia in the surfboard and Again, but no cages and just shelving

I I was told there would be shelving and the shelving we have because the cages are there they sag we have something fall off Every episode uh-huh. Yeah, it's done the air outlets when the ace I'll say if the cages fucking suck and I don't we have them I like the cages your cage hang stuff on. I think it's like a sporty thing. It is sporty The NFL is breaking me You're breaking your bank. It's too. No, it's too hard of a sport. It's hard. Nothing makes so hard I mean, I don't know how these guys talk about it it It's so I don't know how good teams aren't good and the bad teams aren't bad if my entire salary Was dependent on my ability to break down NFL football. I would just go crazy like this is the most ridiculous sport

There's no order whatsoever. I feel bad for the guys. Yeah, do you especially the running backs? I feel bad for the guys. Yeah, do you especially the running backs? Yeah, cuz they said we're never gonna have a 10 yard rusher again some of the foremost beasts in American athletics who just Ten straight runs for negative one yard. Yeah It's too hard that kid from Boise State. Is he the best? Oh, I'm just running back. I'll tell him not to go to the NFL uh Is he the best running back ever? Tell him not to go to the NFL. Uh... His numbers are silly. He's... Silly Goofy.

He's on pace for a historic season, yeah. How many touchdowns do they have right now? 15? 16. He's got... He's got 1,000 yards and 16 touchdowns on less than 100 carries. It's unbelievable. And they...

They sat him the second half the other day. He could have ran it up a little bit the other day, but... I want him to win the Heisman. Then he gonna go to the Raiders and he's gonna rush 20 times for 40 yards I don't know I think this guy's gonna break I think this guy's gonna break the most frustrating thing that's when you should pull out the gun yeah I'm tired of watching like Breece Hall yeah you can't get the two yard game so you're saying it would be better if Breece Hall pulled out a. I think running back is the most frustrating position, especially transitioning from college,

where you just go off every game. Not a deadly weapon, but running back should get like a stick or a base. I have long thought sticks should be in sports. I think soccer should have a stick. Did you guys see the clip of the South Carolina kid with the gun? That's what we were talking about on Mostly Sports Today.

Kid in South Carolina had a gun? The gun's had a gun the gun I don't want to say too much because it's funnier when you see it okay but yeah it was a gun celebration we'll put it that way gun celebrations are all the rage right now and do they get you in trouble oh yeah 15-yard penalty for sure oh yeah yeah Dylan Stewart's the South Carolina kid

there he is yeah he stood over a guy oh he Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Dylan Stewart's the South Carolina kid there. Yes, yeah He's dead over. Oh, he shot the guy. Oh my God That's crazy They were down 17 to 3 at the time I think Yeah, shoot the guy so funny that's when you should do that yeah what was the the we might as well see the d3 one now too yeah yeah just do it again run

it all yeah Oh That's a threat that was very calm about it, too. Did he put a seat belt on yeah strapped up yeah? Right that's what they they you have the guy strapped up when when you put the seat belt on him Yeah, I don't know that was that's like a mixed metaphor to me Yeah, You're putting on a seat belt to then shoot him in the back of the head? Well that and the gun are not tied together. Oh that's what I'm saying. It's not a drive by? It's a confusing narrative. He did two different ones. Yeah. But being strapped up means having a gun. I guess it does but in the DB sense if I've got you strapped up I put the seat belt on myself it doesn't

make sense. Strapped up is the same as putting the clamps on. Right. Right. Yeah. I think it was a drive-by shooting. Yeah, and he put the seatbelt on for safety. Kate, you following? I'm following. Good. I'm trying to think what I would do if I tackled somebody and then I'm typing a brutal... You sub tweet celebration.

They don't know what I'm typing but it's going to kill me. Shay, what I'm about to read right now I think is the dumbest question you've ever asked. Hold on. Okay. He wrote, is Halloween more fun as a parent or a little kid? It'd be dumb to you because you don't celebrate Halloween. Wait, I'm... No, Kate.

No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No. Nothing has ever been as fun as Halloween is to you as a little kid. You're a superhero that gets free candy. That is the most fun thing ever. Time out. Superheroes get to stay up late, hang out with friends and get free candy.

There's zero debate here. Zero debate. I will say I'm enjoying it more now And I I think I have a nice day or not our neighborhood goes all out Hey every single night the kids go in the wagon and my son loses his mind. Yeah, he's having more fun I'm absorbing the fun and who's gonna be eating all his candy when he goes to sleep me. I don't have to do the work for it I don't know. That's a kid. It's the most fun You kids address a combination of the most fun thing

Yeah, even walking to school in the morning is super pumped about the stuff and I get describing him being excited This is the most I've enjoyed it in a long Time well, you're comparing yourself to a little child experiencing like an unparalleled paradise. Okay, yeah, I guess if you put it that way. Yeah, that's a really good way to put it. Steven, I can understand enjoying Halloween as an adult, but I don't think anybody enjoys anything as much as little kids enjoy Halloween.

I mean, I'm sorry, you can't answer this. You don't celebrate Halloween, so. You keep saying that. It's just not true. I let y'all say that. That's just not true. I'm not doing you can't answer this. You don't celebrate Halloween, so. You keep saying that. It's just not true, y'all. I let y'all say that. That's just not true. I'm not doing this to rub it in your face or anything like that, but you.

Ha ha ha ha. You're doing something by choice. No, but yeah, you are intentionally against this holiday, so of course you're gonna answer that way. I do kind of agree with Kate that, I think it's close. They're so different because as a kid, you're with a singular joy of-

This is when bits become too much. No, I- It's not close. I love it. It's not close. I am excited. I would have on the roof, I threw two giant spiders over the roof that are tied to our thing. They have names, Mr. Fuzz and Webster.

Ooh, a gay couple? Yes, they're gay. I have the skeleton, I like it's exciting. It's fun We get to decorate the pumpkins again. I don't know. Maybe I'm having a second wind with it I'm like fucking loving I am the king-size house this year. You know, that's wonder I've committed to the no no, but I just I've always wanted to be the king-size house, but it's neck of wafers, right? Do you anticipate Traffic tons really have you asked about that? Yeah, my neighbor said they spent $500

Generally on on candy to give out Have you been you haven't been in this house on Halloween? So we're gonna find out where did you land on decorating ties because you said you were like the wife is going crazy Yeah, she's like you going like scary or just like uh no we're we're uh We're scary elements that aren't scary if that makes sense like ghosts and witches But like cutesy looking that's how the inside of my place is that of orange. Yeah, funny ghosts Yeah little cat black cats I Out of my place instead of orange. Yeah, funny ghosts Yeah

little cat black cats I Do have Jack Skellington on my front porch though with his bow Me and all the moms cuz I'm going to that mom party but right before Halloween. We're all being sexy skeleton I added the sexy part, but we're all being skeletons How are you a sexy like sexy? If you had to do a sexy Skellington? What would it be the Olsen twin well? It's like a body

I got a skeleton bodysuit, and there's a zipper that goes down so you can open the room that skeleton's got fat tits Okay, my place it I'm excited though. I'm excited for you right Stephen che. I agree with him on some no You got it Stephen make your argument. You're having a che. I agree with him on some no you got Stephen make your argument You're having a blast. I think Kate summarize it Halloween as a kid is incredible, and it is like the best but your whole life is Incredible and fun as an adult like there's certainly peaks and valleys and stuff like that But being a parent and seeing your kids so excited fills you with yeah

But that kind of undermines your argument if you're Your kid is so excited Kate said you like you kind of soak it in it's so different But yeah I'm having a Halloween resurrection myself with just like being so into the holiday and getting so much joy I've seen them happy and excited about things, but yes of course being a kid is is the tops But I think there is an argument to be made. I don't think it's the dumbest question I've ever asked sometimes being a parents like being a conductor we you get to hype shit up you know it's really fun when you get to really really hype shit up like

Christmas I bring the jingle bells outside the house but then then on the flip side it's a child who doesn't know any of the horrors of life pure innocence yeah free candy staying up late hanging out with your friends. Okay again Spider-man as their favorite Character believing that they're them and people are thinking that that's spider-man What will be the biggest adult Halloween costume this year Hawk to a? How do you dress as that? You wear a, I don't know. It's gonna be a couple's costume. The licensed Hawk tua jumpsuit at Spirit is like a just a pink mechanics

jumpsuit that has says Hawk tua. Gonna be a lot of Tua jerseys, right? Yeah. Is she, is it true that she's suing the guy who did the interview? What? Why would she do that? Who's the guy? I feel like he got no love suing for rights to the video. Oh, it's their video. Yeah. Technically speaking, it's the person that filmed its video. Yeah, what rights would she have to that video? I don't know, but she's suing for it.

Hock Sue. Oh, nice.'s suing for it. Hawksua. Oh, nice. Litigate on it. Uh. Uh. Kate, tweet that right now. Uh. Uh.

Sorry. Yeah, football's been crazy. Oh, sports ball. How about those fillies? I haven't been to a high school football game in like three years. What? Yeah, I keep getting busy on Friday night. I don't like it.

What have you been doing on Friday night? I don't know. I don't even know what I did the other night. College football? College football's crazy. Well, I mean Friday night. College football this year has been going, popping off on Friday night. It's ruined in high school. What did I do Friday night that couldn't go the game I don't know no idea I think

I just chilled out with my oh my wife went somewhere so I'd stay with the boys that's right where'd she go ah you know how she is yeah just out there cheating on Brandon Walker doing the thing. She would never. What else? I'm going to do a second ad. Yeah, go for it. Football season is in full gear and there's no better way to celebrate than with Stella Blue Coffee's new fall collection. Whether you're tailgating in the crisp autumn air or cheering from the comfort of your couch, our new maple pumpkin pie and apple crumb cake blends are the ultimate game day companions. Maple pumpkin pie delivers a combination of creamy classic pumpkin pie with buttery pie crust and a touch of sweet maple syrup. Apple crumb cake features delicious flavors of sweet apple cinnamon

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Thank you very much.'s west point doing well we lost a two below the other night were two and three but our non-dual and three aren't that's not a big deal our non-district schedule is over now we go into the district and we always on our district when our non-district we play above our our class two below 7a there's a number one team in 7A. Wow. Was it a close game? We lost 35-14. It was close to the half. But that's fine. That's all that matters. This is not an up year for us. It is an up year for them. We'll be fine.

You know what would kill my motivation if I was a high school football player? Say we did win big and because you're always chasing that ring, chasing that ring, but you're at a school where normally they just don't have the funds. So if we didn't get it, I'd still keep fighting, just the thought of it. But if I got the ring, I'd lose my. OK, we got the ring. I'd lose my edge is what I'm saying, I guess.

Yeah, what are you chasing? What you're saying is when they won the championship, if they hadn't got a ring, if somebody had stepped in and filled that gap, they would still be hungry today. You want it just as much. Right. The first time you do heroin, you're not like, that was unsatisfied.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. You're saying they want more ring. They need more ring. The first one you want. The second one you need. You made these boys heroin addicts. It's a dependency at this point. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you,

I'm not exactly rooting for him this year. Oh yeah what's going on? If we could get to state in just a respectable second I'd be fine. What do you mean you're not rooting for them though? I don't want to buy the rings. Oh yeah. Oh wait are you on the hook every time now? I hope not but it would be an asshole thing to do to they came back and was like hey we won again can you help us out? That a one-time deal that's not you've done more than enough yeah you you're fine I don't know I think that'd be an asshole boy wait let's is go to your high school the alumni page let's put some the pressure on somebody else you're not gonna find much there's got to be somebody West Point

High School alumni I'm not even on that page yet right so if you're not on it there has to be some higher profile men and women they're all dead really we got some NFL we got a couple NFL guys there they're dead who I just gotta play for the Ravens in the 90s he's dead and a bunch of old people that made the made Brian Foods they're dead it doesn't seem like a new money town not really no and the ones that are new money went to the went to the private school. I didn't go to the private school. Fuck them. I did for a couple years. My grandmother taught there.

Oh, no kidding. Oh, you went prep for a couple years. I said my uniform my kindergarten and first. Oh, that doesn't count. My kindergarten and first grade I was at the was at the Academy and then I went public school the rest of my time the Academy. Yeah Mm-hmm. It's called Oak Hill Academy. That sounds nice Yeah Every now and then they get a call from like a four or five star basketball player want to transfer there They have to tell them no, we're not we're not that okay exactly where my mind went Yeah, that was there a big one that was in mouth of Wilson Virginia mouth of Wilson Carmela Anthony yeah Kevin

Durant went and that's in fucking no waresville Virginia there those prep schools are always in weird yeah West Virginia has two of them right what's the one in Huntington Huntington Huntington prep is big that's a huge that's right what they're OJ. Yeah, Oak Hills in like, They get guys from all over the country. The very southwest corner of Virginia, like the most rural. How does that come to be?

I think somebody just puts it there and decides, all right, we're gonna be a basketball power and like go out and recruit the kids and take care of them and then it starts to feed itself. I don't know. They've been like that for 30 years. That's what I wanna do next with my life. Is AAU more important than high school ball? Oh yeah. Yeah. They've been like that for 30 years. That's what I want to do next with my life. Is AAU more important than high school ball?

Oh yeah. So is that like... Significantly so. Right. So does it even matter anymore? Not as much as it did. But I think even Oak Hill probably is active on... I think if you're of a certain stature, like playing for your public high school is a total waste of time. Yeah. I would imagine a place like Oak Hill has their high school team, and they probably have an AAU team

as well, right? Yeah. Or they're at least affiliated. It's the same with baseball now, right? Oh, yeah. Like, the travel teams are way more important than the. Yeah. School doesn't matter.

Yeah, fuck school. School kind of sucks. Yeah. Do y'all ever have a stretch where you like school? Kate, you seem like an I like school person. Not really? I think 11th grade I really hit my peak. I had to repeat math like all the time.

But 11th grade I got to take a bus up to the VA and like volunteer with the olds half the day. I loved that. You got passionate. That sounds miserable. I did. All the old vets. I like school Yeah, I didn't hate school. Yeah, I didn't like that. It was early in the morning That's it that was the only part that I hated was waking up that I was so hungry I missed oh already five days one year what? That's two that's way too man. You were just sleeping in the barn right you would just like

Well, I would I would just yeah you go up. I would do all kind of things. I just was not a good student. Didn't like it hated it and you're right the biggest part school in America should be from like 930 to 1130. It shouldn't be from 730 to three. That's crazy. It should they can get their earliest **** dude. They get their business done about six dude like if you had like a lunch or whatever you're eating at 10 15 morning you're eating lunch crazy, yeah And you heard you shouldn't be it's of should be forced to eat spaghetti with chocolate milk. Oh god

No, it's like that scene from gumbo Crazy that's my 10. Oh What? What's Gummo? Gummo's that weird movie about the town post tornado and that boy's eating spaghetti in the bathtub with milk. I never saw that. It's a comedy obviously. It's a very dark movie.

It's that young weird director. What's his name? He was young. Who wasn't? We've all been young. Roman Polanski? Yeah, it's the guy. I don't even like the word gummo.

He was a young. It's a weird movie. You a milkhouse, Brennan? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Hmm.

Yeah, we are a milkhouse. You probably go through it too. Used to be a gigantic milkhouse, but once the kids got, now they're, the youngest one's eight, so we're not really doing milk for... I do a bowl of cereal every morning. I love milk. I love cereal. We were a milk house growing up. We like to get, I probably go too wide every day in the fridge. I got two milks. You got the white milk?

You put the white milk in the cup, you drink it, and are you like, yum, thirst is quenched? It's not for quenching no I think it's just like yum that there's never yum the taste of that was really good there's never yum it's like all right I had my milk my mother drinks a glass of milk with dinner every night that's that's really that's a Midwestern woman that's what we used to Yeah, just like a but in your head, we like I would rather have the apple juice. It never occurred to me that there was like another lemonade or my dad used to dip his cornbread in milk. Yeah,

we had milk. That's good and entertain that. Yeah. My wife taught me how to I never I always thought milk and cookies was just like a do it do it Brandon it Brandon, do it. Here we go. Here we go. I can't do it. I always thought milk and cookies was like a TV thing. I never thought milk and cookies was an actual thing. Then I got married to my wife and she wants to have milk and cookies like every night. Then what? Then what? Where's this headed?

It's not headed anywhere. I'm just talking about Milk and Cookies. Ha ha ha ha ha. Milk and Cookies was a TV thing? I didn't know. What does that mean? I don't know. I always thought. They go hand in hand.

They are perfect for each other. What about Oreos? Yeah, I guess those are the best Milk and Cookies cookies, right? Looks favorite. Oh, yeah, I guess those are the best milk and cookies, right? Looks favorite. Oh yeah. I never knew that milk enhanced the Oreo's experience as much as it does. It really does.

Egg time. Yellow raincoats are a TV thing. That's right. Only cartoon characters wear those. See, that's a great example of a TV thing. I'm trying to think of other tea I am too and I can't the yellow raincoats is perfect you don't see many yellow raincoats huh in general there taking my kids out those are that's

TV wasn't strictly yellow day Tracy was a trench red the curious George's George's and then the man in the yellow coat and George hat but it but he have a coat on yeah he's had a yellow hat there was a Georgie from it was a yellow yellow raincoat the the frozen fish mascot mm-hmm Gordon's Wharton the salt girl or is that more slutty than a coat no you're confusing her with the sunscreen girl no he's I think he's right the salt girl or was that more slutty than a coat no you're confusing her with the sunscreen girl No, he's I think he's right the salt more salt. He was in a yellow coat slutty dress. Oh little dress

Naughty oh my god How she look I don't know let me pick at the Morton salt girl. She needs a smile more though right Kate. Yes oh She's young oh Well that one is the other one's not there's a one on the dimensional. She's too deep like that should be Sausage seasoning oh yeah, that's I Try pass that every day is that so ised. Is that the Salt Shed, the music venue?

Yeah, it sure is. That's where PFT and Max shredded this weekend. Really? Mount Toy, yeah. I see that Morton Salt Big Barn coming in. It is an awesome venue. It's very cool. Yeah. Is that where the... Is that under that thing? Is that where the stage is?

They have an indoor and an outdoor, and then the outdoor... The backdrop of the stage is the skyline of Chicago and everything. It's beautiful and then indoor is More for when it's cold out obviously, so that makes sense because it gets cold here, but it looked pretty cool But you can like yeah, there you go What who are they with? Mount Joy. Mount Joy. Yeah, I don't.

I don't listen to my band. Oh, they were here the other day. Yes, they were. I saw them leaving. We left the same time. They got in a Sprinter van. And I thought, man, that's convenient. There's only two of you and you're in a Sprinter van.

I know PFT is talented. I've seen it. Yeah. Like he's, but it always I'm always like, holy shit. Yeah. He's very good. You can do. Wow.

I think watching somebody, you know, you know, if you know him in this context that we know watching them perform music at a high level is a very impressive thing. Kyle is a very very very good singer. I was trained for so long. Like lessons. Yeah, Kyle is like a classically trained singer and he doesn't use it. Prove it. There's a video of him singing the fray like to warm up before a live show. You're good. And you don't ever do anything with it. He's trying to start a rumor I've been on Kyle's a good singer Around the office. I hate you guys cuz I never know what's really that makes me feel like I'm bad

If it's if it's funny no, I just think it's like Out of character for you to be a really like belt belt it out Okay, are you watching love is blind yes a little bit? Oh my god, I fucking hate the guy who's like my rolex my guys like to hate This is the one this great season so far that yeah It's the most so what happened what happened that everyone's talking about art dealer Do you know an art dealer who's like? I don't I just want to find like true love I don't want girls who are into my just into me for my money because I have a lot of it

Yeah, or because I know how to like what the real good art is or like he's just the most not everything He says is that the same as the role that every date he goes on he's like well I don't know if I should tell you this, but I have a lot of money He starts like choking up, I do really well. I just don't want you, you know, to be with me because I do so well. And I love that you don't ask me about my art dealer profession.

I love that you didn't ask about Art Basel. Yup. Really. I've actually like had, like physically had trouble watching it when he's on. Can I get optics on this guy? It's terrible. And he's not like a

Regular dude they all do but um, there's also a girl from West Virginia. Oh, I'm trying to put this delicately She's large. I'm not saying she's ugly She's large but she is presenting herself as Jessica Simpson, as an all-American. She's like, I was the cheerleader, then she was like, I dated the quarterback, and the guy got so excited, he's like,

oh, I need to see you in a bathing suit. Is that what he said? But she is, well, she was a cheerleader in West Virginia. Right. West Virginia cheerleaders are only they only do pyramid bases They do foundations She said things to like like what were you previous with? Well, they they only care about like how thin I'm staying Like that and then you're like I know you know what they're thinking in their minds girl Like I know you know Does she have an accent like she like a southern? She's cute. She yeah, she's just large very large very

She's not what she's presenting herself as like a supermodel is thin a cheerleader in West Virginia is like a third basement in another Yeah, yeah, all right But then there's this guy. What about the white guy was like He's talking to a black girl on a date. Mm-hmm. You know I identify white She's not big She's probably weighs the same as me she could be tall. She's tall is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah It's not thin. She's not thin KB. What you're about to get into is the funniest part This is the funniest part. Yeah, the white guy looks like just any white guy, and he's like telling this black girl. You know I identify as white and

What did he say three years ago? I took a 23 in me and he found out he was a Nigerian He found out his dad was three-fifths black That I school he identified as very Italian. Well, that's the fraction he used. But he just found out his dad's black, so now he's like trying to relate to her. And then she tells him she's half black, and he called her a mutt. What?

Oh, she loved it. She loved it? I had trouble watching. And he was like, technically I'm a cheater, too. I gotta tell you this. technically I'm a cheater too. I gotta tell you this technically He's a cheater. It tells her about like how we He didn't deserve the girl so he felt the need to like flirt with her Flirt with another girl in his DMS and then she apologized to him. She was go. I'm so sorry

That must be so hard that you cheated. It's just you gotta watch Well, you don't have to report cheating like you're a sex criminal It's wow, but they use it They're all playing mind games with each other and then the other guy was like into that girl But she wouldn't say what race she was and he's like, hey, how come you won't know he was like Desperately trying to get her to say he's like I don't care at all don't care at all What race are you again? And what you wouldn't say it? He's like desperately trying to yeah the guy KB was talking about he says in high school that his What race are you again? And what you wouldn't say it, he's like desperately trying to, yeah, it's been tough to watch.

The guy KB was talking about, he says in high school that his grandmother told him that he was Italian. So he was very, I don't know if he has an Italian flag tattoo, but he had, or it's like he had that on his car license plate or something like that, and he was very Italian. But when he found out he was like a majority or at least like a portion like black he got very into that culture

But then they show him later and his last name is Richardson So he just was going through in high school thinking is this big Italian guys last name is Richardson. I thought was very interesting. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's a weird such a Hope I can't do it. It's so it's hard to watch. What do you guys? What do you guys watch as far as trash TV that? He's not gay Yeah Yeah, I watched an episode of Dancing with the Stars cuz I wanted to see there's a chick that was on house arrest. Oh She's like her profession is scammer. She's um she's the one who scammed all those people in New York City

scammer. She's the one who scammed all those people in New York City. She's famous. She convinced everybody she was rich. Aerolene Calloway? Yes. No, no, no. But she's, I remember that saga too. Oh, what was her name? It's gonna kill me. But like she, she was the worst. Anadelvi. Anadelvi. She's dancing with an ankle bracelet or the... What did she do to... She was abysmal though and I couldn't handle that either. Anadelvi is an artist, a fashion icon, and infamous NYC socialite who gained international attention after Netflix purchased the rights to her story and developed it into the 2022 mini-series Inventing Anna. She did time in Right Girls.

She is the woman version of Billy McFarland. Okay. She's the lady Billy McFarland, essentially. I thought you were gonna say Billy football and I was all out I was here for it. That too, that too. Yeah, no. Dwight Howard still in it?

Who? Yes, he's doing well. Dwight Howard. I believe he's doing well. I think the basketball player. Wait, who's the old guy? Oh, is Carl Winslow still in it? Yes, well last time I watched.

I hope so. It feels like I got eliminated when I watched it. I've never watched Dancing with the Stars, but from the outside it feels like every time there's an athlete in the mix They win they win and people are like surprised that they're good Danny I'm in dolas in this one and he's good Emma Smith won it and she he shouldn't have cuz Stacey Keeler should have won it That's when I stopped watching when Stacey Keeler I don't know who watches it, but I just like this has been such a big thing for so long

Yeah, that's what the masked singer. I'm like who's watching watching this but it's on season 15 or something. I don't know. Yeah, that's that's I don't get that The seasons are weird though because CBS survivors on season 47. Yeah Yeah, masked singer is funny because it'll be somebody that takes off the head that they're wearing and it's somebody you've never seen in your life And all the judges are pretending like oh my god It's I saw that when Wayne Brady took it off. Nobody knew who I don't know why I was watching that night and it's somebody you've never seen in your life, and all the judges are pretending like, oh my god, it's... I saw that when Wayne Brady took it off. Nobody knew who it was? I don't know why I was watching that night,

but they were like, all the judges, their guesses were somebody way more famous than Wayne Brady. Oh yeah. And then Wayne Brady took it off, and they're like, oh my god, it's Wayne Brady! Wayne Brady's pretty famous for that show, the guests. Like who competed last season, TJ? Can we see?

Wayne Brady like won his season, I think. What percentage of the, he's a great singer. Yeah. Pansexual man. Mm-hmm, very entertaining guy. What, I just want to know what percentage we would know if they took off their mask. On Dancing with Stars I knew like 30% of them.

Yeah. So I think famous people have eluded me right now. Yeah, I guess I don't really know. I've never watched an episode of The Masked Singer though. Me either. I watched the clip of Victor Oladipo singing. I saw the clip of Wayne Brady getting unmasked. Oh, T.I.

No, Neo. Neo. Oops, I need to get my eyes checked. John Schneider from Duke's a Hazard? Who? Who the fuck is that? That's Bo Duke. Also, what is that might be looped doughnuts? So I guess their costumes give you hints as to who they are now. I say I want to see all of them What does he have to do? Yeah, keep going who the who's that's not? Parish that's not a famous was that gazelle was Janelle Macy Gray. Oh, she's okay

Wait, I see Gray's a singer though. I thought she'd be really good She has one of the most unique. I was gonna say very distinct voice that would not So boss oh they don't he's a light singer good row right asks they do crazy costume genuine, okay? Great song Ashley Parker. Oh hell. Yeah, he a s'more? I want it all. A king s'more? Oh no. Is that him? O-Town?

Meta-World. Maybe. Okay, these are more famous than I thought. I don't know who that is. There's- Oh, Real Housewives, Luan. Countess Luan. Okay.

I don't know who that is. Tyler Posey. Who's Tyler Posey? T-Wolf. Okay. How do you know that? No. Billie Jean King?

Tennis, right? Okay, but wait, what does her costume? Oh! Oh! The pia-cle. He's a pia-cle. Everybody hates that. What's with the spin on these costumes?

Anthony Anderson. Oh, Anthony Anderson. He's entertaining. Demi Lovato. Oh, she would be good at this. Very. So what, when the judges were guessing? Bishop Briggs? Wait, Aka River! Is that who that is? Yeah. Demi Lovato you would be good at this very so what when the

Briggs I just know the song so when the judges guess they say like Paul McCartney and stuff yeah significantly more famous Just a group wait. They were a sushi roll. Oh different pieces of a sushi roll I suppose Yeah Olivia that's uh yeah, okay. Oh dang McCaffrey's Okay, Keenan Allen Lou Diamond Phillips I Think I misspoke that because these are they're way more famous than I these are lamp

Is that the Pizza Hut lamp? Alicia see I don't know that yeah, I don't know who that is. Yeah, I don't know who that is. Dee Snider. Twisted Sister singer? Yeah. Christine Quinn, I don't know who that is. George Wendt. Oh, that's Norm. Norm! He's still alive? Right there. Well, he was then. I guess so. Holly Robinson Peet. No idea. She married Rodney Pete. That's the more famous people that you think. That's WWE gal right there. That's the internet star. She used to be a huge still is.

She's the Viner that would do crazy faces. Malin? I don't know who Malin is. She was in Watchmen. Michael. OK, Michael Bolton should be the best one. Also shouldn't be hard. Wait, so you have like incredible famous singers

competing against normal people How do you like what's the I don't know to win? Yeah, is it the best singer wins or if you get found Michael Bolton would win his season I believe it's like the best singers move on and then once they get voted off. They do the reveal Right, but wouldn't who would be Michael Bolton who's gonna beat Michael Bolton? Man's got the voice of an angel Who's going to beat Michael Bolton? The man's got the voice of an angel. That was season nine, so all of these people beat him?

But it has to be so obvious. I don't know. I don't know. He probably wasn't. I don't beat no one. I don't beat no one. There'd be no way of knowing either. You want to do the high noon ad?

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I did clay Aiken Rubin stuttered year and then I did the next year whoever that was That was the first one right? I would recommend just typing in like the voice best of compilation. You'll enjoy that a lot. Yeah, I think I would like that a lot more than just having to watch it on a week to week basis. Yeah. I never watched The Amazing Race, is that good? Never watched it. It's wild and popular, but it's simple, yeah, it's good.

It's not simple. Survivor's the best. I've never watched Survivor. So fucking good. I've never seen a second of it. I don't know what it... I watched... I don't know anything about it.

Season... I didn't watch season one, but I watched seasons like two through four. And then I fell out. I've watched 20 plus seasons in the last three months. Wow. And it's just like the only... It's the best. I bet binging that is very fun to watch because I remember when I

watched it and it would end on a Wednesday night. I couldn't wait till the next Wednesday. Oh you were about it, but if you could watch yeah, but if you could watch it all, you know, bang, bang, bang and knock it out of your pace. I bet that's very fun. Yeah week is too long. So it's yeah. How many episodes of Survivor you watching today? 20 seasons in three months probably You're probably exaggerating it. But I've done up to 4 in a day. Sometimes 2, sometimes 1.

Just watched Jeff Kent. Jeff Kent was on Survivor? The baseball player? He was on Survivor? He's a real son of a bitch, right? People don't like him. He was kind of unlikable. Yeah, he was a jerk. I remember when Fear Factor first came out, too.

That was like mind-blowing TV at the time. Yeah. Someone eating a worm on a really tall ladder. Joe Rogan. That's what it was all with hair. Yeah. A lot of worm eating. Yeah.

Some bug eating. A lot of bug eating. Yeah. A lot of laying in things. Laying in bugs, eating bugs. How much was the prize for winning? $50,000. Was it not worth it?

Oh, yeah, watch is it needed we had a girl at our bagel store that was on survive or on fear factor And she was like it was like a town celebrity in between filming and release and then she never came back to work again After a date after premiered whoa why because she made money or because she came in second or third I think she didn't win she became a celebrity It was like people are going to the people are going to the bagel stream being like oh shit It's the girl that's gonna be on fear factor soon, and then it aired and she never was that's a small-town big deal She embarrassed no. I think she was like pretty hype about it If you're factor rocked I remember there was a girl on my boss who her family went to Orlando for a vacation

And she she was on Doubledare. Oh, it was like Queen Bee that's fucking all. That's a dream. Of the bus. All right, yep. Courtney, shout out. It was a big deal. Whenever somebody around my area would get on like Wheel of Fortune or something, that would be gigantic,

gigantic news. Do y'all have, in your towns, do y'all have like Christmas vacations they would put up on the light poles? Christmas vacations? What? Decorations, not vacations. Christmas decorations. Oh yeah, absolutely.

Put up on the light poles. Yeah, candy up on the light poles candy canes and trees candy canes and trees yeah my town recently I think they just swapped all they got new ones great so they sold all the old ones and people got to buy the trees they would put on the light poles and I wasn't there to get one and I'm very sad whoa that's devastating I'm very sad I wanted one bad that's a nice little trinket. That does feel like something you can't buy as a citizen. Right. It's not. It doesn't come. Yeah, there's no story. That's a once in a

generation availability. Street light grade. Yeah. Decor. You have to be a government official to buy those. You're right, Mark. The supplier. Yeah. I missed it. It's like Haley's Comet coming around and I'm your main street have American flags all the way down Yeah Ours did not all the way down, but like if we have a bridge to get on to a main street and the bridge is covered in flags People come from different continents to see wheelings

Festival of Christmas lights yeah that really yeah Wow What is it awesome? It's a main street. They keep it up a round. They don't take it down. They just turn them on during December. West Virginia? No, it's up in, it's up on in the resort. All these like moving light animatronics. They'll have a resort? Yeah. Oglebay. Cool. Kate, did you ever go to that neighborhood in Brooklyn that was the pride itself and the Christmas decorations? No I've been Philly has a street like that that goes crazy Yeah, this is Wheeling Couldn't handle the traffic You can do a specific people come from around the continent. Yeah, and it's really gotta be honest. I thought it would be more

Oh, no, they don't know they don't get so much action The traffic like the city the city shuts down traffic the city's fucked. There's barely any life There's nothing happening here. You're lying. No this is the city. No there's barely any life there's nothing happening here you're lying no this is the city no I don't come from far and wide there's a baby bird birds spitting into his mouth what? people talk about Disney adults like Christmas has a even more rabid fanbase yeah there's the zoo that I worked at the good zoo It indeed is not It's poorly named. It's misleading. This is terrible. It's horrible Kate What animals does a good zoo even have?

Otters, cooler. Elephants? No. Giraffe? No That's the Grinch Rottweilers, yeah, pit bulls This is terrible. It's horrible. This is making me sad. Yeah As a kid this was the most grand thing, but it was and I was hoping that this was an old-ass video that's 2023 oh Yeah, oh that was God what a magical thing wait there we go now we're cooking how far into that now

we're look at this it does go for the doesn't move okay if it goes for miles and maybe we got something here oh too soon you make a day out of this I bet the early guy fun this is cool that's what I think it's when it's early 90s this would be this isn't bad right here I mean you go through a tunnel of lights that's fine this is the lake okay that's all out on like a pier something or was

that a fountain yeah no it's not uh maybe that's a dick that's a cock that's undeniably just a cock. That's an inflamed cock. Okay. Is that a caterpillar holding a... I thought it was. That's another penis. That's a cock. A soft penis. Woohoo! That's a little gingerbread man. I kinda like it. want to go with me kind of peanuts yeah it's it's turning me on to it the further it goes the

better it gets but like traffic during this time is you can't go dinosaurs all right you're getting it it is 33 minutes long this video so yeah wow goes on forever oh real animals are deer whoa I could watch all right you're watching the comments are all overwhelmingly positive yeah so like me and my family every Christmas Eve we go up there in our PJs that we get on Christmas Eve we put cookies and stuff in the car and we eat and go through do you really really? Oh, I love that. That's cute. It's a blast. We don't have anything like that in my town. Look, it doesn't it doesn't capture on camera well. You

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That motherfucker that neighborhood that's Yeah, these are just home that motherfucker that neighborhood. That's a nice. Oh shit. They do Halloween too, but yeah I want to know they did Halloween they go fucking nuts, but yeah, you got a you can park your car and walk it It's like six six or six or eight streets, or you can just drive it. Yeah, this is better Do you think it's stressful say you really wanted to buy a home on that street gotta be? Cuz if you don't upkeep it. They'll probably slash your tires I'm sure they probably like tell you about it like you this is a commitment to buy this house what about I mean Brooklyn has a lot of Jewish folk it's what I thought was a Hanukkah house there's a Hanukkah they have their own I think

they're segregated oh and then you can tell that the roads are always way more yeah this one's an hour and 28 minutes and it's like... This is the equivalent of living in like Disney Springs. Yeah. No, this is... It's almost called like... That's called that Disney neighborhood? That's like the...

Boardwalk area. We talked about it last week. Celebration? Celebration. Well, all the mansions are Disney themed. It's owned by Disney. Yeah. It's like a wait list to live in the community. Is that in

celebration? Is that maybe it's not celebration. Not treasure. It's where Andy wanted to take Angela to live right. Really? I think in the office. Hmm. I don't know. TJ you want to get the wheel ready. Golden Oaks. Yeah, yeah, it's like owned by Disney. There's all these little touches. Let's see, let's buy a house. I've seen the houses inside. Yeah. It would be normal. And then you look closely and like the tile has the shape of a Mickey or a Mickey on it. Or there's all these little touches that only Disney people would pick up on right away. It's 14 million. It's very sneakily Disney. Yeah, it's tastefully Disney. Yeah, which is very weird This has nothing really that's really fucking nice house There's some Disney their Mickey Mouse was hiding over there, but that's just a decoration of the room

Yeah, Not for me. Oh, it's on the resort. You live at Disney? That's a little much. Yeah, fuck all that. Couldn't catch me living in that $14 million home. Yeah, not for me. Me and my family are looking at a home on Six Flags.

Oh, nice. So we'll see if it works out. All the best. It's a trailer. 10K. What was the nearest amusement park to you? Good one, Kay. Six Flags in Atlanta was about 4 and 1 half hours away.

But if you. Small guy. The Pours would go to Liberty Land in Memphis. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. Because me and Kyle at Kennywood. Yeah. You had Liberty Land to Libertyland in Memphis. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. Because me and Kyle at Kennywood, you had Libertyland?

Libertyland in Memphis. Yeah. The Pores were going to Branson, Missouri. What's there? A lot. That's really? Yeah, that's poor people's paradise. I've been there many times.

We had Dutch Wonderland. OK. It was run by the Amish. Yeah. Nice. And then we had Dorney Park. It was a bit I know Dorney. I went up progressively from Liberty Land to Opry Land in Nashville to Six Flags in Atlanta.

I think Alabama had one but I never went there. Ours was Storybook Forest. You remember that Kyle? No. Uh oh. Where is that? In the middle of the woods in Pennsylvania I think. Idlewild?

Idlewild is also in Pennsylvania, but then Kennywood. Kenobles? Great pizza there. Is Idlewild still open? I think it is, yeah. That was the Outcast movie. Yeah, it was. Dolly Parton's place still going?

Oh, yeah. Dollywood? I went during Christmas season. What is it? It's just a... I don't even know if it's an amusement park as much as it is just it's just a I? Don't even know if it's an amusement park as much as it's just a is it a shrine to her or is it just a place? That she opened a place for families to go be family is it just like fudge Pigeon Forge Gatlin Berg is just it's just like paradise paradise for children

Yeah, that's what I tried meant to say but is this so what what actually is dolly? What's the number one theme park in the u.s.. It has nothing to do with dolly pardon except for the name No, no, is there like oh, it's very dolly centric There's like concerts going on and she goes through like once a week on a carriage drawn by beautiful horses and everybody goes crazy There's a giant beautiful train There's but everything has like butterfly theme and all the food is like themed after her and it's cute I saw old people getting like Yeah, oh chalk blocked. I didn't know

VIP and touch her titties. Okay, I Forgive me for my ignorance. I didn't know she was this big It was Tennessee. Yeah, it was beautiful. I have to say it was like the classiest theme park I think I've been to that is the low low I would call a classy theme park the clientele we were not classy the people were clientele the clientele I went there last year on this time. I was miserable Really is this area is horrible. You have to have a family. You have to have have to have kids it's for kids and then waiting to get out did you traffic it was the traffic is awful it's all yeah pancake houses oh yeah a lot of

pancake houses like 50 I saw a guy in an electric wheelchair pushing like 20 shopping carts just down the highway that That's cool. That's probably the highlight of the trip for me. That's, yeah. TJ, you got the wheel? Oh boy. Let's hit two, oh there we go. Yeah, it was two shares in a row. I feel like we need to zhuzh the wheel soon.

Yeah, I'd be cool with that. A little wheel zhuzh the wheel soon. Yeah I'd be cool with that. Let's make it square. Oh I don't hate that. Put therapeutic piano on the wheel. I highly recommend it. Kate that was a Kate moment in my life Yeah, I get that seem like something yeah mm-hmm Every once in a while Kate moment, holy shit. He's doing it This feels so wrong DJ spin the fucking square When big cats away they ruin the fucking show that's what it would have landed on what we were square outwards where in an alternate universe but it's

not but it's not all right big gotta be back tomorrow then we will to this yeah cool gotta be back tomorrow then we will too that's the act. That square reel really is a bitch, eh? Alright, have a good week everybody, love you, see you tomorrow, bye.