The Yak - Nicky Pays His Wheel Debt and SHAVES HIS BEARD | The Yak 12-16-24

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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Hello everyone. Hey. How's everyone doing? Good, good. Last full week before Christmas? Yep. Brandon, you'll be at the Bear's stream tonight? No, no I won't.

You're trying to trigger the boy. There's not gonna be a stream tonight. Yeah. There's no stream tonight. No. Steven, I forgot to tell you're trying to trigger the boy. There's not gonna be a stream tonight. Yeah, there's no stream tonight No, even I forgot tell you that don't have a hole Bears yeah, I asked about that last week. Yeah bears Eddie and not chief and white socks Dave are at the game Oh in Minneapolis. Yeah, and the bears suck. They're not and I'm I'm Beyond tired and that they I think they're affecting my health the not. Yeah, I'm beyond tired. And they I think they're affecting my health.

The Bears. Yeah. It's your first year in Chicago. Like it would mean a lot, probably, if they were good. Well, he was here last year. Yeah. We were here last year. First year with Caleb Williams. You know, a lot of him. He was talking. He was.

He was talking to Caleb Williams, not you. Yeah, he was talking. He was talking. He was talking. He was looking at you. I was killing. Yeah, I wasn't making eye contact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that was smart Yeah, is it the Bears being bad? That's bad for your health or is it you here 20 hours a day? That's probably also And my kids having a rolling sickness going on very nice house Brandon how you doing? I'm doing good, man. Just working that portal. Just just trying to make things happen. Portal sucks, man. It sucks bad. I've been working it hard and it's yeah, it sucks.

It's not fun. Just working it. Yeah, just just doing my job. You know, doing your job. You're working the portal. What portal? The football transfer portal. You guys are working it. Oh, I flipped Chris Henry Jr. Oh really? Yeah. Nice.

Oh, Nick's back by the way. Yeah, I thought that was pretty sick of me. Could you have you back Nick? Yeah, thank you. That, sitting here in person, that beard looks thick and beautiful. Oh yeah, fuck. I forgot. Oh.

Today's the day. You can't shave that with those. Oh my, yeah you can. You can start with that. those oh my yeah, you can you can start with that I brought every holy shit It's not gonna be good. I in the back of my head. I was like do we have something today? I was like no, I don't think so and then I'm gonna look like the common lesbian. Oh my I Tried to trade last night. I don't know if that would have been allowed. I tried to trade trying to try to haggle I tried to trade naked for clean shaven. Oh, that would have been a worthy trade.

He said no. That would have been a worthy trade. We would have, yeah, I would have accepted that trade. Yeah, absolutely. Well, damn. Much rather see Nick naked than clean shaven. So do you wanna? Should we all do it?

You guys all want to shave? No, no thank you. I'll do it in it you guys all know no, no, thank you I'll do it It's all there at a perfect time because it's not like I have to meet my girlfriend's family over the holidays A lot of people for the first time. Oh certainly Okay, can I feel better though? No, um, at least you didn't break your foot. Oh, yeah Well, but he he was doing something strenuous, right? Yeah, he was taking an uber two blocks But he was doing something strenuous, right? Yeah, he was taking an Uber two blocks.

I don't think there's a worse time to break your foot than right before. The worst time. This isn't our first foot break getting out of a car, is it? Nate. No, Nate. Nate, like, fucked his whole world up. Yeah.

Matt should do that, like, twice a year. Yeah, he's going to get so fat. What did he do? He stepped out too hard? It was on a curb. And I actually, like, I was thinking about it, it like when would be the opportune time to break your foot I don't know like something like maybe Maybe like late February. There's no good time to break your foot

There's no good time, but like there's better times like you are to manage. You're sitting around you watch a bunch of games You get your foot better for for summer You get your foot better for summer. But, like, right now, he said that he has to take... He's flying to Philadelphia, has to take a train to New York for a wedding, train back to Philadelphia, and then flying to Hilton Head with his girlfriend's family. Good time to go to...

All with a broken foot. And being the broken-foot guy in a group of people you don't really know, you're a nuisance. Yes. It's a burden. Yeah, you're annoying. I'm trying to think if that's actually good

for a wedding though. Could you get out of a lot? You don't have to dance. But having to put on a suit. That's, yeah. Suit plus crutch. And you're making the day about you. Yeah.

Like you're distracting. Everyone's like, oh, what happened to you? The bride's gonna start crying as soon as Max shows up. He has a white cast. Yeah. And you don't have a story. At least you would like it'd be cool if you're like, oh yeah, I went to dunk.

He just literally took a cab two blocks. Yeah. Two blocks and stepped on a curb. It's a Jones fracture? Jones fracture. Is that a bad one? What the hell is the sound of that? It's a lot of, Stephen Che was doing like horrific stats

yesterday when he found out he was just like, Brooke Lopez missed 100 games um I think it's bad I think if you're an athlete they do surgery and if you're not you won't so I think he's good Okay, the surgery it seemed yeah, I mean Most of the athletes got surgery which sucks, but yeah I mean he doesn't technically need his foot for anything speed related Not needing your foot Eight weeks, I think can I say something without jinxing it what I feel like this means that the Eagles are absolutely going to the Super Bowl

Oh, yeah, max having to watch the Eagles in the Super Bowl in like a handicapped. Yes Mean something the parade with a broken foot. We got him a motorized wheelchair. I wanted to get him the Stephen Hawking with the straw. Oh, great. Have him text to speed. Yeah, if he's just rolling around, it's like, dude, oh, yeah, I didn't know that you can't use your whole body below your neck.

He's like, oh, it's just my foot. It's my pinky toe. It's the only wheelchair we had. But yeah, does that give you some perspective? Yeah, it makes me feel better. Yeah, you have two feet that work. But yeah, that does that give you some perspective? Yeah, it makes me feel better. Yeah, you have two feet that work. Yeah. See Brandon, you have you have two feet. I don't have a chin though. I never have. I got a couple. Brandon, let's talk it out. You're stressed. Let's talk

what I'm fine. I'm I'm just sitting here doing the show just like everybody else. Let's get your schedule. You actually weren't doing the show. Yeah. Oh, you're, you're, it's on your mind. The week before Christmas sucks because you have to try to get everything packed into one little area. Agreed. So what are we gonna do? We're, we're gonna, we're gonna.

Power through? We're gonna do shows just like we always do shows. We're just gonna keep going? Just keep going, yeah. Keep going. See you in Columbus Saturday night? Yep. Keep going. Keep going. That's what we're going to do.

You're just never going to stop. Just keep swimming. It's one week. I'm worried about his face. I'm not worried about his face. I think he's... Can I do it for him? Sure. Do you want to shave me? No. I'll take it. No, no, no. I just want to shave your beard. The wheel would punish us. You know that. Okay. Though, right? I. You know that. Okay.

Is that right? I'll go do it. Now? Do it right now? Yeah, well, it's going to grow. It could grow back by the end of the show. Yeah, just do it now. Maybe you'll have it.

Are you nervous, Kyle? I think it'll be all right. It's not going to be all right. Let me take a before and after. Have you ever been clean shaven in this company? I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head.

I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. I had a chin strap for the back of my head. gonna be alright. Let me take a before and after. Have you ever been clean shaven in this company? I had a chin strap for the Boston. But I had the it highlighted you know how like the chin straps are supposed to like make your jaw look sharper? Mine was just like a parenthesis. Yeah and then I died it dark brown How fast you grow it I'll probably stubble by probably the end of the week, but I'm gonna try to

Not release any semen So I want to try to retain semen to keep the tea in my body and instead of coming out as calm It'll come out as that's really smart Do some squats prop yeah, I got to do everything I eat the wolf yeah Do you you want to do it right now? Okay shave? What's better is it better if he does it just sitting in the studio? Oh? Yeah? I mean you could just do it or is it better if we get a reveal the review I like to reveal then we need his head in a bag when he comes back or something what so we can't see it So we do everyone for me. We want to reveal yeah cover. How about I turn the corner? No?

Yeah, I like the bag all right Come in that door. We have the camera on him when it comes in that door right? Yeah, and maybe get like a Let's get a bag. What about like a burlap sack in a Saddam Hussein hidey hole? We got a mind him. Yeah, I'm out Just for shaving can he keep the mustache or it's all gotta go? Clean. I think it's all gotta go. Do you wanna start with keeping the mustache? No, I mean, what was it?

If I got swept it was Hitler's stash. Hitler's stash would've been bad. By the way, you're- I'm so semitic. You're very trusting. The last two shows you've missed, it hit towel whip for you and then it hit clean shaving for you.

And you've not once checked to see if it was real yeah I guess it's just part of the I think swirly I was gone, too. Yeah, you were wait a When Kyle's not here he gets free bonus beds for that true when you're not here you get bad things that you know wonder What that means? well Thanks looking thick yeah, I was trying to grow it out all winter. You still can. You just have to have a later start than you wanted. Yeah, you're fine.

All right. All right. See you guys. Godspeed. You really gonna go do it? Why is everybody acting like this is the biggest deal in the world? It's pretty big. It's a pretty big deal.

Kyle, you wanna do it? We are going to treat you differently, Nick. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I might gasp. I might, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Gafal? I'm gonna look like a very butch lesbian. Yeah, I didn't wear glasses I was I knew we'd look exactly like

Yeah, all right go let's do it All right, Brandon. Let's let's figure this out. Let's figure this schedule out today. What do you have? Yeah, I think Yes, oh We're gonna make him shave? Yeah. I think he won't. Wait, did it actually land on my head? More of it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, you'll have Luke Blutman to help. No.

No. Luke, sit this one out, Luke. I can't go with Blutman. Sit this one out, Luke. Sit this one out, Luke. Grab the other Blutman. How about no Blutmans? Or yeah, grab an Ebo or someone.

Who's in the gambling cave? You got a guy calling her? Yeah, or Harry. blood mints or yeah grab an Evo or someone who's in the gambling cave yeah Harry Harry's good get him out of second he knows beards yeah that's true all right so Brandon what what time you guys do in the mostly sports Christmas special four o'clock today today yeah playing werewolf around 1 32 o'clock for an hour yeah so you have an hour in between. Hopefully. I don't think it's going to be.

There's no way that's going to be. There's no chance we have an hour in between. But why not? Werewolf's not going to be. We're going to do this show until 2. We stopped after an hour last time. We're going to do this show until 2. It was like an hour and 30, wasn't it?

No, it was an hour. Yeah, but you didn't have dynamic personalities like me and Mark Titus on this one. True. Good point. All right, and then you have trivia tonight? Six and seven. Six and seven? Yeah, and if you ever trivia tonight? Six and seven. Six and seven?

Yeah, and if you ever let me do a Jeff D. Lowe produced trivia show that's not the dozen again, I'm quitting. I love Jeff, but I don't think he wants to finish this. It's going to be great. You gotta finish it. Finish what you started. It's going to be great. All right, and then tomorrow?

White elephant? White elf, I'm not participating in that. The whole offices? I didn't think, I didn't do it last year. That's gonna be great. All right, and then tomorrow? White elephant? I'm not participating in that. The whole offices? I didn't do it last year. Oh. Are we doing it? Yeah, yeah. I thought it was, I thought that was people that aren't us.

No, that's us. We didn't do it last year. Yeah, yeah, no, we did it. You did it, right? I didn't do it. Oh. Nobody did it. The whole office happened is participating. You don't have to I'm not going to okay That's a fork. I mean, that's pretty ironic if you don't participate in the white elephant. You know what I mean? Yeah

It's like pretty Are you you're calling me both Caucasian and fat? Yeah, go go just make sure Nick's okay Yeah, shaving in the bathroom Get a couple more guys all All right, then what else? Wednesday, we're going to do our Christmas special around 7 o'clock. Yep. We're streaming Friday night.

We got, we're going to Ohio State. You don't have to come to the stream on Friday night. Jerry After Dark tomorrow? Jerry After Dark tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah. Are you doing Jerry After Dark tomorrow? Isn't the yak mostly?

I don't think we had a choice. We had never planned anything. So if you're doing Jelly After Dark, you should do White Elephant. OK. I'll just buy a gift then. And then Saturday, we're going to Columbus. Yep.

And we're coming right back. And streaming. Streaming. Yeah. So we're good. Yeah, we're good. And then you're done. I'm not worried about that. done. I'm not worried about that

Yeah, I'm not worried about it at all. I you just you walked in and I was trying to figure out when we were Hey, what's up? What's up? Jerry? He's in the bathroom. Shea Yeah, he's doing right now Everyone wants to get a piece of Nick You're gonna be fine I I'm not. I had to sit and think and I was like, okay Well, this is and when you walked in you saw me sitting and thinking he was like Brandon doesn't sit and think yeah This is weird. And then you said now I gotta I gotta make it a thing, but it's not no I'm not making a thing. I want to figure it out. So you're not stressed. It's figured out We got we got the yak until to yeah, then we got werewolf. Oh, we have a little early today

We have quick picks and then we have a shit werewolf and then we have a little early today. We have quick picks and then we have a shit werewolf and then we have Mostly Christmas special. Yep, which has Nick and Kyle on it and then we'll we'll go from there I Hadn't previously asked you Kyle I figured if I said it out loud just now that it would manifest yeah, okay bang Oh, that's awesome done KB's going to be there. KB's going to be there.

That's going to fix his everything. Yeah. That sounds about right. Yeah. Hell yeah. I can't think of anybody else on the act that would help. So. How was everyone's weekend?

Good. I went Christmas shopping on Friday. Yeah? I did a lot of Christmas shopping. Oh, you actually went Christmas shopping? Yeah. You're joking. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I said to him. I was like, we were joking on mostly sports. I had to have a day away from my family and went to work to figure it all out. I had to buy my daughter a big gift. A car. It was a car, yeah. So I didn't have a day this week, so I had to go last week. And by buying her a car, you mean?

Buying me a car. Self a car. Giving her my car. Is that really what's happening? I think so. What type of car are you getting? I want a truck. Y'all know how expensive trucks are?

No. Trucks are crazy. Did you fix the crack in your windshield? Yeah. The car you're gonna give your? Yeah. Wait, what type of truck? Oh I want a nice one.

A pickup truck? Yeah, like a big one. Like a dually? A Silverado, something like that, yeah. Double wheels in the back for everyone? Not the double wheels, but a bit- Mud flaps, your Simi Sam mud flaps, back off. Mud flaps, some sexy ladies back to back on.

You more of a Simi Sam or the sexy ladies? I'm a truck nuts guy. You're a truck nuts guy. Are you? Yeah, I'm a truck nuts guy. Are you going to, so then you're gonna be the guy who has to move everyone? No, I'll let you borrow my truck.

If you're not hauling shit, what's the upside of getting a truck? Good point. I like sitting higher than everybody else. Okay. Like a status thing. Yeah, I like sitting higher. You're getting it for your daughter?

I'm getting it for me and she'll get my car. Oh, got it. So the Christmas present to her is what? My car. But wait, what about like a 2024? Yeah, but did you would a truck fit your whole family? We have my wife's car fits off that would be the car for the road trips, right? Got it. Yeah Are you don't need to this truck is just yours? Yeah, this is my truck. I love that

I haven't had it. I haven't had a truck in adulthood Really? My first truck was a 1971 Chevy, but I haven't had a truck in adulthood. Really? My first truck was a 1971 Chevy, but I haven't had a truck since then. Do you think it'll get you more respect in the Antioch community? I think it'll make me feel, it'll make me respect myself more. Because it's hard to respect yourself

when you are driving a Jeep built for a 16 year old girl. Yeah. And I understand Jeeps are now high school girl cars Yeah, but I always wanted one a nice one, so I got one now now you're ready to Truck you do look at trucks on the road and think that guy that's a guy does that guy's got it together He's got yeah, yeah guys in control. Are you thinking cornflower blue? No no I can't take that from Che that would destroy him So you seen the green on these forerunners? The Toyota forerunner green I saw one yesterday. I thought of you

No, you might want to look into that. He's just our color guy now. Give that a take your breath away. Give that a peek. Oh Oh Yeah God it looks so was Danny standing outside there or was he inside? Yeah outside. Oh that kind look. There's a tree. There's multiple trees. But then he looks like he's I guess that's the person's Yeah, okay. I was gonna say he shouldn't be inside there. So I did some digging. I don't the actual

color and hex color pan of cornflower blue does not match the Volkswagen cornflower blue. So it is the color of that car specifically. That car I believe you're looking at is Voodoo blue. What's he saying? Yeah, this is not the exact color. Wait, so what does that mean? I gotta figure out what color that car is.

You don't know what color you're looking at. So you're a Voodoo blue guy car you don't know what color you're like not necessarily no it's a little bit different I don't know I got I got to figure it out oh no so you're in love with a color that you're in love with the wrong color yeah I need like a craigslist Miss connections for like the color I need wait can we see the rab four green this is a green or a four runner yeah I saw a green for runner never seen a green like it before oh I'd like to see this green hmm not for me the light green are you talking about a light yeah I've never seen that either never seen I saw that on that's a cool green I would

like to see that parked next to the cornflower blue car. Yeah, I'm gonna name that color lime juice lime juice Okay, do you say juice? Yes, okay? Lime smoking carrots these cars are reminding me of the colors of the fake kids food and hook remember They had that like matte play-dohy colored food that they wait. Are you talking about when they invisible food? Yeah? I have a yeah, it's like the invisible food colors. Yeah Maybe that's why it's comforting to us Maybe just yeah the lost boys were now the lost boys Our cars are just the lost boys. I got tagged in this photo of this um

Bird with like a very specific purple color test have you seen this no I have not seen the bird Purple color test we've seen this no I have not seen the bird If you want to get the bird colors we'd be here all day, holy I don't know birds I'd like different colors like the birds got some colors. Yeah, they touch that up. Yeah Yeah, modify Swallows have a violet back starling. Let's see one. Okay. I like how Chase is in this new color that just dropped. This bird has probably been around for 10,000 years.

Ever since Floors. You ever seen one like that in real life? No, I can't say I haven't. That's one of those birds you see when bird watching, right? When you write it down in your little notebook That's not a raven No, they're ravens are black. I know why aren't they purple don't know that I feel stupid Because they're purple in the NFL well there they're also they they only know black as well. They're black as well. Yeah, that's true

But they're also purple black and purple black and purple purple. Black and purple. Is it the only purple animal? Oh, are there purple animals? Oh, there's multiple purple birds, right? What did I think of the octopus? That's why I think birds are the best animal. Octopus?

Is there like an octopus species that's purple? Grimace. Yeah, I'm sure there's fish. There's gotta be purple fish, yeah. Land animal though, I don't know. Purple's like birds have the best colors and they fly. Yeah. They have a couple. That's the best animal. That's it. That is the best animal. I have them talk. I I want to

debate you but I don't having the best colors and also flying and like they're like the fastest is a a lethal one, too. They have four bullet points that would make them number one. We don't talk about they're flying enough. They just fucking fly. Yeah. High and low.

Yeah. They don't really care. And they can walk. Fast and slow, yeah. Most of them don't really cruise like they should. They're not up there just kind of hanging and flying. And they'll fuck around. Yeah, they're not static.

They're kind of going. I don't know. I feel like if I could fly, I would just be. Bird will fuck around and swim on you, too Would that make pigeons the worst animal because they're no colors and they barely barely even fly They're just they're just a waste of a bird. It's fly. They're like depressed birds Like you don't have to could fly if you just like tapped into your potential, but they just mope around I don't want to there's the athlete pigeons the oh

There are pigeons and they they like yeah Where's the athlete pigeons? The guys collect them on the roofs. And they do 100 mile races? I guess pigeons do fly. What am I thinking? Oh, penguins don't fly. Penguins are overrated. Well, yeah, but penguins have their own strengths.

You see them in the ocean. They're ballerinas. What, getting eaten? I think penguins are vastly overrated. No, penguins are not overrated. That's a crazy thing. What do they do? If they were more widespread, I think they'd be very overrated

I just feel like they just sit around and they get eaten by sharks and say look like they're little tuxedos You can see they're poop from space They've pooped so big and such large swaths that you could see it from space Well, they're also pooping on ice which kind of cheat code right that is yeah, I'm not a pigeon or a penguin guy Yeah, I never thought you were yeah Birds that can't fly I did think you someone asked me yesterday penguin or panda was like panda all day Pandas are overrated you know about an overrated animal. They're dumb animals handles very funny stupid. Yeah, I know that's makes them funny I like goofy animals

I've been in the platypus wormhole. Oh, yeah I've been in the platypus wormhole. Oh, yeah I saw platypus the other day a platypus a real something. Yeah Platypuses are something man out in nature. No, I didn't see a platypus I just I saw it on Twitter that I had to follow it and They got a lot going on man. They might be aliens. Yeah, it was it was a cartoon it said like it was a Noah's Ark and it was a Beaver and he's like if we're gonna be here for a while We might as well get to know everyone and he's looking at a duck

That's how the platypus good. I don't see that yeah What's the platypus is day-to-day look like what's the I think there's a lot of swimming they swim they swear Are they building shit they like? They fucking they're laying eggs and laying eggs What the fuck does a platypus do where are they building shit they like? They fucking they're laying eggs and laying eggs What the fuck does a platypus do where are they? New Zealand Are they in America? They're not America. I was gonna say I think we'll all die before We see an actual platypus in the wild. I don't think any of us ever will no unless we go to New Zealand

Or Australia. Australia. How'd Australia get stuck with everything? That should have been obvious. They got the craziest animals. Platypus. Hey, what's the platypus, what's the first word there? What's its actual name? Ornithornisicus?

No. Yep. Horny, ornithorny. They have, they're venomous. They can be. Wait, what? And they have no stomach. Their esophagus goes right to their anus. They have no stomach, that was the...

They glow under UV light, which is sick. That's crazy. Wait, what do you mean they have no stomach? How do they suck in nutrients? Ah, they don't have a stomach. The organs. They just eat and shit? They have a long esophagus that leads to their ass.

It's like a sea cucumber. So they just shit right away? They have unusual ovaries. Oh, that's a good point. They have a long esophagus that leads to their ass. They have a long esophagus that leads to their ass. That's a good point. They have a long esophagus that leads to their ass. That's a good point. They of a long esophagus that leads to their ass Yeah, like a sea cucumber. They just want to have right away. They have unusual ovaries

some of them have to Huh that would suck to have to like shit right like as soon as you get done eating I guess Yeah, it sounds like it's a kind of convenient though. Yeah, they're all in one sitting on the toilet Yeah, you have to eat while you're shitting. Yeah, it's like a nice restaurant But you're all sitting on So how do they get the nutrients out of the food How do they get the sustenance? How do they get the are they they constantly hungry? You know some birds have to eat like half their body words Well, we went to platypuses, okay

Dude you look good. Why is Kate doing that face? That's our surprise for you Where the glasses it's bad. Oh, I think you look good Skateboarder you also look significantly younger. Yeah Cool musician yeah, look 32 now. That's a good thing. No shit. No side profiles. Not good. I Think you look good guys. Who's next? That's great. Thanks. I need to get a tan Yeah, the tan would help for sure yeah, yeah, all right That was a hilarious right? Yeah, that's really good now. we don't have to put clean shaven on there anymore. What?

Oh. I guess we could keep it on. Somebody else should have to go do it. I think you look awesome. Yeah, you look maybe better. You might look better. I don't think that's... I think you look better.

I think you're going to be high up in some communities. I think you also... What community? I can see, like, chicks being into this. Yeah. But why are you, like, you're fetishizing me? Yeah, I Think you I think you're gonna find that you're even better as like a lightly stubble guy. Yeah, your beard was too long It was long. It didn't look good. It would turn red. Yeah, I'm actually I don't really know how to shave

I was bleeding it hurts Pops never taught me All right, what were we talking about you have some fun with it or what I'll apply the pusses oh cool should we feel his face you guys want to come touch my face I don't want to touch his face I don't Don't touch the blood. Oh, my God. Oh, oh. Yeah, pretty bad. A lot. Right there is bad.

Yeah, I think you're good. All right. Very smooth, though. Would we all look better clean shaven? That's a good question. Question will never find the. Hawkeye one. Damn. All right. Sorry for disrupting. No, Nick, might be never find the answer. Aw, come on. Damn. All right.

Sorry for disrupting. No, Nick might be the hottest guy here now. Like a cool boyish farmer that plays guitar. Oh. That's what I was going for. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows Pokemon still?

I think the playful tuft of hair sticking out of the hat is helping. What communities will he be hotter in? Like women and men. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good It's a lot of community pretty good. Yeah. All right How's your face feel it's kind of raw but uh, I'm hoping I had to shoot a thing for stool scenes steep Whatever Jenga and I hope there's like a reshoot that we have to try to keep continuity. Oh, yeah That'd be good. I think you look great. Have you guys ever shaved with Luke Blutman just hovering behind you know

He still went yeah, I Yes, actually He still went I was being a diva has it come in How many guys were in there it was three guys? Yeah, it was three guys. I'll watch you shave I've never shaved in front of three guys It's kind of a cool experience Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. It felt good. It was a it's a nice reset for the new year I'm not grow back. I'm a little disappointed that you don't look worse. I

Did I do not that I wanted you look bad, but like I wanted a little more of a shock Yeah, it was shut like you look very different when you had your glasses off as well when you turned the camera Yeah, I thought you're very different. Oh you do. Oh, that's fine. He got his ass punched in the face. Yeah, I'm next He never did another movie. I think his wife died. He had to like take care of the kids He never did another movie. No, I think his wife died. He had to take care of the kids where he had. Is he doing a comeback right now? He was going to, but then he got punched in the face.

He was like, I'm going back away, right? Oh, I thought he was. Why did the person punch him in the face? Just because it was Manhattan, right? Yeah. That will happen. It's better than getting shot. Yeah, significantly, I've heard.

I would rather get shot and grazed my arm so I could have a bullet scar Yeah, just like look how awesome this is I got shot having had been shot would be awesome Yeah, being like I got punched you're like. Oh, you're a pussy Have you do you guys know anybody's been shot? My grandfather shot my uncle Wayne once my grandfather shot my uncle Wayne where. What? My grandfather shot my Uncle Wayne. Where? His son? No. No, in the side. They were deer hunting. Oh.

Opposite sides of a field. Not bright. And my grandfather, who's dead now, tried to shoot a deer, and he missed, and he hit Wayne. It's like Dick Cheney. It was like Dick Cheney. Yeah. Did Dick Cheney kill that guy?

No. No, just smattered him with buckshot. Shot him in the ass. Yeah, it was birds. They were hunting for birds, right? So they didn't have very powerful guns. I interviewed Trace Adkins once, the country singer who sings honky tonk,

ba-donk-a-donk, and his ex-wife shot him in the heart. Like, and he lived. Literally? Yes, like in the heart and somehow he lived. He's like 6'8". He's enormous and I asked him about it and he's like, I deserved it. He was like cool about it. He didn't care.

What did he do? I don't know, but I bet it was bad to get shot in the heart. That's badass to be like, you got shot in the heart but I deserved it. I don't know how you survived that. I have no idea. I heard it feels like a hot marble melting on your skin Oh, oh, I'd rather be punched in the face. Yeah I've had the casings get stuck on my neck and it sizzles

Right through your skin like cooking. It's right through your skin I wouldn't want to get shot. No. No'm gonna. I'm gonna say right now. No shooting Jerry didn't bring his gun yesterday Was he supposed to he was going to for the Steelers in case what just Max got out of line, okay? Just keep him in line. He was gonna bring it with no bullets I was like I think people are probably gonna say that's bad If he's just flashing a guy bringing a gun to to the office is never good. No. No. But it was nice of him to tell Max he wasn't going to bring it.

Yeah, it is nice. But that makes you think he is. Right. Because he did text me. He was like, are you sure? On Sunday mornings, are you sure I shouldn't? I was like, yeah, I'm sure. Do not bring your gun. I've given us some thought. You should definitely bring your gun. Yeah.

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On my knees. You're puking on your knees? On my knees. I always try to stand up. Sitting. Sitting as well. Perfect posture. Really? I was doing a lot of sitting while I was puking. I'm a standing bent over at the waist.

Yeah, right. But not when you're like so sick. Like I would take a sip of water and and then puke No, that's when I'm sprawled out on the bathroom tile Yeah, I was laying on the bathroom for a while took like an hour shower Just sitting on the in the shower you drop a couple LB's I think so that's good. Yeah Would rather not had it happen though So I was what it did happen dog shit all Saturday sucked. I Still don't feel great and then I eat chili on Sunday which probably wasn't the smartest thing to eat the first time

that you can eat again no I think it is you need something with some you can't go chili you some heft to it you need something a little density shock the system back into yeah get it back we're back in the game boys I didn't eat for 36 hours yeah like chili oh stomach you had a day off? Get back in the fucking game. Let's go. You thought this was gonna be the new normal? No way. I love a good post migraine meal because it just takes my whole body away and I throw up and everything and the next day I'm But you know what the worst ravenous the worst part about it is if you don't eat if you're like sick for a whole day like I was and then you don't eat then the first meal makes you re sick like not in a I didn't throw

Up, but it was like I felt I felt sick again just from like having Like something in my body again. Yeah, fuck me up the post-diarrhea meal was probably the best Yeah, completely empty refill refill at all like a platypus. Yeah, what I miss about platypus They're venomous there are males that lay eggs We can't really catch straight to a mouth to butthole pipeline just straight long esophagus. It's perfectly straight. No stomach. What? What's that? What does their poop look like? We don't know Did you look up platypus? Whatever they Whatever they ate. They're biofluorescent. Oh yeah, they glow.

They glow. That's why you'll never see a platypus at a, like, blacklight bowling alley. Well, you would see it. Yeah, you would. That's where they should hang. They don't want to go there. Right. Did they test multiple platypuses or did one dude just bust on one and then he's like,

it has to be. How do you find that out? I think I like stumbling out. How do you stumble across those ooh? Toledo's we fucking around Good for Toledo Zoo. Yeah, it's a claim to fame. Oh, what's the most depressing zoo to be an animal at? Any any mid-sized city right by those tiger places? Yeah, you say like they have they have an idea of like what city they're in It's a good-sized city, right? Probably those tiger places. Like you said, Joe, what's the place? They have an idea of what city they're in. Yeah.

Fuck. I would do anything to be in a cage in San Diego. God damn it, I'm stuck in a cage. I'm here in Galveston. My cousins, yeah, my cousin's in Miami. My first job was at the Wheeling Good Zoo. It's just called the Good Zoo. It's pretty bleak. Yeah, it's pretty bleak Yeah, I'd imagine I'm listening to a podcast right now about free willy

Anybody else listen to that no no what I saw the number the whale that was in free willy Yeah, yeah, that whale was in a tank the size of a swimming pool in Mexico City It like was so shallow. It was like it was like nine feet deep. Oh, it's very depressing for you. It's like super depressing. You're listening to a podcast about Free Willy? Well, so then there was a huge movement after the movie. The Mexico Zoo then underwent construction. They're like, what do we do with this whale?

And Free Willy was like, we're shooting a movie, we need a whale, can we borrow it? Borrowed it for the movie, then it went back to the small tank, but after the movie, all these kids were like, what about the actor whale like whatever and There was this huge movement and millions of dollars and blah blah blah to finally But you can't just put a whale that's always been in a small pool back in the ocean right so then they moved it to like a bigger tank in

Washington State or whatever and then they cut off a whole harbor in like Iceland to like whatever and then you got free Well, so I'm not paying for the things have to wait for the next What do you mean you're not paying for what? Is this an in-app purchase podcast it's like if you don't pay you have to wait wanted to tell you can't binge Listen, so I have to wait till next week How did you even find this but this storm comes and he gets out and all of a sudden they're tracking him and he's like beelining Straight line across the all that he was like traumatized by the pot. It's fascinating. This might be the the podcast bubble Right here. It's yeah, it's pets.com. It's really good. Like hey, we've gone too far

Yeah, free Willie pocket Anyway, how many episodes of dollars and like a ten-year process and I'm at the part where they finally free what happens I don't know if he dies or lives How many episodes it's the first or could I ever get released back into the wild yeah was the actor that played Willy Yeah, call him an actor. He thought he was actually doing that shit Anyway, so I'm waiting to find out what happens to him, and I'm like afraid to even look at that screen Cuz I don't know I Pull the screen back up. Fuck.

But right now he's loose in the ocean. Oh no. After many years and millions of years. Keep going down because we're just now to where he's, okay. Oh no. Oregon. Oh no. Oh now he's in Iceland.

That's quite a twist. Okay. Oh wait. Oh so not, not, no, yep. The hideous pack nevermind. Nevermind, wait. Oh, so not not no yep Never mind How the hell do you die of that as a whale yeah, right you're in the cold water oh fuck That makes no sense Kiko so he does die well. I mean not of not of anything anybody did to him

Yeah It was so sad that he'd like fucking loved people And when they finally started releasing him he would like come over to the boat and beg he was visibly dying in captivity in captivity He his last years were good yeah, okay, okay? Yeah, all right all right, but it was only five years That's not a long lifespan. That's not that long, but again How do you die from that as a whale? Oh? He lives he was a long he was actor

We still got a residuals where were those whales attacking boats. Oh, yeah, that's still going on that we resolve that I Don't know Yeah that I don't know yeah it was like some Russian shit we thought whales were getting his grave I go to his grave the whales woke up and they're tightest you want to go to pre Willie's grave but the scientists were talking about these things called whale soups were in the summertime they all converge and there's like say 300 of these guys and they've started to decipher what some of their sounds mean and they're like it's laughter. So these whales all converge when the weather's nice and they just like laugh and party and have a good time.

Wait, it's whale soup? They call it like a whale soup because they're like- That's not eating the whale? No, no. There's just a ton of whales get together and like they think party for yak the yak They're lying around and whatever I'd listen to a whale yak I would do Well vomit is used for perfume What an ambergris?

We're not still getting a diet cut by a few wrong. They look for the chunks of poop. I think we're not using blubber anymore army I thought we stopped using all that synthetic maybe the chunks of poop, I think. We're not using blubber anymore, are we? Oh, I think so. We've got to be brutalized. You can't stop using that. I thought we'd stop using all that stuff. Synthetic, maybe? We used to use the oil in their heads for like a ton of stuff. Candles? Candles? Are there whale candles?

I don't know what blubber was used for. I think you put it on your shoes and it makes you jump higher when you're playing basketball. That's what it is. No, oh. A flubber. Oh, is that flubber? What movie was that? You put her on your shoes and makes you jump higher when you're playing basketball. That's what it is. No a Flubber oh, is that flubber movie was that? It was hook I knew it was Robin Williams flubber it was kept in a jar in Mexico Spent years releasing it millions of dollars the flubbers not dead

What is okay? What is, okay, what is ambercrisp? It's produced by sperm whales, has been used for centuries but for many years it remained a mystery. Hmm. All right. How big is a sperm whale load? Sperm whales are big, right? I'd imagine all whales are pretty decent. Well there's some small whales. I don't think there's any small whales I think there's whales um what's the why can't I is there a whale out there you could lift and as a baby is there a baby whale you could find I think I could well the beluga whale maybe I don't know what's the smallest our beluga whales technically dolphins are they I don't know hmm a baby whale

beluga whales are five feet long and 90 yeah I can lift that oh I don't think you could that's gonna be squirming 130 pounds I mean lift a dead beluga could I put handles on it as is as is but I'll give you a dad it's like Ibo yeah I can lift Ibo he would squirm, too, though. Right.

Ebo's a squirmy boy. I don't know. Is that the smallest whale? It's slippery Ebo is what it is. Yeah, that's what a whale is. We should run that experiment. Yeah, why don't we cover him in oil? Cover Ebo in oil.

And see who can pick him up? Yeah. He's got to be wiggling. A dwarf sperm whale. Well, that makes sense Hmm Masses 400 pounds as an adult. Oh my God what Kyle? Well the blue whale is the largest animal ever mm-hmm can't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit Seems like they bad design for nothing why?

like they bad design for nothing why you'll see some more they can't they can't swallow men well what kind of nail swallowed Noah yes well no it wasn't no I know it was Jonah Jonah yeah orcas in captivity can learn dolphin yeah that's what Kiko did what does that mean he'd be he like learned how to speak the dolphins language because he knows any have any whales to talk to

So he like knew how to hang out with them. Oh they prey on polar bears. How did they get to the polar bears? The polar bears come to them. And moose? The goo in a sperm whale's head looks like jizz. That says that on the website, and it's called spermaceti That says that on the website and it's called spermaceti That's interesting stuff Kyle welcome back Dan we're still talking about whales I love it I was hoping that when I got back we were moved on can I get some up? Tj, can you look up spermaceti? Gozzle the the babies drink 380 liters of milk a day What 380 liters of milk a day. What? 380 liters.

Picture a 2 liter. Okay. Times 190. 190. We should do the baby sperm whale challenge on the Yak. Whoa. Wait babies grow about 200 pounds a day. What?

In its first year. Whole first year. That's to be maxed with this broken foot. That's more than a pound every 8 minutes. What? You literally could not eat a baby blue whale faster than it could grow. Holy shit. What?

That's just, no. Huh? That means you would watch it inflate. Yeah, we gotta try. We gotta kill it. Yeah, we gotta get a blue whale in here. Wait, 200 pounds a day for how long? That's a pound every eight minutes.

So if we put a baby blue whale... It would grow faster than you could eat it. On this stool, how long until it's too big for the room like five five hours How big is it to begin with I don't know what it's born at Hundred feet long there's got to be like a time lapse right you just be able to watch you Maybe a time lapse you just need to watch it and I watch the whale just we keep talking about blue whales are big No, they're bigger than that. Yeah

Blue whale's mouth is big enough to fit about one fully grown African elephant what its mouth isn't it the sperm whale can kill you With sound you don't sperm. Oh, it can't and baby sharks can do that too wait what? That baby sharks on yeah, I was gonna, what? Can we do a sound? That baby shark song. Yeah, I was gonna say. They have language dialects depending on their region, just like us. Isn't it blue whale... All of these facts are so good.

So they have redneck whales? The arteries are so big, like a five-year-old could walk through it. Yuck. That's weird. I don't... you think? I... I'm just guessing. You can fit a horse inside a blue whales fart bubble what whoa

These facts are awesome. Yeah, okay. There's so many whale facts much of it's a shitty ones Yeah, bore me with a whale fact Because what's the biggest wet animal you could beat up in a pool? Maybe a blue whale no problem sperm whales can't come you can't feel fun. Okay. They can't come what would a blue whale do to me? Blue whales penis is taller than most humans. I would imagine there's no damage you could do I size out It's scoop right out. I don't think it's gonna stop I don't think that's gonna stop a blue whale.

How about you just clog its blowhole? I'd grab his dick. I'd wrestle his dick. I'd spladle his dick. You'd spladle his dick? Think a blue whale would be cool with that? What if it's a girl? I'd have to go to work. Crawl up in there. I'd have to go to work.

You couldn't pleasure a female blue whale. My whole body. Do you think you could bring a female blue whale to completion? I think so. It's wriggling in there. That would feel so good. Yeah. You'd have to be cold, so you'd imagine

shivering would feel good. Yeah. You'd feel pride. How many blue whales are there? Make a blue whale orgasm challenge. Mr. Beast gives you a million dollars. Make him 25,000. Whaling West Virginia.

That's more than I thought. Those things are fucking huge. Do you guys have any desire to like traverse the arctic or Antarctic? Yes. What? You can do like a cruise. Absolutely. Like that cool motherfucker we had on the show? What was his name? Oh my god he was Tyler? Oh yeah. The guy that went to the Arctic? Yeah.

Tyler. I got rocked. When was he on on the show was he on this office or the I can't remember New York office They got a climbed Everest. No, he wasn't New York office was yeah. Yeah, New York. I'd have been either Carvindale alright now the Shave thing is not it's not working for me. All right, it's it's it's long. It's going back put it back Put it back. I just see me in retention. Don't make me bust may 25th Tony 23 Yes, those New York. Wow that was a good old days of the act man. Yeah Where's Danny by the way he's in Minnesota. Oh, that's right. Do we have any updates on the party? No

I need we need to get him tomorrow. We got to have Eddie on I mean that's baby Gronk. It looks you see some picture He was there. Yeah, he took a picture with us And he met baby Gronk. Oh my god. There was a half pipe. I don't know if the snake was real. It looked good He looks good. It looked really good Yeah, baby Gronk's there. It's got to be a good party. Yeah, it's gotta be a sick party What does he do? halfpipe boxing ring Brad

Also, nobody was using either now there's some videos of a bike hmm Brad was there who's Brad? He's this guy we found out about yesterday, here Friday, he's the man. Oh, hell yeah. He's just in the back seat. He's the godfather. Yeah, he's my son's godfather. My youngest son's godfather.

No way. Yep, offered it to him. And he accepted? Yep. Oh, cool. I like Brad. Yeah, Brad's cool. He's just vibes guy.

Really don't know much more about him. Yeah, I don't really want to. No. I only want to see him. No, even him doing the Eagles chant at the end was a little too much. know much more. Yeah, I don't really want to know I only want to know even him doing the Eagles chant the end was a little too much Yeah information and showing the rough morality. I didn't need to see that. I just want to see him popping in from the back Party Yeah, I don't even know about bread. Do we figure out Brandon schedule? Yeah, it's good. He's got it. We're ready to go Yeah, he's doing mostly He's good. He's got it. We're ready to go. Are we doing mostly sports? Today at 4 o'clock.

Should I start drinking right now? We'll do it on the show. Are you going to get drunk? No. I got very drunk last time we did that. Yeah. You missed the next day. Yeah, but you turn those into almost speed events. Yeah. You just take off. I'm not, yeah.

You don't wait for anybody. I'm not good at pacing myself, no. I think somebody like you could drink on a case race like 21 beers. No way. Guess we'll find out in January, right? Yeah. I figure out what we're're gonna do for that one.

40 beers. Hey, Steven, are you thinking soupy? What was that? Yeah, I mean, we're dangerous. Oh, he is and did you see all the lines injuries that came out today? Uh-huh. Only McNeil Carlton Davis David Montgomery. So yeah, I got you next week. How was the shred line? What's that? Uh, We had some technical difficulties, but it was fun What do you got him in? Fantasy football little sass fantasy football league how's that going? We're in the playoffs. I got the two seeds sass got the one seed huh? Yeah, that's interesting. Oh fuck. I forgot about that the whole league you forgot about it

I feel like I was doing well you were and I played you last week I needed a win, and you didn't play your quarterback, and it's a two quarterback league you forgot about it. I feel like I was doing well you were and I played you last week I needed a win and you didn't play your quarterback and it's a two quarterback league. You didn't play either. No, I played one. Oh And I actually followed like an expert's advice shit Steven how was the shred line? Were you smiling ear-to-ear? It's fun. We had some technical difficulties last night, but it was fine. Otherwise, oh no, what happened? Some like issues with some callers just it was fine are you the one that dropped the most obvious take ever I saw the clip but I didn't watch it yeah I didn't I want to see this I think it was the most obvious take is that what Gruden said he

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asked him if Josh I locked up the MVP with his performance yesterday and He said well, I mean we can bring up the clip. Oh, it's not on Viva. It's not on. It's not on. It's on me. No. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Show's not getting posted by Maine. Oh, oh. The MVP tonight. Let's try to lock up the MVP tonight.

Three hundred sixty two yards to touchdown to touchdown 69 yards on the ground two more rushing touchdowns What else do you need to see? I mean, are you watching the same game Steven? Yeah. Oh, yeah No, I know I'm sure you lost your echo and now you come in with the most obvious statement. I've ever heard Can you talk about throwing me a grapefruit? Ever heard came in with vanilla. I saw me a grapefruit Lock up the end. Oh you had the echo oh There was a control room issue went to start, but it got fixed instantly the most obvious state I don't know Lamar Jackson a great game master. I don't think he's a hundred percent locked up But he probably will win the MVP. I know he's at minus money right now vanilla ice cream

People like vanilla ice cream That's true. I don't like vanilla being the bit like vanilla ice cream that's true like I don't like vanilla being the bit like the term for base level it was an online sentiment to it so it's a rare a rare flavor it's a belief of vanilla is an absence of flavor it's not at all it's a good very distinct flavor from vanilla yeah I'm not a vanilla guy no so good I mean I'm a chocolate over vanilla I think vanilla could taste exotic on like apple pie or some type of dessert. Yeah, of course, but that's the apple pie Chocolate ice cream can can do everything itself if I get an ice cream

That's like moose tracks or whatever and the base is vanilla ice cream. I just eat around the vanilla ice cream Why the bottom of the carton is I would eat plain vanilla? I prefer it vanilla is the best milkshake I think chocolate is an accessory That made you chuckle I Just think it yeah, I don't think it should be a solo player Chocolate, it's too much chocolate chocolate shouldn't be a base either I Eat whole bags of semi-sweet chocolate chips. I go through like a bag of wheat. Oh you eat the straight chocolate?

Okay, I believe people you should just start smoking again. I should I miss it listen a free willy and yeah Yeah, I'm not a vanilla guy. It's so good. I mean I like it with chocolate But I I like the job vanilla with chocolate just becomes chocolate. Yeah I like the job vanilla with chocolate just becomes chocolate. Yeah We should break the bad news that We're not gonna get an ice cream machine. Oh, yeah, we lost you lost unless Justin Jefferson scores like eight touchdowns Could he I'm here behind Well substantially this is the baseball league that we're in that if I had won we would have gotten a

Industrial frozen yogurt machine So I heard about the buy-in Yeah, what about you just don't play next year and buy us an ice cream? Could do that. Wait. This is the one with like trout in them. Yeah, what was the buy-in 30? Thousand yeah, you won a fifth of a million dollars Travis Hunter, yeah. Congrats. Yeah, it was awesome. I was puking while this was happening.

You're probably up so much money on that. No. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. But did this like soften the blow? Is this your worst year ever? Yeah.

With the 20. And is this your biggest payout ever? Yeah. And it's still your worst year ever? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. All in the same. All in the same. Oh man. And it's still your worst year ever? Yeah. Wow.

All in the same. All in the same. What a timeline for men. I had Boise fans mad, mad, mad about the whole vote. Because I said afterwards, I was like, you know, now that the voting is done and I've cashed my ticket, if I had a vote, I would have voted for for Ash and Jenny. They got so upset about that. Took it very literal. I was like you know what yeah Ash and Jenny should have won. Yeah I hate that. Yeah. They got a big fan base.

Vocal. Vocal fan base. Really? Hey Brandon. Everybody's vocal now. That's true. It doesn't matter who the fan base is whether how small or big you know like SMU just has a loud fan base. Boise has a loud fan base. It's true. It doesn't matter who the fan base is, whether how small or big, SMU just has a loud fan base, Boise has a loud fan base, it's just the internet. What do you think of people that had a Heisman vote that didn't vote? Losers.

What's the problem? Are they gonna be banned moving forward? I mean, are we sure they're still alive? Some of these guys, Heisman winners, were 60 years ago. It's probably how they found out people are dead. Right. That's who gets to vote, is previous Heisman winners, probably years ago. It's probably how they found out people are dead. Right. That's who gets to vote is previous Heisman winners and media. I think there's 900 people to vote.

It shouldn't be football experts. The vote should be like mathematicians. Oh, you think mathematicians should vote? Savants. Mm hmm. And then everyone's given Travis Hunter's girlfriend a bunch of shit. They're giving her the guff. Yeah. Sucks. For what? What'd she do?

She's just sat. She sat down while he got the award, and Dion said get up. Travis Hunter gets a lot of hate, because I think it's residual Dion hate. And it's like, if you actually take the story of Travis Hunter and you remove the Dion hate, it's a guy who is the number one recruit in the entire country

who went to an HBCU. Could have gone anywhere, Georgia, Florida State, anywhere, and then went to Colorado and was like, I want to play both ways. These places won't let me play both ways. His dad's in prison. Yeah. Like, incredible story.

His best friend's a rodeo star. Saw that today. And it's just like, and he also like, he had an answer that was very funny. He was just like, will anyone do this? And he's like, answer that was very funny. He was just like, will anyone do this? And he's like, I don't think anyone's boring enough to do this.

He's like, all I like to do is play football and play video games. He's like, I have no other hobbies. Yeah. Like, he seems like a great kid. It's a shame he's gonna go to the Jaguars. I don't know how you can't like him, yeah. How could you not like Dion? People don't know how you can't like him, yeah. How anybody ain't man. How could you not like Dion?

People don't like Dion. People do not like Dion. What's not to like? I don't get it. When it's football games, players aren't getting it. I mean, okay, all right, all right, all right. I'll sit up for this one. Best ever.

The guy showed up in college football, went on 60 Minutes, he said, who's the best coach in college football? He said, give me a mirror so I can look at him. Yeah This was during this was during a four and eight season. Yeah, why do we celebrate Kurt Signe? He treated outgoing transfers like they were garbage He showed up to Colorado and basically said get the fuck out of here on brought his better players Which is fine as whatever coach does but he was just very loud and vocal at the end of the day He gave grace to God. Mm-hmm. God. Yeah when the cameras are on sure yeah.

Oh you don't think he's being given grace not on camera? I think Deion Sanders knows when cameras are on that's all. Is players getting arrested every weekend? That's Kirby Smart. Oh that's right Deion's guys don't. I think he's probably a fine coach fine guy, but I did I I Think you guys in this company because he worked here just absolutely bend over for him Well, I was betting over for Travis Hunter because I won 200. No, I got that That's enough to bend. I had nothing to do with Dion. Yeah, that was all the bet

Which I telegraph to I said it on PMT I was like I'm gonna bet him and then'm going to talk about him every single week. And if you want to bet him with me, you should do that. Yeah. And some people did. I think it was in a real football conversation, I think it was just a year with two guys who were Heisman caliber.

Yeah. I think Ash Gentey could have won Heisman. I think Travis Hunter was Heisman caliber too. I just didn't like how it became like just only bashing Travis Hunter being like thean caliber too. I just didn't like how it became like just only bashing Travis Hunter being like the snaps aren't stats shit. I mean, guys, and when you're having a sports argument, guys are going to bash stupid things.

True. I mean, they bashed Ash and Gentie's strength of schedule, even though his best game, one of his best games against the number one team in the country. True. All true. All fair points. This is good shit.

Yeah. This is really good shit. This is the good shit. This is the good shit. This is why people tune in. What do you get when you get the Heisman? Oh, you get a trophy. You get a trophy and a jacket or something. But do you get a lifetime?

A key to the Heisman house. Yeah. It is kind of a fraternity. The Heisman house is just a commercial. But they get, like, you get to be in it every year, and you get paid a lot of money. Are there golf clubs that are like, you can here for you anytime like I bet there's like cool I bet they have a secret card like a tungsten card. I think it is like I mean, it's very

lucrative in terms of like career earnings after that in terms of like even if you don't you'll get a TV job well You can yeah, you can sign autographs. You can do all that stuff as a Heisman trove. They've made it one of the more premier individual sign autographs. You can do all that stuff as a Heisman trophy. They've made it one of the more premier individual sporting trophies. It's like the last one that means something. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is the premiere. Has a Heisman winner ever murdered somebody? Well, there's this guy. I don't know that they've ever been convicted. Oh.

Have you heard of OJ Simpson? I have. He's a Heisman guy? Yes. Oh. That was a very funny question to ask. I just did it on purpose. Nope. Yeah, I really thought you were doing that on purpose.

Don't underestimate how little I know about that. Yeah, OJ Simpson. We counted. We've never been convicted, I don't think. We counted how many Heismans are alive today. How many do you think are alive? When did they start it? 1939.

We counted 60 alive. 60 living Heisman. 60. We had a- Statistically correct. Because they went in when they were 22 years old. Yeah. We had an idea on PMT that they should do,

there should only be 60 Heismans in the world. And you can't win. Like, if no one dies, there's no Heisman. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And then if like three Heismans die, there's three Heismans that year, that's nice. Yeah, and then if like three Heisman's die you get there's three Heisman say Right. What's he doing? I don't know. I thought it was on Right. And what's he doing? I don't know what he's doing. What I wasn't here

No big heads right big cat and Titus thought up that idea. Oh, yeah, we did that with you. I get everything Oh, yeah, I thought I think is that yeah, I was not trolling. I have everything confused I thought you're gonna ride it together. No, I was not trolling. I have everything confused. I forgot. I didn't write it together. No, no, no, I was not. I can't remember what what day it is. No, I forgot we did that Friday. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good idea. Right? Yeah, it's good idea. We talked about it. Damn, we did do that Friday. My bad. No, I was I was I was going along with it. I thought he was that would have been funnier if it was a troll of

Brandon. But it wasn't it under Brandon skin. Yeah playing the hits under old b-walks I did what you get a lot of stuff anything sick It's a toy of the year this year. I got my that's still an award. Oh a long way is. Oh, yeah What's been winning? I don't know did tickle me Elmo win like five years in a row. It was like the premiere Yeah, it's a blue blood. Is it? Oh yeah, what's been winning? I don't know. Did Tickle Me Elmo win like five years in a row? It was like the premiere, yeah, it's a blue blood. What is the Tickle Me Elmo of Christmas this year? I got my 12 year old a drone. Whoa.

Oh, great timing. So we're gonna- You don't live in New Jersey? We're gonna attack New Jersey, yeah. I haven't got Tommy's big gift yet, and I don't know what to get him. Wait, do they announce Toy of the year? Yeah? What was it last year?

What the fuck is it this year? I don't know. I don't know what's it. I don't have I'm I'm so detached from the world of children Mm-hmm toy of the year your tickle me Elmo feels like it had a hell of a run beanie baby. It was a force yeah What's a what's a more modern example of the tickle me Elmo I feel like going back on electronic toys let's check out the total blocks squish Malo Godzilla Oh action figure I suppose oh this is a vote no monster high was another one Sonic these are all just a bendy Sonic I was expecting a lot more gotta buy gotta buy some squish mellows right now What are squish mellows they're just pillows yeah with faces on them. It's make you pay more for a pillow mm-hmm

An Eiffel Tower Yeah, I had a tough time this year. Wait, that's a doll with vitiligo? What? Doll of the year. What does it have? Huh. This might be a Disney Squishmallow. Oh, $24.99, that's not bad.

What one last year? Yeah, those were just the awards for this year. Are there any boy ones? Bernie, you get distracted and start shopping for yourself when you're walking through a mall? 100% every time, yes. Yeah. Yeah, do you buy yourself a Christmas gift?

No, but I do find my gift while I'm shopping, go back and report to my wife and say where to go and what to get. That's what I did the other day. You know what I'm getting this year? Fish and Pole. No have plenty of those. I've said this on the Yak before but my dream is when I'm not here with you guys I'm sitting on my lake taking pictures of birds. Oh yeah. So I'm gonna get myself on a nice camera. Have you seen the bird feeder that records and live streams to your? Oh, I bought my mom a that for Mother's Day.

That's great. Were you in pictures in? When you started snapping them? I don't know. I just want to sit out there and take pictures of birds and all the animal life. Did you see the dude who did the bird feeder? Over the face?

Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. But again, y'all are off topic. I'm not talking about a bird feeder. I'm talking about a camera. Sounds like a bird feeder camera. What is a bird camera? How is it different than a camera?

No, it's just a camera. Nice camera. But what I want is a nice lens that I can capture nice shots of. Oh, you just got a camera? I want to get a camera with a nice lens. A $2,000, $3,000 camera. Why don't we make that our book for next year?

You just- Book of photos? A bunch of photos of- Everything I take? Why don't you just use your iPhone? Because they're not good cameras. They're like incredible camera. They're really, really, really, they're not movie coming out that was shot on iPhone. I don't know, but I

want a camera that I can hold and the big lens. I don't want an iPhone. You're definitely gonna trip and it's gonna fall in the lake. What are you getting for Christmas? Probably nothing because I don't want anything. That's no way to go through life. I know. I don't think I'm getting anything this year either. I got my kids a shitload of stuff, though.

Well, I'm going to have a camera, and I'm going to take pictures. So that's the life I'm going to be living. That's very cool. Yeah. Are you going to get the little, like, sachet, or whatever they, the camera holder thing? Sachet?

That's definitely not the word for it. What is it? Sachet is walking funny, right? No. I think gaily. A sash? Sash. Sure.

Are you going to get a camera sash? You mean a smock? A strap? No, like a satchel? Maybe a satchel? A camera bag? You going to take any pictures of the cars that drive on the interstate right by your pond?

You won't need a big zoom lens for that. I don't have an interest You get the McDonald's logo or KFC. Yeah, you could just take the cars passing your leg. Yeah, that'd be cool. That's pretty cool That's like a far as in a cool fleeting moment. Why must y'all steal my joy at all time? Because I don't think any of us have it. Yeah, you just asked me what I'm getting I'm getting nothing You're the only one with an opportunity for yeah, but if I get joy Why don't we all just try to chase joy this holiday season remember when the cops raided the house across from you when we were all there Yeah, I see that yeah Or you gonna peek in on your neighbors having sex no oh yeah the neighbors we met when we were up there

I try to get them there. They're healthy sexually no. I I don't know. Okay, they fuck guys. I live beside had a vibe Yeah, yeah Yeah, I think she wants you to I think they want you to yeah pictures of them He said that to me on the way out. He's like, it's pretty good The blinds open every night. Yeah, I fuck her right by this window Waiting for him to get a nice camera They dress up in bird costumes and fuck out in the trees. Guys, I have to go home.

Are you going to take a picture of your personal trainer's genitalias? Mm-hmm. I sent Big Cat a picture of my friend. Yeah, he should. She's strong. Yeah? Yeah. Nice.

She's strong. Real strong. You still going? Yeah. He went on Friday. Yeah, I went on Friday. I'm excited for your camera. I want to see what pictures come next. I want you to try to get published. And what? Birder. A birder. Maybe not birds. It might just be animals. It might

be I might go I might go deer hunting with my camera. I would never kill the deer but I would take pictures of the deer. Yeah, you're making it live forever. I was gonna I was gonna pitch to Sydney one time. I wanted to do everything but the kill because I'm not gonna kill an animal yeah just give me a camera and let me go shoot it with my camera. Getting a good foot photograph would be harder than slaughtering it and having it slowly blue. Correct yeah and everybody's everybody's better for the experience even the deer. A bear? Imagine

getting a good photograph of a bear. So we ain't gotta like that. I love sick photos. I could. I don't have it now, but I could grow into that. Do you have a favorite photo? People have favorite songs and movies. It's ever changing. I like the first cover of the first Sports Illustrated. What was it?

What was that? It is Eddie Matthews batting in front of a full county stadium in Milwaukee. Oh, we gotta see this picture. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, photos used to be awesome. Well, we gotta see this picture. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, photos used to be awesome. Well, we didn't really have photos. This was 1954.

We didn't have great photos like Babe Ruth playing or all that, but this was- Willie Mays' catch? Yeah, like a good color photo of Eddie Matthews batting. I'd like to see this. Yeah, people should have more favorite photos. Yeah. Let's see.

I flipped through the Nat Geo photos of the year. No, no. You got to go back. It's always cool. Get out of that. Make the X. Right there. Sports Illustrator.

See it? Oh, that's awesome. Sports Illustrator. Right under your... Yeah. There. That's it. Yeah, it's simple but great. Yeah, that's in 1950, 54.

Oh, that's the 50s. Yeah. Damn. That's my favorite. That's a great photo. Yeah Is that the first color photo? I don't know it's probably not but it's one of the first sports color I've only not printed do you got other people that favorite photos Nick I? Always liked CJ Anderson's headshots He's fat as hell hey they made me smile, but I like water photo CJ

Anderson always made me smile when I saw anybody yeah, yeah Really always I would look at all of all of his headshots, but I don't really have a favorite art photo now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jared, I love numberless. You know, that rock. Yeah. Yeah. It might be one of the best. It's the best photo of all time.

Yeah. He does not look like he plays the NFL. Oh I like the Chris Kamen on a horse The what? I don't know that came out worse minute ball in the pool. Oh We're going sports heavy here, I like the one the boot knees children playing baseball. It's a recent one. It's so oh so so beautiful Chris came in that's good. Oh It's a recent one. It's so, so, so beautiful. That's good. Oh, this is not a big dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huge. I didn't even see the dick.

This is a big guy on a big horse. I like the zebra shadows. Sheesh. Oh yeah. What are the zebra shadows? It looks like they're zebras, but I can't. The sun is setting and it's hitting zebras. Yeah.

Oh, this one rocks. It looks like they're horses. The shadows, you think they're the horses. Yeah. New pole's an awesome photo. I like those like Nat Geo photos where like the fox comes and goes. That's their shadows. That's not them.

Right, those are their shadows. What? Oh, it's from above. Yeah, that's their shadows. Cool pic. Oh. Brandon, you know pics, man. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Have you guys seen the before and after of the Nazi realizing his photographer was Jewish? Yeah. Oh. Not like funny, but interesting. That's me when I'm realizing it's Fasoli doing the merch shoots. Fasoli.

I want to see that one. Here, let me do it. Oh, this is him. It's creepy. Holy I want to see that one here. Let me do it. Oh This is him It's creepy. Oh, this is him. Where I was Heinrich. Oh, yeah, that's after oh, he's looking at the gerbils I don't know go bulls Yeah, he looks evil gerbils really does Why put an R in there? I think that's how you pronounce it. Really? Yeah. Bad guy. Yeah. Really bad guy. How did we get to Goebbels? He was a- I don't think it's

Goebbels. Who's the actor who put one of those up his butt? Goebbels? He put a Goebbbles right up there. I forget. Richard Paul. Joseph Goebbels. Who said that? Oh, that was tight. I thought. Yeah, good. That's go. That's not. That's not gobbles.

Play it again. Paul. Joseph Goebbels. Goebbels. That is gobbles. That guy didn't say anything good. He didn't say Paul right. Paul.

Paul. Joseph. Goebbels. Goebbels. Goebbels. Goebbels. Goebbels. Goebbels. Goebbels. Gurbals that is Gurbals, but that guy doesn't say anything good. He didn't say Paul, right? Paul Pauli Yosef

Yosef Gurbals Paul Yosef Gurbals Why does it sound like Titus? That sounds like Titus Was it you?

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winter classic jerseys. Fuck yeah, really? Yeah. Where's it in your office? Yeah. Go bring the whole box down. Reap. That game yesterday was awesome.

Yeah, it was. Connor Bredard had a winner with 54 seconds left. It's awesome. That was a big box. Connor Bidard doing the Ferris Bueller's Day off at the museum. Did you see that? Oh, yeah.

Good photo. Yeah. There goes Brandon. He won't be back for 30, 40 minutes. No, it'll be quite some time He's got to go get a big box. You got to bring it all the way down the stairs Wait for the elevator then if his lunch is here. He'll stop and eat that Yeah

What else is up? What would it take for you to go Christmas Carolyn? I'm going to my head. Yeah. Yeah threat of death. I was invited and I was like you were invited yeah like in your neighborhood. Yeah Stefan was Stefan just me and Stefan alone oh We like I was like I like the idea of no you don't neighbor I don't want to do it. I'm saying I like the idea of like it existing in the world now bringing you're out on credit I don't like watching people perform. No, I I don't want to be a part of it I'm saying the idea that it's going on over there. Yeah, but do you want it to happen to your door?

No, that's what I'm saying so when the guy I didn't want to like shit all over it too much I was like you go do that over there Don't invite me though. Do they have like a spin to it like they're gonna be like I don't know funny about it They're like we go Carolyn. Do you want to go with us? I was like not really this is friends of yours in the neighborhood No, I don't have friends. Okay People live You know, it's just like the definition of neighbor Neighbors

Yeah, I don't know but then I was like, I don't know, maybe there's, am I being a Scrooge? Am I being? Tell me. That's a lot. That's supposed to. If you heard carolers outside your window, your girlfriend would be like, Ooh, a little bit. The window.

I wouldn't want to answer the door. I'm not answering the door and having you on my porch. Yeah. That's standard style. And I can't let you stop after one you ever go Go do it. Yeah, what do you tip them? But the idea that people are out there carolyn tells me that like the community is a lot of decent spot I know what you mean, but it like yeah if someone rings my doorbell and starts singing

I would just be like you don't need to and we can we gonna have to just yeah But I think you would have to accept one song You're gonna have to just yeah, but I think you would have to accept one song We're just let's just what was the vibe of who was the I seem normal enough Yeah, he's like we've been doing it for years, but you they have a healthy relationship with that concept. It's just Yeah, you got to feel it out. You got to see it once Yeah, cuz it might I don't know they might just be really bad and then they just go get drunk and they be kind of funny Yeah, you got to be really bad. They're bad on purpose. Good. I Don't know they might just be really bad and then they just go get drunk and they'd be kind of funny Yeah, you got to be really bad. They're bad on purpose. Oh No, I

Used to have to do it with my life teen group in high school your life in the suburbs where the houses were like far apart and like Awkward yeah, it was never fun. It's weird life team life team Life teen group that yeah, what is that it's a Catholic thing yeah so you'd get done Sunday school and then once you get your teens you went from Sunday school on Sundays to life do you at a church Sunday school yeah we had young life Kyle yeah they were always like really they were really obsessed they'd like the summer camp would change their lives

yep I've every year I had to go to summer camp or with like fixed houses somewhere and everybody be crying They'd have like the Christian Rock and all the kids big. Oh boy. Yeah It's not my cup of tea All right, here we go Think they're Bandy in your size Brandon, they don't have a knife Nick. No not on me. How do you not have a knife Nick? I tried to give it up. What about razors? Can you use a razor? Slice away. Oh yeah it's brass knuckles, a spring knife, and... What's the third way? Uh...

I don't know the third way. Am I gonna cut you? You might have. You're also using the knife backwards. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Time for another unboxing. Time for another unboxing. Time for another unboxing. Let's see what's in the box. Go ahead. I hope you like it Brandon. I hope they're not personalized. That's

Personalize though what to say on the back Wow ice Hell yes Look at that That is a sick. Thank you to fanatics Oh hell yes, nice. Hey look at the size of also a hoodie. Oh, hell yes. Nice hoodie. Hey, look at the size of that. Medium. Okay, that's probably for PFT.

He's probably not gonna wear it. And medium. Does anyone want medium stuff? Who around here wears a medium? Hmm. Anyone? Five. There's only four.

There's four people in a, oh yeah. Oh, it's him. God damn it. I didn't really cut the box. I think it's the same one. Oh, you're looking for your size, aren't you? That's large. Anyone a large?

Oh yeah, I wear large, I'll take that. Thank you. Hey now. I tried to slide it. It didn't slide very well. Oh hell yeah, I love the black box. And? That's cool. Oh, this one I love the black box. And that's cool. Oh, this one has an extra.

Oh, now it was just different. This one's different. That's a nice hat. This is also L. OK, so the last one's got to be you or probably you. No, you can have it. I want you to be happy, Brandon. I want you to be the happiest.

I want you to be the happiest. What do we got? A sweatshirt? Oh, some beanies. There's not a jersey in that one. Oh no, Brandon. Wait. Do you want to try on an L?

Are you sure the other jerseys won't fit? That's an L? Are you sure the other jerseys won't fit? Fuck. Try on an L. Thank you, big cat. This is awesome. Wait.

I would fit real good into this, probably. That first jersey you'd. Oh, wait, Brandon, this is a 54. Yeah, that's got to fit. Yeah. Pull it out. Let's see how big it is. Oh, that will fit you. Yeah. Pull it out. Let's see how big it is. Oh, that will fit you. Yeah.

Put it on, bud. Yeah, put it on. Put that thing on. Oh. Little taste of the Christmas episode right there. Mm-hmm. Oh, this is a nice jersey. Should you have a belly button? I have one. You didn't see it? No. I like this. Should you have a belly button? I have one.

You didn't see it? No. Whoa. Whoa. Where is it? Oh, okay. Oh man. By all accounts, you should. Oh yeah, that fits.

Yeah. That's not fitting. Oh no. Oh boy. Oh boy. Ah I think it's not bad. He doesn't sit yet You don't want a tight hockey jersey medium. What size is that one? What size is the Jersey though? Uh, 50. It says Titus. What size does it say? Uh, 52. That's smaller than this one. That one actually isn't bad though.

I think it fits. You can take whatever you want from there. Sorry, I thought there'd be... This is great. Yeah, there's hats. I love the fucking blackhawks, man. It's weird. Are you going to the winter classes? I'm gonna try. It's weird to Are you going to the winter classic? I'm gonna try. It's weird to fall in love with a team in a sport

when you're like 45. I don't think so. But it's cool, I like it. It's endearing. And hopefully they get good eventually. They will. They're gonna be good. I think they're gonna have a run in them this year.

We'll see. A playoff run, but they're better than they played. Oh, those hats are cool. Brandon, what do you say man? Oh yeah! Thank you. You're ready for the for the winter classic. That looks nice. They playing a Wrigley? Yeah. You going? I don't know if I'll be able to. Why not? College Football Playoffs the same day. No it's not. December 31st right? Yeah but the night that the night game, isn't it?

Well, the Wrigley game's at like four o'clock. Oh, I thought it was earlier in the day. Are you sure? I'm almost, because it's gonna be, I think it's gonna get dark during the game. I think you're wrong. I think I'm right. I've done extensive research.

I'd agree to disagree. Well, it's right there in front of you. Fuck. You got me on that one. Damn. How are the concessions at the United Center? I might look awesome right you look awesome pretty good Hmm concessions the United Center pretty good pretty good. Yeah. Yeah the uber situation to get there is beautiful Oh, we perfect. I might have promised a guy something what there's a guy there that runs the That runs the one theettle One club. Yeah.

I said he could come to take a tour of Barstool and he could have whatever he wants. Oh, okay. Okay. But he treats us real well. Done. So he can have whatever he wants. Yeah, whatever he wants. Yeah.

I was in Austin with our bachelor friend, Zach. Shout cross? Yeah. He, I believe, might be moving to Chicago. Whoa. Whoa. Tidus, you're moving to Chicago. Whoa! Whoa! Tidus, you're gonna get so jealous. Whoa!

I have to kill him. When is he deciding? I think in the coming weeks. Is his fiancee family here? She's from Canada. That's awesome. I think it's more, it's a her thing. I think she's, I hope I didn't hear anything.

Whatever, we'll get to hang out with him more. Yep. Zach rules. Zach's the hope I don't know anything. Yeah, whatever. We'll get to hang out with them more. Yep rules Taxi man, tell us about Austin what fun. Yes, do you approve of it? I prove Austin. I think it's very cool Aggressive homeless. Oh, I got out of a I was with Fidel Berg Ubering back from this Tex-Mex spot We stopped at a gas station. I've never heard this federal Burke says he does it every uber He asked if they could stop at a gas station. Why grab a water and like tobacco. And she was like, okay, I'll stop at this one. But there's a homeless man that lunges here. And we got out and there he was. And lo and behold, we walked past. He lunged. Yeah. That's kind of a cool, like

unique thing for that gas station. Yeah, they have the Lunging Homeless Man. The Lunging Homeless Man. Also our Uber that she was the drunkest woman on earth. Driving? Yo. Oh my god. So Flights will request Ubers to stop at a gas station for them? I didn't know you could do that.

That's kind of bold. Then he was like, do you want anything? And she almost asked for alcohol. She even got held. She was like, ah. But we got her water. Then he's like do you want anything and she almost asked for alcohol? But we got her water have y'all ever had an over stop unprompted no Yes, yeah, it's scary. I had one head stop and have to take a shit my uber I uber dropped me off once and asked if you could use the restroom and I said that's right Wait, so with the shows were good. Yeah, they were great. I Did you go on Rogan? Yeah, I was on Rogan.

That'll be out February. Nice. That was cool. Did you guys do, you didn't do Rogan's Comedy Club, did you? No, no, no. No, we were pretty far out of this, a little bit out of the city, at Cap City, but it was great. La Mer hopped on a show.

I think we had a home-catch one. Oh, hell yes. It was great. Were those guys around? Did you see any of the other guys? No, no I didn't. La Mer hopped on a show. Oh hell yes. It was great. Were those guys around? Did you see any of the other guys? No, no I didn't. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it was a cool city.

But I think I'm gonna retire. From what? From comedy. Really? Yeah. Why? I've never once had fun. The road life.

I get sick every time I go. I get a cold when I come back. I'm not built like those guys. You always seem very calm and collected when you do it. It's nerves. I'm so nervous that I come It's like dread And that's not fun no Stand-up to he's so good. Yeah, he's I believe it really really good. Yeah, it's like When he did the show here, I was just like what it felt like he'd been doing it for years He had like 20 minutes too, and he was like he wrote a new thing that morning, and he did it

And it was like he's very good. Yeah Fidelberg's talented. Yeah Socks that he's the laziest human being on earth You know he's effortlessly funny Yeah, where it's like you I have to try to be funny to what he's doing, and he just kind of jumps up there and he's like, yeah, here you go. He's a top five hang too. He's a great hang.

Oh yeah. Guaranteed good time. Oh yeah. I think he's, I think the beauty of Fidelberg is he just doesn't, it's not that he doesn't care, it's that he just, he just will like kind of be in the moment, he doesn't really care about whatever else is going on. I think internally he's profoundly sad.

Yeah. Well he did a whole merch line, Sad Boy. Yeah, yeah. Cried for help. Nobody said anything. But it is like, he doesn't care what's going, like he doesn't have, he's not gonna like gossip or have like strong opinions about something that's gonna be like, ugh, I don't know, it's just. like, gossip or have like strong opinions about something

that's gonna be like, ugh, I don't know. It's just, it hangs. He'll never shame you for anything. Yeah, right. It encourages people. But I think that reflects back to the sad, I think he hates himself so much that he likes everything else.

Ah. It's projecting or covering up. Yeah. Eats a lot of candy. I got sick from candy there, yeah. How many candies did you eat? Two bags of satellite wafers, which is my number one favorite candy. I thought circus peanuts were.

No, satellite wafers are just rare. Nobody eats those. They taste like, they're just like church communion. But with sprinkles on the inside. And then I did a... Can I see a picture of satellite wafers? I don't know satellite wafers. And then I found, it was a retro candy shop and

They sold the old mango sour altoids What you brought TJ I gave some to TJ yeah mmm Those look horrendous. I love their little yeah, they're so good. I did two bags and got sick. Those are so bad So what who's making like they're making candy beads. Who's making these? I swear they're making these. Candy beads, they don't taste like anything. They're good, I'm more about mouth feel than anything. And they have good mouth feel?

Yeah, because you break those open, you get the little beads out. That was, this shit is candy before candy was invented. That's long before. They sent these to the soldiers on the front lines, like the World Wars, World Wars. Yeah, yeah Thetamine inside of them the wax bottles they taste like shit, but there's something about chewing on them. Yeah Satellite waivers are one one one one and it's a power gap between that and circus peanuts

It's Jesus Christ, which is another man. That's are terrible, too I love them, and I love that fake banana flavor. Oh Sour is not as good that has like there's some that have like a powder in it. That's not as good. I like Who's making these? Garrett J Verberg What else are they making clove candy? Yeah, I think they do clove candy I think I do I think I do a berry gum to which I like her yeah, very worse shit Go anti candy it is anti-cancer yeah

Yeah, this looks like candy you'd give a kid if you're trying to get them to stop eating candy right? I mean them off of candy strewpuffles are fucking good strewpuffles really are really good. They also make neck away first Original cone bag so my grandma watched me a lot as a kid and so that was all the candies she had and that's maybe it's a Yeah, this is all they did the mini chick the six let's that's good to T-berry T-berry was my mom's favorite gum still is I what yeah, this is dusty. Oh those mini chicklets were good It's just like a bet gone bag in the mouth. Yeah, and white candy this company does not fuck with chocolate This company just has the mouth feel market on Cornered bits because those feel good to twin cherry lollipops

I've never seen these this is all candy that if you gave it to me I would not take that lollipop makes no sense Wait, how would you? I've never seen this is all candy that if you gave it to me I would not take that lollipop makes no sense Wait, how would you? Double ended this should be like this should be a mr. Beast challenge. Oh, it's so bad double-ended Can you get a kid to go in your car with this by offering them no chance Coins were a big deal when we were kids. Yeah, this candy company is a pedophiles worst nightmare It's it's pedophile on on all promo

Just bragging at the meetings yeah, yeah, I got him with a Fort Knox chocolates, yeah, you're playing pedophile 2k, and they're like alright you want to see you can do it see this kid I got him with a licorice Necco. Yeah, damn You're good. Why don't you lead from the front nick Halloween get get all this shit and pass it out for the kid I still have 200 candy bars in my house from Halloween Next Halloween is passing out satellite wafers and chocolate spoons. Okay. I would love that. Yeah roll through and have some That's nice hat Yeah, you can't wear hats. That's a nice hat. I wish I could wear hats. Yeah, you can't wear hats.

You're just not a hat guy. When did you find out you were on a hat guy? Early. As soon as the right ear started sticking out more than the left. Shit. Yeah, it was probably 13. Because you just miss out on a lot of cool stuff.

A lot of cool stuff. I wore hats up until like age 12, and then realized my head was just not shaped properly. It's a bad shape head I got a lot of face too much face Yeah, there's bumps and bruises and a lot of stuff on there's a lot of head to don't a lot of head I got a lot of face, but there's also a lot of head a lot of head a lot of ear I would rather be ugly with a lot of lot going on than ugly with not a lot Yeah, yeah, you can always take it away. You can't put it up put it back

Nope, but every time I look you I discover something new. Yeah, yeah Like I didn't I didn't know about that bump. Oh, it's been there for my whole life. Yeah You don't have to call it out either, but that's okay. You got a bump on your face. Yeah, it's right here right by the eye Yeah, I can see it from here I'll you mentioned it I could see it from over here where is it on my face right in the middle between the eyes you think the blackhawks are your midlife crisis Brandon they might be yeah that's a good life crisis turn to blackhawks I see how much you light up yeah we talked about to blackhawks. I see how much you light up. Yeah, we talked about the blackhawks. Yeah

It's weird cuz it's my wife's too. Yeah, my flow's blue. Yeah Good good ass time yesterday man. That was fun. Good ass time With the blackhawks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so why you're getting the camera? Take more pictures. Oh, you should I don't know if I can take the black. Can. Is that why you're getting the camera? Take more pictures? Oh, you should. I don't know if I can take pictures of the Blackhawks. Can you take the cameras into a game like that?

Yeah, why not? I might be able to get you press credentialed with that. Oh. Working at a media company. Oh, you have to be like Randy Johnson. Oh, that'd be sick. Oh, Randy. Griffey, right?

Griffey, Griffey. Is Randy Johnson a photographer? Is he too? Is he too? I know Griffey. You get one of the spots on the glass with the hole yeah be that guy get a media pass easily with barstool is it no Randy Johnson's logo is a has a bird in it no my yeah that might be one that he killed yeah I think that's his like photography logo I want to shoot a

Blackhawks game before the end of the season and Ken Griffey does it too right I like that I might do it yeah the Mariners do it. J. Buhner Martinez, I think they all do it. Yeah, Rainey Johnson photographer. Oh, it's a dead bird That's cute He immortalized it you can shoot the gauntlet you could practice using the gauntlet people do action shots being a photographer is kind of cool You just don't have to talk. Yeah It's actually like frowned upon I think like mascots Really I don't feel like a photographer's talking. I've been down there on the field with photographers before. They have their own. Really? They live in their own world and if you

get near their world you are an interloper. You're an outsider. You're a piece of shit. But they love their own kind. But now you're going to be one of them. I might be one of them. You're talking shop? I've been thinking about sitting on the glass. I wanna sit on the glass for a game to experience it. Do you have to sit on like the end or a corner? Cause if you sat in the middle of the glass, that would suck, right?

Yeah, it's hard to see. But if you sit on the end, you've got tremendous vision of what's happening in front of you, but when they're on the other end, it sucks. You can't see shit, yeah. Huh. I wanna get on the glass one game. You gonna bang?

I'd bang. Yeah, you'd have to bang. I'd bang. I think you'd get stage fright. Me? Yeah. Nah, I'm a banger. You allow Brandon Walker to bang, he's gonna bang.

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Oh my god. We have that kind of reach? Yeah. From the Verberg company. Where is that? Where is that? Lindon, Michigan? No way!

There's nothing that gets me going like old camp Like my family vacations as a kid We would take the train to Altoona Go to the Mallow Cup factory Like, oh I love shit like this Oh yeah Drop me in a Cracker Barrel General Store I'll be sipping on a McFuddy's pepper elixir.

Ugh. This shit gets me going. You were born at the wrong time. I was born in the wrong generation. Big sass for the other guy. I love old candy and I'm racist. I'm not. Brandon.

Altoona has the Mallow Cup. Mallow Cup, yeah. Is that who Luigi was going for? Yeah. Oh, is that what he wanted to spend his last? Trying to kill their dude. Yeah, CEO the Malo Cup Those are pretty fair What's in a Malo Cup marshmallow? Oh, I like it's like a Reese's but with marshmallow. Oh, I think I like instead of what? peanut butter oh

What percent I would be good hmm raise your hand if you've had a chunky bar. Yeah. Yeah But not more than seven times never. Oh Definitely no man has No way That and what's the peanut one that one is Put a yeah payday? I never had people eat people eat those a lot. I pay days my airplane food a desperation There's nothing left in your kid. Yeah, hold on time down real bad. No, no with a babe Ruth. We're not doing it We're not oh, I love babe Ruth baby. We're not doing this shit payday or is delicious a payday is fantastic candy bar

There's a category of candy you could consider dusty It's always on shelves that has dust on score bars. Nobody's but well Cal tail oh Come on. How tail always does I love them really good though This no hundred grand is so neutral. It's so middle see there. He goes He goes to the business for himself middle seat there he goes he goes to the business for himself I don't know what you're talking about. Twix's ass. On popular opinion I think Fifth Avenue is better than Mara Finger. I couldn't even tell you what a Fifth Avenue is.

No one's ever had a Fifth Avenue and was like oh I needed that. Get the Reese's Fast Break out of this. Fast Break is ass. Fast Break is ass. Alright thanks. Kyle you're gonna be this is gonna be an argument between us. If the take five is there it's the best f that is the there's too much going on There's too much going on You know butter chocolate pretzel nothing watch him a call it's s your I love Patty is It's a it's not s. I love what you call. It's not a I think crackles coffee Crisp is fucking great, but nobody's had coffee crisp here. I think that's no Henry is get out of here

Baby Ruth is really good. I don't know what you're talking about. I couldn't tell the difference You could line up a baby Ruth a Milky Way. I didn't see a kid. I don't know the difference Makes me crazy. I love caramel bars, but half the time the chocolates like white and old You know what I'm talking about no It's like you know when the chocolate turn with white no, it's not a charleston chew is delightful. Oh, yeah Too much. It's a lot of y'all want to put more Charles. No, but it's a lot of chew No, I've ever bitten into a charleston chew and then paused and was like oh, yeah Charleston chews though

They read it on the back of the wrapper Suck on it. No you eat it snaps. It's good get the snap I've been into a Charleston shoe and said yeah, it was my least fair candy grown-up Okay, well that Peanut shoes are so good too. That's chocolate molasses peanuts. That's like a Philly thing though, right? But if you freeze them them they're so good freeze a peanut you Put it on the to-do list

Let me get on that Chocolate and molasses all right freeze it yeah Go back to the can I got opinion okay all right what are we gonna do with Snickers cuz it's near the top right I think I think I think I'd say Snickers this is what I think it's s great where did you kick that go it should be in a cash should be s Yes Heath bars a that might be the only yeses I give out I actually agree I crunch is is close to s I would put it a I think Butterfingers a I would go Butterfinger a as well

Yeah, Oh Reese's a Might be s fast break not a S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, The problem is with crunch is bunch of crunches are better Well, okay the recent So yeah, so I think crunch has to go down and Reese's baby go ahead move that you don't move fast down for that

That's insane there. We go. They made a better version of crunch guys are fucking I'd be fine with s Snickers is ass Katas You guys are fucking I'd be fine with s Snickers is ass Snickers is that's Not yet has to be s the big KitKat yes regular no But the big KitKat you can bite the chocolate off this Twix itself know where it is What doesn't they couldn't put themselves? I think baby Ruth's at least a B. I also think York is a B I don't think that's crazy. I think you're over rating baby. Ruth see baby. Ruth could be anything Or could be work is delightful hundred grand today. Yeah, York's hundred grand today feels like you're yeah

Thank you, Bobbin Why did you spring big cat One bite-sized Babe Ruth. Oh yeah, that's good. I think a lot of candy is really good. Yeah, that's the nature of it. Mr. Goodbar now. Mr. Goodbar's fine. The worst candy can be fine.

Not a D. It's at least a C. Yeah, I think a real candy tier list can't have anything in F. I don't think anything's in DF. Yeah Hershey's plane sucks no fine Three musketeers are only good for her she's You use your three musketeers I've never done that I think a payday is a bRNA I've never had an arrow I Don't know what that is it's fine. It's like aerated chocolate

Charleston true throw that an ass and let's move on no No, it's done. It's done Toblerone's are good to you you told their own yes Charleston chew over a motherfucking Snickers. I like Charleston chew more than Snickers I Like watching McCall it more than Snickers. I like Watchamacallit more than Snickers. Zagnut, we learned on here, fantastic. No, we learned that it wasn't. It's just fine. Box is empty.

I hate it here. Watchamacallit should be A or B. The hell is a zero? And I loved when you were a kid and people would ask what your favorite candy is, you'd be like, what should we call it? Yeah, good prank. Yeah, always get them.

I've only had three score in my life, but they are good. But it would never. The wrapping paper alone is bad. I did seven years ago. Four score, seven. Yeah, the rest are trash. Yeah, never mind. Want to do the high noon ad?

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You got to know the rule do you know the rules I read I got a text this morning That has the basic you can't say what you are out loud. I won't You It's gonna be fun there I am bottom right It's gonna be fun. There I am bottom right. Have you played Brandon? This is my first time. Oh, yeah Not you guys. Is that what y'all gonna do today? Nick did that Twice you did it twice. Yeah, because I knew your food was out there I eat before the show and you know, I eat and after sometimes

I gotta do quick picks and then I'll run in back in and do werewolf do you quick picks huh yeah do it ever what's the quickest quick picks ever well I think when I was here by myself I did one in 29 seconds once that's really pretty quick when I take over producing it's we're gonna make it quicker. Will we even sit down? Uh-uh. Okay. Uh-uh. It's a standing show. A lot of things. A drive-by show. Yeah. Yeah. Walk by. You guys are just moving on to do your next thing. Yeah. Alright. Alright, spin it. Everyone got their gifts? No. I'm waiting for mine to arrive. Oh, for the Yak special? Mine needs to show up. My for mine to arrive. Oh, for the Yak special? Mine needs to show up.

My homemade one, yes. Oh, and tomorrow can we do the wheel for the drinks we got to do so we have time to get them? Yes. I'm forcing that idea. Now let's do it. Yes, I love that. I'm forcing that, Kate.

Okay, yeah, tune in. Werewolf starting after this. See you guys. Okay. See you guys. Hey, give us like 15 minutes to set up for werewolf and then watch it please. Alright, love you, bye.