The Yak - Noel Miller Swings By For A CRAZY Golden Mug Giveaway Day | The Yak 6-12-25
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This one's gonna be a doozy. I posted it if you're tuning in right now
I have so we're running the Stella blue golden mug sweepstakes today yesterday and today
This is probably the best prize we've done outside of a PS5.
It is, we rented an entire rooftop for a Cubs game in August.
The entire office, Barstool Chicago office is gonna go and we're gonna pick 10 winners
to come with us.
All 10 get a plus one.
Food and drink obviously is provided at the rooftop.
It's gonna be a great day.
I think it's a Friday game.
It's gonna be awesome.
Awesome. who they playing
I don't actually know what day is it Stephen? Do you know?
The Savannah bananas
They're playing the bananas. It is a bananas game
But it's gonna be awesome is everyone from this office is gonna be there gonna get to hang out with all of us
Pirates there we go
Pirates okay, so I was, all right, let's figure out
something fun to maybe, you know, boost sales. And I texted Tate and I was like, come up
with some punishments for me. Every $1,000 we sell during the Yak, I will get punished.
Then he got Nick involved and I walked in today and there's just an in like more flour than I've ever seen and
a bunch of other things so
Game on I guess that's the amount of flour out there. I think
Could easily kill you. Yeah
Like what is that? That's so much flour. Yeah, I don't think flour is the worst part of that. Okay. All right
So yeah, so basically
It's basically like revenge on me day So buy something on still blue coffee comm anytime during the yak today Steven has the Steven and TJ both have the sales
So every thousand will do a regular yak, but every thousand will stop and do one of these basically a plinko day
Just for me where I'm getting all the bad. Well.
And I have no idea what you guys planned.
I said I don't wanna know.
The thing is, in our group chat, you had a mole.
Well, yeah, my assistant who went and got all this stuff.
He was very helpful to get the stuff
that could potentially harm and maim.
But there is a way where if you defeat any of us oh
We will have it happen. Oh every time we raise a thousand you are competing against someone here, okay losers getting the punch Oh, you're all that so I could get punished. Yeah
You get pun. I could get punished. You've been a bad boy, okay?
Also, I think that the first punishment already happened because you guys I don't know how mincy is involved
But he's somehow involved and when I walked in the office today
He like did a beeline to talk to me and I was like this has to be my first punishment
That's actually your final pun. Okay, just did it too early. Just hanging with ya. He's supposed to be down here
I don't know. He's he's been a pretty bad boy. He's been lurking around my office
He was doing the thing where he was just pacing in front of it hoping I'd be like hey mincy come on in
Let's chat. I have a mincy story
I would like to share okay the planning of this so so Nick Dom and I were on Google meet last night for like
90 minutes it's a two-hour call yeah like planning this whole thing and mincy's a big part of it
It's supposed to be out there on the court mincy has it Mincy has a poster that he made that every time we get a
thousand, he colors it brown to kind of like fill up and say,
all right, here's the next challenge. I texted him. I
said, Mincy, you're a huge part of the act tomorrow. Are you in
the office? Oh, yeah, I'm there. Let me know what I need. 1045
today, Mincy texted me and said, do you need me the whole time?
I have a really important business meeting. Oh, no, not the business meeting. He's like a part of a lot of these. Yeah and all
In his defense there was like a we do like a content meeting once a week for people to pitch ideas
It's a man completely mandatory at 10 a.m. And he walked past it a few times. So he was
What oh they're the crayons
There's what coffee cup.
What is his...
He was really paranoid about, like, is this good enough?
Something's...
Yeah, no, he came in, it was like picking my kids up from school.
He's like, do you like my drawing?
That's true.
No different.
He texted me this and I said, we want it to be what you think is good.
You don't have to ask anyone.
And he was in the interns room asking yeah
I didn't know how much it had to do with the
Yeah, they took over that one side room upstairs like the race
Minty was in there asking a group of 21 year olds how to draw a mug
But that was a mug that's a mug. I thought it was a finger
I thought it was a finger a thumb
That's a striped thumb that's a zebra's thumb one of the interns was holding it up and they were like draw this and he thought They're talking about thumb you see the zebra that escaped. Yeah, Ed
That guy should have they should have let I had two questions about that. One is why can't we just have zebras?
Their horses well, he's pets you mean yeah, they're horses. Yeah, why not like what's the difference between a zebra and a horse?
They're actually smaller right right they're not they should be less of a threat right and to I
Hope they didn't give that zebra back to the guy who lost him
He had him for 24 hours and lost him immediately. Yeah, that's a bad zebra owner
He had him for 24 hours and lost awesome immediately. Yeah, that's a bad zebra owner
What a sick flyers don't move the needle the no one the helicopter with the zebra dangling
So sick That's Ed. He was on the run for like a long time. I know he had the best week ever
Where'd he go? He just ran around, Tennessee. Oh, he didn't go on the bus. I
Don't know if he went on the bus.
They gotta get him.
He might show up on bus scenes.
That's their new show.
Behind the scenes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
I saw that.
Gotta get Ed on bus scenes.
Gotta get him on.
The bus scene.
Our guy Will's going to be here next week.
That's very exciting.
All right, we just got the tax.
We just hit 1,000. Oh my god, amazing. Hon, all right. We just got our guy. We just hit a thousand
Oh my god
This is a good one keep buying keep buying this is like we did this for dugs and if the people
Respond how I think they will it's gonna. It's gonna get bad for me. It's gonna get bad all right
So so you guys are up ready? Yep, so the first one
So it's all the whole thing is coffee themed today, okay?
Everything's coffee themed the first one is so the whole thing is coffee themed today. Everything's coffee themed.
The first one is we need everyone to take a mug shot.
So we have the Stella Blue mugs in front of you.
Everyone is gonna go to the free throw line out there,
and one by one, take a mug shot.
If you make it, you're safe.
If you miss it, what's the giveaway called, the Stella called the Stella blue? Oh the golden mug? Oh, yeah
Oh, then if you miss your mug shot, you're gonna have a golden mug the rest of the show and we have gold face paint
for you guys to
Now can I ask a question? Yes, can I Stephen Chavis and ask a question? Mm-hmm
If we hit the rim does that count as a basket?
Kate oh and ask a question if we hit the rim does that count as a basket? Kate
Man I gotta be better I gotta be better no has to go in
Oh, Dan has to go in. Okay, that's a good one.
Don't hide, Jayden, listen.
Okay, okay.
All right, so it's Mug's.
You thought if a golf ball ricocheted
off the pole of the flag, it counted as sinking it.
You told me to come up with challenges.
You didn't tell me to come in.
Answer his question.
I thought that for the challenge,
that it should count because we weren't close.
Ah.
I thought it should count.
Don't make him mad, Kyle.
Oh, man.
I didn't know the McJesus one was all me, too.
Yeah, I said this on the stretch.
Tate, yeah, he does... I might have said it yesterday.
He has no room for anything besides Ohio State football
and a little Guardians.
A dash of Guardians in Ohio State football.
I've been struggling.
1% challenges.
Yeah, you think Tate knows who Con McDavid is you know, Connor Stallions
Yeah, exactly Connor McDavid like you think Tate's watching the Stanley Cup finals
No, Tate is fighting the honor of urban Meyer taking a picture with his
Now he's got more they're trying to frame my boy urban
Someone tweeted and said urban is back because he took a picture with a nice-looking lady
It was his fucking daughter Nikki. Yeah, you know I had the deck like urban's a creep again
So that was top of Tate's priority list over the weekend
Had his back. Yeah
He did have his finger up her ass. Yeah
You have his back. He usually has other people that's creepy
Where's this other hand? I will say that's a tough? Where's this other hand? Oh there it is okay?
Whoo, that's Nick. Okay. You don't do that. That's a weird. Yes. Love your daughter. That's a weird daughter
Look I think I think she's tapping
Yeah
Urban might be back
She's tapping out right there. I'm not an urban guy to you're on your own
You're not an urban guy. No none of nobody at Barstool's an urban guy
Okay, so we're going to shoot mugugs. So everyone take a mug shot.
Missers have to get a golden mug.
Face paint, however you want.
Okay.
Should I go first?
Go first.
Yeah, you go.
Set the tone.
Yeah.
On the topic of college football, we had T-Bob on Anus.
It's out today.
And he was talking about lube.
And he's like, my buddy Aaron uses beef tallow his lube dude be
Lube, but then he was like pull up my buddy Aaron. He's talking about Aaron Murray quarterback of
We ready all right, it's a mug shot wait is sex live yeah made it
That was awesome.
That was sick. Wow. Was that hard or easy?
That looked pretty easy.
Go Titus.
I'm going to miss some.
I might air ball it. I think I'm going to try to dribble first.
I need to see somebody else miss.
Everyone else just fucked up and I just have
nothing. We're going to get gold face
if we miss this?
Gold face? We're missing this? We have gold face if this is Gold gold face. We're missing this we have face brother
It's like you've been sucking up our 2d2 we used to have a local legend
What I don't want ice
Didn't break didn't break that should count you should get another shot if it doesn't break
Yeah, you get another shot if it doesn't break. Didn't even break. That should count. You should get another shot if it doesn't break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get another shot if it doesn't break. That's fair.
You want to go rebound these?
Do you want to?
Rebound?
Well, like, I mean, it might miss the blanket or whatever.
But this also could shatter the backboard.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
You're counting on his in?
That might have been it. You're counting on his in? Okay. Oh
Yeah, I guess in it's the first time we ever played that was in some vitamins
All right, who's up? Come on Titus. Oh, so is you you gotta make this?
We did have it written if it doesn't, it doesn't count as a miss.
Yeah, that is, that's absolutely a rule.
Oh man.
So wait, KB, you guys had a local legend?
Yes.
Oh!
Oh no!
Airball the mug!
Airball!
Airball! Oh no. Airball the mug. Airball. Airball.
Oh no.
Put some of this on.
Oh, there he is.
You gotta just spill some still-up with coffee on my shirt.
Oh, okay.
We got a thousand, Mincy.
All right, watch out, Mincy.
All right, Kate. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh no. We got a thousand mincy all right watch out mincy one all right Kate
Didn't break tape fill in a thousand yep also crazy going hand on this
The cleaning lady just walks by No no
Much like yeah battle battles right
Did you see that text even
Yeah, what I? feel like wait wait we sold we sold 5k in the last in the
last five K mincy yeah that's yes I'll be hell five it's get freaking hot. It's gonna be Wow listeners are demons. This is gonna be over
Somebody else misses is embarrassing. Oh
Actually does look good hmm. Oh, we could space them out we could
Keep going. I mean they have a bunch of challenges
So we'll just if we keep going we'll just do all the challenges look like an Emmy. We will not hold anything back
Okay So we'll just if we keep going we'll just do all the challenges look like an Emmy. We will not hold anything back Okay
Dean oh
Shout out the yak
Danny there's no chance Danny shout out. Shout out all the listeners, chat.
Hopefully you guys listen, I would like to see
some of the chat at the Cubs game.
That'd be awesome.
That'd be cool.
Look at this, oh picture, oh no go back to that.
That was great, hold on Danny.
That's a great picture.
Picture and a picture.
Can we get one more TJ?
We got one more picture and picture. Why is he laying like that?
Oh, yeah.
I need a good angle.
There it is.
What time is Mincy's heart out?
It's a great angle.
He's got a big meeting at one.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Good job.
I feel.
What are you shocked by? Did it not capture on the phone? Okay, good job
What are you shocked by did not capture on the phone well, it looks like you can I like looks like it's barely there Oh, yeah
Okay, maybe it's giving tin man what?
Patrick tribet is Nick you remember Patrick tribet no the wheeling gold man
Oh my god. He kept on huffing the top thing gold. That's right. You're right
He's alleged. He has the most mugshots out of any person. He's golden everyone
How'd you know his name? I just looked it up ah with my phone oh
God Danny finger got caught.
Even do you want to go?
And then I'll go.
Oh, man.
Kate, you kind of look cool.
I wiped off the whole tightness.
You see Titus' nose?
I just got the nose, yeah.
Holy shit.
Titus, you look fucking...
You look crazy, dude.
It's almost half my nose.
What?
You done did it.
Let's hear out Stefan what
What's wrong Stefan
My finger got caught under the handle isn't it your yeah, no, I I know what's wrong though
What's wrong Stefan
Oh, he's pissed wait in the court the court redone in like two weeks.
Did you not ask, Stefan?
Yes, your fucking property.
Oh, fuck, we forgot to ask Stefan.
He's going to be way more mad later.
Stefan, come put some gold on your face.
Stefan, you got to shoot one.
You got to shoot one, Stefan.
You fucking idiots.
I like when daddy gets mad at us. He was upset that he wasn't in on the planning process with us.
Oh.
Yeah, but if he had been on it, the planning process, we wouldn't have been able to break mugs on the floor.
Yeah. So, win us us asked for forgiveness yeah right
oh you look good Kyle you look real good
Mitchie need some screen time what is Steve looking at shoot the shot
shot Steve we got five to do, we got a lot to do.
Yeah, Mitzi rewarded himself.
Oh my god, he can't deserve it.
It is hard once you're up there.
It's like.
Airball but didn't break.
Dan, are we going into the second one after this?
Yeah. Because we got to bring our guests down. Dan, are we going into the second one after this? Yeah.
Because we got to bring our guest down.
OK, let's do it.
I just texted him.
There's a guest just for this?
For the next one, for the second one,
we have a special guest.
In.
Oh, that's in.
Jumping for mincey. Jump over, Mincy.
Have we asked what the important business meeting was?
All right, we're at seven now, Mincy.
I know what it is, but...
Seven.
Not very important.
Roger, you're going to be over 2K.
It's going to be over immediately.
You're going to drop your mug, then?
Oh, no.
Make the mug overflow.
Oh.
Oh! I flinched. Get right back. immediately oh no make the mug overflow oh get comfy mincy this is fun I miss
this just makes me miss Stu. Stu would love this game. Oh yeah. Love it. Alright so
wait who made it? I did. So Nick, Big Cat, Titus did? No, I only got one shot, Nick.
I didn't get two.
Well, you shouldn't have broken your mug.
What if I just run the table and win every challenge?
Then we will probably have to do this weekly with guests,
and then it'll be sponsored.
Oh, man.
All right, what's the next one?
What's up? hey oh no I know what this is gonna be shit I have a bone to pick with Dave oh fuck what's your bone what's my bone yeah our Monday content
meetings uh-huh you asked me to move cuz you can't make Mondays I didn't ask you
to move I don't ever the text you said you won't be able to make them I
Don't think you were quick because you do the spread the stretch stretch. Yeah
That was one one one day. We moved them to Thursdays. Yeah today today
It's over That was like a weekly thing. We're all supposed to be doing and take a part in it doesn't matter
Okay, but if you are in the middle of it. Yeah, that was when you should have I have one percolating Like a weekly thing we're all supposed to be doing and taking part in. No it doesn't matter. Okay.
We're in the middle of this.
That was when you should have.
I have one percolating.
Today would have been the day.
It's percolating.
It's percolating.
It's workshopped.
I got it workshopped a little bit.
I'm just saying we moved it for you.
He's crayoned out.
We moved it for you.
What is this?
It's crayoned out.
The man's crayon too much.
Alright, what do you got? He's becoming too out. The man's crayon too much. All right, well, what do you got?
He's becoming too aware.
Oh, yeah.
This is an act of the highest degree.
It's becoming sapient.
What's going on with Minster right now?
See, don't fall for it.
We need to do something.
We need to give him a vaccine or something, make him dumber.
All right, the next one is called Coffee Pitcher.
OK.
So Big Cat, like a speed pitch at a baseball game,
you're going to go throw three pitches off the mound. OK. White Sox is going to be your catch pitcher. Okay. So big cat like a speed pitch at a baseball game, you're
going to go throw three pitches off the mound. Okay. White Sox Dave is going to be your catcher.
Okay. We have the radar gun. Okay. You throw the first two. Okay. Actually, I'm sorry.
This is what we're going to do. You're going to throw three pitches. You have to guess
the speed of each. Okay. If you go three for three, you're safe. Every one you miss, we
are filling up a water balloon with Stella Brew cold blue cold brew and white-sox
Dave gets to throw it off the mound at you, okay, so three that's gonna make a mess. Yeah
Wait we'll go we can go outside for that. We tell stuff and oh we are go outside Dom did set that up
We are go outside for that okay
Do I have to get exactly correct so your first one's gonna be really tough to guess, obviously, but then from your second and third,
you should be able to guess based on how you did
on the first.
Okay.
I'll do the radar.
Dave, you're the catcher, Big Hat, you're the pitcher.
Let's go, Big Hat.
Is Big Hat's Dave a handsome guy?
He looks pretty good.
I got some action.
Can he blow up?
I think so.
He's got a pep in his step of the hair, for sure.
Warm up?
I don't know what's in this paint, but I taste metal in my mouth and I smell it overwhelmingly.
So didn't something happen to the Tin Man where he got like poisoned?
He did. And they had to switch him out.
They were all getting diseases.
I'm sure this is fine.
But if Judy Garland acted well,
she got like a cigarette and a Percocet.
Yeah.
She was...
Cigs and pills.
I would say if you try to throw it as hard as you can,
you'll be about 70.
No way.
I think 60. No way.
Do you know what White Sox Dave's personal best is?
What his fastest ever pitch is, Danny?
Yeah, 93 at the White Sox speed pitch
Yeah
Talked about it for years and years and years after
He might have even got higher against Carrabba's might have hit 94
During their speed bitch speed pitch telephone how fast are those two
34
But he believed that that was 51
My god, you thought that was 51
Delusional cat. I did not think it was 51. Oh really?
Mincy watch out
I don't like the mint entry like date Mike Doing it's gonna be 51
Can you imagine?
He's gonna get dead on oh
Pretty close 47
Damn that was all you had yeah, he's gassed. I'm gonna guess 51 again
48 oh I'm gonna guess 51 again. 48.
Uh oh.
Throw it harder.
I'm trying Nick.
51.
50.
That looks fast as fuck.
That looked so fast.
Fast.
All right, Dom has water balloons filled with Stella Blue.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
On the call last night, Tate was like,
yeah, and Big Cat's gonna have coffee stains all over him.
And Dom was like, do you think he's not
gonna wear a black shirt?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. All right. I should actually put on a gray shirt. Do we have one? That would be better.
Right?
Maybe I'll put on that white shirt.
We need to talk shirts in this office too.
Have you guys seen Colton today?
No.
It's the most shirt I've ever seen.
He's wearing a big shirt.
It is absurd what he's trying to do.
Colton Jones.
I'll say he's doing beach, like, big lady beach mu mu.
It is.
To put on, when I saw him today, I was like, that's a capital T. Bold.
You have to, we have to get optics on Colton Jones.
But he can pull it off. He's like got a cool look about him.
He could pull it off, but it would take a lot of time. It's so long.
It is the biggest shirt I've ever seen seen a guy like not bit trying to wear
Colton, please walk by the X studio if you hear this
It's my 2023
West Point Mississippi State Championship shirt Brandon Walker's with Brandon Walker right now. Yeah
TJ for me to go get these I sent it to the butts what you say sent to zoom to the love
How far away can I stand? Oh, you're supposed to be the same distance that you just oh, he's gonna miss me
That's not a full 60
I
Want a mild shirt
It's a 3x tall mister
The elbows and you can say no to this is I don't want... Can I ask you something? And you can say no to this, because I don't want to make you uncomfortable. But...
Too late.
Could you take off your pants and walk in with your underwear hiked up?
You want me to do that?
It would be pretty funny.
One of my favorite things about Colton is he dressed as Bruce Arians for the Bruce Arians cooking thing
and he just didn't stop being Bruce Arians. It's been a long dressed as Bruce Arians for the Bruce Arians cooking and he just didn't stop being Bruce
And he got eliminated
Like five times in a row people literally just went and put on like something they found in the green screen room and Colton like
Changed his entire look
That looks like a cool outfit yeah, that's totally normal
That's I walked in and I just I had to just it took a while for me to like take it all in yeah
Colton it looks like you're wearing you're like eight foot five boyfriend. Yeah
You're running out to get like an Amazon package on the front porch. Yeah, the comfy girl. Give me something
All right see you guys
He's the fucking man ready if he is yeah, yeah that shirt it's a mature shirt. Oh, yeah, it's a bad posture the shirt
Yeah, the shirt
Never again for me
Never we're gonna wear a big shirt again big shit. Yeah, there was a big shirt era. Oh, yeah
Mm-hmm the big dog brand
I was even out then it came back in like 2015
That's a distance
Yeah, the wall like a fire squad I think what he also has
He has beef with the water balloons. Why? They're refillable.
They're just going to refillable water balloons.
We're talking about refillable.
They want it in your face.
I don't know.
Spin around.
OK.
It's going to hurt in the head too, right?
Don't throw it in my head.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
One. No. Why is it so hard? Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright. Fuck! Here we go, one!
No!
Why is it so hard?
Because I want to hurt you!
No!
It's not hurting me!
What the fuck?
Because I want to hurt you.
No!
Oh, dang it!
They're popping!
No, the first two didn't.
They didn't break?
Did he not throw it hard enough?
Don't throw it hard enough.
Just try to hit my chest.
Oh! Okay. Did any break on him? That was good. I'm not like don't want her just trying to my chest. Oh
Okay, did any break on him that was good. He's clear. Oh, we got his ear. I was here none of all
Alright, I gotta go see the throw hard enough to break
What he didn't throw hard enough to break now, That's He got wait. It's covered in coffee covered. I don't think he's even aware. He is
That was there on the water yeah
What
What I don't know just didn't break. I don't know they broke on his back
Or did we not be able to see it? I don't know we'll find out here a
second oh yeah he's wet yeah cuz he was up though I want to oh yeah you're
covered in yeah oh yeah oh yeah all right I think we're on to the next one
yeah yeah cuz we sold more just move move on. Yeah. All right. So the next one is
called No Drip. So we're going to do this is yours, Danny.
Yeah, this is this is God damn it. He looked at me with
his fucking gold face. So we're gonna do a yak wheel
This is gonna see who you're going against they're gonna do a gauntlet with a Stella blue in hand
You're gonna do a gauntlet with an ice cream in hand, okay
Any Steven Che is the referee any drips is a 15 second penalty better time wins
Losing time must change their drip with someone in the office.
We're gonna do an office wheel to figure out.
You have to do a clothing change.
All right, so say it one more time.
Okay, so you're doing it with ice cream in hand.
Okay.
Whoever on the wheel is your opponent,
they're doing it with a Stella Blue in hand.
Okay.
Whoever wins is safe.
Loser, office wheel, change your drip with them,
clothing change the rest of the time.
Got it. And it's a race to see who can finish for finish the gauntlet first yep
the gauntlet you whoever has a faster time okay with the with the no jay's
following you any drips on either 15 seconds added i'm already dripped but yes okay cool i
love this please be cate any chance you'll drip the ice cream zero can i eat it
Please be Kate any chance you'll drip the ice cream zero. Can I eat it? Mm-hmm? Yeah
I could do maintenance you can maintain where I do maintenance where's Zach and Jacob?
They're around Kate's chocolate cone today
Next week is the most important week of their life because we have the entire like offices here for the dozen Yeah, this machine doesn't run perfectly all week. We got problems
Take can they alternate hands at all or no probably no, right? We did another one TJ. You can make it go to eight
Have they been deep cleaning it, oh, yeah, how's that going?
Don't know Have they been deep cleaning it? Oh, yeah. How's that going?
Don't know.
Yeah, that's about it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
I'm going with ignorance is bliss on that one.
Yeah.
I'm just assuming they're nailing it every time.
Yeah, we're just hoping it goes well.
Maybe go to two times a week.
I don't know.
We're just we're just we're praying.
That's all right. It's just soupy just we're praying. That's all right.
It's just soupy.
It's not what's going to happen.
Well, so be a little sloppy and a little sloppy.
Oh, who?
If I landed him up way too close.
He's a good goalie.
Is he? Yeah.
Wait, so Nick, how have these meetings been going?
I know they're not for content.
Yeah, they're not for content, but really, really well.
So Nick,
Nick created a, uh, a no bad ideas meeting every week where people can just come
and pitch ideas, not videoed. Uh, and then hopefully some good ideas.
Yeah, there are some people that I wasn't expecting, like talking up and pitching
some really cool ideas. And then there's producers in there,
so it's hooking them up with a producer
and stuff will get loved.
Who has the worst idea so far?
I might have a bad one today.
Oh no.
What did you say?
It's Danny.
Danny.
The whole idea.
So it is a safe space, so if you pitch a bad idea,
it's not gonna get made fun of anywhere else.
So Danny can talk about it.
It just wasn't hashed out
What was idea it was?
Something silent film esque with Liam Blutman
Interesting yeah, and that's all he had
It called me out so I had to say something no I didn't I was like anybody else any ideas
Danny and there was a five second pause said no and then I followed up with a better idea you did
No shaming how does your head? How'd you pitch it?
Confidently no not the first one. I wasn't ready second one. I think it's sticking though
Alright TJ spin the wheel. Mm-hmm. Yeah
What's wrong Steven
No, yeah, I don't know if he wants to do it.
So thanks.
I think we said that before.
He's the worst.
Really is the worst.
Oh no.
Bauer.
Get him Kyle.
Bauer.
You wanna go first or you want me to go first? I'll go first. Okay. our Get him Kyle
I'll go first. Okay, love that. Does he got to put coffee in the mug? Probably we have one ready. Oh, yeah cool Dom should have it
KB's gonna have to shoot with one hand
I want him to hear me, but that's it's a bad thing for a bad thing
It's getting ahead of this.
Someone will have to pitch to him then.
What do you mean?
For the baseball.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
He only has one hand.
Oh, yeah.
Steven, Steven, pitch to him because you
got to pitch to me and KB when we do the baseball.
Yeah, yeah.
Good call.
Good call, Danny.
No, you stay there, Mitzi.
Why don't you just get thrown over to me? If I'm laying out. Yeah, he's too self-aware. No, get out of there, Mitzi. Why don't you stay throwing it over me?
If I'm laying out.
Yeah, he's too self-aware.
No, get out of there, Mitzi.
Yeah, yeah, get out of there.
He's too self-aware.
Move the poster.
He's too self-aware.
Yeah, I said he kind of has like a date mic thing going
where he's like, oh wait, this is part of content.
He's too self-aware.
Let's go, Kyle.
The faster you go, the more likely Big Cat will trip.
So, I'm throwing it up for you. Okay. likely Big Cat will drip.
I feel like you could sip it a little more, Kyle.
To make it easier.
We said three fourths in there.
You can pour a little out.
Yeah, you could go a little down.
It's still blue.
What's the drip penalty?
15 seconds, just call a drip.
And Steven is the biggest drip.
So that works.
Okay, we ready?
You good?
Tell me when to tell them TJ. Yep.
All right.
Are we good?
Yep.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
I feel good about going against Kyle.
I think I would have had trouble with tightest of tits.
Would you be more disappointed if you got a worse time
or if you dripped?
I'm not gonna drip, Danny.
Just asking.
I know what you're doing here.
You wanted to make it so that I drip
and I'm not gonna drip.
He's trying to challenge you.
Come on, Kyle, whenever you're ready.
It ain't gonna happen, buddy.
It's on you, Kyle. Come on Kyle, whenever you're ready. It ain't gonna happen buddy. It's on you Kyle.
All his shots are good, they're just not.
Slide it in.
This is gonna be some tough light work for me.
Clear the front of the board.
Unless I drip everywhere.
Clear the front.
Should've made you go first.
Yeah, that was kinda crazy. I don't know why he picked that.
That was crazy.
Offered it to him.
Let's go, Kyle.
Pick that.
It would be the most big cat thing ever to get a new record holding an ice cream cone.
Go, Kyle.
Wouldn't put it past.
This game is normally one-handed.
Here we go, Kyle.
That's so true.
That's so true.
People normally hold these drinks in their hands.
Literally holding it in their hand?
Literally one hand.
Hey, Kyle!
Watch for the drips, watch for the drips here.
Yeah, you can sip some more. You can drink.
Kyle, you can drink.
Cause I'm gonna lick.
Oh, I'll be licking.
What's drip mean?
15 seconds added to his time.
Oh, another drip.
Oh, Hoopa-fuck.
Holy shit.
The coffee might be harder.
I think so.
I didn't hear you counting Kyle for drips.
The ice cream is...
You gotta...
Let's not count any of Kyle's drips.
Yeah.
Okay, that's fair.
That's not a drip, it's a spill.
He's fair. That's not a drip, it's a spill. He's pissed.
So how much can I lick the ice?
I'm gonna try to keep it.
I think only preventatively.
I'm gonna try to keep it above the cone the whole time.
I'd even be willing to say he could finish it
if he wanted to, like it's gonna take him time to finish the cone.
You know what?
If I finish it, someone should have one on deck.
I like that.
Pass it off.
That's exactly what you want.
Yeah.
This is the worst punishment ever.
I'm gonna have to eat multiple cones
while I play the game I created?
Oh no.
Fuck me, guys.
This could take a while.
Just finished the coffee and shoot two handed.
KB is strong.
Look at him go.
Oh, he's not gonna like hearing that.
The emphasis on is there.
KB is strong.
Just seeing it.
Just drink the coffee. Just drink the coffee.
Just drop the coffee.
Or you just.
Hey, probably just quit.
He always does.
There it is.
This is the one.
His disdain for this is so apparent.
Yeah.
His body language is so...
He's gonna be so grumpy.
Oh no.
He's gonna be a nightmare.
He has a very specific polite smile that isn't...
He can't even hire it. It's like a half laugh where you're like, I know this isn't. He can't even hire.
It's like a half laugh where you're like,
I know this isn't real.
But evil smirk.
Everything below the head is just pissed off.
Yeah.
Steven's still counting the drinks.
Oh!
Oh, what?
Fuck yeah.
No, no, just drop the coffee, you don't have to.
He's doing it out of spite.
I don't think he wants to drop the coffee
because then he'll start missing with two hands. Yep, this coffee's the perfect. It wasn't the coffee. He's doing it out of spite. I don't think he wants to drop the coffee, because then he'll start missing with two hands.
Yep, this coffee's the perfect.
It wasn't the coffee.
Oh, oh.
All right, still a good time.
We're not counting any of your drips anyway.
We're not counting any of your drips.
No.
You count mine.
Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt, Jolie, Cherry, Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon. We're gonna have to do something to bring him back.
Crinkle cut.
Oh, the way he said crinkle cut. Oh the way. He said crinkle cut. Oh God
He said crinkle cut with the biggest scowl it
Waffle
Steak fucking sweet potato
Sammy Sosa
McGuire
Think more recent it's not it
The long walk
At cemetery I think pets it's with us s
Lab black lab
Door lab Door
Can you redore that real quick red or the lab real raw door
There you go fucking still not there golden retriever
You got it Kyle. Think a Yankee for there you go Kyle.
MLB players.
Yankee third baseman.
Through the man Kyle.
Bulldog.
He's so stubborn he won't do the one.
Kyle you got to end on a Stephen King book.
Not bad.
Didn't like that.
You really pissed me off. Oh, not bad. I didn't like that.
Really pissed me off. Yeah, thank God your face is gold, because it's probably like beet red underneath.
How is It not one of the best-selling Stephen King books? I don't what are some of the others I was trying to think dark towers
stand
Yes, I should read I don't know
So he's got a beat 552 that's what we're all locked in on mm-hmm
Five if it wasn't is the time to be.
It wasn't even that much harder.
It was just...
I just was bad, I guess.
It didn't feel harder.
This is really just basically an elaborate plan to catch Big Cat Dribbin'.
How tall of a stack is he planning to plop on the cone?
I don't think he'll be able to help himself.
Right. Let's see. I don't think he'll be able to help himself right
Yeah, it's the vanilla as soupy as the chocolate was because I had the vanilla yesterday and it was
It was like it was liquid
Add to it. I do rush
Very stressful shame might make it a little harder.
Noel Miller.
Okay, is he already looking at it?
Yeah, already looking.
Noel Miller's here.
Sit right next to the guy in the orange jersey.
Yeah.
Who wants to attempt to explain to him what's going on?
Don't worry about it.
How we doing, man?
Hey, how are you?
Hi.
Nice to meet you, Noel.
What's up, Noel?
Mark.
What's up, man?
Tate.
Tate.
Nice to meet you. Well, Danny, nice to meet you. Good to see you. Yeah, man? Tate. Tate. Nice to meet you.
Well, Danny, nice to meet you.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
I'm Mark.
Yeah, you sit right here.
Over here?
Yeah.
How we doing, man?
I'm good, dude.
Are we live?
Yeah, we're live.
Yeah.
But you can cuss or whatever you want.
Hell yeah.
I can see.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, this is the battle royale of podcasting.
I feel.
I'll be watching you. Yeah. Yeah, we ready TJ
It's pretty hard to explain what's going on here
Well, yes to do all these tasks without dripping ready Dan ready. Oh got it. Okay. He claims
He's never three two one go watch out for drip
Staying low to the ground.
Nice form.
You think so?
I mean, the low back is working.
Yeah, you have to commend, you know,
the use of low back after 25.
Tough board.
Seeing the start of crack.
Is Big Cat a crack guy?
Oh, he made it.
He's becoming a crack guy.
Is that something that happens over time it's longer
He's trying to get full-time oh this is this is the cat's dream really.
The Kyle just leave. Yeah.
This is one of those podcasts.
Was it? That's great. I like it. Yeah. There- yeah. There was a drip? Steve, was there a drip? No, it's a lie!
It came out of your mouth- that counts?
Ew, that counts.
That might be a drip.
It adds 15 seconds to his time.
We will have to replay this one.
God fucking damn it.
Ooh!
We might have a drip.
Did you cook already?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, well, by cooking I just watched, uh-
Donnie. Yeah, I watched Donnie do his thing. Okay, that's good though, were you supportive. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but by cooking I just watched Donnie yeah, what's Donnie do this thing? Okay, that's good though. Yeah supportive. Yeah. No, no, no, I seared the steak
Okay, I went big man. Ask for a steak and I got it. Yeah nice
Did you eat the steak? Yeah. Oh, yeah how to turn out beautiful beautiful medium rare
more rare
This oh he keeps missing. Good time. What was the
time to beat? Five New York, Chicago. Yeah. Plus the 15
minutes. Savannah, LA. Uh living NBA teams have never won
Pacers. So he's got nets. He's got about four guys
Four minutes to get these last three things get a vital organ
Say a vital organ magic say one vital organ heart
So they got three and a half Miami me
221 good run
Dude, you're so low you're so annoying. It's sped you up. That was a false alarm. You have the false alarm trip
It was like this. I went like that and it came out of the mouth I was like throw it behind me and then it came out of the mouth
This is turning into Kyle just getting every punishment. Yeah, I'm really saved big cat. Yeah, it's fucking annoying
Well Kyle you gotta switch flowers with someone
It'll it'll be I gotta switch with somebody on the office wheel
Your fit's pretty nice today, too. My best you don't think it's your best. It's one of my best. Oh, well, what's up, man?
What's up guys? Thanks for having me. Yes. it's good man. It's a weird one for you to
No, no, it's it's good. I just you know, what's the average viewer's?
It's like sobriety level
That's good question
The boys are probably a lot of people high. Oh, no, there's watermelons that are coming out. Okay
The boys are probably a lot of people are high. Oh, no, there's watermelons that are coming out. Okay
Yeah, this is an intimidating show man, it shouldn't be it's really dumb, okay
Talking to a man licking an ice cream cone. Yeah, we basically do two hours every day
This one's a little more interactive, but it's usually just us just sitting around bullshitting. Okay to the max So you't, there's no pressure. Great. Like zero.
Walking into it, I felt like Shark Tank.
Do you have anything you wanna pitch?
Yeah, would you like to pitch something to us?
Okay, I actually would like to pitch something to you.
Oh, out of self-interest.
Wait, did you just set us up for this?
Yeah.
This feels like Shark Tank or something.
Yeah, this feels like Shark Tank.
I'm really into it by the way.
What, you gonna ask if I have an idea?
Can I get my PowerPoint?
Here's a pitch, all right? Yes, feels like you're gonna ask if I have an idea. Can I get my PowerPoint? Okay.
Here's a pitch, all right? You have this big, beautiful workspace.
You have everything under the sun.
You have golf simulator.
You have ping pong table.
You got damn near, you got a soft serve machine.
How dare I forget?
No pool table.
Yeah. Last week, got brought up. I can explain this. Soft-serve machine how dare I forget no pool table. Yeah last week
Got brought up. I can explain this okay. I have a very good explanation, okay. I
Suck it pool
Hmm we can't have that here. Yeah, that's pretty much it
But good explanation yeah, do you want one a pool table here? Yeah? Yes, I would ask big cat
No, we could get a pool table. I don't know where we'd put it though
That's the problem because like a pool table is not something you can move easily right now
It's there come in it's got to be leveled so put in the anus studio. Yeah. Yeah, I'm perfectly fine
That pool table would be fun. What about that like second lobby in front of macro dosing?
Mmm Good idea.
Thank you.
Maybe in front of the golf simulator.
It would be a cool space.
That would be a cool space.
If you-
I also want a shuffleboard too.
Ah.
Yeah.
So then that goes hand in hand.
They go right by each other.
Are you a big pool player?
As of recently, yeah.
So is that, can I ask you a question?
Is that, I feel like comedians, they they just become comedians then they become pool players
How many comics you know play pool all of them really?
I mean, I know it's like sass play sass was obsessed with Francis liked it Francis liked it isn't Joe Rogan a pool guy
Yeah, Rogan's a big pool guy, but we're sass and Francis were they playing you know like seven foot eight foot nine foot table
Do you know they're going to a pool hall and they were drinking?
Yeah, yeah, are you getting like competitive about it? Yes, I have cues at home like I'm okay. I'm there
You know but are you sharkin guys? No, I think yeah, I'm too small for that. Okay, okay?
I'll probably lose my finger doing that
Yeah, yeah, very small for that. Okay, okay. I'll probably lose my finger doing that. But yeah, yeah, yeah, very into pool these days. Is that a comedian thing though?
I guess so.
Yeah.
Yeah, that or like drugs and dying.
Yeah, well I have a kid so maybe the drugs and dying.
I don't do it.
Don't pool.
Have you done a special about your kid yet?
No.
I feel like that's a comedian thing too.
Yeah.
It's like an auto special
Yeah, it's just free free money right there I my my new hour does I do talk about like the birth process, but I don't talk about like oh
Talk about a cut in the cord. He's about to have a kid like literally
Cord I can't function as a human being right now because it's she happened she's in the hospital
She could be honestly. I don't know I should probably check my phone
No, not yet. Okay. Not yet. Okay. Wait. Wait is it today?
No next Thursday's the but she's I think she had contractions last night. Okay started so oh
It's good. Oh
Are you scared? No? I'm not scared
I'm just like a shell of a man because my mind is just on
That I'm very excited. I'm very prepared for it. Okay. It's just hard to like probably all you're thinking about
It's all I think about yeah, are you preparing for like hypotheticals or just?
thinking about
general fatherhood general
father yeah the like I the only hypotheticals I think of her when
they're like 16 years old and they have their heart broken what will I say to
them yeah wow I have crying fucking pussy yeah stop crying I think I have
some time to figure that one out. What if it's a girl?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Fuck.
You didn't think about that.
Fuck.
You don't know?
You don't know yet?
We don't know.
Yeah, we don't know.
So we're either going to have a pro athlete
or one that will marry a pro athlete.
Right.
One of those two.
That's good.
There's only two options.
Just bringing her to the combine yeah that guy yeah
disgusted Kate in gold face yeah she's mad I'm furious it's hard to tell yeah
wait so we talked about the actual like process in the room yeah yeah yeah yeah
you know you go south did you look did did I look? Oh, I looked for a moment
How long's a moment?
Yeah, show me
Yeah, wait, let me see that again, okay
So I'm I was holding her leg, okay
Yeah, and head was out head was out
It's a it's a surreal process. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's awesome
Yeah, I guess I the the last nine months
I've been thinking about like being the dad and now I'm finally thinking about like what labor is going to be like no
Well, you should be thinking about like I'm now like oh fuck that's gonna
Here's what you should be thinking about the first shit that it takes
Baby have you thought about that mark? Yeah? Yeah? I've not thought about that okay, so so let me just for the room
It's disgusting it the way it comes out. It's like the first shit is it's like black and green. Yeah, it's like tar right? Yeah
It looks like tar and
my guy
God bless my son. He knew I was wearing good jeans
Like on time we were changing his diaper
the feels like the second night because that's the other thing is it's like a ticking time bomb and
The hospital would be like all right. He's gonna we don't know when so just keep an eye out for the first shit so you're you're
like waiting for it waiting for it there's all this tension and every diaper change like
you can just hear like like a Hans Zimmer like you feel the pressure So my son we're changing his diaper and at this point his room wasn't set up
So we're changing his diaper on the dining room table
and
I Pulled the diaper off and I just turned to this trash can we have set up and
My mother-in-law steps in to help. On time, the kid unloads his entire,
and honestly, he had a human's,
like an adult human's amount of shit in his body.
And the way it came out, like,
I could only describe it as someone like jumping two feet
on like a giant ketchup packet.
Like it just went,
whoosh!
Oh!
And it, you know,
and it hit her so bad, she was wearing like this scarf and it hit all over the scarf and she goes you get
you guys can have this after I clean this yeah yeah so yeah so that's the
stuff all right yeah the other thing you could do is just have the nurse do that
yeah yeah put him in the nursery or her how well? We did this happen the big shit the big one that's the first big first one. Yeah
Yeah, the inaugural first one. It was within the first 48 hours. That's how they say they could be anytime
It could be anytime. Yeah, it is the second one like underwhelming like yeah
It's like a little bit more and then it does it progressively get more and more gets more brown
Yeah, it is it moves towards yellow
Oh, and then I don't like yellow. Yeah, it moves towards yellow am I ruining the vibe
No, I was laughing because Kyle is having like asking you serious questions about like a
newborn baby in gold face
But this I was unfamiliar with this like phenomenon oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah they don't tell you about that no then the shits inch towards yellow oh
yeah and then eventually you get to where you're like feeding them like
solid foods then you open it you're like oh my god that's familiar that could be
construction finding like material that's familiar that could be a construction finding
Like material that's unbelievable what you just put in your diaper right there, so yeah, yeah
Yeah, we'll do pause for pause
Finish the last one first
Wasn't there office wheelers? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, which I'll have to switch
Close with everybody in the office fine. You're right. You're right. I wanted to be me Colton Colton Colton
Not don't know it's not to hear no chance
No way. Let's go.
Kante here.
No chance.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it again.
It's mesmerizing.
Colton, Colton.
Kyle Enright.
Is he here?
We're about the same size.
Kyle for Kyle.
Similar size Kyle's.
Just Kyle it up.
Probably.
See if you want to find Kyle Enright.
If not, we'll go again.
Hopefully he's wearing something swaggy today.
You have to, uh, you want to find Kyle in right?
If not, we'll go again, please wearing something swaggy today
Yes, you know all do you have shows in Chicago? I do I did two at Zanis last night. They're a lot of fun I got two tonight. I
was I'm very thankful because
I didn't have Chicago initially planned so Zanis shout out to them. They made it so that I could pull up, but yeah
So Zanies shout out to them. They made it so that I could pull up. But yeah
There's a chance I wasn't gonna get to be in Chicago on this tour and that made me very sad So yeah, are there any tickets left or no, they're not they're all blown out. Yeah
If y'all want to stand in the back, you're more than welcome. I wouldn't wouldn't advise but
Go get some
Where are you based out of? Full time?
LA. LA? Okay. Oh!
There you go, Titus, another LA dad, another
Hollywood guy. Where are you from?
I'm from Indianapolis, that's why she's
here.
As confusing as it gets.
I lived in LA for a cup of coffee
and we've made
a meal out of it. Yeah, nice, nice.
I was just an indie for the indie 500. What's uh?
What's what's going on in La these days still sunny everything good? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, not much. Yeah, not my early seat on the news. Yeah, you barely hear about it. Oh, no
This is the shock collar. Yes, okay, what so this one's called pause for pause mm-hmm TJ
If you could pull up that slideshow.
The rules are, this is just for you.
Okay.
So we have pictures of 10 people's paws in this office, which is just their bare feet.
If you get it right, you're good.
If you get it wrong, you will find out because you are getting shot-collared.
Okay.
Also, if you don't go better than 62%, which is Caleb Williams completion percentage,
you will get your fingernails painted blue and orange.
Your paws will become blue and orange.
Dom, I have it here.
God damn it.
So we have-
The fingernails I do not.
Okay.
The finger, yeah.
That's where you draw the line?
No, I'm...
So if you could put on the shot color.
Dealing with-
Yep, that's good.
What do you need? Kids always want their fingernails painted, and I'm like no
If I come home with fingernails paint they're gonna get to do it what the fuck you just got to get your people's feet, right?
You you make the interview process you look at the feet you know everybody's feet here
Is it can I ask is there any say sales or like it is?
No, it's it's it's content like we're not throwing a Nick Addison. No no no no no no no
They pull up mine
We're just giving these away for free yeah Tootsie picks
You want to the Indy 500 yeah?
What was that like I?
Was bummed I didn't get to like experience the festival part of it. I was mostly on the snake bit. Yes
You made the right yeah, yeah, but um
We're just it
Shout out to Indycar. They put me like right at the start finish. Oh, yeah
Oh, I was sitting on some bleachers beneath all the billionaires. Yeah beneath team pensky
As they were observing, you know, I don't know if you guys are familiar with the drama. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm very
I'm a massive fan. It's like my okay. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, so no it was sweet. I
Yeah, just got to it sucked was had to leave a little bit before the finish,
cause had to get home.
Yeah.
But.
That's gotta be the best part of the race too.
It is dude.
Yeah, I was like very bombed like the,
I just had to watch it on my phone,
going back to the hotel.
But everything leading up was like insane.
It's crazy right?
Yeah.
All right.
It was a crazy race.
Have you done shot color before? I have kind of sucks. It sucks a lot
What's that should we tell then I'm ready wait, have you tested it check Lucas always does that you want to make sure it works
Yeah
Okay
Wanted on my side.
Back.
Okay.
Stop.
Interesting.
All right. First feet. You got 10 of them.
Oh, God, Jesus Christ. Hair or veins in the middle of the foot.
That's a
Brother that looks like when you char like a oh man. I'm gonna go amongst us. I did hope not it looks cursed I don't love that in the shape. I've never seen a midfoot hair pack
I'm gonna go with Stefan. It's gonna be elegant
That's spiders feet
One of the eight
That was the easy one that's spiders. Oh, that was a taller man. Yeah, that's a tall man's foot
Yuck sorry spider all right
Hello, getty image. Yeah, right
Is this getty image? No the background gave it away gave it away. So I removed background that looks like freshly polished
That's that's gorgeous. I'm gonna go with
Fuck it's got it's at a Greek toe where the second is longer than the first. That's a very foot guy thing
All right, I'm gonna go with Ryan
Dude is everything about you perfect
I'm not gonna lie thought there was a woman's yeah, that's a good foot
The only foot I've seen like that is Uma Thurman's foot and kill Bill
Little toes
Yeah, I knew it's a time guy I've always been insecure about the little toes really
I think it says little flaws that make it really stunning though alright over to yeah, let's go to bed
Those little flaws that make it really stunning though all right over to yeah
We work with monsters
Violently despise
Doesn't have an ankle
leggings straight into foot
Yeah straight into foot that What? Yeah, straight into foot. No, midway foot. That's shin to foot.
Very dark toe.
Oh man, this is tough.
Is this from Skyrim?
Yeah, right.
Person?
Max.
Ah!
Is this Jacob?
No, you can show it TJ.
What is that?
Zach? Zach! Oh, I can show it tj. Oh, is that? Zach
The lower shin looks like like the cross-section of like a mountain where you see the layers of it
It's I got no chance. I got no chance. I run the tape. I run the table. Yeah, run the table. Yeah, run the thing, okay?
Star Trek ass what's going this? What's going on?
I thought there's a chance you knew this,
because that's how outrageous this foot is.
Wait a second.
That's uncanny.
What happened to that second toe?
It's very...
Who's you going to...
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Is it right behind me?
Big head's looking in the tech room.
No, he's looking for pant leg. Oh smart TJ
What is that? That's Uncle Chaps's foot
So he's out right yes, yeah nails will be painted so what about the rest of us is ours our guests
We get it right he gets apt okay. All right. That's
group guess group guess
How do I paint or we don't I don't know I like that crew no I don't want to see anymore
No, I want to see all of them. Okay. Do I just fucking do it. I just do the
Can we get a girl in here? Yes?
Megan's on standby where can we find a girl? Oh?
Oh, oh yeah, Kate I always forget
All right, let's let's go you guys you guys guess if you get it right I'll get zapped so group guess right equals that yeah
That's a point is oh
hmm
That's a Gourney Weaver, yeah, right might be
Who would wear that shade of green looks like a big foot? This is a big person. That's a tall person. Yeah
Yeah, oh big time t-bob, maybe
That's oh, he's a base. I don't know everyone here, but yeah, big toe is
It's reflective. Yeah
You know is this person I could see it being t- they biking barefoot are they on supplements like why is that?
I don't yeah, you know high polish on the toenail. That is odd. That's unnatural. Yeah, just as a outside. Yeah
No, we need that. What is that? Oh, so this aqua pants those look like like
It's flappin Middle East. Yeah, you guys you guys add another number to the thousands raised Jesus Christ
You're thinking a bigger man, and I don't know I can't smaller man
You think a smaller oh?
Mm-hmm are you guys got a guess I?
Say Bob give us a guess let's go t Bob t Bob final answer sure incorrect those are hanks feet
All right, so we can go to six then. Yep
This is hard
That's Jacob those are strong it should be noted that they took the picture it looks like this time as opposed to take taking it I
Might that night for that reason I might say Tate cannot can I answer before them yeah, they all get sapped
Oh, those are max's feet. Those are not max
It's fun those are max's feet. I think Jacob. I said Jacob yeah
If you guys get it right, then you Jake I get sapped again. You can do it TJ
Nicky smile If you guys get it right, then I get zapped again. You can do it, TJ.
Niggi smile.
Ew.
Ew.
Dude.
I was expecting the pinky nail to be really long.
Ew.
Yeah.
Toe ring.
All right, go to seven.
Oh.
Look at that middle nail.
What is up with that nail?
We got broke ass feet.
There is just, ah.
Dude, what is wrong with us? Boy, that is. Unless this is a woman's foot. That's a girl. The is? There is just, ah. Dude, what is wrong with us?
Boy, unless this is a woman's foot.
That's a girl foot.
The men's foot is a girl foot.
If that's a girl foot, that girl's got to go.
That can't be a woman's foot.
It's got to go.
It is a boyish foot.
That cannot be a woman's foot.
You think that's a boyish foot?
Yeah, it's pudgy and soft.
I know.
You think that could be a girl foot?
It could.
I think it is.
Look at the nail in it.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry.
That's a manicure, is it not?
No, no, no.
That is not a manicure is it not
There's one
Cut nails, I think the middle toe is pretty feminine. Yes, no hair There's no way not a single little bruised and cut up girls are always hairless French tips. That's a lady
That's no I was a woman's foot. This is a woman natural tips. That's a lady. Those aren't French tips. Those aren't French tips.
These are natural tips.
I'm just like, all these images look like autopsies.
Yeah.
I'm more enamored with the type of feet that are in this office.
But if you're asking me what I think this is,
I do share the idea that this is a feminine foot.
I think this is...
I think it's Menci.
This is going to be brutal. Who? I'm going to say right now this would be brutal if this is a feminine foot. I think this is... I think it's Menci. This is gonna be brutal.
I'm gonna say right now, this would be brutal
if this was a woman.
Who asked for the foot pictures?
Megan, Megan's money.
So Megan would ask a girl for a foot picture.
If it was a guy asking for pictures,
I think they'd feel weird asking.
KB, you agree with me, right?
We need it on the record right now.
If this ends up being a girl, I'm gonna have to...
I have no point of reference for feet.
Don't look at feet too often. That could be a good
She's from the south. They're running around foot
Don't
Alright take a guess I think maybe a really attractive girls. I don't hate not mincy it is
Blunt
He was thank God petrified to do this all right, so I
Need some vindication
Woman that was good. That was gonna be discussed
I worked with him earlier, and now I feel so much more connected
But I know why is he sitting behind the glass when he doesn't have to?
Safety yeah for whose
All right, thank God that would have been a disaster been bad we got
I literally would have to get one. We gotta get one. You'll get God
I know that's an HR penalty, but like it would have been like we might have to do something
All right number eight. Oh
Boys Zach again what men again? I'd have to do something. All right, number eight. Oh!
Aw, boys.
You got Zach again?
Blutman again?
That's gray.
Those nails are gray.
Is that Hannah?
What does a gray toe, what does a gray nail mean?
Is that a deficiency of some sort?
Yeah, or you're dropping stuff on them, I don't.
That might be Mincy.
They're a little long.
I'd go Mincy with this one.
Gray, a little older. Mincy. Final final. I like that. I like that incorrect is
katik oh
Not bad toes for playing one football. Yeah, you think they'd be mangled like LeBron's toes
All right number nine Shaq's toes
Now that's a woman yeah, that's a pretty lady
That's big T. Yeah, that's big
Yeah, big T's foot. He's foot big T. Oh come on guys. That's the easy one
Tiny stumpy they're the smallest feet those are gross Jerry feel bad
The smallest feet those are gross Jerry feel bad
Tease piss big tease mad. Yeah, he would never I feel bad. We didn't deserve that. All right. He didn't deserve that
Okay, this was too hard very hard what very time oh, oh this is a
Melior that this is a classic man's foot. Who's a classic man here? It's a CMF. Yeah. Yeah.
We got all of our CMF. Classic man foot. This is our top CMFs.
Oh, is that Chef Donnie? Yes. But he's also got small... They're tiny little feet, but there's
nothing to put into scale. Chef Donnieahus. No, it's Danny Conrad
Wow, we just called you a CMF. Yeah, you know it somehow damn dude. That's it Dan get him
You did you did fine? Yeah, I got my nails painted too. That was quick
All right another yeah, I mean we keep selling them all right, thank you to everyone who keeps buying we're at 10 now TJ
All right. Thank you to everyone who keeps buying. We're at 10 now TJ. All right. Oh Every time you stand up. I'm like this. Yeah, I'm like dad emergency. All right, we're gonna do half and half next, okay
So you're going against someone we've got five items out there and two huge knives
So we're gonna do the game where you cut it weigh it
Know you want to do this with me? Yeah, what is the fun game and he won't have to do the punishment
No, the punishment is just you have to chug a glass of half and half. Okay. All right. I'll do that for you
I like he'll do the punishment but this have you ever seen this?
That's like a German cooking show now where you cut something in you have to try to cut it exactly in half and you weigh
Each side. Oh, yes. Yeah
Yeah, all right. This would be perfect for you. There's a food scale and a body weight scale out there. Why is there a body?
Oh, if like it's too big we can I don't know say we had for a bunch of food scales when we did this for mincy day
Like oh really yeah, we had probably in the kids for identical food food scales somewhere got you
Can we find them? I mean there's one out there. Yeah find them Danny
This is a fun challenge.
I'm into it. Yeah. Do you have any pets? Yeah. What do you have? I got a little dog, man.
Love that. So I so we're doing this because I have a coffee company, Stella Blue Coffee
named after my dog. And we're doing a golden mug where everyone who buys today can win.
I do it like Willy Wonka. 10 people will get a golden mug in the mail
with their order and then those 10 people are going to go to a Cubs game with the whole
office.
Oh nice.
But we give back money to Paws Chicago where I adopted Stella.
Oh that's wonderful.
So you should probably buy if you're a dog lover.
Yeah yeah.
What do you think?
I haven't bought?
No I was doing this because I was talking about him. He never said he loved his dog. Oh, yeah, that's true. He did not I
Said I called him wonderful. Yeah, I didn't say I love him. Yeah, probably a hard emotion to feel for an animal
I think it's you don't love your cats emotion to feel for an animal almost the instant kidding
But it's not the same love you have for a human.
No.
Thank you.
But it's a diff- but you can't love a hu- you're right.
No, I mean I think once a- people who don't have kids will be like, the dog is their kid,
and then they have kids and they're like, that's just a dog.
Yeah.
Not in a bad way, but it's like, there's a difference. There's a pecking order. Yeah, yeah, right
Definitely they go down a little bit on the pecking order. Yeah, good job Danny still loved very much
But a human life is a more difficult. Oh my god. That's that's the half-and-half
So loser loser does that there was half of a half-and-half-half. It's a full half-and-a-half full Stella bloom, okay?
What it dude you can't lose yeah? He's gonna get sick if you lose
Okay, I trust yeah, so there's there's five items out there that are identical
Okay, whoever does better on an item gets the point best three out of five so if you win the first three you win
I love it. I love it. Okay, let's go, Noel.
Okay.
Wait, we're cutting a body armor bottle?
In half, yeah, you can either go top to bottom
or side to side, but you want it to be equal weight.
Okay. Your choice.
All right, what are we starting with?
Let's start with the apple.
Apple, I love it.
Steven, you wanna come out and judge?
My dog, the guy I got from Paws, is owning me.
Yeah.
And I had to call in the big guns.
Ernesto, is he in classes now?
It's one-on-one coming to our house, a British woman.
The big guns of a British woman.
She came last night?
She's been, I have her for five days.
You're good to do the first one.
Like that lady with the kids who had the nanny show
who'd come to your house and fix your parenting.
An old British woman has been coming to my home.
Shit.
Oh, she's already been coming.
Yes.
How's it going?
She scares the fuck out of me.
Is she mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, but she's mean in a British way, which is like,
palatable.
Very straightforward.
It is, yeah.
Has she given you any info that you're like,
oh shit, this is actually really helpful?
She's shocked by how I get singled out and
Dominique, not common.
No, no, no. She's just like, I've seen this before, but
I think she's starting to judge me.
What are they starting with? Apple first.
Nick, someone just DNA.
Good idea. We should have had in the pause.
Oh, yeah, yeah. So I would have thought had Za in the pause. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Za would have looked at that.
Oh, yeah.
Who's foot is that?
Less of that.
Oh, shit.
Wow!
Let's go!
Big Cat's winning all these fucking challenges.
Dude, we need to boot Dom out of the chat
because these are...
That's tough, Noel.
What?
99?
I had a fatter apple.
Oh, one nothing.
All right, one zero, Dan.
How close was it?
Mine was 0.1 off, his was 0.6 off.
0.6?
Yeah. What do you want to do next?
Your call. Let's do the body armor. Let's do the body armor. Alright we're gonna do the body armor. So you can go top to bottom or side to side, your choice. Side to side is crazy. Side to side is crazy. You're not. You're not. Top to bottom or you're gonna be able to cut the...
You're not, you're not top to bottom. Are you going to be able to cut the obligatory mom here saying nobody cut
your hand off?
Uh huh.
I thought top to bottom man.
Cap on or cap off cap on cut the cap afterwards.
These are Donnie's like best knives.
Yeah.
Straight out of the pan.
Feel good about mine.
So good.
This game's about making immediate decisions.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Yeah.
Do you want me to cut it for you?
Yeah, dad.
I'm so terrified.
I'm going to go through my finger.
Dad, please cut it.
I'll start it for you.
Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
Oh, right there, right there.
Yeah.
Mine's rigged.
Oh.
Oh, that was dangerous.
That makes me nervous.
Oh my God.
All right, dad.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. That was dangerous. That makes me nervous.
Oh my God.
That's probably not good for the knives though, right? No, God no.
Dude, you might be drinking that half and half.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Arya.
029, ooh, I might have fucked this up.
I think you're going to get me on this.
Look at Colton's big shirt out again. 29, ooh, I might have fucked this up. I think you're gonna get me on this.
Look at Colton's big shirt out again. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Easy, Colton.
It's weighing you down.
Easy, Colton.
Was I 0.025?
0.025.
0.024.
0.024.
0.024. 0.025. 0.025 off. Okay. What the fuck? 025
We're on different different
I drove oldie home yesterday from the
After dark to the fishing thing and his map quest is in kilometers. Oh
He's just like yeah
Nick good. This is cool. You did say you don't hate
Yeah, it's not bad
Okay, Oh a toothpaste Titus where's uh, when's not bad Okay, oh a toothpaste
Titus where's uh when's Brandon coming back?
Next week right is that it is he not gonna stick around for remember the last time we went to mississippi
Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. He might stay for a week. He said one day, but we'll see
Driving the u-haul up yeah
With mama. I hope her retirement party's going well Brandon's huge uncle Doug
Uncle Doug picture of Uncle Doug
Am I remembering this right that uncle Doug smelled amazing. Yes. He did
I've never met uncle Doug, but I remember getting DMS that him and I started a podcast together. I think that was is that a thing?
Oh, no, I think you got me 161 there's no way
161 there's no way there's no big team point seven I think you got me so I believe yeah by like point this guy stinks
J math come on figure it out oh someone's got a beat up well this is this Ah, oh, sorry bro. Someone's gotta beat him. Wow. This is horrible.
Here, hand me the hat.
Do the watermelon.
Nick, did you see they're cooking your boy Riggs?
They're killing him.
I know.
They're killing him.
I know.
For why?
I might.
The golf community, what do you play, Oakmont?
Yeah.
And they're just, it's not going well.
It's gotten to eyes outside of the Barstool world.
Yeah, it's reached outside the Barstool world.
What do you do?
He played Oakmont, I think, where they're playing
the US Open and they put out the video
and people were like, this guy's a four handicapped.
I think one guy said, my ass, which is,
No.
Yeah.
I don't like that.
I think one guy was like, my ass.
I fucking hate that.
He's got a family.
Yeah. Me and team Riggs are gonna get together and take these people down
getting killed
What what's up? Oh?
I was trying to get Colton's attention
No no no
That big T. Who the fuck said that?
Okay.
Oh no, this isn't good. It's not bad. It's a big glass too.
It's, I think, calorically pretty bad.
Yeah. It's gotta be.
I'll be Done for the day
That's a lot you should mix it with ice cream make a little milkshake
This is good, I'm glad big cats getting some money
Fucking damn it
No, I could tell you are
But you're winning everything can't do math and he's yeah. Yeah, I know right slap in the face exactly his culture
Are you I think it was you know if I can say in defensive Noel getting the first the Apple so close I think was an intimidating thing. I nailed the Apple
Yeah to be point one off on that on the app because we weren't really close on the other ones
But once I set the tone with the Apple yeah, it was game on you had a wide Apple though
You I did I don't know where you attack that and its shape was odd it was like flat and then heavier on one side
You know
Rigged we need someone to beat you. I think it's gotta be Steven Che. Okay. Can you beat him? I love this
I love this. All right, we're gonna set up. It's called cold. We're at 11 now cold foam. Keep buying. Thank you everyone
Did mincy quit his job
We have a good one for mincy. We're just waiting. Okay, be back down here. Okay. Oh, he's meeting is yes meeting going on Oh, yeah. All right. We're gonna put Stephen Che in this one. So you verse che
Oh, Kyle Enright's not here if we want to spin that again
Okay, two very large bowls filled with whipped cream. Okay. There is one still blue coffee bean inside each
You're only allowed to use your face and your tongue
Okay, first person to get the beam okay, put it into the coffee mug next to you wins, okay loser
Must shave one body part. Oh
There the wheel is arm chest leg armpit, and there's a 1% chance at his head what?
That was not our call call I didn't know that was my god 1% I abolished 1% I didn't know that
chae have you ever had a shaved head I did I that was my look in high school
okay can I say one thing about the shaved head if I get the shaved head can
I do it on tomorrow's yeah cuz I you have a photo shoot. I have to do tomorrow in the morning at 8 a.m
there
Fine, it's a cop out, but sure
You could say no
Yeah, you could definitely say no. No, that's fine
Che how are you at finding the bean with your tongue?
That's why we have
So do I though buddy?
Back didn't think about that. I'll sorry we got to get the bean out and put it in a mug
So there's two big pots get the bean out
There's a Stella blue coffee mug next to you first person to get the bean into the mug wins. I'll go get it set up
Are you are you gonna objectify me this time?
Wait, I'm playing no
You're gonna be looking I'm not object no you're looking you're gonna be looking
I'm not objectifying you I was treating you like a human I wanted to fuck badly
command yeah those are Donnie's best pots
oh my god yeah those are the conduction ones right I were we're enough people have been perching through this that we're gonna get some yak fans to the rooftop which oh definitely awesome
All right, Stephen. Are you ready?
Yep, let's do it
Hey, Kat, are you like what is my life that this is the second time in a week? You'll be on your hands
Yeah, looking green. Yeah
I also like
Just thinking about it.
So this morning I had to go to, there's
like a business conference going on at the Ritz-Carlton.
And MB asked me if I could go speak at it for,
like it was me and someone from Body Armor
talking about our partnership.
And it was like a very official thing.
So no one was saying the R word?
No one was saying the R word.
But then like to go from that to this is
Just like cuz they even asked they're like what's the secret sauce to bar so I was like we don't know
It's like that's the secret sauce
Yeah, one day we're doing one thing one day. We're doing the other
All right. Oh
Look at that that black sliver looks oh, you gotta just shave a piece of it right your your leg
You have to shave the whole leg
Yes, just right here your leg just like a up to yeah, we have we have shaving cream and a razor so just swipe up, okay?
I
Don't have a lot of body hair, so that's nice for me. I'm also gonna. You seem like you'd be a body hair guy
I know do you want to it always kind of hurt me cuz I have so I think it all just went to my eyebrows
Nothing on your chest
Compared to most it's a good place to be though do you want to know the stakes before after like you want to spin?
Oh good before oh
For you know we're playing for I say a patient ball do it after I say okay?
I think the person's your game it. It's your game.
I didn't know how you wanted to do it.
We know before.
It's up to you.
And this is shave a body.
Yeah.
There's one swipe on your arm or leg or chest.
Landing strip.
Yeah, let's do it before.
Are you done for before?
Yeah, I mean, if it's head, it's going to be like this is going to be Battle Royale.
Like we're doing, we're...
If this is head, I want to have mutually agreed combat. There's no way
I'm gonna try to knock you out, and then I'm gonna try to win you'd have to I
Went like almost 20 years without getting ahead, so I feel like
Do you agree to mutually agreed combat if it's head if it said you guys have to brawl almost 20 years, okay great
almost If it's head you guys have to brawl almost 20 years, okay great almost
After makes you way more nervous as the wheel is spin yeah, let's go after cuz right now
You guys are gonna be playing like it is gonna be head. Yeah, right right
It's gonna be head so are we still doing mutual-agree combat if it lands on you gotta assume it could be head
We need hey, can you guys each get a coffee mug Are we still doing mutually agreed combat? If it lands on head. You gotta assume it could be head. I'm not gonna find out tomorrow.
All right.
Oh, we need, hey, can you guys each get a coffee mug?
Yeah. There's one right here.
Yeah.
That's the Notre Dame thing, right?
Play like it's gonna be head today.
Yeah.
Who's the?
This is gonna be so hard.
No hands?
No hands.
Wait, can we ask a stipulation?
What if they don't get the bean in the cup?
Can they then pick it up with their hands? Tongue and mouth, or tongue and face? Yep. Okay, so even off the carpet tongue and face
Remember this is where the centipede took a huge shit sure is
Now you'll find it quick there's many beans or one one bean one bean all right many Tj. Are we good?
All right, three two one go many people TJ are we good? alright 3, 2, 1, go!
Kyle's about to be going crosshite
wait Kyle
no you cannot do that
no hands Che
it's too deep
get some arch
get some arch
Che look up real quick
dude it's too deep to do
today look up again up check just gotta go yo it's too deep I'm gonna drown
you're not gonna drown in your time it's your opponent your opponent doesn't care
Hey look up one more time for us. Yeah, you gotta find the bean Dan use my hands to turn the ball use the tongue
Should we let him should we let him use hands on the on the ball on the bowl hands on the bowl all right? hands on the bowl time
Just hold your breath get the seat. Oh my god. Is there a bean in here? Yes? There's a bean in there there were talks of keeping it out of Steve's bowl
Just get one bean
He's your tongue Steve
Use your use your face to fling some out
See what I'm saying. Yeah get some more in Steve's. There's a beat. Did we forget to put beans in?
I I think this big cat look up. Did you forget the beans is the beam Dom are there be being stuck to his face?
Did you swat in both version out beat on my face?
No, no, I don't see it there is a chance
The J twirls right good move Dan
How big are these beans just one coffee bean from the Stella blue machine
So it's like this big size of a coffee bean yeah you guys want to take
a half time talk it out yeah yeah
stop stop take a break and I get off my
eyes all right all right I have one
minute half time that's half one minute
half time what's it what what's the
score at halftime is reminder zero zero
zero take a break take a break take a break
I mean should we add in like you could use your foot I?
Think I'm gonna get this you're gonna get it and we're a hundred
Relax you can wipe your face if you'd like with what your hands are we 100% sure there's a beam in each
Dom put him in I trust Dom put
them in what white socks Dave looks like before he's about to shave I'm ready to
get back so hold on Dan I want to say something what there was our first idea
was to have three of these and two of them have beans in him one doesn't and
make you guys choose which one to go so like you might not have a bean but there
are one in each I feel like I would've got, I'm gonna get the bean.
All right.
All right, counting down from three.
Three, two, one, play.
Big Cat has enough puddles to where it could be in that,
on the carpet.
Ew!
Were the instructions not clear? You just gotta get the bean get the beach someone's gonna get this bean
Jay
Dude I thought you just left
This is not are you guys feeling it with your tongue?
Can you feel have you felt guys feeling it with your tongue? No, the bowl's so deep.
Have you felt it at all with your nose?
No, it's close.
The bowl is so deep.
This is like, what would you do?
I think you gotta go tongue to surface.
And just start.
Yeah, that's probably a strat.
There's definitely not a bean in here.
Did we forget to put a bean in?
There's no bean.
There's a bean, okay.
There's 100% no bean.
Hold on, can we agree, why don't we have Dom
put a couple more beans in each?
There's just no bean in here a couple more
Find the beans rub it into the carpet
Yeah, no well we don't usually do this, but we have done it twice
Yeah, tag someone in no, I don't think I've ever want to tag in their choice
How are you guys doing bad? Is it messy?
Hey, you got to stop arching like that Their choice. How are you guys doing? Bad. Is it messy? Really bad.
Che, you gotta stop arching like that.
Yeah, that is.
Alright.
That shit is crazy.
That shit.
Dude, your Adidas panties are showing.
You gonna back that thing up or should we push up on it, Che?
I got cream in my eye.
Is this impossible? Che, what did you just say? You got some in your eye? I said I got cream in my eye. Is this impossible? Jay, what did you just say?
You got some in your eye?
I said I got cream in my eye.
Yeah.
If I told them no bean right now, would they be mad?
They'd be mad.
I would be mad.
No, I'd be happy.
I'm not going to tell them.
Can they use maybe a non-dominant hand?
You want to give them 10 seconds of hand how about
feel it feel for it with your hand but then go back to the face all right
everyone gets 10 seconds with a hand ready on dominant non-dominant 10
seconds not pulling it out not pulling just a feel 10 seconds one two three go There's no bean in it. There's no fucking bean you motherfuckers! There's a bean!
There's zero percent of bean!
There's no bean!
Oh, Tate. Say that's diabolical.
There's no bean.
There's absolutely no bean!
There's no bean!
I'm feeling everywhere and there's no fucking bean!
There's no bean.
There's no bean.
There's no bean in it. Is there a bean on your face?
No, I don't know.
There's a bean on our faces?
There's no bean in this.
All right.
Oh, there's a bean, I felt the bean.
What?
Uh-oh.
What?
This is not a bean.
All right, I felt it.
I'm gonna take my hand out.
I felt it.
There is a bean in mine.
Check, check, check.
Check, check.
This room is gonna stink.
It's gonna freak in here.
There's a bean.
All right, all right.
Tate found the bean for Chay as well immediately yeah
mix it up Tate why don't you guys switch why don't you guys switch oh they should
switch it switch parts which parts
I mean look around yeah go there's a it's one oh big cat.
Yep, best of seven.
Race to seven? Next round.
I'm gonna need a few more than that.
Maybe just give him the whole roll.
I kind of missed it, can we run it back?
Yeah.
Did you find it, Steve?
Hey Dom, I want to do mincy next. It's a great one to follow up with.
What's the lore behind the gold paint?
It was like a challenge that we lost.
We had to shoot a basket with a mug.
So the golden mug, 10 people from all the people
who are buying the bar of $1 worth of coffee.
I thought I was gonna drown.
10 of those people are gonna get a golden mug in the mail
like Willy Wonka, and so golden mugs.
You picked the deepest pots we have?
We lost, we're the ones who missed.
That was the plan.
Yeah.
That was good.
We missed a bit.
Oh, it was great, I mean, the visuals Yeah? No, it's good. We missed a ball. It was great. I mean it was the visuals
I'm so good the visuals would have I assume were hilarious look like you were just in chlorine your eyes are bloodshot
Don't drive too much, Dan, okay?
But you won congrats yeah, another another
W-shape
What oh?
Yeah, we gotta spin it we We gotta spin it. That huge
tarp would have been sick for this. Oh, we didn't tell Steph. Okay, another one, TJ.
Another thousand. Thank you everyone for buying. This has been awesome. That was...
I legit thought I was gonna drown.
That changed your perspective a little bit. I think I saw God
for a second there. Steven, we have to spin the hair wheel.
Steve.
What? Alright, spin it and then what's next? You want me to
read the next one? Yeah, so the next one is called
Bobbing for apples. We are using the Stella blue apple crumb cake
We have two tubs filled with cold brew ten apples each you verse mincy. Oh lose it
There's no way you beat minutes now, but loser gets antiques with apple crumb cake Stella blue coffee grounds
Antiquity with coffee grounds could be problematic.
This is a, I have no chance in this one.
He's a man, he's a monster.
He brought in the ringer.
He's a monster.
Alright, spin the wheel for TJ, for Stephen.
He wears, he's out there.
No, no, he said he wanted to get his head shaved.
Noel, any questions?
Stephen.
No, no, any questions.
You want us to ask you? What a show for you to come in. No, no What a show for you to come in. Thursday at the stool.
There's so much I want to explain to you. Yeah.
No, no. It's just not. I'm just taking it in, man. A way to.
These all have meaning behind them. Yeah. That makes sense. No, no. I don't want to disrupt the whole
of the show. No, not at all.
Okay. Where's he going? Take your time Steve.
Just just spin it TJ.
Wait what am I smelling? I don't want to smell the whipped cream on your hand.
It's ill. I have a belly full of half and half. I'm very proud of myself for not licking the hand.
Yeah, you did. Oh man. I'm not half and half. Chest!
Wait that was it? That's easy. You would, man. I'm not half and half. Chest.
Thank you.
That was it?
That's easy.
You would have loved that.
I got a little tough.
Chest.
That's all I got.
All right, whatever.
Wait, no, isn't this an elimination win?
I thought so.
It is.
Hell no.
Is Dom okay to grab Mincy from this meeting?
Yes.
Yes.
There's no meeting that Ben Mintz could ever be in
that's more important than he also stopping for Apple
The business meeting is not
Not a business me. It's a trip and I read you what he's what I'm gonna
Tell you what mince he said Tated and Tates and Kate territory. I was very mad earlier. Yeah, Danny heard me bitching
Because I thought I like to like prepare for it
So I texted him yesterday and I was just, hey, are you in the office?
We need you for YAC stuff.
We'll explain everything.
And he said, oh yeah.
What's your Omaha plan?
That was his answer.
Ah.
But he texted me at 10.40, what time you need me for YAC?
Got a meeting at one, business.
I said, I need you ASAP, and you're
the part of the whole thing.
Come to the gym right now.
Damn, I got a super important second business meeting with huge potential sponsor. Let me see what I can do
This is our no. I'll just give you some context. This is the dumbest guy we got okay
He's been you wouldn't know by looking at yeah
Last time he had a big business meeting was just it was just a random dude
online who DM him saying he was the CEO of Expedia.
And he thought he was like, damn, I really did it.
I really did it.
Yeah, that's our guy.
We love him, but yeah.
When he says business meeting.
Holy shit, he looks so much younger there.
He is younger?
You said he looks so much younger in those pictures? Dude. He's lost so much weight. He looks incredible. I
Got no chance against him. Also. He's maybe the greatest
Bobbing for apple guy we've got yeah in the world he almost dies four to five and he can do mental math
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to try to finesse him. How you gonna do that? I'm gonna try to have to like
I think I'm gonna have to try to finesse him. How you gonna do that? I'm gonna try to have to like
Be dainty with it because I don't think I can beat him in a brute-force bobbing for Apple contest. Don't you agree?
Yeah, he's gonna go he's gonna do his thing. It's gonna go play your game I have to try to like hope I get lucky and can beat him playing dainty mode
He does maybe getting it with my teeth on the stem.
Yeah, look, this is him.
This is him bobbing for apples in the Mahomes jersey.
Yeah, he's the one on the right.
He's the one on the right.
He usually does take a little while to start getting up.
He literally drowns himself doing it.
Because every year we make him battle a very slender, tall
man who's the opposite of him.
Of course. And he has to let them know. Yeah, but again here he goes. Look, there you go. There there it is
That's that's when he gets when he traps it at the bottom
It's really it's awesome dog getting a tennis ball. Holy shit. I
Genuinely think he might be the best in the world. I agree
I'm not saying anything cuz I best in the world. I agree.
I'm not saying anything because I'm just enamored. Yeah, and he hasn't even really gotten cooking yet.
It's the correct recipe.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Oh my god.
And he comes out with an oat.
He didn't have time.
That one was just for fun.
He takes a while to heat up.
Yeah.
Didn't he break through the plastic?
Yeah, he broke the tub.
And the shards were.
Yes, he did.
This one's going to be interesting, though. Can you shards were... Yes, he did. This one's gonna be interesting though.
Can you go submerged in coffee?
Yeah, yeah. I guess you can, but
it's not gonna be as pleasant.
Challenge him to... Oh, there he is.
Hopefully it's iced coffee.
He's doing a little drawing.
Is this part of the business meeting?
Yeah, this is the business meeting.
You had to stop coloring to take a business call
all right mincy let's go
he had a big pitch not now i'm slammed right now listen they gotta taste better
mincy pull no punches pull no punches mincy
mincy it's been a while since you bobbed
I'm excited. I'm wondering, should I go?
This shirt's tight.
But Mincy is also like a brilliant poker ace.
Is he?
Yeah.
He's very good.
So he's a very smart man in some ways and a very silly man sometimes.
Is this timed or is this?
First to get all 10 out.
All 10?
There's 10, yeah.
We have the antique ready?
Yeah.
Because if I...
You're going to do it while wet, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm saying I'm going to do it while wet.
I'm going to do it while wet.
I'm going to do it while wet.
I'm going to do it while wet.
I'm going to do it while wet.
I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. I'm going to do it while wet. There's 10, yeah. We have the, uh, Antiquing ready?
Yeah.
Because if I...
You're gonna do it while wet, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, there's a chance I might just be...
So the other person gets Antique, so...
Okay.
Great.
Oh boy.
Oh, Mincy's ready.
Okay, tell us when.
He can't wait to get in there.
He's shaking.
He's like a racehorse ready three two one go oh you get hurt I don't know yeah he slammed his forehead
on the oh I thought it was hot oh no he's contorting my, oh no, Vincey you can't regurgitate. He's only good on one surface. Oh
Oh, no, cuz he's opening his eyes probably he's been at all of
The doll on grass I think he's swallowing. Oh my god
He's trying to open his eyes under the coffee
Post season
Oh, there he goes. Holy shit, dude.
Postseason fool.
Yeah, big cat does that.
There.
Oh, my god.
That's fun.
Oh, my god.
You're done for.
You're done for.
Why is he heaving him?
Look how far that happened.
That's showboating, dude.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
He's going to break his neck.
I think this is how whales kill dolphins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is so.
Yeah, the same hunting tactic.
This is insane, man.
Big cat might have one.
Oh, there you go.
Oh my god.
A sweep.
Oh my god.
Dude.
What do you want, man?
What?
Oh my god.
Oh shit, dude.
He's freestyling.
He doesn't come up.
It just took him a second to warm up and then...
He'd rather die than not get an apple.
Oh.
Alright, we got this.
You want, you want, he want.
No, no, no. No, yeah, finish, finish.
Come in, TP.
You gotta finish, Minzy.
Alright, there's just no chance.
Stop opening your eyes.
What is in the coffee? It's just no chance. The guy is so cool. Stop opening your eyes. What is in the coffee?
It's black coffee.
That's how strong the coffee is.
That's a tough one.
It's probably in his seat together with his six-pack.
Oh yeah, he's gonna be wider.
He's gonna be wider.
He's gonna go to the next bucket.
Not as well.
He does not have to.
Not a single apple on the tarp.
Damn it, this one's hard to get.
Yeah, that's the trickiest one.
Oh, no.
The trickiest one.
The last apple.
We're going to go to a different angle.
Yeah.
Different angle.
Get it, Betsy.
Oh, what a angle.
Look at his straight leg.
Hi.
He should have been doing it from that side, though.
Get it, Betsy.
Bring it home, Mitzi.
Holy shit.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right, come here and teach me.
Throw the, Paul, I'm gonna dunk my, and Mitzi.
So huge.
Grab a handful of this.
Is he dunking the whole thing?
No, he's grabbing a handful.
All right, Mitzi, I'm gonna dunk my head
so I get wet and then throw it in my face.
Do it on this thing.
Do it on this.
He's too wired.
It's a dangerous amount of caffeine in him.
All right, come over here.
I'm going to dunk my head and then throw it on you, okay?
I'm going to close my eyes.
You want to stand up?
Visually might not be great. No, you All right. I'm gonna close my eyes. Make sure my eyes are closed. You know, they were gonna stand up. The visually might not be great.
No, you're right.
Oh, is this Scott?
Yeah, why do we?
It all stuck to it, Scott, again.
It's all over.
Did he get me?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Get the other side.
Get the other angle.
Get the other, you gotta get the whole,
he missed like a, do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again. Oh, no, we can't. Do it again. Do it again. Your two-faced right now. Do it again. No, no, we can't.
Do it again. No.
You're yin-yang.
No.
Do it again.
Mincy, you gotta get it in.
You gotta get the left side.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You gotta get the, you gotta get the left side, Mincy.
I get what you're saying now.
Ha, ha, ha.
Wait, wait, is that this pick up there?
Okay.
It's on camera.
Surrounded by cameras.
Unbelievable.
Come on.
What?
Titus is giving me the look like that cross-legged one.
Was it bad?
No, I'm saying it did it.
I'm saying you missed it.
No.
You were covered in brown.
That's right. Happy'm saying it did it. I'm saying you missed covered in brown right you're happy. Yeah
Yes
Let's get across the line. I'm saying you haven't even gotten to the line yet
No, you could tell it was I think it was worse than that worse. Yeah worse. He almost said it. I think you
Yeah, yep, you're canceled. Wait. Were you asking? Yeah, it looked like coffee. Yeah, worse. Minzy almost said it again. I think you... Yeah, you're canceled.
Wait, were you asking if it looked like coffee?
Yeah.
Glen coffee.
Minzy's so good at that.
That was incredible.
All right, I'd say I'm sufficiently not having fun.
Cool.
And we still have a flower.
Yeah, this is where it's turned on me, and I'm...
See, that's fine.
Oh, that's fine.
Half-face.
I look like...
He missed.
Yeah, what's his name?
Two-face.
Two-face.
Oh, good thing.
God, he missed.
You missed the dunk.
What else are you doing for fun in Chicago?
Yeah, this is quite the episode that you sat in on.
Yeah.
Not always like this. No, it's great.
It's great.
I don't know, not much, dude.
Just a little weed, playing pool.
Hell yeah.
Pretty boring, dude.
Mincy's really good at that.
That was impressive.
That was insane, man.
Okay, what's next?
We got another thousand sold.
Everyone keep buying.
We got probably about 30 minutes left in the show.
Appreciate everyone. We're going to get some yak fans rooftop. Oh, yeah fucking awesome
Cup of Joe
Yeah, I'm not having fun anymore cup of Joe. I'll say not having fun. No. I was hard when I was winning everything
Yeah, that's probably more fun.
Where you live in LA?
I don't really say.
All right, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, that's good.
Good answer.
That's actually a really good answer.
Smart, smart really.
Dude, but yeah.
I apologize for asking.
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
I heard it's lovely there that time of year.
Yeah, that's a nice, yeah. It's a nice neighborhood. Thank you, yeah, it's okay. It's okay. I heard it's lovely there that time of year. Yeah, that's a nice. Yeah, it's a nice neighborhood
Thank you so much Tj. Do we have any ads today or no? No, okay great
So blue coffee. I also can't change the graphics. The way are you after Chicago?
I'm going to the very lovely township of Brookfield oh yeah you
gotta get the custard yeah oh yeah yeah
got so good
Austin Oscars there's Oscars there's a
cop cops cops gotta get cops custard
yeah I'm gonna go crazy when I'm out
there I look forward to the milk is that
just Milwaukee yeah yeah okay well it's
fake Milwaukee
Yeah, yeah, it's not probably yeah, she's a British house
Yeah, does everyone have a coffee? Yeah? Oh, what are we doing? Yeah, okay? We're playing cup of Joe
So everyone has a coffee and then no else like it no else gonna fire his manager. I'm high when I know
Now everyone needs a pack.
Oh, okay, all right.
Thank you.
Give one to Dan.
Cool.
Take one, pass it around.
No, actually, big cat, I have to say this is the dream.
When they say, oh, head over to do some,
they call it press.
Yeah, this is not, this is as easy a press as you can.
Yeah, I just cut into a watermelon, some toothpaste.
Yeah, right. And then. Instead of someone being like, so what do you have next planned in your career? This is as easy a press as yet. I just I just cut into a watermelon some toothpaste
And then instead of someone being like so what do you have next plan in your career? And then the hosts are like don't you humiliate yourself? I will
Feel very taken care of that's good point. I love this show. Thank you for that spin zone. Yeah
Take your cards. Thanks, dude. Alrighty, so cup. Oh
Sorry, how do you think YouTube comedy has changed in the last three years?
someone asking that
What's your baby shit
Watch these two guys drown in whipped cream
baby shit
Watch these two guys drowning whipped cream
I liked that all right all right so cup of Joe everyone has a cup of Stella blue coffee and a pack of NFL cards We're gonna do the game where you pick a team
Everyone's gonna open if your team is selected you have to eat that card you can dip it into your coffee like
We we're gonna. We've eaten a lot of
We we're gonna. We've eaten a lot of car. Yeah, I have to eat one well Maybe one bite will say one bite well we are gonna keep playing this game until someone pulls a joe oh
So we're gonna keep going around if you pull the joe
You don't have to eat any car any joe in the league yep, so any joe that in the nfo we've Joseph
About yeah, all right, so we're opening the cards? So like, top looking.
So Kate will go first.
OK.
Everyone will pick the team.
Oh, OK.
Tate, serious question.
Joey or Joseph?
All count.
All forms of Joe.
What about like, not Josiah?
Not Josiah, though.
Joe Cam?
I'm kind of hoping for a Joe Burrow.
Yeah, but I don't know if there's not a lot of J.
Joey Bosa, Joe Burrow, Joe Milton, Joe. Flacco. Flacco there's not a lot of Joey Bosa Joe Joe Milton Joe
A lot of Joe there's not a lot of Joe
Well Dom bought out Joe's target of every single NFL card they have okay, all right we need Joe all right here
We go all right, but we're cake goes everyone needs to pick a team
Okay, this is your team for the whole day. Oh
ooh
Go birds. It's gotta be Eagles, please
I'm gonna go Bengals damn it
Good cuz then if it's burrow smart I win that's smart. I don't lose actually I win
Okay, took it from me dude. It's big brain. I'll go Ravens
Cardinals Panthers Browns um Texans Rams
All right, Steve Patriots true Milton. Okay. He's not a patriot
Was for when these kids came out true. God damn shit
All right, Kate open your pack. Okay, So does this, all of us count for this?
Or is it just her?
So this is for everyone.
If she picks one, you eat it,
and we play this until someone pulls a gel.
Okay.
Noel, somebody will eat yours.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't worry.
Thank you.
We'll take one for the team.
We're used to eating cards.
Danny's had. I would love to say
this is the first time we've eaten a card,
but it's like the 20th.
Who picked Brown's?
Fuck!
Oh. Who is it? It is Bernie Coeser. Had first time we've eaten a card, but it's like the 20th who picked Browns fuck
It is Bernie coeser oh we got
Now we got name it now we got Joe Thomas Montana yeah
Buffalo Jim Kelly, okay. Oh wait god damn time out what year these cars?
Tennessee will levis okay, all right, so there's all right I was gonna say I'm not Joe but Bo Jackson on the old Los Angeles black nothing but legend so far
Randy Moss, Minnesota
Jaden Hicks, Kansas City, New York Jets Malachi Corley. All right
Clear. Oh here you go. Tate. Yep
If you remember if you pulled Joe I was never gonna work in a trillion years Good. Just separate. All right. Clear. Oh, here you go, Tate. Yep. I just got to pull Joe.
If you remember, if you pulled Joe,
That was never going to work in a trillion years.
All right.
We have Terrell Davis.
OK.
Denver Broncos.
Quarterback.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Bryce Young of the Seattle Panthers.
Ah, fuck!
The only card I couldn't have.
It's a beautiful card. Yeah, let it steep so can come out nice
quarterback
For the Oakland Raiders Rich Gannon hmm
quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers Oh Steve young ah
So this ends for everybody when we get a Joe yep, and that person doesn't have to eat everyone else has to finish
Wow running back Trey Benson
Running back Adrian Peterson and why sorry I gotta say the teams Trey Benson is Arizona Kyle
Hey, oh that looked like a shiny one shiny one dude. Oh, that'll get your card
Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings and Malik, Washington Miami Dolphins
Those are bad ones Kyle those are the ones Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings, and Malik Washington, Miami Dolphins.
Those are bad ones, Kyle. Those are the ones that we got.
Kyle, you can let it soak in your coffee.
Yeah, I'm going smaller pieces.
Oh yeah.
That's like a tea bag.
Smaller pieces, okay.
Might just chug the whole thing.
Yeah, that does not look appetizing, Kyle.
You can't even came here break mine
They're very hard to chew. I'm not eating this
I'm not that take a bite. They know not going to lick it all right go ahead no all
I do have to say this is I like this part of the show. Yeah, yeah on I'm a you know
Anyways um all right Darrell Reeves Reeves. Yep, New York
He's a cornerback. So no one said New York
Dan Marino
quarterback Miami
Anyone say dolphins?
Nobody's a dolphin
Anthony Richardson
Atlas okay. Oh Brett Favre
This one's signed.
What?
Oh, shit.
93 of 100, it's serialized.
What?
Jaden Hicks, Kansas City.
Huh.
All right.
OK.
Is this worth money?
No.
Eat it.
Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, these are not it's not fun cardboard. Oh you can card stock this now
They've really up to me hit 13 TJ who said Tennessee no one Jalen Harrell, and then
Grayson Murphy, Miami okay Wow Dean all right, okay? We got a record
Who you guys got?
Well, oh, oh do I have to go to the anus hurdy-sut? We can take a great guest
Darrell Revis we didn't talk her him out no no Dan Marino again
dolphins Anthony Richardson
Theme wait that's the same same cars red far
What kind of scam running top Caleb Williams whoa
Rookie like a twin you're a transparent that one probably is worth something
Jabari small Titans
Joe Barry Kaelin King Green Bay. Yeah, it is
That's it wow a lot of Titans. We need a Joe
Heinz Ward
Steelers Terry Bradz Ward Steelers
Terry Bradshaw also Steelers
Tom Brady
CJ Stroud, it's a che che eat Brady was it bucks or pounds pagers
It's
Play quorum there's not a lot. There's not a lot of Joe's gillin lobe
Patrick Paul fuck get us a Joe. I need one. It was a walk-off walk-off Joe
Randy Moss first one nice
Randy Moss Vikings Aaron Donald Rams Nice rainy moss Vikings
Aaron Donald Rams
John Elway
Broncos Mike Vic Falcons
John Riggins It's a good brace young Dejan Edwards. This is one of the worst
Ben oh and Mason Smith my brace young I've never liked oh
Donald try my break Ben oh, I've never liked
Tray Benson taste terrible
My braise young is taste try well you got to put it in some coffee my braise young is cooked perfectly Bernie Kosar Jim Kelly
Here you go. We'll levis this is Kate's pack
Bo Jackson Bullshit all the Trey Benson sucks.
That's a bad Trey Benson.
Irving Fryer.
Jayden Hicks.
Thank you.
That was a cute sneeze.
Rendon Rice.
Thank you.
We're not pulling a joke.
We're not pulling a single joke.
I said that.
They were like, oh, they'll easily get a joke.
Who's they?
You!
Can I say something possibly offensive
at the end of this segment?
Yes.
Say it now.
Look, I didn't grow up with the group of crazy white boys
that had a basement.
And I feel like you guys are catching me up
on an experience that I never got to.
Correct.
Yeah.
We're going to all jerk off.
How is that offensive?
Yeah, we're about to walk out.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, that was really touching.
No, I would say, I mean, when people ask what the show is,
it's a combo of just like bullshitting
about whatever's going on,
and then like seventh grade cafeteria.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What's the best strategy here?
I do tiny little pieces.
Tiny little pieces, dip it, take bites.
Danny, give us a joke, please.
You could go reverse. You could just fold the card and stuff it in your ass, and then. Danny, give us a joke, please. You could go reverse.
You could just fold the card and stuff it in your ass,
and then.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Fout, San Diego, Donovan McNabb, Eagles.
Eat up, Kate.
All right.
Holy shit.
Chris Carter, Minnesota, Marshall Falk, St. Louis.
Oh, sorry, Kate.
How have we not had Joe Montana Marcus Allen oh Cole Bishop
Bills Sam Hartman Washington give me that one no Joe's even give us a Joe the
Caleb might be worth something what is is that? That's the Caleb though. Oh, it's clear.
They make cards clear.
I don't care.
I want a Joe.
Yeah, give a fuck.
Just show us the Joe, dude.
I thought he was showing us a Joe.
I would be cool if he got a Joe.
Whoever got CJ Stroud, I have to munch on.
This price, young.
This game stinks.
It is so good.
Huh?
This game stinks.
Yeah, it stinks.
You just gotta get it into little pieces
and then you just take little tiny bites.
Get us a Joe, Steve.
You'll develop a taste for it
Your mics on I'm
Jason Kelsey not a Joe Joe Montana
Wow All right. Good job. Great job. Great pull Steve. Holy shit with a mouthful of Brady
Yeah, you don't have to eat anymore Steve Joe Montana's been a hero on this show twice. Yeah, he caught the peanut M&M. Oh
Okay, what do we do have one last thing left the left? All right, let's rule its power through. All right. Yeah, keep buying
Let's get to 15. All right, we're at 14. So let's get one more. Let's get one more K TJ
Can you pull up the scrambling? Thank you everyone for buying
Do we go?
What's that?
He has a heart out
Yeah, you guys go. Yeah. Yeah, you guys go. I'll do the last two. Yeah. All right. No, no, you're good
This is for you verse Kate. Okay, let's do it
Wheel first spin the wheel just quick the wheel
Okay, let's do it. Okay.
Let's do it.
Wait, spin the wheel first.
Spin the wheel just quick.
Spin the wheel.
We've got to spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
We'll come back down.
I'll stand by.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
You'll probably see me walking by in my boxers when I go take a shower.
It's normal office.
Spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin
it, spin it, spin it.
Okay, all right.
We're good.
All right.
All right, last two.
Who left? I have a feeling one of them is going to get antique good. All right. All right last two. Who left? I have a feeling one. I'm just gonna get antique today
All right
Maybe scrambled for coffee
So pull up that PowerPoint. So this is Kate verse big cat
You have 30 seconds to unscramble a coffee themed word Oh going back and forth
First person to get three right the other person has so scrambled up big cat is sig bat
T-bob and whiteboard rick are gonna hold you up by your ankles while you smoke a cigarette out on the court, okay?
Love that
Is that gonna hurt Kate's back? I?
Could just smoke one laying down. Yeah
Kate will smoke one laying down. I'll smoke one up. That's lit up. That's fair. Do you guys want to imagine both of them?
Just like I know yeah spine out. I can't do that, But I'll do watching how they like take the spine out of a fit
That would be Kate
Gutter kidding just holding her spine
All right, let's go
Come on yelling these out as soon as we know TJ. We're at 14. Let's get to 15 here we go
So it's first person and now?
These are all coffee themed, you said?
Yep, if they don't get it in 30 seconds,
we're gonna move on to the next one.
Okay.
You're gonna get them quick.
All right, so we're going back and forth.
Do you guys wanna go at the same time
or one person?
She goes, I go, she goes, I go?
They should do same time, I think.
Oh, same time, okay.
All right, so if you don't get it in 30 seconds,
we'll go to the second word.
Cool, first one to shout it out
caffeinated
No caffeine no, you get multiple guesses sure I thought we were yelling out till we got it
Cafesito
I'm so bad caffeinated. There's no
Cappuccino calf. What are you doing?
You gotta see there's ends and oh no mean caffeine calf
Tell you right now not enough apps for cappuccino shown TJ
Caffeination
Saying words didn't have the letter
Caffeination oh
I'm saying words didn't have the letter
Didn't it it will know I'm this is the maybe the worst thing I'm at in life. I can never get these
Unscrambling my brain is so bad for these
Okay, all right number two. I could just literally just okay extortion
Caffeine um a cafe caffeinated
caffeinated
everyone
Detroit Detroit ex what has an ex in it
cafex
cafex
exotic
no
cafe
rox
rox
no
light roast medium roast dark roast
I have no chance
cant trecon
cant of troit extra tonic Light roast medium roast dark roast. I have no chance. Can't tree kind
candidate Detroit
Extratonic
Fuck I thought I was gonna be good at this when I was way wrong. No, you're
You're as bad as me. You just say word nation X and as it what is it Danny extraction? Oh, that's a coffee word
Come on. Yeah, lose coffee words, I guess. Okay. All right. Let's skip number three then go to four okay
Fastener though we're going earthiness here. We go go
clip art
Clark
Drip medium drip. I'm so dumb
Order caffeine complete
uh Order caffeine or complete
Tree or picture
Cold brew
I could sit here for the next hour now starts with a P. Beans arts with a P starts with a
circulation
You know mark
Percolate oh
Alright five and six should be do five okay. No. I didn't know it. I just like to say
chaotic macchiato Five okay, I didn't know it. I just like to say
Macchiato
That's one one for Dan
You're any no cra grainy girney after 15 seconds you should give him the first letter grainy
Nurgay this was your knee your knee
journey greeny green green
Greeny green grainy grainy egg. I'm just copying her. I'm not giving it in
God coffee words Starts with an e ee ger
Brandon Walker is running a low on energy
Is that a two for you yeah all right to I'm screwed all right
Solinity and nailed it. I like that salinity
Is this a very obvious coffee word is I mean it's a no
Blue I think it fits see in law so
See in law so yes see different types of Stella blue yes
Nia lasso hot cold
Slant slant What does it start with s that doesn't
I thought this was gonna be easy I'll say that no there's no chance my brain
is so bad yeah no I'm fucked I'm sorry I haven't gotten any of these either
really I have to when I do these have to write them out and like move them Around this one is I can't I can't season oh
That's so easy this next one getting these right away, or are we that dumb?
Okay, these are hard. They are getting it, but it started to tell if it's one guy getting it and then everybody yeah
Okay, all right guys just one guy
Gira un Gira
Gong Sarah, I'm gonna let you go for a second then I'll go first letter Arabica be careful
Jungle Arabica America
Kong Gira
T's are they have to be getting this one.
Grano.
Kade I think you need to think of these in your head.
Grano.
I'm so bad at Nicaragua.
Give him the first letter.
Oh.
Organic.
Yeah.
Three zero. Great job. Give me the first letter. Oh. Oh? Organic. Yeah, 3-0.
Great job.
Woo.
Get it.
Get ready.
Deadly game.
I'm ripping my spine out.
Oh, easy.
I mean, damn.
Oh, that's easy.
That's easy.
That one's easy.
What?
What?
Come on.
How is this easy?
Premature?
Prematural.
Premature.
Come on.
You got this, piquette.
T-e-a-m-u- this Tiram up don't think too much
Temperature yeah
Do you want to keep going oh
This one's hard all right kiss skip it yeah, okay parchment. Oh no this one go to go to
Yeah, okay parchment. Oh no this one go to go to the
Ittie-cock. Oh yeah, go to 13 and 14 and then we can be done 13 14 15 or easy 13 14 15 sop so press
So expresso ah great job
Starista wow I'm hot
liquid Darista Wow, I'm hot liquid
Bob and white boy Rick come on out Kate knew all of those I'm just afraid that the metal paint on my face is going to ignite. They should just hold you
Hold you they should hold you like a baby. Yeah, are you smoke? Yeah, that's fair Yeah, I don't want to make anyone do no no they should hold you should carry hold you like a baby. Yeah, I'll you smoke. Yeah, that's fair
Yeah, I don't want to make anyone do no no they should hold you should carry hold you like a baby
I don't want a secondhand smoke them. We're making them do it Kate
All right, let's do the last thing cuz I do also have to okay I
Have to go in ten minutes
Let me just promise that I'll smoke one. Alright. Pick them up while
we do that. Alright. Alright. This is uh what is this? What? Who do you want to go against?
Danny's a good one. Alright. Let's go Danny. Alright. So, this is called French. Pick
them up. Pick her up and let her smoke a cigarette. Uh French Press loser has to do a flat white.
Um so, French Press, you're're both gonna be laying on your stomach,
looking at the screen, and we're gonna put a picture up
of a French person.
First person to get it, or we'll go back and forth.
If you get it right, you're good.
If not, we are going to add one of our Frenchmen,
we have the biggest people in the office
to come dogpile on you.
Until someone gets three, loser has to get antiqued
while laying on their back
with the biggest thing of flower we've ever had
from elevation.
All right, let's go.
All right.
Let's do it.
Come on.
T-Bob, we need you for this.
This is French press.
We're gonna, if he gets it wrong.
I gotta go in 10 minutes for an interview.
Danny, you don't have to do this.
No, what do you mean?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm Yeah, I'm good
Lay down all right
All right big cat can go first the French people so you get you have to identify who it is
If not, we're adding a person on top of you
Macron
Yes, that's one first of three
Oh, we we yes, that's one first of three.
Oh, can I guess if he doesn't get it? Oh, I can't get it.
No, no, Danny.
There's only one Marie.
Oh, no, I don't know.
No, no, no, don't lay on him.
What do I have?
What's the punishment?
Can I guess?
Can I get this?
I can't get this.
You know it.
Yes.
No, you can't get it.
Joan of Arc Joan of Arc. Joan of Arc.
That should be two nothing me. So someone goes on top of Danny. That should be two nothing me.
What are you doing to me? That should be two nothing me. That should be two nothing me.
Alright, that's a tough one. Number three for Big Cat.
Oh, Marie Curie.
That's what? Ah, fuck! Oh Marie Curie
Big T I have to though right now
All right number four Danny no, this is really painful
I would not have guessed that. All right, number four for Danny.
No, this is really painful.
Dude, I don't fucking know.
Oh, Larry.
No, wait, I'm gonna guess it.
I'm gonna guess it.
Hold on.
Fuck, that is...
Wait, is he, no, he's Sherman, I think.
They're all French.
He's Sherman.
Wait, wait, let me see a picture again.
Danny, I'm gonna try to hold some of it.
Guess it, big guy.
Guess it. I think that's try to hold some of it. Guess it, big man. Guess it.
I think that's gonna be...
Bingo.
Oh, no, Nicky.
Oh, Monet!
I was close!
That's a half credit!
Oh, no.
You're taking preciously some.
Yeah, we need somebody.
No, no, that wasn't me getting it wrong.
That was a steal.
Oh, I see.
All right.
Ah, this is gonna actually, like...
That's Napoleon board that's Napoleon
Like you bet
They get easier Oh, get off of him! Danny's up, let's go TJ!
My back! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the guy from the fucking with the heart thing. He's got a heart problem.
He's got the heart problem.
From Gonzaga.
No?
That is who it is.
That is who it is.
That should count.
Mikey, can you get on?
Say it Danny.
Yeah.
Danny.
No, no, that's not me.
That's not me because that was a steal.
Mikey, can you get people from the cave?
We need more people.
No, Mikey, no.
No, hold on, I got it.
I got it, hold on.
We need somebody.
Put it up again!
Liam, we need bodies or something. Interns.
Wow, that's a lot of dick in ass.
A lot of dick in ass.
Alright, I don't know.
Ronnie Turia.
I should have gotten credit for that.
Alright.
Nass!
Oh, that's Boris Dio.
That's Boris Dio.
Alright, I'm done! I won 3-0! Oh! All right next oh, that's that's Boris D out that's Boris D. Oh
Thanks boys
Some beef Sneaky one of the more painful things.
Kadek and T-Bob, stick around for the.
See beefs in there?
There was a.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Worried about Tate jumping on next.
That made me very nervous.
All right, so it ends with a flat white, which type of coffee.
And that is just you are getting elevated.
You're laying down, and we are pouring the whole tub of flour on you for what that wasn't the punishment
How's the game that was the game? That was the fun part?
Yeah, I'm
Sleep can't change a shirt before
Oh god. No, no, we had to change the shirt.
Just grab one of those.
Grab a rollback.
I can't rollback.
We have like infinity shirts back here.
How are they going to do this?
They're going to hold it up.
We thought about doing it from the second level.
Oh, that would be a disaster.
Yeah, it'd be dirty.
Thank you everyone who perched ReHit15.
Thank you everyone who perched.
Hopefully we get some Yak fans. Holy fuck. Yak fans at the rooftop. Thank you everyone who personally hit 15. Thank you everyone who purchased
Fuck Yak fans at the rooftop
Appreciate everyone. That's a lot of flour. Oh my god
They're gonna just keep spinning this until they they're just spinning it against okay there we go. Oh my god
That's a lot of flour Danny
Did he might hands off these guys may never get this thing open.
Oh, here we go.
Thank you, everyone, for helping.
Tate, thank you.
Yeah, great job, Tate.
Appreciate it.
Great stuff.
Our goal was like 10, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We got 15.
Yeah.
I was hoping for like 8 to 10.
No one's looking. the lot of flour. How much? Yeah, we just dump it in. Yeah, just full body antique. You gotta lay down though. Yeah. On your back. On your back. Flat white. Dan, it's a flat white.
T Bob and as high as you can. Yeah. Kadek are like our mafia
enforcers.
Other way.
Other way. Lay on your back.
Lay on your back.
Get a good angle.
I would take it for you but I beat you and we have to respect the game.
Is everyone good?
Yeah.
Who wants to count down?
Yeah.
Three, two, one. Yeah, yeah three two one Oh my God. Oh my God. Danny.
Oh man.
The way he just.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
The sound that made.
That was so good.
Oh.
Look at the feet.
Look at the feet Leo.
His little footprints across the gym. Great job Danny. I
Would have taken it for you, but I beat you so fair fair
Did the weight of that did you did it You're superimposed on the screen Did it it looks like it goes out of me an actual ghost
You're superimposed on the screen
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