The Yak - Nicky Smokes Ate Day-Old Ribs Out of a Trash Can | The Yak 10-28-24

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code YAK. Hello, everyone. Hello. How was everyone's weekend? Average. Just average? Yeah. GoBack.com promo code, yeah. Hello everyone. Hello. How was everyone's weekend? Average. Just average? Yeah, how was your weekend? Bad. Gardening, ham radio, a musical instrument. You did none of these things.

I'm saying you boys need a new interest. Oh yeah, big time, big time. Need a new interest Life would be way better. Yeah Yeah, that was bad as bad really bad. That was really really bad Unless I mean it's a matter of perspective if you were a commander's fan I was probably really good really really good like really really really really good. You're like this is why I watch sports Yeah, that's true. Did you see Zod?

Did you see the the news? The news more bear deaths. Oh, no Down in DC a whole bunch of them Wow 29 of them I think I thought I would be in a better mood today, but I'm not. I'm in a good mood. Yeah. I feel great.

Is it the Hail Mary or is it like Jane Daniels being better than Caleb? I don't think you can say that factually yet. What? I don't. Hail Mary was just so painful. And then I came down to my kitchen this morning and my daughter who's three her school this week is doing Sports Week so she was just dressed head to toe in Bears gear. I was like you're a loser. You're a three

year old and you're a loser. The difference between four and three and five and two is mountainous. Mountainousous Four and five and two would be the bigger gap. I was doing kids ages you were doing the Bears record Oh, I was too. Oh, yeah kids ages. He was doing the Bears record. I was Care about y'all kids Yeah, I guess their records like that's the yeah the margin is Did you see did you see a Jets fan just retired on Twitter? No. Very farmin' in?

He could pull it up. No, just a random Jets fan. I'd rather be a Bears fan than... I'm not a true Jets fan, but I'd rather be a Bears fan than a Jets fan. Jets are just a disaster. And everyone at the gym was excited to talk about the play. Yeah, that's the worst part. Look at this guy.

Depressed Jets fan, due to recent struggles and constant pain suffer from New York Jets have ultimately decided I'm gonna step away from the game. I have once loved I'm not sure when I'll be back, but I can no longer endure the constant torture and pain the New York Jets give me You know real retirement. I love that. Yeah more common. Yeah But that's not that guy's gonna be paying attention next Sunday That's not a real retirement cuz he said I don't know when I'll be back if you're retiring You'll never be back if you went to a restaurant for 20 years and they served you nothing but dog shit every time Yeah, yeah, it's great. You turn to like your friends and you're like

I don't know if I want to go to that restaurant this weekend Yeah, I don't think anybody would be like come on man Yeah If you yeah, it'd be like if you went to a bar every Sunday and someone just kicked you in the nuts, why would you keep going there? Yeah. Because it's close.

I'm not saying you should stop going, but if you decide for yourself, what am I doing? Yeah. I don't think you're that crazy. I hope that restaurant stays open for 20 years. The restaurant, yeah. It's a great analogy. But it'd be like, yeah, like like going to a bar getting kicked in the nuts

But being like maybe today's the day that I get my dick suck. Yeah, but you've been kicked in the nuts 95% of the time 99% of the time you get kicked in the nuts, but you're like nah today's different I'm gonna get this thing sucked. Yeah, and yeah you that's the thing the goalpost like you want a blowjob, right? Right and even if you made out like you would still like that's not enough right? So everyone wants the blowjob only one person only one guy gets it Yeah, exactly, but isn't there a thrill in the edging like the worst a team is for longer and longer longer The bigger the calm is gonna be yeah If you never come but but but there's a chance, but what if you never come because it's building up you die

No, no sackful Hey, we don't like those substantial coms either like after second number five. It's like fuck okay Did you guys see there's we got some we got some office intrigue today by the way Tate's vote I think is after this right Is it what time is that? I think it's a two o'clock central, three o'clock Eastern. Yeah, so it's right after this. I have no idea how it's going to go. Hopefully he comes back, but it's kind of up to New York.

But we have office intrigue here. So one, we're breaking the uncrossed world's record. I don't know if you guys saw. I did see this. Crazy. So I want see that. Yeah. It's crazy. So I wanted it to be natural. There was a report out that NFL teams eat

like 700 Uncrustables a week. The Broncos did specifically. And I was like, what would happen if we just had a fridge full of Uncrustables and just said, hey, eat as many as you want. Can we break the record? Will we be fat and unathletic? How many, do we know how many people work here like are the number I feel like 60 and 70

yeah it's probably similar to it yeah it's not too far off so we'll see we put in I think we put in 700 uncrustables in that fridge and we'll see where we go did you guys have any today and we lost a player Tate we need him back for yeah yeah he's a big on crust balls But the other intrigue is Nikki smokes is a disgusting human being which we all knew truly truly Last night we were here doing PMT and we ordered dinner and part of dinner was ribs and apparently I think the ribs Got left out which is I'll hand up our team should have thrown them away but Paige came in this morning and threw them away and then Nikki smokes apparently came down and was like what'd you do with

those ribs and then took him out of the trash and ate him where they enclosed I don't know TJ we have video oh man TJ we have video oh man He's taking ribs now the trash Your thoughts on that loose oh your thoughts brand loose like that for real Hey, he pissed me off this morning by not being here. Yeah, but more specifically your thoughts on Okay on taking food out of a trash and eating it yeah, well Okay, those are also sitting out since we'll get to the we'll get to the thing he pissed you off about yeah like let's let's focus on I have I I

Once ate a chick-fil-a sandwich that was wrapped up in its original wrapper because I accidentally threw it away Okay, so it was in the bag and in his plastic wrapper and I went in and I got it and I pulled it out And it was this is just just ribs ribs ribs that were out all night all night then in the trash Wait, wait, this was this morning. Yes. Yes, the ribs were out all night And then put in the trash also Tony room in the morning. Yeah, I said 10 a.m. We're very Nothing about it's good in his defense, okay? Oh No is overnight Get Nick and they were loose. That's some che. Yeah loose ribs. That's out overnight

Disgusting garbage garbage in the garbageenty of other food options, too. You didn't have to go ribs. Here he comes. I just go in the wrong way. You can't do barbecue before 11 a.m. You also just can't get the reputation of the guy who, like, will always, like, be like, hey, are you finishing that?

You know? Yeah. I think he's fine with that reputation. That's a tough reputation to beat. But that beats his other reputations. That's true. He's got a lot of bad reputations. You're absolutely correct. Yeah, is this a cover for the other?

I don't like that he's reinventing himself as a garbage eater. He left his car here overnight. I'm not a client. Why did he leave it in a premium parking space? Wait, did he park in your spot? No, he almost did, though. So why are you mad at him?

Because he almost got me. I don't like him moving in a premium. Why is he almost did though. So why are you mad at him? Because he almost got me. But what? I don't like him. Look at it. Why is he in pajama? What? The sight of yours. Disgusting. I mean, that sweatshirt is awesome. And also so douchey. So what do you have to say for yourself? Is this about the ribs? Yeah, ribs. about the ribs. I mean, like, my life's just in the gutter right now. The Dolphins suck.

And I woke up. No, no, no. You can't eat trash ribs because your football team lost a game. Well, I walked in this morning and I saw the ribs. They were on the counter. They weren't in the trash. And I was like, ooh, I'm going to eat those later. So then I went out... You've been sitting out all night. Yeah. But like, look at

me like that doesn't bother me. Okay. So then I went upstairs, I had my coffee and I'm like, all right, it's time for some ribs. So coffee and old ribs. Oh, I went downstairs to get my ribs and then they were in the trash. And I was like, what happened in the ribs and pages like I threw them out. So she's like, well, they're not touching anything in the trash, and I was like what happened in the ribs and pages like I threw them out So she's like well. They're not touching anything in the trash So if you want them you could still go get them and she showed me it and they were like hovering over still in the pan And at that point I wanted to make a point that like yeah, I'm gonna eat these fucking ribs today. What's not? Showed them yeah, I did yeah the haters thought you wouldn't eat trash

That I was gonna eat those ribs today? No matter what whether it was that way and 11 or 12 I wanted those ribs. What did the ribs sleep in overnight sauce? They were in like a pan were they enclosed? Yeah, there was a little room in a pan. You're eating trash Yeah, but that shouldn't like surprise anyone honestly how long have they been in the trash? The boy in the trash for maybe two minutes, but they were still in the pan that they came in Like they were covered. It's not like they were a rib didn't touch other trash correct They were still in the pan so I ate them now if they had touched the trash I wouldn't have have you not eaten in like three days or something. Yeah, what is going on?

What's your best option day-old ribs? It's also on crustables week I know I had an uncrustable and then I was like now I want the ribs to make a point Yeah, that'll have to make up to me What's the ball again? Who are you? It's a pro move you have no You can't eat ribs at 10 30 11. Why not? No one who said that? Yeah, you've ever said I might have made up. I might have made it up in my head the haters are furious right now Are you like the Michael Jordan of trash eating? Yeah, we're like oh man. I saw they were looking at me

I'm gonna fucking go. I'm gonna drop 40 on him took that shit personal Personal page was like there's no way you're gonna eat them. I'm like yes. I am that's disgusting and then The same solid thing normal thing for page to say you don't want to play No, I bet Now I bet she feels yeah, yeah And I know this you won't eat more trash today. Yeah, yeah Haters are saying that you're you're just doing the trash eating for show. Oh say less okay Say less you go find a way you'll eat something else out of the trash. All right. Yeah.

All right. See you. Oh, fuck. Is he gonna own us? Yeah, he's gonna own us. Oh, shit. He's gonna fucking own us. Let us know what you bring back. This is how I get my child to eat. What?

You won't eat this. Yeah, yeah, you won't eat that. What? This is so confusing. Also, because the dolphins are... Their season's over. It's over and over it's been over Yeah, that took yesterday for him to realize they were not good There's a huge difference in two and five and three and four. Yeah true. That's true. It's huge

Yeah, cognitively two and five and three and four is also a big one some party. Yeah And for is also a big one some potty training. Yeah Like seven two and six and three aren't much different No, you're right five and two and four and three are huge. Yes, who is happy right now in the NFL Who's what fans are happy? Bills look good. I don't know that the chiefs fans are as happy as they're used to being. They're over the moon. They're over the moon. Lions fans. Yeah. I had an epiphany that I think I want to be married to one of the Kansas city chiefs because that must be the sickest life to be a wife or girlfriend of a team that just doesn't lose. Yeah. Just like travel. It's one thing to be a wife or girlfriend

of a of a professional athlete, but to be on a team that just literally does not lose. You just fucking win Super Bowls. You win every game. You go to big games. You go to parties. Yeah, imagine being like a wife of a Carolina Panther. That would suck. Every day you'd just be walking on eggshells. But they were, I was watching the- That would be brutal. I was watching the first window and they're like coming up the Chiefs are in Vegas and they're gonna take on the Raiders or everyone else like that so they're just they're just you just hopping on a private jet flying to Vegas yeah yeah and like Taylor Swift or who's Patrick's wife what's her name Brittany yeah not in their mind it doesn't even enter the

thought of them losing that game doesn't even enter their mouth no part of them is like boy I hope I hope these guys play well today. They're just like yeah You know what I'll just go to Vegas and and we'll win this game. We'll go out even if they lose They'll just like well win this we're gonna win Bored they're like Super Bowl yeah must be so fucking fun. Yeah, you're right life. Yeah, and then if you're a Panthers wife You're like you're not even going to the game Because you don't want to you don't want to have to be there after being like,

you know, you guys were close. You only lost by 20 this week. Yeah. Yeah, like, what do you even say? You say like, ah, keep pounding. You probably have to have like a special snack ready at home. Oh. Have his favorite stuff out.

His favorite dip. Yeah. He's eating out of the trash. But what if you're a star on the Panthers? No, I don't think so I think that even sucks even more like I'm a star wasting my like the Brandon you would rather go off on a weekly basis for the Panthers than struggle for undefeated team I'd rather I'd rather like pass for 300 yards special teamers on the G decent player for the Chiefs

Yes, special teamers on the Chief versus being like a stud Center on the Panthers Stud centers making ten times with special. Hey, it's an individual business. I'm taking the money Do you realize how the suburbs of Charlotte are fucking immaculate? Are they they're perfect? Yeah, it's a wonderful place to live No, if I solely said the lid was completely open all night by the way well that doesn't change our why does you know we know that at all he was here early he was I think he was I think he's been here since seven I didn't see the

ribs when I got here for me to walk in no I got here buddy I had a yeah Lions fans are definitely we hired a new guy For PMT who's helping with social clips and stuff And so last night they were sticking a camera in my face and I was just like memes was smiling I was like your fucking team sucks. And then I the new guy I was like, who do you root for? He's like lions. I was like God fucking Like Jesus Christ, I mean that was a one in a billion play the bounce It's the best it was about it was so funny. It was cartoon the most perfect Hail Mary ever perfect. Yeah God damn it

And the the guy taunting before yeah, that was per during the play I should say mm-hmm I knew we were gonna lose after White Sox Dave James. Yeah, I know okay. I knew we were going to lose after White Sox Dave changed. Yeah. I said it to him in the moment. I swear. I know everybody focused on that. Did you see the other part of the White Sox Dave clip? What? The phone part?

No. Did you see the phone part? No. Did he pull it up? Just we need to see White Sox. We need to see the front-facing version of when the Hail Mary hits and White Sox Dave walks out. We scattered like cockroaches. I know, but White Sox Dave leaves in a huff

and then comes back and you need to see what he does when he comes back. It's funnier than the Jinx. I think- It's significantly funnier than the Jinx. We were doing the stretch pod before this. I was thinking about punishments. I think what I'm gonna make him do is just

wear like an oversized clock and he's not allowed to speak till it hits zero It's just like all right So that's chief right there right mm-hmm. That's chief's phone on yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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That's a that's a down man right there. Yeah Yeah very down shoot Shoot well Dave have to be the clock just for games or maybe at all times. Yeah, that'd probably work better Just walking around with the clock. Can't be too sure. Yeah Brandy want to do a DraftKings read? Oh Dan, you know me so well. I do know you so well Think you're the GOAT AWL or do you belong on the Mount Rushmore of AWLs?

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Steven, how are you feeling? You're sad. Not great. Hey, did you win a data pick? I did. Oh! He even started to own five. He said it like a question.

Hey, yeah, he did say it like a question. I did? Yeah, no. No quarter cash, down drain. It's nice. Okay. Hopefully we can start moving. Yeah. I'm loving the king of the court that thing

I'm obsessed with what's your record? What's your record? But you haven't put in much research That's all it does. I mean, yeah, I researched a lot like how many like 30 minutes hours No, every day were through the board for depending on you know, some games there are two some nights or two games So then obviously less but some games some nights there are 10 So you know okay two hours two hours all he does that makes me melancholy yeah Yeah hours research

put in four Yeah, double our hours four hours. Yeah, I'll pick sometimes you have to make it simpler I think if I got my gut for a couple of them, I would have been better. Yeah, Kyle. Over-research. Oh, okay. God damn it, Kyle, you don't know

what you're talking about. Did you hit a touchdown, Parley, this week? No, I've been weak. Seems like you've been hitting them every week. No, just twice, just two weeks. Did Sass text you this weekend? Not once. What?

I think there might be a fracture there and I don't like it. Oh, no I thought about texting him, but I couldn't I couldn't be that needy could I yeah, you should text him Let him know. It wasn't a no big bros got his back. It wasn't a big college football weekend. Nothing really happened So there was nothing he only focuses on like the top players and top team. So Nothing really happened. God. I think he'll text me this weekend. Alright. Maybe. If he doesn't I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do. He's gonna be waiting by the phone. I mean I you know it's up to him. I mean y'all could ask him y'all could tell him that I'm looking forward to it and y'all could say that Brandon Brandon likes you but it doesn't matter I'll just I'll be fine. Wait what I

want to go back to something you want to punish Nikki Smokes for leaving his car here Yeah, I didn't like it. Why? He left it in a premium spot people get here early in the day and they get but it was again It wasn't your spot wasn't my spot. There was somebody else's spot. Who's the mystery car that's been here forever with the flat tires Yeah, oh, I don't know. Is there one is I haven't seen the mystery car. I think maybe it's a stolen car that got left there But it's taken up a primo spot and now rain's coming in through the rain window It's worse for wear every time I see it. There's a rain window? That's a dumb thing to have in a car. You know what I mean?

Wait, I'm still confused why you're mad at Nicky Smokes. Just cuz it's Nicky Smokes. Oh Why not be mad at him? Yeah, okay, that's fine. You should say say that yeah I'm pretty sure he's just cheaping out on street parking or whatever just leaving his car here and you're gonna leave your car here leave it no leave it in a secondary parking spot don't leave it in the primary spot yeah yeah good point primary spot is a bad yeah you're taking a prime real estate and you're not here there's just a little selfish, that's all. Little selfish, little selfish. We should punish him. And he's a selfish guy, he's a bad person.

I agree with you. KB, you missed a great salad bowl on Friday. You played salad bowl? Yeah, we did, it was fun. The charades type game? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I do love that game. It was a lot of fun.

Steven Dropp. What prompted you to play it? We were just kind of in the mood, it was a Friday, like hey, nothing's going on Let's just do something fun. Let's give me something like maybe like extra funny or embarrassing by somebody Steven did his five prompts were all ice cream mm-hmm, so it got a little confusing like ice pop You have to act out ice pop yeah, but it was kind of like you just you would act it out

And everyone would just go down the list Of prompts that he had there's ice pop and popsicle which I still don't really What are the differences? Che good point so it's ice pops just the one in the is that the one that's thick the tube you cut off the top Yeah, I think that's nice pop. Okay, you suck freeze pop. Yeah, that's a freeze pop So an ice pop would refer to wait what now being held in a stick and can be an ice pop is like kind of an umbrella So it could be a freeze pop, but it's also you know the held of the stick typically non dairy based a popsicle What can be what can also be an ice pop, but it's also like it can be like ice cream on a stick Okay, fine, but ice there's no difference in ice pop and freeze pop I

Think freeze pop is under the ice cold umbrella But that's his popsicle right sickle Pop you said popsicles dairy base popsicle right there, and it's cherry orange grape That's the brand so those are ice pops those are ice pops the brand popsicle doesn't make popsicles Someone says popsicle you're thinking of the fruit Infused conical right correct red white and blue right correct say anything else. It's in the plastic wrap If you say pop it's in the plastic wrap So you don't know do you check you know he doesn't know

So you don't know do you check? He doesn't know. No he doesn't know. What is the different definition? I'm interpreting it. What do you mean? You don't interpret what a popsicle is. I don't know if it's open to interpretation. Have you seen the new ice cream that comes in like a fried chicken bucket and it looks

like fried chicken? Jeff D. Lowe sent me that. Wade I want to see it. I want to see it. It's in the local grocery store and every time I'm like I should get it. I'll bring in a bucket tomorrow. Yeah Jeff D. Lowe sent us some of that yeah I was good it looks like chicken yeah it looks good but it's ice cream oh that's incredible there's like a

chocolate bone in it uh-huh what yes it's very expensive though it's a hundred bucks why did you spend a hundred bucks for that that's crazy yeah wait I want this wait to set they have it in the grids. Maybe it's it's really good Yeah, it's supposed to be pretty good hook. Well, it is pretty good who came up with this This is some peak like American obesity boredom. Yep. Oh, yeah Soon we're gonna make a zoom out you're like there's There's countries that are struggling to eat. We're like, what if we made our ice cream look like chicken? countries that are struggling to eat. We're like, what if we made our ice cream look like chicken? Fried chicken. And then we, and then people pay a hundred dollars for the chicken

ice cream. I love it. Corn flakes. No, it's it. I don't. Yeah. I don't ice cream. I don't remember really what it was. You guys ate it? Yeah. Oh yeah. It was the whole bucket. It was good. But to your point,, it could have just been ice cream. Right, right. It didn't need to be... Ice cream is pretty much perfect how it is. Right. They're selling ice cream in between donuts.

I'm like, that was good, but I'd rather would have had both individually. Yeah, right. We don't need to combine everything. No. Yeah, when you see the... There'll be a hamburger donut. It's like, I would rather just have a hamburger and then finish it off with it. It's still gonna be good obviously Yeah, oh they've hot dogs

I'll say Jeff is that I want to talk to the people who made this They're geniuses and also we huh. It doesn't look good There's places here in Chicago that do these ice cream hot dogs. Cute as a button. Like I guess it's funny if you do it to someone that... Seafood delight? Shrimp? Yeah, if you're like, hey, watch this, I'm gonna eat this chicken.

Oh my god, it's ice cream. Is this for a prank? Is this the new like, is it cake? Yeah. What's the greenage there supposed supposed to be what was that? You even as even though you know it's ice cream. You're still repelled by it. No no no no It's like gross what what is it cosplaying strawberry oysters This how you get kids to eat vegetables Brandon won't even eat ice cream lettuce

My kids not eating their ice cream. I gotta describe. $129 for ice cream Ramen. It's sold out How Again, how bored do you have to be to get to this or high I would say high. They are they're making money off. Yeah This is why we keep buying houses houses we're always buying ice cream fobos is that that giant peach oh shit I got a breaking news oh hell my god big time oh my god the ribs have poisoned Nikki smokes no better fuck better We have a guest calling

in tomorrow at 1pm central. Guest. Does everybody know who this is? Well, he just told us we don't know. I know, but I didn't know if you guys back. Oh, it's aha. He's about to tell you in 321. Let me guess. Is it? Kathy Lee Gifford? Oh no it's her from the other day. Oh my god. Oh Kathy Mitchell. Blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Wow. Yeah. Dump cakes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Did you get a visual on her? I did not but she's gonna be upright. Oh no. I mean Josh, our booker, secured it.

Well, we gotta make it right for her. Yeah, I think Chef Donnie's gotta be here. Yeah. Chef Donnie's gotta be here, and I'm, I don't know, I have a million questions, but I'm so excited for this. I'm gonna be starstruck. I'll say it right now. I wonder, cause she's gotta have extra prototypes of the sheet book. Yeah, I hope so. I wonder if we get our hands on one. Cuz she's gotta have extra prototypes of the sheet book. Yeah, I hope so and someone that would be the goal is to

To finish it being like hey, we have a deal that we're gonna make this with you Yes, oh my god, what'd she call it eat this book eat this book oh Josh said she's just as sweet on the phone as she is in the video Fuck yeah, this is awesome Fuck yes. Should we haze her a little bit? I feel like we gotta watch some more videos. Get her mannerisms down.

Yeah, just get everything she's ever created. Have her do the gauntlet. Steven Che, I need you to make up an entire prep sheet just for her. What is her name again? Kathy Mitchell. Kathy Mitchell. We'll have to a bad start.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Give me everything, Che. Give to a bad start. Yeah. Oh, shit. Give me everything, Che. Give me everything. I want everything. Yeah.

What are our kids up to? Eat this book. All of it. Can we watch another video of her? Her voice is immediate good mood. I'm so excited now. This changed my whole week. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we need Chef Dog. Like, at the end of it We need to figure out a way to to create eat this book because it sounds like it was a book that was She created but it never went to mass production. I think we could mass produce that and actually sell it Yeah, maybe that's our yak book. Yeah, then we don't have to do a book. Wow Look at us. Look at our line figured We figured it out again. Yep. We got ourselves out of another jam. Somebody beat us to fried chicken ice cream, but we

can steal this. It always takes a little bit, but we get ourselves out of these jams whenever we tell ourselves we have to do some work. Chop, slice, strain. Why is a simple salad such a pain? Well, not anymore. Hi, Kathy Mitchell here with my new 60-second salad maker. Look at that! Thanks to this slice-and-slaught design, you can now prep all your ingredients and serve any salad in seconds. Guaranteed. She might be one of, like, the greatest inventors of our time. I don't think salads were hard to make. No. Disappointing.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on. How would you chop it, usually, Brandon? Look how easy that is, Brandon. You would do it with your hands? She's using her hands. Do you need to see life before the salad? The 60 second salad maker?

Do we need to see that? Oh, the cross cut. You didn't see the cross cut coming. I didn't see the cross cut. Cross cut is everything. I was wishing I had her bake him one. Look at this, look at this. Oh, oh!

That's how you wanna live. That's how the rest of us. We're living here he then What else did she invent she invented everything I think I keep thinking every food is gonna be ice cream now Yeah How you cookin' eggs? I'm not hatin' on to them. I ain't hatin' on. Yup. Absolute mystery. It sucks. It sucks. Look at that. Bang! And these are all her brain children? I believe so.

We'll find out tomorrow. Is she not just the face of them? I don't know. I think she's coming up with these. Brandon, if you think it's so easy, you should maybe have a cook-off. You do it your way versus her doing it her way. No, I just meant the salad thing was a little. Oh, it makes omelets, too.

Oh. Egg whites, Brandon, for your cholesterol. That's, that wasn't't it's only six minutes. You know how long it takes to make eggs usually. This is like seven. We should come. I think we should also come with some ideas for like problems. We have.

Oh, yeah. You know what? I mean, she could solve it for us. Yeah, a co-worker who will only eat ribs out of the trash Yeah, the new pan I invented to take the mess out of making delicious meals How about a classic French omelet or perfect eggs for the omelet? I've just sauteed some vegetables in a little butter now I'm just gonna slide them to the side just add the egg a little cheese I look at this cook eggs easily even sunny side up with just one teaspoon of water

I think our omelet said now we have to do is fill wrap and serve Come on This woman so easy she is bacon flat and reduces spatter when it's done Just tilt the grease into the side well Yeah, oh my god and slide the bacon over to the side while you make your pancakes in the same pan Are you kidding me for meatballs just pop it in the oven for sliders simply I was wondering for my deluxe press And you'll have sliders or burgers in no time. How about a savory steak with a side? Yes

For the finishing touch simply slide them back into the pan and add a little red wine to deglaze That's a restaurant quality dinner without the check, please a little red wine to deglaze. That's a restaurant quality dinner. Without the check please, the pasta's ready. Oh! French toast with hot pepper. That is the worst part of a restaurant meal. Salty egg wings, pan seared salmon.

I'm nervous for this interview. I am so sure you'll love my sideshow skillet. I put my name on it. Don't put another name on that one. Yeah, I gotta think of things she can invent for us. I don't know what, fuck it. What problems you have. What's a skillset?

Hmm. Would be nice if she could figure out a way to, like, maybe a toaster that cuts the bagel for you. Like, you just put it at the top of the toaster and it just eats the bagel and then toast it. Think about that. I hate washing my fruits and vegetables. I wish that was a little easier. Sure, she's got a solution for that. I hate washing my fruits and vegetables. I wish that was a little easier. Sure. She's got a solution.

Got a thing for that. I also don't want to like put her on the spot. I don't I don't think you can put her on the spot. She's a dumb diabetic Brandon. That's I do want to ask about her dump. Yeah. Don't you want to find out about the dump? I do.

She dumps better than anyone. Yes, she does. One of the greatest dumpers we've ever seen. I'm very nervous about Shay being tasked with the prep for this. Shay, can you do some, like, Nardwar level digging so we can impress her with what we know about her? I don't know who that is, but I can do some good research.

I'm not. Oh, shit. But I'll watch, judgmentally. Should we move it to Wednesday? You want the whole crew here for it? I don't know. I'll ask. Fuck, I don't want you to miss.

Right, but it's her schedule, too. It's her schedule, too. Fuck. Yeah, she's probably got a busy day of inventing stuff and we need something when you and Nick are out because the show sucks and you guys fucking saw yeah oh it's always the best no I'm fucking lousy homie what were you were you drunk the other day? Yeah, I was up to zebra juice. Okay. What were you doing? Dark liquor, white liquor.

Zebra juice? Were you day drinking? Yeah, I went to Stanford's homecoming. It's exactly what you would expect it to be like in an awesome way. Palo Alto is like incredible. It's so beautiful. Yeah. But like people were tailgating out of like Tesla trunks. Yeah. Do you feel... Everyone was was so respectful there was no that guy right everyone was

upright perfect posture like a lot of coming in London now I'm in New York now no one lived like when Chicago was like the dump everyone has had like found it Chicago now they're like I'm sorry yeah in Chicago now, they'll be like, I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, I've been there once when I was founding my company. But yeah, there was no one, no one was obnoxious. No one was chugging. People were like, waters and like maybe a cocktail. But...

Did you feel like an imposter? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was going to say that that would give me anxiety being in that group But it was good San Francisco opinion the most beautiful Major US city it's up there with Chicago. It's it's gorgeous

Geographically it is it is amazing. Yeah, I know people like maybe not live there. You should a hundred percent travel to San Francisco Yes. Yes, I was blown away. Yeah, you had never been never been it's yeah, I mean the the Like being right on the water and like the hills the hill all the way up to the top the coast The architecture like the home style the colors the vibrancy. I like the weather I think too because everybody knows the views like you can have like a shithole apartment there your roof deck is still like the most Uh-huh, yeah, all of you, and you have like palm trees. Yeah, the city And then if you if it ever gets like because like San Francisco never gets hot you just go across the bridge It's like a hundred degrees. Yeah, that is like a weird difference between the two areas.

What does suck is like the summer is like the worst. Like it's like foggy, a little bit cold, so you can't get like a true beach day. Isn't that, what is it in LA, it's June Gloom? June Gloom. I love when LA people say that, they're like, yeah, June really sucks, it's overcast. Yeah, well it's just.

Like what? Yeah, I mean mean you just don't get it so But was my trip immediately ruined yes, okay? All right was a hotel worker strike at my hotel. Oh no just a cacophony of the worst sounds like Air horns banging of a metal bucket.'s like a way fish is a blog yeah like send them to New York in the lobby of the hotel it was decibel levels that would drive a man mad on the 20th floor where I stayed you could still hear it and I was like yeah pretty like but you you stood with the workers right yeah I'm sure they're treated very poorly yeah I wouldn't paid you were I

was begging them you were leading with them to lace them up. Just do three more days and I'll tip you angelic Yeah, just get your bags the door three days At one point and they did it from 6 a.m. To 10 p.m. So it's all day Were they chanting was there a big rat? it was mostly just annoying like they were getting like I would have tapped out if I was like The owner of the hotel, but at one point they did get too melodic Like it started to kind of get lit I'll say you're gonna turn the place up

But uh san francisco the highest appraises. Yeah to visit Not to work at a hotel yet No, no every time I go to San Francisco, I have a great time. It's a great city. I don't know how the nightlife is. Probably, I don't know. There's, I think the soup bowl is in San Francisco

in a couple of years, is it not? It's good. We did a soup bowl there. House of Prime Rib, that's where we ate, like, every meal. They also have, like, the best, some of the best restaurants in the world. Five of the 24 three-star Michelin-ranked restaurants. Oh, there it is.

Yeah, we'll be there next year. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. It's a weird layout for the Super Bowl, though, because the Super Bowl takes place in San Jose. And so all the team stuff and the media night is in San Jose, but the host city is San Francisco It's kind of San Jose. Yeah, that's where the stadium is. No, that's a week. Santa Clara, Santa Clara Yeah, which is right by San Jose. I haven't been to New Orleans for a Super Bowl

Neither have I. You haven't? No. You've been there for a Final Four? I have Probably a good host. Ah, It's going to be awesome. Yeah, it's also going to I think when we went tightest you were there. Yep. I think I put on about 15 pounds is incredible days because it was perfect being in New Orleans. You don't it's the one city where it's like you just become

New Orleans so quickly where like you'll just be standing on the sidewalk. You like why don't I have a drink in my hand? Yeah, like this doesn't like I am I not biggest party city for sure Yeah, we've talked about this before too But it's one of the cities that you you get your uber from the hotel or from the airport to the hotel And then you don't to get in a car. Yeah, the rest of the time is a great host. That's nice Yeah, just walk everywhere and New Orleans and Indianapolis

Those are the two cities where if they have a big event, you just know you're not gonna have to get back in the car. You don't have to go anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but you do, it is a little mind fuck where you're there and you're just like, yeah, I should be drinking right now. I'm walking.

Why am I not drinking? Yeah, it's a different ball game. Being able to drink in public is... It doesn't feel like it's... Yeah. It doesn't feel like you're... Like, we went to a bar. Titus and I, and there was a bunch of us, but we were just standing in the street drinking.

It's like, if I could smoke in a bar... Not even on the sidewalk. We were just standing in the street drinking for, like, four hours. Just to take advantage of the... Yeah, it was just like, no one's gonna say anything. This is what we do. Yeah. That's like smoking bars.

I don't smoke anymore, but if I'm in a bar that allows it, I will smoke a whole pack. Yeah. I can drink in the street. If it's 9 a.m., I'm gonna drink at the street. Yeah. You have to. We were saying the best would be if it was Lions Bills.

Imagine those two fanfaces. That would be the most fun a city's ever had in an entire week. Oh, my God. Lions Bills. I'm gonna leave. fan base. That would be the most fun a city's ever had in an entire week. Oh my God. And wouldn't leave. I was there for an Eagles playoff game that we lost. And when we left the stadium, we had like all the green wigs and whatever. They had like a losers parade ready for us. And we all had to like get in line and the musicians like played us away from the stadium

and like a very sad parade. But it was awesome. Like, I don't know. That place rules. Yeah, it does. It's not, it's not a normal, it's not America. It's the one city you can go to America that's not American. I mean that in like the best way possible. I will say, but I was there for like two days and it is a Vegas C by the time, like two days is enough. Yeah. Like I was in like shaking on the plane. Is it a, is it a Southern city to you, Brandon? Like, does it feel like, no, is the South proud of New Orleans? Shaking on the plane is it a is it a southern city to you Brandon like does it feel like no It's the south proud of New Orleans. Oh south loves New Orleans, but it's not

It could be anywhere. Yeah, like Atlanta is a southern city. Yeah Atlanta is the capital of New Orleans is New Orleans. Yeah Yeah, all of Louisiana is like it's in the south, but it's it's a different culture than the rest of the south Yeah All of Louisiana is like it's in the south, but it's it's a different culture than the rest of the south Yeah the the last day we were there were there for like five days and I just I felt like a sausage that needed to be poked on a grill and I I just got up at like 8 a.m And I just started walking away from our hotel and I ended up walking like 12 miles that day and I just

To just to like deflate a little bit 12 miles that day and I just to just to like deflate a little bit Like I got back and I was I felt like a little bit more comfortable in my body and then obviously ate a couple Beignets as soon as I got back, but still Yeah, how would it be for like a non-drinker Very tough. No still good though. Yeah food. Yeah the food and the people watching is like people watch so so good Yeah, there's just endless music, you know, yeah, like the the vibe is still mincy. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh god, you probably be If you're not drinking you probably be very annoyed by the puke on the sidewalks and shit like that. You ever see a nutria?

Oh, yeah, I've always wanted to see one. I never. What's a nutria? It's they have like their own rat down there. Oh special. It's big. It's like a beaver, but it's a rat I'm kind of chilling on that. I'm chilling on that. People don't talk about them enough. Gotta give them a little shine. I've had those in the yard back home....walking around in wildlife. I don't have too many students... Pretty exciting. I don't like the name. Oh, the beaver without the tail, basically. People eat them, don't they?

Down deep south, they might. Not a fitting rodent name. No. Sounds like a yogurt drink. That should just be a water rat. It should be called like a gl drink. That's just a water. That should be called like a Clunk is a perfect name for that thing. Yeah, got a gong problem. Yeah, when's the last time anyone has slaughtered a beast? Good question like 91 Hitting a turtle with our cat. I don't know if I've ever slaughtered a beast like intentionally. Yeah, like with a weapon I don't think I can't do it. That's why I don't do it. I did one time a bird

Because it was like dead of winter This was maybe like 13 years ago in Chicago was like one of those days It was like like 10 degrees and there was a bird that was injured in the drive in the parking lot of where I worked and I Stop on his moral. I had to how'd you do it? I picked up a huge But it was like what are you gonna do Just walked into work. Yeah, and you probably didn't derive any joy. No, no joy, but I had to do it.

You had to. He looked at me, he was like, take me out of my misery. I think you chose the worst way, though. What was I supposed to do? Step on it? I don't know. I guess I could've driven over it. No, you did the right thing.

A big honk of ice. It was a big, and it was like a solid honk of ice. I'm like, MacGyver in this situation. It's the most humane way to do it, I think. Yeah. Beat the shit out of it and keep punching it. Well, you also kind of like, you know, it's humane because it's like if that was,

if that bird was a true survivor, he could find a way to survive that. Right. He gave it a chance. Yeah. He gave it an RUL. Let's see if you're actually a survivor. Yeah, right.

I didn't want to just take him all the way out. I wanted to give him a fighting chance. Oh, let's see if you're actually a survivor. Yeah, right. I didn't want to just take him all the way out. I wanted to give him a fighting chance. So if he survived the ice, like you're like, all right, you're... Yeah, like we'll save you. You've earned my respect. We nurse you back to... If you're still here when I finish my work day, we'll pick you up.

I had a moment in a parking lot, I saw a bird with a fishing line tangled around its feet. It couldn't like move really and I go back to my car And I got a swiss army knife and the console because I when I was in Switzerland I just bought like three of them, and I was like what the fuck am I gonna use these for I got so excited I was like oh my god. This is an opportunity actually use this thing So I grabbed the Swiss army knife, and I slowly approached the bird. I'm like come here little guy Let me come you know I'm ready to cut the line and then he just flew away then it just flew away and

then that was like okay all right yeah I was a hero in my mind I was like this is gonna be you were you stepped up something special yeah that's that's the key in those situations you got to just show that you were willing to do but then I the problem is I looked around the parking lot. No one saw it. Yeah. I wanted someone to be like, wow, that was so brave of you. From the bird's point of view, it looked like I was trying to kill you were walking up. I saw a weak bird and I was like, I got a time to meet your maker. It probably mustered up its last bit of strength just to fly away from you only to die very

soon after. Hey bird is your unlucky day you just happened upon a guy who went on his honeymoon if you'll give me 30 seconds as I try to pull the knife out here if I get my thumbnail oh those are always so hard to open angle the only thing I can ever do with this knife because I won't be able to put it back in right should have gone the ice blocker out yeah Yeah, Danny. You've killed a beast trying to think unintentionally definitely Unintentionally, yeah like running over a squirrel or something. I don't really understand how people run over squirrel They I've never even come close. They always run away Yeah, but they'll they'll run out you think everything's fine

Then they'll try to double back and they'll run right out of your tire Yeah, I saw a seagull get blown up by a jet ski once and the person like I thought it was gonna move like you think These animals are gonna move. Yeah, that's a really good point. Yeah, I got Randy John. It is on the animal to move. Yeah Right. Yeah, I mean cars have been around for what two three thousand years I got a couple of alley rabbits when I come home late at night They like just they just run in front of my car for the length of the alley. Hell you're habits Yeah, and I'm just like I want to take one of these down, but I don't That's good on you

I'm nervous. So they're gonna run when I open my garage. They're gonna run in there and I'm just gonna have a fucking garage I mean back home if you're driving at night like on any highway you're going to hit something There's something you're gonna hit a raccoon an armadillo. You're gonna hit something Stephen. Have you killed a beast? Beast no I hit us. I almost had a squirrel about every other week, okay, so that They run the street and you know sometimes I look back a lot see if anything but no I've seen I Feel like at least maybe twice a week. I'll see a dead squirrel on the street somewhere on my drive Damn, I remember one Christmas my aunt Jerry was driving Car packed full of nephews and nieces like all my cousins and like middle of Delco very very

Like houses everywhere like not the woods and a deer ran into us Oh, we were like at a stop sign and a deer like slammed into the side of the car and like was pretty fucked up Oh, just the shit bucket. I was gonna know we didn't spill the shit bucket. You held on tight So we've been hit by a deer. We didn't hit a deer. Oh, yeah, you did get hit by it. We did I've never had a deer getting close. I hit by a deer. We didn't hit a deer. Oh, yeah, you did get hit by a deer. We did. We got hit by a deer. I've never hit a deer. I've gotten close, but I never hit a deer. I did have to shovel a squirrel into a garbage bag a couple years ago.

All right. Why? Pretty gross. I was back when I lived in Jersey and there was power lines going up above and I guess the squirrel must have fallen and it was probably 20 or so feet. Pretty big squirrel and it was just dead in my driveway. And so had to get rid of it before you know kids and stuff got home So that was a pretty traumatic experience just my neighbor offered to come help me from across the street I had no relationship with because I was so grossed out, but sorry sorry had to go through that yeah, that's

horrendous Nikki smoke so what he beat it yeah, yeah, just He then Yeah, yeah, just Heathen Hey tightest you see we got uh we got some chains that we can bang now no I don't know who brought them No the Yeah Yeah, what start banging some change? Hey? What did you just do you know? Yeah, what are banging some chains? Hey? What did you just do you know? The work at Kyle you know you were milk. I'll probably does this I don't fuck with chains. Yes, you do rope Oh, he's on my rope. Okay. I'm very different things. They do that with chains. I'm sure I'm sure

Sorry, but it seemed like a cool thing until now That's cool, too. Oh, we can we can have so much fun with those. It's gonna be off the chain Danny pause for laughter yeah This golf lends itself to being mocked I've only tried one but if you The highlights are I don't know maybe I'm on an island. I thought the highlights are fucking sick Oh, dude disc golf is the best the highlights are actually Box it they've never played. Yeah, it's the most satisfying toss of anything that you can have It's also just a great ass time with your boys in the woods hold on

My question is I played it once it didn't do anything to me How how long do you need to play to you're good enough that you enjoy it? Like not enjoy it in the sense of you're out with your boys, but enjoy it in the sense of, I don't suck at this. Um, well, you might just always suck at this. I'm gonna see if somebody... See, that wasn't a necessary shot right there. One of our fellas plays with his feet, right?

Oh. Oh, yeah. You have a guy who plays, like, pretty good, yeah. Or does he play disc golf? He was doing a gang of shit. He was doing golf, and he called in, and... I think it's like any other like you just Gotta learn how to throw. Yeah, you're never gonna be like we've played a bunch PMT and I'm probably the best in the PMT, but then they'll be will be walking and

I'll be like killing everyone and then a guy will come up and throw one and it's like The greatest shot that I've ever seen in my life Dylan Cease is very into it is he yeah, I'm gonna be white sack He just golf is fun. You just walk around yeah in the woods I'll say this disc golf chill people cool people ultimate frisbee people With their highlights are sick But they're they're the worst pull up the best catches in Ultimate Frisbee? They're the ones playing football with the frisbee. Yeah. Yeah, they are and it's a fun game. They're way too intense Give off like some weird, you know

because I think it is what it comes down to is like if you're watching a sport where There'll be like fights, but no one knows how to fight. It takes itself a little too seriously it's a little this shit yeah oh no way is it yes that was sick look at that crowd I know oh that was a six neck oh Oh This is a pretty cool I wouldn't want to play it but it seems like a pretty awesome sport if you're good at it my college roommate I'm the ultimate frisbee team and he every day would try telling me that it's harder than football and he was about Five to I just come back to our dorm. He's just lifting weights I got a big game later today

That might be though that might be the test of like do I? Hate your sport and all the people who play it if you unironically say it's harder than a real sport Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Okay, you know the the flag football quarterback that was like yeah, oh guys can't just step in and yeah What do we think about ultimate frisbee? I think it's a little different I think it's different enough you got to know how to throw frisbee. Yeah for sure I still can't just hire It's a more of a learning curve. I thought but uh But at the same time if we 90% of the sport is just being athletic as fuck Yeah, it kind of comes down to like yeah, Tyra kill will be the best ultimate free

Would yeah, he would I would be the best ultimate freerunner ever. He would. He just would. He would. I don't care. He would. You just throw it long to him every single time. I bet one of their big first date moves is let me show you how to throw a frisbee. Arms around. Right now. That's something about a red flag. Yeah, that's kind of the test. Can Tyree Kill dominate your sport? Okay, that is. Yeah, but how many sports are gonna say no to that just basketball well, it's just goes it goes back to like the The new sports they're playing it and they're good. Those guys are really good at ultimate frisbee, but Would they be good if it was the most popular sport? Yeah If I know those guys like I think I, I think if the more popular, if that

was more popular, they just run to and they just create another niche sport. It would, but that I think that's what I'm landing on is that that's where I, whenever there's a sport that everyone knows deep down that someone, if someone, if the real athletes decide to play it, they could dominate it. Then the insecurity comes out and then they're like say shit Like it's harder than yeah, cuz they like they did master a craft They train hard right you receive no positive feedback or respect from it. So yeah, they're insecure, right but It's like those sports don't even exist without the real sports everyone else would just be playing those sports, right? But disc golf that one I sports, because everyone else would just be playing those sports. Right.

But disc golf. That one. I do not think Tyree Kale can dominate. No, that's not athleticism. Okay, but could the the quarterbacks dominate? It's a different throw, right? It's very different. Not a it's not a strength throw. Yeah, Josh Allen probably would dominate. not a strength throw. Yeah, Josh Allen probably would dominate. Hmm. Josh Allen's an NFL quarterback. He would dominate any sporting pursuit he went after. Yeah. So maybe ice skating. Think about it. Yeah. I'm on states. We're gonna find a you do Steven Singer. We gotta find a frisbee You do Steven Singer? Huh.

We gotta find a, uh, frisbee. I don't know if we have any. Oh, I have a box. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh! We gotta play. Break them out! Ah!

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Oh, is there really? Yeah. I did not know that. Mm-hmm. I played for, like, a work team building event ten years ago, but that's really the last time I've... Me and Alan Brown went in Destin, Florida once to help build the team.

Oh, Alan Brown, how's he doing? Uh, he's good. He's all right. Oh! Oh, there are four of them right there. Did you break one? right. Oh There are four did you break one oh Boy oh Gosh Hmm shout out to Brody Smith for sending us the desks. Thank you Brody Smith Yeah, it's in months ago. I knew they I did think when my when my lake freezes this winter

I could put like four of those out there and just have a course People have winter classics on the ice like golf classics do an ice disc golf. Yeah. Whoa, it's not What's he what's he doing? Oh, shoot what's he what's he gonna send it right in here? Nobody's allowed to put their hands up. You have to take it in the face? You have to take it. If it comes in here, you have to fucking take it. All right.

Oh, from right there? Okay, all right. I'm saying that because I'm covered by the wall. Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay. Okay. You guys want to try?

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, go. Big Cat, the rule is you can't use your hands to defend yourself if a frisbee comes in here. If it's going to hit you in the face, it has to hit you in the face. I like that. Kyle went out there with one Your one shot confidence, he's really put some piss you think Stefan is right now Don't rub it. Oh! Alright.

That was worse than like a previous one. Don't be a bitch! Don't be a bitch! These frisbees look hard. Someone else want to take a shot? Come on! Aim for Kyle's knee. First piece look hard Yeah, come on Aim for Kyle's knee just whispering. Don't be a bitch This is very dangerous and very there's two behind me Oh

That was a mistake you should have done that Broke the goddamn TV Oh, no! Oh, no! Look at it! Oh, it's good! I'm sure it won't cost that much, Kate. It's fine. Okay. Maybe we should have put our hands up. Fuck! Maybe we probably shouldn't have put it in here.

That wasn't the mistake. That wasn't the mistake. I heard Kate say watch this right before the throw to Kate's far and away the poorest one That's permanently fought a block of ice and crush it Not hard it was for them to get those six TVs to be I am so sorry That was so fucking dumb. No no no I'll take blame for no that was I put no that wasn't that wasn't the problem

tech teams 9-eleven Wow now we only have five TV Yeah, I kind of like there's been a broken TV eventually was gonna be broken anyway TV just trying he's just trying so hard Forever buffering. I am so sorry that was the TV can't hear It's in a better place put it on my tab My bad TVs are TVs are TV's are cheap I'll get us a horrible Please put it on my tab Yeah, but I don't know I do love the TV struggling hard just dying the breasts of this Throw it as hard as you can it in the head. Take it out. It's an ethical thing to do.

Take it out. Throw it as hard as you can right in the middle. That'll buff out. You have to take it out. Those frisbees are deceptively hard. I don't want to see it again. Oh Jesus! Slow fade out. Slow painful down. Oh, you can't move! Oh jeez!

Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh, I didn't notice that Kyle just didn't move at all. No! That was the rule! That was the rule. That's why I think that, I think putting it in here wasn't the mistake, it was the no moving rule.

Right. Whoever came up with that. Whoever. Shit. No. Damn. Oh fuck no moving right whoever came up with that Yeah, oh fuck Kate you came over that rule, too Protect the equipment Bad I thought it was funny. Yeah, I did it too. I mean TVs aren't that expensive are they probably not I'll pay for it I Also kind of like just having a TV broken it does throw off the symmetry like maybe breaking the bottom left TV Oh, so we got a Great out Stephanie which one should we break?

Or the top left which one which other one should we break Stephanie to even this out? What's the best TV if we were to break a second TV? Speaking I think she's mad oh Shit, why would have came running out quick? I felt bad. Yes. She was like oh, we got a break at least two I think Stephanie which one break to even it out the side Got me one on the left one I can't decide if I like top left though, so it's up and down or how about all of them?

I think either the bottom the rest. Or how about all of them? I think either the bottom, the rest of the bottom, or all of them. I think we have to do all of them. I think we have to do all of them, because the new TV, whatever new TV you get, probably not going to be the same model. It's going to be slightly different. Right. So we need six new TVs.

Like what? But we really need six new brackets behind it, but that's okay. We did make it, I think Friday was our official one year in the office. So we made it a full year without breaking a TV. That's actually pretty incredible. Day one of year two. Let's look at the positives here guys. An entire year without breaking a single TV.

Oh, I have a question. I kinda like the way this one's just going. I kinda, I don't, it just gives a little bit of... Why wouldn't it be able to work if just a little chunk is a little crunched up? Kate, you're in denial. I mean, it's entire innards are probably smoked up. That's a TV problem, right?

That thing is terminal. It's got internal bleeding right now. It's bleeding out. You should put it out of its mouth. Kate, go punch it. Just Yeah, it's bleeding out. You should put it out of its Punch it throw Kate punch it Stand right there and throw the disk as hard No because Kate

Bad to it. I'm like sweating Yeah The best part about this TV breaking is it happened to the one person who's gonna apologize for the rest of her life Yeah, anyone else would have been like oh, yeah, we'll get a new one Kate is going to go professional after a long text from Kate. I know like no seriously. I'm so sorry I have real tears just jumped into my eyes Sorry, I have real tears just jumped into my eyes Usually I mean you never killed anything before it wasn't an irresponsible move to put the thing in here in the first place No, that was oh, that was fine. I made total sense. It was totally fine. It was the throw

To not move to not move Responsible for either one of those I'm surprised like a Wiffle Ball hasn't done that yet. Because we have had some really hard Wiffle Balls. We've also, shout out to the cameras because the cameras have gotten hit a lot. I think Kyle had a camera just now with the Frisbee. Yeah, actually now that we're playing this all out, that was actually the best case scenario because we learned to not do that, but we didn't break anything that was super expensive. Clember versus Minzy, wasn't it Stephanie who saved the? Yeah.

See, this is how we spin zone it. Like we broke a TV, but we didn't break a camera. All right, well, let's do what we should have done first just to make sure we were right in our assumption. Let's have somebody toss, but we are allowed to move our bodies. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Whoa. I'll play defense on the TV. Hold on, hold on, hold on. The basket's not even here. The chains aren't even in here. What are you throwing at me? The TV is the goal.

If a TV breaks, it's on me. What am I aiming for? The TV. The TV. If a TV breaks, it's on me. What am I aiming for? TVs. TVs. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, the expensive camera. Oh, no, no. Why did we learn? I did it for it's so stupid.

It's blinking. You hit that camera so hard. Oh, no. Well, no one gets bonuses this year. Why? You hit that camera so hard! Oh no! Eugh... Uhhh... Well, no one gets bonuses this year. Why? Because we started throwing Frisbees into the studio. That made me feel bad.

How did you hum that thing, dude? Eugh... TJ, how you feeling? Uh, I feel great. Nervous? I can still move it, TJ. How you feeling? I feel great nervous. I just don't know that yeah I really want to put this TV out of its I don't know. It's definitely broken. It's broken for sure It looks like just one little chip, maybe it didn't yeah, maybe they could fix it

Just get it... It looks like it didn't crack. Just get it static on the... Maybe we just put up a poster. Was that ever a thing with like watches where if you got a scratch on it you just put toothpaste on it? Oh, we should put toothpaste on it. Let's put some toothpaste. Drop in some rice.

We can put toothpaste on it. That should do the trick. Drop in some rice. Jason, we can put toothpaste on it. That should do the trick. Yeah, I think it's toothpaste and peanut butter, right? Just make our TVs edible. That was a lot of fun. Are you trying to give a dog medicine? Right? Just the TV?

Yeah. Listen, I... If you had broken that camera, it would have been very funny. That would have been so funny. That would have been so funny. It could have fallen on the TV. We're just terrible people. A lot of light's going off on that camera. It is. It's in pain.

Yeah, the camera does feel like it's asking for help. Yeah. It's bling. It's not hurt. Please, please. Help, help, help. Not again, a frisbee. I'm telling you. Help, help, help. Not again, a frisbee.

You read the manual, it's like the only thing you can't do is throw a frisbee at this thing. You hummed that one. Kate, the way to get symmetry, maybe don't break another TV, break that TV in the same spot, but on the opposite side. Yeah. Maybe that'll fix it.

Throw one and try to just hit it right there. I don't trust myself enough after that one. Yeah, I think you should. I think you must. Help me. Am I supposed to do that? No, we'll see. I mean, if it's fully broken, then we

can just smash it later Maybe make a viral video. Yeah, we play the the commander's Hail Mary No, just do the office space reenactment on it so we probably should figure out banging chains that don't break things It's gonna be hard a lot of shit to break I think having the element of breaking stuff probably the game yeah the funnest part of this golf putting a one of the chains in each studio and then the objective is to not break something in that studio I like that I like that a lot each podcast needs like a goalie yeah defenders just put a Blutman in there.

I do like putting one in Mincy's studio and just not telling him why. Oh yeah. Showing up during the show. Yeah, they'll wake up Mincy. We just open it up and just throw. He wouldn't be able to figure out what it is. Throw a tits at his head. Mincy has taken the role of Scott Hanson

in the gambling cave, it's quite something. So like we were all locked in on the Bears commanders game and he would just be giving updates on all the other games. Oh, it'd be like fumble for the for the Saints. I'd be like, OK, that's useful, I guess. Just giving updates, keeping his eyes on everything. Brandon. Hey, I know you've already said that you were wrong, but Aaron Judge stinks. He's a regular season merchant. Well, I am not the Aaron Judge representative. Yeah, you are. I feel like you're doing an Aaron Judge, Shohei Otani thing with Travis Hunter and

Ashton Jinty, by the way. Oh, he's kind of doing the same thing. He's falling for the exact same trap. Travis Hunter is doing things that have never been done before. And Brandon's like, Oh, no, he's not. He is. Sanders literally did it. He's having one. He's having a he's been ahead of pace. But has someone done it? He's been ahead of pace. Is he ahead of pace? He might've fallen behind pace, but I haven't done it it I haven't done it this week someone's already done it no but before this week he was ahead of pace anyone ever done with having the best first fight he had the best first five or first six games any running back in the history because you're so right you're so right Titus you got him exactly did he really but yeah but then I

said Barry averaged like 240 a game didn't he but then I said I said and he was wrong on the judge in Shohei And then he's like oh, let me just do the same thing again. He wrong again. I'm out playboy. I Was never wrong about judge when we had the argument in early September I said to this point judge is having a better season Oh Tony finished like like a madman and judge didn't But but in finished like a madman and judge didn't. But in August- You're doing it again. At the end of August, judge was ahead of him. I was saying- I don't think Brandon can think outside the box.

Travis Hunter's doing something that's never been done before. Travis Hunter is incredible. I think if he plays- He can't. He can't. But that's why his brain can't comprehend something he's never seen before. He can only envision things. My reasoning for him not winning the Heisman all year has been I think with his usage rate. He's not gonna play every is many snaps He is doing that though, and if he plays every snap of every game He's the Heisman winner cuz he who do you have right now? I got gente right now

Let's get down to brass tacks how much do I have to pay you to just be all in on Travis Hunter and just Just try to get everyone to be like Travis Hunter's about why do you need in on Travis Hunter and just just try to get everyone to be like Travis Hunter's about. Why do you need me on Travis Hunter? Don't you need a naysayer? You're the number one college football voice. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. We're eight games in. Let's get ten games in. Just give me a price. I will buy your vote. You've already bought me a, so. But I'll buy your vote. We're going to have to get a TV.

If Travis Hunter wins the Heisman, I will cut you off. I will give you a whack of it. I'll wet the beak. All right, I'll think about it. I'll give you a taste. I'll think about it. Get a little taste.

Yeah, I'm OK, though. I know, but a taste wouldn't be bad. I wouldn't mind a taste. Yeah. No one turns down a taste. Like a taste. I too like a taste wouldn't be bad. I wouldn't mind a taste. Yeah. No one turns down a taste. Like a taste. Too like a taste. You're not like, oh, no.

God damn it. Don't give me that taste. Yeah. Just a little taste. Yeah, I need you on board. Because I don't like it when you do your updated standings. It's always Gent-T number one. Yeah.

But Gent-T. Crazy. You guys are Gent-T deniers. No, we're not. Motherfucker's been incredible. No, we're not. It's been done we're not it's been done, but it has been there done that Travis hunters the best player on both sides of the ball for six And two team yeah, that's fucking crazy. It's you know what it is. That's fucking crazy for Dion. Yeah, it is I don't have hatred for Dion. I'm stuck like the rest of y'all. Yeah, yeah Your bias they should take the Heisman should take away your vote

They did already shit by never giving it to fuck It is also Ashton gente just plays games too damn late, so does Colorado They played a couple earlier ones So I like you say Colorado. So does Colorado So I like it. He said Colorado. So does Colorado. They played at like 930 the other night central time. I know I missed it. I went to sleep on some real shit. I want to get up today. Gentie prior to this week was like he gave up some phenomenon that hasn't been seen. Yeah, he gave up some of his lead. He rushed for 133 yards on like 25 carry. Maybe more than that. My 33 I think it's 125 yards on 33 carries. Is that like on? Like the defense's preparation or just he had an off day The defense was was good and he might have had an off day or he really had a normal day He's just been going above and beyond he was averaging 10 yards of carry going in last week Yeah, which is absurd and that came he ever 3.9

So that was read to touch that wide receiver and then he had four doing it on both sides a defensive as a cornerback Four pass, but I think that game alone should win Travis. Yeah 140 he does it every game yeah, that's what's crazy is he did it one time And I was like what he did the last game against Cincinnati's literally never he doesn't he doesn't come off the field like every single That is that is impressive. It's crazy Some of us would it be crazy if he played both sides in the NFL? I don't they won't let him they're not gonna invest money in into a guy that plays both ways So will he get drafted as a he would get drafted top ten either way he went. I think cornerback I think cornerback is more valuable to the there's less stars at cornerback than wide receiver

I don't think he'll go into the NFL as a two-way I think he will though I think a team will eventually be like why are we not using him like they did that with Deon Deon had like yeah, yeah even for the Cowboys Evan Hester Well, that was more he was a returner and then they were like, hey You should be a wide receiver and it's like my hands don't work. Yeah, but he could run He really allows them to establish those early leads Okay, you broke a fucking TV We can't even watch

What do you say oh Just me no Just me no No, no big deal, but just just me no I but just record I am terrified of all business Okay, maybe he doesn't maybe he doesn't know how it broke and I can pretend I got your back. Okay, maybe he thinks it's my birthday I don't think this is live right? Yeah, but he doesn't know maybe yeah Maybe he's just trying to hook up with Kate Yeah. Maybe he's just trying to hook up with Kate. Oh, shit.

What if he is? What if he fucking is? Oh. Yeah, he's a pervert. Hey. Are you trying to hook up with Kate? No. Why are you asking for money from her?

Just NBD. What, uh, what... I didn't ask for any money, by the way. What would you do if a TV were to break itself? It just for some reason the TV just broke I tried catching a fridge Right, but it has happened right I Can't think of a single instance in which it's happened. You can never think of a single instance when TV just broke You know TVs break all the time.

For 10 years, maybe. OK, what about a year? No, that's never happened. OK, so all right, what if a TV broke because it sucks at catching Frisbees? That also has never happened. TVs don't catch Frisbees. Right, but wouldn't we want to get, wouldn't we want to?

Now you tell us. Yeah, well, wouldn't we want to weed out right now you tell us yeah, well when we want to weed out the the non-frisbee catching TVs Yeah, seems like a really stupid thing to have in this offices TVs that can't catch frisbees Looking back on it now. I would have thought like oh we have a whole basketball court with no TVs around Like let's throw stuff out out there That's a basketball court not a frisbee court. Yeah, come on talking about P. He's definitely flirting with me He's are you flirting with Kate? How much these TVs cost I'll put it on my tab

No, I mean I I I don't feel bad I feel feel I want Kate to feel bad what she does But just going forward should we not be throwing TVs into first piece What about What about frisbees studios? No frisbees into studios. Is that a hard and fast rule? Oh, so not hard so not hard and fast and also a rule we didn't know about until today So it sounds like you made this it sounds like we're grandfathered in Okay, all right, we could maybe strike a deal there, okay All right. Sounds good. All right. Just let me know I'll put on my tab

All right, just let me know I'll put on my tab Okay, perfect no problem no problem got you All right. Bye Pete. Yeah. All right. See ya horn ball. Thank we broke a TV. Well Kate broke a TV Yeah Yeah, interesting decision to put the But not no no The problem wasn't the the it being in here it was that we made a rule that you can't try to stop it You have to keep your hands down oh That was where we fucked up defense. Yeah

And we didn't know these TVs couldn't catch frisbees. Hmm. Yeah, gonna know. I mean, TVs are cheap these days, right? Exactly. I never would've guessed a TV can't catch a Frisbee. Now we know. All the TVs I bought, I've never seen a sign that says, cannot catch Frisbee. Right. It's even more clear about that. You learn something every day.

That's what you do as human beings. Why did you just do it out there, though? Like, where it is? Because it was kind of cool to throw it at us, and then we were doing a rule where you can't put your hands up, so we wanted to see someone get hit in the face and then a TV got hit in the face We didn't think through it is what he said is what he's saying it happens Yeah, and then we get six more or five we did then do it again after the TV broke and maybe Kyle hit the camera

that TVs can come and go those cameras are like 10 chill trillion dollars trillion trillion dollars Well the chill is a cool is this camera okay camera looks better than ever all of its mechanisms are showing It's been blinking like crazy That's usually not a good sign the red blinking, but it's it's moving. Oh Alright, so we're done with the frisbees. Why do we have these we're paying all that money You can't even catch for disc golf So we were doing our job. Yeah, you put these here a and are

Hmm, so that's gone. What a and are a areing what they call like a music and music You have someone that like listens to the album Other musicians began an AR remember LeBron did the two chains thing. Oh, I think Kanye talks about it What's how is this supposed scared? What is that about? What is someone in the chat knows what what is that about disc? I like testing. It's like testing. We're testing in a way. Yeah, and aren't Well, don't put them in front of TVs. Yeah know that now artists in repertoire Find new artists, so we're trying to find new artists what we're trying to find some break TV. Yeah developing new artists

New ways to break TV. Yeah, it's called Stay tuned Okay, but no no more in the studios. I mean you don't really use those TVs for much anyway. You could probably get away with Well we were thinking about even it out and breaking the top right, top left.

I think all black would look slick. Yeah it would. It would be kind of like a nihilist thing. We can't just turn them off either. We have to break them. We have to break them. I have to break them. Well, it was Kate, so make sure you put it in her file. Got it. Yeah.

Will do. All right, well, see you, Hank. See you. Kate is quietly panicking. Yep. Got the stress wave. Kate, we're going to need three apologies from you real quick. Sorry.

I am sorry. Sorry. I am. Yes. And maybe five more by the end of the show. They're coming. And the no tap. Apology. Sure thing. On all platforms. Yeah. Text Dave. Yeah. Oh no. No. Not Text Dave. Why don't you do the high noon ad read, Kate? Okay. That would help. I could do that. I could go for one of those right now. You meant R&D, I believe. R&D, research and development. Close enough.

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Technically it was actually TJ's fault because he gave us the Frisbees. That's right. So like Frisbees. Yeah, if there's like a murder, you trace down the weapon. Hold on, who sold it? Who gave you the Frisbees, TJ?

Brody Smith, he's in the chat. So Brody, you fucked up. Brody's fault, Brody fucked up. You gave us the weapon hold on who sold it who gave you the first miss Brody Smith. He's in the chat So Brody you already saw Brody fuck you gave us a loaded gun. Maybe look bad He joined the chat and he said did I miss the disc golf episode also do I need to buy a TV? I love Brody Brody's the man also Pete said no frisbees those are discs so Technicality great point technicality he Great point. Technicality. He also never told us no discs or frisbees. That rule was never in place. Yeah, I haven't seen a written out rule book on what we can have. So everything we should start by more. We should

start just pushing it to the limit and just being like, why didn't you tell us we couldn't do that? He never said that. I couldn't put our hands up. What? It's a great way to go through life. Never said. Never said. You never said that.

What the fuck? You said we couldn't do it. Yeah. Well, that's just flat out allowed. You never said we couldn't do dirt bikes on the basketball court. Why didn't you tell us that? You just said we couldn't do dirt bikes on the basketball court. Why didn't you tell us that? You just said not the street. You never said the basketball court.

How would I know? You just said not the neighborhood street. Let's bring dirt bikes. Have any of you ever done the teeny tiny mini? No, I want to though every time I hear yeah none of us is fucking killed a deer oh we we did we did do the bike ramp right well you never said we couldn't play beach volleyball in the basketball court

The fuck why why did you tell me not to do ten tons of sand before I did? The worst the worst human beings possible you never said that guy yeah What You never said no bull riding? Yeah, what the fuck? I would have done it if you told us. Hey, Stefan. How you doing?

Oh, he just threw the ducie. Oh, Stefan, come on. Come back, Stefan. Stefan. You never said that, Stefan. You never said it. You never said we couldn't throw... Uh-oh. Oh my god, it's going to...

No, no, no, no. No, I'm just kidding. I want to run. I want to run. I really don't care about this. You did never say it, though. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay on the record. Let's try not to hit teams. For example, try. Be firmer. Do not throw. Do not throw anything at a TV or a camera. OK, now it's been set. OK. All right, fair play. I didn't throw it.

What do you mean by anything? What he didn't say was don't hit anything. So if you were to hit wiffle balls or tennis balls. Notice he didn't say anything about shooting. Shooting. Shooting the cameras. He never said that! What?

You literally had a chance to tell us. He said, don't throw! He said don't throw, he should say don't shoot! I thought shooting would be okay. I actually did that once. You shot the BB gun in the house. Yeah Yeah, you didn't say the house. Yeah, you said not the front yard Just like the ultimate shithead kid Now that you've gotten older and have kids is no ball in the house

Is that a rule that holds up cuz no it was such horseshit dude growing up no ball in the house No ball was was a bit much ball. What are we Ball in the house. Ball in the house all day. Yeah. Yeah. That makes, that warms my heart because I knew I was on the right side with that one. Yeah, you gotta play ball in the house. I wasn't sure if.

Especially in a basement, that's ball city. That's ball town. It'd be a court. Yeah, you gotta ball it up. Did any of you ever break something in your house as kids? Like the golf ball through the window. I broke the windows, yeah. Yeah. The ball through the window? I broke windows, yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. The baseball through the... But they never said that. They never. I don't know. I'm sure it told me. I was like 17 and spilled fruit punch Gatorade all over the carpet and just covered it up with a blanket.

I was like groan. I could drive and I just didn't want to have to say I did. Yeah that is the terrible feeling of like breaking something and just being like fuck. Yeah. Let's see if they could believe it was naturally occurring. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah there's just blood on the carpet. That's totally normal. Oh yeah, now that you say it, I do kinda notice. Yeah, it looks, oh shit, oh, how the... What the fuck?

We have a blood leak? I don't even think. Like, come up from the ceiling? We don't even have that flavor. That's crazy. You want me me ask the neighbors Now that I remember there was a random guy in here. Yeah, dude somebody clogged that toilet Actually saw that but I didn't know what was it the whole time you just have the red mustache to

from the hit from the Poop Punch. Oh, man. This is good times. Is the TV toast? It's not. It's a whimpering back there. Oh, it's still whimpering? It's sad. It's a sad piece of shit. Can't take one fucking hit. Imagine if we got hit with it. We'd have been fine. Yeah, but maybe

it's not dead. Maybe it's just, uh, maybe it's, you know, crippled or something. I don't know. There's got to be a TV. They have those TV... In New York City, they have the ones where, like, if you crack your iPhone, you can go in and they fix it right away. I see that guy. But will the other five get sad if we kill it?

Maybe we have to not do it in front of it. Mm-hmm. Could send a message. You gotta... Yeah. Get your hands up next time, bitch. Get your frisbee or die. You see Kate walking around. Be nervous. TV slayer.

Direct hit. What does Steven put on the prep sheet today? Well, let's see. His other is... What do you think about all you can eat restaurants and buffets? I'm in favor of them, Steven. All of them. Do you own any fur coats? Second bullet point there, are fur coats out?

Are fur coats out? Yeah, are they out? Like, you're a murderer, like throw red paint. In fashion or out of fashion? I don't know. I don't even know where I'd get a fur coat. Describe your favorite kind of sushi roll Mmm sweet potato

Yeah Spicy spicy tuna is just a good spicy tuna is my favorite That's that's just a good like hard fastball with a little bit of movement And what's one fashion trend you'd like to see make a return kind of a light other section today left off the best one Yeah, today. Yeah, you skipped right over. Oh, what is the best kind of food to do all you can eat for? Didn't see the one in the middle god damn if humans were to be eaten what would be the tastiest part there it is Steven you went from buffet to fur coats. What if Steven was a serial killer and he's been leaving all his clues in the other section

and we just haven't picked up on it yet? Oh, he actually eats puts. Yeah, he's trying, yeah. He's basically been, he wants to get caught. He's sick of killing all these people. Yeah, he's a fetish of doing it openly. Yeah, he's just telling us And we're just too stupid to realize just at home right now deciding whether to eat the human leg or arm That's why he's asked I got that he was agonizing over which grill

Well, no like what's for dinner, honey. I'll let the yak guys decide without them realizing the if you go to like the grocery Shop or a butcher shop you can see the cow with like the different cuts of it since different parts. So if they were humans, like what would it be? Yeah, like what would be our bacon? Probably our belly would be the tastiest. Belly and ass? I don't know about our ass.

The under leg? Oh yeah, I guess the ass would be lean. Heart? I don't know, I think I I get down on some good calf muscle Mmm. Yes, I'm thigh what about the Triceps a little you got a little fat back there. Yeah, maybe a little still muscle the neck little gizzard Yeah, this is awful. I don't like this good question. Yeah, really good question Stephen What's last time you guys a fur coat out in the wild?

Uh, it was actually January 19th of last year. Yeah? Yeah. What are you doing? Uh, walking outside. And you saw one? Saw one, yeah. And I made a mental note. I will never forget this. New York, the New York office is in the fur coat district

Uh-huh, yeah, it's like a ton of them right there, and you have to like get security There's like a lobby of to wait and there's it because they're afraid people running in with the paint and stuff They're like super security heavy what takes more balls of fur coat or a leather coat. I'm talking fashion wise All right, you think I'd leather statement yeah leather Furs more of a All right, you think I'd leather statement. Yeah leather Fur is more of a Like all fur depends on the person yeah, leather is more of a personality I mean if you walked in here tomorrow coat or a leather jacket the fur is making a much bigger statement than a leather You're right. Yes

Like a white haired older gentleman like they were a leather coat. You don't even think twice right I Don't think anyone in this office can pull off a leather coat I think leather coats are a lot easier to pull off than fucking fur. Oh someone could pull off chef Donnie Donnie and nobody would say a word of the solely could pull off a leather coat Almost said it. I was just tripped up on leather coat. Couldn't say it. Sylvester Sidewear. Nick could pull off a leather coat. Nick couldn't pull off a leather coat. Yeah he could. Nick could pull off anything. He has a surprising range. Fur coat. Now I want a fur coat

Move oh shit that looks like he's from the future. Yeah, he's not pulling it off he Yeah, he's at a he looks like he's at a wrestling convention, and he's dressing like a wrestler Rudy could pull off a leather coat Rudy could also pull off fur coat Chief might be a awful other coat Maybe I could see that. Those state troopers that wear them, that's like. Bad ass. Yep, it's pretty bad ass looking.

So bad ass. Not familiar. Very intimidating. It's like, I think the most intimidating police uniform there is. I think it's like the New York state trooper leather jacket or something. They also get the big ass sunglasses.

Yeah. Yeah, and they ride it on their motorcycles. They just look cool. My dad got me a leather jacket for Christmas one year when I was in like ninth grade. And it had like big shoulder pads. It was from Kohl's. And I got roasted so bad on the bus

that I just told him that it got stolen. Oh. And I still, to this day, feel bad about it. So wait, does he know? Maybe now if he's watching. Oh, no. I still feel bad. He's like,, does he know? Maybe now if he's watching. Oh, no. I still feel bad. He's like, where's your coat?

I go, god. I got stolen. Oh, man. Yeah. All right, so we think Tate's going to survive this? I hope so. I think he should come back to Chicago and I think I'll survive it Yeah, I also think New York's been put in a pretty impossible spot

How if they vote for him to come back to Chicago People like oh you guys are pussies if they vote to keep them. They're like, oh, that's really mean I think them voting for kind of sucks come back Chicago is the most human thing. Absolutely. Absolutely I'm just saying I don't I think New York got put in a spot. That's not the best. But it's also contents. Great content. Yeah, actually, they're fine. Yeah, they're fine. If they vote to send back to Chicago. That's not a pussy move. I think the people will be like, Okay, well, it's

over. What way you're right. That's of a divide between I think voting them back to stay in New York would be a dick move. And it would create it would be a dick move and and and it would Create would drag this thing on and on and on and on and it should just be over I should be oh he chose contrition. Yeah tastes got that right. Yeah He got he's got that right cuz he has an actor right I think he just has to say cuz like it's not I Don't think any of us. It's like a comment section. I don't think any of us, it's like a comment section thing. I don't think any of us think anyone in New York is lazy.

That's what I call it. I know, we worked with all those people. They're all hardworking people. So yeah, some of them are very, very talented, or a lot of them. Right. They've helped me tremendously, and I don't want them put into a box

where it's like, oh, they suck. Right. They're lazy. And Dave did make a good point. Not true. He's like, you come to the, when he made that point, he's like, you come to Chicago office, you see people sitting around.

Jerry was like, me? Yeah. You know what I mean? If I was in New York, the same things would be said. Yeah. I wouldn't like that. There are people who are constantly busy. And then there are some people who their job

isn't maybe as constantly busy. But that doesn't mean they're not working So yeah, I think that's that's a big thing I didn't like the narrative that they're lazy because I don't I do not think that at all. They all work very hard And it's also like our job is so weird because At the end of day none of us are like if you actually put it down, like none of us are working hard. None of us are working hard. Yeah, that is good.

We all are. What we're doing is not hard work. Right, we're all working a dream job. None of us are like, working the mills. Babe, can you do this tonight? I broke a TV with a frisbee today. I'm fucking swamped. Yeah, right, right. So, so yeah, hopefully that gets settled. I just hope it ends yeah

Yeah, I want whatever path yeah takes it all just he needs to go over there and say you know I was trying to do content. I fucked up. Sorry. They need to let's all just go back to our corner Yeah, I would just like it then I will say though if if if take goes to New York I I'm I'm done if take goes I go oh wow I'm gonna stand up for my guy unless he actually goes and then in which case I take it back. Yeah Well, let the record show go if take goes I go unless you actually you got to wait to save this till after oh The first part if take goes I get it gets voted back to Chicago. You've been like I would have I would have done that Yeah, I would have walked out strike that from the record

Yeah, I think it's gonna all work out. I also think it's a funny content. I mean ron is a genius. We all know that Whole thing is very funny. Oh, but it is right. What's this? Oh, no What is right? What's this? What? Oh, no What the cat what's going on cat? Oh, no Okay, what you done? Did you know? What the fuck is this? Oh, no, okay. What's going on right now? what Nothing. How are you guys making tic tocs or something? What's up y'all? Oh my god

This is the I want to move to New York. Can I go to New York? I want to get out of here. What if they start pissing? Yeah, if you guys really want to start pissing yourself. Go piss in the sink. Piss yourself if you're really me. Which one's the real big cat?

Oh wow. They must not be big cats. I've got three cups of Stella Blue. God damn it. Piss is coming. Oh wow they must not be big head God damn it I'm in hell. I'm in hell. They bought cheap shirts to and yeah, those look like Brandon Walker shirts God damn it. I will make we'll make a TikTok after this. Oh, shit. I'm going to have to make a TikTok upstairs now.

Some fools around here. They're just mocking me. That seems like pure hell. Oh, dude, they just sit right outside of my office, and they just they like like stare at me and then Like even just the simplest like hey, what's up big cat? I'm just like what's what are you guys doing? You're you're doing something right now. Do they fear you at all? I think they do what I feel It's it's like one of those situations. I Think I'm like a hippo where like they think I'm they think I'm like this like you know like scary thing

But they don't realize I'm so much more scared of them than they are yeah Like any little movement, and I'm running away Yeah when they get in cahoots up there, I don't even like walking by it's scary Yeah, you don't know what to do young people sections intimidating It's terrifying. I don't go up there because it's up some stairs. Yeah. Ah, man.

I can hear him right now. It's unsettling. Yeah, this was just, they were like, stand here while we do interpretive dancing. I don't know what to do. I guess I did wear, wait, when was that posted? Did I wear this shirt on Friday? No, I wore it on Wednesday.

Yeah, you never know what text they're gonna put on screen. They'll tell you to do the dance. What is this for? Oh, it's fine. Also, oh no. Oh. Shit. I mean, it's pretty funny.

It also, it's just a little hurtful because I do wear the same thing. They made you look skinny. But, big cat, just a little photoshop puts them in blackface. True. Good point. Who's the most obscure Barstool employee that someone has made a Halloween costume for for two years?

still employ that someone has made a Halloween costume for two years. Trying to think of. The Kevin Garnett ever work here. Surf and turf logo. Someone some friend group go is the entire yak. Like someone someone surely has been Che right those two are so Did someone please be someone's shave for Halloween so Jerry O'Connell's been on a terribly going as Mac Oh, yeah, that is really funny. Yeah, I

Don't believe anyone's ever been someone be Che this weekend go tan face Please are the Halloween parties in colleges this weekend or were they last week it was this previous weekend was like the big Could we just wheel to be each other oh? one oh On Thursday, that's it alright really real. Could just just throw something together Yeah, yeah, we could yeah, I Got tagged and we all kind of dress the same though. Yeah. You're right. I called dibs on not za Like I don't think anyone would pick up that I was I was Danny Conrad when I'm wearing a sweat yeah

in a hat We all dress the same pretty much anyway You just want one of my shirts that's's how I got one of your shirts. I got the big stripes. The expensive stripes. Alright, if big stripes are in then I'll go big stripes. Get yourself a big stripe. I'll widen up my straps. You want to do the proper wild? We'll do the wheel and we'll send everyone off. Yep. Proper wild. The wheel was brought to you by proper wild. They have deliciously juicy energy shots and energy gummies that deliver the perfect boost whenever you need to wake up and stay fun. They've got no weird ingredients, just good, clean caffeine.

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Don't mind if you do. Pour me one Kate. Okay. All right. Jerry might be there. Don't mind if you do. Throw me one, Kate. OK. All right. Jerry might be there. If I was a real one, I would hit that TV.

I wanted you so bad. Everyone tune in tonight, because I think Jerry has a sussy for Russie sign that he's going to be in this end zone for Monday Night Football. Delicious. For the Steelers. I'm nice. Oh, yeah, we hit a wheel reset on Friday.

Halloween idea. You got to tell me. Oh, yeah. Are we dressing up on Thursday? Yes, please. I got crickets on my. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. That would have been disastrous.

That would have ruined my day. That would have ruined the rest of the year. Wow. Close one. Watch it land on it now. I love that we've never had that reaction for when. Or anything else. Going to a free dinner with white socks here Please god no

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