The Yak - Plinko Day 5 Has People Running For Their LIVES | The Yak 3-28-25

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

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Stop shooting me. Psh, psh. Stop shooting me. Psh, pew, pew, psh. It's Plinko Day! And we got very special guest Eddie here in Kate's chair. We have Tate in Che's chair. That's right.

Which scares the fuck out of me. Which scares the fuck out of me. Oh. Scares the fuck out of me. Tate was doing the eye thing. Oh, no. Yeah. But we also have a very special guest that I wanted to, uh,

let on the show right now. It's, uh, a reverse glaze. Mm-hmm. It's Bobby Bones, because he wanted to... Whoa! Hey! He's celebrities!

Bobby! Hey! Can't hear him! Can't hear him at all. Can't hear him. Oh no! Oh no Bobby! What's happening?

Were they on their show right now? I think they're on their... I don't know if they're on their show or what. Is this a dueling show? Are we dueling shows? Is this dueling pianos? Oh my god, a crossover show. I don't know if they're on their show or what. Is this a dueling show? Are we dueling shows? Is this dueling pianos? Oh my god, a crossover episode.

Are we just watching the Bobby Bones show? I'm fine with watching the Bobby Bones show. I'd watch the Bobby Bones show. Again, I love Bobby Bones' glasses. Great glasses guy. Good hair. Fail until you don't. That's a good...

Is that them live? Well, they're interviewing somebody else right now. Yeah, they're talking to him. What are they doing? Talking to that guy. They're just doing something. Were we supposed to be talking to Bobby Bones right now? I thought so. TJ, were we supposed to be talking to Bobby Bones?

It's a Zoom call. They joined a Zoom call. But their audio's just not there? Well, it was great to see Bobby Bones. I love seeing him. I was Bobby Bones. That was a great moment. I thought we could see him.

Did they not know that they joined a Zoom call? Oh, they might not. They might think it's 1215 Well all right well Bobby their bones oh can we hear them? They're not sending us any audio. Ah all right. Well, we'll do that It doesn't appear that they know what they're that they're on a show. I love this. We're kind of peeping Tom Yeah, a little behind the Bone show curtain.

You can't, there's no other way to listen or watch him do it. No, they're not. We're the only ones in the world probably that... Look at the inside scoop. ...will watch him do a radio show. Bobby Bones. Fail Until You Don't. That's an interesting book title. Yeah.

Because like I guess, yeah, that makes sense. But then what if you just keep failing until you die? I don't want to fail. I guess if you know how die then you didn't fail at dying Yeah, not bad. Yeah, are they blissfully unaware that we're blissfully unaware Yeah, I think he's explained it seems like they're doing their show like yes. Yeah, they're doing their shit. Is this a rerun? No, I've This is zoom call. Yeah, they're doing their shit. Is this a rerun? No, I've This is a zoom call. Yeah, they were not watching this They maybe they've been waiting for a while and just said fuck it fuck it fuck it We'll just do our show I joined like one minute before maybe they're watching us and we're muted and we're just talking now

We're not muted. Okay. What do you think they're talking about? There goes that there goes that theory Arkansas you think they're talking about Arkansas? Yeah. Maybe. I would have called time out. I wouldn't have let Boogie Flynn dribble that ball and pass up a bunch of open teammates. John L. Davis is hot. You got to get the ball in his hands.

Yeah. Hey everyone, Plinko Day. Plinko Day. Are we ready for Plinko Day? I mean, that was a good interview. That was a great interview. One of the best interviews we've done. The part where they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the other team, they showed the ball to the Plinko Day. Plinko Day. Are we ready for Plinko Day? I'm still, I mean that was a good interview. That was a great interview.

One of the best interviews we've done. The part where they showed the other woman that we don't know. Yeah. My favorite part. You're sick. Come on. I like seeing bones.

Grab a microphone. Is anyone aware of him as an entertainer? Yes. Yeah. I know he's huge. My sister, like my sister is his biggest fan And I was supposed to relay a message. I think oh get it. Oh, you'll be able to well. Maybe not possibly We might never talk to your Kyle say to him. I

Don't have it you get tested out right now here. I don't have it. Hey, Bobby Bobby he's named Brian. He looks like a Bobby. I just like the glasses. Some guys just have glasses and it works and then there's Nick. Maybe it's the big sweater with the big. Yeah, but when I take off my glasses you are disgusted. Your glasses. I'm just stuck.

You're in the glasses work category. We'll see. Alright, so I mean we should wait for Bobby. We can intro what we have. Yeah, well, let's intro what we have. Let's intro what we have. But some of you are going to be real assholes, and I already know it. I don't think that's true.

Is this your first show? Yeah, no, I just said that is. I was trying to move the conversation. All right. I don't think that's true, guys. All right, so Eddie, do you want to say what you have sir? So one punishment one good thing, correct? Yeah All right. So punishment or a treat first either way, whatever you want. So I got e For Eddie

Wait, how did the did you guys win your bocce game? Yeah, it was fantastic. There we go Unbelievable, let's go. Co-MVP with Gino. Gino played two. Wait, did you play? I played two, yeah. So it was a three-man team? Four, where was one of my bums go?

He was good, too. Nice. He was good in the final set. So you were all good. Yeah, we played well. Look at you guys. We played well. Good at bocce.

Got the dub. Fuck yes. All right, so for my punishment, you guys seen Angels in the Outfield? Yeah. We're gonna do Nacho Butt. Oh, I don't recall that from Angels in the Outfield. What's the Nacho Butt? Nacho Butt?

We're gonna put nachos on a plate. Oh. And you have to sit on them. Oh. God damn it. I need an E, it's presented by Elmer's glue There will be chips and cheese on a plate and with glue yeah, just a little dash and you got a nacho But oh can we decide like bear bear ass or clothing? Yeah, I want to get my shorts I'll allow that way on a bear ass nachos. I would bear ass

I think I would have to bear ass the nacho remember that scene when the guy sits on nacho I was all not show but not show but okay. That's your That's a bad thing get nacho, but okay, that's a horrible thing. Yeah, not good, and then if you win I got Envelope surprises envelope That is tantalizing yeah,. Okay. Could be anything. Could be anything. Titus, what was your letter? I had A. I felt like we've done antiquing every single time, and I felt like it's a little

played out. How many times can you throw flour on someone's face and everything? So I decided this time I was going to try something new. We're not going to do antiquing. Instead, my A, instead of standing for antiquinging is going to stand for a fuck ton of flour in your face the difference here is instead of man see you get a fuck ton of flour like like what just a comic comically large amount of flour I love love that. You throw it into someone's face. Okay.

Yeah. That's a great A. Yeah, that was my A. A fuck ton of flour, never been done. How does he do it? Uh, Kyle, what do you got? What the H. I have a variety of food products that begin with H

in my adult men's luxury backpack. I will be combining the two of them of food products that begin with H in my adult men's luxury backpack. I will be combining the two of them into one edible concoction. You will be blindfolded and you will have to guess the two products. So like ice cream cone blended into ice cream? So like hypothetically if the game was what the F in some alternate universe, I could hypothetically squirt Frank's red hot sauce on a piece of fudge. And your objective would

be to taste it and then guess Frank's red hot and fudge. How fun. That is fun. Yes. Okay. If you get it right, you win money. If you get it wrong. Is Che here? No.

Okay. You have to just eat more of that okay? You're gonna have to let Che cross you up and break your ankles on a clip that looks realistic Let's do that with Lucas oh Yeah, no Lucas will cross you up or who's the worst person? No, I don't know Who's the worst person to cross you up so fucking white? Mincy Connor Griffin really Connor Griffin cross yeah, yeah Connor Griffin would do it would be has he ever crossed anyone up he could he never crossed me up Oh, he didn't

No, you don't get crossed up if you're out of gas. Oh, okay If you don't do it within the first two possessions doesn't count got it Hope I don't get this flushed on a week of glory for me. Yeah Alright, so kind of cross up. That's right. That made me the legitimate happy to see Cody. Yeah, Cody cross Cody Cardi Oh fuck. Yeah, Cody crosses you up and we have to you have to keep doing it until it looks somewhat realistic Yeah, I like that okay. I have the skulls the yaks on each side. We're gonna play speed where just kidding All right my art. There'll be a wheel and it will be Snack attack or Zack attack mmm. We have Zack here. Do we have Zack here? He's with Bobby bones

Zack is here same. It's the same zoom cause Bobby bones Bobby can you hear us? They're watching you and I didn't know who they were so I was a little... thank you for watching Accidental. Yeah guys. Yeah we were watching you. Bobby, thank you for joining the Yak. We just wanted to have you on to maybe Glaze, Titus and Brandon for being your favorite niche celebrities.

Okay, I have a lot to say. I have some explaining to do but first of all, it's a bad day. For Arkansas loss last night. I'm pissed. I had to get up at 3 this morning after being awake, angry until 3 last night. So if I'm a little irritable, life sucks. So just so you guys know. Bobby, quick question, because we're not big sports guys. You guys used all your timeouts, right,

before the end of the game? We took one for next year. That's Okay, yeah, if you save one you get one every game extra next year, which is super cool I'm so excited about that, but I think in a former life I must have committed crimes or killed somebody or something cuz all my team suck like I'm like it sucks My I suck I hate me I got my art it sucks my I suck I hate me And I'm massive Cubs fan and a massive Razorbacks fan and except for 2016 and then 94 We won a championship when I was like a toddler like everything sucks, so good to see you guys, okay?

Good to see you too Bobby. Have you thought about with your sports teams just fail until you don't I'd like to say that book is on Amazon It's a bestseller. My prediction or my excuse my explanation and I started to receive a lot of messages from you guys as fans. I'm fans of all of you guys. I got listen to PMT. I listen to freaking macro dosing, but I'm big Titus guy, big branding guy. And the deal was who are celebrities that you like

that other people wouldn't know? Because there are influencers for everything, like broccoli and fitness. And I was like, oh, I got two guys that I love what they say about sports. And so I mentioned Titus and I was like, dude got drafted by the Globetrotters, white dude. And it's kind of a joke.

And so told that story, talked about him at Ohio State. And I was like, dude got drafted by the Globetrotters. White dude. That's right. And it's kind of a joke. And so told that story, talked about him at Ohio State, how much he knows about basketball, like all those sports, listen to that. And then talked about Brandon being a rider and moving his way up. Like I'm from a small town in Arkansas. Well then everybody was like, dude,

why are you hating on the guys at Barstool? I'm trying to fight anybody. I would get beat up by everybody in that room except Brandon and I didn't I didn't want there to be any confusion because I'm massive fans of them both. I love it Oh, we didn't take it that way by myself Brandon. You didn't take it that way. We appreciated it I being a niche celebrity is awesome. It's awesome. That's what I want. That's a that's the greatest compliment anybody could pay me Yeah, no, but but nobody is a more niche Celebrity than me though. I'm as niches you could possibly be in the whole wide world. So it is a compliment

I do a radio show. I want a reality show and that's about it. And so you guys are Bigger than I am But it is respect and love. So I just wanted to make sure that that was translated from me to you guys. Message received, message, you know, I never took it the wrong way. So I don't know who was fighting battles on my behalf,

but it was unnecessary. No, I absolutely loved it. Can you imagine being a guy who scored nine career points and does college basketball podcasts for a living, taking offense to being called a niche celebrity. Yeah. No, it was all love. It was all love.

Sometimes people will say things like, you know, if they're tweeting and they're like, oh, you think you're so cool because you're a stupid celebrity. I'm like, thank you for saying I'm a celebrity. I just like the word being associated with me at all in any way So and another thing was and I don't know if this is out of place out of line

And I don't want to like interrupt the flow of your show, but so today's Friday I'm well. I was gonna go to San Francisco to watch Arkansas played tomorrow, which is not happening and that oh, they're out Shit wait were you guys up in the game though? We well. Here's the thing We still I'm still waiting we have a timeout to call Let's see what Cal draws up for the final possession. I was always got some up his sleeve so oh My god guys we were that's a second burst I Can't I'm not going to it was brutal. It was rude early Yeah, I'm going to LA to host and fill in for Rich Eisen next week for a couple days who Eisen is like one of the greats, right? At least for me, I was born in the 80s. So Eisen's like one of the best. So I'm gonna go fill in on his TV and radio show. So what my ask is, and I don't mind asking on one of those days, we've been doing Monday and Tuesday, if Titus, if you would guest and talk ball,

college ball, and if Brandon, if you'll come on and talk football on the next day. I don't know what your recording schedule is, but, and you don't have to say yes now because I want to... Yes, they're saying yes. They both say yes. They're both saying yes. Yes. Make it work. Love it.

That would be awesome. That would be awesome for me. And mostly because, you know, sometimes guests are duds and I know you guys aren't duds so that will be cool. All right. Absolutely. Awesome. Well Bobby you're the man. You're the man. Yeah you're the man.

You are the man. You are the man. Take the man. Open door for when you come to Chicago as well obviously. Yeah yeah. Hold on. This is why I'm not the man and this is funny to me because I went back And I didn't know you guys had talked about me talking about you, but apparently there's a diagram of podcast listeners somebody crosses over in the space and so I was listening watching the video of you guys talking about me and

Big cat was like Bobby Glasses yeah, I'm like, nope. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Visually impaired, that's what I'm known for. Let's go, baby. So yeah, well next week will be exciting.

Appreciate what you guys do generally, like I'm a massive fan, and I'm a big Cubs fan, so I'm up there. Come on up, yeah. Come by the studio. Yeah, come for a whole yak, sit in with us. Awesome. Yeah Yeah, the reason this is happening is because my small older sister Loves you listens every day and I like you based on how much she talks to your praise

And she has a message for you. I just don't have it yet. Ah, it's something to do with sleep She wants to help you sleep better at night. Is that something you're having issues with? That's a weird description without the actual panel. Yeah. She has some techniques for you to try. So I guess maybe just try to sleep better tonight. And if it works, I'll consider that a win for her

Okay, well what I don't know if you say your name, but what's your first name for her name is Lauren I'll just say it Lauren Barrett. She loves you. She's a new mother of an adopted child and she listens to every show. Oh That's awesome. Well Lauren that I genuinely appreciate it. We're in a world of as you guys know We there are 10 million things vying for 10 Million people and if we can get anybody that's like loyal and appreciates what we do that's awesome And that's what I do to you guys So yeah, so thanks for letting me pop in here and looking forward to seeing you guys next week Yeah, absolutely in any time here in Chicago Bobby stop by we'd love to have you

Appreciate that you guys have a good rest of show alright. Thanks Bobby Amazing I was oh nailed that message Bobby bone. Yeah fucking yeah, that was awesome. He's gonna be so excited. I like Bobby bone I love Bobby bones that is very funny that we got him on the show the the like no I just eight hours after Arkansas Yeah, I know that timing he's very funny timing when did he talk about you guys? Oh I know that timing each very funny timing when did he talk about you guys? Two or three weeks ago. Yeah, like two or three weeks ago. They they they came up on their show Nisha They're you kind of explained it. Yeah, it's came in these celebrities And then he mentioned us and then some people thought he was now it's a friendship You say you just got the message Kyle

Yeah, it was pretty vague Bobby it's go to Beth Kendall for sleep Okay, it's actually not big that's pretty specific. I don't know what that means that's a site or a person or a resort a resort Yeah Yeah, Beth Kendall Beth Kendall Beth Kendall Bobby all right do it crazy All right back to my wheel so we we have Zack Attack, Snack Attack. So Zack is here. Hey, Zack.

Oh, hell yeah. Hey, what's going on, guys? How are y'all today? Good to see you, bud. Great. Great. So Zack has given me five or six topics that he feels passionate about.

So thanks to Brandon, great idea last time with Ethan. If you get Zack Attack, you'll be able to chat with him about something he's very passionate about oh very cool And then the snack attack is I got a bunch of snacks and I have numbered them So you'll guess a number and then I'll give you a snack that you have to try some of the snacks being Called crab crackers those are fucking horrible Salted egg salmon chips Oh those don't sound great um baby octopus salad Oh fuck you. Yeah, that's not a snack That's a snack. This is a snack baby octopus. This is octopus chips. Oh damn it. Oh

Is this cuz it's a Friday during lunch? Yeah, right? Squid squid so you want seafood snack no I wouldn't say that this one is um crawfish Pringles Those would be good. That's probably the best one. Yeah, and then there's like I don't know these look really hot look at the flames Oh flamas so yeah, so snack attack Zack attack all right that first one so I'd love to pick Zach's brain. Well. No you He's gonna talk about what he wants. Yeah. Yeah, I love you here You're not picking his brain right you're battling him. It's a debate or it could be a debate

Yes, actually were you ready to debate in those topics you sent me Those were conversations that I had this week I'm open to definitely definitely talk about them some more if you guys want to, you guys want to chat. Okay yeah well give us one of the topics. I believe one of the topics was, I believe there should be less gas stations more concession stands. Okay. That was a conversation I had earlier this week with one of my buddies Okay, so yeah Hold yeah, Brandon you have to learn thoughts right hard to debate that one You're the you're the skulls or the wheel is the skulls okay the sides

I'm the K and I kind of went a little simple the good one is It's gonna be kiss but kiss with a twist. If you land on kiss, you go back and you do another disc. And if it lands on the, every body part has a corresponding letter. So you hit T, you kiss the person's toes. If you hit H, it's kiss the person's head. E is ears. Y is you don't have to do it. A is you kiss the person's toes. If you hit H, it's kiss the person's head. E is ears.

Y is you don't have to do it. A is you kiss them all over. And K is kiss them in the knee. How am I gonna explain this in that way? Fun fact about me, I love being kissed all over. Really? Yeah. Okay, well, there you do.

Might be your lucky day. And the bad K is for a kid show. And you and I will leave this room. And I will take, I have some subject matter and some prompts and I will video you doing a two minute tryout as a character for Jerry's kids show. Oh, I love that.

Love that. So that's what we have for mine. Okay, great. I'm Y. My good thing is, do you guys recall the game old maid Losing old maid is when the game ends, and you have the old maid Yeah, so I have the why and you if you land in why you can choose somebody in this room to get this lifeguard lesson at the YMCA Show ends and you have this April 20

I show ends and you have this April 20 April 26 and 27th you have Oh two days yeah lifeguard lesson And then my bad is a yak antique It's an antique but with Yak meat Yeah, I just some general yak meat Right Your back pocket yeah

Thought out it's still pretty cold That's Yeah, can't eat just classic okay the yak anti-classic Danny This is it we've we've picked up plink Oh day. Uh-huh. There's a lot My tea is just an assortment of snacks to start with tea Wait, oh, these are good. Oh, these are good. This is my good thing. My bad thing is a tea triathlon So the first leg will be A bad thing is a T triathlon. So the first leg will be, there's a 50 foot court over there. You'll have to properly coil it. Stefan will be watching and he will tell you if you're doing it right or not. You don't want him to throw a temper tantrum or you have to start

over the second T Annika and Hannah will be down here. You have to do a choreographed TikTok dance. Oh, no. To perfection, the last T is we were looking at that Mincy story yesterday when we saw the picture of his tennis picture. And he came up to me and said, that's one of the best stories I ever had behind the scenes of that. So your timer will end once Mincy is done telling you. Oh, no. Bring the Tyrantula back. I would rather. I promise I'd rather kill myself. And once mincy is done telling oh

Man shit you all three of those correct. Oh my god. I take the rest of the show. Oh, did you see minced? Quote tweet us talking about now what he said three stations three TV stations were there so where the other three right where the other two And then I was like mince what was up with the Daily show he's like why I didn't say that they said that I don't know really how do they come up with that then? Miss quoted weekly wouldn't do it justice. No, it's more than that. Yeah a sporadic. Yeah a sporadic daily show All right, and then the three local TV networks came by Wow so they all just filmed and did anybody else come by What do you mean well it looked like a public event and pretty empty it's pretty empty Yeah, it was just three TV. No, we're throwing that out there was early

You don't know what time it was. Well, judge him by that. Strobelite. There he is. One of the best stories ever. Alright, and then the one we have to be worried about, Tate. He worked in conjunction with Stephen Che. Yeah, Che Pigeon hold me a little bit. He said I can only go up to a level 7 on the on the thermometer

Make that whatever you want yeah, okay, what do you have on your wheel? So the theme that we're going with is barstool shows so the wheel has chicks in the office on it There's peeps hidden around the office you have two minutes to go find a marsh one marshmallow peep hidden around the office you have two minutes to go find a marshmallow one marshmallow peep unnamed show TJ is gonna put up a picture of an employee that works here you have to identify them correctly I have the little gum you have to spit in five tries you can spit the chicklets into a red solo cup five feet away and then anus you have to work up a fart within five minutes oh if good if you are successful in your challenge you can choose between five feet away. Okay. And then anus, you have to work up a fart within five minutes. Oh, darn.

Love this, this is good. If you are successful in your challenge, you can choose between a Frank walks or an only stands, which means you choose someone from the gambling cave. There's a hot dog stand point five miles away, there's a stands donuts five miles away. So the good is they have to go get you a hot dog

or a donut, your choice. Really like that, Tate. If it's unsuccessful You can do an unnecessary roughness, which is a antique If you don't want to get antiques you can do an out-and-about which is you have to call your dad and tell him you're gay Okay And then Brandon I if you're if someone's dad is unavailable you can call my dad and tell him that you're gay Okay, all right, okay? I'm gonna fuck you

You came with a raging boner I was KB KB fucked you soft and you came hard. I fucked you kind of soft and you came hard And it landed on your own face okay I'm adding and I want the one that I'm gay I guess I had one on there KB and I took it off for you it was gonna cry too it was gonna be called our draft and you have to reach there's two, one with a real snake, one with a toy snake, and you had to reach your hand into one of them. Oh, fuck yeah. But I took it all.

Thank you, Tape. All right, and then the other, I kinda want you to call his dad now. I mean, this is like one of the hardest conversations I've ever had. But. Yeah, give us a, what would it sound like if you called Tate's dad? Why don't called dates dad watchers called dates that I might have to

And then should we play the rule that if you call your shot Correctly you get to antique Lucas. I like that Okay, I like that awesome awesome That's just yeah, and is everybody getting two pucks. Yeah, two pucks. Oh pucks. Hey, you're going to you know, I Was told Lucas was going for me. Oh, okay. No, I'm in okay. Yeah Lucas will just be antique guy. Yeah, okay Yeah, so there's no actually downside that if you call it and you get it wrong, it doesn't matter, right? It's just try to call it and it you get it right. That's just a bonus Bonus yeah, so would you still have to do like the e if you landed on e but called it or is it just completely?

cancel on you oh So cancels out and you get to antique Lucas. Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah I thought if you call it you're the big winner. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I like that if you call it Well actually what why we do if you call it you get to antique Lucas And then you get no matter what the good the good. Oh, yeah, because the good things we have some fun good things So we'll do the we'll do the fun good thing perfect automatically Okay Do hated yeah, hey, dude. We're all wearing. Hey dudes look at these TJ was like hey

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All right, we ready to puck, boys? Let's puck. Let's puck. We got a great show. I feel good about this. I wanna see all of it. Mostly just Kyle calling Tate's dad. I fucked her son. Are you nervous?

Yeah, I'm nervous. Yeah. We're doing that anyway, right? Yeah, probably. Regardless of the wheel? Okay, knock. Say I strapped him down and fucked him like he asked. We're doing that anyway, right? Yeah, I probably do regardless of the wheel. Okay. Yeah Say I strapped him down and fucked him like yes, yeah, he never got hard, but he came so much Oh, he was hard. He made me call him. Oh, he was hard. I thought he wasn't Kyle wasn't Yeah, he made me call him I didn't even like fully get it in

So I really didn't fuck him I'm not gay Okay, all right, let's spin it and see who's going up first We should also TJ why don't you put one slice on there that's just office wheel Yeah, just so one person random person we can pull them in and they have to do a Just trying to include everyone yeah See you Jacob Did you guys hear uh, so jacob went out to dinner for his birthday and someone from the office paid for him. Oh, I did hear that.

Do we know who it was? It was Titus. Oh, Titus. Pretty awesome. Might have also very nice. Wow. I didn't want that to get out. Yeah, but I had to say it.

I didn't want that to get out. That's really nice. Is there anything else that happened that you wanted to say about that night? Yeah. So what happened, Jacob came on the yak was talking about going out to eat I was picking his brain a little bit asking who was going it was all the youngsters I asked if they were picking up the tab. He said no and then I was like well He I mean no disrespect to him

But I don't you know he mentioned like asking for the bonus was life-changing or whatever I was like he can't afford I don't want him to go out on his birthday dinner pay for his own steak And then the next morning be like fuck. I just spent way too much money, so I thought what the hell I'll I'll go to the restaurant. I gave him my card. I was like whatever this group's gonna come in later whatever they buy Just put it on this card and and don't even tell them those me and it'll be taken care of um And I told my wife I was doing it. She's like. Oh, that's sweet. That's nice Whatever and she's like how much do you think that'll be and I was like I think it's only like three or four four of them and they're all paying for themselves so I don't anticipate them like buying bottles of wine and getting crazy with the sides they're

just gonna get like you know dinners that they think is within their budget or whatever and then the bill and then eventually I see the charge and it wasn't like completely outrageous but it was definitely like oh it balled out oh they balled out a little bit Okay, whatever, and I didn't really think much of it, but I was like damn I didn't realize Jacob does that when he goes out to eat come to find out Big cat had given him seven hundred dollars what I didn't want that to get out what the fuck dude before he went to dinner And he was like spend it all at dinner

So then they they spend the money in a way They maybe wouldn't have otherwise and then the bill comes and the guy was like yeah, it's already taken care of and long story short Yeah, we both pay we both both pay for dinner I let him keep the cash, but I kind of fucked over Titus because fuck They spent exactly 700 Really I told my wife. I was in it. She's like she's not that she care, but she's just curious She's like how much do you think it's she's like you don't think they're gonna go crazy I was like it would be like maybe four hundred tops like I don't know 500 if they're if they're wild and then it was like

700 I was like oh wow I didn't realize Interesting number Jacob is Yes, he goes crazy on his birthday That's very nice. both of you guys. Yeah, we didn't want to mention it. You wouldn't want that. That would be embarrassing if that got out. All the good deeds I do, you guys don't have a single clue.

And you never will know. I gave him a $50 Portillo's gift card when he first started and he still thanks me for it. That was the problem too with giving him a gift. I don't know if this happened to you Titus, he thanked me like seven times. He hugged me a gift. I don't know this happened to you tight as he thanked me like seven times He hugged me dude. I don't we're good. He walked up to me and said Titus paid for my meal I gotta go up and thank him. What do I say? I said, thank you Yeah, I genuinely didn't want him to know I just like yeah, I don't know I was yeah cuz I gave my I gave the money to Goldfinger. I was like don't tell Jacob

I didn't want him to know at all and then I come in to I guess the next day I didn't really see him, but then yesterday I Walked in through the the lobby thing and I said Jacob locks eyes in me And he just walks up to me and gives me a big hug man, and then he just he just licks me down He's like thank you. Oh, man. Oh god. This is why I didn't want you to yeah That's uncommon. You know reason you do it and then you know like five more times throughout the day Yeah, well, we didn't want that to get out. We didn't want it to get out. We didn't want you to yeah, that's a reason you do it like five more times throughout the day Yeah, well, we didn't want that to get out. We didn't want it to get out. We didn't want that to get out Here's another 20 stop hugging me. Yeah, was it arms open across the room hug like you saw yeah

I was on a phone call in my office, and he came to the door being like can I come in and I was just Like I know what you're just gonna Give me a second You're welcome. Yeah, we're good. You don't have to say anything No Jacobs on in all seriousness Jacobs awesome I told him this and maybe this isn't the the forum to say these sorts of things But I think Jacob works really really hard Yeah

I think far too often at this company, the squeaky wheels get the grease, and guys like him that don't necessarily speak up and start shit and all that can just kind of fade into the background, and I thought, you know. He's been awesome. We got a, yeah. He's a dirty job guy too.

Yeah. Those are hard to find. Yeah, support guys like that, so. And we loved the Plinko board he made us. It was really good. It was so good. And I love how it was perfect. And we had to get a full new one.

I love how it worked. Yeah. My favorite part about it. Every time that I work, look at this super functional, really well done, hey dude, Plinko board. I actually don't think. Is this not the same one that? That's the one he made, right?

Yeah, he made this. Yeah, yeah. He made this one. He does have that like old Barstool charm where if you ask him to do something he'll do it Yeah, it might not be good. It won't come out great, but I kind of love that He's put in like that map of tape. That's yeah That's right. You did that. Yeah, no questions asked no questions Jacob tape the United States on the wall He's like, okay, actually he did a phenomenal

Jacob tape the United States on the wall. He's like, okay, actually he did a phenomenal Look great better than most like children's puzzles. Yeah Yeah, if we're putting it on that bar You nailed that. I mean, I don't see any like egregious mistake in any of the state outline. Oh, right. Well now we're gonna None of the new hats did go up after the new hat none of the new hats went up Who's euro putter is that I feel like Oregon is fucked up. Oh is that the euro? Yeah, that's mine I bought it for the team is that Washington Washington Washington? Fucked up. That's your euro putter Kyle. Yeah, if anyone wants to use it feel free right behind Titus What's your hero? Just a golf club you can pee in oh?

Why would you want to because you take too many bathroom breaks? Well if you're out half the only bad yeah, where would you possibly pee in a forest? There's nowhere you could pee right yeah Yeah, I guess that's a bad invention It's a horrible invention. Maybe it's I'm surrounded by all these trees Go behind that palm fruit shit. Is this their voice? This is fine. Oh my god! I need the fucking towel!

Someone should do it. I'll take it out with me. Yeah, someone should do it today. See, but these inventions are great because they just need enough people to buy it as a gag and then they make it. And that's what I did and people like me will do that. That's like a 15 year old commercial at least. Oh, that's old. It looked old. I'm gonna take it on a mini-putt date.

Oh yeah, when we have the mini-golf chip, I'll pee in it on a mini putt date. Oh Yeah, we have the mini golf champion I'll pee in it piss in it during mini golf right? Yeah, hit me my euro putter It looked big enough like for me, but not Too big yeah to fit you don't think che can get in it Yeah, guys like him well like does it defeat the purpose if you gotta like whip your dick out anyways You know well you got the towel does it come with the towel open it up I don't know chairs a cocaine. I guess like on some kind. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I said he can't fit a body He can't fit in the body armor. Yeah really driving. It's like a wide mouth the body armor Ragadosh wide mouth body armor he could not fit in can you fit a chain chain chain?

I'm a huge rag ados wide-mouth body armor. He could not fit in can you fit a cha cha cha? Probably like tries fitting his balls in with it to yeah, no way you're sitting a body armor dudes dudes dudes got it like that Oh, yeah, there's there. I mean that's like a normal club Nothing suspicious about it at all Yeah, oh you clip it on your pants. I give you the towel too Wow I Want to pee in that yeah, why don't we put it on the wheel? Euro putter on the wheel yeah, and it will be really awkward if Kate comes up. Yeah, she starts moaning It's the best sex I've had in years. You guys go ahead and play through it. Yeah.

You guys play through it. Look at it just drooping at it. Putting this girl on my belt. It's just drooping. That's less suspicious than just standing in the woods. Oh, no. Yeah, there we go. There you go.

Don't mind me. Look at him, just a regular golfer out there. Just a regular guy with a towel on his face. You just have your pants down and you see your ass on the other side. What's the head of the club made of? Is it metal? It's just plastic. It's really light. It looks good. At some point during the show I'm going to pee in this. Yeah, we's really light It looks good at some point during the show. I'm gonna pee in this yeah, we won't know

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So excited. Got some great ones. Spin it. So excited. It's a great ones. Spin it. Spin it. You ever been antique before Eddie? Yeah. In college. Yeah. We got a veteran over here. Yeah. We did it with uh. Oh Eddie. Get on up there. So Eddie it's two pucks per person. So you're you know the next time it comes up on you you're done. Just do one now though. Yeah just do one now though yeah just do one now one puck now you have to do it everyone knows rules and call your shot I want to get Lucas full of flour what

if we all just called our shots yeah yeah what if every single time we called our shot we had yeah 16 pucks every single one we just got to do all the fun stuff best feeling in sports when I got Kate last time yeah He's right call it he's reference what your reference Why he's calling why that's for Lucas antique oh Shit So it's not even antiquing and you're good, so it's good and bad though You got it. You still got a chance right to not have to get antiqued Or a fuck ton of flour

How do we do it is it spin the wheel and see if he does a fuck ton of flour in someone else or Yeah, is it him or someone else or is it him or Lucas? Oh? I mean you could pick anyone here including Lucas. Yeah, okay Oh, I mean you could pick anyone here including Lucas. Yeah, okay But yeah, right So you so we're gonna spin to see if you get a fuck ton of flour or you get to pick someone to throw a fuck Don't flower in and then you can pick anyone here including Lucas. Okay, Eddie's been seeking revenge Wait, so which one's good good is obviously he gets to antique Lucas. Okay. Well, it could be anyone All right, come on Eddie I. I'm rooting for you.

I'm rooting for you. It's so early in the show to have that much antique. Oh, God. Oh, no, Eddie. All right. Welcome to the... Yep. Welcome to the Lego Day.

Should we let Lucas do it? Because he's going to end up with flowers a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I think that'd be fair. All right, Lucas, I think that Lucas come on This is really early to be a be a fun ton of flowered yeah, yeah you pukas Lucas with the short short you were a victim of this in college

Hot chocolate hot chocolate powder was it go stand by the door right here Eddie was it your friends or enemies? Yeah Hurry up Lucas shit I Call you done this before the hot chocolate powder antique sounds like it'd be a problem problematic visual. Oh, yeah hot chocolate antique behind me hopefully there's not any pictures of that on the internet yeah why is he behind you cuz he has to walk to you have the way the way you stopped Close your eyes. Three, two. Oh, that's too much. That's so much flour. That was way too much flour, Luke.

But it was a fuck ton. That was a fuck ton. Yeah, that is. And the best part is, Eddie, this show still has like two hours left. So damn. What's better, that or the hot chocolate? The hot chocolate was a sanctioned event so this yeah

It's good. What kind of good and white? Yeah, you undeniably got it Bad oh I'm here. We're good. Yep. That's uh So battle tanks yeah, it was like battleship you were blindfolds and Two people were against each other He said like move left and fire, and you've had like the pledges fire the hot chocolate at someone oh the hot chocolate at someone. Oh man. I think we should play that.

Yeah, we should play that. That's why I brought it up. We definitely have to play that. Okay, we'll do that for next play. Eddie, you look hilarious. Really funny, all over your sweater. Yeah, you're crying. Yep.

There's water coming out. He's in hell. You're like a clown with a bar in his shift. Just when I think I'm out. Oh man. There's water coming out Just when I think I'm out Oh, Titus! Alright. Pfft! Oh. He looks so funny. That's the funniest antique we've had. I don't think so.

How did Lucas get that much flour in his hands? Look at the penguin. Lucas is good, man. What was the reference you made with the Dennis the Menace reference? Why is... David Depever? The movie? Who's got why? I remember. I'm why. What was the reference you made with a Dennis the menace reference why is Remember why I remember why why I'm CA or yak Okay, it's calling it

H like Kyle oh yeah We're good. He's get you're not to blindfold him Okay, we got a blindfold you you have a blindfold in the back We have a few lying around. I think so We can just shut his eyes, I believe him. So this is a combo? A combo of two food products. Oh, that's a blindfold.

And where are the food products right now? In my men's backpack. Oh, okay. Is that just a regular men's backpack? Is it a bad or? It's like a high end luxury adult men's backpack. These are foods. These are food products.

They could be the name of the food itself or the name of the well-known brand But they're all food well enough known yeah, it's gonna be two and they all start with H Start with H. You guess the two products or brands or brands. This is harder than you think. That's the thing I'm worried about. I don't know if it's going to be too easy or too hard. It'll be hard. I guess we shouldn't look either.

Oh yeah, we shouldn't. Why shouldn't we look? Because we're getting aged. But I won't reuse them so you guys can look. Oh. Ah. Ah. Yeah. so you guys can okay oh ah ah yeah very interesting Kyle hmm he should get this one yeah what do you guys think too easy no I think I think it's gonna be a thinker. Yeah Well, unless one overpowers the other Seems like it's gonna be a this may all start heavyweight battle. It might be a texture That texture comes in a place start with age Titus

That's good Yeah, what do you got if you get it right now Kyle has to eat it Kyle has to finish his entire day Yeah, yeah Eat your whole diaper bag then fuck In your mouth and guess oh he's going all in his mouth the cameras fucked up TJ oh There we go Mm-hmm tasty Tj Tasty Like hummus and oh

Hershey's I Am So what does he have to do now? What a home what's the age this should be I don't know what you guys want to do with this. So alright, I'll tell you this. Both are the brand name. Okay. Start with H. I just tasted the chocolate. So that's going to be a brand name and then the other thing is also a brand name of a certain product

Can you request like another bite? I don't um would you like another bite? Seconds give me another bite. Yeah, wow. Hey wow it's got to take another part. Give me another bite This one's hard would you tartar you would you like more or less of something more of ingredient to I? Did this for the dozen I think I said like Pepsi was like Cherry 7-up Wow I guess it's yeah, it's crazy when you you might have had covid I was sick The water yeah water would be nice oh That's like mayonnaise Each oh Fuck Oh, that's like mayonnaise. H. Oh, fuck.

What's the Heilman's or whatever? And Hershey's? You want to lock that in? Yeah, you want to lock it in? Oh my god. That one was way worse. Wow. Yeah.

Lock that in. What is it? That was incorrect. Yeah. That was a Heath bar and hidden Valley Ranch oh Damn What does he have to do uh it was either eat more or get crossed up by Co Yeah

Believable Cody get your ass out to the court Cody will be posting be honest all his platforms So that was harder than I expected no I I'm probably the wrong guy for I don't know last time I've had either one of them. Okay. Yeah, that is yeah Heath is pretty obscure. I could yeah Brandon Would you have gotten that I would have gotten Heath? Probably had that I don't know if I would have thought of the brand-name Hidden Valley ranch the only ranch I can name Here he is Jesus Christ ranch brothers what man are you getting this ranch time? This is the worst case scenario for Titus

The worst part is Cody's gonna be saying remember when I cross you out for the next six months to him. Ranchy, ranchy, ranch, ranch? Revenge of Ferdinand. All right, Cody, grab a basketball. Oh no, he is the worst person. I gotta like, yeah. Give it a good honest try.

You gotta make it look real. You gotta make it look real. And Cody is otherworldly annoying. Is Cody capable of making it look real? Yeah, I don't, take it down. And Cody is this Cody otherworldly annoying is Cody Yeah, I don't take it down he sent me a picture from this he burned himself with the shower His own shower like burned himself back all right He was like there was nothing I could do it I was already filming I was like it's you it was his own house He burned himself in the shower, and he had a shirt on yeah, Cody did yeah Oh my god. He was like, there was nothing I could do. I was already filming. I was like, it was his own house.

He burned himself in the shower. And he had a shirt on. Yeah, Cody did, yeah. Oh no, all right. There's no way Cody. All right, take him to the hole, Cody. I just had basketball. D him up, Titus.

Get in his ass, Titus. Get him, Titus. Wait, you didn't even cross over. You didn't even cross over. Cody, what the fuck? You didn't cross over. I did. No you didn't. No You didn't cross over. I did. No, you didn't.

He said he did. Yeah, I went up. What's that one again? Cross your over. It doesn't just, you have to make the moves that way. You just went to your right. You just transferred from right to left. Go left and then cross over right.

Cody doesn't have a left. All right, why would Cody even attempt to play tight? Yeah, tightest. Oh! Oh! That counts. That counts count you have to finish it doesn't he no I mean I think if Cody can't actually cross him over then that's the video let's give him one more three tries three tries in this scenario Oh my god, so nasty. Oh over walked over him. Oh

man Yeah That's fucking brutal look at you look at his shoe Cody that's his whole foot. Oh, he's ankle. How could you let that happen? Damn From his ankle, how could you let that happen? Damn Mo came up to me yesterday and he was like, oh that was a good comparison of Cody and Kate being a PG rated improv duo He said but they're more like Holly and Michael which was dead. Yeah So true. Yeah. Oh

Yeah, just uncomfortableness Yeah, that'd be good or sparks awesome. They just they said it's strictly just physical. It's nothing purely sexual energy. Yeah All right tight is sorry about that. That was brutal. That was bad. That was really really bad. Can I see it back? Yeah, we need to do we need the Blutman cut. I see. I see what the damage is. The Blutman cut. The Blut cut. Cody's going to play like the father stretch my hands by Kanye. The beat drops him crossing over tight.

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Step over wasn't. And it's only gonna age worse cause as more time goes by, we're gonna forget the. The context. The premise of the whole thing. Yeah. I drove by the Wrigleyville bus stop today.

And it's. It fucks? Does it fuck? Yeah, it was fucking. Hell yes. It's all I could think about Please fucks that sucked you regret not going to that preseason game with him. Yeah so much I Still can't believe that oh yeah, what did he do he came up to me the first time I ever met him He was like Bill's Bears preseason want to go. I think was a DM

He was hooking you up. He's like, you want to go together? No. Oh man. Alright. You might have to go to a pre-season. I might have to. We do play every year, right?

I feel like we do too. At least recently All right, who's up? Yeah? Yeah? Sorry Brandon is there like what's the best ever preseason moment? Andrew Luck retiring. Wow. But nothing that happened in a game that sticks out. Maybe did one of the punters going behind his back happen in a preseason game? Weren't the Ravens undefeated for a long time?

Were those games a thing? I don't think anybody cared. Was anybody like Was Ocho Cinco's extra point in preseason yes, yes, I miss kickoff. Yeah, okay here we go That be line to a Fuck ton of flour not a fuck ton of fuck that be lined a It could be but it's not it's a fuck ton of you're lucky because antiquing was last week. Yeah Lucas is gonna go crazy if it's me. Mm-hmm. As he should. As he should. Okay.

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Over there? Oh, no. I'll do it. Close your mouth well, too. Yeah, you can. It's a fuck ton of flour. Oh No Close your mouth It's a fuck ton of flour. It's yeah, you're trying to make rules for a fucking ton of flour. Are you ready? That's majority eyeball Eyeball eyeball eyeball because you dumb bitch ridiculous yeah he does you look so dumb

you look so stupid Lucas do you know how you could get out of this be likable in any way I'm serious. Oh, man. This is one redeeming call. Then you're in the clear. There's a little thing called consequences of your actions, Lucas. By the way, Tate has informed me that his dad has something at 1.30, so if we want to call him, we have to do it before 1.30. Well, Kyle, you'll probably end up hitting that, right?

Yeah. You want to get it out of the way? Like preemptively apologize for something I ended up doing him. I don't know if I want to it naturally Yeah, yeah, we'll let it not very awkward You'll probably end up hitting that I thought you meant fucking Tate anyway. You're gonna hit that yeah Who's up next we're actually Brandon why don't you do an ad real quick. To the DraftKings ad read, Brandon. When it comes to college basketball and March mania, one thing is for sure, nothing is for sure.

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That's a tough and brands are tough. Yeah, he bars like who has a heat bar even once a year TJ can you zoom in real quick Lucas look at what you fucking did to my sweatshirt Unbelievable look at that I Have Lucas so much flour on my sweatshirt fucking problem dude. He'll have to pay such a much This is what we mean Oh See All right, I think by the way we because we have so many fun things today or in like good

Letters if you call your shot. It should just be Lucas has to do the bad thing you get to do the good thing Oh, that's not there. Yeah, that's cool. We're gonna end up antiquing Should we just do like just so it's fair let a vote Majority wins if Lucas if that we have to do that okay? Yeah, so anyone who's in favor of if you call your shot correctly you get to do the good thing and Lucas does the bad thing vote yes Anyone who's in favor of if you call your shot correctly you get to do the good thing and Lucas does the bad thing vote Yes I guess I'll vote yeah

And anyone who wants to have it reverse where you do the bad thing and Lucas does a good thing can vote right now Oh Anyone in the booth. Oh, all right. Is there a hand one? So is there a hand in the back? Okay, so what does he do? Stretching hey you vote it was upset. Zack you vote I did vote. What was your vote? Okay? Nice. First hand up. Good job Zack is there anything you need to be doing right now? Right this moment. No, okay. So yeah, just sorry to make you wait a little bit. No, not at all. You're good, man

I'm happy to be here. Yeah, usually run the dogs A little bit no not at all you're good man. I'm happy to be here. Yeah, usually run the dogs Around this time yeah, take him on the backyard throw the ball a little bit You know get some energy out of him. It's good to have an exercise definitely love that fan is moving Yeah, Zach Zach by the way I talked to Zach this morning. He is gonna get a job offer all right Thank you, yeah, he sent me a box of stroopwafels waffles that he just bought really They're still good on land there. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know eight packs of the grocery store pretty good so that decent crunch at ground level I'm not really So good at ground level

Okay There's a chocolate variant as well Oh, I didn't know, yeah Is that good at ground level? Yes, fantastic Okay, nice Love that Alright, spin the wheel again

So, Eddie Titus, Big Cat, Brandon. Walk it up there. Brandon, what are you going for my friend? Call your shot Brandon. How long was that scene in Angels in the Outfield? Pretty brief but memorable. I don't remember anything from movies I watched as a kid. How long was that scene in angels in the outfield pretty brief, okay memorable I don't remember anything from movies. I watch as a kid. I was like the guy who was like the handler It's not you guys Eddie makes very obscure references I

Real that Dennis the menace a lot when there gets they get paint on the grill and he's like tastes like paint I say that like my first bite of food a lot Thanks you for liking that Thank God we did that vote the hot streak continues Walker Wow so what's the good on your wheel he's got four things chicks in the office unnamed show spitting chicklets or anus and then if he succeeds or fails that's that's when the bad comes in mm-hmm so yeah yeah so we should still spin it and then Lucas just has to do the bad thing if you fail. Tate, I know it's your idea for anus. You have to fart, right?

Yeah. Just for science-wise, can we flower the butt so we can see the fart? Oh yeah. I'm fine with that. Cool, thank you. So Brandon, you're still going to do the thing, the first thing, but if it's... Wait, is it good or bad right now, or is it just his wheel? It's the show wheel. Yeah, it's the show wheel. If you fail, Lucas has to do it.

Lucas has to do the fail. So try really hard. Try as hard as you can, Brandon. Give it an honest effort. Okay. I'm sure it'll be a disaster. Oh, this is fun. Oh, Brandon.

Okay. Spitting gum into a cup. Do that. Yeah. All right, where fun. Oh, Brandon. OK. Spitting gum into a cup. Do that. Yeah. All right, where's the gum? Where's the cup? Yeah. Woo!

Could Lucas hold the cup? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Stupid. Ha ha.

What was that, Lucas? What did you say? Is that subordination? Lucas is just our pledge. You got to fucking antique Eddie. You hate Eddie. Brothers in arms. Try your hardest Brandon.

Brandon try your hardest. Hold it like, Brandon how high do you want the cup to go? Chin level. Chin level probably. Okay. That's fine. But try your hardest Brandon. Yes. Make sure. How close can he get? Make sure it's chewed up. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. About five feet. Yeah, right there. Oh, that's good. What are you doing? Look, Brandon. Yeah. You don't have to chew it up. Yeah, yeah, whatever's easier. Whatever's easier. Whatever you want to do Close

That was in and out trying hold it tight and don't move it Why would you move it to get that movie you should? You don't want him to fail fucking moron I can't see it. Oh my god. He's trying to help you In front of me got one left. That's where the cop is. I get it. How am I supposed to catch that? Lock in Shit how did you fail at that? Oh nice? What's in the Oh, this is not so this is not going to be the final version, but it's a first attempt first attempt

He's like paint yeah You remember that exactly what he's talking. No you don't he's like like licking his chops He's like paint. How would he know what paint tastes like? grilled paint Dennis the menace his neighbor do you remember leave it to be for them and the coffee cup at the I don't I don't remember the leave it to be there whenever I would always ask someone if I could borrow their bike I'll show you a trick. You'll never forget That's about that's about a five yeah, that's a four that's a four Still be funny. I'll caption that

Fucking pencil man Still would be funny, I would caption that. Hey, what's Bro doing with that? Whoa, what's that fucking pencil, man? That's a crazy-ass pencil, bro. What is Bro doing with that? I scored a three on that hole. That's a 30. Brandon, are you in? I had a bogey here, square. We're gonna need a lot bigger than that. Oh yeah, but imagine still seeing that.

That one would be subtle, just be like did that I wanted the Masters have a pretty big pencil you don't see me pull it out yeah all right here like Stan like like background a little bit yeah this is just so this was the fastest one I could get it's gonna be much larger but this is just what we just wanted to see All right, so we're watching the Masters yeah brand you're standing around there Oh get the putter Definitely not just golfers go just golf one. Did you hit it or you practiced it? Nice shot. Might be jerking it. And looks like you found the green. Eww! Uh, Brandon, lick the tip before you write. Lick the tip.

Why is dude's pencil so big? Why bro's pencil bigger than normal? That's a big-ass pencil! Anybody else see that dude with the big pencil at 16? Oh, this is gonna work. And again, this is only a 4. This was literally the biggest pencil I could find that could get here within 10 hours.

Oh, man. That's a nice one. It's a good one. Brandon, you're in. It's pretty funny. I mean, come on. I didn't hate it, but I don't know how much bigger we can get. Oh, we get bigger.

We can get bigger. I know we get bigger, but I don't know if I can get that onto the Masters. It's a pencil. That's pencil, dude They're gonna think it's a flask or a gun or a Check it out. It's just a pencil. Yeah. All right, right anything with it. We'll see Just look that is fucking electric. Yeah. Oh Fuck that guy gotta be a legend Brandon

Something like yeah, exactly Oh fuck that guy got a big gonna be a legend Brandon Exactly Look to sideways yeah Pencil man, I need a bigger pencil for me. Yeah, yes, that's just pencil guy Here does that dude have a pretty big pencil? Pretty big pencil. Yeah. That size might be the funniest. I think it is.

Because it's like just completely a guy. Anything bigger, you're trying to call attention to. Right. That feels like a funny pencil. That's his normal pencil. That's my normal pencil. That might be the winner. It's not funny.

It's just inconvenient. And if you hold it out a little bit, people will notice it. I think that is the one. And you got to lick it. You got to do the lick every time. It actually fit in his pocket pretty well. Yeah. No, really let you really put your tongue out when you lick it. Yeah, there we go. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And if you jeep throw it, if you're on TV just writing something, you will be electric, immortal. Yes. Damn, that's a big ass yes I think that's the one size I made a mistake and you can get that one in there yeah honestly yack

listeners if you're going to a sporting event try to bring a big I will tweet it every time has a pretty fucking big every sporting event you go to please it's only ten bucks on Amazon when they ask you just be like it's the only one I can we have yak big pencil yeah yak big game pencil we will absolutely sell yak big game pencil it's the perfect pencil for the big game. Yeah Can you not read it's a big game Maybe it just says you big game pencil. I like that What aren't you getting yeah

Where'd a big game? Big game this is so stupid oh Imagine Clemmer put it keeping the score to baseball game get any sporting event get the big pencil you bring your big pencil this morning Or side, maybe upper deck whatever you got It's gonna take the world by I can see that world's gonna be big pencil. That's the perfect size. Yeah Cuz you can get that in yeah, it's just a pet. It's a pencil. It's a pet. There's no rule against pencil Now I want a golf course should do that as their gimmick big pencil Yeah, they just all they they just have like a thousand of these big pencils instead of the little golf

Buckets of big pencil. Yeah, yeah, you want to go to this club? Let's go to the big pencil place. Of course it's shitty, but they got big pencils. I think the golf community's heads would explode. Yeah. Nothing that wild has ever been done. Yeah, no one's ever done a big pencil. Start throwing it in the golf bag with the rest of your clubs. But just like, you know how we were

looking for mincy at that LSU game? Imagine if there's just big pencils in there. Yeah. We need to find the Yak fans just follow the big pencils Seeing somebody else at a game with a big pencil. Oh, you'd probably be mad right well I'm gonna be brothers. Yeah, touch tips. Yeah Good luck. I hope you get on the jumbo trunk Man all right, let's spin it again

Oh Oh man, all right, let's spin it again. Oh. Oh, great reference, Eddie. Awesome reference. Unreal. I knew exactly what you're talking about. Oh, they did it in the movie from 99 too. What a pull. I ran it back.

Randy, you should know that. No, I never watched Leave It to Beaver. Sorry. Not that old. I wasn't old enough to watch the old show and wasn't young enough It To Beaver. Sorry. Not that old. I wasn't old enough to watch the old show and wasn't young enough to watch the movie. Wow. Damn. Born at the wrong time.

You didn't have to come at Eddie like that. Well, no, I was just saying. Born at the wrong time exclusively for Leave It To Beaver. Yeah. It's a good movie. Too late to watch the original shit. Oh. Oh.

Oh my God. Holy fucking shit Wait is that against Titus Titus in there? Oh, that's Cody. Oh god. That's the shower guy Brandon lost spitting chiclets? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He lost. He lost it. So he has either an unnecessary roughness or an out and about.

OK. What was out and about? You have to call your dad and tell him you're gay. But Lucas has to do my punishment? That's right. Yeah. Right. Which one do you want?

What was unnecessary roughness? Either get antiqued or call your dad and tell him you're gay. All right, Lucas, which one? Would you rather be antiqued or call your dad and tell him you're gay all right Lucas which one would you rather be antiqued or call your dad? Tell him you're gay He knows What was that you're gay? He said

Unnecessary gay thing is what he said yeah, he said I have to tell him at some point anyways Let's get it over with Lucas you are call your dad Why we spin the wheel that's fair this I thought that's what it was yeah, is your dad an accepting man? No, oh Yeah, we're gonna have to do it Leave it up to the wheel Lucas Which just have to be unnecessary roughness and out and about on a wheel Lucas I if you're very uncomfortable with it,

I don't want to speak for everybody. But if you just want to send him a video coming out and text it to us, so it's not live. But it has to be zesty and you have to literally be coming out of a closet. Yeah. Hey, dad. I know you had your suspicions. What if Lucas's dad's like yeah the tight shorts yeah

Son we've known son you're the gay. Oh, he's so proud son. I'm also gay You've been fucking that take I have oh, I hate this for him damn it I hate this for him damn it Yeah, why don't you come in here Again Lucas be cool once and this you're out of this pickle But try to be shot There's a mic right oh, there's a mic over there you're right will he be upset with you he won't be they are there in the same boat as all you guys with my shorts and stuff so they already think it okay nice those

are sure she'll be like somber like dad you got a second. Oh man, this is tough. Tomey's on the air. What'd you do now? Oh no. Nothing, nothing. I just, I figured I'd just come out and say it. I'm gay. Really?

Tomey, you're on the air. Oh, live on the air I'll be live on the AK a okay that that's wonderful I had you know that you are those girls turn you down yeah haha that's good that's probably what it is yeah yeah I'm tired of that the third the third gate thing yeah yeah hasn't worked out well. Figured I'd try the other side.

That's alright. I guess to each their own. Yeah. Love that! Yeah! I'll talk to you later. Great job! No, I'm good. Bye. That's a good dad!

That's a really good dad. Does he live in Florida? That's a really good dad Key West no oh I've been perfect good job Lucas great job. How do you man probably feel better now, right? What'd you do now? I was brave of him. Oh, yeah that was Oh That was brave of him. Oh, yeah that was It's key West like a gay hotspot. Oh, yeah. Yeah big time I always assume like older conservatives, but yeah do volstri I think those go kind of hand in hand Yeah, I just think I mean where I went there with Dana couple years ago with having ways ventures was it was yeah

I see ya. He did do something homosexual I mean, I think he was so fluid remember. I was fucked enough. He killed himself. Yeah, yeah, Chuck I'm sure his dad and sister what yeah I think it was like some sort of tissue thing that They had like a lot of some sort of mineral in their tissue and people link that to suicide or something Oh, really? I don't know he went crazy think so ah His dad and sister killed themselves they did yeah killed that no no he killed they I think his dad his sister He hated them. Oh, because they dressed him like a girl. Oh

Whoa most fantastic life story, okay? That's health health a story. There's so much more to it interesting guy That's hell of a story. There's so much more to it. Oh, interesting guy. All right. Spin it again. I got pencil questions. Do you want that size, or do you want bigger?

That's pretty good. I think this is the perfect size. OK, can you send me what size, what listing it is so we can try and get it? Also, is that actually right? Yeah. OK. And a racist.

Yeah. It's a pencil. It's a pencil. It's a pencil, yeah. Right. Yeah, I don't think they understand. It's a pencil Getting an autograph from an athlete with that. Oh Man getting an autograph and pencils hilarious as

It's the case you want to remove it later Hell yeah, well still dozens and then just big game pencil. Yeah, or yak Yak logo. I think just big game pencil big game pencil. Yeah, I think it's just the big game I think this has crossover appeal yeah, right I don't even watch the yak are gonna love this show if they want to go viral on Twitter Right you go to a game cuz that actually would be the the Right you go to a game because that actually would be the the Like best outcome for this is that people don't even watch the yak or buying the big yes I watched the pizza reviews, and I like the big pens

Fuck bar still as a whole that's on that that big pencil Barstool's assessable, but god damn it that big Get enough of it, I won't lie. I'll bring mine to every game. Yeah, have to. It's the big game pencil. You think Dixon Ticonderoga would hop in with us? That'd be nice.

That's a collaborative brand? I didn't know they merged. Dixon? Yeah. Oh, they're the same brand? Ticonderoga. Yeah, I know know both but didn't know they were one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah big merger It's all I know though. Who else is there Bic? Yeah, pencil wise a call. Yeah

Thank you Right are you pissed that people might do this before you you wanted to be the first big pencil guy No, I mean I should be able to get you to be the first. I mean they've got two weeks I'm going to the Masters in two weeks. So There's gonna be kids taking their scantron Brandon get back up there Call your shot. Can he go two for two it's never been done. No wow has never been done What does Lucas then have to do yes call his dad and say he's back to straight. Oh, yeah I tried it and it hurt he said why is what he called why?

Hey, hey yours. Oh look up like he was confused. Yeah Wait you gotta stay up there right to kiss oh If it's good it good is go back. Oh, if it's good. Good is to kiss. Wait, and who are you kissing? Well, I guess we'll just have to spin the wheel and see who I kiss. The entire office will.

Doug. Hey, Doug. Hey, what's up, Doug? So good is kiss, bad is. It doesn't really work if it's me doing it. Why? Because I know the topics that I was going to give you guys, and that was going to trip you up.

Well, someone could come up with some other topic yeah yeah I got a topic right off the top my head that I can get you to do all right okay bad was what a two-minute audition for Jerry's oh that's right that's right that's right I got a topic yeah all right easy all right so spin the good bad really explains Black Lives Matter matter To the very similar It needs to be good. All right, so you're gonna kiss I'm gonna kiss somebody in this office You do office if you want office wheel that's funnier office wheels funnier up. Yeah, but is that legal if it's a girl? Yeah, it's funny. It's it's it's funny if we spin. All right, we respend if it's a girl yeah it's funny if we spin all right we respin if it's a girl okay yeah what uh you have to after after I find out who it

is I go okay body part I'm kissing okay mmm Ella I just have to real quick I have one minute to kiss y'all over their toes or their head or ears if you understand a all over, which is three kisses. It was my idea. I did land on A, so that means all over. Just close your eyes. It'll be quick. It's gonna be Gino.

It probably is. I'm calling my shot. Probably clogging shirtless upstairs. I'm calling my shot as Gino. Lucas has his fingers crossed right now Are you gonna pin him down this is gonna be his first kiss oh no I Can't imagine how rad he is right now. He's got to be so mad. He will not like this go for that a I Want my first kiss to be special?

What's the wheel oh What's why? Suck man again Oh! What the f- What's why? Why? Because you don't have to do it. Awww. Boo! Prue. Suck, man. Genn! Pfft. Why should be your choice?

A. All over. What a coincidence. Oh no. I hate this for the blood man. My mind all over was just three kisses of any of the other body parts. That's the furthest thing from all over. You just gotta, you gotta go... You gotta lay him down or he'll work out punches.

That's how you kiss all over? Blutman! Where is he? He left? He ran down the block. He ran out the front. Alright, well then you, other Blutman. Standing Blutman. Yeah, you gotta kiss a Blutman yeah Stand in Blutman. Yeah, you got a kiss of Blutman No

Get over here and get cast and put the blindfold on you have to guess where he's kissing yes That's very easy. It's very How would you ever miss that Miss that That's good flirty all right you what I have this crazy skill you can close your eyes And I'll kiss you somewhere, and you'll know exactly where He skipped town yeah, I'm loving He's still in the chair. He's in the chat What's he saying he just sent the game over emoji I'll never see him again. He's still in the chat. He's in the chat? Yeah. Watch him.

What's he saying? He just sent the game over emoji. Game over. So what do I do? You got to wait him out. You did get the why. I guess you wait him out. Yeah.

Just wait him out. I guess you chase him. We'll just wait him out. All right, well, move on. I feel bad for the blood man. I got to kiss somebody. I can't leave the wheel hanging. Do the office wheel again?

I think so If you're if you call your shot Now it doesn't fucking matter okay, never mind all right. I want to see you do it white boy, Rick And this is for all over yeah Yeah Cool place oh there we go axe here max Is also not here that would take an eternity Let's go kissing every inch of him would take get in here max Tell me get in here Britain. It's got to be all over by the all over all over Like all over there can't be a spot on kids that maybe lay him down yeah

lay him down tell me this is belly lay him down like a right in here right in here I'm down in the in the studio lay down well I'm late what's like you can go front or back lay down what's your favorite spot to be kissed okay all right go ahead Brandon don't say you know I don't know I don't know at all y'all know Brandon Brandon other side go on the other side on the other side all right I think you start on the kneecap maybe in the back of the I need to see belly and forehead at least shin all right max you have to guess where he's doing it okay close your eyes max real tight first one Now max oh

That means you gotta do more kisses Just kiss him oblige I was just gonna be like one kiss. I thought you were gonna say about a kiss all over. You're not done yet. You're not done yet. What's he doing? Just kiss him. Oblige, Max. Oblige. Brandon's really trying to have his way. Get the end of that, like, his little nose. Oh, there we go.

This feels illegal. Oh, that was all over. Good job, Brandon. All right, thank you, Max. All right, good. All right, good. That wasn't so bad. That wasn't bad. Yeah. All right. Yeah. See you, Brandon. I think that Wasn't bad see max By the way, did you guys see that?

Harry Sisson went to the New York office. Yeah, Jack Mack did a collab with no way and then put I'm sure this would be great. I'm gonna watch it later, but Jerry's quote treat of it. What's the video? Oh? There's this guy named Jersey Jerry who is yeah one of my biggest supporters one of my early Yeah, he messaged me all the time talking about how great my videos are much He agrees with me and actually on election night. He sent me a very supportive text. I really appreciate that Wow, wow that's kind of shocking, but that's awesome. I go we love to hear that uh Live of the year Jerry's response He threatened a boy with a gun

All right, oh shit took that well That's so funny oh Oh Came back soon as someone got kissed Wow jealous Where do we even start kissing and I have to call his dad. I'd love to kiss that here I'm kissing you before this day's over All right, let's spit it again What are the skulls skulls are the Zack attack or snack attack?

Going on so good to see you again. Yeah, all right Ed's last puck Eddie Eddie last pocket II Eddie do the do leave the beaver thing yeah, yeah, we're Eddie Eddie Eddie do it with the big pencil Oh pop up with it say the line with the big pencil This is gonna be great What do you have to check? It's going to crush. But with a big pencil. All right, call your shot, Eddie.

Let's go. Let's go H. Oh, wow. Nailed it. What's H? That's Kyle.'s Kyle oh yeah I was yep the food stuff but he called it so is that just so Lucas has to do it right Lucas has to do it and then if he doesn't get it he has to get crossed over oh unless Ed wants to do it and would you like to do the food thing? the Challenge maybe it's only the failure if that Lucas has to do. Oh, even if you miss Cody crosses Lucas over Okay, sure. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, love it

You want to do two or three three for extra money? Three confident. Are you not confident, but I'll do three. But you have a lot riding on this reputation. Okay. We'll give you a snack, boy. Three's crazy. You wanna do the Venmo ad while Kyle gets his setup? We got Venmo with us all throughout March,

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This thing's real. It's a good blindfold. Yeah it is. Damn good blindfold. Mm hmm. Oh you're going triple. That's a threesome yeah wow remember they're all each looks good yeah okay all right here it comes Eddie all right Eddie about to walk one is the name of the food that it is like the type of food and two are brands okay habanero would be so fucked up. Oh, he's crying, okay. He's using all his senses. He's holding it weird.

He doesn't know he can't see it. Interesting. Feels like a fucking peep. It's got skin. Maybe feed it to him. There you go. No? Yeah. Bite.

Let that sit. See, I wouldn't go right to chewing. I'd toy around with the tongue. Explore a little. Blindfolded man covering flower flower there's a hair ball gummy bear yeah that's one honey bum give him half on that or there's three I'm only tasting two okay would you like the treat again without the Haribo that you got correct? We can do that Yeah, sure so yeah, I'll even tell you you got the Haribo correct good job. Thank you, so there's two left

So Haribo was the name of the these are actual yes, so now you have one more brand and one more name of the yes I'll be item Okay, what is what is this dough are you ready to get a little sticky yeah okay thank you the body of Christ now he's feeling around now he's feeling around. H? So what do you think about the base that you're eating?

Oh, uh. What's the fucking, um... Oh, it's like the most fluffiest bread ever. And you know it starts with an H. Hawaiian bread. Yeah? Kind of right. Yeah, it is right. It's Hawaiian hot dog bun. It's a Hawaiian roll, yeah. I'll take that. It was. It's the Hawaiian hot dog bun. It's a Hawaiian roll.

I'll take that. Hawaiian roll. The next one might be too hard. Okay. What are you tasting? Just Hawaiian bread to be honest. Okay. Any flavor? There's like a jelly flavor.

That's right. Yeah. Honey. Is it like a jelly flavor? There's like a jelly flavor. That's right. Honey! Is it like a jelly flavor? So maybe not honey? Um... Yep. Is there a fruit? I'll tell you this, it's a fruit flavor. Okay. It's not honey, crisp, apple flavored.

Um... You gotta erase honey. It's a type of berry popular one And it's a brand yeah, you're thinking brand and it is it is a brand of berries. It's a brand of berry flavored Sauce oh my gosh Hey This is not this is hard. It's very hard This is not this is hard

Got two out of three out of three typically associate this with another flavor Mmm. Oh my gosh. This is an alternative. It's a jelly. It's a not a jelly. It's a sauce It's a sauce. It's a brand starts with H It's a fruit flavored sauce for a brand that starts with H Now this this brand is known for a very very popular sauce in a different type of flavor I Can't get fucking head. Yes, it's not honey I think you get credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess no punish go ahead and take off your body. I'm gonna be mad Yeah, this is Hershey strawberry sauce. Oh, that's tough. That's really tough. You didn't even yeah

It's one of the toughest ones we've seen yeah, tough game. That's a really tough to her Did you find that difficult? Yes? Yeah, very hard. We can count it as a win. I uh Yeah, but being blindfolded you're supposed. I thought all your senses are supposed to be heightened. It's like kind of the opposite. It breaks the brain, yeah. Without being able to see what you're actually eating. Blindfolded in the antique, don't go together well. No, no, never has.

Oh, money. Oh, thank you. Here we go, how much? Hey, cold hard cash. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. $19. Wow, standard prize amount.

Thank you. Good job, Eddie. That's the second time I've got paid by you on the show. Wow. I paid you before? Christmas. Oh yeah, that was a good gift. Yeah, it was a good gift. Gotta go get that massage. Oh, you didn't get it yet. No yet. It's a good one. I got three massages for

Christmas like from you from the Secret Santa here and from Jay and haven't used all regular body all regular yeah regular body I go often yeah yeah to that place you gave me not to get massages, but that's a scalp massage. Yeah, you'll love it What's a scalp scalp? Oh scalp? Yeah, you've gotten those before yeah, h2o hydration massage. Mm-hmm It's good All right, let's figure out who's up Spin it. Oh wait. Well, yeah, that's what I'm leaving. Oh, he's running I'm assuming because he chased by other blood men.

So I have to sneak kiss him. Yeah. All over. Yeah. At some point in the next year, we'll have a checklist of body parts next year. You got to sneak kiss them. Just got a hand of strawberry jam. I'd mean to. Would you like to wash together? If you want to. Yeah.

T.J., give us two spins. Let's get two people. Spins T.J. I'll be back in 20 to 30 minutes. Are you going to kiss him? No, you're not. Yeah, you're leaving for good. No, I'm not. I promise. Not promised me. He's not. I have a meeting that I couldn't get out of for the person I can't tell no to.

OK, he's leaving for good CEO of Cola ad he's calling Lucas's dad to tell him that he's gay lover I'm fucking your boy Fuck him nice Just so you know he's in good hands Mark Titus More get someone up there you think get someone up there. Do you think anyone's ever going to fuck? This is Mark's second, right? So he's off? Yep. Pal Deen.

That would be his second? Is that? I couldn't tell ya. I don't think so no it's just first I mean it's first what are you calling? A? Smart BAAAY! Oh Lucas gets antiques

Oh no! Damn it! That freaking stinks! Oh! Doesn't that mean Titus gets the good and Lucas gets the bad? Yeah, the good is you get to antique one. So he gets it twice, right?

What do you mean? If he gets to do the good he antiques Lucas and then Lucas does the bad he has to get antiques. Oh that's true! That's a really good point! So you get to antique him twice? He antiques Lucas and then Lucas does the bad he has to get antique So you can take him twice I get it to do it I didn't even think of it that way. That's a great. That's why Tate's created hate this. Lucas, I guess just stand there. Yeah, that'll work. So what's gonna happen is he's gonna pick up a handful of flour and hit you with it.

And then, after that, he's gonna pick up another handful of flour and hit you with it again. Unfortunately. Why twice? Oh, cause take the touch back. No, cause, no, no, no, no. Because Tides is doing the good right now. This is the good. This is the good. So what right now. This is the good good. This is the good This is what so it's the this is the good. That's the good. That's my face is good three two one All right now the bad chill out now here comes the bad. Are you sitting down?

Two one oh Yeah, he got you there again Well, are you ready? Here comes the bad part. 2, 1. Oh yeah, he got you there again. That was the worst. It's like if you jumped in a pool and you don't blow out your nose when you get in the water. Yeah, I got the ENT, like the connection. That's where I got mine. Lucas, too much talking. Go back. You're caked up my god, oh man there he goes

Yeah, I think that was one of those situations where tate won the battle, but Lucas is gonna win the war yeah It's one of the great rivalries we have Lucas oh You're up. I'm up cool. Well, is this your first time? Yes, I Went you want yeah, I got it off of I had to do I did a throw a flower Lucas's face twice Sorry, sorry like We got our answer yeah the first one I don't really I didn't really understand it and then yeah one I was like Oh, this is funny. This is very funny. This is very very funny

No skull I got a skull Zach is still waiting Okay, oh Oh Oh All right, so where'd Lucas go that was incredible all the shot all right so when Lucas Lucas comes back. He'll he'll pick a number, and I'll give him a snack. Oh Lucas pick a number Lucas you're on Ten I have them all numbered you pick ten

Lucas you didn't say ten did you oh ten is the is the crap is the crab crackers Oh, those are good. It is a crab cat. Oh you didn't say tell what did you guess I said? The crab cracker He's going to puke. You've had these, Eddie? Yes, I've had these. It's seven's the crab crackers, Lucas. I have these all memorized, number-wise. There's a seven on there.

And then KB, you get to talk to Zach for a couple minutes about something. Lucas, I love you to death, brother, but today is not your day. No. Oh. It's not, he had to spin the brother, but today is not your day It's no it's numbered he calls his numbers Lucas. It's the luck of the draw so you understand It's the number system dude. Oh my God. I'll give you two little crab crackers Wait what are they? I don't know or basically little crabs. I think they're really dried up Like they're supposed to go in like broth

It's seafood during fish ding Lucas. They're so bad dude. Good luck They're off here sit down a brand and seat No, you won't why are they so bad for crowing up antiques would look so fine I mean, you want one more chance to guess a number You're just gonna give me that again. No. What would make you think that? Would you like one more chance? It's a crab cracker!

Oh shit! It's really unlucky. What are the odds? So they're not crackers, they're just a bag of crabs. No, it's crab crap. It's a crab It's a crab. It's a crab. That's a crap. I don't see one of them You've seen little crabs before the other one eat the one that actually is a crowd The flour coming yeah, this cheese is it bad

No There's no way you like that Is it bad? No There's no way you like that Something bad no oh The end tastes like like like it just washed up on the shore How would you know what the job is your trooper can I try one yeah Lucas bring him one TJ wants try one. So I want some too. Yeah It's very nice of you Dan Man, all right. Oh

He's gonna throw up. What all right, so Zack. What do you want to talk to KB about? Okay, a couple had a of a couple things on here. Uh, you want me to, I can write them down for you. Oh, we have the wheel, we have the wheel. We're gonna spin it. Now, are you guys having a discussion or a debate? Uh, debate slash discussion. Okay. Marvel Rivals.

Okay. I've never seen any Marvel movies. Alright, you wanna spin again then? Marvel Rivals is a video game. Oh, it's a video game. I Guess just field some questions. Well, what do you feel most comfortable talking about? What do you are? What are you most passionate about? I don't have too many passions, but I'm open to speaking about anything that's on the will whatever you're most comfortable with It's nice to meet you. Also. Yeah great to me. I really meet you

Counts kind of counts for sure. Why don't you do the- I'm open to anything, would you? Yeah, why don't you do the first one you sent me was Neuralink. How far do we think it's gonna go? And if you would, would you give one implanted as well? Is that something you'd be open to or no? Okay, so describe Neuralink to me. So it's like, Elon Musk had made the Neuralink to,. So, uh, it's, uh,

Elon Musk had made the Neuralink to, it's supposed to be like helpful for like, uh, dimension, like blindness and cure medical things, but I seen a clip the other day where he's like talking about the expansion and what different updates would do to it in the future. It's basically like an implant into your brain. So think about like Siri or Alexa going into your physical body. Siri, okay, so AI in your body? Yes. Or particularly in your brain. If you'd be up for that. And would it be telling you things or what?

I think you could use it kind of like a cell phones where you could find out information, retain other info, or if you have any medical issues, it's supposed to be able to help with some of those that are like cognitive. I wasn't sure if you'd be open to putting one in if everyone else was kind of like a keep up or get left behind if you're super anti-ai in the brain. Now if I was like staring down the barrel of a neurodegenerative disease like dementia I think I'd be open to anything, including AI in my brain. That's super fair. I think for the medical cases as Devin,

I agree with you wholeheartedly. Are you open to it as more of like a recreational use? Like something like, like the new Neuralink drop, then I have to go check that out, kind of like getting into a new iPhone. Would you be open to that? I'd have to research more on it. iPhone, would you be open to that? I'd have to research more on it.

I think I would be less closed off to it than most. Why would you want it if you were to want it? I think it would be more so like, if everyone else is getting it, like am I gonna be missing out or not being able to adapt in the, the neural link to the brain like you almost like not a forced situation But like I don't have a choice everyone else is running the neuro link so I might have to just do it Zack is that the fastest fan of all time?

I think it's on medium speed right now. It's pretty quick. It's got short blades So I think it the illusion is a lot quicker than the actual wind gusts Got it. Can you can you can you bump it up? Yeah bump it off for you? No, I want I want to bump up Yeah, bump it up. It was faster than that. Did you jailbreak it? Yes, but it's tethered so if I unplug it will be Whoa that might have been the fastest speed I think we're slowing down. Oh I'm so wrong. That was max speed. Okay. Oh that was max speed that we were looking at that was I was mistaken Sorry, I thought we had one more level

Max gust is that your max? Is that your bedroom? This is my bedroom. Yes. Yeah, do you have like a favorite item or keepsake in there? Oh That fluctuates a little bit kind of like what mood I'm in what's a good keepsake we got going on here Got this uh Personal favorite I got this a train bobblehead. Oh Very cool riding in turns a hes variant as well Are you familiar with the hes products and their collectibles? I'm familiar with the trucks Kyle

So typically like around Christmas time Trucks tractors trains a lot of industrial machinery. This one is a little more whimsical. It's the a train Mike all stock in a train Michael's like in a train To it nice nice. What's the what's the bed looking like? Super standard I guess we're flipping to the bed now. I think What's the you got a slow poke on there Yes, there's a slow bro. I've got a slow bro here. I'm in a, me and my brother have a run club, slow bro run club. I've yet to post a time, but I will try to do that here in the near future. You're in a run club

just with your brother? It's my brother and some of his pals are gracious enough to invite me. They put some fantastic times on there, like real athletes. I've yet to pull one up, but I will soon. You've completed a run with them? It's all, so we all stay in different areas of the state. It's more of like a virtual run club. So we run independently and then share in the club on the app.

But that could also be fun if we did like a group run. So we run independently and then share in the club on the app But that could also be fun if we did like a group run there. They're pretty quick I don't they'd have to like slow their pace down to be inclusive or I'd have to just run more to kind of get to their Stamina levels. Yeah, you know pretty standard bed Queen Just that way you know you have enough room for like other activities and to sleep it won't take too much the room with the mattress Yeah, that's good. That's good. All right, Zach. We'll come back to you. Stay on the chat. That was a good chat Yeah, yeah, Zach attack. It's like Are you enjoying the show Zach? Oh great show fantastic show I it was a really bad beat that Eddie had to go that much flower that early and every time you pan the camera

It's a reminder of like wow, that go that much flower that early and every time you pan the camera. It's a reminder of like wow that's so much Held more Lucas did you wash it off? Okay, we're gonna have to clean that up We'll get some more flaking room for more Alright, let's spin it ready those crabs were pretty gross by the way. Yeah. Yeah, they look at I smell them right now. It tastes like Not crap. I don't they taste like dirt. Oh Some sort of sweet sweetness. I don't know if you're supposed to eat those straight up. It smells like bait

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Danny, have you? I haven't either. Wow, all right. Titus is done. I'm done. KB is,, have you? I haven't either. Wow, all right. Titus is done. I'm done. Eddie's done. Brandon's done. I have one more.

KB has one more. Tate is also not dropped a buck. Being last sucks. Yeah. You just want to get it over with. Yeah. Yeah, it's torture to have it weighing over your head. Tate, get on up there.

All right, first timer. It's Ohio's Tate. Ohio's Tate's Ohio's tate What are they calling you now? What's the what's the nickname of of the day? Ohio's plate. I was late freight wait Blow guy oh Hey, that's pretty good look Blow guy ohs gay

It rolls right off. Oh, that's that's a scorching going a Oh That's gonna be kiss Or kid show you gotta wait for Brandon to come back which and then we'll do it. Maybe never yeah He might never come back so when Brandon comes back, you'll do yours. No. Hmm. Wait, was it spinning? Oh, he's spinning the office wheel. Spin the good or bad first.

Oh, yeah, good or bad. Because you might have to do the kid show thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll spin the good or bad. You're going to have to kiss somebody or kid show. Yeah, we know how kiss works. So if you get good, we'll do the kiss. If we do bad, you'll just have to wait

until Brandon gets back. Oh, no. And you're going to have to wait until Brandon gets back. Yeah, you got to film a little kid show. You'll film a kid show. Audition for Jersey Jerry. Yeah. Yeah.

Woo! That's not that bad, depending on the topic. Yeah. Mm-hmm I don't think I'd be good at it Brandon was a rascal with the topics or you think he might have been a rascal Depestrate it would be funny if Brandon did this just cuz like there's something that he Clearly doesn't understand that like yeah gravity Explain to me gravity like I'm fine He's just what's an evaporation

He's just been too nervous to ask anyone. Yeah, it's just it's far too late. How do the lights work? How did the lights? What's that Sun thing? Oh All right spin it Nick and Danny have yet to go. Bad boys. I'm worried. Bad boys.

Ooh. Lucky dog. There he goes. Monies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Danny, Danny, Danny.

This is a really good, we've got some really good ideas for this Planko that we should run back. I agree. Like the what's yours called? Oh, Fucked on a Flower. Yeah that one we did. That one worked and I didn't know if it would. And it worked. I mean people liked the Antiquity so much I didn't, I was worried about pivoting away from it but I think we found some with a fuck ton of flour Okay This fell what was that Danny did he fall he just fumbled the rest of the coins All right, so spin good or bad

If it's bad, they'll do it together. Oh, all right, so Tate and Danny, you guys will do the kids show together when Brandon gets back. That's good. That's great. That'll be good. The duo. Eddie, what's the highest rated movie beginning with K that you can think of? Oh, shit. Umm... Citizens Kane. No, that's not K. Kiss...

Kamo no K. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Kennedy? No. Keenan and Cal movie kill movie His kiss bang bang kiss kiss. There's not many kill bill. Oh yeah good one don't know kiss the girls Kiss the girls. It's the girl Kingpin King Kong Oh King Kong Kangaroo Jack Kangaroo Jack Jerry O'Connell. What's the highest rated of those kill Bill? Yeah, kangaroo Jack's pretty fucking that's up there. You're Jack to sir second one

DUMbo D Departed mmm. Yeah. Yeah, that's it good one fun game That is a fun game Does anyone see the movie kids? Yeah? Yeah awesome movie and meaning to watch that you ever seen it never oh, dude It's fucked up. It is killed bill. I could handle bill bill bill the king speech Oh king of all so good one so good

Yes Oh King of all so good one so good Yes Okay, I'm delivery service service Kramer versus Kramer fun game That's good. You're always thinking of fun games always good game. She's a fun game guy Do you play games just like randomly? Like what kind of games? I'm always like you know like what's... Play games with my kids. Mm-hmm. The idea of board game night Dan, I invite you over on the next Saturday. Why don't you and the wife come over and play board games? I can't. I'm sorry. I'll be in San Antonio.

You and my wife come over and play board games. I'm sorry. I'll be in San Antonio I Would do that. Yeah play some board games. Yeah, I would that be fun. I think it's pretty fun Yeah, that actually is very fun. That's more fun to me than like if you're like, hey, let's go to a dinner I'd be like, yeah, yeah, you just got to commit to the board game. Yeah, and there's a good chance It's a bow. absolutely when I go on vacation with my friends and after the Super Bowl We usually we played a bunch of werewolf who played a bunch of Monopoly. Do you ever play Monopoly the card game? It's like speed Monopoly It's fun because you can play with like a bunch of people and you get dealt cards and then you have to trade them

And that's nice. Yeah, you guys are all invited my sleepover Wednesday Is Danny gonna cry probably I will be there on I might not do I have to sleep over or can I have my wife? Pick me up when I start crying your wife can pick you up, but it has to be pretty late You have to call her and say honey I wet wet the bed. Yeah, I'm scared. They're not sleeping Your parents on the home phone to see if you could sleep over yeah didn't want to so you tried to like relay code To your parent. Yeah, tell you no, I'm gonna be like do you want to I'm like, yes Stomach it was always stomach than you always got the other mom. Yep stomach ache I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like ultimate. Hey, what the fuck when you wanted an oatmeal cream pie from the pantry? But the parents are like, oh my god, I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like, oh my god I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like, oh my god. I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like, oh my god

I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like, oh my god I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like, oh my god I'm gonna be the scariest. I'm gonna be like ultimate When you wanted an oatmeal cream pie from the pantry But the parents were chilling in the living room adjacent to it. Yeah, the friend would never go up with you Yeah, oh, it's in some plot. Sometimes the friend would go get an oatmeal cream pie for themselves. Yeah Yeah, the worst is when they'd be like mom Kyle's hungry. Yeah Yeah, but you can't go down the stairs though you gotta stand there and be a silhouette to yell it down Oh, yeah, you can't go all the way down ever all the way down. Yeah flick the lights. Yes

Yeah Hey last time Sending you home Yeah, that's gonna be fun. I'm gonna enjoy that. Yeah. But also, like, I hope that I'm I wasn't a sleepover house. Like, I didn't have. No. No. Like, you need a really good basement, you know? You do, yeah. Like, that's. Yeah, I want to. There's some kids that have the sleepover house. It's

all about the basement. That's where you sleepover. Yeah. You have to have a microfiber sectional. Yeah. And you have to have good snacks. Yeah. yeah, I don't have either Well right this wrong. Yeah, I'm going to yeah, I'm gonna become the premier sleepover spot. That's creepy Wait a second like theme nights all Tuesdays Over on school night casino night For first graders all right spin the wheel Yeah, you're all welcome to mine Brandon requested deaf VAM Jeff deaf jam vendetta

We watch software porn yeah for sure for sure I'm dad house. Yeah, bring some cat house VHS to Def Jam Vendetta. So we're gonna be playing some of that. So we watch Softcore Porn? Yeah, for sure. I'm down. I'm Dad House. Yeah, bring some Cat House VHSs. Nikki Fritz. Wow. Legend. I think she's dead. RIP.

Oh, man. From Cat House? No, Nikki Fritz, remember, she was like the... She had, like, awesome fake tits. She was Cinemax just they would Off-core they've never actually punished you never see penetration. I remember Air Force Amy That was yeah, I don't recall her warehouse. Yeah cat house That in real sex sometimes you get a root good real sex and he'd be like they're just fucking yeah

But what were they go for go for what's yours Eddie? Yeah real sex was a total yeah go for II I want to see butt nachos Here we go! Mmm. Ooh, that's tea. Oh. What's tea? That's Danny. That's the triathlon.

Well, you can get good still. Yeah, you can get good. You can get good. What's good? Treat. It's a treat. It starts with tea. Real sex was like spinning a roulette wheel, whereas you could get...

I'm just covering themselves in paint. Yeah, like super fat people in like standing on each other with high heels Or you could get like porn stars testing out dildos It was like it was just like whatever the luck of the draw so yeah like education. Yeah, right you could be like a guy who's addicted to like farts or Just a hot chick that likes to fuck yeah that likes to fuck. Yeah. Good show though.

The guy that dresses up as a carpet. Oh, certainly always. It was such a gamble. It was worth the gamble. Yeah, you just had to be sitting there being like, I'm sick of watching these obese Brooklyn people shame each other. So we see they're like obese gore fetishes,

a hot girl who's really into sex. Yeah, who moans really loud when having sex. Yeah, that was it. That was a gist. Yeah, there just moans really loud when having sex. Yeah, that was it. That was a gist. Yeah, there was one that sticks in my mind that was like the, it was like porn stars testing out like full body like sex toys. It was like, this is awesome. Full body sex toys?

Yeah, it was like, this is sick. God damn. Porn stars in a sex swing. And you'd watch it on your family television? Oh yeah. Yup. Oh yeah. It'd come on at like, it would be like 11 or midnight. Yeah, something like that.

Yeah. Oh yeah. You'd have the last channel option on Nickelodeon real quick in case anything happened. HBO programming was HBO programming back then. Yeah. That and also Howard Stern where you just watched like a porn star orgasm with pixelation. Yeah. Yeah

That was like my dad would played on serious satellite in the car and I would get hard Spice channels Scrambled that was great. These are these are this is what I'm getting hard right now This is what it had to be back in the day This was it you ever do a nostalgia wank Hop oh, I should yeah I should about some time like remember like the first things used to crank to yeah watch it again I swear you get oh yeah, you get harder. It'd be like Pan Amberson Anderson or Who's the fucking?

Who's the woman who died who was? Fuck was around oh and uh the the married to the playboy. Yeah, yeah, and it all yes Nicole Smith is good. Yeah Google images with the safe search off. Oh, yeah Trish Stratus free ones do you ever go to free ones? It was literally just like thumbnail pictures of naked chicks. That would do it. There's no video You just click on pictures They'd be broken half the time. Oh man Okay, all right good or bad. It was a nice little chat. Yeah

Nostalgia, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. I Am gonna do a nostalgia way you gotta it's unbelievable it's a time machine yeah go real sex just asher we'll try to find a real sex Stacy's mom music video all right all right okay okay let's say Atlanta on me. Oh shit. It's this Right yeah for Tate for T Do you hear whatever it was calling you? No, what was it? God damn it? I don't know what it is So there's a 50-foot court over there

Just got to wrap it up real quick Hannah and Anika will be coming out you have to nail their tick-tock dance, whatever they choose for you and then mincy is gonna tell you about his Backstory of his tennis story and your time stops once the corner done. Yeah, where's the cord? You'll see it by that our pillar over there. Well, Stefan's gonna be watching. Yeah, I think it's in court Where's the guy know a 50-foot court Mincy part is brutal damning. That's the worst we're ready for you. Where's Stefan I? Wanted to be so grumpy watching this yeah taking time out of his day I'm watching. Oh, he's watching voice of God. Okay. All right go ahead take yeah, oh No, he's already fucked up. Oh fuck. That's terrible. What a

Wrap it up. It's That was not crazy That guys take this extremely seriously. Yeah. They're wrapping technique. Man, for another kind of need stuff out here. This is not going well. What are we seeing, Stefan? Not even close. Yeah.

Hey, put it under your elbow. You've never wrapped a cord before? Elbow. Elbow. There it is. Oh, dude, there's a knot. You have a knot in there. That's got's a lot of bother you right oh man oh my god you just stand over there and blow guys oh guys those gay had it again

that's you know I see that now that's blow guy oh gate Stefan come out here and show them show him to not have an N64? Why not, Stefan? OK. I was going to have Mr. Pear, the turtle. He has to do it before he reaches the end.

But the girls playing on their dance. I know, he's going backwards. Hands on the hips. OK. This was supposed to be the easiest one. I know. He's just never wrapped a cord before. Oh my god. This is driving me nuts. What is no? Oh? Here comes Stefan let's go

Stephanie's a step in is a dad just got to woken up in a sleep. Oh, yeah Get his ass Stefan hand it over Yes, let. Hand it over. Yes. Let me see it. Now look. It's a good stuff. Two minutes. Oh my God. Tate is in hell right now.

Never mind. Just go to the next station Yeah, I think this is harder than you guys think no It's not I don't think any of you could do it up to Stefan stand no correct But I thought he would at least do it the way we would all do it and then over your arm What nitpick yeah? Cuz if you do if you don't wrap it like he's doing like they call it like under over then it'll be like weirdly coiled And they're very very

No, I know about the under over I just thought he was gonna do it how we would do it He's not even in the ballpark and nobody here would have left a knot right right now. Yeah All right, go to the take a take talk Dan get to the tick-tock girls 246 thank you, Stefan. I can't wait for this to get posted with no context on their TikToks. close to be no contacts on their TikToks. What is this for a talk? But you gotta do it. You know?

So, yeah, you go slowly. We're gonna be on the side screen. Nancy's just waiting to tell this story. She's been waiting. She tried telling me three times this morning. I said, save it. You gotta shake your butt and do it. All right.

Put a hand. Got it? Yeah. Pfft. Yeah. Yeah. Do it, do it. Do it, do it. Do it, do it. Uh, tape. Oh Good job good job. Oh no to God Tate Nick. I don't want to hear this Your tennis story tell him the tennis story

Yeah, we're not gonna listen No, no talk to me. Hey, tell Tate the tennis story. Yeah, we're not going to listen. No, no, no. Talk to me. Tell Tate the tennis story. Do we want the two minute version or? No, the 30 minute. Yeah, as long as you want. Whatever you're about to tell me. We're not even going to listen. You take turn off the.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Oh, my God, Danny, you're so fucked up. Danny, you're going to hell, dude This is evil alright. We could spin again Oh, yes, but again We'll come back to this. He said this is the best story. He has in his arsenal really yes twice It just happened to get brought up yesterday Look my last one.

There you go. There you go. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry if this is only funny to me. It's fine. I could watch Minzy talk to people all day. He's only at the quarterfinals. We haven't hit the first checkpoint.

They were like, we're supposed to get our ass kicked by the sculls. Oh, shit. You call it, Big Cat? E, E. E. Oh, it's a skull. Call you call it big cat It's a skull sack attack I feel like tates always in the spot with him too. Oh My god, I got Give me the good or bad attack or snack attack. Oh look at this. Oh

Yeah, let's go there we go, it's how was, Mitch. He's done. Wow. Oh, he's done There we go. All right good Best story ever best Don't tell us cuz we might have to listen to it. Yeah, I don't want to hear this. I don't want to hear I want to hear the story spoilers. I want to but I can't All right, thank you mincy, thanks, thank you. Yeah, good appreciate it Zack Look at that me sir. I'd like to talk about your your idea that there's different snacks for different seasons

Mmm. We I'm definitely done to get in that with you today. Okay. What are your thoughts on that? Do you feel as if there's different snacks for different seasons? Hmm. We, I'm definitely down to getting up with you today. Okay. What are your thoughts on that? Do you feel as if there's, there's snacks you go to all year round or like there's pockets within the different seasons amongst the year where you find yourself gravitating towards one thing over the other.

I've always thought that with food, but never snacks. Like food, you know, summertime you're eating more, obviously hot dog hamburgers, maybe like a light pasta. Winter you're going chilies, pot pies, that kind of stuff, hearty stuff. But snacks, you change your snacks? I believe, I tend to just because like, you're in different emotional bags throughout the year

and I feel that different snacks kind of play off kind of the emotional state you're in in that time throughout the year, and I feel that different snacks kind of play off kind of the emotional state you're in in that time of the year. Okay. You know, summertime kind of up, higher energy, better morale, wintertime might get a little gloomy. I'm not gonna say depressed, but just a little like down, waiting for it to warm up again,

and I find that different snacks can really either elevate those emotions or negate them, whichever one you're looking for. So what do you give me an example? So So here recently, you know, it's been a little the sun's going away a little sooner. It's getting a little cold outside I reached I know what more tropical opposite. Do you live in Australia? Not in Australia, you know, okay. All right keep going So I when it's a little bit more gloomy and the Sun is down

For longer periods of the day you try to reach for something That's a little bit more uplifting like maybe an all pink starburst pack. Oh It'd be a slushy variant. That'll be good. Yeah, but this is for like cold weather Yes, okay. Okay, what about hot? And then, so more in the hot weather, I try to go a little bit more savory because like I don't want to get too amped up on the summer because that come down is going to be real aggressive.

So then you start to reach for something a little bit more savory, like you do a Heath bar or maybe you get into like a nacho tray. Savory. I think. I think that ebb and flow a little more level. So icy for colder weather. I think you've got them reversed., a little more level. So I see for colder weather.

I think you've got them reversed. Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath bar is something I would love in the middle of January. And an all pink Starburst pack is a perfect August treat. You're doing too much summer in the summer. Dublin summer. Yeah. Yeah. The peaks and valleys you want to avoid to try to stay in that kind of middle zone and that float zone. You want to almost counteract. Okay. All right.

You be open to giving that a shot or you completely shut it down? No, no, no. I'm not shutting it down. Do you want to give them Kyle? Yeah. He's really good at this here. I'll start in the cow. You do one. Uh, 50 degree rainy 50 degree rainy we're reaching for a so be pina colada if they've got them in stock Okay Mid-april Windy as fuck so it feels like 40 degrees, but the sun's peeking out

Buffalo chicken dip with the black bean toasty knows is probably something that great What about like a 98 degrees It's humid. It's hot. It's like one of those days you go outside, and it is fucking scorching Decent cloud coverage or it's all Sun all Sun are we near the coast are we more central uh coast adjacent coast adjacent so we know it's around but we can't see it right yeah, mm-hmm, okay Like a triple dipper chili's triple dipper for snack there That'll do I know what you're saying. I just think you have it reversed, which I kind of like. Yeah, everyone's got super vastly different snack

preferences. I could see where it could be flipped for some, not flipped for others. There's maybe a pocket out there that could agree with that. I could understand other people thinking it's flipped, for sure. Yeah. OK.

All right, thanks, Zach. Stick around. That was great. I like that. No problem. I can do that very interesting jobs. I need to greet triple dipper I think next time we you said food, and then he said snack yeah all over the place I like it next time we get Zach involved. I want to see a debate Yeah, I need to I need to see that him. Yeah, did you guys see the embodying? Yeah, oh you dominated brandy's got this tactic wait Brandon the guy who's coming back. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely coming back his little tactic of so we're on the same page then yeah, it fucks you up

Yeah, just put you in the oh There he is perfect time Zack do you have something you want to debate Brandon in it was the gas station one There's a conversation we can get into me and Brandon if you'd like I know he said he wanted to talk about a little bit earlier I just feel as if there's maybe too many gas stations not enough concession stands I think concession stands should be there should be more zoning for those out on the road. All right currently when you say concession stands you're just taking what is usually available at a high school football game or a sporting event and you're putting that in brick and mortar

on the highway and stuff like that? Yes, I guess to elaborate a little bit, it would be like your boiled peanuts, your aluminum fuller wrapped hamburgers, your Sour Punch straws, that genre, yes. What you're doing is you're just gas station without the gas basically No, some could have pumps, but I would prefer no pumps for the concession Yeah, well my only concession stand with a couple my only issue as as we build out this idea is I think if you're out on the open road and for road trips build out this idea is I think if you're out on the open road and for road trips,

gas is the number one thing people stop for. And I'm not sure dads are stopping the car for, for nachos and boiled peanuts as much as they're stopping for gas. Gas necessity, but I, uh, do you lose your like inkling or your, your itch for maybe some nachos or some boiled peanuts when you become a father? I haven't experienced having children yet. But is that something you that goes away? Well, lust for no, it doesn't. But the the lust for getting there as fast as possible and not stopping when you have a

car full of other people is very high. Now I, me personally, I'm probably stopping for boiled peanuts every time they're available. So I'm with you on that one. But a lot of dads are just driving straight through until they need gas. And then the concessions, that would never come into play as far as keeping the kids satisfied. It's just strictly gas is what we're doing. Where are you putting it? Where am I putting what?

The concession stand. Where are you putting it? Anywhere they'd be able to zone. A big gripe there is you only catch them in neighborhood parks, baseball fields, softball fields, soccer fields. It's a real niche there. I think they should open up the zoning and let more concession stand windows open up. There is also a point to where I enjoy knowing you go into this concession stand, I've got

$6, $7 in my pocket. You look at the whiteboard and you see the peanuts are six dollars of sour punch rolls are two the hub above is one you know exactly what you're getting into what you can grab off the menu and what you can't sometimes I find when you go into the convenience stores that you know there's a lot of decimals being thrown around the pricing you think you're gonna be good with ten bucks and you get to the counter at seventeen dollars there's a lot more price transparency I find at the concession stand. Well yeah it is a great point until you do basic economics. Don't you think the cost of

renting or leasing or buying a lot on some land that is owned for commercialism, those are expensive and therefore the places that have those, the concession stand that's in the high school gym doesn't have to pay the overhead cost that one would have to pay in their own building out on the highway. Do you agree? Would you say there's smaller overhead with just a concession stand? Or like, you know, we're getting into these massive gas stations that are almost turning into truck stops where like there's merchandise, like a Bucky's or a Busy B. They're doing t-shirts, they're doing printables, coffee mugs, things like that.

When it comes to a concession stand, we only need a limited amount of space. I think also that could help as far as, from the foggy role you were speaking from earlier, like one to get in, get out. You don't have to stand in line with the entire families there trying to get all this merchandise. You can just go grab the snacks to keep the kids quiet and then down the road you snag a pump, fill up the tank and keep

it moving. Give me five items your concession stand will have. I'm gonna have to play some of the hits I mentioned earlier. I love the Sour Punch Straws. I feel as if a hamburger has a different bite, different texture when it's sat in the aluminum foil like what that does to the bun. So that's definitely a necessity as well. Big League chew. I prefer the grape but we can do the original ice cups. I don't know if you if you like a good like icy. Are you into that or no? Not really crap that. Well, I mean, I just got guy I think we're gonna have to invest in some refrigeration here that we normally don't need the high

school gym to house all the Gatorades and the drinks and whatnot. Yeah, we'll keep a cooler for sure. I think you an egg glue or maybe if we're having a good month, we snag a Yeti when those real resistant to the heat coolers. So what's your picture? What's your picture is a small a small building with mostly concession stand foods and a Yeti cooler, maybe one person manning the whole thing, maybe two if business is really booming,

maybe a window where people walk up and order it, that's what we're picturing on the highway? I enjoy the window, yes, and maybe get rid of a lot of the screens. I don't want any screens for the most part there. I'm tired of ordering on screens though. The human interaction I feel is important and we're losing a lot of that.

Yeah, I like this. I like the idea I I like the idea. I love the idea. Do moms work this concession stand like they might at a high school football game The moms can be great candidates I could see how The motherly role bleeds over into a concession stands, but as far as like hiring goes, I don't know if it would be There could be some legality there saying oh yeah you can I haven't thought that deep into the hiring process but we could definitely iron that one last question when's it open 24 hours would be I think maybe asking a little bit too much, but would be really a sweet spot. So you've been looking for boiled peanuts for the whole day?

25 hours is too much. 25 hours is too much. And high school, not too much, not too little. 5.30am nachos, that's what we're going for? You don't hate that? I mean I'm not mad at 5.30am nachos at all. That might be a little bit too telling, but you're opposed to nachos at like an early morning. Yeah, I guess I'm not. But I think a lot of people would be. I'm not, personally. I think there's more people open to it. I think there's a lot of people that might shut down that idea on face value, just getting into the conversation and passing because it feels if it might be looked upon a different way by wanting to go with

some Sour Punch straws at 11 a.m. But I think there's a lot of people that, if given the opportunity, might swing by and grab me a little nacho plate. All right, fair enough. All right, Zach, I love the idea. All right, stick around. I can be that, yes, sir.

24-hour sweet spot. Yeah, it's a sweet spot. I agree with no screens. He's also describing it. Yeah, screens suck a sweet spot. I agree with no screens. He's also described Yeah, yeah screen suck what describing a gas station now There's no hot maybe even a mobile truck also pulled pork and candy and he said he's negotiable on the pump Yeah, he did he said you could do a pump there. He's right on not to but if there is a pump We agree it becomes a gas station

Pump yeah, I think one pumps not a sawdust What that's a station? What do you get out of? Yes, okay Ballpark nachos need to be around more agreed agreed. They're my favorite you can get them in gas station. Yeah, but We're talking about the convenience store with the moms yeah open 24 hours moms are very important convenience store with the moms yeah open 24 hours moms are very important yeah we're gonna have to employ them we're gonna have to give them insurance moms all day all night yeah all right okay spin it also Brandon you got to go Danny and Tate oh it's a kid show all right Danny and Tate come with me all

right spin it let's just make sure it's not Danny oh oh oh Tate he was kind of flirty. Oh take oh Time to call daddy and Wow, okay Okay, look. Yeah, all right. That's why everybody calls you. It's not Danny Tates gone choice. Yeah, they're gonna do it together Office will all right go ahead boys Might not it's just on the cards for me today. No. Oh you still gone. Go on puckless man That's okay. We need to antique Lucas again, right? It's been so long. I forget what it looks like

flower all over his face. Yeah Look at him, and if we can't antique him, I'd settle for a fuck ton of flower Yeah, I guess that as well. We're willing to compromise similar to the pump or no pump live All right go But you want to spin it. Let's spin it who's in the gambling cave Let's spin it who's in the gambling cave Let's spin until we get someone Watching yeah, but Liv's gonna love that. I don't know all right. Yeah, all right. Let's just keep spinning it. We'll find one of them

Yep, if I know Liv like I think I did okay spin it again until we get one of these fuckers Liv yeah, you know she's up there. I am a girl oh Let's get my let's get Jack wiper someone someone go Jack. Oh has he been on you? I don't think so Little Jackie is what we call him. Oh, yeah Yeah, well whenever Pft or Hank and I go and talk to him all the guys who sit around him pug Shane Max They always are like talk to him like a man. And he gets all in his own head. So they call him Little Jackie.

Can you grab him? Lucas, can you grab Little Jackie? He's getting him. Oh, okay, great. Should we know who Liv is? Yeah, no Liv is. Yeah, she works upstairs. Upstairs?

I told you she works around upstairs. Okay Jack get up there little Jackie be a man Jack we go Jack Jack just a plinko board Jack is like the number one guy to go out in this office every time I see like all your shot before you got him on toy or Ella Griff Instagram story Jack's there the hair He's with him. He said a His last name's wiper Jack wipers named Jack wiper Why that's why man? Let's do good or bad good or bad. Oh, he's gonna have to kiss some people. That's okay. Oh, that's okay

What's why why is either? Oh, yeah, with Yak or you get to give somebody this Y appointment to become a certified lifeguard. All right, Jack, come sit right here for a sec. It's good to have you on the show, welcome. Or how's that yak meat doing? It's probably getting a little toasty. Oh no. Yak meat.

Jack, oh no, Jack. Oh, no Jack. Oh You're good all right choose somebody on the act to give this to I gotta learn to be a lifeguard? Yeah, lifeguard training. You gotta learn how to save a life. Step one. I would've really felt bad to yak me, Jack. I know, I know. That's two days, right?

Cool. Yeah, man. Age is 15 and over. That's right. Oh, I'm gonna be amongst 15 year olds. Mm-hmm. And over. And over.

But yeah, probably the age of kids learning to lifeguard for the summer good Are you a good swimmer? No? I Think it's like one of the hardest things you can do yeah, so if you do you have any more puck drops I? Do you almost have to go for why to get rid of that? Oh? No, I can just get yeah, yeah, I could swim, but I think it's such a hard exercise. Where's really going? Brandon try getting us cancelled did he might have worked. Are you gonna pee in this?

thing tights Titus oh you want me to pee in it. I'll pee in your pan. Don't be in it. I Don't have any pee left in me. I don't want pee all right. I'll pee in it all right not too long We're gonna go for it. We're gonna pay All right in the back yeah This is good Is he about to start golfing right there, This is no place to golf. This is an office Yeah, but how much piss does it hold because it's thin he's

Do you have to piss bad big cat? He's clipping the towel on his belt like a golfer would so I'm confused. We're like he is golfing We're not on the links right now man. Wait a second How'd it go Brandon? He's paying right he's big he's just playing with it. Fill the club. I can smell it. You smell piss? I'm not peeing yet.

Stinky piss. Oh my god, stinky piss. Oh shit. Do you actually smell the piss? Yeah. It's awful. What did you eat oh my god I hear it you're just chilling on the course take a swing when you gonna start

peeing oh my god Oh What shot You still going you're still golfing men I'll just watch this mount how to grip the club Oh my Feel the club to the brim that's so tall Now we just leave it there is a keepsake Wait put it by the putting green just leave it by the putting

Can't see lighting is pass it around we believe it If you actually own this club, what are you supposed to do now like you take it to a bathroom and dump it in a toilet you probably dump it On the grass. Why didn't you just peel it? We're gonna wait to it now, huh? I think fine that is it the lid tight. I don't smell it does it smell like piss the outside Now you're golden yeah No, just leave it by the putting green. Hope somebody picks it up. It's so hot Mm-hmm. Just leave it by the putting green. Hope somebody picks it up so hot No, sure sure it's a gift here. Let's pass it around

Wow, I filled that thing to the brim thing is a hundred degrees I had no idea that it didn't have that much space. I almost pissed on myself It looks like you're turning Lenny Danny go chip And thank you on the golf course. You'd like be drinking beer I don't want to touch the towel a towel didn't have anything to do with your like pubic or direct to your dick No, it was because the golf club was in between the towel and oh, okay And me take it to the sim you think you shouldn't it it's like Cody Howard so I'm gonna do the sim I Hope I am and I should have losing the cap. I bet you could Bet you couldn't shit in that big hat no friends. Hmm. I do have to shit

There's that golfer again that regular golfer That regular golfer. I'll see him. Just have to press any button. It's very plastic, right? So this thing might bust. That would be so funny if he just gets it. It's gonna bust on Titus' face. Yeah, you're good.

Yep. Oh, he missed. Oh, he missed. Well, the weight probably, the're good. Yeah Oh, I'm always missed well the weight probably the weight distribution. Oh, yeah a solid hit a Nice drive with my pit go for the moon. She's taking a second shot. He's peeing off game Yeah, it's gotta be that liquid going up and down. Is it impossible to hit? The towel attached to it. Yeah.

So you have to grab that club out of your bag. Yeah. And then walk back to... No, that's the thing. You can do it wherever. Yeah, but if you're standing on the cart path with your club out like that... Oh no! What?

It bent. Oh! Oh, that's a shame. It's a little top heavy. Yeah. Oh no! What? Oh! Oh that's a shame. Oh no. Yeah. The whole thing should be pissed. Look at this guy! Let's keep this in the office,

let's keep this in the studio for a long time without realizing it. Yeah. Let's put it in the back somewhere. We'll use it for something else. It's got a ferment. Hey, you broke it? You're in trouble. All right, perfect. That's the kind of thing we remember in, like, three years.

Yeah, someone's going to be like, what is this? What's that smell? Oh, that's my piss. Yep. Now, if you wanted to come in that, more than enough space. Yeah, you'd have to come 30 or 40 times. That's a lifetime of come I did send TJ the kids. Okay, great

Just a really weird flower for three hours. Yeah, not too bad actually Rainy said to me twice. Yeah, the second the first time was I had to had to turn it oh yeah I hope it's not bad for the hair transplant how to go okay so boys this is a trial for Josie Jerry's kids show you you're Danny fluffy pants you're Tady McTot you will just fluffy pants Danny fluffy pants Tady McTot and you two will have two minutes once I tell you the topic and the theme of the day. The theme of the day for this show of Mr. Jerry is the color green. And the topic, once

I say the topic, you guys are going to be ready to go. Okay. The topic is transgender athletes and women's sports. Two, one, Mr. Jerry theme comes up Tatey McTot and Danny fluffy pants go take Tot we're gonna talk today about the color green and Danny's gonna tell you how that color green which as you can see here Is green relates to chant transgender? Oh, oh No, I guess we can't watch oh Danny I think green is a sign that means go which means that all transgender athletes should be able to play any sport I didn't know Jerry that any sports. Wow, any! Wow, Danny. We have always said, Mr. Jerry, that transgender sports are a go and we are inclusive.

Oh wow! It's been a big lib day here. Yeah. New topic! A wee wee? No, go with both! New topic! Second Amendment. Dating with fans. Second Amendment? Amendment. And your color is pink. Pink. Pink is a great color, not just a girl's color. It's also a transgender color. Pink can be for girls, but the thing for boys and girls is they

all have the ability to have guns because in this country where we allow transgenders, we also allow the freedom to bear arms. Tell them about that, Danny. Danny yes you could be strapped my old elbow you can stay strapped and if you want us we're running out of time I'll just throw the next week so to his next week show about immigration and next week's show on mr. Jerry we'll be talking about immigration we want everyone to come here oh Danny wow just trying to think what Jerry would say oh that was good I like I would love to see Danny's character on mr. Jerry yeah you're

pretty good man it would be we've actually been talking a little bit more come spice things up a little bit you couldn't you couldn't use a voice at all. I didn't understand that until I'd already chosen my voice Let's get a little taste of what your voice would have been Tady McTot That's just Danny's Yeah, but Danny's was good. I got I got Tady McTot and Danny fluffy pants confused. Yeah, I thought it was Irish. Yeah, oh Still my whole flow tape good day boys. It's Tady McTot Alright we'll work on this later. I'll see good. I good. I bite. I'm Irish Jimmy turn this show off

Have you gone yet Nick so we spin Spin spin spin. I was gone 45 minutes. You guys are still spinning. Yeah. Oh, yeah Take off the office wheel we only were doing one got three to go And Nick twice Danny and KB once Nick twice before more to go anymore and Nick twice Danny and KB once Nick twice before more Your tightest check this out What's bro doing that pencil

Big guy texted you about the picture. Yeah, I think that's fine. You can say that's fine. Oh Hey, Lema sister. That's just too big of a pencil. Hell yeah, Nick. You don't need all that pencil. Big cap, maybe a little bigger. I don't know if you can handle that. I feel like that's perfect. You think this is right? This is what happens. You get into the big pencil game. You just want more.

Can't ever be satisfied. There's always a bigger pencil up there. What's your call? Skull. Skull. pencil game. You just want more. You can't ever be satisfied. There's always a bigger pencil out there. What's your call? Skull. Skull. The kissing's over there. Oh! That's antiquing. That is a fuck ton of flower in the face. Well, it's not antiquing. I'm sorry, I apologize. Yeah, it's a fuck ton of flower in the face. Let's hope this is good and not bad Lucas would you take a shower Lucas doesn't even covering flour anymore

Why are you resting your chin on your ball? Dave come on for you to come on wheel do us a solid when oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Lucas's face to hand cupper Yeah Really fucked on really fucked. Oh, yeah Oh Yes, oh hell yes, there's four forehead gosh. Oh man look at the flower. That's good. That's good. Here's a look Lucas Let's see what it looks like dumb bitch You fucking idiot? God you're real There so much flour on it now

this is why we do it man look at his feet marks this is why we do it this is what it's all about this is good I like this game uhhhh it's why we yak

this is why we yak a shoe company is actively paying for this to happen yeah it's good. Yeah. That's a lot of flower. It's just like, It's a little foot mark.

It's like snow. Only one set of footprints in the flower. It's when I carried you. That was when I... Good Dustin. Oh man. Oh Man All right. We got three. Oh, it's a weight. Did you go twice Nick? No, oh put Nick back on he's only gone once I'm gonna try I'm gonna try go for a I think everyone is everyone is last one. Yeah Gotta make it count.

No, you gotta, Nick, A or E, because if you get E, it's the ass nachos. Oh, I want ass nachos. I want Lucas to butt nacho. Yeah, nacho butt would be good. Nacho butt would be great for me. E is right in the middle, too. How is nobody hit E?

Everyone keeps going to the accent. Yeah, far side Okay Oh no Nick and it's stuck right over the e it's just oh That's you know next next oh oh So what happens if it's good or bad here you got a oh yeah, if it's bad you're It's good, you're I don't think that's what why was right Just be good for Nick. Be good. There you go.

Oh no! Oh no! Lucas gets to do it right? Aw, Lucas! What was that? What was that Lucas? It was good for you. No, I'm saying, oh no, I feel so bad. Oh, you're being a little... meat and tossing in the guy's face

Get your yak don't throw your meat in Nick's face. Oh god. It's is it a meat flour combo or straight meat Straight question was straight me. I didn't know Has anyone ever eaten yak no I have not Someone has to be good sale. It's just yaks just a fancy cow right I Think so with with horns and hair sounds right yeah a regal cow Yeah, and while they are a Himalayan cow are they emo with like the bangs. Yeah, yeah, they're Yeah Puncture with your pencil

Puncture it with the pencil you have to open it for him. He's gay Hey meatball doc after this oh yeah meatball doc premiering after this go so everyone check it out That's a thick paper. Which YouTube channel? Barstool Sports, Maine? I think if you're watching this, it's gonna redirect you right to it. Which?

Barstool Chicago. Nice. But if you're watching this tonight and you wanna go find it, where would they go? Barstool Chicago. Okay. Yeah. What is your problem?

Can you open it? Thanks. Dan. What? Why is he see he won't open it. He's gay just open it. My name is Frank Oh my god 70 70 this guy like that guy oh that's great oh that fast banana look like it

wow I can't wait haha all right Lucas has a handful of meat My name is Frank tune in oh god oh Wishy what is it? What's the consistency? I think you gotta just put it in his face You gotta like play it on a plate play to it on him. Don't throw it a face mold my throw it Oh, it's just gonna fall off if you throw it my throne. Yeah, but that's the Nick's advantage. You got like I am Time time in the face time in the face meet time oh I'm in the face. I'm in the face meat pie. Oh

You rubbed it. Oh you rubbed it. He rubbed it rubbed your meat on his you you jerk Rubbed it. Oh, that's What's yeah, yes, it gave me Yeah, that's a gamey Our cleanup bus is crazy. Yeah, you're out Do you want me to pour some piss on it? I could clean up my face with Are you smelling over there no, no, but I also didn't get it right on my nose. Got to get to the nostrils. Alright, spit it again. We got two left. Two to go. So whoever, both of you should just go up. Yeah. What do you, well, but let's see who

has to go first because there's a puck out there. There is a puck just lingering over the E. Kyle, it would be wise for you to go for y yes the elmer's butt nachos Yeah, Elmer's, but not just just do one so on hang in there Not show but all right Danny you get to go first and keep Danny if you call e and hit it Lucas has to do it. Yeah, that's right There's an incentive to go after e He's called the. Why is it going so far? Oh, that's pain. Oh

That's pain the yak has really come out it's fucking reeks Oh KB you want to go? Yep. All right spin good or bad for Danny Danny good get to choose who goes home with the YMCA lifeguard membership or uh lessons You know who would be funny? Eddie Sure? I think Kate would like it

Josh you're not here I mean I'll throw out an ace too Lucas? Lucas would be hilarious You guys sent someone on the ac You're literally on the act right now. You're on the act right now. Do we have anybody that needs to knock out some swimming laps? You're quite literally on the act.

Oh yeah, Steven. Give it to Steven. Can I? Yes. Obviously, Steven Che gets the lifeguard lessons for April 26th. They're just going to walk in and be like, oh, and our dummy is here. Or our test case. Is this to become a test case? I'm even Steve J gets the lifeguard lessons for April. They're just gonna Walk in and they're gonna be like oh and our dummy is here Test case is this how is this to become a certified lifeguard lifeguard lessons. Yes, Stephen. I've done this and it's very hard

He also gonna come back and be like that was awesome. Yeah Skull Good or bad your Zack attacker a Zack attack or snack attack? Get a little snack. Finish it off. Some snacks. I also will do E too. You'll do nacho butt?

Oh, we can finish with Zack. I do feel like someone's gotta do nacho butt. Alright, do the full wheel. Let's do an eliminator. You also had a good thing for E, right. Yeah, you're just a bunch of envelopes that are surprised by oh my god Yeah, let's do Eddie Eddie did a very thoughtful Yeah, some of you guys were lazy with your ideas for your day and Eddie Went above and beyond and we didn't we didn't do any of it. So let's do a liminator wheel Whoever loses has to do nacho, but the second place person gets the envelopes. It's an envelope of flower. Okay. Oh

What's your idea mark a fuck ton of flour? Mixing it up Zach who's the best baseball player of all time? Pops him. Hitch pops. Prince Fielder. What? Brandon, go ahead. What?

No, it's Kyle's. No, no, I know. Kyle, may I? Yeah, take it. What do you mean it's Prince Fielder? I agree with him. What do you mean it's Prince Fielder? Who's your favorite baseball player, Brandon? No, that wasn't that. No, I'm not doing this. He asked you who the best baseball player was of all time. that wasn't that. No, I'm not doing this. He asked you who the best baseball player was all time.

But answer his question. You answered Prince Fielder. It's not Brandon answer. Why did you say Prince Fielder? No, answer his question. Willie Mays. Prince Fielder's a major league player. You know, he made it to the big leagues.

Pretty impressive. But Willie Mays also made it to the big leagues and hit double the home runs and more than Prince Fielder. Say Willie Mays or Billy Mays? I said Willie Mays of the Giants. Oh gotcha I'm not super familiar with the Giants Brandon what are his accolades? So he gets you. 660 career home runs, at least 15 gold gloves, greatest defensive center fielder of all time. I mean, years did he play? He played from 1951 to 1973. Oh, so it's, it's a completely different game, right? He's playing your favorite player played in the fifties and the sixties and the seventies. Yes. Okay. So he, he's good at old baseball, not new, but not the current state of the game.

But your guy is also not good at the current state of the game because he only lasted what, nine seasons before he what, ate himself out of the game. He didn't even have a full career. In 2000s though, right? Different level of game. No, no. Willie Mays played a very high level of baseball. In the 50s?

That's correct. 50s baseball was very high level was there is a record of that yes they're called the records is it is it you've seen it you see you haven't seen is anyone seen him play there are there's footage of him playing yeah that's a great point footage you've seen it have you seen it have you guys seen it I have I've seen Prince Fielder though I've seen Prince Fielder play a mean game, but I mean Willie Mays I've never seen what is a mean game wrong? Great game, so here's the problem. I thought Zach would actually say takes he believed in he does not believe in this

No, I think he does sounds like you're on the same page. Zach is your favorite player, or you who you think is the best? little bit of both No, the question was who's the best of all time? Yes Any counter-argument you have nothing to Oh Zach0 Zach. Wow. My guy is way better. Even in his own era, how would Prince Fielder be better than Albert Pujols, who also played first base? Albert Pujols, great player.

OK. Also a good player. Yeah. He's better than Prince Fielder. You'd agree? We can agree to disagree. No, we can't. We can't.

They keep statistics. They keep numbers. And Albert Pujols beats him in every single thing So you're switching your best. I'm not doing I don't I don't want to put too much pressure on Zack, but I think you might be able to take Jay I think I think we might have found a guy who could beat Jay But he hasn't proven his point you switched your guy up All I'm asking you to do now.

I'm asking is we can't move the goalpost. All I'm asking is how can you say Prince Fielders the best of all time when he's not even the best first baseman of his generation in his league? He's taking it then. Yes. Who was that? No, see, that's not an actual time. I'm on Zoom. The headphones cut off. I'll ask you one question. How can Prince Fielder be the greatest player of all time if he's not even the best first baseman

in his league of his generation? I mean, these things are all up for interpretation. They're not. You're putting too much weight on Albert Pujols' game. He's a great player for interpretation. They're not. They're not putting too much weight on our pulls his game. He's a great player, but they keep statistical records. Albert Pujols hit over 700 home runs. Princefield hit 319. I think we're just checking different stats.

I think you got it. He's got you. I just told you the stats, Zach. And we fact check those. All right. And that's time. Yeah. I mean, you did switch your best player. I did switch my best player. My best player is Willie Mays. It felt like a switch.

It wasn't a switch. It was simply saying, how can you put your guy up when he's not even the best guy of his generation? You can't even compete with my guy because your guy isn't even the best of his particular era You got like two or three guys at this point I agree with you that it wasn't a switch if you if you tell me the truth I don't think you might even felt like one. Yeah. All right. He left. So you won not coming back to nothing Zack dub Good job, Zack Yes, sir

Yeah, that was good conversation with Brandon. Yeah, that was a good conversation with Brandon. Okay. Supreme debate. He's ready to talk to you. All right, wait, what do we have left? That's it. You said nacho butt. Oh, yeah, nacho butt.

Zach, we can say goodbye to you, Zach. Thank you for sticking around for so long. Bye, Zach. Bye, Zach. Appreciate you guys for having me. Have a good rest of your day, guys. Have a great weekend, Zach. You as well.

He's a good dog. Did Brandon say Prince Fielder ate himself out of baseball? Guys, yeah, have a great weekend Zach mm-hmm you as well He's a great friend insane Prince Fielder ate himself out of baseball a little disingenuous. Yeah, like did he have a neck? Yeah, yeah, you're ending neck injury. Yeah, there's plus conference with a neck brace. Yeah Yeah, I mean, he's kind of a what could have been yeah, right. I'll just be saying shit man Same really is just saying shit imagine switching your best player halfway through an argument. Yeah. Same amount of home runs as his father, too. Yeah, exact same. That's pretty cool.

All right, nacho butt. Spin the real wheel. Let's just get that out of the way. It's been a fun three-hour yak. Yeah. Coming up on three hours. That's crazy. Nice little Friday.

Not so bad of being a flower for three hours. That's crazy nice little Friday. That's so bad being flower for three hours. Yeah Probably some sort of health benefit. Yeah. No no no no no no no no no no again Jesus How I don't like it Holy oh It's oh Oh my God How I don't like it. Oh Oh My God oh Oh

My God that would have been horrendous Can you imagine oh? I can't we boys are almost a one in 92 chance away from having to go on a date with Kate That is horrifying Wow All right, who's on this wheel? It's everyone here um Max Max Max did come in the studio

Tate TJ Jack Jack Uh...TJ? Jack? Jack! Yep. Wiper. Is a eliminator though, right? Yeah, so the second to last person gets all the envelopes.

Yep. I mean... Yeah! How many envelopes do you have? About eight. Wiper getting butt nachos just makes the most sense, right? Huh? This is for butt nachos, idiot.

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That's not so bad Do we have the not brandon take Zach's gone don't worry Why are you taking Brandon off it he also said as you left he's like if you Honestly didn't mean to switch up your player. He would take that at face value Right so he's gonna take that at face value, but I didn't switch up my player. I simply said Y'all know what I said you started talking about another player How can you put your guy up against my player when he's your guy isn't even the best player of His generation how many players is he talking about?

One how many players are you talking about one no? Got a question max if the question if the original question was who's the best player of all time? He says Prince field or why can't I bring up infinity players max? He's holding a knife for some reason Why can't I bring up every way I should be able to bring up every player max put time I didn't all I saw was you guys debating between Willie Mays and we gotta go alright KB's gotta go if it's but nachos he'll do it on Monday okay yeah we can all right but nachos presented by not show but presented by Elmer's glue And max you remember what nacho butts from right yeah, of course

All right, was it from? No further questions, then he knows oh, we're perfectly fine fine. This is fine Minty's on it Jack little Jackie's on this Little Jackie was here? Mm-hmm. Damn, what was he doing here? He's messing around a little bit. Makes sense. Look at that. Brandon. Are we doing a liminator or no? Oh, his first one. It's a brandon. Brandon, you never get butt nachos. have fucking stupid oh there we go Titus if it was wet it'd be me but good for the mostly boys right there let's go biggest wheel it's's pretty big. Pretty big.

But I'm starting to get nervous. No! Stop it, Nick. Max, you going bare butt hole? Yeah, you know when you normally start taking off your shoes, I may just start taking off my pants. Yeah. Blutman could have traded in for getting kissed all over.

Kyle's coming back. I got kissed all over. What's up, B? It wasn't bad, was it? No. Oh shit Oh Second to last gets every envelope damn it. Yeah, that's true second to last guy like me loves butt nachos It's a bummer it's I don't like that my your name's still there. You're fine I came in too hot the wheel knows that it deserves to be me Well that would suck Eddie

It's got to be somebody here, that's right. Uh-huh. That's right me It's gotta be somebody here. That's right. Uh huh. That's right. Click learner. There we go. Alright KB. Kyle Bauer. Fuck. This fucking sucks. I'm taking my shoes off.

I haven't even been close. This fucking sucks. I'm taking my shoes off. I haven't even been close. It's gonna be TJ. Thank God. I hope it's a little Jackie. Let's just start making the nachos, Eddie. Come on. Get up there. Aww. Yeah! Yeah, let's go. Max. I'm alive.

I think Caps. Minancy was on the show. Bosco was in a Bonnie Blue video? Yeah. No, it's not him. Captain Fur. It's not him. Cody keeps winning. Lil Jackie's still on the board.

I know, Lil Jackie. I want it to be Lil Jackie so bad. What is he gonna do when... Oh. Tate. Oh, Tate. Nick, you didn't even said anything. I always get button on shows. It's gonna be me. Oh Nick you can send me thing Come on just give me little Jackie in the final, but this might be good you might get the envelopes

I might get the envelope you might get the envelope He never get Jack even know all the envelopes that Eddie brought No now he knows he's watching for sure Apparently the chat is calling him Nikki smokes. Oh Why? Oh because I said that yeah always out all right All right, so one of them how's this work one? I will get the envelopes the other one that has to start not to not show yes best of seven I wonder what the chat you want to be for you want to get four before the other person does

What's a sweep? Nachos you got it you know if you get all three you have to you have to Take your pants and just make nachos in your pants. You got it. Yeah, would you eat it? Yeah, just I'll eat a chip all right fuck. Yeah fuck. Yeah, you chance not dump the nachos in the front God fucking damn it fuck you might get the envelopes Okay, it is there we go what nothing no Nope, nope no dick nachos for me Sorry boys

Thing about Tate he loves dick nachos oh No loves on see oh Lucas is being mean in here Tate what's he doing the most dangerous lead him wheel you're good Very true what's Lucas doing is he saying you're gonna eat all the nachos before you get a chance to sit on them All right, you don't have to make them in your pants. That's a good to one Nick nachos before you get a chance to sit on them all right you don't have to make them in your pants that's big two one Nick Nick but my face smells so the lady actors will go crazy Oh three one but nacho you're going to take you going hole out you'd have to you'd almost have to in this yeah, right so Tate has an Audi

Should we you got the envelopes for I mean I have to open them if you don't want to but all right Oh, yeah, you know for the envelopes first. What if it's just one free Would you rather be the last person out or the first person out the first person out? I don't know the lat being the last person out kind of exhilarating double envelope that one this one's a double envelope Yeah, all right. Oh fuck. Yeah, that's good. Yeah Balloons oh, yeah, Ed. It's a nice treat Good envelope work Ed. Yeah, thank you. Oh Oh yeah! Thanks Ed! That's a nice treat. Good envelope work, Ed. Yeah, thank you. Oh ho ho!

Burger, candy, and fries! Yep. Oh, hell yeah! Oh! Nice! Ed, this rocks! Nice! Tate, I'm so sorry man!

Wow! Gummy pizza! No way! Yeah! Gummy bubble gummies. Oh my god! How many envelopes? I don't know how many rounds we you know I want to be you never know you should make that you should make the nachos

I'd there were all that or till those gift cards. Oh no head give it to Jacob. He'll never stop thanking you oh Thanks Ed Cheerios Oh, thanks, Ed. It's Cheerios. Honey Nut. Wow! That's really great. The other envelope is milk. The envelope of Cheerios. Oh my God. Honey Nut for the record.

Wow, Honey Nut. Oh, Honey Nut. That's top tier. That's primo. Oh, Ed, thank you. What are these called? Preylenes or something? Yeah, I'll take one. Good with coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Great with coffee. Sweet. That's a good stick. All right. Don't worry, there's more. Oh, they're vanilla. Yeah, right with coffee sweet. It's a good stick all right Don't worry. There's more. Oh the vanilla. Yeah, oh Cool It's a Juan Soto. I'm watching Mariano Rivera and a Barry Larkin what seems once. Yeah, good. This is great He's on the Washington Nationals on that one, too This is great. He's on the Washington Nationals on that one, too

And Entenmann's cheese Danish I probably did too many Like a clown car of envelopes, but I just didn't want to have not enough nice Some tops chrome packs Yeah, you want to rip one over for me which one this one Take you ready for your butt nachos. I think that might be it. Can I tell my dad? I'm gay instead. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah Yeah, we got a button. We'll do but I'll do but we got checkoffs Give you my sous chef sous chef excuse me Are you just sitting them? You guys get any cool cards. Thank you Eddie got a ripkin

And I got a George Springer. I got a ripkin all right ripkin auto auto Nice those you're the they were all of got here do this. I don't know anything Good is that good a little more like more cheese on mine you guys like I like a lot of cheese on my more cheese Yeah, I guess all the cheese really yeah tape you like cheese. I think you need more cheese than that. Okay, Lucas had more. Now, the final ingredient. Than cheese? Presented by Elmer's glue. Do I go bare ass?

Yeah, TJ, do you go bare ass? Now, correct me if I'm wrong, and Angels in the Outfield, did they, as they did this tip was did someone throw flour in the guy's face? I can't remember the scene. Yeah, I think it was there was a character named Lucas and he was getting flour thrown in Yeah, it was a combo but nachos and flour and Lucas's face not show, but it was like the post credit scene. I remember now This is gonna have a good Take your boxers. I wish we could show the scene great scene

Sorry take that looks really good Elmer's is like sour cream. That looks fantastic. Absolutely egos. I wonder if it will stick to his ass. You just sit. Alright, here we go. And set the timer. 3, 2, 1, button.

Oh! Did your ass miss a notch? He missed. you kind of missed One idiot there was nachos yeah, we're streaming Yeah, that was fun. Thanks everyone for being on the heck oh Drop the butt nacho get a tape to second rule. Oh It looks like you're shitting out nachos He definitely missed

That's so much not good point TJ. I think Tate did just eat glue say glue Hazardous I feel like that's good. Everyone on Monday. You're spinning the reel, Will? Yeah, we already spun it. All right. Wow! It's the action. Wow what a Plinko day. Thanks hey dude.

Have a safe weekend everybody. Go make some butt nachos with your friends this weekend and send us some pictures and you know call your dad and tell him that you're gay. Alright shout out Lucas. Good job Tate. Love you guys. See you Monday. Bye.