The Yak - Nick's Old Rap Group Will SHOCK You | The Yak 3-7-24

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

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Hello, everyone. Brandon's back. Hello. Brandon's back. Welcome back, Brandon. Brandon's back. Hello. Brandon's back. Welcome back, Brandon. Missed you. Yes. We love you.

Thank you. So we just had a scare at the house yesterday, a scare medically. Everything got cleared up by about 6 o'clock. It was when Tommy called me. They were hysterical, but it was just it ended up being just kind of a scare and we got everything settled. Everybody's good. There we go. Awesome. That's awful though. Especially with that ride home.

Yeah, I ran out of here, but then I had an hour 15 minute ride home. Thank God you ran out though. We instantly went from joking about you taking a call about ting-tongs to when you ran. We're like, okay, never mind.

No, it was ting-tong related. We had ting-tong problems at the house. But now I know what your true urgency looks like. Yeah. It was fast. It was. Oh, man, I wish we had. Can we get the bra on, Brandon?

Maybe we can act act and see how fast it can go i don't know if i can go that fast again oh you need something bad to happen what's the biggest car you think you could lift off one of your boys a tiguan i can get a tiguan no problem yeah um any yeah up to a up to a mid-size suv what about a live coyote no problem we've had this discussion before brandon but like in our heads i've done this where i've like sitting at like a playground and be like if like a guy like went up and slapped my son like and like letting the rage yeah like build up in my head and i i'd take anyone down uh-huh no i i i could have done a lot of things in that moment

yeah yeah you sprinted with no injuries. I did. It wasn't even out of breath when I got to the Jeep. There ain't no way. Now you're lying. I was probably out of breath. I didn't notice it. Did you stop for food on the way home?

Well, there's Chick-fil-A. Yeah, but the drive-thru. He shows up at home, and he's got a Chick-fil-A on his little sauce on his chin. All right. Well, we missed you, Brandon. Thank you. Sorry about that. No, no.

You're good. Don't apologize for anything. The timing just kind of stuck because Tommy called me as the music was going. And I ignored his call the first time because, you know, Tommy calls about all kinds of stuff. You want to be playing some billiards. And then I got a text from my wife that says please call and at that moment tommy called right back so that's when i got up and answered it and uh yeah and then uh but everything is once again everything's good and uh there'll be some follow-up but good everything's good we love you

yeah thank you i love you all too thank you for, I mean, you all reached out to me immediately as soon as the show ended. Was there someone who didn't? Yeah, there is. It was me. What? No way. Titus was immediate. KB was immediate and thorough.

KB was multiple times. I was during. Nick was during. You were during. And they were thorough multiple times. TJ, of course. All I could think was you driving home. I anticipated this exact moment.

I'm not finished. Mook. Oh, wow. Mook? Mook several times. You don't even have his number. Zah wasn't here yesterday. Zah did it.

Wow. Steven and Chase sent flowers, and you did nothing. In my mind, you're driving home in a panic. And I'm like, how's it going? And you hear your phone, you look down, and then you crash your car. And you didn't. By the time the yak ended, I was already home.

I just figured there was probably so many people messaging you, and I was like, the kindest thing I could probably do right now is just wait. And so I hearted, when you said everything was okay, I hearted you twice. I said, I'm not going to pile on, because I get overwhelmed. I was like, I'm not going to. And also, I care about your kids, but not you. Yeah.

Well, this affected my kids. Right. Well, I would have said that. So if you could have texted his kids, you would have texted his kids. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just didn't have.

I have Tommy's number. I should have texted Tommy. Yeah. But yeah, that's shocking, Kate. Yeah, that was one of those things when you remember yeah well then i asked your sister i was like have you gotten any word like how's it going i'm thinking and she was like what like she must have brain blank for a second i was like oh my god she doesn't know that i was like oh she knew because i started slowly walking backwards i was

like nothing everything's fine um you just just it's great to have those moments where you just like realize who's in your corner yeah Yeah, and everybody here, well, every male that I'm looking at. It's a brotherhood. It's actually what it is. It's a brotherhood of this show. I didn't want to pile on. I didn't want to pile on. I do hate when people pile on with their sympathy and their empathy and all that.

I hate when people pile on with niceness. I hate that hive mind mentality, dude. In fact, I accused Kyle yesterday, you're just piling on with all this niceness. Yeah. Sometimes a dissenting opinion makes it interesting, you know? Like maybe Kate saying, I hope things aren't all right. Yeah, that's true. Spices it up a little bit.

Gives someone for the whole team to rally against. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Like, you know, three of us have tits and like everything just stops right I almost I like was trying not to cry at the beginning of the show because all I could picture yeah I was like googling I like googled on my phone I was like it's like what's yeah uh-uh you were engaged and hilarious yesterday she was better than usual. Extra jovial. Yeah, you were all ass. Oh, man.

Sorry. I hope everything's okay. It is. Okay, good. Okay, in other news. My son actually has Baylor disease. Oh, no. I love Baylor. Oh, no.

I was like, what the fuck is that? Baylor disease. Covering up for coaches that cover up oh yeah yeah that's baylor disease so i'm back back what y'all talk about uh we talked about the thing that everyone on the internet is talking about the most electric man that no one can watch chris glummer i that can we play the unnamed clip? I mean, it was, this is. Any argument you had for having it live kind of went away.

I don't want to get back into the whole thing, but, like, this content is so peak Barstool, the whole story arc, and some people were very mad at me yesterday, I understand. They probably still are mad at me, but, man, this whole thing has been just the best content. But the unnamed show but like go on so you should be punished for that this is what people want this is what the uprising is for this is it all day this is sometimes i have to do what's better for the greater good the greater good is to let him know very close to the end that hey this thing you've just been doing this for no reason if i if i put him back on it's done that's what he's doing. The people don't know.

They've got to be protected from themselves. See that picture again? Put that picture up again. Let me see it again. I think that's live. He might never sleep again. That's live. If you got rid of that microphone.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait a minute. This is huge. No. No. We're trying to stop him. This is what they want. We're the funniest group ever. Ironically, yeah, we kind of do want that.

Oh, my God. Dave just has it. I think Dave is like, he's got like all his TVs in his house right now just watching Clemmer. I want a live stream of Dave watching Clemmer. I said that to him last night. I said Dave because the hashtag wars were very funny and Dave revealed on the unnamed show he's never going to put it back on.

I said to him last night when he wasn't going to put it back on, I was like, why don't you just do a stream of you watching Clemmer? Because people would be fucking enthralled by that. But yeah, this is i'm i am so excited for tomorrow they're telling him at 9 a.m now when is okay i think dave said he's gonna tell him at 9 a.m and then give him the chance of like do you want to leave or not um he's become a cult hero yeah dave has created a cult hero out of clemmer he is the people's champ and he is uh it's just it's peak barstool like when i saw dave with that smirk yesterday i was

like he is in his element this is for people who are new to barstool this is as old school barstool as it gets he used to do this shit to everyone in the milton office it's just god damn it it's funny it's and clemmer do we do we do you have the ability to look into him live tj yep what is he doing right now oh oh he's not oh he's eating he's up for his lunch about 20 minutes ago someone checked upstairs and he was sleeping we're censoring him let him create his art it's so fucking funny this whole thing dave's made a dave's made a star without him and he has no idea that was awesome he just

the fist the pump is he but he's talking the whole time oh yeah and i i again if people are gonna who are upset i just adjusted the microphone so that i think dave's content strategy here proved correct but we'll see maybe we'll see. Maybe Friday will be different. I think the content will be ultimately good. It will be incredible. You and Dave have good content brains. I do feel like we should still tell him. I don't know. Yeah, Dave, we asked him that yesterday.

He's like, mean. I don't care about mean. It's Howard Stern. I actually blame Howard Stern for all this. I was talking to Kirk last night. I blame Howard Stern for becoming such a pussy the last 15 years that younger generation doesn't remember what peak Howard Stern was all this I was talking to Kirk last night I blame Howard Stern for becoming such a Pussy the last 15 years that like Younger generation doesn't remember what Peak Howard Stern was I do

And it was like it was a whack pack and it Was just crazy shit and it was And you could watch it and be like man that was mean It's like but this is you can't take your Eyes off mean and fucked up is a spectrum It's not binary right I think a lot Of things we do is fucked up To an extent yeah

exploiting you could argue what we did friday yeah that's exploiting um oh yeah two people for their deficits yeah and flaws to laugh at them not with them for three hours but it was ultimately the last hard at it's if the content reaches a higher level than what the mean is that's where yeah you have to beat that point. We also weren't hitting them in the face with footballs. No, that's true. I can only speak for myself. I wasn't.

I didn't. Yeah, if that was Mincy in there, Titus would be like, keep him in there forever. Yeah, I felt some football. Well, there's been a development. I saw Mincy in the office today, and he wanted to make clear that, no, don't worry about it. You hit me in the football. Still on. Still. that was the first thing you said to me he's like like it's all right i don't know if you can see i got a little it's fine yeah we're at liberty now

to speak about what mincy did maybe well we got to get him air tagged today yeah but so we alluded to it yesterday mincy went out for a uh uh promo for a new video game he went to a tennis tournament with blutman blutman and mincy were told a couple things uh and they were told not to repeat it and i talked to blutman this morning and he said that mincy literally told the people they're like you're not supposed to tell me things because i always just screw up and then he went and did a video and said when the video game's coming out. Yeah, it was a three-second video. He did.

And just caused chaos for these people that he was out there for a sponsorship. Yeah. He just can't do it. What do you do with him? I think we just keep... I think we have to have new sponsors just sign a disclaimer. Being like, we're going to send this guy. And just so you know,

anything you tell him, he will repeat. So it's on you. Yeah. Yeah. That's all. That's all. It's a reverse disclaimer.

Oh, were they, were they mad? I think they were, weren't happy. Yeah. Um, but ultimately,

uh, they were okay. It's not, it's not going to end anything, but yeah, we need to like, when you get, have to sign an NDA, it's like, we not gonna end anything but yeah we need to like when you get have to sign an nda it's like we're doing a reverse of that being like it's a reverse nda it's like actually whatever you say he's going to say it's just very soon after yeah yeah we're

doing a ds just a ds closer oh man um all right so and we also had, while we were on our special brains crew, Stephen Chay. Oh, that broke me last night. Wait. What did he do? I was out. Oh, man. He complained over a roller coaster because of why. Let's play the clip.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't even begin to guess. It makes no sense. And it's exactly what Stephen Chay would do going to disney world and reviewing roller coasters worst roller coaster reviewer ever yeah he's not a good reviewer at all space mountain review on my way back from the park first roller coaster i've been on like adult roller coaster um in this trip bad not good i I thought the featured ride at Magic Kingdom

Was not good at all. It was very dark, which I understand under a roller coaster almost non-existent storyline Storyline a non-existent story like I was 20 seconds into it. I was just wishing it was going to be over. Space Mountain. I wish I had more arms. I could have more thumbs down. Two thumbs down. Non-existent storyline. He had no other criticism. On a roller coaster. He said nothing else. Dark.

Dark, non-existent storyline. Have you been on Space Mountain? Not in memory. It's literally an indoor roller coaster just in the pitch black with cool, like glowing stuff as you go by, but there's no,

there is a storyline. You're in outer space. There is a storyline. Do roller coasters typically have a storyline or just a theme? Yeah, is this a good one?

I don't know about Disney. Yeah, I don't know either. No, I think they're themed. I don't think they're a storyline. Yeah, is it an attraction

or like a roller, a traditional roller coaster? Yeah, what does, can we get a POV of Space Mountain? Does he want an antagonist, a roller a traditional roller coaster yeah what does can we get a pov of space mountain does he want an antagonist a protagonist indoor if i'm thinking of the right one it's been a while the storyline almost non-existent but then he offered no other criticism what does it also say there was too many ups and downs always there's nothing about the actual he always wants there to be more things about remember when he didn't like air because it didn't have a love story?

Yeah. Yeah. This is one of the only roller coasters with a storyline. You're like a space person going into space. Also, with all the Disney stuff, you're in line for an hour in basically a museum about the roller coaster, and there's all sorts of deeming everywhere. No storyline. Go to any amusement park.

None of the roller coasters have storylines everything at disney has a storyline the thing about this oh oh yeah the thing about pretty cool storyline it's a roller coaster in the dark and he complained that it was dark and aerosmith is blasting the entire time that's rock and roll yeah i like to imagine too steven's kids like we're like that was awesome dad Dad. And he laughs at him. And he's like, no, it wasn't. You're too young to realize there was no storyline. Oh, man.

What? I miss Che, which is so, it's bad when he's gone because it makes me miss him, and that's such a dark thought that I don't want to have in my brain. You're stuck with him. So what's the other side? For life. Is there a coaster with a storyline? Rock and Roller Coaster, you watch like a video before and it's like hey we got to get to the show tonight we're aerosmith and then you get on the ride and then you get to the show

that's the one expedition everest is like you're in on everest and there's like a yeti it's a small world i think the storyline is that the world is a little not as Not as big. Yeah, not as big. Yes, yes. How about fucking Antonio Brown? Wait, that was a bad segue. Ugh. Do the High Noon ad read. Okay, okay. Why, do you have a segue out of it?

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Just look for the pack with Dave's face on it. You can even scan the QR code on the pack to have El Prez virtually join your party. Visit highnoonspirits.com to find the El Prez pack nearest you. So you were talking about It's a Small World. How about Antonio Brown was Zot last night? That was awesome. Did you see what Antonio Brown's calling? He's kind of small.

Yeah, that's the fucked up part. Calling him Chucky? No. Yeah, no disrespect. Your new name is Black Chucky. That's disrespectful. Very disrespectful. And he made a graphic?

Ken Jack's right. I feel like there's a little bit of disrespect in that. Yeah. Yeah, and he made a graphic. Yeah, the boys were with AB last night. He has a hand on him. He's booming. They're 0 for 2 on court stories.

Yeah. And UCF was up too at half I want to say they led into like a 12 minute mark brutal yeah do you think they get one where are they going next I don't know have they announced send Zod a zoom link let's talk to Zod and see what the

boys are doing on the road did they like hang out afterwards with AB I don't think so I think he brought his kids yeah that's weird ruined it completely ruined it hang out afterwards with A.B.? I don't think so. I think he brought his kids. Yeah. That's weird. Ruined it. Completely ruined it. Yeah, the boys look like they're having fun out there. They're having a good time.

Let me pull up a schedule and see where they should go. Oh, yeah. Center somewhere. Dispatch them somewhere. Because Caleb and Rowan used to do it like they would kind of change it as it went. Remember, they went to Colorado. Yeah. They showed up at halftime.

Yeah. Because they just hopped a flight, and they're like, let's just go. They had gone to Arkansas and didn't get let in, and then they got on a plane and went to Colorado. Colorado made a court storming. We need them to get at least one court storming. Nick. You were in a rap group? Oh, yeah.

Go on. I don't want to do this. You have to. You can do it. Everyone go subscribe to Anus because they went into full detail. Yeah, we listen to every song. I've been sitting on this content for one year today, actually, since I started.

Was this your breaking case of emergency? I said that exactly. Yep, I told you. I came out of my office yesterday morning, and Nick was like, we're about to do anus, but I don't think we have anything to talk about. And I should have known that was coming. Because I was like, you guys should do a spring training preview.

I've had a break in case of emergency topic for four years now. I had to break it. You were in a rap group. A parody rap group. It was just for fun. We weren't trying to be rappers. We were in other bands

and we did this in the meantime. This was your lovely island. Wait, you were in other bands? Yeah. Yeah, he's been in bands. Oh shit, what did you play? The bass. I played bass or guitar in the band.

I didn't know that. Yeah, just through high school. That's badass. And in college, I was in a Weezer cover band. Yeah, WFP. So this is it. What is making you moist? Yeah.

What's the stand for? Which one are you? The front. I'm middle front. What does WFP stand for? So we were a parody. We were a misogynistic rap group. Very misogynistic.

But a parody. All parody. We were parodying misogynistic rap group. Very misogynistic. But a parody. All parody. We were parodying misogynists. Okay. And yeah. So. It was actually, I thought it was really good. And like still funny.

No, I can't do it. It's still funny. Wait, I have to leave it one. You guys can listen. No, no. No, I can't do it. Come on. I can't do it.

I respect you guys too much. Are they actually good songs they're good songs like it's impressive no it's something that I would enjoy I leave I have to go there to one we yeah we can light it I know what times your actual flight for okay all right Wow pretty good that's some grow I thank you guys holy shit no no I can't wait until Growth. Thank you, guys. Holy shit. Let's just play one song. No, no, I can't. Wait until I leave, please. Give us the first ten seconds. No, that's like the length of the whole thing.

No, no, no, no, no. They were good, KB? Yeah. Especially his verses. Did you know about this? Shut the fuck up. No. You didn't know about this?

The flow and the vocals aren't great, but the production mixed with the lyrics and delivery is funny and good. No, we don't have music videos. We have one live show. You need to make a music video. I've got to get the band back together. Yeah. The other two are going to be really mad at me.

Oh, yeah. Very professional. Got to imagine, yeah. Would they fly out and make a video? Fuck no. Really? One of them's a pretty No

Yeah, I was gave like a very specific very mad at me in fact I'm gonna make them even more mad here, so then we'll take the place and we'll make a video all right Do you want to be Chris or do you want to be the milkman? I'll be the milkman all right who wants to be Chris Do I have an opportunity you chris yeah we'll remake it maybe chase out one more song how am i gonna i how am i gonna get back into that misogynistic mindset yeah wait i'm good i got it i'm back yeah oh i want to hear it dude it was i want to hear i never ever wanted to share it, ever. It was one of those days. Moist.

We have two albums, yeah. What are the other songs? You have two albums? Well, two little EPs. Dinah Moist and Make Me Moist. Two on my dick? Yeah, it's about butt sex. Oh, if you just play... Please, no.

Please, TJ. TJ! Wait until I leave. Play a little. Just play a little. Stop rubbing it. Rub it. Stop rubbing the button. Oh, yeah. No, TJ. TJ! Wait until I leave. Fuck you. Play a little. Just play a little. Stop rubbing it. Rub it. Stop rubbing the button.

Oh, yeah. No, no. Let's wait until I leave at one. Just a second. We have something to look forward to. You have something to look forward to at one. We can play all of it. Play it as I walk out.

It'll be like an episode. What's the best song? Probably Fat Bitches Bounce. What was the best? I need a girl who swallows. Parentheses who swallows, yeah. Fat Bitches Bounce. Fat Bitches Bounce, we sampled a Fat Boy Slim song.

By sampled, I mean used the whole thing. Oh, don't touch it. You got it. You got it. Please. One o'clock's not that far away. How are we going to do anything else? Yeah, just stop.

How are we? Give us a taste. How are we going to? Just give us a taste. No. Just a tip. No. Stop.

PJ! This is my worst fucking. That sounds so good. Well, that's Fatboy Slim. Ooh. I fucking hate. I shouldn't have never done this. But wait, you guys did a live show of these songs?

Once, yeah. How many people? It was at my buddy's party. Were people into it? No. It sucks because I was in bands that I wanted to be in and this was the most popular one. I want this band to come back so bad.

Opening for Pop Punk? This is the best thing you've ever done for your career And Kyle was just like gassing me up And I was I believed him for a second He was like hey this is actually really catchy man And I was like no He was just lying to my face

No I thought so Was it stuck in your head after the episode? When you rhymed gynecologista with Help me out here. Fistia. That was my fist. Oh, my God. I was in high school, and that was like freshman year of college.

Oh, my God. None of us had had sex yet. No. Shut up But I could tell that you were still You were very aware Like of the satire you were producing Yeah It smells like rocks

I think it needs remastered maybe Sure 34 minutes Let's play a little of it TJ TJ TJ actually could you make At one o'clock could you make a wheel of all the song titles what about we make a wheel the song toes you guys have to memorize it and then you cover it then you have to do a rap genius breakdown I'm saying okay deal I will be your milkman you're

gonna be a milkman if we want to redo. I went by father time in that band. With a Y or an I? Or a T-H-Y? Like the herb. All the time you just want big herb. We should bring it back. We had a debate. One show only. The guy on the left, Kyle doesn't believe, is black.

That's obviously a black guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? Yes. That's Chris. black guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? Yes. That's Chris. I don't know if it's obvious. Is that Milkman?

No, Milkman's on the right. Who's Mike McDaniel? Kyle's going to be Chris. I'll be Chris. You still got your chimney sweep? That little Steph Curry look. No. Hell yeah.

Steph Curry? He kind of looks a little bit like Steph Curry. Why'd you bring up Steph Curry? Because that guy Hell yeah. Steph Curry? He kind of looks a little bit like Steph Curry. Why'd you bring up Steph Curry? Because that guy kind of looked like him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That guy kind of looked like him. I would need to see another picture of Steph Curry. Kyle, have you seen it?

I don't know what Steph Curry looks like. What happened with him? I would need to see a picture of Steph Curry. I don't know what Steph Curry looks like. You're going to have to show me a picture. Let's go to his most recent photo. Yeah. Any photo that you can find that's

within the last 24 hours online no jay it's my wallpaper i love that guy yeah he plays where's your wallpaper you don't know what he looks like though i haven't looked at him yet Uh-oh. Do you guys have break in case of emergency content? Oh. No, I don't think so. I think I've said everything. I memorized the opening phone call monologue from Michael Clayton. It's really long and not too entertaining. Go on.

I think we're having a good show. Go on. i will save this it won't hit as hard it's not an emergency give us a couple lines there's dead air on it and you just pick up and you do the opening monologue from michael clayton yeah whenever there's dead air got it you have a rap album too kyle steam room yeah and it's's yeah that's bad that was recorded on a Fisher-Price like yeah I had the tape yeah yeah he was just a solo rapper that's what you do Luke Luke was in one yeah that was so big and wheeling for some reason yeah popular genre but you you were in seventh grade i was in eighth and you had the tape

of your album steam room and i you gave it to me to listen to and i kept it until i my first day at barstow i gave it back to you yeah i know oh that was nice and then what'd you do with it it's gone try to play yeah ate the tape destroyed it what was it do you still have your vampire diary no wait what is the goblin journal you lost the goblin journal how do you lose the goblin journal everything that was just in the studio for a while wasn't it yeah i think so read the god i feel like y'all's story of how much y'all knew each other changes a lot yeah no i'd agree with that uh we didn't know each other y'all didn't know each other but he gave you we um know each other. But he gave you his book.

When you cross grades. Yeah. We went to the same grade school, so we had the same recess, lunch. We would see each other and probably have spoken to each other, but just not regularly at all. How did he get a tape? It was just on the playground. He just handed it? You just handed this?

You only had one tape, and I think it was just being passed around Like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants I think that was it And you took it And I took it And never gave it back And you're like Someday we'll both work at Barstool

Yeah And I'll give it back to him Well it's not like it worked out Yeah I was the Baytree Monkey Was his rap name Baytree Monkey B-A-Y

Tree Monkey Or B-A-E One word Baytree It's the drive I grew up on. Got it. Got it. Tree monkey.

Monkey because I was swift and agile and small and could jump high. And you climbed trees. Yeah, I would climb trees. And did you climb stuff around Baytree? Is that what you were- Yeah, we would always climb trees. Now, did you ever think when you called yourself the Baytree? Is that what you were- Yeah, we would always climb trees. Now, did you ever think when you called yourself the Baytree Monkey, you would someday release one of the greatest documentaries ever, the Monkey Boy doc?

Mm-hmm. Which- It was always- I mean, themes of that are all through it. It's incredible. Yeah, you actually, now that I'm thinking about it, there were some allusions to the Baytree Monkey. You can see-

We did, yeah. Inspiration, yeah. A lot of thought went into that doc. Yeah. So I'm glad to... Now we got Monkey Boy just locked up in a room. Yeah, we do. Sitting in a room by himself.

Won't release it. Dave's definitely watching it right now. Yeah. Well, we won't release that. We're not releasing this of him. Maybe Clemmer's just our unreleased guy. I like that that he just makes content for him yeah and he also like it's it's a supply and demand you just you need more of them

and they just keep the supply yeah give us our medicine yeah yeah there was that meme yesterday oh so good so good the what is it the get the they withheld they fed us poison withheld our medicine uh no they fed us poisons we took their cures withheld withheld our medicine i don't know it's funny hey did you ever find that picture of steph curry tj yeah we do what is this about fuck it yeah okay yeah there it is so that's stuff the internet loves this photo yeah oh i see you now. And then... Am I an idiot? That's Steph Curry. Steph Curry, he's playing golf. I'm looking for an imprint. Oh, oh.

For an imprint. Different models. There's two of them. That one guy with his two kids. I see. That guy probably got in trouble when he got home, right? Keeping his eye on the ball. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, he definitely... Well, can you get in trouble for that? No. I would just... If my wife was... Hey, what were you looking at in this picture? I would say, I was looking at her tits. I was looking at her fat fucking tits. I mean, I think you have to just.

They were right there. Yeah, I think you just have to lean into it. We're all looking at him. Idea, too, of him walking in the door being like, what a night. Took the boys to a game. Great seats. Aren't I a good father? Did you watch the game, honey?

Did you? She's like, uh. But then NBA, when they tweeted that picture, they cropped her out. Oh, really? Cropped her out. Cropped her out. Fuck. I don't know.

Yeah. Oh, no. She's just behind him because that guy's looking at her. Yeah. He's literally behind Steph. She's behind Steph. Man. That guy.

That sucks. That sucks for him. She went public this morning. She went public? Oh. Hank? Hank? Well, you can hire her on a nightly basis.

Oh. She is an escort. Oh. Whoa. Yeah, what's her at? All right. The Catherine Exp, I guess short for experience. What did she say when she went public?

Oh, Catherine Experience? That's crazy. That's maybe the least sexiest. Yeah, Catherine is my name. Kathy. That's not fair. I thought Kate was from there. But Catherine Experience is just getting an MRI. Yeah. That's great name. Oh, shit. That's not fair. I thought Kate was from there. The Catherine experience is just getting an MRI.

Yeah. That's great marketing by her, though. That's very smart. You should, oh, the Catherine. Oh, Kat, K-A-T, that's hot. She's a San Francisco-based provider. Oh. That's quite nice.

That is nice. I would say she probably has a boom in business right now. Those are good boobs. You're about to get this man divorced. His wife is about to come home and take the kid's dog in that. But if he does, the Catherine experience is there for him. He wasn't on the Catherine experience,

was he? I think he was looking at the Catherine experience. Sure. He was window shopping. He was doing a preview of the Catherine experience. They had rolled the trailers. She could absolutely crush a can of beer with that. Wait, what does it say? God, best date of my life?

As you can see, fuck me. Remind me to come fully dressed next time. What a fucking blast. Is that what you get to do on the experience? Wait, what? You get to fuck her and then you have a reminder? Escorts get to go fun places. That's an experience.

I mean, it would be irresponsible for us not to at least check out the pricing. That's a roller coaster that has a story line. You could afford an escort. Could you flip one? You got the money on this show. We want to spin the wheel so you can do the Catherine experience? Somebody has to go on the Catherine experience.

Che having to do it and being like, Che to go on the Catherine experience Che having to do it and being like Che now rate the Catherine experience for pussy and no storyline face mountain I was eating that thing

there was no the pussy was dark there was a tunnel with some flashing lights ready for 10 20 seconds in I had my kids with me too that was weird There's a tunnel with some flashing lights. Ready for 10, 20 seconds in. Yeah. I have my kids with me, too.

That was weird. Catherine experience. Yeah, she's got to be, her phone's probably ringing off the hook, huh? $900 for a one-hour experience, according to her website. That's all I need. That's all I need. That expensive? I don't know.

I don't know if that's expensive. I have no idea. Also, what's a one hour experience? What does that entail? That's way too many. Do you have to pay though? Can you pay by minute? Yeah. So $900.

What would it be? Four minutes? 900 divided by 60. Let's see. I would need. 225 for 15 minutes. That's just one point. So I would put me down for 25 bucks.

Yeah. Okay. 25 bucks in the gathering experience. 25 bucks. I just showed up with not like a 20 and five, but five fives. And I was like, I'll pay as I go. Here's 30 seconds.

There's like microtransactions without. Yeah. It's like putting it in a vending machine. Here's another one. Okay. Catherine experience. Yeah, she. It's hard.

Good for her. Good for her. We're a sex positive show. Yeah. Yes. Speaking of which. What? a sex-positive show. Yes. Speaking of which. What? Oh.

Hey! Zah! What up, fellas? Where are you? We are on the road. I believe we're on the outskirts of Atlanta, the northern part of Atlanta. We're on our way to Nashville. Okay.

So, like, five or so hours away. What game are you going to? So, we're going to have a big, big Pablo at the Steve's. I will go to Mar-a-Night, I believe. And then from there, we're off to Xavier. Xavier, Xavier, Cincinnati. Sorry, I just sit in the back. I don't know the college basketball thing.

I show up, have a good time, sit in the back So Xavier's next and then I wear after that How was AB? Nuts man, nuts I mean we got word during the day That he might show up But he's Antonio Brown so you never know So we were just hoping

That he actually would show up Got in there, showed up And he's just a nut job went over there you know said hi threw on the storm chases hat on him and yeah did he like you yes bn uh you know what and which is the scary part and i hope he doesn't see this he seemed very normal oh shit oh i hope he doesn't know and he's not it's it's you know it's za he he i mean he was that that picture of you as black chucky that was very disrespectful so i think you can say you saying you seem very normal hold on i can't he doesn't know about that like i can't hear sorry i couldn't hear i could hear the clip i i was i was saying the picture of you that he made of you calling you Black Chucky,

like that was disrespectful. You calling him normal, like is, I think you can say whatever you want. I mean, he's relentless. It's a world that I got caught up in. I didn't know at the time. At the time, it seemed fun, funny, and all that. Now I'm caught up in a world that, oh, God, I don't know what next is coming from him. Yeah.

So you guys are going to Cincinnati. How is the vibes in the car right now? Because you guys are 0 for 2. Vibes aren't that great. We're getting a little nervous. The Xavier game, not too sure about that one. We're hoping, banking on Iowa, banking on Iowa, and we're running into a little problem where spring break starts on friday oh that's that that brought the vibes uh that brought

the vibes a bit down but listen we're gonna show up and we're gonna show out that's what we gotta do man who's xavier playing on marquette i think marquette okay yeah marquette. And then Iowa's playing who? Illinois. Oh, okay. I think you'll get a win between those two. I think so. Iowa's the one I want. Iowa, I believe, is fun.

Did Xavier get killed by Butler last night? Yeah, it was like a 10-point game for most of the game. Kolek's out for Marquette, though. Yeah. That's positive. Okay. I have nothing to play for. Zah, any other states that are stopping you from looking at porn? Bro, what's happening in this country, honestly, Big Cat, man, it's insane.

It's insane. They're forcing me now. I mean, I'm a small business guy, but, I mean, that nonsense is forcing me to go on the OnlyFans. You were doing that in the car. In the car, non-Horny Hours. Do you have a comment about that? So when you're on the road, the days and times get messed up a little bit. So Horny Hours are suspended.

It was daylight. You have windows in that car. Listen, we're in the South, man. Anything flies around here down South, man. Okay. And the last thing I had for you, Zod, did you see the clip of Billy coaching? Dude, his accent is giving me nightmares. It gives me nightmares. Crazy.

Crazy code switch by him. Yeah. And in Uganda, him naming plays ak-47 yeah you said you're right outside of atlanta right now oh yeah i believe so if they drop you off give you two hours just to run around where are you going ah brother magic city yeah good wings magic city first stop decatur where it's greater i got some i got some family up there so there's a lot of zimbabweans up there so decatur where it's great after magic city i love it love it all right well zha uh have fun with the boys we'll be tuning

in thank you for calling in man no no thank you thank you everybody follow follow storm chases on twitter that's where we're putting everything up yeah love it all right take it easy fellas for calling in, man. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Follow Storm Chases on Twitter. That's where we're putting everything up. Love it. All right, peace. Take it easy, fellas. Stay safe, man. Can we watch the Billy clip again?

Yeah, of course. It's tough. Tough to watch. This is giving Zod nightmares. We're going to get Zod on the Catherine. 18 minutes till we listen to Nick's story.

18 minutes. 18 minutes. Please don't. Well, you said we could when you left. Yeah, but I don't want you to. Oh, there we go. Okay, yeah. Oh, it's weird.

Should we just add a few slices of wait till 1 o'clock and then spin it now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my dick. Go add half of the slices early. Let the wheel decide whether we listen with you here. I'll just, listen. Half the slices should be wait till 1 o'clock. I should already be at the fucking airport.

Not my gates changing. Oh, no. Yeah. I should go now. My fucking gate. I can't believe that. They gave you almost four hours. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, no, this is good for me. Never mind, I take back. No, I don't want to do this. So, I don't know. I mean, I want to hear women's holes. Women's holes. You don't want to hear women's holes. Women's holes sucks.

Add one. Wait till 1 o'clock on his side, too. We'll make it nice. Please. I can't do it. Yeah, there you go. All right. You got multiple.

You got a lot of chances to win. Yeah, but I'm not going to. I know this works. It's going to land on. No, it's going to land on women's rights, which is one that's problematic as fuck. Oh, women's holes is not? Women's holes, not as much, to be quite honest with you. Okay.

Come on Oh fuck No God damn it The extra slice We almost got fat bitches Elimination wheel? No

You have to be patient Damn You're really giving us blue balls You have to be patient Damn You're really You're really giving us blue balls What do we do? This is the worst shit ever for me You're giving us blue balls It's fucking killing us

I love the URL in your bandcamp too Thanks man Wefuckbitches.bandcamp.com Yeah What a snag Fuck yes Show us Billy again camp.com. Yeah. What a snack. Yes. Oh, show us Billy again,

please. Yes. Do we want to talk to Mince? Oh, yeah. Is he still walking around with that green wig?

What does that cost? I don't know what he was doing. He was doing a branded shoot. I think he just wants to be people to know that he was doing a

branded shoot. So he's wearing a green wig. I refuse to. He was eating a branded shoot, and I think he just wants people to know that he was doing a branded shoot, so he's wearing the green wig. I refuse to... He was eating lunch upstairs. No one acknowledged the green wig. Nobody acknowledged the green wig. Pretty solid chance that the branded shoot was supposed to be kept secret,

and the idea of it... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And he's just wearing it. Just wearing the wig. Is he still wearing it? He was all day. Yeah.

He just wants people to ask about it. Yeah, because that was like... Way to drive your feet, my friend. You see that? that was like – Way to drive your feet, my friend. You see that? You beat him. Way to drive your feet, my friend. You see that? You beat him.

Yeah, he definitely is – because it was me and PFT as the speaking roles, and Mincy was just a sitting role. So he's keeping the wig on to be like, I've worked today. Yeah. Proof. Extra. I sat while they – Can we cut to the upstairs cameras? So he's keeping the wig on to be like, I've worked today. Yeah, proof. That's extra. I sat while they were gone. Can we cut to the upstairs cameras? Because I think he's – it's like his I voted sticker.

Yeah, that's exactly right. Oh, we're looking for the green wig. No. Is that it? That's a hat. That's far right. I think that's Megan. That's Megan.

Where's Mincy? Where's Mincy? Mincy's a fun game to play. That's far right. I think that's Megan. That's Megan. Where's Mincy? Where's Mincy? Mincy's a fun game to play. He could be anywhere. Do we have the... He will come into view. Where's Mincy? You want to see who can go find Mincy first?

I think I know where he is right now. Oh. I would guess the lobby where the food is. He's probably walking towards the... That's where I would be. Yeah, I'm surprised he's not pacing. All right, you've got 10 seconds to go find Mincy. And capture him.

Ready? Don't let him go upstairs. Should we do a count up or a count down? Ready? Set. Go. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, four, three, two, one. Do we not have a camera in the lobby? Didn't find him. No. Damn. Damn, where could he be? Oh, no. That's why he needs the fucking tracker.

Yeah, we're going to air tag him today. Oh, then you'd know. TJ, I don't know how to set this up. Wait, did we lose the air tags? What happened to the air tags? They're not in here. Oh, they're right here. He got him.

He got him. And he's got the wig on. He got him. Took a little more than 10 seconds. There he is. What's up? Hello, Mincy. What's up?

What's up? He was in the stairwell. You were in the stairwell. Was he is. What's up? Hello, Mincy. What's up? What's up? He was in the stairwell. You were in the stairwell. Was he moving or was he just there? I found him in the stairwell. Hello, Mincy. Hello, Big Cat. How are you? What'd you fuck up?

Well, I don't know. I think I mentioned mentioned that i'm pretty sure i mentioned something i wasn't supposed to were you told not to mention it i think yes you think yeah i i i don't know i i didn't even realize it did it. But when you were told this information, were you told? I was told not to. I actually didn't think I mentioned anything, but I clearly did. Get Plutman in here. Is the video still up?

Is there a chance you didn't mention anything? I didn't realize it did anything, and then I was told to delete this, and so I realized I did. So, UJ, the video's still up on there, the Topspin subreddit, is it not? Yeah. Can we see? Can we pull that up? Oh, here it is.

Release date confirmed by random dude. I didn't say the date. I didn't say the date. Shout out to Topspin, 2K, 20 to 25. The game's coming out in April. All right, 25 seconds. Oh, man. Man.

Plutman. When you were told this, were you with Mincy? I was standing next to them. Yes. He has an alibi, though. And? And. More of a wig than his.

What happened? Walk us through without giving too many details. Don't say the date anymore. and more of a wig than his what happened walk us through without giving too many details don't say the date anymore there's no specific date I don't even know the date well you clearly do I just knew it was so I was standing there

and as I well so I was trying to like put the pieces together on our flight back to try and remember when something might have happened and i believe that we were standing there and the guy like tells them like there were two things that we kind of released or whatever. So one of the things he tells him, and then Mincy might have said something like, kind of a loose cannon, like, don't tell me confidential stuff. Oh, you got out in front of him. You told the guy?

You said, don't tell me confidential stuff. Don't tell me anything? I mean, I'm trying to stay out of this stuff but i just i'm not trying hard enough clearly it's like a moth it was a five second video and you also were told and you you acknowledge that you can't be told stuff i i'm at a point where it's just it's like i i all i want to do is not i mean it's just it's out of control yeah no i mean it is it's like i just want to like what is if i could just have like a peaceful few weeks and's just it's out of control yeah I mean it is it's like I just want to like what is if I could just have like a peaceful few weeks and I just it'll never freaking happen it'll never happen

it'll just I mean I'm lucky I'm at the only company where it's like I mean I would I mean I've been fired 200 times by almost anybody else worked it's only been once here so uh I don't know but I I'm not yeah man I thought i thought i was having the thing is too is i legitimately thought we were doing good and having a good trip that's always how it goes with you i know but like hank sent me a text like last night then last night like hey man good job today promoting stuff and i was like and i told leo i was like all right we're doing good you know like i was like feeling good because i was being paranoid about it i was like i want to make sure we you know do a good job. But that's always how it goes.

You remember there was that famous clip where we were talking right before you got fired. It was like you were saying, like, I was like, if I could buy all the Mincy stock in the world. And you're like, yeah, I'm hot right now. It's just, I mean, well, it's always nuclear one way or the other. But it's, yeah, I don't know, man. It wouldn't, I mean i'm not not very thrilled yeah but all right well we got your air tag mincy okay is wake up mincy back next week it's it's the two weeks following he's good tyler tyler's got conference he's got a call conference tournament

games next week oh yeah for northwestern state so we're doing the next two weeks after that so no wake up mincy this week but but then we're doing the next we're doing the last two weeks of March we're doing it. Got it. And is Kyle We decided that my debut will be a live show. Let's do it. I mean whatever you want.

As long as it's an audience. A live show. Oh a live show with an audience. Yeah not record Leo with an audience. Like a gazebo or something. Whatever you want, Colin. Oh, I like that. The go-to would be cool.

Yeah. I like that a lot. Maybe just a park bench. Mm-hmm. I want it to be like a fiesta. Fiesta? Mm-hmm. With DJ equipment.

Okay. Oh, shit. Whatever your heart desires. I love it. I'm excited. Do you have that in the budget? Well, Kyle's going to have to provide all that. Talk to Dude Wipes, folks.

At least we have a sponsor. They're all about it. They know they're in the right show to clean up messes. It's the most fitting sponsorship ever. That's true. Diary of the Mouth. Got to have a show that's named after a butthole. I mean, we're all in with Dude Wipes.

You get what he was saying there? You've got to have a show that's named after a butthole. I mean, we're all in with Dude Wipes. Yeah. You get what he was saying there? A show that's named after a butthole. No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I don't get it. He doesn't know. I don't get it. That's okay.

I'm a little slow. No, no, no, no, no. Jet lag. Oh. No. What? What are you doing to me, Mince? i don't know kyle and nick show sphincter sphincter sphincter fm kyle and nick show think of a planet kyle and nick have a podcast oh yeah of course yeah another untold story that's a butthole. Yeah. Got a bit of it. Yeah. There we go. Okay.

Let's tag them. Okay. Tell me about the air tag. Let's talk about the air tag. I don't know. TJ's going to set it up. Okay. And yeah, you put on your keys and then we'll just track you.

Okay. And so this is like 24-7 or is this like during the day? Yeah. I mean, well, I don't think you turn it off. It's just an air tag. So this is just like, but I mean, this will be fun. If you ever get lost, we'll know where you are. Yeah. If you ever get taken.

This will be funny when I have like random check-ins and I'm all over the country. Right. I see what you're going with here. Yeah. All right, so bring this to TJ, and then you can be dismissed, and he'll figure out how to set it up. Do a pocket check maybe?

Yeah, pocket check. You don't have much in your pocket right now. Mincy, what was in the pockets during the picture? Cell phone, wallet. I just always keep my Costanza wallet

in my front pocket. That had a lump to it. No, it was that and it had the cell phone and a wallet. That is a cell phone and a wallet? Yeah.

What about your charger? Oh, yeah. I had a charger on me too. What about... That tweet about him pulling the shirt from his pocket had like 13,000... Oh, it did it? That was so funny.

What happened with the shirt? I packed a collared shirt and apparently didn't iron it before I went. Apparently. Apparently. It's hard to tell. What was this event, Liam? What was the occasion for the dress-up?

Yeah, I looked really good, huh? I had a good fit. I fit in well. There was a dress code. I don't think that's what Kyle said. There was a dress code? Yeah, I got the memo. Desert chic?

Desert chic? That's what desert chic is. Your desert chic fit? Wait, so this was a theme is desert a theme party uh i guess yeah i didn't really pack enough clothes i only brought a backpack with two sweatshirts uh two shirts and pants um two pants um yeah i i don't know it was a party for like the 2k sponsored or something um a lot of people there very loud any celebs um shooter mcgavin yeah some other people i really didn't know that other people were uh infatuated with if you had to put yourself in that they don't know meme what would yours be i i was that meme a hundred times there and and they all like i told

you they all knew i wasn't having fun right that was that's the worst was it like loud music loud music bright lights flashing lights that's not comfortable a lot of that's not your conversation i can mincy's having all these conversations i couldn't hear a word that he was saying you could guess what these conversations are about i guess yeah i could mincy did you guys notice his hair today no no oh shit what is Is that a new, is that your real hair, Mincy? Oh, shit. Oh. I thought he dyed his hair green.

I mean, it is St. Patrick's Day in 10 days, right? It's a big deal in Chicago. Yeah. I'm told. Dye the river. Yeah. I'm told it's a big thing. How's your eye?

Eye's doing good. It was a little shiner still, but I think we got lucky that it didn't hit an inch or two. Because I saw Titus this morning. He was hiding behind the bar when you walk in with a bunch of footballs. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I thought I was just pegging you again.

I hope not. That Friday was something. That Friday was really funny. again no i hope not that yeah i was a that friday was something it was that friday was it was one of the funniest like shout out three hours in my life shout out to every shout out to you i'll be a credit for tj everybody had set it up i mean that's that was a whole team effort yeah and next year is going to be even better we're going to blow it out even more whatever whatever we need man i just love being part of it and i thought it was awesome we actually forgot to tell you one thing um and maybe we'll start it tomorrow we're gonna just on one friday a month we're just gonna have you cook something okay yeah okay so be ready to

cook tomorrow okay i know i got something i'm already doing something in the kitchen uh like one with donnie and megan they're doing like a something what do you feel confident cooking nothing okay but yeah well grilled cheese is yeah i could i wasn't sure if there's like a dish i mean like eggs and meat i'm like okay if we gave you proper grilled cheese ingredients you think you could do better i think i could do a lot better i think i was like panicking in the heat of the moment with like five minutes and just was uncomfortable i i think i could do a much i think i could redeem okay geez okay maybe we'll do that tomorrow that uh the other thing i got next that should be fun content like it's just like next I think I could do a much – I think I could redeem. Okay. Jeez. Okay. Maybe we'll do that tomorrow.

The other thing I got next that should be fun content, like it's just like next Thursday and Friday, I'm going to the SEC tournament in Nashville. Oh, nice. First time. I've never been to it. Brandon, you've been before, right? I have.

It's fun. I haven't been to the Barstool Bar yet by Broadway, so I'm looking forward to running around there. And you've got a poker tournament starting tomorrow. I'm trying to fit it in. I've got a wedding. I've got to go to a frigging childhood friend's wedding in New Orleans Saturday with like a 5.30 flight in the morning. You can't miss a wedding for a car tournament.

I'm trying to squeeze in both because I could play. Why not just enter the poker tournament? You probably won't get to the final team. Well, the thing is Friday. It's an important event he's got to go to. It's a wedding. So the thing is, if I could play Friday, and if I made day two, it's not until Sunday at noon, and I could fly back Sunday morning.

Got it. But it's the Chicago main event. It's $250,000. It's $250,000. Literally doing it again. He's doing exactly the same thing again. $250,000? Yeah, it's a big one.

It's the Chicago main. Yeah, all right. We've got to get you in that. Yeah, we need to get. I know, I need to talk to you. Yeah, I know. I want to see. I wish.

I don't know if I can get him to agree to negotiations on here, but if we – Okay. If it was, the content would be – Yeah. You could just move the wig back. Did he say he's good with eggs and meat cooking? Because I don't believe that.

Eggs and meat cooking. TJ just said, did you say that you're good with eggs and meat cooking? I wouldn't say I'm good with it. I'm good is a strong term. I'm better at that than I would be at other stuff. What good with eggs and meat cooking? I wouldn't say I'm good with it. Good is a strong term. I'm better at that than I would be at other stuff. What kind of eggs do you make? Omelets or scrambled eggs. I mean, omelet's not the easiest thing in the world to make.

No. It's not all that difficult, but it's – Yeah. I used to like – the breakfast was the one thing I would cook because it saves money and stuff. Yeah. You know, just doing some eggs. Okay. Well, thank you, Mincy. Thank you know just doing some eggs okay well uh thank you mincy thank you blutman yeah thank you enjoyed kicking a butt back good day

oh yeah that was good hang yeah yeah we had i think we had a good good time enjoy it blutman yeah i really enjoyed it um aside from that one party that yeah the desert yeah got you um everything else was nailed desert you met pete went. That's cool. Yeah, that was cool. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I saw. The thing was, I actually saw Fall Out Boy, my Chicago experience, Saints-Bears 06 NFC Championship. They played halftime.

I drove up here from New Orleans for that one. The Bears beat the just crap out of us. Like a snow globe, perfect snowing. Yeah, they crushed us in the snow. Yeah. Mr. Wentz told Mincy that he has to do an incredible Mahomes impression. Yeah, that's what he said. Wow.

Oh, you did it for him? He mentioned it right when the video was done. I was like, yeah, I've gotten that a few times. Awesome. Yeah, I got to interview Ricochet, too. Brandon, he seemed like a really big WWE. Yeah, I saw that. That was awesome.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a big deal. They were talking, the WWE people I met were excited about you coming to Mania. They were talking about it at the party. They were asking if I was coming. We haven't announced I'm going to Mania yet. Are you? I didn't know if you're going or not. You just said I was.

I hope you are. Are you not? No, we've said it. It's okay. Sorry. I don't want you to get gun shy. No, don't get gun shy. It's 1 o'clock. I feel like I am a gun shy. No, don't get gun shy. It's 1 o'clock. I feel like I'm walking around. No, no. Don't change.

Oh, it's 1 o'clock. See you, Nick. Bye, Nick. Have a good trip. See ya. That's a good guy. All right. Where's he going?

He's got a flight sketch. Okay, cool. All right. See you, Mincy. Sounds good. I'm going to holler at you after this about the poker. Okay, holler. Cool.

I look forward to getting hollered at. When he says holler, he doesn't mean he's going to yell at you. No, I know. He's going to wait to go take a piss, and then he's going to try to have a conversation with me. I thought we learned from that, he said. Do you learn lessons? He is gun shy. Even when I walked into the shoot, he wouldn't. you learn lessons? He's just, he is gun shy.

Even when I walked into the shoot, he like wouldn't. I was like, what's up, Mincy? And he was just like. That'll wear off. He won't say hello? Yeah, he like didn't say hello. Give it a couple days, he'll be back. Yeah.

All right, let's start. Oh, wait, Dave tweeted something. Yeah. Breaking at 9 a.m. tomorrow, the stream will go live for a remainder of the challenge and clemmer will be given this puzzle it should take him an hour or two to complete he has done at 2 p.m and the puzzle says i've decided to cut the clemmer stream but keep him in there anyway this is too boring let him sleep to himself march 6 11 57 a.m. Holy shit. It's going to be must watch. This is going to be incredible incredible content.

That's like the meanest way to find out. He's going to assume that the part that everyone hated it. No one was talking about the part that he needs to know is that he became a viral king. Yeah. I think that's the redeeming thing. He literally became the people's champion, and the world was talking about him. LinkedIn was down. Is he going to be told that?

I don't know. I think Bibbs should tell him that. Yeah. Follow it up once he completes the puzzle. Oh, man. Can't wait to watch. I'm excited. By the way, the Shady Rays.

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The shades rated five stars by over 300,000 people. There's a non-zero chance that Clemmer just doesn't do that puzzle. Yeah. I'd say there's a solid chance he doesn't do it. He opens it and he's like, I don't want to do it. That would also be great. That would be very fitting because it would be in line with everything else. He's just like, I'm not doing this stupid puzzle.

And then takes a nap. That'd be fun. I might be rooting for that uh what time does he think he's getting out of there is it two o'clock yeah two o'clock okay which is the what they scheduled yeah but does he he doesn't have he doesn't have like a watch in there or anything does he so he doesn't know what time it is right now he doesn't know well that's my fear with the final hour, the final stretch. It's like he's just going to be sleeping the whole time. Yeah.

The idea that if he doesn't know he has one hour to go, he might have to open the door and just tap him on the shoulder and be like, all right, it's time to get up. And he's like, no, sorry, let me finish my nap real quick. It does look like they're giving him his meals at the right times, though. That's true. Maybe that's his time. That's true.

That's true. He'll get lunch and then know it's a couple hours. He's getting lunch at a specific time. We've just wasted four good minutes of time to listen to that. Yeah, let's listen to that. He's just reading. We're four minutes past one o'clock. Do we have to do a sponsored gauntlet today?

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Okay, tomorrow we have to do a sponsored gauntlet today? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Okay, tomorrow we have to do a sponsored gauntlet. We have to get PFT to do the gauntlet. He hasn't done it yet. He has. He has? I believe.

I think you were out. I think he's been on the show. I don't think he did the gauntlet, did he? Maybe he didn't. He didn't. He's got to do the gauntlet. There was something in the kitchen or something that day. I think him and Donnie wanted to do it.

Wanton Don. Oh, Wanton Don hasn't done it either? No, that day Donnie had somebody famous in there. Wanton did. He came back or something. PFT wants to do it. All right, yeah, we got to get PFT to do it. Okay, yeah, let's listen to some music.

And you've heard all of this, Kyle. Which one's the best? I forget which one was which, but you can't go wrong. Who's making love? Yo, I'm dancing in this club. I'm trying to beat skins. And who do I meet? A sexy set of twins.

I ask them to fuck. They want to throw a fit. They say, which one do you want? I said, I don'll give a shit. I take them both to the men's room They take off the clothes. I smell the perfume. They start to kiss my pants got tighter They went down on me and I sprayed like a firefighter. Oh me. I feel like I have power I know these bitches want another sticky show Making love, making love in the club Yeah, making love in the motherfucking club Getting head in the club bathroom Yeah, getting head in the-

This is his verse So I met this bitch at the super mart My dick got hard, that ass was art I stroll up to her, looking all cool Ask her if she wants to take a dip in my pool She says, yeah, I'd love to get out of this heat Well, I don't have a pool, so we can just beat She's naked, she asks me to fist her. I'm up so deep

I feel like a gynecologist Everybody needs a girl like this to have sex with Damn. Crush that verse. I didn't even notice the condoms on the side. Then I said, hey, won't you be my spotter? We go to the waist and I'm looking real quick. I look up at her and what do I see? A dick? Now I'm sitting alone here jacking. Next time I need to check if the bitch is pecking. What?

Now I'm making love, I'm making love in the gym. Yeah, I'm jerking off in this motherfucking gym. That bitch had a motherfucking dick. Yeah, it's not a bitch because she had a dick. Let's go, fellas. Johnson, your flow's fucking outrageous. Bitch. Good shit, brother.

Thanks, you too, homie. Thanks, homie. Wow. It's, it's, uh. Wow. Ooh, purr. Wow. Wow is the best word.

Wow. Wow is the best word. It's just a wow. Al, have you heard all these songs? Pie some yeah wow wow it is kind of in my head i'm horny well we should hear some more yeah we should we should probably hear some more now i understand i do understand why he ran i'd like to hear i do. Yeah, we should probably hear some more. Now I understand. I do understand why he ran. I'd like to hear fat bitches bounce. I said, fat bitch, walk away from me.

I said, fat bitch, go eat another fucking cookie. I said, fat bitch, why you talking to me? Yeah, fat bitch, control that obesity. I said, fat bitch, walk away from me. It's catchy. Fat bitch, go eat another fucking cookie. Fat bitch, why you talking to me? This is parody, everyone. You're offending my eyes. I said, fat bitch, you got those thunder thighs. Fat bitch, just look at that gut. Fat bitch, clear out a fucking pizza hut.

Fat bitch, you're offending my eyes. Fat bitch, you got those thunder thighs. I said, fat bitch, just look at that gut. Fat bitch, clear out a pizza hut. Yo, tiki, tiki, tiki, fat bitch. You're offending my eyes. I said, I said, I said,

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Motherfucking Yeah we gotta get him In here for the rest Who? Nick Yeah He's gotta sit down Yeah we

We can save him At the next Yak that he's here That's gotta be the intro song When our intro plays Instead that's Oh man The music that comes out.

Yeah. Can we get that set up for Monday? Can we get that set up for Monday instead of the Yak theme song? It's one of those. Do we want to go with Fat Bitch or do we want to go with... Let's listen to one more. There's Gus on the court. Hey, Gus.

Gus on the court. We've got a Gus on the court Hey Gus Hi Gus We got a Gus on the court That bitch's bounce felt like a 15 second song that they stretched out It did yeah They didn't really have much What's the song They just kept repeating it Oh Gus going outside

That'd be funny if Chaps just took him to the turf Let him shit right there It's like what it? It's grass. Gus is going to get rats out there. You pick, Brandon. Well, there's another album, right? Is this their second or first album? This is their second one.

I'm trying to moisten. Well, on my dick. Women's rights was the one that he was scared of. I'd say Do On My Dick. Can I request Do on my dick? Yeah, let's do do on my dick. You didn't listen to that already? We didn't listen to do on my dick.

You've already heard do on my dick? Oh. I have. Oh. The album is all dynamo. Oh my god. There he is. Oh my god. Shit, shit. Shit, shit. It's a ho. I'm a prick. I'm with a lady. She's kind of a slob. There he is.

She wants to fuck, but I got a sunab. I say don't worry, baby. Don't cry or sob. How about you spread those cheeks for a rim job? That's some shit. Here we go. Listen to this. With a girl out on the strut.

Can already tell she wants to ride on my boat But I don't want to pay the toll So I popped the question How about I hit the booty hole Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue

Dung on her tongue Does that say dung on my tongue? Dung on her tongue Yeah Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue

Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue Dung on her tongue I like to imagine one of these guys washing up to get ready to go perform a brain surgery and his phone starts blowing up. You're on the air. Yeah, I can't believe he shared this. So, Kyle, I got to ask. Do you have music in your past, too? Yeah, a little bit. There's no evidence like this, though?

Oh, hell no. No, no. Man. Anybody else here got music in their past? No. No. Me either. I don't have an album.

Sounds like I should have recorded a rap album. Yeah. We did have like a comedy rap group in my high school, and they did a version of that. You know that song, We built this city. Yeah. They did. My dick's all shitty from your asshole.

Oh, that sounds like you. Did everybody have an ass-fucking anthem at their asshole. Oh, that sounds like you. Did everybody hear it? I think that. On ass-fucking-ethan with this? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. I mean, I guess PMT, we've recorded some rap album or songs. Those always are just the worst for me because I go in and, like,

one time we were in front of Benny the Butcher and I am so bad rhythmically that they had to, like, break it down, like, basically word by word. that I had to they had to like break it down like basically word by word grown had to hold my hand it was like nice say this syllables too yeah and then Benny showed up and was like he listened to the song once and he's like all right I got it and then he went into the studio just off the top of his head just incredible yeah I feel like that's what they have it or you don't. Yeah. They do that.

So you don't think they write something. I think some of them maybe for like an album but like if you're like hey Benny can we get a verse like he can just come up with it instantly. Yeah that's insane. It feels like Roan. It feels like Roan's always thinking in that he's just constantly thinking about rhyming words

he's got a cadence to everything he's doing yeah every thought has a beat to it it's incredible so which song should we have

start the yak on Monday I'm sure you'd appreciate that yeah do we want to do one we already heard or would you guys like to surprise even us when one plays the Yak on Monday. I'm sure he'd appreciate that. Yeah. Do we want to do one we already heard? Or would you guys like to surprise even us when one plays? A little Monday treat. Yeah, TJ, maybe just do a little research

and figure out which one maybe fits perfectly. It'd be great if it was a Nick verse, too. One that captures the essence of the Yak, really. Yeah. That's what I would like. Which, you know what? My dick is close. You know what?

My dick is close. And maybe it's like the music, our theme music starts and it's a record scratch yeah and then it goes into do on my dick yeah yeah do on my dick what a banger do on my dick then they just switched up the shit on my prick yeah yeah didn't see that one coming well there's a lot of words to say for dick there are a lot of words there's a lot of words it's hard to be a creative kid these days like in the knowledge talks but in the past there was no evidence of anything so like if you wanted to become a like eric clapton's guitar playing when he sucked at it doesn't exist anywhere right but now any kid that that wants to become good at something,

the only way to get good at it is to suck ass for a very long time. There are trials and tribulations. But all of your sucking ass is going to be documented. Right. It's going to exist somewhere, and people will dig it up. Yeah, I think the next generation has a chronic fear of being cringe. Yeah. Especially now that there's like a widespread label.

So they just don't try anything. That's crazy. Have you guys seen this kid on Instagram? He's like a virtuoso. He's like this five-year-old who's... Hold on, I'm going to try to find it. He's like... He would be whatever Mozart would have been or Beethoven would have been. I had to try to find it. He's like, he would be whatever Mozart would have been

or Beethoven would have been. I had to try to find it. I don't understand five-year-old virtuosos at any discipline. It's crazy. How do they learn it? How do they have the desire to do it? How does any of that come about? Could it have been applied to something else?

Because five-year-olds like stacking dirt on top of dirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, they do. My son on Sunday, a mallet golf tees, just slamming them into the dirt for two hours. That's all he needs. Loved it. Fuck, who is this kid? This is going to drive me nuts.

I also feel like if I tried to tiger mom my son and force it, there's no way he would not go for it. I don't think I could make him sit at a piano for more than 20 seconds. I bought Tommy a guitar one time, a guitar and an amp. He really wanted it, and he picked the strings three times.

Yeah. And that was it. This is going to drive me nuts. That being said, I'm a free guitar. You can't fathom a five-year-old being skilled. The amount of skill and dedication it would take to be a world-class pianist, right? That being channeled through a five-year-old doesn't really compute to my mind. I know they exist, and there's five-year-olds out there that can tell you every, I don't know, every thing.

That's what I was on. The periodic table. That's when I started doing that shit just memorizing stuff you were doing it early five-year-olds benefit from a lot of like praise and positive reinforcement so they keep going what was the first thing you know i know your memories go what was the first thing like you were six you can remember this i was in kindergarten doing the presidents the alphabet backwards backwards. That's crazy. And like a mental math.

And my parents would just work me. When I was seven, I can remember the NBC Saturday Night lineup, all the stars of the shows. That was it. You did presidents. That's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, I was a genius. And the best part was like your parents being like, all right, KB.

They worked me to death Yeah I mean you are a genius Not even close No you are Your sample size is like the Barstool crew I do think about it Fair counterpoint There's theoretical physicists

Yeah I mean I'm not saying that How do you do it at Jeopardy? Horrible There's theoretical physicists. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that. How do you do it? Jeopardy. Horrible. Yeah. There's that level. This kid, I sent him, I sent you the video that I was scrolling and saw it. I was just like, this is, I don't know how a kid, like it's just, he's born with it. He's born with able to.

Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe. Maybe it is. I can't play that. It's a Drake song. Oh, fuck. Play another video of his. Maybe it is. I can't play that. It's a Drake song. Oh, fuck. Play another video of his. Damn it. Yeah, he listened to the video

I sent TJ. He heard a Drake song once and then he was playing it like two seconds later. He's like a perfect pitch. Yeah. Like he knows like music theory. And he like records and produces songs. If we're doing kids that we can use. I think that was good. And he like records and produces songs. I would rather cut it there.

Yeah, that sounds better. If we're doing kids that we can use. Oh wait, here's one he did that's insane that I don't understand, TJ. Can we do the tractor kid after this? Have y'all seen the tractor kid? No, I want to see the tractor kid. This one is crazy. This is how quick my workflow goes. Like, how does he do this?

I think I'll add some piano on top. I want the piano with a microphone. Is he just creating a song? Okay, I'm ready. Move it up a tiny bit like there. And I want that there in the next.

Alright, actually this is a good video, yeah. I don't like that one because it's too sustained. How? Too sustained? Stained. Oh, I think that was great.

That's so easy. I think the second last one That's so easy. I want to replace with the second last one. I want the repeat I need to hear the end of this. I think the second to last one. That's so easy. I want to replace with the second to last one. I want the repeat.

I need to hear the end of this. I think I'm ready. I could say the last name. Oh, my God. This is insane. Yeah. I don't need to prove a thing. Somewhere along the way.

Miles was getting a two-year-old. I mean, he's just reincarnated. I mean, it's pretty obvious. Yeah. It's just like a- Yeah. It's Ray Charles. Yeah, it's Ray Charles and the kid's body.

He died six years ago, so. But he can just play every instrument. He's perfect. But he's blind, so. Fuck, man. That's crazy. So, KB, as a fellow child genius, do you think that this kid is at risk of getting burnt out, or do you think that this is-

Sustainable. Sustainable, and we're seeing the beginning of a legendary musical career here? So I don't, I'm trying to think of any other examples of a kid like this. You remember the kid who played Lady Gaga on the piano? The viral kid? Mm-hmm.

No. Is he a famous musician now? He's doing all right, I i think i'm pretty sure that he has like a decent following he's not like a superstar but yeah that's i follow like a seven year old boy who he's like his mom's clothing designer he makes he so he designs them he sews them he whatever he's getting his work and like and they're actually like cute good clothes and he goes to the fabric store and the mom's like, pick out what you want. And he's picking out his stuff and he assembles

it all. Can we do Tractor Kid now? Yeah, what's Tractor Kid? Oh, I like Tractor Kid. This is Tractor Kid? No, I don't know. It's a Lady Gaga kid. I don't know how you're going to look up Tractor Kid. Maybe you try Tractor Kid and see if he comes up. He's the one who's like, you got to use a 42 grain bin on the old... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He talks like

a 78-year-old farmer who's like, you got to use a 42 grain bin on the old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He talks like a 78-year-old farmer. Yes. Who's been doing it for 70 years. It's just a kid who's probably six who walks around. What? What platform is he on? TikTok. TikTok.

He walks around like these tractor shows or combine shows just doing all kinds of, I don't know how to describe him any more than that. He's a tractor kid. I'm interested. Yeah, we need to get... He's like a 7-year-old, 50-year-old man. We need to do a kids' talent show with all these kids. Kids' version of Fellow Friday or something.

Yeah. I think that's him, the first kid. That would play. It ran pretty nice. Is that a bit bigger? One. Is that a bit bigger? One? Is that a bit bigger? Is that the same size?

That's a 4075 back there. So that's 75 horse? That's 75 horse. That's a new model. Just come out with it back in the fall. Oh, that'd be a nice machine to have. 75. It's got a nice race tag on, too.

Somewhere around 50,000. Oh! Oh, yeah, I see. He just knows everything about tractors? I like that it's got stand-by. Everything about farming. So if you're digging something really hard, you don't tip one way. The thing about getting in it is this is a little bit in your way.

If it was over here, I'd... No, I can see that. Yep. And those pedals are also a little bit. But I like all the places to put stuff. You can put your gadgets in. Yeah, and put your cup holder. Your sweet tea.

I like sweet tea. I'll be honest, for the first like 10 seconds, I thought he was playing a video game. Yeah, I did too. I thought he is. Yeah, I thought he was controlling the truck. I thought he was controlling the car. Me too. That wasn't what was happening?

That's just how he, he just loves to go to tractor shows. Does he do any tractors in the wild? I don't know. I've only seen him at shows. I haven't really researched him that much. Kate, have you ever seen him at anything but a show?

No, I've seen him. That's all I've seen. Is there like a Jake Malasek out there in the tractor world? That hates. This kid actually is fucking full of shit. He doesn't know shit about tractors. What had 7.7 million views?

Yeah, let me see that. I like Tractor Kid. 680. 780. Oh, you're close there. 800. 700. 790.

775. Seven, seventy... Five. There you go. There you go. Woo! Oh! I think that's more than it needs. Oh, no.

Oh, we can use it. We can always use more than we need. You may as well get a 24-row corn head on the front of that. What? That'll be it, right? Yeah. You never know. The future might be a 24-row on the front of that.

Yeah. They got them new machines, them big long machines, the Nexat, those big things that are getting made over there. So this kid's just going to end up being CEO of John Deere. He's going to run John Deere, yeah. He's going to get hurt and try some Vicodin. Oh, no. Like it.

Try to get story arcs, take it a dark turn.in. Oh, no. Like it. Tractor Kid's story arc is taking a dark turn. Yeah. Oh. I'm a fan of Tractor Kid, Brandon. Yeah, I liked him too. Yeah, I enjoyed him. Little Kids Friday.

Mm-hmm. Little Boys Friday. Little Fell Friday. Yeah, we should put wires on. Send us all your little boys. Five to seven. Five to seven Friday. Little Fellas Friday. Yeah, we should put flyers on. Send us all your little boys. Five to seven. Five to seven Friday. Can we see what Clemmer's doing right now?

They're actually starting a new trend online during the show called Clemming. Oh. And what is Clemming? Oh. You kind of lay there. I think PFT has a good one. Frank did it. Kind of laying there.

PFT on the desk. PFT started, I think. And then PFT in the street. Oh, Clemming. PFT in the gambling cave. He's Clemming. Oh. Gus.

I love that. Oh, oh, oh. Where is he now? He's got to be in the bathroom. Look at all his water bottles. He doesn't have the time to clean that up. I think he was bowling. Oh, okay.

Which he did instead of the rice challenge. Ah. Got it. So he could be taking a dump right now. There he is. Yeah, he is bowling. Okay. Setting him up. Okay. Setting him up.

Okay. What's he using to bowl with? A shoe? What is that? Another bottle? Oh, he's talking to nobody. That would be the hard part for me to get over it. This is,

this is where I want to tell him so bad. Yeah. Yeah. Right. All right. Well, we've got another, what?

10 hours. No longer than that. Yeah. 18 hours. You're right though. If it hadn't been for this, it'd just be a couple blips every now and then of. Yeah.

Just clips. Something kind of. Yeah. All right, TJ, should we spin the wheel? Should we spin the old wheel? Tomorrow we have a gauntlet that's

sponsored, so we're going to be doing some fun stuff. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is bad, by the way. This is really bad. Oh, boy. Dang. Tomorrow's Friday, right? Yep, I think way. This is really bad. Oh, we good. Let's try. Oh, boy. Tomorrow's Friday, right? Yep, I think so. Well, I'll be done. And we'll be watching the Clemmer Watch Party for the last hour.

Oh, yeah. I'll be on the show for it. Oh, perfect. For the last hour, we'll be tuning in. So we'll be live explanation of whatever Clemmer's doing at the time potentially sleeping and moving that book to get more room to sleep could have timed it better

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