The Yak - Nick Wanted To Become A Priest Until This Happened: Wed Sep 23, 2026

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

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Hey, Yak, listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome in. Stillbluecoffee.com, Stellbluccoffee, Amazon. You can go to Circle K, Target, 7-Eleven, go get Stellable Coffee, save some dogs. Giulio is here. Hello, Julio. Thank you for having. Good to see you.

It's very nice to see you guys. How's everything going? Everything's good, man. You know, we're trying to, like, I turned 40. When? Since the last time I was here. You look good, by the way. Yeah, you lost the weight.

Thank you. Crisis. He's afraid of the belly flop. I'm just afraid. The melting belly flop that happens in your 40s. I'm afraid that if I don't nip it in the bud now, it would never happen. So I appreciate it. That's smart.

I'm trying, bro. I'm really trying. So, what are you doing? Manjuro? No, dude. So, like. Just kidding. I think, I, no, I think.

I think the key... I didn't say it right. I don't even know what the... I just stew's on Monjoro. That's the Chik Mountain. Mongeiro's on Mongeiro. I just did advisors. Okay. Mujaro's...

It's kind of is he. Douglas Pitt cycled down Monduro. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Who could forget? Chris Long... We talk more about Doug Pitt than Brad Pitt by a wide mark. Chris Long hikes up Mujaro.

That's right. He does. The water boys for... Hmm. Right. Wow. Yeah. Prolonged. Oh, wait, sorry.

Back to you're working out. You jogging? Like, not really, dude. It's just sort of like I just was really, really dedicated for like 72 hours and then never got too fucked up for six months. That was it. Wait, what did you just say that again? That 72 hour window.

You just don't do any of the bad habits that you have for 72 hours and then just like don't get really hammered or high for six months. And like that was. Wait, but what's the 72 hour? Is that a fast? No, you just like... You just eat, like, nothing bad for you in that 72 hours. And then it changes your entire perspective.

It's just like, you don't have any crazies anymore. I don't know. Dude, like, this is just, like, with people like, how'd you do it? Like, I haven't really been working out because my neck's been fucked up. So I've just been, like, trying to eat really healthy. What's eating? Next fuck up. I got you.

The next fucked up. The next fuck down. I've been there. Yeah. You know, dude. But anyway, I appreciate it, bro. Thank you. You look great.

You do. Thank you for noticing. Thank you for noticing. What else is going on? You got shows this week? Yeah, I have a show on Thursday. Zany's Rose Mom. Let's see you guys there if you want to go.

Love it. I was trying to loop Nick in for it, but he's out of town conveniently, but I'm going to get you. Where are you going? Oh, you're not out of town. I'm not out of town. He just didn't want to go. No, I'm not out. Oh, no.

No, no, no. We have that event. No, no, it was. Yeah, that thing. There was a, there was. Yeah. I can't miss a event. You can't.

You can't. Well, yeah, Nick, that thing. It was like, I was not out of town. My buddy Josh Varner is in town for the President's Cup. I'm hosting him. I'll bring him up there. Dude, and if you want to do time, bro, you know I'd love to have you on the show. Ask Kate.

I mean, you guys had a show last time. How to go? Kate was so, so good. Did he eat the sub? Dana ate the sub. And then we were talking to Sam. We just had him on anus. He ate the sub and then he looks at the crowd and he goes, where's my sub?

Oh. It was awesome. I like it. It was awesome. No, everybody did a show is unbelievable. Did they crush? Dana did well. Anna, who works here, did well.

She did. Nice. Anna and Dana looked like they, Dana looked like he'd done it a million times. You and I were nervous. Eating a sub, I agree. Yeah. Totally normal for him.

Comfortable. Yeah, you guys sold it out, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was exciting. It was a good night. We had like a very established comic go last. So Robb, very funny. Yeah.

Was mad at Kate for Barry and her. She was too good in front of them. He was actually mad? No. No. He was very, I mean, everybody was great. That crowd is awesome. There was a couple that drove, I didn't want to tell you this, but now I'm telling you this for everyone.

A couple from Saskatchewan drove 14 hours to come to a Bears game. Love it. Watch them lose in the rain. Oh, and Caleb Williams get hurt severely. And they decided to stay and go to the show. And I was like, Saskatchewan, why are you guys Bears fans? And they were like, because of big cat. Oh, love it.

Love it. They don't have, I mean, the rough riders, I believe. Yeah, Rough riders, yeah. They came all the way down here. That's awesome. Luz in the rain. So, wait, they went to the game on last Sunday. I guess that's.

The sad game. Whatever this sad thing. Yeah, no, that was a sad game. We got a couple sad games coming up. Yeah. Yeah, we got Case Keenum coming up. Julio, I did say I was out of town. I thought it was Moresh's Bachelor Party this weekend.

I was wrong with the weeks. When is his bachelor party? I was off by two months, but it was in my calendar. It's the 24th in two months. Where's where I'm going to Mexico City Oh, that's awesome Soccer? I don't know

I think he just wants to The 24th of November? No, it's wrong again I'm wrong again It's January, Nick I've had it wrong in my calendar Mexico City's not on the ocean, right? No

No But it's like A top tourist destination A top nightlife That's January 24th Top city I do time Thursday Okay.

Dude, you will? Yeah. Hell, yeah. Okay, good. All right. So Nick's gonna be on the show. Fuck. Awesome.

It's gonna be great, too. Dude, I was in Alaska, and I met this youth pastor who looks exactly like Nick. I have a lot of lookalikes. What a fucking son of. Dresses like him. Looks like. He was a youth? Yeah.

He was a youth pastor. A young pastor. Young pastor. Like 16-year-old pastor? Yeah. A youth pastor. I looked like a boy. Say no more.

We got it. I think he was like 28, but like he presented it as a 14-year-old? No, but he like, he runs this Bible camp. Got it. Yeah, yeah. Youth pastors have a, I don't trust him. They haven't a statement. Why, Nick?

Yeah. Why would you choose that? Yeah. Yeah. What? I don't know that you choose youth pastor as your ultimate destination. It's a step on the journey. Oh, is it?

Yeah. Are you saying that it's not? But it starts with a calling. Are you saying it's, it's, it's, Are you saying it's not something you choose? It's something you're born with? No, I'm saying, I'm saying they're, they go into, Nature versus nurture of pedophilias.

No, I'm saying they do like seminary and they go down the path of ministry and leadership and one of the stops along the way it could be a youth pastor. It's a single A? A to double A of passing. See, I didn't know that. I thought you were just always a youth path. I thought it was weird that you'd be like, not only like I'm going to get into religion heavily, but I also only want to teach teenagers.

No, but if you're going to be trusted with an entire church, proving that you can be trusted with the teenagers is a... True. I imagine some people, like, just like it better. I'd rather preach to kids about, like, you know... It's probably easier. The smaller problems than... Well, yeah, their minds can be...

Yeah. Fucking... Yeah. ...suicide and shit like that. Yeah. I'd rather just talk about, like... Get them early. Yeah.

You just get to tell... Yeah. You just get to talk about Adam and Eve. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's all you got to do. Seth. And Seth. Yeah, what adversity to nine-year-olds have.

Well, right, you pick them off before they get into any trouble, you know? Yeah. Get them on the good path. They do. I was in life teen growing up as a teenager. I had to be in the life team youth group. And they would do stuff. Like they'd Blair like, hit me with your bear shot.

And they'd try to hit you with dodge balls. And they're like, this is Satan. You know what I mean? They got to goof it up a little more. They got to give you lessons while play it. Throw dodge balls. Played with balls. I want to show you guys the guy.

I'm going to send. Like, he literally dresses kind of like Nick, too. I'm going to send it to Che. But this guy, he was... Jay can't do anything with this. Yeah, don't send it to Chee? Chee? Yeah, I can't.

Send it to Chee. She will print it out. There's no sense of the moment this guy, Chee. I just asked him, I was ready. Hey, Chee. Hey, Chee. Chee, can you do anything with this link that Julia? I sent it to TJ.

I sent it to TJ. Oh, hell now. There we go. Thank you. I caught that yesterday. Oh, man. But he just can't do it on the first one. Everything's just so literal.

Oh, man. Chey came up to me today pointing. Do you guys, when someone points to you, it's a little aggressive. How close was he to you? I was pointing at you and Jack McCart. He came up to us. Hold on. He came out.

It was Jack and I, and he came up to us. He goes, you two with this. I did a shake. And I said, I said straight up to him, I said, put that down. Right now, put it down. Can't trust him with that. Yeah. And he's like, what are you talking about?

I was like, put that down. Like, you can't be coming at me like that. I wasn't pointing like that. I was shaken like, hey, you two, you two fellas. No, but you went like this. You two. That's a principle. It was literally a question for me.

You too, my office. Yeah, that is. Yeah, right. I literally was like, and then he holstered me and he put his hands up. And I put my knee on his neck. So it's up. Uh-oh. So it's gone?

Yeah, it's gone. Okay. Took it away. Well, what did he want from you? Uh, something about like... Logistical question. Yeah, like the dumbest question ever. Not worthy of a finger point.

Are you going to be streaming the Thursday night football game? No, it was, it was same... It seemed like... It was not a confirmation. I asked Jack yesterday. He said he needs to ask you. I figure kill two birds of one stone. Okay.

Okay. What do we got? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Physical hunger and thirst drives survival. Spiritual hunger drives the Christian life.

When it comes to being a Christ follower, our life ought to be driven by a desire for more. Listen of Jesus. So here's where I step on your toes. Do you want to be righteous as much as you want to be married? I could, uh, I wanted to be a priest for a long time. You did. Actually?

Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. to like freshman year high school what was the draw for you i was an altar boy i don't know i was just kind of thought it'll be cool can you just want to be a priest or do you have to get the quote-unquote calling i wanted to be i think i wanted the caller well it depends i mean remember when he had uh who

was that was that was that column was in here he said that everyone for a long time in ireland one person from every family had to be in oh that's right oh yeah nick just didn't like picking out what clothes to wear every yeah i was like it was a catholic Like a wife, I had to wear the uniform. Wait, so did you have a moment where you're like, oh, wait, this isn't for me? Yeah. When you've... Uh-huh.

Yeah. Okay. Got some policy for the first time? No. Oh, shit. I don't know why I wanted to do it. Me and my best friend, Logan Seidler, where we were like, let's be priests. Oh, it's like a best friend thing.

Yeah. Did he fall through? No. Okay. He's a librarian. Oh. That's the priest of the book. Yeah.

It's the priest of books. It's the lesbian priest. It is. Yeah, it kind of is. I remember when Sister Act came out, I thought being a nun fucking rocked. Yeah, they made it look fun. Hang out with your girlfriends all day and

Yeah. Free rent. You get to fight mafia guy? Yeah. Free rent. Yeah. Yeah. Huh.

Yeah. Dude, that guy was cool. He was a cool fucking dude. We're boys. Your boys. We're boys. How did you end up with a youth pastor in Alaska? Dude, I was on like a very,

small plane. I was going to a national park. I'm like ramping up my national park thing. That's like been my thing since the last time I seen you boys and Kate. But yeah, like I was going to Lake Clark, very hard to get to. You have to fly in this tiny little plane. And I see basically you sitting across from me. And at first I started feeling competitive

because I'm like, who's this fucking guy who like dresses better than me? Who's like he's probably making some video? And then it comes out that he's a youth pastor. And he's a good dude. He was trying to like show me he was cool. He was like, do you watch the Kevin Hart roast? Oh! He was like, there's some good ones in there.

Maybe a pastor, but I could still laugh. I can laugh. Kevin Hart's funny. Yeah, dude. But he eventually started hitting me with like the good word as well. You know? Oh, he started preaching to you? No, but he's like, man, when I was young, I was addicted to everything. He's like, I was addicted to drinking, smoking.

Like he was saying that kind of stuff. He's like, pornography? I was like, pornography, huh? Go on. How addicted to be talking, buddy? But anyway, yeah, he was really cool. And then, like, we were, we exchanged info, and we've been messaging everyone so, well, you know, I think I'm more, I think he's suspicious of me. He was like, don't make me look bad, which I didn't intend to, you know, I like him a lot.

We'll handle that. You did say he was addicted to porn. No, he said that. He used to be. He used to be. You know, but now he's, you know, he's really into being a pastor. That was cool. It was a cool experience.

Good for him. Yeah, pretty cool. What did you do in Alaska? That's one of the national parks? Yeah, it's called Lake County. Bears? No, dude. What?

Any Tarmigan? I feel like that's impossible to go to Alaska. I know. No, I didn't see you. I've seen Grizzly bears, but from like very far away, so it doesn't even count. Yeah. Like you need binoculars. What is that thing again?

Tarmigan? Tarmigan. It's like the little. Yeah. A little wild chicken that you shoot every time to go out. I don't, well, so. You got it. You got to shoot him.

You see him, you shoot him. the rule. Oh, you got to shoot them. Oh, right? You, like, go hunting for these guys. Well, no, you can just be going on a camping trip, but you want to get groceries. You go to the post, all the way to the post office.

You got to pull over. Hit it with your car. I did not see those either. I didn't see shit. But I did see, I was in this. Sounds like a disappointing trip. No, it was cool, though. It was cool.

You just hung out with a huge passer who had a huge his password. Yeah. We, but this town that I was in was a dry town because I don't know where the fun is yet he's gonna get there we haven't done any tarmigans no bears

no booze this is gonna get fun natural beauty dude but okay this is fun they dropped two hammered people off in the dry town because it's like dangerous for drunk people to be in a little plane because they might be like ah fucking I can drive

his fucking thing you know what I mean because you can like you could just go into the cockpit exactly so they dropped them off and they were just blasted and there's only one place in the town that you can go it's a food truck and they were just sitting there being like we're just looking for lodging and and everyone's like what do we do with these people to find dropped them what do you mean dropped off the pilot landed left the two people there and flew away and left them so get out

you're drunk in the middle of nowhere yep get out your drunk and they were just stranded there in a town it was like a hundred a hundred acres max like tiny that's crazy but they boarded it drunk and then he realized i guess and it was like 10 a m did you leave from anchorage yeah and yeah they were just hammered the pilot was flying along in the air, turns around, notices their drunk says I'm taking her down and dropping them off wherever the nearest strip is. Why do they just not take them to the chairs? Do they fight like they? Do they say, no, I'm not going to know?

Where was the final destination? Where were they supposed to go? They were going to visit, like it was a dude and his girlfriend and they were going to visit her family. And I don't know, dude, yeah, like they just dropped them off there and they were just drunk and they're like, we're just looking for lodging. They just kept saying they're looking for lodging. I would be pissed if I was stranded in the middle of Alaska. Was he going to pick him up on his way back? And being drunk in a dry town.

Dude, all these Christians were gathered around them. I was worried that they were not to execute them. So you got off with them? No, I was already there. And they dropped them off. Oh, you were in the dry town. I was in the dry town. Was that not coming?

I'm sorry. Dropping off. The plane dropped off. That's not a... Sorry, I encountered them at the end of the flight. But around here, it'd be like your Uber driver being like you're too drunk at the fuck out. Which I agree. I thought it was fucked up, but they're like, no, no, no.

Like, you can't be hammered in these little planes. It's like a big no-no. It's really dangerous. That would make sense. So you're in a town of Christians when driving town. Yeah. A plane starts to descend. It lands, it rolls to a stop.

Two people get kicked out. They close the door. They take off. Yes. That's exactly what happened. I'll be goddamn. Crazy. And they're like, if they have our luggage still, I'm like, how are you going to get it?

And he's like, well, her sister's still on the plane. What? Wait, what? This seems like a national. story. It's like an incident. And they seem too cool with that. Yeah.

That seems illegal. I know, I know. It feels like it might have happened to have stranded them to die. Oh, shit. I bet it's a lot. There are not many steps from just pushing them out of the fucking plane in the air. It's some Alaska shit, apparently. This doesn't matter, but were they hot?

No. Okay. Oh. Oh, that's probably about it. They were ugly as fuck. They were a little gnarly looking. I think you keep hot drunks on the plane. They were maybe a little gnarly looking.

It wasn't their best morning. It wasn't their finest morning. Our Airbnb door was wide open, too. And the guy that I was with was like, yeah, no, we were right over there. I was worried that they were going to bum rush the house. Anyway, drunk and fucking Alaskans, dude. Wow. That's an extremely desperate and dire situation.

I know. You just keep, you kept adding story there. But what? That's the story. No, I'm saying it just kept getting layers to it. Their sister was on the plane. We started with just Christians. Yeah.

Christians. Christian. Well, then you guys really did anything. Did you see anything interesting? That was one of the interesting. What was the name of the town? It's called Port Alsworth. Port,

Portsworth. Port, Or Osworth. And I was trying to go to Dick Pernicke cabin. Of course you were. You know about that? Oh, yeah. Which is what?

I know about, yeah. This is like, yeah. This dude lived in the middle of nowhere in a little cabin for like 35 years and like filmed himself. Did you go? No, because we couldn't land because the lake was still frozen in May but I saw it.

No, it looks awesome. It's sick, dude. Where's the Into the Wild bus? That is in... It's Donali. It's like up on deep in the brush. You can drive to there. Titus, do you know a ton about... I went to Alaska. I've done like two weeks in Alaska. It's awesome. I want to get back. It's really cool.

It's really cool. But I didn't go to the Dick Pernicki thing, but I wanted to go there. Yeah, I did. Yeah. I looked into going to the bus. And then... Look at that. That's his cabin. Oh, that's the town. That's a little. Turns out he died in the bus for a reason. And the reason was he was not around. anything and I was like I don't think I want to go. Yeah. Yeah.

That deep into the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a crazy story. But they had like they had like bars near like whatever road goes up there and then you go this way into Nade Ali and then somewhere around there's the bus. Like the bars before you go into Denali they'd have like buses

like the replica of the bus. Oh that's a little. I couldn't figure out if that was in good taste. I don't think so. I was drinking beer at a bar and there was like a a replica bus where he star for death. Yeah. Like, you know, however many miles that way is where the guy died in the bus.

Okay. So we got a fake bus. We put in our bar. To like take pictures in. And I was like, y'all help me out. The end of the wild. I wasn't offended, but I was also like this feels a little weird. A little weird, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, it's like Pablo Escobar merch. Yeah. Those airless are out of the remote.

Okay. Due to dangerous tourist rescue. Wow. Yeah. We're going to his bus. It was not in a good spot. I see. Not a good spot at all. Okay, when you said the Into the Wild bus, I thought you just went to like a little bus station

and the bus took you under the wild. You haven't read Into the Wild? No, Into the wild. He's wandering around in the wild and then he finds an abandoned bus. It's a good book. And then he like lives in that bus out in the middle of nowhere. He journaled his progression into starvation.

He ate the wrong berries. He ate the wrong berries. Jeez. Should have killed a Tarmigan. Fucking Tarmigan. Right, you are. I think he killed a moose, but then maggots got to it. Yeah, that would happen pretty quick, probably.

How long do you got? Well, if you don't have refrigeration, you probably just got to go out a last day or two, right? Speaking of, have you smelled Big Cat stinking up the joint upstairs? What's happened? He accidentally left a steak in his office fridge for three weeks, and it is like, you could smell on the hole upstairs. It is like. Like a cook steak? Makes you want to like, it's like vomit.

I'm talking about your steak up. You left steak in your fridge? Yeah, I fucked up. Stinker. You have a fridge in your office? Yeah, I put one in because I was like, I'm going to start meal prepping and try to try to manage the weight in football season. And then very first week, so two weeks ago, I put some steak in there. And then I walked into my office this morning and it smelled like someone had died in there.

I was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, oh, yeah. the meal prep that I forgot to eat. Was the fridge not, like, plugged in? That's going well. You prepped the meal, you didn't eat the meal. Correct. Yeah. Correct.

Well, what did you say? Was the fridge not plugged in? I mean, I think it would still... It was... I mean, it got bad. Huh. I don't know. Yeah, that's nasty.

Yeah, it was gross. It smelled horrific. You went in there. It was... Yeah, I didn't know. It was 10 feet out the door. Yeah. Did you just forget about it?

Or is this from the Stephen Chey school of thought that, like, once something is in a fridge? or freezer, it can just live there forever. Completely forgot about it. You forgot about it. Because I did, I ate, I put three meals in there. I ate two of them. And I put them all on the top. I put the last one on the top shelf.

So when I opened, I didn't see it. So I just completely forgot it was there. Yeah. And then once I realized what, like, that it smelled like someone died, I was like, there's got to be, like, there's no way this smell is normal. And then I opened it.

I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. Dude, did something happen to the fridge? Because I smelled it. It was horrible, but like, I would think something in the fridge for three weeks could handle being... That's what I agree with. Yeah, I'm surprised that it didn't like tamp it down. I'm curious.

I kind of want to smell it. I think it's... It's kind of... I don't want to smell. You got a bunch of candles and stuff, so we're fighting it. Okay. Baking soda. They'll smell like vanilla up there now or what kind of things we got?

Yeah. A little pumpkin spice or something. How is your plan of putting the food on football Sunday in the kitchen working? Unbelievable. Really? I've eaten probably... 75% less. No shit.

It's insane how lazy I am as a person. Having to walk 50 more feet has stopped me from eating. Yeah. It's crazy, Kyle. You're lazier than you are. Yes. Yes. Well, what happened is it used to be right there, and we would just walk.

You'd go to the bathroom, and they were just like, oh, I'll just eat a slice of pizza. I mean, you'd know. Oh, yeah, yeah. March bad news streams where it's like, oh, I'm going to go take a piss. Oh, a potato skin. Why not? On as well. Yeah, might as well pop one.

One piss is one chicken wing. Correct. Correct. So now we don't have that. So it's like I have to consciously be like, I'm going to eat lunch. And then, yeah, it's just less of like a grazing factor. I get it. Yeah.

And I've been working out. I've done, I did two days, no, three days in a row, workout sauna cold, cold. Wow. Wow. How cold is the cold plunge? I'm a pussy. I think it's like 50. How long are you standing?

Don't stop. That was, that was mean. 50's cold enough. 50's cold. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Well, I put it at like 40, I put it like 38 first. And I.

No chance. I almost had a heart of it. You plunged. You didn't cold plunge. No, 50's cold. What is the purpose of it? No idea. Okay.

But a lot of people say it's good. I didn't know if it was mental or if it was like inflammation or if it was like. No, mental. There's no mental because 50 degrees isn't that cold, so mentally it's easy. Yeah. It's for like former addicts to like stimulate the feeling of like coming up again. Okay. Okay.

Really? I like that. I heard when you're depressed, you're supposed to dunk your head in like a bowl of ice water. It does make you feel like a little more refreshed. It feels good to not be dying. Sure. In freezing cold water when you get out. You're like, oh my God, I feel better now.

Okay. Okay. Wow. So you have to put yourself in it to because the escape feels so good. So getting out is the actual pleasure. Yeah. Huh. I've never done.

Well, I guess I did it when we did it here. Then we do a cold. Yeah, we did do it here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you stay in the water for a while? Like three minutes. So I, but I need to get a colder.

I know I need to get a colder. I can feel Titus judgment. You got to get out. You got to get out of 50. I don't know if the difference between 49 and 50. might as well be 10 degrees. Like you're saying 50, starting with 5. You got to go down to the time.

It might be colder. What's like the normal temperature? I'll ask my wife what it's saying I was in a cold. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's starting with flashing around, the place of Marco Polo. Jumping in the lake. I think I looked up the lake. That's the Pacific Ocean. Hold on. I'm going to text. I'm texting asking what it's set at.

Titus, what are you doing? Oh, like 20. No. 50's pretty cold. 50's cold. 50's cold. Have any of you ever done that? Like, it's almost like a tanning booth, but it's the cryo thing. I've done it.

Yeah. You have? Is that better than cold plunging or worse? Like, comfort wise? Yeah. That sucked too, but it's probably a little more comfortable. Doesn't it burn like 800 calories in three minutes or something like that? Burns calories?

I thought it did. That's what it's advertised. Your body's like fighting to stay alive? I don't know. It supposedly melts fat. I don't believe any of that. But it's supposed to be better for you than a nice bath. Like it's supposed to last longer.

Okay. The cold, the cryo thing. It's 50 cold? 50, it just doesn't sound cold. I don't know. I'm asking. 50 doesn't sound. I'm hoping my wife text me back saying it was like, it said 45.

I had no idea. That would be huge. It could go the other way. If it's like 56. Yeah. This is a 105. It's just like, we haven't even installed it yet. You've been sitting in the bathtub.

Dan, that was the pool. What got to our pool? Oh, man. You were just... All right, ideal temperature for cold plunges. Oh, you're the lowest end. Well, well, well, well. So I'm doing the regular user.

Advanced users. Yeah, I... Oh, that's fine, then. I'm not advanced. I do three minutes. Well, cold plunge guys should not say the temperature then. Okay. So you say you did a cold plunge.

It does not... For people that don't do cold plunges, you go and I turn it down to 50. But I'm not a cold point. Like a 50 degree day. Yeah. That was my frame of reference. I was like 50 is nothing. I'm not a cold.

cold punch guy, I'm just visiting. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, it's not going to become, you should say, I will probably quit it soon, and it's not going to become a big part of my life. Do Celsius. 10 degrees C. Should we be between 50 and 59 degrees? Okay.

Have you seen on the opposite end, there's like a sauna championship? Oh, fine. People die every year. Yeah. Really? Championship? They like, see who can be, like... It's at 55, all right? So it's at 55. That's fine. We found out that's fine. We're lucky. It's right in the building. You're so fucking.

Shit. I shouldn't ask. You are a beginner. I am a beginner. I'm a beginner. I'm a beginner. Wait, how long do people stay in the sauna?

It's like somewhere over in either year for something, but every year they hold like the world championships and they get it like most people would like genuinely die. And they're in there at these hot temperatures just seeing who can last the longest kind of thing. A big competition. I think Finland. And the problem was people would take pills like painkillers, I think. Oh shit. Oh, that's dangerous.

To help them, and that would kill them. But what's the temperature they get up to? I don't know. I used to go to the Turkish bath with Chef Gawney, and he is so good at both sauna and cold plunge. That doesn't surprise. I would go slowly into, like, this ice bath, and he cannonballed.

Like, he got in trouble for splashing around. And then he would stay in the hottest sauna on the top level for, like, 30 minutes. That's crazy. Does he do stuff in the sauna? He just sit there. He would fill up a bucket and dump it on himself. Yeah. Well, there's the guy doing the leaf thing in there, too.

There's always a dude. With the tiny dick and the big bellies. Yeah. I had him do that to me once. I hated it. What's the leaf thing? He hits you with palms or some shit. It's like a massage.

Yeah. He hits you hard. Yeah. But it's never an employee. It's a guy that volunteers to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Big belly, tiny dick.

Every guy and all these like these Russian mutants. And you let them hit you? Uh-huh. They're, like, from the looks of them, they're the unhealthiest people in the world. And then they'll be like, like in the sauna and cold plunge for like six hours and they'll live forever and you'll just be like what is and they'll

drink some vodka and live for us they served horse rous rhoddish vodka yeah and you would take a shot of that and then you get beat by eucalyptus in a sauna for hours on it and chef donnie could take a wallop in from he was he was so fucking good at it yeah and those guys I think that's their entire like workout resume they're not

doing any workouts they're just raising their heart heart rate by just being in the sauna for hours. That's alternating. And they just dump it, they dump it every like 20 seconds on their head. Yeah.

With like a ladle. It's like really disturbing in there, bro. It's like, it's like hell. I loved it. What's the benefit of getting whipped with leaves? The feeling of not getting whipped with leaves after? I never knew.

I don't know. I never knew. You don't think about it too much. You just let them do it. Like it doesn't really speak English. He points at the two sticks and then lay on your belly. All right.

Just spanking my ass. What kind of workouts you've been doing, Big Hat? Just trying to lift again. Nothing crazy. I'm not trying to be anything or anyone, just a little something here and there. Not hurting yourself at all? No, just the squats, little something.

Get moving, you know what I'm saying, Kyle? Yeah. Be proactive. I'm not like Kyle or Titus who's actually working out. I don't lift, though. You run. I know. Do you have any?

And I lifted on Monday. a huge mistake. It fucking sucks. Yeah. I'm so sore. I know. But then if you went through it... Yeah, I know. And I don't want to lift for another two months. And then I will. Stevens... Stephen's doing a lifting regiment that's just biceps for five minutes a day.

Just only biceps? And I don't think it's going to work. But he's convinced it's going to work. Not only biceps, but mainly biceps and I am lifting five times a week. Yeah, that doesn't... I don't think you're supposed to do that. I feel huge. that's good i mean oh i said it yesterday too is like i i feel like i've been the exact same strength for most of my life and the world around me everyone's getting stronger and that's

intimidating i used to be able to like kind of hold my own in a weight room i was never the strongest guy but it was like i know what i'm doing in this thing and now i'm like i'm getting relegated to the teenage bench press the kids you yeah you're saying they only have they only they only have like one 45 on the entire rack there's only like 145 to use because no one's ever doing two plates on this rack, you know? Right. And I'm on, that's the one I'm benching at. It's tough. It's tough. It's really tough. There used to be a time where like, that was fine. I don't know. You could throw like 165 around. Yeah, there was. Yeah, you're just like... Early 2000s. That was fine. You're just like one of the guys. It's also probably because we were

like 14. Now you got dude the best jobs that are just like throwing two plates on to warm up. Sausage. This is crazy. Yeah. Sausage walking in is he looks like Goldberg. It's insane. It's insane. Fucking nuts. Yeah, I think some people are just better at getting jacked. It's crazy. Because Fidelberg, I think,

will, like, accidentally lift like a box in his life. Yeah, and his veins will pop. Jack for the next week. Jersey Jerry's going on steroids. That's what he was telling us. Yeah. Yeah, he said, uh,

Nikki Numbers is sending up a bag. A super stack. Is that what it's? He said it was a mystery box of syringes and vile. But I am pretty worried because we had Jersey Jerry on anus. He has,

he has to mix it. himself. Oh, no. And he said Nikki Numbers is going to help him over FaceTime. No. This is bad. I'm going to have to get involved. I think so. I'm going to have to get involved. I still don't understand the peptide thing. I still can't understand it. Are they just GOP ones? I don't know. I feel like I haven't gotten a straight answer. I got some. I did it one time. And I was like, I'll never do this again because I can't stick a needle in myself every day.

Which one were you doing? No idea. I bought some. Couldn't tell you. I bought some from China. I still have a box at home. I'd like to do one peptide. This one. No, I literally took out the vial.

I took out the needle and I was like, what am I doing? And you injected? I was standing my key. I took out a needle and had to inject myself. I was like, this is crazy. Oh. Never again. How big is the needle?

What? How big was the needle? Pretty big. Yeah, never again. I bought BPC-157 from China. It was supposed to heal, fix my knee. problem and there was a surgeon at our house and just like a friend like our friend's husband and he's like how's it going? I'm like, I'm thinking about doing peptides for my knee. He's like, what are you

talking about? And I was like, so you basically like mix it and then shoot it in yourself and like if you keep doing that it'll fix it. He's like, are you listening to yourself right now? Yeah. Anytime I've talked to a real doctor, they're like, you sound stupid. Yeah. So yeah. He was like, don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. So I sold it back to the guy who I bought it from on the street. I think there's something happening now where people feel like if it's in a needle that it's definitely going to do something for you. Yeah, it's like a miracle drug. Yeah, that it must work. But it seems that seems infinitely more dangerous.

Yeah. And I went to my doctor because I wanted to get testosterone. He checked it. Mine's totally fine. And I was like, but can I still have it? He's like, that's not how it works. Dr. Ned Miller won't let me do any of it. Yeah, because he's a doctor.

Every time I say, can I take this peptide or can I take this? He said, eat healthy, walk more. Yeah. That's his only answer. And I probably should do that. Yes. Like the people in China who are doing calisthenics every day in the park, they're living to 100. And we're like, you know what?

What's fucking try some drugs online and put in our body. Shoot it in our knee. We'll be good. Like this will have no repercussions whatsoever. So who's telling us it's fine? Like podcast doctors? Yeah, pretty much. Mints.

Yeah, mince. By the way. So. Worked his ass off yesterday. I don't know how to... I'm going to do a good... I'm going to try to do a good thing, but then say a mince story because there's a mince thing that it...

It was crazy yesterday. So, everyone's probably seen... The Oxford story is really, really scary. People should... Yes. Test your drugs. Don't do drugs. Like, I'm not stupid. You can't be stupid about it and be like...

I hate the people who are like, don't do drugs. Listen, they're college kids. You need to test your drugs. It's very easy to buy it online. Amazon, you can get the strips. Test everything. You don't know. what you're putting in your body.

It's really scary shit. I would feel like for right now, don't do drugs. Don't do drugs right now. Yes, agree. But I also think there's like a hard line stance. Sure. That people then don't. The message of don't do drugs gets you to a point where people are like,

fuck that I'm doing them. And when it's like, no, test your drugs. Test everything. But yes, don't do drugs right now because it seems like there's some shit out there. But you can buy it. It's like 10 bucks on Amazon for like 100. either way really really sad story and i know mince obviously like it's his school but he walked in the kitchen yesterday and he like visibly was like he like walked in normal and then he went like

like this right in front of me he went oh and i was like what's wrong mince and he's like two kids died i was like what i was like that a frown like that like to be like in my face for me to bring it up feels like it's a serious story but that's the mince experience he literally was like just in my eyesight. I was like, what are you doing? But that's minced. Yeah. That is minced.

But please do test you. It's worth frowning over. It's definitely worth frowning over, but I watched him not frown. Yeah. And then frown performatively. I just thought it was amazing. If you saw the timeline yesterday, I got, I got him getting out of his Uber on a radio hit at 1130 when I was outside eating lunch.

Liam got the exact same thing at 4. o'clock and I'm not sure how many times he went inside. Yeah. Well, he went inside to Frowning. He was doing a radio hit today. I left around five last night and he was back by the garage, like that far back garage. He was just like standing in the corner. Is it possible that when it comes to Barstool, he is what he is, but when it comes to radio stations in southwestern Louisiana, he's the hardest working man in the fucking business.

This is great. Shane was beeping his horn from inside and he just unfazed. He also must have walked three miles. Oh, yeah. I thought he's so sick of this fucking injury. He was walking. He saw us filming, so he walked away and just like walked into the street, I guess. And someone told, I did, like, someone sent me an article that Reda does make your bones weaker.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no clear. I went to the doctor with him again this morning. Again? Danny, you got to stop going. You don't have. Danny, do you have an addiction?

What happened? I think Tate couldn't the first time, so now I've just gone every single time. But what if he just goes by himself? Are you driving him? Well, I feel like he doesn't tell us everything. I just want to be there to get the record straight if it comes up. Love that. Yeah.

But nothing too crazy to report. Same doctor? Your girlfriend's in town visiting and you have to leave for the morning. Priorities. He had been wearing the boot wrong since the last trip. If you noticed yesterday, like his toe was sticking out. I don't know. He didn't inflated properly.

And now he has a bone stimulator that he plans on using at the office every day. It requires him to take the boot off his sock off. And he just has, it looks like an ankle brace that's going to be. be on his minute for 20 days. So stay tuned. It's going to be really funny. Because he had said that it hasn't been healing well, right? At all. And he's still, I didn't want to interfere. I know, I didn't want to interfere with later. So the doctor doesn't always on RETA.

Correct. I didn't want to interfere, but. Jesus. And he's still saying it's like, it's a peptide that's like a GLP1 slash steroid. Is it like a thing that you can get prescribed? No, it's not FDA approved. Yeah. And it makes your bones. weaker and his bone has been broken for three months. But people are

lifting on it and it's having the same effects as steroid. Yeah, right. It's like I think it's like pictures of college kids slash. They look like golden geometric warriors and they're always just like shirtless at Codoba. You definitely don't need to do that

when you're in college. Oh, it's sweeping the college. College is a time when you actually have the energy and metabolism. It's metabolism. Right. I just read an article about all these like perfect sorority girls taking the JLT ones and Luzan.

I'm like, what are we doing? Oh my God, you're fine. There's ones that make you tan. Yeah, I've heard about that. They make you tan, lean. There's one that like grows your chin. I want it so bad. I want it so bad.

He also kept mentioning that he was going to go for a second opinion. There's like a doctor in Houston, but he's going to zoom him. And he kept telling him like that in front of the doctors. And the doctor was eventually like, oh, okay, like, what's his dad? name, I'll look into him. Petty doctor. And then, well, she eventually comes back and she was like, just so you know, this is like not an ankle specialist that you're going to be talking to.

Yeah. And then he's like, oh, okay, okay. That's all right. I was like, out of curiosity, what is he a specialist? And she was like a traumatologist. I don't understand what's happened. What is that? Yeah.

That sounds like a made-up doctor. Specialized. Is he going to a made-up doctor? The one that we've been going to? Yeah. No, she didn't refer this. This was his buddy. He found through a bar so.

Traumatologist. Traumatoly. He's been through a lot. Okay. Okay, okay. That works. Severe physical injuries. He wins again.

Yeah. Right. Oh, okay, I get it. So it's someone who went through trauma. Yeah. It'd be either or. That's, he just stepped wrong. Right.

His trauma was steps. Yeah. Can we show? I think people have forgotten. Can we show the initial injury? Yeah. The trauma? Who would have thought?

The car crash? He wasn't even going down a step. He was like walking on the side. Weird. Oh, poor men's. No. Uh-uh. You.

He could be fine right now if he did everything he was supposed to do. And yeah, like there's no need to be walking three miles while doing a podcast. He also doesn't walk in the walking boot correctly. My kid's in a boot right now, three weeks. But you're, the race is home. But the whole point of a walking boot is. You walk normally. Yes, you walk.

And you build the strength back up. He walks with like a limp and like it's sideways. It looks like he puts more weight on it. Yeah, I don't know. I think the overall boot has been very bad. Very good. And he's in that thing for life. Yeah.

It's never getting on. You know like when your grandma breaks something, you're like she'll never be the same. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When yeah, my grandmother broke her hip and she died. Yeah.

He's done. I do think it's more likely he adds a second boot to the other foot than gets the first boot off. Absolutely. Definitely. Yeah. Well, this is, come on. His body is going to end up withering and devolving so that he is in the boot. He lives in the boot. He will solve his money problems.

He just lives in a boot now. He doesn't need his apartment. Oh, like the old lady. Yeah. We joked about this, but I remember I got diagnosed with cancer first week of November, and it was gone before Christmas. Yeah. We did joke about that. So I literally.

Yeah, you beat it. Performances, sprained ankle. Yeah. Here it is. There's a child walking fine. God, he was moving so well back then. Oh, my God. He just run the marathon a year ago.

He's moving like a rug rat. Rocking a shoe. Walks like Tommy Pickles. All right. We have the, we need the alternate angle. Here it is. There. He stepped in quicksand.

Oh, man. Just that one step. Do it again. Boom. He has to have osteoprosis. You can't. Something, right? How did it again?

Yeah, you can't see. Yeah, you can't see. Boom. Boom. Right there. Damn. It doesn't even twist. It doesn't even twist.

It was weird. How did I now remember this? I thought he rolled his ankle. No, he shattered it right here. It's weird that it looked like it affected his butt of his body. Yeah. He froze. I thought he rolled his ankle.

Never even rolled. Oh. Stop too. hard. Wait, was he taking Reda at this time? Yeah, I think so. And it makes your bones weaker? Yeah. Danny, have the doctor give him a Dexas scan. I would love to see. That tells you the thickness of your bones, like how strong your bones are. Oh, yeah. And I would be interested to see, I bet he's got osteoporosis from the Reda. If Mincy gets osteoporosis. Definitely.

Turn into a chicken nugget. Oh, man. Oh. Jeez So why is he taking that one? Aren't there plenty of like FDA Weight loss things? He probably just has a buddy that Oh, did we

Talk about it that he His buddy goes in Oh yeah we did on the show That he has someone who just injects him every Monday Yeah No I did not know that Yeah I would love to get that guy on

His friend who lives four blocks away Comes over every Monday night and injects him Injects him Injects he doesn't even go to You think that'd be like a one-time thing Like no You got it now? Yeah, I think it's his dealer.

It's the guy he buys it. Yeah, it's the guy he buys it from. Just one-stop guy. Comes over and puts a needle in him every Monday night. I don't know what's funnier that he can't do it, but I think the reason his buddy does it is because Mintz is so afraid of needles. Correct. I don't want Vince trying to do it on his own. No, no, no, no. He just fucking put a needle in his heart. Die. Yeah. Kill himself. Like Steve Irwin. All these people doing the injectables, though, like I don't know how any of the stuff works but isn't if there's like an air bubble in the needle

you could get really fucked up and like that shit is so scary there's all kind of like an embolism from I don't know I don't know yeah it's real bad is there like an uptick in that stuff I don't know yeah but everybody is doing it everyone's yeah you walk down the street

you see clinics like GLP ones yeah yeah crazy you should probably trust science a little more like does Dana mix it and inject himself I think Dana has a real one. Okay. I think he

I think he was going to a med spa for it at the beginning. Okay, maybe he doesn't. He did it on surviving. It's just like it was like a one-use pen. Okay. It was like a single use. Got it. Like an epi-pen kind of? Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's Pat just sits at our kitchen counter and does it. Just peptides? I don't know what he's doing.

I don't know what is out of that. I don't want to ask him? I know we have vials in our fridge and once a week he's injecting his stomach. The Serena Williams thing. Like the row. Okay. Yeah, that's like the one right and she didn't need it to me either

you're all beautiful the way you are yeah all of us except for Brandon thank you you're beautiful um who was at the stream last night how to go Stephen how did it go

you guys got embarrassed the stream last night it was a they were great athletes I think that it could have and we weren't it could have been more clear what the rules were.

There were a lot of rules that were told to us after they have been and were called penalties. But overall, I think it was really, I had a great time, was really fun.

I will say that if Lamar Jackson is playing quarterback, he's going to be a million times better than those guys, and that's no disrespect to them. It's just like, if you get five... A million times better.

Lisholmage of it. You get five seconds to throw the ball. They can throw the ball with pinpoint accuracy much stronger and faster. And I assume Lamar Jackson faster than these guys.

These guys were pretty fast. I will say that, but, like, two guys showed up in track glasses. Wait, what? Like, glasses you wear at, like, the Olympics, like, for sprinting. So these guys were insanely fast. They're going to the Olympics, right?

Yeah, they showed, on most of you guys show the clip of, you guys show the clip of, you right, getting mossed by that dude. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, he's. The verticals. They're all great athletes.

Look, the rest. Some things are working. Oh, oh, Evo! Do we have one that maybe, like, mossing, like, an average height person? Oh, my God. The vertical is insane. That guy was pretty tall. He's probably 6-1 or 6-2.

Did T-Bob truck a lady? He did. He did. T-Bob's a big boy. That's a guy. That's a guy. Okay. Okay.

Oh, it's a guy. It's a guy. Yeah, I mean, I think Teabobbob and Kadyk, like, pretty frustrated because they played Division I football. Cadek was like, that was the dumbest sport ever. Can't put your hands on anyone. It's like Chief got a bunch of catches, but he would just naturally turn and, like, try to stiff arm.

And every time you do that, you're called for a penalty and lose it down. So that was tough to adjust to. Yeah, I think Reed's good. Reed's a really good athlete's here. Yeah. He had a big game. Not as vertically gifted and still be talented. Oh, they're going deep.

Deep Reed. He's got a chance. Oh, Reed. Oh, Reed's good at everything. Reed's legitimately good at basketball. Well, he tweeted his huddle tape. Oh. Ilthy.

Yeah. Oof. Yeah. Are you allowed to plow people over? No. No. You're not allowed to, like, touch people. Yeah.

Geez. Also, um. Deutsch is lost? I was trying to follow along. I've been lost for several hours every single day. Since I arrived in Munich on Friday yesterday, I attempted taking the train to Zurich and got off a few hundred kilometers premature. I had some wires crossed.

I hope one day all this will be funny. I rely heavily on 5G data. But wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at the follow-up tweet to that. Verizon simply cannot help me connect to the correct cell. towers. I spent 35 minutes on the phone with them and gave up out of disgust. Apparently, my phone is connecting to older towers that are no longer up to date. These two terabyte

structure are not cutting. Not this one. He's using his ex-grade. This one. I do share of Verizon play with my ex-girlfriend who did seem to make a solid effort to help the initial day. But in the back of my mind, I wonder if there could be some kind of foul play. Is this the ex-girlfriend that is like married with kids? I don't have any. And he still has, and she has, he hasn't dated somebody in years, right? No. Good news that I made Zerker. Went to lunch

to the world around Swiss Chucci. What would his girlfriend be able to, his ex, be able to do that would mess him up? I guess she has the

Verizon login. Oh, so he can't use his phone at all? But like the way it works. You're using a calling. Your phone should automatically kick in even if you don't have the plan. Like what he's saying

doesn't really make sense. He's going to end up at his buddies in Rascal Village tonight. The fact that he said, though, too, that like he's been lost every day. I've been lost for several hours. Every single day. That's brutal.

That tweet is very confusing. Yeah. Every single day. It feels like a 90-year-old tweet. He missed it by 100 kilometers. I rely heavily on 5G data. Also, am I right that in every town you can find plenty of people who speak English in Germany? Yeah.

Yeah. Deutsch was the one not speaking English. A few hundred kilometers premature. This is crazy. And how far is that? How many kilometers across is Germany? A few hundred kilometers is... What, that's like a mile, maybe?

That's like... No? Go. No, no. 150 miles? Two hundred kilometers is 120 miles, roughly, right? Wait, yeah. It's 100-some miles.

So, 300 kilometers from Munich to Zurich. He got off... What do you say? A few hundred kilometers. Oh, that's actually significant. He went a third of the way. He might have gone the wrong way. Yeah.

He might have ended up further from... Zurich than when he started. Can you text him? He might have started in Zurich and ended up in Munich. See if we can get him to zoom in. Zoom in. He can't even get on the phone. He's able to tweet. He doesn't know where he is. He was also posting something about a river.

But he's posting. He'd like to go for a swim. That might be his ex post. Yeah. I've also never seen him like form that long of sentences. Also, most words I've ever seen him put in. Also, if you get long, if you get

lost one day for several hours. I feel like the next day you're very, very careful about not getting lost again. It's just several hours. And like, what is lost? It's like, all right, I'm lost. Once I'm found, I'm not going to do that again. It should alter the way you travel the rest of the trip. Yeah, oh, it's about the time to get lost.

I'll stick here in Zurich for the rest of the trip. TJ, can you pull up that tweet again? Do any of his tweets make sense? Yeah, what is some kind of Lake Zurich water throughway? Hopefully I'll know more tomorrow. Has he been tempted? Is there a reason? More about what?

I'd like to go for a swim. He has to wait till tomorrow. What does he want to go? I have a particular. Doge, post a selfie to prove to us. It's you and you're okay. At the first letter of every tweet. Oh, that's why.

Never mind. He's drunker than normal. Marcel felt said. He's definitely very, very drunk. Oh, my God. Oh, no. So his phone's dead? I feel like they want us to say something.

They do. walking by slowly dressed up. Hi. They're shooting a pilot today. Oh, that sounds very much. Oh, no. Were they drunk on a small plane more? All right.

So you guys walk over there for no reason. They're making their way. The world today? It's everything you got. I'm concerned for Ron. Yeah. Do you think he just keeps getting blacked out and he comes back and he's just like, where the fuck am I?

That's what I think. story of the fish yeah those big beers down there man yeah speaking of technology not working devastating news in the pedophile world oh no oh my god oh it's mississippi state week yeah no show today wait no show no show no computer crapped out gregg's gregg's computer doesn't work so no show they got like so we have one so to recap we have one guy doing the show from barstole hke oh we have another guy doing the show from i don't know what's Missouri. And the guy who does the show from his house in Kansas City, Missouri is the one that's running

the show instead of the guy doing it from the media company here with all the equipment. Couldn't he just zoom in on his phone? Yes. But he runs the show. He runs the show. The show is run by Greg. He's definitely a cat. Like, he should check his computer for beans.

Like, I wouldn't be shocked. It's filled. Shit, I forgot to put my beans in here. It's a me, baby. A sad day for four decisions. The PC has died. The good news, we think we can get this fix. So we'll have that fix for the next show, which will be live in two weeks.

What? Two weeks. Or taking a two weeks break? Good news. In person recording release tomorrow, 2.30 p.m. central time, if nothing changes. See you guys then. And we'll be recorded. Sorry for no live show.

We will spend the punishment wheel and everything. Other than that, we'll see you guys in the chat, live tomorrow, not live, fuck at 23rd and since the time. You'll have to put that out. So confusing. You could just fix it. Hopefully we can bring you back to life. Am I having a stroke because nothing is making fun? I mean, no.

Everything I'm looking at makes no sense. That's what I love about that show. That's what keeps you coming back. So Burns can just do a solo show from here. Yeah, I think so. He doesn't record. Yeah. Burns does it out of Chicago studio.

A podcast. Out of the podcast room. All the producers and everyone, they could just be like, hey, can I use you for like two minutes to set this up? All of the equipment is up there. And they were running it through Greg's PC. I'll volunteer to help pedophiles if you want to, if you want to reach it out. I will too. Yeah.

I don't know anything about. If you need a producer, that seems pretty. I'm pretty sure I could just. Same. Yeah. I'll do it. I'm pretty sure I could just pull up Stream Yard on. Yeah.

burns his computer and we'd be good. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's about all it takes. Maybe does Greg just have like the frame that says poor decisions on his computer? That might be. Is Greg?

But that is, that is part of the show though, is Greg? Because every time Greg goes to pull something up, you don't know if it's going to crash the stream. And that's exciting. As a viewer, that is exciting. When he's like, Googling, where is Boston? Yeah. You're like, oh, my God. Is Boston East Coast?

You're like, on the one hand, I can't wait to find out if Boston's, and his East Coast. On the other hand, this might crash the entire show. You're on the edge of your seat. Is Greg a control freak? Oh, he might be. Is that what's going on here? I don't know.

Because, like, it does feel like there's an easy solution. It's like, but maybe he's like, if I give up control. Yeah, he's got to be. I'll never get it back. I wonder what he'd say if we asked him. Oh, if Burns can record on his own. Right. What does he need Greg for?

What does he need Greg for? Oh, no. Seems like. Could be. Dude, if they split and have two solo. pods. If they have a falling out, that would be so funny. One is poor and one's decisions.

Yeah. It's like call her daddy all over again. Fight for the IP. I would love for, I would love for Greg and Burns to sit down and do a negotiation with Dave. God damn would that be good. Dave would just have no idea who they were first of all. That would be so good. They got to figure something out, though.

Yeah, we got to get that show back going. back up. I feel like the solution is so easy. So easy. So easy. So easy. But instead it's put the show on hiatus for two weeks. In fact, they could start working on the solution at 2.15 today.

This is like the tiniest bit of it. They could. And they just packed it in. Yeah, we're done. They could address. Good run. Well, see you guys in two weeks. Oh, man.

Nothing we could do. Is Chicago, Illinois, on the way to? bowling green from Kansas City? Can't be. It can't be, right? It can't possibly be. No, because Burling Green is out of the cross, right?

Yeah. Show us a map. Boleyn South. Go to St. Louis and then east. Yeah. That's a miserable drive, too, from St. Louis to Chicago's

like through. It's not a beautiful. Missouri's not a beautiful drive state. I've done that a couple times. Illinois just kills me of the way it's. laid out. You've got this Chicago up here and then you get... Goes a long way. An hour south of Chicago, you're in a cornfield

forever. Southern Illinois is the most country place I've ever been. For five, six hours, just one big cornfield. Yeah. So... Oh, Bowling Green. Ohio. But I guess he could. No, but no, no, no, no. This is from Chicago. I know, but if he's

No, no. No. Pickin Burns up. No. No, no. No, you're right. You're right. Not even close. That's two different trips. That's two different trips. Yeah. From St. Louis, that's not even... But I actually did think Bowling Green was down there like by Cincinnati. Well, that is Bowling Green.

Tockeys down there. That's what I was thinking. That's where Western Kentucky is. That's where I thought they were going to. Yeah. If he just keeps going across, he cuts out a shitload of time. What are you doing here, T.J. Yeah, now you're doing two trips.

Delete Chicago. So that's 1220. Now go to the... Yeah, now delete Chicago. Chicago and see... It ain't going to be much better. That's an hour. Hour.

Hour and a half. That's a longer trip than I would have thought it was. Oh, yeah. That's a big one. But wait, does Greg live in Kansas City or St. Louis? No, he lives in Kansas City. Yeah, that's right. That might be the worst drive imaginable.

It's bad. Yeah. Any national parks they can hit, Julio? Oh, yeah. I mean, the arch, which I think is underappreciated. You think it's underappreciated? Come on. It's kind of cool.

It's fucking cool, dude. It's kind of funky. I've always heard it was underwhelming. I appreciate it exactly. Yeah, I appreciate it. You get in this little pod. It has the wrong designation. You're like you're going to die.

What designation should have? It should be a national monument. Definitely. And not a national park. Okay. Which still puts it in the National Park Registry, but just as a different designation. Oh, I didn't realize you were this much of a stickler for. I mean, I look, man, you know, I didn't make the rules, pal.

Lincoln's Boyhood Home is in Springfield, Illinois. Okay. Is that a fun one? That's a monument. That's a National Historic Site. Okay. And then I forgot, I didn't, I forget where else was, where else they went through there. But there was definitely some stuff, dude, some good stuff.

Did you go to Lincoln's boyhood home? I have not been to yet, but I intend to. I went to his birth home, which is not his actual birth home, which is in Kentucky. Well, that seems like a lie. They just found out recently that it's not the actual house, but it's like a tiny little lob cow. How did they find that out recently? I don't know. The city supposedly found it out recently.

But you think they wouldn't say anything. That ruins everything. So part of the site are houses that he most likely went to when he was a little boy, but this one that's inside this thing is not the actual house. But it does give you appreciation for the like started from the bottom story. Because I mean, look at that fucking thing, dude. You know, like talking about humble beginnings. There's maybe five or six presidents who grew up in this sort of anything comparable to that.

It's impressive. Yeah, it sucks. Dollywood has that. Because she's like real cabin. Oh, was she the same way? Similar like similar house. similar house and then the actual one it's not the actual one but like they did an exact replica

at Dollywood and you can like go in her house and isn't that the crazy stat that like wasn't George W. Bush the first president born in a hospital? Whoa. Whoa. I might have made that up. I'd believe it. No, probably. Feels right.

George W. That's the second bush. Yeah. I think so. Reagan wasn't born in a hospital? I might have made that up. It sounds fucking good. Oh, it sounds like you. You're good, Kyle. Back me up.

That's a really good stat. That's a good one, dear. Holy shit. I kind of blew your guys' mind. Bill Clinton was probably born. Yeah. Maybe it's first Bush. Maybe first Bush.

Maybe first Bush. I wouldn't be surprised if he. Oh. Born in a hospital. What about the other one? Born in his parents? All right. So George W.

Was born? George W. First president to be born in a hospital. Well. What? Why is that Google so present there? Ah, this is still late in the trajectory.

Shit. So crazy. Yeah, it's just two presidents ahead of Bush. How many? Every single president born after Jimmy Carter. Okay. But Jimmy Carter's pretty late. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. That's impressive. So Reagan was born in a hospital? No, because he was born after Jimmy, or before Jimmy Carter probably, right? Was he older than Jimmy Carter? I don't know. Oh, yeah.

How are we ranking? this based on their age or when they served as president what are we even talking about anymore you see what I'm saying like first talking about W wasn't born in a hospital he was after Jimmy Carter okay talking about shit sucked back then it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay guys it's okay guys

first Republican president born in a hospital there we go there we go to Harper's Ferry oh how'd you like it yeah dude it was unbelievable it's really cool town it's so cool You'd be going everywhere. No, Reagan was not born in a hospital. Okay, don't holler. So it was just Carter, then Bill Clinton.

Or older Bush, or younger Bush. No. Younger Bush. No, but Bill Clinton was before. We don't know. Was Bill Clinton? Or like was born in hospitals. Yeah, all right.

So, yeah. So, yeah, that's by age. Carter and the first Bush were very close in age. Fascinating. Got it. Milton. of birth this weekend you say saw a bird so we were close we're Milton tough so George W. Bush no Bill Clinton was the second president born we're getting real tight up yeah the

yeah the original the original stat was awesome and I'm gonna just keep saying I think we make like a pretty good looking quote card and tweet that out I'm gonna keep saying that one yeah stick with is that one blows your mind that's good what's your favorite where was Barack Obama born oh man Kenya Favorite one? You mean Barack Hussein? What a question. I don't even know, dude.

It would be hard to answer. It was based on what criteria, but if you're like gun to my head, I have to answer right now. That'd be a silly reason to put it on to your head. Surprise, bitch. I have like a casual conversation. Tell us.

I really get the sense of brain is that press about it. I'm going to fucking kill you. I mean, you know. driving like the big five in Utah is like pretty insane. Yeah. Like, shoot them. You know, all. Yeah.

I don't like this fucking answer. But, you know, but it's just like you think that there would be parody, but there isn't. Like, they're all, they really designate them well. And like, I have not been disappointed before. And I've gotten like 200 something of this. And of course, the big five in Utah is amazing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's. Oh, Arches. Bryce Canyon, Capitol Reef, Canyonlands, Zion. And you can drive them in a couple I mean you should take your time But in a few days in theory Pretty fucking cool dude All the Alaska stuff

Denali's pretty is up The Nali's my favorite Otherworldly Unfucking believable Dude like truly wild But it like taunts you You're like hanging around Donali And that mountain is just like

You're not gonna climb me I'm like I'm not But that's what I just felt like The mountain is just constantly like You can't you won't Yeah it's a fuck that I'm like fuck you're right I won't

Is that one of the tallest in the world Is it tallest in the U.S.? No, it's tallest in the U.S. Okay. Yeah, I don't always tallest. But the thing that's weird, it's like, it's not an impressive, like, it's not a top 10. Relief.

You know what I mean? It's just like, it's just looks like a, like a, like a gradual. It's kind of like, yeah. It's just, you started high to begin with. It's not sharp and dangerous looking. Yeah, exactly. Huh. Well, we all agree that the most mountain-ass mountain is Fuji.

To me, that's like, as a, as a toddler, I'm drawing a mountain. That's the most, that has to be what the dools are based off of. Yeah. Fuji rocks. Yeah. It looks cool. It looks just like, yeah,

if I'm a kid, that's why I'm growing. It might be too gradual. That's it. I mean, iconic. No, that is. You want a taller pointer?

That's a mountain. More pure. We don't make mountains like that. I like me. No, we don't. Back in my day. So we don't get good pictures of Everest, right?

There are. There are? Wait, there are? Yeah, you could see it. I flew by it in a plane a couple years ago. Really?

Pretty cold. Yeah. Oh, god damn. You could see it? Was it like sticking out through the cloud? looking you know what I mean it's not just like bottom to top like you know what I mean like a Fuji situation but it is cool looking yeah yeah but if no one pointed it out to you from a plane would you

be able to pick out which one was because I'd seen the picture okay has this little like sidecar situation that makes it like pretty obvious okay now Fuji I'm not saying this one's better than Fuji but another one to consider is the matter horn oh oh I want to get eyes on that that's tall and pointing that's a matter that's better looking oh yeah that's a good mountain that's a mountain that's a mountain right there that's a good good piece. Oh, that might be it. Mount Crump. Yeah. That's crazy, man. Good mountain, Mark.

That's a good call. Everybody go around the room. Everybody get your best mountain. That's probably good mountains. I like, uh, fuck, what's the one in Washington? Rainier is pretty cool. I like rainier. I like rainier a lot. That's a really good one's cool. Let me see. That's also a mountain-ass mountain. Like, really? When I think of a mountain. Yeah, rainier's got it going on.

Now, what's Kilimanjaro hitting on? Ooh. Kilmanjaro's like a low slope, right? Isn't it? I don't know. I know that there's Wi-Fi on the entire thing. Oh, Kilimanjaro. But Deutsch can't get any. That's a pretty good-looking mountain.

That's a good-looking. Yeah, no, that's a good one, Brandon. It's good-looking. There's one in Hawaii that has snow on it, right? Probably. Probably, I don't know. Haleakula. I don't know anything.

That's a good poem. What about A. Kongagua? I was just going to say that, yeah. Thank you, Julia. Took your breath away. I've never heard it said aloud. It's like Voldemort. Oh, wow.

Mountain Hood is pretty cool too I totally Mount Hood in Oregon Mount Hood Mountain Mount Hood's a good one We're all pretty That's a good

I think Mountain hood The lake does a lot of the heavy lifting But it's a good It's a Bob Ross It's a Bob Ross That's mountain Yeah

We're out of mountains It might be Fuji's the mistrawable That's good Yeah St. Helens is busted As fuck Yeah

It's fucking busted Nasty ass, mountain. That was mountain talk. I quite enjoyed that. It's crazy we did that without even a Chee prompt. Che would have written down like at some point in the history of the show, what's your favorite mountain? I'm not going to hate that Kyle. Kyle was going to be lividy and had diarrhea.

I know. Is that what he's got? I think that was his diarrhea. It was a diarrhea walk. Diary walk. I do like that precedent, though. every time someone leaves, talk about a topic they would love. It keeps you in your seat.

Wait till. Fuck. And now I'm, like, tired of talking about mountains. Yeah, if he brings up mountains. Oh, no, I'm so over mountain. Yeah. That was enough. A lot of good mountain talk.

But yeah, dude, you're, I mean, what's it called? Harper's Ferry, beautiful. Yeah? Yeah. You did not oversell it. I tempered expectations, I think. That's a cool town. Yeah.

No, but you were gassing it. You were like, it's sick. It's sick. And I was like, all right. Did you drive from D.C.? Yes. Okay. It was part of a broader Maryland National Park crawl that I found myself on.

Yeah, I've enjoyed it every time I've gone. You know what ice cream is my favorite? I love. That's just a little joke. Is it sad that we're just joke? Out of the seven, a group of seven of us, we named probably about six mountains. That was kind of depressing. Probably the limit we can get.

We can get more. I think the average person I think could name three mountains. We're all from not. We're from not mountainally. No. Poconos aren't, don't have any actual. I'm doing my best. Wait, so ranges don't count. It has to be like a specific.

Yeah, we need specific. Well, the White Mountains have Mount Washington. Mount Washington sounds like a... Cadetan. Right? That's a big one. I don't know. Cadetan actually. K2. Is that a mountain?

Yeah, yeah, it is. Annapurna. But that one, K2 is cool because it doesn't have a mountain in the title, right? We just call it K2? K2. What do you mean? Well, that's the name, right? Yeah, but all these are like Mount. Mount. Mount whatever. This is just K2. That's pretty cool. That's sick, yeah.

Vesuvius? Why is it called K2? I don't know. Because K-1. K-1 is T-1. Is Fuji? Is Fuji? K-3. Is Fuggette. I don't know. K-3. K-3, that's in Mississippi. Does it does, uh...

What I just said? Take you. What do you call a volcano that's not erupting anymore? A dormant? Dormant. Dormant. Dormant. Or extinct is when it's not doing it at all anymore. You know what's also very cool?

You guys ever see in a plug? Hell. Check your ass. Nick, why don't you go ahead and check your ass? What? No, there's up the, up the Pacific coast, there's out in the ocean, there's plugs. And that's the rest of the volcano has eroded. away and it's just the lava that was sitting inside it is left so it's like what used to be

the lava is now this just big plug shape there's some off of like morrow bay california can you pull up the borough bay plug i've never seen any of them and they're really cool but there's like a bunch of them it's got to be the coolest place on earth yeah a volcano plug where peregrine falcons yeah that sounds awesome look at this plug that sounds like an evil layer for somebody yeah that's sick everything else is flattened and it's just like a random place the plug it's just like a In the ocean. It's like Vietnam or something. There's a whole line of them.

It's interesting. How about that? California, man. Just be having everything. Totally. We're talking to plugs. Name your favorite plugs. Oh, is the devil's tower a plug?

It might be. The devil's tower? Jack McCarthy. Volcanic plugs. Oh, very cool. Did you do the draftings read, Brad? Or Stephen? Oh, I don't think you heard you want to get up.

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Terms at dkng.com slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability. Varies by state. Julio, your plane story, I think the law came from a baseball player who got drunk on a small plane and attacked the pilot, and they bonged his head and killed him. Oh, awesome. Len Kinecki?

When was this? That's got to be... Killed the pilot or the guy? They killed the baseball player. Oh, my God. We got to use a different word for that. They bonged. He's on the head.

Someone on the head. What's a more severe? They double doy. Is a conk more severe bonk? Conked his head. He died of a bonk. Where was it? Wow.

Hey, how you know? So that's our guest. Canada. He got here a little early. Is that? He's got some serious security. Is that? What is that?

It's Ari Emanuel. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, I don't know how the interview is going to go because it's like, I don't, it's probably not a typical PMT guess, but he then he said he wanted to come on. He was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was. requested to come on. Like, well, that guy

in the story. Probably got some good stories. That guy in the story. There's a guy who was the Ari Gold character was written. Oh. Yeah, yeah. He's looking good.

Super agent. He's looking real good. But he's got like a, I tested his security guard out. That's Dan Hurley's with him? I gave him. Is that Dan Hurley? I guess it is.

I said, can you, can you take me out right now? And he's like, yeah. And then I shook his hand and kind of grabbed him. Oh. Push me off. All right. Whoa.

Yeah, a little test. Now, I wonder if our security guard would let their security guard take you out. They had a meeting outside. Security guards. So they have a hierarchy. They've already established security guards. Who's doing what? Okay.

I've seen that in action, and that's like a weird thing. When the outer security guard pulls higher rank than the existing security. Yeah. Fascinating. Because our guys just hand out dots. No, I think it's only one guy who has the dot system. Wait. He doesn't have a dot.

Take him out. Boncum. Boncum. Let's balk up. Bunk his ass. Yeah, that would suck, though, to die. And everyone'd be like, how do he die? He got bonged his head.

Is he a loony tune? You at least say that I got, like, bludgeoned? You got a big bump that sprouted through his hair. Lodgand is a way to die. Bunched a way to die. A bunch of birds flew around his head. Tunked on the head. A cord of whisk suffered a fatal bomb.

A cork came very drunk. No. I'm so confused, Julio. There has to be another measure you can do before dropping someone off. The pilots can't have doors that prevent the passengers from coming. Dude, so think about it, there's like four or five people that fit in this plane. So, like, there's no divide between the pilot and the people. Also, did they get drunk on the plane?

Did he not realize at the airport? It took him out with a fire extinguisher. He got on another flight. Yeah, a second. Removed from flight one after being sat on by the pilot. How does that way? Someone take the wheel. Took him off, and then he got on another flight on that flight.

He had a disagreement. He tried to hijack it. Yeah, that's... And do that. And they bonged him. There's a last one. That's a fair bonking. Malkini.

Is this what's happening in Munich right now? Deutsche. The pilot had to sit on Deutsch. He had to land at a racetrack. Whoa. The coroner's jury. Crazy, man. Just get the corners together and they get to the side?

That's a good band name. How about that? And he's in friendship. Joseph Mokwee. I think Kyle's in trouble Falling again I worry He's also very quiet today

I think he might be sick Really? Oh no He had that diarrhea quiet to him Yeah You know what I mean You got a real diarrhea quiet It's stoic

That's actually a real thing Yeah you're fighting internal battles You got goosebumps all over your body Dead In there brother We've all had that diarrhea quiet. Right. If I speak, my asshole.

My asshole. It's my mouth. Stephen, what do you got on the prep sheet? That first one, where are you finding that? That seems interesting. Oh, that was like a Twitter trend. People talking about what $80,000 buys currently in 2026 versus like 2008 ring. All right.

Well, 2008's probably not a great year. Yeah. Yeah, the recession and all that. Yeah. About like 20 years. ago. And was it fascinating at all or no? Things are cheaper?

Yeah. Hold it up. General consensus. Things were cheaper. What do we think is there anything that can wow us that $80,000? Imagine making $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 foot long era. I like the $5.00 foot

and the dollar menu. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've still never been to a country where our money goes a really long way. When you travel somewhere like that, you like, I'm fucking king. Like, does it go to your head? That's kind of fucked up, maybe.

I've never been to a place like that where I haven't found a way to make it more expensive. Okay. Unfortunately, because, like, usually it's like, all right, I need somebody to, like, be with me at all times because I don't know what I'm doing or whatever. Like, I haven't been to southeast days or anything. I hear it's like that there, but I'd love to experience that. Have any of you been anywhere where? I've never been anywhere. No.

South America, I don't think, I think, I think is underappreciated for travel. and I think the dollar goes really far there. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely true. India. Mm-hmm. You know. But, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, I'd get taken it in Southeast Asia. Yeah, never done Southeast Asia. I think it's like a thing I want to do with my kids. Like, I'll hopefully do it before that also, but it feels like a thing that, like, is doable and would, like, blow their minds. Like, when they're old enough. I don't have kids yet. But when I do, you know. Can we please just go to Orlando and you're taking them to my eye?

Dad, you fucking sucks. the least. I want to go to Lego land. I never went anywhere other than the Jersey shore until I was like 21. Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't get off the... That was not. I saw the ocean four times before I started at Barstool. I took one plane ride until I joined the Marines and then I... Probably a lot.

Wait. TJ, what did you just text me? Yeah, I feel like Zah kind of buried the lead on that. What the fuck, Zah? Especially because we talked about Alaska for like 40 minutes. What? What? It's Fat Bear We!

Oh, yeah. Oh, I got to... I got a tip yesterday for my brother about one of the bears. Zah. What's your brother's tip? When were you going to tell us? That's fucked up, it is fucked up. We had a lot going on yesterday.

No, no, Zah, we talked about Alaska and then we did a fucking 15 minutes on mountains. I thought about bringing it up yesterday, but we had a lot. So can we do the presentation tomorrow? Yeah, sure. I can whip up something. I want the whole thing like you do every year. Cool. Can I do a slight tease of something I learned, Zah?

What is a backpack? There's a bear named Walker. Oh, he's always bad one-to-one? There's a fat bear named Walker, Walker, apparently. No kidding. And imagine. Wait, he's always been. He's always there?

One-two-one? Yeah, I think, I think. It was always. It was government. I don't know one-to-one. I'm not mistaken. Why, you all looking at me. Oh, one-five one.

There we go. Look at that ass. Oh, my God. We get some chick-fil-a-nuggets in this. He is, I forgot what you. Oh, my God. That is such a fat ass. You got a big.

How do we not know about one to one? Oh, TJ, that's a little sexual way. I forgot what you're... Get your mouse off that bear ass. A pervert. Brandon, I didn't know you had it like that. What the hell? 151.

There's a scandal going on with backpack. He has the most... He has the most flattering. All right, save it for tomorrow. I want to see all of it tomorrow. I want fat bear days. Flattering. Does that mean a flat?

Were you going to tell us? That's like what? Dad a day, Fat Bear Week. Like, these are seminal yak thing. So yesterday, yesterday, I, So yesterday I did have it, and I was ready to tell you, but there was a lot going on yesterday. Okay. All right.

So tomorrow we're doing Fat Bear Day with Zah. And you're going to break it down, the whole bracket and everything. Cool, yep. Is time moving faster is Fat Bear Week like every other month? I thought it was like November. It does feel like we do it a lot. It does feel like it always sneaks up on me, too. I'm always like, wait, it's Fat Bear Week?

Huh. Yeah. I think it's because the weather, the weather patterns are. changing. There's a big hurt on there. There, yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot going on.

So, some earlier fat bear week? Yeah, and then it's skewing, it skews result. It skews results. Oh, you mean some of the bears didn't get fat enough? Exactly. Oh, you think maybe big

bear is rushing it so we can get their favorites. And also, you can't really compare with pre- It's tougher to compare with previous years now. Exactly. Yeah. Did the bears? Exactly.

entering what the do they have the bear committee meeting at the same time do they know that it was coming up or did it head ball i that's actually what i need to get more involved in i need to get more involved in the politics the weeds i need to know the left and the right and all that but i'm done because there's a lot going on especially especially that whole backpack the backpack thing the backpack we'll we got send we got send zah out there i know i'd love to sick awesome we say that every year

and then it just it sneaks up it put a reminder sneaks up on it be a reminder well zah should be the reminder you should have told us I guess it would make sense

it's always in the fall so voting was first day of voting is today I was gonna bring it up yesterday I just forgot today okay Zaz off doing interviews with people magazine that's right

um speaking to people not speaking up julio uh would you like to apologize to him I've been waiting an hour and a half for it To who? To me.

Yeah. What I do? I assume you're going to start the show with it, and you just didn't it. What I do? Go on. You know what you did? Don't play gum. What the fuck?

Put the gun back on his head. We're going to bonk you if you don't say it. Well, Titus, I'm sorry, dude. And Dora, a country between France and Spain. Oh, because I didn't think you were going to get it? Yeah. You're popping off in the Instagram comments. I do.

Talking a lot of shit. Oh. Talking a lot of shit. Ooh. No one's going to get it. And then look on the reply. I did say white socks, Dave, but I get it. Subwantana.

Maybe White So you got it. Oh. I got this too. You did? And Danny, yeah. Well, I'm sorry. You guys are all becoming fucking geography savants. I'm like, oh for a thousand.

I didn't know. I filed that one away. I saw it. I saw the. Good. I'm glad to know. I saw the doubter. The key is always just name it like an obscure country.

So it shows that you know countries like that. I think I was, I think I was triggered by the. B. White Sox Dave. Yeah. Like when you get it right, we get so few of those right that when we are right, we're like, I bet the whole comment section is just talking about how right am. They never are.

They're only just talking about how dumb the answers are. Right. We've just decided the outcome before even watching the video. So then I look at it and you're like, no one's going to get this except Dave. And I was like, I got it right. And you said, you thought Dave was going to get that right?

I think MOOC's batting a thousand on just saying a continent every time. I started, I started peppering in trying to get the black confetti on purpose. and it is pretty far. Yeah. You try to think of like the funniest bad answer. Yeah.

It's kind of fun. I always ask chaps for the first letter of the country and he gives it to me and I still have it. It's like not even close. He's become such a geography expert doing this.

Like you can even tell when he like gives hints. It's like the breadth of the information that is now in his brain. He was telling me he wasn't good at this and then he had the idea to start doing the video series and then he started like actually

studying basically. Yeah. He like, which I found. fascinating. He was like, I was terror. If you would ask me these questions a few years ago, I would have been terrible at him, but now he just kind of knows everything about every country. Have you seen

the group of men that just know everything about geography, every flag on TikTok? The portly boy with the long hair and the sweater vest. Pescovici. Oh, yeah. Love those guys. He knows the most obscure flags imaginable. He knows, the most obscure flags imaginable. He's like this is a merchant marine

flag from blank, blank, and he gets it instantly. I think he's a genius. I think so, too. Like, he knows about ancient languages and I love these guys. These guys are genuinely. Does KB. know about these guys? Because we might be doing it.

This is fussed. We're doing everything he wants. Pull it up, T.J. Oh, no. There he is. I love him. What? I literally have this one hanging in my room.

Lassarisa, the Republic of Venice. Yes. What is this historic flag? British East India Company or the 13, no, that's too many stripes for the 13 colonies. British East India Company. Yes. How did you know that? I recognize.

recognized it because it's very similar to 13 colonies. How about this one? I know this one, but don't. There were a few flags that this looks similar to, one being Picardy in France, another being, oh, what city in Italy is this? What historic Italian city state is this? Is it Edudine?

Is it Pisa? No, it's not Pisa. Uh-huh. Urbino. The Duchy of Parma. Oh. Dumbass. Hey, hit him.

How about this one? Duma. This isn't the conade of Bukara. This is the Emirate of Bukara. I can read that right there. This is the emirid of Bucara. Yeah. Oh.

No. We've done like... I know what you're watching. I love those. Yeah. We accidentally did a lot of topics. you would love. We did our favorite mountains.

We didn't even mean to do it. We did a cave. Organic geography. It was bad. The geography. We did our favorite mountains. We all wrestled. Wrestled? Yeah.

What the fuck? Sorry. Every year I rediscover I have an extreme intolerance to Thai food. It's so good, though. It's the thing. Heaping plates of it. Yeah, you seem miserable.

You had it for lunch or dinner last night? Dinner the past two nights. Two nights. Curry? Not even the curry. Just the regular shit. Like the big noodles and the rice. Was it leftovers or you just ordered it twice?

Leftovers. Okay. Yeah. How do those reheat? I like it cold. Interesting. Yeah, cold is great. Interesting.

Panang curry. Yeah. Just love panache curry. Blowing bubbles out of my ass. Not even diarrhea Is it floating up into the events? Yeah, just bubbles coming out of your house going up It's like every time and every time

I forget how to spell diarrhea Oh It's tricky Like all nerves No reminder He's coming just owning our office Security's got an earpiece Yeah he's got

I think he's taking the chin peptide I need his guy Who's on the other end of the earpiece? I don't know I think a guy outside I could take this guy out Just banging out calls all right, dude. It's crazy.

So you're saying there's probably another guy outside. Oh, there's multiple guys outside, I think. All with your pieces? Yeah. It's just man walking around the parking lot, doing a podcast. Why does he need that? I don't know. That's going to probably be my first question.

Is he like in politics? No, he's... No. He's just... I mean, he's a very powerful man, but... Just the chair of the company that owns UFC and... WWE. Yeah, Endeavor, right? No.

TKO. K.O. Like, does Dana White have that kind of security? I think so, yeah. I don't think there is obvious. I think. Yeah. Fascinating.

I wish Mike was here today. Mike would love this. Would it be cool to just procure that for yourself if you could afford it just as a flex? Dude, I, like, walking around with a Mike when we're like on college campuses, there is a feeling of invincibility that you have. Yeah. Where you're like, if anything remotely goes awry, Mike is going to just leap into action. It's a great. It is, you feel that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you think Mike's a fan of the art? Do you think he would, like, watch this guy? Oh, yeah. How he moves. Oh, he'd be talking his ear off. Yeah.

And like, what's your deal? Yeah. What comms you run in? Yeah. Driving with Mike is insane. Yeah, but he's like, he'll just pop up on the sidewalk. But it doesn't matter.

No. He's just like, yeah, if I get pulled over, I'll talk my way out of it. Is there like a personal security convention every year? I bet they would love wax. their tails around each other. It'll be a good. I'll start one. Is it a bigger flex to have like an obvious security guard with you or like one that you can't tell?

Sneaky. Messy's guy, right? The bald guy. Oh, yeah. Messies guy who just is mulling around and all of a sudden he's fucking on him. That's like, remember was it? I think it was New Orleans Super Bowl? Mike and his whole team were playing a game where they were just following me.

And I didn't realize for like three days. They were just following me everywhere I went They were just staking out where we were staying And then when I would leave They would just walk like a hundred yards behind me And they were having fun with it You had no idea? No idea

Then like one day like I think it was Juan I was at a Oh it's because I went for it was in San Francisco I went for a walk in the morning by myself Just like going for a nice walk Like a down by the water and stuff And then like maybe an hour into the walk I stop at a crosswalk

And Juan just staying next me like, what are you doing? He's like, I've been following you. That's also, that's also shows how, like, unperceptive I am, imperceptive. I don't know what the word is there. Imperceptive. Imperset.

Yeah. Where it's like, I have a guy following me. I had no idea. Are, like, college girls, like, into you guys? Do you get like, why is that what you're at? Fuck? You just said when you're, that whole story. They were talking about walking around the college campus.

Oh, college guys are in. I would say it's college girls. I'd say it's college guys. College guys are into us. Yeah. There's no girls hanging around the periphery, blowing you kisses? No. Not blowing us kisses.

I mean, they're there. What? They come to the show, but they're there for the guys. Yeah. I feel like they'd probably be there for Casey more than anyone else if there was girls. Yeah. The girls are there to be part of the scene. Yeah.

And the guys are there to. It's a funny visual, though, of like a bunch of hot co-eds waiting for me and Brandon to leave our hotel room to go get our ice cream. Sundays and 10 p.m. On a Friday. You really need to security. You want to go out? Like, no, sorry.

We got to, we got to get some ice school. You say that, but we did have security Mike Travis to that ice school. He did. He did. Yeah, because it's the college school. Yeah. College girls everywhere.

Yeah. Go do your thing. It's a power move. I got an interview at two. I had to tell Dan that I had an interview at two. Can you say who I'm going on? Yeah. Can you say who yours is, Brandon?

Oh, mine is a college football guy that's nothing. So it's not already. You know what you said that? It's JFK. Damn. That's a good get. I'm going to hit one ad real quick. Roeback.

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We'll see how it goes. Yeah, it'll be great. We had MOOC's doing it too. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay, that makes me feel better. He's my comfort. Zanis Rosemont? Zanis Rosemont. Still tickets? Yeah, there's stuff still tickets. Although now that Nick's been announced on the show, I doubt they're going to last long. Please don't do that. I'm joking.

But, but, you and Mood can perform together if you want. Like same times. Different jokes, same time. That's pretty good. It would be like poor decisions. Yeah, but Thursday night, 7 o'clock, it should be fun. If you saw me like a year and a half ago in Chicago, I have a new hour now, that's pretty fun and whatever.

Nice. Come check it out. Do you get pissed if people post your material online before like you release a special. Man, if only I had that problem. If only I had that problem. In theory, like, I don't know. Like, it's never been a problem for me.

If I see someone recording during my set, I kind of don't care, to be honest. What the fuck are they going to do with it? And it's not going to be exactly the same as whatever it's going to end up being when I tape it. Yeah. You do surprisingly not see that many leaks before a stand-ups. Yeah.

I don't know the glasses now. Do you ever see anybody wearing the glasses? No, but interesting. That's a good point. I wonder if that's going to become a thing. Dude, to be honest, like, my question is, like, should I even do another special? Like, does anyone care?

Like, does anyone want another special for me? Yeah. Is, like, the, yeah. Have comedians got to a point where they just put out clips instead of the whole special? Like, an hour's worth of clips? Probably. I don't know anyone who does. And, like, I don't see the point.

It's like, you might as well just do a special. Like, that's, like, that's, like, the sort of pinnacle of the art form, as we know it. So, like, and you get clips out of that. Yeah. Why not just release the clips after? Yeah, but I will say, like, you know, if you have good-looking clips, like I would tell comedians post them.

Like, by the time you shoot a special, like, the joke will be different anyway. Hmm. I'm going to film next whole set. I think Dana's releasing his special tomorrow. It's a lead in to the Yuc Station. Yeah. I don't know if you've noticed. The Yuc Station is now just a prop in the Wob studio.

I haven't been in that studio. My episode never came out. I'm upset about it. The Yuck Station? Oh, it's good. What do you mean? What do you? It never went out.

On audio? That's the most insulting thing that can happen. I thought we put them out as soon as they happen. They canned yours. This one sucked. I wasn't good enough. I'm hurt. I'm hurt by it.

Oh, man. I've only had nine months to put it out, though. Still working on the edit. What are you going to do, dude? It's tough. Kate, you casually mentioned earlier. I can't stop thinking about it. You saw a childbirth this weekend?

No, not a childbirth. A cow birth. I took. Oh, much more normal. What a clarification that was. You know when you drive to Indiana from here, and there's all those signs for that big tourist farm, it's like on the side of the road, there's like a giant five-foot fork.

I went. Oh, so did that. You went to that farm? Did you see the barn? Yeah, you do the dairy tour. So there's a barn and there's a traffic light out front, and if the light is green, that means there's a cow being actively born. It's like crispy cream.

And they put it in a... Hot cow. It's almost like a stand-up state. The cow's like on the stage and it's stadium seating and you sit and you watch a cow be born. And I was there with my kids. It was raining. We had the whole place. And that place is fucking huge.

We had the whole place to ourselves. And the light went. We were playing in the corn kernels. You can play in the corn kernels against the sandbox. And the light went green. And I was like, oh, shit. And I guess I wasn't thinking. They're two and five.

That's a lot to see. Yeah. It was. Were they scared? It was after we. the hooves were out it like we got there as it like plopped and that wasn't the bad part was afterwards the placenta and all the other stuff comes out and it was like it's like a bubble it's like a giant bloody bubble hanging out of the butt of the cow and my kids were just like

what yeah whatever it was a lot I didn't expect I didn't know that was part of being there was that you've probably been also what did I walk in the mark Mark used to go all the time. That farm, that tourist farm between here in Indiana. Oh, fair oaks. Yeah, fair oaks, yeah. Placenta?

There's a barn with a traffic light, and if the light's green, it means a cow's being born in there, you can go in and watch it. Oh. If it's yellow, it means the hooves are sticking out. I just stop and get cheese. It's coming.

They do have a cheese. They show so many cowbursts, they have a light system out there for it. They're literally, as we went in, there was already two brand new born that day calves. in the little, like, area. Yeah. So, yes, there was, like, a bunch of cows.

It is, like, a little bit of a destination, right? Like, there's a big hotel there. There's a big hotel. They marketed as, like, bring your kids here. If you live in the city, come. People spend the weekend there. Come get a taste of farm life for a day or two. We were there for like four and a half hours.

There's, like, a lot to do. We were. Fair Oaks. Yeah, it's a good restaurant. I stopped and ate there after the indie show. Yeah. It's like a fancy restaurant, a casual restaurant. Gee, no, no, no.

Oh, I've stopped there before, but I didn't go to the farm part of it. But I just went to that nice gas station out there. It is a nice gas station. It's just a whole, the whole exit is like a farm oriented, right? Yeah, yeah. I stopped there. It's right past the border. It's a little deeper in the Indiana.

It's like halfway, right before the windmill zone. It's like halfway by time, but by it's closer to Chicago. I think it's an hour and a halfway. I love tourist traps. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, do I. I go to Mars cheese castle all the time.

We were there for a long time. It kind of rocked. The goaded tourist trap is wall drug. Wall drug. You know what? Yeah. Where's that? It's in South Dakota. It basically like brainwashes you for 400 miles. Yeah, that's right. To go to this place. And by the time you get there, you're like, oh my God, well, like, I need to go here.

And you go. And it's like a, it's like a fake old Western town, but it's like really cheesy. Yeah. It's like south of the border on in North Carolina and South Carolina. Have you ever been there? Same thing. 400 miles of billboards somehow. Same. When I was in college, it used to be Tom Raper RVs. That's right. Do you know what I'm talking about? It would be like 500 miles of Raper with an RV on it just. No. For real, for real.

Like, is there another, where is Tom Raper as far as you know? It was, I had family and Indiana and growing up coming from the East Coast. Richmond, Indiana, right? Is there another one? Oh, you're talking about the Ohio, Indiana one. The billboard started as soon as you got to Ohio and it was just like. Yeah. Raper all the way to.

Tom Raper. I had no idea. Yeah. Have you actually bought anything from the big candle? I did one time. time. Then I, yeah. Yeah, I bought a candle. And I was like, all right.

Yeah. I guess we're down here. Man, I haven't been to tourist traps. I did. Oh, they're great. Because you drive by it enough, you're like, I got it at this point. Because I would drive by and I'd be like, I wonder what's actually going on in there. I wonder what's going on.

I'll stop next time. And then finally you stop and you're like, candles. It was candles. That was what was going on. A lot of candles and the big candle. That was all that was going on. Does Buckees qualify for as a tourist trap now? I think so.

It's like the successful modern version of one? I don't think so. I think it's too utilitarian. Like, you can do too much stuff you actually have to do there. But they will do the stuff like Wall Drug with the billboard. Yeah. It's like a thousand miles away on your right will be a buckies. I think they know kids love that fucking beaver.

Yeah. So they. Oh, do I? Yeah, I'm kids. It's me. How are you doing? I'm kids. Nick, I think you know.

You need a spin-off. You need a rediscovering spinoff that is dedicated strictly to tourists. It's pretty much what we do. It is exactly what we do. What's that when we went to in Florida? It's the hill that it goes up, but if you put your car neutral, it defies gravity. It sucks. That shit was the haunted hill.

You roll up. A haunted bump. That one sucked. The chocolate is a famous one. The chocolate waterfall. That was good. That was horrible. Didn't you almost get knocking?

in Illinois? That was at a bar. Brandished, yeah. Yeah. We're just looking the way he does. I look too Democrat. I might have to stab you. And then the lady,

was it an Oregon place? What was that? Oh, the fucking accordion. The accordion place. That bitch hated me. You guys like such an interesting rapport, dude. She hated me. Why do y'all always find old women that hate y'all?

It's always... Betsy Ross, what happened to you? That happened to you? What? She was a bitch, too. I know, I know. She was so... She was a nasty bitch. The Jello Museum lady, bitch.

Yeah. Certified bitch. Certified. Yeah. Bitch. We've been to so many shitty museums. And they're all run by bitches. I fucking hate them.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, here, there's some The nastiest bitch. This bitch is going to show me teeth in a fucking jar. Oh. I've had enough. Or else. They just always.

They're all the same museum. It's like, here's old candy from the 1920. Well, that's the cool. The Harper's. Ferry has the old candy store. Oh, yeah. That's pretty fucking cool, dude. Sugarplums? I didn't remember the name.

Well, no, but they sell sugar. Oh, okay. When you Google these places and you know you're going there to rediscover them, do you find the bitch beforehand or you always find them there? It's like, it's moths to a flame. If there's a tourist trap that 15 people go to a year, it's run by a bitch.

Really? And then do you, like, have to arrange that, or you just, like, show up that day and they're like, hey, can we? Wanton is fantastic. like organizing and arranging and reaching out. I've never called a person. Seriously. You didn't check my stuff.

You were real grumpy in the Jello Museum and you had a great line off camera. You were just like, we're at the Jella Museum. I'm giving a Jellah Museum effort. And here's Cherry. Do y'all have the... What could possibly be done? All right, great.

Orin? Do you have the next one lined up? Spam Museum lady was nice but that was a nice one No, we'd have the next one. That was a great second. Spam tastes phenomenal

and they were actually letting us eat spam. Yeah, everywhere else there's like the Jellon Museum had no fucking jello. Yeah. That's crazy. The mustard museum

I was, I thought it was gonna be like hokey and dorky. It was like really lovely and high tech and you could eat all the free mustard you wanted. All the free mustard you want it. They had like a wine.

There's just no way it wasn't Hokky and dorin. It was like scary. No, it was like modern and cool. Mustard vending machine and there was just like this weird old man statue in the corner. There was like a movie playing in the basement the whole time and no, with a bunch of seats. It was very modern. Are there like sliders to dip in the?

There was a lady behind a bar and the whole bar was full of mustard and you could just point and she would just give you a spoonful of literally hundreds of any kind of mustard. Do you have pretzels or anything? Yeah, there was pretzels on the side. It was like all free. No, we don't have crackers. They didn't have crackers. I was surprised to how good it was.

Well, like you guys said, a fucking bitch. I'm saying. I got to get more in tune with the tourist trap game. It's fun. Yeah. I love it.

Are pretzels the number one thing to dip in mustard? Well, I mean, to dip in mustard maybe. Yeah. But not to use mustard on. The number one vehicle

would be hot dogs. Hot dogs is number one for mustard, I'd imagine. Burgers up there. Burger sandwich. But yeah, pretzel needs a good mustard. As a dip, yeah.

What else? bagel dog they're not as common though I think I'd rather have cheese for pretzel yeah so at the pretzel

at the pretzel area I go to they give you cheese dante aunt they give you cheese and the brown mustard and I always I see myself

leaning mustard every time and I think that I'm gonna start with cheese but the cheese always loses to the mustard it's called pretzel arreia no I just that's that I would describe

the rest of it do you start with cheese or you just always go I always go with cheese and cheese? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and then here's the mustard. Oh, the mustard's got a little kick to it. Go back to the mustard. And I'll go to the cheese,

but once I've had the double kick of mustard, I'm like, oh, the cheese isn't really fighting very well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shout out Maiters in downtown Milwaukee. Took you there. I liked Maters a whole lot. German place. What I get, a pork shank? Yeah, got the pork shank. Yeah. Yep.

That with the sauerkraut to die for. It's getting to be. Sounds really good. You're going to be cooler weather, and you get into pork shank season, chili season and all the warm weather food or cold weather foods i have new neighbors and last sunday they came over they're like they're from atlanta georgia they're like from that area and he brought all his barbecue stuff and he's like i just made a 40 pound 40 pounds like pork pot if you want to one of those giant iron skillets full of cornbread with uh they did like the old it was incredible

yeah you scored yeah it was great they did that in a in a townhouse complex in a in their backyard he's got yeah damn wasn't fucking around wow That's crazy How heavy do scout your neighbors Before buying a place I've never been friends with my neighbors I'm anti-friends with neighbors I don't

No I just I really don't Although the first I guess when I bought this house I'm in now I did drive around the neighborhood To look and there was like this dad playing Catch in the yard with this kid I'm like oh that's that's about right

Right there And that guy ended up being art No shit That guy ended up being my friend It was art the whole time It was art the whole time What is twist. How about that?

Yeah. And so I guess you just scathe a little bit. It's probably different once you have kids. I think if there's a fallout, the risk of there, you guys having a fallout or... What about Friendly? Friendly's fine. I've been friendly. Yeah, I do friendly.

You do friend. You learn their name. Yeah, yeah. But a neighbor fallout is having the neighbor to, like, move your package for you. Yeah. Friendly. So it's friendly. Just like a quick, like, hey, we're out of town.

Are you having fallouts with friends often, though? No. You don't seem like that kind of guy to me. No, but I just think it would be awkward with a neighbor. I don't know. I just want to be neighbors. I get real. Or like they want to hang out.

You can't lie and say you're not home. Well. Yeah. Or say you're at Moresh's Bachelor party. But like, would you theoretically be able to feel out that they're that type of friend that might be like clingy right away? Maybe not. I don't think so. So I got a neighbor to the right.

We never, I've never seen or talked to. I got a neighbor to the left. I talk to all the time. And then we have pet sitting privileges for the neighbor across the street. So it's all a manner of just depends on how much they want to like you, I guess. I'm just straight up. We have, I'm like very close. You've been to my, how close.

And we're all like really friendly. Like they come over to our house and vice versa, like blah, blah, blah. But I'm very upfront. Like, hey, not right now. I'm just like, say it. I'm just like. That's nice. And they're cool.

And they can do the same to me. And it's like. You watch them shower? Oh, all the time. That red curtain's still up. I want to come look at that Come look at it You just have to walk down the street

See it glowing Very nice Yeah I had a morning dove nest Above my door And it was pretty cool Dude and it brought It brought the like

The neighbors together a bit We were all checking on the bird And shit Aw That's nice So like but we're not We're still not quite friends I'd be open to it

Like friend friends Like friendly But like Not like friends And my wife is in the office All day She's never seen any of these people. I've always been the only one

encountering the neighbors. Getting ready for stay at home daddom, which I'm destined for, unfortunately. I'm getting in deep with my mom group, but I'm also too afraid to be to myself because I'm afraid I'm going to take it too far and then alienate them, so I kind of stay on the outskirts of it. But this weekend, I don't want to violate a HIPAA violation. Somebody's getting a breast reduction, and they're throwing a Tata to the Tata's party, and we're going to

party at Good Night Jones? Hold on. Kate. Motherfucking what? Brandon, I need you to I need you to stop. Brandon, you have to stop this. This is bullshit. Yeah, we're wearing costumes and everything. Tata to the tattas. We're in a pre-game party and then

we're going out in the town. I don't want to be crass. How fat are our tities? Yes. What the? How big of bazungas are we talking about here? Are they fucking bouncy ass ass? Massive tities? I would say she's very beautiful and I'm happy for her to make this change.

The motorboat in situation here. Well, are you going to throw the green light up when they start actually extracting them? Yeah. TJ, don't put the camera on me. Kate, stop me. Oh, wow. Wow.

Her quality of life will be much better. But ours. It's like the trolley problem. One lever. This woman is free of back pain and feels better. than ever. I saw something about a Tata to the Tata's party, not called that literally for the first

time this morning. Really? And it's like now, you know that phenomenon where you start seeing it everywhere? But that'll be fun. It'll be fun. The theme of the costumes is wear something you don't have a reason to wear anymore. So like people are wearing their wedding dresses or blah, blah, blah, blah. And I don't know what to wear.

It's a big deal. It's something fun. Is she, what's the husband or boyfriend doing on that day? The husband. I don't know. We should check on him? Take him to his trip. No, they're awesome.

Brandon, how would you be acting the day after? Oh, my God. No, I'd be mad at all you, but. And I would be like so sympathetic. I know it's her fault, but it's your fault too. It's your fault. I think we made fun of you the day after. your dog died.

But like this, I think I'm like, oh, this is serious. This would be systemism. Don't joke about it. You'd be like Casey Affleck in Manchester. Suicide by cop. Oh, oh, man.

Huh. Nah, I wouldn't wish that upon you. Chey, what's our ad situation? I only got the one sheet. Do we have a second sheet? No, we're done. Wow. Oh, uh-oh.

Not a control freak, Barstall, you act, since we run a live show, we would need a producer the whole time. And my MacBook mic won't sound as good as my PC mic. I'd love to have it. Ran in Chicago, so the show would be smoother. Since we run a live show,

we would need a producer the whole time. Do you? She has a MacBook and a mic. Does he know where he works? It doesn't have to sound good at all. No. Wait, but is he normally the producer the whole time? Yes.

So he does, he's still live, still with us, he could still run it. So he runs it through like a software that's on his PC and all set up with the show and the stream key. And they're going to go live today. I've been talking to him. They got it. Okay. They'll be fine. Okay.

It might sound a little worse than normal. Yeah. It's not like a USB mic that just plugs into a computer. It's like run through. But what is Greg, what is Greg producing while he's doing the show? I think he's like he gets switched scenes between like the starting soon, ending soon, the two box, the... The lower thirds here? Or he just doesn't want to.

I just don't think he, I think maybe he doesn't know how to or he doesn't know how, yeah. But I'm going to help them. They'll figure it out. God bless you, T.J. Yeah. Do it for the fun. Your work. Thank you for your service.

Can I tease something also in the Yak Worlds? Yeah. Ooh. Whoa. They're going to be building a set next week. Massive set. Speaking of Tata, Ta-Tat-T.

We've got a massive set. Yeah, we've been in a lot of meetings. It should be fun. Next week, can't wait. Titus, you'll never guess who you're paired up against. I saw the email. I was stunned. My jaw was on the phone.

Yeah. I can't believe it. Whoa. Cold tie. Yeah, that's the burp in there. The burp, it's better. It has made a difference. I'm not burping.

Okay. I guess they're called micro burps, but I do feel better. Okay. But not right now. No, that's the whole other ball. The tie. You taking anything? Just tombs.

It'll be all right. You know, spin the wheel? Oh. Oh, shout out to... Yes. Monick? Yes, Dr. Monick. From the Detroit area.

His license plate is stoolie. Sam Talent said he would shout him out yesterday and forgot. Big shout out to Dr. Monick. Hell yeah. Friend of the yak. I told Sam to bring him next time. Heard great things about Monick. Oh, awesome.

We probably need a doctor in our pocket. I think that would be good to have. Not the traumatologist. The fake Houston traumatologist. We're good. Oh, yes. All right, maybe go watch poor decisions after this. I guess we'll see.

All right. See you guys tomorrow. Thank you.