The Yak - Nicky Smokes and Brandon Are In An All-Out Prank War | The Yak 12-5-23

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

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Let me just tweet the stream. What's up, boys? Hello. Hey. How's everyone doing? Out. What's up, boys? Hello. Hey. How's everyone doing? Out of breath. We feel good? Yep.

Feel strong? Yeah. Do you feel empty? A little bit. You came all over for Sully? Oh, yeah. I got glazed. What the fuck? What was that?

That was gay. It's ripe for a copy-paste it, too. Huh? Yeah, it is. Is the fuck? What was that? That was gay. It's ripe for a copy-pasta, too. Huh? Yeah, it is. Is that what you say it is? It's ripe for a copy-pasta. Copy-pasta. Pasta.

Copy-pasta. That was funny. Yeah. True to his brand. He's not even ashamed. He's not ashamed. He wins all around. He said everybody who understands entertainment knows how incredible Dan is.

People who think opposite of him are going to look back and realize how sensational of a media personality Barstool Big Cat truly is. And realize there's never going to be anyone remotely close to how entertaining he is. Not only himself, but many others. He gets space over the last decades. Unreally gets to see in person. I think he actually, yeah, I do think this is already, I think he might have copy past pasted this. I don't know. Well, why was he talking about people who think the opposite?

I don't know. Yeah, it's like, I don't care what people say about you. They say you're a dick, you're a loser. I think you're okay. Yeah, but he just did this out of nowhere. But I don't know how he played it. No, he had that in his notes. That was not out of nowhere.

Where was it out of something? It was out of the fact that this morning I went on Wake Up Mincy, The Return, and I shared. You can watch the video. Yeah, click the video. We have the gingerbread and we have the butter cookie. Were people saying you're a bad person? Yes.

You didn't bring a toothbrush to me? For me? No. I'm probably a big cat. Oh, he's really in there. I knew you were going to do it this second. No, you don't want that. You don't want to use my toothbrush.

Oh, no! Oh, so gross. Oh, gross. He was in there. Oh, my God. Why'd you do it? It was great, too, because you guys know me very well. It's pretty much, I have never graduated out of being of being like a five-year-old at my heart.

And when I grabbed the toothbrush, the entire 28 production team, member of the production team that he had, all looked at me and were like, don't do it. And I was like, well, now I have to do it. Yeah. That's what Fasoli was referring to. Yeah. That's what fasoli was referring to yeah that's what he was it's like anyone who thinks opposite of that like as though there is a contingent of people ready to cancel you and yeah he's got to talk them down that's what all you fucking haters you don't get it you used another man's toothbrush

on a live program and fasoli said i'm watching history yeah it's a genius at work he was really in there and i did feel gross after Yeah I don't know how he typed it Because both his hands Were doing that twister thing On your dick And it couldn't have been Doing voice to speech Because his mouth was full

With your dick Well you guys didn't see I think he typed it With his toes Yeah Kirk just tweeted I actually thought Dan Had died when I saw this Yeah yeah

It was worded that way He couldn't have typed it With his toes Because they were probably Curled from the passion Yeah I don't know what part Of the body he used to type that tweet it was uh it was something and then yeah what you didn't see is after wake up mincey fasoli then went and grabbed the toothbrush

and put it up his ass like finally he's the only guy who could do that where i'm not like like anyone else i just be like dude stop what are you doing this is like this is so cringeworthy but for solely like he's has he just loves us that way or did he build up from this he loves us if i would have tweeted that would you have texted me and been like what the fuck yeah i've been like did i die am i dead you would have to like look at the mirror see if you have a reflection yeah but for solely he just vivas harder than anyone has ever vivid harder. Harder than any. He is, he's like our version of, what is it, Himmler? Whoever Hitler's right-hand guy was.

Even at the end was like, I think we're going to win this war. Like, I think we're going to fucking turn it around. To the very end. It was a proper sucking. Yeah. The office was full today for the wake up mincey uh production a lot of people a lot of guys on that team oh yeah a lot of people i didn't realize he was inviting so much controversy ben mints with the fake kitchen a lot it seems like yeah i mean we do have a real kitchen right next to it yeah right next to it and he's just brandon i

think people were there because of the excitement. Last season ended on a cliffhanger. Cliffhanger. Oh, come on. Same thing. Same thing. It was pure mincey.

Chaotic energy. No real plan for the show. No. Energy. Second act of life. Just energy. I took a picture. Get your mind right.

I thought the scene was hilarious. I stood back there and watched it all. I took a picture of it and put it out. I said, look at this. And the production people got mad at me. They're mad. Why? They think I was trying to make them look bad.

I just thought it's a funny scene. Look at that. No, they're doing their job. All 10. Yeah, you're hawking them for working. Showing up to work, yeah. I just thought it was funny there was that many people on this side of the camera. Yeah.

There's a lot of people. There's a lot of buzz. They're watching art happen. It's like a museum. You don't watch the art happen at the museum. Like a what? Yeah, you watch the painting. I think the art already happened.

Yeah, it's already done. Yeah, well, all right. That's the opposite of the museum. You're thinking of something that I would be interested in to watch people paint. That would be way better. Yeah, you're talking about going to Van Gogh's house. That would be way more exciting. Or Bob Ross.

That would be better. That would be the art happening. Has that been a thing in history that you could buy a ticket to watch a guy do a painting in real time? That should be a thing. Or even a sculpture. A sculpture would be cool. That seems pretty fucking sick, right? Well, sculptures take too long, don't they?

But aren't all those art guys, I guess I could say painters, but art guys, none of them were famous when they were alive. Yeah, that's true. Maybe they all that's the problem after who is like the most recent superstar banksy banksy painter um who's the goat painter right now who's number one chelsea chelsea yeah chilling with chelsea is any painter us like a celebrity that's why it's so brutal no i don't think you can become a celebrity until you die i think you have to That's why it's so brutal. No, I don't think you can become a celebrity until you die. I think you have to kill yourself.

Yeah. There were some active superstars back in the day, right? But it also was in a TV commercial, wasn't it? No, Salvador Dali was in a commercial. Yeah. Picasso. I guess Bob Ross. Picasso was famous when he was alive, wasn't he?

Yeah, Picasso was. Yeah, and he's like contemporary. He died in the 70s. Yeah. 65, right? Yeah, okay. Andy Warhol? Yeah, Warhol's a good guy. Warhol was as. 65, right? Yeah, okay. Andy Warhol? Yeah, Warhol's a good guy.

Warhol was a really famous guy, right? He was huge. But yeah, I feel like that's most painters because it makes sense. You don't become valuable until you can't make anymore. Now there's a finite resource. Okay. Right? That doesn't make sense.

It's all money laundering. It is all money laundering. That museum they got here is good. Yeah. The's the field art institute oh i go over there yeah is it good yeah i i went there with had a friend visit and we went and i was like blown away at how many i i can't pretend i don't know shit about art and i was like i know that person i know that person it was just like on and on it was interesting yeah it really was i can't pretend that i'd have a good time at a museum give it a shot shot, Mook. I can't do it. I don't think I can do it.

Step outside your comfort zone. I'm with you, Mook. I'm altered a little bit. I'm pretty comfortable. I don't think looking at art is going to help me. I know what you mean, and I wish that wasn't the case. It makes my legs so tired when I go to a museum. Yeah.

My son's on a field trip at a museum today, and I was just like, that sucks. Yeah, have fun. Yeah. The bus ride will be the most fun part of this trip. Oh, yeah. That's it. The bus ride to field trips was always a blast. Oh, yeah.

And the lunch. And lunch. Lunch. Lunch was because it was like, oh, where are we going to go? We're going to go to some, it's usually just like- We're going to go to Subway. Domino's. Yeah, yeah.

Back in the day- You're like, that was sick. Back in the day, though, a third grade trip to a museum was a lot of guys' first set of titties they saw. You get the right sculpture, the right painting. The Venus of Villendorf. Who's the Venus of Villendorf? She's a fatso, but that's how- Fat colossal?

Yes. Yum, yum, yum. Not a flat colossal, a fat colossal. Fat colossal, not flat colossal. I shout her out all the time. Youal? Yes. Not a Flat Colossal, a Fat Colossal. Fat Colossal, not Flat Colossal. I shout her out all the time. You do? Yeah. What was her name again?

The Venus of Willendorf. Willendorf, but I think you... Why don't we film a field trip here? We are all mic'd up. We go to... An art. We get picked up and we go somewhere. Yellow school bus?

Yeah. Hop on a school bus. With a chaperone? Yeah. Some of our parents in here. Yeah. I'll get my dad to chaperone. My favorite is when the

climate protesters try to throw oil or they throw paint on a painting and it's like they're all covered. It never hurts the painting. Or it's not the original. No, I think it's the original. At most museums? I think they... Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. I don't think you could the original. At most museums? I think they...

Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. I don't think you could do copies in a museum. I feel like they could... It's not really a museum if it's just... Yeah. It's just a hobby lobby at that point.

You don't understand art, bro. You don't know museums. I don't get art. It's the poster section of a Spencer Gifts at that point. Yeah. But if they did do that... But why would you put a valuable asset just... Because it's a show it off behind... Yeah, but people are going to fuck that point. Yeah. But if they did do that. Why would you put like a valuable asset just because it's a show it off behind. Yeah.

But people are going to fuck it up. Right. It's behind a shitload of like glass that they put on. I guess. Yeah. No. No. That's not I guess it is.

I don't know. I'm not. They travel it around like if like that's how most of these museums work like they'll be like oh we have this incredible Picasso installation for the next six months. So if someone figured out that the Mona Lisa at the Louvre for the last six months has been fake, is that illegal? Is there any recourse?

Is it like a class action lawsuit? Are museums obligated to actually? If they advertise it, you would think that would be illegal. You would think, right? I almost went to the Louvre what do you mean almost line was too long okay yeah i looked at it i was like nah yeah not for me not for me have you been to the louvre on uh like google maps or anything have you no no i don't even know where is it in like a that's something i would do oh man paris right paris yeah right in paris art is definitely confusing do you only do your trips on the continental u.s or do you do trips in other places i don't leave the country because you've been saying you've had a passport on the

way for the past three years and haven't gotten it. And that's telling. What does that mean? It's telling. It's not telling. It's enshrouded in mystery. We were supposed to go out of the country for trips three times. The process to achieve a passport makes me feel very safe

that no one is leaving the country who shouldn't be. Should you not be leaving? You have to have a level of patience, resilience, willpower. You said it was on? You have to have a level of patience, resilience, and willpower. You said it was on the way to you. To achieve a passport, the amount of steps

and the amount of time it takes and effort to achieve that final step. We were going to get a free Mediterranean cruise to do a video. I had two dream vacations. And you said you did everything right, but at the wrong time? And that's how you know i'm not lying that's a dream vacation you are just elvis's manager yeah like there's something thank you and he's a fellow no that wasn't a that was not a compliment

sure elvis's manager was i'm pretty sure a murderer and he couldn't get a passport because he couldn't leave he he like illegally came into the country. So that was like the whole thing. He always he never got a passport. He kept on telling Elvis Elvis wanted to go to Japan and all these places. Like, no, we can't do that. Stay in Vegas. Stay in Vegas.

Yeah. Stay in Vegas and take these pills. It was the death of him. It is way better to get a passport. You just have to meet with a random person at the post office. It's like, why is that a step? yeah just like a random dominican lady and then you got to get your photo taken at cvs yeah and then you're allowed to leave the country and then you can travel yeah why why why why do they get to decide that we can leave the country or not

right bullshit i'm not going to all these appointments. Right. You're actually like a truth seeker. You're an American. You should be able to do whatever you want. Thank you. You're a sovereign citizen. Thank you, yeah. You're an unincorporated KB, KB-ville. Man without a country.

The terminal. The terminal. Where was he from? Carcosia. A fake place. What's up, White Sox, Dave? He's cooking banana bread today. Yeah.

Apparently he doesn't have the right bananas. What do you mean? He has the wrong bananas. They can't be fresh. I think he has fresh bananas and you have to have rotten bananas. They can't be fresh? He said he makes banana bread once every three months. But he's not using the right.

Jeff Donahue said don't do it because you have the wrong bananas. And he's still going to do it. He's going to do it anyway, yeah. I thought people just like, if there's nothing else to do... Oh, that's too high of a counter for the boys here. Oh, no. Yeah, you're probably right.

I'm sure they're still fine with good bananas. Why would you not be able to make a good banana? I don't know. I think you need the mushiness. Oh, really? Is that what it is? Can't you just mush good bananas? That's wild.

No, they get really good. you just mush good bananas That's wild No they get really good They get really good Yeah those are two fresh bananas He doesn't know what he's doing Interesting Well those are pretty Yeah the other ones Yeah they're brown

Is that a kitchen or a photo of a kitchen behind him He said he makes banana bread all the time That's the green sweetened I pressed him and he said he basically made it once. Really? Yeah. Yeah. This is how, I think the genesis of this story was,

he was like, yeah, I make banana bread all the time. Yeah. And they were just like, no, you don't. So now he's going to do it. I'm trying to figure out what he's doing now. He's walking around with eggs, went to a fridge, didn't see something. Is he putting the eggs up. He's walking around with eggs, went to a fridge, didn't see something. Is he putting

the eggs up? He's switching the eggs. Why do you have to go back for that? I like watching him. It's like watching a baby take his first steps. If he gets those eggs back out, I'm going to go hit him. What's he doing? What's he doing?

There's another fridge in there. That's the freezer, right? No, there's another fridge. So what's wrong with that fridge? Who knows? He works in mysterious ways. All right, he's back. The eggs are up.

I don't know about y'all. I could watch this. He's just opening cabinets. He's just looking. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He hasn't inspected this at all. Oh, this is good stuff. What's your feud status with Dave, Brandon?

Inactive. Inactive? Inactive. Rank your current feuds. I don't have any current feuds. Okay. Everything's good with Brandon Walker right now. You still have a ton of chocolate cake on your phone,

and I feel like it would have been really easy to get it off. That's one of the last places I'd want chocolate cake to be. Well, it's not chocolate cake. It's just chocolate. Well, yeah, I guess it's not in the shape of a cake. It's dried, and I don't want to – I'm scared to wet – This is the chocolate cake from the pie-ing? Yeah.

It's still on your phone. And you didn't even attempt to – This is the first time I the pie-ing? Yeah. It's still on your phone. And you didn't even attempt to. This is the first time I've tried to get it on. Yeah, you were definitely saving that like if my car breaks down in the middle of the winter. That's something to eat. I'm going to lick my phone. Yeah. Yeah, you licked the chicken parm off your phone in a half second.

I did. That dripped on there. There was a lot on there. There's still a lot on there. I can't really get it off. This one's got you good. Oh, here comes Chef Donnie. Uh-oh.

He was walking. Do you think this, White Sox Dave did clear this, right? I don't know. I guess he had to because he asked him how to make banana bread. I feel like White Sox Dave just wanders a lot. Yes. Yeah. We have a lot of those guys.

He's got a, he's. He's a purposeful wanderer, though. I don't know. He walks with some purpose. I feel like he's aimless, but he looks purposeful. He's got kind of like an angry... He saunters. No, I don't think he saunters.

He doesn't saunter? Dave! Get the wide shot. It's not a saunter. We have a few bananas here. Mincey is more of a jellyfish, like wherever the tide pushes him. He's like an old man with dementia that gets out of the house. Watch, watch.

This is not a saunter. What is watch. This is not a saunter. All right, well, what is this? This is not a saunter. It's a purposeful... Purposeful wanderer is a beautiful word. Yeah. That's not sauntering. I think he's sauntering.

He's stomping. Oh, yeah. This is kind of zesty. That's a catwalk walk. Where's he going? Where is he going? We're over here. He's...

Old man with dementia. You called it. I forgot that. I guess he's leaving man with dementia you called it that there he goes yeah mincy's kitchen is just up at all times now so we're looking past his kitchen to the kitchen oh see that's not a saunter that's not a saunter i think you put the saunter up do you think you saunter i don't think you how do you walk i think you have a purposeful like saunter yeah why saunter it's like got a bad connotation to it i don't think so saunter that means you're like sleuthing around i feel oh i think it's confidence yeah saunter is a

cock swagger to it oh i guess i saunter then well now i don't think you saunter anymore are your bananas too ripe like you're a little too ripe right now i got two good ones one ah the rest are they're too ripe that's not he's not sauntering he's not idly or it's not leisure he might try he's got a purposeful gate he might drapes i don't see dave having wasted steps no it's all with the purpose like where he's going we just saw him go to the fridge four times yeah he was confused all of that was wasted they all got different temperatures i don't want free shit that shouldn't be frozen and all that. Fair point.

Fair point. Kind of got you there, Brandon. Are you letting Chef Donnie just do this for you? No, and I do got beef with Chef Donnie already, if I could bring that. He goes and spends the summer in France, and all of a sudden he's like a Michelin star chef telling me how to cook my banana bread. He worked at a Michelin star restaurant. I don't care. I think that's exactly the truth.

That's how you do it. Yeah, I know. Where does he get off? He has a book called The College Cook, right? He thinks he's smarter than you. I don't need that. Right. I agree.

Would your banana bread be better than his? Probably. Why don't you just make it taste like a taste of champ? No. Bake off. Bake off. Bake off. A bake off?

Yeah, have a bake off. You have to have a bake off. If you have a bake off, then we have to do that at 2 p.m. A bake off? Yeah. You have to have a bake off. Then we have to do that at 2 p.m. Why? Why? Because we're doing this for our show. All right. So then turn it into a bake off.

Tomorrow, could you do a bake off for us where you and Donnie both bake? You got to talk to Eddie. All right. No, no. This is Eddie's thing. Eddie heard that I baked banana bread and he has. You said you did it like every three months. You can bake it for that show and then do the bake-off tomorrow.

When is your airing? Today. Right. Yeah, so you do it today, and then tomorrow – Versus today. You and Donnie do a bake-off. You both bring in the banana bread. We do a blind – we don't know who's a who.

We all vote, and we'll see who's got the better banana bread. Yeah, I like that. Bake-off. Then, yeah, perfect. All right. Are you going to play like the stubborn inferior who has a chip on his shoulder when you do this? That's how I play everything. Yeah.

Yeah, that's how you play it. I think it's called Napoleon Complex. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's just me. Yeah, that's just me. Angry at the world. Yeah.

Everybody against me. You are a banana bread baker. I like to cook. Yeah. It's something that during the pandemic I took up. You said you make banana bread like every three months. So this is what I was explaining, that they fail to. You go in spurts with different foods.

That was like in my health spurt binge. I would have a banana bread. I understand fully. I actually talked to Hank about this while it was occurring, actually. You buy a bunch of produce and chicken breast, eat healthy. Eventually, it all goes to waste because you just order takeout every night. Okay, I like this. So even though I was getting all these bananas, I wasn't eating all the bananas.

So I was just like, oh, I'll make banana bread. How many times in your life have you made banana bread? I would say 10 to 12. In your life? Yeah. Over the last handful of years, a few times a year okay and eddie's like infatuated with it he wants to eat my banana bread i think did i eat your banana bread no i haven't brought any in okay i'm excited to try tomorrow i'm not gonna try this one okay we we all have to try this one well why they're too just a little too

ripe that's on you that's not on me eddie, just a little too ripe. That's on you. That's not on me. Eddie's just throwing this out there today. He's like, go get bananas. We're making banana bread. Where'd you get those two bananas? Those I went to a side. Those things are probably eight years old.

Those bananas are eight years old. I went to a side little mini mart, and I'm like, do you guys sell bananas? And I dug under a bunch of limes in a basket, and they were sitting there. Ha! That's perfect. Yeah. This would be like lime banana bread. Yeah.

Okay. Put some zest on there. I'm sure it'd be good, right? Yeah. You know best. Yeah. Better than Chef Donnie. Put a couple bananas under your mattress.

No, but that's my beef with him, is that he doesn't appreciate the common cook anymore. Mm. You know? We've lost our way. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. He's too highfalutin. is that he doesn't appreciate the common cook anymore. We've lost our way. Yeah. Yeah, he's too highfalutin. So should he have not have gone to France? Should he have gone to Hamburger U here in Chicago?

I think he should have right down the street. Yeah. Culinary. He fucked up. There's a Hamburger U? Oh, yeah. You've never heard of Hamburger U? No.

Where they train all the McDonald's managers. Right down the street. And they have the world menu of McDonald's. You can get a Royale with cheese. I've heard of the International McDonald's. That's what it is. Yeah. I keep forgetting this. We have to do something with this.

Okay. I just want to try some, like, foreign items. Yeah. They're all wearing suits and ties. Yeah, it's a very nice establishment. Maybe I'll just go by myself. Yeah. The urinals are purple for

Grimace. Oh. Made that up. Oh. I believed it. I'm going to tell someone that later today. Don't know. You said it with such confidence. McDonald's has a new venture. Yes. On their Cosmic mascot. C-O-S-M-C.

Yeah, they have a new secret restaurant that they've been planning for like years. What is it? Cosmix? It's like sit down? Drink based? What's the difference? They have like... Oh! Yeah. It's been under... It's been hush hush. I mean this looks like a Maltese

type of situation. I like that. It does look fake. Where is it? Cosmix. Oh, Chicago. Okay. Boys. Okay. We got to go.

Yeah, adventurous drinks. It's like fun drinks. Damn, that's crazy. That is crazy because they're drinks, but they're fun. It is crazy. All right, well, good luck, Tave. I appreciate it. You got this.

And tomorrow we'll do a bake-off. Bake-off, done. Have you done the gauntlet yet? Oh, my God. Maybe tomorrow we'll do the gauntlet as well. Perfect. Deal. Yeah.

All right. All right, so that's actually, yeah, that's perfect, Dave. And maybe we can have Chef Donnie do the gauntlet tomorrow and do the bake-off. All right, I want to get ahead of this one. Uh-oh. Here we go. Brandon, I know you didn't tell me how your day was earlier, but I am not. Wait, talk in the mic. talk in the mic talk in the mic this page our office manager she's incredible i had nothing to do with this one what is this one oh no what is it it involves your car

i did send it to tj tj i'm a little nervous about this one. Oh! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. What the fuck? I truly have no idea who did this one. Like, if that's... I had the security guard...

Holy shit. The security guard asked me to... Yeah, that's not... This is not a joke. Who drew the dick? Who drew the dick? This should be a show. Is your car out there? That's why I was like, I'm going to get out of this one.

Spray paint? How could you prove? Somebody vandalized my car? So the security guard basically told me to go watch the front. And I looked outside and I was like, I can't get in trouble for this one.

I don't know. I'll get footage. Can, I don't fucking know. I'll get footage. Can anybody think of who might have done this? Brandon, wait. This could be a random person. This could be anybody. We have an American Vandal situation. Did you get...

Slippery slope. We'll go see if it's... Bring a paper towel. Try to wipe it off. Brandon, is it possibly a smokes? Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Nicky smokes. He's a prankster. That would. Oh, no. That wouldn't be a prank. FSU Bama. FSU greater than. Yeah, but, like, why is that, like, a troll at Brandon? Because he was saying that FSU shouldn't be FSU greater than. Yeah, but why is that a troll at Brandon?

Because he was saying that FSU shouldn't be in the playoff. Is there cameras that go outside? But that seems like a very specific. Yikes. TJ, can you pull that back up? Can we get a look at my car? Let's see the older car. No, this is really, really bad for Brandon. That looks like it could be Smokes' handwriting.

It looks like Smokes' handwriting. Where's Smokes? The dick? Oh my god. Mincy is king? I mean, what? This is like, remember the guy on his driveway, Black's Rule? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was Brandon himself. Did you find that picture? Brandon did this to himself. He actually should be suspect number one. Yeah. He is now my suspect number one. It's Brandon's number one. His king is such a Black's Rule situation.

That's number one. His king is such a Blacks rule situation. This is either really bad or really awesome. I can't tell. I'm hoping for awesome. Yeah, Blacks rule. No way. Blacks rule. You claim that someone did that. Oh, my. Where did that happen?

Mississippi. Yeah. Okay. Starting to connect some dots. Yep. Was that Mississippi? That seems like someone who's never spoken to a black person. Ever.

Yeah. They've only watched Fox News. Yeah. Blacks rule. Somebody spray painted Brandon's car. I don't think. How do you get that? I don't think.

You don't think? Where is, do we have video of where Smokes is? Is he here in the office today? I haven't seen him. I've seen him. He is here. I saw him earlier today. Do we have cameras outside?

Do we have cameras in the lobby? I think we have cameras outside, but not connected to the... We did, but we uninstalled those and put them in the shower. Can we spy cam this? I don't know where Brandon is. He's got to come back. Does he? I don't want to doxie outside the building.

Yeah. Too much. Where is... He's got to come back Does he? I don't want to doxie outside the building Yeah Too much Where is We'll see He's got to come back This would be so funny If Brandon did this to himself Black's rule

Alright I need help Although his reaction made me feel like Oh my god Oh no Uh oh Oh no Oh no This was a smokes? Got him Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Here we go.

Oh, no. This was a Smokes? Got him. Fucking God. Got him. Oh, no. So what is that? It's spray chalk.

Oh. Nice, Smokes. I was so nervous because Big Cat was in on it. I don't care if he wants that to be public or not. No, I mean, I told you you had to clear everything with me. So, like, the longer it was sitting there, like, I was writing a fake blog. I'm like, Big Cat, please start the prank. Please start the prank. Because I didn't know if it sits in, if it would stay in there.

But I tested it out on Malisak's car, and it worked. But Brandon's car is white. So, I didn't know if it would be different with a white car. But, yeah, it worked out. and now he's washing his own car. When you say it worked, you mean it stayed on. Yeah, it stayed on. It's like most of us, when we hear it worked, we hear you were able to wipe it off. Yeah, no, it stayed off.

It came off. No marks or anything? No, no marks. Okay. Yeah, so just a little red dye, but it's all going to come off. He was pretty pissed. I got him? Yeah.

He was pissed. You know what's funny is i was walking down the stairs because i was gonna like run up behind him with the towel and as i opened the door he walked right in front of me so if he would have looked to his right to smoke he would have saw me yeah and i got his ass oh he threw the mic down he's so pissed wait is he washing himself right now yeah i offered to wash it for him he's like no just give me the towel and he's like i want to make sure you're mentally mentally capable to handle whatever comes back to you oh i said that's fine we know for a fact you're not no i am well we have some good evidence that you're not well that i was just mid book report

and like that meant a lot all right so just the rules of smokes pranks don't ever prank him in the middle of a book report yes or in the middle of my prank that wasn't meant for you yeah smokes is working he was at his workplace he was like right i'm in the middle of doing my job and brandon pies me in the face it's a little it's it's unprofessional you're gonna get interrupting yeah would you what would you rate that? He was mad. He was very mad. Do we have a replay? Yeah.

They got clips outside. I was trying to get you earlier to ask what he hates the most in the world. So I went with Mincy is king. Yeah. I went with a penis. Yeah. I put Brandon F. and Walker's a fraud. Yep.

And then on the left side, I put FSU greater sign Bama. Yeah. Yeah. I think I went four for four. Yeah. What a smokes. Yeah. But now I got to get everyone else.

Oh, no. KB and Nicky are going to be the hardest. You already got me. You played that porno under my seat, man. No, no, no, no. You actually got all of us. Yeah, I got all of us. You're done.

No, no, no, no, no. I am not done. This is unfinished business i don't know who i'm gonna get next though we'll find out all right well we'll come back down when brandon gets back all right he he was you got him i got his ass i knew i would i know that's brandon's pissed right now yeah i mean rightfully so yeah you thought your car got spray painted do you think it actually wipes off? I don't know. No, it does.

I made sure. I feel like you have a white car. That's part of the guardrails. Okay. Is that it's like fake chalk. Just the way he said it where he's like, we tested on Malasek. I haven't tried it on a white car. No, if he went to a car wash, it would be off in two seconds.

Okay. So. Malasek is like the office like pet mice or mouse. Yeah. Like experiment with a. Is there any chance he asked Malasek before he tested on Malasek is like the office Like pet mice or mouse Yeah Like experiment with Is there any chance he asked Malasek Before he tested on Malasek? No

I am very much Because when he said to me I think he said like I'm going to spray paint his car I was like what? He's like no I'm going to use fake spray paint So Who's he going to run the prank for you by?

I don't know Probably me Yeah I'll probably be like yeah sure I have a good prank for you by i don't know probably me yeah i'll probably be like yeah sure i have a good idea for you just pretend you don't see it coming oh brandon i want him to come back he should just nicky smoke should have to go just wash his car go take it yeah yeah assuming it does come off that's a that's a much better prank from smoke yeah it does come off That's a much better prank from Smoke It does

It's like sidewalk shock The look in his face when he was like They know where we're at That could have been a stoolie What was the What was the ending of the Blacks rule story Oh Mincy already said I would never. That's good.

All right. Now I suspect Mincy. So Brandon knows it smokes at this point? I don't know. Or when he comes back, are we going to? No, I think he knows. He does know? Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't catch that. Black's Rule. Smoke should be washing his car. So wait so It's racist And a hate If they're gonna

Burn your flag Take your flag Wait they burned A confederate flag And he's like That's hateful He burnt His own

His own And tried to play it off Like this It's a black's rule Mississippi's state flag Was basically just A confederate flag Until like two years ago

Got it Do you think he had Any pause before He went to burn it Where he's like I can't Yeah it's worth it it's worth it in the long run all right here we go wait what's got emotion we saw it charred and shredded remains the missing flag tore up really just disturbed me that's the worst thing that could happen to flag

get burned here comes brandon I'm going to pour up. Really just to serve you. That's the worst thing that could happen to a flag. Get burned. Here comes Brandon. Brandon. What's up, man? That mic takes a beating. Oh, no. Oh, no. His hands.

Oh. Oh, no. Dan? How are you feeling, man? I have a lot of feelings, Nick. Yeah? It came off. I have a lot of feelings.

It did. It did. It's a work in progress, and I am going to talk for a second and go right back out there. Well, no, dude. Just have Paige take it to a car wash. There's a car wash down the street. I'm going to have Paige wash my car. Have Nikki Smokes take it to a car wash. Yeah.

Just give Smokes your keys. No, you're right. I'll take it to a car wash. Nobody's taking my car to a car wash. It'll take two seconds. I can just wipe it off, and then I'll take it to a car wash. Yeah. Just give Smokes your keys. No, you're right. I'll take it to a car wash. Nobody's taking my car to a car wash. It'll take two seconds. I can just wipe it off and then I'll take it to a car wash later. Take it to a car wash now.

Yeah. Let's have Reed do it. Yeah, have Reed do it. Have Fasoli do it. Have Fasoli. I'll pay for the car wash. There's no reason for a car wash. You could.

The car is covered in red chalk. That's great. So you got chalk. That is great. So you got smoked. I have several. Yeah, I got smoked. Yeah, I got smoked. You got smoked. Mm-hmm.

Now. Look at the camera. Say it again. It's interesting. It's interesting. I'm Brandon Walker, and I got smoked. Friday, he tried to prank Mook. Right.

And he pranked me instead because I was standing there. I guess you're right. And then I pranked him back. Yeah. And he had an emotional breakdown in front of everybody. So when you were out, he just said, he was like, who said that Brandon's going to get you back? And he's like, I can take it. And we're like, no, you can't.

But he can't. No, he cannot. He couldn't take some whipped cream and chocolate chocolate correct i i know how to commit crimes right i will commit a crime okay i'm angry enough to commit a crime we have a break war yeah so i'm i'm yeah i it will come a lot a lot a lot of thoughts a lot of thoughts. The worst I've ever hurt people was when I was very collected and composed. Right. I wouldn't do this with anger in your heart. Wait a minute.

What have you done? Now, are you mad at me because I technically allowed it? Oh, okay. I'm the guardrail to smokes, and he showed me the chalk. I said, test it out first. I'm not.

I don't think this went over a line. Okay. It did what a prank should do it made me think that a line had been really crossed yeah you were mad and i was about to have to burn the whole goddamn building because i'll recuse myself guardrail guy because i don't really want to be i thought i should probably be guardrail guy right maybe he said that he was gonna spray paint your car but how long are are we going to suffer this fucking idiot? Yeah, you're right. He's a fucking idiot. No, he is.

He's a moron. I think we should put a stop to all pranks. Yeah, let's end the pranks now. Let's end it now. No more pranks for anybody else. As angry as that makes me. Good point, Titus. As angry as that makes me. Yeah, we're done. The longer we play this idiot's game, the stupider it's going to get. Oh, without a doubt.

This is not a smart man no very fucking idiot oh he's very dumb that makes the scariest enemies right yeah but he's a prankster but he's not but he's never has been before we just kind of how did he know no he was because remember he when it was like august when he first moved here and he asked me to talk to him for like 10 minutes and he the first thing he said was like i don't know what i should be doing here like should i be doing pranks oh yeah so he is a prankster i'd like to go be with my car okay now can i please get him back no you cannot pay for a car wash i'm going to get him back no no no uh as a collective put our minds together and take down this one common foe yeah Yeah, we could do that.

As a yak, we could. He's listening to this right now, but that doesn't matter. He's too stupid. It's not registering, yeah. Yeah. What would you rank the prank? Ask me tomorrow. Okay.

Fair. Ask me tomorrow. Totally fair. His gotcha points are going up the more you stew. I'm not really stewing. I can handle it, and we'll simply re-channel this into the re-prank. Where's your head at, re-prank-wise? What are we thinking?

Psychological, physical, you know? I'm not sure. A month of psychological torment. Financial, like you should just rob him? Like, could we rob him somehow? Damn. You've got power. Will you fire him?

No. That's a good point. I mean, that'd be hilarious. If you fired him, that'd be hilarious. Well, we do have, again, he is listening right now, so I don't want to say too much. There has been discussion. Nick and I have had a discussion about things that could be done.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that's not. Yeah. Know that it's not. We're not just going to let him prank us forever. Without. I feel like all of us combined are smarter.

Can I just point something out? Y'all keep saying us. He got. The only person. We don't know that yet. The only person ever pranked on the Yak has been me. No, he put porn sounds under his chair. He pranked all of us.

You weren't even here that day. I know, but I was listening. Yeah, he got me. And it's Yak with Big Cat. Yeah. He reflects upon him poorly. He's texting me. us. You weren't even here that day. I know, but I was listening. Yeah, he got me And it's a guy with Big Cat. Yeah. He reflects upon him poorly. He texted me. Like, is this a porn show now?

Yeah, you can't trust the co. Nicky Smokes gave me a boner. That's the best prank you can do to a man. Yeah. Oh, he got me. Good for him. Did you guys see that prank

that, um, I guess I, is it a person transitioning? Uh, I'll try to find it. That's a great prank. It was a great prank.

Hilarious start. What is it? Sounds awesome so far. I went home to my mom and dad with my dick chopped off. I'm going to find it. Oh, Brandon, I want you to stay. Where was it? Brandon.

Brandon. I thought I was in my car. All right. He wants to be with his car. He wants to be with his car Where is it Fuck Did you see the prank Where the guy had

Mousetraps on his back And then he went up To his boys And had his boys hug him Yes Oh yeah Yeah all the Oh shit

That was great That's good Happy birthday Connor Yes happy birthday Hey Connor What's up Psych Fuck you Wrecked Got him Pranked him Happy birthday, Connor. Yes, happy birthday. Hey, Connor. Psych. Fuck you.

WVU beat Penn State in women's basketball. We're beefing. Damn. Big dub. Huge dub. Brandon's handling this well. I don't know about that. He loves that Jeep

We'll see I There was a moment where If it was real spray paint And Smokes like came out And said it was him Like I thought he was gonna grab a gun I think Brandon would've

Beat the fuck out of him Yeah It would've been physical For sure The problem with like A psychological prank on Smokes Is I don't know if he has The necessary prerequisite

Equipment to You know I don't know To torture someone the necessary prerequisite equipment to torture someone's brain. I think their brain needs to be active. That's what I'm saying. How could you actually psychologically... I don't think because he has no impulse control, so he would immediately react as if it were the final stage and ruin his own.

No, no. I think we need to break him. Like if we get him to accidentally sleep with a man. That's yeah. That was a prank I saw that wasn't I can't find it. I don't want to really search for it, but it was a random tweet. I saw last night where I saw some guy was like, I delivered a pizza and this chick suck my dick and then like the next headline was like only fans uh transitioning man into woman sucks pizza delivery guy's dick without telling him oh yeah so we should i don't

know but we should do that to nicky smokes yeah one of us should suck his dick yeah yeah we're We're actually a woman You straight fuck Oh smokes Yeah he's an idiot Yeah but that's what makes him so dangerous Right We gotta find out what this idiot We'll get him We'll talk offline

Get him real good It can't be hard. No. He's so happy with himself right now. Can you find him upstairs, TJ? I don't have the upstairs camera anymore. Oh, you don't? Yeah, they overtook them today.

They're taking shots of the office. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I think. Taking video of the office. Do you guys have your name wheel? Yeah. Take a video of the office. Do you guys have your name wheel? Yeah. I have mine.

Yeah, I could. We could postpone it to tomorrow. No, I want to do it. People have been asking. I have like additional ideas too. Oh, okay. A couple ideas. Well, maybe we should wait for Brandon to get back.

Then we do. Oh, here he is. You good? No, we got to get the car washed. Oh, yeah. Let's get the should wait for Brandon to get back. Oh, here he is. You good? No, we've got to get a car wash. Oh, yeah, let's get a car wash. Yes, get a car wash. Have Paige go get a car wash right now. There's a car wash right down the street.

I'm not going to make Paige do it. It's not like a big thing. You want Reed to do it? It's just not coming off. Have Reed do it. Where's Reed? Reed, come in here. Reed!

Reed was, I think he was spitting game to some girls outside. Reed? Yeah. Here, I'll go get cash. Reed was, I think he was spitting game to some girls outside. Reed? Good for him. Here, I'll go get cash. That's my hitter. You could reverse prank Nick. Have him do it. Roll down one of your back windows.

Have him get all wet. And have your car get ruined. But he's the blame. Yeah. I mean, he'd still be the blame for the original act. Yeah. I think he's that way, Big Cat. He's actually where the women are.

Reed's spitting right now? He was. My boy spits. When I walked by, he was like, yeah, I play basketball. Yeah, is that what he said? Showing them producer bowl highlights? All right. All right. Now i'm just red yeah yeah it doesn't feel uh commander uh yeah so what were we talking about you i guess yeah he's he's out by the he's out by the bar what if Reed's a Nicky Smokes cohort

that was almost perfect now my keys are broken Dan did go in with Nicky Smokes on that prank and he was very quick to be like I don't think the prank is too far do you think this was step one of a greater prank?

That you just gave your keys to the one guy who's – Reid, Big Cass looking for you. Was this the first domino? You're taking my car to the car wash. You're taking my car to the car wash? Yeah. Well, it wasn't my decision. I'm looking for you.

I told him you were spitting game to those women out there. See, he was. Yeah, he's going to take him for a spin Should be yeah Were you ever good at spitting game Brandon? No I was terrible at it What was your tactic? Fear You'd scare them?

Fear and awkwardness No I was scared to walk up to them Yeah I just I don't know that I ever even Stand there and be tall? I don't know that I ever even attempted Stand there and be tall? I don't know that I ever even attempted the spit game. I would always just luck into it. I got –

Nicky Smokes is going to go. What? Pranked you. Well, Kyle asked a question right when you walked out. What if you're assisting in a larger prank? What if we're getting in my car with car washers? I am not. I am very hands off.

The role of me as the guardrails is Nicky Smokes tells me the prank, and then I say that is okay or that is not okay. So is he only going to prank Brandon Walker? No. I would assume he's going to prank everyone. Okay. Again, I'm happy to not be the guardrail because I don't want to be associated with these pranks,

but I also think someone probably should have at least some type of knowledge of what's going on this idiot's thoughts right he might have just done real spray paint if I if I didn't approve it it looked pretty real it did look real it looked good oh here it is hey yo i was delivering pizza today and a random girl asked to suck my dick what the hell she recorded it too goodbye forever i just had the worst revelation of my life transgender going viral for giving a door dash driving letting him know she's trans that's a really that's a heavy thoughts thoughts that's a what do you mean thoughts comment below yeah i mean that sound off in the comments that

guy's gay now he found out instantly too there's a two minute between these tweets oh wait you guys think this is real maybe possibly i don't know i mean you seem super you said that eagles fans are throwing snowballs yesterday they were i saw your clip i saw the clip that got you you saw that yeah i think it was from last year or the year before it's okay yeah i mean there are a lot of clips of eagles fans throwing snowballs there is one clip of eagles fans i think maybe the vikings where they just pelt this one guy so many times. It was awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

They get active. Yeah. Fuck around, find out at the link, dude. Just by existing? Yeah. Okay. Pretty much. Gives you the ball.

Well, it gives you the right to walk in here. Yeah. It's our home turf, dude. Yeah. Did you see Panera's Lemonade has killed two people? What? Yeah. Oh, the first one.

How? It has 1, not the first one. How? It has 1,300 milligrams of caffeine. Oh. Oh, Jesus. That kind of rocks. It's a lot of caffeine. You've had to add a few, right? I don't know how much you need to.

So, 13, that seems lethal. I'm going to go ahead and say I didn't know there was any caffeine in it. Well, no, it's called their charged lemonade. Above 300 is like... What's a cup of coffee? I think coffee is like 100, and I think Celsius is 300. This is 300. How do they even attempt to do 1,300?

I don't know. Do they do it on purpose? Is it not? It was a crazy amount, maybe. Maybe the person had 1,300 milligrams worth of charged lemonade. Yeah. That's a crazy way to like... Yeah, what?

Yeah. Whoa. Brandon, we drank three. Brandon, when you were out there after you got smoked, we were talking about... Remember that? Oh, that's... That guy's cute as hell.

Remember the story of the Mississippi guy who wrote Black's Rule in his driveway? Yes. Yeah, we thought that was maybe. When he faked the, yeah. Yeah. You thought I did it. Well, no, I knew you didn't. But I was throwing it up.

You brought it up. Yeah. As if I wrote. It was like a game of Clue I was playing. A big penis on mine. I was like, maybe it was Black's Rule. What if you do frame Nicky Smokes for a prank that goes too far to get him fired?

And that's your prank on him. You prank your, you do something to yourself. Okay. All right. Frame it. So I cut my foot off. Yeah.

That's just a joke. Yeah. And I pretend that he, he did it. You know, that thing's going anyway. Shoot yourself in the leg and be like, Nikki smoke.

He shot me. He literally shot me in the leg. Yeah. I'my Smokes just shot me. He literally shot me. He shot me in the leg. Yeah. I'm not sure he'd get fired for that. No, probably not. Yeah. No.

Maybe underpin, but not now. Yeah. What would need to be real? You'd get a raise from Dave, probably. Yeah. Nah. Nah. No, he wouldn't.

It is funny just the idea of Nicky Smki smokes just like he won that bet and then dave just dropped him off here and he's just ours now it's like uh getting it's like getting a dog with your girlfriend and then you die yeah it's like dave just that bet was nothing for dave yeah it was like here's a salary and not my problem. Your guy's problem. And then he just dropped off one of the greatest, most notorious pranksters of all time in our midst. Boy, he's pranked us a lot. A lot.

He's just relentless. One after the other. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. Do you have name wheel? Do you want to do name wheel? Y'all ready? Yeah.

Wait, do the high noon ad. Let's do name wheel. I'm excited for this. We've needed the name wheel. Should we do one small sliver death to yak? Yep. Scary. Very scary. Forever forever half a percent there are people a lot anything goes right yeah that we can do very punch sticky smokes in the face okay

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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Look, look, look, look, look. Name wheel. Name look. Name wheel. Name wheel. Okay. So how it's going to work is everyone has one slice and it has to be done right away. Yep. So who has their first idea for the name wheel?

We got to remember these. Text me a description of it or I'll write down a description of it because everybody forgot theirs last time. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've said mine. Mine is immediately you have to go take a one-hour nap, but it's on Instagram Live. Well, shouldn't it just be on the Yak? I want you to be in a—you have to fall asleep.

Yeah, it should be you have to fall asleep on the show. You have to just lay down right there. Yeah, lay down right there. You have to actually fall asleep on the Yak. All right, fuck it, yeah. Fall asleep on the show. You have to just lay down right there. Yeah, lay down right there. You have to actually fall asleep on the yak. All right, fuck it, yeah. Fall asleep on the yak. And the show can't end until it happens. Until you're asleep.

Also, Ford Eliminator should probably just be on there just in general. Yeah, and if you don't fall asleep, you got to tweet a picture of your butt. Oh. No, if you don't fall asleep, the show doesn't end. Okay, deal. Yeah. It doesn't end until the person in the middle falls asleep. Falls asleep.

Okay. Brandon, what's yours? Mousetrap off the wheel forever what he's allowed so i have mousetrap on the wheel forever whoa you don't you do not may i change mine yeah yes double mousetrap yeah bigger mousetrap mousetrap off the wheel forever that's not fun fun. I think it's wonderful. What about it's mousetrap exemption from the end of time and it's a wheel? Because that's not going to be me.

Why can't I have mousetrap off the wheel forever? You're allowed. It's selfish. Alright, Mario Kart 64 tournament. Yes! That's fun.

The 64 is sitting in my... We wouldn't be able to do it today because I don't have Mario but I do have the 64 and everything else. What game? Mario mario kart 64 i will beat you a hundred times immediately go to it that's what we would do that's the whole point is we immediately started mario kart 64 tournament okay cool i like that two two two races four four guys each okay okay all right mine is uh called roll up roll up and roll up okay and the rules are pretty simple you if you hit it you have 15 minutes if you can get

uh a random person friend of yours you have to know the person to roll up okay here okay if you in the for in those 15 minutes you can't it goes to the second roll-ups and those roll-ups are a wheel uh one to ten and it's all 10x so if you hit 10 it's 100 and you have to do a combination of eating fruit roll-ups or and rolling up and down the court like this. Can I add one roll-up? So if you get 100, you have to eat, like, either you could do a combo. You do 50, eat 50 fruit roll-ups, or you have to, and 50 roll-ups. But this is only if your boy doesn't roll up. Only if your boy doesn't roll up.

I love that. Yeah, roll-up, roll-up, or roll-up. And it's not complex. Right, and it's instant. Like, you have 15 minutes the minute it hits. Otherwise, you have to eat a shitload of Fruit Roll-Ups or roll up. I need to make friends. Yeah.

Okay. We need West Loop guys. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Okay. We need a West Loop guy. Roll up, roll up, roll up. Kyle?

I'm still thinking. All right. We can pass you. Mook mine is inspired from anus but mine will be FaceTime your aunt oh I don't even have her phone number no it's just I was

trying to decide which aunt any aunt of your choosing lands on you you have to maintain a two to two minute phone that's good Any aunt of your choosing lands on you. You have to maintain a two-minute FaceTime. That's good. That's FaceTime. That's horrendous. That's a horrendous addition to the deal.

Horrendous. Oh, I hate you for that. Well, you guys made me do it, so get fucked. Yeah, of course we did. It's horrible. That's a bad one. I don't even think I have my aunt's phone number Yeah I don't know how I'm gonna do that

My aunt answered and asked me who died What if Definitely have some wild shit That she would say But would she be caught off guard that you're FaceTiming her Yeah probably Oh jeez Mine is take FaceTiming your aunt Off the wheel Yeah, probably. Oh, jeez.

Mine is take FaceTime and your aunt off the wheel. Love it. That's a great one, Mark. Nah, make it Mario Kart. Ants need more love. Do they? No. I don't think so. You have three?

I have three, and I don't love any of them. So I was just going to talk. I have like three. One was 1,000 push-ups for the group. Oh, I thought you meant you had three ants. That's pretty good. You didn't love any of them. No, yeah, I did too.

I was like starting to rank my ants. I was like, yeah, I guess I don't love them. 1,000 push-ups. We're a team, and we have to all do 1,000. Oh, I like that. I like that. That will kill us. That's pretty good.

Yeah, because that will take a long time. Yeah. I was thinking to use the freezer, which we've talked about before, like doing a wet wheel and then you have to go into the freezer. I love that. Okay. After you get wet. Oh.

Get wet and then go into the freezer. Hypothermia wheel. Yeah, hypothermia. Yeah, a minute in the freezer is fine. Right? Frostbite. Okay, you want to do 1,000 push-ups? I like that.

And then I had, like, a Freaky Friday idea where we, like, switch people and roles, but I don't really have that fully fleshed out. Okay. Yeah, no shit. You could do that as a team. That's what I said. I mean, I couldn't have.

Wait, no, I like that one. I couldn't have Freaky Friday. Did I do a poor job, Nick, of setting up? No, no, Freaky Friday. Like, I have three ideas. Not all fully. No, I'm in on Freaky Friday. We should just do Freaky Friday without telling anyone. What are we going to do?

We should pick a Friday. Freaky Friday, I think is pretty self-explanatory. Is it not? What are we swapping? I had this idea where we used magic and changed bodies. No, no, I get what you're saying. We're swapping each other. I come in and I'm Brandon Walker and you're me.

All right, then don't do that no oh no context beast oh you knew you were called on when you walked by you weren't making eye contact oh shit is liam what's up we got tormented in the building yeah so for anyone who doesn't know if you've probably followed the account, no context, college football, incredible account. You know, I've heard of it. Oh, congrats. Congrats, man. Liam, did you move here yet? No, my dad's here with me. We're looking for apartments and stuff. Oh, hell yes. OK, well, congrats, man. Yeah. And where are you moving from? California, right? Oh, Vegas. Yeah. I was born in california but been in vegas since i was like six or something okay nice i like your whole look yeah this is gonna work out well yeah you're gonna

you're gonna crush it when did this start this uh project with barstool or no like your account 2018 yeah are you familiar with your body of work extensively i i would think what's like your what was your best tweet my best tweet i don't know i guess that really varies it's a very subjective question as well because what my did the best numbers and then what's your favorite probably the comparison between reggie bush and george bush that one does pretty well okay all right fuck yes fuck yes what were some of the comparisons it was like it was a comparison of them it was like years played uh presidents i don't know i don't remember very bad but it was your work it was your original work no it was a screenshot from from a espn broadcast, they actually did that?

Yeah, he is on top. He does not miss a snap of football. Have we ever crossed paths? Yeah, I've been in your spaces a few times. You didn't really let me talk about the group of five teams. And State, two years ago, you shut me down. It was a forgettable year for them two years ago, though. Oh, damn, Brandon.

I'm sorry. It's okay. Now, Mook, you dapped him up immediately do you know him or is this a solidarity we're boys and solidarity okay i'm pumped to have you okay yeah i'm trying to get like him dude i need that flow i need that facial it's pretty fucking incredible it is nice head of hair yeah thank you appreciate it well congrats man i'm excited i know we've talked a bunch so pumped pumped for you thank you yeah i'm excited to be working with you.

Very nice to meet you. Yeah. Nice to meet y'all. Yeah. All right. This is Liam. No contracts, college football. There he is.

Why are your hands red? Hey, man. Good question. Good question. It's just red, man. I love this guy. Dude, he's a beast. He's a beast.

He does not miss anything. Yeah. He just is on top of everything Yeah He just sits there And like every game That ever happens He's got it

That's good Yeah that's what we need Yeah I could tell he had like Meme brain Yeah no he's a He's a pure online guy Oh yeah

Like he is not a He's not a for the world guy Oh his name is Blutman Yeah I like that name Ooh Blutman Blutman He's like a Blut world guy. Oh, his name is Blutman. Yeah. I like that name. Ooh. Blutman. Blutman's getting roasted right now.

Yeah. Did you see that? I hate that. You don't like that? I'm a Blutman guy through and through. That ass? I need him. Blutman tweeted a clip of surviving Barstool before the main social account could.

Oh. And it went crazy. No, no. Did it go crazy? Big no, no. Big no, no in the biz yeah I wish we got this tweet from a brand account first oh

get em Chuck yeah I think I have a gripe with this tweet why it was tweeted like a half hour after the episode ended there's plenty of time

to tweet it out oh you have a gripe with Chuck I don't anybody could have tweeted this clip out at any point oh I like this we all Anybody could have tweeted this clip out at any point.

Oh, I like this. We all watch the episode. Tweet the clip out. Play the clip. It is very funny. I know. You meant to text them. Do you not? No, I texted you.

You said, are we killing Jerry? That's what you said. I know. I'm telling them we're killing Jerry. That's what I said. You said it to me. I know. I just said, are're killing Jerry. That's what I said. You said it to me. I know. I just said it.

We're killing Jerry. I'm Jerry. No shit. Is this guy on Pluto? I'm Jerry. I don't know what has gone on. Gaz got caught. I think he made a boo-boo.

He made a bad text. Gaz was scheming to eliminate Jerry. I knew that. Yeah, we shouldn't say any spoilers. The way he tried to just defend himself, he did a good job defending himself. Because it was so bad that it made you think, oh, maybe I am this guy. You could tell he's used to doing this. Right.

Right. You sent me. I know. Oh, my God. I just said, are we killing Jerry? This is incredible. No, shit. Is this guy on Pluto?

I love the Quigs doing that to jerry's broadcast now so good i i know that it's so dumb but it makes me laugh every time the chat just spams it's in spanish why is it in spanish so jerry all right so tj and ch Che what do you guys got on the wheel oh god he looks too happy it's gonna be a group activity it's gonna be hot sex no suicide

what Jonestown we all do suicide so the last person's left and you gotta go full speed so the last person's left, and you got to go full speed. Wait, what? So the last person's left. So we'll do an eliminator.

Everyone lines up and goes, and you keep going until you are not the slowest. So there's going to be one person left, and they got to run however many suicides. We'll cooperate, yeah. So winner is out? Yeah, if you win, you don't have to do it anymore. What about popcorn day, though? What a day. One of the greatest failed experiments of our time.

That was a great day. That was awesome. Me and DeBrand are watching NFL Top 100 plays. Yeah, I'll do that again. Yeah, it's a great time. Spilled popcorn everywhere. We got like 35 plays in before one of us realized, hey, they probably fucked with us by now. Yeah.

We ate so much popcorn. Quick. Anybody who understands entertainment knows how incredible Popcorn Day was. People who think the opposite of it. Yeah, they don't get it. They're going to look back and realize. Yeah. It's one of our lost classics.

All right, TJ? Alphabet challenge. Uh-oh. Two people that are selected by the wheel have to race to assemble items that start with the most different letters of the alphabet in five minutes The winner spins a wheel of all letters of the alphabet

and gets $100 worth of an item that starts with that letter Are you reading right now? I wrote it down Wait, I'm confused I like it So it's a Big Cat and KB get hit by the wheel A timer starts and you each have five minutes to run around the office,

accumulating as many items that start with different letters to the alphabet as possible, and put them on the cork. TJ, I love that. Whoever gets more letters. That's like a blast. Each letter is a point. I want to do it now. I'm going to rip out my Zypho process.

I want to do that now. And then if you spin the wheel and you landed on L, you get $100 worth of lima beans. Wow. Or something, and it's a lot of lima beans. That rocks. That is a lot. I like lima beans.

There's beans in this computer. You guys see that clip? Best. You see that clip, Brandon? Gotta put beans in it. Just skip me. What's that clip, Brandon? Guy puts beans in his- Just skip me. What's going on, man? I'm just wondering where my car is.

Worried about my car. They took Paige- Paige is in my car? Paige is- You realize Paige is the most responsible person here. Right. Paige- I walked past Paige the other day, and she was complaining because she had to move, and

she's like, I don't know how I'm going to move the box. I just gave her my car for like six hours, and it was fine. She did leave one cup of coffee in my car, which I thought was pretty rude. But other than that, it was no problem. She even adjusted my seat back. My car's nasty on the inside. Oh, it's bad. Somebody's seeing the inside of my car.

Maybe they'll get that page mic at the inside. I hope not because I got stuff I want in there. Like what? That McRib from the other day. I still got a little bit of that. It's cold enough to where that's still fine. Doing day-old McRibs, Brent? No, I've been antiquing after the show every day,

and I got my Joe DiMaggio poster. You've been sending me your hauls. Pretty good stuff. I go antiquing every day. Where? I found a great antique mall. I go every Sunday. I found the Volo Antique Mall in Volo.

I might not be saying that right, but it's the best antique mall I've ever seen. How do you spell it? V-O-L-O. Feels like that. There's also a beef jerky restaurant up there. Oh, a restaurant? Not a restaurant. Beef jerky store. I've been living my life, man.

That's incredible. Got an Andre Dawson poster yesterday. Oh, hell yeah. Do you have plans for this stuff, or you just buy it because it's cool? I've decided my – I hate calling it a man cave, but my basement where I have everything, I'm just going to load the walls down. Do you have furniture? I have furniture, yeah.

Okay. So I know you like vintage memorabilia. You like antiques too? Vintage memorabilia is really what I'm looking for. Old jars and shit? I don't really like that. Old jars are cool. I don't really like the antiques as much.

I just look for the sports stuff, really. He also is a big used book guy. I'm trying to go to a bookstore today if you'd like. Every new city I go to, I go to their used bookstores. Yeah, that one we went to in Detroit was pretty nice. Detroit's probably the best one ever. Philly's really good. The book trader in Philly's good.

Chicago has a good one. Oh, in Detroit was pretty nice. Detroit's probably the best one ever. Philly's really good. The book trader in Philly's good. Chicago has a good one. But, oh, Phoenix has a great one. Oh. Phoenix has a great one, too. Use bookstores. Yeah, remember we took a nice walk. Detroit, yeah. Detroit.

That was when we were the only ones walking. Yeah. That was the height of COVID. Yeah. That's when we started rediscovering America, the peak of COVID. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Are you guys have that coming up soon again?

Yeah, we've had meetings. Yeah, in the works. What's next? We have to decide. Yeah. Get some half ideas. Yeah. It'll be back.

Whenever you're ready to do Mississippi, I'm ready for you. What are you going to do? Text us ideas? Text you where it is and to show you on the map. I should go interview the black crew guy. I would love that. He'd be perfect for that show. Brandon, would you going to do? Text us ideas? Text you where it is and show you on the map. I should go interview the Black Rule guy. I would love that. He'd be perfect for that show. Brandon, would you come with us? Yeah, sure.

If you ever get to Mississippi. We'll get to Mississippi. Put it at the front of the list. What's the matter? Hands are red. Is it concerning you that it's not coming off? No, well... It's on your car as well.

It wasn't really coming off the car very well. It wasn't? It wasn't digging in, but it was... We have the video of Smokes revealing himself to you. Yeah, he just laughed. That's it? Yeah. Oh, I didn't watch it yet.

Just laughed in a high-pitched laugh. Like that? Yes, exactly like that. That is exactly what he did. And it bothered me to the point I didn't even really turn around. Did you see it? See what? Were you mad at him?

It seemed like it. I get mad at PFT right here. Look at my car. Yeah. Oh, that's a huge dick. Oh, I didn't get the first one. Oh, he went for the hug. Oh, that's worse huge dick. Oh, it didn't get the first one. Oh, he went for the hug. Oh, that's worse.

I tried to... The hug is... That's why my hand got red, because I was trying to slap him with it. The hug is so bad. Yeah, the hug's bad. Oh. It looks like it comes off. Oh, it's so fine.

You were just doing that with your hand? I'm going to clean it for you. No, I got it. Now, you got... I got you. You got... you. No, I got it. Now, you got... I got you. Good. The question I have... Are you gonna mentally be able to handle what comes back? Yes. You are. No.

The answer's no. What do you got? Okay. I'll give you a fist bump. The answer's no. Were you thinking about ruining another sweatshirt, Brandon? I was. That's his favorite. Favorite sweatshirt. Brandon? I was. That's his favorite. Favorite sweatshirt. Fucking love this company. He's a moron.

One of the worst. Is he your least favorite here? Ooh. Well, should we revisit your feud rankings? Yeah, but I don't dislike Mincy. I dislike Nicky Smokes. So with the Jumbotron setron setup that was for the rundown right yeah no it's do we lose it now yeah so does he have the most expensive studio in the office yes by far kitchen yeah it's just a kid it's just mincey's kitchen now okay

kitchen is right there you can see both in the shot yeah Yeah. TJ, how much was that Tron? Probably expensive. It's definitely mid to high fives, probably. Mid to high fives. Oh, my God. I said, Paige, let me know when you're back. And she said, I will. I'm filling up his tires. This man drives like a maniac.

No, that's just because of the cold weather. Uh-oh. I don't know. Wait, yeah, yeah. The tire pressure goes down. Yeah, the tire pressure goes down when it's cold. It was like 18 one day. Yeah, it went down.

Are you talking about flaky? No, it says inflated to 37. They're like 35. They're fine. See, this is why you can't let women in your car, man. She's not going to appreciate the McRib. She's inflating the tires. My tires are going to blow up.

Wait, is the reason you didn't want anybody to take your car to the car wash is because you were ashamed of the innards? Yes. Okay. What do you mean the McRib? It's got a McRib in there. There's a McRib in there? Where were you five minutes ago?

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What else we got going on, boys? Nick, you said yesterday you're in the holiday spirit. Yeah. What does that entail? I went to the Christmas market, and I had some cider, and I bought a Santa Claus, a wooden Santa Claus. One of Wrigley? Jiggles his legs. Yeah.

Sick. I know. The, the Chris Kinder market, Chris Kindle market. You got to get on the, uh, the, the train, the Christmas train. The Polar Express. Yeah. I think I might. Yeah.

You got to find it. I'm going ice skating with Rudy next week. Oh. He's going to be so good. He's going to be so good. He's going to be so good. I'm going to fall on my little butt. Where are you going ice skating? Down in Grand Park?

That trail. Oh. The ribbon. Have you seen the ice skating ribbon? No. It's a path, not a rink. Oh. Uh-huh.

Anybody can come. How do they keep it ice? I think it's still flat. Boo. No. We got to play pond hockey. Oh, that'll be fun. Yeah, we got to do that in January.

We got to go up and play pond hockey. Don't we still have to camp at your place? Yeah, we got to do a lot. I don't think we'll camp and do pond hockey at the same time. Why not? Cold weather camping is cool. That's cold weather camping? It's not for us. It's for the viewer i've been

wanting to camp anyway i've been watching outdoor boys a lot on youtube what's outdoor boys the guy that just goes camping man have you seen a guy that's up in australia that loves honey butter no but he dropped him is that him yep okay we like the same guy same guy yeah no alaska you mean alaska yeah yeah yeah yeah he's in's in Alaska. He's the best. Is this the older dude with the kids and the glasses? Yeah, he's my age. Yeah, he looks like, yeah. He loves Honeybutt.

You don't know about his Honeybutter? He makes his shelter from scratch. Oh, he's great. I love him. I love this guy. I love this son of a bitch. This guy might be the best content creator out right now. I think he's the best content creator out.

I agree. He's incredible. I can't believe we like the same guy. I love him so much. I watch two hours of him when I get home believe we like the same guy. I love him so much. I watch two hours of him when I get home every day. Wait, he brings his kids? Sometimes he does.

Outdoor boys. But the best ones are when he doesn't have his kids and he's just creating his own fire. He'll say, oh, I've got to create a fire, and then he'll build a shelter for his fire. He's the best. He's so wholesome. I love his face. He's very wholesome. But the big bumpy ones are It's very healthy big bumpy ones are good for squirting It's very yeah great for sweating. He's the outdoor boys

Yeah, him and his sons are the outdoor boys bigger and tomato. He'll cook up a storm, too He'll cook up a storm I'd eat that Look at him. He's the man. What a fucking life. Did you I don't know I might have gotten gut Did you see the chick that was snowboarding away from a grizzly bear? Yes. You got gut. I got gut. That was ink.

Look at that stew. It looked real. The beans are almost done, so I'm going to go ahead and make some bread. I have this dough I made up last night. Take and wrap this bit of cheese, a little bit of bread dough with that gouda inside. Just put this on the ground. It's on the ground? Cooking bread on the coals is really easy. Either you make a disc and you lay it straight on the coals and flip it,

or you make a ball and you bury it in the coals. I was going to claim it. I don't think that's dirt. A little bit of campfire ash that gets stuck to the bread tastes just like flour. Oh, what? Okay. Coming along nice. Oh, what? Okay. This guy rules. Yeah.

All right. Wow. Look at this motherfucker. It's a nice piece of meat. He sleeps on the coals, too. The coals are going to stick to it while it's rare, and once it's cooked, the coals will fall off. He sleeps on the coals? Yeah.

Wow. Oh, my God. That's the life corals? Yeah. Wow. Oh, my God. That's the life, man. Yeah. I wouldn't want to do it for more than a day. I want to be him. I want to be him for life. Do you?

Yeah, kind of. Nah. It would be exhausting. This is exhausting. This is killing me. This is fucking killing me. I can't drive a fucking car to work without you motherfuckers doing something i want to be him and don't all right let's sell let's sell the idea

you go up there and do it to alaska yes by myself yes good done you'll do it done gone this was amazing not this i would look at all this that's part of it no he. This was amazing. Not this. Look at all this. That's part of it. No, he doesn't always do this much, this cold. Sometimes he'll be in the frozen tundra. Sometimes he'll be in a deciduous forest. Wait, what if this falls? Alaska's technically rainforest. He would die?

Yeah. That feels dangerous. Well, it's either that or die. He knows what he's doing. Does he, though? Because I think sometimes it starts to, like... Well, he knows when he's doing. Does he, though? Because I think sometimes it starts to like... Well, he knows when to get out. Was he in the army?

Somebody said he's a lawyer. Oh. He is? His day job is a lawyer. He doesn't seem like the lawyer in type. Why not? What's that mean? What's that mean, Brandon?

I don't know. He seems real easygoing. I don't feel like lawyers are easygoing. Could you see him being an agent? I could see him being this. I i see him making his money doing this this is crazy yeah he's gonna make him a bed yeah but i guess the turn in there keeps the cold air from coming in what do you mean like the he has you walk in and there's a an angle so the cold air is warm Sheltered I just don't understand how the snow

He'll make him a recliner in a minute with a TV Cave in He'll have a hair dryer I'm mesmerized How long did this take? It takes him days Then where'd he sleep in between? No, I mean, he'll do this all day, sleep, and then go do something else tomorrow

Look at him Oh my gosh I like that he's a dork day, sleep, and then go do something else tomorrow. Look at him. Oh, my gosh. I like that he's a dork. Where's his pillow? There it is. TJ, wasn't there like a honey butter thing where he loves honey butter? Yeah. And he dropped the cracker and he freaked out.

Oh, yeah. He makes bread and then he puts honey butter on it. And he'll get real upset when he forgets to put honey butter on it. Luke from the Outdoor Boys, you're my hero. He's a legend. I would like to be you. You are my hero. You wouldn't want to do that.

I just told you. You can't deal with the elements. I can deal with the elements. You can do a cold. I think we're fantasizing a bit. The sun, what if it gets over 60 degrees? Oh, I can't do it in the sun.

No, come on. You would be the perfect outdoor boy if the outdoors were elsewhere. If the outdoors were inside? Yeah. Yeah. No, I could live in the woods for a day with nothing no maybe not with nothing i would have to no not with nothing would rather have a shovel or a tarp i just see brandon like me too setting up his camp

he just like clears a bunch of brush he's like like, all right, this is my pacing corner of my house. Just walking back and forth. This is where I will nervously fritter about. Brandon, were you a Boy Scout? I was not. You were not? No. You give off like Boy Scout energy.

Thank you. Are the Boy Scouts still? They're still a thing. They're still kicking, yeah. They're allowing chicks in there though, right? Oh. Yeah. Isn't that what the Girl Scouts are for?'s a they scout it's a yeah no girl scouts

they sell cookies they sell the cookies boy scouts do shit with their hands yeah uh yeah yeah it's no joke becoming an eagle scout eagle scouts are legit yeah what do girl scouts they teach you just like how to knit and shit what knit and shit? What's the highest level of Girl Scout? How to fucking cook dinner. Wife Scout? What do they become? For real, what do they do? What do Girl Scouts do?

Pest other people into buying their cookies. Cookies are really good. Cookies are a fundraiser. What do they do with the funds? What do Girl Scouts do? What are they funding? Boy Scouts will go to their 18 and then they'll try to become eagle scouts i've never seen 18 year old girl scout are they like 12

i don't know well i'm not saying you're so right 18 year old i've never seen like a high school never made it i've never seen a high school girl scout. Yeah. Fuckable Girl Scout. Well, I didn't. Is that what you're saying? It's not what I'm saying. I've never seen a fuckable Girl Scout. Why can't I have this rational conversation? You know what the real problem with Girl Scouts is? Where the boobies at? Yeah, what's the oldest?

Oh, I didn't even check the boobies at Christmas. It was okay today. Not good? It was all right. even check the boobies of Christmas. It was okay today. Not good? It was all right. So nice to have that back. I check it at about 5 a.m. You do? Ray Winters dropped.

First thing I check. What's it called again? I don't know. The boobies of Christmas? Malasek sent it to me. I haven't watched a single. Why is he doing it? Malasek sent it to me.

Malasek's pretending To be a horny guy When he's not Yeah Booby Christmas I don't know He's texting me about it He's trying to make friends He doesn't care about the titties

Oh today was good It was alright They're videos right Yeah She was doing tricks on it Little bro Was she That's cool Making them bounce Adios, right? Yeah. She was doing tricks on it, little bro. Was she?

That's cool. Making them bounce. I don't think that's too tough. Is that a trick? Huh. Okay. You just looked at titties? Yeah.

Nice. I mean, I forgot. Is that an advent calendar? Yeah. Yeah. Different boobs every day. Yep. Been doing it for years. Oh, calendar? Yeah. Yeah. Different boobs every day. Yep. Been doing it for years.

Oh, really? Yeah. My guy sent me one last week that I thought you would like, but I didn't send it to you. That was mean of you. Yeah. I'm going to do that now. Kyle, he hasn't sent one for you. That's fine.

Yeah. No, I don't want him to rush. I'm here too. I love titties as much as the next guy. I don't know if that's true. See that? Yeah. Old Nick loves titties. Take them or leave them.

I'd take them. Me too. Nah, all you got to do is make me laugh, man. You look like you got... Well, they're dry now. You look like you got Well they're dry now You look like You like killed A small animal Yeah if I get pulled over Like on the way home

And I haven't cleaned this off It will Like no it's just my That's way too literal Yeah Oh you caught me Oh damn it That's the real smokes

Oh this What was the one He was gonna do to you Two cops Two cops arrest me. Strippers. Put me in handcuffs. He texted me about that.

Strip and I guess throw their dicks in my face. Classic smokes. I said Titus is going to. Stripper cops aren't believable as cops. Not at all. They're wearing the Halloween. Yeah, they're straight out of Spirit Halloween. Yeah, Spirit.

Yeah. What if they had real guns, though? Does she think? What? Is your car back yet? I hope she doesn't think my tires are 35 out of 100. Oh. I don't think that.

That would be so funny. What she thought. Your car would be bouncing back. Just fucking two ops all the way back to Wisconsin. Like flubber. Oh, she thought you're tired. There's no way, dude. There's no fucking way.

Paige is smart. All right. Do you want to call her? No, it's done now, whatever it was. Is she back yet? No, it's going to take a while to get them up to a hundred man oh she hasn't texted me i don't have her number yeah she's she's not important enough for you i just no that's not what snarky thing would you save her as office manager page that's what she

would be cody i think was the one driving her car. Wait, she got in the passenger seat? That's where all the McRibs were. Oh, no. All the McRibs. Wait, plural? Well, I asked Cody if he could drive a car because he's a weird guy. Yeah.

And he's like, yeah, of course. I think that's a good question. And then he goes, Paige, come with me. So I was like, that means he definitely didn't know how to live out of that car. You yelled at Cody earlier today. Oh, no. Don't you?

What did you do? What happened? Did you do to the captain? No, no, that's not a thing. Did you yell at the captain? I didn't yell at him.

What'd you yell at him for? Titus, what'd he yell at him for? Did you holler? Well, I mean, I don't, I didn't mean to make that part of a thing.

I was just saying that Cody, it's going to be interesting to see where his head is at with you as he's taking your car like is he trying is he trying to win your favor back or is he like fuck this guy this is the kind of thing y'all say not you but what y'all say oh brandon yelled at this person now people think i'm mean to behind the scenes he was the one that said that i simply said uh i said cody said not you to the only person i said cody interesting that you uh were working on the men's show and that allowed tj to yell at him because TJ was mad at him. Oh. Either way, Cody approached me and was pretty rattled about his standing

within the mostly sports universe. Yeah. And I was like, well, what happened? He's like, well, Brandon doesn't seem happy with me. And all I'm saying is now he has your car, and I don't know if – so it could go one of two ways. Either he's going to try to win your favor back, or he's like, I fucking hate this guy.

What's your break into his car? We'll see. Close. We're close. Yeah. Did you yell at him? Not yell. I don't really yell. Why? He can't work on the men's show?

No, that's not... Well, he asked me if he should work on the men's show, and I said, probably not. And then he did it. Ah. Kind of hurts, don't it? Couldn't figure out where this protector went. Oh, the pad.

Probably in the forehead, right? I would guess not. It was like carving your face? Yeah, the cheekbones. It was carving into my cheekbones. Yeah, I think I'd just rather live with a broken nose. Yeah, I think I'd rather get hit in the nose. Yeah, because that looks like it would hurt worse if you got hit in the face.

Can I just go like that to your nose to see if it helps? Yeah, it actually didn't. Nothing? Okay. Okay. I like that noise. Yeah. Brandon, what's the update on the championship rings?

Uh-oh. It's going to be about $40,000. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, they won? Yeah, they won. Shout out Point City, West Point High School, 12th state championship. You said you were going to buy those.

I am going to. Were they a favorite? I'm going to be. Yeah, they're always a favorite. Why don't you just buy them one ring? I'm going to be instrumental in the effort to get them rings. Got it. Hey, Mr. Walker, what you going to do?

I'm not able to spend. What you going to do? Make your dreams come true. I'm not able to do make your dreams come true i'm not able to hop rings i'm not able to put out the entire 40 by myself but i will probably put half and try to raise the other half wow that's what i'm gonna try why don't we just do a bet what do you mean a bet just be like west point all these kids figure out a game you like why don't you say double or nothing for next season? Yeah.

Two rings. So the seniors this year would just get screwed. No, they get one. Well, no. If they win it next year, you buy two rings. Awesome. You buy rings for. I think I got it. I think I got it.

Appropriate rings for everybody that's on. What if the rings are seniors only? Because if you're a sophomore or junior, you have another chance next year. Yeah. You can do seniors only. Seniors only rings? seniors only rings yeah uh hungry like is the quarterback a senior yeah i'll take a player yeah yeah you're certain yeah just get him one ring like the stanley one big ring share it around one big. One huge big ring. I think they'd be upset about that. But, yeah, I'm going to probably fly down there and start rallying the troops.

They don't have to be paid for until, like, the spring. So we'll figure it out. I'll donate. Would you? Yes, I will too. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

I won't. I won't. You looked at me. I will not. At all. No, heavens no. $50. Put me down for $1,000. $1,000. No, what I'm going to do, I'm going to I won't. You looked at me. I will not. At all. No, no. Heavens no. $50. Put me down for $1,000. $1,000.

No, what I'm going to do, I'm going to take my money and help the kids in the community. I'm going to donate to the Boys and Girls Club. Well, these kids play, and these kids are from the community. Yeah, but I'm going to donate to the Boys and Girls Club of Westport. A lot of these guys probably already go there. Yeah, because I think that would actually have a positive impact on the community versus buying frivolous jewelry for kids that want to wear it. For an incredible accomplishment.

We've done it 12 times. That won't make a lick of difference in the community whatsoever. I'm going to need a contract, though. Here we go. Well, I mean, I'm happy to donate, but kind of like Ricketts did this with the Cubs, if any of them try to sell it, I get to buy it back for a dollar. I feel like most of them will try to sell it.

Then I get to buy them all back for a dollar. The kids sell the rings. I want them to wear them. I want them to be proud of the rings. We're early on in the process of getting the rings. Are you like a locker room name down there? Like the kids are well aware of you and your

significance? No. We've got to get that changed. I don't think 90% of the players Like the kids, like they're well aware of you and your significance? No. No. Well, we've got to get that changed. I don't think 90% of the players on that team know who I am. Okay, so then part of my $1,000 donation is going to be a Brandon Walker re-education program. A Brandon Walker class? Yeah. You're going to have to educate them.

Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be heavy propaganda. This man was the greatest athlete of all time. Have you given a graduation speech down there? No. Did you graduate? I did.

Yeah. Would you do it? All right, let's throw that in there, too. I would, but I- You can get whatever you want out of this. Is your name anywhere in that school? Guys, I went to a high school- What's your name in the school?

I went to a high school that is not our target audience. What does that mean? Yeah, what? Well, I- We high schoolers that is not our target audience. What does that mean? Yeah, what? High schoolers love us. Right, yes. But most of my high school doesn't give a fuck about us. I'm more known in Starkville than I am. What podcast would they listen to if they had to pick one?

Probably, well, there was a- Million Dollars Worth a Game? Yeah, Million Dollars Worth a game would be probably number one. Blacks rule. BFFs? And number two. No, not BFFs at all. Only stands?

No, also no. No, just... Just wallowing in. Okay. All right. What? All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel? I hope it lands on name wheel.

Roll up, roll up, roll up. I like seeing the train go by. It is nice. Yeah, it's great. The windows being open are huge. I like it more. Yeah, we need to keep it that way. Yeah.

Oh, look at that. Oh, it's pristine. It looks beautiful. It does. It looks better we need to keep it that way. Yeah. Oh, look at that. Oh, it's pristine. It looks beautiful. It does. It looks better than it did before it was painted. That's good. You should honestly say thank you to Nicky Smokes. Mission accomplished.

Tires are looking plump. Lost my good parking spot. Oh, my God. God forbid. Had my good parking spot. Captain. Good. Who drove?

Your page. So you just went along. Did you go at all? Yeah, I went. Did you see any sandwiches and Brandon's car? Did you step on my ribs? Did you clean out any of the- There was a lot of stuff in there, yeah.

Did you clean out the interior? I sent TJ a picture. You were supposed to clean out the interior. What's that mean? The inside of the car. You're dismissed. Thank you, Cody. Good work.

Appreciate it. We have the brightest fellows. We started explaining're dismissed. Thank you, Cody. Good work. Appreciate it. We have the brightest fellows. We started explaining interiors. My God. Yeah. Like the inside. It shouldn't look like that. No, I know it shouldn't look like that, but that's my car.

That's my car. No, no, no. I'm just a common cat. No, we didn't want you to clean it. Come on. Appreciate it. Thank you, Cody. I appreciate it.

What's the interior? We got a real Mensa going on. Appreciate it. Thank you, Cody. I appreciate it. What's the interior? We got a real Mensa going on. It's unbelievable. I love this place. It's the brightest, the best and the brightest. Okay, spin it, TJ. Oh, no. Yeah, Brandon, you've been on a bad run.

You had to go right yesterday. You got a car. We do it to him. Yeah, I guess. Do we? Yeah. I'm turning over a new leaf in the new year. Only protecting him.

It's fine. What's that? You could have washed that off You love the sympathy I do feel like I'm making You too love the victimization Yeah I do like

No I feel like I'm making Some sort of statement here KB you're sitting on something I put on your chair What? Indeed Oh yes one of five oh my word it's rare a rare rare yak artifact wow that's art i would wear that yeah i should have got one you should have uh thank you what a treat

alright so tomorrow we're gonna have White Sox Dave what are the chances White Sox Dave will actually do a bake off he's probably forgotten about it already shit they don't seem to have been baking now nothing has begun alright so we're gonna do a bake off tomorrow and White Sox Dave will also run the gauntlet yeah

what will his time be either really fucking good or really fucking bad. Bold. No, I think he could. Or I think somewhere in the middle. No, I think he could be. Possibility too. He's more athletic than he.

He's surprisingly. I don't think he can shoot a basketball though. Oh, yeah. And there's trivia. He's not bad at shooting the basketball. Can he Google in trivia? Yeah. He's pretty bad at shooting the basketball. Can he Google in trivia? Yeah. He's pretty bad at shooting the basketball, isn't he?

No, he's much better than I would have thought. Yeah. But he does have, like, a shoulder. I mean, right before the show, I did beat Titus and Big Cat in a shooting game. What? Saveds? Don't do this, Brandon. No, it was just a challenge that Titus laid out, and I beat him easily.

In what type of shooting? It was, like, just hit a shot from every line on the court. And I did it in 143, and it took Titus 202. Isn't Titus' brand that he's not good at basketball? No. Isn't that what he's built himself up to be? He's better than us, though. He's supposed to be better than us.

Don't do this, Brandon. Don't do this. I mean, 143 is what I did it in. You did it in 202. Big Cat did it in two and a half. Big, big gap. All right, so he's going to do this. The challenge is you shoot from each line without jumping, as you would free throw.

Oh, that's a weird challenge. That's exactly what I said. That's just a strongman competition. That's exactly what I said. It is not a strongman competition. It is a test of form. It is a test of body mechanics. It is a test of understanding the way your body works and the way you would shoot a basketball.

You're not helping out your case. What Brandon decided to do is said, fuck all that. I'm just going to chuck it from wherever I want and however I want and did not follow the rules that were outlined in the challenge. So what I'm going to do when we get off air is I'm going to crush Brandon. No, I'm going to do it like the way you want it to be. Okay. The wrong way. Why are we going off air?

Yeah, go. Let's go off air. No, no, go. No, no, no. Go do it. Do it. All right, Brandon. Do it, Brandon. It's been too much. Enough Brandon Walker. No, no, go. No, no, no. Go do it. Do it. All right, Brandon. Do it, Brandon.

Enough Brandon Walker. No, no, do it. You got a shooter hand right now. Do it. I was 2-0-2. My time was 2-0-2. I saw it. It was 2-0-2.

Go. It was 2-0-2. I can't. Y'all know I can't shoot on camera. Come on. Come on, but you got it. Titus, rebound. I'll rebound for you.

The challenge is pull up the court, TJ, so I can explain. It's every line. It's every line. You start at the red line, then the green line, then a free throw, then a three, then the other red, then the green, then the circle, then half court. And you can't jump. You got to keep your feet on the ground the entire time.

It's difficult. Because, again, as you get further back, you have to bend your knees more. You have to flick your wrist harder. And it becomes challenging, obviously. Alright. We'll tell you when the timer starts. We got puppies in the office tomorrow. What? Again? New York office.

Oh, fuck. Oh, damn. Damn it. Damn. That hurt. We got puppies. Yeah, adjust the camera. All right, tell us when, Brandon. The start of the block when I shoot the first ball.

All right. Good form so far. Good start. Did he not say go? He said start it when he shoots. Okay. I guess just start it. That was a jump.

Jump? He's leaving the ground. Yeah, he's jumping. There we go. There. There. Titus with a fundamental chest pass. Wet.

I don't know how you do Yeah Yeah this is a hard No red red Yeah I don't I don't know how you do this It's hard when you get back there This might take me Two days

Green Whoa You got it Have you guys already compared Brandon to Whoa. You got it. Have you guys already compared Brandon to Brienne of Tarth? Yes. When it first started. First day.

Yeah. Just rewatching Thrones and I can't unsee it. Yeah, you called that guy Tormund. Yeah. Wait a sec. Get on the mic. I got in and his check engine light was on and his PSI was at 32. It's supposed to be at 37.

He was claiming 35. No, it's supposed to be 37. And then we went in the one place over here. Burt's was closed. Then we went to the other one and it was a self like or it was like they do it for you. And they all came over and they were like, do you want the do you want the inside done yeah it was that he was worried you were gonna take one of his mcribs did you take one of the mcribs i didn't take a mcrib but i don't know if i could even find one to be honest are they cold is it cold enough outside to preserve the mcrib oh for sure

uh no it's not it's 40 degrees right now it's actually like nice out 141 yeah no it's it's like nice out like i went out without a coat and it's like you can enjoy the day yeah but yeah i was uh the check engine lights off the tires are full i think cody has pictures and stuff what was in the car what is this a lot A lot of McDonald's, which was surprising because I see him with Chick-fil-A every day. Oh, yeah. So it's like he's like hiding his. Yeah.

Got it. That was a very funny freak out while we're having a conversation. You're fine. You're fine. Getting tired. Yeah. His car's pretty crazy. Yeah, but funny freak out while we're having a conversation you're fine you're fine getting tired yeah his car's pretty crazy yeah but uh we would have been there way more like way longer yeah if you would have got the middle or the interior brandon has a messy car does that mean he has a clean pussy the cleanest pussy yeah yeah yeah you could tell it was definitely like a oh jesus all right someone all right thank you thank you thank you oh man

oh no finish Oh, no. Finish. Oh, no. I've got a team of roll-up guys. Oh, you do? What? But you can't have them ready. They're not ready. They're just some unemployed fellas in West Lube.

Okay. Woo! You can't, yeah, you can't, like, it has to be a true 15-minute. Yeah, this is my boy, Hal Geitelman. Oh. He's my boy minute Yeah that's my boy Hal Geitelman He's my boy What's his name? You know Hal Geitelman? I do now Didn't think I'd get Hal Geitelman did you big cat?

In your back pocket Right there just living He's not doing shit Oh no Not a chance Alright see everyone tomorrow Bake off tomorrow and shit. Oh, no. Not a chance. How good am I? All right. See everyone tomorrow. Bake off tomorrow.

White Sox Dave versus Chef Don. 18. 18. 18. 18. It's your straws, yeah Style of day, bro, how does it act? It's the act It's the act

Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap It's the act It's the act Happy birthday, Connor Griffin. Shout out to the boy. Let's get some scoops in the chat. Bye.