The Yak - Owen Presents an Unreal Spin on KB's Wild | The Yak 9-29-22

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, it's Yak. Nice. That's how you start the show, Rome. That's all I needed to do. All right, it's the Yak. Nice. That's how you start the show, Rome. That's all I needed to do. Why'd you dox me, dude?

Say it's the Yak. I didn't dox you. I just said you were in my eyeline. Don't dox me. You were in my purview. No, I was in your peripheral. Who do you think has the best... What's a purview? I don't know.

I never even heard it before. You've heard of purview? Yeah. No, I haven't. Yeah, you have. What is it? I've heard of it. Somebody who, like, camps out by the ice cream truck?

Purview? Purview? That's a look at the kids. Oh, yeah. It's like Barstool U, but purview. Purview. Start a purview. Same shit.

It is the same shit. Did you guys see this shit out of New Jersey? What shit out of New Jersey? All the sophomores at J.P. Stevens High School in Edison shaved their head in protest of the act taking shiny ball

off the wall. Yeah. Nuh-uh. Even the IEP kids. Oh, Edison is actually kind of thorough, dude. He's in the Star Ledger. Yeah.

Edison is actually thorough. We're wearing Livestrong bands because we lost our fastball. That is a real school in a real town. And yeah, I mean, my boy 3Tech went to it. Yeah, I saw it in the Star Ledger on the website, granted. Which is a real newspaper.

But did they go shiny bald or did they just fucking buzz off? No, they didn't. That's what I mean. So another school was mad at them. The cheerleaders just got like a three blade. Yeah. Jeff. Yeah. Scorpion. three blade. Yeah. Jeff. Yeah.

Scorpion. What's up, brother? The coif is on 10 today. Yeah. It looks like one piece. Yeah. Could you Lego that off for us? Pass me your hair.

We're doing this right off the top. Side's looking like a J.P. Stevens sophomore. Where's the bottom? Hop in this middle chair. Hop in the middle. Host. Host. Host. I'm not the host? Oh, yes, you are the host with the most. You're the host in the way that you're going to take the sass seat.

Where is he? Where is he today? He's I don't know. I don't know's, I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know, but that cup makes me wistful. I want a Whataburger right now. Oh, the cup. I said the cut.

No, the cut does too, but the cup. I need advice, boys. Yes. Good. Let's say, hypothetically, I sent a selfie of myself to a very former popular tennis player who follows me on Instagram. Roncha Sanchez.

1am, she responds, Ah! Wait, what? How does she respond? Ah! A-H-H-H-H! That seems gleeful, the way that she wrote it out. Not the way you're saying it, but the way she wrote it makes it seem like, ah. I think it was like, ah.

Yeah. Ah. Ah. It was like, uh-huh. Like a tongue depressor? Yeah, like, uh-huh. Uh. Uh.

Look at here. That's what it was. I think it was, ah. It's hypothetical. I think it's like exciting. Like, excited, ah. What goes the selfie? It was me in a new anus sweatshirt just crouching.

What was your pants? My pants? Black. So you were wearing pants? I was wearing pants. It wasn't explicit. She sent the text, ah? A-H-H-A.

And she sent a picture, too? No, no picture back. Maybe she was like, ah. Ah. Ah. I think that's it. That's got to be it. That's back. Maybe she was like, ah. Ah. Ah. I think that's it. That's got to be it. Ah.

That's what I was thinking. Does the H count matter? Ah is strictly positive. Is it a three or? It's strictly positive. How many H's? One, two, three. Ah.

Or A-H is positive. It's pleasure. U-H or E-H would have been bad. There's also an exclamation point he didn't say. Well, I don't kiss and tell. It's A-H-H-H-H exclamation point. What? You call off some shift

buttons. Yeah. That's more time. Damn. What? How soon did she look at it after you sent it? I sent it at 7pm hypothetically and she sent it back at 1.11. Which, hypothetically, that person probably is three hours behind.

On the West Coast. Scottsdale, if this person were real. What? Scottsdale? That's still three hours behind, right? Like 11. They don't observe daylight. Oh, it's five rigs? Two, three.

Is it? They don't observe daylight, so yeah, it's tricky over there. Does she live alone? I don't observe daylight oh it's five red two three is it they don't observe daylight so yeah it's tricky over there does she live alone i don't know should i ask right now ah might be the next reply yet again yeah do you live alone damn that's so awesome i'm just trying to think i don't know who she would live with but i i'm picturing her having a glass her like glass of wine for the night with some kind of indoor-outdoor fire set up or something like that. Someone said this was a bubble bath message.

I thought it was a bath. Bubble bath? Yeah. Okay, if she's taking a bubble bath. I could see by the fire as well. So if it was 1 o'clock, so that would make it 10 o'clock. Yeah, it is Scottsdale. Indoor-outdoor, though.

Indoor-outdoor like McVeigh's house. Yeah, a lot like McVeigh's. Like, no, Cliff Kingsbury's pad out there. Remember Cliff Kingsbury's pad where he watched the draft? I bet her house is just like that. We could look up her house. Let's not. Why?

Because we don't even know who it is. We could look up whoever it is' house and blur out the name TJ or something like that and maybe get an idea of where in the house she was. They were. So are you going to respond with another text message later or another photo?

I think you should just do photos. I think I'm just going to keep sending photos. I think that you've got to make her jealous and like cozy up with Navratilova

or some shit like that or Jennifer Capriotti or some shit like that. Send a photo shirtless with a tennis racket. Why? I don't know. That's why you aren't DMing tennis superstars.

Well, not this one, no. Yeah, you're right. Oh, now I have to move. Enter Sam. No, no, he can. What's the first thing you got to say to these fuckers? Chat is... Oh, it was one too early for Sass?

Did they know that they... Kids squandering a dream job. He had a biopsy this morning to remove a dysplastic compound nevi. Sass and I are wearing Mickey Mouse shirts today. I love to see it. You too. You're a little more patriotic than mine, though. Oh, yeah.

I had multiple people come up to me and be like, is that a 9-11 shirt? Just because of a flag? I thought it was like... Honestly, if you told me they sold that after 9-11 at Disney World, it wouldn't really bad enough. It kind of sucks. Post-9-11 kind of cornified the flag.

Cornified? Yeah. Right after 9-11 it was it was crazy I know but that that like push since then

it's oh yeah it's kind of associated with like Lee Greenwood yeah he was good now people think

it's like racist or like one time I wore an American flag on a hat and my mom was like thank you for still wearing that like dude

I'm not making a statement like already right it's not it's just kind of lame now yeah aesthetically not that late racism is lame flag we should uh pick out a new flag i think we should just take the maryland flag and make it uh completely national but that's a very divisive flag. Oh, yeah. More divisive than the Confederate flag, I think. People love it and hate it. Yeah. What's your new flag? I don't think the Confederate flag is divisive.

I think it's just all on one side now. Oh, really? The Confederate flag has a bug on it, doesn't it? No, it's a flower. Oh. It's definitely divisive. You still see it on the truck beds in New Jersey, let alone the South. Yeah.

You don't see it. I don't know. Even down South, it's like 90% people don't like it. It's like, dude, you're a tomato farmer. Chill out. You're not hardcore. You're not like a hardcore Nazi. Tomatoes are delicious.

Oh, okay. Well, they have a time and place. You eat tomatoes like apples? Stray on a plate. Dip them in salt? Oh, really? I eat cherry tomatoes. Maybe tomatoes like apples? Stray on a plate. Dip them in salt? Really? I eat cherry tomatoes. They're like blueberries or raspberries.

People overcompensate for the year's worth of vegetable hate by saying they adore vegetables. I do. They're decent. Brussels sprouts? Brussels sprouts are amazing. This is my perfect example. Brussels sprouts aren't amazing.

Yeah, they are. You glaze them, they are. They can be. See, I'm in that. If you have a straight Brussels sprout, no one is like, this is amazing. It's like the liars who say tequila tastes great. A straight anything isn't amazing besides maybe a fruit. You're right.

You're right. Maybe crab. Some people react to Brussels sprouts. It's not amazing. It's good. Cheese. Every time we're talking food, you always bring in crab. Yeah. I've never seen you eat crab ever. It's the best. It's good. Cheese. Every time we're talking food, you always bring in crab. Yeah.

I've never seen you eat crab ever. It's the best. She doesn't get crab ever. Yeah, because it's expensive as hell. I have seen him eat crab. Where? I've seen him eat crab and lobster and bisque. Does it usually go hand in hand?

Yeah. Separately? Separately. Yeah. All bisque and nothing but the bisque. He's a big crab eater. Like a fresh crab, you mean? Or like a crab cake?

I mean, a fresh crab, unseasoned, probably tastes decent. Good. So you'd eat the bugs. No, I think shrimp, unseasoned, just completely raw, tastes amazing. Yeah, chicken does. I think that... We're in a food take era. Yeah, we are.

You guys got to get in. People do. People react to Brussels sprouts like it's a delicious snack. Hop on board or lose your careers. No, it's the best veggie, though. I'm just saying, we got to make food takes. Yeah, no, you're exactly right. This is what the show is going to have to pivot to after we get rid of the wheel.

Yeah. You getting rid of the wheel i'm just i'm just kidding everyone got so excited but we're calling for it on for the wheels head yeah also people will come like that that's the most likely way that we'll get a shooter in here is if we get rid of the wheel oh yeah it's the wheel is when is the year of the year it's got to be around now right over a year no it's the first wheel is January. Wow. Really? The most popular, or I guess one of the suggestions I saw that I thought was interesting was maybe

just going back to the original default wheel, some amount of dries and one wet and one spin per day. That way, eventually, there is a wet, and we don't have to worry about the other crazy shit. It's more divisive than the Maryland flag. Yeah. What were you about to say? I'm not anti-wheel.

Not anti-wheel. I think some of the things, just they don't play anymore. I don't think wet needs to be on there. Well, I think that's the one thing that has to remain. It should be one-offs. You're also the father of wet. You're just being like, I need to kill my greatest creation. I know.

It's like the guy who made the Labradoodle saying they're an abomination. The guy that made Flappy Bird. Did he do that? Yeah, he did. He was like, I've sinned against you. This is your Flappy Bird. Yeah, this is,

yeah, you don't want to be defined by wet, but you are wet. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. If it's, if people,

if the majority likes it, then yes, keep it on. Like crab. The majority of people like it, but, you know. It is a lot like crab. Yeah, thank yes, keep it on. Like crab. Majority of people like it, but you know. It is a lot like crab. Yeah, thank you, Sass. KB, you're the rudder of this show, dude.

People don't know that, but you are the rudder. Me more pimento cheese making appearances on menus. Yes. Better than an entree, in my opinion. Pimento cheese? Is it pimento? What about queso fundido, though? Pimento with some bread, pimento? What about queso fundido though? Pimento with some bread, yeah.

It's on a lot of menus down south. Pimento? Pimento cheese. What state is it most associated with? South Carolina. Yeah, South Carolina, right? South Carolina's got culture. My innards have been fucked since New Orleans. Yeah, dude.

My butt bled after I ate po' boys for an entire day. That's just Vince's daily routine. Vince just shitting endlessly. You probably adjust at some point. And then you just go diarrhea. No blood, though. Which you like, which you enjoy.

Brandon, was it Presbyterian College in Clinton, South Carolina they didn't punt? They refused to punt? Yeah, it was a coach that ended up going to – I think it was Arkansas. I don't think it was South Carolina. But it was Presbyterian College. In South Carolina.

I think the place was in Arkansas. Well, Presbyterian is in South Carolina. I think it was Arkansas Presbyterian. I don't think it was the Presbyterian Blue Hose. It was the Presbyterian is in South Carolina. I think it was Arkansas Presbyterian. I don't think it was the Presbyterian Blue Hose. It was the Presbyterian Blue Hose. I don't think it was the Presbyterian Blue Hose. It was... Coach Unever Ponce was not at Presbyterian.

He was in Arkansas Presbyterian College. Was that... It was in Arkansas. Little Rock. Wait. Never thought we'd have this heated of a debate where both people are knowledgeable on either side of it. Fair enough. Maybe he took it from Arkansas to Presbyterian.

He was in high school in Arkansas. It says in the first paragraph, yeah, Blue Hose. What about it? He got fired, though. It didn't work. Yeah. What if we replace the wheel with a Russian roulette gun? And the thing that comes out. I guess you can't have a bang on a Russian roulette gun.

That would make it square. Yeah, a square wheel? Yeah. Damn, dude. That'd be horrible. The original fucking tires? Yeah, caveman wheel. Yeah, before the caveman made the circle.

Are there active Russian roulette players? I'm sure there are. Because who is the one that has done it the most and is still alive? Is there anyone that's done it more than 10 times? I bet there are. You've been so curious, hasn't you? Dude, when I bike over the... Oh, I fuck with that.

Yeah, I want to know, is there someone that's done it a bunch of times? This is how skee-ball started, and I feel like we're going to host a Russian roulette. Who is the most successful Russian roulette player alive? He's got to be so brave. Somebody who's just wanted to kill himself for years.

He just can't pull the guts to actually commit suicide, so he tries to hide it in Russian roulette. Have you guys all seen Deer Hunter? Yeah. No, I actually haven't, but I've heard that's like a devastating movie. Devastatingly fucking good. Jeff, would you agree? Good movie, yeah.

Great movie. Super depressing? No. I wouldn't say it's super depressing. I can think of significantly more super depressing movies, probably. So, late 70s movie? But the cast is just star-studded. Yeah, I'm not a big movie.

Movie years kind of eludes me. Isn't Arrow in there? Isn't that a long movie, too? John Cazale? Deer Hunter is a long movie. Holly? Three Hours, something like that. I guess that's not long. Mr. for Walking. Present Day. Three hours, something like that. I guess that's not long.

Mr. for Walking. Resident Day. Three hours is almost like the standard now. But there is Russian roulette in the movie. 90 minutes. I don't mind. Jeff, what did you think of Endgame? Like Avengers?

Yeah. You like that? Oh, I loved Endgame. You liked it? Jeff has like four Thanos gloves on. Oh, yeah, I know. But when I was in Rochester the other week, Infinity War was on the TV. And I forgot how fucking awesome that movie was.

I like them both equally. I just love them both. Oh, I think Infinity War is so much better. Really? Yeah. I wasn't super into the Avengers world before. I only watched Infinity War and Endgame. I watched a really bad, bad movie on Netflix.

The Marilyn Monroe, Ana de Armas movie. Blonde. It's rated R, isn't it? It's rated NC-17. That's more than R, isn't it? Yeah. A lot of like, yeah, it's... A lot of what?

Like third person, like from the vagina. It's just wild. Really? What? That sounds awesome. It's like, it's, but it's not. Wait, what do you mean third person from the vagina? I'm not going to like...

Triplet? Ménage à trois? Cambridge is has... Wait, what do you mean third person find out? I'm not going to like triplet. Ménage à trois? Camera just has it. Yeah, what is that? Yeah, like. Camera's in the pussy. For sexualities, a character is kind of the best way to describe it. You have the point of view of the pussy.

Yeah, we had a couple. Who are the pussies who wanted this for years? Our, I made it about halfway. I got to finish the rest of it. Our producer, Gooch, he DNF'd it, so he turned it off. Wow. It was that bad. He couldn't watch it.

Didn't she get like an eight-minute standing ovation for it? Yeah, but that's not long. Oh, really? Eight is like, oof, may not be a good movie. What was up with that? What was the film festival? Brendan Fraser got 11. Why was it so...

It's insane. It's ridiculous. 11 minutes? If you think about it. I want to hurt the hands. Isn't there like a 20 minute one? If we tried to do a minute right now it would feel ridiculous.

Brendan Fraser got like a lot and then like there was an actress who got more. Yeah, she got a pretty hefty standing O and I don't really know why. I had to like... I watched it fairly late last night and I was like, I can't.

I need to stop. I think after 20 seconds, it's overkill. Imagine how uncomfortable it is to be Brendan Fraser or Anna D'Arma. What do you do? I think the Irishman

got a pretty long one like in the teens. Oh. But how does that, is there like footage of this? Not often, but there are like, do they maintain like,

a positive facial expression? Joker got a long one too got like 15 minutes or something was this i have the various film festivals that have it's a thing that just happens there okay yeah it's kind of weird what's that tj it's pretty hard to have an nc-17 movie how the chat feels about the days yeah it doesn't happen much at all but this it's like it'll be more commonplace because it's on movies on

Netflix and stuff. Then they don't have to worry about making the big bucks. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I've ever seen an NC-17 movie. Yeah, I don't know

if I have either. It can't be a lot. Wasn't Starship Troopers like NC-17 at some point? If it was, I didn't know that I love Starship Troopers. I do too. Yeah point? If it was, I didn't know that. I love Starship Troopers. I do too. Yeah, it's a classic.

Some of my first titties. Happy to say. And then those titties ended up dying, I believe. In the movie? Yes. Not in real life. Who knows? Fuck yeah, I guess we'll never find out.

What's her name? Dizzy? I think her name is Dizzy. Ceno was NC-17? I didn't know that. Sass, didn't you just ask me about the movie Casino? No. But I did have a conversation with-

Why was Casino NC-17? I don't know. Casina? Lurks? Oh, Showgirls. Oh, Lurks was in NC-17. Remember when Showgirls used to be on VH1? I don't think Casino was either.

Yeah, this is bullshit. I'd imagine it has to be- Like, today, I'd imagine it has to be like today i'd imagine it has to be really hard to get a movie to be nc-17 what is i thought r was you have to be yeah it's it's the original cut of boogie nights was right and they pulled it back that makes sense great fucking movie because you can show a lot of shit in an r-rated movie yeah yeah the director wanted boogie nights to be in C-17 but they wouldn't let him. PG-13 they get like two fucks.

I know that from the scary movie three behind the scenes documentary. I thought you got one fuck in PG-13. I think it's one. I believe it's one.

Is it just one? I thought it was okay. I know but I know it's a very small amount. Why do you get one fuck?

Fuck or a shit? I think a fuck or can you shit? I think there's a handful of shits. Shits have become more normal on like regular TV. It changes because I think Gremlins has does Gremlins Shits have become more normal on regular TV.

It changes because I think Gremlins has... Does Gremlins have the word fuck in it, but it's PG? Or does Gremlins have like... Gremlins does have a weird thing. Because I remember everybody always brought in Gremlins for movies at school so we could... Hear fuck. Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Airplane was PG-13 and there's titties in that movie.

I remember I watched that and I was like, what the fuck is this? Nowadays, it is. So a 13-year-old can see titties on a movie but can't fight in war? Yeah. Can't fight for our country. It's fucked up. Breaking. Breaking news.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I already knew this. Terrible news. For breaking the... To find out Roan is fired. Roan does not have a job. Damn.

Ocean's calling. That's a bummer. We were going to play at a festival this weekend, and... Sorry about that. Now we're not going to play at the festival. It's tough. It's a bummer. We were going to play at a festival this weekend. Sorry about that. Now we're not going to play at the festival. It's tough. It was going to be Dave Matthews, The Lumineers, Seth. Age Against the Elephant.

Age Against the Elephant. Age Against the Machine. Age Against the Elephant. There's some rage on the way to work today. You are? Oh, yeah. Rage is so sick, dude. It's a little grip pump. So fucking sick.

We used to play some rage pop punk when we still had the festival. What'd you play? Balls on Parade? No. The other one. Sabotaging in the name of? Killing in the name of. There's rage involved in Zaz Wild today.

Oh, yeah. Zaz Wild. Oh, boy. Dang, Sass took your today. Oh, yeah. Zaz Wilde. Oh, boy. Dang, Sass took your seat. Oh, fuck. All right, we got to do this whatnot. Yeah, let's do the whatnot. Let's do the whatnot.

Yeah, I got to go, too. Also, somebody said, Ryan and me, I either haven't gotten to it, but there's also a talking fetus in the Marilyn Monroe movie, too. So it really is. That's a lot.

This is tough. The guys worked hard to build the show. Oh, yeah. That's a lot. This is tough. The guys worked hard to build this show. Oh, yeah. Is that? Oh, it's another video. Look at those. These are perfect for the Darty. All right.

All right. So everybody's just leaving now? All right, let's get it. Let's get it. We're doing this, and I'm out of here. And are we done with this? What are we doing? We haven't done it yet.

How many things are we whatnot-ing up? I just want to do, like, one. I want to do it quick. They're gone, and they're out. I got to go. Okay, do it. Let's do it. All right, this is Big Cat's jersey.

Okay. Game used. Wow, yeah. Twice. Fits you nice, like Nick said, for a party or a darty. Yeah, I think darty. Yep. Can you dage in that?

You can dage. Yep. A nice big sports book piece. I think this will be signed as well. A little signature on it. Good think this will be signed as well. Signature on it. Good luck. Signed Big Catcher. It says blood and sweat.

Yep, that's right. What size, Jeff? Okay, put it up. Let's do it. Let's rip through it. Extra large. XL. Chop, chop, chop, chop.

XL. Bids are going up. What are we at? Big Cat won. It's up to, boy, I can't read it. Jeff, how would you describe that orange hue? It's a very, it's like a peach. It's like a creamsicle.

It's like a dreamsicle even. What? It's peach. It's peachy. It's very peachy. It's not peachy. That's more peach than peach. 176.

Is it stuck? There it is. It's above. Now we're over 200. That's pretty expensive. That is pretty expensive, but it's a one-of-a-kind. I'm a big cat, so I can't see mine go for like $35. One-of-a-kind jersey.

We're over 200 now. This can be yours. That logo's retired. One-of-one. It is a retired logo. Nick designed this logo. Nick is great at design. I can't read.

I can't see the time. We're over 220 now. It's five seconds left. Peace. This can be yours. Congratulations to whoever is about to win it. Over 240 now. Wow. There you go. There we go.

Is it sold? I don't know. 75. We're nearing 300. Jesus, Dan. This is mine? Yeah. Your jersey. Zoned out.

You should start selling all yours. It'll be signed, too. It'll have his signature on this. Thank you, everyone. Appreciate that. 300. Game used. Here we go.

We still up? 300. I only came in at once. 335. It is skyrocketing now. We're on it. Big cat. Game used skyrocketing now. They're on it. Big Cat, Game U, Thousand Jersey. Always want it bad.

Jeff, what match was this for? 375 now. 395. Chicago match, I think. And in the office, too. And in the office, too. This was the Get Fucked shirt. This is, yeah.

Oh, Ken Jack. Oh, yeah. 425. Now we're up to 450. Jeez. Still going. Is there like a... It will be signed. He will sign it. Oh, I up to 450. Still going. Is there like a... It will be signed.

He will sign it. Oh, I'm not. No. No. Acting. I'm just kidding. 475. I was like, fuck all of you.

Still going. Big Cat GameWorn jersey. I ain't signing shit. It has the Chicago hot dog. One second sold. 475. The Big Cat. All right.

Let's go. GameWorn jersey. Is that a PS5? All4.75. The big pack. Game worn. Is that a PS5? Wait, who's up next? Nick and KB. Let's add some stuff to it. Let's just do a combined because I don't want to get on with KB's wild.

Find something with Nick. With his wheels? Yeah, that's great. Zach Riddle art. Check out Zach Riddle art. What? Where'd you sign this? On the sleeve. Yeah, check out Zach Riddle art. Check out Zach Riddle art. What? Where'd you sign this? On the sleeve. Nick signed it on the sleeve? Yeah, check out Zach Riddle art. He made these pins.

They're awesome. KB's jersey. Zach Riddle art. KB's jersey. KB. No, no, no. No, they have the KB. Oh, shit.

All right. KB. KB's also signed. With? Signed KB jersey. This is a medium. With a sleeve of pins. Which is a normal size.

Yeah, it's a regular man size. 205. Keep on bid in 215. This is for the smaller, right? A little medium? Yeah, it's a big medium. It's literally not. It's for the medium boys. It's not for the small boys. Medium boys out there. It's got boys with an American Girl doll at home. Felicity head ass.

235. I'll take that. That's sold already? Thank you very much. The Nick Game Warren signed $235. Yes, I'll take that. That's sold already? Yes, $235. Thank you very much. The Nick Game Warren signed sleeve. Worn in Chicago and L.A., I think. Add the R to it.

What does the SART say? More pins? Jack pins? No, don't do that. You can do that on whatnot. You can give it to Aria. Nick Game Warren, $250. Pins, pins as well. Pins. Pins as well.

Pins. An XL. Frank hugged Nick in this jersey. Yes. I hugged Frank. Yeah, you hugged. Yeah, he definitely hugged Nick. Show you any love.

I do believe. Sold. 285. 285. Yay. Way to go. So they're worth about three-fifths of me? Well, uh-oh.

Fine. Uh-oh. Yeah, I'm happy with these proportions. Yeah, that was pretty good. Buy tickets for Philadelphia at the Dozen. We'll see you there. It's going to be fucking awesome. Let's go. All right.

We got a fog machine. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Zach. You're the man. We'll auction off more Zach stuff next time we do one. So appreciate you, man. Yeah, you're the best. Check him out.

Zach Riddle Art on Instagram. He makes great stuff. He makes pins. He does everything. He's our personal artist. Hello, boys. What's up, Dan? Sorry I was late. I'll be sorry. We were riffing a little bit. We were waiting for the wild to start for you. I appreciate that very much.

We got behind schedule today. It's very okay. We got behind schedule today. It's very okay. Hank called me fat as fuck in a very mean tone. Oh, no. He's going through. He's sick. I think Brandon got him sick. I didn't get him sick.

He was sick before me. Brandon was just sitting at my desk. He was standing at my desk today, chopping up about the weekend. Just looked down. He had just been sipping DayQuil the whole time. Beast. Just slowly sipping onquil the whole time. Beast. Just slowly sipping on it. I can care of myself.

But he's not sick. I'm not sick now. I'm good. Right. What's the latest diarrhea at? Still yesterday? Still yesterday, Che. Thank you for asking.

Okay. Yes, thank you for asking. Should we get it going? Should we get it going? I think we should get it going. Should we get it going? Mm-hmm. Are you ready? One of the odds first.

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AB, good to see you, dude. Yeah. Are you okay? I heard you passed out at the gym. Oh, deed. Yeah. I had dumbbells. Fuck, you. Yeah. Are you okay? I heard you passed out at the gym. Oh, deed. On dumbbells. Fuck, you always do that. You weren't breathing or what?

It was, yeah. It was a scare. My boy's addicted to dumbbells. Wait, what? No, seriously, what? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Were you just tired?

No, that makes me sound like a pussy. I almost passed out. You were exhausted. Like, they landed at like 3 in the morning like yeah you went to lift yeah I lost control of my breathing

did you go to the hospital like no cause I've done that in the past and it's always humbling cause they just give you a brochure on like breathing

into a paper bag remember to breathe yeah yeah never again that sucks though the tiredness is definitely what it was. I don't think. I've been getting good sleep lately.

No, I think I've been going a little too hard at the gym. Not in a cocky way. No, be cocky about it. No, not in a badass way. You've got to be like, my warm-up is your workout. No, because I don't push myself past the point of mild exhaustion or discomfort. That's my secret. Okay. Well, it's good that you're back.

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I want to say it was $1,000. Let's fucking go. All right, I'm ready for KB's Wild I was I've been looking forward to this All week I want to be in a good mood I'm in a good mood now

Why were you not in a good mood before I was just Was Hank said some nasty words Yeah he did He was mean No that didn't bother me It was more that My schedule was all fucked up

And it was like Things were getting delayed And then I came in here And it was like Oh we got to do an auction And it's like alright Let's get through this I want in here and it was like oh we gotta do an auction and it's like alright let's get through this I wanna do KB's Wild but I'm ready let's do it everyone ready? everyone's feeling good?

we ready we ready Zah's doing it oh yeah I don't think you have to get if you don't want to drink you don't want to drink, you don't have to. I'd agree.

I think it's a better product if I drink. Yeah, but I don't want... You have drinking in your KB's world? Yeah, I just have everybody drinking the same amount. No, you're not forced to drink. Drink what you want. It's a choice I'm making. All of us.

I have everybody drinking. Okay. And Nick did help with Owen's KB Wild. Owen has put a lot of work into it, as did I. It is very well thought out. I'm very excited for it. What's that tube? You got a tube next to you.

I got a lot of gadgets and gizmos. There's like six wheel options, I think, TJ. Who's it to? What's it? So I think we can just reveal them one at a time. Let's go. It'll be 10 or so minutes each. Get in and out of here.

Zah, have some fun. Have some fun. Have some fun. Ho-in. Let's go. Where do you want me? In there? Back here?

Wherever you want to put it. It'll depend on each slice. Nah, Zah, you got to get fucked up. Just get in here. Let's get fucked up. KB. That's part of the game. KB. Yeah. That was a quick turn. It's part of the game. It is. That's part of the game.

That was a quick turn. It's part of the game. It is. It is part of the game. What is he getting fucked up off of? Oh, you'll see. Oh! Oh!

He's got a fireball in here just in case you need some backup stuff and some nice mamitas over there. Oh, and is that

some wood grooming products for him to get fucked up off of? Is that a shampoo? Champagne. Oh, and is that some wood grooming products for him to step off of? Is that a shampoo? Champagne. Well, that's here because I think that's a Pick Central sponsor, right? It is. Good for you, Brandon.

Congratulations, Brandon. Congratulations. Your big show doing really well. Pick Central plays on the radio, too, doesn't it? Like actual radio? Not anymore. Not anymore? They used to.

Sorry, Brandon. Zah! What? Oh! Oh! radio too doesn't like actual radio not anymore not anymore they used to oh sorry brandon okay zha what oh oh oh yes it's a beautiful farewell i fucking love this yeah that's good i'm gonna take a picture of you zha for the promo i fucking yeah so i'm prepared i was instructed to come in a bathing suit so yeah so you're definitely getting wet, and somebody else will. Going into water. The wife beater. Yeah, yeah. Wet is good.

Never mind. Yes. Zah is like every, it's always good in a friend group, and I consider this a friend group, the yak, to always have one person that everyone is universally like, he's our favorite dude, and Zah is that dude. If you polled us and you're like, who your favorite it'd be za for everyone yeah that's always good to have it keeps everything like it keeps a pecking order kind of like it would be in second to last oh good question let's actually rank us you know what let's just do that real

quick do you have pens i don't want to find out who's in last. Let's just do second. Oh, yeah. Let's just do. Yeah. If you find out it's you, it's just like, oh, it could be worse. And then if it's not, you're like, oh, it's probably like third. I second.

Bite your tongue, Walker. Dude, I think I'm down there. Not for me. There was an Instagram comment that power ranked the yak and i was 13th oh but i wasn't i was i was fine with it wait it was like kim parentheses i mean come on official yak mom she was above me one i think she was 12 but no it was there was more below me so okay one of you were i think i've said this before, but for anyone out there who's becoming of age to start going on bachelor parties, just every time you get way too drunk one of the nights, pull out a piece of paper and ask the bachelor to rank all of his friends there.

It is so awkward and so funny. It'll turn guys into girls. Oh, it becomes such a fucking shit show. People get their feelings hurt it's very fun totally it is it's okay you're like you're looking at me like that's psycho it's so much fun because especially if you can get the if the bachelor's drunk enough where he's honest because he has an order everyone has an order has an order it's like you're all in the bachelor party so you're all close friends but he clearly has an order and i's like you're all in the bachelor party, so you're all close friends, but he clearly has an order.

I mean, worse comes to worse, you'll find out at the wedding when he has to line everybody up. Whoever's closest. That's not the place I want to find out. Terrible. Okay. Should we all text Che our second to last? Second to last, including?

Everyone here. Second to last what? Everyone in here, including the booth? Yeah. Second to last what including? Everyone here. Second to last what? Everyone in here, including the booth? Yeah. Second to last what, though? A person. But in what? It's like, dude you like.

So we're just sending? I like everyone here. Definitely. If you're in last place, I like you too. No, this isn't like when I do this, it's not a... No, it's I still like you. Right. Are we texting this too?

Unfortunately, I have to do... What are the parameters? Is this like, like, would like to have a beer with? No, just like in general. Okay. I just want to know. We won't do last. I just want to know second to last.

Should I reveal the results or just the winner? Just the winner. Just the winner. That often. Like I look at everyone pretty evenly in here. No. Silly boy. That's going to hurt you. I texted mine.

Oh man, this isn't fun. I feel like everyone's going to get their feelings hurt. Everyone is or just one person? Oh, that's not true. We don't know who's last. Last won't even come up. I'm not worried about being second. I'll be hyped to get my name.

You don't know who's last. No one wants to be last. Nobody wants to be last. So this is how it should be done. Yeah, you want to hear your name called. I don't want to put anyone on this. We're all dope ass. He won't reveal.

Jay will not reveal. I actually said my whole ranking. This is so much harder. Just last. Yeah. Last would be so easy. No. Oh my god. No. Last would be easy. Oh, last I have right away. Yeah. What? Last would be easy for me,

Sass. And if you don't know who last would be, I have some bad news. Look in the mirror. I sent mine to Che. I did too. I'm just sending mine In the Yak chat I sent the whole rankings Yeah You sent the whole rankings

Yeah He just copied and pasted it From his notes Footnotes Yeah No it was in my notes The description Hey why don't you just

Read out who Don't say who voted for who Just say who got a vote I only have half the Half the room Okay Who do you have so far Okay they're coming in.

Who was it? We have six now. So this is mean. Oh, this is great. Scorpion. Is this way too much dirt for Che to have on all of us? No. He's the only person who can have that.

I wouldn't be mad at you guys for liking me second to last. You weren't even close to my second to last. You're so far in the bottom. Oh, no. You're so far ranked last that it wasn't even close. Oh, fuck. Start reading them off, Jay. Come on.

So we have seven results. Just read them off. Read them off. All the results? Yes. Not who did it, but the results. That's fucked up. In tied for fourth place with one vote is TJ.

Okay. Oh, wow. Monster. Damn. Tied for fourth place with one vote is Brandon. Oh, okay. That makes sense. You polled pretty well.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay. In a firm second place with two votes is myself. Yep. That makes sense. In last, or I guess... Second to last place. In official second to last place...

All right. Some more votes are coming in there's some hanging chads this is great recount fraud recount in a landslide for second to last this is i mean pause this is tough to hear this sucks I mean, pause. This is tough to hear. Handslide is not what you want. This sucks. Handslide is not what you want. This person received four votes. I'm actually not going to... Oh, no. Pause. This would hurt me.

Yeah. Say it. I really hope this isn't me. I'm not going to read... Okay. Say it. Say it. All right.

Four votes? This is bad. No, but it's not the worst. It's true, almost. It is the worst. You weren't voting who's second to worst. You were voting who's the worst. I voted who's second to worst.

I voted second to worst. I voted second to worst. Second to worst is Sass. I voted for myself Okay I didn't want to vote for any of my boys But I guess For the other three

I guess three of them aren't your boys I voted for Che I voted for Che He's clearly second to worst Someone's lying I voted for Brandon So you heard me do it Damn

So now you know exactly who No I did not I didn't vote I did not vote I couldn't do it. Damn. Now you know exactly who voted for you, Seth. I didn't vote. I did not vote. I couldn't do it. Too many metrics. That's great. I mean, that was just fucking so mean. You're not last, dude. You actually statistically

couldn't be last. Should we do last now? I'm sure everyone will. Should we do last? Commenters will handle that well. You can't be last, though we do last now? I'm sure everyone will. Should we do last? Commenters will handle that well. You can't be last, though. You're not the least hated. You're not the most hated. Should we do last? I mean, you voted for last. No, I didn't.

They don't care about that. I didn't. No, again. This was a vote for second. Shay was my second to last. You would have been my last. I'd flip that, personally. Should we vote for last just to kind of make Sass

Feel a little bit better No I think this is the point Like Sass can't be too upset Yeah Yeah it's perfect Sass can't kill himself too hard Because you're not last Can you do

Dude fuck them Sass I'm with you bro Che read who voted who I didn't vote for anyone, read who voted who. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't vote for anyone. Yeah, read who voted who. All right. Because, Che, did you vote? I did.

Oh, okay. You know he was honest. He was dead honest. I just looked over at Sass and typed it. I just voted for myself. I thought we were, I took one for the team. I voted for you because I didn't think you'd win. Che, who did I vote for?

KB's was very descriptive. I'm not really going to get into that. It's pretty mean. Oh, no. Get into it. Yeah. We'll be protecting. It's a bad idea, but I love it.

We'll go through individually based on the order received. Brandon Walker voted for Stephen Che. Adam Ferron voted for Brandon Walker. Big Cat voted for Stephen Che. Nick voted for Sass. TJ voted for Sass. Damn, TJ. What?

I was going to vote for TJ, but I voted for myself. I voted for TJ for you. I won't vote for TJ. Only because he's not in the room. I also bet Iowa for the money spread. You made a lot of money. I won every single bet.

Fuck yeah, you did. Sass voted for Sass, and then KB. We're not going to get into that. Tamara's not going to come. What do you mean we're not gonna get into that no no no we're not being no I told

yeah I didn't vote do it I put in parenthesis do it who are you protecting I think it's too fucked up to say who are you protecting oh that's what he did

who are you protecting he didn't listen I guess yeah huh no he wrote act like it's too fucked up to say yeah I didn't vote for any of you guys

okay you should just make up some fucked up shit that kb said this was a brilliant way to murder the vibes. High energy. Yeah, I regret this. No.

Bass is looking around grinding his teeth. It is second to last. Thank you, Nick. Because I think everyone who voted for you did it as a joke. I did not.

I'd rather just move on from the topic. TJ hates your guts. Not as much as he hates someone else's. Sympathy. All right. Back to the Back to the

The main point of this Was Zah is number one For everyone Yes Yes that's true Okay should we Should we vote for Our number twos now

Should we text Second favorite That'd be a little Second favorite Second favorite It'll feel good No I'm not I don't wanna

That's so fucking Lame What if you win both Yeah so I win that And everyone's like Okay now Second favorite. Second favorite will feel good. No, I'm not. I don't want to. That's so fucking lame. What if you win both? Yeah, so I win that, and everyone's like, okay, now I'll feel better. Now I'll feel better. All right, text him your second favorite. Voting for second favorite.

I'm not doing it. But the people who voted for Sass cannot put him as both. You can't put him as both, Nick. You can't put him as both. Why would I do that? Right. I can't, mathematically. Right. Right.

I'm afraid that you were going to try to zhuzh math. You can't zhuzh math. I thought that you were going to try to, or Isaac Newton. You were going to zhuzh some math. All right, so I have sass as second to last. I appreciate that Nick is behind me in how funny this is.

We all like each other. Yeah, right. That's the thing is i like everyone here otherwise we wouldn't do a show together but sass is also the only one who would take it personally no no if i got four i would you guys were in second to last you would take it personal yeah well yeah i actually would you're right no i definitely right i would i would i'd be i'd be mad he's handling it probably i'd be hurt. I'd probably leave the show. I don't even care about what you guys think.

No, no. It's going to be the hundreds of people. Yeah, see, dude, everyone there hates you. Jay, you can do the second best after. Let's start the wild. Let's start the wild. We can do second best. For those that didn't text, make sure to get your votes in. Some of the shit I'm seeing in this bag makes me nervous.

Oh, no. It is. Yeah. What keeps slithering out? Should we reveal the wheel? What do you want to do? It's your call, Owen. Yeah, we could reveal the wheel.

Okay. I don't think the names give away much. Okay. Oh, look at this. Oh. This is a great wheel. Found it in my high school yearbook picture. We have Slipknot and Rage Against the Machine,

Warhide or Warheads, Mr. and Mrs. Impossible, Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare, Ick, Tack, Toe. That's good. Locomotives 101. And that's it. That's a good wheel.

Great wheel. I love how Owen is on camera every single day, but that's it. That's a good wheel. Great wheel. I love how Owen is on camera every single day but that's his only photo. It's true. Since before he works here. Yes. So you're really going to be

pissed at me, dude? Yes. Yes, yes. Just fucking text me. What'd he say? He just said, not cool. I did it.

No, I'm not pissed at you. Fucking cool, dude. Really, dude? Really, bro? Okay, so how do you want to start? I think we just spin it. Spin it, yeah. Let's do it.

Good to go. Yeah, brother. Let's do it. Mr. and Mrs. Impossible. All right, so this is the one of the only six that can't be done yet. Okay, so spin it again. Spin it again. Something's on the way for that.

These are five already. It's going to be it again. All right, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Nice. Okay. It's going to have us rank everybody. Oh, that gets involved. You guys can keep talking.

I'm going to take it. Okay. Okay. Nightmare Nightmare. What was Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare last time? Eric Andre. Right. It was a phrase.

There was a special ed kid, I think, in the neighborhood that they would feed him acid and then shout Night nightmare nightmare at him if you want to reenact that so similar to that a common nightmare I used to have is having to present or go to a test or do something that I wasn't prepared for

I was going to give Zaha 5-10 minutes to smoke an entire joint with somebody else in this room and he also has that 5-10 minutes to smoke an entire joint with somebody else in this room and he also has that five to ten minutes to use this poster board to come up with a presentation for the class yep when you get back very good idea this is the class yeah we'll spin for a partner but yeah you're gonna have to present i like that you can't obviously we can't smoke on air but we'll yeah you'll go i mean i'm i'm to be fucking sleeping standing here.

No, you got it. We can delay this one if you want. Any presentation? I like this first. It's a complete, just empty poster board. You can do anything. I get some of the juice, too? Yeah, and you get a partner.

Get some juice. I like this. This is just a straight-up spin, no elimination wheel. Whoever it lands on is his partner. They have to at least accompany him to smoke a joint. They don't have to smoke with him. AB, oh, this is great. Jesus.

Okay. We'll see you guys in five minutes with the presentation. AB, take one hit, though. Oh, man. I have to smoke? Yeah, yeah. You don't have to smoke? Yeah, yeah. You don't have to, but you... You talk about you getting too high on gummy worms. Do you have a pen? Have we talked about that?

Do you have a marker? Need a marker. Kyle got too high on too many sour gummy worms. Deltate gummy worms. And he was really dramatic and he sent our group a picture of all these gummy worms in the toilet. He flushed them. Nuh-uh.

Oh, no. Like the DEA was at his door. Does the smoking time count as the prep time for the presentation? Yes. Come back high with the presentation, yeah. Yeah, I love it. I love it. See you, boys. That works out nice, actually.

It's a great start. It's a great start. Kyle will pair the other ones a little bit. What? You want to go smoke weed, Brandon? Yes. Oh, you're allowed to. Brandon, go. Help with the presentation. Go. Go, go, go.

Take a toke for him. Go, go, go. You can stand in. Since when did Brandon become such a little stoner? It started in LA. And he's cool when he does it. He was so fucking cool in LA. It was as soon as Jeff's dad died he started smoking weed. He was finally allowed. He couldn't get caught. We should have a seance

so Brandon will get grounded. Yeah, we should. Grounded through a Ouija board. I smoked weed because that kid gave us a bunch of free weed in LA. I flushed that all down the toilet because I got really high and I was like, I don't want this ever again. That was nuts. He came with a

Ziploc bag of like 400 joints but they were all looked like they were just rolled like this yeah yeah I was like post-it notes but it was like he he got the hotel we were staying in right was that the same guy yeah yeah there's only like it was coincidence yeah there's a lot of people that did that nothing I think there was two rooms who weren't barstool employees yeah yeah and they were people that were the KB became great friends with them. Maybe like hung out

and hung out with them for hours. It was like a really cool bonding time for all of us out by the pool and Kyle was just like nah. Yeah he was just in

a room in there there came out like what. It was two guys like beautiful son. Oh Brandon's coming back. Oh they booed him.

He's probably just stoned off. What's happening. No he's not stoned. Why. Well's happening? No, he's not stoned. Why? Well, help with the presentation. Go help with the presentation. I can't smoke because I'm sick.

You want to get your own joint? Finish it. Finish it. Take the last hit. Go take the last hit. Think about it. Take the last hit. Go. Go.

Go. And help him with the presentation. Ten minutes. I say we add on to the nightmare and go get them at 5. I'll make it sooner. Yeah, 10 is probably too long. Unless they're lollygagging in there. Also, how else can we make it a nightmare?

Like, they usually, what is it, like you picture everyone in their underwear? Yeah, should we all just be in our underwear? No, that makes it easier. They should be in their underwear. Or we could play that car commercial where the zombie pops up. Sass, did you see my text to you? Uh, yeah, I don't understand what that meant.

It said I voted you second. Don't tell anyone, though. Yeah, I know. Why did you... What was that for? Just trying to boost up the boy. I voted you second best. But you voted me second last, too.

No, I didn't. I voted Che. It's literally, I don't care. You voted your second best. But you voted me second last, too. No, I didn't. I voted Che. It's literally, I don't care. It's not a big deal. Every time he says he doesn't care. No, let's all vote him second. What do you want me to do? Start crying?

That would be funny. What reaction do you guys want? That would be funny if you started crying. I thought he was handling this well. Yeah. You guys keep bringing it up. I need a morale boost. I'm sorry, Seth. You gotta go smoke about this. a morale boost. I'm sorry, Sass.

You gotta go smoke about this. You just said, I'm sorry, Sass. It's fine. I don't care. Don't be sorry. Just like him better, TJ. Yeah. If he cried, would you like him better? It would probably make me feel worse. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Cry then. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry.

No. Fuck. Thought he was gonna cry for a second. Sass, let's go on a shopping spree this weekend instead of Ocean's Calling. Yeah, true. Let's do some retail therapy, just you and me. Were you going to go to Ocean's Calling? No.

Yeah, he was. He was going to surprise me. You got any sets this weekend? Yeah, I have a bunch. Where? In the city. Hell yes. Stand?

Yeah, in Stand Up New York. Fuck yes. Are you going to Austin soon? Do you think you're going to the Joe Rogan podcast? No, I'm going to Austin in two weeks. Did you get any other exciting news that you want to share with the class? Not really, no. Yes, you did.

Yes, you did. I know that you did, but I won't say anything. I don't feel like sharing it with the class. Oh, come on. Please. Can Roan share it with the class? No. Can I boy dad yeah share it on anus yeah yeah no i'm opening for shane and uh buffalo fuck yes yeah it's sick we gotta go to wing nuts uh yeah maybe i uh everyone was someone told me it was overrated Well so I'm concerned

Cause they did Get a new place And it feels like they've Expanded their operation So I don't know Quality control I don't know the quality control Yeah

Oh they're quick on the fire trigger Yeah They said they hired somebody And it wasn't up to their standards Okay Okay good So hopefully it's not overrated That's sick, though.

Yeah, it should be fun. But how big of a place? Theater? No, it's just a club. Helium. Nice. I asked him about it last night. He said a bunch of dudes from the Bills are going to be there.

Yeah, we're going to the Bills game on Sunday. Oh, who are they playing? Fuck, who are they playing? I don't know. I checked. The Saints, maybe? Is that possible? That's a dub. Okay. That's actually, you're going to come I don't know. I checked. The Saints, maybe? Is that possible? That's a dub.

Okay. That's actually... You're going to come back as a big Bills fan. I think you're going to love the culture there. It is. Yeah, it should be fun. I mean, I was just in Rochester, like, last week. Buffalo's the best.

It would be convenient if it were... Yeah. Closer. But what can you do? People who just like food and football. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be fun. They all have limps.

Everybody's got a limp up there. They also all like have someone in their family who's had season tickets for like 50 years and is like got some weird gimmick they do at their tailgate, which is awesome. Dude who made pizzas out of his filing cabinets or no, his car. He made pizzas out of his car. Pizzas? Yeah. He like makes pizzas out of like an old car. Oh, I thought he made them out of his filing cabinet.as? Yeah he like Makes pizzas out of like An old car

Oh I thought he made it He made them out of his Filing cabinet Oh no that would be cool too A metal pizza Yeah that was constructed of it Should I go get them? It's five minutes

Yeah go get them Go get them Pizzas taste like shit Yeah You got Pinto Ron Who just gets Ketchup and mustard Sprayed all over him

Oh I saw that He's awesome Covered I was able to Spray mustard on him one time. That would make the rest of your day suck, though. He's got it down to a science, though. He's been doing it forever.

So I think he just gets it and then he just has a change of clothes. So is the first time that happened to him, did they win or something? I don't know. Can we show a video of Pinto Ron getting just doused? He does it every game. Is it just going to be you and Shane at the game? I don't know. I don't know if he's bringing a host or anything. He just hit me up like two

days ago and asked if I could feature. How long is feature? 20 minutes? Yeah. Nice. Fuck yes. I'm excited to do 20 instead of 45. 45's so long. Have you done an hour anywhere yet? I mean, I'll do like 55 if I do crowd work and stuff,

but usually I like to do... My full material is just 45. He holds a hamburger. He's like, I need some ketchup. For every game. Their aim is good.

Yeah. Where are they shooting from? Yeah, that's a good one. They're from on top of a truck. I was one of these people once. It was awesome. Jesus. He's calling.

He wants the mustard. He wants it. Yeah, you can see down. It's like sad mustard. He wants it. Yeah, you can eat down. It's like sad clown. Yeah. I'd like to just go to a game. Yeah, 100%. What a legend. He can't see.

That rules. Yeah. Does he go in or is he just in the lot all day? I think he goes in. Yeah. Goes in all ketchup and mustardy? Oh, he changes. Okay.

Yeah. And then he goes in. What a legend. Pinto Ron. Comes Ron. Oh, here comes Zah. Running down the hallway. Dude, I got outside and they had propped the door open to smoke.

Like, the whole office smells like weed. They didn't, like, just, like, leave it open to crack. They had it propped all the way open. So it was the weed was suctioning into the entire office, flooding it with weed. Brandon, you look chill as hell. Whoops. Damn, Brandon. Way to go, bro.

Wait, Brandon. What the fuck? It went great So How was my flower It was Yeah it's got me It's got me zooted

Owen has some of the louder shit In the office Yeah He's always packing the loud Huh Okay so do you have A presentation Oh

I guess I can He's gone He definitely didn't smoke But was coughing As he ran down the hallway. How are you feeling? Yeah, I'm good. All right, nice.

So what I have for you guys is a iRubis, I believe is what it's called. iRubix? iRubis cube. iRubis puzzle. An iRubis puzzle? I'm going to act some shit out. Very good. I haveis puzzle. The Iribis puzzle? I'm going to act some shit out. Very good. I have a clue.

So first I act it out. You guys guess it. If not, I have clues on here. They might be able to maybe show them the picture. Now what is an Iribis puzzle? There we go. Oh, Jesus. These are the two things that you'll be guessing.

Oh, my God. I'm going to start with that guy over there. Okay, this is a good drawing, sir. So that looks like a... That's a can with a D on it. I, no, I... Candy. I candy.

I candy. Yeah, yeah. Yes! God, can I still do what I was going to do for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. God, can I still do what I was going to do for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. God, dude, we were going to do like 10 of them. We got, time was up.

Oh, oh, oh. Okay, he's got it. We would have got it. It's truly eye candy. We'll get dollars from like back then. Yeah. Oh, well. That's what it ran out.

All right. If we get it right, you have to take a drink. Okay. All right, yeah, do the acting first. Yeah, you got to drink the whole shot. Yeah, there's some more drinks if you want. You got to drink the whole thing too. Quick one.

The whole thing. Salute. Nice. Oof. Yeah. Word. Beast. Okay.

All right, act this one out first. This I actually had nothing really planned. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to do it. Let the spliff talk. Let's go. The spliff is talking. This is pretty hard high.

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Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. No words. Always. Always. Worm.

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I be. I be. I be. I be sure. I be. I be. I be. I be. I be. You got this one. You got it. You got it. I be too. I-B. I-B. I-B. I-B. I-B. I-B. I-B.

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I-B. I-B. I believe that we will win I believe that we will win There we go Zara are you rooting for the US in the World Cup? 10,000% I need you guys to beat the US Wait what?

England Okay this is the last one. Lay. Lay. Yeah, that was good. No, do that. Stick with that one. Oh.

I'm in that pussy. Diving in? I don't know what that was. I'm in that pussy? I believe in. You forget what it was? Is it dive in that pussy? I believe in diving in.

Is that a reverse of pushing? Oh, I see what you did and it's insane They will never get that That is an insane way to go about this Wait a minute Wait No, no, do the whole thing again From the start, I think they'll get it now

They know how absurd it is Alright, look what he does. I was floored by your thought process right now. Okay. Yeah, okay. Spread. No, no. What?

Pussy? Diving? What are you doing? No! Oh, dumpster diving? No. This is still the same one, by the way. I believe.

I don't even know what you did. Wait a minute. I thought I did. Can we look at the puzzle? Do you have it drawn? You'll get it immediately. I believe in you. I believe in you. What were you doing?

Did you try to make it you and then dive in it? It was inside of you. There it is. There it is. Wow. There we go. There it is. That was great, Zaha. Oh, yeah.

That was really good. Okay. That went well. First challenge done. Damn, that's not what I expected with the presentation. It exceeded my expectations. It really did. Yeah, you guys thought outside the box.

Thank you. You elevated my wheel sliver. Very hard. Another drink, though, Zaha. Another drink. I'm pretty high. Kind of high, too. I'm pretty high. They got it right. You got to do another drink, though, Za. Another drink. I'm pretty high. Kind of high, too. I'm pretty high.

They got it right. You got to do another drink, Za. Brandon. Do you have a mixer by any chance? No, just another fireball shot, bro. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Take me back to college.

What's neat about that is it's eight standard drinks. Love that. You have to finish that. That's one. Just take a sip, Za. You don't have to finish that. That's one. Just take a sip. You don't have to finish it. Just drink one of the eight drinks. Drink an eighth of it.

So are we back to the wheel? Wait, what the fuck, Brandon? Why the fuck did you do that? Is everything slow motion for you? Is that what weed feels like? No, it's fine. Should we call your mom? Let's call your mom right now.

What's been? All right, here we go. Slipknot and R. Rage Against the Machine. Yeah, so this one's... So for Slipknot and Rage Against the Machine, what we're going to do is I'm setting up a slip and slide in the lobby. Oh!

And Zod, we're going to spin to see who he plays, but you got to slip, untie a knot of tangled head cords slip knot and then you're going to slide back and you're going to rage against the machine I put a picture of Burt Kreischer on the boxing dummy you can just form tackle it and beat the shit out of it for a bit alright I like this this is very good

winner yeah you go back to it Owen did text me today he FaceTimed me from his pocket so I picked up and it was He FaceTimed me from his pocket. So I picked up and it was just like I could just hear his pocket walking around. And finally I just yelled loud enough that he picked up the phone. He's like, sorry about that. I got to go get a slip and slide. Where did you go for this?

This is great. That's fucking dedication. Yeah, that is. I took all morning. I went to a Home Depot in Upper Manhattan. Eventually, they have 36 self-checkouts with the technology for tap-to-pay, and none of them take tap-to-pay. Oh, shit.

I was there for a few hours. I had to order it online and then pick it up. Jesus. This has nothing to do with it, but I yelled at a Home Depot person for a while. Okay, so someone's doing it with him? Yeah, we'll spin to see. I'll set it up. Oh, this is it. Beautiful. Should I take KB off the wheel? No, so someone's doing it with him? Yeah, we'll spin to see. I'll set it up. Oh, this is good. Beautiful.

Should I take KB off the wheel? No, I want to do it. Oh, also to help, I got you guys like full hazmats. Oh, I was going to get my boxers if I came on me. I like this. Oh, hell yes. God damn. Oh,

fuck yes. Gallon jug of shampoo. Oh, fuck yes. Whyon jug of shampoo. Oh, fuck yes. It's going to be fun. Why isn't TJ on the wheel? Okay. Why isn't TJ? I have to produce the show. Oh, TJ needs to be on this wheel.

Yeah, he does. Oh, nice. Okay, this is going to be a good challenge. TJ's got to be on this wheel. All right, why don't you spin while Owen sets it up. You want to do elimination here? Because he's going to take him a second to set it up. Yeah, let's do eliminator.

All right. God damn it. Brandon, you're off. Good job, Brandon. A fellow soldier. Go into the bones. Did you smoke? No.

Damn it. I was going to get my boxers. It was going to be fun. Congratulations to Mr. K. Oh, no. I just realized something. If Roan gets this, he's never going to be able to untangle this. No, he might be very good.

I don't think so. It's fucked. I'm going to have to saw through them with these nails. I'm going to have to claw into them. It didn't look that tangled. If he puts them in his pocket for one second, they'll look that tangled. All right, TJ, you're off. This is a ridiculous.

Look at it behind. Oh, there's the machine. Legalize it. It'd be so funny if some big client walked in. Yeah, what? Or E. What if E walks in right now? Ah, damn.

Shut up. Owen? E would be right now? Ah, damn. Shut up. Owen? E would be pissed. Owen, you're off. You guys just tangle these. Put them in your pocket. You'll tangle it. It naturally tangles in your pocket. All right, let's...

Tangle each pair, you mean? Whoever gets eliminated now has to do a shot of fireball. Ah, man. All right. All right, all right. Eventually, you all have to have a loco. Let's get started on the loco. Can you just throw me my loco now

or should I just drink a shot of fireball on top of my loco? I'll have a shot of fireball. We sit together. Thank you. Oh yeah, I'm tangling these. No need to. Oh, I'm going to have the blue.

Recognize it. Recognize it. Legalize it. I'm getting nervous. I don't want to do it. Sash, you're good. You're safe. Fuck. Is this going to be karma for betraying one of my closest friends in the office?

Yeah. Probably. Oh, Nick, you feel pretty bad, huh? No, he knows I didn't mean it. Watch out. I meant check. Oh. Yeah.

Ooh. Nick and KB. The Anus Boys. Thank God. Oh, KB. The Anos boys. Thank God. Oh, KB. Do this too? Greedy. It is KB's wild.

Jesus. You didn't have to be on it, too. You chose to be on it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Greedy, greedy. All right. The wires are tangled.

Oh, and this is a great one. Yes. I would like to note that this is not one big paddle where I touched. No. All right, Tangled Wires. Is it you, Kyle? Yes, it's Kyle. I'm worried about my ribs.

Who gets the medium and who gets the XL? Actually, you know what? Which one do you want? Oh, this Four Loko is delicious. What is Pete doing? No, I'm kidding. Oh, no. There you go. Are you upset? Probably. What is Pete doing? I'm kidding. Oh, no. There you go.

Pete upset? Probably. I would be too if I were him. Can't come. I can't come. Okay. I'll do one with you, Roan. All right, so is this like a winner, a loser has to do something?

The two? Another fireball. Shot a fireball, yeah. Thank you to Pick Central for getting this for us. You're welcome. You're not Pick Central. All right, Owen, where should we put these? I believe I was just going to do the losers wet for the rest of the show.

Okay, that works. The winner can change and dry off. While we're waiting for setup, did Mintz make an announcement for the Ole Miss game? He did. He's going to be in the student section getting everybody fired. What? All four quarters. Changing my bet. He's going to blend in too. Damn, that freshman's going crazy.

Send out the smoke patrol. Remember when we had to wear those suits for the most dangerous games? And then when I did it, I wasn't allowed. They were like, no, you're not wearing the suit. I was like, what the fuck? And they were like, yeah, no, it didn't look as good with the suit on. Like, what?

So, Owen, I think they should have to slide. We should put the wires on one end, so they have to slide to the wires and then slide back to the machine. Yeah. Two slides. Kyle, let me see you. You look good, Kyle. This is ridiculous. You look like Mike TV,

dude. Really? Yeah. Does he, Brandon? Didn't Mike TV have to wear one of those? Yes, in Willy Wonka, yes. I never saw Willy Won dude. Really? Yeah. Does he, Brandon? Didn't Mike TV have to wear one of those? Yes, in Willy Wonka, yes. I never saw Willy Wonka. What? What? Never saw it.

Dude, you ever seen it on weed? No. Dude. That'd be fucking crazy. Brandon with the munchies. I saw parts of it, but I never saw the whole movie. Like, you would see it. Brandon, how's your diet going?

Really good. I'm on carnivore. Are you? Yeah, my wife won't feed me anything but steak. I just watched you drink a fucking smoothie yesterday. Oh, I didn't say I did it when I wasn't with her. Got it.

So it's just a wife only diet. Correct. Is that a good diet? Probably not. Can't be. Just eating red meat every day? Makes her happy. Yeah. You and the liver king. I do chicken and all kinds of stuff. And then keto. I don't know. She's got me on several things.

These guys look goofy as hell. Oh man, this is great. I'm going to tweet out a picture. This slip and slide is going to hurt so bad. Just diving onto the concrete floor. They're going to have them wet themselves instead of mainly the tarp. Just for cleanup purposes.

Not in the shower. No, no. They need some soap on them. Yeah, they don't need water. Water is not going to make them slip and slide. They need soap. Holy shit Owen They need

Have them put some soap on them Yeah some shampoo down them Yeah some wood Yeah there's some wood right here Wood them up Right there Owen You don't want to waste wood We'll use the Tresemme

The Tresemme That you can drink tresemme. The tresemme. That you can drink. Tresemme. Oh, yeah. Look at Pete's dumb ass. Or is he? Looking like a fucking bird.

What are these guys doing? What are you guys doing? Is this allowed? Did you get approval? Is this regulation? This is concrete. That's what you this regulation? This is concrete. That's what you just said. This is concrete. You're going to get hurt.

Wah. Wah. Wah. I don't want my concrete to get hurt. It's all right. Pete, can we make sure? Come here, Pete. Can we make sure we have a slip and slide, just a static slip and slide in the Chicago office?

Yes. Yes. Yes. I like that. I think a water slide in the Chicago office? Yes, yes, yes. I like that. I think a water slide would be more fun. Yeah, that would be cool. Damn, how are they doing? Or a lazy river.

That would be cool. Lazy river. Moat. Okay. Yeah. I mean, a moat is a lazy river. Yeah, you're right. It's an unfloated and lazy river. Oh, this looks good.

They got to do the fucking tooth fucking this is so funny i wouldn't fucking crush this we're only two things in too how are they gonna slide how would you guys slide i like kind of try and land on my ribs to yeah on your side you kind of have to like spin to the side we got to do some damage on these locos, shall we? Cheers, cheers, cheers, locos. I got you. Ah, delicious. Who's in the booth?

I got you, I got you. I got you. Brandon, have you ever had a four loco? On weed? What about on weed? That's gross. Delicious, I mean. Fireball is sitting so unsettlingly in my tummy right now.

Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, it's not a good base for the four-look. Oh, he's going more water. I haven't eaten yet today. Yeah, neither have I. Want to order something? Okay. Burmese.

Are we good to go? All right. I'm going to go down, back, back, down. Down, back, down, so it's longer. Down, back, down. Okay. Maybe he's dedicated. He wants to go down, back, down.

Can they hear that right now out there? This does fit better. Okay. Okay. Five, four, three, two, one. Let's get it, boys. Oh, no. Army crawled. They came apart.

Put them back together right here. I had to work it. Look how foamy Kyle's got. Go, Zah! Go, Zah! Go, Zah! Push yourself, Zah! Go, Zah! Untangle.

Zah's going to be better at untangling. Yeah, Kyle's going to be off with it. Hurry, Zah! Zah, get up! Get up! Get up! Owen's got his nose in there. Owen's watching carefully.

Zah, push yourself, Zah! It doesn't help that they're all soapy. They're so soapy. And KB went hands first with his slides. Oh, no. Oh, but KB's nice. Oh, boy. They're trying really.

Oh, here comes Blattman walking by on a phone call. Look at that ass he's lugging. These are the moments where it's like, yeah, it's hard. There's a lot of soap. I'd love to see Blattman's ass on that slip and slide oh my god he'd probably bounce off like he was sitting on a medicine bowl blattman come back here soap up your ass i think they're i think za might be getting getting somewhere it looks like za is getting closer i got money on za here kyle was very bad at this shit how funny was it that dave didn't realize there was a microphone on those?

Oh my god. Oh yeah, man. What? On the headphones. He didn't realize there was a microphone on the headphones. Every time he walked with the headphones in, he'd talk into the phone like this. That's incredible. Come on, Za. Za's totally eclipsed by KB.

There it is, Za. How'd he get the camera shot right, Zaha? He's bringing him up to his face. He's a little bit of an advantage from his vantage point. Look at his hands moving. I feel like we're in a 90s movie and someone's fucking hacking into the mainframe right now. I'm in. Yeah.

I've always wanted to say it. Yeah, let's go, KB. KB got hit. Oh, my God. He almost broke the glass door. Shit. I've always wanted to say it Yeah let's go KB KB got his Oh my god He almost broke the glass door And then KB's the winner Wait no set it back up for Zod KB's the winner

Kyle Oh no Oh Zod's losing his boot He can't even have a boot He lost his booties Good job Kyle Let's go Kyle Let's go Kyle He lost his booties. Good job, Kyle. Let's go, Kyle.

Let's go, Kyle. You really fucked that thing up, dude. I'm about to get an email from Dave in two seconds. No slipping slides. Imagine if an advertiser saw these slipping slides. Have some fucking common sense, Owen. Kyle, you hit it so hard. The Celtics will never have me courtside again. They found out I'm having young boys.

Oh, that hit was a little cringe. Yeah, that was super cringe by Kyle. Good shot, Nick. That went in? That was crazy that that went in. Yeah, well. You're a fucking bucket, brother. I'm also already loopy off of two sips of this Loco.

I'm fucking wasted. You're so strong. I can't imagine just going out and drinking a full one of those. I know. I'm assuming you guys had them before they were like, they changed the rest of your life. Yeah, caffeine. Yeah. Yeah.

What was that like? I should drive. Actually, I'm not. What were you like? I should drive. Look at that hit. Thank you to Kyle for doing such a hard hit without breaking the door somehow. He should have. Breaking the door would have helped so much. He could have planted.

He would have broken through the door. I thought he was going through the door. If he would have broken the door, I would have cried. I would have cried. Imagine the shatter. It would have broken the door, I would have cried. I would have cried. Because imagine the shatter. It would have fucking gone through like candy glass. Dude, he explodes off those headphones. Look at the slip.

If that left foot doesn't slip. He was going for shattered glass. Watch when his feet go up. Why does it lift him up? Why does it lift him up? He goes like ragdoll. He goes ragdoll. His feet go up.

Look at his feet go up. His feet go up. Wait, look at Zob mopping right now. Can we get a shot of Zob? I got to help. Oh, my God. You're good, Owen. Wait, his feet go up. Wait, look at Zob mopping right now. Can we get a shot of Zob? I got to help. Oh, my God. You're good, Owen. Wait, his feet going up.

The puppet master doesn't clean up after the puppets, Owen. Oh, no, no. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, you want to throw this out? That leg flop. His little feet pop up in the booties. Holy shit, that was awesome.

How did that happen? I still don't understand How that happened What made his Go up I think I think Momentum from the Tackling dummy

Calling To see something Watch your fall dude Watch every part of it Look at your little feetsies Fly up At the end First watch your left foot slip

And then watch you You would have broken the glass. Thank you, Kyle. You killed that. That was awesome. Look, look, look. Go, go. Left foot. Whoop.

Whoop. Whoop, whoop. Holy shit, dude. Oh my God. He almost broke the glass door. He did, dude. You would have gone through the glass. It was right in front of it.

If you could have planted with your left foot, you would have shattered that glass. Shit, that would have been... It would have been like a James Bond chase scene. That was fun. You got to set up a stand of watermelons for you to crash into. Oh, man. I'm twisted off this loco.

I am too. Locos are crazy. Holy shit. Big Cat, you're going to like watching KB slide into that glass again. Yeah, play that back again. Oh, my God. He gets it done. I've always wanted to see it.

Yeah, let's go, KB. KB got his. Oh, your ankle. Yeah, the ankle. Yeah, let's go, KB., KB. KB got his. Oh, your ankle. Yeah, the ankle. Yeah, let's go, KB. Your left ankle. Look at him flop. Look at the little flop at the end.

His feet shoot up. It's a form tackle. They're down and out. Whoop. Well, how did they do that? Oh, no. Oh, shit. That was awesome.

That was a lot of fun. What a visual. Oh, my God. D awesome. That was a lot of fun. What a visual. Oh, my God. Zah. Zah. Allian effort. Incredible effort by you, Zah. You were close the whole time.

My fingers, man. The slippery fingers and... Soap. Weed, too. That doesn't help. Oh, the weed. Yeah. Weed doesn't help.

KB didn't smoke. No, no, no. He was in it. I was puffing. KB said to do everything with him. I think I need weed more often. I'm not anxious at all. It's fire, right?

It's fucking sick, especially doing some activities. You probably had a sativa, and now you're seeing it through, the activity that it gave you. What'd you give him, Owen? What kind of flower was it? House pre-roll, $5. Oh. That's all I need.

From the Borrega. I like this one because it's just giving me more ideas for static things we need in the Chicago office where it's just like, oh, we need a slip and slide? Okay, let's just do that. We have one right down the hallway. I want to do it more. Yeah, it's always there. You need one of those wave pools that you can surf in.

Yeah. Like a stand-up surfing wave pool. Oh, fuck. Okay. Great job, Zah. How big is this warehouse? I need to go wash my face. I'm like covered in shampoo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just lick my lips. Okay. Don't waste it. You're looking for an entire warehouse, aren't you? I want it to be very large and have everything. Rock wall? We could have a rock wall.

Velcro wall? Velcro wall? Other type of rock wall? Would you like Rock wall? We could have a rock wall. Velcro wall? Velcro wall? Would you like leather wall? You ever seen a leather wall? I've never seen a leather wall. I didn't know we had that kind of money. Super high end hotels, they have leather elevators. No shit. Oh yeah.

It's very bizarre. It's like, why would you have leather on a wall? It's for sheer gluttony. Let's all take a nice pull of our Four Loko. Just in support of Zaha. It's a total eat the rich move to be like, here's leather on my wall. Real leather too. Would you guys still fuck with me heavy if I started wearing a leather jacket this winter?

Oh, I'd fuck with you harder. What color? It's mad heads starting to wear them. Yeah, yeah. What color? Black. Mad heads are? Yeah, you're straight.

I might do the one that doesn't have the symmetrical zipper. His head's in dime square wearing leather. For real? Yeah. Dime square? Yeah. Dime square. That's fucking wild.

Not me wearing leather in dime square. Yeah. You don't know about dime square? Madhead's are there. Is it like Chinatown? In Chinatown? North. A little bit.

What do you mean? Where? I don't know. I read three articles about it and know nothing more. Metagentrification or something. Dude, I think there's a fight club in Chinatown. There is, and it's right by me. Is it actually?

Yeah, so you have to follow the fight. Yeah, it's spray painted on the... It's warmer colors, so it starts yellow, orange, red, and you can find it. Yeah, going over the bridge every day, I always try to follow it, but the way I go... No, it's fully red near me. It's fully red near you? Maybe there's two. It should be on the wheel.

No, it's probably under the bridge then, because I haven't found it. I've gone yellow, orange, and one red, but I haven't seen any more reds. Yeah, going over the bridge, it's all reds. I was walking to my taco spot. That would be thrilling to show up to a fight club. That's tacos in the city. And the Pokemon card shop I accidentally sent my rent to. Oh, yeah.

They cashed the check or no? They accepted the Zelle. I forgot to bring my card to the Pokemon card shop, my credit card, and so I Zelled them. And then I woke up a couple days later, tired, pay my rent via Zelle, sent my Zelle to the Pokemon card shop. They gave it back, right? After a couple days, they fucked with me. I sent them a DM on Instagram, panicked, and the guy just responded, bruh, with a crying emoji.

That's lightweight gas. Big shout out to DaShop. You should have. He sent me my money back and they fucked with me a little. You should have just bought that many Pokemon cards. Rent's worth of Pokemon. Then I would have got evicted. I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

I was frantic. And that's in Chinatown, too. The least expensive place to live. Oh, damn. Great job, Owen. Great job. Great job, Owen. Great job, Zod.

Great job, Kyle. Yeah. That was very fun. It was fun. Stand up for your rights. Brandon is on 0.5 words a minute right now. His PER is just plummeting.

His usage is just down. You're on that Zaza. He is off the Zaza. Shit. Oh shit. Shit. Warhead Warhead Warheed Warhide

Warhead My phone just died I had something I was going to read But Zot You want me to send it to me? I can figure it out I'm under the impression Zimbabwe has around 16 languages that they speak. Depends on how you define a language, but yeah, sure. There's a plug right here, by the way, at Sass's feet, if you need to plug your phone in.

Oh, true. None of those are Afrikaan, but for the sake of the game, I wanted to use the language Afrikaans. So it's war hide, which means truth in Afrikaans or warheads. So we'll just ask you a bunch of questions. You could either answer them fully honestly or eat a fistful of warheads. Oh, this is like truth or dare type of thing or like three fingers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were also out of warheads, so I got nerds clusters and put Tabasco sauce on them. Oh, no. Nice, all right. Oh, no. Nice. All right. It's the same thing. I promise you I looked at warheads.

My first question was going to be to rank us one to seven. We already kind of did that. But if anybody has any questions to jump in with. Okay. No, that should be the first one. And he can either have a warhead or he can rank us. Rank us one to seven. Or you can have a best on the show.

Or you can eat the warhead. Or you can eat the warhead. The warhead. Don't hurt us. It changes. All right. I'll go. All right.

I'm not going to. Jesus, this is tough. What's your first instinct? One. Well, it changes. It depends on the day. I'm worried about you getting to like six and seven and that kind of being tough. All right.

Where do you want me to start? Bottom or top? Bottom. Bottom. It'll be easier. Bottom and seven. You're going to do this. Brandon Walker.

I mean, he grinds me every single day. This guy tried to assault me out in the street yesterday. I saw him out in the street. I went up to him, said hi. He tried to throw me in the trash. You know the corner by where the jersey is? I didn't know that was you. I thought it was a random PC.

So he's seven. He's seven. Six. Oh, no. That's not including people. Actually, yeah, it's not. The irony is going to start to diminish. Six.

Just turn into two. Oh, yeah. I irony is going to start to diminish. Six. Just turn into two. Oh, yeah. I would rather be last than, like, fourth. Six. A little sass. Second to last. No, no. Not second. No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Six. He's kidding. He's kidding. Yeah, well, a little sass because it was. That's the joke. I thought it was inside people. For the joke.

Yeah. It was consistent with what you guys came up with. Five, Owen. All right. He's out. He just sits here. He sits here and doesn't say anything. I'll take the four.

I'll take the four. Two-one is good. Four, KB. You'll give me the four? Yeah, it's fair. KB's just KB. You don't have to elaborate, it's fair. KB's just KB. You don't have to elaborate, dude. People keep asking me.

That's good. Four and move on. People keep asking you what? People keep asking me, I mean, is KB going to have that? I'm like, yo, big paws easy. Yeah, exactly. Leave Zaz asking. You don't want KB to fuck you.

Yeah, that sucks. Three, Nick. Yep. Two, Turo. Oh. That actually feels worse. Yeah, that's way worse. That is way worse.

51. All right, who's got the next That is way worse. Pity one. All right, who's got the next question for Zod? I got one. You said the first person you came to was Carmen Electra. Who's the last person you came to? Oh, what a question. What a question.

Only fans, girl. I can even give you guys the only fans. Oh, yeah. You're not going to eat anything. Her name is Victoria Ray. Actually, go support her. Oh, I know Victoria Ray. Oh, my God.

Fatass. Look how red KB's face got, bro. What did your face get? That's also my favorite. Because she just showed up on my Reddit algorithm. He almost popped a vein, dude. His vein got so hard so fast. The blood started rushing from his head to his dick. I've never seen you that excited ever.

I'm not like, she's all right, but this was yesterday. It came up. It's clearly more than all right to you. Yeah, never seen you that excited ever. I'm not like, she's alright, but this was yesterday. It came up and... It's clearly more than alright to you. Yeah, dude. My God, dude. You turned into a cartoon character.

I've never seen Rihanna. Oh, wait, you know her? I'm not on any OnlyFans. You've met her too? I did see her. Pathetic, bro. Stop talking about Zaha like that. Yeah, dude, that's...

We should start doing like an anonymous... I you came to and see whenever we match up. Yeah, that would be cool. It's like when girls sink their periods. Yeah, right. Like everyone has to text Che every time they jerk off. But when Che and Justin Long have the same girl, it's going to be badly fucked. So at Victoria Ray on OnlyFans. Oh, never mind. Oh, okay. So, at Victoria Ray on OnlyFans. Oh, never mind.

Wait, what? No, mine was Valerie K. Never mind. Okay, I'm going to check her out tonight. At Victoria Ray on OnlyFans. Check her out. I'm trying to get her on OnlyStans. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

This should help. Anybody got questions? Oh, Zah. Good taste. Zah, I got a question. Who's your office? He has Zah. Good taste. Zah, I got a question. Who's your office? No, that's not her. Less of that.

Victoria Dot Ray. On OnlyFans, not on... It's her Twitter or Instagram. I don't deal with that. Zah, my question is... I have one for you, too. My question is, who's your office crush, Zaha? Who's your office crush?

I have the warhead. You've got to eat a warhead. You've got to eat one. You could just say it. All right, warhead. Yeah, warhead. Okay. I just had to get something to make him eat a warhead.

Oh, you saved the fork. I mean, I'll eat it like that. Yeah, yeah. Let's stick with that. What's the thing that bothers you the most about troops? Or you could eat a warhead.

He's going to answer it. He's got so many things. You asked the most. You're going through the whole list of things that bother you. I mean, we work with each other. We live with each other. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding.

I love him. I love him. But? So? It's not him. Well, then you have to eat the warhead. No, it's in relation to him. Does that work?

Okay, that works. Yeah, we'll hear it. So now every time I'm on the street, it's, yo, Zah, what's troop? It's like the whole, what's troop? Where's troops? I mean, I'm my own person. He doesn't take the time out to actually hype you up as a personality. He's more self-centered when you guys do content together.

Why are you mousetrapping me like that I'm high and I'm drunk Now this is going to be I love him That's the one thing He's changed my life though Let me put that on record Now black people know me

One of three people in here That can say that No I'm kidding I need that You're a You love women You love the shape And look of them

If you didn't If you were a gay man What traits would you look for In a partner Less of that Nope You better eat one More head

More head Pause Oh man Oh goodness You could avoid it pretty easily. It's the cock. It's the cock. It's the cock.

Always the cock. Second answer, fat ass. He doesn't want that on tape, just the way that you didn't want to. Which two Barstool employees were you most shocked to find out had sex? Jesus Christ. Don't answer this. Don't do it. I am. I am. I am. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Marty Mush and Rhea. I think you Don't answer this Don't do it Yeah yeah Don't answer this

I am I am Oh yeah Oh my god Party motion real Oh Oh Oh

Actually good answer Breaking Breaking No one knew they did that Just knew they were together That's actually Yeah Premarital

It's out now My first No What Say it Brandon what's your question? Mine was KB and Tech Guy Andrew. We didn't fuck.

He has cauliflower ear too. We just were like. But it wasn't. It's not on his ear though. He's got cauliflower tip. Any more questions? Brandon, give him one. Last question, Brandon.

Sash has a Sash on Sash too. We all had to ask a question? Yeah. This one I'm very curious. Oh, you didn't know either. I didn't think it was. Just give ask a question? This one I'm very curious. You didn't know either. I didn't think it was a – Just give him a question. You also don't have to.

Okay, I'd like not to. No, no, you have to. You have to, Brandon. Stop being high. You can ask him an easy one. Owen's running things. Which barstool employee outside of the Yak is your least favorite? Second least favorite.

It doesn't have to be outside of the Yak. Or third. Let's do third least favorite. Oh. Second least favorite. Doesn't have to be outside of the Yak. Or third. Let's do third least favorite. Past or present? No, it has to be present. Present? Can I tell you my least favorite? Yeah, yeah, you can.

Past and present? You guys know my least favorite. Past and present. Oh, no, it can't be. It's Chano's. Oh, yeah. Schnitt? Resnick.

Resnick. No, no, it can't be Resnick. Current. It can't be Resnick. Past or present. No, current. Current.. Current. It can't be Resnick. Pastel present. No, current. Current. The worst.

It can't be Chinette. Or you can eat the Warheads. I'm too high to think. Yeah, I'll do Warheads. Yeah, all right, all right. That's way too many to go. I would tell you, but I'm just too high to think. Here's two Warheads.

I'll put it in. If you were CEO, how do you free up cap space? Who's the first person? You let go. He makes too much money. Fair. Clear it up. No, you're right.

That frees up so much cash. It would. You could sign a lot of people. They trade him rest of my time. You say Dan? Yeah. Imagine that. Just like, yeah, Big Cat got fired.

Yeah. You're going to hire a bunch of people now. I'm trying to go home, so that's why I'm trying to get him fired. I get it, yeah. Here we go. The company collapses. I think there's a couple more on the wheel. Okay, yeah, let's go back to the wheel.

Good job, Za. Good job. Thank you, Za. Bearing your soul with us. You can sip your Four Loko, Zaz. I've been sipping mine the whole time. I haven't seen yours. Oh, and Za, if you needed a second one.

Oh, God. Sound of that opening. Actually you have it ready I guess. I got to record this afternoon. They're going to hate me but whatever.

They're going to love you. They're going to love you. Are any more of these with a partner? Big Tecto is. Locomotives 101.

This was just going to be we all drank four locos while you showed us a train simulator. Oh, okay. I like that. If you want to just put us on to some train facts or really anything. Good train video. TJ's got a video game we could play.

Could I do flight instead? Yes. TJ, if you can Google Cat Strader. I would like that. I would like to drink a flight of Cooler Lose. No, YouTube. Cat Strader. C-A-T-S-T-R-A-T-O-R.

He's one of them that I watch. He goes through. He pretty much flies. He does pretty much all the Boeings and all the Airbuses. And if you watch him enough from start to finish you can pretty much fly a plane and that's who i can you kind of explain it to us like we're five while we all uh drink the four locos yeah so uh right at the right at the beginning you know you gotta ask my guy vinny by the way we're gonna got to – What's that? This guy right here. He helps us. Cool. Yeah, he's cool.

Aviators. But, yeah, no. On the ground, of course, the plane, the plane's at its whole thing. You've got to talk to the – Nobody else is sitting. I'm way too high to be talking. No, no, you have to, Zaha. You have to.

And how do they back up the planes? How do they pull? Is there a reverse? Do they push them? Nah, nah. So the engines, the engines, you can't actually reverse. They get pushed by the fucking truck at the bottom. They get pushed, not pulled?

No. By the truck at the bottom. So that's the thing. So he's setting out the flight path, pretty much. That's the FPU. You type in where you're going. That looks dated. You know what the funny thing is?

The majority of the planes, well, the newer ones now use the iPad, but the majority of the ones you're flying in is still that. Really? Like 2022. Let's see the takeoff. What happens if the iPad goes down? You actually use iPads? Yeah, iPads break all the time.

So, I mean, you just need something that runs the software. Can you go to a hardware if the software doesn't work? What did you say? Can you use the controls if the iPad goes down? So in my controlled environment, the iPad always works. It never gives out, so I only know the situation when the iPad always works. But, yeah, that's pretty much the route that they're flying. You get your no-fly zones.

Like, for example, ain't no planes allowed to fly over us here in Manhattan. Oh, yeah. Is that a new rule? Yeah, since 9-11. LaGuardia always does like three laps. Sideways. So annoying. LaGuardia, because of where it's at.

You think you're're there and then you're doing three circles. Because of where it's at and because of the no-fly zone over Manhattan. LaGuardia LaGuardia landing is usually the side-on cross landing. So if you fly into LaGuardia, majority of the time, your

approach is going to be sideways. Toughest. One of the tougher airports too. What's the toughest? I've been very vocal about my fear of flying as has Zass a little bit. I'm not as scared anymore as I used to be. Because you did a lot of research. So did Zaw, but you're still very afraid. Petrified. I have to fly down

to it. I've been thinking about this all week. We have to go stream at Dave's house on Saturday. I'm praying that... It's canceled? It's a hurricane. that it gets canceled. Because the hurricane, it's going to be, yeah, it's stopping. Yeah, you're right. You're going to have to fly through the hurricane.

It's not going to be great. They'll wait until the eye is over the airport so you can go right down. And they just fucking, they go over. It's like, I'll pay $100 more for the gas. They literally go the shortest route right through it. Like, all right, I'll pay $100 more to go gas. They literally go the shortest route right through it. Like, all right, I'll pay $100 more to go around, but whatever. I think it would be like $70,000 more. How much does it cost to fill up an airport?

A lot of jet lag. He's saying he'll pay his part of the $70. He'll pay your part. When I was a little kid, you know how they make you turn off all electronics? I thought it was because I could literally control the plane through my Game Boy. Why do they make you do it? I was a stupid a stupid little kid. The woman next to me on the flight back from New Orleans didn't go on airplane mode,

and I was going to say something. Yeah, that shit always pisses me off. It won't bring it. It just messes with the frequency. I don't want that. You'll hear the buzz. You won't hear it. It's the pilots trying to communicate with it.

I would rather. Oh, I never turn my phone off. Same, never. You don't turn it on airplane mode? Ever. Great. I never knew that. I was always looking for it. You don't turn it on airplane mode? Ever. Great. I never knew that. I was always looking for it.

You don't either, Kyle? I didn't know that was mandatory. Oh, really? I do it every time. I get the Wi-Fi before the plane takes off. I turn it on airplane mode when I'm in the airport. Frequencies. No, there's no frequencies.

I think they just want you paying attention. I want to get texts. Exactly. I want to get my scores the minute that we're low enough to get cell service. You're still afraid of flying after all that, though? I feel like that was the biggest thing that helped me. The feeling. There was one time Zah was live tweeting what he thought.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You thought you were going down. It was so fucking funny. It's on record. I don't think I saw that. It was like 70 tweets. Yeah. So many tweets.

On the Zimbabwe documentary. So you guys were dumping oil, right? Or gas? That was in South Africa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you have to burn it. You have to burn it and all that nonsense. It's petrifying.

But on actual camera, on the Zimbabwe documentary, we went right over a waterfall, and weather gets fucked up, and mountains, and all that nonsense. In the chopper, I was crying. I was shitting my pants on things. It's not even funny. It's funny to watch, but... Funny, yeah. No, that shit is not funny.

It's terrifying. It is. No, does it not come for you at all that no commercial planes crash? It's so rare. We're due. Words are cheap. Thank you. Fix how my gut feels.

Yeah, yeah. Fix how my gut feels, then I'll trust you. Just get my boy some Xanax, then. Yeah. Dude, that's what cured me. Xanax? No, I don't even have to take Ativan anymore because I took it so many times. I took it like a bunch while flying, and then eventually I was like, I'm comfortable.

And now I don't even need it because I'm like, oh, I was comfortable then. Why can't I be comfortable now? I'm scared. The drugs, I'm scared. Do you just chill on planes? I still don't like it. I don't like when I get on an old one. Like no screens in the back.

It feels old, rickety. Yeah. I still get like anxious, but like not near, like it used to be like I would be like grabbing onto people next to me when we were taking off. Yeah. I still get like anxious but like not near like it used to be like I would be like grabbing onto people next to me when we were taking off. Yeah. I was so scared.

Okay. What do we got? Two more on the wheel? Yeah. They're all for the click to the slip and slide was the big deal. The slip and slide

was worth the price of admission. Thank you Zah for teaching us about locomotives. Thank you. Beautiful. Airplanesanes Interesting as hell

Like I learned something Throwing off the locomotive Where did Brendan go? He's dead He's so high He's so gone He's high and he's drunk He almost threw up his lung when he took the hit

He's sick too He loves this shit though He loves weed Alright Mr. and Mrs. Impossible Alright so hand up He loves this shit, though. He loves weed. All right. Mr. and Mrs. Impossible. All right. So hand up. I fully thought the animated series was called The Impossibles.

Okay. Impossible or The Incredibles? I wrote this in the middle of the night. In my head the entire time, that movie was The Impossibles. Okay. So just pretend that. Yeah. Okay.

I like that. Pretend that. Look at that mindset. the impossibles okay so just pretend that yeah okay i like that and that uh mindset and uh yeah based off that uh zai you have the just the nicest ass of anybody i know so that reminded me of mrs impossible okay which is okay okay okay so your miss is impossible i'd like you to appoint a mr impossible they have to do the first uh 10 to 15 impossible quiz questions with help from the chat. Okay. And if they don't get it, they have to sing a karaoke version of Impossible by James Arthur

while eating the two impossible Whoppers. Ooh. You're perking up there. I want to win this one. If they do a good job, I'd like you to twerk. In here? Yeah. Karaoke.

I would rather. I heard you say piano man. Yeah! Let's go, Sassy. It will be an honor. Owen said chat. I'm afraid chat will look up the answers to this quiz. I think you should have Stephen

Che. What is it? So this is for the Incredibles? I like Stephen. Stephen, do it. I'm afraid chat will look up the answers. Maybe Steven Che helps. Yeah. Okay. This is the Incredibles.

No chat, but Steven helps. It's Sass and Zah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, those headphones. I like that. They don't work? Jeez.

And then what happens if they don't get them? They have to sing karaoke for us. While eating an Impossible Burger. Yeah. We just laugh at them. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Impossible Burgers are good, dude. Are they? They're good. I haven't had one. I got two. I'm going to try one Impossible burger. Yeah, we just laugh at them. Okay. The Impossible

burgers are good, dude. Are they? They're good. I haven't had one. I got two. I'm going to try one as well.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry. The ass went around like a And Alan, you're talking about the Impossible quiz, like the popular

games? Yeah. Everything is impossible except for the main part about his ass that I was thinking about for most

of the time. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I was cutting something. Am I answering trivia questions? You're helping Sass cutting something. Am I answering trivia questions? You're helping Sasson's out. Can I do two songs?

Because I have two go-tos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on my mood. Yeah, you can. Of course. Okay. Get up, stand up. Impossible quiz.

All right, so you got ten questions. If you've never played this, this will be... What is Chase? Is it impossible? Yep. You got ten questions, but there's three strikes, and there's three of you. All right, so you get ten questions. If you've ever played this, this will be... Is it impossible? You got ten questions, but there's three strikes, and there's three of you. All right, so you get three strikes.

Three lifelines. You guys can call on someone else in here. How's everybody doing on their loco? About half struggling. You guys pounding? A little more than half. Right. How many holes in a polo? Oh, this is pretty easy.

Wait, what? Like the shirt? You got to figure it out here. A polo. Neck hole, two arms, bottom hole. Wait, a polo shirt or? First question. Oh, two.

Wait, is it two? The word? Yeah, do two. Oh, boy. It's definitely two. Sass is doing this with you, Zah. Three, right? No, because I bet it's the word.

Because the top one, is that a hole? That would be three. Arms. Well, what about the bottom one? I would say the arms arms trick quiz right like that yeah yeah I'll say definitely the word okay although if I had to get oh okay okay okay I like that I like that let's go two let's go two well then wait wouldn't there be three wrong there'd be three if you want to put the word, no? Yeah, it's three Oh shit, three God damn it Alright, three What? A polo

Alright, maybe we try four? Four or one The shirt has A polo There's a hole in an A There's no quotes around Oh yeah But that wouldn't be possible

Because that's Oh yeah, four, do four Oh I would give one life left Four, four Four, four Yeah We should give one life left. Four. Yeah! We should have two lives left, though.

We didn't pick two. Can you refresh and have us start again with two lives? Can I matchbox? Start again. You guys got your room? Every time they miss, we have to drink four loco. I love that. At Honda, I am gonna be so Wait, every time they miss, we have to drink for Loco. I like that name. I love that. I love that.

At Honda, I am going to be so wavy on these. None of you have ever played this game? Sorry, quick plug, by the way. This is a classic, like, Addicting Games miniclip era game. Yeah, I'm too young. I thought this was going to be, like, scratching the brain for you guys. No, yeah, this is right up my alley. Can I plug something real quick? Yeah, you try to plug something.

Question 200 in computer class. Cucked by the boobs. Next month is also dwarfism awareness month. Since I have it, instead of buying t-shirts, everyone make sure you follow at the midget Zimbo on TikTok. There we go. That's right. Cucked by the boobs.

That's TikTok. Close off. Cucked by the boobs. It's informative and entertaining. All right. Four's ticked off. All those off. Cucked by the boobs. It's informative and entertaining. All right, four. How many people listen to A-Polo? Four. Okay.

Can it match? Oh, I like the cheeky one. But a can. But a tin can. I like that one. I like that one. Yeah, bottom right corner, the Mike Tyson one. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, everybody else. All right. Can I match? Wait, hold on. Can I match box? TJ should be able to help. Yes. If it's wrong, we drink.

But if he runs out of lives, he. What is Che doing? He's trying to help. He's helping. Match box tin can. Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, bottom left. Match box tin can. Yes, yes, yeah. Actually, bottom left.

Matchbox10 can. Yes, yes, yes. What? Yeah. Damn. Answer this question backwards. Probably KO. No.

No. Okay, okay. It's got to be KO because it's okay, right? I think he was adamant. We got to have Sasson, Che, and Zod do it. Yeah, you're right. I think you're right. I think it's KO. Because the question's written backwards,

and then okay would be the natural response, which is written backwards. But the K isn't backwards. No, you're right. You're right. No, no, top left. Top left. Oh, no, no, it's not that,

because the K isn't backwards. Neither is the question. None of the letters are backwards. The letters are. All right, yeah. I'm wrong the K isn't backwards. Neither is the question. None of the letters are backwards. None of the letters are. All right, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Okay. Click the answer.

What the fuck? Out of order, out of order, out of order. Uh-oh. Do we need to worry about... Out of order. Out of order. Hey, what are you thinking? Maybe just click the answer.

I'm trying to decipher if there's like a typo. You click the actual... Oh! Oh! Sass! Wait, wait, wait. Oh, fuck. Oh, no!

Okay, go around. Go to the right. Next question. Oh, Sassy's in a groove. Oh! Oh, okay. They're root of onions. They're root of onions.

Shallots. They're smaller onions. Yeah. There we go. All right. Bam! You guys are on fire! Yes, Jay.

Infinity, right? No, no, answer. Answer big. Wait. Answer big. The top left, I think. Yeah. Yeah, click big.

What? The answer is really big. Top left. Oh, wait, no, no. I think the answer is top right. Oh, wait, no. Really What? The answer is really big. I bet if you click big. Oh, wait, no, no, no. I think the answer is top right. Oh, wait, no. Really big is the answer. No, really big is the answer.

You're right. You're right. Really big is the answer. What the? Oh, go up. Go up. I bet it's big. Same trick twice?

No. No, it wouldn't do the same trick. So answer, then, is going to be my. Oh, no. Both of these two other things are really big. What is that? It's an infinity sign. It's definitely not an infinity sign. I would think it is because an elephant

size is somewhat undefined. What if it's a baby elephant? That's not that big. It's true. Good point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's an elephant. We know how big infinity is. We. We know how big infinity is. We don't know how big infinity is. We know how big you are.

Infinity is the only thing we don't know. It's just quantity. Elephant can't be defined, but infinity can. Well, as far as this question, I think that's correct. I would go with elephant. Let's go elephant. Why? I don't get that.

Yeah. What the fuck? Thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. All right, question eight. You guys got to get to ten, and you don't get that. What the fuck? Alright, question eight. You guys gotta get to ten and you don't have to sing. I wanna beat this, though. I don't understand this question.

Search! Search big. Alright, there we go. Find it. Yeah, boom. What was the answer to question two? Question two. Oh, Jesus. The tin can was the first question. It's the answer to question two? Question two. Oh, Jesus.

Mike, the tin can was the first question. It's the second question. Oh, wasn't. The first question was the, what's it called, one? Well, we started over. It was four. Remember? We started over.

Hold on. It goes from one to two. Where does it start? Oh, the first question was the answer was four. Remember? It was the polo one. Wait, but we started over. Did we not? Yeah, but question was the answer was four. Remember, it was the polo one. Wait, but we started over, did we not? Yeah, but where was the same?

How many holes? And then Mike Tyson. Oh, so there's a Mike Tyson one. Then it was bottom left because it was Tin Can. No, it was Tin... Tin Can was bottom left. Yeah, but don't click bottom left because the arrows. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Well, we get two chances, right? One. I see a bottom left Bottom left Top left What about the arrow No I think it's bottom right

I think it's top Right Why bottom right The answer of question two Was the bottom left It was 10 Look at the arrows Yeah

So Look at the arrows The arrows But we have two chances on this right No We have one It's top left Oh we do

It has to be. Okay. Yeah, so then I vote top left. Wait, why is it? Oh, yeah, that is not top left. Fuck, this is so confusing. The arrow goes to the left. Oh, it's bottom left.

Don't you think because the arrows are there, that means it can't be any of those because the arrows weren't there on the original question? Jesus. This is impossible. Top right is saying that one pointing to the bottom left. I'm saying you follow the arrow, so it's top left. Should everybody vote?

Should everybody vote what their vote is? Actually, top right. Wait, no. No. Top left. I'm having a lot of fun. This is great. I'm frustrated beyond belief.

If the hand was bottom left, then it's pointing up. It says that. I think it's top left as well, KB. Top left. Try it. Try it. I think it's top right. Why? Because it's pointing at the bottom left, then it's pointing up. I think it's top left as well, KB. Top left. Try it. I think it's top right. Why? Because it's pointing at the bottom left. That's what Tim

came up with. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is tough. Top right. I think it's going to be... Thank you, TJ. Holy shit, ripped the band-aid off. That felt nice. Top right. Choose food. Mouth? No, no, no. Choose is food. Choose. Hand? Is it the hand. Choose food. Mouth? No, no, no. I choose his food.

Choose. Hand? Is it the hand? Choose food. Choose food. Choose. Yeah, it's the teeth. It's the teeth.

Teeth with a hand. Oh! Wait, we have a skip? Oh, now you have a skip. Oh, nice. We already won. No, I changed the rules. It's 20.

What? Yeah, it's question 20, actually. What falls December 7th? Question mark. I think a question mark. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And 42 doors.

Yeah, what the fuck? I didn't mean for that question to be a question mark. What the fuck? Sorry about that. Not during their month. It's got to be a question mark right yeah i mean both are right but if they're oh that's so so lame drink yeah guys i want to beat this wait all right so keep going you can just get all the answers right now. We get back to the same spot, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys want to try and speed run it?

All right. Go. All right. Four. Remember him? Yeah. Four. Ten.

Okay. Steady. Steady. Yay. Yay. Fake gamer. Fake gamer. Loco talking.

Shallots. Loco's talking. An elephant. This dude's Loco'd. Shalit. Loco's talking. An elephant. This dude's locoed up back there. Okay. You were swift with that choose food, Nick. That was Roan that did it. I don't know.

It's got to be December 3rd, right? Wait a minute. Guys, are we playing together now? Yeah. Yeah. No. What's the 142 doors? Is it N?

Wait, so we... December 2nd? What did we click last time? Question mark. Question mark. Can we click on the actual question mark? No. 140 doors.

What could that mean? You have to look at follows. The N is after two. TJ, hover over the question mark again. Did the cursor change at all? No. No, no, no. Fuck.

What follows December 2nd? It's not left. He's right here. That's us gone. Why would 142 dwarves be an option? Yeah, that's what I'm asking too. Should we just try it? Oh, that's what they want you to do.

What is N? That's the obvious answer. that's what they want you to do. What is N? That's the obvious answer. That's what I was thinking too. N's throwing me off more than the dwarves thing. I get what follows. So follows could be before or after. Could 2ND be something different than what we're thinking of? Tuned?

Or Z or something like that? Or is it Write It Funny? What follows December? It's got to be one of the two. Or it could be literal. Yeah, it could just be literal with us. Should we try December 3rd? Are we overthinking it?

No, I don't like it. I like the N. I like the N. I like the N. I hate the N. I hate the N. How do we hate N? Why do we hate N? Why do we hate N?

What does it mean? Why would be N? Two, and then the N is after second. But that's not. Yeah, that's not. Okay, all right. All right, the dude is December 3rd. Wait.

Fuck. Oh. That's the N. Yeah, fuck. Why? Why? Why? It says December 2nd and N, D.

What? The N after the 2. That's a stretch. That's a stretch. Because welcome to the impossible quiz. But that's what they were doing there. Yeah, I guess. Right.

I'm not saying it's right or smart. All right, so wait. This one's probably just the word, the smallest. Oh, no. It's the dot of the I. Sass? Sass? Sass on one trick and he's like...

I know. Well, I mean, you gotta try it. You gotta try everything. Sass is confusing this with the possible quick. No, buddy, because if you hover over it, I mean, it'll tell you if it's... Yeah, we should just, like, put the cursor over everything and click. What sound is a bell? Tang.

Tang. Tang. Ting. Oh. Okay. That was... Yeah. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

A hole. A hole. Wait, wait. Fuck. You even walked these out. That's a classic. Confident. I walked these out. That's a classic riddle.

I wasn't saying that's the right. I was just talking. That's a classic riddle. You were so confident. What do you call it? Oh, no. TJ. Now we're lost.

We lost a life. Now we lost a life. Need as much as possible. We're not using skips. TJ, now we lost a life. All right, all right. Gypsies? Hand laughter.

Make it lighter. Torch would light it, maybe? Torch would make it lighter. Oh, yeah. It's not lit already. Canned laughter would lighten the mood. Oh, yeah. Canned laughter.

I think these get pretty nonsensical pretty quick. It's gypsies. Why is that? I like canned laughter. Gypsy's a slur. Lighter, it lightens the mood. Gypsy's a slur. Oh.

That was Ronespick. Yeah, canned laughter is a phrase. If he gets it wrong, it's Ronespick My gypsy's asleep. Oh. That was Roan's pick. Yeah, canned laughter is a phrase. If he gets it wrong, it's Roan's pick. I don't know, Big Cat is with this. I think it's gypsies. I think it's canned. I think it's gypsies. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. You can't laughter. Oh, Roan! You know, no. Roan! Obviously a torch. My gypsies. Told you.

It wasn't. Hey, Winnie. We got to start over. I'm done a torch. My gypsies. Told you. It wasn't. Hey, Winnie. We got to start over. I'm done with this. Get our lives back. Wait, so who has to drink? Horse. Yeah.

Okay. Oh. Hey, there we go. Seventh letter. A, B, C, D. All right. Wait. No, you got to go T-H-E-N.

Yeah. Oh, of the word alphabet or the alphabet? H-4-5-6. It's H. And it's also, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do whatever you're about to do. 17.

That's the question. Zass wants us to touch walrus. Just hit walrus. Wave over walrus. We're on the number of the question. 17th question. No, no, no, don't, don't, don't. 17, 17, 17.

Up top. Top left. Yeah. Good job, Nick. That was heavy walrus. Stop. Stop. Hammer time.

Yeah. Attaboy, Nicky. We're in the correct order. What? Color in the words correct order, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Blue, orange, green, green, yellow. Mm-hmm. What? Color in the words, correct order, maybe? Yeah, yeah, blue, orange, green, green, yellow. Mm-hmm.

Damn. All right, so this is it. Kyle got that, not me. This is it. If you get this, you don't have to sing. No, I didn't think that. You said color in the words. I was just saying. I didn't know that was a color.

That's what you told me to do. I didn't know that's what you were going with. Deal or no deal? I'd say no deal. No, no, no, no, no, no. Take your time on this one. What's sealed? This is for everything.

How many questions are on this? This one's big. 110. Shut up. All right, we're going to do this whole thing another time. Eventually, for sure. Yeah. This is the last question.

If you guys get this, you don't have to sit. We only have one life. I know. Let's click the skip. Oh, yeah. Click it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck that.

The skip. You're good. All right, boys. Trust me, it's impossible. Real quick. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh. Oh, plus one life.

Escape, escape. Be careful what you wish for. Hey, what just happened? You got that one. Wait, we got another skip. Hey, what just happened? You got that one. Wait, we got another skip. I would just do plus skip. Plus one life. Wait, let's just do...

Oh, sass. All right. Save changes. How many you got? Two, you all. I'm doing really hard on Bran. Give one to him. No, no, no.

Wait, what? Wait, Bran was right? What the fuck? How did you get that? Oh, and did you want this? No. Yeah, it's all, Bran was right? What the fuck? How did you get that? Oh, and did you want this? No. Yeah, it's all you. I'm taking a bite and I'm throwing it back.

What is this? What is this? Jesus, this is a burger. Roy B. Jiv? What were the colors we did? Reggie Biv. Oh, it was Boggy, right? It was Boggy?

Yeah. That's not Reggie Biv, though. No, I know. You're missing something. Red. Oh, yeah, Boggy, right? It was Boggy? Yeah. That's not Reggie Biv, though. No, I know. You're missing something. Red. Oh, yeah, yellow. TJ knows. Orange.

Missing orange. We're missing orange. And? I thought you were going to throw. Oh, Indigo type shit? Biv. Violet? Green.

Oh! How's the Impossible Burger, by the way? How do you kill a werewolf? Clitbang? It's vegan. Clitbang? Kind of like that. Owen?

Yeah, I'll take a bite. Thanks. Pass that around that way. It's just good. What's Clitbang? Oh, that tastes like a burger. Yeah. Tastes like a Burger King burger, too. No, I picked it out. I said vegan. It's vegan, What's clit bang? Oh that tastes like a burger Yeah If you don't know brother

It tastes like a Burger King burger too No I picked it out I said vegan It's vegan right? Yeah I'm allergic to it What? You're allergic to vegan?

Isn't it impossible Burger just beats Also while they're thinking If you guys are just sitting there Make sure you smash a like On the stream It's very important Yes

Let's get the algorithm going Free of charge my people For me, please. Smash a like. Anyone seeing this. I'm still a little lost at the I'm allergic part. Yeah, what do you mean? You're active vegan all the way in the burger.

Also, how many TikTok followers do you have? Shoe polish. 68. All right. 100, we will give away. Shoe polish. 69. Yeah.. 100, we will give away. Shoe polish. 69. Yeah!

We'll do a giveaway at 100. There we go. Yep, we'll do a giveaway at 100. Let's get Zadu at 100. At the major Zumba. Come on, my people. Which of these places? Come on, my people.

These names doesn't exist. Blubber Houses, Arse Facey, Bitchfield, A101. Oh, I didn't even see Brown Willie. What about A101? Twat exists. Oh, A101. No. Wait, no.

What's on the A101? Bitchfield. Yeah, Bitchfield. Yeah, yeah. That doesn't exist. Bitchfield doesn't exist because he went on A101 and didn't light up. Oh, no. Wait. A3. Fuck't light up. Oh, no, wait.

A3. Fuck. I will. Shit. Bitchfield. Oh, it's one life. Fuck, no. Do it.

Zod. Rip it off. Rip it. No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. We can't go like this. Wait, wait, wait.

TK, go again. Actually, wait. Go brown whatever. Brown whatever. Go with that one. Brown Willie? You're going brown Willie? So real. That. That because Brown whatever. Go with that one. Brown Willie? You're going brown Willie? So real.

That because the sign. Wait, hold on, hold on. Go bitch wherever. Go, go, go those. Shit, the arrow doesn't point for those two. Oh, only the arrow points towards. That arrow doesn't point those two. That one doesn't do it.

That's what I was thinking. Place names doesn't exist. They all do. They're all there. Okay. All right. The last thing was going to be pick-tack-toe on Jerry's back

using razors. I don't think he's here. It's going to be pick-tack-toe. Well, let's just go to we end. Jerry owes us that. Yeah. I hope you've been paying attention to the question numbers.

Go to 28. Is that what we were on? Oh, shit. Whoa. Whoa. It was the highest one, so. What town is this? It's a cupcake doing ballet.

Berry cake? That does not say town. Town. What? Yeah. Oh, I was. You got town on the phone. Where are you calling town from?

I was thinking of Blake Live. What is going down? They gonna Blake live. What is This a bun dance maybe what's cool? Oh, yeah? This is artist wait kids were doing this I don't remember this at all The only thing that I ever did those similar was the one I was like don't press the red button Yeah, I came just play the helicopter game in Kitten Cannon. Helicopter was fire. Kitten Cannon as well. Thanks, bro. Curveball game. I remember that.

Whoa! Oh. Steady. Go for it! The loco got him. Fake gamer. Damn. Get the legs up, my people. We'll keep this in studio. Next time Jerry Z's in here, we'll just shave him. Owen, fantastic work.

What are these suits out here? I don't even want to walk out while they're out here. I want them to slip and slide. That guy's got to be a hockey player, right? Look at his hair. It's always wet. Yeah. Oh, he's a banker.

Let's see. How do the hockey guys keep their hair so wet? How doesn't it freeze? I don't know. I think it's grease. The dude from 90 Day Fiance used mayonnaise. You watch it?

Big Ed, yeah, you watch it? It's incredible. Reality TV. These guys. People, smash the like button. Thank you, Zah. Like on the stream at the Midget Zimba on TikTok. Follow Zah on TikTok.

Love it, love it. Thanks it Thanks Zaw you're the best You guys are the best you guys let me do this Thank you Walked out so long ago Outro Music Tune into the Brandon Walker Show, college football show tonight to see if Brandon's live. Hi. Oh, shit. Wait.

Keep the stream going. We didn't do the wheel. We didn't do the wheel. Put the headphones on. We didn't do the wheel. All right, Smith. Yeah, we did. We didn't do the regular wheel. We didn't do the regular wheel. Fuck, Smith. Yeah, we did. We didn't do the regular wheel.

We didn't do the regular wheel. Fuck. This could be horrible. Shit, are we live again? Yes. We are. I was about to start saying stuff I shouldn't have. We're already loopy off of two symptoms. We're looking wasted.

We're lit. We're lit. We're lit. We're so strong. I can't taste it. That would have been so funny. Good catch, Chad. I know. I'm assuming you guys had. Good catch, Chad. I know.

I'm assuming you guys had them before you were like... All right. Bye. Yeah. What was that like? I should drive. Actually, I'm... Well, we...

Nobody... It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Good catch, everybody. Good catch. Bye.