The Yak - Nick Walked Through A Stinky Cloud | The Yak 10-6-22

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, there's Roan coming. There he is. It's me and Nick. And Roan.. There he is. It's me and Nick and Roan. Roan. Whoa.

This is definitely a Yakagami. Is this a Yakagami? This has to be a Yakagami. I don't know. You don't think we've ever just done a show, me, Nick, and Roan? I bet you we've done this. I'm excited for this. This is a hot ass panel.

Let's fucking rock. Yeah, I love this. Holy fuck. Should we space a little? No, no. This is nice. Or should we space? You want me to go offset left? I feel like if you go there and you go there, Nick, then we can see each other better.

Boys, we're so close. Or is that annoying for you, TJ? This is fine. Make TJ work, dude. I'll do it. It doesn't matter to me. Either way's fine. I have a feeling the chat's mad they're so close to a quarantine yak.

I gotta get the fuck out of here. No, they're just spamming Stu. Comment on Stu. I just actually talked about it on PMT. You know what? Listen to PMT tomorrow. There it is. Stu is a sympathy grifter. At this point.

Unfortunately, he's sympathy grifter. Oh point. And unfortunately, his sympathy grifter... Oh! Oh! Oh! Ain't no way. Ain't no way. This guy's on one hour of sleep. He's sitting in Sass's seat. Stu is a sympathy grifter and unfortunately all his sympathy grifting just turns into me having to be...

Like everyone being like, why did you push Stu out? He ain't out. He ain't going anywhere. Why do you say that then? Sympathy grifting. having to be like everyone being like why did you push stew out he ain't out he ain't going anywhere why do you say that then sympathy grifting is he getting it he likes people saying stew we love you don't leave dave and dan are fucking bullshit that they did this he likes he likes putting it on other people like were you let in that this was going to happen no he just tweeted he's done this like four weeks in a row. He did it last year where he's like last

Barstool Sports Advisors ever. He just, look at all the fucking interaction. He loves reading the tweets of people being like, this is a travesty. Oh, fucking Big Ev has a job, but Stu's out.

Shit like that where it's like, he doesn't realize that that always ends up hurting everyone else. Not bring Big not bring big honestly people realize that when they do it they realize oh yeah he might but yeah he a lot of it is just like and why didn't you why are you mean to stew it's like i'm not mean to him and yeah he's sympathy grifting you should have just copied and pasted that tweet and did it yourself yeah i, I should start doing that. Like, why not? He's literally just looking for sympathy. I'm dying, guys.

What are you thinking? Yeah, I'm dying. Unfortunately, I will die. Give this man his flowers. Eventually, I will die. I am dying. While he's here. You're dying.

A's in the chat or whatever you say for plus. I'm dying. I'm dying. I wish we would have treated you better while you were here. It's too late. Fuck. It's too late. I'm dying. No, no. I wish we would have treated you better while you were here. It's too late. Fuck. It's too late. I'm dying. No, no. I wish we had you

back. This isn't right. Yeah, fuck. Fuck it, I'm back. That's what Stu's doing every week. Driving me insane. I gotta be honest, that kinda got me amped up there. I felt sad. I think the only thing I can do now is just lean into it and every time he does that tweet, I'm just gonna be like, I'm gonna miss

you, dude. You are great. Yeah, because there's no reason to fight it. It just is what it is. He's just going to keep sympathy grifting. He did it last year, late last year, and I think he just hit it and was like, oh, this is fun. Everyone's telling me how awesome I am. Let me do that.

Didn't he start this year by saying this is the last season ever of it? Every year we've done that. Every year he start this year by saying this is the last season ever of it? Every year we've done that. Yeah. Every year's the last year. It works. Yeah. It gives him a mountain to overcome. What is this?

We're doing jerseys? What type of Harley Davidson shit's going on right now? Trivia. We're doing jerseys? We were like in. Yeah, there's a whole dozen set downstairs now. Oh, shit. Hell yeah.

New jerseys? Paramus? I'm going to try. Here, let's see this. Major announcement on the Yak. Yeah, we actually have a new... We rented out Purgatory. That's the set of Bruce Almighty.

Let's see if the Stu... Did he design that set just so he looks more tan? He needed a white background? God damn. It's almost... We're towing a line. I just tweeted out major announcement on the Yak. I'll just play Stu's game.

Yes. Wait, when are you going to break the announcement? Remind me at 132. All right. Yeah, 132. Major announcement, 132. Major announcement on the Yak. I'll get in on that.

You guys also have to have a major announcement. Yeah, I'll do a major announcement. I've never had an announcement. I've never made an announcement. When we get to 132 today, there will be some major announcements. That goes for the booth, too. Everyone's got to have a major announcement. What if I just fucking come out?

That'd be so funny. That'd be so you. We're the kiss boys here Yeah I kissed a lot yesterday too Someone photoshop our faces over the band kiss I was really planting them on You were yesterday? Yeah

You had more? A lot more I kissed the one guy in Philly a bunch Oh man What do you mean a bunch? I thought he was doing a picture. He was doing a video. We kissed a guy in Boston yesterday

and he followed us back to Owen's hotel room. Oh, no. I tried to sneak in the door. He's watching. Good to see you. Oh, yeah. Respect, respect. Hey, respect.

He was like, yeah, I comment mean shit all the time. I was like, I respect that, I guess. Yeah, if you're doing it face to face. Sometimes I'm nice, sometimes I'm mean. He said, if you see a comment that says they're not going to fuck you, bro respect that, I guess. Yeah, if you're doing it face to face. Sometimes I'm nice, sometimes I'm mean. He said, if you see a comment that says they're not going to fuck you, bro, that's me. Yeah, he did say that. I'm on that corner. Then he tried to fuck us.

Damn. No, you weren't going to fuck him, bro. Oh, shit. Yeah. By the way, this is working. Everyone's just saying, thanks for everything, Big Cat. Good luck at ProBible. Gonna miss you.

Stephen Che has gone back to his own planet, question mark? Wait, delete Barstow out of your bio. Yeah, wipe your Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stu might be on to something. Wait, this is a rush. Yeah. Wiping your whole Instagram.

Major announcement. Russell Westbrook just did that a couple days ago and has Lakers Nation in a fucking tizzy. But he always wipes his Instagram. Always wipes the Instagram. Yeah, I see that move. Yeah, it's a sick move. Wait, KB.

What can I do? Yeah, I was going to give it to you. All right, so wait. Tell us how it went last night. The show went well. We're not welcome back at the club. There's some legal issues. Owen's not here.

There's upwards of mid-six figures being discussed uh we can't really talk about it right now well you talked about to me nick i came i tell me my desk yeah i'll tell you he came to my desk and i was like nick how was the show and he was like it's good um but we might be being sued for like two hundred thousand dollars and then he put out his hand. Yeah. And I gave him $200,000. Someone used, yeah, someone said, someone threw out a $200,000. There's no way it's going to be that, but there is. Daddy's going to have to get involved.

No, no, no. What? It was a. Damage. Yeah. What kind? Tomato. Tomatoes.

What? You guys had tomato damage? You brought about 200 tomatoes And you had people throw them at you? The jokes were bad We bombed yesterday Oh no Okay so I'm not helping

No no no That's a self-inflicted wound Yeah no We're not asking for help It's just We're the bad boys of podcasting Yeah Damn

Bad boys Welcome Bad boys. Welcome. Bad boys. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we can say that. Finally slayed the dragon.

I didn't know that. It did air. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't spoil it. If you haven't watched, don't watch. Obviously, we're not going to spoil anything that happens tonight. But last night, Team Yak slayed the dragon. Frank and the Frank the frankettes we knew the home field advantage was insane for roan it was he said fallout boy and everybody goes oh you're gonna do that no i'm just saying it's home field is a real thing

i would have corrected myself no you guys were dying when frank said jj patrick stumped up there when frank said jj reddick good you got we Patrick Stumped up there, dude. When Frank said J.J. Redick. You guys were good. We were off. Yeah, I was like, they're done. That was game over. I said to Steven Enron, I was like, they're done. Frank is done.

He could not. He took my breath away, J.J. Redick. He could not recover from that. He was mumbling and just screaming. Shut up, though. He was very upset with himself for a long time. Maybe he deserved. I shook his hand afterwards. He was like, we're not going to time. Maybe he deserved. I shook his hand afterwards.

He was like, we're not going to win a game this season. We're getting relegated. Yeah, he was very self-loathing. Then he was like, oh, I have an earache. A toothache. A toothache, yeah. Yeah, he does. He's doing soda reviews of the toothache.

It's probably the most heroic thing ever. On the bus back, he ate an entire Lego Death Star. Oh, no. What did you say, Roni? A Millennium Falcon on the breath? Did I say that? the bus back he ate an entire lego death star oh no what did you say ronnie had millennium falcon on the breath did i say that i'll speak a little frank at any time no no we'll write the ship it was just uh we none of us were good yeah i don't think i got well no ron and i were good oh no you guys were very good no it's one of those things where you don't care about it until you win

it's like dude i don't fucking care about this. And then we beat you all. Yeah, we're like, yeah, we always wanted to win this. You don't care at all until you're in trivia. Then you care more than anything in the world. That's a fact. If you interview me right before every trivia game, I'm like, I don't care if I win. And then once we

start playing trivia, I'm like, I have to win. And then if I lose, I'm like, that fucking sucks. It's like anything. Jeff gave us way easier questions, though, than anybody else. What he didn't like, you guys knew all of yours, and that's such bullshit. No, he slumdog millionared us. He went through our Twitter feeds and saw

stuff that we had done in reference throughout our lives and gave us the perfect answer. It was so obvious. It was so obvious. Slumdog dust. The competitive nature. Yeah, I got geography and you still beat me. Yeah, that's true. You have a whole round for you now.

Geography is part of trivia. Right. When you go to a trivia night, it's not all sports. But you have a whole round. Every trivia night I've ever been to has had geography. It's not a whole round. No, it's a whole round for you. What do you mean a whole? It's not a whole round. No, it's a whole round. What do you mean a whole?

It's not a whole round. It's an un-whole round. Half round. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Damn. Dude, I need it. Can we see JJ Redick clip?

Oh, God. Who did he think it was? JJ Hardy. Yeah. Now, there's some kind of confusion about that. Oh, Kate's here. Kate, what's going on? Yeah, because I guess he didn't play for one of the teams.

Okay, this is a guess. I think it might be right. This is a blind spot for me, but I'm going to say J.J. Redick. What? Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Five, four, three, two, one. I'm blanking. He blanked. He blanked. 5 4 3 2 1 I'm blanking

He blanked He blanked Yep Yeah Oh then go to when it says J.J. Hardy He just Was J.J. Hardy not That wasn't right

It was right It was right He didn't get it right either Oh It was J.J. Hardy It was J.J. I knew he was onto something He like just wasn't

Yeah that's fair He had a fucking toothache He had a toothache I don he was onto something. He just wasn't. Yeah, that's fair. He had a fucking toothache. He had a toothache. I don't understand what people don't understand. That's a top five pain. Kate, we have a major announcement at 1.32. You have to have your own major announcement. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Got it. It's going to be big. Should I call Owen if he wants to be a part of it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, if Owen's liability fucking insurance has to be through the roof right now, after all those tomatoes, tomato stained walls. What was the name of the club? Say it. As a managerial standpoint, Owen is really, he was like, I'm going to go handle this, and he was just on the phone all night last night. He was on it. Yeah.

And he was like, this is fucking bullshit. We said, like, we were bringing tomatoes. You got it okayed. And they were like, this is fucking bullshit. We said, we said like we were bringing tomatoes, you got it okayed. And they were like, we just thought the show was featuring tomatoes. Celebrity guest.

And Sean White. I think we said that though. We did say anus featuring tomatoes, but like obviously, thought it was. How many tomatoes did you get thrown at you?

There were small ones. And yeah, it's all right. We shouldn't have done that. We should have understood the risk, but I don't think there was actual damage Owen comes in for anus later we're doing a deep dive into that and

figuring it all out but was the back wall made of was it was an LED screen here's the damage here's the picture they sent swipe to the right you could see there's one red spot oh Oh my god. Yeah. These people suck. Oh my god. Oh, it's the worst sound ever. I'm sorry. Oh. That's a horrid noise. Just woke up. It's for my announcement. It came too soon. No, no, no. Five, four, three,

two, one. Why this again? Go past this. We got it wrong too. The crowd didn't say, oh, you guys wouldn't have even known it wasn't him. AJ Reddick. Yeah, I don't know what I was doing. Guys, please do not yell at me.

It was JJ Hardy. JJ. JJ Reddick was so close. Please keep it calm during the questions, everybody. Here we go. Next category. We put in the request for uniform change. We can't win in powder blues.

Whoa. Candy ass? Uh-uh. Yeah, we're going all black. What about the rumors that you guys were trying to trade us Frank the Tank for Stephen Che? Those aren't true. No, that's not true. Oh, I heard that rumor.

No, we're not doing that. Well, I heard it. So you want Frank the Tank for Stephen Che. Those aren't true. No, that's not true. Oh, I heard that rumor. No, we're not doing that. Well, I heard it. So you want Frank the Tank on the Yak? No, I didn't. I would never get rid of Frank. I would never get rid of Frank. That's the rumor we heard. He's won us way more games than he's lost us.

Frank and the Frankettes, but Frank's not on the team? Yeah. No. Oh, yeah, yeah. We are going to have Frank on our team forever. Like the Allman brothers Isn't one of them dead Yeah Greg

Yeah No Dwayne Yeah But they stopped doing rambling man Is one of them dead Yeah How do you know that What

It's Dwayne right Yeah it's Dwayne Allman Is it the son that plays now He's dead Greg Allman's alive I think they replaced him With Warren Haynes Yeah

That sounds right A guitar player Yeah I think they replaced him with Warren Haynes. Yeah, that sounds right. A guitar player. Yeah, I think he plays on Widespread Panic too, maybe. What type of double drink duo are you fucking sipping on? Is that tea and a culotta? Strawberry culotta? Yeah, it's like something like that. Or coffee.

Culotta. You're multi-drinking right now? Yeah, hangover. Dang. You guys went hard? Of course. I had to to be able to get on stage. Dude, I get so nervous.

I wasted and still didn't feel wasted. People thought I was drunk a dozen watching it. Just competitive spirit. I guess maybe my face was red. I don't know. How's the makeup? That was Jeff D. Lowe's makeup guy. Yeah.

He just got me. Got a heavy hand. Jeff D. Lowe keeps his makeup guy in a cage. We got to see it. Well, it's nice because there's a cage here in New York, but he has like a traveling cage. Yeah. It's a lighter material that he brings on the road with him where he keeps his makeup guy. And the makeup guy could get out pretty easily, but he just doesn't want to.

No. Well, Jeff Teelow throws him dog treats. He puts the little blinders on him. Yeah. When he's out of the cage, he can't see too much. Like a horse. It's the oat bag on him when he's out.

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Is there competitive reading? I think it's a skill. There's got to be. Speed reading. I think competitive speed reading. I don't know about speed. Have you seen the app that does one word at a time? It flashes so you can read it like 80 times your typical speed.

What? Yeah, it's so sick. I actually took a speed reading class post-high school because I thought that I was going to read a lot in college, and I didn't. But what it tells you to do is basically you trace the sentences. If I see somebody reading doing that, I think they're dumb. Well, so you're going super fast,

and you're essentially cutting off the last 10 or 15% of each of the beginning and the end of the sentence. What is the tactic? Are you still taking it in? The information? Yes. I'm not buying this. Holy shit.

This shit is bullshit. I believe they're doing it. What? I'm not buying it. That's not reading. That ain't reading. That's not reading. Recite entire books?

No. Oaks. No. It's not reading. Recite entire books? No. Oaks. No. That's a munch. No, that's impossible. Remember in goddamn Good Will Hunting when he's just going through the pages like fucking down like this? I don't speed read, but like I just pick, like I kind of just pick a couple words out

of each paragraph as I read and I'm like, okay, I got the gist of that. I got the gist of that. I got the gist of that, I got the gist of that. That's essentially what the class tells you to do. Yeah, that's what I do. Whenever I read, I'll read a chapter and be like, I was zoned out the whole time. You've got to go back.

I don't remember anything. I wasn't actually thinking. Yeah, I wasn't. I was thinking about something else. You've got to go back to the top. Yeah, that's tough. I didn't know if that was ADD or weed brain or just... Well, that's why I didn't know if that was ADD or I think it's just weed brain or just

well that's why I don't have the patience to read each one like okay and not fall into the next blah blah blah so it's like I don't know why

I'm reading the first sick brag that I read hey B I can't believe you sit here every day this is a much more this is a much better vantage point

it's the best it's a great vantage point crazy it's a good spot it's a really good spot outside who's coming in what's going a great vantage point. It's a good spot. It's a really good spot. outside who's coming in, what's going on out there.

Perfect. That one's terrible as far as a vantage point. Yeah. How's that vantage? This isn't it. I don't like it. Really? Kind of had to crane

for the TV. They don't like me here. Shouldn't know, dude. You look tall, though. I think you're closer to the camera. He does. You look bigger than Roan.

Yep. Oh, yeah. It's like catching a fish and putting it close to the camera. Yeah, I do. Fuck, all right. You look like a monster. Yo, Infinite KB? Whoa, whoa. Boy, this is going to be trippy.

Yep. No way. I got to find a job. Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah, that's great. People are hooking me up with a lot of ends I gotta pick one or you guys pick it for me I don't know well I want you to be a bellhop that's not really your job yeah well have any piqued your interest like any of the ones that sent you were like oh actually this one seems good uh one of my homies is in pediatric cancer, and I was like, I can't do that as a joke.

But I might have it. What if you're really good at it? I did bring it up to sales, and it is actively being discussed. So hopefully we'll have an answer earlier. Someone who works at LinkedIn said he can get me a premium account. I don't know what that means.

Okay. That's like for recruiters, basically. Hell yeah. I wanted to land on that. I want to be a zookeeper so bad. Oh, you'd be a great zookeeper. But you would definitely have a bear or a lion eat you to death. Yeah.

No, it would probably be something way worse. Probably just get kicked and die. Yeah, like a flamingo. Yeah, I'd kill you by a flamingo. I didn't even know flamingos had that strength. Trip over a snake. I was fantasizing the other day about getting eaten by an animal.

Do you think that there's a way that after you die you can be fed to animals? Or would that be like if you die of natural causes or like an old age no one's going to want to eat that? Or is there like a guarantee

that you're gonna eat that if you're put in the ocean you'd get eaten by like probably like crabs yeah that sounds fine do you want to be like

held above a tank and have like an orca come get you not dead not alive an animal that could to benefit the animal like a bear

or some shit like that we should go find the crab that ate Osama Bin Laden and kill that crab yeah cause he is in there that ate Osama bin Laden and kill that crab. Because he is in there. He's Osama bin Laden. You are what you eat. Yeah.

Somebody, technically, somebody out there could have eaten crabs that ate Osama bin Laden and wouldn't know. Holy fuck. It could be any one of us.

That's crazy. Or also the body of Christ. Whenever you like eat the body of Christ in mass, like you are what you eat, so we're all like, Christ. Like Jesus.

Stephen's a pussy. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That's fair. That's fair. He's also a dickhead? Yeah. Interesting.

Should we discuss this highlight? I was getting absolutely barbecued. No shit, dude. Barbecued. Yeah, you were. Go ahead and play it. That was a patently dumb thing to say. It was one of the worst tweets I've ever seen. No way, dude.

I really sat back and thought about it, re-looked, because I blame myself for not getting it. Yeah, I still am kind of like that. There's nothing to get. Steven's a fucking dodo brain. Kyle, have you seen this? What? Is this the Kelsey? Yeah. Oh, no, not the Kelsey one. That's the one that confused me oh the kelsey one i understood you have travis kelsey at

home that one was that'd be the appetizer maybe that's like when you ask when you're like mom i want mcdonald's like i want pizza just like i got we got pizza at home okay it's like shitty pizza but it was the but it all right so this is the chiefs already. They do have Travis Kessler. Yeah, they do. Tom Brady nearly had an all-time career highlight on Sunday. It was closer than I looked on TV. Look at it from the sideline angle. If Julio takes it to a post here, he has a shot not only to catch it, but to score. Don't ever underestimate Tom Brady.

I don't think there's anything wrong with this. It's a 15. He missed him by 15 yards. I would say a little bit less than that. But It's a 15. He missed him by 15 yards. I would say a little bit less than that. But Julio stopped running. He thought he was sacked. But that's like, what if? Oh, boy.

And that could have been a pick. That could have been a pick. It's actually closer to a pick than a completion. Technically, you're right. But I'm saying. So what even is the. Because I underestimate Tom Brady. He'll throw a 15 yard completion that

will look incredible okay so here's here's what here's what i was also thinking about name tom brady's best player of his career what's one that stands out to you bomb to randy moss which one over revis yeah yeah no no no the one um the one where they broke the record right or no what was the one where randy moss like one right? Or no, what was the one where Randy Moss one-handed? Over Revis, that's what I'm talking about. So that's a sick one. Yeah, I'd say that's more on Moss, but yeah, I agree. Those are both great highlights.

But if Tom Brady spins out of a sack... Are you saying Tom Brady doesn't have highlights? No, I'm saying he does, but hypothetically, if this was completed... Wouldn't be his final drive when he won his first super bowl like those passes what about the snowball like certainly certainly he probably has more highlights in the box so what i'm talking about is a single play so like i went on his like top 10 like highlights and like one of his best ones like throwing a two-point conversion of julian edelman like it's a wider series screen like it's a what's patrick mahomes best highlight uh i don't know probably like uh fourth down against the ravens like

running all the way right throwing it all the way left and then tyree kill getting like an insane what's uh well i'm just saying like pocket passers are much best highlight damn i mean i think that's just like it's the games they play and like the. So that, that's the angle that you're coming from. And that's, I think what a lot of people took umbrage with. It is the games we play and there's certain gravity to that. But as a guy who watches a lot of top 10 NBA highlights, for example, Kobe Bryant. NBA is totally different.

I agree, but they'll focus on a single play. For example, in Kobe Bryant's top 10 highlights is a play from a preseason game. So, like, it's an individual play. I get it. But, like, I'm saying – Search Tom Brady's top throws, TJ. There's got to be a ton. I'd say that walk-off TD in 2013 against the Saints.

That was a classic. I'm not saying it's the number one highlight of all time. Maybe when he haunted the Steelers with that flea flicker. But it's not even his number one incompletion of all time. In 2017? Yeah, probably the one in the Super Bowl against Randy Moss that could have won the game. Che, can you blog Tom Brady's top ten incompletions? I don't know if we can get all the film for this.

I'm looking it up right now. Tom Brady's best throws. In 2020 when he found Scott Miller for the Bucs. Scotty Miller, yeah. Scotty. Yeah, that is an all-time. Sick throw. Che, I want to see you getting lampooned.

What are people saying? Oh, I am, yeah. People are just like, I mean, we had a lot of amplification from you guys, which I, of course, appreciate. But everyone called me an idiot, which, yeah, PFT immediately chimed in. The Jarrett Jack one was a very, very funny tweet.

This one, like, I just searched it. I searched it. Number nine. This is number nine, and I searched it. The throw he made to Gronk in 2018 in the Super Bowl to win the Super Bowl. That's objectively incredible. You got Schwartz. The AFC Championship.

You got Schwartz. I do agree. If the Watters were in a completely different route that wasn't called in the play, it might have worked. Yeah, so Julio was supposed to run a go. He did run a go, but at the same time, he sees his quarterback in trouble. Not the film community. But I just told you a highlight.

I'm looking it up right now. I found top ten Tom Brady's best throws. Super Bowl, when he threw it to Gronk in the Super Bowl against the Rams in 2018 to win the game. That was an incredible throw. The touchdown or the out and up? The out and up. If he makes this throw, this one's way better.

Oh my God! What? You're taking the gravity of the situation into it. I'm talking about a single play. That kind of matters. Kind of, yeah. But if he spins out of a sack, like there's a Tom Brady highlight against the Jets where he ducks a sack and then completes a throw.

That's an all-time Tom Brady highlight. Nothing like that daggery through to Moss in 07. Nothing like that. Was this game already out of reach at this point? Nothing's out of reach. this point? Nothing's out. You're underestimating Tom Brady. This was probably second or third quarter. Would his greatest incompletion be the tuck rule?

Wow. Right? That's literally his greatest incompletion. Technically. Yeah. But you're arguing. That's not a highlight you're going to watch over ten times. That might be the greatest incompletion of all time in NFL history.

I just jumped you. You're just arguing these dumb semantics. You're not watching the tuck rule ten times over and be like, that was sick. Are people watching this one? If he completed it, yes. If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. Right. I saw people respond like, okay.

But I don't understand what I said was egregious. If he had completed it, it would have been an all-time highlight. That can be said for anything, right? Anything. Yeah. Anything. If Aaron Judge had hit 12 more home runs this year, that would have been the best home run season of all time.

Correct. Yeah. But you're saying never underestimate Tom Brady on something that wasn't. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, i never want to be critical of the team but i would have liked to see julio benden inside work with this guy so it's actually the the correct way to do that present that highlight is what a what a uh great play play by brady i don't wish julio jones had been smarter. I'm never going to tweet something like that, but you can

kind of infer. What are the quote tweets saying? I think this is going to really hurt your credibility in the film community. You can't be saying best of all time, incompletion of all time. Dude, Steven, also a tenet of the film community is strong opinions

held loosely. So it's like you have a strong opinion but you're holding it so strong that even when there's evidence to the contrary you won't get off of that strong opinion you're arguing it to the death instead of being like yeah maybe not yeah bad tweet joke no hand up you're not going that's fine that's fine people don't agree with it damn Damn near unanimous, Steve. Oh, it was unanimously panned as one of... If Steven had tweeted something totally different, it would have been a great tweet. Oh, man.

Dude, even the fact that Sass was one of the main... Yeah. He was on your ass. Well, the problem was, Stephen, the real problem is you told us that you were like, I found something. And then you tweeted this like seven hours later. I don't remember if I was talking about this highlight or another one.

I was happy that the left tackle came back. You had some sick plays. I mean, I love you, Steven. This is why I love you. There's no one like you. We're heading back to bad bucks, Steven. There was silver lining. We lost 56-7 on Thursday night

a few years ago. I broke that game down. Actually, no. That was the year before I started. Every game since then, we were down 20-0 to the Ravens. Every game, I break down. Breaking news! It's major announcement time. game since then, like we were down 20 nothing to the Ravens. Like every game I break down. Oh, breaking news. Breaking news. It's major announcement time.

Who would like to start? I will. Okay. I got glasses. Yeah, what? I know. You probably couldn't tell but I have glasses now. Holy fuck. I didn't even notice that. Yep, they're clear.

That's why. You probably couldn't see them. Whoa. All right. My major announcement. Wait, let me go. Let me go. Okay, all right.

You go. You go. I am on my one and a half cup of cold coffee this morning. I am one and a half way done my coffee of today. Whoa. Wow, you're going to be jittering. I'm going to be jittering. Do you have something breaking? Yes. Tomorrow

I will be looking for a new pair of boots to buy for the winter. Oh, goodness. What kind of boots? Well, I'm still in the browsing stage. Tomorrow begins that. Wow, excellent news. I don't know how to say this.

Oh, jeez. I know it's hard. Uh-oh. Kyle, you want to go? I don't, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to.

I should go, Kyle. My nephew has. A black one? Yeah, he got an infection and early stage pneumonia, but the doctor isn't worried. Okay. All right. Is this the black one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice. That's solid, bro. early stage pneumonia, but the doctor isn't worried. My mom's wondering

if the anti-ball. Nice, that's solid, bro. Damn, dude. That's fucking nuts. Steven, you got an announcement? You regret that tweet? I had a couple bad tweets last night that people took umbrage with. I don't feel

remorseful. Connor McGregor Big announcement Steven continues to be 100% confident in Steven's abilities You'd like to apologize To absolutely no one I took a

I think it was four or five I don't know how to call them But four or five pellet shit today What a five pellet shit today. Whoa. What are five pallets? What? I'm a long I don't know I don't know what the proper word is.

What was the shape? I'm a long shitter. They were small little clues. I'm a long shitter because each time you squeeze and you cut off it creates more of a mess. So I took five

that was harder to harder to clean up. Thank you, Joe. DJ? DJ? DJ? Tomorrow, Big Cat will be meeting my father. Yeah. Whoa.

Sorry. Here's my announcement. Tomorrow, I will be committing my first murder. Loser side. No, my announcement is... Yeah, what the fuck? I didn't eat lunch, so I'm going to go get something from the kitchen right now.

Oh, my God. Then I'll make my announcement. Wow. Okay. Oh, suspense. Suspense. They have, like, lunch food? Not a snack, like lunch food.

Oh, is today one of those learning lunches? I think it is. But you have to learn in lunch. Hey, what that is? Bring a tray of some fucking barbecue or whatever the hell they have. So learning lunch is a system we're doing at work. And if you attend this course and learn about another department,

you get lunch. There's nothing. Nothing is worth having to do a course. Yeah, so last time everybody just went up and got lunch and nobody learned. Nobody did the course. Oh, that's what that lunch was for last time? Yeah, the barbecue. Oh, that was so good.

Fuck. That is the, that's so corporate of us. Even when I heard them talking about that, that is the most, we're like a departure from the ethos of what should actually be happening here. But, you know, we're outnumbered now. Well, the course was about how women are less than. Oh. So we're still keeping the tone.

Well, I skipped it because I knew that. Yeah. There's no learning to be had. Fair enough. Fair enough. Maybe you should have gone. That was an exterior thesis. I did.

What did you learn, Kate? You guys are better than me. And? Stupid idiot. And? I should be at home in the kitchen right now. That's right.

Barefoot. You don't deserve shoes. I don't deserve anything. What type of shoes are those, Kate? Dude. Stylish running shoes. Let me tell you.

What's on fee? What's on fee? A few years ago, I was in a running club in Delco, and they brought in these, they're called Mizunos. you. What's on fee? What's on fee? A few years ago, I was in a running club in Delco and they brought in these, they're called Mizunos. Oh, that's a golf brand,

is it not? And, Drivers? Okay, yeah. I was torn between these and a pair of Nikes because I'd never seen these

and I thought they were like, dorky, like, I thought they were dorky because maybe they are a little bit. It's like walking on a cloud. The second I took a step in that,

I was like, I don't care how I look, I'm obsessed with these shoes. This is like my third pair of them. I can tell those are a high-end running shoe. It's a high- a cloud. The second I took a step in that, I was like, I don't care how I look. I'm obsessed with these shoes. This is like my third pair of them. I can tell those are a high-end running shoe. It's a high-end look. They look all right. They're expensive, and they're a fucking dream.

Can you start making t-shirts that say Delco Running Club? Oh, that's sick. I would definitely buy that. I would definitely wear that. Just Delco Running Club. I do think people would buy that. I think that's tough. A little faded, white lettering, all that.

That's tough. I think that that would be dope, and it would go great with those shoes. I think it would, too. These are the best shoes I've ever—I feel like I'm never going to buy another brand. Announcement time. Is that Cool Ranch? I want Cool Ranch bad. How are we going to—

Oh, shout out Hagerstown. Yeah, Hagerstown showed out. Yeah, I said on the yak before the dozen, I was like, yo, you could hypothetically drive from Hagerstown showed out. Oh, okay. Yeah, I said on the yak before the dozen, I was like, yo, you could hypothetically drive from Hagerstown to the dozen. And? Three dudes came up to me, and they're like, yeah, we came from Hagerstown. They did.

They were drinking beers and about to drive back to Hagerstown. Yeah, yeah. It was light beer. It was a Mick Ultra. I was kidding. I thought that was way too quick. Should we do a little ASMR? It was three hours. We want a ring popltra. I was kidding. That was way too fast. Should we do a little ASMR? It was three hours.

I want a ring pop. It's only three? We got ring pop. They said it was three, but they said they were speeding. Push pops? Push pops? Oh, push pop? Yeah, I'll take a push pop.

Push pop or ring pop? Oh, yeah. It is a good-ass snack selection. I want a ring. I want a ring. Give Kyle juicy drops. Give Kyle juicy drops. Remember the Flintstones push popsicles that were like sherbet flavored?

Oh, yeah. Those were the fucking best. I was never strong enough to push them up on my own, so I had to go on my thigh. Oh, bottle pop. Juicy drop. I still have a permanent bruise. Juicy drop. Don't do that live.

All right, my announcement. Yes. I am. Tomorrow. Oh, my God. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat right now. Tomorrow Oh my god I'm on the edge of my fucking seat right now You have me Breathing heavy

Wrapped around your finger You are letting it linger right now You have to Good baby Tomorrow Good baby. Tomorrow. I'm going to kiss TJ's mom on the lips. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

TJ, what? Imagine if I did right in front of your dad. No, my announcement is I'm betting on the Broncos tonight. Major. Major announcement. What about sports advisors? Are you staying on that? Oh, no. I'm done

with sports advisors. Stu kicked me off. Stu he did? Stu kicked me off sports advisors. It's just going to be Stu now. It's going to be 20 minutes of picks. 20 minutes of eating clit and ass tutorials. Sorry, guys. Do they need anyone for that?

Yeah, you actually, that's part of your contract. It's going to be on the pics portion. MK, tough draw. I pulled clit. TJ, how do you think it's going to go with your parents tomorrow and moi? Good. My dad's a little nervous. Why?

Because I'm going to punch him? No, he's not like me in the sense that he's very introverted. Well, you're a winner. Yeah. You said the thing on the college football show about it being our Christmas card. It probably will be our Christmas card. Yeah. Pictures from this.

Oh, I'm excited to meet the Hitchings family. Yeah. He whispered to my mom the other day. It was like, do you think it'd be okay if we like asked for a picture while we were there with Big Cat? Like, he's very nervous about being there. Don't let up. I mean, that's loser energy.

I don't know. I think he might be sweet. He might be a part of the show. I think he might be a sweet man. Oh, yeah. What's going on? We're doing a pregame college football show. So if anyone wants to come down, come down.

You want to come down? Yeah. Want to roll through? Yeah, I'll roll. We're going to leave probably around 1230 tomorrow. Oh, yeah, so the Yak, TJ and I won't be here. Shit. You guys going to be here?

I will not be here. I'm going to Los Angeles. I'll run point. I'll run point. Yeah, you got this. You got this, bro. You got this, bro. You're about to put up numbies, bro.

You're about to put up numbies. Because there's nobody else here to do it. Yeah, that's where I'm going. I'll be lurking. You're a, bro. You got this, bro. You're about to put up numbies, bro. Bad numbies. Because there's nobody else here to do it. Yeah, that's why I don't. I'll be lurking. You're a fucking beast. I'm always in the shadows waiting. Bad numbies. I'm going to get Junda on the show.

Rude boy? Yep. He always sits in a new way. He invents new ways to sit. I think he's ready to unveil a new one. One of them I think is standing. One of them's standing? Yeah, he invented the stand.

Laying down as well. This ring pop is awesome. I haven't had a ring pop in forever. They're filled to the brim with flavor. What finger are you putting it on though? But yeah. Pointer. So I can just be like,

eight. That is nice. But the fact that it's just on the tip is tough. But sucking your ring pops. Just the patriarchy at work again. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Put a ring on it, you know?

Yeah. A lot of people die digging this. Yo, wishes they had a ring pop right now? Tom Brady. Tom Brady. He's got seven. All right, youse have eight. Should do like a full Tom Brady divorce, like Jay Leno type stand-up.

Yeah. KB did the roast of Len Bias yesterday in Boston. How'd it go? Not pretty. Nick darted it off. You finished it. Was it heart-stopping? Yeah.

Yeah, it was. That was fucked up. Yeah, that was. I mean, my Tua jokeping? Yeah. Yeah, it was. That was fucked up. Yeah, that was... I mean, my Tua joke was fucked up. Yeah, that was awesome. Oh, yeah, that was good. That was good. Then I was watching our YouTube chat,

like, the dozen, because I'm not going to be able to watch it tonight, so it was like there was an edit that I think it was when the celebrity face mash screwed up. Yeah. And then everyone just kept on being like, oh my god, they edited out Big Cat saying

the N-word. And that wasn't very funny. Touche. Touche. Shouldn't have said it. Touche. Kind of is on you. A little bit. Mmm. Damn. Did say it live in front of a thousand people. Yeah.

Ever since I started this ring pop It's hard to even talk I know I gotta get rid of this ring pop I'm suckling Talk So Steven End of story

Your tweets suck but whatever Yeah that's fine It's also you So like I love it I don't want you to stop It was perfect Yeah Yeah I don't want you to stop being you

We're on to Thursday Night Football Right I hope no one throws any sick incompletions That we have to put in the list. If they do, they'll get talked about. They will be broken down and fell. Yeah, if you think that this is going to deter me from showing you. Oh, no, I know it won't.

That's why I love you so much because we could spend 20 minutes telling you you're a buffoon and you'll walk out of it being like, those are my buddies. We are. Well, yeah. Does that fucking change anything yeah no all right good you're unflappable che changed at all i wouldn't be friends with him he wouldn't be his real self i like was nervous when he went to full content that maybe he would he has not he has actually gotten more che yeah he's become I know that was possible. And that's why Che's brain is a brain that works at Barstool because it is undeterred.

Yeah. Psychosis. Yeah. Nick's about to come out to Pittsburgh with me this weekend. Oh, yeah. On Sunday, we have a gambling competition out there. I'm Washpa. I'm Washpa.

Washpa. Yeah, we're at Washpa. You're in Washpa? Yeah. Is that near North Park? South Park? North Strabane. Yeah. Yeah, we're at Washpaw. You're in Washpaw? Yeah. Is that near North Park? South Park? North Strabane. Yeah.

Okay. By Aleppo. Got it. A little bit by Aleppo. Right. Go wild things. You guys going to get some pierogies? Pierogi?

I want to. Hell no. Okay, then no. We're right next to a Tanger Outlet, though. Yeah, I've never been to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh? Going to Washpaw. That's more wheeling. You've never been to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Going to Wash. Going to Wash, pal. That's more wheeling.

You've never been to Pittsburgh? You're pretty much going to Nicky's hometown. Pittsburgh is an awesome city. It is. It's very fun. It's small. It's beautiful, too. It is visually good.

It's beautiful. The entrance through the tunnel is nice. The stadiums being near each other. Ridges. Ridges. Rivers. It's small. Managahela.

The Ohio. Come on. You got it. Isagahela, the Ohio. Come on. You got it. Is there another one? Schuylkill? Yes. Whoa. Susquehanna.

Yes. Allegheny? No. Allegheny. Allegheny, yeah. Yeah. I knew that. Three of them coming together, swirling around Point Park.

I like to look at old stadiums, and the old Pittsburgh Steelers stadium is one of the ones that's top on my list. Three Rivers? Three Rivers, yeah. I just like to look at old stadiums. It's just cool. I like to listen to old Mac Miller, dude. The fact that he got popular in high school was fucking cool as hell.

Yeah, I remember that. That was pretty fucking sweet. It was the coolest thing to me, so it probably wasn't that cool. No, it was. It was cool. It actually was cool as hell. Look at that. Look to me, so it probably wasn't that cool. No, it was. It was cool. It actually was cool as hell. Look at that. Look at the old stadiums.

Isn't that cool? They played football there. I don't know. I think I just like looking at old stadiums and being like, man, there were some pretty crazy. They used to make them round as hell. Yeah, really round. There it goes. Like, look at, search, what was Met life before met life was giant stadium giants like do

giant stadiums like construction plans i don't know i just like maybe this is veteran stadium was like that yeah circle got pink eye there once polo ground spooks me out yeah oh look up the polo grounds the weirdest potential stadium renderings because they're always 2,000 years behind of our technology. Look at the polo grounds. Look at that. Center field. It was like 215 down the lines and like 480 to center.

Where was that? It's in Brooklyn. It was in New York. Oh. Yeah, it's actually right by Harlem? No, Prospect Park, right? Isn't it Prospect Park? Oh, no, that was Ebbets Field, I think, was Prospect Park.

I think it was like... Where was the Polo... Polo Grounds was across from the Yankee Stadium. You're going to argue with KB on geography? Oh, he's right. I was in Manhattan. Did you know that Madison Square Garden used to be right next to Madison Square Park until I believe the 60s?

Oh, whoa. Which one did they move? The arena. Oh. Well, you can search. I think, wasn't there a moment where you could see, if you can search Polo Ground and Yankee Stadium, there's like a cool picture where like you can see them both lit up at night. It's like, whoa, this is weird.

Polo Ground was in Manhattan. Yeah. My bad, KB. My bad. My bad. Ebbets Field was the one that was in Brooklyn. Oh, you're good. Oh, my bad. No, no, whoa, this is weird. Polo Graham was in Manhattan. Yeah. My bad, KB. My bad. Ebbets Field was the one that was in Brooklyn. Oh, you're good. My bad. No, no, no, no. I stepped on you, bro.

Manhattan maps are the best to look at. You like those? Yeah. Yeah, I like them. Old Penn Station. The original Penn Station was one of the greatest architectural achievements in America. They just tore it down for fun, basically.

And made it look like garbage. No one has a job but you. Old Penn Station was like a beautiful glass, stunning, giant cathedral. The same spot this one's in? Uh-huh. I fucking love architecture, dude. Yeah. I like brutal architecture as of late.

Why? I think it's intimidating. It's cool. FBI building guy? Yeah. Yeah, DC. Oh, you'd love Madison. Why? I think it's intimidating. It's cool. FBI building guy? Yeah. Yeah, DC. Oh, you'd love Madison. Yeah?

Yeah, there's some big time like just brick buildings and monstrosities. That's Penn Station? Yep. Wow, that's beautiful. My word. Look how low slung

everything is around. You know, you can look up, if you look up the Bucks arena, there was a picture that had all four of the places that the Milwaukee Bucks played all in the same picture.

Because they hadn't torn down the recent one and they had played in like a concert hall before that. It looks like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. That's pretty fucking cool. The hell is that? Like all four, yeah. Do all four. It's like a picture, an aerial picture.

Yeah, that's a good search. Yeah. A white aerial, right? Wait, just like next to each other? I'll try to find it for you. It's like all in the same picture because they used to play in a concert hall then they moved to this place

then they moved to another place and they built a new place. It's kind of fucking cool. I wish they wouldn't tear down old stadiums i know you have to yeah but like oh here's the one we gotta look up i do this like probably once every couple months by the way elio just uh texted me saying why is stew quitting so this is just he's just fucking killing me um the superdome or not no the silver dome the ruins of the silver dome maybe the coolest thing to look up pull that up fucking killing me. The Superdome. No, the Silverdome. The ruins of the Silverdome.

Maybe the coolest thing to look up. Pull that up. Silverdome was Detroit. Oh yeah, there it is. So that's all for the Pontiac Silverdome. Yeah. You just line them up? Can you imagine what would have happened in Minnesota when the roof collapsed with all that snow?

Yeah. If they were playing and people were in there. Look at this shit, dude. Look at this shit. Is that the roof collapse? Yeah, well, because they just basically left it to just rot. They finally, I think, blew it up a couple years ago. But usually they blow up a stadium,

but because the new Lions Stadium was downtown and this is in Pontiac, they just had no reason to blow this up. So they kept it and they just let it fall apart. How cool is this? You'd like the YouTube channel defunct. What am I seeing? What is that white stuff?

That's the roof. That's the roof. I don't like the look of that. It's kind of eerie. Search for Pontiac Silverdome inside. Basically, you could walk in up until five, ten years ago. You could walk in and some of the suites had glasses. Is this torn down?

I think they just let it fall. Let it collapse? Yeah, they let it collapse. It's like those people that go in the old malls and the mall's totally intact but there's long vines coming down everywhere. Oh, I'd love to see that. Yeah. There's a TikTok account. It's this guy that goes into bandos in Baltimore. I've seen

every once in a while they'll find a guy in there. Look at this. Living? Nobody would ever know. Oh, this guy's cool. Yeah, he. Living? Yeah. Oh, this guy's cool. Yeah, he's a cool guy. No restroom? Look at that penis. Oh, that was sick. That's the men's room.

No? No restroom? That's funny. That's good guy humor. I would like to roller skate around in there, I think. Yeah, his beard line is crazy. They do, like, the drone racing in a lot of these abandoned places. I don't know about stadiums, but, like, malls, you said, and arenas and stuff, they'll fly, like, drones around. He just walked right in.

What's the green thing? It's the turf. That's one of the... That's an easy one. What are all these blue things? The rest of them look like... I mean, if the Coliseum had... Oh, he's brave.

We should play GeoGusser Stadium Edition. Oh. Is that a thing? Yeah. I don't think I've played it. Did you read about the guy who lived in the depths of the veteran stadium? He was a Vietnam vet. He hid there and lived there for four years.

He would have secret parties and stuff, but he literally lived in there and snuck food for four years. He wrote a book about it. Yeah. I want to go see an old stadium. In D.C., isn't that one that they used to use? Yeah, I think that's still up. I don't think it's functional. I think it's just an empty

house. Or does their soccer team play there? I don't know. Maybe. No, they have their own field. Yeah. Audi Field. Went to it. Damn, what a pull. Yeah.

Known stadium names is a good... I don't at all. They're becoming just brand names. Yeah. Faceblind to... Oh, GeoGuessr North American Sports Stadium? I don't... It'll be fun, boys.

Holy shit. I don't know sports. I cannot memorize numbers. That's too easy. That's a good... Paul Brown. Holy shit. I don't know sports. I cannot memorize numbers. That's too easy. That's a good one. Paul Brown. Bengals. Yeah, this is easy.

Wait, they can't have the jerseys and shit? Wow. You ain't getting that. Okay. Just click it. We're there. Try to do another one. Wow.

Work. That was too easy. Okay. Oh, it's the Atlanta. Oh, God damn it. I don't was too easy. Okay. Atlanta. God damn it. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm trying to use the context to lose really. That would be the Atlanta.

That was great. It works, CJ. Marcus Camby won. What the fuck? This is the dumbest thing in the world. There's one that puts you right outside of it, so you don't... I don't know. Damn. Yeah, or like blurs the names or something. Yeah.

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You got hit in the forehead. I was covered in tomato. There's a private part for you? It's a Sam Decker jersey. That is a very funny idea that once it's executed, you're like, that was a mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Donnie has a name for it, doesn't he? Spelunky? No, he had like a hounding. Going hounding. Whoa. That guy doesn't look like he lives like a swan. Hounding. Going hounding. Whoa. That guy doesn't look like he lives in a tunnel. Is that Justin Trudeau? That's not allowed anymore. We should end the show right now.

That was incredible. Look at that. What's going on? Why are they getting caught? These videos are crazy. What happened there? What went on there? Yeah, what did happen?

I think they got caught. What was going on there? Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. Oh, man. Yeah. Geo-guessing for stadiums, that'd be cool if they could actually do it. Real.

I mean, I guess, yeah, all stadiums are just plastered with. I've done the soccer one in Europe, and it's hard because we don't know. Yeah. How'd you do? Terrible. Damn, that's embarrassing, dude. Yeah, you should be embarrassed. But that's it.

You should be really embarrassed. I'm home away from home. Villa Park is? Yeah. I didn't realize you were an Aston Villa guy. It's on villain. The National Stadium one could be good. Which one?

The GeoGuessr National Stadium. I want to do a fan guesser Where you just put a person in front of me And I try and guess Who they root for With no signifiers on them Nothing, just completely nude I think you have to have their clothes on

And maybe you could just have their clothes Laid on the floor next to them So you can see their outfit I can't obviously give the team away, but I do think I could guess based on certain clothes. I could get clothes. Haircuts style. Haircuts, clothes.

Like that Philly audience. The Dozen was the most Philly audience of all time. You could tell a Southern football fan from a mile away. Yeah, the swoop, the collar of the shirt, the pant type. Yeah. Can you tell Kyle's a Jets fan? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Winnipeg. Fuck. Damn. Which U.S. stadium, if any, has, or which U.S. city has a stadium with a higher capacity than its population?

Green Bay? Yeah, I mean, Lambeau would have to be. How much, how big is their stadium? I think it's like 80. Lambeau might be, Green Bay might be 100,000au would have to be. How big is their stadium? I think it's like 80. Lambeau might be, Green Bay might be 100,000. They have over 100.

Yeah. I think. Oh, Nebraska, Lincoln. Isn't that? Yeah. Lincoln has like over 200,000. Does it? I think Penn State on football Sundays,

it becomes the third most populous city in the state. Yeah, dude. Morgantown for sure. Morgantown, for sure. Morgantown? Oh, yeah. Probably a bunch. A lot of the college, small college towns probably. Pullman. Yeah.

Pullman is Wazoo. Interesting. I miss Brandon. Me too. Will he be here? That's our actually major announcement He's retiring Brandon's retired

He's retired He's done He loved working with us But he said I can't do it anymore He called us pagans We're godless creatures He's going back to the light

which I respect born again we actually had to swirly him before baptized I can't believe he gave me his contract it was really nice where are you going to move to? his house, take care of his kids

damn that's going to be awesome. Will you go to the outlet mall with me Saturday? I'm going to Los Angeles. Oh, in Pittsburgh? Yeah. I don't get in until late, but I mean, how late are they open? They'll make an exception.

What kind of stores are you trying to hit? Me? Yeah. Nike, Eddie Bauer. Ooh. Some boots? Yeah. Is it the same boots that they have at the regular Eddie Bauer. Ooh. Some boots. Yeah. Is it the same boots that they have at the regular Eddie Bauer store?

Is it their classic? Probably last year's boots. Yeah, that's tough. Need some boots. Yeah. Bad. That's why I like the Levi's outlet because everything's timeless. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, Steven, can you get me a Ridgewalt, please? Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Do you see they just put an original, they found an original pair of Levi's in a mine somewhere out west, and they put them up for auction, and they went for like millions.

Yes. They're like, they have the original wax from the candle the miner held, and blah, blah, blah, and the original, and they went for a ton. Did you see the ghost town that guy bought in the U.S.? He bought the entire ghost town. He's exploring the mines every day.

He's trying to rebuild it. It's the best. No, I want to see that. This guy just bought a ghost town. I want to see the ghost town. Wait, where mines every day he's trying to rebuild it it's the wait no i want to see this guy just bought a ghost town i want to see the ghost wait where in the u.s i uh i don't know where but i watch the youtube channel it's got to be in like uh nevada or some shit like that montana or something i love ghosts yeah yeah they're cool i have no fear i feel like that's the better side to be on. Like, that's a safe bet. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was just saying. Nah. I've only encountered one. No fear. No fear. One.

They've never, they've ever hurt anyone? Oh, shit. I talk so much shit on ghosts. Me too. And they have never came and like, alright, what's up? Like, they've never fucking shown themselves or like proven anything to me. And all I do is slag them off. You're slagging them off.

You saw a ghost when we were interviewing Carl Ravitch in Miami. It was a ghost. What? The hotel was built on a burial ground, and a ghost pushed a vase off a table while we were interviewing. Did you see a premonition or just the dish? It makes no sense how the thing came off. It was sitting on the table.

Yeah. Is there a clip? I think maybe. Why do you automatically resort to ghost? Because it was on a burial ground. It might have been with Joe. I think it was either Joe Buck or Carl Ravitch. All-time hairpiece Carl Ravitch.

Did that keep you up a little bit? I like ghosts, so no. I'm cool with ghosts. Me and ghosts are chill with it. Trey, what was that reaction? I didn't realize Carl Ravitch had hairpiece. Pull them up? For sure, hairpiece.

I mean, they're nice. You look the same for... It's nice. Right, that's what you just said, Stephen. Say it again. You look the same for like 20 years. So. That's usually a sign.

I would get one. I can't tell. Oh, that's thick. Yeah. And look, he's looked the same for 20 years. Oh, boy. I see. That doesn't look like a hairpiece.

Are you serious? Wow. God damn. Stephen, this is like, I'm the same way with fake tits. I think every tit is natural. They all taste the same. Yeah. I'm like, oh, look, those tits just stay up.

They're real. See if you can find the clip. I don't know if it exists. What's the clip of? The vase coming off mid-interview. Oh, I thought there was a car ravage. Oh, getting a hairpiece? Had he mentioned anything about the area being haunted

prior to this or after it fell? We did research after. And then we found out, we called the ghost guy. Oh yeah, that hotel for sure. But why be scared of ghosts if they're no more damaging than a playful cat? All they do is knock shit over?

I think you have to be scared of ghosts if they're personally haunting you. You're going to be the biggest asshole of a ghost, Ron. How do they haunt people, though? They bang the wall? What do they do? Blow wind? Didn't Bobby Jackson get fucked by a ghost?

That would be an incubus. Is that what it is? Succubus. Incubus fucks you in your sleep. I think that happened to him. That's what an incubus? That's what that band is named? That was my job in high school. Brandon Boyd. Oh yeah. Hot patootie that guy.

He's aged well. I follow him on TikTok now. the flame isn't out so are you gonna say steven i worked with someone who lived in a haunted apartment in new york it was a an older building very tall very like high ceilings and she was a normal height woman and there was a window in her room that she could not open and occasionally she would find the window opened uh and there were other times, she would find the window opened. And there were other times where she would put, like, folded laundry on her bed,

and it would then just be thrown in the hallway. And she lived by herself. She said it was 100% a ghost. For the most part, it was friendly, but would do a little weird hijink stuff like that. I had a ghost in my room when I was a baby in my first house. What? I lived in, like, a historical, like, farm building in Huntington, york and it was like a 200 year old house and my parents said that like they'd come in

in the middle of the night and the windows had been like opened or the crib would have been moved across the room or it would just like smell like lavender really like intensely nothing bad ever happened it was like they considered it a nice ghost but yeah yeah, there was a ghost that would fuck with my room when I was a baby. Yeah, I don't like that. Oh, I don't like that. You have to be stern with ghosts. You have to say you don't want them in your place.

They have to go. They're probably chill. Chill-ass ghosts. A lot of the times they're confused why you're in their home. They're not sure they're dead. There's an interesting movie about that called Ghost Story.

It's about that from a ghost perspective they just like lived in the house and died and then somebody else just moved in and now they're just there it's not that great of a movie but it's an interesting concept yeah oh my god fucking will compton just said what happened with stew i'm so sick pat texted me this morning he was like? He's a sympathy grifter. Oh, he did this too. Oh, this is another thing. I tried to show my love and respect for Dan in my tweet.

You can seriously say I love Dan Cass. I want you to really respect him. That's it. That's all. Fuck off. That's not what your tweet said. Is that happening right now? I guess so. Yeah, I'm going to need a ghost to slap the fuck out of me so I believe in one.

I'm going to need a ghost to fuck me up. Like, I'm sorry, TJ. I don't believe you. I mean, I was less than two years old. Those are my parents were counting so I'm gonna need a ghost to fucking I'm gonna need an incubus

you're gonna need an incubus we should do ghost hunts fuck my ass I'm down to ghost hunts let's do a haunted mansion we have two kind of in New Orleans

yeah we did oh yeah it was a blast and you did that seance oh yeah we did do a seance. We should do one on a battlefield like Gettysburg does them. Yeah. Some old soldiers.

We'll have some ghosts on ZBT. Yes. Ghosts. What are you thinking, Rowan? Stu's getting everything he wants. Every response is, there's no advisors without Stu. Stu, don't leave us. Sympathy grifting.

He's tapped into it. He's like, it's like in his vein right now. He can't get rid of it. I'm leaving the yak. We're all gonna die. Do not, Nick. Please. Please don't do this, dude. Think about it. You really want me to stay, don't you?

Yes, I want you to stay. Damn, you must really love me, don't you? I do, dude. I fucking love you. You're great. You're hilarious on this show. Please don't you? I do, dude. I fucking love you. You're great. You're hilarious on this show. Please don't go. I feel really ugly today. Oh, no. I hope the chat doesn't say anything about how ugly I feel.

We won't disagree with you there. I don't think you understand what sympathy grifting is. No, you've got to validate someone. I'm going to say something's fake. Shit. I feel like's fake. Shit. I feel like a smoke show today. There we go. Oh no, honey.

Oh, sweetie. Our IUP rugby house was a big old Victorian house and the girls had lived there, like the team had lived there for years and years and they all swore there was a ghost named Stephen

that lived there that was always fucking everything up and it turns out it was just the guy's rugby team who thought we were ugly so they'd come that lived there that was always fucking everything up. And it turns out it was just the guy's rugby team who thought we were ugly. So they'd come in at night and they'd fuck shit up. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, it's worse than a ghost. Is the instrument that I asked questions?

Oh, fuck. Is it green or red? Oh, this is in the Pfister Hotel. Is there a ghost in Milwaukee? What? In here. Wait, what? I got to hold it. Okay.

It shouldn't be lighting up that solid that long. Okay, so you're here. Dude, you're here. Wait, it got to hold it. Okay. It shouldn't be lighting up that solid that long. Okay, so you're here. Dude, you're here. Wait, it's right here. Look at it. He's sitting right next to me. He's sitting right here. The ghost is right here.

Ask me a question. What's your name? Oh, wait, no, he can't. You have to do yes or no. Is LeBron James the goat? Nope. Oh. Is Michael Jordan the goat?

Oh, Kobe. Yeah, no, he's Michael Jordan right there. I think Jordan the goat? Oh, Kobe. Yeah, Kobe guy. It's Michael Jordan right there. I think there was a button I was pressing. Really? Yeah. It's one of those things if you get a ghost hunters, you just have to buy in and then let them just kind of take over. I refuse to even have fun with it.

That's lame. Do you ever respect it? No. That's lame of you, bro. I won't even have fun about ghosts. You used to fucking smoke weed at Centralia. And what? For sure.

And what, bro? Have you been? No, I have no desire, really. Oh, I went once just out of curiosity. Is it cool? It's kind of cool. What is that? Is that the town that's on fire?

Underneath? Yeah. Like a long time ago, the coal mine caught on fire. And so they went to block it off to block the oxygen off to it. But there's so many like poor people would dig their own mines down to the coal mines and steal the coal out of these tiny little holes. And there's so many of those into that main mine that they'll never cut off the oxygen to this fire. So it's just been on fire for like 50 years. And the town underneath it, they said basically like basements were hot everybody that was buried there was

basically like cooking in their graves holes open up and like so you go and there's just smoke coming out of the ground from cracks where these coal mine fires are going forever is it a lot of people there no so they had to move the government had to move the entire town except there's like four or five people like visiting like at all times yeah so it's become this huge like teens go there and smoke pot like because the roads are shut off because it's like an abandoned the people go hounding it's like an abandoned town with like all these smoking holes and stuff like that there's spray paint everywhere on the ground and yeah every i like every town has like a creepy place for teens to go smoke weed at. Yes, yes. Ours was Rooney's Point.

The old tuberculosis center. What? They thought tuberculosis was insanity, and so they would chain up these people with TB. Oh, Roosevelt Island has one of those. Yeah. Yeah. You could go up and you would go in the basement and rattle the chains.

We took Donnie there. Damn. There was still chains? Yeah. Holy shit. Wow. That place is definitely haunted Yep for sure

Oh man What was your weed smoking spot wrong? There was like an abandoned Asylum Always is In like kind of Like Havertown In Delaware County

I think they're like Turning into apartments now Or some shit Cause it's on some beautiful Hilly land Where my mom's from Oh troops I didn't know if it was Troops or Frank.

Yeah. Look at this cool guy. Look at the sharp beard on him. Yo, Troops! Troops! Who's that guy? That's Keemstar, Ron. What the fuck is that guy? He did have a pointy beard, a la. That's one of our

producers. I have a question for TJ. Is it Apropos of Is it apropos of nothing? Apropos Apropos I like apropos You've been reading it You sound like an idiot

It's because you read You're reading it You're a shame you Is there any blowback To Mr. Beast Because I watched One of his videos last night And it just seemed

Kind of fucked up Yeah Was it the house one? Yeah I think it's like In the end He is giving away a shitload of money or something in every video. Okay. I don't recall any attempted cancellations of him yet. It'll come.

I wasn't offended. I'm just saying I watched it. They made this guy live in a circle in the middle of nowhere for an entire 100 days to get $500,000. And they put a house in the middle of the circle. And they slowly just fucked with him and destroyed the house and had clowns go and stand and say nothing. It was like mental torture. Is it like a poor guy? I think he had kids too.

Yeah. Jesus. If the wheel lands on that I think he had kids, too. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, but if the wheel lands on that, you've got to do it. Yeah, I am not personally offended. I just thought, I was watching it, I was like, you're not the first person that I've heard say something like this. Right. It's like, this is kind of fucked up.

$500,000. That's a lot of money. I would still do it. I was on a show. The other day. You what? Chicken Fry was with Mr. Beast. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, the giant burger thing. They're trying to get people to eat giant. He opened, I was at the show the other day. You what? Chicken Fry was with Mr. Beast. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, the giant burger thing. He opened, I was at the American Dream Mall. My son ran around over the weekend. He just opened a burger place there, and the line was like crazy. Didn't he, or is it another YouTuber made people go to jail? That one was the cancellation, right? There's been a bunch of instances where pranks and competition videos have gone too far. Like pretending to kill my best friend prank

like stupid shit like that or like like there was a big trend in the mid 2010s where it was like blank in the hood prank. Oh yeah. Like stepping on people's shoes in the hood or just like prank skating. We would never do anything like that. Like 90% were fake but the

10% that were real ended with like people getting like serious trouble. The term prank has lost its definition. The only prank is whoopee cushion. That's the only prank. Well, and also fake kidnapping Tommy Walker. And the chattering teeth.

We're going to bring the fart machine back. Who was got by that? Flower with water coming out of it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gun with the bang. Gun with the bang is a prank. That's the original pretending to murder your is sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gun with the bang. Gun with the bang is a prank. That's the original pretending to murder your best friend. Yeah, that's true.

I have a whole prank kit at my desk, unless I threw it out and I cleaned it. I had the pencil that had the curves so it looked like it went through your finger. Oh, that one's cool. I have a bunch of bugs on invisible strings. I have a bunch of pranks. The arrow headband is...

Yeah, the arrow headband. I was at Blue Haven on Sunday. Oh, my God. He said something... It's the best episode ever. He does talk to me. Oh, yeah, that was a blast. You probably have that Northeast Ohio, Akron deal.

Something's never changed. KB trying to diagnose someone's accident. And bring up a geographic. Every episode's been... Are you guys loving the Sixers at that time? You gave us those jokes. Yeah, you got a care package. Diagnose someone's accident. And bring up a geographic. Every episode's been. Are you guys loving the Sixers at that time? You gave us those. Yeah, you got a care package.

You gave us that. You made me test and see if it was. You told me it was flame retardant. But it turns out it wasn't. I don't think you can say that. You can say that, right? Flame disabled? Yeah.

Those Sixers, though, dude. They had an awesome preseason game Last night against the Cavs That should count for something Got to James Harden had a career highlight In a preseason game Steven do you believe that? Yeah Kobe did

Yeah Kobe Bryant Slam dunk against I forget who it was Maybe it was the Wizards or Hornets It was in the UNLV campus. You know why you forget? I mean, he was in his top ten. Because it was preseason.

Probably. But it was still a sick play. He dunked over someone real nice. Real nice. Have you guys seen that there's like, TikTok is evolving to neo-absurdism or some shit like that? I saw the caption, neo-absurdism or some shit like that. There's like... I saw the caption,

the neo-surrealism. Maybe it's neo-surrealism or some shit like that. What does that even mean? It's like, I don't know. It is kind of... It's like a weird artsy style, but just this absurdist... But it's just great editing.

Yeah, I saw one. It was just like a sketch. It was a sketch with kind of a nonsensical type of sketch, type of deal. Oh, Ridgewad. Yeah. What? Look at that. Asking you shall receive. Oh, my God. That's great. Yeah. We all get ridgies? Thank you.

What is that? Thank you. What color did you get? I don't know. Carbon fiber. I got aluminum black. What? I guess I'm just a piece of shit. They're for men. I'm just kidding.

They're for men, Kate. When they make Ridge purses, we'll get you one. No, hand this. Give this to Kate. Oh, no, I'm good. I swear.

I'm just kidding. Oh, my wallet's falling. She scrambles to the ground to grab it. No, here, Rowan. No, no, no,. I don't know. Are you sure? I'm happy at home.

This feels like a pity toss. We have some Roback coming, too. I already got mine. Me and Sass already got ours. Whatever the address was, I think you were the office, so it's in the mail room or on your desk or something like that. Hindsight, I should have given them my pat sizes instead of mine. Is this supposed to be really hard to open?

Yes. Well, the boxes, yeah. It's for security. Oh, this isn't a wallet. Oh, it's a key case. It's like a switchblade for your key. You can hold two to six keys with a patented tension system. It's a gun that holds your keys. I'm good with the keys. I need the wallet.

It keeps ghosts off your keys. I'll ask for the wallet. Are all of them wallets? Are all of them keyholes? They're all the key. Okay, I'll ask for the wallet. That's what we had on site. Kate, I'm glad you could have that. Thank you.

I thought you'd need that key case. This thing is alphaing the fuck out of me right now. Yeah, oh, absolutely. First one to get it open. Gets a key case. That's fair. Yeah, oh, absolutely. First one to get it open. That's a key case. That's fair. That's fair. I think that's fair.

I think that's definitely fair. Same with the last one to get it open and the second one to get it open. Yeah, you're right. I'm about to use my snaggle tooth.

You have a snaggle tooth case? Oh, yeah. Jewel? Look. Front, right up front. You can only tell from one angle,

which is why I always look this way when I smile. I still don't see it. I think you're hyperfixating. You guys are tripping. I would have given that shit as a gift to a fucking uncle or father or father-in-law

or some shit like that. Oh, my dad loves work swag. He's always like, you get anything new lately? Yeah. The fact you guys are opening this all the way. That's why I was asking about Roback. I'll keep some, but my old man.

Yeah. Well, you better get the fucking athletic cut for his chiseled ass. Have you seen him? Yes, dude. He came to that live show. He was cross-fitted out. He had the widest lats I'd ever seen. It's going to be me one day. You know who has the best calf

muscles? UPS drivers. Oh, yeah. Joey Kamasta also. Felt like Jordan Davis. It's insane. It is insane. It's insane. I mean.

I'm fighting fire with fire with Stu. What are you doing? Is he texting you? Retiring? Oh, I just said, going to miss you, Stu. Sorry you had to retire. It was a great run. Maybe we can do one last episode next week before you leave.

It's the only way I can fight it. I can't fight it otherwise. What about in like five years or something like that so you could come back around in five years? In a reunion tour. I'm just going to pretend

every week's the last week. Yeah, really? See? We'll play this game. He's in the arms of an angel now. He's trying to squeeze me. Oh, hell yeah. They're reading you like a book.

That's you right now. What is this surrealism thing that's going on? Yeah, I don't know. Can you pull up one of them? Say the word again. Neo surrealism. I think it was a misdiagnosis. But it is, or there's just like absurdism.

Second Marxism. I saw it on like a Twitter thread. There was like a couple of them. This is cool art. Yeah, it is. But just like random nonsensical shit happening in kind of like a funny way. It's another art way. Yeah, it was only Anna Maria who tweeted it.

It was... What was that, KB? Only Anna Maria. Only Anna Maria. Only Anna Maria is the at name. Got it. Are you worried about your nephew? Or is he good?

It sounds like he's good. What does he have, tuberculosis or is it insanity? He's insane. Nah, stop. Poor bastard. That's a nightmare. TB. Having insanity?

Having TB on your team. Yeah. Would never want that. You bastard. You goofy bastard, Steven. Let's craft a stew tweet. What should we say? Oh, yeah.

Oh. Should I say, hey, Dave, you really think we can't pay stew? But we still pay. Yeah, pick someone. Pick someone real expendable. What? Oh, thank you. Do we have any wallets?

Sorry, I feel so bad. Do we have any wallets? Thank you. Okay, we're ordering wallets. Thank you. Roan, I have a little something for you. Give it to Pat. You want Pat to have it.

Why aren't any art nerds writing their thesis on Neo-Surrealist movement currently developing on TikTok? It says it got milk. You buying? What are you selling? Jackets. Vintage. Only $49.99 a piece. But wait.

Buy now, get David for free. That's right. Buy now, get David for free. Dude, right. Buy now, get David for free. Dude, I'm good. It's going to be getting cold out tonight. I don't understand this. What's this? I guess the whole thing is

just a sketch. What is surrealism? Maybe I need to start something. What's surrealism mean? It kind of reminds me of real. A real, zany thought. You see the never let them know your next move TikToks? Or like the next thing just never makes sense.

That was a popular thing. Wouldn't that just be surrealism? Or is it Neo because it's coming back? I think it's because the kids are doing it via video. What would be the Neo of it? I can't keep up. What's up, troops? What's the word?

Fuck Tottenham. Oh! Ouch! Oh, my God. My bad. That's on me. I had it set on Che's volume. My right ear. Yeah, that's my left. It's not a terrible listen. That was cool. Oh, my God. My bad. That's on me. I had it set on Che's volume. My right ear is fucked.

Yeah, that's my left. It's a Stephen Che volume. Holy shit. I'm ringing. Damn. Maybe jump out of my chair. Are we supposed to make Kyle's resume? No pussy shit.

I'm hurting. Yeah, we got to make Kyle's resume. We'll do it. We'll do it. I think we got to get it sold, and then we'll do it. It'll take us 10 minutes if we want to throw one together. You want to do a resume real quick? A little resume. We got to spin a wheel, too then we'll do it. It'll take us 10 minutes if we want to throw one together. You want to do a resume real quick? A resume.

We got to spin a wheel, too. Yeah, we do. Let's spin a wheel. Save the resume for tomorrow. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. We're going to do Fat Bears. Fat Bears tomorrow.

Oh. Today. Oh, Fat Bears. Can we look at some Fat Bears? I got another 30 minutes. Big, big controversy with today's vote. Oh, no. Let's see it. Spin the wheel, then Fat Bears. I'm going 30 minutes. Big, big controversy with today's vote. Oh, no. Let's see it.

Spin the wheel, then fat bears. And maybe Kyle's resume next week, early next week. Dangle it. Good. Okay. It would have been you again, man. All right. Kyle, can we pick out your middle name?

Yes. Is there anything you don't want? There's a few. Boogerman. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Actually, Boogerman Bauer sounds cool as hell. Boogerman Bauer.

Oh, yeah. Easy to catch a salmon. Easy as hell. Kyle Boogerman Bauer. Oh, here we go. It's actually pronounced Boogerman. Boogerman. Boogerman.

Yeah, you should just be like Saul Boogerman. Do I get an alias? A fake name? Yeah. And then have people be like Saul Boogerman. Do I get an alias? A fake name? Yeah. And then have people be like, whatever they say, however they say it, you just be like, no, it's actually this way. I'm nervous for this. Boogeerman.

Boogeerman. Yeah. It's actually not Boogeerman. Jeremyn. Yeah. Boogerman. Maybe a hyphenated name. Boogerman Smith. Yeah. Boogerman. Maybe a hyphenated name. Boogerman Smith.

Yeah. Boogerman Reynolds. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that. It's all Boogerman Reynolds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now I'm excited I'm not nervous now You need something for short Like But you can call me George For short Call me X-Fans

Yeah Something totally different I don't want it to be It can't be spelled Boogerman Because that might Yeah right Prank name Gotta figure out a spelling Yeah maybe it's B-O-U-G-E-R I don't want it to be, it can't be spelled boogerman because that might look like a prank name. You got to figure out a spelling.

Maybe it's B-O-U-G-E-R-A. What's the U with the two dots above it? What sound does that make? I don't see booger. Yeah, maybe. Maybe we get a German umlaut and then maybe an N-Yay. So people are like, where are you from? And you're like

Actually my family Is a bunch of Nazis That escaped to Argentina I won't word it like that Okay Well just Listen we're in the trust tree Right now

We're just College We can go anything I guess I think you gotta go Like one of those Nazareth colleges. Naz-o-no.

Yeah. There's a frog on your back. Houston Nazareth. You fraternity guy? Alabama Baptist of the Latter Day Saints. What's the fake college Greer went to in Canada? Kings? McGill? Guelph?

Yeah, he's from Guelph, right? Guelph? Wealth? Wealth. Yeah, I've from Guelph, right? Guelph? Wealth? Wealth. Yeah, I've heard of that. What's the Texas college with the crazy soccer coach? I think that's a Houston Baptist Nazarene or something. Oh, no, it's something basin.

What was the school in Utah that was Dixie State? And they're like, oh, this is bad. Yeah, do it. They changed it to something. Yeah. Dixie State became something. It's like Utah Tech. I don't know. oh, this is bad. Can't do it. They changed it to something. Dixie State became something. Utah Tech? Oh, there we go. University of Texas, Permian

Basin. What was Dixie State changed to? I want to say it was Utah Tech sounds right. Utah Tech would be good. No one would ask where. It's like, yeah, Utah Tech. Yeah, Utah Tech.

UTU. Hamburger University is a real place. Oh, is that where you go for McDonald's training? No. Is that one... Oh, maybe. Slippery Rock? Oh yeah, it's near IUP. It's like 12 people go there? Slimy Pebble, you mean? That's what we called them. Oh no.

Losers. Wow, that's fucking incredible. Yep. But they're the hottest guys. How many people go to Slippery Rock? Oh, that's in Pennsylvania. What's the one in... No, Hamburg University is real. It's in Oak Brook, Illinois.

What's... Isn't there one in like Colorado or something? Like 10 people go to Silver Mine or something? There is the Colorado Mines or something. That's go to? Silver Mine or something? There's the Colorado Mines or something. That's where Dana Holgerson learned that. No, Slippery Rock's different. Or that's Arizona, I think.

Alright, we gotta find a school for you. Yeah, what school? Let's do a random college generator. We get to choose out of the five we get. Beaver College. Hello. Lincoln University. Enrollment 52. I feel like they could just look that up and see he didn't go.

Yeah, that's true. So we might have to do the biggest college possible. What's that? You know Cheney? What's that? Cheney, yeah. Maybe there. Pennsylvania.

All right. I think you want to go to Chaney. Chaney. All right. You want to Chaney? Saul Boogerman Reynolds. What about TIGI Hairdressing Academy, Colorado Springs? Okay.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. My major was like engineering. With a minor in communications. Oh, wow. This is cool. College generator.

All right. Here we go. We'll do five spins. Mount Carmel College in nursing. That's pretty. This is cool. College generator. All right. Here we go. They do five spins. Mount Carmel College in nursing. That's pretty good. Pretty good. That's pretty good. Scarlet Oaks career development.

Wait. Are these fake? I don't know. They got to be real. Oh, they might. Oh, no. They're real. Okay.

What's the college, Kyle, in Cleveland That's like really, really small in the city? Small? Yeah I don't know How do you not know this? I'm pissed I mean, that's like literally

I don't know In Cleveland Right by the Browns facility I don't know I remember I went to a Starbucks outside the Browns facility And it was a regular Starbucks, and half of it was this college's bookstore. And it was like, how the fuck is this possible?

It might be John Carroll. That's where Riley Collins went. That's not that crazy. Oh, that's not small? I think only Riley Collins went there because he didn't meet anybody to make friends with. Hmm. I like Riley.

I do, too. A lot. Wish him the best. I ain't friends with him. No, not socially. He's an awesome guy. Deserves a friend. Yeah.

Has there ever been a Bachelor-style show for a best friend? That's dope baldwin wallace oh hey that's not that small that sounds like a character on the wire who is baldwin wallace that's what i want it should really she did really sounds like a dude who should have been president and just didn't make it. Like a total failure. Who's Baldwin Wallace? That's as small as I didn't know. That is small. It's a high school. How'd she wind up there? Didn't she say track?

Chicken fry? I didn't know. The only thing she ran was her mouth. That's worse than six barbers. Wait, there's not a dude named Baldwin Wallace? They just... Is it two people? The Reverend Jacob Rothweiler, a professor at Baldwin

University, named this project after James Wallace. That's bullshit. And Wallace College was founded in 1855. That's baloney. Is it named after a college? A college named after a college? Actually, that's awesome. I'm gonna go start up LSU. Yeah.

Baldwin and Wallace were the primary benefactors to the Berea Colleges. And they died. Oh, man. Major announcement. Rest easy. L.

Big L. L. L's in the chat. All right. Kyle, what was your major What was that That was so weird Oh true

Jesus He's like the Tasmanian devil Yeah he is Everywhere he goes Ghosts were here Uh oh Everybody get your headphones off He's coming through

Turn it down Headphones off Oh no turn it down He really is He's just Everywhere he goes through. Turn it down. Headphones off. Oh no. Turn it down. He really is. He just he's just everywhere he goes. You're like oh. He's like the Browns

old logo. Yeah. Elf that snuck into your house and did the dishes. When you see troops you just flinch. Oh no.

What is he going to do now. One of the old lads. Yeah. He's a you'll add a slide. PTSD post all, stress disorder. Put my headphones back on.

This might be a mistake. Oh, he's lurking. Uh-oh. He's always in pounce mode. What's he doing? What is he doing? What are you doing in there, Troops? What's he doing?

Troops, what are you doing? That tiny shirt. Huh? Why are you scared? You screamed in our ears. I just said, fuck Tottenham. No, you said it so loud. I wasn't even loud, Al-Azhar.

This must have been up. That's why when you lot did it, I was like, I felt sorry for Kate. Fuck you lot. What's the word? What's the word, big man? Top of the league. Top of the league? You understand?

Playing Champions League this week? They say it's lonely, but you understand? The view is nice. You feel me? Let me tell you something. This is the last fucking year we play in this bullshit tournament. Yeah? This is the last fucking year.

Yeah? You see your boy Portnoy? He did the worst thing in his life. He picked fucking shitty Tottenham fans. Yeah. That's like picking the Jets. Big up Jetski, but that's like picking the Jets. You don't do them things.

Can I ask a question? Go on. Are Teta in now? We're progressing. Okay. All right. All right. All right.

The relationship is blossoming now, so let's just see where it takes us. All right. I love it. Good luck today. We got the yak every time. Good luck today, troops. We got troops every time. He's confident, but it's feeling like 1982 to me when Villa took it all.

Oh. Dude, you're a villain. You are. Any balls? Chris Gasolini. What up, Chris? You guys see there's a barstool fan lingering out in front of the office today? Oh, God.

With a coin? In what way? Hovering a little bit. Oh, yeah. Jelly fishing. About two feet off the ground. Yeah. Coin is not valid in the office.

No, but outside of it, it is. Like right outside the doors? Yes. Okay. That's happened a few times recently. Go out for lunch. Listen. I just bring them right up here.

Yeah. Come on in. Take whatever you want. We have to have like an updated tracker. Coin 44. Was it 44? 44 has used four kisses. Four kisses up. Coin 13 has gotten it 44? 44 has used four kisses up.

Coin 13 has gotten a kiss from me and Kyle. Wow. We got to do this like Squid Games kind of, like cross them off. Which one of us is the biggest slut? Well. Coin wise, coin wise. Oh.

I don't know. Does my arm look short? What are my proportions? What's that little pose you're doing there? I don't know. That's very sweet, Nick. That's very cute. I don't know what's going on.

I got called out of my hat. He was fun to kiss. Do you know what happened? He whipped it to someone or what? This dude took off his hat. He goes, yo, Nick Hatz. I'm like, all right. So someone or what? This dude took off his hat. He goes, yo, Nick, hats. I'm like, all right.

So I threw him mine and he just put his back on and walked away. That was insane. It was very clearly a gesture to trade. I thought it was a trade. He just took a second hat. It's kind of a nuisance. Two hats have an ass? What's he going to do with it? That's a brilliant move.

That's a huge pain. He just had to carry around two hats. Yeah, that's like the worst. It's like carrying around garbage. Not having a pen station, no trash can. Yeah. They just expect you to litter, though. I think they just want you to litter.

They actually purge it. I'd be a little self-conscious, though. I don't want anyone knowing my head smell. You know your hat has that head smell in it? It does have, yeah. Let me smell your hat. Now somebody's going to know if you've got a head smell or not. Okay. Give me your hat has that head smell in it? It does have, yeah. Let me smell your hat. Now somebody's going to know if you've got a head smell or not. Okay.

Give me your hat. See, I'd be too self-conscious to give you my hat if I had one. Mine's got to be wicky. Roan has a significantly better head smell than Nick. Oh, my God. Suck it, brother. It wasn't even close. Suck it, bastard.

I didn't even know heads had smell. Yeah, no, dude. Your head smell sucks. It smells good. Roan's head smell delicious. We've got to figure out know heads had smell. Yeah, no, dude. Your head smell sucks. Joan's head smell delicious. We've got to figure out how to bottle that. Yeah. That's shocking based on the ventilation that Nick's hat offers. Right, right.

Goodness gracious. Yeah, maybe I walked through a stinky cloud. Yeah, you did. You walked through a stinky cloud. I should have dodged it. A stinky cloud is funny. One that's like very low. What is this cloud? Oh, it's a stinky cloud.

That needs to be a cartoon or a book. Or like a neo-surrealist TikTok. Or like Simon and the Stinky Cloud. That was Pikpen from Charlie Brown. Yeah, that's true. That would be my YouTube prank videos. I would have a remote control stinky cloud that I sent around Central Park. It looks like a cloud that smells good.

Wait a minute. Stinky cloud. We got to add it to the wheel. Stinky cloud. Yeah, we should have. We got to figure out what to do with that. Add stinky wheel to the cloud. We'll figure it out later. Is there a way? Is there like a

cloud kit we could make? Is there a science build or a cloud? We could make a stinky cloud so we can walk through it. Who's that kid on Peanuts who has a stinky cloud? Big Ben. Oh, it's been done? Well, yeah. This is one of those moments where we think we're geniuses, but we're really just drawing up our childhood.

Should we wheel just again? Stinky cloud. We can put it on Pornhub. Should we just wheel actually one more? Stinky cloud. Yeah, look at him. Yeah, look at those stinky clouds. Me, you.

Me, you. Stock vector. I think we could make a stinky cloud. We could just, like like get some stink bombs. Dad, three of them. Well, you got to make it green. Yeah, we could smoke some like really dank weed and just like hot box it

and then someone has to come and sit in it. In the stinky cloud. I like how weed smells though. I think it has to be something stinky. Can we get a glass case in here for a stinky cloud? You know what we could do? A dunk tank where you fall into it. Where they do the tanning? Yeah, yeah. Where they do, they bring in, where you fall into it. Where they do the spray tans?

Yeah, yeah. Where they do, they bring in, like when people come to your house to do the spray tans, they have this plastic fully enclosed zip up. We need that for stinky clouds. We could make a stinky cloud. You know what it is? It's stink bombs and then we burn some hair and maybe some plastic. Yeah, hair.

Crack. You know, crack smells really bad. Yeah. Never around crack smoke. We just get it all in a bag. Why don't we all bring something to add to the crack? Yeah, you put it in a big trash bag, then we close the trash bag. Whoever loses Stinky Cloud has to put the trash bag on themselves.

Wait, should we do a cloud draft? Construct a cloud and step into it. I want to see someone get in the Stinky Cloud. I want to see it so bad. It's on the wheel. What if we each bring in a stinky cloud And a trash bag Our own homemade stinky cloud

And Zod guesses what our stinky cloud is Yeah Wait a minute Put me through that? Zod could like guess it from like the weight He'd pick up the bag and be like okay Just like a fart That's fart

Wait can we Is that a A little lumpy I love stinkyy i love stinky i love stinky uh can we look up like the spray tan at home uh it closet closet yeah i don't know what that is it's uh yeah they come into your house and construct the shit real fucking fast and they'll just you just step into the shit like a phone booth in england is it air tight to where you can yes you can zip it shut like a one booth in England. Is it airtight to where you can go to the clouds? You can zip it shut like one of those portable port-a-potties that you can take to a campsite.

It's like a pop-up tent, but it's plastic to keep any of the spray tan from getting out. That's perfectly... We can enclose the top. Is there ventilation at the top? Is that plastic or is that a mixed hat? We can fix that. We can put something over it, right?

Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think if there's anything else we could use. What about those balls, those big orbs? Can you get us one of those? Yeah. Is there any gerbil ball? A giant gerbil ball?

I got to see how much I owe this comedy club first. Yeah. It's going to be a lot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You have to do the whole yak in a sticky cloud?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, we can buy one of those. Someone might die. You think? Well, that means you're a pussy. No, you get stunk to death.

Yeah. How'd he die? I was skunked. Stinky cloud smelled too bad. It wasn't poisonous at all. It just stunk. You got stunk to death. And does smell so bad kill you?

Can it give you a heart attack? What was Agent Orange? Yeah. Didn't that like burn you? It was like nerve. It did something to your nerves or some shit. Or didn't, I think, I feel like Chaps blogged about this. A fart weapon or something?

The DOD actually contracted scientists to create a stink bomb. Like that's a real thing the government like your tax money went to and they uh determined that if you know that how we can smell natural gas when you turn your stove on that's because they put something in there so you can smell it like otherwise you wouldn't be able to detect it for safety reasons that whatever it is that they put in there like something sulfur or whatever they said if you the central park reservoir if you filled up the reservoir because it's so powerful with that liquid

and then you blew it up, it would make the entire world smell like a fart. Like that's how powerful it is. You can make the whole world smell like a fart. That is like a real weapon. Along with the fart last.

How long would the fart smell last? I don't know. Would it be like your own brand? Like would it be kind of nice or would it be like, I don't think. That's a good question. You got to start eating sulfur so your brand

is the same as that in case it ever comes to that type of What's the stinkiest thing we could buy? Because I want to whiff it. I mean like a durian or whatever. I'm like fish. Anything fish. I'll go to Chinatown

by the fish markets down there. Stinky tofu. I did a Whoa That's Weird with Donnie. I was super hungover and we went to go to Chinatown by the fish markets down there stinky tofu go into the street I did a whoa that's weird with Donnie I was super hungover and we went to

Chinatown in Brooklyn and ate stinky tofu and as soon as our car pulled up somebody had just dumped a bunch of dead crabs in the street and so the car was

crunching over all these dead crabs and then there was like fly the restaurant had like a C rating and then we ate stinky tofu which is just like they put it in a. That's foul.

Like a trash can and let it get old for a while or something. Probably getting that way wrong. But it was awful. Yeah. That stinks. Stinky cloud. Stinky cloud. It's like toilet wine or some shit.

Yeah. What that is. Like some prison shit. Oh. Yeah. You never been. You never done hard time? Yeah. Let's see.

Hey, me? Me and Waller would clown you right now if he was here. No, no. Bottom, bottom. My boy never done hard time? Yikes, dude. Oh, fuck.

I know what, dude. I don't even know what extended stay is like. You never been in the hut chefing the chi-chi? Yeah, why don't you tell us this, Nick? My boy's never been fucking locked up. I think... What?

A hard time. He probably did some fucking soft stuff. Soft, soft. He was weak. He was on your Bernie Madoff shit. Assumption. I wasn't even sure. Yeah, I see all the little shit you need.

The priors. The priors, I'm waiting for shots. First, you got to open all these motherfucking drinks. There's two cases, three cases of motherfucking drinks. Where is the alcohol come from? It's like a homecoming party. Oh, yeah. It's a ferment. Why is he nervous?

He's in jail. Watch this. Watch this. This bitch stink. You want to see her dead body? Watch this. This stinks. You want to see her dead body? Look at this shit, man. Oh, that does stink.

Look at this. Ew. It smells terrible. This shit crazy. Look at them motherfuckers. Them bitches cooking. Is that potatoes? Looks like.

Those motherfuckers dead in the alley. Them motherfuckers. There's potato vodka. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, I'm ready to get back to my room real quick. Now, hold up, bitch. Hold up, bitch.

This is how you separate it. This part of scraining. I say scraining. Who's going to tell you this shit? Oh, yeah. That's terrible. That's the cheese club. Take my watch off. sheet, though. So look, you gotta squeeze out this nasty-ass fruit. Yeah, I ain't gonna tell y'all who touching that nasty-ass fruit, but somebody touching that nasty-ass fruit with they motherfucking hand. No gloves. Alright, so you gonna squeeze this shit out just like this. Damn. Then watch this. When you finish, you gonna have

ding, ding, ding, ding. Voila! I like the first... Oh, that's a wine. That first comment's so funny. What'd it say? You see it? He's telling us to get a clean bucket to try this like we ain't got the free will to pull up to the liquor store. He's going to try this.

That is hilarious. And that's probably like the wine that Jesus was drinking. Yeah. He turned water into wine by like shitting in a bucket of clean water. That shit was disgusting. Do they have actual alcohol in prison? No. Drugs.

Ken, you're showing yourself. Yeah. There's like bars. I know they have like drugs. Do you like stay in your cell? That's what Kyle's doing. Do you like go out to eat though? You get clowned on, bro.

I think you'd like prison. Structure-wise? No, Structure wise No I wouldn't I wouldn't I think Rome would fare the best If out of you guys I'd be holding someone's pocket Walking around Yeah

I feel like people just like you right away I feel like you'd be I already know what I'd do I would clean the tables on the first day So people respected me As a member of the community That contributes Okay

But also Would you get into gambling? No, no. Avoid the gambling, avoid the gangs. That's what you read in a book. Yeah, I just saw it on TikTok. What is your algorithm? I always get jealous when

former prisoners talk about the NCAA. There is a guy on TikTok, yeah. Like a finance bro looking guy who's like, this is what you gotta to do on your first day of prison. Yeah. Good to know. Good to know. Did you see that video where they were, you know,

the metal great prison steps? They just lit a fire underneath it and were just grilling on the prison steps. Hell yeah. The one prison. That's cool. They could have left, but they just didn't want to. They didn't want to. Did you guys have field trips in prison?

Prisons? We went every year. We went to a They didn't want to. Did you guys have field trips in prison? Prisons? We went every year. You went to a prison every year? Yeah. Straight? No, we just went every year. The penitentiary. No, no, no.

I never went. Northern Regional. Some real West Virginia shit. Oh, yeah, I never did that. Part of my, after I got arrested at IEP, and part of my probation, I guess, was that I had to pretend to be a crackhead in the Indiana County Jail, so they would send high school kids through was that I had to pretend to be like a crackhead in the Indiana County Jail.

So they would send high school kids through and I had to be in a cell and be like, this is what could happen to you if you do drugs or whatever. Yeah, I had to do that for like. That's crazy. I had to do that for like three or four Saturdays. Did you sell it? No, I was horribly embarrassed. I was like, hello, I'm not actually, I'm not, this is fake. Which is what a crackhead would say.

Absolutely. Be like, yeah, actually, I just need a bus ticket home. I was like, hello, I'm not actually, I'm not, this is fake. Which is what a crackhead would say. Absolutely, be like, yeah, actually, I just need a bus ticket home. I would trust you, yeah, like I would not trust you

in the slightest bit. Well, I don't know if they did or not, but it was very embarrassing. It was a good time. Yeah, there we go. There they are grilling.

That's cool. Just right on the steps. That's guy stuff. But I bet you that guy is beloved. Oh, yeah. There's also the difference

between jail and prison. Oh, yeah. Explain it to Kyle. Yeah, what is the difference? In jail, you can do fun, quote-unquote, freedoms. Yeah, yeah. In prison, you're locked in a cell all day.

I think this is prison, though. I think this is a prison. It says right there, cookout in jail. Prison got a hashtag. But does it say what jail it is? I feel like prisons are bigger and jails are more boutique. Yeah. Jail is like a bed and breakfast.

Prison is like Western. I was in jail. I wasn't in prison. Eloquenta. Yeah. Ask fucking Hank and his truant ass. Yeah. All right, I got to run.

You guys want to keep going? No, no. Let's get the fuck out of here. I am done. This is great. Yeah, we covered everything. Stinky clouds. E-U. You guys want to keep going? No, no. Let's get the fuck out of here. This is a great yak. We covered everything. Stinky clouds.

E-U. We need like a... Head smell. This is one of those yaks where we end. Wow. He's going to kiss TJ's mom. Yeah, that's facts. I'm going to smooch her so hard. Grab both sides of her head.

What if she gets you first? What if she, like, alphas you and you don't see her coming and she gets you? The Hitchings family? Alpha? No. I love that. How you could alpha his dad, just suck him off.

Yeah, I'm going to joke your dad off. Look how fast you came for me. Yeah, yeah, loser. Couldn't even hold it for 60 seconds look how much there is it's all over me i'm wearing it like a necklace this is gonna be great can't wait kiss your mom and get your dad to come on me. Owned. Owned. Owned. Look how much you're coming, loser.

Hey, TJ, look at your little brother here on my neck. Oh, yeah. Can't wait. Rutgers, 530. Anyone's invited? Like the tailgate? I'd love to, too. I would have loved to be there. I would have been there.

Just got away. We're in L.A.? I'm going to to be there. I would have been there. Just got away. We're in L.A. I'm going to L.A. Today? Today, yeah. After this. Okay, so Nick and KB and Kate tomorrow? You guys are in, right?

Rude boy? Yeah, Rudy. I want to just see the way he's going to sit. I think it's going to be like a gargoyle. Yeah. Gargoyle. He's going to perch. Oh, yeah, Zod.

Zod's anxious right now. He's got a game in 10 minutes Oh, shit Nah, this one This one should be easy I'm alright Oh, don't jinx it It should be easy

Actually, let me not say that But I'm feeling good about this one It's the one on Saturday That's a big one On Sunday, sorry We got Liverpool on Sunday Good luck Good luck, brothers

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