The Yak - One of Our Coworkers is Addicted to Dyeing His Eyebrows | The Yak 6-9-25

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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promo code yak Monday hello everyone hey Monday, I'm probably wondering why I'm dressed so nice mm-hmm I do have to leave a little early for the still blue chair the paws golf outing. Oh very nice golf outing. Oh very nice. You want me to dress really nice? I didn't even notice. I just thought you were wearing the same black t-shirt I always wear. No I have a black polo shirt that's what I really... This black shirt has two buttons. Yeah I get freaky with it like oh I'm not gonna go the black t-shirt I'm gonna go black polo. You are wearing you're wearing nicer everything and it looks exactly like what you are. Exactly what I'm going for

Huh, just just upped it a little bit. I did have some white-ass shoes I went to a birthday party on Saturday night for like Parents in my son's school, and I got dressed and it was just a nicer black polo Did you wish happy birthday to the kid this time? No, it was a I don't know if you heard me, Danny, I said a parent's birthday. Mm, that's lame. Parents are having birthday parties? No, how many cakes?

How many cakes did you eat? I did not eat any cakes. You at least had half a cake. You didn't eat one cake. No, I said this to these guys in private, my problem, I have a actual problem with the ice cream machine now that I didn't see coming. I don't eat dessert at home anymore,

which is a problem, because I want to. But like Friday night I wanted to have ice cream and I was like, this would be my fifth ice cream of the day. How close? Can't do that. Okay. Can't do that. You don't think there's a world where at some point

you have that machine, you have a second machine at your home? Second back home. When are you gonna have your first cone today? When did you have it? Three hours ago. So wait, when are you, okay, when are you gonna have your second cone today? 20 minutes ago?

Okay. You have your smothered, sizzling fajita. Didn't have any Mexican food. Aso smothered fajita bowl. Man, guy can't get a burrito one day. One day. How was everyone's weekend? Good? It was good. Good to One day, how's everyone's weekend good? It was good good

Was good to very good. I think it was good to very good about a new restaurant, which is always me too You go first. I'll let your recommendation breathe a little bit. I went to I decided I'm gonna let you wreck take Yeah, you're right cuz you double wreck right off of everyone's gonna be like, oh well Kyle and I'll say mine I decided to take full advantage of the area, man, and get out to the suburbs. A lot of great- Keep saying that. Just say Wisconsin.

A lot of great restaurants in the suburbs. I came down to Highland Park. Oh. Oh. I went to a place called Bluegrass. Ooh. And Bluegrass had like, I got a blackened grouper and some crawfish tails and some fuckin'. Did you place it on Set Valley?

I didn't place it on Set Valley. Yeah, I'm working on it. But I bluegrass doesn't look like much from the outside you're like this isn't this isn't much I walked in wasn't impressed sat down food was fucking incredible that's a swanky area isn't it it is a swanky house it's not a swanky restaurant it doesn't it has swanky food without the swanky atmosphere oh yeah now are. Now, a bunch of old people. Did you get it for free by doing this? No, no. In fact, I was, nobody, unrecognizable.

I just walked in. Wow, whoa. For a celebrity of my stature. Finally, somewhere you can get a little break. For a celebrity of my stature to go somewhere and not be recognized at all. Shoot! Now, a bunch of old people there.

The average age was dead. But it was, it was great. It was fucking great. I average age was dead, but it was great. It was fucking great. I had crawfish tails, I had crab cakes, I had pork belly burn-ins, I had Grouper, I had a Bananas Foster. Oh, Bananas Foster's the jet. Fuck, it was good.

It was so good. God damn. Is that the pic you posted? No, I made that. You had pork belly burn ends twice this weekend? It was crazy, Nick, because I was planning to do it all. I saw a TikTok last week of a good recipe for it. I was planning to do it all week.

I was gonna do it Sunday. And then on Saturday, we got to that restaurant and they had them. And I was like, let me get a taste. Yeah, warm up for it. Warm up the stomach. And I did. And there's where mine were good. There's were great. Great energy right now.

Yeah. Thank you very much. Yeah. We all appreciate it. You just gotta get them fed. Let me tell you motherfuckers something. I took three caffeine shots this morning. Oh, let's go. Yeah. I could haul a fucking 18 wheeler

across that basketball court. Let's go, Brandon. Yeah. Fuck these hoes. I can't wait till the migraine starts hitting me. Yeah. No, it's gonna kill wheeler across that basketball. Oh Brandon. Yeah, fuck these hoes I can't wait to the migraine starts. Yeah, no, it's gonna Destroy my liver. I'll probably die very quickly Shit okay, so breathe breathe. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good Kyle Yeah, I want to smother that I'm gonna wait

Are you intimidated cuz his was pretty I don't think I could beat that you can be I'm gonna back half off I'll just drop it yeah I'll drop it well I got double down on bluegrass it was incredible that's awesome it's a great place Highland Park beautiful fuck yeah I know I gotta go play I said we but okay I got disinvited there Yeah, not really invited you were never invited. Well you I said we could go play it together. Yeah That'd be nice when you say we I hear me. Yeah, it does happen with you. Yeah That do be happening. Mm-hmm No, baby Titus no, baby. That would have been really funny if you're like actually I did.

Saturday afternoon. I'm back already. Yeah. What's the hold up? I don't know my wife is being kind of a bitch. You know you gotta get her some spicy Thai food. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Well you're not to the do-day. Maybe oh, no we're hot chipper. Oh Well, you're not to the duty. Maybe. Oh, no, we're hot chipper. Oh, yeah. Should we do an after dark? Yes.

Get the baby out. We're trying to induce labor after dark. Yeah. Is she curb walking? A little bit, yeah. What's curb walking? You walk uneven, and you find a curb, a tall curb, and you just walk uneven.

And the crisscross is supposed to make the baby be like, enough. Yeah. She walked up a flight of stairs sideways, and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. She was like, I'm trying to have a baby. Here, now? On these stairs?

Stairs? I don't know. When's your birthday? Is there a chance? Mine's the 25th. Oh, OK. Hers is a week after mine. So there's a chance that the baby comes in

Oh birthdays a whole week, which I actually think would be awesome. Yeah I will just do like a birthday week as a family. I guess adult birthdays don't matter anyway Yeah, there's a chance that the baby comes on my birthday which case You know there goes your birthday. Yeah, there goes your birthday. You don't have one anymore. I think you're close enough now that all the birthdays can get grouped now. Yeah, throw them all together, right? Yeah.

Smash them in. Yeah, I don't know. I'll let you guys know. I'll let you guys know probably, like, four days after? Can you do? Well, no, actually, can we have like an emoji you pick and just tweet it? Like a bat signal? Oh, OK, yeah. Is there a baby emoji, though? Or just do we have to pick emoji you pick and you just tweet it like a bat signal? Oh, okay? Yeah

Is there a baby emoji though, or just do we have to? Maybe not a baby emoji. Maybe they have to be something completely random. Yeah, do you want obvious? You want a gender reveal? No, I yeah one emoji for a girl one emoji for a boy. Yeah, actually let us do Minecraft emojis when you just do like the gif do a Minecraft gift, but well, it's not pre-planet We'll have to guess okay. Well, is it real if we guess? No, he'll tweet a Minecraft gift and then we'll have to decipher if it's boy or girl, okay But again, is it a reveal if it's a guess what do you mean? It's only a reveal if he's telling us he's revealing what the answer is revealing the answer in a Minecraft. Yeah,

but we're gonna have to figure it out if I did a gender reveal it wouldn't leave you guessing I wouldn't I wouldn't have both blue and okay it's a month now the caffeine shots seem fucked up. Oh it's a minecraft I like gender guess reveal you need to chill out and lose you guys Can't create this monster and then listen, we'll figure out. It's like going to the doctor. We got to, we got to work on your dosage. I did nothing between mostly, but take caffeine shots. You overdose. We got to, yeah, we got to, we got to dial it back. Look at his leg going. All right. So you'll do a Minecraft. I'll do a Minecraft gender gift, gender reveal. And we'll just

have to guess off of it It's gender reveal. He knows the gender. He's revealing it via Minecraft gift. We have to guess Yeah, I get it. Yeah, it makes pretty much But I don't think you know what the word reveal means he's the word reveal Is gonna be in the gift correct Oh, you can't read the same time What I'm some minecraft gifts in the film national treasure the founding fathers revealed where the treasure was hidden It was up to Benjamin Gates

To find the treasure, but they revealed where the treasure was right? It's the exact same thing TJ pull some minecraft gifts This would be very easy if I revealed my penis It'd be up to you whether you saw it Alright, so yeah that first that's a that's a boy. That's a boy. That's a boy. You think that's boy. Yeah That's also a boy. Yeah That's a girl. No, this might be girl. That's a girl. That's a girl. Oh Yeah, that's a

Hunty what? That's a girl. Oh, yeah, that's it Really think that That's a boy that's a girl. No, he's dodging the arrow of having a girl. Yeah, that's true. Brandon's right on that Yeah, that's definitely boy. Give us some more. That's a girl. Girl. Why? Cause that's a boy. Girls ain't riding pigs. No, that's a little girl on like a princess pony. That could also be a hog. I'd love to be a hog. Get a pig. This is tough. This is tough. That's girl to me. They're like choreographed chicks Might be the baby's not tightest. I don't like that. Yes

That is oh fuck yeah, not you that's a girl what yeah, that's just a guy with Gifts are telling us anything It'll make fun and just wait. Yeah It'll make sense That's girl girl. Yeah like wake up wake up. Are you fainting cuz you had a girl? Yeah Yeah, we're gonna get this it's gonna be fun The first ever minecraft gender reveal. Oh, that's girl. That's a girl for sure For sure no

Kate can I ask a question that might be a little personal? Did you see Elon Musk at the Oval Office I People have been tweeting me and saying oh oh, Elon Musk, ha ha. And I was like, what does that mean? I had another person. But Kate, you have a black eye. I have a black eye. I have makeup on it.

Yeah, what happened? I have concealer over it. Everything all right at home? No. I should be in a shelter the way I get. Dude, kids are the biggest abusers of all time. Did you get hit in the face? I got my one and a half year old's been doing the back bends

Oh, yeah, we're they fling up and I was trying to put a sock on and he was wiggling and he just fuck it Yeah, got me so hard. I thought I'd knocked out like five teeth on one of those ones I thought I they've almost broken my nose before I thought I would what are they doing? What is this? They just But what are that's all if you're tying their shoes They have zero control right now you're like nose mouth teeth Are they Plain are they know they can't they're basically Kids before age two and a half are basically mini Draymond Greens.

Yes. They don't have control of their body. They'll just walk up to you and be like. They'll just kick you in the nuts. They'll fucking hit you. Yeah. And you can't tee them up. I need to, I need to reassess some things.

Yeah, so Kate, what did you do? What did you do to the child? You hit him back? I literally was like, here we go, we're putting our, we were having a great day. Well no, afterwards though. Oh, you can't do anything. Square up.

You have to. Are there any cops listening? You can't do anything. No, they'd have to come forward right now. No, nothing, but I did accidentally, I did cry for a second because I heard so bad tears started coming out. I try to never cry in front of my kids because I don't want them to be like, but I was like, hold on, mommy needs a minute.

And then they'll cry. And then you should sue him. My four year old, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. Aw, yeah, ruin him. Emotional damage. Yeah. My son kicked me in the face the other day, my six year old.

And he was upset. And I was like, what's wrong? You kicked me. And he's like, that just keeps happening to me. Oh, man, you guys have to. He's like, I think he just keeps accidentally kicking people. Yeah, my three kids won't fuck with me anymore.

No. Why? You lay down the law? You're asleep? Yeah, you're not around. Don't wake daddy. That was just a masterful line by me and not one of them got it, that's fine.

Was it a quote of a movie? Anymore. No, it is what it is. What is it? 1960s movies. Yeah, Tom Cruise, no he doesn't know Tom Cruise. My three kids won's not with me anymore. No, it is what it is. What is that? 1960s movie. Yeah, Tom Cruise. No, he doesn't know Tom Cruise. My Three Kids Won't Fuck With Me Anymore.

My Three Kids, uh, Succession? Could be. Ducked heads. Is it a lyric? Saving Private Ryan. Is there anything I can do to offset the caffeine? Oh, it is Saving Private Ryan. It's the mom when she found out

the three of her sons died. Yeah. No, it's not. It's a catch when she found out the three of her sons died Like yeah, my three kids won't fuck right yeah, they're dead You got a lettuce great pole dude. Yeah, thank you. You got to let us know what it is nothing. It's nothing doesn't work Don't worry come on use the money. It's not a reference. What is it? Oh you just said it. I just said it But you have four oh you four kids That's a good question is Tommy in chat that was good That was really good. What's up, Arian?

This is a big cat six days ago versus big cat today. Yeah Way nicer Yeah, I was watching the Viva TV, how did we not notice you were dressed up? I was watching the Viva TV and I was like I gotta start just mixing in one different color I was watching the VVTV and I was like I gotta start just mixing in one different color once in a while because it was literally It was like the course of four days and I did not change if they like the pants change But it was just like a different like shade of like greenish like khaki. Yeah, you got to go like orange once a week Yeah, if you walk in here with like a dark Navy, I'm gonna pounce all Alright gay ball mr. flamboyant over here shit all right I'm gonna mix it up I'm mix it up Oh Arian's getting his first ice cream I think no he's getting

a glove he's playing catch with oh yeah cuz he's throwing out the first pitch tonight oh yeah first pitch Taylor Warner's, yeah. First pitch. Taylor one is brewers. Oh my god. Hi. Hey, Aaron. Good to see you. Throw it higher than you expect. That's that you got because you you'll you'll bounce it otherwise. It's gonna be 98 down the middle. Yeah, well, once he comes or white socks. He's doing brewers. Oh, brewers. Oh, sweet. There's going all the or white socks. He's doing Brewers. Oh brewers. Oh sweet There's going all the way to Milwaukee for a baseball. Oh, I better leave now. Yeah, it wants to make it

I'm going to Marne. I should see is See what he's got. Oh, he's fine. Yes, I know right away. Why did they go? Horizontal across court not vertical not not the long. Yeah, that did make sense they're actually like in a very dangerous spot to throw it down the hallway. And they've got multiple things to do. I went to see Francis on Saturday night. I took a solo date out to Rosemont took myself. He was incredible. He's so good. I haven't seen him in a long time. And the last time I saw him, he was good, but it was like right after that he had gotten fired. Yeah.

But this time I was like blown away by how good, like he's so good. I had like a second. It was so good. It was so good. The fact that you, I thought you were joking and then I saw your Instagram story being like Francis. I was like, fuck.

No, I wasn't joking. I thought we were all doing a bit that we were gonna go see him. No, no, I wanted. And you guys joking and then I saw your Instagram story being like Francis. I was like fuck No, I was we're all doing a bit. They were gonna go no no I wanted And you guys went saw I fucked up an action. Oh you would yeah, too. Yeah, I went Friday. I'm on Friday Yeah, I saw him. He's possibly talented. Yeah Yeah, he's episode five in tires not four Oh, he got it wrong not I'm not upset at him But I am a little upset at him because I literally stayed up late on Friday night being like, gotta see Francis, gotta see Francis.

Watched episode four and I was just like, he's gonna be out, he's gonna pop out at some point. Any minute. And then. Post credit scene maybe. Yeah, but he was very good. And fights, fights was in episode six. With Vince Vaughn. Oh my God my which is cool

Vince Vaughn But up Vince Vaughn plays the same character and everything and it works Yeah, like he was the same but there I think there's more actors than you think that do the same thing and everything Oh, yeah, but Vince Vaughn has a very like He like hits you with the fast yeah cadence. Yeah, and it but it works every time. Yes, Vince Vaughn. Yeah Denzel That's white socks Dave, you know, he says Denzel plays the same guy in every movie He's just thinking of men on fire So every movie is just one movie. Yeah, every movie's been on fire Kate. I had the same experience with Francis

I saw him and like I remember when he the, when he was still working at Barcelona, he did the stand-up special, it was right when I got hired. And I watched it and I thought it was pretty good. And then I went and saw him at WrestleMania last year in Philly. Blew me away. How fucking funny he was. I have to stop, because I was like, I feel bad saying this, I was like stunned afterwards. I was like, holy shit.

Phenomenal. That was like so good. He was like riffing with the crack leg. Because when you talk to him in person, you're like, there's no way this guy can. Right, right. I wouldn't pay money to see this guy. He was on the Yak for, on Friday, then. A board.

I was like, where was that when you're on the Yak, Francis? You know, then he was saving his energy. Friday was, no, he's really, really good. I know, I loved it. My face like hurt afterwards cuz yeah I'm really the clock's still in for you, too. You're up Next month that's in part why I went I was like I better go and like remember what a comedy show is like again I didn't get out much. Yeah, I'm not panicking what you're doing. You're doing. Yeah

Yeah Francis gave me the opposite effect We got a poster made and I asked the designer to make us look like Muppet Babies. That was a choice. And they made Kate very old. Same as me? Oh no.

We sent pictures of everybody and they made Kate just astoundingly old. How old are you? Like up in the theater balcony old. Wow. Like completely gray hair. And it's Muppet. It's Muppet.

Did they at least enhance your boobs? No, I wearing an oldie dress with like ruffles around We're trying to get people to come to the show. Yeah, are you nanny Nick texted me on Friday? He's like I'm so sorry they grade you I'll have to send it to TJ, but this graphic designers or AI those graphic designers I Wouldn't do that Anyway, it's okay. It's for the best Well, I'd like to see great Kate just to see how great you were

Because I was zoomed in I was like, okay, that's me. That's this that's them Kate I guess who is which one is this y'all they're all doing the same night. It's gonna be yeah me Kate mook Few other people good. That's gonna be awesome. me, Kate, Mook, a few other people, we'll be good. That's gonna be awesome. You got your material yet, Kate? Francis was so good, he makes me never wanna try it. That is actually- That's awesome, I feel that.

Some people would be inspired and be like, you're so good, you've gotten me into the idea of doing standup, I had the opposite. That's almost insulting though, if you saw Francis, you're like, I could do that. Yeah, that's true. So that's the right train of thought yeah I had like you know like sometimes you'll watch a basketball player You're like I want to go out back and yeah play like them or try whatever he did the opposite of just like I will

Can't he's so good. I should retire from He's so good. He's bad at shit, too, though There's a lot of he is really bad at a lot of- He is really bad at a lot of shit. Yes. He's bad at a lot of shit. I don't wanna, yeah, I don't wanna be. I don't wanna blow his spot up, but he is really fucking bad at some stuff too.

So. I actually can't think of- I was hoping somebody would, yeah. There's Kate. It was that, oh my God. Oh no. The dimple was the only, the only-

Oh Kate. What? So Kate, why? I was kinda shocked. Did that other girl take your wand away and you couldn't? People are expecting an old, old lady. Good lord. I know, I was like.

And I was like, did Kate talk to Mook and say like she's playing a character that's coming out? Are you doing a character? No. Ha ha ha. That's not fair, Kristen's the total snob. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Look at Mook.

I know, but I'll look sweet. Mook's Amish. Mook looks awesome. And Adam McCusky's, Aidan McCusky's, he's Larry Bird. Yeah, he at Mook. I know, but I'll look sweet. Mook's Amish. Mook looks awesome. And Adam McCusky's, Eden McCusky's, he's Larry Bird. Yeah, Larry Bird. What's fake would have been Larry Bird too. Chris Greco is the name who can't be named, Michelangelo. Oh yeah, he is.

Yeah. Who's M. Brown? Yeah, who's M. Brown? Who's M. Brown, Dan? M. Brown. Brown is... Compare him to a to a parcel employee. No, that's... What can I think of?

Huh. Yeah, but they made Kate Old. I don't know if the ticket link's up yet. We haven't promoted it. That's a lot of fucking people. Yeah. Damn. Somebody there's got to be worse than me. When was it?

Second second July second speaking of looks I know it's already been talked about extensively Shaped up to everybody see you read item. Oh Time Danny read item. Oh, did he retire Danny? Oh, no, he died of himself your infantry This is a rare genuine like if this is the first time you saw him you'd be like something's awful this guy's yeah Connor Get in here get in here Connor. Yeah, just get in here. Aaron's just in our lap. No. Yeah, we're not He's gonna crush should warm up in front of the ice cream machine. Get in here, Connor. Right now, Connor. Was there a need to reapply? No.

I don't think so. I don't remember thinking, boy, he needs to touch these things up. He's going down a danger. I knew this was gonna happen with the foundational piece. Yeah. Now he's really feeling himself in terms of looks. How long until plastic surgery?

But I think he's been speeding on the highway a little bit. I think he just ramped it up to 95 Yeah Don't be around the corner like that. He's kind of like a good like scared straight like never given nerd a compliment What are you doing? What is that? TJ, that's evil Connor. If the people want a picture they could go they could go to my last tweet That's a good picture of them Dude Connor a million how many followers you have big cat there you go. That's that's a good picture There's too much light they actually reverse Wilson oh my god is that edited

Yeah, Moresh is also stomping on my grave if you check out his Instagram story He posted a picture of him on a boat with just like a picture of me up in the top corner He's laughing like he's little bronze names like can't believe this is my life So this time around they look a little thicker you added. Did you know no I did not shape them This is the thing when I got them dot yeah, there's my rash When I when I got them died the last time did he leave his with you Croatia hold on to these for me when I got the last time it was professionally done.

I had really the only reason I got them done the last time is my eyebrows were so thin they trimmed them so they were dark but I had thin eyebrows you couldn't really tell and also the darkness faded over time. These I did what Ryan Day does and I got a little bit of product from the store and I did them myself but I have thicker eyebrows and light brown. What they did not settle, they did not fade, they got darker over time so I put them on and I was like okay this is kind of dark right now but they'll get better. No they did not. I was panicking. Are you thinking about maybe dyeing them lighter now? I ordered dye remover.

And I'm gonna go back to my professional. Were you afraid to come in this morning? Were you like, oh man. No, I knew it was bad, but I was like, it's not gonna be like that. You look so bad. And the thing is, it's on the middle of your face. That's what Brandon put it it perfectly like technically they do match

Part of my hair like the darker part of my hair, but it does not match my face at all I'm actually sure at least I think you I think you should die your right here. Yeah, you got to go beard Well, my mom's telling me to do that even before this whole incident. She's saying last month Oh, you should just die your beard now, but I'm your mom. I'm gonna change how you look She's literally supposed to love you no matter what yeah, yeah, the only one no I I think Originally it was a great move and don't get me wrong. This is not discourage me at all from dying my eyebrows I'm still gonna die him. I just need to perfect the formula This was not the way going to the going, getting the product, doing it myself,

I can't trust myself to do that. This is, I have to do it. How long did you leave it on? Isn't it five minutes? Dude, I took it off after two and a half. This wasn't even the full five. Oh man. So I thought I was good.

I was like, oh, it's getting really dark right now. But it'll be fine. It'll settle after a day or two after I take a shower, whatever, and it just got darker and darker and you why why did you do it to begin with? Because you couldn't see my eyebrows on camera being on camera being on camera every day is breaking scoop I look I look I look sick. Yeah, the last you look like started Oh, you look fine since I started mostly sports for the first time in his life He is on camera every single day and I think the feedback has been overwhelming that he is not good to look at

Radio wardrobe no, I I think in general the eyebrows is always something I was self-conscious about then I go on camera every single day and they were so thin when I got him trimmed That you just couldn't see him at all and that was my breaking point where I said I'm gonna die them the die originally Couldn't see him at all and that was my breaking point where I said I'm gonna die them the die originally You were quite a bird just got his eyebrows died so really touch them at all in the first You know good job. No where you work who cares what you look like I understand that but believe it or not There was a world outside of work that you where I I like to look good This is your significant other told you you need to dye your eyebrows? No, no, no.

Oh. Nothing like that, nothing like that. So who else? It was just, it was something that I wanted. What day did you do this? I did this a month ago. No, no, no, this most recent watch. Oh, this?

This was Friday. Who's patient zero here? Who gave you the first compliment about you changing? Like when you got a foundational piece, who was the first person person who do we blame for You're talking about my clothes like I say the first time walking I said this is why you don't give nerds compliment because then they just change everything about themselves the first time you change something about yourself Who complimented you and caused you to make another probably you mark it could have been it might have been it was either you or

Maybe maybe a woman and I was like oh okay the girls like it so might as well do you get the tick tock comments on the original eyebrow post all of them the original eyebrow was I mean that was you know that's great that was a month ago those were much later that was a professional catering the dye to my hair color. This was me going to it Can I say something you you want to be blonde right you want to be referred to as you say that I am You aren't blonde when you do your eyebrows You're blonde in the first picture your eyebrows the way you change your eyebrows have changed your hair This is made everything darker right this iteration does you know that?

Pictures I know lighting is different, but you were blonde in that. You could have passed as blonde in this one, and then you were not blonde in this. Yeah, it does. It changes the whole face. It changes the whole fucking structure. It's a strawberry blonde. No! No, it's red. It's either red or brown. There's no blonde.

Do you think somebody that doesn't really know your face that well would be able to tell something's amiss when they look at you? Yeah! Now they can for sure. Yeah, trust me. I've talked to my professional. Look at all of our faces. Look at his face. What do you notice about his face? Yeah I have a point. Anything about his eyebrows? Oh, yeah. Do they look natural? Taylor? Yeah, he tarped him. He dyed them. He dyed them? Just have a point about his eyebrows. Oh, yeah like naturally

Died them yeah No It was a bad die actually Make them red about it. They used to be like blonde to the point where you couldn't see him So I got him darker, and I did him too dark So I got him darker and I did him too dark Got our dance right you gave up your bond you gave up all rights to give up blonde Yeah, that's it. That's my mom saying

You're just trying to run away from speaking ginger speaking of the way guys like he just walked by me Oh, no, have you guys like for a moment today? I've seen you know what to Blake to look at Blake to look at I've seen you know what to Blake do look at Blake do look at Blake do a twirl Fuck I call fucking hot Blake looks to the sky the one button on that's wild Yeah, it's a lot for a Monday. What are people doing? I don't know are you ready for summer? Is that what you're doing? Uh yeah, this is a summer scoop, and it's taking a detour we technically You say you kind of did blackface Yes, you did like a tenth of your face

Partial blackface I know my eyebrows grew in way faster than anticipated. They're bigger now This is darker so the fact that my eyebrows are bigger and now I have this dark Dye what color would you say they are? They're Nubian. They are, they're brown. They're not black or anything like that. So that's- Dude, thank you TJ.

Eyebrows was the move. Dying eyebrows was the better play. If you go to the one- The first dye job was good. I saw it you go to the one... Who are you? The first side job was good. I saw it. That's what I'm saying. You had a bunch of chicks defending you.

But you did it professionally and the second time you're like, well I did it professionally and it worked so I'll just do it myself. No. Are you trying to become a heartthrob? Maybe. I was in the gym this weekend. But those are darts. Who are you trying to get, Robert De Niro? No. No. No, I went to a professional, and we

had booked another appointment for this upcoming weekend. But my eyebrows were getting so blonde and so blonde by the day that I was like, could we speed it up? You could have waited. You really couldn't see them. No, I wanted to. I'm addicted to having eyebrows now. Wait, people are commenting.

There's worse addictions. People are commenting about your dyed eyebrows on old clips of you. They went back to the old clips because they saw how good they looked last month. But you know you now are gonna have to dye your eyebrows every fucking. Yes, but I want that.

And what's the future hold? You're addicted now and you got this dark this fast? What about the tenth dye job? No, I just have to make sure I go back. You're like the Pringles guy. I just have to make sure I go back. You sound like a Pringles guy. I just have to make sure I go back to the professional I go to, my family friend that I go to, and they're great. They do an amazing job.

They match the hair color perfectly, but I got too eager this time and I rushed and they told me to try out the Ryan Day Juice and it didn't work out. When you went out this, did you go out this weekend? Yes, I did. I went out with Ibo and Zupy. They both noticed it immediately. And they were in a dark bar. and had trouble talking to me. Yeah, but I told them it's gonna settle It's gonna fade it takes a day or two

But apparently just for men just gets darker and darker in three days, right? It's been three days I died on Friday after work, you know what else you could do to make the bun you could get a spray tan Oh, yeah, right. That is yourself darker. That has been thrown around as well You're just not gonna be the same person. Yeah, the slippery slope has been engaged right you give a mouse a new Botox No, I would never do Botox She's looking out mom ever modified herself no whoa Holy shit, no this heck go back go back in the water Talk about how shitty my let's go back to that

But that's that's a situation I I rushed it. I was untrained. I tried to Second time we were already doing this your second time right because you're gonna be Jeff D Lowe gets a haircut every other day. Yeah, no, that's a that's a miserable existence No, after I need to go to the professional once a month and now that we have a timed out where my eyebrows They're not gonna like get so big. They're not gonna expand. They're not gonna lose the die as quickly we'll be able to do it once a month and it'll be fine after you perfect the eyebrows What's next? Six pack probably No, you've been saying that since mostly started you were gonna be no east. This is my thing

I make sure I'm good for the summer for beach volleyball. Are you good for the summer? Yes, you go tarps off when you play Yes, I go tarps off for beach volleyball. We have you gonna die your chest hair. No, no, no, what color is it? The coat can I see you with your tarp off right now, but I'm not ready big cat But the weather has been dog shit, but still this week is getting good It's gonna be 85 to see with your tarp off real quick. We could pull up the princess lay a bit fit or something Oh, I'd rather not. We did go back down there. You want me to pop it off? Yeah, I want to see what's going on. If you want. If you want. Leave the chain on though. Yeah. Oh, the chain stays on. There's a chain guy now. All right. He's acting like it's just the eyebrows. The

chain came first, then the foundational pieces. Oh, you could get a six pack. Oh yeah. Oh, Sam., yeah you could get Hey, what do you think now? I need sunglasses you could get a six-pack You sounded like porky I think he was just like, I don't know. It was a slimy noise. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- The lighting is six pack bulkier arms Kate's right spray tan wouldn't be the worst thing. Wouldn't hurt you. Spray tan, dye the beard to match the eyebrows. Dye the hair a little bit too.

Also maybe one earring. We talked about it on mostly sports but T-Bob threw out Kegel exercises. Oh so he could come last longer? I might be getting on that plan. Everybody knows what that plan is? I thought that was only for women. No, that's for your pelvic floor, no. Why do you wanna get on that plan?

He wants to last longer, how the fuck? It sounded like it was a very world-changing and transformational experience that I would like to endeavor on. What's the number one thing you want? Damn, you're trying to get into that sting shit. Thank you TJ. The first one was good, the second one was not.

These are all bots. No, it's just the Mercedes. Thank you little Lucris Swiss. Whoever that is. Oh my god. It's got to you. Damn. You're addicted to having eyebrows you said?

The first one was good. I loved how that felt. I was chasing the feeling on the second one. Got a little bit too eager myself did it myself, and it didn't work out So I'll go back to my professional, but I appreciate the kind words as always guys Could we pay off the professional to make them even no? That's the reason why I'm saying professional is because I'm not giving up my source as to who does it you'll know I can find why don't you do? I can find it one of those that challenge. Wait. Are you do date?

Are you challenging us you will never find? Connor I know you're professional. No you do not you hold my I know I Know as well you don't have my professional come look at my phone Brandits sprinting ice cream What about this one what about this one They have my Here bouncing with your eyebrows, and you don't have their contacts. We know, but like we're, we could easily get your profession. We both know who it is.

No, you do not. You do not know the profession. That's bad that both Nick and I have it that easy. We never talked about it together. We never. But he told me. Yeah, you mincey. No, no. That's mean. I never gave up specifics. I never gave up specifics. I never gave anything

I never gave you can't get more specific. You told me out of your own mouth who it was No, when are you going to the professional? Will you do Friday? Will you do one jet black day? No just before the professional no. No, this is everything. Can't do it. Just one. You guys go jet. I mean, it's at least it's a future bet. Yeah. Ohio State, Penn State. You look like you're saying do an eyebrow, but eyebrow bet would rock. I do this for the content. No, no, you want to look. That was the biggest lie I've ever heard. I do this so I can look better on camera, but on top of that, I also do have a life

outside of the company where my eyebrows are very important. If you did it for the content, you would find a way to look worse. That's the content. Looking better doesn't do anything. Content you shave is design. No one wants to see us look good listen I'm not to you know throw out numbers But the clip of me doing the eyebrow reveal the first time did pretty well What about what about this one this side we have posted what about when we get even darker?

Yeah, sure do jet black for this one might be for the content. I'm saying by August you will be indecipherable from a Latin man. Yeah, I I'm saying by August you will be indecipherable from a Latin man. Yeah. I do think I might be going to Mexico this summer at some point. Oh, you gotta get a base coat here. Do you worry that you're gonna be like, you're not, the nerd stuff isn't as nerdy when you look hot. When you're hot as fuck. Nerds shouldn't care about what they think.

Yeah, like you're losing part of Scoof. Guys, I don't think he has a path to hot though. When was the last time you consumed any Star Wars content? This morning. He might not have a path to hot. I watched it this morning. Brandon, he might not have a path to hot. He watched the film? No, I watched an episode of the Clone Wars, season seven, episode 12, Victory and Death. See, that's not as nerdy right now Yeah, who's this hot guy telling me? Hot guy trying so hard super fucking nerdy it well, but he but the way the way he looks I'm just like oh the thing is I don't know hot people like Star Wars

And this is something that's maybe wrong with our world in the society that we live in today. What's he doing people can be multifaceted? People can be into certain things What's he doing people can be multifaceted people can be into certain things? People can look one way and you think they talk a certain way or like certain things and they're totally different than that You know, we we can all be versatile. We could all be uh No You ever heard the saying don't judge a book by its cover you judge every book You have to yeah, I guess so that is the worst saying ever Dude, you like when I see a book if it looks boring

I'm not gonna. Yeah, right. Yeah, why would they have covers? Right. Yeah, that's what covers Firing on all this man. Love that love to see caffeine. All right. Well, we'll see what's next There might be a massive change by tomorrow. Well, we'll see. Okay. Yeah You just gave us a massive change today. You're giving us another one tomorrow to Offset what I did a massive change back out is this much dying bad for the eyebrow? Can it kill them? Can it can you be oh god only hopes maybe I do think you should shave them off and just start fresh No, I can't do that

I do think you should shave them off and just start fresh. No, I can't do that. Draw the lines. Just shave lines into them. That'd be cool. Spice it up a little for content. Yeah, yeah, you said it's for content. It's for how I look on camera. I wanna look better on camera

because I am on camera every single day. All the people that are like, I would like mostly sports a lot more if Scoof was more fuckable. You're gonna have to sacrifice. It's a decent show, but the redhead on the couch, I would not fuck him at all. Not appealing about which I would never think about fucking yeah Yeah, we'll figure it out, but uh

The one thing I will say in the have we talked about the the state farm Basketball Association videos releasing we not really we will. We can talk about it. Pretty sure it's coming out today, right? Yeah, tonight's the first episode. First episode. Tonight's the first episode. 5PM Central, 6PM Eastern. I don't know if I'm in the first episode or the second episode.

I haven't looked yet. Oh yeah, that's old eyebrow. That's old? No, that's when the eyebrows... We need everyone to please comment being like, these guys' eyebrows rock. Never change. I didn't want to watch this video, but the commentators so fuckable

No, no this this was right after I got him died the first time and they looked good. Yeah, so You won't be seeing these on the the basketball videos it'll Be also should your should your eyelashes be matching your eyebrows. That's what mark said to yeah, right? I think you need I think you might need a beard a little bit darker then. I agree. No, but I think the first time I did it, it all fit. Like it all worked together. I need to get back to the first time. Everything needs to be a little darker.

Everything. It's gonna be Botoxing by. I will not. Look at the. Big cat. Botox, I have forehead. I told you. Yeah, it's gonna be, yeah, that's exactly what you said.

It's just a little filler. It's a little filler. Just a little filler. It's preventative measure. My lips, I didn't like them. there are two things you could fire me for now I already told you one on the show I'll tell you now was the first one if I ever fuck in the office you could fire me Oh, and he would well now you're you're definitely going to the way you're going yeah, you're

Want if I ever get Botox? You can fire me as well. Okay. I'm not going to I don't know that rises to the level of firing for calls Yeah, you got Botox. Also. That's also like the first one makes it feel like you want to yeah the first Permission the first time have you already fucked in this office? No, I have not would never I would yeah It makes it seem like you were wait has there been fucking in this office. No. I have not would never I would yeah, it makes it seem like you were Wait has there been fucking in this office? Oh Yeah, okay, I feel like tight is being like hey big cat if I ever make a hundred threes in a row you can fire me Fire me. Yeah, no you gave me possession one time, and I said I would never do that You could fire me if I could

You should have standing permission to fuck in the office, but I don't want to though That's the thing have you had the chance but now now that you're not allowed to because you know your job would be on the line I bet you want it more. I bet you that would make it all that you put that out there. You know what? I'm gonna fire you if you don't fuck Reasonable cause because otherwise is all a waste We should have a list of people who can fuck fuck in the office of people who can't. Churches. Everyone. And then the non-fuck is Nicky Smuggs.

Have you fucked in the new eyebrows? Who? These? Yeah, those. Oh, maybe? Yeah, those. Taking us for a ride. God no.

I mean, you would have to, I mean, it would have to be, you'd have to be Reverse Cowgirl. Yes. That's an angry fuck. I already, I was saying in most of sports today, if I had to play peekaboo with Mark's baby, I'd terrify the guy. Yeah. That's something to think about. Yeah. So I don't want to be close to anybody. If you're right there at the birth, Waitin' at her ankles. I don't wanna be in the vicinity. Titus, take him. The first thing my baby sees is Conner Beak.

Yeah. I do not wanna be looking close at anybody right now. I even, in the hallways, I'm dodgin' people, which usually you guys know me. I like to chop it up and say hello to everybody. Uh-huh like I am looking like downwards see this is bad You're stuck in a feedback loop now. You're obsessed exactly No, no news spread fast today people were waiting to see you. Yes Sorry, it's okay. Yeah, I get it, but it's

You're actually rocking like the Neapolitan right now. You got a red beard That's the problem You're actually rocking like the Neapolitan right now. You got a red beard Connor in the Technicolor face You get all three flavors? Oh, yeah. Just take one lick of that. Salivate. No, no, no. Connor in the Technicolor face. It's not a good look. It's not a good look, and I'll get better. We're perfecting the formula, but you could get worse. No, this is rock bottom. I think you gotta sacrifice eyebrow hue for just your overall brand.

Yeah. What's the pomedo efficiency on your eyebrows? The what? You heard him. Yeah. What? I don't know. I just, I, it's in its infancy.

It's getting there. It's gonna be fine. This is a problem. I also feel like you should have consulted a girl beforehand because they would tell you that's like a day one rookie mistake trying to do it yourself. Like girls, whenever they try to cut their own bangs leads to a horror story Kate help this guy out also Connor you fucking up on step two is not good for

the future step one you did well in the step two you immediately fuck up well the scary thing is you had to get back to those darker eyebrows you were willing to do this yes but I thought in the moment I did a good job and I was playing it cautious remember like I said I only kept them on for two two and a half minutes They were supposed to be on for five. What color was the dye like brown? But why like this is disagree black It's you know, it is it's black You don't have brown anyway, that's that's nothing Light that was it's it's a strawberry. I'm trying to brown himself into into brownness

Yeah, it's a strawberry blonde. That was your mistake it's it's a strawberry. He's trying to brown himself into into brownness. Yeah, it's a strawberry blonde. That was your mistake. I'll figure it out. Don't worry. But I appreciate you guys. Love you as always. Well, you gotta do something tonight. So we got something to look forward to. Yeah, I'll I'll I'll try and counteract it tonight. All right. Content. Yeah. Content. Watch the watch the state farm thing. Yeah. We're gonna do game time real quick. Yeah. Yeah, hit it. Hit it,

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the Game Time app today. What time is it? Game Time. Speaking of drastic changes in appearance, are you guys aware of what Chris Daughtry has done to his body? No. American Idol's Chris Daughtry? American Idol's Chris Daughtry. He doesn't have hair, does he? TJ, you sent this? Yeah, I got this on my explore page or whatever,

and it stopped me in my tracks. Wait, refresh me? What's a good Chris Daughtry song? He's bald. I'm going home, place where I belong It's not over It was a tragedy on American Idol He was everybody's favorite

So they assumed he was safe They voted for their second favorite and then he got eliminated If you thought the sideburns he grew And wrapped around his ears Were the worst decision he would ever make For his appearance What did he Oh what did he? Oh!

Oh, he blacked out his arms? What, dude? That always freaks me out. That's horrible. MGK did that. Is he seeing it now with those bolts or even worse? Yeah, he's sick. What?

I'll say it, look at those gum gutters, ladies. Was he covering up any tattoos? I read a little bit about it. He said he was like marking a a change in light like Covering up a past ever in his life with it Is doing it and they're all doing it now, but MGK was covering up his tats This is wolf damn how long is he been? Oh, is he singing right there? Yeah hard Does that help? This is who America's supposed to idolize. Is that a dog behind him? Well, Taylor Hicks won his fucking season. What happened to that guy?

A dog in a... Soul Patrol's still going strong. Does he... did he had gray hair at age like 25? Yeah. Is he just completely white now or did he... Oh, I don't know. He circled back to a young man's hair. Is Daughtry married? Yeah, I believe so. Oh, is he? That could be it. Maybe it's like a post divorce. That would, bye Danny.

Do you have your arms blacked off? Yep. See you Danny. See you Danny. Bye. He's a good guy, I don't care what you say. Hi, did you guys see Nicky Smokes is down in Miami for the game tonight?

And I've linked him up with Marlins Man. And it's said it was like what Oppenheimer must have felt. Yeah. The world may never be. I don't know. I don't know what that chemical reaction will create, though. Yeah. Did he ask you for this?

Or you were like, I would like to see this. Marlins Man asked us to go to the game. And I was I was like no and I was like, but I got a guy Yeah, but I was man sent me this text. These are his demands. Nikki smokes has to wear a barstool hat I take any picks fans one of Marlins man the day before game three He invites all barstool followers to go up and ask for picks with them Winning photo goes and sits with him game four. I don't even know what that means. Yeah. These were his demands?

Yeah, Marlin's demands. And then make a blow up to all of Bleep's mom and have her sit with him. What? Who's Bleep? Could be anyone. OK. So wait, what's the photo contest?

Does he like? Is he hoping women get pictures none of this makes no? it's uh So Nikki smokes has to invite all his followers to get a picture no no no Marlins man's followers Marlin Nick Nikki smokes is taking the pictures of Marlins man and Marlins Marlins fans already expecting Oh actually get how Nikki smokes is the photographer. Correct. Oh, okay. He's like his assistant. Correct. Help him through the game.

Okay. Because Marlin's Man is gonna have a lot of fans. Gonna be overwhelmed. Got it. Correct. You know Marlin's Man actually invented Barstool merch? What? Yep. I remember this, yeah. 2016, he's like, you guys should sell hats with Barstool logos on it. That's like you guys should sell them okay hats with

Barstool logos on it. That's not a bad. I is brainchild. Yeah Wow That's incredible We should do that. Wow. So all of this is because of him. We got surf because of him Is there something to gang sign for us? It's this oh, it's the stool That's pretty cool when you see a stoolie out. You just got to give him one of these I'm probably not gonna do that. Yeah, yeah, you better otherwise they will they'll think you're clicked up with someone else Imagine they think you're deadspin guy. Oh Flash it real quick. We got to get an oval tattooed on our knuckles. No

Yeah, when he when he dropped the merch idea on me, it was crazy. These two are linked up now? Yeah, they're sitting on the glass tonight. Is Nicky Smokes pumped about this? He's like, whatever, I'm just going to go. Yeah, yeah, very pumped. They have similar interests, right? Yeah, pussy.

Yes. I was saying the best outcome is like, Nicky Smokes fucks some of Marlin's man's girls, and they have a big breakup. That's very messy. I would like it to be the other way. When you say some of Marlin's Man's girls. Yeah, well he's got the mermaids.

He has multiple girls? He's got the mermaids. I don't know the Marlin's Man lore that you think I know. Yeah, he brings the mermaids to games. I didn't know that. And those women do what? Hang out with Marlin's. Like for a living. I don't know. Are they actual mermaids or the kind of like gambles area in the cooler. Yes, if you can imagine a little

What is it what a duo that is I know I mean on the glass too is great compare that to a duo in sports Wilt Chamberlain and another older Wilt Chamberlain. I was gonna say Robert Kraft. Yeah Robert Kraft and Justin Tucker. And a second younger Robert Kraft. Yeah that should be quite a duo. By the way we've got almost an hour. We just didn't, we haven't't welcome back Stephen. Hello, Stephen

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Have you learned your lesson? Big time. Are you...we got some questions for you. Yeah, which of your six vacations have been your favorite so far this year? Good question. I've been on really two vacations that have taken more than one day. I went to Disney World with my family after football season and then we went to Door County this one. Chills like more. Anyway, so I want to get to the Caramels. Are you rage baiting?

What are we talking about? Your burgers. Yes. You're rage baiting. No, I posted the burgers because I knew those, those would be funny. The grill caught on fire. So the answer is yeah. But like you knew that this was going to get hate. It was, you didn't have to post them. You didn't think those looked.

I think it's funny. I mean, it was, it was, it was an error that at the time I was not. Chey and Dorr County is Billy Joel at the time I was not for a indoor counties Billy Joel at the garden Something about Cheyenne door down, but I love it You painted the county red Cheyenne door County Nothing like it look at this So what was the best can we see some of the caramel reviews? I didn't watch any of them I have I didn't see I didn't know you did these I have two posted

I actually didn't I taped it I didn't post the one that I gave you guys today, which was the the cherry caramel from I think it's called the confection station some some funny restaurant It's very it's uh uh, I'm gonna go last. Well no don't. Yeah. I would like to know what you guys think, cause a couple places do, they specialize in cherries up there. Ew. But a couple places do the cherry caramel, this place was a little bit different.

They specialize in cherry or caramels? There are a lot of places that do caramels up there, like unlabeled, like they make them in the store, but Door County is famous for their cherries. Gotta be honest, this looks terrible. Yeah, it kinda looks like a rib tipper. I saw your cherry review. That was one particular place. You said you were expecting cherry in the caramel.

Yeah. Because Door County specializes in cherries. Correct. Not because that's the flavor. That was good. Cherry caramel from Grandma Tommy's in Sturgeon Bay Haven't had this one before grandma Tommy Country store great in there. I will say cherry caramel. It just looks away

That's a guy that's the middle of a sex marathon Fucking he's in the fifth inning of sex. Oh my god I don't think I understand these I like I'm halfway expecting at the end of this for his wife to like grab him and pull Back in it's like a wheat field Is that bedhead or gel? I believe that's bedhead Sharon poopy starburst. Oh, hey, go back go back Why would you say poopy starburst? Sure had ice cream had cherries salad dressing had a bunch of stuff you wait salad dressing

Looks kind of plain would hope to see some again some cherries it looks like a Big poopy starburst. The greatest food reviewer of our time. I can't get past the hair. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. uh-huh yes chewy one all right it's got notes of cherry but not nearly enough We waited through all that for that. You motherfucker. Oh, Chez in Door County. You piece of shit. Do you have another one? Yeah, the one I posted before, that's the one that people were waiting on. Liquorice caramel. Yeah, that's what I've been waiting on.

Caramel reviews. This is the one that people have been asking for. Liquorice caramel. Looks terrible. Caramel reviews, this is the one people have been asking for. Liquorish caramel. Looks terrible. Black licorice. Not the worst, but definitely not the best. Oh, this is what I commented.

Your transition lenses are poppin' right now. Cut a bunch of them off. Yeah, we have to see what this is all about. They're doing their job. No name, no label, no nothing. oh it's almost like a I mean it looks like a date or a darker color it's almost like a Pepsi bottle for Smurfs What the fuck did that even mean? Oh, Pepsi bottle for Smurfs? I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory. It wasn't blue!

Or bottle-shaped. Oh, he's sitting down. He had to sit down. This caramel brought him to his fucking seat. And the lenses. Oh, they look so good. Kyle, I'm opposite you. We should never send him there again. Jadodore County? Yeah.

Sinatra at the Bellagio. I Tell you what that's like everything and nothing expected oh That's Everything and nothing I expected yeah the licorice went crazy. Titus thought. He's rage baiting. But, can you elaborate on the Smurf Pepsi can? Yeah, that's what I would think.

Pepsi's a sponsor of ours, so... Nice. Cola for Smurfs, like the glass bottle cola. How does... Pepsi's gonna love this. How does Smurfs get involved here? It was tiny. Was miniature the word you're looking for? Or just small?

Well, Smurfs are miniature. Smurfs are about what? The size of a Coke can? Pepsi can? No, but if the Smurfs were to drink a cola product, it'd probably be about that size. I would imagine. Yeah, can't say I've thought about it too hard.

I'm thinking about it now though. And it's perfect. 20 inches. Smurf's 20 inches? Yeah. It's almost two feet. That's Troyer-esque. Yeah, that's about right.

And that's probably the right size for the one I think that would be even small for them. It would be a can of coke Yeah, that's man. Maybe it can Do that is that does Pepsi exist in smurf world has to first live in our world don't they? There in our woods. They do they're here here. Yeah all right. They live amongst us. They don't have a Pepsi factory you know dedicated to them. You don't know that. You don't know that at all. Maybe it's like the elves of the trees. Don't you think Pepsi has a Smurf division that caters exclusively?

Oh do you think there's a Smurf brand in Walker's right here on the beaches? There's only like two dozen. Look at that. How many Smurfs are there? Like three dozen? That's a good question. I don't know that. I don't know the population of Smurf. All right, well they're all over. Gollum was trying to kill them? What was he trying to do? And it wasn't Pepsi.

I was in Atlanta, I forgot. Gargamel? Yeah, that's what I said. Was he trying to kill them all? Or trying to... He was trying to capture them. I think he wanted to make them his like... He wanted their blue Smurf energy.

Wait, is that what it was? I don't know. What was the premise of that show? He was trying to boil them in a pot. It probably tastes good. They do look delicious. It probably tastes like blue raspberry. Yeah.

Who would you wanna eat? Chuh. There's one answer. I'll do one. What's the best tasting blue food? Blueberries? They're kinda purple, no? oh we're not doing we're not arguing the color of blue berries that was it's really the only blue I think

it's the only naturally blue yeah there might be some exotic shit blue cotton candies naturally blue crabs. Maybe they're crabs Oh blue crabs would be the best. Yeah Blue cheese Corrected yeah, it's blue crab by far. I Don't know blueberries are so good. I like blueberry. I love blueberry pancakes. I don't like those three words together blue sausage fruit Yeah, that's it. Za, did you just say za?

Za, easy. Yeah, this is a trick, Brandon. They're trying to trick us. Aw. I blew a sausage fruit. China. You blew sausage fruit. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Oh, man. You blue sausage fruit Just kidding that just looks like a dick tree There's so many things that are just naturally dick mm-hmm yeah Dick is one of the more natural things you also called the old man's fingers That's gross That's what Stephen would call him right for you to know dead man Way worse, but you could you find some of those and do a review che

Let's see you chew that for a while. Wait sausage che you have a review you haven't posted yet Yeah, I'll edit it and caption it up. I mean yesterday. We're traveling back in his basketball day. I also have a vacation destination video. Basketball day? It was a basketball day? So you wake up and you're like basketball day. He's gotta stretch. Game's not on for 14 hours, but it's a basketball day.

What's it, a four hour drive? Four and a half, yeah. And you did it yourself! I stopped on the way home, we stopped at Mars Cheese Castle. and you switched. Oh, we switch Oh Wisconsin can we talk Mars cheese castle? Yeah, what'd you think I? I

Really like it as a store. We what we did that we ate there this time. Yeah the chili cheese bowl The bread to chili ratio is insane. I took a photo of it. Too much bread, not enough chili, or what? It's like 80% bread. Okay, well I- It's half a loaf. I've never had that. Never had that. Is that the bowl?

Push the limits, draw my fin. That was on the way there, I played some hero. Chet, you can almost operate an automatic transmission vehicle as long as a tennis match. It was a long giraffe. Four hours and twenty two minutes. Yeah, on the way home I had to switch it up.

But yeah, do you love Mars Cheese Castle? So I've been like four or five times and I've had multiple experiences. One time, the first time I went I thought, okay, well this is just a tourist thing that they kind of, they put a castle out here and they say, and then the next time I went I thought okay well this is just a tourist thing that they kind of they put a castle out here and they say and then and then the next time I gave myself a couple hours I dove in and their sausage selection is magnificent their cheese selection is magnificent it's a fantastic place a lot of lot of sausages a lot of cheese oh it is it is Mars cheese castles right on 94 probably about 15 miles into Wisconsin maybe not that much 10 miles into Wisconsin it's it's something I've thrown up there have you yeah coming

back from Milwaukee that time even not coming back from Tim McGraw Brandon was feeding me drinks man yeah I did get two kids ice creams and adult ice cream for seven bucks that's really good deal that is as big time that. Wow. That's a really good deal. That is as big time. Huge. It's a decent little place. Nice place, yeah. Nice place. Bought some good sausage there. We missed you, Steven. Thanks. I missed you guys too. It was a big week last week, huh? Huge. Oh, we had... The office was buzzing. Yeah, I mean, you had ice cream yet, Steve? I have not had our office ice cream machine. It was soupy this morning? It was a little soupy. Is it soupy? Why?

There's something about the air intake. They got a they they change it up. I think it got fixed Hmm, should I go get some ice cream when uh, when's it due for its next cleaning? I think we might do twice a week. Yeah right now. We're on a once a week So has it been cleaned? Yeah, it was cleaned on Friday. Okay Oh, that's right. We had a drop dead time of 2. Yeah, yeah, 2 o'clock. Yeah, they got to make sure that it's like 2.30 in case

we want to get some post-yak ice cream. Yeah. Which you know we always do that. Got to. I'll be gone Thursday and Friday. I got a 10 hour drive ahead of me. Me and Nick will be driving down to Mississippi from a mom's retirement ceremony and then bring her back.

So what? Excuse me? Yeah. Nick? We're gonna leave right after the Yak on Wednesday and go on down there and we'll be back Friday evening with my mom in tow. No can do. The U-Haul trucks.

I have all blows. Me and Nick will be gone. Big all blows. We will be here on Wednesday. I thought I was going to be out, but the fishing tournament's going to be done before the act. So I might be out tomorrow. And we might have sass with us. By the way, do you need to leave now?

I'm going to leave in about, I just like you guys so much. Oh, OK. Really appreciate that. I like you guys more than golf. I was concerned because you said you were going to leave at one. You don't like golf at all. I hate golf. OK. He likes golf. No. He, okay He he likes golf. No, he sneak likes golf. No, you got you like to golf. No, I don't I

Would I would like to golf if I could golf more and be better at golf? The more I golf the amount of golf that I play is the worst amount of golf The more I golf and the more I don't get better at it the more more I want to get better at it, so the more I golf. Correct. I play six to eight times in the summer. That is the worst possible amount of golf. You should play either two times or two thirty times. I'm at zero and I'm really content. Yeah, that's a great time. I'm enjoying golf. Right. I don't. I like it more than you and I golf zero. Correct. Correct. I got trapped on 16 by a rainstorm yesterday. We got as far away from the clubhouse we could. They sounded the horn and the bottom

fell out and I was rained on. Oh man. This is when Friday. This was yesterday. Oh, you have a good round going. No. Oh damn. No, I had I had seven to couple of holes. Are you alone? I had birdie to. Oh. Damn. No, I had sevened a couple of holes. Are you alone? I had birdied a hole, though. Because Friday, you were. No, I had my boy with me. When you were like, I got to get out of here,

I got to be at something. Yeah. That was golf. No. No, I had something before golf. For how long? Like 10 minutes? No, I had to.

No. I had something before golf. I had to change into my golf shoes before golf. Yeah, I was going to say. Because you sent me a text of you with a spotted cow enjoying the golf pretty quickly. So wait, did you party with a cow? No, that was like, I sent it to you like five, like six.

Well, I'm saying relatively with your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty quick. But I got on, I got on like the back nine the other day and all the people had fallen off and it was just me out there by myself. That's the best. And the car girl came by and she had she said would you like a beer I don't like to drink beer and play golf I don't like it I think I just can't do

it I said yeah and I had I had me a spotted cow sitting on a golf course by that I had deserted by myself and it was fucking phenomenal so your club is legitimately in Wisconsin my club is in Wisconsin yeah my club is in Wisconsin. Yeah. My club is in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Kenosha, country club. Hey, at least you get some spotted cow. Yeah. You like it? I fucking love it. You love beer? I like, I do, I enjoy the taste of beer, but I don't really drink it often.

It's the perfect, it's the perfect- Why don't you retire a ref in case? If I am, if I am alone, it has to be a good setting. If I'm alone and just, it is time now, I look around and there's nothing, there's no kids, there's no wife, there's no nothing, and I can just relax. The taste of a cold beer is phenomenal.

Was it cold beer? Yes. When was this? Like six o'clock on Friday. So night? Ish, what? What are you saying? What are you doing?

You liked a cold beer on a Friday night? Wow. Very original, Brandon. Yeah, it's... Was the radio on? The radio was up. What was the last time you got drunk then? I think I was actually listening to that song. It's a very good chance I was listening to that very song.

So I had another moment like that yesterday. I was just sitting out on the boat. You don't get drunk at all? No, I will have one beer and be... I don another moment like that yesterday. I was sitting out on the boat You don't get drunk at all no I I will have one beer and be I don't I don't I Don't I don't you're gonna have to fill in for Steven next case race. I'm not I don't drink either Steven Steven drinks a lot heart attack survivor Steven. Oh, that's right. I forgot cheese retired No, I've dabbled with Famous honey cinnamons

Who could forget oh Yeah, I'm gonna do one of those this week. Oh great. Did you get rage? I'm not doing I know you are I know you are you're being you and I like it Yeah, you you are very good You do the job well because the job is to make content and you make content out of Everything county anything I think could be potentially funny. I will you say you over corrected your burgers though, don't you think? No, so they were they were very thin burgers. Yeah, so I could I could release pre-made burgers The patties were shaped.

You bought the patties pre-done? Yes. Okay. You didn't form the patties yourself? I did not form the patties, no. There was whatever wax paper under it. Patty, patty. Yeah.

Oh, wow. I think that looks good. I like burnt burgers. I do like- They were horrible. Oh, sorry. I don't like burnt burgers, but I like, I don't like burgers like I like steak.

You like a crust on them. And I like it more medium. I like, oh. No, I would scarf those down. Like I don't really like medium rare. I like some pink in my burgers. When you get it like, but like, then sometimes it's like a little red and it's,

That's the flavor though. Yeah, but like I'm eating like raw meat. That's fine. I love like a black hot dog, like super burger. Hot dogs, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. That's fine. I love like a black hot dog like yeah I like a really burnt hot dog I hate this show

I like burnt I like burnt french fries burnt potato chips burnt popcorn a little more burnt than that even oh yeah Those are perfect. Those are fucking perfect burnt popcorn Not the whole bag say I feel like that's just cancer in a bag No, the whole bag of popcorn being burnt is a terrible smell, but if you know yeah, right? Yeah, you're saying right a couple. There's a couple yep If you get a couple in there that have a little bit of that that's a good offset taste But when you burn the whole bag, it's that's that's the worst thing throw the microwave away Is any it's like the reverse where you're just trying to pick through the yeah on burnt ones. Yeah

Burnt cheese, it's are good kebabs when the onions and the peppers. Yes. Yeah the char on the onions and peppers Yeah, a little bit of burn is good. Oh,. I like. I like my toast burnt. I was gonna say cheese toast. Yeah, I like my toast burnt. Cheese burnt. I would absolutely just get my cheese almost burnt. I like my toast like rare. Like hardly toasted.

Oh. Just bread. Ew. No, like, you're ewing bread. Yeah. Can you eat toast? Well no, because like, toasting bread, I'd rather have just regular bread not toasted than toasting a little no. I like just a little crisp

No That's wrong. Yeah, you're right. I fucked up someone tried to correct my personal opinion yesterday. It was so funny. I was like They're like you you you like Golf more than tennis and I was like yeah I happen to like watching golf more than tennis and someone's like no you don't you just like the golfers more I was like, did you just come on my personal opinion? But that's all That's yeah, that's the nature of everything. Yeah, you didn't like sinners. Yeah, that's us Yeah, that's all we do if Steve even. I like that fucking Frost and Flakes movie.

We don't let Steve have opinions. No, but Steven does have wrong opinions. You could be like, hey, there's no bad opinions. Steven does have bad opinions. A lot of them. And it boils down to the rationale behind the opinion too. Yeah. With Che especially.

Yeah, everyone was good because there was no love interest. But imagine a love interest in that. It got a good score. Love interest. But imagine like a love interest in that. It got a good score. He laughed out loud eight times to Tim Robinson's movie, but he thought it was the worst movie he's ever seen. That is wrong ration. Yeah.

Like his logic, like when Stephen shows his work, we're just like, yeah, you get no points. Like your answer could have been your answer, but this doesn't add up You said this about tennis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was like, it's an awesome I was like enjoying it and then obviously as Twitter always is they're like I can't believe you happen to like golf Tournaments more than tennis and I was like, yeah, I do Yeah, like I enjoy I Tennis you have to have the best match the match of the year and I also was too long

I did like six activities in between it five and a half hours is crazy for one match Yeah, five and a half hours. Yeah five hours 23 minutes. Did you watch all of it Kyle? Just the end cuz I yeah, it's like that's way too long. I don't have five and a half hours I did like four different things and but the end is awesome awesome Yeah, and the when he came back from the dead was awesome That's the other guys like really good TD allegations not allegations. He was suspended for three. Yes. He's built like asparagus Did you see he's yeah, but he's but I agree much speed on that to play for that long I think they all are it's crazy Five hours and 29 minutes do they get like a like a halftime or no they just know they just go get like like

Five minute breaks like in between sets, but yeah, you were just doing it You've seen the Andy Samberg you're the one who told me about it right the HBO document. Oh, yeah One six seven that's a number. It's fucking great the jail escape CGI scene with his 12 foot dick Yeah, he he's very funny, but he loves to throw dick in them. Yeah Sasha Baron Cohen as well Dick guys god yeah It's funny dick's funny. They're just funny funny. It's very dick's always funny. It's funny There's a fine line though. HBO's going more dick than yeah. I don't know if we need to

tits need to come back. They were really. Right. Just Jim Stone has more dick than tits. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. A season especially. Somebody made. Drop some tits. There was an initiative at HBO to show more dick and I I want that guy fired. So if Dario in in uh True Detective was kind of the peak where it whereas like that wasn't yeah But thank you. There was a run. Yeah, we're every age gift tattoo yeah, that would

Totally not necessary yeah, yeah like yeah, that was off every HBO show had tits. Yeah, they were all good See yeah, I don't like when great shows have shit like that Tits are Are you serious? I want to get lost in the plot line of True Detective. I don't want to show stop her. I'm not going to judge you. See what I did. You're coming across a little gay.

Yeah. That's a bet. You were like, I don't want to watch Dodario. So you could watch a really, really good show and there's titties in it. You're in trouble right now, buddy. You're in deep waters. You're in deep waters. It's like an intermission from the show. Maybe he's just kidding.

Like, all right, I'm in this show. Right. Titty break. It was like... Oh, you guys didn't jack off to it and ruin the whole... You probably lost the plot when you didn't jack... What did you do? Oh, you weren't distracted, so you were still able to follow the plot. Oh, so you're

Ten hours what the fuck did I watch before this? You didn't jack off at all or just for a little bit so it was a literal showstop just once you all I think I probably did jack So it was a literal showstopper. Just once, you only jacked off once. I think I probably did jack off now that I'm thinking about it. I was like, uh, what did it... You jacked off for ten hours? Ten hours. I only had to watch it from the beginning. And then you got to that point again? Yeah. A real... And what did you do? Endless loop. Are you still in this loop? Yeah, I'm stuck on that scene. Cause I'm so straight. I've never gotten past... You've gotten past that scene? If you can pass that scene, you're dead.

Anybody who's finished, true detective. Oh, you watched the rest of that episode? You liked it? You thought I had good suspense? That's actually a very funny bit you should do for Out of Order. The dude who can never finish a movie. He has to start it over. He just has to go jerk off. I have no idea if the fucking ship went down in Titanic. Where was I? How does wolf of Wall Street end?

Fuck You that was a masterful reverse I thought I was dead. I thought I was a dead gay man. You were Alcoraz right there. You were Alcoraz. That was us redoing the French Open. You missed it. You had triple trippity.

You were dead to right and down as a gay individual. Now you just reverse all of it on us. He's ready to die gay. And now I'm the gayest guy in the world. You're all gay. Oh my god, I die gay. And now I'm the gayest guy in the world. You're all gay. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm gay. The finale episode, what was that like?

Damn it. Got us good. Fuck. That was fucking beautiful. That was fucking beautiful. Picasso painting right there. Oh man. All right.

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Selected by the customer availability and eligibility vary by state Five o'clock tonight our three on three tournament premieres. Mm-hmm. All right, I should go. Do you want to spin the wheel just in case? Yeah, we should I don't want to cheat You don't show up at the golf tournament. Why did you say it like that, Danny? Well, it's only fair. What did you have planned? What are you plotting? Nothing.

Yeah, we should. It's only fair. Yeah, we should. Why don't you leave it up like that? You're on the show today. What did he just do? What is he doing? Something.

Why'd you sit up so fast? What was that? What was that? I want you to have an equal chance. Danny's been very cagey. Yeah, Danny's been very cagey. Oh, yeah. He's been a equal chance. Danny's been very cagey. Oh yeah, yeah. He's been a real, real weird. Very cagey fuckin' prick.

He's been a weirdo. When everyone's against you, it's hard not to be. You gotta be defensive. No one's against you. We were sitting in the studio today upstairs. He walked in, sat down, he said, any plans? Yeah. What? Yeah, what did that mean?

What the fuck did that mean? I can't ask people what they did. Well, I foiled his plans on Friday. Did you have plans? He had plans. Yeah, I don't know if I mentioned it He did catch me red-handed and he followed me for about an hour into the act to prevent plans B from Z from happening And he coerced me into a truce. Yeah, what was it?

We're gonna pull out a cart. It was gonna be draped with a tablecloth There was gonna be a new quote unquote fixture for the ice cream machine and guess it was gonna be under the cart You were Trojan Horsing I foiled it. I saw the car before the big time fucking thing And he updates on Beach House Are you going we're gonna find out other way are you leaving you just announced you were leaving him, but Danny got cagey He's Ben.

Disagree. You look more make-a-wishy than I thought you would. Yeah. You think so? I mean, it was only like a couple months after. I think I look pretty good for a kid. Yeah, you have hair. You look fine, but Steve Carell is like, look at this little kid I'm posing with.

Steve Carell's holding back tears. Yeah. That also might be a cutout of Steve Carell? Yeah, that's not him wait a minute That's a 2d Steve. He was caked in makeup. He looked orange in person really would not believe oh wait Yeah, did he? Danny looks Does he look you know he looks like Argentinian? How'd you get a three-way hug with Angela and Oscar?

They initiated all of it as you can see enjoy your golf Wow there he goes dressed to the nines Somebody said you looked like the lead singer of Huba stank and then I looked that up. I look he's Asian Yeah, I could see a lead singer of Huba stank's Asian. What's the reason? Yeah, you guys didn't know that what I don't know yeah wait you get that a lot I could see Asian who knows what the lead singer of who was stank I know he was dog Rob Doug Rob the Asian who bestang lead sing there's an Asian Doug Rob that sings for who bestank I think I knew he looked Asian I didn't know his name I'm not a perfect

Person that the song that's who bestang. Yeah, the only song I just used to sing. Why don't you sing the chorus? What is the core I don't found a reason for me They're who bestank oh they were also known as who bestang it's an acronym. Yeah, for what? Yeah Ding ding ding ding ding They know they're Hoobastank Oh they were also known as Hoobastank It's an acronym For what? Hold on our brothers and sisters The answer's never known

Are you serious? That's a stupid acronym I know And it's a stupid word too Yeah What is there And it's a stupid word too, so Yeah What is there There's something I'm not getting no okay. Well. That's just obviously fake. Yeah, why would you both make that? Yeah, why would that be fake? I've been periods in the middle of it. It can't be an acronym

What did he come up with? They come up with the acronym just now? That's been a thing we've been doing. I'm usually good at pointing those out. There's also been the Viva La Food channel that's been going around asking our meals, and we've just been saying flatbread, meatball, balsamic, toasted three times, lettuce on the side from Subway.

Every food question they ask will be, you guys wanna jump on board with that. That's all we give them. Who's running Viva La Food? Interim Brynn. Okay, I don't know that I've been asked a question. Were you purposely trying to get that close to Za's actual order?

His is close to that, it's the meatball sweet onion teriyaki. On flatbread. On flatbread? Yeah, flatbread and cheddar. And cheddar. And cheddar. And sometimes if I'm feeling a little frisky,

some red onions. Cheddar and banana peppers. How often you feeling frisky? Nah, no banana peppers. Or lettuce? Why are you correcting him on his order? No lettuce, no banana peppers. You got lettuce last time, right?

Sometimes, it's tomato and onions. Tomato and red onions is what goes on there, just in case. Tomatoes on top of meatballs The staple is so on top of flat bread onions or if you're feeling frisky Yeah, so if you if it's like Friday night at nine o'clock, and you're just feeling Something you probably shouldn't but get the red onions Yeah, well some red onion on yeah, fuck it. You only live once

What what could it hurt? I gotta be honest, Kyle, I thought you would have dropped the restaurant recommendation by now. No, I don't want to. It's- But you did say that it was Cuban. It's NADC Burger, and I feel like it gets shit on a lot.

I want it to hate it. NADC Burger? Your recommendation you were gonna beat bluegrass with was a burger place? And it's a chain too, but I loved it hate it. NADC burger? Your recommendation you were gonna meet Bluegrass with was a burger place? And it's a chain too, but I loved it so much. And I wanted to hate it. What'd you get? It's like a skateboarder.

Oh, it looks amazing. Teamed up with a Michelin-starred chef. What did the skateboarder do? I don't know, yeah. Not a damn chance burger. Neen Williams. Very hoobastank. So yeah, I had to order a not a damn chance burger

with beast mode fries. That guy's last name. It's so lame. Oh, that's painful. It was like a dive bar for gay skateboarders inside. Also, in the basement of that burger restaurant is one of the most expensive sushi restaurants in the world. Oh, really?

Oh, that's right. There's a secret sushi restaurant underneath it that's like 10 seats. And it's like a whole new cross-stay thing. The most expensive meal you know paid for in my entire life. We're talking what four digits He's it was like for two it was like nine hundred dollars for two people Oh for the sushi. Yeah, was it worth it. It was pretty it was pretty spectacular right, but worth it Worth it's a tough no not a hundred but it was really really really good it's probably the best where the drinks a lot what was the cat that was

like part of it was it was like a cocktail pairing with the omakase have y'all have have you ever broken a thousand dollars for a meal no anybody else what I'm like like one ought like a date. Yeah, like a date I mean, I've had I think my most expensive was 1,100 it was a Super Bowl this year. Mm-hmm, but it was my wife and we just said we're gonna do one You guys don't drink either. So we did that we did that night. It was When I needed the fuck fuel what at what that was Thursday? I was running on empty. Oh you lay it down Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did on the honeymoon

Yeah, yeah, I mean for kids on I be coming close to that a lot, right? No, I'm just talking about yeah, it's like the you get the boys get steak But we don't yeah, we have steak night now at once a month But we we don't really go to when we go all six of us We don't go to super nice for the super nice restaurants are for me and the wife only. They're like the date places. We don't go to those. I don't think I've been a thousand.

Maybe with Tip. God, that sucks. I did that tasting menu, but it was a gift that I was giving. And it was close to a thousand. One of the, on our honeymoon, one of the hotels we stayed at in Switzerland, we checked in and they were like,

you guys have been traveling. We have a restaurant here at the hotel, if we can get you a table if you guys just want to eat here, and we were like, that'd be so fucking convenient, we don't know the town, we just got here, whatever. Can you get us a table? They're like, yeah, no problem, get us a table. And it was like a Michelin star tasting menu restaurant. It was just right there in the hotel. They didn't tell you? Yeah.

They didn't tell you, yeah. They didn't tell us. And they spread that on you? Yeah, and then we got there and they're like, all right, so here's what you'll be eating today. And I was like, all right. I mean, it was very fucking good, but I was expecting. Do you bring like your appetite

to those kinds of restaurants or do you? I don't know, I was expecting like just a normal hotel. But you're not like patting your belly afterwards. No, no, no, no. Nothing made you full, but at the end it was weirdly full. Yeah, it was like a pat in your belly afterwards. No, no, no, no. Nothing. Oh, did you fool? But at the end? I was weirdly full. Yeah, I think it's like a perfect amount Yeah, it was it was like a three and a half hour dinner like it just took fucking forever. They were just Yeah

12 courses and shit. That was the most expensive dinner. I've ever paid for never again, and I wasn't planning on it I would like to see if you could actually like wash some dishes there in order to cut a little off your bill. Is that a thing? I don't think. Do you think anybody's ever really done that? What else would they do? I don't know. It was a $1,000 check.

How long would you need to wash dishes? Like two weeks. But even if I'm like, hey, I want to cut 50 off. Well, I mean, the bus boys aren't millionaires. They are. They are, depending. I'll mop the floors. That has to be a little extra. What are you going to get me, Brandon?

So Nick and I are in a gift off, and it started very innocent with two small gifts, right? I got you the Asian Garfield hoodie. I don't remember what your first one was. Well, you got me Asian Elvis. I got you Asian Elvis, too, from the... Yeah, I got you. It started off as like shirts. Yeah and the other day you said it's coming and...

Well then I got you Outkast. I forgot about Outkast. An Outkast album signed by Big Boy. Yeah. But Friday I'm leaving. We did the thing on the act, I gotta go, I gotta go and I'm walking out the door and Nick is kind of with me and we see that Nick has gotten a package he said wait a minute this could be it we open it right there and it's a gift and he it was he pulls it out an obvious baseball bat but it's

just hidden by a sock he takes off though it's a wooden baseball bat and is signed by novelist John Grisham and what baseball teams bat is it it's a Mississippi State bat signed by's a Mississippi State bat. Signed by novelist John Grisham. Yeah. You're so fucked. It's one of the better gifts. You're so fucked.

It's one of the better gifts I've ever seen. I've been in a pretzel ever since. You're ruined. I'm going to have to. I'm dominating. I'm going to have to match it. And it's not one, this is not a gift that I can just throw money at the problem

because there has to be supreme thought. Exactly. That's what he's good at. You can outspend me, you can't out-search me. There's gonna be supreme. Nobody can. But I'm a great, I'm, I... You know what I searched upon that?

You like the online search, I like to hunt. But do you know what I searched for that? What? John Grisham signed Mississippi State baseball. How did you know to do that? Oh, it was there. Lo and behold, won. Nick got me a signed singlet from a college

that I made up in my fictional state. What? Yeah. He got me the signed outcast album, I thought, okay, well this is the peak. This is the, now I've got, so I gotta come back on him. I'm working on it, I'm thinking about it. I might be, you know. You're done for.

Involving people in his life. So I, I. They don't know. Oh, they know. I'm, I'll get ya, I'll I'm coming I'm coming hard when I come But I do I do have that huh only a gift no he is So so we're gonna gift off and you've got the lead and you've you've you've got me at halftime Yeah, I'm not gonna sit there like this was one of your gifts supposed to be letting him come along with you to mama's House and pick her up? Uhhhh

He kind of declined that one. No, he did. He just- Well, I have work obligations and puppy obligations. Puppy obligations? Yeah. Oh, how's it- how's it biting you? I've- Seems like the puppy obligation outweighs the work obligation.

I'm trying- the tact- I have a vet appointment tomorrow, and he has training tomorrow night. Oh my god. He's better- he- he- a vet appointment tomorrow, but and he has training tomorrow night. No my god. He's he's better he It's getting better, but worse. Oh But he's bringing you joy funds plenty It's worth it yes, and he'll bite me and it'll hurt and I'll sometimes bleed and then he'll just look at me I'll be like it's all good. It's all good Huh, it's okay.

I need to figure out how old he is. Well how- That'd be nice to know. How playful is he? Is he supremely playful? Insane. And then he has this thing, he has a witching hour. Does he stumble a lot?

Does he fall a lot? He stumbles and falls a ton. That's a young dog. But they said he was ten months. Ten months is still puppy though. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like the first two years the puppy-

Yeah, ten months What does he do? He's basically uh 7 p.m. To 9 p.m. Like a nine-year-old I Genuinely not joking Want to kill myself? What did chaps have to say about it he used to train dogs yeah, but like this is a little terrier He was like you got to put your hand in his mouth and push up on the jaw. And I'm just like, I'll take his head off. I'll get him to shut up.

So I have an area where I gate myself in the hallway, and he just has to look at me, but can't touch. So you are in heaven as a new dog owner and also in hell as a new dog owner. I think that's what it is, though. And it's worth it. It's been great. I've been waking up way earlier than I typically do, think that's what it is though. Okay. And it's worth it. It's been great.

I've been waking up way earlier than I typically do and that's good for me and walking. How many different walks a day? How many walks? Three walks a day. How often do you get intertwined with another dog owner? Every single walk about six to seven times. And that's the one thing they don't tell you about. I'm not really a small talk guy with strangers, and this is it's a lot

Upwards of 20 a day. Yeah, it's a lot Can I say one of my biggest culture shocks from moving south to north everybody has a dog? Everybody has a dog everybody walks her dog and everybody carries a little bag and picks up their dog shit and puts it in the bag That's what I do yeah never in my life in the south was that a thing the yards are so big and when you have so Much space and you let the shit go they just go shit you don't I'm sure there are people that live in apartments to live in stuff and down south that do have to walk their dogs and do it I never have once ever considered. Is the dog shit the yard? Yeah but I mean it's so we got five acres in my house they just go in the woods

you know. Well that's not a south thing that's just a a City life thing it's a rural thing then yeah, yeah I imagine there are people if they have five acres Yeah, but even when you're cutting your grass you got to pick it up first. Oh No, but when you played like your mowing shit smear the queer um never get smeared. Yeah, that was this me apart Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. That was, you know, sometimes you're going to step in dog shit. But I don't know. I never carried a sack of my dog shit.

Do you have a bag? No, I put my hand in the bag and then flip it inside out. And then, oh, yeah. Like, you still have the warmth, which grosses me out a little. Yeah. But no, then I'll carry a bag of dog shit for blocks and blocks. Spin it like keys. That's fresh too.

Yeah. Right out of the oven. Yeah. You gotta do it though. You have to. You have to. You can't just be leaving shit on the sidewalk. No I can't.

You cannot. I went out to take him for a walk Saturday morning and I opened the door and there was just a boy pissing in my front yard. And that'll happen. A little boy? Yeah and then he got back into his dad's truck and they sped off. Well how old was the boy? It was a young boy. I think anything under five is okay to piss anywhere. I think he was about four or five. Yeah and I think his dad was like pulled over to piss. You think that's okay? We are pissing everywhere. Yeah, it was about somebody's front yard

It was it was like a scare for that I like looked at the dad And he was just like the kid got back in the car They drove off my move is cuz there's rain cameras everywhere now I try to cover him so you can't and I look up wherever that I'm like sorry about this sorry about this work My bad, and I just assume was being recorded on a tree it was no like in there's like a flowerbed like it's like My front porch sidewalk flowerbed Street, and he was in the middle of flower bed But there's typically always a better place like an alley yeah, right

I think it's yeah, we're very good if they were like walking together No, they were in a car and sing for opt to piss in yard pissing boy 7am because they can't hold it till the next stop Yeah, what's the what's the as long as it's like an author most abnormal thing like if you got a yeah You got a kid and you're driving. He's got a piss Sometimes they don't tell you till the last second. I think you find a parking lot at that point. Yeah, it's okay Where would like where would you typically do it? I mean, I mean there's been times when we were first learning, I'd look over at the playground and he would just be like,

it's there, and I'm like, ah, no. I think it was a very emergency situation. But behind a tree, we try to find a tree, or a place that's not clearly someone's yard, but there have been times in the car here where all of a sudden he drops it on me, and I'm like, he either pees in his car seat or we get out here.

I try to get us in the wedge of the door just in the street on the curb. And like cover him. It's bizarre though to do it in the middle of a block. I don't know, is it actually a block? It caught me very off guard. You should've took yours out and pissed back at the kid. No, I was losing the battle.

Wait, the dad didn't get out of them? No, the car was still on. No, that's an emergency. I can see that. He was probably like six. Okay. You get out, just do it real quick. I can see that. He was probably like six. Okay, you get out just do it real quick I'm gonna get back in and then him walking out was kind of the you didn't see that coming Yes, I see it, but you have a small dick

the boy No What are you gonna do about it? You're gonna do about it I didn't see it. I was like, but that's the equivalent of like if a kid had a pee right now He wouldn't go half court. There's not gonna be like a little a smaller look on the side Yeah, I'd imagine the ad probably was like go on the tree, and he just yeah It was yeah, but it was a 7 a.m. Then I just kept walking my dog. You should have released the hound on them It was yeah, but it was a 7 a.m. Then I just kept walking my dog. You should have released the hound on him

No Huh what a way to start your day, I love peeing outside man It's the best but then if I pee outside like enough if I string together enough days, I'll end up pissing the bed Really? I'll dream of I'll dream about pissing outside That's super Unusual you think I'm sure there are men that pee outside all all the time I'll dream about pissing outside. That's super unusual. You think? I'm sure there are men that pee outside all the time.

I don't know if it's a me thing. You have concerns about pissing the bed? Not too often. Sounds like it. I can't piss outside a lot. There's a non-zero chance that tonight you could piss the bed. No, that's a zero chance because I haven't pissed outside. Yeah, but this conversation is talking about it.

If I dream about pissing outside. I might Know it's super it hasn't happened in many years, but I think I've talked about it on here repeater But I used to have this recurring dream where I was like in like the tropics in this beautiful blue water And the voice of God would be like it's okay. Why don't you just pee? God would be like, it's okay, why don't you just pee? I'd be like, all right. And I would just piss. And then. In the bed?

Yes. Hey, you're already in the water. And I'm like, the water's so nice. It was like God being like, go ahead. It sounds kind of awesome though. In the moment until you wake up. Piss for me girl. It's been a long time since I've had.

How long? A long time. A few weeks? A long time, like a decade. And did you listen to God in your dreams? Yes. Every time? Not every time. A few weeks? Mm-hmm. A long time. Like a decade. Yeah. And did you listen to God in your dreams? Yes. Every time?

Not every time. I mean, sometimes I catch halfway through. I've just hit the bed in a long time. I catch it halfway through, but no, sometimes, yeah. Why don't you take a shit for me, Kate? Kate, it's me, God. Yeah. God's freak.

Yeah. I swear, Kate, it's me, God. Why don't you shit for me? Not Satan. Why don't you be a good girl and shit the ocean? Remember me? Remember me, Kate? It's me, God. Why don't you shit for me? Why don't you be a good girl and shit your ocean? Remember me? Remember me, Kate? If you don't, you'll go to hell. Power's up. Not again. What the fuck?

You pissin' at the country club during your round? Oh. No. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You bring the club? There was a squeak at the beginning of that. You bring the club? You can't make it through a yak.

They have toilets out on certain holes. Yeah, but you piss outside. You bring a squeak at the beginning of that you bring the club through a yak they have they have They have toilets out on certain holes. Yeah, but you piss outside still piss just saying At a country club you're pissing one of the holes listen off your boat listen listen you worked your ass off to be high-class Just there's still be a guy pissing on a tree. There's a couple of holes and back up to the woods There's a couple of holes that have that have wood frontage frontage there that you get on the back half of the property, it kind of disappears from society a little bit. I think it's natural to pee outside. I think golf course is one of the best places to pee in the world. It's just nothing but trees and woods and everything. I agree with that. Pissing outside, it's literally natural. We're mammals.

Tell it to the cops. I went to the masters. I saw that kid pissing in the creek and people got on to him For that makes sense for pissing in the creek is like where that's perfect place to pass. Yeah, it's nature I don't like pissing underwater It's a good feeling No, no, I don't like pissing underwater you ever pee while you're riding away No, looky boardin and just let me underwater. You ever pee while you're riding the wave? No, is that a little bit of pee? Waving all over you? You're riding the wave. It's going behind you like a- when do you activate the piss?

When the wave- when the wave engulfs you, doesn't the pee engulf you? Ah, it's at that point It's all- you're- no, no, cuz your torso is behind the wave But the waves going forward. You're- it's from here up is the white bubbles your it's no I'm not I don't like piss I recommend. I just like I just like pissing outside piss outside Piss outside a minute One of the interns lives by you Whoopify telling everybody yeah, he's telling everyone and everybody knows yeah

Yeah, I thought he would have to be over by the five yes three of us he's hosting a shindig at your place this week I he was on a scooter going by my place And I was sitting outside and I stopped him and introducing to my wife And I was like this is what's your name again because I only know him as who Bify and he said Henry right is that He's like I'm hi. I'm Henry, and I was like yeah, I was like Henry's fucking awesome He does uh and then I realized I don't know how to explain Yep, so I had him explain it and he just goes I do brain rot He said brain right and I thought that was awesome. I Got a guy like not even trying to sugarcoat. He doesn't he wasn't even trying to be like yeah

I make content for the internet. He was just like I do brainwrap bullshit And get chased by Kate's kids. Yeah, whoa. What do we got here? What's this? I've been in this for five minutes. How the fuck do you do this Brandon? I? Oh the traffic. I don't I don't go that way I figured it out I couldn't it's gotten it's gotten worse hasn't it It is way worse this year. This is the worst year ever. Oh my god The real reason I called in that I'll leave it Danny. I think you're ago. We're gonna figure out the Sleeping situation, but I think you're a go nice. Thank you big hat. Okay. It's won't be let down

All right. Well, let me see the traffic Dan. What's that supposed to mean? Oh All right, well. Let me see the traffic, Dan. What's that supposed to mean? Oh! Oh, gross! Gross! Oh, yeah. Oh!

Oh! Please try to get the- I would put a bolt in my head. Yeah, you'd have to. Oh. Maybe I have some sympathy for Brandon now. I don't know. Send on playlist, Brandon.

Yeah, it's tough. And you didn't try to get the express lane or nothing? Because if you don't get the express lane, you're fucked. No, I should have gone out to go north. Yeah, that's what I gotta do I gotta get the express I know but it was but it would be it makes no sense of my brain to go fucking Four exits south to go north, you know, that's what you got to do though. How far from the office are you right now? Yeah, I bet he's like I'm literally a football throw. Yeah We could walk outside Brandon it's been worse

What he's in right now is the worst thing I've ever seen we tried to go to a furniture place on Saturday Just to buy something for the nerd just a little something. We're like, yeah nothing to do. Let's just go On a little furniture run. Yeah turned around after 30 minutes. We went like a mile. It was crazy. They have a. I did feel a little bad for you. They have five lanes cut down to two for about five miles. It's unusable.

It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Have you noticed it has helped your patients in other areas, like with your family? It doesn't bother. I get in it, and I just accept it. I start making phone calls. You should do audiobooks. I do a little work in it.

So I adapt to it. I'm fine with it. Y'all just make it a big deal and then make me take a life threatening amount of caffeine. You've been really, really good today. Yes, very chatty. So now tomorrow. As long as you do that every day, we'll be good. Tomorrow I'll have to take, I've got a dangerous amount of caffeine in me.

Yeah. How's your pulse? Racing. Racing. Yeah, I'm absolutely in my mind. You wouldn't believe what's happening in my mind. I've lived my entire life three times during this show. A showbiz, baby.

I got to piss again. It's a lot going on. But anything for you guys. That's what I always say. What's the P situation on these long car rides? Oh. My bladder is trained. And I have a place I stop that I can stop and P if I need it, yes. On the side of the house?

My card shop is like 75% of the way to my house and if if pee has entered the now I have. All right here we go. You bottled? I peed in a bottle a couple times. Sure. I peed in a bottle a couple times on the way home. Having to pee in a bottle on your commute. And it sucks because I'm I'm tall and I have to I have to I have to stand up a little bit and to. But you're in dead stop traffic? Yeah. So you know what I'm doing if you look over. And then I get a cramp. I've had to step out.

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Yeah. That I need to take more thinking about Evo Ero He took some after he met all those girls at the beach this weekend. Yeah, nothing to do with that thing Yeah, I'll tweet said he wanted to try to make all our He was at the beach this weekend, but it made people angry the concrete beach concrete He also when he shit on the concrete beach. No, he said it you liked it He also think he just stole somebody else's he received a huge No, he said it you liked it. He also think he just stole somebody else's he received a huge

Chicago's awesome because you can just go chill on the beach when everyone no better place to be in the summer Oh, this was somebody did this last year, right? Yeah did a Blutman FaceTime anybody this morning. Yep. What was that about? Yeah, what the fuck? I didn't get a FaceTime from before he FaceTime me from a park And he said do you want to go get lunch and I said, where are you? He said I'm outside I said my house he said no, I'm just at a park. Do you want to go get lunch? I said I can you he said I'm outside I said my house he said no I'm just at a park do you want to go get lunch I said I can't he's like all right what time in the morning about 940 mm-hmm exactly that's an odd lunch request time we did to you too Danny yeah he asked for breakfast though was it filmed was it a prank it must have been it was just a facetime call though just you two got it I declined declined. I don't know.

Immediately. I didn't get it. You declined it? Yeah. Oh, I picked up. I would. No, no, I declined the, I answered the call, I declined the breakfast.

Was he outdoors? He was, big trees behind him. Yeah, it's weird seeing him outside. Yeah, I don't. He doesn't do that. I don't think anybody really ever knows what Blutman's up to. No.

What I'm realizing. What's he do outside of these walls? He doesn't get outside these walls. That's why where was yeah He's like here tennis here all weekend, right? Yeah, I Think he just gets plugged in after the end of the day and we show up and he's back I don't know if he goes home. I Know his brother doesn't go. I see his brother. There's a rule There has to be a blot my hair at all at all times they walk home at the same time

But not together that gets me every time. Yeah, I'm sorry Blotman walks too fast. Yeah one will be a block ahead of the other But they're both walking home at the same time. They leave at the same time one walks too fast I not to change the surface to anybody just reminded me because you talked about walking home I thought about mints walking past you that day. And that made me think about Mince's tweet last night. The picture says a thousand words? The picture that says a thousand words. He was on his artsy shit.

How many words could y'all get out of this? Because I didn't- We got one that was in the picture. Yeah, there's a word in it. Picture worth a thousand words and it's Trump. Trump's rainbow? Is that a rain? Trump's gay?

Yeah. That's two words. It's, it hold on is it is it what time is it the clock of time? Did he take that at midnight? Oh did take it at midnight? No Look at the clock in the picture what the hell is that all the picture? Reverse image no no what does this mean? What are the words? He had to unless he took it the night before He wouldn't have sat on that for a whole night You never know. I don't think go to

Awareness catches at midnight Who's this guy? He's been around hmm around hmm yeah he ratted on Rico hmm what is the clock was 12 o'clock right so what is it Trump represents one thing the rainbow things yeah represent another I think that's what he was going they're both in the same picture in this crazy yeah I think that's what he was going but that the clock struck midnight and he posted at 9 33 p.m. that's where he was going. But that... The clock struck midnight and he posted it at 9.33 p.m. That's just a name on one building with another building. Those buildings aren't,

they don't have to have the same messaging. I bet there's a lot of cross messaging throughout the building. If anyone could, I guarantee you Mintzy could get a thousand words out of that picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that would all be about the White's bird panic concert he went to.

He would just transition to his next thousand word subject. A thousand words nonetheless. I just need to get to the bottom of the time. Yeah, it's very clearly midnight. So midnight is when the colors. Is anybody familiar with that clock? Is it stuck on midnight all the time? No, I don't know. Is that a broken clock?

I don't think so. Might be. But I don't think a big clock tower like that that. They broke and they'd have to fix it. Mm-hmm You would think it was perpetually midnight in Chicago So we're just see we're just in an impasse at fault is he here no, I can't be here today. It's just Monday This is another banger anyone want to clue me in on how to start Spaces on here? I am in the wilderness. Oh, that's a recent one.

To tweet that, he had to skip over the button that said Spaces. All the replies were like, you click Spaces. Yeah. Did he do a space? Oh. Oh. It's 686, not bad.

Wow. There you go. Wow. What's he doing in the wilderness at 10 PM on a Sunday? What? I do want to know how he, how the clock said midnight. I'm getting nothing. Because it doesn't seem like him

to take the picture a night before. What building was it? I don't think he's going to sit on something. Is that the Wrigley building? Yeah. Where's Ben? Also, how would he time it up? He got it perfect. Did you take the odds of the night before midnight?

Call him up no, maybe he took was this widespread panic weekend Oh, I think they're forced ratio, okay So maybe he was a lot of it and took took the picture and then the next day was like, oh, yeah But they wouldn't have been anywhere in that area is that his you might wander Yeah, I know he lives on the 32nd floor. That's all I know about his living situation, and I have a pool right He has a pool. Yeah, and how do you know that a pool full of interns a hot tub? Yeah? Yeah? This was probably a bad summer for him although all our interns are male all but one yeah, right Well he likes the like the chick interns a lot well last year he invited them all to a pool party

Nice of him, maybe two years ago. I don't remember when it was Probably both yeah, Danny. That's huge. You're gonna be on summer house Still doesn't feel officially.. Who you gonna fuck? Are you down to make out on camera? You know, I've been watching Summer House, which is what it's based over, off of all weekend. That makes sense. It's a little different than Jersey Shore though.

I think it could be a lot better. So that's for us. Who are you going to kiss on camera? I mean, that's what you sign up for. So you'd be fine. I'm not going to yeah Can we come up with a cash bonus system for you know the more you more people you fuck the more money you get from the yeah, sure It seems like there's a high expectation for drama. What happens if you guys are just

Drinking and chilling and enjoying each other's company? Yeah. Well, I will be there to make sure that any drama, the air gets cleared so that we can eventually move on to good vibes. That's how you get the good vibes. Sounds like you're going to make it worse. No, no.

How is the drama just going to happen? Well, you could assume contestants number three and five, Nicky Smokes and Annika. Yeah. There might be some problems there. Someone tweeted that they saw them holding hands. They're smoochy, smoochy be five. Yeah, Nikki smokes in Annika. Yeah, it might be some problems there someone tweeted that they saw them holding hands There's smoochie smoochie right now. Yeah, no They said they only take the same uber after the bars because the cheaper fare

They happen to have the same breakfast diner they go to every morning. You can tell the way they look at each other Oh, they probably live next to each other, right? Something like that. Yeah Now is he holding her wrist what can what can we Danny will pay you money? What should he say after his first kiss on camera? He gets done kissing he looks at the girl or guy? What she said oh? I I have no idea what is gonna happen there what the premise is because a big thing is we're obviously like coming back During the week we're going there during the weekend.

So I don't know, like will the Yak be actual content for this show? You know what I'm saying? And on every other show that the contestants are on. You need a kiss and catch phrase. I want you to kiss this girl and just look at her and just be like, there it was. My last first kiss.

Yeah, it will be if I say that. Just saying you're so fucking hot oh that actually works yeah and then stop and just go you're so fucking oh my god you're so fucking hot pull back and say can we try that one more time I assume there's gonna be some wrinkles I don't know it's you taste not like shit

You could get back a big cat make out with a girl with just both of your mouths just full of soft serve How that then? Are you looking right in the camera? I'll show them that teach him a lesson. He'll never forget Yeah, now I officially need to know more about this if I'm really in it. Well sounds like like you're really in it. Yeah, it does. I don't know. That still wasn't too assuring. That he called in to say it. But he also said I think but okay, okay. I think Dan. Can you practice saying some lines real quick? Get done with the kiss and just be like, where the **** have you been? I'm so glad I'm here. Oh

Yeah, I don't know our oh come on Google things well after a kid yeah, what do you say after a really hot kiss? Daddy like he One a little more like you So that's what true love feels yeah, if the cute funny and romantic things to say after a first kiss fuck Yes, should should we continue? Wow just wow Wow That's a little less so Clapping how do you say wow? Wow you left me breathless

Our lips were made for each other. I gotta write these Wow that was such a good preview of what the future holds oh See you at work Monday Oh see you at work Monday Wow just say you'll kiss me every day say it right now Huh hmm well you can you can look on this list later, okay? Yeah, I haven't I haven't looked at it already, okay? I thought this said shave and smooth. Yeah, there it is. That wasn't just a kiss.

That was a trailer for the movie of our summer. Oh, that's gross. Do you feel that? That's our serotonin sinking. That's gross. That's not bad. You taste like the beginning of a montage in a rom- That'll be sick.

That'll cure a montage that'll cure montage. What is that you taste like? I don't usually kiss people who might be figments of my imagination. Oh, what the? If that kiss was a stock, I'd invest everything. Oh, Danny, read the top one under totally unhinged in a sexy voice, please.

I've already told my grandma about you in a dream You can't be saying a full sentence All right, what would you say Kyle I just check mark Another check mark another fucking notch. That's one down another one bites the dust walk out Now I'm gonna ask Dante for some pointers. I don't know oh, yeah Are you are you will that be like your best friend in the house I? Will that be like your best friend in the house? I have a feeling we might be bunking together. If someone's gonna have to share a room, it's gonna be us.

I don't know if the intern from last week is going on. That might change things in terms of space in the house. I mean, I get along with both Smokes. I don't know Kadek that well, but I'm sure we'd get along. Oh, I forgot the Smokes Brothers are gonna be together. Yeah, I might try to just be Danny Smokes, make it easier. You might have to be. You're gonna be a combination of both Smokes?

Yeah. Awkwardly, an awkward douchebag. But when I choose, I'm good at that one, it's the other one I'm kinda hard at. You're kinda hard at? Mm-hmm. It makes me hard. Duh, what if I lose you?

Like, are you willing to go fuck? I mean, I can't say no, because then they wouldn't allow me to be on the cast. You can say, they're not, you can say no. If they're not filming people making out, I don't know what content they're getting. That's what I'm... Fighting. Yeah, sure. There's gonna be more fighting than fucking. But the fighting is gonna come fucking they're not gonna fill me fucking are

they you might be might so I was watching the show last night and it are you gonna get mic'd skate it go but it's almost like there didn't really seem like there was cameras following them there's just cameras in every room that's where all like the content was coming from. Who's gonna be filming? I think it's a lot of the New York production. Listen, I know just as much as you guys. I'll find out more tonight, report back tomorrow, and then I guess we can work on my kiss catchphrases

if that happens. Yeah, I think you just brand yourself the kissing bandit. You're just there to steal as many kisses as you can. Probably gotta work on your kissing too. I'm not here to fuck anything. I just wanna make out with everyone I see. So the guys will be easy, the girls though. You should have a belt that every time you get done making

you just notch it. That's another one. Well that's the thing though. Everyone is gonna know what happens after the first weekend going into the second weekend. I feel like that's a big wrinkle not many reality shows have.inkle not many reality shows have I'm willing to go out on a ledge and saying nothing Good will come from this hundred though because the pressure is on for bad things I just want to spend some quality time with my cold and I think this yeah

Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like you're gonna get there You're gonna be drinking and you're gonna be like now what and then people are just gonna be mean to each other That my thoughts exactly that's why there might have to be something a wrinkle oh like they're gonna surprise you with the twist or something wouldn't be very like us here at Barstool but yes that's what I'm thinking for now but the twist might just be them letting you guys think there's gonna be a twist are Are they bringing in outside people? I think we could, like if we met someone at the...

Well no, I don't think they're, yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant like into the house. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like to stay in the house? I believe so. Okay. All right. Godspeed, when does that start?

August, first weekend of August. That's when you're filming it mm-hmm Well is it is it gonna be like live ish? We're going there every weekend and coming back every weekend and But I fourth back forth yeah, it's like coming out as it happens. It's not being It's not like survivor that came out those live clips. Yeah That's what I don't get it all So it's live clips. Yeah. That's why I don't get it all.

So we might. Because in order to make some drama, you'd have to be like. And everybody's flying out every Friday night? I believe so. Listen, I don't know any of this, but I would assume Friday night, come back Sunday. For five weeks straight?

Mm-hmm. Sweet. Brandon, you didn't sign up to be in it? No, no, no, no. I don't get out of the bar still thing. You know miss me branded you didn't you didn't sign up to be in it you know Yeah, I don't get out of the bar something You're right you should you should train all summer and just show up with the goal of beating the fucking shit out of KTIC Mm-hmm. I do just the first argument just beat the fucking shit out of it set the tone early

Kyle can you start training me? To kiss and to fight. Yeah. Kiss, fight. Yeah, you're pretty tough. You're really tough. I know but I don't look tough I need to show muscles. A kissing and fighting class would be Do they have dual ones? Two in one? Yeah, probably. All right. I don't know. I don't think combining kissing and fighting would produce the type of person you want. No. No. Mm-mm.

Just show up to the house and say, I just proclaim I came here to kiss and fight. What do you have on your shorts? I don't know. Oh, that's a... That's calm. That's toothpaste. That's a lot. You wanna lay down there? Yeah,? I don't know. Oh, that's toothpaste. That's a lot.

You want to lay down there? Yeah, when I was getting ready this morning, I accidentally, after I brushed my teeth and I was doing something with my hair, I was looking at my hair and my toothbrush, I was, OK, so I was doing this, and I was like, oh, my hair. Is that from when we were talking about the Dodario scene? That was the Dodario scene.

No, no. That would go a long way. I don't come out of my pocket. Busted just talking about it. I don't come out of my pocket. How would my dick even get over there? Maybe you just had nowhere else to put the comms that you put in your pocket. It's toothpaste. And then I said, and I saw it and I was like, well I'll just rub it in and it made it look like comms. But again, not to belabor the point, it was 4.30 in the fucking morning. I wasn't making good decisions.

Anyway, we already spun the wheel, right? Yeah, let's, yeah. Yeah, speed's in a balloon. Huh? Speed's in a big balloon. Oh, speed's in a balloon. Speed, oh. Good for him.

Did he go head first? He did. I like him. Yeah, he's a good guy, or seems like a good streamer. Oh, he went in. He was in head first. Yeah, he's good guy. No, it seems like a good streamer. Oh he went in He was in head. How did he got himself in he put it on his head for a while. Oh He's good. Oh, he did it by himself. Look at that 40 million subs That's impressive and those people are all paying him monthly right now. That's YouTube. Oh, okay, geez How do you do it himself? You guys are right Kyle probably couldn't do that I

Couldn't So aggressive Oh my god Oh shit, oh, I'm damn near in here. I'm damn near in here. Oh, yes. He is in there Bloon Santar all right All the way amazing Stuck is he stuck? It was like a hundred and thirty thousand lives. Is he stuck? Is he stuck? That's pretty funny.

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