The Yak - Only One Stays Dry on Cold Plunge Day | The Yak 8-1-24

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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Danny, you have to be a little mad that we invited you for cold plunge day. Yeah, I kind of just put the math together. I think I know why I'm here now. Well, yeah. When Nick and I were driving back from Brandon's house last night, we were like, Danny is the funniest. We've got to work him in more. Don't put those words in my mouth. And so Nick was like, put Danny on the cold plunge.

And I was like, great idea. Yeah, I did say that. I knew Nick was somehow behind this. Yeah. He would text me. I just got a rogue text. Can you do yak? Bring a bathing suit.

Yeah. I did send that to you. Was there any pushback? No. He said he's, I think he did the salute. Yeah, I'm an emoji guy now. I use the emoji salute. Oh, cool. Roger that to you. Was there any pushback? No. I think he did the salute. Yeah, I'm an emoji guy now. I use the emoji salute. Oh, cool.

Roger that, yeah. I think this is the only context where someone says bring a bathing suit, you're not excited about it. Right. It's bad. Yeah, you're right. Hey, man, you want to come over? Don't forget to bring your bathing suit.

I'd be like, oh, that's going to be a great time. Fuck yeah. The yak, though, you've got to be like, what is that? It's always ominous, yeah. There's actually no thing that you can say for the yak that makes you excited. If I was like, hey, Titus, bring your appetite tomorrow. Yeah, that's true. Literally anything.

That's terrible. Hey, we're all drinking tomorrow. Yeah, right. Get ready to get drunk. Yeah. Oh, that doesn't sound fun. That's true. That's true.

I'm trying to think of one thing- One text I would look forward to. Yeah. Do I like this show? Yeah, I know. Is this torture? Is this fun or not? Did you guys feel the cold plunge?

Yeah, it's cold. It's at 42. Yeah, it's not supposed to be that cold. What's it supposed to be at? They said minimum 48. 48 to... Well, then let's put it at 48. I did.

It's not going up. I put it to 50 an hour ago, and and i came back and now it's at 43 no you know the only thing that'll change it we all be in it oh yeah true true from the outside yep just all stand around it and the people that survived the longest in the water of the titanic were drunk how cold was that that's a good. There was ice in the water. I think 44. 44? Yeah. So yeah, we went to Brandon's house yesterday.

No spoilers. We'll have the episode next Friday. Beautiful home. Thank you. Beautiful time. Beautiful family. Thank you. Thank you.

Beautiful food was given to us. Top to bottom. Yep. Incredible time. Yep. We also had, you lost your remote yeah you stole my remote seconds into getting there seconds into getting seconds yeah you did that um but you found a neighbor yes that's exciting that's the part we can talk about that is not uh it was after the show.

We were walking out, and Brandon's been living in his home for a year. I've been living there for a year. A year. And I have seen this guy in his yard. Shout out Chris. Chris. I've seen this guy, Chris. I didn't know his name. I know it now because he tweeted last night at me.

I've seen this guy, and I've seen his wife a lot, and she and my wife talk a lot um but anyway i've seen this guy i've never talked to him he's never come up and talked to me he's never come up said anything last night me and you were walking out and i thought it was a rogue fan that just come in the neighborhood i thought it was somebody that like stalked us or something i was walking around the corner with you and he was walking in between your shared side yard yeah you said what the hell is this yeah that was your next door neighbor and he came over and he's like oh my god i'm such a big fan like with an ice cold coarse light in his hand label out yep and just couldn't believe that big cat was there that nick was there that fucking kate was there yeah brandon was matt brandon said to me he was like he even he

even went up to kate yeah big time up to Kate. Well, he was drunk. He was, but you walked by and it was like the president walked by. That guy rocks. His lady was hot, too, I'll say. Yeah. He was, and he just, I talked to him about 20. What if you end up swinging with him? I doubt I will.

Okay. I talked to him about 20 minutes ago. Mad attitude. And he was a nice guy, super nice guy. He said he never wanted to bother me at home. That's really nice. Last night with everybody else there, it was fine. guy, super nice guy. He said he never wanted to bother me at home. That's really nice. Last night with everybody else there, it was fine. All the ado.

There was a lot of ado. How did you guys like the Antioch pizza? Delicious. It was good. Yeah. A bunch of locations in the suburbs. And franchising opportunities are available. It was good.

They don't skimp on the dippins. They don't. Whole big bowls of ranch. And I made you some ribs. You made me ribs. Very good ribs. Thank you. You're welcome.

They were delicious. Titus, can you throw me a high noon? I'm horrified. You in? So we do have a very fun game. Do we know? Yeah. All right.

I think it's fun. Okay. When was it announced we were doing the cold plunge yesterday when we said let's cold plunge was that did i leave yeah you did leave no you were here because we said we're gonna do our dick sizes oh yeah um we're so it is the cold plunge here for uh pete frady's als 10 year anniversary ice bucket challenge i think is 10 years today. We're going to do a big stream tonight. So I'm going to be in this cold plunge about 100 times today.

But we're going to do a big stream tonight, raise some money for ALS. And it's here, so we might as well use it. Yes. Are you about to get on the side of ALS? I have a limited knowledge of science. Yeah. But I feel like if the top were open, the outside air would have a limited knowledge of science. Yeah. But I feel like if the top were open the outside air would have a better

chance of warming the water in there. So then open it. Okay. But you cover your pot to make it boil faster. Oh. Is that true? Do you? Right. I thought that's just so you don't wash it. Yeah, you make it hotter. If you cover and it's trying to be cold, it's going to be colder.

Taking the cover off brings the outside elements in, which will be warmer temperatures. Brandon, do two things. One, take the top off. Two, go tell Donnie to get a big pot of boiling water. Ice cube trays don't have lids. Let's get it a little warmer. And then pee in it. Yeah.

Get us a big pot of boiling water. Have you touched the water yet? No. Go elbow deep. I want to see your reaction. I put my fingertips in, and I lost 90% of dick. Just your fingertips? Yeah.

There he goes. All right. It opens the other way. Yeah, totally. There's a very obvious hinge in the middle. Y'all see me? Yeah, we see ya. Yup.

Okay. Alright. What do you think? There's a mic out there. It's right in front of your face. Oh my god, he's dumb today. He's shocked from how cold it was. He's in shock.

We can hear you from... It's super fucking cold. I was going to act like it wasn't that cold, but now that it's out of the water, it's somehow getting colder. Are you inverted? He didn't hear it, I guess. Couldn't hear it. Yeah. Okay.

All right. We're getting a little warmer. I think if we get to 50, I mean, I don't think we're fine, but we're better than the 42. Yeah. Oh, man. Should we address, before we start our game, should we address the elephant in the room that we've lost all power with the interns? Yeah, dude. This is...

I'm very mad about this. I'm very mad. Yeah. Titus, I was walking out to go. I had something I'd get to, and they were like, hey, can you do this TikTok with us? And then they just embarrassed me. They played the you're scary card on me.

They come into Mosley Sports. They say, will you do a TikTok with us? I said, why would you want me in your TikTok? You guys have been here for a little while. I've never even met you, much less have you asked me to be in any of your TikToks. And they said, well, we want you in this one because this one's going to be fun. And then I said, are you going to do something to make me look like a fucking idiot? And they go, no, we would never do that.

We're scared of you. And then once they said that, I was like, well, now I have to prove that I'm a good guy. I was like, you're scared of me? Is that the narrative going around here? You're scared of me that I'm a scary guy? I'm not scary. I'll do whatever you guys want. And then they made me look like a fucking idiot, one.

Two, they didn't even put me in the final video. You didn't make the final? Yeah, not on Instagram. I got cut. I got cut from the thing. So at least you were content. I wasn't even content. I was just for shits and giggles.

They're personal for the love of the game. They just love making older people look stupid. They wonder why you have trust issues. Give me your money! Give me your money! Oh, that was the joke? Man. I feel so bad.

My skin is crawling. I feel terrible. One time he agreed to do a TikTok with us. Yeah. Never again. Never again. Yours wasn't funny, though. That's why they did that, right?

What? That's why they did that? Because yours wasn't funny? What do you mean? Well, they said, show me the money, very funny. And then the second did. And then you did it, and it just wasn't funny at all. He did it very Italian.

It was good. No, his was. Have you been compromised? Yeah, Brandon is. Are you an intern? They brought cupcakes in today. Intern Brandon. Oh, that's a funny nickname.

Hey, if you want to be called Intern Brandon, we can go to. That's a funny nickname. They brought me cupcakes. You choose a side right now, buddy. I was not involved, but they gave me cupcakes they gave me cupcakes they offered me a cupcake i took one and put it right in the trash i have a report from the kitchen yes donnie thinks we're being kind of pussy oh i used to go to the russian bathhouse with donnie and he would cold plunge for like 30 40 minutes on head underwater he he had a lot of come out his dick was big

he said uh he would people pay good money to get water that cold he would love to do it uh it's not that cold money to get we're gonna be we're gonna be fine all right so you're saying that the guy who's big uh idea outside of cooking at barstool was to like crash buses and jump out of planes saying we're being pussies that's a big idea some cold No shit. Donnie can't be the barometer for this. I didn't say he was. I was just reporting from the- Yeah, honestly, guilty as charged.

I'm a pussy. Now can I get the water warmer, please? That's the thing. Yeah, I mean, I'll say that I am. I'll say I'm whatever. Don, let's get some warmer water. I never understood the idea of a cold punch. It's like we created hot water for-

Right. Yeah. The comforts of life. It was a huge innovation hot water oh yeah oh yeah was he insulted it wasn't insulted i think he just was looking down on us it separates us from the apes really yeah the ability to even they go in hot springs true yeah oh all right well we gotta wait for kyle so we can yak for a little bit but the game is going to be uh what do we call it, horse everything?

Anything pig. Anything pig. And it doesn't actually have to be P-I-G. I forgot about anything pig, yeah. Yeah. So how it's going to work is we're going to spin the wheel. There'll be one person, and then the second person's name who comes up is the challenger, and the second person challenges the first person

to anything they want. And if the challenger loses, they have to get in the cold tub. If the challengee loses, we just go on to the next. They become the, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They become the challenger. You should always win your challenge. Right.

But I don't think you should be able to do the same thing twice. Correct. Okay. And I think we're just going to go to let everyone except one person's in the cold plunge. Now, how long are we getting in the cold tub Is it a dunk Is it a 20 seconds Let's do 10 seconds

We're not tough people 10 seconds as soon as you pass nipple line Okay So Kate only has to put her ankles in Speaking of If we had another woman on this show ankles in. Speaking of, should have wore a If we had another woman on the show,

I would target them too, but you're all I got. Unfortunately, we've capped out. We have our quota. Yeah, we've hit the second apron of the

luggage. We cannot afford another woman. So say I challenge Brandon in like wiffle ball home run yeah and i go first as you traditionally do in like horse i don't hit a home run do i automatically lose i have to hit home run yes but but that's right it's like a horse we're not actually playing

horse we just that's the name of it it's kind of like what's the mechanism then like if i don't hit the home run what happens all right so here's i think you always have a rebuttal yeah here well here's an example like if you're you spin your name's first my name's second i say titus i'm challenging you best of three rocks paper scissors shoot okay and if i lose the rocks paper scissors shoot i now have to go in the cold plunge right if i win nothing happens you're now the challenger to the next person on the wheel so you have to win your challenge. There's no pressure on you if you're getting challenged. Okay.

Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, that part makes sense. I understand the win and loss. I'm more like the, I can't get the horse out of my head. I feel like I try to do something. Forget the horse, yeah. But some of the stuff I was thinking of is like,

I'm going to try to do something, but what if I can't do it? But then if Brandon does it? Then I would lose, obviously. But if he doesn't do it you have another chance i just keep going yeah well you just have to say before like first one to hit a home run first one to hit a home run yeah right okay but if brand if you hit a home run boom and then brandon goes hits a home run i think it should go into like a sudden death yeah yeah yeah okay yeah okay we gotta kill each other yes quickly okay do we ever have to fully go under in the cold plunge? No. No.

Do people do that? Do people ever get under? Chef Donnie does. Isn't it, it is your heart. Like once, isn't that what they say? Like once your heart gets under, it gets really fucking cold. Right. Your heart's beating fast because you think you're like dying?

I don't know. I need Will Kahn. We are pussies. Break down the science. Now are we still measuring dick I think I think it would be nice

if everyone did their own dick measurements should we just come out on fingers yeah only yeah two finger dick measurements a little bit further

use the centimeter side of the ruler wait if you go like this is that when it goes inverted yeah inverted I think you have to go thumb on top

now or after the cold punch yeah okay now I'm like that yeah cold punch I'm gonna be like that When it goes inverted? Inverted, I think you have to go thumb on top. Now or after the cold plunge? Okay. Now I'm like that. Yeah. Cold plunge, I'm going to be like that. The insides can be at least... Ty, tell us about rising. Here.

Yeah. I mean, that's you in the Arctic Circle. Wow. And then we'll just play until there's one single person who's not in the cold plunge. Yeah. And then the last two alternate challenges. Yeah. So somebody's not going to the cold plunge.

One person is not going in the cold plunge. Okay. And then are you eliminated once you go in the cold plunge? I think so. Yeah. So the max you have to go in is once. Yeah. It's not bad.

Yeah. All right. This is going to be fun. I think it's going to be really fun. We're going to see like once, once we get down to... I'd imagine the first few rounds, the challenger will always win. Correct. And then you'll start to get panicked of, like, what the fuck else can I do?

Right. That guarantees a win. Right. Connor? He's delivering something. Oh, no. I'm going to need... That was a tariff.

I'm going to need these. That was a tariff. I'm going to need that one, too. I learned the word tariff yesterday. Nice. What does it mean? It's taxing other countries, I think. That was a tariff. I'm going to need these. That was a tariff. I'm going to need that one, too. I learned the word tariff yesterday. Nice. What does it mean? It's taxing other countries, I think.

That's what Robin Hood hated. Tariffs? Did he hate tariffs? He just hated rich people, period, right? Did he? Tariffs are just international taxes. I didn't really learn it. I just heard it. The Boston Tea Party, right?

Is that a tariff? They flipped all the tea. They were like, we're sick of these tariffs. Yeah. Something like that. Robin Hood hated a sheriff. Yeah. That's right.

That's tough. I swear to God I made that mistake. Oh, no. Oh, no. He did hate tariffs. What do you need multiple pins for, Brandon? We got cooking up over there. Oh, you're going to do some drawing challenges.

Don't worry about me. I am too. All right. Oh, you're going to do some drawing challenges. Don't worry about me. I am too. All right. Oh, man. All right. But then after that, my skill set really. I only have one challenge in my mind that I can win. This is bad.

I'm going to have to think of some new stuff. When does KB, do we have an ETA? He has a doctor's appointment, so it could be. I mean, he could come back here with very bad news. No, he's going to come back and they'll be like, you're the model of health. You're too healthy. And we all worried about you for no reason. Just avoid any cold plunges for a while.

Yeah. That is what he should say. You just make him last challenger. Like, last person to go. That's a huge advantage. That's almost giving away the game to him. Fair, fair. Actually, Che, that ruins everything. Yeah. Fair, fair. Actually, Che, that ruins every... Yeah.

Yeah, what the fuck, Che? Won't stand. Che wants to know how many times everyone sneezes per week. Oh, we're doing a tally for the bracket of how many times you sneeze a week. Sneeze a week. We recorded Tuesday. I've sneezed five times. This week?

Since Tuesday. Since Tuesday night. Are you a... You just do one and done? No, no. recorded tuesday i've seen five i've sneezed five times this week since tuesday after since tuesday night are you uh you just do one and done no no i i the first one's a four piece oh no the first one's three piece i apologize i'm at least three in a row every time how do you sneeze okay and then um but then as soon as i get in sunlight it'll get me too brandon you have an effeminate sneeze I heard? No, I have a manly sneeze. I think you whelp.

I don't whelp. I express everywhere. No, that's not me. That's not what you heard. You were sneezy at the house last night. No, I wasn't. I said you were allergic to something. I didn't sneeze.

What did you do? You sneezed. I didn't sneeze. I've been tallying my sneezes. How many have you gone i'm it's been since tuesday afternoon and i'm in the i'm the leader in the clubhouse with five oh wow congrats you are a sneezy fellow not really i don't think five and three days is a lot i think my sneeze is one of the only super feminine things about me yeah yeah yeah

right out the bottom every time you do something real gross or masculine, like after you had that heavy fart in the mic, I think you should just sneeze. All forgotten. Cute little sneeze. Excuse me. Yeah. By the way, this is the first time I've shaved my full legs in a long time. Oh, congrats, Kate.

Thank you. Wow. This got me to do it. So I'm excited. Make the graphic. I'll lotion them up so they're shiny for the camera. So barf emoji. Yep.

It's exciting. Big Cat, you got your calves? Yeah. All smooth. I do not shave my legs. Also, I got an injury last night. Whoa. That was on you.

Yeah. But I'm so tough, I didn't even notice. Damn. Yeah, right? No Band-Aid. Yeah. No Neal Sporn.orn Yeah just fucking raw dogged it Just bled all over my sheets Nick I hear you when you sneeze you go directly into the palm

Is that true? That is true I go into my shirt and people act like that's gross I feel like that's the least gross thing you can do No you're being considerate to everyone else I just go wash my hands People are like oh you sneeze into your shirt Well you're getting boogers all over your tits i guess

that's the thing booger tits is a funny oh no what they called me handkerchiefs were gross i was i was a hanky kid growing up really i brought a hanky to school every day you blew your nose yeah we had our own drawer in the house for hankies what yeah it was it was one half of the drawer was uh partnerless socks and the other half were hankies and then i'd go home put in the dirty clothes and i'd grab another one bring it to school were kleenex not around they were i don't know i was a hanky kid growing up that is weird in front of other kids in class you would pull out your hanky from my back pocket and nobody was like hanky i think there are other hanky kids no i think you were the last person to ever hanky.

I've never seen a hanky kid. No, I've always seen hanky adults, and they've all had three-piece suits. I didn't know kids hanky. And they were going to say slurs at Jackie Robinson. No, no. That's it. That was when hankies were commonplace. My mom, dad used a hanky.

No. Oh, no. No, no, no. They're from a hanky family. Well, West Virginia, it's a lot of coal miner. Yeah, my grandpa always. West Virginia didn't get P-X until 2020. My grandma still from a hanky family. Well, West Virginia, it's a lot of coal miner like, they all. Yeah, my grandpa always. West Virginia didn't get P-X until 2012, I guess.

That's disgusting, Nick. I'm calling my mom. How embarrassing is it to find out you're from a hanky family? I know. And he thought it was normal until this moment. Yeah, were you wearing chastity belts, too? My mom would have beat me if she knew I was using a hanky. So what, you just wash it?

You throw it in with the laundry every week? Yeah, you throw it in with the laundry. But then you sneeze in it all day? Ma, you're on the yak. I'm getting made fun of for using a hanky as a kid. What did they use? Thank you. A Kleenex. A Kleenex.

I remember vividly taking the white hanky to school when I'd go home and wash it. What? It was a white hanky it I would use a bandana Ask her if she knows Kleenex exists Bandanas all the time Ask her if she knows Kleenex I'm not going to ask my mom if she knows Kleenexes Kleenexes is a brand

It's a brand of tissue yes Sounds like she doesn't know it She's reading the Wikipedia page Do we still have a hanky drawer at home? Everybody should have a hanky drawer. No! Thank you! That's crazy.

No. People have Kleenex. But it's not a full drawer. We share it with the... Unmatched socks. Told you. That's crazy, too. Thank you.

All right. Love you, mom. Yeah, what do you do with the unmatched socks? That's like purgatory. You just never get it out of you. You wait to find the other one. Get rid of the socks! You wait to find the other one. I know where you're using those stray socks.

And if you don't find them. White hanky. You want to see all the evidence? I thought that was so normal. I bet you that. I'm more southern than you. No, hankies are not southern things. No, they're old.

They're like 100 yearyear-old things. A lot of things I do are old. Yeah, they're like Rockefeller shit. I feel like Appalachia and the South are slightly different things. Slightly, but very similar. I think it's a terrain-y thing. No, it's a terrain-y thing. No, no, no.

Well, Kyle's from your hometown. We've got to ask him if he was a hanky. Do you have a pocket watch, too? I've always wanted one. A rest pocket? Yeah. I feel like my grandpa didn't even use it but you do look cool as fuck checking the time like that well bandanas were like that was like the hanky that you would use like it's a less it's a less nice hanky did you did you like when you packed your lunch did you put in a bandana with a stick yeah no i when i went to school i went to a

catholic school i brought a white hanky with like silky stripes on it and then like out not at school out of uniform i'm using a bandana you have situational hankies you probably got like a custom what about a snot rocket i just snot rocket i didn't know about those till late in the game oh snot rockets all day friday night at the movies, everybody's hanging out, you just sneeze? No, no, I was younger. This was before high school. Wait, so that actually proves our point. You reached an age where you had a little bit of cognitive ability,

and you're like, this is gross. I still, it never crossed my mind that it was gross. I just started using tissues. When's the last time you had a hanky in your pocket? Last time I had, jeez, been a long time. I think you need to bring back the hanky. About a year. Also, it was such a thrill getting up in the classroom to go walk and get a Kleenex.

Yeah. It was a thrill to go sharpen the pencil. That was also an issue. It was also anything that was 30 seconds to take away from the clock. Like going to the bathroom, my God. Nicky Smokes walked in the anus studio yesterday, and he's like, does anybody have a pencil sharpener? Leave. Did you have one?

No. Oh, yeah. It was a hanky. That's the same as asking for it. I might bring back the hanky. No. Get a pencil sharpener, one of the wall pencil sharpeners. I love those.

And put them in the anus studio. But remember how bad it hurt when your hand was too close? Yeah. Yeah. Get your thumb. Yeah. And then the electric sharpener was fun. That was fun, but sometimes they would just get one side.

Do these still exist? Yeah, I'm sure. They're built in with the school. Well, things go away. The electric sharpener, though, that kind of ruined, that took away like half the time you got to spend up walking around. I bet this isn't. Yeah, I mean, chalkboards are gone, right?

Chalkboards are gone. Can we buy one of these? Yeah. Yeah, I would think. They're all whiteboards now. They're all whiteboards. Yeah. These are V markers. Overhead projectors. One of yeah i would i would think they're all whiteboards now they're all whiteboards yeah remember the v marker overhead projectors one of my favorite yeah long gone oh it's like the the cellophane or the clear yeah those are great getting to go clap the chalk erasers outside was like the seventh grade version of a smoke break yeah i

was on oh my god are the tvs on stands gone because every class just has a tv though they can't be those have to go wherever no because gone because every class just has a TV? They can't be. Those have to be wherever. No, because I think every class just has a TV somewhere. There we go. Oh, we should buy one of those for the office. We should put one in here. Yeah.

I don't know where you're at. You just need to stretch your legs. Or when you had it perfect, but you couldn't stop, and then the lead would fall out. Yeah, that'll be like our water cooler. That's a fancy one. Everyone sits around and talks. Drama.

I also did like the reusable lead ones that you clicked. Yeah. Yeah, they were good. Those were fun. I like the yellow one. To refill it? Oh, you like the yellow one? Oh, that's a good ass.

Damn. Good ass model. It made this look like it was cutting edge technology. Well, it is. It's cutting. It's true. It's both. Kyle said he's five minutes away away so then we'll start oh fuck yeah i know i kind of wish he just never came and be like oh we can't do it um illinois has it's called the big pencil it's

like a 15 foot pencil casey illinois i went they have a festival every year where they put a giant pencil sharpener all these dudes get up on a scaffold and they sharpen the giant pencil oh that's huge things actually come down i don't know why i saw that recently but it's like the whole town shows up i recommend casey illinois i'd like to see that for the most part you gotta google like we should do that instead of watch rediscovering america sharpening the big pencil in casey illinois i don't know that too yeah they build a scaffolding they climb on up there. Everyone dresses like pencils and lead and all kinds of weird stuff. I'm not going to lie.

When you said 15-foot pencil, I imagined it being bigger than that. I thought it was going to be huge. That is 15 feet. I know that. I pictured a sequoia tree. I pictured a tree. We could get bigger. Barcelona Sport should be the home of the biggest pencil.

The biggest pencil. How are we going to get a big pencil? That's a really good point, brother. Oh, we're fucked. We've got to find a big pencil. Well, you could get a telephone pole. And whittle it down? But that's a telephone pole.

A log. Yeah, a log. I'm going to put a lid in it. Yeah, right. That pisses me off. That's a statue. That's a sculpture. I want a big pencil.

No, they sharpen it. It's like real. But is there lead in it? I don't know. That's a good point. I don't know. I don't know if they could draw lead. All right, I'm going to buy a big pencil. No, they sharpen it. It's like real. But is there lead in it? I don't know. That's a good point. I don't know. I don't know if they could draw lead. All right, I'm going to buy a paper pencil.

You backed down pretty easy there, Kate. I did. I'm going to find the biggest pencil I can find. Is it number two? Is there a number one pencil? I just got a picture of the hanky drawer and the two hankies I was describing. Those are the same ones. Those are the unmatched socks?

Yeah. Covered in snot and blood for those who can't see it. I don't know, man. Paper towels, tissue, Kleenex. There's all sorts of things to wipe with. Won't catch me carrying snot in my pocket. No, you won't. Nope.

No. Ain't no snot on me. I'd have a tough time seeing my dad use it the week before and then now I'm using it. Ugh. I like that. Yeah. Sharing body fluids with your dad. Ugh, man.

Well, that's like the reusable diapers thing. Oh, that her dad. Oh, man. That's like the reusable diapers thing. Oh, that's disgusting. Oh, God. I watched the tutorials. They just scrape the poop into the trash and then throw it in the wash. Remember when we did our baby pictures? Yeah. I was in one of those.

I'm pretty sure I was in a cloth diaper. That's my hanky drawer. It's in my parents' room in their dresser, and it's with the mismatched socks. You would go into your parents' room to get a hanky for the day? Yeah, that's way too much time in your parents' room. Grabbing one hanky? Going into your parents' room every day is too much time. I wasn't going every day.

It was when I had the sniffles or allergies or one sock that didn't have a partner. Parents' room is, yeah, you can't go. So if you found a sock in your room in the corner, you then immediately get up march to that drawer and begin searching for its partner no or whenever you wanted to jerk off you'd have to go to your parents room first to grab the sock the stray sock too yeah they're probably just keeping tabs on that that's the scoreboard that's why you need the total i did the total sock overhaul a few years ago and it's changed my life you believe in this yes fully you talk about. You talk about it a lot. Didn't you buy too many ankle? I have too many ankle socks now, but I bought ankle socks and regular white socks, all the

same brand. So you can never. Yeah. You're good. I might need to do that. Yeah, there's no mismatch. Probably a little pricier than you'd expect. No, it's like 150 bucks.

You can buy them on Amazon for pretty cheap. I got like 40 pairs of socks. Donnie's going to dump the boiling water in there. That's not going to do much. It makes us mentally. Mentally, it makes me feel better. It doesn't look cold. Yeah, just dump it in there.

It looks like a hot tub. It looks like a hot tub, yeah. It looks very pleasant, really. I wish we had steam coming off. All right, so we're going to say 20 seconds you got to be in there? Oh, look at that. That's huge. Thanks, Donnie. Donnie, so we're going to say 20 seconds you got to be in there? Oh, look at that. That's huge. Thanks, Donnie.

Donnie, what's the number on the, what's it say? That's a great sound. Hasn't changed. 45. 45 has changed. It has changed. That's cold as fuck, Donnie. Yeah, it's cold.

Okay, it's 20 seconds? I thought it was 10. It's 20. It was 10 the whole time. I think you also have to dunk your head. No head dunking. I think so too. I feel like if you're getting in, you might as well.

Yeah, you can't. I think it's 20 seconds dunk head. Do you have to dunk head at first or you dunk head as right 19? No, I think time doesn't start until you dunk head. That's crazy, guys. Now we're just adding. That's a good rule. That's a good rule. Yeah, I think time doesn't start until you dunk head. That's crazy, guys. Now we're just adding. That's a good rule. That's a good rule.

Yeah, dunk head starts. All right, all right. Let's put it up to a vote. Dunk head, then time starts. Who says yes? That's it. You guys are just being dicks. We all have to do it.

You have the most insulation out of most humans? Why are we dunking heads? Because that's the whole point. The chat wants to see us in pain. I don't care. It's for charity. Brandon's in a war against that right now. It is for charity.

I'm fighting the chat. Why hear what happened? Mostly sports. Tommy infiltrated the chat. So yesterday, this is not a spoiler, I don't think. Tommy is on the act that's coming out next week. He's on the act. Yes.

Because it's in my house. You know that he's going to be there well every time he gets in the mix he wants to be more in the mix this morning he showed up in the mostly sports chat and he was talking and and he asked some guys you want me to facetime my dad uh for five for five dollars it's something like that and then uh or he paid five dollars to have a super chat so it could and and he said do y'all want me to FaceTime my dad? Then he FaceTimed me. What was his YouTube username? I don't know.

Where did he get that money from? His username was Brandon Walker. Yes. Huh? Where did he get that money from? They got all my stuff. Anyway. Do you have any cash on him?

TJ reports about five minutes later, and he says, I had to kick Tommy out. It was getting political. Yeah, I think someone. What was the talking point? Someone asked him, Israel or Palestine? Yeah. And he answered. Ah.

I heard he gave a pretty clear, like, educational answer. Yeah, and I was like, I had a long talk with him afterwards. I said, you can't be in the chat. You can't be in the chat. Just don't be doing that. What if Tommy solved it, but TJ deleted the comment? Or what if Tommy had the whole solution? But TJ's like, no, we can't do that.

Yeah, so I'm dealing with that now. USA lost again in three on three. Wow. I was going to watch that later. Oh, how's speed walking? Oh, shit. Fuck, dude. That was this morning.

How are there so many Kentucky walkouts? Who else has one? Gooch? He's wearing a crop top. Gooch went to Kentucky. He's wearing a crop top. Gooch went to Kentucky? Yeah, I think so.

Kyle? How's it going? Kyle, they made the cold tub worse. What did the... Kyle's used to the cold tub. What did the... Kyle's used to the cold tub. What did the doctor say? I got referred to a pediatric gynecologist. Preventative measures.

Left with more questions than answers. Are you going to survive? They're treating me for GERD. They said it could be acid reflux. GERD? I'm not confident. You got an onomatopoeia, dude. G-E-R-D.

I feel like you go to the doctor and they give you things that don't even exist. GERD? GERD is, yeah. I've always thought I might have some reflux issues. Well, yeah, because you can't burp. I don't know if the breath... Did you get the shot? You got the shot, right? I got a tetanus vaccine today.

Wait, what? On some random decade-old shit. Wait, didn't you get the shot for your burping? No, I get surgery next week. Oh. Yeah, and I actually need an adult to drive me there and back. I got you. Che?

I don't. I want. You don't know. I guess Che. You're busy. Che. Che, would you? Yeah, what day?

It's Thursday. Thursday morning. Yeah, I could probably do it. What time? They just gave me like a 7 to 10 range. Closer to 10, but yes but yes No you're not doing it I'm going to get an intern He's the most adult we got

I don't know that he is guys It's like Half and half I don't know Shay makes a lot of Childlike He's got a lot of childlike tendencies True He had his car repo because he didn't know how to make an auto payment a child, non-adult like, he's got a lot of childlike tendencies.

He had his car repo because he didn't know how to make an auto payment. Ah, that was a common mistake. Made by who? By me. I know. But it was pretty deceiving, you have to agree. Kyle, before we start the game, we have a very important question to ask you. Were you,

have you ever used a hanky? handkerchief yeah no nick was a hanky i know i already know this and he pretends like it's we're the weird ones no it's like vile gross handkerchiefs also weird exists so weird it's weird handkerchief has handkerchiefs exist therefore people use them. But they existed before. Kleenex. Yeah, the proliferation of easy to find. I don't use them now. You're basically saying like, yeah, my dad would, I would ride my horse to school every day.

People still do that. No, but that's like the car was invented. Kleenex were invented. All right. Brandon, have you read a book recently yes movies exist well i don't have the same thing reason why what do you mean they're not the same books aren't disgusting and you don't put a snotty book in your back pocket true dick probably does fuck you uh are you ready to start this game you You're a cold plunge guy.

No, I'm not. Oh. That's why I'm pissed about this. It sucks. Because I'm going to reveal something. What are you, a cold shower guy? I do cold showers every morning, but it's not like that. And you do air squats in them, right?

Naked. I stopped. Because you fell? Because I pulled a muscle. I still do air squats. I still do cold showers. It removes a layer of grogginess if anything every morning we're gonna cold plunge tonight or today what is the game

all right so it's called horse everything don't worry about the horse part we just had that was a cool name that nick came up with which i like uh we're gonna spin the wheel there's gonna be one name and then second name second name is the challenger so they challenge the first name to any competition they want if the challenger loses they have to get in the cold plunge for 20 seconds timer doesn't start until your head's underneath the water

if the your head you have to dunk your head no no you don't have to stay underwater 20 seconds that's doable. I said 10 seconds. If anything, it should be more. It was 10 seconds.

It was 20. And if the challenger wins, it just goes to the next person. So then we spin, and then the person who got challenged is now the challenger. And we go until there's only one person who has not been on the cold plunge, and that's the show. Quick QBC. What happens? What's a Q, BC? A question for Big Cat.

Okay. Quick Q, BC. Let's say I challenge Kate to three-point shot. Yeah. Can Titus still use three-point shot? Yes. Okay. You can't repeat your own challenge.

Okay. Got it. Yeah. That's a good challenge for me and Kate, I think. Yeah. I thought you said it out loud. I thought I heard that. Got it. Yeah. That's a good challenge for me and Kate, I think. Yeah, yeah. I thought you said it out loud. I have a good chance. I thought I heard that.

Yeah. So you're basically, if you're the challenger, you have to come up with something you're going to win. Yeah. And I think at the beginning, the challenger should win

almost every time at the end. I don't think we should be too on the nose. Like, I won't do geography. Why not? Because you can only do it once. You can only do it once. I agree with you, Kyle.

I think it would be more of a i think i think it would be more of a challenge i think it'd be poor form if i was like if i did in fact do a three-point competition right i don't think you should do that i think i think it's more strategic to wait towards the end to use that stuff i bet you're you're all right you're dickhead ass okay dickhead ass you're dickhead it'll be the last round you versus Conrad And then you'll pull out three points Oh, Conrad, yeah, anything goes Gloves are off with Conrad QNT, real quick I think that

I think you'd agree, NT That doesn't really work You can't do Three point shot, then foul shot It's like a shot is the thing Yeah, I think what we have to have is a committee Right One realm You can only go into the thing. Yeah, I think what we have to have is a committee. Right.

You can't just. One realm. You can only go into the realm one time, I mean. Whatever. The realm of basketball. The realm of. You can go into the realm of basketball for other people. Wait, no. No.

No, no. I think I only go into the realm. You get the realm one time. Let's have. Let's say I'm challenging Kyle. That means everybody else becomes the battle committee. Whatever battle I propose. Oh, I like that. You guys. Yeah. Battle the battle committee. Whatever battle I propose, you guys get it. We're battle committee.

There you go. I like that. All you really have to have is a good name. It does have to be interesting for the viewers. If Kyle challenges me to wrestling, that's not... That would be interesting for the viewers. No one watching is going to be surprised when Kyle breaks me in half. Still be funny

it would and then once you go in the cold plunge you're out what if it's a subjective challenge like dance battle battle committee battle committee battle committee battle committee will vote all right yeah let's get it on okay everyone's on the wheel um everything pig or everything horse everything pig everything horse both everything everything porce everything porce yeah so this is the challenger so if it lands on you oh i thought the challenger was second but yeah oh you're right yeah more time challenger wait should you pick what your thing is before the no no challenger goes first. Challenger first. Challengee second.

So Challenger wins. The person who just went goes. I guess technically there's a world if the wheel never hits your name, you're just the last person standing. Correct. It's wheel dependent for sure. That would be awesome. Unfortunately. Okay.

It's always me. I think this might be the cleanest game we've ever created. Yep. No more rule changes. Nope, I do. Shit. All right. No more rule changes.

I like this. Can we pull off a clean game that makes sense for the viewer? Here we go. Everything course. You got to we go. Everything pours. You've got to win this. Weave everything coarse. Everything pours. He is getting a paper ready.

So he's now off the wheel? No. I am off the wheel. No. I'm not off the wheel. Oh, I guess you're for this spin. You can't challenge yourself. No, if it lands on you twice, that's when you get pee and pig. There and pig there were no more rule changes no wait should we just have them be on the wheel and

if it lands on you twice then oh no this is the only time it will be one person twice you just go straight to the only part the only time it will be a chance for this so it doesn't matter so we'll take them off for this one time but this is the only time it'll happen but do you see what I'm saying? What? What? Brandon. Oh, God damn it. Challenge your department. An area of college football expertise, no shit, he's going to win.

He can't do that anymore. I'm not doing that. But you can't do that every time. But we all have probably a few areas of expertise that we're not going to lose. And then it gets really interesting. Yeah, because once you vote it... Kyle, I'll vote it down with you. Isn't the battle committee deciding? then it gets really interesting. Yeah, because once you vote it,

Kyle, I'll vote it down with you. Isn't the battle committee deciding? The battle committee decides. When the committee decides, I'll vote it down. So propose what you're going to propose. There can't be collusion in the committee already. That's what a committee is. If a committee's not a good committee, it's not a good committee.

Nothing's even happened yet. Why are you arguing? Committee's fucked. I don't know what committee is. Committee's fucked. I might have jumped the gun on saying we had a clean dish. All right. We almost did it. It's fucked. I might have jumped the gun on saying we had a clean dish. All right. We almost did it.

Can I issue the challenge? Yeah. And they should all be fairly quick challenges. Yes. Not too long. Just take probably a minute. That's perfect. Without looking, I challenge Kate to draw the yak house correctly.

Oh, come on. Whoever draws the best yak house. Okay. That's his thing? That's your drawing. Oh the best yak house. That's his thing? That's your drawing. I don't remember who did that. Brandon has no things after that. I feel like he's going to win.

Isn't that the point? Hold on. Unfortunately for Brandon, the judge of this is the committee. It's his artwork. Yeah, I veto design. If you come up with something else to draw, I will approve, but I veto this. Okay. Come up with something else.

No. The thing is, I can't draw anything else. Brandon, only bad can come from this. True. He's losing his one piece. Yeah, yeah. He's not drawing. And there's a chance Kate could beat him.

Yeah, that's true. All right, ready? USA Men's Olympics. I'm not ready. Set. No. Okay. I shut my eyes. Set. No! Okay. I shut my eyes?

No, you don't have to shut your eyes. He said without looking at the timer. Shut your eyes. Two minutes. Wait, wait, wait. Without looking at the actual picture. So my eyes are open. Yeah.

Okay. Two minutes? Huh? One minute. One minute. One minute. 90 seconds. No.

One minute. You said one minute. You said one minute. The committee votes one minute. 90 seconds. One minute. You said one minute. The committee votes one minute. I like having power of the committee. Can I have your paper, Titus? I don't like this. The power of the committee is great. The committee is going to be a 50-50 split.

Civil war. I'm going to do without looking, name my mother's maiden name. That's a Brandon-ass category. Brandon-ass shit. I'm drawing. Drawing's happening. Oh, Kate's looks really good.

Holy shit. This is pretty good. Yeah, Brandon's looks just like it looks. Shit. Yeah, maybe we... Yeah, this was a learning experience for us. Yeah, but also you shouldn't be afraid to lose because everyone except

one person is going to lose anyway. And then once you lose, you don't have to get up. But if Kate loses this, she doesn't have to get in the tub because she was the challenge. Yeah, true, true. Yes, there's no real pressure on you, Kate, right now. Time. Alright, time. Let's see. Here's my

house right here. Wow, Kate, you did a good job. All right. So there's my house. Okay. It looks like a white piece of paper. No, no, no, no. That's almost a one-to-one replica. Where's the camera that is?

There you go. That's the Yak house. It's perfect. Okay, there's Kate's. Okay, so Brandon won. Brandon won. Let's not be fucky here. Let's not be. Okay, so Brandon won. Brandon won. Let's not be fucky here. Let's not be fucky.

Look at that. Pretty good. Look at mine compare. I forgot the chimney. I put the chimney. I have the chimney. I had smoke coming out of it. Well, hold on now.

But Brandon colored in Brandon's looks. Brandon wins. Funny business. All right. Closer to the camera. Kate, so now you're the challenger. You don't want to stand, huh? You got to bring that.

So I'm challenging Brandon or I'm challenging Max? No, you're challenging whoever comes on the wheel. Okay. And if you lose, you get in the cold plunge. Fuck, okay. And then you're out. Oh, boy. I'm nervous.

I am too. I have three things. I only have one thing for Che. Yeah, y'all got on me for using something that I would win, but isn't that the point of the whole thing? Yes. It's not interesting really, and it's kind of boring. That's all. That was fun. Me and Kate had fun. Bad content. That's really the only issue

I have with it. Are you forgetting that this is a show? It's a total waste of fucking time is all. But otherwise, good pick, Brandon. Okay, I have my thing. Okay. Well, you don't know who you're up against. That's fine.

Zah. Okay, Zah. Yes, ma'am. We're going to stand in the middle. Whoever can stand on one foot the longest. This is a challenge. See, this is what we want're going to stand in the middle. Whoever can stand on one foot the longest. This is a challenge. See, this is what we want. Now we're talking.

I don't know if this is the one you want. The internet's never seen anything like this before. Oh, you could do this really well? Wait, you think so or you know so? Okay, this is big. This is huge. All right. You were always going to do a leg involved.

I'll be the first to say your legs are looking right. Ever since she ditched the fucking panties. We might have to do one-liners, best yak one-liners. Hank's saying Kate's looking right. I can't believe I missed that. If we put out an hour episode of just one-liners, that would be awesome. It's looking great. Oh.

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Port mode, yep. Okay. Oh, zah. He's grounding. I love that. Okay.

Any foot's fine, but on the count of three, we go up on one foot. All right. Here we go. One, two, three. Zaz looking shit. I think Kate might win this one. Kate's solid as a rock. Zaz looks pretty solid too.

Looking like he's about to meet Zlatan. Zaz also, I kind of like his strategy of starting low because you can always get your foot a little higher. Yeah. Couldn't you always move a little lower? I'm just trying to move Zahub lower. Listen, I know when I was saying that, as I was saying it, it made no sense. Kate's left leg is starting to quiver.

She's giving Zahub hope. Could this last like 20 minutes? Maybe. Maybe. I think it could. Both legs are getting wobbly. Unbelievable focus out of both. Kate's looking at zaba zaba

will not look at kate they look like david blame he tries doing that elevating trick oh yeah i'm like okay the hole in him ah he's fine he's fine it's not sturdy oh look at that yeah so it does yeah he does look anchored in there pretty good If they keep going for too long We can just do like Simon says Yeah or like throw him a ball Yeah I don't know I don't think it's gonna go

Someone's about to How we feeling? How are both of you feeling? Any pain? Do you feel anything? Zod's face is... Kate, you have a broken back. She looks like she's just...

Her foot's nailed into the ground. I know. Some great ankle mobility. Oh! What's that noise? Zoom in on Kate's knee. No, no. You have an ashy knee?

Oh, no. Is it about to burst? Kate, I think your knee's about to burst. It is. Oh, my God. It's going to explode. Is there an animal in there? I'm trying to figure out what's going on in there. Oh, my God. How many caps do you have? I don't know what species it is, but there is a face.

There's a face for sure. Are your knees about to explode? Is that Andrew Jackson? Oh, my God. The sack's about to erupt. Zah's hovering very close. Oh, boy. He's good. He's good.

Stay strong, Zah. Stay strong. This is pretty impressive by both. Oh, my God. Stay strong This is pretty impressive by both Oh my god Well She's getting her head Kate's broken kneecap is somehow keeping her alive Wow Kate's doing tricks on it But this is her only skill

Alright Zah you're up Big win Good challenge So he's going in the cold tab? No he's the challenge eat All right, you're up. Big, big win. Good challenge. So he's going in the cold tub? No, he's the challengee. When does somebody go in the cold tub? When the challenger loses.

It's going to get increasingly harder. To think of things to do. Right. The first... No, apparently not. That's why we wanted you to pick something else, Brandon, so there's some sort of risk on the line. The first 20 minutes of this is going to be hard to get anyone in the tub. You know I shoot it to you

straight. You're annoying the fuck out of me right now. I asked one question. Yeah right. Yeah right. Yeah right. Is that my only question? That's another question right there.

Yo. Got him. Tighten up, Brandon. Tighten up. Tighten up. All right, so spin it to see who Zah challenges. Who challenges? Yeah.

No, Zah gets to challenge someone. Titus. What? All right. These two hate each other. Yes. They never speak. So, Zah, what are you going to do?

I guess, I don't know how long. This is going to be boring, I guess, but it's the only thing I can think of. I guess the flag. There's like a country flag. Oh, okay. No, this is good. Yeah, come sit. Flag generator.

Come sit next to Titus. So, is it first one to get one wrong is out? Yeah. Okay. Random flag generator. I love it. I love it. Titus, how you i love it well i got nothing to lose here these are fun games yeah well titus i would be nervous about zoc because he could get a crazy

it's random yeah i think the challengee could have shoes if they want to go first or second oh yeah i like that i want to go first great move i want to go first i want to set the tone so savvy set the tone. So savvy. Set the tone. Get him feeling nervous. So this will work just like sudden death. If Titus gets it wrong and Zod gets it wrong, it keeps going. Titus gets it right and Zod gets it wrong.

Titus wins. Someone's going to have to get in the tub. Okay. You got the random flag generator? Give him how's I. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. Okay.

The whole family have fun yesterday, Brandon? Had a great time. Yeah? Had a great time. You have the best basement I've ever been in. Great basement. It's a good basement. Sorry, that's on me because I literally just thought of it.

I like this. When you guys ask. I like a trivia challenge. Oh, we don't have one? Big TV. I mean, there should be some online if you just Google. Big old TV. But I just hadn't found the link at the time

do you got one tj i got multiple choice ones i got ones that uh maybe this one i'll do the game time ad read by the way for trafficings shouldn't it just i mean could he just google a random country's flag and then show it? Yeah. TJ will know the answer? Maybe he'll be the only one? There's got to be a random flag generator online. But it shows the country's name. I didn't bring my phone.

And TJ will be accused of being biased. Oh, wait, TJ, the first result for the random flag generator, you could turn off show country name. Oh, yeah. Oh, the multiple... Yeah. Oh, multiple, yeah. Sorry, sorry about that. Don't be sorry. I like the challenge.

Yeah, that one. And then you can show country name. Oh, those are easy. And then random. One. Okay, great. All right. Oh. Okay, are we ready to go?

Oh, my days. Was that it? I'll go first. Okay? I'll go first. Okay. All right, that's the one. That is in the Caribbean for sure. I'm going to go with Barbados. Wow.

Bold. All right, for the win. For the win. Wow. Bold. Alright, for the win. For the win. Ooh. This is going to be quite something. Is that middle? Is that Lebanon?

Show the country to him. Yay! I wanted that to go on way longer. That was easy. I might use that as a challenge I like it Even though I don't know any countries Okay So now your turn Titus

To challenge someone So nobody has a letter yet No we're not doing letters I understand what the name of it Everything's porce Everything's porce I think I just want to get my plunge Out of the way Yeah. I got it. Yeah. No, I'm in. Everything's porce. Everything's porce. Everything's porce. Hmm. I think I just want to get my plunge out of the way.

I know. That's why I like challenging. Like, you shouldn't do something. You're going to just kill them. Yeah. I was going to do headstand, but I feel like that's too. We'll see who you're up against. So I'm trying to think of what sport I could do that I suck at.

But it's hard to pick for you. Yeah. For me, it's. Oh, okay to pick for you. Yeah, for me it's... Oh, okay. God damn it. Headstand. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll just get in the pool.

I don't even know if I'm good at headstands. I just haven't... You can always do rocks, paper, scissors, shoot. You could do like... Yeah, that's a nice... Just stupid games. Coin flip. Be electric.

Find something of a color. Oh, yeah. Or a letter. Coin flip. First person to find something of a color. Oh, yeah. Or a letter. Coin flip would be electric. Fuck it. I'll do coin flip. Okay. Jacob, get us a coin.

I think you're right. I want the plunge out of the way. Yeah. Coin flip is fun. One of us needs to get in there. One of us needs to get in there to set the tone. The top is demanding somebody. How would you like to do coin flip? Someone else flip you call it titus calls it if he gets it right

that's fine okay you want to call it yeah no no then you go kate oh yeah yeah yeah okay yeah all right i'm gonna flip and then i'm gonna catch and then do that so it's not over on this coin flip it cannot be correct the game cannot end right here. Who would like to go first? Do you want to go first? Sure, I'll go first. All in the air. Okay. Heads. It's a heads. Fuck!

No call, Kate. Kate, you're fucking good. Kate's on fire. Bullshit. I didn't know she was so good. I've never challenged her. That was bold. Heads. It's also heads.

You can't teach that. You can't teach that, Gene. That was so clutch. Ready? Yes. Tails. Heads. Oh! Win!

Okay, so that's three heads. Oh, Kate's pissed. Heads. Oh. It's a tail! Yeah! Yeah, I'm free! I knew it!

What an idiot. Okay. Oh, man. I'm sweating a little bit. Oh, I'm sorry. That's fine. Okay. I'll flip again. Give me it. Okay. Oh, man. I'm sweating a little bit. Oh, I'm sorry. That's fine. Okay. I'll call.

I'll flip again. Give me it. Okay. Flip it again. Tails. It's a tails. Oh, my God. Okay.

Hold on. Hold on. Time out. Time out. Time out. I want to talk to you. That's a good time out. I want to talk it over.

20 seconds or full. What are you thinking? I just need a 20. I just need a breather. Okay. Heart's pounding. 20 seconds or full. What are you thinking? I just need a 20. I just need a breather. Okay. Heart's pounding. Time out. Okay.

Heads. Oh, no. Reflect. Reflect. Not here. I lost it in the lights. Tails. It's a head.

Oh! Yes! Oh, no. Yay! It's a head Yes Oh no Our first cold plunge victim Damn I know Heads or tails is electric I like heads or tails How long have you been doing that?

A long time I don't talk about it a lot That was incredible Wow That looks refreshing It does We're following MJ following him We still see Oh my

Alright so Get the timer ready This is Head under Time starts I'm I'm kind of jealous He's going first

Because now I'm gonna be Very afraid Cause he's gonna say How bad it was He's gonna psych you out. Man. Spin to see who Kate's going to go against. Oh, shit.

That's right. Okay. Oh, man. This is thrilling. It really kind of shows like, Titus doing heads or tails really shows just how much Brandon sucked for doing that fucking drawing thing. But that was the first round. The point was to win, correct? KB.

Brandon makes a good point. KB. Let's wrestle. No. Can we do the mini basketball hoop over there? Yeah. They're right next to each other. So what's the competition?

One. Baseline is. I'm hoping that's with. Girth. All right, here it goes. Oh, God. Fuck, dude. Head under is when it starts.

Head under is crazy. Head under is when it starts. Head under is crazy. Head under is awesome. It's cool already. How long? 20 seconds. 20 seconds from head under. From head under too. Oh my God.

I might just can't. Oh, yeah, this sucks. I might actually kill myself instead. Oh. All right, start it. There it goes. Go. Oh, fuck. 15 seconds, Titus.

That's 20. 20. 10 seconds. I've lost all concept of time. That's 20! 20! 10 seconds! I've lost all concept of time. That's gotta be 20! 8 seconds! 20! Give me 20!

Fuck! And time! Done. Oh my god, that looks so miserable. That's fun. That is fun. Oh, man. Kate, I'm about to beat you in this.

I know. Fuck. I'm just sitting here trying to think what other thing I could do. Oh, my God. Maybe first to ten makes on that basketball? What about you alternate? Yeah, first to ten? Maybe.

First to five? First to five? First to five? First to five. What about best out of ten shots? Yeah. Whoever gets ten shots the fastest. No, no. Ten shots, whoever makes the most.

Oh. Yeah, best out of ten. Best of ten. Yeah. What does that mean? That means you take ten shots. However many you make is your best. Oh, okay.

Fuck. Okay. 20 is the right length, by the way. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Ten would have been too little. Is it bad?

By ten, I was like, that's got to be... You feeling pretty good? No. He's cold. Okay. 10 is when it set in for me. Good luck to Kate and KB. So Kate is the challenger here.

Danny, I'm so happy you're on this episode. I might walk away sky free. The wheel will be just for me. for you. Yeah, maybe the wheel just never touches you. The wheel will be just for me. Maybe the wheel. So Titus is now off the wheel, TJ. And now it's going to get.

Oh, man. Would you guys have vetoed a full wetsuit? Yeah. Yeah. Have to. I tried this morning. Do you have one? I tried this morning to get one from Moresh. He's got it all. He has a wetsuit? Yeah. Yeah. You have to. I tried this morning. Do you have one? I tried this morning to get one from Maresh.

He's got it all. He has a wetsuit? Yeah. So you think something in the morning, you immediately contact Maresh, I need this? He's kind of the plug. I hope when Nick goes in, we just see a wet hanky floating around. Kate, would you like to go first or second? All right.

KD's going first. What? It's fine right there, guy. Yeah, I don't know what they're doing. What are y'all doing? It's fine right there We can see it Should we just have Che keep moving it back and forth? Put it back on the wall Che No no no

Where it was Up more Che Up closer to us Rotate it And then rotate it turn it this way and like two centimeters back and then closer to the wall yeah to where it was it took him a minute all right no that's good that's good okay that actually is good that That is actually perfect. Yeah. Fix the net.

I don't want to get in this hole. Also, you don't have to have both nets, so. Okay. All right, KB, you're up. Ten shots. No, it's best out of ten. All right, here he goes. This is shot number one.

Oh, that was smooth. One for one. So smooth. Two for two. These are some of the crispest swishes. Yeah. Four for four. KP's going to be on the Wheaties box tomorrow morning. Silky as hell.

Oh, six for six. All right, Kate, go ahead and go towards the pool. Get the bikini on, Kate. Eight for eight. All right, Kate, go ahead and go towards the pool. Get the bikini on, Kate. Eight for eight. I mean, Jesus. Oh, eight for nine. Nine for ten. All right.

Look at him staring her down. Yeah, he is. He's kind of giving her. Pediatric gynecology. That's why you always let ladies go first. Yes. Nine for ten in the crisp swishes. It's over. All right.

Oh, wait. She can tie it. It's over. All right. You should have done a drawing. That was great. Way to go, Kate. He's such an asshole.

What a good way to go. Yeah, KB. At least it was close. Nine for ten? Fucking domination, Kate. He's such an asshole. What a good way to go. Yeah, KB. At least it was close. Nine for ten? Fucking domination, bro. Domination. Wow. Oh, my God.

Yeah. What if this heals her back? This what? This heals her spine immediately. Oh, it could. It could. Regenerated Just heals her spine immediately. Oh, it could. It could. Regenerated. Fuck.

I'm already worried about the towel situation. Yeah, I brought down a couple extras, but... Oh, Titus looks cute. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's so cold. It's so cold It is so cold You did this Kyle I love this

I'm a little bitch You went to Afghanistan You fought a war Head under Head under You gotta go under Oh, I'm sorry. Beast. Beast.

Stay in. Stay in. Stay in. Stay in. Oh, stay in. Five seconds. She's barely in. Oh, stay in. Five seconds. She's barely in. Yeah.

Time. Time. She fought in Afghanistan and gave birth to two children. It's hot in Afghanistan. Yeah, it's true. These have buckled. Damn it. CJ, turn the camera.

This is sad. What if she just died? Yeah, she could. We should start playing the Sarah McLoughlin music right now. Oh, my God. Crawling. Come on, Kate. Get up.

Okay. Just doing my job. All right, TJ. Spin for Kyle. That's all she's using the towel for? I feel like that's... That's not the same towel I used. We're going to have to double challenge. Wait, TJ, why are you not on the wheel?

Yeah. Whoa! Interesting development. Okay. I'll go on the wheel. All. Whoa. Interesting development. Okay. I'll go on the wheel. All right. Trying to produce a show. Trying to produce a show, man.

Trying to produce a show. All right, wait. Wait, is Che not on there? No, he is. What do you need? So, Cade and Titus are off the wheel. Yeah. KB, you challenge Nick to something.

Look at this. Yeah. KB, you challenge Nick to something. Look at this. Okay. All right, I'm going to give you two options of names that you have to spell, and I'm going to spell the other one. Sing spell. Sing spell? Yeah. All right.

But why are you picking out the names? I think they're both very difficult. But you know them. I have not looked them up, and I know I cannot spell either. Coach K's last name. Okay. Or Giannis' last name. Giannis.

If you pick, I do the other. Okay, Giannis. Wait, I'll get the action. I don't know how we're going to judge. And we have to sing a spell. Who's going first? Whoever's right. Whoever's more right.

Well, no, we'll just go on to the next name. No. Okay. All spell. Who's going first? Whoever's right. Whoever's more right. Well, no, we just go on to the next name. No. Okay. All right, who's going first? Wait. If you get a letter wrong, I'll exit, okay? Yeah. Okay, but we have to sing spell it?

Wait, wait, wait. Aren't we letting them get to the end and we determine who spelled it the closest? Yeah, you guys determine who. You don't say, eh. No. Oh, okay. Let them go all the way through. All right, okay, okay.

You get Coach K's name off. I got Coach K. Okay. Ready, Nick? Yeah. Okay. So I have to sing spell it? Yeah.

Okay. Spell it. A-T-E-U-N-K-U-M-P-O. Okay, that was so bad. That was really bad. Yeah, it's a hard last name. Yeah, I mean, you didn't even get the second letter. Really?

Yeah, not even close. A-N. Wait a minute, not even close to the second letter? Did I say a letter? Yeah, it's close. If it was spelled like that, it would be a nice name. If I said a number or a symbol, Brandon. Okay, Kyle. Fuck.

K-R-Y-Z-S-Z-E-N-E-W-S-K-I. That's the worst spelling. Was that bad? It was so fucking awful. It was worse spelling, but better singing. Yeah, better singing. I don't know. Who won?

Yeah, who won? Based on what? I think KB might have won just from the singing. Yeah, probably. Who was, I don't know who was close. The spelling was, you both were so off. No, he was further off. Put an N in there.

He did put an N in there. Zinski. Krzyzewski. I was thinking of Jim from the All-Pillars. Jim Halpert. I thought it was like, I knew there was. Dude, every time Duke calls a timeout, he just looks at the camera and shrugs. I think I got the Zs right.

No, you didn't. No. All right. Wait, so who was worse? I think Kyle was worse. I liked Kyle's singing way better. But no, you just had to sing it. Yeah, but...

Whoever... All right, well... I don't know if Nick was close at all. I wasn't close at all. No, he wasn't close at all either. That's why I'm... I had the first and last two letters. I'm voting Kyle, yes.. All right. I don't know if Nick was close at all. I wasn't close at all. No, he wasn't close at all either. That's why I'm my. Neither was. I had the first and last two letters.

I'm voting Kyle, yes. So did Kyle. Neither was even close. And it was an I. Okay, so if neither was close on the spelling and we're using this singing as a tiebreaker. I say Kyle wins. Kyle wins. That's me.

I think Kyle wins as well, yeah. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Wow. So you survive. Wow. That was a great competition.

It's humbling. Great idea Okay His name is Krzyzewski? Yeah There's no K sound? That's it right there There's no Z

You waited too long for the Z You put an N in there There's no Z sound either I was thinking like Krasinski Yeah Alright Okay Ski's really the only part that There's no Z sound either. I was thinking like Krasinski. Yeah. All right. Okay. Ski is really the only part that makes sense.

Yeah. I think I got ski. You did get ski. And you got the poet. After the N. All right. So, Nick, you're challenging someone. Yeah.

We're friends. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah, we're friends. we're friends yeah we're friends good friends yeah um tj i want you to do a random wikipedia article i'll go first i'll say or you can i'll say person place or thing if i'm right i'm right if i'm wrong i'm wrong oh you gotta guess person place or thing yeah oh i got it yeah i. Yeah. And then he's going to pull it up. You're going to say person place or thing and then he's going to. No, no, no. He's

going to guess person place or thing. Then TJ's going to pull it up. Yeah. Hit random article. We'll see. And he's either gets a person place or thing. I feel like statistically thing. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. I like this. All right. So TJ, tell us when you're ready to hit it.

Brandon, let's not go thing until third round. Okay. Do you want to go first or second? I want to go second because I still don't really understand. I want to go second. It's very easy. I know. Explain to me how you think it works.

He's going to go first. Okay. Have some confidence. Followed by me. Then he will go again, and I will go a second time. Okay. Kate, how was it? Kate, you look older.

I got to say, this tiny, sad little part of me thought maybe I was going to look a little sexy when I flipped up out of the pool. Not the case. Okay. My lips are blue. Both sets. Yeah. We are cold. Yeah, no, it's cold. Yeah. cold yeah my legs at the end was it that bad

the initial i'd say the initial five seconds it took my breath out of me yeah and then the initial shock was terrible and then it felt okay and then at the end when i got out i like genuinely my legs just felt like they weren't working so yeah no it's not i do i could see how you could get used to it yeah yeah but that first that first installment chuck was saying like after a minute it yeah it's kind of normal is she fine now yeah i feel fine now yeah i am glad i went first that was a great idea yeah get it out there yeah just chill now and laugh at all of you. All right, TJ, you ready? Yeah. All right. Nick, guess.

No. Oh, yeah. All right, wait till he. All right, Nick, guess. Place. Wow, yes. Yes. North Beaver Bank. Wow.

Huge. There's no way Brandon gets this. No. No. No way. Thing. Oh, dickhead. You promised me you wouldn't. That's a lawsuit.

That's a thing. That's a thing. That's a thing. That's a thing. Brandon came to play. Okay. Person. Fuck. That's a thing. Thing heavy. Place. to play okay person thing heavy place

an academy is a thing that's a thing that's a place i can google map that that's it i can google map that is an orchestra orchestra is a thing that's a thing. That's a place. I can Google map that. I can Google map that. It is an orchestra. Orchestra is a thing. That's a thing. No, it's not an orchestra. Oh, it's an institution. It's a place. An institution is a thing.

No. A place is a location. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Does it have a map? Uh-oh. No.

Well, Google maps it. But you can't no no no it takes place each summer and you said place yeah it's a thing oh you're still you're still good okay that's a thing that's a lollapalooza is a thing yeah it's not a place okay whatever happens person oh that's not a person fucking gastropod mollusk moon snail that's a thing what animal is a thing, I'm guessing. Yeah, animal should be thing. Place. That's a person. Wait. Oh, yeah, it is a person. What's his name? Neural Anwar.

Ah, that's normal for that place. Okay. Place. Nope. Oh, that's a Place. Nope. Oh, that's a thing. Wow, this is getting intense. Person.

Oh, another thing. Person. That's a thing. A lot of things thing a lot of things there's so many things that's a person shit shit this is hard

person city fuck it's a city fuck it's a place oh no person oh another thing that's a place it's a place

person oh thing thing heavy thing That's a place. That's a place. Person. Oh, thing. Thing heavy. Thing. Yes! Oh, he's a college football player. Wow.

We love Jerry Kill. Football almost killed him. He got seizures. Yeah, he had to retire from seizures because it was too stressful, and then he came back. He loves football so much. Was he the Dilly Bar guy? Yeah.

No, Dilly Bar Dan looked like Jerry on the sideline. That's right. Thing me, Teej. Moses Paul. Great name. What a name. Thing. Better beard. What a name. Thing. Better beard. For the win.

Yeah, that's the thing. 90s country song too, Brandon. Wow. Brandon, you got college football coach 90s country song. You said thing too. That was my first thing. Yeah, you went thing heavy first. Brandon, you got college football coach 90s country song.

What does it mean? Who knows? Who's to say? Oof. Oof. Oh, he's going right in. Eventually, it comes for all of us, right? Yeah.

Except for one. Except for one. Danny Conrad and I are the only ones. And Che. All right. Are the only ones who have not been hit. He took that like a champ. Whoa.

Enough. Nick. He was practicing. Yeah, he was practicing Oh Making myself go under was so hard It's pretty calm Time time Luke you cannot use one of our towels.

Kate's got two towels. Kate, why do you have all the towels? You have another one right next to you. So what? We're reusing towels. Nick's a champ. Is this going to fuck up the court? Yeah, probably. Court might fuck up the court? Yeah, probably.

Court might fuck up the court. It was full of glass two weeks ago. It seemed to be fine. That's true. Okay. He took that like... Oh, no. We put rugs underneath, too.

Mm-hmm. Okay. So... Brandon, you're challenging someone. Yeah. Yeah. All right, big boy. Here we go.

All right. Let's go. Flash of the Titans. Malicek. Three soccer balls. Yes. Most goals wins. Yes.

Do you want to go first or second? If it's tied after one round, we go again. We'll go full round. For three? Or one? Okay. Okay. You want me to go first or second? I'll go first. Love this.

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Yeah. He gave his penis report. It was microscopic. What we all thought. Was that the before or after? He took that like a champ. It was suspiciously good. He kind of like showed us up.

I felt like a huge pussy after he did that. Nick was probably trying to do so many ALS Ice Bucket Challenge videos back in the day on Facebook. Yeah. Trying to do different variations. He probably did 10. Only nine were for charity. Right, right.

I hate – I'm always cold, though. I hate being cold. Every yak I'm sitting here freezing. So that's not my thing. I hate cold tubs. I do hate them. I'm surprised Brandon picks soccer. He's not a soccer guy in any way, is he?

I think he took the original criticism to heart that the challenges he picked, the first challenge he picked was stupid. I think he realizes this is good content. He'd rather lose the challenge than everyone in the room. This is interesting to watch, whereas drawing a drawing that he draws all the time. That's exactly what I was thinking. He's just doing this so he could tweet out that he got a goal against someone. That's true.

Yeah, that's true. KB, do you – oh, never mind. Well, ask me. Do you play that game all the time? What the fuck? No. The basketball game. No, I'm silky.

I missed it. You guys did pop a shot? He hit every single shot. Like right away. I think people can do that. Not me. We're good, Brandon. On your ready.

Three shots against Jake Malasek. Here goes shot number one. Oh! That was in. Nice. One for two you gotta go low you gotta go low on Malis I feel like those are the only ones that ever go in

you have to keep it low one for three for Brandon one isn't too bad you had to have one I'm not feeling One for three for Brandon. One isn't too bad. You had to have one. Had to have one. I'm not feeling good if I'm Brandon right now, but there is a sliver of hope. Can I tell Brandon to move, please?

Brandon, move. Brandon, get out of the way. Nick is back. Nick. All right, Adam. How do you feel, Nick? back. All right, Adam. How do you feel, Nick? Cold, cold, cold. Made it look easy. Yeah, you made us look dumb.

Two towels after waiting in it, Kate? Oh, no. Oh, no. 0 for 2 from Big Cat. Oh, my God. I kind of get the appeal of it. a rush yeah i feel really nice now oh oh wow so we're going to three are we going to three more or sudden death i like one one one one we're doing sudden death sudden death we're doing sudden death we're officially doing sudden death

yeah so now imagine like waking up with a hangover yeah doing that i get it it's gonna help a little bit i do feel like i don't know i can't explain it but it's a very nice did i look cool danny so cool literally and figuratively you look like you did that before though it was a test i was hoping you were going to make a temperature joke. You failed. I said literally and figuratively. So predictable. Okay.

Oh. Wow. Good shot. Wow. Frozen. Frozen. Brandon's Frozen. Frozen. Brandon's contesting it. Oh, shit.

Oh, no. He does not want to do this. He's going to make a noise. He's going to squeal. Going to squeal. Okay. There's a wet towel. Oh, boy. This is oh boy this is tough this is tough

this is going to be tough for him oh yeah my body is colder i think now yeah yeah my feet are freezing this is like your adrenaline wore off and now you're just left With the temperature Big Cat Honest question Am I hairier than I thought Am I hairier than you thought Yeah a little bit

A little bit I was actually thinking that Oh Brandon's doing well Oh He's gotta go under Oh boy There he goes He might not come back up

He's making us look dumb too There it is Never mind. 20 more seconds, Brandon. Eight. TJ, start the clock. Four, three, two, one. Time. Time.

I was like, the angle and that lighting you guys all look cool when you're in the tub you look like Anthony Kiedis a little bit oh really yeah yeah you had a 19 year old in there with you actually I did yeah literally oh no

we both look like Anthony Kiedis I will be getting in this tub of shitload tonight on the Doug stream 8 p.m. like I said we're raising money for ALS I think I'm gonna against it against a yeah not for not for a lot on the side of ALS all right I have a game that I'm gonna I'm

gonna say the game's not gonna change whoever I end up going up against and it's gonna be probably a little dangerous. So it's Kyle, Danny, and yourself. Che. And Che. And Za. This could be a...

And Za. Oh, Za. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this different from the format we've been doing? Yeah, it's going to be a little bit dangerous, but also very good for the viewers. It could be dangerous, but good for the viewers. I also will be picking a third party uh

Chuck! I need a third party uh, Chuck, come here. You're gonna be the third party person. You're gonna be a third party person for this challenge. Alright, spin to see who I'm going against and then I'll explain to you, Chuck, what I need you to do.

Okay, Zah. All right, so Zah, what we're going to do is we're both going to get blindfolded. Blindfolded. It's going to be a time trial. On the body armor, where the body armors are for the gauntlet, we're going to leave only one bottle,

so you're going to be blindfolded. And Chuck is going to set up uh you can put the basketball racks you can put the cornhole board anything in the middle of the court you have to blindfolded go get the bottle and then put it back on this table fastest to do it wins wow again so there's there's one there's one bottle for each of you there's no no it no. It's time trial. Oh, time trial. Time trial. Got it.

So, Todd, would you like to go first or second? I took his socks and shoes off for some reason. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. That's no problem. I'll go first. Actually, it's not going to be the body armor. It's going to be the Jamiroquai.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you'll go first? Okay, so Chuck, you'll get blindfolded. Then Chuck will set up the obstacle course. Chuck. Then when I get blindfolded, you can rearrange to whatever.

Very cool. Yeah. All right. So put the first start with here. I'll do the Jamiroquai. Yeah. Place Jamiroquai. So get blindfolded before you start putting it up, Chuck.

Get Zob blindfolded. I can't believe you went nine for ten on mini hoop. That's the best I've ever done it. Yeah, what a time to... I know. I had no idea. I didn't know. I'm placing it right here. All right, so there I'm...

You can just play. All right, so he's got... You can just play. Alright, so he's got... He's blindfolded. Jake, put this on the table somewhere. Actually, this is my... I might hurt my fucking toes. I don't know why. Yeah, you took your shoes off.

Can I go put them on? Yeah, go put... Yeah. Yeah. Figure. Oh, shit. Figure Oh shit Chuck just wanted to show off Jacob What's the temperature say?

And yeah you can put balls You can put ball racks Whatever you want to do 51 51? 51? Oh wow Oh my god it was 42 when I went.

Yeah, crank that down. You don't have to crank it down. Don't crank it down. Crank is too. Crank it the fuck down. Put it back at 39. Keep it at 50. Where it was when I went.

50. All right, Zai, you're blind. Brandon? Right, yeah. How you feel? I feel good. Yeah. You did that pretty well. I thought I was going to tough it out, and then I had to? It feels good. Yeah. It did that pretty well.

I thought I was going to tough it out, and then I had to let the screen out. Yeah. This could get dangerous. Yes. That's so far. Yeah, yeah. I saw you. I wonder if I smashed into one of the cameras.

I mean, yeah. That's a possibility. Yeah, Che, you stay kind of close to Zah, so if he hits a camera, you can catch it. And remember, Zah, this is a time trial, so go fast. Go real fast. Oh, no, Chuck. That is diabolical. No. Oh, my God. no, Chuck. That is diabolical. No.

Oh my god. No, dude. Zai, you have to walk around white boy Rick arching. Zai, use all your senses. You got this, Zai. Yeah, taste. You can use taste. You can taste as well. Chuck is a low-key freak Yeah, he is Did you do something wrong to him or something?

And Zaha, I should have said this But gentlemen's game, you can't just run to the other side of the court Stay in the lane I didn't even know where the lane was The straight spot right ahead We'll both stay straight ahead I don't know what direction, I couldn't even know where the lane Yeah I mean like The straight spot right ahead Straight forward We'll both stay straight ahead I don't know what direction

I couldn't tell you You know he's starting in the seat My senses are But I don't know So that's why you need to be careful Of the cameras If he hits the camera Yeah yeah

Alright Are you good Chuck? Wait do I get guidance To stay in that Whatever you want You can keep it We'll uh We'll make sure

Yeah you're fine. No, it's fine. It should be a little dangerous. Make sure he stays in the path. Okay. Zah, are you ready? Timer up. Ready, set, go.

All right, Zah's gone. Oh, he's going slow. He's going. This is the part you should be able to crush. Yes. Always has been. You're going to want to hustle. You're going to want to hustle forward.

This is a good challenge. That's the hustle. He's hustling you can afford to go faster you can definitely go faster I was planning on kind of going at a very fast pace and just rolling over yeah

like Derrick Henry just fucking shoulder he couldn't be coming shoulder I mean this is insanely slow what even is it I should have gone first he's gotta come back I forgot about coming back what are you doing cue the jeopardy music He's got to come back. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I forgot about coming back. Yeah, what are you doing, Zod? Cue the Jeopardy music. Oh, no. Oh. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Oh, boy. Oh.

Oh. That was fine. Yeah. He really only touched one thing. The barbell is definitely the dangerous part. Yeah. Oh, he's kicking. He's kicking now. He really only touched one thing. The barbell is definitely the dangerous part. Oh, he's kicking. He's kicking now. He's kicking.

This is smart. He's kicking. He's kicking. Look at him. He's kicking. He might kick the barbell. It's a new tactic he learned. He's not even halfway through, so that's good.

Accidentally went right around it. Oh, yeah. All right, now he's got to find the Jamiroquai. What's the Jamiroquai doing? That's what you have to retrieve and bring it back. Oh, okay. Is the Jamiroquai on the table? Yeah.

All right, I don't even see it. Where is it? I can't see it either. Probably behind a bottle. Okay. This is taking him way too long. I thought this would be... Oh, how small was your dick, Brennan?

Oh, I didn't... Did y'all measure? I did. You measured? Yeah. Got it. He's got it. He's got the Jamiroquai.

He's on his way back. I'll tell you the measurement, but it doesn't start with a digit. Give him a half hour. Look at him. He's got to just run. What? What are you doing? Hip checking?

You feel something now. He's got something. Z. Yeah, there we go. He's got to just run. What? What are you doing? Hip checking? You feel something now. He's got something. Z. Yeah, there we go. He's got something. This is a good strategy if he just went a little bit faster. A little. Holy smokes.

A little. Safe. If I lose this, it's going to be pathetic. Yeah. You would have to really get hurt to lose this. You could do this left-handed. Oh, my God. All right, use our voices now, Zaha.

Here we are, Zaha. Right over here. That seemed to mess him up even more. Getting closer. They were walking faster in bird box blindfolds. Someone else might have to do this challenge to see if everyone. Come on. Smart.

Watch out. Stopping to pet the camera. He loves that camera. So he knows what that is. Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. What? There's nothing there. Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah.

What is this? What is this? There's nothing there. I'm so sorry. Come on, Zaha. You can do it. This is crazy. Come on, Alza. Come on, Zaha.

Hey, buddy. There's nothing that's going to bite you. We're over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Home stretch. Home stretch. Yeah, yeah.

Home stretch. There. Yeah. Yep. And there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. And time. No, no. And time. There. Yeah. Yep. And. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. And time.

No, no. And time. Time. Faster than we thought. Not bad. All right, so Chuck, I'm going to put on the blindfold. You change everything up. I mean, if I had known what was out there.

Oh, of course. Of course. That's a big disadvantage. Although I don't know what the setup is going to be. He's going to change everything. Chuck, you can add things. You can add things. You can add things. You can add things.

You can add new things. You can take things out. People have walked faster across a minefield than I just did on our basketball court. You can add weird things that I haven't seen. I don't know about that. Yeah, don't do that. That's too far. I'll fucking do it.

We're kind of dependent on him for a job, though. I don't think we could put that away. Where did we even get all those marbles and lube? Is that a giant Venus fly trap? What the fuck? I'm going to say that now that I have the blindfold on, I actually kind of understand Zod because I'm already disoriented. Thank you.

I don't know if I'm going to move that much faster. Yeah, maybe. Is that Malasek's dog or someone else's? It's smoking a cigarette, so that's Malasek's. Yeah, it's limping. Only its back hind legs. This is good diabolical placement at the end there all right are we ready more jacob's contribution

oh no oh that's demented he's never gonna get through that oh my god what an obstacle. All right, we ready? Good luck. Count me down whenever you're ready. Three, two, one, go.

Oh, wow. No, no. Nope. One job, Jay. How's his butt crack already out? Immediately. What the fuck? Okay.

All right. So the pressure is on him as the challenger. Yeah. Okay. Oh, wow. Somehow he made it past those two hangers. Yeah, but he's... I don't know.

Well. What? Oh, he stepped on one of the hangers. That was crazy. He somehow survived it. Oh, he's down. Oh, that's smart strategy. Uh-oh. But head first.

He's going rhino mode. Oh, feel the turf. He's about to feel the turf. Yeah. Got it. Now he needs to feel his way up that table. Got to feel your way up the table. I thought he was going to try and go under for some reason. Okay, he's inchworming.

Is he going to miss entirely? He missed. He went southwest. Don't help him. Yeah, let him figure this out by himself. Should we all just leave? So when he comes back. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's on the ground and very lost. We should all sit or stand in a circle over there and have him follow her voice obstacles Big wow you could have just walked there. He's got the wall. He's using the wall. Oh He's got it he's got your Merrick why hurry You're at two and a half minutes close He's got it. He's got Jamiroquai. Hurry! Uh oh. Fuck you. Fuck you! You're at two and a half minutes, Big Chat. Close. You got about 60 seconds.

Keep talking! No. Shut up. Oh, this studio. Oh, Jesus. That's Titus. He wears Birkenstocks. Who's this? This can't be.

You got it. Time. Time. Time. Damn, what a performance. Dude, that was scary as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say it must induce a lot of fear. I shouldn't have gone on the ground.

That was a huge mistake. Where did I end up? If Che didn't redirect you, you would have been in the kitchen. Yeah, you went straight to the soccer net. Oh, my God. All right. Challenge or win my God. All right. Challenge or win. Hey. All right.

Wait, what mic is that? No, that's KB's mic. All right, Zah's up. Zah, do the same challenge. That will live on, though. That's a fun challenge. We're not done with that. You think that...

I'm sure I looked ridiculous. As Zah looked, but once you put the blindfold on, it's very scary. I think we have some staples. I think a singing spelling bee full video. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Zah. You guys want to run that back? Do your challenge.

Alright, let's run it back. I can't think of it. Jay, think of something to beat Jay Do Dizzy something Yeah But Jay can't move when he's dizzy Jay can't move when he's dizzy I'm doing

Dizzy something, I'll just say that much You did the Flags You do GeoGuessor something. I'll just say that much. You did the flags. Uh, yeah. You do GeoGuessr. Yeah, actually, you know what? Let's do that. Let's do the country. So, closest?

Closest to? Sure. I love it. Oh, you're going to demolish Che. Just one round? One round, yeah. I've never played GeoGuessr, but I'm going to be horrible at it. Closest to or firstaster but I'm going to be horrible at it I would like to see more Che I think five because that's how they do it

and it'll be a point total oh yeah yeah yeah are you going to do US? do the landmark landmark or country do you want countries or states let's do Danny Conrad

let's do countries has Conrad is just... Let's do countries. Has it landed on you? No. He hasn't had to do anything. Brandon, how bad was it? It wasn't as bad as I made it up in my mind. In my mind, it was going to be the worst experience.

Well, yours was 55 degrees. I mean, if you actually did a cold tub... When I went in, it was 49. It was warmer than yours, but mine was 49. And when you got out, it was 51. I think my 250 pounds. Ew, dude. Disgusting.

Brandon made a hot tub. All right, so who's going first? I think it was 46 when I got in. The water turned to gravy. Because I was going first. All right, and then what is it? First, closest to? No, five.

Highest point is 35. Okay. Is there a timer? Make sure there's a timer on it. It's, closest to? Oh, five. Highest points through five. Okay. Is there a timer? Make sure there's a timer on it. It's in the game. Oh, okay. You said the EA Sports thing. Oh, that's quaint.

All right. Is this all US or any country? It's any country. Oh, okay. I wouldn't mind living. Yeah. I have roots. I have a little cup of hot cocoa there.

Talk it out, Zaha. Yeah. Talking to the mic. Okay. License plate shape. Whoa. I'm leaning more. Warp speed.

It's European. It looks very European. Trying to figure out the language here. Actually, I lied. I think we should do three of these. Yeah. Five is going to be too much. You should have made the time.

Unless we just don't let them move. Three. I'm going to guess Italy. Whoa. Oh, Italy. Oh, not terrible. Oh, we're doing 901 points. How are we scoring this?

Yeah, how are we scoring this? So that's 901 points, right? Yeah, but what happens if you get – Can you play again? It's on a scale of points between zero and five. I say we go best out of five if he's 0 for one right now. No, he's not 0 for one, though. He didn't get the right country.

Either one of them might get a country, though. Whoever is close – Will it add up the points for might get a country, though. Whoever is close. Will it add up the points for the next round? Hold on. I can score it. Yeah, we can add it. It gives you a score. It's a game.

Oh, okay. All right. We're doing three. We're doing three. Or five in less time. Yeah. You want to go less time? 30 seconds?

30 seconds. Yeah. All right. Start again, Zah. Start again. Start over. He used under 30 seconds right? No that was a minute and a half Oh

30 seconds I think you can change Can you change it on the thing? You can change the time amount yeah You have to untoggle that Ah perfect 30 seconds alright Cause then that will If you don't get in 30 seconds, it will fuck your score up, right?

You don't do a guess. Yeah. All right. All right. Three times. Three or five? Three. Three.

All right. Here we go, Zaha. It's your first one. 30 seconds. Ooh. Not giving you a lot. Not a lot. No.

Oh. Not giving you a lot at all. No Not giving you a lot at all Oh boy Got a sign Oh he's going He's going He's got a guess Wow Oh Where's he going

UK UK Oh What is that That looks like a North Macedonia That's tough Ugh

Okay Alright Round two Oh Macedonia? That's tough. Okay. All right. Round two. Oh, it's beautiful. That's just beautiful. Gorgeous. Oh, my word. I want to go there. Look at that river.

Look at the river. Oh, my God. This is one of the prettiest places on Earth. Wow. That can only be one country. I know what country this is. I thought this was Pennsylvania. That's what I would have guessed.

Yes! Wow, huge one. Oh. Oh, I think I got a guess here. So it's a country with gas. Is that a penis? That's a penis.

Whoa. Ukraine? What? North Macedonia. Again? North Macedonia. North Macedonia. All right, so what's his score?

Right down there. Well, it's not done. So he got one right, and then 9-0-1 and 9-11 were his scores. All right, do view summary. I feel like it might show you your score at the end of the game. Yeah, if you do view summary. The correct score then 9-0-1 and 9-11 were his scores. All right, just say, do view summary. I feel like it might show you your score at the end of the game. Yeah, if you do view summary. The correct score is 6-0-10. If it's 30 seconds, just do the five.

Oh, well, okay. And finish it. Let's just do best. Okay. Wait, what? I don't know. He's one for two right now. One for three.

Seems like we... He had 18-12 points and the correct answer. All right, so you got the score. Oh, there's his score. 9,735. That's perfect. That's the best score. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Oh. All right. Well, that actually... Best score on one question. The scoring system. I thought we had a score system.

You do the non-country streak map, and that'll give you a real score. But... Or we can just do he got one. Yeah, you got one. I'm probably not going to get one. Yeah, if in three Che gets one, he ties him. Yeah. And then Sudd death, yes. It's going to put him right in front of the Bucs stadium.

I've never played this before. It doesn't really matter. Che is, he's not going to matter. I've never played, I've never seen Alright, here goes Che. I've never seen Alright here goes Che Never seen a place Oh boy I would not wanna go here I would

You wanna go everywhere Yeah Che has a guess No I think he's Che 13 seconds Oh I don't know Guess the country Che

Somewhere in Wait Ah yeah actually Poland Fuck it Jay, 13 seconds. I don't know. Guess the country, Chad. Somewhere in... Wait. Yeah, actually Poland. Fuck it. Oh, not bad. That was a really good guess. That was a good guess. Poland, fuck it.

Hail Mary. Scroll. Poland. This looks like America, kind of. Wait. What? Huh? Scroll with, like, the...

What gave it away, the grass or the cars? End him. Ooh, is Danny Conrad the... Oh, he's the chase stopper. He's the chase stopper. Oh, my God. Danny Conrad might be the chase stopper. I think this is probably like Southwest U.S.

Spain. All right, you have one chance here, Che. All right. This is hard. What game is Che going to come up with, by the way? Oh, this looks grass. This looks like Massachusetts. He's going to guess

U.S., everything. Oh, there's a house, Massachusetts. This might be. Wait. This looks like Massachusetts. Jay, get your guess in. U.S. You got to guess where.

Oh. Could be Canada. No, yeah, that's fine. I would guess like. You got to go. Four seconds. Three. Yeah. Wait, zoom in. Zoom in. Wait, that's fine. I would guess like... You got to go. Four seconds. Three. Yeah.

Wait, zoom in. Zoom in. Wait, it wasn't... Zoom in. Zoom in. No. No way. Oh, my God.

Wow. So close. What first frame in the entire world? This looks like Massachusetts. All right, so is this sudden death? Yes. All right, sudden death. Yes.

I like this. So first one to get one right. All right, Zal, you're up. All righty. death. I like this. So first one to get one right. All right, Zal, you're up. All righty. Put the pressure on him. Oh, God. All right, this looks really... Get out of there.

This also might take a while now that we're in... This place has been attacked. Hey, does this look good? I'm going to go... Would you guys agree this could potentially take a really long time? It could take a while. Tajikistan, he guessed. Peru.

South America. South America. What with Tajikistan? Tajikistan. I don't know. I would have went Middle East, too. Or that's not Middle East. I think after round three, we'll have to do, if you get the continent right.

That's fair. Yeah. So we'll do this straight up for three rounds. Okay. Oh. Oh, this looks rounds. Okay. Oh. Oh, this looks like Washington State. He just wanted a single one. Every single one he's going to say U.S.

This looks like Washington State. It could look any further from. Look at this. That is a fucking mountain. That is a big-ass mountain. Okay, look at the sign. Oh, there's red, white, and blue, but it's not U.S. It's like vertical.

I think it's like Eastern Europe. Oh, God, wait, no. Wait, how vertical. I think it's like Eastern Europe. Oh, God. Wait, no. Eight seconds, Che. Oh. Shit. That seems about right. What was the color of magic? Red, white, and blue. Jesus.

That's a bad drop. Yeah. That's tough. There's nothing out there. That's tough. All right. So fencing, I'm going to guess South America. We've been on a roll with South America. Naturally.

I'm going to go Paraguay. Very few places have fences like that. That was an Irish fence. Laddie. All right. Second round of the sudden death. Chages needs it to be US yes oh yeah

yeah what do you think yeah this looks like look at the people look at the people turn around this is like Cabo San Lucas look at the people

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All right. All right, so this is the last round where you have to... And then we're going to continents. Yeah, then we're going to continents. Jesus. All right. Zod is getting dropped into the forest. I're going to continents. Jesus. Zada's getting dropped in force. I like this a lot. Che is a great

Geo-guesser. He only guesses US and Mexico. If it has sand, it's automatically Mexico. It's the only two places he's ever been. Looks like Cabo. What a pool. South America. You guys don't know your South America. Oh, whoa. What a pool. Ah, South America. You guys don't know your South America.

That's Central. Yeah. Oh, shit. I was wrong, too. Okay. Oh, this is fucking like Iowa. Every single one. The season change?

Yeah, a lot. Ooh, what's this? Same thing Oh, that doesn't look like America That's a dead giveaway, Che That's just a roof Oh, that ain't America at all Oh, you got nine seconds

Okay, let's go Three, one Oh Latvia All right, continent All right Ah Latvia Alright, continent You gotta get continent Oh shit What?

Yeah, what was that, Che? I could watch Che do this all day Oh shit, so I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking So English speaking, small cars I'm thinking Seven seconds Shit

You just have to get the continent Continent, continent, continent I'm thinking South America Oh Where's that? What continent is Malta? Europe

All right Ooh, Malta. All right, Che. If you get continent, you win. And Zod gets in. I want to see how long this can go. Years. If I get called against Che, I'll run this back.

Please. For sure. Oh, no. What? This is your oh, no? Mystery machine. Che, talk it out. Talk it out, Che. What's This is your own now? Yeah, well, I'm a mystery machine. Jay, talk it out. It's not immediately.

Talk it out, Jay. What's this guy's garage look like? Oh, you got to be in Chicago. It's Chicago. This is like a Chicago-y alley, but it doesn't look like Chicago. Oh, goodness. It's a Chicago-y alley. Hurry up, Jay.

He's on Antarctica. He's super on Antarctica. Jay, no. You got to change. Get a continent, Jay. Jay, you got to go. He's super on Antarctica. J-No. You got it, Continent Shane. You got to go. He went Europe. It was Canada.

Oh, man. All right. All my days. Get comfortable, folks. Never lost a geoguessor head-to-head. We're going to get into round seven. It's just going to be like, can you get a guess in? Click.

Click. What do we got? Huzzah. Oh, this is Canada. It looks like those are street signs from Canada. Yes. These guys are just going with whatever they last saw. The recency bias is unreal. It's insane. It's got to be Canada.

All right, Che. Oh, oh, oh, the Canadian flag right here ah petro canada what a run on canada canada let's go sga zog get in there challenger is lost wow that was fun that was a lot of fun unde Undefeated in GeoGuessr. Yep. All right. Well, Zod gets ready to get in the tub.

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Great job, Zah. Towels are right on the ground. His legs are giving out to you. I think all the towels are gone. This towel on the edge is okay. Yeah, use the foot towel. Kind of wet. that was so great oh my days i love when he brings out the oh my days it's great good it's so genuine

oh my days oh all right jay you gotta challenge one of us. Four of us left. Game's not going to change whoever it is. It is blackjack. Three out of five hands. I will be the house. Oh, what? The house?

Wait, the house? You can't be the house. What the fuck? That's not fair. Because it's tilted in your favor. Barely. Yeah, but it's... Whatever. Whatever.

You die, Ken. We can't... If it's in. Whatever. You can't. We can't. If it's in your favor, it would take another hour to fight this fight. All right. Who does black? Who has a challenge like blackjack and I'm the house? Yeah. God, you guys want to come over to my house for blackjack night.

I'll be the house. All right. Danny. All right. The first'll be the house. All right, Danny. All right. Danny's first time on the wheel. I think you should sit Native Indian style. All right, Danny, sit across from him. Sit really close.

What happens if he gets a blackjack? But that should be, that pays out one and a half. Yeah, so that means 30 seconds in the pool. Okay. Okay. This is so ridiculous. I missed GeoGuessr though. Come on, Danny. Come on, though. Come on, Danny.

Come on, Danny. Come on, Danny. Oh. I see. Someone read the cards to me. Danny's got two nines and a seven showing. Stay. You have to stay.

Stay. Stay. It's Sure game. Oh, this is Steven's dream come true. Yeah, Stanny. Here we go. Oh, no. Che, isn't this your dream to be a blackjack dealer?

Yeah. He came up to me and said something about how he's going to get trained to be a blackjack dealer yesterday. I didn't listen to anything. Oh, you're doing it? I said yes. He was like, he sat me down being like i got a big important question i did not i it was like oh let's go good luck good luck oh look at him yeah that's game that's 30 seconds that's two two and a half 30 seconds in the water because he got yeah yeah jack all right

that's it a half to nothing half, Jack. All right. Two and a half. That's it. Two and a half to nothing. Two and a half to nothing, okay. But you're playing three hands. No, he could win the last three. You said best out of three? I thought we were playing three hands. No, a push is a half, so you either have to push one of these or win one of these. I feel like you said best out of three.

Yeah, he did. If he pushes, he wins. I thought you were saying best out of three. No, you said best out of five. Okay. So the race is three. He said five hands. So as long as he gets a push, he wins. Yeah. Danny wins. I thought he was saying best out of three. No, he was saying best out of five. So the race is three. So as long as he gets a push, he wins. Danny wins. He's got two

and a half. Oh, aggressive cut. Che needs a blackjack to undo his blackjack. Or else it's thirty. Oh. Oh. You have to hit.

You have to hit. You have to hit. Oh. Ah. Ah. Oh, boy. Che's in the game. All right, two and a half to one. What happens?

Remember, you don't have to get in if you lose this, Danny. But don't lose it. But don't lose it. Because Che can get in. Because you're up two and a half. We will all talk about how Danny blew a 2-1⁄2 to 0. Danny, if you blow this lead, you have to chug a glass from that. Oh, no.

The water. Okay, okay, okay. Get to work. Get to work. He's got five. Two and a three. He's got to work. He's got to work.

Oh, gross. Gross. I think you have to hit. You have to. Look at Chase's face. He's got to hit. Oh. Still got to hit. Now it gets interesting. I think you still have to hit. You have to. Look at Chase's face. He's got to hit. Oh. Still got to hit. Now it gets interesting.

Come on, Danny. Hit. You have to hit. Ah. You had to. You had to. You had to. It all comes down to this.

A push or a win. A push or a win for Danny wins this. Can you say what the cards are for the listeners? Yes, I'll say them. Yep. Chase created a game that no one can follow. Okay. This is not a game we'll be keeping.

Blackjack. Okay. Danny has a king. Danny has a nine. There we go. There we go. Yes. Che has a nine. There we go. All right, Danny. There we go. Yes. Che has a nine. Che has hit seven. That's 16.

Oh, my God. Che got 21. Oh, fucker. What a fucking asshole. Danny blew a two and a half O lead. That's unheard of That was sucked Not only was Che the house but he was the house In a terrible beat that we all have to look at

And be like fuck you dude That was so unsatisfying in every way Oh my god If Che's the dry one Oh my god So it's now Che Big Cat what the fuck he can't play blackjack again though guys that's the good news all right che or no danny what are we doing

i was gonna do uh soccer but we have to hit Malsek. That's the only way it counts. But if he's listening, it might ruin it. He's not listening. He could also just stand backwards. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, backwards goalie? Yeah, yeah.

So hitting him counts as a goal? Yes. Okay. We should move back a little. But don't tell him that. What are the rounds? Best of? Wait, maybe you should tell him.

You want me to go first? So he's backwards and trying to dodge. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He should move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right.

I want you to go first. All right. Reverse soccer. Reverse soccer. Okay. Halsek. I can't believe that just happened. I wanted to see that.

It happens every time at a blackjack table, but still. He chose to be the house. Yeah. Oh, my God. Brandon, I think I left my key fob for my apartment in your backyard. Where? Does it say Omni? Yeah.

It's upstairs. Yes. Oh, did I just dox you? No. Okay. Well, yeah, but I don't care. Okay. You saw it?

I saw it upstairs, and I thought it was in the key chain. I just put it on the table. I had to break the glass of one of the auxiliary doors to get in last night. Yeah. Wait, why? It was in the studio. Don't celebrate or say one when I hit him, because then he'll realize that that's what the goal is. Okay.

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Yeah. Oh, that's – ah. Good stop. Good shit, Malasek. Hey, Danny. I did the same thing. Oh. All right. I think that's good. Danny I Did the same thing oh All right, I think that's good what Joey do

Really All right good shit Joey He calls himself Broadway good shit Joey yeah, Joey with it Shouldn't they be at the swimming pool? This is pretty fun All right, all right, he's just gotta hit him twice Oh You stink Danny Twice. Oh! Woo! Missed him. You stink, Danny.

Oh! Oh, no. Oh, he's got to hit him. Yes, he's got to hit him. This is going to be confusing to Mal a second if he saves this and then we go to shootout because I scored and Danny didn't. I was like trying to. Yeah. Oh, no.

Danny's going in the tub. Bye-bye. Oh, no. Danny goes in the drink. Oh, brutal. And then there were three. And then there were three. Who's trying?

KB. KB and Shea. Shea. I really wish I had been the first Titus and Kate played it well First in the tub Is a great thing Now we're at the point where I desperately don't want to win

I really don't want to win Convince yourself you've done it I kind of want a cold plunge I'm good with that One time But I get it All right, I want Kyle to stay dry That would be nice. I would love to get in a cold plunges and get it

He's just no one's gonna take it like a fucking champ I'd love to stay dry just knowing that I have to be in this thing like 17 times tonight Yeah, yeah, like I'm gonna be in it a lot. He's gonna die? Oh! That was a bad idea. Horrible. No one do that. We've got the court so wet.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, he might quit. Nine. Coming. He's coming. He's coming. Oh. Coming. He's coming. He's coming. Oh, no. He's coming.

He's coming. Get that dick down, Danny. He's coming. Oh, you're out. Oh, time. Time. It has to be coming. Try not to splash. He came.

When you're nuts, you still suck. Oh, man. Can we crop the video to only have the top half? Yeah, Luke, will you just clean up the court? Thanks. Way to get maximum amount of water. The most water imaginable. Wait, has it been cranked down at some point?

I think they cranked it back down, yeah. Can you crank down? Crank down? You can crank down. Yeah, the AC in a hotel room. All right, I'm up against someone. Jay? I'm going to go one-on-one sparkle with you.

Whoa. I like that. So come sit down here. Alternating? Yep. Whoa. I like that. So come sit down here. Alternating? Yep. Wow. First one out. Whew.

One-on-one Sporkle. This is competition right here. Yeah, this is leaving myself up to chance. I was going to do, if I had gotten one of the first ones against Che, I was going to just do a who can see better contest without the glasses on. You just took Kyle's seat. I think that's it right here. Yeah. Is it right there?

Are you good at these, Che? I can't remember. If there's a sports category, I can do a little work. But if not, then I'm totally screwed. There's an anything else category. Here we go. anything else category. Here we go. Oh, but then if I lose, I don't go in the tub.

Correct. Okay. All right, Chase, would you like to go first or second? I don't care. First, I guess. Okay. I can't really see that one. I'll read them out for the podcast. Yeah, read them out for the podcast.

One Shakespeare play, which was adapted for the Lion King. Two colors of penalty cards in soccer. Three people to receive wool in the nursery rhyme, Ba Ba Black Sheep. Three first names of the children of Homer and Marge Simpson. Five countries and territories to border Spain. Six spinoffs of the TV show Law and Order. Eight countries where the following monuments and landmarks are located.

There's eight landmarks. Eight most popular types of red wine globally. Eight current major car manufacturers in Italy and twelve summer Olympic sports involving water. Nice. Ball's in your court, Stephen. I'm first. Swimming.

Okay. I don't know if that's up there. 100 meter swimming. Okay. Yellow. Red. Oh, you fuck. Chuck. Bart. Lisa.

Oh, he's... Maggie. He's on your ass. He's on your ass. He's following me everywhere. I can't shake him. Law and order SVU. Diving.

Water polo. Fuck, I was going to go. I kind of want Steve to win. France. Mexico. For what? Machu Picchu. Whoa. Oh, fuck. Mexico. For what? Oh. Machu Picchu.

Whoa. Oh, fuck. All right, so I got to get one here. For the win. For the win. Oh, no. What do I feel most confident about? Ferrari.

Nice. Yes. That was the quickest one. Holy shit. Where's Machu Picchu? Peru. Why did he go to Machu Picchu? Yeah, what?

That was a shot, dude. I was going to do Stonehenge, but then I wasn't sure if it was Ireland or England. Damn it. Oh, I was going to say kayaking, and I would have been wrong. How's that not on there? Yeah, but it's not on there. Oh, it's going to say kayaking, and I would have been wrong. How is that not on there? Yeah, but it's not on there. Oh, it's canoe. Maybe out of the Olympics.

It's canoe. Canoe swallowing. Wow. Okay. You're up, Che. Play some more blackjack. And is it just KB? No, it could be me.

Oh, okay. Yeah. It's the three of us left. Well, no, hold on. Wait until he spins, then you can decide. Okay. Either way, I'm going to do game of knockout Okay One on one knockout Fast or slow

Oh Gotta be slow Alright slow knockout Are you going to shoot first or second, Shay? I'll be tough. I'll go first. Oh, wow. That's remarkable.

I think we should do the no sound balls just for the quietest game of the game. Oh, yeah. I know we still have one kicking around. Are both still in play? Who knows? Fuck it. Blutman always has them near him for some reason He's the keeper I thought that was Malisak KB's on a heater with basketball today

And this is his game It's a loud game Loud as fuck So loud. They already started the slow part? They're just warming up, I think. All right, go ahead. All right.

You ready? Three, two, one. On you. Three pointers. Uh-oh. Oh, one. On you. Three pointers. Hmm. Uh-oh. Oh, that was... Was a little slow For sure I love that you have to look sad too That's not a rule Oh shit

Oh no Wait is he Oh no Oh fuck Oh no That's it Oh no Oh he's getting fancy with his dribbling

Just one long kick One long kick Oh boy Alright spin it again That was exciting So now Kyle's up Kyle's up And Kyle said he was going to do a dizzy challenge

Against two of the worst dizzy guys He's getting the bat right now Shit Alright Kyle it's me and you. Second bat. Yeah, there's bats all over the place. What's the challenge, Kyle? There's a golf club over here.

All right, we have paper and pens. It's Dizzy Bin Laden. 15-second Dizzy bat, 15 seconds to draw Bin Laden. Really good. Really good, Kyle. Whoever's his better one. Dizzy Bin Laden. Where are we drawing? Let's come back in here?

No, it's immediately after you're done. So you drop down where you are. You drop down on the ground. I think somebody should give you the pen and pencil. Take the wax off the top of the pen. There's an unwaxed pen over there. Dizzy Bin Laden. Of course, of course. You drop down on the ground well here I think somebody should give you take the wax off the top of the pen and Pam when you're out there There's an unwaxed pen over there Of course of course

Danny we're dizzy bin Laden bin Laden ding just as I guess All right. Give me your paper, Tom. Three, two, one, go. Dickens, please. Dickens, please. Dickens, big cat. Yep, he's Dickensing. Five seconds. Oh, my God. Three, two, one, go. Bin Laden.

Dan can't find it. KB's writing. His eyes are rolling around. He kind of adjusted there. Done. Done? What? Did he write the name?

He might have written the name. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Was that beard hair that he was filling in?

Yes. It must have been. All right. Let's see what we got. Present your sheet. KB. God damn. Oh, wow.

Let's zoom in on that. That's really fucking good. He's got the bullet hole. I mean, chill. That's not really fucking good. Oh, it is really good. It was dizzy. It's really fucking good. Oh, it's bullet hole. I mean, chill. That's not really fucking good. Oh, it is really good. It was dizzy. It's in a shiver down my spine. What an evil man.

Big Cat. What'd you write? Nailed it. What is that? I don't know what the dude said. It's pretty good. It's an interpretation. You can give creativity points, but I will give a lot of creativity points,

but Kyle's was photo-realistic. He was good. He killed me. He's so good. Looks exactly like him. Challenger wins. Yes. It helps being on the ground. It wasn't even that hard to draw afterwards. Brag.

Tried so hard to stay up. All right. I spin, yeah. It's UI challenge. Danny, you looked like you were getting sucked so well. Like you had the face of a really good sucker. Yeah, I want to watch Danny's video. There was a full arch, a full back arch.

That was completely involuntary too. So you challenged KB now? Yes. I challenged KB now? Yes. Okay. I challenge KB into one round of Jeopardy. Yeah. Jeopardy? Jeopardy?

Oh, Jeopardy. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, no. And what are the rules? Mono e mono. First one to get it. What is Jeopardy again? It's Stephen Chay comes up with a name, and then we have to guess.

That's not Jeopardy. Oh, what is it? That's just Celebrity Guesser. Yeah. Celebrity Guesser. Oh, wait. Jeopardy. No, Jeopardy is.

Question about Stephen Che, right? No, Jeopardy is just any specific thing. It doesn't have to be a person. And you tell us. I think you want Celebrity Guesser, though. I want Celebrity Guesser. Jeopardy is Che gives us an answer, and we have to guess what. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Let's play Cheapity. We haven't played Cheapity in forever. All right. Give me a minute. So we have to get the exact question right. Or do you guys think Celebrity Guesser is better? I like Celebrity Guesser.

All right. We'll do Celebrity Guesser. We'll do Celebrity Guesser, Che. Yeah. Yeah. Cheapity is mind-numbing, where he says, like, banana, and then you've got to be like, first thing that you ever stuck in your ass. That's his, yeah.

Okay. This is a little nerve-wracking. Jay, you know you're doing Celebrity Guesser and not Jeopardy, right? Does he? I don't know. We've lost him. We got a thumbs up from him. Would you like to go first or second?

I'll go first. Okay. Okay. I'll go first Okay His big celebrity is usually someone I've never heard of Yeah Okay, alright I hope that helps I don't know, it's going to be a sportscaster that I don't know

Yeah Peyton Manning Are these the official yeah somewhat warm somewhat warm Devin Hester colder Kirk Herbstreet

Coldest guess yet Okay Rod Woodson Cold still I think okay you think it's your game uh oprah uh coldest so far you guys are way off right now kelly clarkson find it guys still very cold wow um that's cold cold Tim Allen still very cold Rondé Barber

uh in line with the best guess so far I guess which was um Peyton Manning okay first guess being the best guess

okay um oh man first guess being the best guess okay um oh man what Jokic uh I guess that's technically the best guess but these are all pretty far away

fuck Mike Trout uh no I guess that's technically the best guess, but these are all pretty far away. Fuck. Mike Trout. No. Colder. Lock in. We're locked in. I don't know what direction to go. Yeah.

Brandon, you want to throw one out there? No, I'm not involved. KB, would you want to mutually? I think I got it. You want to mutually? I think I got it too. Brandon, throw one out there? Katie Ledecky.

Yeah, maybe. It's still not, I guess, in some aspects a little bit closer, but you're still pretty far off. Oh, my God. I'm trying to think of any of the aspects. Yeah, I don't. Diversify yourselves, old boys. Okay, so you said like...

Oh, okay. It's just new football. Peyton Manning and an NFL player are both warm, but not... No, I wouldn't say warm. It's like a...

They've gotten nowhere. I'll say in their occupation it's somewhat warm. So it's an athlete or someone... Jason Kelsey. No, no warmer. Oh, God.

This is awesome. Oh, my God. This is... I don't even know where we are. Ben Affleck. Cold. I don't even know where we are. Do you guys have a...

Jerry should do this as a Jerry after Darkstream. Those two in a row. Mike Tirico. Did I say Mike Tirico? You did not, Cold. Why? I mean, I haven't picked up on race of the person or gender or anything. Buddy DeCiccio.

Who is that? Kid's Choice Awardwinning golden retriever. Obviously. You know his last name? No, no. Hold it so far. He's Italian? Yeah.

Died of cancer at age nine. Tom Brady. We're still very far off. Tom Brady got a very far off. But Peyton Manning was the closest. You guys are pretty much just guessing. Cast a wide neck. Shut up.

Bill Belichick. Cold. But every athlete. It's someone not in sports. Why did you just say Peyton Manning? He just knows that name. Peyton Manning and the NFL player are pretty warm. I'm guessing it's somebody in sports.

Okay, all right. Yes, it is someone in sports. So then these people in sports that we're guessing can't be freezing cold. Usain Bolt. That's the best guess so far, but we're still not there. Oh, my God. Apollo Anton Ono. Getting closer, we're still far off.

That's the best guess so far. Sean White. Cooler. Just named two Winter Olympians, and I got cooler. That's cool. Well, I'm trying to narrow this down for you guys. Okay. I'm going off of the last guess.

Jesus. You think you know it? No. Oh. I'm running out of – I've had it the whole time. Yeah, it's – It's pretty obvious.

My God, this is torture. I don't know. I'm sorry. I actually thought it was Buddy DeCitro. Buddy DeCitro. Do you want me to give you guys a hint? Until I realize I died nine years ago. It is a mainly outdoor sport.

Okay. He said mainly. Mainly. That could be football. Anything. What the fuck? It's not one of the big four US sports. Okay. Better hint.

It's Olympian, guys. Mainly outdoors. Okay, so not track. Or track. Nadal. Best guess so far by a lot. That helps a lot. You're hot. You know?

You have to tell somebody so you're about to text me? Yep. Djokovic. Same. Brandon, I'm confident, has it right now. Federer. No change. Okay.

Oh, fuck. Andre Agassi. Best guess so far. Very hot. Very hot. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

I might have fucked myself. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Don't say anything. It's right there. No. I'm confident Brandon has it. It's probably someone I don't even know.

Oh, come on, Kyle. John McEnroe. Slightly cooler. Pete Sampras. No, still very hot, though. What? Still very hot. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I don't know. That was good old Pete? Okay, okay. I actually do have one. Okay, okay. Yeah. Taylor Fritz. No, stop, stop. Don't, okay. I actually do have one. Okay, okay. Yeah. Taylor Fritz. No, stop, stop.

Don't, Brandon. He can't help himself. We're in a fucking battle. I don't know who that person is. Andy Roddick. Oh, I knew him. No. If it's not him, then I'm done.

It's obviously a retired tennis player. Okay, all right. Keep going, keep going. Arthur Ashe. You guys are very close. Did I guess Serena Williams? Serena Williams. No, much colder.

I don't know any... Billie Jean King. Colder. Fuck. Alcaraz You don't even know who that is I shouldn't have guessed that That was a wasted guess It's not going to go forever because I don't know any We're just going to keep going

Ben Shelton I don't know who that is but no Becker No the best guesses so far are Agassi Sampras there was a third guy I don't know who that is, but no. Becker? No. The best guesses so far are Agassi Sampras. There was a third guy. Agassi Sampras.

Okay. Oh, I got it. Yeah, take it. You want to cede it to me? Chaz Gresham. Nope. It's Michael Chang. Correct.

Michael fucking Chang? Yeah. Michael Chang. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't realized because there was a four. No, I should have. Jamie, I would have thought that you knew Michael Chang. Correct. Michael fucking Chang. Yeah. Michael Chang. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't realized. You used to. No, I should have. I would have thought that you knew Michael Chang. I know.

I didn't need your head enough because there was a 30 for 30 on him this week. No. That's why he did it. All right. We keep going. All right. I was a challenger. Wow.

I love that game until we get in it. Yeah. And then I repeated it. I'm like, what the fuck? Wow. I love that game until we get in it. Yeah. And then I would need it. I'm like, what the fuck? It's basically like celebrity guess, chase celebrity guesser and case race are the exact same thing. Where it's just like, sounds fun.

The minute you start, you're like, get me out of this right now. Yeah, that was torture. Yeah, okay. Oh, no, I will not do that again. Who's, so it's Big Air again? It's just the three of us. No, no, it's Kyle now challenges someone. That was my challenge. Okay.

I thought that would be fun. I apologize. All right, Kyle. Same matchup. Back up. Apologies denied. What do you want to do? We could do coin flip.

We could do rock, paper, scissors, shoot. We could do blackjack. Do dizzy celebrity. We haven't done blackjack. Come on. Take this gun, Kyle, and shoot a state. Do we have a gun? Okay.

Wait, but how? What is that? What's the? Say a state. Say a state. You guys have to shoot it. Oh, okay. I'm going to do another blindfold.

Can we maybe just do a? Blindfold state corner? Does that gun shoot? A little bit. No, let's. It doesn't. Blindfold touch. Good thing I checked that. Blindfold state touch. Blindfold state touch? Does that gun shoot? A little bit. No, let's... It doesn't. Blindfold touch. Good thing I checked that.

Blindfold state touch. Blindfold state touch. I love it. From your seat, or are you already get over there? We'll do Nashville, so the middle of Tennessee. Wow. It's closer. Okay.

Do you need me to move my chair? No. No, those go behind you before they blind you. No, no. You should say the state after we're blindfolded. We'll pick the state. Yeah, yeah, yeah they blind no no you should say the state when we're after we're blindfolded we'll pick the state yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you say the city got it and then you and then let's do what uh 30 seconds yeah sure okay where's the blindfold here's a here's a pen you can put in here's a blindfold oh pin all right you want to go first you want

me to go first yeah pin will be great stick it in the wall we're sticking in the wall i want you to go first are we giving you guys two different cities yes okay so you're going to stand by the high noon are you coming from your chair no i'm going to stand by the high noon okay can he get like two seconds to look at the map before it or no i don't think so okay go to the right all right who's saying the state? I should have. I'll take – Nick, you take Kyle's. I'll take Micah. Deal. Oh, I thought you – okay. So they're going to say it, and I have 30 seconds, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm going to say Charlotte, North Carolina. Jesus Christ. Tell me the time. 21 seconds.

20 seconds. 15 seconds. 15 seconds. 10 seconds. 9, 8. Oh my God. Where's your pen at? Oh boy. That's St. Nine. Eight. Oh, my God. Where's your pen at? Oh, boy. St. Louis.

Yeah. I thought this was Florida. All right. I was like, Che, Geo, guess. It's off. All right. I'm getting close. All right.

Kyle? All right. Where was I? I was in St. Louis. Should we have left your pen? No, it's okay. I was in St. Louis. I know.

Okay. St. Louis to Charlotte. But we're going to have to measure the pens, perhaps's okay. I was in St. Louis. I know, okay. St. Louis to Charlotte. But we're going to have to measure the pins, perhaps. Yeah, we can Google map. Yeah. That was way off. Next time we should use Nick's old hanky for the blindfold. Okay.

Well, they're always clean. Kyle's having trouble with the blindfold? As you do. That's what I'm saying. Kyle's having trouble with the blindfold As you do Oh TJ's gotta leave Bye TJ See you TJ Alright KB It's me Nick

I'm sending you to Athens Georgia Alright time started Okay Athens, Georgia. All right, time started. Okay, he's feeling his way across the country. Don't say anything. I'm just narrating. That was a huge advantage. 15 seconds. Is that okay?

It's the velvet. That's the silky. Eight seconds. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, KB1. That was good. It wasn't great. He put it in North Carolina. Yeah, he put it still way closer.

Like two hours away from Athens. Bristol, Tennessee area. You actually did a good job with Charlotte. Okay, spin it again. Jesus Christ. Should, what? You actually did a good job with Charlotte. Okay. Spin it again. Jesus Christ. What? Should the loser, no matter what, have to win? No, there's three of us.

We're going to get it. I was going to say it should be a three-man challenge at some point. Odd man out goes in. All right, KB. What do we got? Coin toss. Yeah. Thank you for – Titus flips.

I'll flip. Suspense blow every time. I want to be on the other side of this. All right, who's first? KB, you can go first. Okay. All in the air. Heads.

Oh, re-flip. Lost it in the light. Re-flip. He's got to catch it. Yeah, flip low. What are you doing, KB, you can go first. Okay. All in the air. Heads. Oh, re-flip. Lost it in the light. Re-flip. He's got to catch it. What are you doing, KB? Why are you standing up? You're making me nervous. You're making me nervous.

Do whatever makes you comfortable, Kyle. Yeah, play your game, man. All right, ready? Tails. It is tails. Fuck. Nice. Oh, my God.

Tails. Tails. Wow. tails fuck nice oh my god tails tails wow ain't it sweet heads tails oh it was open shit you gonna miss heads please please no tail is open. Shit. You're going to miss. Heads. Please. Please no. Tails. Oh! We need to do a tournament. We should do a tournament. Heads.

Tails. Oh! We're on a tails run right now. Tails! Tails! Oh! Wet. Wow. No, he's not wet. Fuck! tails tails wet wow no he's not wet

fuck alright spin it this is KB challenging near Jay KB and I are just locked in let's run it back yeah alright

alright it's us alright alright I right it's awesome all right all right i love it you want me to go first yeah you go first all right heads heads yeah wow yes i go heads y'all nasty Tails Heads Kyle Tails Game winning shot Heads

Alright buckles ladies and gentlemen Heads A lot of heads Heads Tails Oh my god A lot of heads Heads Tails Oh my god Tails Heads

You guys gotta know when to hang it up I'm so cold For the win? How can you guess that? Tails Winner We're getting nowhere Yeah we're getting nowhere that was just a little

getting nowhere spin it this is a wrinkle alright here we go wait who's going first maybe you call for each other. Who's going first? I'll go first.

All right. Oh. Why? That would be bad. That would set up a new strategy. All right. All right. New strategy.

All for each other. All for each other. Great call, Danny. Wow, what a twist. Conrad. This changes everything. The game has changed. All right, so Kyle, do you want to go first?

You want me to go first? I'll go first. All right, so you're calling for me. Oh, wait. No, you're calling for me. No, you're calling for me. I'm going first. Hold on.

Hold on. Let's flip a coin to see who goes first. Heads. Okay. Heads is Big Cat. Tails is Kyle. Heads. All right, so I'm going first, but I'm calling for you.

Okay, that's what you want to do. Yeah, that's how we decided, right? I'm calling for you. All right, this is my call. So if you win, you lose? Yeah. I want to be wrong. He wants to be wrong.

I'm going to guess wrong. Being wrong is good. Reverse coin flip. Heads. Tails. Yes! Heads. Tails. Yes! What a guess. I might be good at the reverse.

They should start doing this in the NFL. It's a completely different game. Totally different game. You knew what that would do. All right, Kyle. All right. Heads. Heads.

Oh, you suck! No, no. That was me. I challenge you again. Yeah. Oh, my God. heads heads oh you suck no no it's that was me I challenged you again yeah oh my god oh my god

yes you're challenged we just went three rounds rounds in a row something other than a clutch something else move on move on alright

the reverse was electric Jesus yeah we needed to change great call Conrad what a plot twist. Okay. What about...

Unless somebody could think of a better... Do you want a rock, paper, scissors shoot? Yeah. I was going to say a blindfolded thumb war. Want to do a three-person one? No. Jay wants to play so bad. Best of seven?

How about a three-person? Best of seven. All right. So Kyle's the challenger here. And then you call for each other. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 1-0, Kyle. 1-1.

Who challenged who? Kyle's the challenger. So he's the only one who can get wet? 2-1, Kyle. Fuck. God fucking damn it. Blowout. Jesus.

You played that before, Kyle. If I get... If it's your name, Kyle, we're going to play reverse rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh. Wait. Wait. Rock covers paper? No.

If I win... If he wins i win okay you have to decide what kyle throws do double reverse so yeah paper cut scissors but that goes to kyle i'm gonna tell my mom i'm gonna be late tonight oh my yeah all right dude dizzy geoguess uh i'm gonna i'm gonna do i'm gonna i'm gonna go i'm gonna chug a water fountain i'm gonna be i'm gonna be Do Dizzy Geogaster. I'm going to go. Chug a water fast. I'm going to beat Che Blackjack. Oh, my God. For me. You're the house?

Che the house or you the house? You're the house. No, he's the house. Okay. You're going to beat the house. Who's the house? You want to beat the house. You're the challenge.

I want to get justice for Danny. Thank you. So he's the house. Who's the house? Che's the house. No, he's the house. Who's the house? Che's the house. No, I'm the house. Che, after beating me, feeling like Malicek after Zlatan probably. Bring him back down.

Same rules? Yeah. Double split. There we go. He's offering the cut. Che is cutting right almost at halfway. The cards are back in Big Cat's hands. What?

I'm changing what game we're playing. We're playing war. War. Oh, yeah. Everyone just got out of their seat. Everybody just got to the edge of their seat. Yeah. Just split it in half.

Do 10 cards. 10 card war. 10 card war. 10 card war. 10 card. Jay's nervous now. And tell the people at home what war is. Highest card wins.

Okay. Ace is high? Good question. You're trying to take the other person's whole deck. Highest card. wins. Ace is high? Good question. You're trying to take the other person's whole deck. But it's just a... And then when a draw breaks out, it's...

Oh, that's war. And then you put... You hit each other? When do they kiss? Yeah, if you guys get the same card you kiss instead of four. I'm not trying to promote anything on here. No, no. Just play it until you're out of your cards.

Okay. Ready? Yep. Three. Yeah, one nothing check. Hmm. Two nothing check. So Jack to a two.

What do you got, Zaha? Could you say the cards that they show? Che with a 7 Big Cat with an 8 Che with an ace Big Cat with a queen 3-2 Che Che lays an 8

Big Cat lays a 9 Che with a 9 Big Cat with an ace 4-. Big Cat lays a nine. Tied. Che with a nine. Big Cat with an ace. Four, three, Big Cat. Che with a six. I can't see. Oh. Che's falling apart.

Queen to two. Che needs to run. Big Cat's up one. Six, four. Six, five. Five, four. Three to five. That's Big Cat.

You want me to squirt a gatorade? Big Cat wins. But it doesn't matter. You-5. That's a big count. You want me to squirt a Gatorade? That wins. But it doesn't matter. You challenged him. Yep. I don't want to get in the tub, boys. No. Don't either.

Everybody get in the fucking tub. 12-hour stream. These are all fair games. They're 50-50 games. We did coin flips. Literally. Do something physical now. Do it.

All right. The tub's probably 65 degrees now. Spin it. I put a big bucket of ice in. Oh, you did? Yeah. Good. I keep on getting up and putting ice. Che and KB. Che challenges KB. What do we get? Che, do GeoGuessr.

You'd be a legend. You're undefeated. First to make a half-court shot. Yep. Let's do football throws to a body armor bottle from half-court. Okay. Okay. The setup That's fair. The setup's going to take a long time. You're going to hit the table.

What is the competition? Whoever hits it first will go throw for throw. Okay. Hits the bottle. Knock table first, knock ball. And it's not like you're over here. Che then just did a – Kyle and I were locked in a straight 50-50 battle, and then Che went with the one that he can win.

But if he loses, he's taking the bath. And TJ, can you zoom in on the tub? But we were going 50-50s. Yeah. What, did you actually put ice in there? Yeah. Oh, shit. A big pot.

Oh, it melted. Oh, because it's 65 degrees. No, I put my hand in it. It was 49. Ah, shit. All right, Kyle. Come on. Beat him.

Just beat him. Oh, yeah. Danny, your cannonball went all, every single drop went directly in an electrical outlet. It just all went in it. Just like I planned. All right, so you just got to hit one over? First to hit one over. And Pasoli's still going to get electrocuted?

No, not yet. What has this all been about then? Okay. Oh. Oh, yeah. Dry the feet. It's from here? Half court.

All right, Kyle. Come on. It's halfway up the stool. Oh, that was so close. Good throw. It's a great throw. Halfway up the stool. That was so close. Good throw. It's a great throw. If Che hits this, he's a piece of shit. I saw him practicing this last night actually. Oh.

Oh. Okay. No. Damn. No, no, no. If Che loses this, he goes in. Oh, yeah. Yep. And this could be it right here. Did Che throw first? Come on, KB.

No, KB did. Oh, I don't know. Fuck. I don't know if he has the arm to get it. No. Come on. This being the last one in the tub is just the worst. Yeah.

Because you were so close. So close. Yeah, no, now I don't want to. Oh, come on. Oh. My games are going to be strictly 50-50. Thank you. And they're going to be fast.

This is not 50-50. We still have the... What about the... I have a 50-50 game that will be perfect. I was going to suggest the roll the ball and make it stop in the stool logo thing we did. That's the direct hit. All right, spin it again. Where's the deck of cards?

On the seat next to Titus. Che. All right, Kyle. I'll challenge Che to something Win Do you want a challenge that I was going to do That's going to be very fast This is going to be fast

Oh okay no go for it Go for it No no I'll save mine Mine's just guess the hand that it's in Oh okay Love that Nick Yeah my hand

Yeah Yeah Alright Che Turn backwards Four spins Tell me when you're ready Steve All right, Che. Turn backwards. Four spins. Tell me when you're ready, Steve. He gets to watch you.

Put it in the hand. Where is it right now? Well, that's the game. That's how you get to watch him today? Good. Oh, God. You're going to do some tricky shit. Steven, look over here Steven It is now

He's right Alright Kyle He's right. Shit. All right, Kyle. You're left. He's right. Am I bad at this? I think you guys shouldn't look can you guys see it turn around and then turn around and guess no looking no looking just yeah strictly to chance now you don't have to do anything yeah all right jay I think it's still in your right hand left wow Kyle

it's ready right left the fuck guys speed speed run all right it's ready jay it's ready that's in your right hand no it's my left oh man all right kyle left right i guess Oh, man. All right, Kyle. Left. Right. Damn it. I guess.

Che, you ready? Yeah. Yeah. Left. Left. Kyle, for the plunge. Oh, man. For the plunge.

Turn around. You ready? Left. Left. Oh, man. With a plunge. Turn around. It's ready. Left. Left. God damn it. Do you guys want to go to a three-man? I have a three-man we could do. Let's finish this.

All right, finish this. We have to. Che. You're right. You're right. It's ready. You're right. You're right. It's ready, Che.

You're right. If Kyle survives, we'll go with three-man. Right. Left. Fuck. The win. Bad guess. Where'd Brandon go? Did he leave? Ready, Kyle. If Kyle survives we'll go three man Right Left Fuck The win Bad guess Where'd Brandon go did he leave

Ready Kyle Left Right I'm so good at this Brandon leave Uh yeah Che Oh I thought we were doing the three man

Oh no his phone's right there We got it it's bound to finish His shoes are right there His shoes are right there I have a three man if Kyle wins there i have a three man if if if kyle wins this we have a three man to finish this whole thing it's ready for you chai i don't think looking closer yeah he's right biggest of apologies kyle right right maybe you guys both just keep standing up.

Yeah. Going back and forth. Che. Che. Do you have x-ray vision? Right hand. Left hand. He's looking as if he's going to stab your hand. Left.

Left. You won. Yeah, you won. All right. Do you want to do a three-man? Yes. All right. Let's do a three-man. Left. Left. You won. Yeah, you won. All right. Do you want to do a three-man? Yes. All right. Let's do a three-man.

Give me the deck of cards. Give me the deck of cards. Weak. Three-man competition. Okay. Oh, my God. Highest card stays dry. Oh, my God. Wait, this is the last game? Yep. Last game. One card. Highest card stays dry. Oh, my God.

Wait, this is the last game? Yep. Everyone gets one card. Highest card stays dry. Just threw them all out. And let's all reveal. What? Can we do this twice?

So lowest card is gone. Yeah, lowest card's gone. Yeah, I like that. Lowest card plunges. Then we do it one more time. Ace is high, correct? Ace is high. Let's push these cards out.

Hold on. Hold on. Let's get the shot right. Okay. Kyle? We'll reveal one by one. One by one. All right.

Here we go. Okay. Kyle, would you like to go first? Yes. Reveal. Kyle has it. Kyle pulls a three. A three!

Oh, no! Okay. Still a chance. Still a chance. We're going to go after this, Brandon. You found a three-man game. Nine. Shay with the nine.

Higher than a three. Oh! Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh no! Wow! What?

Wow! Holy shit. Plunge. Wow. Damn it. That was great. What was that? That was a two.

All right. Wait. I want to watch the ending, so wait until I plunge. Yeah. We're going together? No. Together? You want to do it?

You want to if you could. I kind of would do that in a non-weird way. Where's he going? He's trying to go swimming. There he goes. Man. The last warm walk you'll have. I put so much ice in.

Yeah. Did you really? Yeah, but it's gone now. There might be some remnants. Dan, what's the temperature check? Oh? That's Danny's fault Stole it that isn't what's the tip is not bubbling anymore? No the jets Yeah, we can't we can't have it plugged in because the outlet is so wet

Sorry guys Yeah, that was real...real selfish. Oh boy. And as soon as he goes under, and time... Oh yeah! Yep. 17 seconds. Yep. 10 seconds!

It takes your breath away! It takes your breath away. Three, two, one. It takes your breath away. Dick check, dick check. Yeah, go check the dick. Holy shit. Pecker's a funny word for dick. Let's see the pecker.

It de-weaponizes it a little bit. All right. Che and Kyle. Yeah, same thing. There's only two left. You guys want to play Monopoly? Maybe Risk? Same card thing? Yeah. Let's just do that wait

oh yeah so it's just lowest it doesn't matter who won he almost asked a question there he said he wanted to see the ending oof oh I think I not a good time oh shit Not a good time Oh shit There's a truck and then there's a train That's cold

Oh on the tracks? Yeah Alright you ready? Yep Hold on I'm gonna watch This is it This is for everything Um

It all comes down to this I'll say it. I'm happy we didn't head under because it wouldn't be that bad if you didn't do head under. Well, you got the one. Yeah. That's one. You have to say a number and pull a card within two. The first one to just pull the number.

Pull the number. Pull the correct one. Go back and forth. Until you pull the number. Until you pull the number. What were the numbers out? Actually, mix those back in. Mix them back in.

First one to pull the number. They both say a number? One at a time. No, no, no. One number. What were the numbers out? Actually, mix those back in. Mix them back in. First one to pull the number. They both say a number? One at a time. No, no, no. One number. Okay. You each go one at a time. It's a race to this card.

I can't believe I pulled a two. I can. That was insane. Are you ready to do that a lot more tonight? Yeah. No. No. Just throw them out there.

Did I look strong with my arms out like that? No. Fuck. Everybody was talking about how weak you looked. I feel like everybody looked really cool in the tub. I disagree. Did I look cool in the tub? Not at all.

No. This has been a very fun year. Nick, what's the number? The number? Ace. Oh, first ace. Okay. The race to an ace. Nick, what's the number? The number? Ace. Oh, first ace. Okay. The race to an ace.

Oh, I like this. But Kyle has a chance to, whoever goes first has a chance to pull. Yes. All right, Kyle. Pull the ace. And then discard, right? Yeah. First card is a three.

A three. Not an ace. Che for the win. Che has a chance. Che for the win. Door is open. Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, no. Wow. Che is the only one dry? Wow. Fuck this. Life is not fair. Wow, Che, I bet you feel stupid for wearing a bathing suit. Yes, Danny, yes.

Roback, best bathing suit in the game? The champion. I cannot believe that. The guy who shuffled pulled an ace. What are the odds? And spread them out. I don't know what he's going to pick. You should have let me spread them out, Jay.

I offered. I didn't mind going in early, but yeah, once we got to the final four. Kyle, you should have no-bye-dude the ace. Oh. That's Ryus in the office. He's going to look so goddamn good. Yeah, he's not even going to flinch.

He already did this this morning. God, he looks good. He looks fun. Yeah, this is... He looks fun. Yes. That's a win for him. He's going to poker face this. Yeah, he's just stepping into it.

No problem. Took a deep breath. He's fine. And go. He's just chilling. It's a Tuesday morning. This could be any temperature. Right.

He just needs a book. Sit back and read. Should we not say anything? It's how I do it. Oh, man. All right, spin the wheel. The only justice we could have is a wet wheel with Che. Wet wheel with Che would be something.

That would be something. I assume. That would be a simulation. What? If it hits wet, we're good. Then we're going in there? If it does, I'll go in the cold tub. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.

Thank you so much. Well, that's what Brandon was inferring. I wouldn't do that. I didn't infer that. So you meant imply. I'd even settle for him having's all you meant to imply. I'd even settle for him having to eat a Miracoi. Nobody's eating it. There's still hope.

Still hope. There we go. Wouldn't he have to go in with all his clothes on? Yes, he would. Who's running the wheel? Do they know how to read that? Stephanie, yeah. All you gotta do is add back any of the dries. It's only been a few. Yeah. Oh, man. This you got to do is add back any of the dries. It's only been a few. Yeah. Oh, man.

This has been very fun. Danny, thanks for joining us. You're welcome to come on tomorrow as well. Thanks for having me. I'll be there. All right. Is there another cold plunge or no? Might still be here.

What are the details of it tonight? I'm streaming Doug's, and we have different things. I think if I throw five interceptions, every fifth interception I'll get in the plunge. Jay, you weren't looking, but it got wet. Every time Jerry gives up three touchdowns in a row, he's going to get in. Blutman's going to get in, possibly memes.

Whoa. Oh, what would wet Blutman look like? Wet Blutman. I've been waiting. I asked him, I was like, are you cool with getting in the plunge? He's like, yes. By the way, my toe is not growing back. Oh, no.

Still half a toe. That's fine. Still half a toe. Rediscovering America comes out tonight. Oh, yes. Please watch. What time? Seven Central.

All right. Tune in. Seven Central, like an hour long. So perfect. Old movie. Rediscovering America right into Doug's. There we go. That was the one where you were in the cold hot tub, right? Yeah. like an hour long. So perfect. Old movie. Discovering America right into Doug's. There we go. That was the one

where you were in the cold hot tub, right? Yeah, so we started the first scene it's snowing. It was how long that we've been like doing this.

I have like five different haircuts in it. Zero continuity but yeah, pretty fun. Love it. I'm out tomorrow. I'm going to Columbus. I'll be on the road.

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