The Yak - Nick Returns And Is Immediately Greeted By The Wet Wheel | The Yak 7-29-22

Episode Date: July 29, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hey-o, hey-oh, it's the Yak. It's me, Roan, in this bitch, dude. And it's been a long week, it's been a strong week. So we've had a lot of guests, but I figure I'd just kind of do this last one solo while we kind of wait for the guys to come back. So I got the booth with me.

TJ and Zarr fucking chilling in there. And wait a second Is that the return Of fucking Nick Terraney dude Is that the shattering glass And the fucking Terrane man's music Not fucking just Nick coming in But right behind him

Fucking Owens in this bitch dude Are the stars realigning Is Cassiopeia forming above our heads? Is the Big Dipper in the motherfucking building? Owen's in this, bitch. I forgot about this program. Yeah, dude, this program definitely didn't forget about you, brother. We pine for you, dude.

You're what's beyond our pines. And finally, you're back, brother. Thank you so much for being here, Nick. Thanks, bro. The chat has to be going absolutely fucking H-ish. Fucking W's. Common W's for my boy, Nick. Back in the bitch.

I got to split. All right. Thanks for being here, Nick. Appreciate you, brother. Nick is a fucking goat, dude. Salute to fucking Nick. Where have you been, dude? What a trip it's been.

Two weeks ago, I went to Boston with my family and then we went to P-Town. Me and my old man. Well, you keep saying P-Town and I've acted like I knew what it was every time. Oh, Provincetown. Me and my dad went to Provincetown just to check it out. Keep your W's. They're stacking. Oh yeah, big stack.

Big stack. Alright, boys. We gotta have the structural integrity of those W's. We gotta slow it down. No, they're built for it, dude. They're built to stack. We got to slow it down. No, they're built for it, dude. They're built to stack. Like a game of topple. No, they're fucking the perfect stacking letter. You think so? You think they lock in between?

I think, I mean, more so than any other. Like, think about it. U's got a little fucking amp. What's that called? A serif. A little serif. I think it'd be an M, though, right? Yeah.

A wider bass. Than a W? To stack? I don't know. I think a W would nestle in, though. I think W's the best. And holy shit. This dude doesn't know anything about that.

KB, no fucking swag back in this, bitch. Dude, we thought that. It's like that? Yeah, dude. It's exactly like that. That's all we got? I pretended that you guys weren't here, and then you guys came in here. How did you? Dude, that chat has been you guys came in here. Oh, did you?

Dude, that chat has been going absolutely apeshit. You giving me dubs? They're going bananas. River's Cuomo show. They've been super generous with the fucking dubs. Everybody's getting dubs. No, no, don't pull it down, bro. What was that?

Hike them up. It's... used to play this at the bingo hall in elm grove for real holy fuck never saw one whenever they g6 if you miss nick and kb dude that's the kind of shit you're missing, dude. Yeah, that's what we're bringing. That's the kind of shit. That heat. Fuck, I'm never leaving on the table. You guys going to get slithered tonight? Yeah, I guess it is Friday. Yeah?

Yeah. What's in store for the weekend? Pop Punk tonight in Atlantic City. Oh, fuck. Come through if you're within, like, you know, 200 miles. What time is that? 8 o'clock. Yeah.

And you can take the train down from here, right? Yep. Take the train directly to Atlantic City. Get back before the fucking... What time again? I think 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock. Get some shit like that.

But you're not taking the train. You're taking a private charter. No, we're getting... Best way to see the city. In a Sprinter. Yeah, we're going down with Fasoli. It's me, Frankie, and Fasoli. Oh, good luck with him. The big three. Why? Just been a week with Fasoli. It's me, Frankie, and Fasoli. Oh, good luck with him.

The big three. Why? I spent a week with him down in Chattanooga. Really? Oh, my God. Yeah. Was he getting buck wild or what? He genuinely can't read.

He can't read. And somehow that led to him going up a down escalator. Yeah, so there was just a down escalator, and he was walking in front of us, and I was like, Kyle, Kyle, just stop, stop, stop. I think Fasoli's going to go up the down. Yeah. Low and behold. It was amazing. He tried. It was poetic. He was walking in front of us and i was like kyle kyle just stop stop stop i think he's always gonna go up the down yeah low and amazing try poetic he was walking he was walking he's looking at his phone granted but he was going right toward the down elevator to walk up damn dude his foot grazed it and he heard us whispering that's so dumb yeah yeah he's a moron um that's historically dumb did you catch him pretending to read or what he's good at his job

he's getting better every day I think he gets promoted like every other day but he also takes on new projects with everybody

that gets hired new he does he does whatever he's truly passionate he keeps getting fucking promoted shouldn't be he should be getting

paid more but not he should be demoted yeah pay him more and demote him. There's too many levels and options for promotion for producers. We have no option of promotion. There's no better title that Nick could get.

I don't even know what my title is. I don't know what it is. I had to fill it out on an apartment application. I don't know. Whatever it is, sounds... There's no good way to label it. Yeah, because if you say content creator, they're going to assume you can't afford the apartment.... There's no good way to label it. Yeah, because if you say content creator, they're going to assume you can't afford it.

That's probably the worst way to put it. Podcast host. Bad. It's also really bad. You don't have to check the race box then. But just writer, I feel like, you could just go with writer or something like that. That's broad enough that you could be doing any type of shit.

But that also kind of assumes that you failed and that you're poor. Yeah, absolutely. Which you have and you are. You failed and he's poor? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm just kidding. That is the thing about Kyle. He's failed and he's poor.

It's a calling card. Your toxic trade is that. You're a fail poor. You're a fail poor. Fail son. That's a dope ass shirt. Oh, I know. Thank you. What is that? you're a fail poor you're a fail poor fail son uh that's a dope ass uh shirt oh i know thank you uh nick designed it well uh walk us through the inspiration i think it was uh i was watching the movie greece and we have a whole line of uh of uh gym uniforms coming out yeah so the untold story she lions oh yeah Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

Is that lion definitely? That's a woman, huh? Because there's no man. That's a prototype. We have one that says the untold story, she lions. It looks like a gym school shirt. We're not too sure about the hats. I didn't design these ones, but I don't know about how much effort was put into this. That's dope.

We asked for some hats, and this is a prototype. That's what we're selling? That's the prototype they gave. That shit's hot garbage. Fortunately, I think the red's even worse. Oh, I like the red. Facing's a little bit funny, but it reminds me of something good.

It does look like they went to Lids and just like, hey, these guys are on our case. They want fucking hats for their podcast. I look at that. It's so bad that I assume bad hat before Trump comparison. Really so bad that i assume bad hat before trump comparison really that's just a bad that's just a fucking bad hat yeah oh the shirt's

through and through church fire but what about that other shirt though that i saw that you had out there about that kb shirt he's got on oh yeah yeah when this when is this dropping august 10th we can't we don't want to wait the boys. Oh no. Is that a cool hat now? Oh my god. A hat switch. Holy fuck. That's good. That one's actually good. This one is.

Oh. W's in the chat. In the chat. W's in the chat. Holy fuck. That's a good shirt. That's a good hat. That's a good.

Let's get 100k subs today. Yeah. That would be so fucking fire Where are we at? Where are we at? We're at like 96 We got a fever yet? 96.7 Well let's get to a lache

Now we're barely at body temperature 98 degrees Shit I do have something If we need something What do you What do The jersey guy outside

The Rather The bootleg t-shirt salesman On the corner Has two jerseys. New jerseys? I believe he has a piston and a rocket. What about it? We can't say rocket anymore.

He has a piston and an R word. Yeah, piston, rocket. So go cop then? But without Big Hat here, we're not super liquid. We're not liquid. We're not liquid. We're not that liquid, as liquid as we want to be. We could probably pool whatever money we have. I bought a Camara jersey this week.

Yeah, we were at a gas station. They just had an Alvin Camara jersey, and KB got it. Nice. I'm going to smolder every time you talk about, what the fuck is this? All right. What is this? Oh, okay. Just open the door.

What the heck is this okay we get it oh those look good though what is this what are these today that electric thank you look at the color that color is what is this it's in honor of um okay Kim wins the internet for today

wait a minute wait a minute what the heck is this it's in honor of oh most dangerous game show wait what for today. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What the heck is this? The competition has been going on. Oh, most dangerous game show. Wait, what? Swamp water. You made us some swamp water? Are these boozy, Kim?

Can you come and sit with us for a second and explain what you're giving us? I was going to ask you on the show anyway, but I felt like I'm complimenting you almost too much on your clothes where it's like i'm just trying to genuinely be like you got the best fits in the office oh you do you do i don't know i don't know you do yeah i don't have that new york vibe today for sure i felt like i was sticking out like a sore thumb it's way better i think rudy has that

though yeah he has that exact same thing i'm gonna be to be dead honest. This is a straw drink. A what? Oh, a straw drink. This is a straw drink. Oh, no, just suck the top right off there. Suck the top off. Yeah, man. What you mean?

No, you're fine. Oh, my gosh. This is so good. It is good. It's good, isn't it? What's the alcohol in here? Okay, there's a lot of alcohol, so I couldn't put any of it in that. Whatever this is, it's delicious as well. So the alcohol you put in turned it green?

Yeah. any of it in that. Whatever this is, it's delicious as well. So the alcohol you put in turned it green? Yeah, so it's got an apple punch, which is a liqueur, and then it's got a melon liqueur, and then it's got blue carousel, which is a liqueur. That's why I couldn't put any good color in that. And tequila and Sprite. Tastes so good. It's pretty good, isn't it? I appreciate it, Kim. Thank you. Thank you so much. Ooh, Pinky's up too.

Kim, I'd like to propose something. I think that you should, we should fund and you should host a soiree. Oh my god. That would be fun. Because I feel like you have good party planning instincts. And maybe if we had some type of soiree in here, we have like a slush fund that we're working with. And maybe we could

earmark some of the money from the slush fund for you to have some kind of like soiree, whether it be a cocktail hour. Nick, I'm sure you have. Well, before we do the soiree, I think Kim has to put us through some sort of etiquette class. Oh, that would be good. I think that we definitely need some help with our etiquette.

We're all slouching over here. And burp on command. Yeah. Okay. See? I do have to say that at my desk, I hear a lot of burping. Really? Who do you sit by?

I sit kind of by Chuck and Jack. You sit by Burpy Chuck? Jack. Jack. Burpy Chuck. It just seems like the guys kind of hang out like that. You have Burp Alley. Oh, yeah.

I do have Burp Alley. Yeah, there's a lot of burpers around you, just constant burpers. Burpy Chuck, Belchy Jack. It's tough, but I think that if we got some... What are etiquette classes called? Isn't there like... We were talking about them yesterday. What are they called?

You go to Cotillion, but what's this stuff called? I don't know. Cotillion is where you dance. Like an antebellum? No. No, no, no. I just think they're called etiquette classes. I don't know.

Okay. It probably is just etiquette classes. I don't know. Okay. It probably is just etiquette classes. Beaumont etiquette. Have you ever taken an etiquette class or much less taught an etiquette class? I've never taught an etiquette class. I could probably use an etiquette class. I have taken a few short little etiquette classes. Really?

In what context? At the local YMCA? No, no. There was a girl in Dallas, I don't even know why, that had a little class thing on sitting at the table in etiquette. But it was mostly about conversation and things like that.

Although I eat backwards sort of. So I always have to put my knife in the wrong hand. You purge. I cut the opposite of everybody else. So when I have to do the silverware, it's on the wrong side. Which I learned is that's how the Brits do it.

They eat that way, too. Yuck. It's okay. It's just not how we do it in the U.S. After you found that out, maybe you have British roots. I do have some British roots. That's probably why.

That could be why. Seriously, do you think that's why? I think they're... I mean, why else would you instinctually do that? I don't know, but have you ever seen those where they want to know what your ancestry is and that's how you should eat?

Have you heard that? Oh, I didn't know that. So you should eat cabbage and whatever the British folk eat, Indian food, I guess? I don't know. That could be your diet and that's what your body would adapt the best to. Interesting. I thought it was kind of BS, but I'm not sure. What conversational stuff did you learn, what conversational

stuff did you learn at that Dallas ladies class? Anything that we could use on this conversation show? I doubt it, because you guys are all very good conversationalists. I know one thing, you don't talk about politics, which is really hard. Oh, we do. You guys do? I've never heard you talk about politics.

We do. We don't do it in a non-'t do it we don't we don't do it um in a bash you do it in a non-biased way yeah yeah we don't yes we don't pick sides here that's good with dan out you ever have a political phase did i have a political phase no but it was kind of hard not to have a political phase um well what about like a bohemian phase oh like a like a hippie phase no no drug phase no you might be in it right now yeah oh yeah why in new york these flowing i think i probably had a wild stage but i was pretty young yeah interesting i got over it

pretty quick interesting well i think that we should take an etiquette class uh-huh then after that some type of soiree. But are you saying like a dinner party, Nick? Like a long table or something like that? Or are you saying like a cocktail hour? A bartender we all talk to. I don't care what it is. I just want to wear the glove that goes up to my elbow.

Well, I think it should be a cocktail dancing hour then. Really? Yeah. I would love to see everyone dance. Can you dance? That would be neat. No. Can any of you dance?

What type of dancing are you talking about? I think you're talking about a different type of dance. You're talking about a grind line? That's a grind line. Like where you're just all out in the middle grinding? Yeah, kind of just like a grinding, like trying to imagine what your body would do to this song. Oh, she doesn't have head fence on it.

2008. But I think you're talking about more of like a formal dance line or something. Yeah, they got music going. I'm like, why is everybody doing that? What's the song? I think it's a royalty-free techno song. Oh. Is this the type of dancing you were talking about?

That's almost a little disco-ish. Yeah, that is a little. So are you talking about a disco? a little disco-ish. I loved the disco stage. That was the party phase that he was talking about? Well, it was a little before that. Okay, before disco.

Before disco, there was a little bit of this, not electric slide thing, but what was the music? I'm going to have to... But we did dance a lot. Yeah, I believe it. But what kind of dancing are you talking about for our soiree? I would like you to do some swing dancing with the girls and stuff like that. We're not strong enough for

that except for KB. KB's the only one who's strong enough to do any type of He could swing. KB dances like grease. You see your muscles. Cannot dance. You see that? What'd you do? I jumped off a gigantic cliff. That was good. Into water. That-oh. Did you see that? What'd you do? I jumped off a gigantic cliff. That was good. Into water. That's good.

Easily. How big was the gigantic cliff? It was 11 meters, which is nothing to scoff at. How many feet is 11 meters? I think it's about 37? 8? No. Really? What do you mean, no?

I didn't know it was that big. Oh, yeah, yeah. She was incredulous. You ever see the... Well, it's bigger than the 10-meter dive at the Olympic pool. No, that's really high. Which most people don't brave. You didn't have a life jacket on to do.

No life jacket. No, that's smart. Hey, but I got a question. That's smart? No, you do not want a life jacket. Okay. When you're jumping off that high. You hurt your back.

No, you would break your neck. My shoulder, yeah. What? There's a weird circular scar on my shoulder. You want a mom to check it out? Yeah, show the boys. Seriously? He woke up with this weird mark.

I don't know how to do this without actually taking my shirt off. You don't know how to lift your shirt up? It's fine. Nope. Not revealed yet? Nope, nope. Still not revealed.

There. Keep the shirt on. Stand up straight. Stand up straight. Boom. You woke up with that? I think that's like a parasite, dude. That's too perfect of a circle.

Did you have cupping done? You had cupping done. He had cupping done. Why'd you get cupped? The boys bought it. Because I didn't think you'd get cupped. You were hook, line, and sinker. Why'd you have them being it?

Don't you usually get a bunch? Trying to reverse image search it. That was a perfect circle. But I do have like bumps on it, which I don't think is normal. No, that doesn't look, it didn't look normal. It looks unhealthy,

whatever it is. And that was the biggest circle I've seen for cupping. Yeah. And it was only one. Bulging. Did they not do a bunch of places? No, just one.

Really big one. What? Where'd you get cupped? I'm stopping believing you. I don't believe you anymore. You bought a cupping thing? Mm-hmm. It was so hard to do it to myself, to my back. Why'd you use your back? I'm stopping believing you. I don't believe you anymore. You bought a cupping thing? Mm-hmm. It was so hard to do it to myself, to my back.

Why'd you use your back? I had to lie on it. It took like 20 minutes. Where did you buy it from? Could you not call a friend? Call a friend? Oh, no. Do it for you.

I live alone. I live alone. Well. It was 3 a.m. Doesn't Owen live right around the corner from you? He does. We're neighbors. Isn't he a night owl?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, there you go. Dry Tortuga. There's a technique to that, though. Low-key. I'll come over and come. Low-key. They put it on, and they slide it, and then they... Mm-hmm. Yeah, there you go. Dry tortuga. There's a technique to that, though. They put it on and they slide it and then they... Mm-hmm. So you just bought cupping and does it feel better, your shoulder?

No. Have you guys ever done acupuncture? No. Would you? Yes. Really? Yeah. Terrified of that.

Tell us about it, Kim. I have. I've done it a lot. It helps a lot. Really? Does it hurt as it's happening? What is it comparable to? Only if it's like on my feet, it kind of sends that zinger sometimes.

Yeah. And then sometimes on your back it would send a zinger. But it's usually wherever you really need it that it sends a zinger. Interesting. I would like that. I wouldn't mind getting some zingers. I wouldn't mind it at all. But no, it helps a ton. Like it helps whatever you're – when you go in, you tell them what it is that you need

and you think, why are they doing it all over my body? But it helps whatever you're, when you go in, you tell them what it is that you need and you think, why are they doing everything? Why are they doing it all over my body? But it helps a ton. Like it'll help your, you can do it for your lower back or you can do it for anything. One time I went in, I thought it was for my lower back and I was going through like super intense lower back pain and I went to an acupuncturist, but it turned out I had like a blown out disc and like it doesn't do, I didn't know it at the time, but I couldn't even like sit through it. It was, it was super painful, but I got to get back in the lab.

I got to get back on the horse and try some acupuncture again. Well, do you have anything to acupuncture for? Everything, yeah. My whole body hurts all the time. It does? Yeah, I got sciatica. I got bad shoulders, bad everything. I do think it helps sciatica, and I don't know why.

Maybe because you get muscles really tight there. Muscles, maybe. Interesting. I mean, it does help the nerves, too, but it'll help calm you down. This dude needs more play. Will he drink? Yeah. He needs more play.

He does. First one or second one? The first one, he travels with Biz and them, but the second one... Needs more play. He needs more play. Who is he? What does that mean?

Did you want to offer your servant a drink? Yes, I did want to offer one. That's why I was sitting here. She was holding the camera up for 20 minutes. They're so good. We're filming this, too. This is going to be on camera. The exact same angle of where you are.

Bella is the best. He's good. Drinking on the job? I don't know. It's Friday. It's Friday, though. Friday after one. Yeah, after five o'clock in England.

But Kyle, how did you hurt your bicep if you're jumping off a cliff? How did you go bicep first? Arms were a little too extended. It's a bitch of a jump. Did anybody video you? Yeah. We did a Sydney Wells video.

She was there with her iPhone as well. She was there too. Where were you? Down in Tennessee, outside of Chattanooga. It was like this quarry. It was a limestone quarry. It was awesome. It was crystal clear in some spots, about 90 degrees, very warm.

It's called Blue Cove Hideaway, I believe. They're transforming it into a tourist attraction. Oh, wow. Were there other folks there, or were you the only folks? There were folks, but they were just the management and ownership. If you live in the area, even not in the area, you've got to check it out. Follow them on Instagram, Blue Cove, whatever. Maybe not follow.

I don't know. Look them up. Maybe not. I don't know. I'll tell you in a year what to do. Okay? We mark a calendar for one year from now so Kyle can remind us whether to follow Blue Cove. But why was Kyle the only one that jumped?

I jumped just off a lower one. Oh, you did? Yeah, I got a lower one. We were there. There was a professional cliff jumper who's training. He said he's training to complete the world's highest jump. You could accomplish that world record on accident. Jumping off a bridge?

Yeah, yeah. Getting carried. Life flight it. You wake up and you're like, did I do it? No, you didn't know you did it because you flipped and fell. You guys are probably too young for this, but in Acapulco they used to have a restaurant that you, this is in Mexico, you'd

go eat at and you'd watch the cliff drivers. The guys just dive off the really high cliffs. They would do special dives. You just watch that the whole time you're there drinking and eating. It's fun to watch. I don't know how you train for that. Hitting the water, I guess, correctly. Correctly. Yeah, I didn't ask him.

You just got to be high tea from a young age. You just have to really just be wanting to get after it. That is tea, yeah. It's all tea. Did you have a hard time actually going? Yeah, but nothing crazy. I didn't like stall and panic. Oh, you didn't.

Yeah. I mean, was it a cliff or did you kind of have to eat? No, it was, this was, this wasn't even a cliff or. Oh, you're messing with me. We're taking liberty. It was a, it was a platform. It was a platform built off of a cliff. Okay.

They have cliffs like that at Grand Lake in Oklahoma. They're really high, but they have different levels. Believe that much. And you have to go. People have... I don't know if anyone's died on this one. I kind of think they may have broken their necks, but you have to kind of... The cliff goes like this, so you have to edge your way down without

sliding all the way off to jump in. It is really scary. That's where we were. That's beautiful. That is pretty. That water was blue. That's the ledge. Where's the best place you've been on vacation, Kim? Me? In your life. I feel like you've definitely been to some excellent vacation spots.

Kim loves Rome. I do like Rome. I like the Amalfi Coast a lot. Really? I think it's beautiful, yeah. Pretty water. Prague. I've not been to Prague.

Who said that? Kyle did. I haven't been there. Yeah, I can see you loving Prague. Actually, yeah. Would hate Istanbul. Oh, really? Take my word for it.

And Cairo. My husband just got back, went to Istanbul. I think he liked it. You didn't like it? Yeah, I can see him liking it, yeah. He would like it, but she wouldn't? He said the food was incredible. Did he get a kebab?

Spices over there? No, it's just like... He went to Turkey and didn't get a kebab? I don't know if he got a kebab or not. I'm sure he did. It's like going to Thailand and not fucking a lady. The restaurants were incredible. All the food was just incredible.

It was good food. Yeah, just setting out. And then the price, the eat over there is incredibly, very inexpensive everywhere. Yeah, that's crazy. Didn't Donnie go to Cappadocia out there or something like that? Even the really nice... That was insane.

He was in Mesopotamia. Yeah, that was beautiful. Rocky marshland. It feels biblical. I know it does. I think that'd be fun for a day. But I need a little bit of luxury in there. Even whatever their take on luxury is,

I bet it's like tile flooring or something like that, but I would still take it. Don't you think the buildings would be incredibly beautiful? Maybe, or unless they've been old, golden lay. Beautiful buildings don't bode well for relaxing, though. Like the Taj Mahal, you don't think you'd be able to kick back? I'm not going to be able to kick back in Taj.

Yeah, you probably couldn't kick back in the Taj Mahal. You could kick back with Taj Maori. Smart guy. Sister, sister. At the Taj Mahal. You could kick back with Taj Maori. Smart guy. Yeah. Sister, sister. At the Taj Mahal, don't you have to kick off your shoes? Yeah. But then everyone, like, do they steal shoes,

or was that just in Slumdog Millionaire? Oh. We got to get to the Taj Mahal. Maybe that's where we'll have the soiree. Oh, yeah. You're out? Yeah, I'm not going there. You don't want to go to India?

No. We do have a $10,000 slush fund. That's what I mean. We have this slush fund where it's like, I mean, maybe it'd be tough to get everyone to India for $10,000. Although, the guy who bought the book the second time also didn't pay for it. So that's the only thing that hasn't sold. Damn it, dude.

Everything else was paid for and shipped. Nobody wants this book. Who's talking? TJ's in there. I'm like, okay, I'm looking at all your mouths and no one's saying anything. We're actually ventriloquists. You gotta get together with Tim.

You gotta get together with TJ's dad. I do, why? Or maybe just get in contact just in case. Just in case. I don't know. In case I get scared or lost or something. He's one of the more prominent parents of Barstool employees. He's a big Barstool parent.

Maybe I should just interview him on the show. KB, your dad broke 1,000 Twitter followers. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. He only replies, too, I think. Yes, he's a troll. Is that where you got it from?

Yes. Yes. Aguinoy, festive 2018. Shout out to him. I found him. I found him. I discovered him because there was a bully online calling me gay, and I saw that Kyle's dad liked it. Yeah, he did.

He likes it. He doesn't like it. Yeah, he thinks you're gay, yeah. That's dope, though. That's cool, though. This is why people my age don't ever want to get on there and comment or like. Why? There he is.

Wait, what's his header? Romaine? I don't know i believe that's a head of lettuce i guess yeah oh that's his header is that his joke oh no that's funny this is your dad we're just showing the utmost love um yeah go to his tweets replies yeah over the weekend that's kyle's dad he'll like text me when he doesn't get anyone to reply to his trolls. I'll disappoint it. Like, no one bit. What do I do? Yeah, because he just replies. He had a good one this weekend.

He said he hadn't talked to you in 10 years because you were a liberal. That one took off. Yeah. Because I'm a Republican. Look at him just trolling, dude. Look, he trolls the dozen. That's not a picture of him are you calling him trolling because he's only responding to stuff or yeah yeah he replies to joke response replies to like big tweets try to get bites look at this is that a thing i need to do that then huh oh yeah my son is unfortunately

republican okay that's funny. Yeah, he's making a joke. That is funny. It's actually dope that he's Republican. Everybody's stoked. That's the best quality. Does your dad care about the shouting out, or is he going to have to make a new account to troll?

I think he's chilling. I don't know. I don't know what his motive is. Yeah. I don't think he needs that. He gets bigger pops on Facebook, though, right? Oh, crazy in the snake identification forums. Are you being serious? Yeah.

What the heck? They're the same person. Damn. It's beautiful to see. As I? Yeah. Not quite. Jacked as fuck, fucking handsome, debonair.

Wild straight. What's good? How's your daughter doing with the potential of getting knocked out cold? Well, I don't think she's going to get... Don't you think? She's working really hard. But it's a potential for everyone going into a boxing bout. That's true.

Yeah, but I hadn't thought about that until now, so thanks. No, but that's something a mother should never have to see. No, no. It was really hard just to see her nose bleeding. Yeah. And that it was really upsetting when she first got hit. She cried. Just to see. No, it was really hard just to see her nose bleeding. Yeah. And it was really upsetting when she first got hit. She cried just to see her face. You could see that.

That's scary. It is. Why is she doing it? I don't know. It's awesome, yeah. I had to get on the other side of it, though, because she wasn't reacting well to me being hateful about it. Oh, so you just had to get behind it?

I had to get behind it. I was getting trashed, and my husband was like, okay, good job, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, why the hell are you doing this? This is stupid. When she made up her mind, okay, good job, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, why the hell are you doing this? This is stupid. When she made up her mind, maybe she's doing it as an act of rebellion. So if you agree with it, she'll rebel against you by quitting. I tried that.

That didn't work either. I tried to like, yeah, go. I think this will be great for you. But no, I think she's really working hard at it. Definitely. That's awesome. Yeah, I do give her credit. I think that'd be very hard to do.

Is she rebellious? No, but I mean, only to me a little bit. Yeah. I do give her credit. I think that'd be very hard to do. Is she rebellious? No, but I mean, only to me a little bit. Yeah. That kind of rebellious. Like if I say something, she's like, you don't know what you're talking about and kind of go on. She's not like a pothead. No, but she, yeah.

Only to her mom. She didn't do it to her dad really. She's not a pothead to her dad. No. No, she's not a pothead. It's just that little bit of mother-daughter, I know it all kind of thing. Butting heads.

Alex is a pothead. Yeah, she is. Yeah. She does a lot of addibles. Her and Frank deal. Okay. I was on that RV with her for two weeks. Yeah, why didn't you tell me some more stories?

She was too fucking blazed. I was blazed. No. Did you see how blazed Frank the Tank was yesterday in here? He sent me that same DM on Twitter about Granny Zha.

Granny Zha. Yeah. Wait, how can you tell if he's high? I want to know. Frank? Yeah. How would I know

if he was high? His calves get real purple. That's his calling card. That's his telltale. Yeah. You can almost tell what he did. My gosh.

Like a turnip. Yeah. Yeah, when he's My gosh. Like a turnip. Yeah. Yeah, when he's turning up. It goes right to his... Right there. Yes. Okay, and you're kidding me, right? Well, look.

Oh, he actually was high yesterday, though. He was high as hell yesterday. And it ruled. He was cracking everybody up. He ate a couple of killer jokes. These are so good. These are my new favorite drink. I'm not kidding.

Unbelievable. You can't taste the tequila, which is a good thing. There's no tequila in this. Yes, there is. Yeah, there is. It's all alcohol except for the Sprite. Sprite forward a little bit, which makes it very palatable. I don't believe you.

I don't believe you one bit. This tastes like a refreshing... It's fun to drink. You could give this to a child. I probably could have given it to him and he may have drank and that would not be good. No, it's good. I think it's good. If Owen was going to relapse, you accidentally

causing it would be the funniest outcome possible. I don't know that there would ever be a funny outcome. There would be for sure. It would be hilarious. Do you ever watch Bravo, Kim? Do you ever watch Bravo? Any shows on Bravo? Yes, but I don't... Name one.

Like Southern Charm or like Real Housewives of Dallas or something like that? I mean, I've seen like one or two of the Housewives, but what else has been on there? Name another one. Vanderpump Rules. Oh, I saw one of those, yeah.

I had to watch that because when we were in LA, we ate there. Oh, at Sir? Was Chrisley Knows Best on there? I think that was a... Okay, no, I tried to watch that. I couldn't. Chrisley doesn't know.

Oh, Below the Deck. No. Below the Deck is one of them. I just think that you live a lifestyle that'd be conducive for one of those shows except for you're not

as argumentative as some of the cast members of those shows. Oh, really? They might be argumentative for show, but I just think that you live a glamorous lifestyle that I want to see on television. Oh, really? They might be argumentative for show, but I just think that you live a glamorous lifestyle

that I want to see on television. Oh, really? Yeah, I sure do. I don't think that's right, but I will be the argumentative one, I bet you.

Really? Yeah. Oh, I like that. They all have little taglines for themselves. Uh-huh. Do you have any idea? No.

Oh, you mean my tagline? Yeah, Ron, do you know any of them? Name a tagline that somebody has. Like, was Bethany Frankel on one of these? do you know any of them? Name a tagline that somebody has. Like, was Bethany Frankel on one of these? Yes, of course. I like her a lot, though.

She's the best, but she left New York, the Real Housewives of New York. But yeah, she's an entrepreneur. She's getting ready to do a show on CNBC with... Griffin Johnson. No? Yes. Oh, I think she's doing something with Griffin Johnson,

one of the friends of Josh Richards. He's like a TikTok star. And also one of the guys from where you go and present your business. What's it called? Shark Tank. Shark Tank. Oh, she is? Yeah.

Interesting. She had Skinny Girl Vodka. That's like a $100 million brand at least. Skinny Girl Margarita, skinny girl food, skinny girl everything. You should invent something. Fat boy vodka. Fat boy vodka would sell. She says she hasn't had any face work done.

Really? Do you believe her? Bullshit. Can we pull her up? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she had that on her TikTok that she has not had any facelifts. So did the lead singer of Goo Goo Dolls

and we've all seen him. Johnny, we know. We have. I have to see him, yeah. The guy from Boy Meets World, he got a nose job. How can you tell? Could you see him before and after?

Maybe we should pull up before and after of him because he has a drastically different, and he made it real pointy. He got it long and pointy. I'd like to have a pointy nose. You want a pointy nose? Did he break it?

Why would you want to make it long and pointy? Most people were going away from him. I know, that's what I'm saying. I kind of like a pointy nose. I do like a pointy nose. Mine's too bulbous. Do you guys think that people who are married, their noses start to look alike?

Yeah, they just start to look alike in general. They do, isn't it weird? Really? As you age? There has to be a psychology behind that. Yeah. You adopt the same mannerisms, facial expressions, and you slowly get the same wrinkles, you think?

Similar diets, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, but it does happen. It's a thing. People, you go, you look like you could be brother and sister. That's always nice to say to somebody sleeping with each other. Yeah, but it does happen. It's a thing. People, you look like you could be brother and sister. That's always nice to say to somebody sleeping with each other. Yeah, that is.

That's a nice way to just keep everything romantic. Yeah. For them to think about. But do you think that she counts just having Botox injections as work done on her face? No. I bet she doesn't. It's not work. I think she means plastic surgery.

And I think in those pictures that just came up, I think that was just like maybe some Botox or some type of something like that was just maybe some Botox. She did look pretty good. She looked great. She almost looks great. But this is his... You might even need the profile, but he really pointed up. He really got a pointy little... You don't think that's just age?

Oh, I guarantee it's not age, sister. Look at that whole new... It's crafted well. Look at those. Those are two different noses. Yeah. That's two completely different noses. That didn't even look like the same guy. Yeah. It's a whole new... It's crafted well. Look at those. Those are two different noses. Yeah. That's two completely different noses. That didn't even look like the same guy.

Yeah. It's a whole new guy. It looks great on him. Really? Oh, that is a pointy one. That's a pointy one. Maybe he thought it made him look more something. Oh.

Something. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe you should have the mean girls in here to talk about it. Yeah. They're mean like that. I'm a new one. They get mean like that?

No, no. They talk mean. Do you ever listen to their show? I have. I listen to a lot of the clips that I see. Okay. Well, there was one they were talking about noses, and I think KFC had them on for that too.

Oh, they said they like big noses. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's why that guy did that. Yeah. Yeah, for some profane reason. Yeah. Latoral stimulation.

Latoral stimulation. From what I heard from them. But it really could be anything. We want to do the soiree. Yeah. Maybe we could have it in the lobby. He needs more play, too. I think everyone has to get really dressed up.

Yes. Get really dressed up. I would love a tux. And we have a bartender and we have trays of hors d'oeuvres, appetizers, but it's only cocktail weenies and there's so many of them and it's just cocktail weenie after cocktail weenie. Is this a dream of yours?

Maybe just some, what were you saying? Cellist. A cellist. A cellist would be great. A string quartet even. Oh yeah. Maybe some like quiche, some small spinach quiche. Was I in the minority when I said the more miniatureized a food item is, the better?

You always are. And the inverse, the larger it becomes is the worse it is. I'm with you. I'm with you on that too. Like a big ass pizza slice? I don't like biting into a thick chunk of any one food. I hate tall hamburgers. I don't like biting into a big, a thick chunk of any one food. I hate tall hamburgers. I don't like when people

are like, yeah, I don't need more hamburger patty. Which isn't even that good. A picture of the pastrami sandwich at Katz. Yeah,

I don't need thick. You have to eat it with a fork. You can't even bite it. Hell yeah. I want it to be thin and miniature. Flat.

What? She hasn't changed a bit. She just got juiced. It's on the juice. I don't even know who that is. That's Violet Beauregard. She had a factory accident. Had to get surgery. You know her from literature?

No, I don't know what literature is. Oh, wait, wait. I kind of believe you. Thank you. See, one of these drinks gets us all going. Whoa, we're loopy. No, okay, okay.

You mean it wasn't a show. It was actually from a book? She's from a book that became a show. Literature is before it becomes a show. That's the name of the book? It was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was the name of the book? It was Charlie

and the Chocolate Factory was the name of the book. She was Violet Beauregard. She was a girl that turned into a blueberry. She got... I did see that show, but I would never

remember her name. Really? Violet Beauregard, Charlie, Bucket. Yeah. Who else? Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt,

ITV. I haven't seen them watch it as much as you guys did. I can't believe they all shared a bed. That shit would be uncomfortable. The four grandparents all sharing a bed together. I feel like that's...

That would be a tough sell to the grandparents. Like, hey, I know you're getting older. Why don't you share a bed with these other two? And they were all foot to foot like that? Rest in peace to the original Violet. No. Yep. Dang. This movie creeped me out, though, to be honest Violet. No. Yep. Dang.

This movie creeped me out, though, to be honest. Tunnel scene scared me. I actually had a phobia of it. I didn't really like it. It's a remake more so than the original. I bet you Alex hadn't even seen this show. Yeah. It was unsettling.

It's a good show, though. I found that another show that I didn't like was Hook. I thought that that was kind of unsettling. I didn't really like any of them. I didn't like the kind of filter that they that was kind of unsettling. I didn't really like any of them. I didn't like the kind of filter that they use on all of them. It's like a soft filter. You have the exact same personality as Rufio, though. Yeah.

Yeah, I can imagine food into existence. You don't even have to eat. I just fucking imagine it, and it is there. Wait, doesn't he, no spoilers, but doesn't Rufio get killed? Dies. Really? Yeah. At whose hand? As will you one day. Fuck, dude. I'm not get killed? Dies. Really? Yeah. At whose hand?

As will you one day. Fuck, dude. I'm not ready to face that. Sorry, man. Is it at Hook's hand? Hook's sword. Does Hook kill him? Hook kills him?

Damn, dude. Saber, he stabs right into him. Yeah. Probably the best case scenario as far as someone to kill you in that story, though, in Hook. Have you ever seen the story Hook? It's like a Peter Pan story with Robin Williams. I thought it was great. You did like it? Yeah. It unsettles me.

It makes me uncomfortable. I don't know. The little kids just bother me. It just makes me want to punch them in the face a little bit. They just kind of get under my skin. The big boy that rolls down the steps though. Of course, he's great. He's great. Yeah, he's incredible. Any of the pudgy kids are great, but just like the whole rest of it, the hook, the...

Was this the one that Julia Roberts was in? Did you like her as Tinkerbell? She was also a little bit too miniature to have a crush on. A little too... You know what I mean? What are you going to do? She was too big to play Tinkerbell, too, I felt like.

Yeah, she was in that in-between area, too miniature to have a crush on. They needed to hire somebody that was four inches tall. No, they just needed to hire Kristen Bell or something. Oh, yeah. She has the last name for it. Kristen Bell, Tinker Bell. Julia Roberts was giving Aaron Brockovich the entire time,

trying to argue, wearing a leopard print push-up bra or whatever. It wasn't for me. I did like Aaron Brockovich, though. It was good. Notting Hill as well. Another good. That was great. Love it. Really? Love it. Are you serious? Yes. Really? Yes.

And I love him. Hugh Grant. He was great. He was great. Epitome of class. Was he still doing rom-coms? I think he was sleeping with prostitutes and got in trouble. Well, he did love Ashley. Is that the last thing I've seen him in? I don't know what he's been up to. Was he in Barney? Was he in Leap Year or something? Well, he did love Ashley. Is that the last thing I've seen him in? I don't know what he's been up to.

Was he in Barney? Leap Year or something? Was that after... Was he in Leap Year? I forget. Was he? Is that like one of those big cast rom-com where it's all like... No, not like Valentine's Day and New Year's.

No, no, wait. Leap Year was like something like their anniversary was on fucking February 30th. Go home and watch Naughty Hill. Something in an airport or something. I will. He is really good. He actually was in a show.

He was in one of those little series that was a short series on one of the TV shows where he was a doctor and had an affair. And I can't remember who the woman was. You think he's having money issues then? If he's going away from feature films and doing network, maybe he's having money issues. Maybe you get accustomed to a lifestyle. You know what I mean? You're not constantly putting it away.

Do you think when people go to those... I think a lot of people want to get those series, no? Maybe. We're in the golden age of television. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like all the streaming stuff. I heard they're moving away from binge-watching, though. De Niro does TV now.

Yeah. De Niro does? The binge-watching, though, is because people watch it all of an unsuspecting vibe. Something on one of those big streaming networks. I don't really watch much television, to be honest. You don't? No. I consume a lot of stuff like this, I would say.

Garbage. Radio shows. Yeah. Radio shows with cameras on them. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. It makes a ton of sense. I sense KB's either in pain, or he wants to talk about something

that I should leave the room for. Yeah, and I'm in pain. Both, I guess. No, I'm kidding. Are you really in pain? No, I think I always appear writhing. What? I always appear as if I'm writhing in pain. I'm not. I feel fine. Very fine.

Discomfort. It's just a lot of discomfort. Don't leave until we spin the wheel. Can we spin the wheel with you here first? Yes. Where is the wheel? You know spin the wheel with you here first? Yes. Where is the wheel? You know that if it lands on wet, then we all have to shower together. Okay, where's the wheel? It's going to pop up on this screen. Uh-oh. Oh.

I thought there was a real wheel in there. Oh, wait. Roan, when are you getting the cast on? I need to figure that out. And what's your punishment? I also need to figure that out. Wait, what are you getting a cast for? I'm leaning Frank Shuey, but I want to add some things to Shuey or something like that.

But also, you could do better than New Paris. But I also was thinking about doing something excellent and going to Le Bernardin and having a four-course dinner with me and Nate. Two people, maybe, from the show. Or the full-tasting menu with the wine pairing. Two people maybe from the show. Or like the full tasting menu with the wine pairing. I know you like fine dining. You know Le Bernardin? It's like a French restaurant in the theater district.

Eric Ripert's the chef and he also owns the place. Maybe if he did that. I don't know. I've never been but I heard it's one of the best restaurants. Is it really hard to get a resi there? I don't think it's as hard as you'd think but it's just that very cost prohibitive but but maybe that i'm thinking about that maybe being it just something just absolutely excellent for two people and me and nate and just having this fucking beautiful but it could suck for someone

because it's very seafood forward so i hate seafood yeah wait what is this for so it's very seafood forward. I hate seafood, yeah. Wait, what is this for? So it's a punishment. And actually, I think this is going to be it. Two people come with me to Le Barnardin, me and Nate, and we have a four-person lunch. It'll probably wind up being, and it'll be a double spin,

and you'll have to get the full tasting menu. Okay. What's the punishment there? Yeah, let's make it that. It could be uncomfortable. It could be. Food allergy. And food allergy, and like, if you don't like seafood, like, you have to eat everything that's on your plate. There's no, like, being

nebbish, picking around it. Dress code here as well? Of course, you have to wear a dinner jacket. You have to wear, even if it's at lunchtime, you have to dress to the tens. You could let Nate dress the other two from the thrift store. Yeah. He chose chose well so i think that's what the punishment's going to be two people me and nate going to le bernardin for uh nate signed off on this oh no he's going

to be going against his will but he always wants to go though so he you know i talk about it relatively frequently so for this for this, you can be included on the, being in the potential talent pool of people who go to this restaurant, if you don't mind. Oh, no, that'd be fun. So that could be good. I like that.

I'm greenlighting that. Yeah, that's cool, KB. You fucking sick, twisted bastard, dude. KB's fucking twisted, dude. Am I missing something? No, no no no oh i'm just i'm a freak no and all the punishments have been negative so we're adding on this positive oh my god would i be the punishment at the dinner table oh not at all honestly it's not even a punishment it's more just something for for us to land on and uh some of the things have been uh

nick had a swirly yeah uh stephen chay had a hanging wedgie i have to get a cast for a week he drank a gallon of milk he drank a gallon of milk we've eaten like a hot nick ate a hot chip oh that was horrible that was a hot chip so it's been a lot of negative things so i'm saying what if my punishment is something positive well i think i think that's great great so let's give this wheel a spin. First, bird dogs. First, let's talk about bird dogs. Kim, there's a lot of monster dip. What's the monster dip? It's either a can of tobacco

or a jar of dip. Gibby's Wild by Zah. That speaks for itself. 24-hour fast. Double Ritz as you eat a Ritz. You spit it out on another Ritz. Pass it to the left. Go to birddogsdog.com. Enter promo code YAK and they'll throw in a free Double Ritz is you eat a Ritz, you spit it out on another Ritz, pass it to the left, and the person has to eat it. Go to birddogsdog.com, enter promo code YAK, and they'll throw in a free Bird Dogs rope hat.

That's birddogs.com, promo code YAK, and boom, a free Bird Dogs hat with a pair of your Bird Dogs. When you think summer, think Bird Dogs. They're only the bottoms you need. Something like that. They're the only bottoms you need. Bird Dogs. They're only the bottoms you need. All right, let's spin it.

A 24-hour fast would be we'd have to do a 24-hour fast together. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. And what's wet? Dog. KB rigged. Oh. Malice X going crazy right now.

Okay, what is wet? One of us. Only one of us. Oh, really? One? Just become an eliminator. What? We transferred it over into a... Good, okay.

Only one person gets wet. One person has to go into that shower over there. Let's see if the wheel is just... Get sufficiently wet, and then come back and finish the show. Oh. I'm sorry, Kim. It's still dripping, yeah. I'm sorry, Kim.

I'm sorry. We could have let you leave before the wheel. Wait, are you saying I have to go now? No. You barged in unsolicitedly. You sat down for the entire show. You are on the wheel. I brought you a drink. I know. That was very nice, but you don't understand. No, I don't.

If it lands on you, you have to do it. It's an eliminator. It probably won't. There's a one in eight chance. Oh, yes, that's perfect. Yes, add her to it. TJ, what's chat saying? They're going to come at your head.

Kim W. Nice. Okay, so they're being supportive. The chat's being supportive. Oh, good. So it's going to be an elimination wheel. It's Friday. I have a concert tonight. I have no other clothes

to wear. KB is most equipped to do this right now. That would be for the best. I could get wet, yeah. You could get wet, but the wheel doesn't always do it like that. The wheel doesn't always reward what the people want.

Wait, what concert are you going to? Because that might not matter. My own, Pop Punk, is having a concert in the city. Oh, that's right. That's insane. Do you get nervous? You're the front man.

You're just a singer in a band. That's not that nerve-wracking. They're already good. You already, because you were like... Only like three or four people are going to be in the show. No,

I see the crowd. I'm going to go to the one next week. Are you actually? Not the one that's going to be in the city. The one in the city on Saturday of next weekend? Yes. It could be fun.

It might be a lot of fun. We'd love to have you there, but yeah, I don't have other clothes to wear. I don't have a different pair of pants or anything to wear or anything like that or even backup socks. So, I hope I don't get a different pair of pants or anything to wear or anything like that. Or even backup socks.

I hope I don't get wet. Oh, you won't. Can you just stick your head in? No, you've got to really drench. It would be a bad fortune otherwise. Do you have a change of clothes or anything like that? I don't. I don't have any change of clothes.

Just holding out hope it doesn't land on you. Yeah, let's... You're hoping it doesn't, Kyle? Kyle's hoping it doesn't. All right, so we're going to spin the wheel and whoever it lands on gets eliminated and we're going to go down until one person has to get wet.

Wait, if it lands on me, can I, like, bribe my way out of it? We'll see. Maybe. Okay. I don't know. That's just king. Oh, boy.

All right. Okay. So it's an eliminator. So if it lands on your name, you're safe. Okay. Okay. Kim, you can owe us if it lands on you eventually. Like, you can do it on another date when you can maybe come in with, like, a cap or something like that.

And a wetsuit or something like that so your name's still on here in the handbook it doesn't say the you have to get wet via the shower right you can use alternative methods oh you can you can use a sink well it doesn't matter anymore kim has survived You can use a sink. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Cam has survived. This wheel looks small, dude. Stop. Justice.

Justice. God bless. Justice. God bless. Wow. This is intense. Welcome back to the show, fellas. So happy to have you back.

Whole week of being gone. Two weeks of being gone. Fuck this. Shit. Kim, who do you want it to be? If you had to decide between the three of them, who do you think should get wet? Well, that's mean. One of them has to. You're right, it is.

That is mean. Hey, she's right. Well, that's why I'm doing it. All right, fuck it then. I can't say. I would feel really bad. Go, go, go, go. Oh, no.

Okay, maybe KB because he's picking on me. Yes, he has been picking on you. And his little body takes less water. He's fully flirting. He is. He's like Helga Pataki. So best of seven between the Anus Boys. Wait, what about that other new shirt? Can we plug the other new

shirt? Well, that red one that you guys had? That red one was awesome. Yeah, that red one's sick. I'm going to have to change into that. So hopefully it lands on Nick so he has to change into this shirt. Or KB, maybe you could change into it. Best of seven. Best of seven. Whoever it lands on Nick, so he has to change into this shirt. Or KB, maybe you could change into it.

Best of seven. Best of seven. Whoever it lands on the most is safe. Safe, yep. Whoever it lands on four times is safe. Are you just making rules up as you go? No, unfortunately, we've done this enough that this is tried and true. I know this like the back of my hand.

Let's spin that thing. Nice palette. A little Chicago Bears palette. Oh, yeah. What a spark to Mets rant from Frank yesterday. Oh, yeah. That is more Mets-y than anything. Which actually isn't that nice of a palette.

No. I don't like those colors together. They look stupid, kind of. I don't know. Kim, what do you think about those two colors I hate them I've always hated like the Florida color scheme I don't care for it it's unsettling it is unsettling I don't care for anything with orange in it anyway well I can't say that

oh that's not true why what did you say thunder that was the thunder's colors oh my god well it's a different blue it's a different What did you say? That was the thunder's colors. Oh, my God. Well, it's a different blue. Uh-huh. It's a different...

Fuck this. 2-1. 2-1. I was up 2-1 on the cast. I was trying to get out of the cast. No, I was up 3-2. I was on me. Yeah, I was up 3-2 on you up 3-2 on you and then the comeback

I actually really like the punishment of LeBarnard with me and Nate everyone pays their own way though did I tell you I went to a steak dinner me, Nate, and my dad in Vegas yes that's awesome that is awesome

where'd you go? I'm not sure. It was in the Paris Ballroom Casino. The hotel. Fuck! One more and Nick will be getting wet right now. KB putting down

his delicious drink. Maybe as a celebration. Or maybe as liquid courage. Spin again. Oh, no. Well, well, well. Nick. Here she goes.

Slave to the wheel. All like this. Owned by the wheel. At least we get to see this new t-shirt. He has a lot of keys. You can hear him jangling. Where is that jangle coming from? Is that a carabiner?

He's going to take off his carabiner. Oh no. Holy shit, dude. He's like the guy in E.T. With all the keys on him, he's always jangling around. Did you ever see E.T., Kim? Yes, I saw E.T. a lot. I gotta him. He's always jangling around. You ever see E.T., Kim? Yes, I saw E.T. a lot. I gotta say,

this doesn't crack me up anymore. No. At all. Yeah, this shit is not funny. Hilarity is not ensuing. Give me the red one. This sucks. This sucks for...

And this is the whole point of the whole wheel. Just give me a minute. I'll find a redeeming I have some balls beachwear shorts on my desk a bathing suit actually

can he go in there and take off his pants and top and get wet and then put his clothes back on we need to see the clothes wet that's kind of how we

that's how you know he got wet yeah we're not watching him go all the way in and do it he's got a cool walk though he's got a cool stride.

He's getting cooler, yeah. He is. Do you think that'll ever reach a breaking point? What do you think people would have to find out about him to make that stop? What, that walk? No, to make him stop how cool Nick's getting. He's getting cooler, yeah.

I feel like he... I mean, you don't want to jinx someone and say that they're on a fucking perfect trajectory of coolness, but I just want him to be able to avoid any pitfalls and there goes for stoli that illiterate bastard yeah but he texted uh he was like we were on the plane he texted he tried to text the word stewardess and spelled it sturdiest an absolute fool that is deeply embarrassing Kim you're such a pleasant

addition to the yak why is that because I feel like I'm being very quiet no it's a lovely energy it's a very unique energy for the show it doesn't deter it or derail us at all and I think that you being quiet is born of like a self awareness a healthy self. And I think that you being quiet is born of like a self-awareness, a healthy self-awareness.

And I think that being quiet is better than over interjecting, which I think that you've kind of mastered that balance. I think I habitually retaliate against like earnestness. And that's a flaw on my own. When someone is just earnest. Like you are being right now, which i kind of want to rebel right yeah you're being honest i think we all fall into that category we can't we don't know what to do in that situation oh really like we're so uh like painfully sarcastic yeah none of us really have a personality anything like what we present on the show really yeah but you're honest and earnest, like he said. I did hear that Billy Football had no idea about his self-awareness on the show.

Yeah, I think that there's gaps sometimes in how people are perceived and how they perceive themselves. Vib said that's why everyone together was like, he's not getting it, so he has to go. Yeah, he had title 6-3 in real life. Yeah, he just presents short on camera to make everybody else feel more comfortable. One of your best bits. She's super nice of you. Are you sure you don't want to be on the mic a little bit? Yeah.

Are you positive? You have a good microphone voice. She does have a good microphone. Yeah, try it out. Yeah, try it. Try it out so the people can hear. Yeah. And we'll tee you up,

so we'll tell you what to say. Wait, why won't you tell me what to say? Because you're not shy. She's like, where do you come from? Where'd you go to college? Oh, enter. Yeah, just go. And there goes Nick.

Craig Manning. Oh, no. Okay, his walk is a little different. I can't get bogged down by three pounds of water. You got really wet. Dang. I hope these are pleather chairs. They are.

They wick. That's good. They definitely, the water will sit on the surface. There's good surface tension. How are you feeling? That water, it wouldn't get warm. Oh. It just wouldn't get warm.

Dang. Luckily, I'm in my best wicking jeans, so these will only be wet for like a few days. Yeah, those will just retain the water forever. But you could always wring them out. Jeans stay wet. Yeah. Oh, stay wet. Yeah. Oh, I know.

I crumpled up a pair of wet jeans in my closet. And this was months ago. Still wet. So, so. That just smells so bad. What? That just smells so bad. Yeah.

Wet denim. Denim is cotton. Is denim cotton? No, people used to ski in jeans. They'd spray them with like the water upon it. I don't know what denim is. I think it's denim cotton. I thought it was cotton.

It is cotton. It's cotton. It's pure cotton. Or sometimes violet. The new ones have the stretchy. I'll quiz you. What is mayo? What are the three ingredients?

In mayonnaise? Mm-hmm. What are the ingredients in mayonnaise? Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to guess olive oil, egg, and something else. Yeah. Salt? Egg yolk, egg, and something else. Yeah. Salt?

Egg yolk, vinegar, and... Vinegar. Olive oil? Wow. What's teriyaki? I don't know. It's going to be soy. Soy, yeah.

Soy. Soy. Salt. Sugar. Sugar, yeah. Sesame oil. Maybe some mirin. You ever seen how soy sauce is made?

I was nodding so knowingly. I was like, yeah, fuck yeah, bro. Soy bro soy sauce how it's made is one of the worst videos on the internet it's so disgusting oh really it ruins soy sauce for you but you can have is it tahini or what is the black stuff that's the gluten free version of that that's equally as salty but it doesn't have any

MSG or anything bad in it tahini is that what it's called tahini or tahini or the Mediterranean? That's what it is, yeah. I thought tahini was like a Mediterranean white sauce. So it is. Cucumbers. You're right, you're right, you're right.

What is it called? It's black. It's dark like that. Tahin? Like a tahin rim? No. No, that's like a red salty substance. I don't know.

I can't think of it. Is it a T word? I don't know. Is it a T word? I don't know. Worcestershire sauce? Maybe it's Worcestershire sauce. What is that made of? What's horseradish made out of? A root?

Horseradish is a... Oh, is that soy? Ew, that's disgusting. Oh, so it's just beans? Ew. Oh, that looks like poop. I mean, that looks just beans? Ew. Oh, that looks like poop. I mean, that looks like brownie mix. Yeah, it looks like. I don't.

I'm not bothered by this yet. I'm not that. It's like a layer. Tuck it in. Yeah. Shh. Did you see what it was? Amen, I love soy.

The gluten-free version of soy sauce. Coconut aminos. Huh? Coconut aminos. Coconut am sauce? Coconut aminos. Huh? Coconut aminos. Coconut aminos? Coconut aminos. Yeah, I think that's right. You got to say that onto the mic just so that people can hear it one time.

That would mean a lot to the crowd. You just grab that on the mic. This one? Yeah. How do I do it? Just say it. Project your voice into it. Coconut aminos.

He did it. Was that great? Yeah, that was great. That was great. See? There you go. What's he doing he's always lurking

just sprinting oh yeah here he goes white knight she was done talking oh my hero just angle it yeah just angle it i like this not like this i like this man do it like elvis just hold it to the side no oh it's locked on there too i just watched that elvis movie oh my gosh it was well actually i it, but a lot of people in the theater didn't like it. People didn't like it. Yeah, I rather enjoyed it. Did you watch it? I haven't seen it, but I was going to go see it this week, and Bella said she liked it. I liked it a lot as well.

Oh, okay. I saw it in Brooklyn, so everybody kind of thought that they're better than the movie. You know what I mean? They thought they were too smart for the movie. They're like, what's even going on here? It's like he's being Elvis. Like, shut the hell up. That's how I felt.

Yeah. Wait, did they portray Elvis in not a good light? No, they portrayed him in a great light. I think a perfectly honest light. The dude couldn't have been more handsome. Wait, you've never seen a Greek toe before? I haven't seen the movie yet, but it got me to rewatch some clip of him singing when he was at his fattest.

And I had never seen that. That was insane. Just belting out months before he died, but still just unreal. How many pounds of shit did he have in him when he died? Wasn't it an insane amount? It would be five or something. Because of the opioids.

He was backed up by the opioids. He had two huge pokes on the piano with him, just eating and drinking. Search that, how many pounds of shit he had in him. Did they say that on the show? What? 40. 40 pounds of shit?

40 pounds? That's a five-year-old? Yeah. I could be wrong, though. That's probably a five-year-old turd nugget. He was fat in his face, though. You know what I mean? It was... The shit was in his cheeks.

Yeah, he was filled to the brim with poop. But he was probably just bloating up a little bit, also from the opioids. But what a great life he must have lived up until that point. He was so cool when he was young. Yeah, he was. Handsome as all hell, as the Dickens.

I didn't even think the guy did him justice, this other hot guy. People act like he came out of nowhere, but he was. Handsome as all hell, as the Dickens. I didn't even think the guy did him justice, this other hot guy. People act like he came out of nowhere, but he was in High School Musical. No, he wasn't. He dated Hudgens, who was in High School Musical. Are you sure he wasn't in High School Musical? Hey, now. He was definitely in stuff.

Are you sure he wasn't in High School Musical? Bella knows because she thinks he's hot. Austin and Ali. Aw, do you? Bella thinks Mr thinks he's hot. Oh, do you? Mr. Actor is hot. You think the professional actor is hot? Yes. But now you're talking off stage. You're not even talking to me.

He just winked. What was he in? But he wasn't in High School Musical. Are? But he wasn't in High School Musical? Are we saying he wasn't in High School Musical? Damn, Nick. Nick strikes again. How did you know that? How did you know it so well?

How did you? Because you always confuse Austin Butler with Corbin Bleu. No, I don't. Corbin Bleu has an afro. You've done it before. I have, but that doesn't mean I always do it. It's fucking two or three times. Because earlier, before we started, you said he was in the Double Dutch movie.

That's still Corbin Bleu. All right, but that was only two of the three times. It, before we started, you said he was in the Double Dutch movie. That's still Corbin Blue. All right, but that was only two of the three times. It's not like I always do it. It was a concentrated bunch of times where I confused him with Corbin Blue. Okay, but if he didn't come out of the blue, what was he in? He was in Vanessa Hudgens.

He was dating her for 10 years. He came out of the Hudgens, not the blue. Well, he was dating her, but did he do anything? For 10 years they were dating, weren't they? He did it all. She was 33, he was dating her, but did he do anything? For 10 years they were dating, weren't they? He did it all. She was 33, he was 30. Crazy. He was in some, I think he was in Hannah Montana.

Corbin Bleu was hanging out with L.A. Daddy the other day. Yeah, he was. He was the love interest of Hannah Montana. Are you going to make me do this? Oh, no. Oh, I think you're right. No one, you shouldn't want to do this. Huh?

He wasn't. What was he in? Oh, you guys are debating? Get on the mic You got to debate Nick I honestly I don't know No one said

What he's been in So did he come out And know her? He was a love interest Of Hannah Montana For real? No she's saying no Okay what was he in?

He was in the Carrie Diaries The Carrie Diaries Carrie Bradshaw The Carrie Diaries I still think He was a love interest To Hannah Montana I do, too.

I promise you. You promise me? That guy looks just like him, but it's not him. What the fuck? Why don't we just get to his IMDB and get to the bottom of it? Like, this is a very 80s thing to be having this argument when we could just look it up. Could look it up. She's probably right.

She sounded certain. Via the World Wide Web. It would be embarrassing. I'm thinking you're right i know you well you know how people are always like uh it was so sweet to grow up without the internet i can't i can't tell if uh i like uh like fantasize back to a time before the internet or if i'm just fantasizing back to my childhood. You know what I mean? Like, am I...

What are you doing, TJ? Were you born before the internet? We're not, but I was like, I was born in 1988. So before, like, I grew up before everybody had cell phones. Oh, uh-huh. I didn't have a cell phone

until I was in high school. So I'm trying, like, do I pine for the time when I just was a child or am I pining for a time without internet? A time without internet. So I'm trying, like, do I pine for the time when I just was a child or am I pining for a time without internet? A time without internet. Nostalgia,

it's just missing how happy you were at that point in life. I'd argue, though, that the 90s were a genuinely happy time, though. You think so?

I don't remember that. Because of the not internet? Yeah, the Budweiser frogs. The color, the flashy colors in commercials, that was fun. You had a moment.

But we did have the internet. Iridescence. We had dial-up. Yeah. But were you in like 1999, were you like, there was an argument, were you going to the internet to be like, all right, let's see if Hannah Montana was actually in Corbin Blue. Going to Encarta Encyclopedia.

Yeah. Wait, yeah, how would you figure that out? You just would argue forever. You just fight. That's awesome. Yeah, that's way better than proving. It is, because you never really know. And you could just be so self-assured.

You wouldn't have to take the L of someone else being like... Right. You forever have beef. Yeah. Nuh-uh. People duel and stuff. But then there's those guys that always think they're right about everything

and you have to argue that same person about everything. I know. And they're always men. It is always men. It's always a man. It's always a man. I'm tired of men. Anyone else?

We should listen every once in a while. Yeah? No, not tired of men? KB, tired of men? Just getting started. I'm still in the honeymoon phase. Are you still a man guy? I think, yeah.

You're a man guy as opposed to a boy guy? Could be a boy guy. No, no. Here's the defining factor. You still pick your nose? Yeah, it is. And yeah, he does. What is the defining factor there?

Of a man or a boy? Oh. You're still a boy. Yeah, I do. I'm a boy. You pick your nose. Yeah, he does what is the defining factor there of a man or a boy oh you're still a boy yeah i do i'm a boy you pick your nose yeah he does i caught him i was driving but you don't wipe it on the wall anymore i never did that that's good i never understood that in our bath in the male bathrooms of this office there is a booger bandit that is leaving copious amounts and i don't know how to find them. Oh, video. Inside the stalls. Oh, that's so gross.

It's everywhere. It's on the walls. It's on the doors. It's everywhere. And I don't know how to get to the bottom of it, but I want nothing more than to shame whoever it is. It's probably some high-ranking employee like Jack. Probably just run a Poopgate-style episode back. Did you see the video with Brie and KFC?

No, what do those heathens say? Talking about booger picking. Those godless bastards. It could be him. Went there? What? It could be him. Interesting.

You know it's a good etiquette to carry two handkerchiefs, one for the lady and one for you. Good job. Be fresh for the lady, and you should carry one covered with your own boogers at all times. And they'll end up wiping their forehead with it as well. They blow their nose and they fold it.

Blow your nose. A lady. Did your dad have a handkerchief? Oh yeah. They did? My grandpa. My dad did but I didn't think your dad's would. My dad still probably does. He's probably still blowing the same.

It's the same handkerchief. Did the fellas even wash that? And you iron them. Yeah, you wash them and iron them and fold them up. Really? Yeah. Ironing your tissues is insane. Yeah.

It's also super luxurious to be blowing into silk as opposed to, but you're also just like folding it over. Like imagine those super runny days. Yeah. Okay. Well, my dad's was cotton. Right, just like a... It wasn't silk.

It was denim. Undyed jeans. You should do a yak hanky. Who are we? Oh, we sell one? Yeah. Like a monogrammed hanky, but it says Y-A-K on it or something? Yeah, and it could be a pocket tie hanky.

Pocket squares are dope. Yeah. Pocket squares elevate any suit. I like when they're just peeking out. I don't like... Yeah, I would put index cards in my blazer in high school for a just peeking out. A little bit of a splash of color. Yeah.

A little yellow. I also don't like them when they're folded perfectly. I like it when they're barely peeking out. A little askew. Just a little, yeah. Just a little bit askew. Yeah. So everyone remember that for when you have the soiree.

Yes. Yeah, you push it through the hand and... It's too gaudy when you have the soiree. Yes. It's too gaudy when they have a whole bouquet coming up. It's a good occasion for the soiree. Oh no. So there he is. Uh oh. Uh oh.

Miley? Miley Stewart? There's a funny sequence that she sort of has this fantasy that the two of us are running kind of through. Oh, Nick's right. TJ, are you high right now? No, I missed the front part of the sentence you said, so I've been trying to figure out why. No, you're right. This is it.

You think that guy played Elvis? He played Elvis, yeah. He was with O'Day this week. Corbin Blue was with O'Day? He was at the Empire State Building. Is that not Corbin Blue right there? That's Austin Butler from Elvis. I'm pretty sure it is.

Yeah. Really? I think it is. That they were going with a black Elvis. So who won the debate? I think I did. I think Ron did. Between Nick...

Oh, no. We're not looking it up. It's an old school debate. Bella's name? I think God Nick I think Ron did Between Nick Oh no we just In Bella We're not looking it up It's an old school debate Bella's name It's between Nick and Bella We were looking at each other So I was like I got it

You lost? No I didn't lose I know it wasn't Austin Butler Okay Let me search Austin Butler Then Hannah Montana I don't know I don't know what's going on

I'm wrong Did you watch that show? No No I, then Hannah Montana. I don't know what's going on. I'm wrong. Did you watch that show? No, I never did. Did you watch the Hannah Montana movie? I don't know. I just know he was a love interest to Hannah Montana. Austin Butler on Hannah Montana. It does seem to be him.

Oh, no. Maybe in real life. Oh, no. Oh, no. It does seem to be exactly him. Oh. I was thinking about the movie. Oh, yeah.

He does. I was also right, though, because I was thinking about the movie, and the guy in the movie was just like Austin Butler. You were wrong. I like that move. You mean to say I was also right? Yeah.

You're wrong. Just say you were right. I was right, too. She's wasted right now. Just a little sip. Wait, are you not 21? No, I'm 22. So you're not 21.

So she's not 21. Oh, you can't drink that. You can't have that. Whoa, whoa. They give you one year. That's the only year you can drink. That's why KB's getting slithered right now, because he's still 21.

You haven't touched the candy part of it, though. That's for later. Yeah. I eat a piece of candy now. He's so averse to sugar. He is so about his... He's going to have them off the walls this weekend. Yeah, he'll be bouncing.

They're spelling Bella in the chat with two capital L's. Oh. Oh, no. Less of that. Less of that. Less of that. They're spelling Bella in the chat with two capital L's. Maybe just one L.

Just one. Just one L and a W for the other one because she also, you were right about the movie part. Right about the movie. L-W-A. B-E-W-A. B-E-W-A. Two W's. Yeah. for the other one because she also, you were right about the movie week. She came in with me before the first week. Oh, I wasn't there either. We were rediscovering. Anyone else, we would probably be on them about not talking into the mic, but I think we're giving you a lot of leniency.

Thank you. But it is very unprofessional of you. I'm just trying to be fair to all the other guests that we have on here. Yeah, we make them all talk into the mic. I'm just the guest. I'm not the guest. We're just doing social. I understand. Who else has come in here and done social that we refuse to let talk in the mic? That you refuse to let talk in the mic?

I'm trying to think if there was anyone. Didn't someone sit in here for maybe the case reason? Cody sits in here. Cody, you don't refuse. He's nonverbal. He's nonverbal, yeah. Which is a type of autism. It's a mute cue. Isn't it's mute. He's nonverbal, yeah, which is a type of autism. It's a mute cue. Isn't it?

Nonverbal? Nonverbal learning disorder? Part of it, yeah. That's part of it. Remember when Lil B claimed he didn't learn to walk until he was 17? I believe him. I love Lil B. He's the best. His proportions were funny. His beat-up white Vans.

Yeah, his whole top to bottom. He kind of was built like... He's funny. His proportions were funny. His beat up white Vans. Yeah, his whole top to bottom. He kind of was built like... He's based. He was built like he's based. He was built from the base up. He's like... He's base God. Yeah, he's thick.

I'm gay is a great mixtape. I'm gay, I'm happy. Also, the song Video Games is good. Yeah, he was funny before everybody else was funny. Have you ever seen Lil B showing off his video game collection? Yeah, I'm gay, I'm happy. Great, great tape. We get like two seconds of that song so Kim can be contextualized with this rap song.

Unchain me is the best off of this. Thank you. How this guy's gay. In a happy way. But it's dope however he's gay, honestly. Lots of rappers are gay these days. Most are bi and some are gay. Most are?

Rappers? Really? It's crazy. They're saying poetry. It is. Lopi, the bass god's video game collection. PlayStation 2 games. This is not all of them. This is my games that are out right now.

So let me show you what I'll be playing and to see if we got the same style. And he ranks them if they're classics or not, I believe. You know, we got that. This is classic. This is classic. I got classics. Oh, not classics. Classics.

That's one. Let's keep going. Classics. Enter the Matrix is classics. Classics. Classics. Yeah. Classics. That's one. Let's keep going. Classics. Enter the Matrix is classics. Classics. Classics. Yeah. Classics.

You played all of them? Yeah. I appreciate that he collects it, but it's not in, like, cases or papers or anything. No, no. You have fun with them. Yeah. What if they get scratched? Classics.

This makes it more likely to get scratched. Classics. Classics. Now, do you understand what I was talking about, Kim? That he's this gay rapper? Classics. Now do you understand what I was talking about, Kim? Sopranos game? This is not something that I played, but it was a free demo. Classic.

DVD. Classic. Dragon Ball Z. Budokai Tenkaichi. NBA Street. Classic. You got Final Fantasy. You know what it is. You got to get that. You got Final Fantasy. You know what it is.

You got to get that. You got to play that. You know, you got Tom Clancy, classic. ESPN when it was hot, classic. Madden, oh, no, classic. Yakuza, classic. Just Cause, classic. Now we're getting good.

We're not done yet. We're not done yet. He needs to be hired by Barstool. We just a little bit. This is PlayStation 2 Remember that This is my This is my outpile Kessin

You know Bringing back memories Okay Max Payne Classic Classic Yes Manhunt

Classic That looks renty You know what it is Lil B like I said Metal Gear Solid 2 I mean I'm really playing True Crime Streets of LA Classic

X-Men. A lot of hours to be playing. I think some are just all right, though. Smackdown vs. Raw. Classic. I want a non-classic. Smackdown vs. Raw 2006. Classic.

Let's go. Back to feature reviews now. He's giving too many on the scale. I haven't played it yet. Okay, there you go. Virtual. Classic. Urban Chaos.

I haven't played it yet. Okay. You'd like fakes to the left? Vice City. Classic. Max Payne 2. I used to played it yet. Okay. You like fakes to the left? Vice City. Classic. Max Payne 2. I used to be a huge Lil B guy.

Fucking classic. I haven't played it yet. Transformers. Wait a second. But he knows. I'm a real wrestler. Smackdown, shut your mouth. Real wrestling fans know what's up.

Mortal Kombat. We don't have to finish this. We have to at this point. I don't know. How many. We have to at this point. I don't know. How many more minutes? All right, yeah. We can wrap it up.

The most rare video games. We're probably halfway through. Let's go. Okay, so does he sing or does he just do this? That's what he does. This is it. Oh, he's a rapper. It's his album.

He went platinum doing that. He hates Kevin Durant. I hate Kevin Durant. It's an awesome song. It's good. That's not cool, though. Especially because he was on the Thunder at the time when he said that he hated him. Oh.

Which wasn't cool. He did a song? A real song? Against Kevin Durant. Didn't Kevin say Lil B was whack? Yeah. And whack is bad. Yeah, most times.

Except for when St. Patrick was driving the snakes out of Ireland. That was one of the good whacks that's ever happened. It was a good whack. But outside of that. Bad whacks. Almost exclusively bad whacks. You know, remember that St. Patrick story when he got the snakes out of Ireland? No.

That's like what he's famous for. He drove all the snakes out of Ireland. He was like whacking the snakes and stuff like that. Really? Yeah. No. That's a St. Patrick thing. What do you know St. Patrick for?

Is it A? No, I don't know. I don't know what the St. Patrick, the neck do you know St. Patrick for? Is they? No, I don't know. I don't know what the St. Patrick, the neck, the, what do you call it? Clover? No, no, no. You have your, wait, St. Patrick. You have St. Christopher. Yes.

For lost things. That's St. Anthony. No, I think St. Christopher was protection of travel or something. Yes, yes. That's right. No, I didn't know about the snake. He must have been, He's been asleep. Mother Cabrini, patron saint of finding a parking spot.

Really? Yeah, Mother Cabrini, Mother Cabrini, help me find a spot for my little machini. Wow. Yeah. How did she get that? How did she get that? They're super niche now, the patron saints,

because it's been a while. Really? Yeah, but I feel like people could kind of double up. Do they still make the necklaces and stuff like that? Yeah, I'm sure. That was a big deal when I was really young. A guy would give that necklace to his girlfriend kind of thing. Give him his patron saint necklace?

I don't. I mean, I did, but I don't know where it is now. No, no, no. It was the Saint Christopher. Okay. Traveling. Oh, that's sweet. You can kind of hang it from your rearview mirror or whatever.

While you're driving to... What was your confirmation name? Did you get confirmed? My confirmation name? Did you grow up Catholic? No. Oh, it's a Catholic thing. It's a Catholic thing.

Yeah. Interesting. What does confirmation even do? It seals the deal, baby. Really? I thought baptism did. Yeah, baptism. That's if you didn't.

No, no, no. The Catholics don't think do the water dripping baptism thing early on, right? When they're a baby? did. Yeah, baptism. That's if you didn't. The Catholics don't think they do the water dripping baptism thing early on, right? When they're a baby? Dunk. Yeah. You got dunked? I got dunked.

I got dipped. I got sprinkled. I got dunked. Yeah. Really? Was it traumatic? No. Oh, interesting.

It seems traumatic for the Greek Orthodoxes. Yeah, they dunk, dunk, dunk. Yeah, that's why I clarified to a dip. What do you mean they dunk? What do you mean they dunk, dunk, dunk? They, that's why I clarified to a dip. What do you mean they dunk? What do you mean they dunk, dunk, dunk? They hold the baby's head underwater.

Oh, that. Really aggressively. People have said it's like. That's kind of cruel. You have a lot of dip left, but only one chip. You're kind of trying to get all of it. You want to get blessed as possible. If it's holy water, you don't want to just be sparse with the holy water.

Just drink that stuff up. No, but I got completely submerged, right? You did too i don't remember the day that clearly um no like you walk inside and you're standing on a brick you're too short and then you go all the way back like you're in the river found in my church yeah it was like a bath so i imagine i probably got a little head or this was a bowl a bowl that's what you do when you're a baby though infant. Infant. Sprinkle the water. Right? Yeah. Yeah. KB, what'd your Republican ass do?

For baptism? Yeah. I don't remember. He probably did. It's called being christened when you're little. You were probably christened. I wore a dress. Did you guys? Yeah, I was in a dress. That's weird. So did Young Thug, though. Yeah. Non-binary

rappers. So what they do, so you would put the initials? Oh, no, not today. No, no, no, no. He's all red eyes today. Oh, yeah? Looks like he just flew in at fucking 6 a.m.

Who is this? That's old blue eyes. Oh, you guys. Yes, what do you mean? You guys. You don't pull that up on the internet? That's old blue eyes.

That's Elvis today. That's old blue eyes. That's Austin Butler Was Elvis the most famous person ever? I don't think so Didn't he have billions watching at once? He did have 1.5 bill They said in the movie

For like a Christmas special or something What was the charity concert in the 80s? That didn't have that many people That had 2 billion viewers Oh did it? There were only like 40,000 people watching Live Aid yes

was that the We Are The World one UNESCO that's Freddie Mercury the We Are The World with Michael Jackson too right was Live Aid

yes Michael Jackson did We Are The World and then all he was like trying to teach like all of them how to sing wasn't that for Africa Live Aid was

Live Aid was for Africa I think but We Are The World, I can't remember. I remember those. So which one did you say had two billion? The one in 1985. Live Aid. Live Aid, yeah.

Yeah, that had a ton of people. That was an entire card, right? Like a festival? Yeah, Elvis. It was him? Probably, yeah. One man show? I bet you Michael Jackson is more famous than Elvis.

Do you think the Beatles don't fall into that category? I phrased it poorly. I meant in the time. Still probably Michael Jackson. I think Caesar, Julius Caesar, probably put him up in the numbers. There wasn't 1.5 billion people who knew him.

People of India didn't know him. Didn't know who? Of Caesar, Julius Caesar. No, who were you just talking about? I was talking about Caesar. I said I thought that Caesar was more famous than Elvis, but they're saying in raw numbers that Elvis might have had more,

because there's so many more people here around than were around at Caesar's time. That's fucked up. More people probably know Charlie D'Amelio than some massive figureheads in history. No, that is bizarre. That is true. Who's like a big Bollywood star?

The one... He's like a handsome... Yeah, he's... I've been watching compilations of him surprising people. And I don't know who he is, but apparently he's very famous and he just loves the garage fans

Sajid the new car yeah he was answering that one of the greatest ever Dev Patel no no I forget who it is

I'm soaked I can't think straight Ravi Shankar you guys ever watch Nollywood videos the Nigerian yeah oh yeah

but then aren't they the third biggest movie market? Doesn't it go... Are you talking about the little boy? Is that... Salman Khan. It was Osita Iheme and Chinadu Aikdiazi.

That's his name? Two, yeah. My roommate in college was Nigerian, and we would watch the old Hollywood movies, and they are laugh-out-loud funny. They're on planes sometimes. You can watch one on a plane. Yeah, I think sometimes you can catch some Hollywood movies. I'll look into them a plane. I've got to keep an eye out.

I'll look into them. Osita Iheime and Chinadu Aikdiaze. Is that true, Zaha? Are those ringing true? Legends. No way. Was that one person or was that ten different people? No, it's two people. They're usually buddies in the film.

They're like a tandem. That's Nigerian? Is he the Get Back Here guy? Absolute rock stars, those guys. You've definitely seen some snippets on Twitter. He plays like Vines

when it was popular. Yeah. Yes. That's when, yeah. I wonder what their houses are like. I follow one of them on Instagram

and we've talked in his own comments before. Shit, that's nice. Oh, yeah. He responds to all of them. He's super engaged. He might have a team of people. Yeah, it's probably a bot,

but also Tom Brady didn't reply to Stephen Che. That was Kevin Bonner. Yeah, we know that for a fact, but Che doesn't. L plus ratio for my boy Stephen Che. Or maybe no ratio. I got shit to do at 2.30. That's the show.

That's the show. Kim, thank you so much. We have to do voiceover. AB. All right. What do I do? That's the show. That's the show. Kim, thank you so much. We have to do voiceover. We have to do that, yeah. AB and Nick, thank you for being here. Bella, thank you for being here. Yeah, you stood the whole time. I know.

And for something you'll fall for literally anything, Owen, thank you for being here. TJ's out all week, put on for the show. Yeah, they put on. And thank you to everybody watching. Thank you to everyone watching. We are deeply, deeply appreciative. We would be nothing without you.

100K next week? 100K next week? 100K next week. And cast coming soon. LeBarn Art Den dinner coming soon. Wheel reset. Nick and KB Wild. Double Ritz.

Oh, yeah. I have some stuff written up for the big cat hosted one. Wait, did we reset the wheel? Yeah, we did. Yeah, because we got wet. Okay. Should I spin the wheel on a reset?

I still haven't hooped. Kim, what were you guys filming? Why don't you plug what's coming out? What's going on? What are you doing? I think we were just filming the cocktail.

Yeah, thank you. Just filming the cocktail. On Fridays, I do cocktail of the week. Cocktail, Kim. This was incredible. This was the best. Yeah.

It was good. Thanks. I appreciate it. Swamp water. Swamp juice. Swamp juice. Swamp juice. All right, and we'll see you next time. was good. Thanks. I appreciate it. Swamp water. Swamp juice. Alright, and we'll see you next time. See ya.

Spill it? You did that on purpose. Lean off. It made the whole show. Where'd it go? Oh, no, dude. You said you would eat those. You just didn't want to eat the... Oh, dude. Eat one, dude. It You said you would eat those. You just didn't want to eat the... Oh, dude. Eat one, dude.

Eat one, dude. It wasn't on purpose, Kim. That makes him kind of sticky. Yeah, that's going to have a sticky carpet. It's going to be like a frat house. Thank you next time. 808 Hey, have a good weekend, everybody.