The Yak - Paul Skenes Stops By for Data Day 2024 | The Yak 9-4-24

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

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Promo code Yak. It is data day, but before we do do data day Paul Skeens is in the house Paul Skeens The phenom We just taped a great interview with him For part of my take coming out Friday So wait Nick You took a picture, Nick is our biggest Pirates fan

Yeah but I did something I regret in the photo I'm significantly shorter and I went arm over shoulder which you don't do oh the end result is plain goofy did you notice that paul uh did it shock you to feel my hand on your shoulder like why is this shorter man doing that it's it's a little different okay you want to redo no i'll probably end up fucking doing it again dude i don't know yeah you would i already i deleted the photo so nick is what what were you on the pirates list uh top 10 right top 10 of pittsburgh pirate fan twitter accounts nice yeah thanks paul yeah Nice. Yeah. Thanks, Paul. Yeah. And how often do you tweet about the pirates?

I think, fuck, man, daily? Yeah. I think about them a lot. Yeah. Think about them a lot. Yeah. But Paul's going to do the gauntlet. What?

Yes. Whoa. We were like, I didn't, I was like, I always feel weird asking someone if they want to do the gauntlet because then you got to explain it. But I basically was like, Brandon, explain the gauntlet. And you walked off. I walked off. But he's in.

I think what's helping us is the entire Orioles roster did it. And same with the Tigers. So you have to rep and beat those guys. Yeah, peer pressure. Yeah, peer pressure. So who's the top baseball player that we have on the list, TJ? Here it is. Westbrook.

Jordan Westbrook. Jordan Westbrook. That was an impressive run. Mississippi State. Two minutes, five seconds. Now, we should also say, Paul, we changed the football toss. It has been changed in the last, I don't know, like a couple weeks. It used to be a little easier.

So now it's a little harder. So we'll judge it compared to, we won't say like, oh, he did the old gauntlet. You're doing the new gauntlet. How do you feel? What's going to be your worst thing? Basketball. Without a doubt. For sure.

No doubt. Did you hoop in high school? Not at all. Really? Not even remotely. Not even? Is it embarrassing? Is it noticeable?

We'll see. Were you always this big? Not always this big, but I was always tall. You were a baby. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, you never got pushed at basketball? No. Because you're a big fella, obviously.

You ever play horse with the boys? Yeah, probably in like fourth grade. Fourth grade. Wow. You could dunk, I bet, right? I think so. Did you play boys football in high school? No.

Baseball. Baseball. Oh, you were a specialist. He also was an incredible – I can tell. It's never going to work out. Don't specialize in one sport. You idiot.

Okay, so are you ready to do it? Yeah, let's do it. Are you worried – did Brandon explain the trivia part? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Okay. Because that – what was the, was it Torkelson?

It was like. Yeah. He didn't know what a vowel was. Yeah. That's right. He didn't know what a vowel was. And then also, didn't he like, wasn't there an answer that was tiger? He didn't know what the largest jungle cat was.

Oh, yeah. That's right. And he plays on the tigers. Yeah. So we'll hopefully, hopefully there won't be any pirates questions. Yeah, I'll get them. Black beard and shit. All right, so you sit right back here when you're done.

All right, let's do it. Paul Skeens, the phenom. We also had a moment where Dave was gifted a Paul Skeen's jersey yesterday, just randomly, and Jerry tried to take it to get it signed so he could probably sell it. So we snuffed it out. So Paul signed the jersey to Jerry, wished this was in your basement, and now it will go in Dave's house. Yeah. So it's going to look good.

All right. Paul Skeen's gauntlet. What a day. Starting data day with Paul Skeen's gauntlet. What a day. Starting data day with Paul Skeen's gauntlet. Huge. He's in the news. He's been. Yeah, he's always.

He's damn good. I know. He's a man. You said he's the phenom. Yeah. He basically ended the Cubs season. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, he did. All right, you ready? Pretty cool. Give me one second. All right, hold on one second. Did he sign the waiver? Give me one second.

Yeah, he did. He signed the waiver. Make sure there's nothing in the way. Yeah. Okay, that would be bad. All right. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. All right, Polen's gone Paul Skeen's gone he's he's kind of relaxed which

is good I don't want to stress he's actually doing fucking good yeah that one go I've seen a lot of people go yeah this is fine. Yep. Soccer. Soccer. Nice. Yeah. Little jog. He's got Connor Griffin a goal, which should help. Oh. Close. Oh. That's in.

That's in. This could be a hit. This would be awkward. Yeah, he hit. The pitchers don't hit anymore. Oh. Yeah, he's fine. That should just count. Yeah.

Wow. That was a bad flip. That was awesome. Cock anymore. Yeah, he's fine. That should just count. Yeah, wow. Hit the bat flip. That was awesome. Cocky. All right, he should be able to lose. Oh, no. He should heave it hard. He should heave it real hard.

Get him another ball, Brandon. Get him another ball. You rebound when it's. Oh, shit. That was awesome. Oh, this is casual. That was awesome. Oh, he's the future.

That was awesome. That was the most nonchalant gauntlet ever. I guess also we should have expected. Oh, he's the future. That was awesome. The most nonchalant gauntlet ever. Yeah. I guess also we should have expected. Oh, he has two balls in the hand. We should have expected he could throw a football like that. Yeah. I guess that was an oversight.

He never put that one together. Oh, he can locate a ball. He warms up with a football. Ten feet away. Little oomph, P. Okay. At least he said he saw a football. He did warn us.

Yeah. Oh, no. Brandon's getting flustered. Oh, that's my favorite sound. That's the best sound, Titus. The swish with the ting. The little ting. That's when it's so pure.

Dude, his time is awesome right now He's got trivia And he's smart as a whip That's the fastest football throw there's ever been I think And clockwise Yep Trivia

Trivia Oh 7 MLB teams without red or blue in their color scheme. Pirates. Pirates. There we go. Good start. Good start, Paul.

Red or blue. Without red or blue. Astros. Does that count? Mm-hmm. No. No. Let's see.

What else? 12 countries that end in land. Still the same question? Oh, no. All these still. All of them? Yeah. Any order. Any the same question? Oh, no. All these still. All of them? Yeah. Any order.

Any order. You can pick and choose. You just have to do 10 total. 10? Oh, my God. No, no, no. 10. 12 countries end with land.

Okay. Just get as many as you can. Greenland. Iceland. What? It's not a country? It's Danish. What?

It's Denmark. Iceland. Okay. All right. Okay. That's a country. It's not a country? It's Danish. What? It's Denmark. Iceland. Okay. All right. Okay, that's actually tough. Yeah. Yeah, that's very tough. What else do we got?

Are you like a Digimon guy? Okay. What's a Digimon? I feel like MLB teams could be a good one. Yeah, maybe stick with MLB. MLB teams, yeah. Stick with the MLB teams. Red or blue?

Without red or blue. What are some other colors? Tigers, Yankees. Tigers are blue. Yankees are blue. Okay, they're Navy blue. There's a lot of blue. Okay.

I think there are only seven. Oh, the other team in your state? No, Phillies. Red. Oh, yes, red and blue. I thought it was maroon. Red and blue. I thought it was maroon. Wait, so Yankee. Oh, okay. No. Phillies? Red. Oh, yes. Red and blue. I thought it was maroon. Red and blue. I thought it was maroon.

Wait, so Yankee. Oh, okay. Purple. Who's got purple? Mariner. Okay. Oh, yeah. Purple.

This is hard. Oh, my God. Mile high. Orange. Yeah. Okay. Rockies. Yeah.

Orange. Oh, yeah. There's an orange team. The Astros aren't one of them? No, I think they have navy blue. And the Yankees aren't one of them? No, I think they have blue. Yeah, Navy blue. And the Yankees aren't one of them? No. Okay, let's just think here.

Let's think. There is an orange team. Think in your division, maybe. Oh, wait, no, red. Never mind. Any team. Red's a red. I was only thinking of blue.

I was only thinking of the blue part. There's a team with socks. Oh, yeah. But they're not. Yeah, white socks. There we go. Gosh. I mentioned Gunnar Henderson.

Diamondbacks? Ooh. Yeah. What? No. Gunnar Henderson. What does he play for? Yeah, Orioles.

Thanks. Yep, I got you, I got you, I got you. Do you know any players on the Knicks? Mets? No. No, I don't. I got you. Do you know any players on the Knicks? Mets? No. No, I don't. Okay. Do you know the Will Smith's kids?

Not personally. This was a brutal one. Jaden? Yeah. Jaden Smith? I don't know. Yeah, there you go. All right, we're getting close.

This is probably the hardest one we've ever done. Yeah. I need to get 10 total? Yeah, you have four more. Oh, okay. Maybe go back to the countries? Iceland. Iceland.

I don't know any. I know a bunch. What does a shark have on its head? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. There's the really good food that's spicy. Oh.

Guys, I'm lost. Thailand? Oh lost oh thailand yeah there it is what about i was thinking about irish people ireland oh i i don't know any of these all right all right more um what about uh finland yeah did you say fin? There it is. Is that time? No, we got one more. What about... This is a bad draw. What about the team that plays in Miami? Oh, the Marlins? Yeah.

Aren't they blue? No, they're blue. Fuck. Every team's blue. I'm just going to stick with the MLB teams Yeah what the fuck Oh what about the team that nobody goes to that's moving Yeah

Oh the A's Yeah Bam That was the worst draw you could have gotten You crushed the gauntlet part The on court part Yeah that was tough Padres and Giants

Probably a lot of emotions Do you want to try a different trivia The on-court part. Yeah, that was tough. Padres and Giants? Yeah. Probably a lot of emotions. Do you want to try a different trivia? No. That's my score. Okay, that's your score. That's admirable. When you come back, you get to go again.

Keeps going down. Yeah, when you come back, you get to go again. Look. You beat Delaney Walker. Tim Woods. Jerry O'Connell. Tony P. and D.C. Stu Feiner, who you just met. You you just met you're fine you're fine will compton he played in the nfl you were on pace to have the best score ever i feel like

yeah you were no no you were crushing it and then the that baseball question was hard it was hard Every team has blue or red What are the other teams? Oh yeah England Damn Would you have gotten the lands Kyle? No

I couldn't think of any By the way that football throw You're pretty good at throwing Yeah I mean that's my job Yeah I don't know why i didn't put it together because i said before i was like oh the football throw is kind of hard and then you did it i was like oh yeah of course he can throw us for a living that yeah why why

do some pitchers like can't throw anything other than on the mound to the catcher like john lester was a famous example i couldn't throw to first. And some guys can't field and throw it. Why do you think that is? It's just how some guys are. I don't know. That's what I was thinking. Yeah.

Mentally. Yeah. Oh, this is you. With football? Yeah, we have a bullpen catcher from Venezuela, I think. And they, you know, obviously he, once he came over to the States, that's when he first started throwing the football. Yeah. So it took him a little bit to learn how to throw the football.

Bullpen catcher's the coolest job ever? I think so. They're not major leaguers. Your job's pretty cool, though cool though yeah but he's got pressure the bullpen catcher i don't know how much they make like probably what 100k i don't know no idea but they just they're they they wear uniform yeah they have numbers yep and they're not on the roster but they're not on the roster they're on the team they're not on the team no they're not major league baseball they're part on the team. They're not on the team. No, they're not Major League Baseball.

But they're part of the team. But they're part of the team. Marketers. 75,000. And he just travels with you guys? Yeah. He's a cool guy. Oh, it's one dude?

Yeah. We got two. Oh. Is it more important to be a good hang when you're a bullpen catcher? I mean, do your job for sure. for sure i think catch probably be the number one yeah but definitely a cool hang and i think you're piling on you knew what he was going to say you're cool hang but you can't catch yeah just ball just gets past you every time you're like my bad i'll go get that this is pile on mentality you guys are gonna get shit on in the comments

uh all right well paul thanks so much, man. You're the best. I appreciate you stopping by today. That was so much fun. And yeah, anytime you're in town, love to have you. Next time. Yeah. Appreciate it.

Gosh, got to do better on the car. This is how we get people back. Yeah. Because they get disappointed in themselves, and they're like, fuck, I got to do better. Yeah, I'm going to practice this every day in the off season. He comes back and does it in 45 seconds. Wouldn't put it past you.

All right, thank you, Paul. Thanks, Paul. Nice meeting you. Thanks for coming through. Have a good one. All right, I'll do an ad real quick. DraftKings. NFL Week 1 is here.

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Additional NFL Plus Premium terms at NFL.com slash terms. Nick, take another picture. Get another picture with Paul out on the court. Get a better picture.

Get a better picture. Do what you gotta do. Redemption picture. You got this. You got this. Be like a better picture. Do what you got to do. Redemption picture. You got this. You got this. Be kind of cool. Yeah, be cool about it. Be cool about it.

Leap into his arms or something. Chill. And now do the wheel. Do the wheel, TJ. You do an arm behind. Oh, shit. How do you want to do it? I don't Oh, shit.

All right. Thank you, Paul. See you guys. See you guys. See ya. Thank you. For sure. Did he spin it already?

What did he forget? Oh, Paul, one thing. Did it land on Big Cat? You forgot your hug. It's cool that Big Cat does it. Yeah on Big Cat? It's cool that Big Cat does it Yeah different energy I don't think you should be on the wheel for that Why? Because you can hug him and it's not awkward

No but just saying you forgot your hug to another big man Is so brutal And do you really want to make the odds more? Yeah it's not fun I was kind of looking down as it's happening paul skeen's great dude yeah good pitch awesome dude throws the ball really hard uh i have a thing oh oh yes brandon does he he got here for the start of the show wow oh i wasn't here thank Good thing, Brandon. That wasn't my thing. Oh, I thought it was. I was walking into the Yak.

I walked by Stephen Che. Stephen Che said, ooh, food, when he saw food at the bar. I said, Stephen, you have a pep in your step today. He looks at me. He smiles. He says, I'm wearing a cup, brother. Oh. You're wearing a cup?

Right now? Yeah, we're going on the punt stream. We got to protect. You're wearing a cup now? All day? Yeah, for punts. For punts later. For punts at 3.30.

Do you think NFL players wake up and put it on? Dude, I have stitches in my scrotum. So, yeah, I'm going to fucking. No, no, no. Why do you have it on now Dude, I have stitches in my scrotum. So yeah, I'm gonna fucking... No, no, no, no. Why do you have it on now? That's not the weird part. Why are you wearing it now? Because I wasn't gonna change. You woke up. You left your house today.

You dropped your kids off at school? No, not today. You left your house today. You drove? I did. I was gonna train, but the You had a cup in the whole time. You had a cup in the whole time. Correct. I took a dump this morning in the office wearing a cup.

No! Why are you wearing a cup? I mean, it was down. You actually probably could in the jockstrap, right? The jockstrap doesn't go over your asshole. You could leave it on. It's not one of those. It's like a...

Basically, yeah, it's compression shorts. Oh. Wait, but why would you have a pep in your step? I don't know. Brandon said that. Not me. I mean, he was bouncing. He was gliding.

He was absolutely gliding. I probably just noticed the free food. I was excited. Yeah, and it is data day. It's data day. It's the most important day in the act. But I'm not sure the cup isn't what put the pep in his step. You think it was just.

It makes him feel like an athlete. He knows his dick's covered. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's true. Yeah. By the way, I did start my tampering last night.

Oh. Steven, what was the setting that you received that text message in? Sorry, what's that? The text message I sent you last night. What was the setting? Were you with your family? This is just the one that you sent me? Yeah.

I believe I was by myself at the moment. I was confused because I thought you sent me a gossip article. No. And then I was going to say wrong text, and then I opened it. I opened the text message because it just comes up with a little thing on the screen. Okay, because I was going to say there was no confusion when you like the text i sent you was literally mid-thrust oh did you send it time stamped no but it just that was the screen the thumbnail yeah the thumbnail was was dick in vagina yep pornography yeah. What did you get him with? I just did big titties, big ass.

I got to combat this. I have the longest one. I have February 14th. Yeah. I got to start sending like, I feel like you'd be immune to war and famine type headlines. Yeah. Because I feel like that would do it for me if I just updates from the Middle East. I'd be like, I can't.

Football injuries? What would make Steven sad and not horny? I don't know what would. Just Bucs losses? Yeah. Bad plays? What is a turn off for you, Che? I've tried to get this out of you.

He doesn't have them. I think the biggest turn off would be just paranoia or panic or stress about something out of you. He doesn't have them. I think the biggest turn off would be like just paranoia or panic or stress about something personal to you. You've got to kidnap his kids. Yeah, I'll just take his kids. I think you need to break into his house but not take anything. Yeah, just move stuff around a little bit.

Whoa. He will never get hard again. I'll get hard. Alright, I mean, Steven, are you I'll get hard. All right. I mean, Steven, are you ready? Are you going to give him the floor? I don't know. Do we have anything else before?

Yeah. I mean, I'm a Che guy. Everybody knows that. But I feel like Che is on an all-time heater right now. And I hate to do this. I really do. But I think I'm cheering for him to fuck up. I think I am.

Because I think the rule of this show is once you get too hot, you need to be knocked down a peg or two. We're all in alignment, correct? Yes. And it's the only thing he actually cares about. Like, this does bother him when he screws this up. Okay. That's true. Yeah.

This is my second day today. Last year, he did fuck something up. It was great. But I'm just trying to understand We all are rooting for the fuck up What was the fuck up last year again? You missed 10 games 4 games It was a lot of games

We need the chat Be on your game Chat needs to TJ Please let us know if the chat finds anything wrong Because there's a point In data day where it kind of all washes over my brain Chat needs to TJ. Please let us know if the chat finds anything wrong. Because there's a point in data day where it kind of all washes over my brain. It's very early, too. Yeah.

Yeah. Almost instant. So does the record start coming out? Yeah, where he starts and he does his radio hit Che voice. Like, sure. Talk to us about the AFC South. Sure. Yeah, sure. Would love to.

He's wearing a cup. He's wearing a cup. Came into the. Would love to. He's wearing a cup. He's wearing a cup. He came into the office wearing a cup. He's wearing a cup right now. That's one of the most uncomfortable things you could purchase. The most uncomfortable wearable item. Yeah. Has to be. Yeah. But Stephen, I said, I didn't

say, are you wearing a cup today? I said, Stephen, you have a pep in your step. And you said, brother, I'm wearing a cup. Why I said, Stephen, you have a pep in your step. And you said, brother, I'm wearing a cup. Why was that the answer to that statement? Brother, I'm wearing a cup. I don't know. He's a sneaky brother. When you get brothered by Stephen Shea. He brothers a lot. He does brother.

It's a tough spot to be in. But you're wearing compression shorts? So I assume there's a slit at the top where you just slide the cup in. I don't know. This is my first time wearing it. I just ordered it off Amazon, so it was in there. I think so. Yeah. So basically, you could be out on the football field,

and 10 seconds before the punt comes, you could slide it in real quick. But you chose to put it on at, like, 6 a.m. Can you slide it out and show us? Because I need to see what's painting on this monster. I don't know what this looks like, I guess. I guess you can show us. Yeah, slide it out and show us. Stephanie, I guess. I guess you can show us. Yeah, slide it out and show us. Stephanie, look away.

It turns right towards you. What a screenshot. Nobody screenshot. Steph, congrats on the job for life. That's a natural cup. That looked like he was in pain. oh that's big well oh i guess that's what it looks like it would be in the way of is it comfortable chay and you're wearing that all day long why don't you keep it it out? I guess. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, you can do that. Is he off today? You can keep it off. I think he's probably just so much data's in his brain. He's got to dump it. Yeah. He's just full. Yeah, the kid meme in school.

Yeah, like, big vein. He's got to get it out. I'm excited. Last year, I was super pregnant For day to day And it was in the old office And I'll be honest I wasn't sports I wasn't into sports At the time

I kinda wanted to kill myself During day to day Yeah Had a bad attitude I brought meats and cheeses Oh I got a day to day cake Whoa

It has day to day on it For everybody And you're wearing All Eagles stuff I'm wearing all Eagles stuff And I wanna like Be in it today So I Eagles stuff. I'm wearing all Eagles stuff and I want to be in it today. So I'm excited and I'm going to have a different attitude. I hated it

last year. I hated it. I mean, you hated it this year too. I hated it. We find out his Super Bowl winner today and also, just to remind people, no one else on the internet does this. No one else. No one else has ever picked every

record. Remind me, who did you pick to win the Super Bowl last year? The Jets. It was the Jets, right? And then Rodgers. Who was the year before that? Who was the year before that? Chargers? Chargers, yikes.

And then, what is it, two years ago you said the Chiefs weren't going to make the playoffs, and then Travis Kelsey basically, because no one else picked the Chiefs to not make the playoffs. And at the Super Bowl parade, Travis Kelsey was like, yeah, and to all the haters who said we weren't going to make the playoffs. That's right. Literally Stephen Chaney. Yeah, he was the only guy.

Yep. Oh, man. By the way, I have an update for the the fantasy league that steven chase is commissioner of i have a side text with a couple of the guys and because dave chase been commissioner for two years dave has been in the league now i'm in it is the third year they all kind of knew chase is just the commissioner i got a couple of the guys i basically like overdosed him with chay last i was sending them clips they like, we don't understand this guy. I was like, watch this, watch that.

And now they can't get enough Che. Really? Yeah. Oh, they're asking for more? Yeah, they want more Che. I was like, tune in to Dadaday. Yeah. I mean, I'm checking people left and right in that league.

What? I'm checking people left and right in that league. He is. He's checking. He does. Anyone who gets out of, like when Mike Trout talks out of turn. Have you shushed Mike Trout? Mike Trout got a talking to today.

Wait, I missed this. Did you not see that? No, what did you do? Mike Trout got a talking to? Oh, yeah. It was actually like... We need to know what he said to Mike Trout. Hold on. I understand.

I don't think drug dealers are good,, I get. We've got to find it. We need to know what he said to Mike Trout. All right, hold on. I understand. I'm not a, you know, I don't think drug dealers are good, but I get where they get it off because, like, giving someone full Che was like being a hero. You open your trench coat. You're like, buddy, you have no idea how deep this goes. Hey, kids. Except you're constantly getting high on your supply of Che. All right.

Where did you talk? Where did you give him a talk? You said draft grades are out. Yep. Where the graph pictures are. Okay. All right. So.

There's the graph. All right. So. Oh. Trout said, I get the grades, but where are the results? And Che said, to be clear, are you accusing the commission of juicing the results to have kickers eliminated and Mike Trout said I just want to see them all that's

that's all and then Mike Trout unsent a message whoa people fall in line when I unsent I don't know I was driving but he unsent it very quickly and then Che so I guess there was a vote to remove the kicker and Che then sent Mike Trout the vote.

He demanded that I send the results, and I said, okay. And he sent the results. Yeah, he was like, here are all the receipts. Yeah, I'm checking people. I had to check Liam a little bit last night. Yeah, you did. You checked Liam hard. Yeah, but checking Liam is...

Checking Mike Trout. But the fact that that's the same to Che. Everybody gets the same. Also, shout out to everyone. He had to liam because che asked for our team name and liam said steven che is a communist che said no and then i said steven i didn't say no i said like okay come on like give me your real team like is that it and also is liam speaking for the team yeah and then i said steven che can't come. So that's it. No, he was not happy about that either.

And then so we're the Scorpions. That's a good third choice. Yeah. But the unintended effect for Stephen Che is that I saw at least 20, 25 people change their fantasy team name to Stephen Che can't come. Oh, don't do that, guys. Don't do that, guys. Don't do that. Hopefully, come January, we just get a lot of people being like, Stephen Che can't come won the league.

I'm not worried about that at all. Any publicity is good publicity. You not being able to come? I mean, I'm going to be coming like crazy. Che, it's not come if it's not come. Yeah, good point. I don't want more kids. That's a Tomlin quote.

This is a good thing. It was a surgery I opted in for. But you're on what, day seven? Six? Today, Thursday? Seven? Or six? Are you like...

Six. Today's Wednesday, six. Tomorrow the day? I think tomorrow's when he can start. Are you feeling like... I would put it off a few more days. I'd be afraid. Yeah.

I'd wait another week at least to start. I might put it off just because I have a thing this week. I had a buddy that got a vasectomy and it took him a month. Wait, you can't jerk off because you have a thing this week? No. Logistics issue. I'll be talking to you soon, boys.

Don't worry. I can rest easy are you going to tweet out your roman numerals Che? I think I was going to do jerseys oh I like that and it'll just be like a secret thing it'll be a player and you'll see the player's jersey I think just the solo digit

but you know Che okay I do the tricks. He's got to do the tricks. That way it's a secret. Are you like carnally ornery right now? Yeah, he's actually been very much on edge. Like could a scent get you hard? I don't know.

Maybe. Okay. Oh, should we try? Not while I'm wearing the cup, but. Right. You want to throw smells at him to see if his dick pops? I wouldn't hate it. Maybe we'll save that for Friday.

Yeah. Okay. Something's off. I want him to just get into it, I think. Yeah, something is off. I'm telling you, he has been on edge because he can't come. He snapped at Liam yesterday. I did. He said. Liam yesterday. I did.

He said. I had to check people. It was like actually borderline rude. What did he say? What did you say to Liam? TJ, can you pull up the tweet? You tweeted. Yeah.

He said something like, you're too early in your career to be this jaded or something. Something along those lines. What the fuck, dude? Pat him on the head after you said it yeah or you're oh no all right yeah what is it uh cool man your attitude stinks you're way too new to be this jaded it's crazy that's crazy that was a throwback to liam gallagher last week yeah but no no he doesn't throw back what. What did Liam say? He said... He was just razzing me.

He was razzing him. The setup from my side was like, I needed them to just finalize a team name because I was waiting for graphics. I was cooking my family dinner. It was like, a lot of things are building up. I'm waiting on this. I sent a reminder four hours before.

I knew Big Cat had his kids little league game, so I wasn't pressing earlier. But then I was like, all right, guys, I need this. And he's kind of dicking me around it's like dude come on you're too jaded come on Blutman your attitude stinks and then we

asked if we needed to get the players rep involved because he was going after my guys you're not the boss of like multi hundred million dollar guys by just being a pushover so you're not the boss of multi-hundred-million-dollar guys by just being a pushover. People got to fall in line. You're not the boss of them.

That's the problem. As far as fantasy football, I am. Oh, God damn it. Yeah. I said, is this a formal complaint against our team commission? Because if it is, I'd like to hear it in our defense. And he said, not a formal complaint, but a bad start from your team. So it seems like we have a bias against us.

No, everybody gets to play the games. Same scoring. Okay. He did apologize after, Stephen, even after what it seemed like about two to three minutes. So he might have come and then apologized. Can't send it right away. You got to let it sink in. Tell someone they're too jaded.

It's such a mean thing to say. It is mean. It's just mean. Yeah, that's just a mean thing to say. All right. Well, don't fuck around with me on my off time. You'll never work in this town again. Cup Che.

It's Commissioner Che as well. This is the shit that Mike Trout wakes up fearing every day. He's like, don't want to be on the wrong side of this guy. All right. Let's do it. Data Day.

Here we go. Data Day 2024. What Data Day is this? Is this five? Four, I think. Four? I think it might be 5 could be 5

hopefully it's 4 and he already fucked up I'm not sure historically 19, 20 I think this is year 3 with Quigs doing the graphics this might be 6 19, 20, 21, 22 I don't think we did it in 19 did we might not have

what year did we never did it on Sirius did we? Might not have. What year did... We never did it on Sirius, did we? No, I don't think so. What year did Mitch... What year was the double doink? 2018. Okay, so 2019 was the first year we saw him. Oh, well, it was 66. You're right, KB. How do you mark it by the double doink? That was when... That was when

Caleb and Stephen Che's relationship irreparably changed. Okay, alright. Yes, because I said the Bears wouldn't be good. Were you and Caleb close before that? Oh, the tightest. They were best friends. No, I mean, we're fine. But, yeah, once I spoke ill of Mitch, attitudes parted ways.

Yeah. It's fine. Relationships. Attitudes parted ways. It's fine. We've moved past it. I don't think you have. I don't think you have. Who, me?

Well, I don't think Caleb likes you. That's fine. Not everyone's going to like me. I don't know if this is the right shade for data. He's just got so much data in his brain, he's got to get it out. He's got to get it out. I am confrontational. And short, too.

Yeah. A little short. Do you want to take a lap? What are you looking for here? Oh. Wow. I think we just, let's roll with this. Okay.

Let's try this. All right. Let's see where this goes. Dad of David put an asterisk, Stephen Che is angry. Okay. What if this is how he needs to be to be his best? What if this is his best predictions ever? We also, I'm going to just say that reversing the vasectomy is now on the table. Yeah. For his best. This is his best predictions ever. We also, I'm going to just say that reversing

the vasectomy is now on the table for his job. We might have to do that. This attitude stinks. Continues to stink. Am I too jaded? No, you're just kind of a dick. It's just dick. Should he put the cup back in?

You have to separate the commissioner me, which is a difficult job, and the regular work me. But now you're in both worlds. Your commissioner job's more difficult than your real job? No, I didn't say that. I'm just saying, like, that's... All right, so turn off Commissioner Che. Okay, all right.

I think he's back. Hey, Steven, what's up? You ready for data day? Yes, let's get going Alright, let's go, here we go That's all we have to do You just gotta make sure we turn it off Alright

Hold on, let me take a picture We made it Now, hold on What's in collaboration? Who are we collaborating with? Eagles for Harris. What is going on? Oh, Eagles for Harris, Stephen.

Yeah, Max must have bought some signage. Okay. So, next gen NFL, Eagles for Kamala Harris, AWS. IBM Watson. What's NGFFL? Fantasy. The flag football league. Oh, I like flag football.

Pray for DeMar. Yep. Okay. That's Greer money right there. Alright, let's do it. Yep. Alright, we're jumping in. Whoa. So you have the Jets winning the division.

Yes, I like the Jets a lot. They just have too many good players. Aaron Rodgers coming back. I think this is their year to win the division. Yes, I like the Jets a lot. They just have too many good players. Aaron Rodgers is coming back. I think this is their year to win the division. He's in his voice. He's in his voice. Do you have the Dolphins missing the playoffs? Yeah, walk us through it.

Walk us through every division. It's your day. I like Buffalo. I think they did have some setbacks on defense. They lost some guys on offense. I think Josh Allen is just too good for them to not make the playoffs. Miami, I have taken a slight step back.

We're noticing injuries already from Tyree Kill, Jalen Waddell, they said they were going to play week one. We'll see how that goes. HN, injury riddled back. Let's see if they can finish the year healthy. And then New England just stinks. Okay. So you feel good

about this. Jets and Bills. It's already out. She hated it. Okay. So that's the AFC East. Yes. Not a whole lot. I mean... I don't really disagree with any of this. But he is doubling down on the team that he had to win the Super Bowl

last year. It's kind of risky. It's bad if you're a Jets fan. Yeah, historically that wouldn't bode well for you. Yes. But, I mean, if they're healthy, I like their chances. He's 41 years old.

He is. He's old. Come off an injury, but he'll be okay. Good player. Oh, Kate's going... Oh, she has her pajamas on. She's changed into her pajamas. Did you get Kate over there, TJ? She's changed into her pajamas.

Making a little bed for herself. I don't even know when she changed. That happened so fast. Oh, Kate. Kate, she's sleepy, man. Yeah, she got sleepy quick. Oh, Chase. Chase, she's sleepy, man. Yeah, she got sleepy quick. Oh, she got a little. She got a candle.

Yeah, a couple candles. Some wine. Yeah, a little wine. Chase, she's tired, dude. Oh. Okay, so that's it for Kate. She lasted longer than I thought she would. Yeah, she made it all the way to the AFC.

It was graphic. Get a little blanky. Okay. Nice. All right, good work. Night-night. So let's just try to keep it down. Yeah, let's keep it down for Kate.

Okay. Oh, she got the cucumbers. That's soft. Oh, love it. Oh, let's keep it down for Kate. Okay. Oh, she got the cucumbers. That's off. Oh, love it. Oh, that's relaxed. That is awesome for her. She deserves that. She does deserve it. Che, you should consider snapping on her. Yeah. You should honestly...

I've turned that off. No, but like you work pretty hard on this, right? Tirelessly? Yeah. It's kind of disrespectful. Wait, hold on a sec. Che, turn Commissioner Che back on. You work pretty hard on this, right? Tirelessly? Yeah. It's kind of disrespectful. Wait, hold on a sec. Let's put the deck together. Hold on a sec. Che. Yes.

Turn Commissioner Che back on. Yeah. Beep boop. Okay. Two buttons first. Kate's disrespecting Commissioner Che. Do you see this? He's putting it lightly. This is your passion.

This is your job. No, I actually disagree on that. I think that day-to-day is good, but what comes off of day-to-day is the best part of the show. It's not the actual numbers of it. She's pretending to sleep during your presentation. What you love is so mind-numbing to her. Undermining the whole thing.

Mike Trout just texted the group and said he loves Kate. Wow. He's a he loves Kate. Wow. He's a fellow Eagles fan. Okay. All right, turn it back off just in case. Wait. All right, thank you. It was beep-boop to go on and it's to go off.

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Ooh! All right. Now we're getting into it. The entire division with a winning record. Wow. I mean, Tomlin always finishes with a winning record so just put that in pen right now doesn't matter as a quarterback browns they have a good defense i don't believe in deshaun watson um but nine and eight still pretty good nick chubb probably coming back pretty soon uh bangles i think you know everybody here loves joe burrow jamar chase might hold out week one, but I think they're a playoff team.

And then the Ravens, I think, have maybe the best roster in football, so I like them quite a bit. What do you have the Ravens doing on Thursday night? Ravens Thursday night to win. Wow. Okay, so if they lose, the other day is already fucked. Yeah, that's true. Wow.

What about Friday? That won't happen. Eagles Packers. Friday got the pack in Brazil. Okay. That's... Yep. Okay, good AFC North.

Tough division, as always. As always. As always. Can you, like, showcase your expertise a little bit more? Yeah. Give more detail. I want to feel your knowledge the steelers nine and eight just because of tomlin's record yeah just because of his they're they're

always feisty i mean on defense i mean you're a steelers fan so they're going to be good on defense tj watt um uh nick herbig like they're they're a team that can get after the quarterback and on offense i think they're going to have just enough i mean kenny pickett wasn't great and they still finished with a you know good record last year good enough record last year so um russell wilson and justin fields justin field is going to be in some offensive packages like george pickens is a standalone guy um and they were just going to be in some office yeah they did all right remember chay the yak listeners only listen to the act they do not consume any other media. So this is their NFL preview. Good, yeah.

Yeah. So you have to kind of explain it to them. Okay. I don't want this to be – I feel like this is a pretty clean-cut version. Okay. As opposed to when it was not. To prior mistakes. Okay. I even have the tiebreaker sorted out, so I feel pretty confident about this one.

Do we have a tiebreaker in the AFC North? Not in the AFC North, but I'm talking about playoffs and all that stuff. Okay. All right, next up. I'm kind of jealous. AFC South, I kind of spoiled this yesterday, but I think the Jags are going to be pretty good. Trevor Lawrence, Trevor ETN, Travis ETN.

They did have kind of an overhaul of their receiving core, but I think Brian Thomas Jr., who I have, you'll see later, as an award winner at the receiver position, I think they are going to be pretty good. I do have the Texans winning via tiebreaker, though. Oh. Because I have them being the Jags head-to-head in weeks 4 and 13. Whoa.

Whoa. Wow. Whoa. Nice. So I have them winning the division there. I think the Titans are going to be kind of frisky. Brian Callahan's a new head coach, and I think they're going to bring more of a short passing game to Tennessee,

and they invested a lot in the receiving core. So I think Tennessee is actually going to be kind of frisky this year. Not an Anthony Richardson guy? It's too early to say. I mean, he's played four games, really. So he's never had more than 225 passing yards, never had more than 60 rushing yards. So it's kind of a mystery at quarterback.

So I'll take them last in this division. But I think it could be a frisky division. They're going to be able to run the ball. Are you guys worried about the sophomore slump with Stroud? Slightly. Okay. I think the teamoud? Slightly. Okay. I think the team's only gotten better. Yeah.

But now that coaches can study more film on the boy, prepare, make him uncomfortable. Expectations as well. Pete Briscoe did have a good point. How many touchdown passes do you guys, did CJ Stroud throw last year? I don't know. 29.

I think it was 23, 24, something like that. Yeah, it was 23. So doesn't it feel like the way he's talked about that he threw like 35? Yes. Yeah. I think he's incredible. But they perform well relative to expectation. Correct.

I think he's very lucky that Bryce Young was so bad. Yeah. That also helps. They also have a, you know, he's on a rookie deal, so they're investing in other positions. Stephon Diggs, Daniel Hunter, et cetera. Did they? Didn't they?

Did they? They certainly did, didn't they? How did they? Did they? They didn't? Didn't? They got Stephon Diggs. Yeah.

Did they not? Didn't? What's your face doing? Are we sure Stephon Diggs is? I think it's an improvement over not having Stephon Diggs. Did they? We'll find out with the Bills. I guess.

I mean, guy likes the ball. Also, Tank Dale got hurt halfway through the middle of the season, right? He's only one. He's only one ball. Correct. But now he has more people to throw the ball to. Yeah, but Stephon Diggs likes the ball. Yeah, that takes a couple years for him to get off the ball.

There's only one ball. How old's Joe Mixon? Titus, how many balls is there? There's only one ball. I wouldn't bring James Harden onto the team either. Yeah. He would cause a big problem. He plays basketball.

Right. He likes the ball. But he likes the ball. Yeah. He did used to be in Houston. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. So I wouldn't sign him at this point with Diggs.

It would never work. Okay. Hey, how you doing? Oh doing oh she's asleep she's knocked out yeah she's asleep all right where are we at steven afc west uh we're going to the west we're going to the west this is big it isn't until we see the playoff teams it starts to fall yeah yeah okay she's winning the vision not a crazy surprise i they're the transformation of the team is very interesting just because they're um i don't say they're led by their defense but defense is so good that they're just not a high-powered offense team that sucks on d um chargers what did you just say sucks on d bro come on come on did you hear you come on

out of the gutter um chargers i'm buying into jim harbaugh uh big 10 football they're gonna run the ball they're gonna play good defense and justin herbert is really good even though he has plantar fasciitis but um i think they're good i think the raiders are gonna be better than people think i don't think seven and ten is a very good record, but I think people are thinking the Raiders are going to be horrible. They play for Antonio Pierce. Go ahead, Brandon. So I noticed in the entire AFC, outside of the one outlier being the Patriots at 3-14.

All the teams are decent. All the teams are at least seven-win teams. Is that really true to form as far as a football season? Will everybody get to seven wins like you have projected? in the afc out of new england uh yes i have some uh lower team no six win teams no five win teams there is a six there are two fives and there is a four in the nfc okay but yeah it does seem like you believe the afc is just way way way better than the nfc like not even close i do i do believe that well you believe the AFC is just way, way, way better than the NFC. Like, not even close. I do believe that.

Wow. You think the Patriots are also significantly the worst team in the league? Yeah, I mean, they're trotting on Jacoby Percet week one. They're not going to win a lot of football games. Steven, my good friend Sam Schwartzen, who I think you know as well, who's a diehard Che Hive member, loves that day. Probably his favorite day of the year. Offered help yesterday, yeah. He did. did okay so he texted and asked the question why would the

titans pass short with will levis it's a good question he's got a he's got a big arm but they're bringing over the cincinnati offense so okay he averaged i think like 10.2 or 10.3 yards per attempt last year um it was either handed off derrick henry or booming down the field not super efficient not a good way to sustain drives and I think they're going to be a little more short passing game shorter than what they've been used to. But they invested in a receiver, Calvin Ridley Tyler Boyd coming over from Cincinnati

with some familiarity with that system. I like them to be shorter. He's cooking. Sam's allowed to ask any more questions. That's fine. I love Sam. The Chargers are going to suck. I disagree.

Really? Jim Harbaugh? Yeah. Nah. Jim Harbaugh will win two to three games that they shouldn't win. Just based off. First year? Yes.

Just based off Jim Harbaugh. I think the Chargers are going to stink. I think they're going to be a tough out. I also am biased because he said – Gus Edwards and J.K. Dobbins running the ball a lot with – And who is Herbert throwing to? And he's kind of backed up. Labakonke?

Yeah. Josh Palmer? Ever heard of him? Yeah, this isn't a very good team. No. Not a good team. What do you want to bet? I don't know.

What do you think they're going to finish? What's their win total? If they finish with a winning record, I'd be surprised. Oh. Brandon, be bold. Be bold, Brandon. I think they're a to finish? What's their win total? If they finish with a winning record, I'd be surprised. Oh. Brandon, be bold. Be bold, Brandon. I think they're a 6-11 team. Whoa.

All right, I'll take over 6.5 wins. No, you're the one that said it. All right, I'll take over 7.5 wins. Wow, Brandon. Brandon, take this. If you think they're going to stink, 7 wins is not a team. Brandon, look at their schedule. Look at their schedule.

7.5 wins. 8.5 makes them a winning team. Look at the schedule, Brandon. Consult their schedule. Seven and a half wins. Eight and a half makes them a winning team. Look at the schedule, Brandon. Consult the schedule. I think eight and a half. Let's see. Because that's you saying they're going to be a winning football team. Chargers.

Futures. Futures. What's their win total? Futures. I think Ken Jack might have blogged their game-by-game prediction. Okay, that doesn't help us in this conversation whatsoever. That was Raiders Week 1 at Panthers. That helps.

That helps. At Steelers. Chiefs. At Broncos. At Cardinals. All these teams sound the same. Same. It's the joy of reading schedules.

They're all NFL teams, right? The joy of reading schedules is once you get to a certain point, you have no idea what the fuck you're even – what point you're even making anymore. You're just reading shit. All right, it's eight and a half. That's their actual total? Yeah.

Then that's our total. They do play the Patriots and Panthers both. Yeah, that helps them. I do see that. Let's make a deal. If it falls – let's do let's do uh over under eight if it falls exactly on eight che loses okay and we'll figure out the stakes later yeah we'll figure out stakes don't matter all right so eight eight exact chase the loser

nine or more i win seven or less you win perfect and we'll figure out the stakes. Yep. Okay. Wait. Eight. We both win. Yeah, eight. We both win and Che loses. Okay. Because I picked them at ten. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Great. I'm excited to figure out the stakes. Yeah. What an exciting bet. Stakeless.

I better not lose. Don't lose. That's my advice. Yeah, don't lose. We can kick it over to the NFC if you're ready. Let's kick it over to the NFC. We can kick it over to the NFC if you're ready. Let's kick it over to the NFC. Let's kick it over to the NFC. We're ready. Oh. We have some teams starting to flounder a little bit.

Really shitting on the Jets. Wow. Eagles, I think, are the class of the division. Okay. Dallas, I think, has enough offensive firepower to be frisky, and I like them to get a little bit hotter in the second half of the year under Mike Zimmer. Commanders, take them or leave them. I don't think offensive firepower to be frisky, and I like them to get a little bit hotter in the second half of the year under Mike Zimmer. Commanders, take them or leave them.

I don't think they're going to be super good. Jaden Daniels, I think, is a nice prospect, but winning year one, tough. Dan Quinn, though, has had success early in the past. Giants, 3-14, they just stink. Who won this division last year? The Cowboys did did so that means the eagles will win this year yeah so there's been there's not been a repeat nfc east champion since i believe 2004 that's a fun one wow really yes i'm pretty sure you can fact check me on that

i want to say oh 304 was e, yeah, every single year it changes. I'm going to look it up, make sure I'm right. I'll be damned. So take them or leave them for the commanders. Yeah, I'm not buying into the Cliff Kingsbury offense yet. I mean, we'll see. They could be sneaky. We're playing them week one.

They could show up and certainly win. I guess, Steven, I kind of fall a little bit where Kyle was earlier. You haven't really wowed me yet. By the way, I was correct. 04 was the last time there was a repeat champion in the NFC East. I'm not saying you have to wow me, but it would be nice. Okay. Yeah, I kind of told the line of how in-depth to get on this because it is kind of a slog to get through these,

so I just wanted to see. Yeah, certainly. I mean, the commanders, Cliff Kingsbury offense, like are we really buying a backfield of Brian Robinson uh junior and Austin Eckler who's like 29 at this point um Terry McLaurin that's the same age as Christian McCaffrey McCaffrey's 28 oh is he but I'm also I'm also a big apology we'll get to the NFC West we'll get to the NFC that's why I should keep my mouth wasn't even close to the same age we'll get to the NFC West. We'll get to the NFC West. That's why I should keep my mouth shut. It wasn't even close to the same age. We'll get to the NFC West shortly, but I might be buying a bit of 49ers regression.

Do you think anyone has accidentally drafted Brian Robinson thinking they were taking Bijan Robinson? Yes. I looked at it last night. Yeah, I almost did it last night. That's why I asked. I was like, Bijan's available in the seventh round? And then I stopped myself. I got a D minus from Yahoo last night.

Yahoo grades. Brutal. Don't pay attention. D minus. D minus. Che, we're going to have you grade our league. You'd rather have an F almost. I know.

Oh, you got me twice last night. I got you twice? You got me twice. What do you mean? I took some risks. The little Sasquatch league. Oh. The little Sasquatch league. You got your quarterback right before me twice. Were we going mean? I took some risks. The Little Sasquatch League. Oh. You – It's bad. The Little Sasquatch League.

You got your quarterback right before me twice. Were we going to do our face? That was – We did our best ball draft. I'm not confident about it. Oh, yeah. We did our best ball. Yeah, I got Caleb Williams and Jaden Daniels.

But coming back, Jaden Daniels, I was watching that whole round. I said the only person who could possibly get him here is Kyle, and you sniped him. So who are your – It's a two-quarterback league. Who do you have? I've heard people say, people say he could go off. He's got the rookies.

Yeah, he's got the rookies. Two quarterback leagues are awesome. So much scoring. Yeah, unless you get Brock Purdy and Matt Stafford. That's not bad. That's pretty bad. I'm in a two quarterback league where actually no one cares. I started that sentence and I was like, this is so bad to titus i did you got so bad holy shit for the

record i have lamar and cj stroud yeah i am sorry i'm sorry that was horrendous sushi yeah she got sushi delivered all right che where are we at uh n North. Oh, this is going to be important for me. How do you think I have the Bears doing? I think you have the Bears at 10-7. Why don't you grab a cake? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, these little lunchables.

Oh, yeah, you been eating some roni? Yeah. Take some meats and cheeses. Roni. Dairy meat. Okay. Who are you guys' favorite SportsCenter anchors? All time?

Question. Favorite what? Great question. SportsCenter anchors. Well, the big show was obviously incredible. Kenny Main? I like the guy who's... That's what made me think of it.

I like the guy who's like the replaceable SportsCenter anchor. What's his name? Neil Everett? No. Is there another Matthew Berry? What? I think his name's Matthew Berry. He gave you a what?

Does he spell it differently? You think he spells it differently? P-E-R-R-I-E. Look it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like him. Yeah. He's like an AI sports anchor, sports center anchor.

Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I like him a lot. He has dark hair, and he's kind of short. I don't know. He sits behind a desk. Yeah. So I have no idea what Heidi is. Why do you like him?

I don't know. He just gives me the highlights. Yeah, that guy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's AI sports anchor.

I like him a lot. He doesn't make it about himself right yeah give us what we need to know he gives us the highlights i'm a big fan of him yeah but like the like guys with the great calls i steven i gave you my answer okay just digging deeper all right we can move to the nfC there's tension in this room why? I like it oh lions

how could you how could you I mean I think the Bears will be exciting I think the Packers are really good I think Jordan Love is the real deal I actually put out a poll on Twitter I thought this was interesting I said if contracts were equal who would you rather have Jordan Love is the real deal I actually put out a poll on Twitter I thought this was interesting I said if contracts were equal

who would you rather have Jordan Love or Caleb Williams right now contracts are equal I would personally rather have Jordan Love but 60% say Caleb Williams okay just because of age or potential no contracts contracts being equal

they're still the same age Jordan Love is how old is he, 27? He's 32. Right. Caleb Williams is super young, but if the contracts were the same, I feel like Jordan Love is a more enticing prospect, just because you've seen him do it in the pros. I think he's actually going to be 33 before the season starts.

I think it's worth it. That's old. Yeah. But, yeah, the Lions play 14 of 17 games indoors, so I really like them this year on those fast tracks, which they're used to at home. Packers, again, I think are really good. I think their defense is really underrated.

The Bears, I think, have a great defense. I think Jalen Johnson has a chance to be one of the best corners in the league. Rookie quarterbacks, you see it, they're going to be inconsistent. He's going to have great games. He's going to have bad games. And the Vikings, I think, are not very good with Sam Darnold. I do like Jordan Edison quite a bit, though. Steven, who was the last rookie quarterback,

first-round rookie quarterback to win week one? To win week one? Yeah. The what? Last first-round rookie quarterback to win week one. Oh. First-round rookie quarterback. Cam Newton won first round, but that was like 13 years ago.

Trivia guy? Was it Wentz? Trevor? No. It was Sam Darnold. Wow. Oh, and really? Yeah, the gesture like, this is our guy.

Yeah. Sam Darnold. Huh. 0-14-1 since Sam Darnold. That's a great stat. Tyler had a tie in his first game. That's not bad. Yeah.

That's a good stat, right? That is a very good stat. No better time than now. Yeah. It's history. Yeah. Okay. So, I hate you for your prediction on the Bears.

You think it's kind of fair, though, right? Like, are you expecting them to make the playoffs for sure this year? Expect and want are two tricky words. I mean, I know you want them to make the playoffs, but do you honestly expect them to? I mean, it's House Money this year. Yeah, maybe I do, which is stupid. I think their defense is going to be very good.

Okay. Ask yourself this, McCat. If you put the Bears in the playoffs, would there be room for the Bucs in those playoffs? Good point. No, there wouldn't. Good point. We don't know if Che has the Bucs making the playoffs.

That's true. We do not know if Che has the Bucs making the playoffs. All right, let's go to the NFC South. Oh! Look at that. Wow. Oh, my God, Dave. Would you look at that? I don't believe it. And you're exactly right, wow. Look at that. Wow, be god damn. Would you look at that?

I don't believe it. And you're exactly right, Brandon. If the Bears were a couple games better, the Bucs would maybe not be in the playoffs. I mean, technically one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s, Super Bowl win, division. Wait, what? What? One of the most, how many dominant teams? What?

Won the Super Bowl, and they won the division every year since then. But it's the worst division. That's not one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s. What does that have to do with this year? Chiefs, Eagles. Chiefs and the 49ers. 49ers. Eagles. What if the Eagles won? They've got... But hold on. The most dominant teams in the 2020s.

The Bucs? They've not been dominant. One of the most dominant. How many dominant teams do you have? The Chiefs, the Rams, and the Buc the bucks the only three teams that have won this decade so the rams are also one of the most dominant teams have they won their division every year so they just won the super bowl so are the niners not one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s they have any banners hanging but they have won their division every year

and they've gone to, what, two Super Bowls and all the NFC Championship games? A lot of second place trophies. So why don't you just say one of three Super Bowls? What you're basically saying is we won the Super Bowl. Also, the 2020s are only four years old. We won the Super Bowl. And you named every team that's won.

This is the most ridiculous statement. It's true. Oh. Three, actually. This is the most ridiculous statement. It's true. Oh, my God. Okay. Tom Brady was one of the most dominant players in the 2020s. Who did you play for this decade? Okay.

Checkmate. No, it was not checkmate. That was not checkmate. It wasn't even check. It wasn't even check. Hey, do you have room? You can't just say checkmate. You moved a pawn.

You moved one pawn forward and said checkmate. He would do that, though. Your move. Oh, yeah. Mark, you're new to chess, but you can technically checkmate with a pawn. But you can't, but not on the first move. That's correct, but you also wouldn't move a pawn one spot on the first move. You might. Yes, you could, but it's kind of crazy.

You might. Checkmate. Checkmate. I have the Bucs winning the NFC South based on tiebreak. 5-1 versus the NFC South versus the Falcons. 3-3 versus the NFC South. Therefore, both 9-8 teams will make the playoffs, but the Bucs will get the division.

Saints are just bad. They're not bad-8 teams will make the playoffs, but the Bucs will get the division. Saints are just bad. They're not bad enough to be number one pick bad, but I think Derek Carr gets benched mid-year. Spencer Rattler comes in and the Panthers are just terrible. Dave Canales is an exciting prospect as a coach, but that roster is just horrible. Falcons

already some problems. Kyle Pitts questionable this week with a hamstring injury. Where are we at uh nfc west okay and and i hope the chat's counting all these numbers up 272 on each side okay so uh niners uh 10 and 7 i think they're gonna win the division but i think it's gonna be pretty close i think the seahawks are a very good team uh nine and eight i think the rams are gonna be a very good team. 9-8. I think the Rams are going to be frisky at 9-8. Cardinals, I'm not buying the hype. 5-12 for them.

I think they do show some improvement, and hopefully Kyler is healthy all year. But I think this is going to be a tough division, and I think the Niners start to regress, even though I have them winning the division. Rank the quarterbacks. So you have four 9-8 teams and the Bucs are the best of them. Well, the Bucs won the division, but the rest of the tiebreaker procedures, yes, I have.

Okay. Wait, the quarterbacks. Yeah, Kyle, ask him again. Rank the quarterbacks. In this division? Question. Do it in this division. Okay. Based on how they will perform this year.

Oh, based on how they will perform this year? I mean, if the Rams are 9-8, I'm going to put Stafford over Purdy. I'll go Stafford, Purdy, Geno, Kyler. Whoa! Okay. Kyler last? Or if you're saying rate them based on their expected performance this year, Kyler's going to lead his team to five wins.

Geno Smith leads his team to nine wins. So, yeah, I think Geno will perform better than Kyler. You have two more wins than losses. Oh! Oh, no! The head turned towards the green. That's what I live for. Let's go.

Go back to the sideshow let's count them I'm seeing 273 wins 271 losses I have 272 on both unless something was manipulated Alright wait Brandon you do the losses I'll do the wins Alright I got 11 10

36 8 3, and 36. All right, so I'm just going to keep the wins. Brandon, you're not using the calculator. You're just going your head? Oh, yeah. Single digits. All right, I'm at 72. 36 plus 28, I got 64.

All right. Checks out so far. So I'm at 95 with 31 there. All right, 109. Okay. Okay. I'm at 127 with 32 there. So who's doing the losses?

I'm doing the wins. I'm at 127. I'm at 145. Big cat. Yep. Okay. Checks out. I'm at 127. I'm at 145. Big cat. Yep. Okay. Checks out. Oh, quigs.

Quigs? Yeah. On the sheet that I sent them, the commander's 5 and 12. 24. I see him as 611 here. Keep going, TJ. That's an inside job. 38.

Is it? Keep going, TJ. That absolute. I'm looking at the Excel sheet. Keep going, TJ. We'll get Quigs in here. I would like to get Quigs in here. But how did you not spot it when it came up?

196 with 31 there. Okay. Are these just screenshots of your Excel? I sent screenshots, yes. Okay. Aren't these just screenshots of your Excel? I sent screenshots, yes. But clearly, there was an inside job on this. It's a work. Go to your sent... How can you prove that, though?

All right. Can you go to your email? I'm at 236 with 40 there. Yeah, I can. Keep going to the last one. Hmm. keep going to the last one I have 273 wins so I'm at 35 so I'm at 271 the commanders was wrong

what if it was off by 2 games you would still be off wouldn't you you'd be off by 1 wouldn't you was off by two games, you would still be off, wouldn't you? You'd be off by one. Yeah, you'd still be off by the same. Wouldn't you be off by the same amount? No, because it's one game that moved. Okay. So you have two more.

273, 271. 273, 271. Quigs, thoughts? Wow. We've done it again. Quigs, what's going on here? Washington Commanders, that data was manipulated. He doesn't have his head fence on yet.

Yeah, just give him a second. Quigs, he's accusing you of manipulating data. You just did what he's saying. I just took the sheet. Yeah. Copy-paste. He's got 273, 271. He did that last year, didn't he?

Yeah. He missed by four games last year. He missed by four. He just omitted four games. So we're off on this now. I'm looking at the screenshots, and I have 5 and 12. We're looking at the data day and we have 273 and 271.

How did you not catch it, Stephen, when we were showing the... You were going through all the divisions. How did you not catch the commanders? I don't have every team's win-loss memorized. Will you apologize to Quiggs? Quiggs should apologize to me. We went through it yesterday and fixed the one mistake I had.

That's clever that you had such an obvious mistake that I caught. I didn't mean to do that. What was the mistake? Clearly you meant to do this. This is a Photoshop. I sent a screenshot. I had one team that was supposed to be 14 losses. It was 3-14 and it said 3-1.

And I had one. Which is a typo. That's a standard mistake. It's a typo 14 losses, I think. It was 3-14 and it said 3-1. And I had one. Which is a copy and paste. Standard mistake. Standard mistake. It's a typo. Deviation. All right, so apologize to Quiggs. He did nothing wrong.

Quiggs did something. I mean, obviously this wasn't Quiggs by himself, but this is messed up. This is a team appeal. This is obvious. What do you mean? You don't think I can do this by myself? Quiggs goes all the way to the top. I'll apologize on behalf of the rest of the Yak. Yeah. I don't know why he's doing this. You don't think I can do this by myself? This goes all the way to the top. I'll apologize on behalf of the rest of the Yak.

Yeah. I don't know why he's doing this. You don't deserve this. Yeah. It's clearly not Quigs, so we got to figure out what went wrong. Quigs is the only person that touched the sheet. It's view only. But he just said.

It wasn't him. Yeah, I didn't do this. Did you send? Are you aware of someone that did this? How did you send it? I sent a screenshot. iOS? Did you text him screenshots?

Yes. I sent a screenshot of my laptop. So screenshot 831-148. You're wrong. The data is wrong. All right, Quigs. I mean, I apologize that you put up that. Yeah, I mean, I think, Che, you should have, like, gone through it at least and double-checked before we went on.

He did. It was all good. Go look at – Quigs could show you his laptop. Do you want to go fucking look at it? I don't even know how to begin to look at that stuff. That's data. That's data. I'm looking at the screenshot I sent, and the commanders are clearly five and twelve i just thought it says six and eleven right there you like says six did

you literally the only the only piece of data we have for you is you you saying that you're like we can't see what you're looking at we don't what we see is six and eleven you're saying five and twelve but when six and eleven popped up the first time you never saw anything wrong with it right at no point did you say that doesn't seem right sure right record for that you're making you're making the argument when you were talking about the commanders i mean you were you were totally fine with arguing that they'll win six games and now you're there they win five so it's like i don't know it's a little confusing

seems like you would have known immediately upon discussing the mistakes that were made in the past I can live with because they're mine this is not my mistake it is because it's the data we have your guy right here he says it wasn't his mistake Quiggs I'm upset on your behalf

I don't even know if you should continue doing this do you swear you didn't manipulate and honestly Quiggs, I'm upset on your behalf. I don't even know if you should continue doing this. Yeah, yeah. You go back to where you're doing it. Do you swear you didn't manipulate? Yeah. And honestly, even if Quiggs did, you're the one that reached out to him to help you. If the offensive coordinator called a bad play, it falls on the head coach, though.

Too many cooks. The buck has to stop somewhere. If you notice, it's just the exact same presentation as the past two years. I didn't put too much time. I copy and pasted what he sent me and threw it in last year's dollar. This isn't good leadership from Stephen Che. No. Not at all.

No. No. All right. Well, I'm going to go get back to work. All right, Quigs. All right. You're doing a really good job. Awesome, man.

Thanks, guys. Good to see you. Good luck. Good luck figuring it out. Thank you. All right. We did figure it out. That's good.

That again. It's the ones you least expect Quakes? You least expect them? I guess yeah That sucks Yeah Let's keep going Because I tabulated this up

This was even in the screenshot 272.272 Which is a formalized Thing So the people out there are just gonna have to trust me if this was sent correct as far as your fuck-ups go this isn't a big one like no pretty small fuck up yeah no this isn't like last year okay well to be fair this doesn't affect anything in the playoffs yeah your knowledge but it's affects the regular season and that's you're the only guy who does every...

When the Giants play the Panthers in Munich in November, who you got winning that one? What week is that? November 10th. He told you a lot of details. It's in Munich. It's in Munich. 9.30 a.m.

Eastern kick. Sorry, what did you say the day was? I'm trying to look this up. The New York football Giants, the Carolina football Panthers, they play in Munich, Germany. The kickoff will be at 9.30am Eastern. Panthers, 11-10. 11-10? No, 11-10

is the date, November 10th. I said that already, but what's the score? What's the... We don't do scores. Just Panthers with the dub. Okay. I don't think any NFL guy's ever done every game and scores. And score, no.

That would set him apart if he were able to do that. Yeah. That's an interesting feature request we could look into for next season for sure. Cool. I'd love that. All right. Let's get back on track. Let's get to the playoffs.

Separate the men from the boys here. I'm broken up like this. That's the playoff picture. Thank God it says picture. So Ravens, number one seed. Chiefs. Yep. Jets, Texans, Jags, Bengals, Bills.

Yep. So we've got, let's see. We have three teams in the AFC there are ten and seven fighting for a playoff berth but due to tiebreakers the Bengals get the six

spot and the Bills get the seven spot it is the three way tiebreaker for a wild card. You made this so confusing for yourself. Yeah, well, I knew I was going to get checked on this. So I got to buy my P's and Q's, you know? Well, obviously not.

It's 273, 271. I mean, that's crazy. I agree. It is record versus non-division leaders in your conference. So the Bills were 4-3, Bengals 7-2, Chargers 5-4, which 4-3 edges out 5-4. Okay. Based on the percentages.

And then the NFC, were there any tiebreakers? Yes, there was. Nine and eight teams, same tiebreaker record versus non-division leaders. The Falcons were six and three. Seahawks five and four. And the Rams, the short end of the stick at four and four. Wow. Damn.

So they just had to win one of those games. Two of those games. Were any of them against the Commanders? I feel like the air is out of the balloon right now. I mean, it's 273-271. Which team against the Commanders? I feel like the air is out of the balloon right now. I mean, he's 273, 271. Which team against the Commanders? I'll always remember 273, 271. What?

Which team did you ask for against the Commanders? Well, the Falcons. If you get the Commanders wrong, then is there a chance that the Tiebreakers are wrong? No, because he didn't have access to the excel sheet so he just changed one number inconsequentially okay still blaming quakes got it okay people can rest assured the rest is okay on the up and up okay oh oh oh we're doing it all right now. Here we go. Holy fuck.

The Jets? So I have the Chiefs beating the Bills. I have the Jets beating the Bengals. And then I have the Texans beating the Jags. Ravens beating the Texans. And then the Jets upsetting KC in Arrowhead. And the Jets going to Super Bowl. NFC side, we got –

Wait, wait. Sorry, what's that? Jets and Lions? Yep. Pretty unlikely Super Bowl, huh, as far as franchises, history? You just did the Jets last year. Okay. Their best player got hurt.

Okay, so you got the Lions. Lions just steamrolling. Steamrolling everyone. Yep. Playing in a dome. Yep. No problem. Yep.

I have the Packers beating the Bucs. Mike McCarthy gets fired probably. I mean, you can't get out of the first round. I mean, San Francisco's a tough draw, even though I did say they were aggressive. I have the Eagles beating them, and then the Lions beating the Eagles. Lions, Jets, Super Bowl. All right, before you do this, let's do an ad before you do this. Yeah.

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Use code YAK10 for $10 off orders, $30 or more. Che, what's up? Why is he up? What's going on, Steve? What's Caitlyn doing? Che, what's going on? What happened? I just got a very suspicious alert from Cait Caitlin Walker saying my car lights are on,

but when I asked her to identify the car, she could not. That seems... Do you think she's up to something? She's trying to warn you that you're... Are you going to check or no? No. Okay.

Car lights might be on. Interesting. What if your car lights are on? She said it was the Jeep. I don't drive a on. Interesting. What if your car lights are on? She said it was the Jeep. I don't drive a Jeep. Brandon, are your car lights on? She would know if it was my Jeep. Is it the minivan?

No. What did you drive today? Don't worry about it. Okay. What? I don't even know. What's happening? I have no idea. This is very...

It's very serious. Why were you suspicious of her? I don't think she would... I don't know, but she came in right before the end of it and said my car lights were on, and I said I was going to go, and I was waiting until you finished the ad, and I said, wait, are you sure it's my car? What car is it? And then she said the wrong car, so it must

have not been my car. Should somebody go look? I don't't know do you want to go see whose lights are on jay or someone feels like not my concern okay you are the guy who does the parking yeah i also uh i was removed from that jay said we would have scores this year oh last year he said that yeah oh? Yep. Oh, yeah, because we did find a guy who did score. It did seem familiar when he said. Scores until the Super Bowl. Correct. Got it. Okay.

But if next year I want scores. Who's winning and losing? Couldn't you just toss up a score? Just throw a score. Next year I'd like scores on every game. Scores? Every game. That way we'll find out who scores the most touchdowns.

Yeah, right. I want all of that. Oh, no. Actually, that would be more closer to data. Yeah, it would be. It's closer. Yeah. You could say who threw for the most yards.

It would have a lot of practical applications. We get no scores. Okay, so we need to do scores? We do not have scores. You told us. Oh, my God. So next year we're going to get scores? I can set a reminder, yes, next year.

I mean, it's already been screwed because it's 273-271. Yeah. Well I don't know why you're laughing like that. Can I see the bracket again? Quiggs came in and said he did not manipulate it. I have a screenshot that proves otherwise. Sweet it out. So

I maybe am missing something but am I understanding this correctly the Jets will go on the road to Arrowhead in a playoff game and beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Yes. Then they will go on the road in another playoff game to Baltimore to beat the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah.

Correct. The New York Jets. They beat the Bengals. I'm a Jets fan, and I want you to paint the picture for me. What am I going to experience this year? What am I going to see? What is the reason they're going to make the Super Bowl? Give me some optimism.

They've just got blue chippers everywhere, like defensive line, linebacker. They have great cornerbacks. Obviously, Aaron Rodgers is going to be a huge boost for the passing game. Brees Hall is going to have probably a career year. He's a young running back. He's healthy. Fully good off the ACL from two years ago. Garrett Wilson, I think, takes the next step.

I think that they're a team that's just poised to do it. They have so many good players. It's going to be hard to see them fail as long as Aaron Rodgers is healthy. This hinges on Aaron Rodgers being healthy. Yes, for sure. 41 years old. Healthy. Yes. 41. Coming off sure. 41 years old. Healthy. Yes.

41. Coming off an Achilles, yes. Healthy. Yeah. But I feel good about that. If he's healthy, he's certainly good enough to – I mean, he's won the Super Bowl before. He's won the MVP before.

So missing an entire season at his age. Yeah. Not a candidate for regression here. He's a candidate for something. Let's get to the awards section. Oh. Oh. Oh, right, right. Yes, Super Bowl champion.

Drum roll. The Lions! Wow. Pretty good football game it looks like too. 2017, we got scores. That's an instant classic. Yeah, I just think the Lions, I mean, their regular season play is so favorable,

14-17 games indoors. Their offensive line is so good. I like the running game both with Jameer Gibbs and David Montgomery. Jameson Williams is healthy this year for the full season and no suspension. So, Jameer Gibbs, I think they're poised to break out. Jameson Williams is healthy this year for the full season and no suspension. So Jameer Gibbs, I think they're poised to break out. I think Aiden Hutchinson is going to be a candidate for defensive player of the year. Their biggest problem last year was corners, and they drafted two good ones, and they traded for one and signed another good one.

So they addressed their need directly, and I think that they're going to be good enough this year to win it all. Do you think Jared Goff needs to improve from last year, or he can play at the same skill level and they can still win? Let's look at that next slide, TJ. Oh. Bam. Wow.

Jared Goff. Whoa. Answered. Yes. Yeah, I think Jared Goff. Is this like of the NFC North or like – Of the NFL. Of the whole NFL.

The NFL. Wow. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I think, again, not to hop on this too much, but just so many of their games indoors, and I think their offensive line is really good. He's going to have enough time to hit his guys downfield.

I think he's poised for a monster year. You seem to be placing a whole lot of emphasis on this indoors thing. I mean, that's huge for a team that has their home games indoors to have a majority of their – Aren't there others? Chiefs have to play outside. Aren't there other teams that play indoors? Yeah, wouldn't like the teams that –

wouldn't every team like to play indoors? Like when they come indoors, wouldn't they? The Lions are a fast team. Jameer Gibbs is one of the – has some of the best game-breaking speed in the NFL. I think that his game translates even better to indoors than it does to outdoors. Where's the Super Bowl this year?

New Orleans. Indoors. That all factors in? Holy shit. That's crazy. What other honors? If these predictions hold true, they'd be indoors throughout the playoffs

and Super Bowl. So the theme of this year's picks are indoors. Yeah. Indoors. I guess a little bit. Indoor NFL champion. Okay. Do the Lions play the Commanders? Will it count if they never play

an outdoors game? It would be a big asterisk. Yeah. That would definitely be a talking point.isk yeah that would be pretty funny if they that would definitely be a talking point if they won the super bowl and never won a game outdoors i do feel like if they lost all three of their outdoor games oh that one that would be a huge talking point yeah oh my god we really crowned they got like fucking obliterated yes in green bay in chicago and i think their other game is in the 49ers. So they could win all indoors?

Yeah. They could win the Super Bowl without ever winning. Yeah, they only have three games outdoors. That would be fun. Yeah, they could go 13-3 and their only three losses are 13-4, and three of their four losses are all outdoors. That would be so much fun to talk. It'd be even better.

The fucking Detroit Lions finally win a Super Bowl and everybody just undermines it with like, well that doesn't really... It would be so perfect if they went... An indoor team. If they won all their games indoors and then got killed outdoors. Killed. Because 14-3 would get them the one seed.

Like starters pulled and the third quarter killed. And then they just go, they run through the playoffs all indoors. That would piss off Lions fans so much. Oh, my God. Softest team ever. Yeah, they're not good. Yeah, like they're crying because it's so cold when they play outdoors.

I actually have them winning one outdoor game this year. Oh, let me guess. There it is. Set you up for that one. Oh, let me guess. There it is. Set you up for that one. Okay, anything else? Chip, I noticed... We can breeze through the other awards, but that's it. Oh, yeah, you got all the awards.

CD Lamb, Offensive Player of the Year. Max Crosby, Defensive Player of the Year. Yeah, Rodgers comeback. Brian Thomas Jr., Offensive Rookie of the Year. Latu Latu, Defensive Rookie of the Year. Dan Campbell, Coach of the Year. And finally, Aaron Rodgers, Comeback Player of the Year. Are these new?

Have you done the awards before? Yeah, he does. We just don't have scores. That is a really cool picture. It's hard to tell who's going to be the best player without the scores. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so

was that today? That's all I have prepared. 273-271. No ties either. I found that interesting. No ties. There was not a tie last year. I think I did it two years ago or three years ago. I hope we get all ties week one.

Every team to eyes. That'd be awesome. That'd be insane. That'd be insane. It'd be fun to see some overtime football. I don't think there were any ties in the NFL last year.

Not a one? I don't think it's going to, yeah, for it to happen two years in a row, it'd be crazy. The Browns don't have a tie. He might be right.

I don't think there was. There'll be a tie this year. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. It has to be. For sure. How do you feel about that tie today, Stephen?

I feel pretty good. Good. I think it went as smoothly as it could have. The commanders thing didn't bother me too much because it's an inconsequential team. But rest of it, I think, checked out. I feel good unless the chat has to say otherwise. Do you like role-playing as, like, a

commentary guy? Do you want to, like, deliver the final, the call of the Lions winning? Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris Tucker voice? Put your cup on your face, like the mask from Bane? Yeah, it's 21-7. I am Gotham's record! Yeah. Yeah, that's what I wanted. I am Gotham's record. Yeah, that's what I

wanted. I would do it the other way, I think. Go point up. All right, yeah, yeah. So do Bane calling the Lions winning the Super Bowl?

Is Bane point up? Yeah, it's like that. Yeah. That's Bane. Am I calling a play or just the Lions win? No, I guess so the Lions maybe, let's say

21-17, they took the lead with like four minutes left. Then maybe they pick off Aaron Rodgers at the five-yard line. The Jets are going in, instant classic. Okay. So with like 30 seconds left. I don't know if I really have Bane, but I'll give it a shot. Okay. You got anything.

Do the whole thing. Rodgers set the scene. Rodgers, 35 seconds. Rodgers, sit back to pass. 35 seconds to go in the Super Bowl. This is a bad thing. An absolute classic. Aaron Rodgers drops back to pass.

And it's intercepted. We're looking at New York's reckoning. Carlton Davis with the interception. He runs around and he just goes down. The Lions are going to clinch the Super Bowl. Their first win in team history. Congratulations to Dan Campbell. Jared Goff will come out.

You went to your stand-up voice. What did I do? Yeah. You're like stand-up cadence. I don't have Bane. That's okay. No, I kind of got killed. All right, so call it regular just with the cup on your face.

Just call it regular. All right. Ready? Here we go. All right. 35 seconds to go. Aaron Rodgers drops back. And he's intercepted.

It's Carlton Davis. He goes down at the 21-yard line. The Lions are going to win the Super Bowl. They're first in team history. They send out the offense. They're going to take knees. It is over in New Orleans. Detroit, you are champions today.

Okay. That was good. Good job. That was great. That was great. I'm no Connor Griffin or Jake Marsh I'm excited for next year scores scores next year hopefully no mistakes

scores I'll make some wonky scores in there I didn't pay attention yeah I wish I was over there by Kate there weren't really big swings it was a lot of just kind of chalky. Kind of chalky. Your bad teams were six win teams.

We had a couple three. I wanted to see a one win team. Yeah. Zero wins. Yeah, that would have been fun. Pat's Giants had three wins. What was the most wins? 13?

13. Yeah. So there's no 14? Not a lot of variance. It's just kind of everyone. What was the most wins? 13? 13. Yeah. So there's no 14. Not a lot of variance. It's just kind of everyone. It's like a boring year. Boring year of football. Aaron Rodgers.

Should I not even watch? Should I just opt out as watching this year? Jared Goff is MVP. I guess it wasn't that boring the fact that somehow there was more wins than losses. That's true. That's never happened. That's pretty crazy. Yeah.

That's pretty nuts. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I told Quiggs to mess with the Commander's true. That's never happened. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. That's pretty nuts. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I told Quiggs to mess with the Commander's record. Wait. Obviously. Did you tell him to mess with the Patriots? No, that was him being smart to get you off the set. That's actually genius because me seeing that, I was like, oh.

Well, Quiggs is a genius. Simple. Yeah, no, I talked to Quiggs yesterday. He's like, yeah, he actually did it right this year. I was like, well, that can't be. So we have to change at least something so we get at least one moment where the chat can get their nut off. Because we know Steven's not coming. Did the chat find that?

Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, shout out to chat. Good for them. Good for them. But that's why we need scores. Because I think you put scores. Yes, scores.

I want to see every game. I want you to bring up every single team. Yes. Show their whole schedule. And their scores score all their scores in every game yes yes next year all right calendar reminder being set it's the only way okay fair scores and stat leaders stat leaders of each game yeah yeah so you know how like when you look at the score on espn it doesn't have to be for both teams. It just has to be the passing high, the rushing high. And the weather in each game. I want injuries.

Yeah, injuries. Injuries, yeah. Give a weather report. Yeah. What's the weather going to be like? You're right. Injuries are a huge part of a season. Yes. Who just ignores them?

Yeah, Jets win it all last year. Maybe throw in maybe a DeMar Hamlin incident. Yes. Died and brought back. No dying for off-field issues. A couple of arrests. Jay, guess one D-line this year.

One guy, his firstborn is being born and he's going to miss the game. He's going to be by his wife's side. Maybe a postponed Monday Night Football because War with Iran came out. Hurricane. Hurricane. Hurricane.

Hurricane. Yeah. Shit. All right. Give us three arrests right now. Three arrests. Careful here. Just use your head.

T. Higgins is due. All right. T. Higgins is due to get arrested. All right. T. Higgins. Okay. All right. You got two more shots.

Two more shots. This is careful. Be careful. What not to do? Does he know what to do? T Higgins, yeah. I gotcha. So this is a rest of any kind? Yes.

Statistically, we ought to make sure you're doing the right thing. T Higgins. Let's go with... Okay. Does Sean watch it now? B. Higgins. Yeah. Let's go with. Okay. Deshaun Watson. Throw in like a Cooper DeGene. Maybe. We're in more trouble.

I like Hawkinson. I don't like where this is going. Deshaun Watson. Brock Purdy. Jay Hawkinson. Yeah. Got it. Okay.

Deshaun Watson arrested and taken out with like, taken out like during practice. Like arrested. Oh, love that. People are filming it. All right, and third arrest? Smart here. You got this. Brock Purdy. Third arrest.

Jared Goff. Matt Stoffer. And he kicked her pretty much. Tucker, bad dude. You got arrested for a busted tail light. Harrison Butker. Okay, all right, all right, all right. You got arrested for a busted tail light. Harrison Butker. Oh, okay. All right.

All right. Good job. Smart. Good job, Steven. What's Harrison Butker getting arrested for? Yeah, what does he get arrested for? Cancel culture is going to find something. And arrest him?

And arrest. Okay. Right after the election. Harrison Butker put up an electronic dog fence for his wife in his yard. He got signed to a big extension, I believe. He did. He did, yeah. He did.

He did. All right, do we have anything else? I mean, are you doing the punts, Titus? No. I'm not, no. I wasn't invited. I'm not either. Really upset about that.

Yeah, this could be bad. What's going on? What's the forecast? We got to catch 20 punts in a row. I think it's similar to the free throws. Dave and I have to catch the first two and the last two, but

everyone else has to catch at least one. Can I say this as a guy who's not going to do it so I don't have to prove my skill whatsoever? That sounds kind of easy. It does. It sounds very easy. Did you hear what I said about everyone has to catch one? I don't know if Mince is involved. Oh.

Can we throw one to Mince right now? I'm very nervous about that. Oh, is he gone? I would assume so. Listen, I hope it's easy. I have a shitload of things I have to do tomorrow, but Mince being involved makes me very scared. Titus, you've played catch with Mintz

before. Yeah, yeah. He knows how to keep his eye on the ball. So there's that. Maybe catch is on the eye. You kind of have to be rooting for it to happen just for some vindication. God, I wish you were involved because you could just snipe him.

It's also going to be physically more taxing, I would assume, because we're going to run around. Are you wearing pads? I think so. Oh, it's not going to happen. Pads? Pads is funny. Helmet and pads?

Yeah. Mince. That's very funny. Mince is Eddie, I believe, is also involved. I can already picture Mince's equipment doesn't fit right and his helmets like sliding around yeah pads are shaky the picture from two weeks ago when we had to pad up yeah oh yeah yeah we're here yeah yeah you might have been here yeah or the picture from the the bar picture i took of him just standing in the corner that's the one i thought you're

talking about fully padded we had another one where we were padded so i don't know i really can't have this be uh all nighter is there any way you snap at somebody tonight i think i'll snap at everyone if we're there past midnight and you the freshly vasectomy jay will be doing this yes so we don't what's the roster i know pft is involved i know i believe hank rico jerry jerry no it's not wow yeah boys we're not putting out our best squad yeah your gloves so what is that is it a machine i think so so is there a chance it's like a real machine that so can change. There was a Juggs machine in the office yesterday. There was a Juggs machine.

She came on Mostly Sports. I appreciate her appearance. So I'm torn on how good Shea will be at this because, on the one hand, you're obviously a great football player. We know that. Your resume speaks for itself. On the other hand, you shagging fly balls at the home run thing left a lot to be desired.

A lot. You tracking the ball in the air. How do you feel? How would you assess your abilities at catching these punts? I don't know because I don't believe it's going to be end over end. It's going to be Spiral because it's coming out of the jugs machine. So I think it should be pretty good. I did bring the cup.

The worst case scenario is it goes through and we have a situation. But I think I'll be fine. I do not think I'll be a liability. But if we're putting on full pads, who knows? I haven't done this. I haven't caught from a jugs machine in full pads. All right. Well, we shall see.

Hey. I'll be tuning in. Kate. Kate's back. Where were you? Huh? Where were you? You missed out today.

No. Yeah. We already did it. Should we do it again? I got the cake. Oh, you did get the cake. Yeah, we were waiting for you to dive into that. I'll be goddamn.

Che has your birds doing well, too. You've been so happy. Yeah, won the division. Shit. Yeah, that's what it is. Data day. Another data day in the books. Compton day tomorrow?

Compton day tomorrow is going to be a lot. Boys, I put in a lot of planning. We have t-shirts? We have t-shirts. Are we doing the show from the bathroom? Partially. There will be a ceremony. I think Dave has something at noon.

I want him to cut the ribbon. But we'll have part of the show from the bathroom. TJ, do we have that capability? Yes. He'll give a speech from the bathroom. Compton or Dave? Will. Okay.

And then we will unveil the Will Compton Museum inside of a bathroom. That's beautiful. And we're just going to celebrate Will for the whole day. And I think Donnie's going to make sliders. We'll get like a highlight package. There's a video that's in the works. Okay. Maybe with some special guests.

Whoa. Wow. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. Will should be very thrilled. So if we have to shit in there, this is the last time it'll be purely a bathroom. So should we get it out of us now? No, it'll still be a fully functioning bathroom.

Oh, okay. My mistake. Yep. Yep. Yep. bathroom so should we get it out of us now no it'll still be a fully functioning bathroom okay my mistake yep yep handicap stall will still your your your biggest dumps okay should go in there right next to his memorabilia holy big dumps only you're not allowed to use that and i've spent a lot of money on that unless you got a big dump first clog purely turd two thousand dollars from big yeah we got a bounty yes i can do that i should actually put the i should put a plunger behind a frame to break it yeah yeah yeah will compton plunger the women's handicap room we're doing waffles in there this dog we're doing ah no one's ever been in that one. I certainly haven't. No. Some people have spent

a lot of time in there. What? That was funny today when Dave showed up and he was just like, what the fuck is Brandon doing? Because he was in the middle of his walk. I was like, yeah, he does this. And I didn't stop. He would talk to me. I'd have to walk all the way back down.

You'd have to wait for me. Yeah, look at him. We're the champs. What are you doing? You got a second crown? I need a fancy one. The first one is just a placeholder. That's not even that fancy. This one looks worse than the other one.

This one? This one looks cheap as hell. It's more than your salary. It is. It's not more than my salary. It is. This is real diamonds real animals well that's just stupid if that's the case why i'm also getting myself

you just want to go so bad so spend that much first of all that looks like it came from dollar general did this come from dollar general. It's not even heavy. It was light as hell. It feels like nothing. It's heavy. Those are real. It's not that heavy. I'll get my stuff in there. This is actually more trouble. He does, he walks the gym.

Basically like a prison yard. How many times does he have to walk it? He walks it for like 45 minutes every morning. He's down like five pounds. Pretty good, right? Yeah. Down 10 pounds. 10 pounds, sorry.

What did you do with that? Yeah, I looked a little way. That's it. All right. I'm excited. It is a prison yard. I guess it is. It is.

It is exactly where you just have a little box you can walk back and forth. But you wouldn't want it anymore. You're happy. I'm happy. I'm it is. It is exactly where you just have a little box you can walk back and forth. But you wouldn't want any more. You're happy. I'm happy. I'm feeling good. John Rich ate the freshest. Oh, yeah. I won't watch it.

Oh, I forgot about that. I like John Rich a lot, but he didn't. Did he actually eat it? I saw the tweet and did not watch the video. Watch the video. I don't want to watch it I did it I don't want to should it have gotten more traction yeah like let's just let's watch it I don't want to watch a man eat dog okay I think we should yeah you guys watch it watch him

eat the dog shit why Why did he do this? Because he wanted to get the people saying that he needs to chop his head off, off his back. That didn't solve that. The account that said, did John Rich chop his head off, that only tweeted no every day, said his watch is over. Oh, but his head's still on. This is a suitable stand-in. He said he'll do this. I think he said he'll chop his head off if we sell it

Company man Okay Stella blue I'll buy it for a hundred bucks I'll put it in the Will Compton museum John Rich's head Just put a Will Compton hat on him Boom now it's part of memorabilia

I'm afraid John Rich would do it. Yeah, I think so, too. Because Michigan won. I don't know. Does that mean he'd chop off his head if Michigan won it all? So what if he chops his head off and then the NCAA takes it away? Yeah. We've got to put the head back on.

We've got to do the Ted Williams thing. Yeah, we've got to put him in a freezer. A week later. Wait, so can we watch it or no, TJ? Yeah. All right. You want to? Yeah all right yeah it was way too excited i was like brandon i didn't want to watch it because i was like this is going to be so gross but now yeah i would say if you're on your lunch break at work maybe tab out for a second but if you can't handle

a little do you think john rich is thinking in the back of his head like why did i do that? Yes. Okay. I commend the effort. I love the hustle. Was it? I guess we'll find out. Is it his dog's shit? I don't know. You'll find out. Okay. Oh, man.

Look, guys. Here's the thing. I don't have a red Solo cup. Gas station, they didn't sell them. Liquor store, they didn't sell them. But I got a Duncan cup I promised Jesus I promised I'd cut my head off Michigan won the national championship last year I didn't cut my head off and look the thing about promises on the internet, they don't matter at all.

I could just log off and never be seen from again. Honestly, I probably wouldn't even get fired. I could just continue ignoring me cutting my head off for years and just nothing would ever happen because it's all fake. But the thing is, eating dog shit out of a cup is not even that hard he said he's gonna eat dog shit with a spoon out of a cup just take a tiny fucking bite of dog shit out of your cup and you can appease the whole internet it's not like you have to cut off your fucking head, 321 Knowles. It's not that hard. So... What's up, guys? Wanna go outside?

No. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Oh, no. let's go oh no be disgusting but like it's it's not even that hard like your dog shits he didn't specify how much shit he had to drink out of the cup. Again, I'm sorry it's not a Red Solo cup. Put a little shit in the fucking cup. You pour a high noon into a glass. It's definitely not a different drink.

That's definitely a high noon. I'm going to sit down here. Jesus Christ. You got to get a buzz cut. I took a few shots for this. And then... Oh, huh. Oh.

Oh, no! John! John, John, John! It just smells. This is worse than I originally thought it would be. Oh my god. It's not that fucking hard, dude. Just a little bit. That's our Yak idol, dude. PFT did it. It's not that hard. I fore That's our Yak idol dude. PFT did it.

It's not that hard. I foresaw this. Take a small bite. You didn't say you would guzzle the thing. This is on your data day 2021. A little tiny bite of shit out of a cup with a spoon. Oh my god. I gotta get high noon.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No. No! He swallowed it!

He swallowed it. Fuck. No. I didn't know he swallowed it. He said it's not that bad. I thought it was bad as in the Lord. Oh, God. I mean, my stomach's so queasy. Oh, my God. What do you think he's thinking right there yeah this is why did i do this oh my god oh

oh man oh my god rich what the hell but i no is there any other three two one no does not have to eat dog shit this is a slippery yes i said that from this yeah no i think he does i don't need yeah i don't need to see him do that no he's fine just don't eat the dog shit man Eyes are watering Yeah that was bad That was bad That was bad He could have done a decent amount less Yeah and also not swallowed

Not swallowed Swallowing was wild I don't think I think you gotta swallow No I think you should put it in your mouth You can't chew on it I think fresh is wild Straight from the tap.

Yeah, it makes it worse. Yeah. Oh, my God. He could have just not done it. He could have just not done it. That's the thing. You just don't have to do it. He definitely didn't need to do it.

I love you, God. Oh. Wow. Okay. Can we, TJ, can you play the video I just sent you? Because I want a palate cleanser. I saw that there was the Franks squad. It was yelling at each other.

Pretty good. Wait, what happened before this? What's the one before it? I miss getting sick of the military. I'm never going to see it. Is Frank just yelling at Jenks and Mikey Betts? Kyle Gelling getting a shot. And so what were they yelling about?

I just need something to get me to stop thinking about the dog shit. He shared it. Shared it! I shared it dog shit. He shared it I shared it Frank I Shared it Hand it right to him. No, you're just so fucking anal that the pot is not even out till 4 o'clock and you want it Yeah, this might be worse than the dog shit I didn't watch it Look at this. I don't wake up before the fucking rooster. God forbid you got to wake up in the morning.

God forbid. At 9 or 1. That's right. I don't wake up. I go to bed at 7 o'clock. Yeah. To wake up at 9? No, you don't have to go to bed at 2 a.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

D-D-D-D-D. The new schedule. All right. Wake up at 5. All right. Yeah, this is worse than dog shit. This is worse. Show the dog shit.

I want Frank to say, I made you so bad. Nothing without me. Do we have any video that could power us? Do we have a good video? Is there a good... Search good video, TJ. Has Rizzler done anything funny? No.

See that? What? Nah. What happened? You canceled? funny no what nah no what happened you canceled no Rizzler got canceled yeah like the video on Twitter and it's just a video of a blowjob what's the first results I'll give you that good and sloppy head anytime anywhere from

Busty Becks happy video what's a good video sloppy head anything that what about that what about our what about anywhere from Busty Becks. Happy video. What's a good video? Sloppy head. Anything that... What about that? What about our... What about... Can we see if our guy is going to live forever?

One fellow of the year or the week? Oh, wow. That is a blowjob. Yeah. For sure. Can we see if he's still swimming in his pool?

Titus, what about the... What if he died? What about the dog that jumps off the dock? Oh, yeah. The corgi? The corgi flop? Or have you seen the... Corgi belly flop. Have you seen the lab titus what about the what if he died what about the dog that jumps off the dock oh yeah yeah or have you seen the corgi belly flop have you seen the lab like go like it's like an italian villa and he runs all the way down oh yeah they put like the gopro yeah get us that dog that dog that runs all the way down to the ocean in the italian villa

yeah corgi flop or twitter search phrase, my favorite video maybe ever. Oh, yeah. Because that's legit. Ellipses maybe ever. What's that? It could be anything. That's like something somebody would say to describe a really good video. True.

Maybe ever. It's just more dog shit. What time do you got to be out there? I got to leave soon. I got to leave very soon. I gotta leave right now. I gotta leave ten minutes ago. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, it's like robotic eggplant. That's pretty cool. What do you mean, robotic? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Just like a robotic eggplant. It's cute.

Okay. All right, let's spin the wheel, then. Do we do high noon? Oh, no, do it. Kyle and I have to go to a high noon shoot later, which I'm excited for because I want to drink some. High noon, the moment everybody's been waiting for is finally here. The high noon pool pack is back, so grab a case,

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Alright, so tomorrow we'll comp today. Everyone come ready. Maybe bring a gift? Yeah. We'll. Oh, a gift. I'll bring him something. Bring him a gift. Something from lying around the house? Yeah. It's gonna be a? Yeah. Yeah. A gift. I'll bring him something. Bring him a gift? Something from lying around the house? Yeah. It's going to be a huge day. Okay.

We're going to have a speech? Video? You don't even like Will. You're going to make that a thing. You're going to make that a thing if you keep saying it. Do you like Will? You're going to make that a thing. Will you be here for tomorrow?

I am contractually obligated to be here for the beginning of the Yak every day. Why would I miss it? Good man. Solid stand-up dude. Yeah. Kyle, are you ever getting your surgery? No. Oh.

Baking soda? I got the new estimate. It's $8,000. Oh. Jesus. I'm just not doing that. It doesn't cover the health insurance i switched hospitals so i can get this new anesthetic and the estimate went from like

3k to 8k jesus but there's there might be something i can do okay golden bet golden bag to reduce the price but yeah the golden bag would help. Would help. He's chasing golden bag. A 10k. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Payout. I forgot about that. All right, let's spin the wheel.

What are these guys doing? What are they... Surviving. Oh. That is coming up. Two weeks? Two weeks. I hope you're right. Oh, no. Oh, no. Kyle and I can't

Shit neither can I It's gonna be Wait a minute Wait actually I can do it We have to put him on the wheel Have to put Paul Skeens on the wheel I'm gonna take a piss I hope I don't.

God damn it. Oh no. Whenever you get it ready, TJ, spin it. While he's going to piss. Yeah. That's unfortunate. I could get wet today, frankly. I don't want to.

I think this is the day I would be okay with it. I don't want to, but I could. Yeah. I love that. No, Kate, you don't want to at all. No, I would really enjoy that. If the wheel is listening. It always is.

Alright. A lot of names on there. Just kind of one more. A lot of names on there. Awful lot of names. Great deal. Come on. It never gets wet.

TJ never gets wet. He rigs it. It's crazy. Alright. No. It never gets wet. TJ never gets wet. He rigs it. It's crazy. All right. Another motherfucking day. He's on. He's on. He's on.

Now he's off. This is those boats. Well, wow. This is horrible. The second you said it. This is horrible for me. The two around you just now? Oh, alright.

That's fine. You could have gotten wet. One time it's not me. Today's my lucky day. Is that a new color for you, Titus? Jay just said, it's my day today. That's going to be the last three. It knows. It last three. Yep. It knows. It always knows.

Oh, no. Oh, no, Nick. Ah! Nick. Good. What do we do if it's Paul Skeen? Got to let him know he gets wet. He has to come back.

Yeah, when he comes back, he has to get wet. Oh, you... Nick, get me off! Do it. Tell him. Say something, Nick. I don't know. Yeah, when he comes back he has to get up. Oh you get me off do it tell say something It's gonna be it's gonna be Listen you could get a little well No, that's good. That's good for you. Yeah, you're going outside anyway. No, no, no, no, I'm saying Be okay be okay with getting wet. Oh, God.

Brandon, take... No! Oh, shit. Oh, no, man. What the fuck? You suck at this, big cat. Oh. Oh.

Brandon Tico sucks You were that still That's the one you had to have You had to have that one Wait Brandon sit down That was the one you had to have, Brandon. You had to have that one. Wait, Brandon, sit down. That was the one you had to have. We're on piss watch. Piss watch.

We're on piss watch. Oh, no. Brandon. Piss watch. Oh, no. Piss watch. Piss watch. Piss watch.

Piss watch. Piss watch. Oh, give us the piss. Give us the piss. Oh no! Oh! Wait, reverse sweep is reverse sweep is shit.

There he goes Wow Ha That's what I wanted piss We haven't had piss In a long time You were the last

Yeah I think so I'm surprised No KB you had I have Oh yeah You had one So two total Did someone else

Here yeah Jerry You're the only one here though KB Jerry started it Jerry volunteered to start it. Wild odds. Yeah.

Four to one in 16. Yeah, when I did it, I thought all of you had done it many times. Yeah, you thought it was like a piss show. Yeah, everybody does it. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Who cares? Nope. What week can we plan greatest hits week?

Stinky cloud, a draft Some sort of tank race I love that I think that's like a January It's like a sweeps week thing that they used to do It's something to get us excited about in January Because I think, remember, that was why we did Jik Week. We need something in the winter

that gets us all pumped up. Greatest hits. Greatest hits week would be awesome. Everyone can pick a day where they just get to do whatever they want, but it has to be something we've done. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. I love that. I'm trying to think what mine would be. I guess we're doing Mothra's take I don't know what mine is Mine too Mine might just be Get Zod drunk and have him do the VR rollercoaster

We are so mean We got Zod drunk Put him on a VR rollercoaster And then put a bug on him That is the I forgot about the bug I forgot about the bug! I forgot about the bug! That is so fucked up.

What a combo. Put a bug on him. That is meaner than any 80s trope. It was one of those like... Lantern flies. Yeah, the ones that

you're supposed to kill because they're like bad for the environment. Put it on him while he had the VR headset on. And they were like, Zah, there's a bug on you. That's so fucked up. That is so funny.

Was that the same? Was that Joe Montana Day? I feel like it was. Yes, I think so. That might have been my favorite day. Yeah. Was that a KB's Wild Day? I think it was. Yes, I think so. That might have been my favorite day. Yeah. Was that a KB's Wild Day? I think it was.

Yeah, it was KB's Wild. Oh, look at that hair. Oh, he's wet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, buddy. Porky pig's looking wet. What brand is that shirt?

It holds the moisture well. It does. Wait, we have hot water. It wouldn't turn hot. Okay. I knew he had to go, so I wouldn't. It wouldn't turn hot. Okay. I knew he had to go, so I wouldn't wait for it to turn hot. Oh, that was nice of you. I actually don't.

We can chill. I'll be late. All right, cool. All right, we'll see you everyone tomorrow. Will Compton Day. Get excited. Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee swap It's the act It's the act

It's the act Hey, don't touch that dial. Quick picks and then Mark Titus playing against Cody in NCAA football on the Mostly Sports stream and then the Punt stream right after. See you tomorrow. Love you, bud. you you you you you you you you We'll be right back. joggers shorts everything roback.com promo code yak it is data day but before we do data day paul skeens is in the house paul skeens the phenom we just taped a great interview with him

for part of my take coming out friday uh so wait nick so you took a picture nick is our biggest pirates fan yeah but i i regret i did something I regret in the photo. I'm significantly shorter and I went arm over shoulder, which you don't do. Oh. The end result is plain goofy. Did you notice that, Paul? Did it shock you to feel my hand on your shoulder? Like, why is this shorter man doing that?

It's a little different. You want a redo? No, I'll probably end up fucking doing it again, dude. I don't know. Yeah, you would. I deleted the photo. So Nick is, what were you on the Pirates list? Top 10, right?

Top 10 of Pittsburgh Pirate fan Twitter accounts. Nice. Yeah. Thanks, Paul. Yeah. And how often do you tweet about the pirates I think um fuck

man daily I think about them a lot yeah think about them a lot yeah but Paul's gonna do the gauntlet what yes we were like I didn't I was like I always feel weird asking someone if they want to do the gauntlet because then you got to explain it, but I basically was like, Brandon, explain the gauntlet.

Yeah, and you walked off. I walked off, but he's in. I think what's helping us is the entire Orioles roster did it, and same with the Tigers. So you have to rep and beat those guys. Yeah, peer pressure. Go! All right, Paul Skeen's gauntlet. Paul Skeen's gauntlet.

He's kind of relaxed, which is good. I don't want to stress him so much. He's actually doing fucking good. Yeah. Did that one go through? I've seen a lot of people go, and this is fine. Yep! Soccer!

Soccer! Nice sell. Yeah. Little jog. He's got Connor Griffin in goal, which should help. Woo! Oh! Close! Oh Close Oh

That's in That's in This would be awkward Pitchers don't hit That should just count Wow, with a bad flip That was awesome He should be able to

He should heave it hard Get him another ball You rebound when it's That was awesome. Cocky. He should be able to. Oh, no. He should heave it hard. He should heave it real hard. Get him another ball, Brendan. Get him another ball. You rebound when it's. Oh, shit. That was awesome. Oh, this is casual.

That was awesome. Oh, he's the future. That was awesome. This is the most nonchalant gauntlet ever. I guess also we should have expected. Oh, he has two balls in the hand. We should have expected he could throw a football like that. Yeah.

I guess that was never put that one together. Oh, he can locate a ball. He warms up with a football. Ten feet away. Little oomph, P. Okay. At least he said he did warn us. Yeah.

Oh, no. Brandon's getting flustered. Oh, that's my favorite sound. That's the best sound, Titus. The swish with the ting. The little ting. That's when it's so pure. Dude, his time is awesome right now.

He's got trivia. He's got trivia. And he's smart as a whip. That's the fastest football throw there's ever been, I think. The fastest. Yeah. Can I get it? And clockwise.

Yep. Trivia. There we go. Ireland. I don't know any of these. All right. All right. One more.

All right. What about Finland? Yeah. Did you say Finland? There it is. Is that time? No, we got one more. What about...

This is a bad draw. What about the team that plays in Miami? Oh, the Marlins? Yeah. Aren't they blue? No, they're blue. Fuck. Every team's blue.

I'm just going to stick with the MLB teams. Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, what about the team that nobody goes to that's moving? Yeah. Oh, the A's. Yeah. Bam! Tie!

That was the worst draw you could have gotten. You crushed the gauntlet part, the on-court part. I have a thing. Oh. Oh, yes. Brandon does he he got here for the start of the show wow oh i wasn't here thank brandon that wasn't that wasn't my thing oh i thought it was um i got i was walking into the yak i walked by steven shea steven shea said oh food when he saw food at the bar i said Steven, you have a pep in your step today.

He looks at me. He smiles. He says, I'm wearing a cup, brother. You're wearing a cup? Right now? We're going on the punt stream. We've got to protect my cup. You're wearing a cup now? All day?

Yeah, for punts. The punt's later. The punts are 3.30. Do you think NFL players wake up and put it on? I have stitches in my scrotum. So yeah, I'm gonna fucking... No, no, no. Why do you have it on now? That's not the weird part.

Why are you wearing it now? Because I wasn't going to change. You woke up. You left your house today. You dropped your kids off at school? No, not today. You left your house today You dropped your kids off at school? No, not today You left your house today You drove? I did

I was gonna train, but the child You had a cup in the whole time You had a cup in the whole time Correct I took a dump this morning in the office wearing a cup No! Why are you wearing a cup? Wait

I mean, it was down It was down I was gonna to say. You actually probably could in the jockstrap, right? Like, the jockstrap doesn't go over your asshole. You could leave it on. It's not one of those. It's like, basically, yeah, it's compression shorts.

Wait, but why would you have a pep in your step? I don't know. Brandon said that. Not me. I mean, he was bouncing. He was peppy. He was gliding. He was absolutely gliding.

I probably just noticed the free food. I was excited. Yeah, and it is data day. It's data day. Itiding. I probably just noticed the free food. I was excited. Yeah, and it is data day. It's data day. It's the most important day in the Yak Cup. But I'm not sure the cup isn't what put the pep in his step. You think it was just – It makes him feel like an athlete.

He knows his dick's covered. Yeah, yeah. Yes. That's true. I don't know if this is the right shade for data day. No, he's just got so much data in his brain, he's got to get it out. He's got to get it out. I am confrontational.

And short, too. Yeah. A little short. Do you want to take a lap? What are you looking for here? Oh. Wow. I think we just, let's roll with it.

Okay. Let's try this. All right. All right. Let's see where this goes. Dad of David put an asterisk. Stephen Che is angry. Okay.

What if this is how he needs to be to be his best? What if this is his best predictions ever? I'm going to just say that reversing the vasectomy is now on the table for his job. We might have to do that. If this attitude stinks, it continues

to stink. Am I too jaded? No, you're just kind of a dick. It's just dick yeah you have to separate the commissioner me which is a difficult job and uh the regular workmate but now you're in both worlds your commissioner job's more difficult than your real job no i didn't say that i'm just saying saying, like, that's an ad for it. All right, so turn off Commissioner Che. Okay, all right. All right.

I think he's back. Hey, Steven, what's up? You ready for data day? Yes, let's get going. All right, let's go. Here we go. That's all we had to do. We just got to make sure we turn it off.

All right. There we go, boys. Hold on, let me take a picture. We made it. The pray for tomorrow. Now, hold on. Let me take a picture. We made it. The pray for tomorrow. Here we go. Now, hold on. What's in collaboration? Who are we collaborating with?

Eagles for Harris. What is going on? Oh, Eagles for Harris, Stephen. Yeah, Max must have bought some signage. Okay. So next gen NFL Eagles for Kamala Harris AWS IBM what's NGFFL fantasy the flag football league

oh I like flag football pray for tomorrow yep okay that's Greer money right there all right let's do it yep all right we're jumping in. Whoa. Here we go.

So you have the Jets winning the division. Yes, I like the Jets a lot. They changed the turban. Making a little bed for herself. I don't even know when she changed. That happened so fast. Oh, she's got her nose. Jay, she's sleepy, man.

She got sleepy quick. Oh, she's got her little. Oh, Jay, she's sleepy, man. Yeah, she got sleepy quick. Oh, she's got her little. She got a candle. Yeah, a couple candles. Some wine. Yeah, a little wine. Jay, she's tired, dude. Oh.

Okay, so that's, yeah. That's it for Kate. She lasted longer than I thought she would. Yeah, she made it all the way to the AFC. It's graphic. Get a little blanky, yeah. Okay. Nice.

All right, good work. Night-night. So let's just try to keep it down. Yeah, let's keep it down for Kate. Okay. Oh, she got the cucumbers. Glasses off. Oh, love it. Oh it oh that's relaxed that is awesome for her she deserves that she does deserve it there's tension in this room why i like it oh

lions how could you how could you i mean I think the Bears will be exciting. I think the Packers are really good. I think Jordan Love is the real deal. I actually put out a poll on Twitter. I thought this was interesting. I said, if contracts were equal, who would you rather have, Jordan Love or Caleb Williams right now? Contracts are equal.

I would personally rather have Jordan Love, but 60% is Caleb Williams. Okay. Just because of age or potential? No, contracts being equal? Contracts being equal. They're still the same age. Jordan Love is, how old is he, 27? He's 32.

Right. Caleb Williams is super young, but if the contracts were the same, I feel like Jordan Love is a more enticing prospect just because you've seen him do it in the pros. I think he's actually going to be 33 before the season starts. That's old. But yeah, the Lions play 14 of 17 games indoors.

So I really like them this year on those fast tracks, which they're used to at home. Packers, again, I think are really good. I think their defense is really underrated. The Bears, I think, have a great defense. I think Jalen Johnson has a chance to be one of the best corners in the league. Rookie quarterbacks, you see it, they're going to be inconsistent. He's going to have great games.

He's going to have bad games. And the Vikings, I think, are not very good with Sam Darnold. I do like Jordan Edison quite a bit, though. Steven, who is the last rookie quarterback, first-round rookie quarterback, to win week one? To win week one? Yeah. The what?

Last first-round rookie quarterback to win week one? Yeah. The what? Last first-round rookie quarterback to win week one. Oh. First-round rookie quarterback. Cam Newton won first round, but that was like 13 years ago. Trivia guy? Was it Wentz? Trevor? No.

It was Sam Darnold. Wow. Oh, and really? Yeah, the gesture like, this is our guy. Yeah. Sam Darnold? Wow. Oh, and really? Yeah, the gesture like this is our guy. Yeah, Sam Darnold. 0-14-1 since Sam Darnold. That's a great stat. He had a tie in his first game.

That's not bad. Yeah. That's a good stat, right? That is a very good stat. It's no better time than now. Yeah. It's history. Yeah.

Okay. So, I hate you for your prediction on the bears um you think it's kind of fair though right like are you expecting them to make the playoffs for sure this year expect and want are two tricky words i mean i know you want them to make the blast but do you honestly expect them to i mean it's house money this year yeah Yeah, maybe I do, which is stupid. I think their defense is going to be very good. Okay. Ask yourself this, McCatt.

If you put the Bears in the playoffs, would there be room for the Bucs in this playoffs? Good point. No, there wouldn't. Good point. We don't know if Che has the Bucs making the playoffs. That's true. We do not know if Che has the Bucs making the playoffs.

All right, let's go to the NFC South. Oh! Look at that! I'll be god damn. Would you look at that? I don't believe it. And you're exactly right, Brandon. If the Bears were a couple games better, the Bucs would maybe not be in the playoffs. I mean, technically one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s Super Bowl win.

Wait, what? How many dominant teams? What? Won the Super Bowl, and they win, division. Wait, what? One of the most, how many dominant teams? What? Won the Super Bowl, and they won the division every year since then. But it's the worst division. That's not one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s. What does that have to do with this year? Chiefs, Eagles.

Chiefs and the 49ers. 49ers. Eagles. What if the Eagles won? They've got, but hold on, the most dominant teams in the 2020s. The Bucs? They've not been dominant. One of The most dominant teams in the 2020s. The Bucs? They've not been dominant. One of the most dominant.

How many dominant teams do you have? The Chiefs, the Rams, and the Bucs. The only three teams that have won this decade. So the Rams are also one of the most dominant teams. Have they won their division every year? So they just won the Super Bowl. So are the Niners not one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s? Do they have any banners hanging?

But they have won their division every year and they've gone to, what, two Super Bowls and all the NFC Championship games? A lot of second place trophies. So why don't you just say one of three Super Bowl winners? What you're basically saying is we won the Super Bowl. Also, the 2020s are only four years old. We won the Super Bowl wins. What you're basically saying is we won the Super Bowl. Also, the 2020s are only four

years old. We won the Super Bowl with every team that's winning. This is the most ridiculous statement. It's true. Oh my god, okay. Tom Brady was one of the most dominant players in the 2020s. Who do you play for this decade?

Checkmate. No, it was not checkmate. That was not checkmate. It wasn't even check. Hey, do you play for this decade? Checkmate. No, it was not checkmate. That was not checkmate. It wasn't even check. It wasn't even check. Hey, do you have room? You can't just say checkmate. You moved a pawn.

You moved one pawn forward and said checkmate. He would do that, though. Your move. Yeah. So who's doing the losses? I'm doing the wins. I'm at 127. I'm at 145.

Big cat. Yep. Okay. Checks out. Oh, Quigs. Quigs? Yeah. In the sheet that I sent them, the commander's 5 and 12.

I see him as 611 here. Keep going, TJ. That's an inside job. Keep here. Keep going, TJ. That's an inside job. Keep going. I'm looking at the Excel sheet. Keep going, TJ. We'll get Quigs in here. I would like to get Quigs in here. But how did you not

spot it when it came up? 196 with 31 there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Aren't these just screenshots of your Excel? I sent screenshots, yes. But clearly there was an inside job on this. It's a work.

Go to your sent. How can you prove that, though? All right. Can you go to your email? I'm at 236 with 40 there. Yeah, I can. Keep going to the last one. Alright. Can you go to your email? I'm at 236 with 40 there. Keep going to the last one. Hmm.

I have 273 wins. So I'm at 35. I'm at 271. The commanders was wrong. What else? But if it was off by two games, you would still be off, wouldn't you? You'd be off by one.

Yeah, you'd still be off by the same. Wouldn't you be off by the same amount? No, because it's one game that moved. So you have, okay, so you have two more. 273, 271. 273, 271. Quigs, thoughts? Wow, we've done it again. Quigs, thoughts? Wow.

We've done it again. Quigs, what's going on here? Washington Commanders, that data was manipulated. He doesn't have his headphones on yet. Yeah, just give him a second. Quigs, he's accusing you of manipulating data. You just did what he's saying. I just took the sheet.

Yeah. Copy-paste. He's got 273, 271. He did that last year, didn't he? Yeah. He missed by four games last year. He missed by four. He just omitted four games.

So we're off on this now. I'm looking at the screenshots, and I have five and 12. We're looking at the data today, and we have 273 and 271. But how did you not catch it, Stephen, when we were showing the – Yeah. You were going through all the divisions. How did you not catch the commanders? I mean, I don't have every team's win-loss memorized.

Will you apologize to Quiggs? Quiggs should apologize to me. No, Quiggs, no. We went through it yesterday and fixed the one mistake I had. That's clever that you had such an obvious mistake that I caught. I mean, I didn't mean to do that. What was the mistake? Clearly you meant to do this.

This is a Photoshop. I sent a screenshot. I had one team that was like, it was supposed to be 14 losses. It was 3-14 and it said 3-1. And I had one. Which is a Photoshop. This is a... I sent a screenshot. I had one team that was like... It was supposed to be 14 losses, I think. It was 3-14 and it said 3-1. And I had one. I... Which is a... Copy and paste.

Standard mistake. That's a standard mistake. Yeah, it's a typo. Yeah. Deviation. All right, so apologize to Quiggs. He did nothing wrong. Quiggs did something for some...

I mean, obviously, this wasn't Quiggs by himself, but this is messed up. This is a team of people. The screenshot I sent was by myself. What do you mean? You don't think I can do this by myself by myself quick goes all the way to the top I'll apologize on behalf of the rest of the yak yeah I don't know why he's doing you don't deserve this yeah it's clearly not quigs so we got to figure out what we're basically the only person that touched the sheet is its view only but

he just said it wasn't. I didn't do this. Did you send? Are you aware of someone that did? How did you send it? I sent a screenshot. IOS? Did you text him screenshots? Yes. I sent a screenshot of

my laptop. So screenshot 831 148. You're wrong. The data is wrong. Alright, Quigs, I apologize to you. I think Che, you should have gone through it at least and double checked before we went on. It was all good.

Quigs could show you his laptop. Do you want to go fucking look at it? I don't even know how to begin to look at that stuff. That's data. I'm looking at the screenshot I sent and the commanders are clearly 5 and 12. But it says 6 and 11 right there.

Literally the only piece of data we have for you is you saying that we can't see what you're looking at. We don't... What we see is 6 and 11. You're saying 5 and 12. for you is you saying that we can't see what you're looking at. What we see is 6-11. You're saying 5-12. When 6-11 popped up the first time, you never saw anything wrong with it.

At no point did you say, that doesn't seem right. It seems like a good record for that. You were making the argument when you were talking about the Commanders. You were totally fine with arguing that they'll win 6 games. And now you're arguing that they'll win 5. and now you're there they win five so it's like i don't know it's a little confusing yeah it seems like you would have known immediately

upon discussing yeah the mistakes that were made in the past i can live with because they're mine this is not my mistake so i am thinking we have your guy right here he says it wasn't his yeah quigs i i'm upset on your behalf. I don't even know if you should continue doing this. Yeah, yeah. You go back to work. Do you swear you didn't manipulate? Yeah.

And honestly, even if Quiggs did, you're the one that reached out to him to help you. If the offensive coordinator called a bad play, it falls on the head coach, though. Too many cooks. I didn't. The buck has to stop somewhere. If you notice, it's just the exact same presentation as the past two years.

I didn't put too much time. I copy and pasted what he sent me and threw it in last year. This isn't good leadership from Stephen Che. No. Not at all. No. No. All right.

Well, I'm going to go get back to work. All right, Quigs. All right. You're doing a really good job. Awesome, man. Thanks, guys. Good to see you. Good luck.

Good luck figuring it out. Thank you. All right. We did figure it out. That's a good guy. That's doing a really good job. Good luck figuring it out. Thank you. It's the ones you least expect. Quakes? You least expect him? I guess he's the only guy that could have done this. That sucks! Oh no.

Kyle and I can't. Shit, neither can I it's gonna be I'm sure the wheel just three dudes wait actually I can do it we have to put him on the wheel oh look at that hair

oh yeah oh buddy porky pigs looking wet what brand is that shirt it holds the moisture well wait we have hot water it wouldn't hurt hot you pigs looking wet. What brand is that shirt? It holds the moisture well. Wait, we have hot water. It wouldn't turn hot. Okay. I knew you had to go, so I wouldn't wait for it to turn hot. Oh, that was nice of you. I actually don't. We can

chill. I'll be late. Alright, cool. Alright, we'll see you everyone tomorrow. Will Compton Day. Get excited.