The Yak - Oz Pearlman Blows All Of Our Minds | The Yak 11-8-22

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa. My sweater on. Bass about to take his shirt off. My vest on. Ugly Sweater Day. 20% off the whole store. You say we got any promos?

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And these, the Yak ones, come with built-in Spanx inside of them. Yeah. So you're very snug. I had some mixed reactions to the Spanx. I feel like there was some fat boys that thought I was being a... I guess I wouldn't be a race traitor, but whatever that would be for being fat. Kind of like a house fat.

They're fat fat. You're at a fat where you can benefit from that. Right. They can't. You can go from community to community. Irredeemable fat. You're skinny baiting. Yeah. Big problem right now in society. People are going to be like, damn, that guy's skinny.

Take off the thing. You're no different than Nadeau. You're catfishing. Always said that. It is true. Nadeau. The goat. He had Sammy the Bull on.

Did you see all his fucking picks yesterday? He was close to exact scores. Yeah, it was crazy. He really knows college basketball exact scores. Yeah, it was crazy. He really knows college basketball and football. Yeah, he knows that shit. I don't know how he knows it so good, too. College basketball, there's so many teams.

There's like 350. There's a lot to know. At one point last night, there was 113 games live. Games? Not even just teams playing? Games. Games. I bet them all. That not even just teams playing games yeah that's too bad i'm all 26 teams playing so many games i love it you agree with his take that if you're in a like a power five conference you're bad or horrible if you don't make march madness well i mean with the resources yeah i can see where that argument he was getting shit for that i kind of the only

problem with that is you're also playing teams with the same resources. So you're fighting a different battle than everybody else is fighting. Yeah. So – But you're more of a football guy. Yeah, you don't really – I'm a big college basketball guy. But you're more of a football guy.

And you're not even a very good football guy. I'm a great football guy. You keep still thinking Saban. Oh, I'm sorry for believing in Alabama. That was my one big problem. Saban, Saban, Saban. Saban, you're wearing a Dolphin shirt. That's what's happening right now.

I love that. It's a good shirt. It's a best-selling one, too, I think. Yeah, we were one short, so I brought it into the booth, but then TJ gave his to Zaza, so I do have a yak large. That one is sick. The raw dogging one is sick. What is TJ wearing?

I think he's wearing his uniform. My Yak uniform. I mean, my dozen uniform. Are you playing tonight? We were supposed to, but Patty has a fight in December now, so he's not in this side of the country. Yeah, Yak, tonight, if you haven't bought tickets, I think there's still a few available in New York City.

Just pull up. Stassi will be there. Experts are playing. You're in New York. You can make it. We're smocking. Terminal 5. You can make it. Terminal 5. You can make it if you're in where?

Where's Terminal 5? 56th. Maryland. Maryland can make it. They're in the tri-states. 56th in what? It's like over by the river. Delaware can still make it. Delaware can make it.

It's in the kitchen? I don't know if Delaware can make it, guys. Delaware can make it. Penn's in the kitchen? Right in the middle of the kitchen. I don't know if Delaware can make it, guys. Delaware can make it. Delaware's only three hours. You've never driven anywhere. Penn Station, quick train ride. If there's a misogynistic guy out there, he's like, I'll never live in Hell's Kitchen. You won't catch me in the kitchen.

I think it would be more homophobic. Oh, is it gay there? Oh, yeah. Oh, buddy. Yeah. Damn, Hell's Kitchen is such a cool name. It is. It is.

You guys Guys love complaining about it though Like dude I hate walking by Like gay people staring at me Yeah right I solely said that He did say that

Dude that's not a burden No he didn't say that Why is it Hell's Kitchen Just cause it's hot I don't know Cause it was the worst neighborhood I think It is It is the worst place ever

Because of the gays No I think it's just It's place ever. Because of the gays? No, I think it's just so close to Times Square. You got to change. I lived there for like five or six years. You made it seem like you don't like gay people, Seth. He doesn't. Well, there's that, and then there's the Times Square part. You don't like them.

You don't like them like them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have crushes on them. No, not one. No. And whoever said that, you're wrong. We look dope in these sweatshirts. Yeah.

We look very in sync. Oh, right now. We're on sale in the Barstool store now. Go get a Yak one. There's a bunch available. Go get them now. Wow. What a promo.

That was a good video. I hear that again. Do you have a black eye? Ugly sweaters are on sale in the barstool store now. Go get a yak one. I'm trying to think of what I was doing the night before that. Were you getting your brain sucked out by a succubus? It's just the lighting made me look really sick.

I thought you looked normal. It's like a vampire got their hands on you. That ain't you. That's not what I look like. That's a green man. It's normal you. We pulled the Pantone of his flesh. I look green.

Yeah. Don't share that video, please. That's what the sweatshirts are. It's the same Pantone. He doesn't want that video shared. The video doesn't, it was, it more, it bothered me last night a lot more than it bothered me now. Nice.

Both. Yeah. I don't really care anymore. Oh, look at that. That's blogging you. You're a mean one. Little size. The eyes, it's like, it's likeging you. You're a mean one. Little size. The eyes.

It's like Pete Davidson eyes. Yeah, what happened? I have no idea. I must have been tired. Oh, shit. You do look like you have a black eye, your right eye. It's the lighting. It's swollen, too.

Yeah, it's bigger. Bigger. Oh. Wow. You're sleepy as fuck, dude. I have a big old cold sore too please please buy a ugly christmas sweater for 20 off today he's making those sweaters look pretty yeah ask him go to the hospital and see what's wrong with him no i like i was like i like went to bed early last night

after watching that video just i was like i gotta start sleeping more eating greens yeah yeah i was worried i had a celsius today instead of a red bull what's celsius it's like a it's like a healthier version of red bull really it's still red bull it's like 300 milligrams of caffeine but it's like filled with vitamins okay it says it like speeds your metabolism yeah you're making the changes you need i I am, yeah. That's big. No, that was like, I was like, I don't want my parents to see that. They're going to be like worried about me. All right, so don't tweet that video.

My parents wouldn't, the whole world could tweet it. They're not going to see it. I'm going to send them just a printed out picture to your house. Ugly Swimmers are on sale in the Barstool store now. Go get a Yak one. There's a bunch available. Go get them now. Oh shit, you know my circle's a cheerio, but one of my day ones

is turning 21 today. Nick Olsen. He got a small circle. Everybody knows that about him. That's how he likes it. Is it a cheerio? Circle's a cheerio. One of my day ones is turning 21. It's Nick Olsen's birthday.

Salt Lake City. He's trying to get early. What the fuck? You've been grooming this kid? He's a day one barstool boy of mine. So you were grooming him? You were grooming him? Yeah, I started.

It's only been four years. 17? No, yeah, 17. All right, fuck it. Now I look bad. I tried to make it organic. He asked me for a four years. No, 17. No. Yeah, 17. All right, fuck it. Now I look bad. I try to make it organic. He asked me for a shout out. No, you didn't.

It was the least organic thing you've ever done. He's not my day one, but it is his birthday. No, my circle's a cheerio. He's trying to get booze in Salt Lake City. Nothing's open. If anyone runs a speakeasy in the area. Hit him up. Hit him up.

Can you not even buy alcohol during the day there? It's just a lot more strict. Is he a Mormon? He said he's trying to get fucked up, so no. Do Mormons not drink at all? There's Mormon kids that... You better thank me for that. Is it weird being a person in Utah that's not a Mormon?

It's got to be. Yeah, it has to be. Well, there's a lot of witches. There's a lot of witches. I, there's a lot of witches. There's a lot of witches. I think there's a lot of non-Mormon cities. Like Ogden's not Mormon at all. Yeah, it is.

Not as Mormon as like- Old Metro area. You go down to St. George, different story. I think Ogden's out of it, isn't it? I don't know. You're in your trivia mode. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

Your brain is firing right now with geography. Well, we brought it up. Yeah. Give us a couple others. Other what? Utah. There ain't many. Logan.

Yeah. Keep going. Taylor, West Valley City, West Jordan. Oh. Moab Park City. It's like a symphony. Durham. Layton.

I could just listen. We should actually make like an album of KB just listing cities names Off the top of the state So another state, Iowa Davenport, Dubuque, Des Moines Cedar Rapids Wait I'm sorry

Coralville Cedar Falls and Cedar Rapids What is this? I mean, this mic stand is fucking insane. Why is it so long? How come your guys' is all so short? It's because over time, you and Francis broke it, and they had to replace it.

I do have extra space over here. If you break this one, maybe they'll get a new one that's shorter. An unnamed tech guy said that. We should definitely do this one. Unnamed tech guy? Not that one. Sounds like you said his name. Nick, where the fuck have you been? H, the H.

Damn. Yeah. There was only one seat left on the plane Kyle got, so I had to wait an extra day. Well, I went out of my way to find that flight. Yeah, he had to get back to the city. You stayed in H-Town for a whole extra day? Yeah. You called it the worst city in America? I did.

No, it's bad. It's down there with Orlando. There's no Orlando. Orlando's cool. What? Chili's? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. In Orlando, I like the thrills, but other than that, no. Have you been to the Chili's in the airport in Orlando? I've been to the Chili's? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Orlando, I mean, if you like the... I like the thrills, but other than that, no. Have you been to the Chili's in the airport in Orlando? I've been to the Chili's in the airport.

Escalator that goes up. Stairway to heaven. Does it go down? On the other side, yes. Okay. That'd be cool. It feels like it doesn't, because it's just one that goes directly up to the Chili's. I fuck with that.

I saw you guys do the video. Yeah. Hank and I were there in 2015, and we were getting food before a flight, and we asked the waitress, like, you know, pleasantries, and she's like, just living the dream. We're like, whoa. You don't hear that often at a Chili's in an airport. I think she meant it, too. Yeah, that's why, like, this place has got something special.

Why? What's your guys' beef with Orlando? There was nowhere to eat. It was hot, sticky. It's Disney World. You didn't go with Orlando? There was nowhere to eat. It was hot, sticky. That's Disney World. You didn't go to Disney. There's places to eat there. We had a three and a half hour wait for Denny's.

I had a two hour wait at Denny's in Orlando. Orlando was commercial purgatory. I've also waited at that Denny's for over an hour. The best claw machine I've ever used. I put in a $5, came back with four stuffed animals. Yeah, it was a strong ass claw. SAC. Us and the biz look for those.

That's a rare thing. There's a cheerio of fellas out there. Head to Orlando. You want some stuffies, some plushies. Tico, flowers, glitz, glamour,

getting everything. She's on TV. She deserves it. Feels like YP in 19. Yeah. Pride comes before the fall. Glitz, glamour, getting everything He's on TV Regman Deserves it Feels like YP in 19 Yeah Pride comes before the fall Does feel like that He's gonna start dating

I've been saying that Gary Sheffield Jr. Oh, it would be like Craig Bejio's son Yeah Little Craig Well, he's also in Major League Baseball Who is, yeah, who's in the age range Yeah. Little Craig. He's also in Major League Baseball. Who's in the age range where that's doable?

I can see you're doing it when you get hot. Kevin. Junior. Kevin, right? Kevin Biggio. Kevin? Yeah, he's on the Blue Jays. Terrible name. All those sons.

There's a lot of sons on that. Got a lot of sons on the Blue Jays. I guess all of Major League Baseball players. No, no, no. Just the Blue Jays. I got you. There's a lot of suns on that. Got a lot of suns on the Blue Jays. I guess all of the majors. No, no, no. Just the Blue Jays. Vladdy Jr. Bobachet. Bobachet. Kevin Biggio. One of them, right? Yes.

Your mind is in trivia right now. We're not going to be talking about the 2022 Blue Jays. You never know. Jeff is frantically rewriting a question right now. Oh no, they're doing Blue Jays in Utah cities. We're playing Chicago, but Chief couldn't make it. Yeah, he's got... Oh.

Am I allowed to say that? Got it that late. I know. I don't even know it happens. No, people are getting it again. Really? Yeah. Cholera?

Cholera. Damn. Cholera was my disease for for disease day if you guys remember that oh my god plague day plague day oh yeah that was right before the

that was for the pandemic yeah that was because we were cloning on COVID yeah like let's make fun of this shit we were talking about some cruise ship that got in there

yeah we were like these idiots yeah COVID will never get us also at the time I thought it was like a deadly disease that eats your flesh

and you die oh that's what the media wanted you to think you die painfully from it what is it just a I thought it was like a deadly disease that eats your flesh. Oh, that's what the media wanted you to think. You die painfully from it. What is it? Just a tummy thing? It's just a flu. Glorified cold.

What is it? What was cholera again? That was my... Diarrhea, right? Is it diarrhea? I'm thinking of the Oregon Trail. Isn't that what you died from? Oh, that was dysentery.

Dysentery. I forget what it was. You should play the Oregon Trail. That would be great. That would be great. That would be great. We could play some Oregon Trail. It's diarrhea as well. I think every disease back then was diarrhea.

That sounds cute. It really does kill. Diarrhea has killed more people in the world than anyone else. Did diarrhea kill Attila the Hun? Probably. That's Napoleon? What? It killed somebody.

Diarrhea? Did it kill Attila the Hun or no? I don't know. I know it used to be the leading cause of death in the world, though, for a very long time. We need a history. I think it's heart disease now. We need a history. We got a geography guy.

Yeah, who could that be? Or cancer, one of the two. Heart disease? That's in the U.S., for sure. It's definitely in the U.S. I don't know if people... Heartbroken? Yeah, broken heart. They don't prepare. for sure. It's definitely in the U.S. I don't know if people. Heartbroken. Yeah.

Broken heart. They don't prepare you for that. We play Oregon Trail TJ. I just want to shoot some Buffalo. That's a remarkably

boring game. We'll make all of our names. Super boring. It's not boring. I thought it was dope. I thought it was

dope as fuck. And then the Amazon Trail that came out. Going down the Amazon. I don't feel like Oregon Trail.

Brandon. I don't know. That just never excited me. Because you never settled. Oh, because you probably died every time. Yeah, you probably did. Baby Brandon. Oh, I broke a spoke. Oh, no. Shut the fuck up. I tried to get back on the bug. I'm a baby because I couldn't survive an Oregon trail. I'm a baby because I couldn't survive an Oregon trail.

They fuck with you a lot on this show. Who are you? I was just like separating myself from that and just noticed it. You said something pretty whack. You said something last week that's been bothering me for a week. Whoa. I started working out because of him. What did he say?

I didn't mention. I never mentioned your weight. Yeah, you did. They all do. No, no, no, no, no. I'm the one who does it the least. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Play the tape.

Last week, we were talking about all do. No, no, no, no. I'm the one who does it. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Play the tape. Last week, last week, we were talking about me jumping off a trampoline which requires no stamina whatsoever and you stared me dead in the eyes and said, you couldn't jog half a mile. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was true. It was true, but you didn't have to say it. Oh, sorry. You were doing a trampoline jump. That ain't got to do with it. That was a statement of fact.

Yeah, I did say that. That happened. That does happen. Everyone's calling you fucking obese and shit, and I'm like, you're a good weight. You're not even fat. You are a good weight. I'm barely fat. KB was about to moral high ground the fuck out of all of us.

He was about to fucking run a layup line on us. Why'd you turn? I had you. You weren't. You were just taking shots at him. You were in my terium. You were taking shots at him. We had you. You weren't. You were just taking it. You were in my terium. You were taking shots at him. We're saying, oh my God.

You were my honey nut. Now you ain't nothing. You ain't nothing but an oat. A fruity loot. A stray oat. Brandon is too heavy for the trampoline. I can't do the trampoline. Really?

I was going to bring that up anyway. Unfortunately, it's bad timing, but yeah, they were like, yeah, you have to be 250 pounds. Really? I'm 6'5". Yeah. How much do you weigh? 265. Well, you're close.

Can he drop it? He says that he needs 270. You're 250? He's 270. I'm 270. How much spit would he need? I know that trick, Brandon. I tell people I'm 240. I'm 270. How much spit would he need? I know that trick, Brandon. I tell people I'm 240.

I'm 250. Yeah. So you can't do it? I'll tell you what. We can't do it this Friday night. I will lose the weight, and we'll do it by the end of the year. You're not losing the weight. I'll lose the weight.

You'll lose the weight. I'll do that. Actually, this proves us correct. No. Yeah. You can't do the trampoline. You said I wasn't capable of doing it. No, you're not.

Physically, you're not. You said I was capable. Trampoline would. You said I wasn't capable of doing it. No, you physically are not. You said I was capable. Trampoline would break. You are physically not capable of doing it. These guys are just totally unfair shots. We won this argument. When did you guys get this news? Yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon. So I've heard that there's still one being ordered. Okay, I told them to order one. Yeah. Supersize ones. I think you could do it with an Olympic trampoline. No, they have these supersized ones. When a really fat person dies, they roll them out of the house and they bounce on it.

Or, yeah, firefighters probably use those as well. Mancini came up to me. He's like, how much do you weigh? I was like, 265. And he looked offended. Like, oh, my God. So you can't do it. I can't.

I can't do it. Physically, you can't. I can do it. Oh, my God. So you can't do it. I can't. I can't do it. Physically, you can't. I can do it. Oh, you actually can. Again, I feel like everybody here should step up and do it. What about- Unfortunately, I'm 270 pounds. I'm also 270 pounds.

The video you posted of the man walking up the stairs and falling on the trampoline, didn't you post that? Yeah. I think you could do that. Yes. Yes. I feel like you would fly. You could do that.

Yes. I've seen that video. We need to go to a trampoline park. Yes, you could do something like that. What do you do? Trampoline park would be fun. I feel like I've been there. I go to a lot of trampoline parks.

A lot? Or just the same one a lot? Do you see the kid who's been breaking the record? Oh, yeah. For what? What? Looks insane. What?

I don't see this. He does so many in a row. I want to see the guy who's breaking the record. And he celebrates in the air. Brandon could do that. Brandon could do this. Yeah, I think he could do it. Artfully, too.

No, Kimberly's kind of a bitch. He wouldn't be able to do the thing at the end, though. I think this would be harder than the dunk. This would be way harder. No. That's such a bouncy trampoline. That thing is bouncy as hell. Think about how much heavier you are.

You just go right through it. I would just love to see Brandon bounce up and roll down the stairs. That's what I would like to see. The thing at the end is he goes down. He goes down and he starts getting only a foot off the ground. He somehow brings himself down. It would be funny if Brandon did a big running start and just stepped through the trampoline. I think that's what would happen.

What are you doing? I'm just saying. Why are you commenting on it so much? I'm just narrating. No one's ever done nine flips? Dude, you could die so quick doing this. I don't even have any pads on the side. Nothing.

No one's done nine flips? It looks like... Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh fuck. Watch him celebrate. Oh my God. How did he...

He's got a team of dudes. How do you know how you're going to land when you do that? They slide the mat under to brace his fall so he doesn't keep bouncing. This my god. He's got a team of dudes. How do you know how you're going to land when you do that? They slide the mat under to brace his fall so he doesn't keep bouncing. This is insane. It's the most athletic thing in the world. Oh my god. Well, the bounce helpers have to be perfect too. That's teamwork at its best too. That is hilarious.

What if he missed the mat? It's a tiny mat. Well, he's a professional. That looks like a backyard of a house. I bet that that's what a professional trampoline is, how they live. I bet they have like little hype houses. They're always just bouncing. Yeah, TikTok houses and shit. Yeah, Junk Tramp.

Is that a site? Yeah, no, that's the house. Junk Tramp? Junk Tramp, yeah. That's real? Yeah. What? Yeah, they're like a trampoline.

Will you look that up? Wait, who did the video on it? They have a lot of drama in the house. They get up against each other and get kicked off the team. She's crazy. Oh! Oh! She's crazy.

Is this the house you're talking about? Yeah. Oh! This is like the tramp wall. There's drama there? Yeah, they had a woman. It's now like a Circus type act Whoa

And people like keep tabs On like the drama That they have together Oh that's a fucking What's their drama That's crazy That's a treadmill Whoa she's crazy

I don't know if they still do it But like back when Like when I was Junk tramp yeah That's a really nice house That's like a hacienda Oh Oh

That's so really nice house. That's like a hacienda. Oh. That's so me on the yak. So goofy. So me. They're also always drinking Bang Energy. Wait, I want to see Junk Tramp. I want to see Bang Energy. You know a hell of a lot about this. Yeah, I wanted to...

Join the house. I want to be a tramp guy. I wanted to write a blog about it When I first started here but I couldn't Couldn't find the words At all I want to see the fails Gotta find oh they're not doing the commentary Someone just said I missed the commentary

Oh yeah so Jake Jake is kind of the No I believe Jake is kind of the punching bag of the group. Oh, the Brandon? Yeah, like they always get mad at... Yeah, that must have been Jake. That was definitely Jake. Jake looks like he's being remarkable.

Jake's always fucking up, and then they're like, Jake, you're off the fucking team. Pack your shit. Fucking up, Pat. Poor Jake. He's not landing flips and stuff. Who decides to do all his flips? Well, y'all haven't kicked me off yet.

Yak, college football caller, tried to kick you off, right? Saw that, huh? What happened? And they get in fights. What happened last night was a zero follower burner account came to life and actually called into the show. And he called in and said, Brandon, you ruined my afternoons. Get off the Yak.

You're the worst part of the Yak. How long has he been watching? They see these guys do it to you, and they can do it to you. It's a vicious cycle. Observational skills. These guys look up to these guys. Whenever someone does it, it just makes me stronger. Someone's like, oh, this person's the worst part.

I'm like, they're never leaving. Well, I didn't think I was leaving. I thought about it for a while. I know you did. No, I never thought about it. And you're with me for life. Yeah. Which is not much longer for you.

Yeah, I don't like what these guys are doing. I'm fucking real. These guys are now... You guys set that up? Unreal. You can't die before Big Cat because you won't know what casket he's being buried in. Steal it. We'll pick them out together.

Brandon's literally buried next to me instead of his family. That would be so fucking funny. We should do that. It's a little bit cheaper casket. You and I should buy plots and just be like, fuck our families. This is where we're getting buried. Let Kyle just pick a random city. Just make sure it's in the western sky.

The sun does it so I can be buried in your shadow. Yeah, Ogden, Utah. That would be a funny prank video, Brandon. You should buy your wife a plot for Christmas. Film it. Film a reaction. They're expensive, right? Yeah.

How much did you just put them in the same fucking hole i used to yeah i don't know what's the most expensive a plot a gravestone or a casket casket really well well a gravestone could be pretty expensive and you've yeah you've i'm very quiet i'm paying off debt on a funeral right now. Two of them, actually. One costs $12, one costs $8. Yeah, funerals are expensive, right? That's fucking tough, man. Yeah, totally. What the fuck are you doing?

You're being genuine. I don't know what he's doing either. That's fucking tough. Deal with that in such a short period of time. It's not that big. It's fine. It's going to happen. It's definitely a big deal.

You put on a stone face, act like nothing's wrong, keep doing the job, talking passionately for hours on end every day despite what's in the back of your mind. That's tough.

It's in the back of my mind. That is tough, actually. I think it's personal problems. Yeah. Yeah. It's impressive. It's damn impressive. So.

If you ever want to talk about it, Brandon. I'm good. I'm good. I feel like we haven't talked about this enough. Yeah. It's okay not to like Oregon Trail, man. I'll take it back. Sam got neutered yesterday, and he's wearing a cone on his head.

Where you just like buy one, get one free surgery? That's exactly what happened. Yeah. It's already there. They were saying, while he's here, we might as well. Got one free surgery? That's exactly what happened. Yeah. It's already there. They were saying, while he's here, we might as well... Got his balls on. That's crazy. How old is he? He's two.

One. He's two. How old are they supposed to be when they get neutered? I feel like it's supposed to be before that, right? It's like... You know what? He's neutered. What do you want me to do?

I can't go back and... That's true. I want to use his dog at 10 years old. Well, he was there. Getting neutered would blow. That would suck. Yeah, youthing is another. He was his dog at 10 years old. Well, he was there. Getting neutered would blow. That would suck. Yeah, you know what? You're right.

You're just two. You've just been the same way since you were born. We're just trying to protect our carpets. Snip your nuts. What are your thoughts on circumcision? I mean, circumcision's not bad, but if I had to get circumcised when I was two, I'd be a little pissed.

Yeah, I'd be pissed. This is weird. Your fourth birthday that you remember vividly. Yeah. Like when an adult gets circumcised. Yeah, Biz was supposed to get circumcised. Really? As an adult?

Lost a bet, yeah. That's a bad bet. That's a really bad bet. What was the other guy's punishment? I don't think... I think it was if the Leafs won the Stanley Cup, which they haven't done in like 70 years. It's his version of the pinky bet.

Yeah, but reverse. I pick a team. If they win, I have to do it. Yeah. He said if they lose. No, if they win, they have to do it, but they didn't win. So he doesn't. No, if they lose, yeah. he if they win they had to do it but they didn't win so he doesn't know if they lose yeah who's your pinky team this year packers raiders oh wow easy you add the packers to that no people keep trying to do that they just want to see listen i'm gonna die

without a piece of my pinky because eventually this will bite me in the ass so just trust the process right some years i get lucky some years i don't but i'm adding it to the wheel though what's the closest it's ever been uh the texans 2017 or 18 i called them my pinky team i think they won 10 straight went to the playoff the colts last year had me a little nervous yeah because if they had gotten to the playoffs they were they were kind of one of those dark horse teams. Was it the Falcons one year too? Falcons were a year. Yeah, the

Texans did make the playoffs and they lost I think in the first round. Nick, we added something cool for the World Cup. I've heard rumblings. World Cup day. We're all going to pick, I think maybe three countries out of a drawing. A drawing. A drawing with ping pong balls.

Maybe you can, we volunteered you to draw the flags on the ping pong balls. Yeah. I'll do it. I know, that's the problem. You will definitely do it. What about if the loser for the bet, so the person whose team scored the least amount of goals in the entire tournament, what if they have to read an entire soccer book in 24 hours?

What if they have to pull the ping pong ball, all the balls go back in, and they have to go to the country that comes out? As we were talking about. Yeah, we talked about that. This would be a book Kate's not read already. Yeah, it needs to be a little above boring. We were saying the person had to fly all the way there and then fly back. I'm down for that.

Do it. We probably wouldn't be able to do Iran. I don't have a passport. I can. Do you need a passport if you never go in? Yeah, if you just... I think so. If it's Iran, Zaha has to go.

Deal. Okay. Air? I'm down. Wearing the nails. Been dying to go to Iran. You've been dying to go to Iran? Does he have the nails on?

Yes. Wait, let me see him. him Shit I didn't even realize it Not bad for some reason Already one casualty I burnt myself Trying to smoke weed So this one's a little burnt Oh Zod

That's great Let me tell you fellas It is hell. What's the worst part? It is... You just tried to put a sweatshirt on and it took him like eight minutes. It took me ten minutes to take my pants off. Wait, take off your sweatshirt and put it back on.

I want to watch you do it. Put it so hard. No, don't do it, Zod. Road knows. It's hell. Take it off him. Help him take it off. It's kind of funny and I think I want it back on the wheel.

No, I think it stays on the wheel. I like the glitter. Also, Nick, Thursday we're going to do a wheel reboot. We're going to all come with one idea for the wheel, because we need to show love. Wheels should never be stagnant. Right. We should try to find a way to get the fun again.

You're already struggling. One good idea. You're already struggling. That's one good idea. Well, because it pulls back. Whenever he's putting his hand through, it's pulling on the back of his nails. It's like a new pain. Oh, no. It's an unknown pain. We should just do this until everybody has to do it.

Yeah, I agree. We should just do nails until everybody has to do it. So once you do it, once you're off the wheel. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's everyone has to do it. So once you do it, once you're off the wheel. No, no, no, no, no. I think it's everyone has to do it, but you can get it twice. Once everyone has done it, at least once.

Okay, Zop, put that sweatshirt back on. You look chilly as hell, dude. Zop, put that sweatshirt back on. Taking off your pants is truly the worst part. I took my first shit this morning, and that did not go great. No.

Yeah, that did not. Wait, don't help him, Steven. Oh. The way these guys have been bullying you really isn't cool, man. I really am not cool with what these guys

have been doing. And like people just look up to these guys. Look at how dainty he has to be with his fingers. I'm about to spill some couscous. Oh.

Oh. Oh, no, no. I'm poking through. Ugly sweaters are on sale in the bar store now. Go get a yak one. There's a bunch available. Go get them now. They're flaming you out here, Sav. You can really feel it.

I have a question about the sweater. Yeah. Who did the design? And did they mean to put the on it twice? What? Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh did the design? And did they mean to put the on it twice? What? Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh.

Okay, so that's a no. Oh, my God. I thought that was like part of the joke. Holy shit, I didn't even notice. It's brutal for us. No one noticed. I assume that was part of the joke that it says from the, the, yeah. That's some funny shit, but.

I want to find out who designed it and have it come in. The double, the double the. You can tell what happened. They probably had from the yak big on the bottom and they're like, no, put the yak. Yeah. All right. Merry Christmas from bottom, and they're like, no, put the yak. Yeah. All right. Merry Christmas from the yak. Did anyone else notice that?

Yeah, a couple people have. I assumed it was part of the design. No. And you guys knew about it. We're so stupid. We're so stupid. It's Nick again, dude. It was on me. That's a classic Nick.

It's on me. But I do want to find out who did it and have it revealed. The Yak is a proper title. It's not. Our show is just called Yak. It would make sense, I think. We're so dumb. Double the.

Double article. This makes it somehow more desirable. Right, it's special. The Yak. Oh, my God. Nobody noticed Not even close to noticing What's the name of that when your brain just doesn't see things

There has to be a name on it It's been like a study where it shows you Double the's and no one notices Double the's or like flipping letters And words and shit Like jumbling letters and you can still read it How fast do you think Francis would notice What about

Let's get somebody from merch up here I just want to see Let's act like we're pissed you can still read it. How fast do you think Francis would notice? What about, let's get somebody from merch up here, dirt down here. I just want to see, let's act like we're pissed. Yeah. Yeah, let's act, let's,

I don't know who we could be pissed. Not like too pissed. No, just like normal, like someone fucked up. Somebody fucked up. I just want to know who it is. You want Pilar? It's kind of embarrassing.

They're definitely watching. I like Pilar a lot, so I don't. I do too, but. All right, then go get her. No, I won't get her. No, go get her. You want her?

Should we spy cam it? Yeah. Yes, Steven, go. The spy cam. Ask them if they think this is exciting. Oh, Steven. Wheel it to see who has the spy cam. There's a second question we need to ask, Steven. Did you talk to who okayed the videos yesterday for the show?

No, I didn't. But that was addressed in a meeting this morning. And did you defend us? Oh, it definitely was not our fault. Okay, good. Because we already have that reputation, so I don't want to. I think anyone watching that was it was very clearly not our fault so i wasn't here and you know how bad i wanted that to be your fault yeah

yeah really bad it also was fixed very quickly yeah so like it wasn't well it took like four hours for the processing but it wasn't a listener yeah viewers whatever um yeah spin the wheel spin the wheel to see who has to go spy cam and complain about this. Is he complaining about it or bringing it up? I think complaining. I think just be like, hey, these have already sold. Is this okay to you guys? Because that's going to be honest because we did okay the design.

Who did? All of us. Who's all of us? Everyone on the Yak group chain. I don't think so. Yeah, I think he's right. I actually remember all of us thumbs up in the picture. I did not thumbs up.

He said, do you guys like these? I said, yeah. Yeah, let's see. I guess we didn't shut it down. Might have even said love them. Syntax is perfect. Damn. Oh, man. Let's see if we can find it

I mean I don't know why we're doing all this It is better this way Oh it's definitely better Yeah it's fucking sweet I'm gonna try to find where we talked about this Who's that guy I don't know who that guy

Who's that guy I'll leave him alone. What a great host. That is, I believe his name is Oz the Mentalist from season 10 of America's Got Talent. A mentalist? Oh, whoa. Yeah, I'll leave him alone. That's the guy from the Seahawks video from NFL Countdown.

That shit was incredible. That guy? Should we ask him if he's a mentalist If he notices anything wrong with our sweaters? He's going to do another show right now Is he with? Right outside your door Is that right?

What's Steven going to say to him? How's Steven missing? He was right there He was right in front of his face Steven just stared him right in front of him Oh, he just looked you dead in the eye I'm trying to find when we did the I feel awkward Sweaters I want really this to be Steven's fault Awkward He was right in front of him. Oh, he just looked you dead in the eye. I'm trying to find when we did the sweaters.

I want really this to be Steven's fault. Awkward. The guy is kind of milling about. Looks like Rich Voss. God, we made it weird. What's going on? Wait, that wasn't the guy from the Seahawks video. Then why did you say it was?

What is the Seahawks video? Who are you talking about? I think he went out that way. Who are you talking about? Marshawn went out that way Who are you talking about? The NFL countdown Like a week or two ago But where's he at now? He just left?

The guy you were talking about? Oh there was some guy Going into a room That was not the magic guy He's right outside your door Stephen Alright let me know If these are okay Sass said I like the Christmas one

Uh huh Guy's good with the tie dye Oh yeah So it's actually just Sass Sass Sass was the only one who replied. Oh, no, I said that. Oh, no, sass.

Yeah, I said, yeah, I like him. Fuck. Fry him up. In sass. Fry the boys up. And it's very clearly in the picture Stephen sent. Merry Christmas from the, yeah. I mean, it honestly does make them better.

It does. Brandon just said that. I don't like how they're doing you, Brandon. Yeah, it's whack. Credit to Brandon for that thought. Brandon, why is your chair positioned as it is? It's kind of off. Where's Titus?

I don't really know. Let's just walk in. No matter how many times I tell Brandon not to slide that chair back, he does it every day. No, that's not true. It feels like all of us have more space between us than we've ever had. Except for them two. For me and KB. Yeah.

Why are we so... Did they get rid of some wires? They didn't even touch anybody. They were in here all afternoon on Friday rewiring the studio. They rewired this? That's why the box that Brandon always backs up into and ruins the show is now in the corner. You want to hold hands for a while? I don't think I can reach.

I can't reach you. I can't reach. I can't reach. Sad to say. What did make you grow a conscience about Brandon today? Self-reflection? Yeah. Watching game tape? Yeah.

Meditating? I'm going to go in like I'm a guest and just see how they act and how other people would perceive it. So you observed everything. Yeah. My favorite part of the entire Super Bowl week is when you got hammered drunk and were super nice to me. And mean to the audience. That was awesome. And everyone else.

Everyone else. That shows you something, right? You have inner guilt. Brandon. I've never crossed lines with Brandon. That's true. We've never crossed lines. With each other.

A healthy respect. It's always a healthy ball buster. Do you guys ever text each other one-on-one? Rarely, but yes. Can you share anything you could share? Brandon's good. He will text me about topics that I care about. I text him about geography a lot.

It's a very good social skill. I've got to scroll down a little bit. What else did you notice in your observation? In your audit of the show? While Brandon's doing that, what did you guys think of Austin Theory cashing in his money in the bank last night? That was fucking dumb of him. You want my extra ticket for the Rangers game tonight?

No, amidst a depressive episode. Okay. That was our last conversation. Someone hit me up like really like hey, I heard what KB said, like you got to get him help. I've been getting that for 13 months. Okay. I said, nah, bro, don't be a pussy. Last October it started and it's like every day like, hey, I'm worried about you.

Really? From who? I thought you meant you've been getting help from random people. On July 18th, I texted him and said, two five-letter countries start with the letter G. What are they? In less than a minute, he answered. Ghana and Gabon. Correct.

I didn't have Gabon. Never had Gabon. Where is Gabon? Never get it. West Africa. That's a lot of texts. Well, I'm back in January now still

still pretty good you guys are secret buddies what's Stanko doing with that hat Stanko's been wearing his hat ever since he got engaged is he engaged I said is there a country called Macedonia or is it North Macedonia

I thought Macedonia was a region he said same country. Recently switched names because of territorial disputes with Greece. That's our most extensive conversation we've ever had. A lot of words. Where the fuck did Titus' goofy ass go? Those are all necessary words, though. You didn't really mince words there.

I'm afraid to... What are min's words? Titties? I mean that tweet just never That tweet stayed up It did That's a baller move Yeah Mint's also

Just Hard worker Got on a 5am flight tonight Or this morning Let me know that For a game he wanted to go to Last night A game he went to solely

Out of pleasure Correct Yes Dang That dude's a fucking workhorse How many titties were in that Superdome though? The game he wanted to go to last night. The game he went to solely out of pleasure. Correct. Yes. Dang. That dude's a fucking workhorse. How many titties were in that Superdome, though? Probably a lot.

Mint's getting his own Austin. That's what he said. His own office? He's getting an Austin. Oh. Getting an Austin. Dave's Austin. Dave's bitch. Oh, really?

For what? That's good. All his content? Yeah. Scheduling. I saw saw their contract it's pretty boilerplate it's like starts at 125 goes to 150 175 for his austin it's pretty sweet yeah uh it's not worth it you just left that shit up i I like it. Three most tits are alive. Oh, that's sad. Kyle.

Kyle. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's kind of overkill, Kate. It is. I don't know. What do I know, huh? Are you saying we should pivot punching bags, dude? I could be a punch.

I don't mind. I'll throw my head. It's a wheel for a punching bag? Oh, a punching bag wheel. Oh, that should be an idea on Thursday. The new show's punching bag? Someone just gets roasted for an entire episode. Oh, it's untied. Sass and Brandon have served their duty.

Yeah. Che, too. Yeah. I don't even think Brandon's a punching bag because he takes it well. Towards the end of the serious era, I think every episode was shitting on him for about an hour. Those were good episodes. Really good. Brandon's a great punching bag.

I enjoy it, yeah. Who's the top punching bags of all time? Oh, would it be like someone in the Stern world? Gary was good. What's the difference between a heel and a punching bag? People who just take it. They get made fun of. Weird haircuts.

They don't fire back. They can't fire back. Brett, office manager Brett, was a big time punch bag. I love a good punching bag. Yeah, he punched them a lot. Punching bags can really help you get into shape, though. It's true. I have one at my house, and I'm getting into shape with it.

An intellectual shape when I spar with you? Mm-hmm. Not really spar. It's so easy. Yeah, it's not. It's just me hitting the punching bag. Mm-hmm. There's a kid in my high school that was a punching bag.

I don't want to say his name. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm thinking of one guy, too. Yeah. You know ours? Sweet. In your group? Yeah. Don guy, too. Yeah. You know ours? Sweet. In your group?

Yeah. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. They've suffered enough. They've had enough. Don't punch him more. They've had enough.

I don't, off the top. Look at Seiko. I volunteer as punching bag. He's got a goofy-ass hat. Yesterday, he had something about Mary threw it backwards. It looked awful. Look at his hat. Zanko's got swag, dude.

He does. He knows who he is, too, dude. He's very self-assured. He's engaged, and he's getting married in summer of 2024. Oh, hell yeah. That's a long engagement. He was talking about retirement yesterday also. Huh. How old is he?

He's not even married yet. 31, something like that, 32. He was like, I think I'm going to retire to North Carolina one day. Whoa, that's actually kind of a cool plan. That's a great plan. Asheville or more by the sea? The Outer Banks, perhaps. Got to be towards Asheville.

Got to be inland if you're retiring in North Carolina. Is that good air? Yeah, that good air. Good crisp air. That's why the Vanderbilts built that shit down there, because someone had some kind of respiratory illness. True. Yeah.

They thought that good mountain air would be nice for you. Imagine being a Vanderbilt. That would be fucking cool. It would be pretty sweet. Being a Vanderbilt student would suck. Yeah, we got, I mean, that feels kind of fun. Vanderbilts have had a long history of demise. Vanderbilts?

Hooper's the last one standing. Hooper Vanderbilt? Wait, isn't it the Vanderbilts who had the weird wrestling guy, the Foxcatcher guy? That's the DuPonts. Never mind. DuPonts.

Did you like that movie, Kyle, or no? Yeah, great movie. Yeah. Foxcatcher. There's a chance we might be able to get Oz, depending on his bookings. He's in BFFs just at Macro. But he might be able to do a trick for us.

Okay. I would like that. Who would be so sick? That would be cool. Look, he's doing stuff right now. Abe definitely is not impressed by this. No? I don't think so.

He does look charming as hell. He does look very charming. I don't want to spoil it. It's a very charming look. If anyone saw this segment, it was incredible. Chicken Fry looked nonplussed about it. What did you think about Schefter with his shirt off last night, Steven? He looked good.

I think he looked really good. I thought so, too. I think he looked really good. What? Adam Schefter? Oh, no. He does pull-ups. He looks sturdy.

Yeah, look at that. He does more than just pull-ups. He looks sturdy. Yeah, look at that. He does more than just pull-ups. How old is he? He doesn't look bad. He's 50. Wow, yeah. Does he have the CGs? He must be on 10XL.

I can't. Pull-ups are the best exercise. They're the hardest, though. They're so hard. Fuck pull-ups. I used to do them every time I would walk through my door. So hard. Because I had a pull-ups. I used to do them every time I would walk through my door. So hard. Because I had a pull-up bar.

Then one day my tendon in my forearm exploded. What? I couldn't lift weights for three months. Oh my god. After all that progress. Down the drain. Down the drain. That's fucking infuriating.

One too many pull-ups. It's fucked up that you can lift too many weights and then get hurt? Oh yeah. Overtraining? It's going to happen. It's going to happen to you, KB, eventually. Especially if you go from those. Probably, too.

You jump up from those 75s. From that new movie. Playing a Von Erich. Jack. His hair. Wrestling movie. His hair in it was crazy. Oh, yeah.

His body looks nuts. Him and the kid from Shameless. Yeah. Whoa. He looks jacked, too. That's right. It's also perfect. He looks like a Von Erich.

I think that's him. Von Erich? He must be playing carry. Cursed. Cursed family. Oh, the wrestling family? They all died. They all killed themselves, right?

The three of them. Not all of them killed themselves. One died of an overdose. Okay. Are we going to do a feats of strength for the right to the rower? I'm just going to go get the rower one day because you only bring it up sparingly, and I obviously have the wherewithal to go get something, so I'll just do it one day. I'll just going to go get the rower one day because you only bring it up sparingly and I obviously have the wherewithal to go get something so I'll just do it one day

I'll just go get it I'm just going to go get you two a bench yeah when? you beat him pretty decisively I think that you guys should go to one of those New York City playgrounds concrete jungle workout type areas

that just have the equipment right there? I can't do one pull-up, so I would be out. Pull-ups are really hard. I think you should do an aggregate of all of them. You should have a gauntlet, yeah. Run the gauntlet in a park. Especially if you're big.

We should do a Stephen Chavers Brandon gauntlet. We can write the whole thing. It can be mental and physical. Anything over three events, I'm out because I'll just get two tires. Oh, mental and physical. Steve, do you think you could do three pull-ups? Are pull-ups this way or this way?

This way. I would give you either. I'll let you try either. This way, definitely. This way is a little bit harder. What's the big difference? Chin-up works more of your biceps and your back. Whatever this one is,

I can probably get about six or seven. So you like this one? You think, Brandon, six or seven for him? For him? Seven seems like a lot. If you were doing chin-ups, I think you could do it.

I tell you right now, I can't do any. There's a pull-up bar up there. It's detachable. Wait, what about, you could both do the bar hang to see how long you can stay above. We could time it.

Oh, he's going to win that too. I could do that. Oh. I could do that. Oh. I could win raw strength and short bursts. Why don't we do it like selecting juries so people come to you with a feat of strength and you can throw out a certain number and you're like, okay, no, he would probably win that. I want it mental too. I want a smart person taking my wrong machine.

Well, I mean, I did give you a winning bet yesterday. Okay, so that could be one of them. Pick a bet. What was the bet? It was after the bet I already won. Single game. Pick a bet. You gotta bet Mississippi State unders every game. Okay, that could be one of them. Well, I got the rebounds at 10.5

the other night. Okay. So you're 15-6. The original, the one I put out was five in a row great cover last night hmm what's Brandon's record why why why why would you watch nah well if we're doing competition for this shit I don't know about that shit. Grasping right now. I feel like. You know my circle's a cheerio.

Who else is in your circle? Nick Olsen. Oh, y'all. Is it Olsen? Nick Olsen. Happy 21st, Nick. Get this kid a mimosa. You't even get a The breakfast Drink in fucking A college town

That's outrageous That's not right What are the Like What do they do at BYU With no bars In the college town It's kind of a weird thing

To think about People are still getting Fucked up out there Like are there Like meet up I guess a restaurant I think I'd feel self-conscious too. Like if,

I don't know why a bachelorette party would go there, but if it did and it was like two o'clock in the afternoon and I was fucked up walking down the street there, I feel like I'd be like, oh God, this isn't the normal. I don't know. I feel like I'd be.

A lot of probably trick shots. Yeah. What do you mean? A lot of trick shots. Like guys who do trick shots. Dude, perfect. Are they morbid? Oh, I see.

Yeah, like. They're close. I'm thinking alcohol for some reason. What do you mean? No lot of trick shots. Guys who do trick shots. Dude, perfect. Yeah. Are they Mormons? Oh, I see. Yeah, like, they're close. I'm thinking alcohol for some reason. What do you mean? No, they're Texas A&M. Same thing. Yeah. They're zealous. A&M is as close to Mormon

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I'm not sure that's a good prize. I think it is. It's a great prize. I think it's a really good prize. They could drink along. We got our eggnog. We should set up a little. I had to witness the last one, and that was.

Bleachers. Bleacher out there, and people can sit there and kind of drink and watch. Oh, wow. It's a great idea. Bleachers. It's a great idea. I get where you were coming from, though, Brandon. I think it would work.

Thank you, Kyle. Stop it, Kyle. Stop. Just stop it. All right, spin the wheel. Is this for one show or is this for- Can we add Lomo Saltado to the wheel? Thursday, we're going to add some stuff.

Keep it up. I have fun, happy stuff. Yeah, Thursday's going to be a rebrand of the whole wheel. Just add some shit. It's going to be square. Yeah. I like where your head's at, Nick. Good. Okay. Good. I like where your head's at Nick Good

Be good A little close one I'm excited to rebrand the wheel Some fun shit on there Now wait can I ask you a question Are we only putting the best of the best on there Or are we putting new things on there Here's what I think

A completely different wheel. No dry and wets. Oh. What did you just say? No dry and wets. It's got to be dry just in case we don't have something that way. And these sweatshirts just went on sale. What did you just say?

No dry nor wets. I don't understand the concept. It's a wet wheel. I think we replaced dry with something else. I wanted to add an evil dry. So you think it's dry and it's like Daily Double and Jeopardy. Oh, yeah. Evil dry.

Evil dry. That's a good one we could add. No, we should. Everyone come up with an idea. We'll add some of them and then we can add some of them later. So we don't have to add all of them on one day. Like evil Dry. KB, what was your idea?

It's completely different slices. Like? Because when it gets dry, which is almost always, there's nothing to it. So every slice has something that... So like what? The wheel losing. It doesn't have to be bad.

If you don't have days that have nothing, then the days that have something don't mean as much. My two things are like it's an activity that would happen immediately, but with everyone. It wouldn't be. It'd be fun. Okay. Miles had your punk ass all fucking episode and then he was just shooting. I got what you're saying.

Healthy respect here. It was, yeah. We can figure it out. I think we can compromise easily. Healthy respect. I'm going to just call it stay the same. No, no, no.

It can't stay the same. It's got to have a rebrand somehow. But maybe... Oh, I'm saying the wheel slices are just instead of dry it says stay the same.

Maybe if we have enough additions though there could be very few dry, you know what I mean? Yeah. Something is happening more. Should we all have multiple additions, though, there could be very few dry, you know what I mean? Something is happening more. Should we all have multiple additions to the wheel? Like, for example, would Nick's evil dry, would that count as his submission? Or would he still be able to submit something on top of that?

I think he should be able to. Yeah, of course. And Kate. Why don't we spin our name wheel off the show, and then if it lands on Kyle, it goes to Kyle's individual wheel that he's crafted. Oh, I like that. Kyle wheel.

So I can make my own wheel. Yeah. Every day you have your own wheel? So it would just be, but then we all play on Kyle's wheel that day. So we choose whose wheel we use that day. So do we, but I do think that there should be...

Brandon's right, as much as I hate to say it. Having days where there's nothing is good because then it makes the days with something fun. Yeah, so let's just have a dry slice on our name slice. It should just vary in intensity. How many slices would each of

our wheels have to have? Oh, it's our intensity. How many slices would each of our wheels have to have? Okay, now we're going crazy. Oh, it's our wheel. Wow. Okay. Wait, we all get wheels? Yeah. If it lands on the Rhone wheel, we spin the Rhone wheel at the end of the episode.

Holy fuck. You could tinker and tamper as much as you want. Wow. Put that on my wheel like a wheel full of wheels? I never thought of it that way. Wow, I like this. All right, we'll suss this out. That's crazy.

What are the names up for now? Were we about to spin for something? Oh, no. He's just showing it. Visual reinforcement. I'm going to put death on my wheel. I knew it. Did you see that gamer thing today?

Yeah, the virtual reality thing. That's not virtual reality is my problem with it. If it's going to kill you, that's not virtual. Yeah. This guy created this. It's reality. It's like this head thing with a sword, and you're playing some video game, and if you die in the game, there's three explosives that go off,

and your head blows off. What? So you actually also die. Yeah. There you go. That's cool. If you die in the game, it detonates a charge that blows your head off.

And it wasn't fired by an enemy. That's murder. A useless invention. It's a battle royale. Yeah, pretty awful. The Japanese movie that inspired the other games? Battle Royale? I kind of want to play it. How hard is it to survive in the game?

I don't think this will ever actually no physical but think of the fuse i do always say i have always thought that a game would be fun if it was like a uh like a campaign type game but like if you die it's like you're done it also wasn't just the guy it was the guy guy that invented the Oculus made this. Oh, wow. What's the Oculus? The founder of the Oculus. Oh, the headset. Okay. Would you guys watch it if it was a Hunger Games?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Where someone dies? Yes. Yes. Yes. No way.

100% yes. Yeah, I would have. I can't watch people die. I wouldn't tell you guys I'd watch it. No, yeah, I can't do that. I'd watch it. I'd watch the fuck out of that. Yeah, I would. Like a whole season or people die. I wouldn't tell you guys I'd watch it. No, yeah, I can't do that. I'd watch it. I'd watch the fuck out of that. Yeah, I would.

Like a whole season or some shit? Yeah. Like a Netflix rollout and someone dies at the end? Yep. I would risk. I would get the viruses from a shady... You'd go find it? I would go out and get it.

You'd go see it live? I would be a reality show that would do numbers. So the one person dies at the end. Yeah, but who would film it? Who could, where would it air? Bilzerian probably could. Rutledge.

Yeah, Rutledge. Rutledge got in. We got a couple names. I'll only get it sold. It's good to yawn. Morgan and Morgan behind it. You been yawning your ass off? That was my first good yawn. Morgan and Morgan behind it. You've been yawning your ass off? That was my first good yawn.

I've been yawning a lot, too. It's the yawning time of year. Yeah, it's that daylight savings. Yawn season. Dude, it was 4.30 yesterday, and it was dark out. So depressing. So bad. It was 77 degrees.

And it gets fucking light so early now. I don't know why we don't just... Why wouldn't they make it... I just don't get it. It's so much better to wake up when it's still dark. I know. I don't. It's more productive.

I disagree with that. It's easier to wake up when it's light outside. The sun should rise around 7.15. It's been rising at like 6.30. His ass has been up so early. So early. Yeah. Fucking farmers.

Do we get Oregon Trail? Oh, I forgot about Oregon Trail. I want to just do it and have Brandon die. We could run through an Oregon Trail real quick. Easy. You can't run through an Oregon Trail real quick. There it is. Oh, shit.

All right, I'd like to go ahead and tell y'all something. Never played. Oh, no. Correct. Oh! Either of us. I've never even heard of this.

Dude, Mrs. Music's class. You've never heard of this? We never played. I never played and I haven't seen Godfather. Oh, man. I had a floppy disk that would play this game.

I've never seen Godfather either. Either of us. I haven't seen him. I don't think I've't seen Godfather. Oh, man. I had a floppy disk that would play this game. I've never seen Godfather either. Neither have I. I haven't seen him. I don't think I've ever seen the full movie. What the fuck? I get where LeBron is coming from. I think I've told people in the past, and I have seen it. Oh, I've told a bunch of people all the time.

Dude, I've defended us. I know. I think I put it on my Mount Rushmore. When people ask me my favorite movies of all time, I always say The Godfather. I've never seen it. I think I watched the baptism scene and I've seen the beginning.

And that's it. I haven't seen any. Huh. God damn. It's a good movie. And you guys waste so much time. Yeah, doing nothing. I like Godfather 2 a lot more.

I actually do think I have seen the second one. Oh, I'm dead serious. I think I saw it on, I watched it on, Yeah, you were actually telling me about it yesterday. I know. And I always be like. Oh, I'm dead serious. I think I saw it on, I watched it on. Yeah, you were actually telling me about it yesterday. I know.

And I always be like, ah, I like Clockwork Orange. Haven't seen that. I've never seen it. And hers up there. I had the poster of Clockwork Orange in my dorm room. I haven't seen it.

I had the Muhammad Ali poster. I don't even know who he fought when that happened. We're standing over the guy? Yeah. I knew, but I don't know anything about it. Oh, man. What are the first names?

No, no, no. Can we name them? No. Can we name them? No. All right, we'll just pick which name we are. We have a headset that sprays you with dysentery if you... That's right.

This show is fun as fuck. Have Brandon be the leader. I don't want to be the leader. Be the second. Be the wife then. The wife. Is that number two? Yeah, KB.

Who's KB? I don't want to be on the Oregon Trail. I never put my name in on this game because I was afraid of seeing that I died. Have Kate be on there so we got Chick. Yeah, Kate. I always used to, when you die, they're like, game because I was afraid of seeing that I died. Have Kate be on there so we got Chick. Yeah. I was used to when you die they're like do you want to leave your meat by the side so the other families can take it or do you want to just bury it and I was just

like just bury it. Don't let anyone have it. Your dad how do you have that choice? Sometimes. Oh I'm the leader? Fuck. Well you kind of observe the whole crew going through like Kate died Brandon died. March. We want to go in March, right? June and July is going to get hot.

That's flood season. I think you want to go early. It'll get cold. I mean, I'd rather have floods. This is on the Oregon website. That's cool. We go May because then we skip over. No, I think we want to go early.

I think he's right. Let's leave in March. March. The bulk of it will be in warm weather. Crossing the rivers is tough when it's bloody. Yeah. Oh, we got to buy. Just go.

Yeah, speed through these, TJ. We have $400. Buy whatever you need. We want the oxen. Guy's name definitely isn't Matt. Gun and oxen. Or ammunition. Oh, hunting.

Remember hunting in this game? How much ammunition we got in there? Get us some oxen. Get us a lot of oxen. I think spare parts. All oxen? Yeah. Get us as many oxen as we can.

$40 is crazy for a yoke. Wait, what's three yoke? Oh, no. Okay. Yoke is one. You break when you're scared. We want 10 oxen. No, dude.

Five yoke? Five yoke. Get us five yoke. How many? That's half our money. Yeah, dude. Five yolk? Five yolk. Get us five yolk. How many? That's half our money. Yeah. Hey. We could eat them.

You eat oxen? I don't know. Let's spend the rest on food. Food, food, food. No, no, no. What about ammunition? They're parts. Oh, yeah.

They're parts of what? The wheels break all the time. Spread the rest evenly on the rest, and we'll just be heavy on oxen. We don't need clothing. We can wear what's on our backs. Listen, you don't get hungry if you go faster. The oxen are going to starve. And we can eat an ox.

You're right. You can eat an ox. In fact, I look forward to it. We have to feed the oxen? Yes. Oh, buffalo is so much better than ox. Oh, no. I didn't know we had to feed the oxen.

They get thirsty. They get hungry. We'll go 50 bucks on each of them. How long is this game? Yeah, no, it's supposed to be 20 cents a pound. How many pounds is that for 50 bucks? This game's got to take seven hours. What is it? It's 20 cents a pound.

How many pounds is that for $50? Homeward. Somebody came below. Say we want 50 pounds of food. Nick, you got it? No, I can't do math. 800 pounds of food? What did you just do? You did $160 worth.

Oh, that's too much food. Clothing? We only got 40 bucks left. We're going to die. Yeah, we're going to die fast. Get ammunition. Get ammunition. We need ammunition.

Get ammunition. You guys... Spare parts. I sell ammunition boxes of 20 bullets. Each box costs $10. We got guns and food. We don't need... $20 worth of this.

What if our... Settle where we go. I guess you could do that. All right. And then we have... We have 20 bucks, though. Get spare that. Get $20 worth of this. We're set on where we go. I guess you could do that. All right, and then we have... We have $20, though. Get spare parts. We can be nude. Spare parts.

$20 for spare parts. Yeah, we're just close. Naked as fuck. Yeah. How many wagon wheels? Oh. Get the axle and the wheel. Yeah, I don't know what a tongue is.

Zero. One. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Take off some food. We don't need as much food. Get less oxen. We can take off an oxen. All Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Take off some food. We don't need as much food. We can take off an oxen. All right, fine.

We'll take it. Get less oxen. Give no clothes. Is that no clothes? We don't have any clothes. Get less oxen. Get some... This is fun.

Losing ammo. We need a tongue. We need some tongue. Can we get one? We got a tongue. We got three oak. We're going to ration the tongue. Get three oak.

Three oak. All right, there we go. That opens it up. All right, now we get 60 bucks left. Get three oak. Get three oak. Three oak. All right, there we go. That opens it up. All right, now we get 60 bucks left. Get some clothing. I think more ammo. Did we have it? Did we even get a tongue?

Glaring lack of tongue. We don't need a tongue. I recommend taking at least two sets of clothes per person. Each set is $10, so get five. Oh, five sets? Sure. Yeah. Ten sets.

What happens if we don't have the clothes? Well, there's five people, right? Yeah. What becomes What happens if we don't have the clothes? Well, there's five people, right? Yeah. What becomes of us if we don't have the clothes? Get cold. Oh, fuck. Take off the food. Less food.

Oh, not less food. No, no, he's right. We should get less food and we should hunt for it. Wait, how many oxen do we have? Three. Three. Six. No.

This is doomed from the start. You're supposed to be a leader, and every time you say something, it knocks us over money. I know. I'm a bad leader. What do you want me to say? You're a bad budgeter. You said 800 last time, right? I'm a morale guy.

Do we have any money for bets? 600. Wait, there's a mentalist. Is he coming in? Wait, what's happening now? Okay. 400. Not now.

We're playing Oregon Trail. We're playing Oregon Trail. Wait, the mic? Do we need? What is he going to do? Pull that mic around. Pull that mic around. This is the mentalist?

You do it to Brandon? Mental? Right. Ready for this. I'm telling you right now. Who is excited? I'm excited. Just the one person?

You did it to Billy, Avery, PFT, Dave, Brianna. I do it to Brandon. Brandon, you want this? What's your name? You want to do this, right? I'd rather not. Yeah, maybe someone else then? I spin the wheel.

Ooh. Just a quick name, Will. A quick name. I feel like he'll be good. I can't tell you how many times when you do your marine shit, I don't know. Oh, this works. Oh, Will. Yeah, quick name. I feel like he'll be good. I'm thinking who he wants to do it to. I can't tell you how many times when you do your Marine shit, I don't know. Oh, this works. Oh, perfect. Jay, you're getting it done to you.

Wait, he's already seen it, right? No, he hasn't. He's got a mobile phone. Yeah, no. All right, we... Ah, fuck. Do they need chairs? How much time do we have, Steven?

Okay, all right. Hello. What's your name? Hello. Oze. Oze. What's your name? Hello. Oz. Oz. Good to meet you, man. If you want to talk in the mic.

I'm going to probably be moving around. Steven, if you... I have a chair. You can sit down if you'd like. No, that's good. Okay. Oz, we've heard rave reviews about you. All lies.

All lies. All BS. I don't buy it. Is this part of the mentalist stuff? This is definitely lowering expectations. You already got me. All right, you're going to do it to Steven. What's that? it. Is this part of the mental list? This is definitely lowering expectations. You already got me. Alright, you're going to do it to Steven. What's that? Whatever. What do you do?

I don't know. I'm good at guessing stuff. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Straight up. I like how this guy got nervous. This guy's got secrets right over here. And a healthy head of hair. Healthy head of hair. What's your name? Nick. Nick. Toss that. That's my wallet. He seems more trustworthy than you. I don't know about you. Put that right name? Nick. Nick, toss that. It's my wallet.

He seems more trustworthy than you. I don't know about you. Yeah. No, put that right there. Put one hand right on that. Bam. Done. Can't move.

No, no. This is everybody. Is this just him on camera? No, no, no. But he is the one that, I don't know how it works. I just look at people and I get a feeling, man. Right there. Right there. This guy.

What's your name? Adam. Adam. All right. Check this out. I'm going. This guy. What's your name? Adam. Adam? Alright, check this out. I'm going all caps. I'm writing your name all caps. That's the energy I like. Adam. Yes, sir. We're here? Whoa. And your name? Steve. Sorry, I was

in flux. Yeah, yeah, no worries. Portnoy was grilling me. This guy's like, come in here and this is the guy, Adam. Permasmile. Adam, pick a number between 1 and 100. Okay. You got it? Yes, sir.

How am I going to do this? Think about it. How could this work? Going with my gut. No, no, no. Take a look. Okay. It's not a magic trick.

It's not a card trick. Full transparency. One question here, Adam. One question before I let this rip. Yes. Because you were smiling the whole time. People debate. Their facial here, Adam. One question before I let this rip. Yes. Because you were smiling the whole time. People debate. Their facial expression always changes. Was there a

reason you picked this number or was it just spontaneous? It was relatively spontaneous. Hold up. It was close to another number. Don't say anything. I think I'm wrong. Steve, I think I'm wrong on this. I'm crossing this out. Maybe lower. What's your name? Kate. Kate? I'm going to go with this instead. What's your name? Kate. Kate. I'm gonna go with

this instead. What do you think, Kate? Done. Put this down. Grab the pen. Okay. Full transfer. Don't show me that. Don't show me that. I wrote down 31. Just so you know, I wrote down 31. I did not think it was right. I'm gonna kick myself. It wasn't 31, was it? No, it wasn't. You think you went lower? What'd you go with? Tell me, Kate. Steve, everyone. What'd you think of what's that number, Adam? 71. Tell him what I wrote. Tell him what I wrote. You saw. Wrote down 71. That's sick. Holy shit.

That's sick. Oh, my God. That just happened. For the record, he thought 71. This guy was thinking 69. It was very inappropriate, sir. Very. No, I'm kidding.

But how did you? Okay, time. Well, you're the best. You're the coolest guy ever. You saw him write it and shit? The thing was sitting right here the whole time. Well, you're the best. You're the coolest guy ever. You saw him write it and shit? The thing was sitting right here the whole time. Is he holding my wallet? Yes.

Nick's got my wallet. He might have taken some money. I don't know about this guy. Hey, here's what I want you to do. I want you to think of somebody. What's coming up, right? It's November 8th. We've got Thanksgiving in two weeks.

We've got Hanukkah. We've got Christmas. We've got New Year's. These are holidays where some of you party with your friends, some with your family. Depends who you like. Think of somebody that you will either see or call in the next two months. Okay. You got somebody?

Yes. And now change your mind a few times. Okay. Okay? Don't pull an Adam and make this easy on me. Make me work. Okay. You got somebody?

Yes. Okay, now this room, it's all mic'd. And so what happens is if you whisper, they're going to think I heard it somehow through an IFB or something. So here's what I'm going to do. Next best thing, we keep this analog. I'm going to turn around. Steve's going to cover my eyes.

I want you to write down this person's first name. Okay. Show some people in the room. You can show a camera. He's going to cover my eyes with two hands. Make sure I can't see this. Okay. Oh, my God.

Nick, are you holding my wallet? I'm holding it. No, come on. Cover my eyes. Cover his eyes, Steven. Cover him, damn it. Okay. I wrote the name. Kate, you're going to show some people. So walk, show at least three or four people. We need some witnesses. Oh my god.

Okay. Got it. Camera. Oh, show the camera. Just don't show me. Okay. Okay, good. Is it done? Yes. Do it, do it, do it. Love it. Oh my eyes. This guy's lightly sweaty, but I'm okay with it. I right. Got it. Okay, good. Is it done? Yes. Do it, do it, do it. Love it. Open my eyes. This guy's lightly sweaty, but I'm okay with it.

I was okay with it. Is it folded? Okay, hold on. Let me fold it. Yeah, you fold it like, I don't know, like quarter. I don't know. Do whatever. Okay. Rip it up.

Rip it up. Rip this thing. I don't mean to scare you. I'm trying to look away. Hold out your hands. Rip. Rip. I think that she didn't change her mind and waver the way you did.

She knew who she was going to pick. She knew. When I said change your mind a bunch, Kate's like, screw that. I'm not changing my mind. I'm staying with who I am. Am I right? You stayed with your first person. I tried, but I struggled.

I know. I know. I don't want to say she's stubborn. She's resolute. She's resolute. What the fuck? And then the next thing is, I get different reactions when the gender flips. Hear me out.

When a guy thinks of another guy, different reaction than when a guy thinks of female. Female to guy is different too. She touched her hair. Kate touched her hair. Definitely a guy vibe on this. When a guy thinks of another guy, different reaction than when a guy thinks of female. Female to guy is different too. She touched her hair. Kate touched her hair. Definitely a guy vibe on this. Definitely a guy. Oh my God. Definitely a guy.

Nick, you've been holding that wallet the whole time. Tired. Open it up. Open it up. If there's a photo of this guy in there, are you going to flip out? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Kate is about to get restraining orders.

Nick, can you come closer? I want to make sure the camera gets it. I want to see. Oh, I can come in or you get in. Whatever you want to do. Just. No, no. You don't have to.

Sorry. I didn't mean to make it work. The zipper. Do you see? Let me put this away. Open up this little zipper right there. This little zippered compartment. Leave the MetroCard.

That's unlimited. Unlimited? I don't want to touch anything. Grab my business card. How red is my face? That's me. And read the note on the back. Get over to the mic.

Read the note on the back to Kate. Dude. What? It says, be sure to tell Jeff about this. What? What? What? I love Jeff.

Jeff's the best. That's my brother. What the fuck? What? Carve up turkey and be like, yo, we met the devil. What? That was sick. Oh, my God.

Dude, what? Yak. I hope you get rich, dude. I hope you make so much money in your life, dude. Thank you. At O's the Mentalist. At OZ the Mentalist. I hope you get rich as fuck.

If you are watching the next couple weeks, I was on Monday Night Countdown last night, if anybody saw it, the Ravens. And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucks in the next week or two, baby. Act like you didn't know something about him. I said, be sure to say hi to Giselle to me. Oh, my God. You're crazy.

That's amazing. You're crazy, bro. All right. Thank you, dude. That was so much.'re crazy, bro. All right, thank you, dude. That was fun. Nice little pop in. Holy fuck. Thank you.

Oh my God. My armpits are so fake. So how, okay. I don't know. That's a dick. There will be no X. He's a cool event entertainer. You should burn him.

And I've never mentioned my brother ever. That's the thing. You had a brother. I know. Holy fuck. Whoa. What just happened? All right, how many ox are we buying?

Right. What just happened? Holy shit. What just happened? How the fuck did that happen? I don't even care if there's a way to do it. But the wallet thing doesn't make sense. All right, Kate, should we tell him how we helped?

Shut up. Fuck, don't say that. That's fucking crazy. We knew all along that he was going to come in. Yeah. You're the mentalist. He's a pawn. I don't know what just happened. I thought the note card, if I would be like blank

or something, but there's the name I wrote right there still. It was in the wallet though, I don't think. I don't know, but I thought the note card, if I would be like blank or something, but there's the name I wrote like right there still. It was in the wallet, though, I don't think. I don't know, but I thought sleight of hand or some shit or whatever. How the fuck did he do that? Wow. Let him have it. I think just let him have it.

I'm going to give him this one. Next one, we'll get him. Holy shit. He's fantastic at his job. Whatever he's getting paid, dude, he deserves more. Now you understand why I was so excited that he was there. That guy is probably the most incredible man in the world. The funniest part was when he said Tom Brady, though.

And Stephen's knees buckled. Stephen's knees buckled down. How'd you know I liked the box? Did you get that on camera? I think they were just moving over to it because that's what I checked too. Za. Whoa, Za. Za.

Za. Za. Holy shit. Oh, you don't like that? Za. Za just. What do you think? Za was like dead. Za's face was.

This is how he's been sitting for. He's frozen. Za. Holy shit. This is how he's been sitting Frozen Holy shit I don't fuck with shit like that That's some weird shit right there I will never be able to know How he did that I was on Monday night countdown last night

If anybody saw it The Ravens And then I'll be on With Tom Brady and the Bucks In the next week. Oh. Like the trick was done to him. He pointed to him like the trick was done to him.

Like, God, Oz, you picked me. How do you know? He pointed to himself. That was the greatest trick he pulled Was anyone else Was anyone else worried That he was gonna fuck up Me too

I was so worried In my head I was like No matter what he says I'm just gonna be like Yay Yeah Wow That was my whole

Really pick 71 On everything Wow If that happened to me I would be a little bit Like scared Yeah I would perceive it differently If that happened to me I would be a little bit Like scared Yeah I would perceive it differently

If it happened to me But obviously When he came in He was like You got a lot of secrets I was like Yeah no I was like

You just ruined your life I was like Oh my god He was like If you smile There's something you're hiding I was like I was worried

I'm not smiling I got scared I don't want him Coming after my brain Fuck that I got freaked out I don't want him coming after my brain. Fuck that. I got freaked out. I don't want him inside my brain. Hell yeah.

He's so good. He's so good. He should have three million followers. How? That was awesome. Dude, what the fuck? Which one are you guys more creeped out by? Tom Brady.

Jeff. Tom Brady. I've never. How would he know that Steven is a Bucs fan? He's wearing a dolphin suit. I want to watch it again. Can we watch Steven again? And we show Steven with the Kate reveal too, because I don't know if I was on camera though.

The Jeff reveal. Steven's reaction was hilarious. Me? What the fuck? What? That's my first time. I see how much money in your life. The next couple weeks, I was on Monday Night Countdown last night,

if anybody saw it, the Ravens. Steven did. And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucks in the next week. Oh. Oh. I didn't see Think about him. I know. I told him, like, I said, be sure to take him to Tom Brady.

Think about him. Zod clapping is great. With his palms. Holy shit. That was awesome. That was awesome. That was crazy. That made my day.

Yeah. That was awesome. That was the best. Damn. Are we still playing O-Trail or no? That was awesome. That made my day. Yeah. That was awesome. That was the best. All right. Damn. Are we still playing O-Trail or no? I got to bounce it to 30 so we can either do it tomorrow. Or should we do a trail tomorrow?

All right. We'll keep trailing tomorrow. Holy fuck. He's got 1.6 mil. You can't really top that. No. No. It's a good way to go out.

Holy shit. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Steven. I can't believe he's going to the Bucs. I know. That is crazy. Fucking nuts, dude. Out of all the things, how would he have known?

You're wearing a dolphin sweatshirt. Yeah. I knew you were a Bucs guy. Wow. Incredible. All right, see everyone tomorrow. Love you, Jeff. Bye. Love you, Jeff. Ugly sweaters are on sale in the Barstool store now.

Go get a Yak one. There's a bunch available. Go get them now. It's a Yak. Get your broad yak style. Later, Jicks.