The Yak - Noel Miller Swings By For A CRAZY Golden Mug Giveaway Day | The Yak 6-12-25

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, welcome to the Yak. Robak.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, Robak.com promo code yak 20% off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts rowback.com promo code yak This one's gonna be a doozy. I posted it if you're tuning in right now I have so we're running the Stella blue golden mug sweepstakes today yesterday and today This is probably the best prize we've done outside of a PS5.
Starting point is 00:01:05 It is, we rented an entire rooftop for a Cubs game in August. The entire office, Barstool Chicago office is gonna go and we're gonna pick 10 winners to come with us. All 10 get a plus one. Food and drink obviously is provided at the rooftop. It's gonna be a great day. I think it's a Friday game. It's gonna be awesome.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Awesome. who they playing I don't actually know what day is it Stephen? Do you know? The Savannah bananas They're playing the bananas. It is a bananas game But it's gonna be awesome is everyone from this office is gonna be there gonna get to hang out with all of us Pirates there we go Pirates okay, so I was, all right, let's figure out something fun to maybe, you know, boost sales. And I texted Tate and I was like, come up
Starting point is 00:01:54 with some punishments for me. Every $1,000 we sell during the Yak, I will get punished. Then he got Nick involved and I walked in today and there's just an in like more flour than I've ever seen and a bunch of other things so Game on I guess that's the amount of flour out there. I think Could easily kill you. Yeah Like what is that? That's so much flour. Yeah, I don't think flour is the worst part of that. Okay. All right So yeah, so basically It's basically like revenge on me day So buy something on still blue coffee comm anytime during the yak today Steven has the Steven and TJ both have the sales
Starting point is 00:02:35 So every thousand will do a regular yak, but every thousand will stop and do one of these basically a plinko day Just for me where I'm getting all the bad. Well. And I have no idea what you guys planned. I said I don't wanna know. The thing is, in our group chat, you had a mole. Well, yeah, my assistant who went and got all this stuff. He was very helpful to get the stuff that could potentially harm and maim.
Starting point is 00:03:00 But there is a way where if you defeat any of us oh We will have it happen. Oh every time we raise a thousand you are competing against someone here, okay losers getting the punch Oh, you're all that so I could get punished. Yeah You get pun. I could get punished. You've been a bad boy, okay? Also, I think that the first punishment already happened because you guys I don't know how mincy is involved But he's somehow involved and when I walked in the office today He like did a beeline to talk to me and I was like this has to be my first punishment That's actually your final pun. Okay, just did it too early. Just hanging with ya. He's supposed to be down here I don't know. He's he's been a pretty bad boy. He's been lurking around my office
Starting point is 00:03:43 He was doing the thing where he was just pacing in front of it hoping I'd be like hey mincy come on in Let's chat. I have a mincy story I would like to share okay the planning of this so so Nick Dom and I were on Google meet last night for like 90 minutes it's a two-hour call yeah like planning this whole thing and mincy's a big part of it It's supposed to be out there on the court mincy has it Mincy has a poster that he made that every time we get a thousand, he colors it brown to kind of like fill up and say, all right, here's the next challenge. I texted him. I said, Mincy, you're a huge part of the act tomorrow. Are you in
Starting point is 00:04:15 the office? Oh, yeah, I'm there. Let me know what I need. 1045 today, Mincy texted me and said, do you need me the whole time? I have a really important business meeting. Oh, no, not the business meeting. He's like a part of a lot of these. Yeah and all In his defense there was like a we do like a content meeting once a week for people to pitch ideas It's a man completely mandatory at 10 a.m. And he walked past it a few times. So he was What oh they're the crayons There's what coffee cup. What is his...
Starting point is 00:04:47 He was really paranoid about, like, is this good enough? Something's... Yeah, no, he came in, it was like picking my kids up from school. He's like, do you like my drawing? That's true. No different. He texted me this and I said, we want it to be what you think is good. You don't have to ask anyone.
Starting point is 00:05:04 And he was in the interns room asking yeah I didn't know how much it had to do with the Yeah, they took over that one side room upstairs like the race Minty was in there asking a group of 21 year olds how to draw a mug But that was a mug that's a mug. I thought it was a finger I thought it was a finger a thumb That's a striped thumb that's a zebra's thumb one of the interns was holding it up and they were like draw this and he thought They're talking about thumb you see the zebra that escaped. Yeah, Ed That guy should have they should have let I had two questions about that. One is why can't we just have zebras?
Starting point is 00:05:44 Their horses well, he's pets you mean yeah, they're horses. Yeah, why not like what's the difference between a zebra and a horse? They're actually smaller right right they're not they should be less of a threat right and to I Hope they didn't give that zebra back to the guy who lost him He had him for 24 hours and lost him immediately. Yeah, that's a bad zebra owner He had him for 24 hours and lost awesome immediately. Yeah, that's a bad zebra owner What a sick flyers don't move the needle the no one the helicopter with the zebra dangling So sick That's Ed. He was on the run for like a long time. I know he had the best week ever Where'd he go? He just ran around, Tennessee. Oh, he didn't go on the bus. I
Starting point is 00:06:23 Don't know if he went on the bus. They gotta get him. He might show up on bus scenes. That's their new show. Behind the scenes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Gotta get Ed on bus scenes. Gotta get him on. The bus scene. Our guy Will's going to be here next week. That's very exciting. All right, we just got the tax. We just hit 1,000. Oh my god, amazing. Hon, all right. We just got our guy. We just hit a thousand Oh my god
Starting point is 00:06:48 This is a good one keep buying keep buying this is like we did this for dugs and if the people Respond how I think they will it's gonna. It's gonna get bad for me. It's gonna get bad all right So so you guys are up ready? Yep, so the first one So it's all the whole thing is coffee themed today, okay? Everything's coffee themed the first one is so the whole thing is coffee themed today. Everything's coffee themed. The first one is we need everyone to take a mug shot. So we have the Stella Blue mugs in front of you. Everyone is gonna go to the free throw line out there,
Starting point is 00:07:15 and one by one, take a mug shot. If you make it, you're safe. If you miss it, what's the giveaway called, the Stella called the Stella blue? Oh the golden mug? Oh, yeah Oh, then if you miss your mug shot, you're gonna have a golden mug the rest of the show and we have gold face paint for you guys to Now can I ask a question? Yes, can I Stephen Chavis and ask a question? Mm-hmm If we hit the rim does that count as a basket? Kate oh and ask a question if we hit the rim does that count as a basket? Kate
Starting point is 00:07:56 Man I gotta be better I gotta be better no has to go in Oh, Dan has to go in. Okay, that's a good one. Don't hide, Jayden, listen. Okay, okay. All right, so it's Mug's. You thought if a golf ball ricocheted off the pole of the flag, it counted as sinking it. You told me to come up with challenges.
Starting point is 00:08:13 You didn't tell me to come in. Answer his question. I thought that for the challenge, that it should count because we weren't close. Ah. I thought it should count. Don't make him mad, Kyle. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:08:27 I didn't know the McJesus one was all me, too. Yeah, I said this on the stretch. Tate, yeah, he does... I might have said it yesterday. He has no room for anything besides Ohio State football and a little Guardians. A dash of Guardians in Ohio State football. I've been struggling. 1% challenges.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, you think Tate knows who Con McDavid is you know, Connor Stallions Yeah, exactly Connor McDavid like you think Tate's watching the Stanley Cup finals No, Tate is fighting the honor of urban Meyer taking a picture with his Now he's got more they're trying to frame my boy urban Someone tweeted and said urban is back because he took a picture with a nice-looking lady It was his fucking daughter Nikki. Yeah, you know I had the deck like urban's a creep again So that was top of Tate's priority list over the weekend Had his back. Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:17 He did have his finger up her ass. Yeah You have his back. He usually has other people that's creepy Where's this other hand? I will say that's a tough? Where's this other hand? Oh there it is okay? Whoo, that's Nick. Okay. You don't do that. That's a weird. Yes. Love your daughter. That's a weird daughter Look I think I think she's tapping Yeah Urban might be back She's tapping out right there. I'm not an urban guy to you're on your own
Starting point is 00:09:55 You're not an urban guy. No none of nobody at Barstool's an urban guy Okay, so we're going to shoot mugugs. So everyone take a mug shot. Missers have to get a golden mug. Face paint, however you want. Okay. Should I go first? Go first. Yeah, you go.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Set the tone. Yeah. On the topic of college football, we had T-Bob on Anus. It's out today. And he was talking about lube. And he's like, my buddy Aaron uses beef tallow his lube dude be Lube, but then he was like pull up my buddy Aaron. He's talking about Aaron Murray quarterback of We ready all right, it's a mug shot wait is sex live yeah made it
Starting point is 00:10:44 That was awesome. That was sick. Wow. Was that hard or easy? That looked pretty easy. Go Titus. I'm going to miss some. I might air ball it. I think I'm going to try to dribble first. I need to see somebody else miss. Everyone else just fucked up and I just have
Starting point is 00:11:00 nothing. We're going to get gold face if we miss this? Gold face? We're missing this? We have gold face if this is Gold gold face. We're missing this we have face brother It's like you've been sucking up our 2d2 we used to have a local legend What I don't want ice Didn't break didn't break that should count you should get another shot if it doesn't break Yeah, you get another shot if it doesn't break. Didn't even break. That should count. You should get another shot if it doesn't break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get another shot if it doesn't break. That's fair. You want to go rebound these?
Starting point is 00:11:31 Do you want to? Rebound? Well, like, I mean, it might miss the blanket or whatever. But this also could shatter the backboard. Is that it? Is that it? Is that it? You're counting on his in?
Starting point is 00:11:44 That might have been it. You're counting on his in? Okay. Oh Yeah, I guess in it's the first time we ever played that was in some vitamins All right, who's up? Come on Titus. Oh, so is you you gotta make this? We did have it written if it doesn't, it doesn't count as a miss. Yeah, that is, that's absolutely a rule. Oh man. So wait, KB, you guys had a local legend? Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Oh! Oh no! Airball the mug! Airball! Airball! Oh no. Airball the mug. Airball. Airball. Oh no. Put some of this on. Oh, there he is.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You gotta just spill some still-up with coffee on my shirt. Oh, okay. We got a thousand, Mincy. All right, watch out, Mincy. All right, Kate. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh no. We got a thousand mincy all right watch out mincy one all right Kate Didn't break tape fill in a thousand yep also crazy going hand on this The cleaning lady just walks by No no Much like yeah battle battles right
Starting point is 00:13:20 Did you see that text even Yeah, what I? feel like wait wait we sold we sold 5k in the last in the last five K mincy yeah that's yes I'll be hell five it's get freaking hot. It's gonna be Wow listeners are demons. This is gonna be over Somebody else misses is embarrassing. Oh Actually does look good hmm. Oh, we could space them out we could Keep going. I mean they have a bunch of challenges So we'll just if we keep going we'll just do all the challenges look like an Emmy. We will not hold anything back Okay So we'll just if we keep going we'll just do all the challenges look like an Emmy. We will not hold anything back Okay
Starting point is 00:14:10 Dean oh Shout out the yak Danny there's no chance Danny shout out. Shout out all the listeners, chat. Hopefully you guys listen, I would like to see some of the chat at the Cubs game. That'd be awesome. That'd be cool. Look at this, oh picture, oh no go back to that.
Starting point is 00:14:35 That was great, hold on Danny. That's a great picture. Picture and a picture. Can we get one more TJ? We got one more picture and picture. Why is he laying like that? Oh, yeah. I need a good angle. There it is.
Starting point is 00:14:50 What time is Mincy's heart out? It's a great angle. He's got a big meeting at one. Oh, man. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Good job.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I feel. What are you shocked by? Did it not capture on the phone? Okay, good job What are you shocked by did not capture on the phone well, it looks like you can I like looks like it's barely there Oh, yeah Okay, maybe it's giving tin man what? Patrick tribet is Nick you remember Patrick tribet no the wheeling gold man Oh my god. He kept on huffing the top thing gold. That's right. You're right He's alleged. He has the most mugshots out of any person. He's golden everyone How'd you know his name? I just looked it up ah with my phone oh
Starting point is 00:15:41 God Danny finger got caught. Even do you want to go? And then I'll go. Oh, man. Kate, you kind of look cool. I wiped off the whole tightness. You see Titus' nose? I just got the nose, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Holy shit. Titus, you look fucking... You look crazy, dude. It's almost half my nose. What? You done did it. Let's hear out Stefan what What's wrong Stefan
Starting point is 00:16:10 My finger got caught under the handle isn't it your yeah, no, I I know what's wrong though What's wrong Stefan Oh, he's pissed wait in the court the court redone in like two weeks. Did you not ask, Stefan? Yes, your fucking property. Oh, fuck, we forgot to ask Stefan. He's going to be way more mad later. Stefan, come put some gold on your face.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Stefan, you got to shoot one. You got to shoot one, Stefan. You fucking idiots. I like when daddy gets mad at us. He was upset that he wasn't in on the planning process with us. Oh. Yeah, but if he had been on it, the planning process, we wouldn't have been able to break mugs on the floor. Yeah. So, win us us asked for forgiveness yeah right oh you look good Kyle you look real good
Starting point is 00:17:15 Mitchie need some screen time what is Steve looking at shoot the shot shot Steve we got five to do, we got a lot to do. Yeah, Mitzi rewarded himself. Oh my god, he can't deserve it. It is hard once you're up there. It's like. Airball but didn't break. Dan, are we going into the second one after this?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah. Because we got to bring our guests down. Dan, are we going into the second one after this? Yeah. Because we got to bring our guest down. OK, let's do it. I just texted him. There's a guest just for this? For the next one, for the second one, we have a special guest. In.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Oh, that's in. Jumping for mincey. Jump over, Mincy. Have we asked what the important business meeting was? All right, we're at seven now, Mincy. I know what it is, but... Seven. Not very important. Roger, you're going to be over 2K.
Starting point is 00:18:19 It's going to be over immediately. You're going to drop your mug, then? Oh, no. Make the mug overflow. Oh. Oh! I flinched. Get right back. immediately oh no make the mug overflow oh get comfy mincy this is fun I miss this just makes me miss Stu. Stu would love this game. Oh yeah. Love it. Alright so wait who made it? I did. So Nick, Big Cat, Titus did? No, I only got one shot, Nick.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I didn't get two. Well, you shouldn't have broken your mug. What if I just run the table and win every challenge? Then we will probably have to do this weekly with guests, and then it'll be sponsored. Oh, man. All right, what's the next one? What's up? hey oh no I know what this is gonna be shit I have a bone to pick with Dave oh fuck what's your bone what's my bone yeah our Monday content
Starting point is 00:19:18 meetings uh-huh you asked me to move cuz you can't make Mondays I didn't ask you to move I don't ever the text you said you won't be able to make them I Don't think you were quick because you do the spread the stretch stretch. Yeah That was one one one day. We moved them to Thursdays. Yeah today today It's over That was like a weekly thing. We're all supposed to be doing and take a part in it doesn't matter Okay, but if you are in the middle of it. Yeah, that was when you should have I have one percolating Like a weekly thing we're all supposed to be doing and taking part in. No it doesn't matter. Okay. We're in the middle of this. That was when you should have.
Starting point is 00:19:47 I have one percolating. Today would have been the day. It's percolating. It's percolating. It's workshopped. I got it workshopped a little bit. I'm just saying we moved it for you. He's crayoned out.
Starting point is 00:19:58 We moved it for you. What is this? It's crayoned out. The man's crayon too much. Alright, what do you got? He's becoming too out. The man's crayon too much. All right, well, what do you got? He's becoming too aware. Oh, yeah. This is an act of the highest degree.
Starting point is 00:20:09 It's becoming sapient. What's going on with Minster right now? See, don't fall for it. We need to do something. We need to give him a vaccine or something, make him dumber. All right, the next one is called Coffee Pitcher. OK. So Big Cat, like a speed pitch at a baseball game,
Starting point is 00:20:24 you're going to go throw three pitches off the mound. OK. White Sox is going to be your catch pitcher. Okay. So big cat like a speed pitch at a baseball game, you're going to go throw three pitches off the mound. Okay. White Sox Dave is going to be your catcher. Okay. We have the radar gun. Okay. You throw the first two. Okay. Actually, I'm sorry. This is what we're going to do. You're going to throw three pitches. You have to guess the speed of each. Okay. If you go three for three, you're safe. Every one you miss, we are filling up a water balloon with Stella Brew cold blue cold brew and white-sox Dave gets to throw it off the mound at you, okay, so three that's gonna make a mess. Yeah Wait we'll go we can go outside for that. We tell stuff and oh we are go outside Dom did set that up
Starting point is 00:20:58 We are go outside for that okay Do I have to get exactly correct so your first one's gonna be really tough to guess, obviously, but then from your second and third, you should be able to guess based on how you did on the first. Okay. I'll do the radar. Dave, you're the catcher, Big Hat, you're the pitcher. Let's go, Big Hat.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Is Big Hat's Dave a handsome guy? He looks pretty good. I got some action. Can he blow up? I think so. He's got a pep in his step of the hair, for sure. Warm up? I don't know what's in this paint, but I taste metal in my mouth and I smell it overwhelmingly.
Starting point is 00:21:36 So didn't something happen to the Tin Man where he got like poisoned? He did. And they had to switch him out. They were all getting diseases. I'm sure this is fine. But if Judy Garland acted well, she got like a cigarette and a Percocet. Yeah. She was...
Starting point is 00:21:50 Cigs and pills. I would say if you try to throw it as hard as you can, you'll be about 70. No way. I think 60. No way. Do you know what White Sox Dave's personal best is? What his fastest ever pitch is, Danny? Yeah, 93 at the White Sox speed pitch
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yeah Talked about it for years and years and years after He might have even got higher against Carrabba's might have hit 94 During their speed bitch speed pitch telephone how fast are those two 34 But he believed that that was 51 My god, you thought that was 51 Delusional cat. I did not think it was 51. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:22:55 Mincy watch out I don't like the mint entry like date Mike Doing it's gonna be 51 Can you imagine? He's gonna get dead on oh Pretty close 47 Damn that was all you had yeah, he's gassed. I'm gonna guess 51 again 48 oh I'm gonna guess 51 again. 48. Uh oh.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Throw it harder. I'm trying Nick. 51. 50. That looks fast as fuck. That looked so fast. Fast. All right, Dom has water balloons filled with Stella Blue.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! On the call last night, Tate was like, yeah, and Big Cat's gonna have coffee stains all over him. And Dom was like, do you think he's not gonna wear a black shirt? All right.
Starting point is 00:24:01 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I should actually put on a gray shirt. Do we have one? That would be better. Right? Maybe I'll put on that white shirt. We need to talk shirts in this office too.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Have you guys seen Colton today? No. It's the most shirt I've ever seen. He's wearing a big shirt. It is absurd what he's trying to do. Colton Jones. I'll say he's doing beach, like, big lady beach mu mu. It is.
Starting point is 00:24:29 To put on, when I saw him today, I was like, that's a capital T. Bold. You have to, we have to get optics on Colton Jones. But he can pull it off. He's like got a cool look about him. He could pull it off, but it would take a lot of time. It's so long. It is the biggest shirt I've ever seen seen a guy like not bit trying to wear Colton, please walk by the X studio if you hear this It's my 2023 West Point Mississippi State Championship shirt Brandon Walker's with Brandon Walker right now. Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:02 TJ for me to go get these I sent it to the butts what you say sent to zoom to the love How far away can I stand? Oh, you're supposed to be the same distance that you just oh, he's gonna miss me That's not a full 60 I Want a mild shirt It's a 3x tall mister The elbows and you can say no to this is I don't want... Can I ask you something? And you can say no to this, because I don't want to make you uncomfortable. But... Too late.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Could you take off your pants and walk in with your underwear hiked up? You want me to do that? It would be pretty funny. One of my favorite things about Colton is he dressed as Bruce Arians for the Bruce Arians cooking thing and he just didn't stop being Bruce Arians. It's been a long dressed as Bruce Arians for the Bruce Arians cooking and he just didn't stop being Bruce And he got eliminated Like five times in a row people literally just went and put on like something they found in the green screen room and Colton like Changed his entire look
Starting point is 00:26:35 That looks like a cool outfit yeah, that's totally normal That's I walked in and I just I had to just it took a while for me to like take it all in yeah Colton it looks like you're wearing you're like eight foot five boyfriend. Yeah You're running out to get like an Amazon package on the front porch. Yeah, the comfy girl. Give me something All right see you guys He's the fucking man ready if he is yeah, yeah that shirt it's a mature shirt. Oh, yeah, it's a bad posture the shirt Yeah, the shirt Never again for me
Starting point is 00:27:24 Never we're gonna wear a big shirt again big shit. Yeah, there was a big shirt era. Oh, yeah Mm-hmm the big dog brand I was even out then it came back in like 2015 That's a distance Yeah, the wall like a fire squad I think what he also has He has beef with the water balloons. Why? They're refillable. They're just going to refillable water balloons. We're talking about refillable.
Starting point is 00:27:52 They want it in your face. I don't know. Spin around. OK. It's going to hurt in the head too, right? Don't throw it in my head. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:01 All right. Here we go. One. No. Why is it so hard? Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright. Fuck! Here we go, one! No! Why is it so hard? Because I want to hurt you! No! It's not hurting me!
Starting point is 00:28:10 What the fuck? Because I want to hurt you. No! Oh, dang it! They're popping! No, the first two didn't. They didn't break? Did he not throw it hard enough?
Starting point is 00:28:20 Don't throw it hard enough. Just try to hit my chest. Oh! Okay. Did any break on him? That was good. I'm not like don't want her just trying to my chest. Oh Okay, did any break on him that was good. He's clear. Oh, we got his ear. I was here none of all Alright, I gotta go see the throw hard enough to break What he didn't throw hard enough to break now, That's He got wait. It's covered in coffee covered. I don't think he's even aware. He is That was there on the water yeah What
Starting point is 00:28:56 What I don't know just didn't break. I don't know they broke on his back Or did we not be able to see it? I don't know we'll find out here a second oh yeah he's wet yeah cuz he was up though I want to oh yeah you're covered in yeah oh yeah oh yeah all right I think we're on to the next one yeah yeah cuz we sold more just move move on. Yeah. All right. So the next one is called No Drip. So we're going to do this is yours, Danny. Yeah, this is this is God damn it. He looked at me with his fucking gold face. So we're gonna do a yak wheel
Starting point is 00:29:45 This is gonna see who you're going against they're gonna do a gauntlet with a Stella blue in hand You're gonna do a gauntlet with an ice cream in hand, okay Any Steven Che is the referee any drips is a 15 second penalty better time wins Losing time must change their drip with someone in the office. We're gonna do an office wheel to figure out. You have to do a clothing change. All right, so say it one more time. Okay, so you're doing it with ice cream in hand.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Okay. Whoever on the wheel is your opponent, they're doing it with a Stella Blue in hand. Okay. Whoever wins is safe. Loser, office wheel, change your drip with them, clothing change the rest of the time. Got it. And it's a race to see who can finish for finish the gauntlet first yep
Starting point is 00:30:27 the gauntlet you whoever has a faster time okay with the with the no jay's following you any drips on either 15 seconds added i'm already dripped but yes okay cool i love this please be cate any chance you'll drip the ice cream zero can i eat it Please be Kate any chance you'll drip the ice cream zero. Can I eat it? Mm-hmm? Yeah I could do maintenance you can maintain where I do maintenance where's Zach and Jacob? They're around Kate's chocolate cone today Next week is the most important week of their life because we have the entire like offices here for the dozen Yeah, this machine doesn't run perfectly all week. We got problems Take can they alternate hands at all or no probably no, right? We did another one TJ. You can make it go to eight
Starting point is 00:31:19 Have they been deep cleaning it, oh, yeah, how's that going? Don't know Have they been deep cleaning it? Oh, yeah. How's that going? Don't know. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I'm going with ignorance is bliss on that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I'm just assuming they're nailing it every time. Yeah, we're just hoping it goes well. Maybe go to two times a week. I don't know. We're just we're just we're praying. That's all right. It's just soupy just we're praying. That's all right. It's just soupy. It's not what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Well, so be a little sloppy and a little sloppy. Oh, who? If I landed him up way too close. He's a good goalie. Is he? Yeah. Wait, so Nick, how have these meetings been going? I know they're not for content. Yeah, they're not for content, but really, really well.
Starting point is 00:32:04 So Nick, Nick created a, uh, a no bad ideas meeting every week where people can just come and pitch ideas, not videoed. Uh, and then hopefully some good ideas. Yeah, there are some people that I wasn't expecting, like talking up and pitching some really cool ideas. And then there's producers in there, so it's hooking them up with a producer and stuff will get loved. Who has the worst idea so far?
Starting point is 00:32:30 I might have a bad one today. Oh no. What did you say? It's Danny. Danny. The whole idea. So it is a safe space, so if you pitch a bad idea, it's not gonna get made fun of anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:32:42 So Danny can talk about it. It just wasn't hashed out What was idea it was? Something silent film esque with Liam Blutman Interesting yeah, and that's all he had It called me out so I had to say something no I didn't I was like anybody else any ideas Danny and there was a five second pause said no and then I followed up with a better idea you did No shaming how does your head? How'd you pitch it?
Starting point is 00:33:09 Confidently no not the first one. I wasn't ready second one. I think it's sticking though Alright TJ spin the wheel. Mm-hmm. Yeah What's wrong Steven No, yeah, I don't know if he wants to do it. So thanks. I think we said that before. He's the worst. Really is the worst.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Oh no. Bauer. Get him Kyle. Bauer. You wanna go first or you want me to go first? I'll go first. Okay. our Get him Kyle I'll go first. Okay, love that. Does he got to put coffee in the mug? Probably we have one ready. Oh, yeah cool Dom should have it KB's gonna have to shoot with one hand I want him to hear me, but that's it's a bad thing for a bad thing
Starting point is 00:34:04 It's getting ahead of this. Someone will have to pitch to him then. What do you mean? For the baseball. Oh, I see what you're saying. He only has one hand. Oh, yeah. Steven, Steven, pitch to him because you
Starting point is 00:34:16 got to pitch to me and KB when we do the baseball. Yeah, yeah. Good call. Good call, Danny. No, you stay there, Mitzi. Why don't you just get thrown over to me? If I'm laying out. Yeah, he's too self-aware. No, get out of there, Mitzi. Why don't you stay throwing it over me? If I'm laying out. Yeah, he's too self-aware.
Starting point is 00:34:26 No, get out of there, Mitzi. Yeah, yeah, get out of there. He's too self-aware. Move the poster. He's too self-aware. Yeah, I said he kind of has like a date mic thing going where he's like, oh wait, this is part of content. He's too self-aware.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Let's go, Kyle. The faster you go, the more likely Big Cat will trip. So, I'm throwing it up for you. Okay. likely Big Cat will drip. I feel like you could sip it a little more, Kyle. To make it easier. We said three fourths in there. You can pour a little out. Yeah, you could go a little down.
Starting point is 00:35:02 It's still blue. What's the drip penalty? 15 seconds, just call a drip. And Steven is the biggest drip. So that works. Okay, we ready? You good? Tell me when to tell them TJ. Yep.
Starting point is 00:35:31 All right. Are we good? Yep. Oh, okay. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. I feel good about going against Kyle. I think I would have had trouble with tightest of tits.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Would you be more disappointed if you got a worse time or if you dripped? I'm not gonna drip, Danny. Just asking. I know what you're doing here. You wanted to make it so that I drip and I'm not gonna drip. He's trying to challenge you.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Come on, Kyle, whenever you're ready. It ain't gonna happen, buddy. It's on you, Kyle. Come on Kyle, whenever you're ready. It ain't gonna happen buddy. It's on you Kyle. All his shots are good, they're just not. Slide it in. This is gonna be some tough light work for me. Clear the front of the board. Unless I drip everywhere.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Clear the front. Should've made you go first. Yeah, that was kinda crazy. I don't know why he picked that. That was crazy. Offered it to him. Let's go, Kyle. Pick that. It would be the most big cat thing ever to get a new record holding an ice cream cone.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Go, Kyle. Wouldn't put it past. This game is normally one-handed. Here we go, Kyle. That's so true. That's so true. People normally hold these drinks in their hands. Literally holding it in their hand?
Starting point is 00:36:46 Literally one hand. Hey, Kyle! Watch for the drips, watch for the drips here. Yeah, you can sip some more. You can drink. Kyle, you can drink. Cause I'm gonna lick. Oh, I'll be licking. What's drip mean?
Starting point is 00:37:04 15 seconds added to his time. Oh, another drip. Oh, Hoopa-fuck. Holy shit. The coffee might be harder. I think so. I didn't hear you counting Kyle for drips. The ice cream is...
Starting point is 00:37:16 You gotta... Let's not count any of Kyle's drips. Yeah. Okay, that's fair. That's not a drip, it's a spill. He's fair. That's not a drip, it's a spill. He's pissed. So how much can I lick the ice? I'm gonna try to keep it.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I think only preventatively. I'm gonna try to keep it above the cone the whole time. I'd even be willing to say he could finish it if he wanted to, like it's gonna take him time to finish the cone. You know what? If I finish it, someone should have one on deck. I like that. Pass it off.
Starting point is 00:37:50 That's exactly what you want. Yeah. This is the worst punishment ever. I'm gonna have to eat multiple cones while I play the game I created? Oh no. Fuck me, guys. This could take a while.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Just finished the coffee and shoot two handed. KB is strong. Look at him go. Oh, he's not gonna like hearing that. The emphasis on is there. KB is strong. Just seeing it. Just drink the coffee. Just drink the coffee.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Just drop the coffee. Or you just. Hey, probably just quit. He always does. There it is. This is the one. His disdain for this is so apparent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:51 His body language is so... He's gonna be so grumpy. Oh no. He's gonna be a nightmare. He has a very specific polite smile that isn't... He can't even hire it. It's like a half laugh where you're like, I know this isn't. He can't even hire. It's like a half laugh where you're like, I know this isn't real.
Starting point is 00:39:08 But evil smirk. Everything below the head is just pissed off. Yeah. Steven's still counting the drinks. Oh! Oh, what? Fuck yeah. No, no, just drop the coffee, you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:39:21 He's doing it out of spite. I don't think he wants to drop the coffee because then he'll start missing with two hands. Yep, this coffee's the perfect. It wasn't the coffee. He's doing it out of spite. I don't think he wants to drop the coffee, because then he'll start missing with two hands. Yep, this coffee's the perfect. It wasn't the coffee. Oh, oh. All right, still a good time. We're not counting any of your drips anyway.
Starting point is 00:39:33 We're not counting any of your drips. No. You count mine. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, Jolie, Cherry, Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon. We're gonna have to do something to bring him back. Crinkle cut. Oh, the way he said crinkle cut. Oh the way. He said crinkle cut. Oh God He said crinkle cut with the biggest scowl it
Starting point is 00:40:18 Waffle Steak fucking sweet potato Sammy Sosa McGuire Think more recent it's not it The long walk At cemetery I think pets it's with us s Lab black lab
Starting point is 00:41:03 Door lab Door Can you redore that real quick red or the lab real raw door There you go fucking still not there golden retriever You got it Kyle. Think a Yankee for there you go Kyle. MLB players. Yankee third baseman. Through the man Kyle. Bulldog.
Starting point is 00:41:34 He's so stubborn he won't do the one. Kyle you got to end on a Stephen King book. Not bad. Didn't like that. You really pissed me off. Oh, not bad. I didn't like that. Really pissed me off. Yeah, thank God your face is gold, because it's probably like beet red underneath. How is It not one of the best-selling Stephen King books? I don't what are some of the others I was trying to think dark towers stand
Starting point is 00:42:12 Yes, I should read I don't know So he's got a beat 552 that's what we're all locked in on mm-hmm Five if it wasn't is the time to be. It wasn't even that much harder. It was just... I just was bad, I guess. It didn't feel harder. This is really just basically an elaborate plan to catch Big Cat Dribbin'.
Starting point is 00:42:37 How tall of a stack is he planning to plop on the cone? I don't think he'll be able to help himself. Right. Let's see. I don't think he'll be able to help himself right Yeah, it's the vanilla as soupy as the chocolate was because I had the vanilla yesterday and it was It was like it was liquid Add to it. I do rush Very stressful shame might make it a little harder. Noel Miller.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Okay, is he already looking at it? Yeah, already looking. Noel Miller's here. Sit right next to the guy in the orange jersey. Yeah. Who wants to attempt to explain to him what's going on? Don't worry about it. How we doing, man?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Hey, how are you? Hi. Nice to meet you, Noel. What's up, Noel? Mark. What's up, man? Tate. Tate.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Nice to meet you. Well, Danny, nice to meet you. Good to see you. Yeah, man? Tate. Tate. Nice to meet you. Well, Danny, nice to meet you. Hey, what's up, buddy? I'm Mark. Yeah, you sit right here. Over here? Yeah. How we doing, man?
Starting point is 00:43:52 I'm good, dude. Are we live? Yeah, we're live. Yeah. But you can cuss or whatever you want. Hell yeah. I can see. Oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah, this is the battle royale of podcasting. I feel. I'll be watching you. Yeah. Yeah, we ready TJ It's pretty hard to explain what's going on here Well, yes to do all these tasks without dripping ready Dan ready. Oh got it. Okay. He claims He's never three two one go watch out for drip Staying low to the ground. Nice form.
Starting point is 00:44:30 You think so? I mean, the low back is working. Yeah, you have to commend, you know, the use of low back after 25. Tough board. Seeing the start of crack. Is Big Cat a crack guy? Oh, he made it.
Starting point is 00:44:42 He's becoming a crack guy. Is that something that happens over time it's longer He's trying to get full-time oh this is this is the cat's dream really. The Kyle just leave. Yeah. This is one of those podcasts. Was it? That's great. I like it. Yeah. There- yeah. There was a drip? Steve, was there a drip? No, it's a lie! It came out of your mouth- that counts? Ew, that counts.
Starting point is 00:45:28 That might be a drip. It adds 15 seconds to his time. We will have to replay this one. God fucking damn it. Ooh! We might have a drip. Did you cook already? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Yeah. Uh, well, by cooking I just watched, uh- Donnie. Yeah, I watched Donnie do his thing. Okay, that's good though, were you supportive. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but by cooking I just watched Donnie yeah, what's Donnie do this thing? Okay, that's good though. Yeah supportive. Yeah. No, no, no, I seared the steak Okay, I went big man. Ask for a steak and I got it. Yeah nice Did you eat the steak? Yeah. Oh, yeah how to turn out beautiful beautiful medium rare more rare This oh he keeps missing. Good time. What was the time to beat? Five New York, Chicago. Yeah. Plus the 15
Starting point is 00:46:15 minutes. Savannah, LA. Uh living NBA teams have never won Pacers. So he's got nets. He's got about four guys Four minutes to get these last three things get a vital organ Say a vital organ magic say one vital organ heart So they got three and a half Miami me 221 good run Dude, you're so low you're so annoying. It's sped you up. That was a false alarm. You have the false alarm trip It was like this. I went like that and it came out of the mouth I was like throw it behind me and then it came out of the mouth
Starting point is 00:47:01 This is turning into Kyle just getting every punishment. Yeah, I'm really saved big cat. Yeah, it's fucking annoying Well Kyle you gotta switch flowers with someone It'll it'll be I gotta switch with somebody on the office wheel Your fit's pretty nice today, too. My best you don't think it's your best. It's one of my best. Oh, well, what's up, man? What's up guys? Thanks for having me. Yes. it's good man. It's a weird one for you to No, no, it's it's good. I just you know, what's the average viewer's? It's like sobriety level That's good question
Starting point is 00:47:39 The boys are probably a lot of people high. Oh, no, there's watermelons that are coming out. Okay The boys are probably a lot of people are high. Oh, no, there's watermelons that are coming out. Okay Yeah, this is an intimidating show man, it shouldn't be it's really dumb, okay Talking to a man licking an ice cream cone. Yeah, we basically do two hours every day This one's a little more interactive, but it's usually just us just sitting around bullshitting. Okay to the max So you't, there's no pressure. Great. Like zero. Walking into it, I felt like Shark Tank. Do you have anything you wanna pitch? Yeah, would you like to pitch something to us?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Okay, I actually would like to pitch something to you. Oh, out of self-interest. Wait, did you just set us up for this? Yeah. This feels like Shark Tank or something. Yeah, this feels like Shark Tank. I'm really into it by the way. What, you gonna ask if I have an idea?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Can I get my PowerPoint? Here's a pitch, all right? Yes, feels like you're gonna ask if I have an idea. Can I get my PowerPoint? Okay. Here's a pitch, all right? You have this big, beautiful workspace. You have everything under the sun. You have golf simulator. You have ping pong table. You got damn near, you got a soft serve machine. How dare I forget?
Starting point is 00:48:43 No pool table. Yeah. Last week, got brought up. I can explain this. Soft-serve machine how dare I forget no pool table. Yeah last week Got brought up. I can explain this okay. I have a very good explanation, okay. I Suck it pool Hmm we can't have that here. Yeah, that's pretty much it But good explanation yeah, do you want one a pool table here? Yeah? Yes, I would ask big cat No, we could get a pool table. I don't know where we'd put it though That's the problem because like a pool table is not something you can move easily right now
Starting point is 00:49:13 It's there come in it's got to be leveled so put in the anus studio. Yeah. Yeah, I'm perfectly fine That pool table would be fun. What about that like second lobby in front of macro dosing? Mmm Good idea. Thank you. Maybe in front of the golf simulator. It would be a cool space. That would be a cool space. If you-
Starting point is 00:49:34 I also want a shuffleboard too. Ah. Yeah. So then that goes hand in hand. They go right by each other. Are you a big pool player? As of recently, yeah. So is that, can I ask you a question?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Is that, I feel like comedians, they they just become comedians then they become pool players How many comics you know play pool all of them really? I mean, I know it's like sass play sass was obsessed with Francis liked it Francis liked it isn't Joe Rogan a pool guy Yeah, Rogan's a big pool guy, but we're sass and Francis were they playing you know like seven foot eight foot nine foot table Do you know they're going to a pool hall and they were drinking? Yeah, yeah, are you getting like competitive about it? Yes, I have cues at home like I'm okay. I'm there You know but are you sharkin guys? No, I think yeah, I'm too small for that. Okay, okay? I'll probably lose my finger doing that
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, yeah, very small for that. Okay, okay. I'll probably lose my finger doing that. But yeah, yeah, yeah, very into pool these days. Is that a comedian thing though? I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that or like drugs and dying. Yeah, well I have a kid so maybe the drugs and dying. I don't do it. Don't pool. Have you done a special about your kid yet?
Starting point is 00:50:40 No. I feel like that's a comedian thing too. Yeah. It's like an auto special Yeah, it's just free free money right there I my my new hour does I do talk about like the birth process, but I don't talk about like oh Talk about a cut in the cord. He's about to have a kid like literally Cord I can't function as a human being right now because it's she happened she's in the hospital She could be honestly. I don't know I should probably check my phone
Starting point is 00:51:11 No, not yet. Okay. Not yet. Okay. Wait. Wait is it today? No next Thursday's the but she's I think she had contractions last night. Okay started so oh It's good. Oh Are you scared? No? I'm not scared I'm just like a shell of a man because my mind is just on That I'm very excited. I'm very prepared for it. Okay. It's just hard to like probably all you're thinking about It's all I think about yeah, are you preparing for like hypotheticals or just? thinking about
Starting point is 00:51:44 general fatherhood general father yeah the like I the only hypotheticals I think of her when they're like 16 years old and they have their heart broken what will I say to them yeah wow I have crying fucking pussy yeah stop crying I think I have some time to figure that one out. What if it's a girl? Oh, shit. Yeah. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:08 You didn't think about that. Fuck. You don't know? You don't know yet? We don't know. Yeah, we don't know. So we're either going to have a pro athlete or one that will marry a pro athlete.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Right. One of those two. That's good. There's only two options. Just bringing her to the combine yeah that guy yeah disgusted Kate in gold face yeah she's mad I'm furious it's hard to tell yeah wait so we talked about the actual like process in the room yeah yeah yeah yeah you know you go south did you look did did I look? Oh, I looked for a moment
Starting point is 00:52:47 How long's a moment? Yeah, show me Yeah, wait, let me see that again, okay So I'm I was holding her leg, okay Yeah, and head was out head was out It's a it's a surreal process. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's awesome Yeah, I guess I the the last nine months I've been thinking about like being the dad and now I'm finally thinking about like what labor is going to be like no
Starting point is 00:53:21 Well, you should be thinking about like I'm now like oh fuck that's gonna Here's what you should be thinking about the first shit that it takes Baby have you thought about that mark? Yeah? Yeah? I've not thought about that okay, so so let me just for the room It's disgusting it the way it comes out. It's like the first shit is it's like black and green. Yeah, it's like tar right? Yeah It looks like tar and my guy God bless my son. He knew I was wearing good jeans Like on time we were changing his diaper
Starting point is 00:53:56 the feels like the second night because that's the other thing is it's like a ticking time bomb and The hospital would be like all right. He's gonna we don't know when so just keep an eye out for the first shit so you're you're like waiting for it waiting for it there's all this tension and every diaper change like you can just hear like like a Hans Zimmer like you feel the pressure So my son we're changing his diaper and at this point his room wasn't set up So we're changing his diaper on the dining room table and I Pulled the diaper off and I just turned to this trash can we have set up and My mother-in-law steps in to help. On time, the kid unloads his entire,
Starting point is 00:54:47 and honestly, he had a human's, like an adult human's amount of shit in his body. And the way it came out, like, I could only describe it as someone like jumping two feet on like a giant ketchup packet. Like it just went, whoosh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:55:03 And it, you know, and it hit her so bad, she was wearing like this scarf and it hit all over the scarf and she goes you get you guys can have this after I clean this yeah yeah so yeah so that's the stuff all right yeah the other thing you could do is just have the nurse do that yeah yeah put him in the nursery or her how well? We did this happen the big shit the big one that's the first big first one. Yeah Yeah, the inaugural first one. It was within the first 48 hours. That's how they say they could be anytime It could be anytime. Yeah, it is the second one like underwhelming like yeah It's like a little bit more and then it does it progressively get more and more gets more brown
Starting point is 00:55:44 Yeah, it is it moves towards yellow Oh, and then I don't like yellow. Yeah, it moves towards yellow am I ruining the vibe No, I was laughing because Kyle is having like asking you serious questions about like a newborn baby in gold face But this I was unfamiliar with this like phenomenon oh yeah yeah yeah yeah they don't tell you about that no then the shits inch towards yellow oh yeah and then eventually you get to where you're like feeding them like solid foods then you open it you're like oh my god that's familiar that could be
Starting point is 00:56:22 construction finding like material that's familiar that could be a construction finding Like material that's unbelievable what you just put in your diaper right there, so yeah, yeah Yeah, we'll do pause for pause Finish the last one first Wasn't there office wheelers? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, which I'll have to switch Close with everybody in the office fine. You're right. You're right. I wanted to be me Colton Colton Colton Not don't know it's not to hear no chance No way. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Kante here. No chance. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. It's mesmerizing. Colton, Colton. Kyle Enright. Is he here?
Starting point is 00:57:10 We're about the same size. Kyle for Kyle. Similar size Kyle's. Just Kyle it up. Probably. See if you want to find Kyle Enright. If not, we'll go again. Hopefully he's wearing something swaggy today.
Starting point is 00:57:18 You have to, uh, you want to find Kyle in right? If not, we'll go again, please wearing something swaggy today Yes, you know all do you have shows in Chicago? I do I did two at Zanis last night. They're a lot of fun I got two tonight. I was I'm very thankful because I didn't have Chicago initially planned so Zanis shout out to them. They made it so that I could pull up, but yeah So Zanies shout out to them. They made it so that I could pull up. But yeah There's a chance I wasn't gonna get to be in Chicago on this tour and that made me very sad So yeah, are there any tickets left or no, they're not they're all blown out. Yeah If y'all want to stand in the back, you're more than welcome. I wouldn't wouldn't advise but
Starting point is 00:58:02 Go get some Where are you based out of? Full time? LA. LA? Okay. Oh! There you go, Titus, another LA dad, another Hollywood guy. Where are you from? I'm from Indianapolis, that's why she's here. As confusing as it gets.
Starting point is 00:58:18 I lived in LA for a cup of coffee and we've made a meal out of it. Yeah, nice, nice. I was just an indie for the indie 500. What's uh? What's what's going on in La these days still sunny everything good? Oh, yeah? Yeah, not much. Yeah, not my early seat on the news. Yeah, you barely hear about it. Oh, no This is the shock collar. Yes, okay, what so this one's called pause for pause mm-hmm TJ If you could pull up that slideshow.
Starting point is 00:58:45 The rules are, this is just for you. Okay. So we have pictures of 10 people's paws in this office, which is just their bare feet. If you get it right, you're good. If you get it wrong, you will find out because you are getting shot-collared. Okay. Also, if you don't go better than 62%, which is Caleb Williams completion percentage, you will get your fingernails painted blue and orange.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Your paws will become blue and orange. Dom, I have it here. God damn it. So we have- The fingernails I do not. Okay. The finger, yeah. That's where you draw the line?
Starting point is 00:59:18 No, I'm... So if you could put on the shot color. Dealing with- Yep, that's good. What do you need? Kids always want their fingernails painted, and I'm like no If I come home with fingernails paint they're gonna get to do it what the fuck you just got to get your people's feet, right? You you make the interview process you look at the feet you know everybody's feet here Is it can I ask is there any say sales or like it is?
Starting point is 00:59:43 No, it's it's it's content like we're not throwing a Nick Addison. No no no no no no no They pull up mine We're just giving these away for free yeah Tootsie picks You want to the Indy 500 yeah? What was that like I? Was bummed I didn't get to like experience the festival part of it. I was mostly on the snake bit. Yes You made the right yeah, yeah, but um We're just it
Starting point is 01:00:16 Shout out to Indycar. They put me like right at the start finish. Oh, yeah Oh, I was sitting on some bleachers beneath all the billionaires. Yeah beneath team pensky As they were observing, you know, I don't know if you guys are familiar with the drama. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm very I'm a massive fan. It's like my okay. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, so no it was sweet. I Yeah, just got to it sucked was had to leave a little bit before the finish, cause had to get home. Yeah. But.
Starting point is 01:00:50 That's gotta be the best part of the race too. It is dude. Yeah, I was like very bombed like the, I just had to watch it on my phone, going back to the hotel. But everything leading up was like insane. It's crazy right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:02 All right. It was a crazy race. Have you done shot color before? I have kind of sucks. It sucks a lot What's that should we tell then I'm ready wait, have you tested it check Lucas always does that you want to make sure it works Yeah Okay Wanted on my side. Back.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Okay. Stop. Interesting. All right. First feet. You got 10 of them. Oh, God, Jesus Christ. Hair or veins in the middle of the foot. That's a Brother that looks like when you char like a oh man. I'm gonna go amongst us. I did hope not it looks cursed I don't love that in the shape. I've never seen a midfoot hair pack I'm gonna go with Stefan. It's gonna be elegant
Starting point is 01:02:03 That's spiders feet One of the eight That was the easy one that's spiders. Oh, that was a taller man. Yeah, that's a tall man's foot Yuck sorry spider all right Hello, getty image. Yeah, right Is this getty image? No the background gave it away gave it away. So I removed background that looks like freshly polished That's that's gorgeous. I'm gonna go with Fuck it's got it's at a Greek toe where the second is longer than the first. That's a very foot guy thing
Starting point is 01:02:47 All right, I'm gonna go with Ryan Dude is everything about you perfect I'm not gonna lie thought there was a woman's yeah, that's a good foot The only foot I've seen like that is Uma Thurman's foot and kill Bill Little toes Yeah, I knew it's a time guy I've always been insecure about the little toes really I think it says little flaws that make it really stunning though alright over to yeah, let's go to bed Those little flaws that make it really stunning though all right over to yeah
Starting point is 01:03:31 We work with monsters Violently despise Doesn't have an ankle leggings straight into foot Yeah straight into foot that What? Yeah, straight into foot. No, midway foot. That's shin to foot. Very dark toe. Oh man, this is tough. Is this from Skyrim?
Starting point is 01:03:53 Yeah, right. Person? Max. Ah! Is this Jacob? No, you can show it TJ. What is that? Zach? Zach! Oh, I can show it tj. Oh, is that? Zach
Starting point is 01:04:06 The lower shin looks like like the cross-section of like a mountain where you see the layers of it It's I got no chance. I got no chance. I run the tape. I run the table. Yeah, run the table. Yeah, run the thing, okay? Star Trek ass what's going this? What's going on? I thought there's a chance you knew this, because that's how outrageous this foot is. Wait a second. That's uncanny. What happened to that second toe?
Starting point is 01:04:35 It's very... Who's you going to... No, don't do it. Don't do it. Is it right behind me? Big head's looking in the tech room. No, he's looking for pant leg. Oh smart TJ What is that? That's Uncle Chaps's foot
Starting point is 01:04:56 So he's out right yes, yeah nails will be painted so what about the rest of us is ours our guests We get it right he gets apt okay. All right. That's group guess group guess How do I paint or we don't I don't know I like that crew no I don't want to see anymore No, I want to see all of them. Okay. Do I just fucking do it. I just do the Can we get a girl in here? Yes? Megan's on standby where can we find a girl? Oh? Oh, oh yeah, Kate I always forget
Starting point is 01:05:29 All right, let's let's go you guys you guys guess if you get it right I'll get zapped so group guess right equals that yeah That's a point is oh hmm That's a Gourney Weaver, yeah, right might be Who would wear that shade of green looks like a big foot? This is a big person. That's a tall person. Yeah Yeah, oh big time t-bob, maybe That's oh, he's a base. I don't know everyone here, but yeah, big toe is It's reflective. Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:03 You know is this person I could see it being t- they biking barefoot are they on supplements like why is that? I don't yeah, you know high polish on the toenail. That is odd. That's unnatural. Yeah, just as a outside. Yeah No, we need that. What is that? Oh, so this aqua pants those look like like It's flappin Middle East. Yeah, you guys you guys add another number to the thousands raised Jesus Christ You're thinking a bigger man, and I don't know I can't smaller man You think a smaller oh? Mm-hmm are you guys got a guess I? Say Bob give us a guess let's go t Bob t Bob final answer sure incorrect those are hanks feet
Starting point is 01:06:42 All right, so we can go to six then. Yep This is hard That's Jacob those are strong it should be noted that they took the picture it looks like this time as opposed to take taking it I Might that night for that reason I might say Tate cannot can I answer before them yeah, they all get sapped Oh, those are max's feet. Those are not max It's fun those are max's feet. I think Jacob. I said Jacob yeah If you guys get it right, then you Jake I get sapped again. You can do it TJ Nicky smile If you guys get it right, then I get zapped again. You can do it, TJ.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Niggi smile. Ew. Ew. Dude. I was expecting the pinky nail to be really long. Ew. Yeah. Toe ring.
Starting point is 01:07:33 All right, go to seven. Oh. Look at that middle nail. What is up with that nail? We got broke ass feet. There is just, ah. Dude, what is wrong with us? Boy, that is. Unless this is a woman's foot. That's a girl. The is? There is just, ah. Dude, what is wrong with us? Boy, unless this is a woman's foot.
Starting point is 01:07:46 That's a girl foot. The men's foot is a girl foot. If that's a girl foot, that girl's got to go. That can't be a woman's foot. It's got to go. It is a boyish foot. That cannot be a woman's foot. You think that's a boyish foot?
Starting point is 01:07:54 Yeah, it's pudgy and soft. I know. You think that could be a girl foot? It could. I think it is. Look at the nail in it. Oh, no. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:08:02 That's a manicure, is it not? No, no, no. That is not a manicure is it not There's one Cut nails, I think the middle toe is pretty feminine. Yes, no hair There's no way not a single little bruised and cut up girls are always hairless French tips. That's a lady That's no I was a woman's foot. This is a woman natural tips. That's a lady. Those aren't French tips. Those aren't French tips. These are natural tips. I'm just like, all these images look like autopsies.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Yeah. I'm more enamored with the type of feet that are in this office. But if you're asking me what I think this is, I do share the idea that this is a feminine foot. I think this is... I think it's Menci. This is going to be brutal. Who? I'm going to say right now this would be brutal if this is a feminine foot. I think this is... I think it's Menci. This is gonna be brutal. I'm gonna say right now, this would be brutal
Starting point is 01:08:48 if this was a woman. Who asked for the foot pictures? Megan, Megan's money. So Megan would ask a girl for a foot picture. If it was a guy asking for pictures, I think they'd feel weird asking. KB, you agree with me, right? We need it on the record right now.
Starting point is 01:09:01 If this ends up being a girl, I'm gonna have to... I have no point of reference for feet. Don't look at feet too often. That could be a good She's from the south. They're running around foot Don't Alright take a guess I think maybe a really attractive girls. I don't hate not mincy it is Blunt He was thank God petrified to do this all right, so I
Starting point is 01:09:27 Need some vindication Woman that was good. That was gonna be discussed I worked with him earlier, and now I feel so much more connected But I know why is he sitting behind the glass when he doesn't have to? Safety yeah for whose All right, thank God that would have been a disaster been bad we got I literally would have to get one. We gotta get one. You'll get God I know that's an HR penalty, but like it would have been like we might have to do something
Starting point is 01:10:01 All right number eight. Oh Boys Zach again what men again? I'd have to do something. All right, number eight. Oh! Aw, boys. You got Zach again? Blutman again? That's gray. Those nails are gray. Is that Hannah?
Starting point is 01:10:12 What does a gray toe, what does a gray nail mean? Is that a deficiency of some sort? Yeah, or you're dropping stuff on them, I don't. That might be Mincy. They're a little long. I'd go Mincy with this one. Gray, a little older. Mincy. Final final. I like that. I like that incorrect is katik oh
Starting point is 01:10:31 Not bad toes for playing one football. Yeah, you think they'd be mangled like LeBron's toes All right number nine Shaq's toes Now that's a woman yeah, that's a pretty lady That's big T. Yeah, that's big Yeah, big T's foot. He's foot big T. Oh come on guys. That's the easy one Tiny stumpy they're the smallest feet those are gross Jerry feel bad The smallest feet those are gross Jerry feel bad Tease piss big tease mad. Yeah, he would never I feel bad. We didn't deserve that. All right. He didn't deserve that
Starting point is 01:11:17 Okay, this was too hard very hard what very time oh, oh this is a Melior that this is a classic man's foot. Who's a classic man here? It's a CMF. Yeah. Yeah. We got all of our CMF. Classic man foot. This is our top CMFs. Oh, is that Chef Donnie? Yes. But he's also got small... They're tiny little feet, but there's nothing to put into scale. Chef Donnieahus. No, it's Danny Conrad Wow, we just called you a CMF. Yeah, you know it somehow damn dude. That's it Dan get him You did you did fine? Yeah, I got my nails painted too. That was quick All right another yeah, I mean we keep selling them all right, thank you to everyone who keeps buying we're at 10 now TJ
Starting point is 01:12:05 All right. Thank you to everyone who keeps buying. We're at 10 now TJ. All right. Oh Every time you stand up. I'm like this. Yeah, I'm like dad emergency. All right, we're gonna do half and half next, okay So you're going against someone we've got five items out there and two huge knives So we're gonna do the game where you cut it weigh it Know you want to do this with me? Yeah, what is the fun game and he won't have to do the punishment No, the punishment is just you have to chug a glass of half and half. Okay. All right. I'll do that for you I like he'll do the punishment but this have you ever seen this? That's like a German cooking show now where you cut something in you have to try to cut it exactly in half and you weigh Each side. Oh, yes. Yeah
Starting point is 01:12:41 Yeah, all right. This would be perfect for you. There's a food scale and a body weight scale out there. Why is there a body? Oh, if like it's too big we can I don't know say we had for a bunch of food scales when we did this for mincy day Like oh really yeah, we had probably in the kids for identical food food scales somewhere got you Can we find them? I mean there's one out there. Yeah find them Danny This is a fun challenge. I'm into it. Yeah. Do you have any pets? Yeah. What do you have? I got a little dog, man. Love that. So I so we're doing this because I have a coffee company, Stella Blue Coffee named after my dog. And we're doing a golden mug where everyone who buys today can win.
Starting point is 01:13:21 I do it like Willy Wonka. 10 people will get a golden mug in the mail with their order and then those 10 people are going to go to a Cubs game with the whole office. Oh nice. But we give back money to Paws Chicago where I adopted Stella. Oh that's wonderful. So you should probably buy if you're a dog lover. Yeah yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:41 What do you think? I haven't bought? No I was doing this because I was talking about him. He never said he loved his dog. Oh, yeah, that's true. He did not I Said I called him wonderful. Yeah, I didn't say I love him. Yeah, probably a hard emotion to feel for an animal I think it's you don't love your cats emotion to feel for an animal almost the instant kidding But it's not the same love you have for a human. No. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:14:08 But it's a diff- but you can't love a hu- you're right. No, I mean I think once a- people who don't have kids will be like, the dog is their kid, and then they have kids and they're like, that's just a dog. Yeah. Not in a bad way, but it's like, there's a difference. There's a pecking order. Yeah, yeah, right Definitely they go down a little bit on the pecking order. Yeah, good job Danny still loved very much But a human life is a more difficult. Oh my god. That's that's the half-and-half So loser loser does that there was half of a half-and-half-half. It's a full half-and-a-half full Stella bloom, okay?
Starting point is 01:14:47 What it dude you can't lose yeah? He's gonna get sick if you lose Okay, I trust yeah, so there's there's five items out there that are identical Okay, whoever does better on an item gets the point best three out of five so if you win the first three you win I love it. I love it. Okay, let's go, Noel. Okay. Wait, we're cutting a body armor bottle? In half, yeah, you can either go top to bottom or side to side, but you want it to be equal weight.
Starting point is 01:15:12 Okay. Your choice. All right, what are we starting with? Let's start with the apple. Apple, I love it. Steven, you wanna come out and judge? My dog, the guy I got from Paws, is owning me. Yeah. And I had to call in the big guns.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Ernesto, is he in classes now? It's one-on-one coming to our house, a British woman. The big guns of a British woman. She came last night? She's been, I have her for five days. You're good to do the first one. Like that lady with the kids who had the nanny show who'd come to your house and fix your parenting.
Starting point is 01:15:43 An old British woman has been coming to my home. Shit. Oh, she's already been coming. Yes. How's it going? She scares the fuck out of me. Is she mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Yeah, but she's mean in a British way, which is like, palatable. Very straightforward. It is, yeah. Has she given you any info that you're like, oh shit, this is actually really helpful? She's shocked by how I get singled out and Dominique, not common.
Starting point is 01:16:09 No, no, no. She's just like, I've seen this before, but I think she's starting to judge me. What are they starting with? Apple first. Nick, someone just DNA. Good idea. We should have had in the pause. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I would have thought had Za in the pause. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Za would have looked at that. Oh, yeah. Who's foot is that?
Starting point is 01:16:30 Less of that. Oh, shit. Wow! Let's go! Big Cat's winning all these fucking challenges. Dude, we need to boot Dom out of the chat because these are... That's tough, Noel.
Starting point is 01:16:45 What? 99? I had a fatter apple. Oh, one nothing. All right, one zero, Dan. How close was it? Mine was 0.1 off, his was 0.6 off. 0.6?
Starting point is 01:17:04 Yeah. What do you want to do next? Your call. Let's do the body armor. Let's do the body armor. Alright we're gonna do the body armor. So you can go top to bottom or side to side, your choice. Side to side is crazy. Side to side is crazy. You're not. You're not. Top to bottom or you're gonna be able to cut the... You're not, you're not top to bottom. Are you going to be able to cut the obligatory mom here saying nobody cut your hand off? Uh huh. I thought top to bottom man. Cap on or cap off cap on cut the cap afterwards. These are Donnie's like best knives.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Yeah. Straight out of the pan. Feel good about mine. So good. This game's about making immediate decisions. Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah. Do you want me to cut it for you?
Starting point is 01:18:05 Yeah, dad. I'm so terrified. I'm going to go through my finger. Dad, please cut it. I'll start it for you. Where do you want it? Where do you want it? Oh, right there, right there.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Yeah. Mine's rigged. Oh. Oh, that was dangerous. That makes me nervous. Oh my God. All right, dad. All right, come on.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. That was dangerous. That makes me nervous. Oh my God. That's probably not good for the knives though, right? No, God no. Dude, you might be drinking that half and half. Yeah. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:18:38 Arya. 029, ooh, I might have fucked this up. I think you're going to get me on this. Look at Colton's big shirt out again. 29, ooh, I might have fucked this up. I think you're gonna get me on this. Look at Colton's big shirt out again. Ha ha ha ha ha. Easy, Colton. It's weighing you down. Easy, Colton.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Was I 0.025? 0.025. 0.024. 0.024. 0.024. 0.025. 0.025 off. Okay. What the fuck? 025 We're on different different I drove oldie home yesterday from the After dark to the fishing thing and his map quest is in kilometers. Oh
Starting point is 01:19:30 He's just like yeah Nick good. This is cool. You did say you don't hate Yeah, it's not bad Okay, Oh a toothpaste Titus where's uh, when's not bad Okay, oh a toothpaste Titus where's uh when's Brandon coming back? Next week right is that it is he not gonna stick around for remember the last time we went to mississippi Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. He might stay for a week. He said one day, but we'll see Driving the u-haul up yeah
Starting point is 01:20:03 With mama. I hope her retirement party's going well Brandon's huge uncle Doug Uncle Doug picture of Uncle Doug Am I remembering this right that uncle Doug smelled amazing. Yes. He did I've never met uncle Doug, but I remember getting DMS that him and I started a podcast together. I think that was is that a thing? Oh, no, I think you got me 161 there's no way 161 there's no way there's no big team point seven I think you got me so I believe yeah by like point this guy stinks J math come on figure it out oh someone's got a beat up well this is this Ah, oh, sorry bro. Someone's gotta beat him. Wow. This is horrible. Here, hand me the hat.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Do the watermelon. Nick, did you see they're cooking your boy Riggs? They're killing him. I know. They're killing him. I know. For why? I might.
Starting point is 01:21:18 The golf community, what do you play, Oakmont? Yeah. And they're just, it's not going well. It's gotten to eyes outside of the Barstool world. Yeah, it's reached outside the Barstool world. What do you do? He played Oakmont, I think, where they're playing the US Open and they put out the video
Starting point is 01:21:33 and people were like, this guy's a four handicapped. I think one guy said, my ass, which is, No. Yeah. I don't like that. I think one guy was like, my ass. I fucking hate that. He's got a family.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Yeah. Me and team Riggs are gonna get together and take these people down getting killed What what's up? Oh? I was trying to get Colton's attention No no no That big T. Who the fuck said that? Okay. Oh no, this isn't good. It's not bad. It's a big glass too.
Starting point is 01:22:20 It's, I think, calorically pretty bad. Yeah. It's gotta be. I'll be Done for the day That's a lot you should mix it with ice cream make a little milkshake This is good, I'm glad big cats getting some money Fucking damn it No, I could tell you are But you're winning everything can't do math and he's yeah. Yeah, I know right slap in the face exactly his culture
Starting point is 01:23:10 Are you I think it was you know if I can say in defensive Noel getting the first the Apple so close I think was an intimidating thing. I nailed the Apple Yeah to be point one off on that on the app because we weren't really close on the other ones But once I set the tone with the Apple yeah, it was game on you had a wide Apple though You I did I don't know where you attack that and its shape was odd it was like flat and then heavier on one side You know Rigged we need someone to beat you. I think it's gotta be Steven Che. Okay. Can you beat him? I love this I love this. All right, we're gonna set up. It's called cold. We're at 11 now cold foam. Keep buying. Thank you everyone Did mincy quit his job
Starting point is 01:23:50 We have a good one for mincy. We're just waiting. Okay, be back down here. Okay. Oh, he's meeting is yes meeting going on Oh, yeah. All right. We're gonna put Stephen Che in this one. So you verse che Oh, Kyle Enright's not here if we want to spin that again Okay, two very large bowls filled with whipped cream. Okay. There is one still blue coffee bean inside each You're only allowed to use your face and your tongue Okay, first person to get the beam okay, put it into the coffee mug next to you wins, okay loser Must shave one body part. Oh There the wheel is arm chest leg armpit, and there's a 1% chance at his head what? That was not our call call I didn't know that was my god 1% I abolished 1% I didn't know that
Starting point is 01:24:31 chae have you ever had a shaved head I did I that was my look in high school okay can I say one thing about the shaved head if I get the shaved head can I do it on tomorrow's yeah cuz I you have a photo shoot. I have to do tomorrow in the morning at 8 a.m there Fine, it's a cop out, but sure You could say no Yeah, you could definitely say no. No, that's fine Che how are you at finding the bean with your tongue?
Starting point is 01:25:01 That's why we have So do I though buddy? Back didn't think about that. I'll sorry we got to get the bean out and put it in a mug So there's two big pots get the bean out There's a Stella blue coffee mug next to you first person to get the bean into the mug wins. I'll go get it set up Are you are you gonna objectify me this time? Wait, I'm playing no You're gonna be looking I'm not object no you're looking you're gonna be looking
Starting point is 01:25:25 I'm not objectifying you I was treating you like a human I wanted to fuck badly command yeah those are Donnie's best pots oh my god yeah those are the conduction ones right I were we're enough people have been perching through this that we're gonna get some yak fans to the rooftop which oh definitely awesome All right, Stephen. Are you ready? Yep, let's do it Hey, Kat, are you like what is my life that this is the second time in a week? You'll be on your hands Yeah, looking green. Yeah I also like
Starting point is 01:26:04 Just thinking about it. So this morning I had to go to, there's like a business conference going on at the Ritz-Carlton. And MB asked me if I could go speak at it for, like it was me and someone from Body Armor talking about our partnership. And it was like a very official thing. So no one was saying the R word?
Starting point is 01:26:22 No one was saying the R word. But then like to go from that to this is Just like cuz they even asked they're like what's the secret sauce to bar so I was like we don't know It's like that's the secret sauce Yeah, one day we're doing one thing one day. We're doing the other All right. Oh Look at that that black sliver looks oh, you gotta just shave a piece of it right your your leg You have to shave the whole leg
Starting point is 01:26:45 Yes, just right here your leg just like a up to yeah, we have we have shaving cream and a razor so just swipe up, okay? I Don't have a lot of body hair, so that's nice for me. I'm also gonna. You seem like you'd be a body hair guy I know do you want to it always kind of hurt me cuz I have so I think it all just went to my eyebrows Nothing on your chest Compared to most it's a good place to be though do you want to know the stakes before after like you want to spin? Oh good before oh For you know we're playing for I say a patient ball do it after I say okay?
Starting point is 01:27:22 I think the person's your game it. It's your game. I didn't know how you wanted to do it. We know before. It's up to you. And this is shave a body. Yeah. There's one swipe on your arm or leg or chest. Landing strip.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Yeah, let's do it before. Are you done for before? Yeah, I mean, if it's head, it's going to be like this is going to be Battle Royale. Like we're doing, we're... If this is head, I want to have mutually agreed combat. There's no way I'm gonna try to knock you out, and then I'm gonna try to win you'd have to I Went like almost 20 years without getting ahead, so I feel like Do you agree to mutually agreed combat if it's head if it said you guys have to brawl almost 20 years, okay great
Starting point is 01:28:05 almost If it's head you guys have to brawl almost 20 years, okay great almost After makes you way more nervous as the wheel is spin yeah, let's go after cuz right now You guys are gonna be playing like it is gonna be head. Yeah, right right It's gonna be head so are we still doing mutual-agree combat if it lands on you gotta assume it could be head We need hey, can you guys each get a coffee mug Are we still doing mutually agreed combat? If it lands on head. You gotta assume it could be head. I'm not gonna find out tomorrow. All right. Oh, we need, hey, can you guys each get a coffee mug? Yeah. There's one right here.
Starting point is 01:28:30 Yeah. That's the Notre Dame thing, right? Play like it's gonna be head today. Yeah. Who's the? This is gonna be so hard. No hands? No hands.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Wait, can we ask a stipulation? What if they don't get the bean in the cup? Can they then pick it up with their hands? Tongue and mouth, or tongue and face? Yep. Okay, so even off the carpet tongue and face Remember this is where the centipede took a huge shit sure is Now you'll find it quick there's many beans or one one bean one bean all right many Tj. Are we good? All right, three two one go many people TJ are we good? alright 3, 2, 1, go! Kyle's about to be going crosshite wait Kyle
Starting point is 01:29:12 no you cannot do that no hands Che it's too deep get some arch get some arch Che look up real quick dude it's too deep to do today look up again up check just gotta go yo it's too deep I'm gonna drown
Starting point is 01:29:38 you're not gonna drown in your time it's your opponent your opponent doesn't care Hey look up one more time for us. Yeah, you gotta find the bean Dan use my hands to turn the ball use the tongue Should we let him should we let him use hands on the on the ball on the bowl hands on the bowl all right? hands on the bowl time Just hold your breath get the seat. Oh my god. Is there a bean in here? Yes? There's a bean in there there were talks of keeping it out of Steve's bowl Just get one bean He's your tongue Steve Use your use your face to fling some out See what I'm saying. Yeah get some more in Steve's. There's a beat. Did we forget to put beans in?
Starting point is 01:30:41 I I think this big cat look up. Did you forget the beans is the beam Dom are there be being stuck to his face? Did you swat in both version out beat on my face? No, no, I don't see it there is a chance The J twirls right good move Dan How big are these beans just one coffee bean from the Stella blue machine So it's like this big size of a coffee bean yeah you guys want to take a half time talk it out yeah yeah stop stop take a break and I get off my
Starting point is 01:31:35 eyes all right all right I have one minute half time that's half one minute half time what's it what what's the score at halftime is reminder zero zero zero take a break take a break take a break I mean should we add in like you could use your foot I? Think I'm gonna get this you're gonna get it and we're a hundred Relax you can wipe your face if you'd like with what your hands are we 100% sure there's a beam in each
Starting point is 01:32:03 Dom put him in I trust Dom put them in what white socks Dave looks like before he's about to shave I'm ready to get back so hold on Dan I want to say something what there was our first idea was to have three of these and two of them have beans in him one doesn't and make you guys choose which one to go so like you might not have a bean but there are one in each I feel like I would've got, I'm gonna get the bean. All right. All right, counting down from three.
Starting point is 01:32:27 Three, two, one, play. Big Cat has enough puddles to where it could be in that, on the carpet. Ew! Were the instructions not clear? You just gotta get the bean get the beach someone's gonna get this bean Jay Dude I thought you just left This is not are you guys feeling it with your tongue?
Starting point is 01:33:04 Can you feel have you felt guys feeling it with your tongue? No, the bowl's so deep. Have you felt it at all with your nose? No, it's close. The bowl is so deep. This is like, what would you do? I think you gotta go tongue to surface. And just start. Yeah, that's probably a strat.
Starting point is 01:33:16 There's definitely not a bean in here. Did we forget to put a bean in? There's no bean. There's a bean, okay. There's 100% no bean. Hold on, can we agree, why don't we have Dom put a couple more beans in each? There's just no bean in here a couple more
Starting point is 01:33:28 Find the beans rub it into the carpet Yeah, no well we don't usually do this, but we have done it twice Yeah, tag someone in no, I don't think I've ever want to tag in their choice How are you guys doing bad? Is it messy? Hey, you got to stop arching like that Their choice. How are you guys doing? Bad. Is it messy? Really bad. Che, you gotta stop arching like that. Yeah, that is. Alright.
Starting point is 01:33:49 That shit is crazy. That shit. Dude, your Adidas panties are showing. You gonna back that thing up or should we push up on it, Che? I got cream in my eye. Is this impossible? Che, what did you just say? You got some in your eye? I said I got cream in my eye. Is this impossible? Jay, what did you just say? You got some in your eye? I said I got cream in my eye.
Starting point is 01:34:09 Yeah. If I told them no bean right now, would they be mad? They'd be mad. I would be mad. No, I'd be happy. I'm not going to tell them. Can they use maybe a non-dominant hand? You want to give them 10 seconds of hand how about
Starting point is 01:34:25 feel it feel for it with your hand but then go back to the face all right everyone gets 10 seconds with a hand ready on dominant non-dominant 10 seconds not pulling it out not pulling just a feel 10 seconds one two three go There's no bean in it. There's no fucking bean you motherfuckers! There's a bean! There's zero percent of bean! There's no bean! Oh, Tate. Say that's diabolical. There's no bean. There's absolutely no bean!
Starting point is 01:34:56 There's no bean! I'm feeling everywhere and there's no fucking bean! There's no bean. There's no bean. There's no bean in it. Is there a bean on your face? No, I don't know. There's a bean on our faces? There's no bean in this.
Starting point is 01:35:09 All right. Oh, there's a bean, I felt the bean. What? Uh-oh. What? This is not a bean. All right, I felt it. I'm gonna take my hand out.
Starting point is 01:35:16 I felt it. There is a bean in mine. Check, check, check. Check, check. This room is gonna stink. It's gonna freak in here. There's a bean. All right, all right.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Tate found the bean for Chay as well immediately yeah mix it up Tate why don't you guys switch why don't you guys switch oh they should switch it switch parts which parts I mean look around yeah go there's a it's one oh big cat. Yep, best of seven. Race to seven? Next round. I'm gonna need a few more than that. Maybe just give him the whole roll.
Starting point is 01:36:17 I kind of missed it, can we run it back? Yeah. Did you find it, Steve? Hey Dom, I want to do mincy next. It's a great one to follow up with. What's the lore behind the gold paint? It was like a challenge that we lost. We had to shoot a basket with a mug. So the golden mug, 10 people from all the people
Starting point is 01:36:47 who are buying the bar of $1 worth of coffee. I thought I was gonna drown. 10 of those people are gonna get a golden mug in the mail like Willy Wonka, and so golden mugs. You picked the deepest pots we have? We lost, we're the ones who missed. That was the plan. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:02 That was good. We missed a bit. Oh, it was great, I mean, the visuals Yeah? No, it's good. We missed a ball. It was great. I mean it was the visuals I'm so good the visuals would have I assume were hilarious look like you were just in chlorine your eyes are bloodshot Don't drive too much, Dan, okay? But you won congrats yeah, another another W-shape What oh?
Starting point is 01:37:24 Yeah, we gotta spin it we We gotta spin it. That huge tarp would have been sick for this. Oh, we didn't tell Steph. Okay, another one, TJ. Another thousand. Thank you everyone for buying. This has been awesome. That was... I legit thought I was gonna drown. That changed your perspective a little bit. I think I saw God for a second there. Steven, we have to spin the hair wheel. Steve. What? Alright, spin it and then what's next? You want me to
Starting point is 01:38:03 read the next one? Yeah, so the next one is called Bobbing for apples. We are using the Stella blue apple crumb cake We have two tubs filled with cold brew ten apples each you verse mincy. Oh lose it There's no way you beat minutes now, but loser gets antiques with apple crumb cake Stella blue coffee grounds Antiquity with coffee grounds could be problematic. This is a, I have no chance in this one. He's a man, he's a monster. He brought in the ringer.
Starting point is 01:38:32 He's a monster. Alright, spin the wheel for TJ, for Stephen. He wears, he's out there. No, no, he said he wanted to get his head shaved. Noel, any questions? Stephen. No, no, any questions. You want us to ask you? What a show for you to come in. No, no What a show for you to come in. Thursday at the stool.
Starting point is 01:38:48 There's so much I want to explain to you. Yeah. No, no. It's just not. I'm just taking it in, man. A way to. These all have meaning behind them. Yeah. That makes sense. No, no. I don't want to disrupt the whole of the show. No, not at all. Okay. Where's he going? Take your time Steve. Just just spin it TJ. Wait what am I smelling? I don't want to smell the whipped cream on your hand. It's ill. I have a belly full of half and half. I'm very proud of myself for not licking the hand.
Starting point is 01:39:21 Yeah, you did. Oh man. I'm not half and half. Chest! Wait that was it? That's easy. You would, man. I'm not half and half. Chest. Thank you. That was it? That's easy. You would have loved that. I got a little tough. Chest.
Starting point is 01:39:30 That's all I got. All right, whatever. Wait, no, isn't this an elimination win? I thought so. It is. Hell no. Is Dom okay to grab Mincy from this meeting? Yes.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Yes. There's no meeting that Ben Mintz could ever be in that's more important than he also stopping for Apple The business meeting is not Not a business me. It's a trip and I read you what he's what I'm gonna Tell you what mince he said Tated and Tates and Kate territory. I was very mad earlier. Yeah, Danny heard me bitching Because I thought I like to like prepare for it So I texted him yesterday and I was just, hey, are you in the office?
Starting point is 01:40:05 We need you for YAC stuff. We'll explain everything. And he said, oh yeah. What's your Omaha plan? That was his answer. Ah. But he texted me at 10.40, what time you need me for YAC? Got a meeting at one, business.
Starting point is 01:40:19 I said, I need you ASAP, and you're the part of the whole thing. Come to the gym right now. Damn, I got a super important second business meeting with huge potential sponsor. Let me see what I can do This is our no. I'll just give you some context. This is the dumbest guy we got okay He's been you wouldn't know by looking at yeah Last time he had a big business meeting was just it was just a random dude online who DM him saying he was the CEO of Expedia.
Starting point is 01:40:46 And he thought he was like, damn, I really did it. I really did it. Yeah, that's our guy. We love him, but yeah. When he says business meeting. Holy shit, he looks so much younger there. He is younger? You said he looks so much younger in those pictures? Dude. He's lost so much weight. He looks incredible. I
Starting point is 01:41:10 Got no chance against him. Also. He's maybe the greatest Bobbing for apple guy we've got yeah in the world he almost dies four to five and he can do mental math Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to try to finesse him. How you gonna do that? I'm gonna try to have to like I think I'm gonna have to try to finesse him. How you gonna do that? I'm gonna try to have to like Be dainty with it because I don't think I can beat him in a brute-force bobbing for Apple contest. Don't you agree? Yeah, he's gonna go he's gonna do his thing. It's gonna go play your game I have to try to like hope I get lucky and can beat him playing dainty mode He does maybe getting it with my teeth on the stem. Yeah, look, this is him.
Starting point is 01:41:48 This is him bobbing for apples in the Mahomes jersey. Yeah, he's the one on the right. He's the one on the right. He usually does take a little while to start getting up. He literally drowns himself doing it. Because every year we make him battle a very slender, tall man who's the opposite of him. Of course. And he has to let them know. Yeah, but again here he goes. Look, there you go. There there it is
Starting point is 01:42:10 That's that's when he gets when he traps it at the bottom It's really it's awesome dog getting a tennis ball. Holy shit. I Genuinely think he might be the best in the world. I agree I'm not saying anything cuz I best in the world. I agree. I'm not saying anything because I'm just enamored. Yeah, and he hasn't even really gotten cooking yet. It's the correct recipe. Look at this. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:42:31 Oh my god. And he comes out with an oat. He didn't have time. That one was just for fun. He takes a while to heat up. Yeah. Didn't he break through the plastic? Yeah, he broke the tub.
Starting point is 01:42:42 And the shards were. Yes, he did. This one's going to be interesting, though. Can you shards were... Yes, he did. This one's gonna be interesting though. Can you go submerged in coffee? Yeah, yeah. I guess you can, but it's not gonna be as pleasant. Challenge him to... Oh, there he is. Hopefully it's iced coffee.
Starting point is 01:42:56 He's doing a little drawing. Is this part of the business meeting? Yeah, this is the business meeting. You had to stop coloring to take a business call all right mincy let's go he had a big pitch not now i'm slammed right now listen they gotta taste better mincy pull no punches pull no punches mincy mincy it's been a while since you bobbed
Starting point is 01:43:21 I'm excited. I'm wondering, should I go? This shirt's tight. But Mincy is also like a brilliant poker ace. Is he? Yeah. He's very good. So he's a very smart man in some ways and a very silly man sometimes. Is this timed or is this?
Starting point is 01:43:31 First to get all 10 out. All 10? There's 10, yeah. We have the antique ready? Yeah. Because if I... You're going to do it while wet, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:39 I'm saying I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. There's 10, yeah. We have the, uh, Antiquing ready? Yeah. Because if I...
Starting point is 01:43:47 You're gonna do it while wet, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, there's a chance I might just be... So the other person gets Antique, so... Okay. Great. Oh boy. Oh, Mincy's ready. Okay, tell us when.
Starting point is 01:43:59 He can't wait to get in there. He's shaking. He's like a racehorse ready three two one go oh you get hurt I don't know yeah he slammed his forehead on the oh I thought it was hot oh no he's contorting my, oh no, Vincey you can't regurgitate. He's only good on one surface. Oh Oh, no, cuz he's opening his eyes probably he's been at all of The doll on grass I think he's swallowing. Oh my god He's trying to open his eyes under the coffee Post season
Starting point is 01:44:41 Oh, there he goes. Holy shit, dude. Postseason fool. Yeah, big cat does that. There. Oh, my god. That's fun. Oh, my god. You're done for.
Starting point is 01:44:46 You're done for. Why is he heaving him? Look how far that happened. That's showboating, dude. Oh, my god. Oh. He's going to break his neck. I think this is how whales kill dolphins.
Starting point is 01:44:56 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is so. Yeah, the same hunting tactic. This is insane, man. Big cat might have one.
Starting point is 01:45:06 Oh, there you go. Oh my god. A sweep. Oh my god. Dude. What do you want, man? What? Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:45:21 Oh shit, dude. He's freestyling. He doesn't come up. It just took him a second to warm up and then... He'd rather die than not get an apple. Oh. Alright, we got this. You want, you want, he want.
Starting point is 01:45:35 No, no, no. No, yeah, finish, finish. Come in, TP. You gotta finish, Minzy. Alright, there's just no chance. Stop opening your eyes. What is in the coffee? It's just no chance. The guy is so cool. Stop opening your eyes. What is in the coffee? It's black coffee. That's how strong the coffee is.
Starting point is 01:45:49 That's a tough one. It's probably in his seat together with his six-pack. Oh yeah, he's gonna be wider. He's gonna be wider. He's gonna go to the next bucket. Not as well. He does not have to. Not a single apple on the tarp.
Starting point is 01:46:04 Damn it, this one's hard to get. Yeah, that's the trickiest one. Oh, no. The trickiest one. The last apple. We're going to go to a different angle. Yeah. Different angle.
Starting point is 01:46:12 Get it, Betsy. Oh, what a angle. Look at his straight leg. Hi. He should have been doing it from that side, though. Get it, Betsy. Bring it home, Mitzi. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:46:26 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! All right, come here and teach me. Throw the, Paul, I'm gonna dunk my, and Mitzi. So huge.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Grab a handful of this. Is he dunking the whole thing? No, he's grabbing a handful. All right, Mitzi, I'm gonna dunk my head so I get wet and then throw it in my face. Do it on this thing. Do it on this. He's too wired.
Starting point is 01:46:53 It's a dangerous amount of caffeine in him. All right, come over here. I'm going to dunk my head and then throw it on you, okay? I'm going to close my eyes. You want to stand up? Visually might not be great. No, you All right. I'm gonna close my eyes. Make sure my eyes are closed. You know, they were gonna stand up. The visually might not be great. No, you're right. Oh, is this Scott?
Starting point is 01:47:10 Yeah, why do we? It all stuck to it, Scott, again. It's all over. Did he get me? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Get the other side.
Starting point is 01:47:20 Get the other angle. Get the other, you gotta get the whole, he missed like a, do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Oh, no, we can't. Do it again. Do it again. Your two-faced right now. Do it again. No, no, we can't. Do it again. No. You're yin-yang.
Starting point is 01:47:28 No. Do it again. Mincy, you gotta get it in. You gotta get the left side. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta get the, you gotta get the left side, Mincy. I get what you're saying now. Ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 01:47:42 Wait, wait, is that this pick up there? Okay. It's on camera. Surrounded by cameras. Unbelievable. Come on. What? Titus is giving me the look like that cross-legged one.
Starting point is 01:47:59 Was it bad? No, I'm saying it did it. I'm saying you missed it. No. You were covered in brown. That's right. Happy'm saying it did it. I'm saying you missed covered in brown right you're happy. Yeah Yes Let's get across the line. I'm saying you haven't even gotten to the line yet
Starting point is 01:48:15 No, you could tell it was I think it was worse than that worse. Yeah worse. He almost said it. I think you Yeah, yep, you're canceled. Wait. Were you asking? Yeah, it looked like coffee. Yeah, worse. Minzy almost said it again. I think you... Yeah, you're canceled. Wait, were you asking if it looked like coffee? Yeah. Glen coffee. Minzy's so good at that. That was incredible. All right, I'd say I'm sufficiently not having fun.
Starting point is 01:48:38 Cool. And we still have a flower. Yeah, this is where it's turned on me, and I'm... See, that's fine. Oh, that's fine. Half-face. I look like... He missed.
Starting point is 01:48:50 Yeah, what's his name? Two-face. Two-face. Oh, good thing. God, he missed. You missed the dunk. What else are you doing for fun in Chicago? Yeah, this is quite the episode that you sat in on.
Starting point is 01:49:03 Yeah. Not always like this. No, it's great. It's great. I don't know, not much, dude. Just a little weed, playing pool. Hell yeah. Pretty boring, dude. Mincy's really good at that.
Starting point is 01:49:15 That was impressive. That was insane, man. Okay, what's next? We got another thousand sold. Everyone keep buying. We got probably about 30 minutes left in the show. Appreciate everyone. We're going to get some yak fans rooftop. Oh, yeah fucking awesome Cup of Joe
Starting point is 01:49:34 Yeah, I'm not having fun anymore cup of Joe. I'll say not having fun. No. I was hard when I was winning everything Yeah, that's probably more fun. Where you live in LA? I don't really say. All right, that's fine. That's fine. That's a good answer. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Good answer. That's actually a really good answer. Smart, smart really. Dude, but yeah. I apologize for asking. No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. I heard it's lovely there that time of year. Yeah, that's a nice, yeah. It's a nice neighborhood. Thank you, yeah, it's okay. It's okay. I heard it's lovely there that time of year. Yeah, that's a nice. Yeah, it's a nice neighborhood
Starting point is 01:50:11 Thank you so much Tj. Do we have any ads today or no? No, okay great So blue coffee. I also can't change the graphics. The way are you after Chicago? I'm going to the very lovely township of Brookfield oh yeah you gotta get the custard yeah oh yeah yeah got so good Austin Oscars there's Oscars there's a cop cops cops gotta get cops custard yeah I'm gonna go crazy when I'm out
Starting point is 01:50:39 there I look forward to the milk is that just Milwaukee yeah yeah okay well it's fake Milwaukee Yeah, yeah, it's not probably yeah, she's a British house Yeah, does everyone have a coffee? Yeah? Oh, what are we doing? Yeah, okay? We're playing cup of Joe So everyone has a coffee and then no else like it no else gonna fire his manager. I'm high when I know Now everyone needs a pack. Oh, okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Thank you. Give one to Dan. Cool. Take one, pass it around. No, actually, big cat, I have to say this is the dream. When they say, oh, head over to do some, they call it press. Yeah, this is not, this is as easy a press as you can.
Starting point is 01:51:21 Yeah, I just cut into a watermelon, some toothpaste. Yeah, right. And then. Instead of someone being like, so what do you have next planned in your career? This is as easy a press as yet. I just I just cut into a watermelon some toothpaste And then instead of someone being like so what do you have next plan in your career? And then the hosts are like don't you humiliate yourself? I will Feel very taken care of that's good point. I love this show. Thank you for that spin zone. Yeah Take your cards. Thanks, dude. Alrighty, so cup. Oh Sorry, how do you think YouTube comedy has changed in the last three years? someone asking that What's your baby shit
Starting point is 01:52:02 Watch these two guys drown in whipped cream baby shit Watch these two guys drowning whipped cream I liked that all right all right so cup of Joe everyone has a cup of Stella blue coffee and a pack of NFL cards We're gonna do the game where you pick a team Everyone's gonna open if your team is selected you have to eat that card you can dip it into your coffee like We we're gonna. We've eaten a lot of We we're gonna. We've eaten a lot of car. Yeah, I have to eat one well Maybe one bite will say one bite well we are gonna keep playing this game until someone pulls a joe oh So we're gonna keep going around if you pull the joe
Starting point is 01:52:35 You don't have to eat any car any joe in the league yep, so any joe that in the nfo we've Joseph About yeah, all right, so we're opening the cards? So like, top looking. So Kate will go first. OK. Everyone will pick the team. Oh, OK. Tate, serious question. Joey or Joseph?
Starting point is 01:52:53 All count. All forms of Joe. What about like, not Josiah? Not Josiah, though. Joe Cam? I'm kind of hoping for a Joe Burrow. Yeah, but I don't know if there's not a lot of J. Joey Bosa, Joe Burrow, Joe Milton, Joe. Flacco. Flacco there's not a lot of Joey Bosa Joe Joe Milton Joe
Starting point is 01:53:07 A lot of Joe there's not a lot of Joe Well Dom bought out Joe's target of every single NFL card they have okay, all right we need Joe all right here We go all right, but we're cake goes everyone needs to pick a team Okay, this is your team for the whole day. Oh ooh Go birds. It's gotta be Eagles, please I'm gonna go Bengals damn it Good cuz then if it's burrow smart I win that's smart. I don't lose actually I win
Starting point is 01:53:39 Okay, took it from me dude. It's big brain. I'll go Ravens Cardinals Panthers Browns um Texans Rams All right, Steve Patriots true Milton. Okay. He's not a patriot Was for when these kids came out true. God damn shit All right, Kate open your pack. Okay, So does this, all of us count for this? Or is it just her? So this is for everyone. If she picks one, you eat it,
Starting point is 01:54:08 and we play this until someone pulls a gel. Okay. Noel, somebody will eat yours. Yeah. Yeah, don't worry. Thank you. We'll take one for the team. We're used to eating cards.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Danny's had. I would love to say this is the first time we've eaten a card, but it's like the 20th. Who picked Brown's? Fuck! Oh. Who is it? It is Bernie Coeser. Had first time we've eaten a card, but it's like the 20th who picked Browns fuck It is Bernie coeser oh we got Now we got name it now we got Joe Thomas Montana yeah
Starting point is 01:54:41 Buffalo Jim Kelly, okay. Oh wait god damn time out what year these cars? Tennessee will levis okay, all right, so there's all right I was gonna say I'm not Joe but Bo Jackson on the old Los Angeles black nothing but legend so far Randy Moss, Minnesota Jaden Hicks, Kansas City, New York Jets Malachi Corley. All right Clear. Oh here you go. Tate. Yep If you remember if you pulled Joe I was never gonna work in a trillion years Good. Just separate. All right. Clear. Oh, here you go, Tate. Yep. I just got to pull Joe. If you remember, if you pulled Joe, That was never going to work in a trillion years.
Starting point is 01:55:09 All right. We have Terrell Davis. OK. Denver Broncos. Quarterback. Ooh. Ooh. Bryce Young of the Seattle Panthers.
Starting point is 01:55:21 Ah, fuck! The only card I couldn't have. It's a beautiful card. Yeah, let it steep so can come out nice quarterback For the Oakland Raiders Rich Gannon hmm quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers Oh Steve young ah So this ends for everybody when we get a Joe yep, and that person doesn't have to eat everyone else has to finish Wow running back Trey Benson
Starting point is 01:55:47 Running back Adrian Peterson and why sorry I gotta say the teams Trey Benson is Arizona Kyle Hey, oh that looked like a shiny one shiny one dude. Oh, that'll get your card Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings and Malik, Washington Miami Dolphins Those are bad ones Kyle those are the ones Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings, and Malik Washington, Miami Dolphins. Those are bad ones, Kyle. Those are the ones that we got. Kyle, you can let it soak in your coffee. Yeah, I'm going smaller pieces. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:14 That's like a tea bag. Smaller pieces, okay. Might just chug the whole thing. Yeah, that does not look appetizing, Kyle. You can't even came here break mine They're very hard to chew. I'm not eating this I'm not that take a bite. They know not going to lick it all right go ahead no all I do have to say this is I like this part of the show. Yeah, yeah on I'm a you know
Starting point is 01:56:42 Anyways um all right Darrell Reeves Reeves. Yep, New York He's a cornerback. So no one said New York Dan Marino quarterback Miami Anyone say dolphins? Nobody's a dolphin Anthony Richardson Atlas okay. Oh Brett Favre
Starting point is 01:57:07 This one's signed. What? Oh, shit. 93 of 100, it's serialized. What? Jaden Hicks, Kansas City. Huh. All right.
Starting point is 01:57:18 OK. Is this worth money? No. Eat it. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, these are not it's not fun cardboard. Oh you can card stock this now They've really up to me hit 13 TJ who said Tennessee no one Jalen Harrell, and then Grayson Murphy, Miami okay Wow Dean all right, okay? We got a record Who you guys got?
Starting point is 01:57:44 Well, oh, oh do I have to go to the anus hurdy-sut? We can take a great guest Darrell Revis we didn't talk her him out no no Dan Marino again dolphins Anthony Richardson Theme wait that's the same same cars red far What kind of scam running top Caleb Williams whoa Rookie like a twin you're a transparent that one probably is worth something Jabari small Titans Joe Barry Kaelin King Green Bay. Yeah, it is
Starting point is 01:58:18 That's it wow a lot of Titans. We need a Joe Heinz Ward Steelers Terry Bradz Ward Steelers Terry Bradshaw also Steelers Tom Brady CJ Stroud, it's a che che eat Brady was it bucks or pounds pagers It's Play quorum there's not a lot. There's not a lot of Joe's gillin lobe
Starting point is 01:58:56 Patrick Paul fuck get us a Joe. I need one. It was a walk-off walk-off Joe Randy Moss first one nice Randy Moss Vikings Aaron Donald Rams Nice rainy moss Vikings Aaron Donald Rams John Elway Broncos Mike Vic Falcons John Riggins It's a good brace young Dejan Edwards. This is one of the worst Ben oh and Mason Smith my brace young I've never liked oh
Starting point is 01:59:24 Donald try my break Ben oh, I've never liked Tray Benson taste terrible My braise young is taste try well you got to put it in some coffee my braise young is cooked perfectly Bernie Kosar Jim Kelly Here you go. We'll levis this is Kate's pack Bo Jackson Bullshit all the Trey Benson sucks. That's a bad Trey Benson. Irving Fryer. Jayden Hicks.
Starting point is 01:59:53 Thank you. That was a cute sneeze. Rendon Rice. Thank you. We're not pulling a joke. We're not pulling a single joke. I said that. They were like, oh, they'll easily get a joke.
Starting point is 02:00:01 Who's they? You! Can I say something possibly offensive at the end of this segment? Yes. Say it now. Look, I didn't grow up with the group of crazy white boys that had a basement.
Starting point is 02:00:14 And I feel like you guys are catching me up on an experience that I never got to. Correct. Yeah. We're going to all jerk off. How is that offensive? Yeah, we're about to walk out. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:00:23 I don't know. No, that was really touching. No, I would say, I mean, when people ask what the show is, it's a combo of just like bullshitting about whatever's going on, and then like seventh grade cafeteria. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:37 What's the best strategy here? I do tiny little pieces. Tiny little pieces, dip it, take bites. Danny, give us a joke, please. You could go reverse. You could just fold the card and stuff it in your ass, and then. Danny, give us a joke, please. You could go reverse. You could just fold the card and stuff it in your ass, and then. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:48 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan Fout, San Diego, Donovan McNabb, Eagles. Eat up, Kate. All right. Holy shit. Chris Carter, Minnesota, Marshall Falk, St. Louis. Oh, sorry, Kate. How have we not had Joe Montana Marcus Allen oh Cole Bishop
Starting point is 02:01:12 Bills Sam Hartman Washington give me that one no Joe's even give us a Joe the Caleb might be worth something what is is that? That's the Caleb though. Oh, it's clear. They make cards clear. I don't care. I want a Joe. Yeah, give a fuck. Just show us the Joe, dude. I thought he was showing us a Joe.
Starting point is 02:01:31 I would be cool if he got a Joe. Whoever got CJ Stroud, I have to munch on. This price, young. This game stinks. It is so good. Huh? This game stinks. Yeah, it stinks.
Starting point is 02:01:41 You just gotta get it into little pieces and then you just take little tiny bites. Get us a Joe, Steve. You'll develop a taste for it Your mics on I'm Jason Kelsey not a Joe Joe Montana Wow All right. Good job. Great job. Great pull Steve. Holy shit with a mouthful of Brady Yeah, you don't have to eat anymore Steve Joe Montana's been a hero on this show twice. Yeah, he caught the peanut M&M. Oh
Starting point is 02:02:12 Okay, what do we do have one last thing left the left? All right, let's rule its power through. All right. Yeah, keep buying Let's get to 15. All right, we're at 14. So let's get one more. Let's get one more K TJ Can you pull up the scrambling? Thank you everyone for buying Do we go? What's that? He has a heart out Yeah, you guys go. Yeah. Yeah, you guys go. I'll do the last two. Yeah. All right. No, no, you're good This is for you verse Kate. Okay, let's do it
Starting point is 02:02:41 Wheel first spin the wheel just quick the wheel Okay, let's do it. Okay. Let's do it. Wait, spin the wheel first. Spin the wheel just quick. Spin the wheel. We've got to spin the wheel. Spin the wheel.
Starting point is 02:02:48 We'll come back down. I'll stand by. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. You'll probably see me walking by in my boxers when I go take a shower. It's normal office. Spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it.
Starting point is 02:03:00 Okay, all right. We're good. All right. All right, last two. Who left? I have a feeling one of them is going to get antique good. All right. All right last two. Who left? I have a feeling one. I'm just gonna get antique today All right Maybe scrambled for coffee So pull up that PowerPoint. So this is Kate verse big cat
Starting point is 02:03:13 You have 30 seconds to unscramble a coffee themed word Oh going back and forth First person to get three right the other person has so scrambled up big cat is sig bat T-bob and whiteboard rick are gonna hold you up by your ankles while you smoke a cigarette out on the court, okay? Love that Is that gonna hurt Kate's back? I? Could just smoke one laying down. Yeah Kate will smoke one laying down. I'll smoke one up. That's lit up. That's fair. Do you guys want to imagine both of them? Just like I know yeah spine out. I can't do that, But I'll do watching how they like take the spine out of a fit
Starting point is 02:03:48 That would be Kate Gutter kidding just holding her spine All right, let's go Come on yelling these out as soon as we know TJ. We're at 14. Let's get to 15 here we go So it's first person and now? These are all coffee themed, you said? Yep, if they don't get it in 30 seconds, we're gonna move on to the next one.
Starting point is 02:04:11 Okay. You're gonna get them quick. All right, so we're going back and forth. Do you guys wanna go at the same time or one person? She goes, I go, she goes, I go? They should do same time, I think. Oh, same time, okay.
Starting point is 02:04:21 All right, so if you don't get it in 30 seconds, we'll go to the second word. Cool, first one to shout it out caffeinated No caffeine no, you get multiple guesses sure I thought we were yelling out till we got it Cafesito I'm so bad caffeinated. There's no Cappuccino calf. What are you doing?
Starting point is 02:04:48 You gotta see there's ends and oh no mean caffeine calf Tell you right now not enough apps for cappuccino shown TJ Caffeination Saying words didn't have the letter Caffeination oh I'm saying words didn't have the letter Didn't it it will know I'm this is the maybe the worst thing I'm at in life. I can never get these Unscrambling my brain is so bad for these
Starting point is 02:05:20 Okay, all right number two. I could just literally just okay extortion Caffeine um a cafe caffeinated caffeinated everyone Detroit Detroit ex what has an ex in it cafex cafex exotic
Starting point is 02:05:34 no cafe rox rox no light roast medium roast dark roast I have no chance cant trecon
Starting point is 02:05:44 cant of troit extra tonic Light roast medium roast dark roast. I have no chance. Can't tree kind candidate Detroit Extratonic Fuck I thought I was gonna be good at this when I was way wrong. No, you're You're as bad as me. You just say word nation X and as it what is it Danny extraction? Oh, that's a coffee word Come on. Yeah, lose coffee words, I guess. Okay. All right. Let's skip number three then go to four okay Fastener though we're going earthiness here. We go go clip art
Starting point is 02:06:15 Clark Drip medium drip. I'm so dumb Order caffeine complete uh Order caffeine or complete Tree or picture Cold brew I could sit here for the next hour now starts with a P. Beans arts with a P starts with a circulation
Starting point is 02:06:53 You know mark Percolate oh Alright five and six should be do five okay. No. I didn't know it. I just like to say chaotic macchiato Five okay, I didn't know it. I just like to say Macchiato That's one one for Dan You're any no cra grainy girney after 15 seconds you should give him the first letter grainy Nurgay this was your knee your knee
Starting point is 02:07:34 journey greeny green green Greeny green grainy grainy egg. I'm just copying her. I'm not giving it in God coffee words Starts with an e ee ger Brandon Walker is running a low on energy Is that a two for you yeah all right to I'm screwed all right Solinity and nailed it. I like that salinity Is this a very obvious coffee word is I mean it's a no Blue I think it fits see in law so
Starting point is 02:08:32 See in law so yes see different types of Stella blue yes Nia lasso hot cold Slant slant What does it start with s that doesn't I thought this was gonna be easy I'll say that no there's no chance my brain is so bad yeah no I'm fucked I'm sorry I haven't gotten any of these either really I have to when I do these have to write them out and like move them Around this one is I can't I can't season oh That's so easy this next one getting these right away, or are we that dumb? Okay, these are hard. They are getting it, but it started to tell if it's one guy getting it and then everybody yeah
Starting point is 02:09:20 Okay, all right guys just one guy Gira un Gira Gong Sarah, I'm gonna let you go for a second then I'll go first letter Arabica be careful Jungle Arabica America Kong Gira T's are they have to be getting this one. Grano. Kade I think you need to think of these in your head.
Starting point is 02:09:49 Grano. I'm so bad at Nicaragua. Give him the first letter. Oh. Organic. Yeah. Three zero. Great job. Give me the first letter. Oh. Oh? Organic. Yeah, 3-0. Great job.
Starting point is 02:10:06 Woo. Get it. Get ready. Deadly game. I'm ripping my spine out. Oh, easy. I mean, damn. Oh, that's easy.
Starting point is 02:10:13 That's easy. That one's easy. What? What? Come on. How is this easy? Premature? Prematural.
Starting point is 02:10:20 Premature. Come on. You got this, piquette. T-e-a-m-u- this Tiram up don't think too much Temperature yeah Do you want to keep going oh This one's hard all right kiss skip it yeah, okay parchment. Oh no this one go to go to Yeah, okay parchment. Oh no this one go to go to the
Starting point is 02:10:51 Ittie-cock. Oh yeah, go to 13 and 14 and then we can be done 13 14 15 or easy 13 14 15 sop so press So expresso ah great job Starista wow I'm hot liquid Darista Wow, I'm hot liquid Bob and white boy Rick come on out Kate knew all of those I'm just afraid that the metal paint on my face is going to ignite. They should just hold you Hold you they should hold you like a baby. Yeah, are you smoke? Yeah, that's fair Yeah, I don't want to make anyone do no no they should hold you should carry hold you like a baby. Yeah, I'll you smoke. Yeah, that's fair Yeah, I don't want to make anyone do no no they should hold you should carry hold you like a baby I don't want a secondhand smoke them. We're making them do it Kate
Starting point is 02:11:32 All right, let's do the last thing cuz I do also have to okay I Have to go in ten minutes Let me just promise that I'll smoke one. Alright. Pick them up while we do that. Alright. Alright. This is uh what is this? What? Who do you want to go against? Danny's a good one. Alright. Let's go Danny. Alright. So, this is called French. Pick them up. Pick her up and let her smoke a cigarette. Uh French Press loser has to do a flat white. Um so, French Press, you're're both gonna be laying on your stomach, looking at the screen, and we're gonna put a picture up
Starting point is 02:12:08 of a French person. First person to get it, or we'll go back and forth. If you get it right, you're good. If not, we are going to add one of our Frenchmen, we have the biggest people in the office to come dogpile on you. Until someone gets three, loser has to get antiqued while laying on their back
Starting point is 02:12:25 with the biggest thing of flower we've ever had from elevation. All right, let's go. All right. Let's do it. Come on. T-Bob, we need you for this. This is French press.
Starting point is 02:12:37 We're gonna, if he gets it wrong. I gotta go in 10 minutes for an interview. Danny, you don't have to do this. No, what do you mean? Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm Yeah, I'm good Lay down all right All right big cat can go first the French people so you get you have to identify who it is
Starting point is 02:12:56 If not, we're adding a person on top of you Macron Yes, that's one first of three Oh, we we yes, that's one first of three. Oh, can I guess if he doesn't get it? Oh, I can't get it. No, no, Danny. There's only one Marie. Oh, no, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:13:16 No, no, no, don't lay on him. What do I have? What's the punishment? Can I guess? Can I get this? I can't get this. You know it. Yes.
Starting point is 02:13:23 No, you can't get it. Joan of Arc Joan of Arc. Joan of Arc. That should be two nothing me. So someone goes on top of Danny. That should be two nothing me. What are you doing to me? That should be two nothing me. That should be two nothing me. Alright, that's a tough one. Number three for Big Cat. Oh, Marie Curie. That's what? Ah, fuck! Oh Marie Curie Big T I have to though right now
Starting point is 02:14:00 All right number four Danny no, this is really painful I would not have guessed that. All right, number four for Danny. No, this is really painful. Dude, I don't fucking know. Oh, Larry. No, wait, I'm gonna guess it. I'm gonna guess it. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:14:12 Fuck, that is... Wait, is he, no, he's Sherman, I think. They're all French. He's Sherman. Wait, wait, let me see a picture again. Danny, I'm gonna try to hold some of it. Guess it, big guy. Guess it. I think that's try to hold some of it. Guess it, big man. Guess it.
Starting point is 02:14:25 I think that's gonna be... Bingo. Oh, no, Nicky. Oh, Monet! I was close! That's a half credit! Oh, no. You're taking preciously some.
Starting point is 02:14:36 Yeah, we need somebody. No, no, that wasn't me getting it wrong. That was a steal. Oh, I see. All right. Ah, this is gonna actually, like... That's Napoleon board that's Napoleon Like you bet
Starting point is 02:14:55 They get easier Oh, get off of him! Danny's up, let's go TJ! My back! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the guy from the fucking with the heart thing. He's got a heart problem. He's got the heart problem. From Gonzaga. No? That is who it is. That is who it is. That should count.
Starting point is 02:15:32 Mikey, can you get on? Say it Danny. Yeah. Danny. No, no, that's not me. That's not me because that was a steal. Mikey, can you get people from the cave? We need more people.
Starting point is 02:15:40 No, Mikey, no. No, hold on, I got it. I got it, hold on. We need somebody. Put it up again! Liam, we need bodies or something. Interns. Wow, that's a lot of dick in ass. A lot of dick in ass.
Starting point is 02:15:52 Alright, I don't know. Ronnie Turia. I should have gotten credit for that. Alright. Nass! Oh, that's Boris Dio. That's Boris Dio. Alright, I'm done! I won 3-0! Oh! All right next oh, that's that's Boris D out that's Boris D. Oh
Starting point is 02:16:15 Thanks boys Some beef Sneaky one of the more painful things. Kadek and T-Bob, stick around for the. See beefs in there? There was a. Oh my god. Oh. Worried about Tate jumping on next.
Starting point is 02:16:33 That made me very nervous. All right, so it ends with a flat white, which type of coffee. And that is just you are getting elevated. You're laying down, and we are pouring the whole tub of flour on you for what that wasn't the punishment How's the game that was the game? That was the fun part? Yeah, I'm Sleep can't change a shirt before Oh god. No, no, we had to change the shirt.
Starting point is 02:17:03 Just grab one of those. Grab a rollback. I can't rollback. We have like infinity shirts back here. How are they going to do this? They're going to hold it up. We thought about doing it from the second level. Oh, that would be a disaster.
Starting point is 02:17:16 Yeah, it'd be dirty. Thank you everyone who perched ReHit15. Thank you everyone who perched. Hopefully we get some Yak fans. Holy fuck. Yak fans at the rooftop. Thank you everyone who personally hit 15. Thank you everyone who purchased Fuck Yak fans at the rooftop Appreciate everyone. That's a lot of flour. Oh my god They're gonna just keep spinning this until they they're just spinning it against okay there we go. Oh my god That's a lot of flour Danny
Starting point is 02:17:42 Did he might hands off these guys may never get this thing open. Oh, here we go. Thank you, everyone, for helping. Tate, thank you. Yeah, great job, Tate. Appreciate it. Great stuff. Our goal was like 10, right?
Starting point is 02:17:57 Yeah, yeah. We got 15. Yeah. I was hoping for like 8 to 10. No one's looking. the lot of flour. How much? Yeah, we just dump it in. Yeah, just full body antique. You gotta lay down though. Yeah. On your back. On your back. Flat white. Dan, it's a flat white. T Bob and as high as you can. Yeah. Kadek are like our mafia enforcers. Other way.
Starting point is 02:18:42 Other way. Lay on your back. Lay on your back. Get a good angle. I would take it for you but I beat you and we have to respect the game. Is everyone good? Yeah. Who wants to count down? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:03 Three, two, one. Yeah, yeah three two one Oh my God. Oh my God. Danny. Oh man. The way he just. Oh my God. Holy shit. The sound that made. That was so good. Oh.
Starting point is 02:19:40 Look at the feet. Look at the feet Leo. His little footprints across the gym. Great job Danny. I Would have taken it for you, but I beat you so fair fair Did the weight of that did you did it You're superimposed on the screen Did it it looks like it goes out of me an actual ghost You're superimposed on the screen Alright thank you to everyone. Thanks everyone. We'll see you tomorrow regular. Yeah tomorrow appreciate you take appreciate you Nick Thanks to Noah Miller go see him now. He walked into quite a show credible quite a, everyone subscribe. Thank you. Everyone bought and we'll see some yak fans at the rooftop. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the Yak! It's the Yak!
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